July 18 BY - Jeff is hurt and let's Jordan know 1:27-1:34pm Laura and Jordan are sitting in the hammock discussing the upcoming POV. Jeff comes over to where they are and sits down beside them to talk about the same thing. Jordan tells Jeff she's using it on Laura if she wins because Ronnie promised her Jeff is safe 😩 Jeff tells her that he's a liar and that it doesn't matter, he's going home. They go over how they didn't trust Laura in the beginning. They discuss the various scenarios...Jordan tells Jeff to play it cool with Ronnie and to not say anything or she will hit him...Jeff says "I'm already done talking to you, what do I need you for?" Jeff shoots her a cute smile... the cam pans away in the close up shot but you can see Laura smile at how J&J are looking at each other, they "have a moment" :) Jeff then says in a hurt voice..."I can't believe you're not gonna use the veto on me, she just lied to me" :( ...Jordan says "shut up!"...Jeff says "If I get through this, you're outta my loop...I'm rolling solo" Jordan says that he wouldn't go without her anyways, Jeff says "yeah?"...Jordan then says she took the heat and stuck up for him (in the beginning) and Jeff says that he stuck up for her too. Jordan says well then we're even, so stop. ARGUMENT ALERT Jeff in a completely serious tone says that he already thanked her for that so she doesn't need to throw it in his face and show off in front of her new friend (Laura). Jeff then says Jordan is skating on thin ice with him...Jordan asks why, because she was in a bad mood?...Jeff says yeah, you had a sassy attitude, if he played the cold shoulder with her see if she would like it...Jordan says he played the cold shoulder yesterday...Jeff says it was because he was pissed and now he is up for veto and she's still playing the cold shoulder...Jordan says she told him she was sorry...Jeff says she didn't...Jordan says she went up to him and rubbed his back and asked if he was ok...Jeff says Michele did that too, what does that mean?...Jordan "what do you mean, what does that mean"...Jeff "what am I a dog, that just got hit by a car...ok, see ya later"...Jordan says no, that she went to her room (implying that Jeff could follow her)...Jeff says "what, am I supposed to read between the lines now?"...Jordan says it was a sign that when she was done eating she could go hang out with her...Jeff says so that she could (does a swatting motion with his hand) swat him away, he wasn't in the mood (he's pissed! :) )... After this the tension gets diffused by Jordan asking Jeff where he is sleeping tonight...Jeff says in his bed...Jordan asks if they kicked him out? Chima was bitching about it, she said if Jeff was a real man, he would give up his bed, they talk about how Chima wants Jeff's bed back and her diva attitude...Jeff doesn't even want to deal with her because she will just go off on any little thing. Jordan then gets called to the DR and Jeff asks her if she is going to apologize in there for being mean to him all day. BY chat - Welcome to the party 2:12-2:14am Jeff & Jordan are sitting with Kevin, Laura & Casey outside on the couches. They are joking around doing their Irish accent talk. Laura says that is the only time everyone gets along, is when they talk like that. Jeff says everyone likes this guy better (the Irish guy)...he says "Jeff's had a bad week leave him alone." Casey says to Kevin that he's sitting entirely too close to these fools (all of them)...Kevin says he's tired of this bullshit...Casey says "well join the fu**ing club" Jeff says "welcome to the party". Jordan says something to Jeff, Jeff looks over at her and asks what? Jordan nods no/nothing and Jeff smiles at her and rubs her head and keeps his hand behind there. Cute little moment. :) BY chat - JJ in their own world 2:23-2:34am The BY chat continues between JeJo, Casey, Kevin & Laura. Jeff & Jordan are sitting next to each other. I will highlight any convos that pertain to Jeff & Jordan. Jordan says she loves Chicken Parmesan, that and hamburgers. Jordan says what the others were eating looked real good (she's on slop)...they talk about how it's easy to forget someone is on slop (referring to being asked if they wanted to have dinner)...they talk about the spider that's hanging and if he's dead or not...Jordan is sure it's not Gus because Gus isn't that thick...Jeff mentions that he went to water the garden and it was gone. :) They talk about the different things you feel in the house and Jeff says it's such an emotional roller coaster everyday...Kevin & Casey say it can switch up soon (referring to Jeff maybe winning the POV)...Kevin says "do you want Veto?"...Jeff tsks...Kevin laughs...they talk about who would go up instead of Jeff then...Jeff says "who knows, I'm in the dark....he pulled a fast one on me"...Kevin says "you had no idea?"...Jeff says no, that Ronnie told him 2 minutes before that he had a plan but it involved him. Jeff says "um, f**k, what? what does that mean?"...they laugh...Jeff says he asked Ronnie if it meant putting him up and Ronnie told him he would talk to him later and Jeff thought what was he talking about, they have to sit at the table right now (for noms) so Jeff had a feeling he was going up. The others chit chat and Jeff just intently looks at Jordan...Jordan says what?...he keeps looking at her and smiling... Jordan shyly looks down...they discuss when the POV comp will be...Kevin talks about the bugs and Jordan giggles...Jeff says he's got them on him too, now he has arachnophobia...Jordan giggles more and Jeff says "what are you giggling about?"...they talk about the HN comp and Laura says that her question was the only one that Jeff got right...Jordan giggles again...Jeff says he was just guessing at the end...Casey says Jeff was going to a darker and darker place. They talk about how people were just picking the outfit they liked rather than picking the correct answer and how it all went down. They talk about the sleeping arrangements and Jeff starts rubbing Jordan's neck. Laura gets up, says goodnight and leaves. More chit chat about the game & paranoia...Jeff says he's starting to get paranoid about the bugs and swats some away with his hat...Jordan leans forward over Jeff to point out a spider...Jordan giggles at Jeff trying to swat it, she sits back up saying that Jeff flicked it on Casey...Jeff places his hand on her neck again and gently pulls the hair hanging in the front of her towards the back. Sweet moment, the look on Jeff's face towards Jordan is fascinating… BY long talk - Jeff immediately games with Jordan 2:52-3:05am Another long talk in the BY once the other HG's have gone to bed... As soon as Michele leaves Jeff says "you sold me out"...Jordan says she didn't, did he really think that?...Jeff, very unconvincingly says "no"...Jordan says thanks for making her look bad in front of Michele...Jeff says who cares...Jordan wants to know what Jeff wanted to talk to her about...Jeff says she can't say anything...Jordan says she won't...Jeff says he stuck up for her, well he's bringing her along for the ride if she wants to go...Jeff says that he was inside with Jessie just fu**ing around saying how his ship was leaving Thursday and Jessie told him that he's not going anywhere because he's on his team, they have other plans in mind... Jordan asks "can we trust him?"...Jeff says that it's all he has right now, he continues saying that Jessie said there were two of them (J&N) and Jeff told him the same, he was part of two also (J&J), how do they feel about Jordan, she's the only person he trusts and then Jessie said that's the thing, the four of them would be perfect...Jeff is skeptical, Jessie reassured him saying that Jeff is on their team, they'll talk more but not to say anything and Jeff told him that she wouldn't tell Jordan now (so he did LOL)...Jordan doesn't know if she can trust him...Jeff says "at this point what do I have?"... Jeff begs Jordan not to tell anyone...Jordan says "I swear to God I won't say anything"...Jeff says "please Jordan please because this is my ticket to get off the block"...Jordan says something is up, there's a catch...Jeff says he has no other options, Ronnie and Lydia both told him they're not sending Jeff home...Jordan says they were making smart comments about her and Laura's boobs and how they could use them to get free wine...Jeff says they're being catty...Jordan says then why are they being all about Jeff now...Jeff say they want someone else out of the house more...Jordan says they want Russell out...Jeff says at this point he either listens to them or goes out...Jordan asks then why is he getting all bent out of shape with her trying to help Laura?...Jeff says he just wants people like Michele not to know anything and he just likes busting her balls as well ;) ...Jordan says he's such a butt... SELL OUT ARGUMENT CONTINUES AND JORDAN JUST DOESNT GET IT Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says nothing...Jordan says he's pausing and looking...Jeff says she's fu**ing selling him out...Jordan says she hasn't sold him out (umm, you kind of did)...Jeff says he'll get that veto and roll with the other team...Jordan says "fine"...Jeff says "sell out"...Jordan stares at Jeff and says "I'm not, I'm not a sell out" Jeff snaps out of it and says that if they stay with him, Jessie owns this place...Jordan doesn't trust Natalie...Jeff says look at how they are...Jordan asks who they want out?...Jeff doesn't know...they talk a little about Ronnie, Ronnie told Jeff he was not going home...Jeff says he'll do whatever it takes to get him through one more week...Jordan says Ronnie told her he could promise her three more weeks of safety but she doesn'k know if she believes him...Jeff says Ronnie already lied to them. Jordan says did you see the looks Natalie gives her?...Jeff says he knows but he just talked to Jessie and he wants their foursome, Natalie will do whatever Jessie wants even if Natalie totally hates Jordan she will go along with it, she's Jessie's pawn. Jordan asks so they want the four of them to team up and get everyone else out?...Jeff doesn't know...Jordan says she wants Laura to come along too, she trusts her, she's good, she's smart...Jeff begs Jordan to not tell Laura anything...Jordan says she's not...Jeff says he's not bright, he doesn't know how to play the game, he doesn't want to go home now and if they have plans for him to stay he wants to stay...Jordan says Natalie acts like she's BFF with Chima, Chima hates her and Jeff...Jeff says he thinks everyone is sick of Chima to be honest, doesn't Jordan think so?...Jordan and Jeff in unison says look at how she's acting :)...Jordan is about to say something that she said in the DR, she says "I was in the...nevermind I can't say"...Jeff says "what!?"...Jordan says she can't say because...Jeff says "oh oh in the diary room"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "I was like you motherfu**er, more secrets"...Jordan smiles...and says "no I tell you everything"...Jeff says "alright I bet you don't"...Jordan says "I do tell you everything"...Jeff begs Jordan again not to say anything to Laura, he knows how this game works, for real don't...feeds cut out… Feeds come back to Jeff saying that he's on the block now so if they (Jessie's crew) are going to save him (he'll go with it)...Jordan asks if Jessie and them win POV will they use it on Jeff?...Jeff doesn't know the plan...Jordan thinks that Jeff doesn't need to get the POV, Laura needs to get it so they can save her...Jeff thinks their plan is to backdoor somebody... Jordan says to backdoor Russell...Jeff thinks so...Jordan continues pushing Laura needs to stay with her saying that Laura has to win the POV, they have to save her and then if it's going to be that way then it can be her, Jeff, Natalie, Laura and Jessie (umm no lol)...Jeff tries to get through to Jordan explaining that at this point Jordan has to stop including Laura and everybody she wants to bring to the top, she has to think about herself...Jordan says what about Ronnie? she has a feeling him and Jessie have something going on... Jeff says she's not getting it, if he doesn't listen to what they're saying he's going home...Jordan says ok, then, listen to them...Jeff explains it's better Russell, Laura, whomever going over him, he's here for him and he is bringing her along with so if she can change the BB rules and bring 12 other people with her, he doesn't know how she's going to do that but good luck to her. :) Jordan giggles and says her main goal tomorrow is to win POV and save Laura 🙄😠 i..Jeff bitterly says that was your goal from the beginning...Jordan says she knows Jeff is not going to be evicted, she was going to talk to him about it anyways, it's not like she was going to go behind his back and not tell him...Jeff says she told him but...feeds cut out... Jeff says he has to start worrying about himself and stop playing the game worrying about others and making friends, that's not what the game is about, he's played the honest card and he got f**ked every single day he's been in there, he's going to start playing the game, you gotta be a dickhead, step on some heads and break some friendships...Jordan says she's going to be Jeff's pawn, he better not backdoor her...Jeff says why would he tell her that (that he's taking her along)...Jeff says that Jordan is not giving him the veto so beat it...Jordan says no, later on...Jeff says like she did today with the veto vote?...Jordan says whaddya mean?...Jeff says "that you're not going to give me that veto"...Jordan says what does he want her to do? compete by herself? she's not sitting there going against him, she's not. (yes you are Jordan) Jordan says it would be weird if she was secretly telling people stuff <----this makes no sense!...Jeff doesn't know what else to say...Jordan says it's a hard situation and she would hope that if he would do the same thing (huh?)...Jeff says "not take you off the block?"...Jordan looks up and says "right"...Jeff says "I'll remember you said that cuz if I stick around it might come to that"...Jordan clarifies saying if they're in the final 5 he better take her off the block (now her tune has changed!)...Jeff says "oh, really?"...Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff says "why, what's the difference?"...Jordan says "because there are more people now...why do you want to be taken off the block? you're safe" (oh now he's safe, you didn't know that earlier when you said you would save Laura)... Jeff says they told him he's safe and now he's on the block, now he's safe again, they might have just told him that to keep him quiet so he doesn't snap and start choking everybody...Jordan giggles...Jeff says they might be thinking if they tell Jeff he's safe he won't go crazy, he won't go crazy for 2 seconds while they drag him out the front door. Jeff says he didn't even think there was an option, he thought he was gone...Jordan thinks there is something behind it though...Jeff tries to explain more...Jordan cuts him off saying she knows, take it, take it, do it...Jeff says he knows, thanks :) Jeff says "you're the brains behind this operation huh?"...Jordan laughs and says "and you are?"...Jeff says not anymore, he'll let other people take the wheel...Jordan says to stay low, let everyone else fight, let Chima and Natalie start all the trouble...Jeff says if they save him, that's all, he'll sit in that floatie and not say a word, for real, he'll go as far as he can with Jessie, once he gets to the jury house then he can stab him in the back and if he finds out Jordan is stabbing him, he'll make deals with others and start stabbing everyone until he wins LOL Jeff says he's here to win and not make friends any more...Jordan says "oh thanks"...Jeff says "oh thanks? I just told you you're coming with me"...Jordan says he said he's not here to make friends anymore...Jeff says he's not...Jordan says thanks!...Jeff says "what do you mean thanks?"...Jordan says it's because he said he's not here to make friends anymore...Jeff says "are you my friend?"...Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff says "well then I don't need to make anymore then"...light bulb goes on over Jordan's head :) ...she says "I know"... BY long talk - Jordan looked sexy 3:05-3:09am J&J talk about them getting all excited and then being brought back down to earth...Jeff says it's the only option he has right now (Jessie plan)...Jordan knows...Jeff says he's just repeating because she doesn't understand...Jordan insists she does understand, why does he think she doesn't understand?... Jordan says she's pissed off at the comment Chima made about blondes...Jeff says she is ignorant and rude, he can't believe the things she said on TV, the little cracks she says, who is she to act like that?...Jordan says maybe she is just playing a role...Jeff says no, that's who she is...feeds cut out... Jordan then surprisingly asks "did my hair look bad today in the competition?" :/ ...Jeff covers his face and says "it looked awesome...that's what I was worried about the whole time, your hair"...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says he was being sarcastic...Jordan asks if he could tell it was up and creased?...Jeff says "Jordan, I wouldn't notice if you were wearing a red wig today, I wasn't really concerned, I was pissed off". Jordan says "you didn't notice when I had to walk down there? that was so embarrassing"...Jeff says "in your outift?"...Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff says "you looked so sexy" 😍...Jordan says "no, it was embarrassing"...Jeff says "oh shut up, you looked sexy, you liked it" Jordan insists it was embarrassing...Jeff says "oh shut up"...Jordan hides her face and Jeff says "look at you all grinning cuz you liked it"...Jordan says "no, I'm embarrassed thinking about it...Jeff says "yeah right...you looked...good"...Jordan says "I didn't look fat on TV?"...Jeff says "no, you looked hot!"...Jordan says "cuz I ate a bagel before" LOL... Jeff rubs his face and says he's going to stop blowing her head up. Jordan says she knew Jeff was going to pick sports fan, that would be his answer...Jeff says he's so mad...Jordan said the others were looking at her and she thought "I got this" and then he had to go say fricking cheerleader...Jeff says that's why he was so pissed, he's said it enough...Jordan says she had to sit there and listen to him complain about it...Jeff says it was because that's exactly the kind of girl he likes (sports fan)...Jordan says she knows, she remembers them sitting outside and Jeff saying he didn't like ditzy, dumb girls...Jeff genuinely laughs at the possible irony ;) ..Jordan doesn't get it saying wasn't that what Jeff said? that he didn't like the ditzy cheerleader types, he'd like the type of girl that you could watch sports with...Jeff says yeah, that would be his answer...Jordan says if he hadn't have chosen that costume she would have gotten 4 right, she does know him the most out of anyone...Jeff tsks saying she knows nothing...Jordan says she does too...Jeff says he's joking...Jordan says Jeff got her question wrong...Jeff says she didn't even know what her question was...Jordan says she half listened but she only had the cowboy outfit, unless she wasn't paying attention. Jeff says they're two idiots...they laugh...Jordan says "I know, we're so dumb" BY long talk - JJ game banter 3:09-3:17am Jeff once again says that he can't believe he has an option, he thought he was gone, didn't she think he was gone today?...Jordan says no...Jeff says yeah right...Jordan asks if Jeff didn't feel her squeeze his leg? ...Jeff says "yeah, don't touch me" LOL...Jeff says he wanted to say "see ya later sweetie", he knew he wasn't getting it (a key), that motherfu**er...Jordan says Jeff was sitting outside plotting his goodbye saying he was going to kiss her in front of everybody...Jeff says yeah for sure, that's how he's going out...Jordan says it will make Kevin excited...Jeff says he might squeeze Kevin's ass too...Jordan says "why?...Jeff says he's joking LOL...they laugh. Jordan says how did they end up being so hated?...Jeff doesn't know, he wants to look at the "tapes", what the hell did he do that was so bad? maybe he said something "that I don't even know, you know what I mean?"...Jordan in Jeff voice says "that I don't even know, you know what I mean?"...Jeff doesn't take the bait, he says what did we do?...Jordan wonders why now all of sudden everyone is all about Jeff?...Jordan says that Ronnie wants to take Jordan and Jeff to the finals...Jeff starts to refute that but Jordan then says that Jeff can't get on his bad side, they still need him...Jeff says he didn't!...Jordan says she's just telling him...Jeff squeezes Jordan's head between his legs LOL Jordan eeks... Jeff says he didn't, he said Ronnie got him and Bravo...Jordan says she has boob pain and then asks Jeff if they look fake? kind of?...Jeff doesn't respond...Jordan says they're still new...Jeff says they look good. :) Jeff says "you kill me Jordan"...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff smiles and says "I don't know"...Jordan says "why!?"...Jeff says "you just make me laugh"...Jordan asks if it's because of what she just asked?...Jeff says no, just the things she says, everything in the past, he won't bring it up but she just makes him laugh...Jordan says that when Jeff was looking through his hands his eyes were all cross sighted, she makes a face...Jeff says did you say eww? what does she think she looks like when she does that?...Jordan says "sexay"...Jeff says yeah... Jordan goes back to game talk saying that it's good Jeff is safe...Jeff says safe? not until they kick someone else out...Jordan says hey, they promised...Jeff pfftt's and says promise? they might as well wipe their ass and hand it to him promise...Jordan says to listen, he's not paying attention...Jeff says he's paying attention to himself now...Jordan says if they go with them none of the other people will put them (J&J) on the block?...Jeff says Jessie runs the show, they can ride that train until they can't anymore then they'll come up with another plan...Jordan says obviously their plans don't work...Jeff says he doesn't even have one...Jordan says Laura knows about this game, they want to get rid of her because they know she is smart, even Ronnie told her when they were upstairs that Laura is a smart girl...Jeff asks Jordan to do him a favor and not slip...Jordan says she doesn't say anything...she puts out her pinky and says to pinky promise, Jeff does saying that she has to think before she talks...Jordan says Natalie gives her looks, she doesn't trust her...Jeff says that doesn't matter right now...Jordan says maybe Ronnie talked to Jessie about them...Jeff says maybe Jessie wants to backdoor Ronnie down the line and he needs their votes to get him out. Jordan says that Casey said that Jessie told him that if it came down to it, he would get rid of Natalie...Jeff says he heard that too...Jeff says that they have to go with the flow...Jordan says she's just going to float now...Jeff says he'll talk more with J&N, Jessie told him he was loyal to Braden and now he wants his loyalty...Jordan says maybe he sees their loyalty to each other...Jeff says Jessie knows Jeff is another person for HOH who can keep them safe, there are various people who want him kept safe...Jordan says Jeff better not let Jordan be put up on the block, she'll be mad at him...Jeff says he didn't even have to tell Jessie to bring Jordan along, he knows he comes with Jordan...Jessie said it was good having the two of them...they talk about who would be voted out first between the two. Jordan says she'll be fake with Jessie but she doesn't like him...Jeff says he hopes they regret keeping him down the line...BB tells Chima to knock it off...Jeff says "what is she doing? clawing somebody's eyes out?" ;) Jordan says probably... Jeff goes back to game talk saying that people have to be cut, it hurts but he's here to play this game and win now, he was trying to be friends, obviously he sucks, he's the worst, so he has to let others play for him, you gotta step on a couple of heads, Ronnie gets away with stabbing people...Jordan says to just go along with things, just be nice...Jeff says this might all be bullshit, he might be going home....they talk about Lydia and Russell fighting...Jeff says they could make up in 2 days and then he's out again, whatever, he just needs to be safe...Jordan says "that's good"...Jeff says he doesn't know how it happened, he swears he thought he was gone...Jordan asks if they took him aside?...Jeff says it happened earlier… BY long talk - JJ 500K banter 3:18-3:23am Jeff says they needs a couple of weeks where they just slide through and not be the center of attention...Jordan knows, maybe they're jealous because they are BFF, jealous of their friendship...Jordan says Jessie wanted to align with Jeff before right?...Jeff says yes but in passing, it wasn't real, he never wanted to, now he has no choice, he's going to be one of those puppets he talks about to advance him, down the line he'll have a different plan because he'll have to stab somebody in the back to win...Jordan says it better not be her...Jeff says he'll stab her in the front if he has to :) ...Jordan says he'll pop her implant 😜 ..Jeff says he'll get her new ones with the money...Jordan says yeah bigger, better and improved...Jeff says they'll spin around...Jordan says they'll have disco lights or something... Jordan says how weird it is to think of winning a half a million dollars, you would just be good for...Jeff says he'd buy property, a car...Jordan says there's a house that she wants near Mint Hill, a house that sits really far back with a lot of trees, has a wraparound porch where you can put rocking chairs and swings, it's half brick, half wood, it's been for sale for a long time and she told her mom that if she won the money she'd put a down payment on it or pay it off, the good thing about where she lives is that you can get pretty good sized houses for cheap...Jeff says you can, it sounds so southern with the swing and stuff. Jordan says she told her mom she would give her grandparents some money because they gave them money when they got kicked out of their house...Jeff says if Jordan won this game he would shit his pants (well....😉) ...Jordan says "why? cuz you don't believe it!?"...Jeff says he doesn't know what he would do, he'd be so shocked if she won...Jordan says he doesn't have faith in her...Jeff says if she somehow weaseled her way to the end, he would die. :) Jeff giggles... Jordan says she would give her sister, brother, dad and aunt money, she would buy her friend a new car and invest the rest...Jeff says wow, how much is she planning on winning?...Jordan says half a mil...Jeff says it's only 300K after taxes...Jordan says that's still good...Jeff says not after buying people cars and houses and giving people money...Jordan says a used car, her friend got so excited when she found out Jordan was on the show, she said OMG, we can get our Range Rover's!!...Jordan wants a white Range Rover with black tinted windows or a white or cream 2 door Infiniti or a BMW x5...Jeff says spend 80G's on a car?...Jordan says heck no!...Jeff asks how much does she think they are?...Jordan says you can get a used one, go on Ebay for that...Jeff says Ebay?? for a car?...Jordan thinks it's Ebay or Craigslist...Jeff pffttt's saying Craigslist? that's a chop shop, it's so sketchy...feeds cut out... Jordan explains a good deal she saw on Craigslist...Jeff says yeah, it comes with serial killer included LOL ..Jordan says she would have a guy go with her and carry a gun (well that's a comfort LOL)....Jeff asks if she knows people who roll like that?...Jordan giggles saying not like gangster, just carry a gun in case...Jeff puts on his newsboy hat and points his finger asking if they'd look like this?...Jordan says he looks like a 1920's guy... :) If you win this game... 3:20-3:23am During their long talk outside on the couches, Jordan tells Jeff she would buy a home with her money and give some to family. Jeff says "if you won this game I would shit my pants" Jordan says "why?....cuz you don't believe it!?" Jeff says "I just, I would, I don't know what I'd do..I would die, I would be so shocked" Jordan says "why!?" Jeff says "if you won?" Jordan says "you don't have any faith in me" Jeff says "if you somehow weaseled all the way to the end...I would die" Jordan giggles, Jeff looks at her and laughs...Jordan continues talking about what she would do with the money if she won… BY long talk - JJ bickering 3:22-3:25am Jeff who is wearing his newsboy hat to show what Jordan's companion would look like to buy a car off sketchy Craigslist starts talking in his Irish voice "that car better be legit"...Jordan says "don't talk in that voice!"...Jeff swings his hat at her saying "quit telling me how to talk"...Jordan denies she does...Jeff says "oh you don't?"...Jordan says no...Jeff says "everything I say you go eww, everything I do you go eww, now that I think about it, I'm getting tired of you"...Jordan says "no, you're not"...Jeff says he is...Jordan says "no, that's why you kept coming up to me"...Jeff says "because you were crabby today and you kept going like that" (giving the hand flick)...Jordan says he was crabby...Jeff says you know what, he was done with it...Jordan says "no, you're not"...Jeff says "you can fend for yourself"...Jordan says "no cuz you just told me I'm in your plan, you wouldn't ditch me"...Jordan waits for an answer...Jeff says "it's week two"...Jordan shakes her head saying "you wouldn't ditch me"...Jeff says "yeah but I have a feeling you'd ditch me cuz you sold out that veto" 🙁 .Jordan snaps her fingers saying "in a heartbeat"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan says she's just kidding... Jeff in a cute Jordan voice imitates her saying "yeah, I'll save you if go on the block, now you're like well I have to save Laura and then me, Laura, Ronnie, Teddy, Freddy & Jason & Bob, we're all going to go to the final 2, all 8 of us are going to the final 2 cuz we're all friends" 😜 Jordan laughs... Jeff turns and Jordan argh's...Jeff gives her the hand brush off...Jordan laughs...Jeff says Jordan lives in a dream world...Jordan says la, la, la, la, la :) and says they should try to go to bed...Jeff says that's a good idea...Jordan says she has to sleep on hard bed, he gets cushion...Jeff remembers this saying ahhh...Jeff says "I felt bad for you today"...Jeff says he should get some hugs in now, he has a feeling he's not going to talk to her much this week once the slop kicks in...Jordan says she'll be crabby?...Jeff says yeah plus how she was today, he'll be in the pool while she'll be all the way in the back room as far away as you can get...Jordan says she's sorry but when she gets in bad moods she doesn't like talking to anybody...Jeff says she flicked him off three times today and in his head he was thinking "do that one more fu**ing time" he was being nice...Jordan says "and what? and what?"...Jeff says he can get slapped anywhere in the house, he doesn't need to come to his friend and get slapped... BY long talk - JJ getting testy 3:25-3:30am Jordan changes the subject saying that it was good Jeff and Russell talked, they seem cool again, she wonders if it was because her and Russell talked...Jeff just thinks he's sick of being a little puppet, he was talking shit about Jessie...Jordan says he's about to be out the door...Jeff says better Russell than him...Jordan thinks they would be friends outside the house....Jeff doesn't care, he's not there to make friends anymore, guys are different when they fight, they blow up and get over it, girls take it to another level, they're so catty, they're worse than guys...Jordan smiles & giggles under her breath...Jeff just looks at her and says "what?"...Jordan says "nothing"...Jeff says "why are you laughing?"...Jordan says "you're just funny"...Jeff says "what's funny about that?"...Jordan says "don't get all mad, I'm just saying"...Jeff asks again what's funny about it?...Jordan says "nothing, I'm just laughing, can I not laugh? I feel better now, I felt like poo today and now I feel better" Jeff says he's glad she feels better that he's on the block, she should be rubbing his back and stuff...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says because he might be going home...Jordan says he's not going home!...Jeff says "really? no more kiss when you walk out the door, instead you're getting a spin kick" he giggles...Jordan says "yeah right, you'll probably grab me and try to do it like a movie scene"...Jeff says "for sure"...Jordan says he'll do it in front of everybody and Kevin will get so excited...Jeff says he's totally doing that...Jordan says "are you really?" :) Jeff says "yeah, it's better than breaking a window"...Jordan says "break my face"...Jeff says no, he's got more class than that, he would never do that...Jordan asks "hit my?"...Jeff says no, break something. Jordan thinks this will be the most memorable cast because of all the fighting...Jeff doesn't know but thinks it's a weak cast, he's not sure...Jeff says what's funny is that if he goes home now, people won't even remember him on the show...Jordan agrees and then adds after pausing that nobody will remember her either...Jeff jumps on that one immediately saying "I was just going to say, nobody will remember you! you think you're so safe"...Jordan says "I don't" (chill out, BOTH of you will be the MOST memorable HG's :) ) Jeff says he can't wait until she's on the block because she hasn't even mentioned it once, he hopes he gets saved and then she goes on the block (be careful what you wish for), he's gotta give his veto to Natalie...Jordan says "you know what? I'm about to go to bed cuz I don't feel like listening to your mouth and you being rude"...Jeff says "really?...Jordan says "yeah, really"...Jeff says "go, I gotta new teammate"...Jordan says "who? Jessie? you trust him?"...Jeff says "well I can't trust you cuz you're not giving me your veto" (hmm, good point)...Jordan says to not throw that in her face, Jeff says whose face can he throw it in?...Jordan says somebody else's but quit throwing it in hers, Laura's her teammate, she can't do this by herself...Jeff asks who she needs more? Laura or him?...Jordan says both, right now, do not put her in a weird situation...Jeff says she's not in one but don't let this come back and bite her in the ass...silence stares...Jordan says "staring game" to break the tension... Jordan changes the subject by bringing up that they will be asked questions about them when they leave the house, she says that Jeff will say that Jordan was so nice, she stuck with me and she will say the same about Jeff...Jeff says that he'll say "Jordan was cool, she was my friend and then she gave up the veto and now I'm talking to you...cuz she said I'd be safe but she's the 8th person who fu**ed me in the house...not literally" Jeff says he was prepared to go home, if they build him up like he's staying and then he goes home then he'll be pissed...Jordan says to not get cocky...Jeff says how is he cocky?...Jordan says she's just saying...Jeff says he was already planning what he was going to do when he got home or stay in LA for a couple of days, should he take the week off of work next week, his mind was already gone, he didn't even think about the veto, he was just pissed off… BY long talk - trivia/school/ 3:30-3:40am Since Jeff has just been saying what he would do if he left the show this week, Jordan brings up that she needs to go back to school after this...Jeff says she should do that...Jordan says she has to do something with her life...Jeff says go to school, she said that she had one more class...Jordan says then you have to apply to get in the program...Jeff says then go, get that credit and apply...Jordan says "I know"...Jeff says "you gotta do that, for real"...Jordan says "I know, I'll be 23 in November"...Jeff says "whoa, you better hurry up" :) ...Jordan says "hey, it flies by"...Jeff says whatever, just go to school...feeds cut out briefly... Jeff asks if Jordan lives by the beach?...Jordan says 3 hours, it's not bad, Jeff isn't by the beach though?...Jeff says he's by Lake Michigan...Jordan says that's a popular one right?...Jeff says it's a great lake...Jordan giggles...Jeff asks if she can name two Great Lakes, how many Great Lakes are there?...Jordan is stumped...Jeff says to talk about something else...Jordan says to hold on, she tries to name one...crickets...Jeff says Lake Michigan is all she has to worry about (hmm, I wonder why? ;) LOL)...Jordan asks isn't there a bay of something?...Jeff says Green Bay? Montego Bay? Tampa Bay?...Jordan says no...Jeff says whatever, he's not giving her trivia questions. Jordan says they're bored, she wants to...Jeff says "trivia questions?" and laughs...Jordan says "ask me, I'm serious"...Jeff doesn't know, he asks what was Jordan's best subject?...Jordan says SS and English. Jeff asks who was the first president?...she says George Washington...Jeff says "nice"...Jordan says that's the only one she knows and then from Clinton onward...Jeff asks who was the 16th president?...Jordan says Abraham Lincoln?...Jeff says yeah!...Jordan says nuh uh!? that's awesome...Jeff laughs...Jordan says she knows George Bush Sr, then Clinton, then the other Bush, then Obama...so it was Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Bush, Obama, she doesn't know any others....Jeff asks the presidents on the money, they go over that and both are mostly confused as to who's on what bill LOL Jordan says to name 7 continents...now Jeff is stumped and says for her to name them...Jordan tries, starting off with Australia...the feeds switch out to the inside of the house but audio stays on J&J for a bit then cuts out then comes back to them...Jeff asks what continent they are on? Jordan says the United States, they giggle...Jordan then rattles off the Americas, Africa, Asia, Australia, Europe...Jeff doesn't think they should be playing trivia because BB is going to air them not knowing anything...Jordan says Jeff didn't know the continents...Jeff doesn't want to get them wrong in case they air it...Jordan challenges him on it...Jeff says he doesn't want to give them ammunition...Jordan says he doesn't know what they are!...Jordan says she thinks she's misssing one but doesn't know...Jeff says to ask questions they know the answers to...Jordan says "you know what I never got in school?"...Jeff mumbles "A's" LOL Jordan says global warming, they both say they don't understand it... Jordan says her problem is she doesn't comprehend what she reads, she was always in a special class, she laughs...Jeff asks if she took the small yellow bus to school? she did...Jordan says she'd always have to stay after school for tutoring, more giggles...she says that her mom used to say that all 3 of them (siblings) had something wrong with them...Jordan says they call her brother their little Jeffro Bo Dean...Jeff says she told him that...Jordan says that her sister isn't dumb, she used to think her mom was smart but she's dumb too...Jordan cracks up... Jeff says "you laugh about it"...Jordan says she told her she didn't learn nothing because of her...Jordan says she is so spacy and out there...Jeff says he isn't the sharpest tool in the shed either. Jordan laughs saying she can tell because they're the two that aligned with each other and they can't get through a game...Jeff says yeah they're so stupid and dumb doing that...Jordan says she thought he was smart because he had a good job and he went to college and knows what he's talking about...Jeff says he knows what he's talking about but who the hell knows what the hell they're doing in this game, it has nothing to do with anything, you could have your masters and not know what's going on in here. Jordan says school is hard...Jeff says this game is harder than school...Jordan says that's why she doesn't like school, she's not good at it...Jeff says that's why you keep going to school...Jordan disagress and says she was always cheating like on her math tests, she wouldn't call it cheating, she calls it "checking your answers"...she explains she would answer then glance over to see what someone else put and then change it if she got hers wrong because she'd always go with what the other person put...Jeff says "that's called cheating" mmm hmm Jordan says it's not, it's called checking your answers...Jeff says "whatever, as long as you got by, like I said, I'm not the best either"...Jordan says she graduated, that's all that matters, her mom was so excited she graduated, they didn't think she would because Spanish was holding her back...Jeff wishes he knew another language...Jordan says she doesn't because she knows she's not going to go to another country so she doesn't need to speak it, (wrong!) English is all she needs to know....she asks if Jeff agrees?...Jeff doesn't agree, he just said he wish he did, Spanish can get you far, what he's saying is it doesn't hurt, he just thinks it's cool...Jordan says she thinks it's cool too but she knows she's not going to another country because she will get...she stops herself saying she shouldn't say anymore, nevermind, she'll get herself in trouble...feeds switch out… JJ - hot sauce contacts 9:30-9:36am Jeff, Jordan, Laura & Casey are in the bathroom...Casey is taking a shower, Laura is putting on makeup (as usual), Jordan is brushing her teeth, Jeff is taking off his glasses, putting on his contacts...Jordan leaves...Casey asks Jeff if he's worn glasses all his life? Jeff, while starting to rub his eyes, answers saying no, he started wearing them in high school, he was playing outfield on the baseball team, the ball would come to him and he couldn't see it and his buddy would be yelling at him that the ball was right in front of him and he would say "where? I can't see it" and the ball would fall on the ground right in front of him, his buddy would get so pissed...Jeff keeps rubbing his eyes and says that's when he figured he needed glasses. Jeff says he was looking to get that surgery this month but he came to the clown house instead ;) ..Laura says "what were you thinking?" (best thing Jeff could ever have done, that's what! :) )...Jeff sits down on the bed, he's still struggling with his contacts, and says what's up? it's like someone put hot sauce in his contacts...Casey laughs and Laura says she wouldn't doubt that...Jeff says "me neither, holy f**k"...Jordan walks back in after getting her clothes saying to Jeff "what's wrong with your eyes?"...Laura says someone put hot sauce in his contacts...Jordan says "shut up!"...Laura says no, she's kidding...Jeff lays back mumbling "oh f**k"... Jordan, who is about to take a cold shower, turns the water on and Jeff giggles saying "make sure you run that so it gets nice and cold" :P ...Jordan laughs and walks toward Jeff....Jeff watches her... Jordan puts her blanket down on the bed, walks by Jeff and rubs his head saying that she took his jacket...Jeff kicks her playfully but hits her harder than expected, he says sorry, that was hard...Jordan giggles...Jeff asks what she said about his jacket?...Jordan says she took it to wear when she gets out so she won't be so cold, she'll be freezing...Jeff says ohhh...they laugh a little about some weird noise Michele made in the stall...Jordan starts taking her cold shower and says it's going to suck...Jeff lays back on the bed in silence after a big yawn...feeds cut out… GR - Jordan is being rude to Jeff/Jeff is pissed 12-12:15pm Jeff, Jordan & Laura are in the GR...Jordan is applying makeup, Jeff and Laura are chatting about Ronnie who had just been in the room with them and was called to the DR...Laura is thinking he's not really a teacher (add that to his list of lies)...Jeff says who cares what he does...Laura says she doesn't care...Jordan asks Jeff to close the door, please...Jeff does...Jordan says Natalie made some smart comment about Laura in her bathing suit and Jordan thought "she looks good in a bathing suit so shut up!"...Jeff imitates Jordan saying "so shut up!"...they start talking game again, about Ronnie... Jeff says "whatever, he's so full of shit"...Jordan says "Jeff, just play along with it"...Jeff says "is he here?"...Jordan says "no!...what?"...Jeff says "well then relax"...Jordan grrr's and says "geez, you get on my nerves sometimes"...Jeff says "why did you just snap at me?"...Jordan snaps again and says "I didn't snap at you Jeff!"...Jeff says "that sounded like another snap"...Jordan half giggles and says "be quiiietttt"...Jeff is fuming...Jordan har har's...Laura imitates her and then Jeff says "and looked at me?"...Jordan says "no Jeff! I didn't look at you! UGHHHH Gaw!" Jeff glares at Jordan...Jordan says she's just kidding, she's being mean to him on purpose...Jeff says "yeah?....keep digging yourself a hole Jordan"... Laura says her and Jeff have dug theirs...Jeff says he's going to plant a couple seeds, some rumors about Jordan... Laura starts talking about Ronnie again, she says she's going to plant a seed of doubt in Ronnie's head as she's leaving...Jeff says that's a good one, they laugh about that, it will scare him because he's so paranoid...Jeff says he believed Jeff's story about having a friend with an airplane...Laura says he's still pretending he wasn't the rat...they agree they don't give a shit, they believe none of them...Laura says their mistake was trusting the wrong person...Jordan says Laura was right about him, her & Jeff are dumb at this game...Lydia gets called out by BB...Laura calls her a hood rat...Laura asks if Jeff is nervous about the veto? she hopes that it's one of the ones where you can get prizes...Jeff says he might flip for 10G's...Laura says she would take money over a vacation...Jeff says he would too, then he could go wherever the hell he wants to go (I guess he forgot that later in the game ha!) Laura says watch it be one of those comps and her happy ass ends up in the freaking unitard, what a week, the unitard, slop, cold showers, hard bed...Jeff says that would be awesome...Laura thinks it would be too. Jordan really cuts deep by saying "Sorry Jeff but Laura I hope you get the veto" wow! ouch! 😠...Laura says "don't say that"...Jordan looks back at Jeff saying "well I mean, I know he's safe" (no, no you don't)...Laura says she will be just as happy if Jeff gets it...Jordan says Ronnie's plan backfired because Russell was chosen to play...Laura told Ronnie she's not scared, if she doesn't get it, then she was supposed to go home week 2...Jordan says "Jeff, you're safe, I'm trying to save Laura here, she's my teammate"...Jeff says "I understand that Jordan but keep saying it because you're making me sick each time you say it"... Laura says Jeff isn't going home...Jordan says "we have to protect Laura here"...Jeff sighs and says "be quiet"...Jordan grrr's and Jeff glares at her again... Laura who was always on the pulse of the American people LOL says that America will be sadder to see Jeff go anyways, they want them to continue their showmance Jordan says "we do not have a showmance!"...Jeff says "she gets on my nerves"...Laura says whatever they have, they like it...Jordan says they're just BFF, no showmance...Jeff says they're not even that barely, they're "F's"...they laugh...Laura says "see, I told you they like you"...Jordan says to Jeff "I wonder what my mom is saying about you right now?"...Laura says she probably likes him :) ..Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says she's probably thinking "why does he want to drown her?"...more laughs...Laura asks Jeff what his parents think of Jordan?...Jeff doesn't know, Jordan is Jordan huh?...Laura asks if he's dated a lot of blondes?...Jeff nods no...Jordan says he likes dark headed girls, that's how she knows she can't trust him because she's the blond...Jeff says "can't trust me? you're not even giving the veto to me, trust you? good thing I don't have a wallet here" LOL...Jordan says she's not even in the comp, so shut his mouth...Jeff says if he had money there, she'd probably steal it LOL Jordan starts giving Laura makeup advice...Jeff sits up asking who's makeup this all is? Jordan says it's hers...Jeff says it must be expensive...Laura says it's $18 a thing...Jordan says she loves M.A.C...she has a card and pays it off like her Victoria Secret card...Laura says that's good for her credit...Jeff asks what this is? Jordan says eyeshadow...Jeff reads the names of the eyeshadows, a lot of "gold" ones :) Jeff tries to bug Jordan and Jordan rubs his head briely… The cute moments ends though when Jeff asks what Jordan is getting all dolled up for?...Jordan stares at Jeff saying "can I not?"...Jeff says one more crack today and she'll be banned from existence cuz he'll be gone and she won't be able to see him again...Jordan keeps putting on eye makeup and Jeff asks if she just rolled her eyes or something?...they giggle...Jordan gives Laura more advice...Jeff says to use "gold mode" :)...Jeff asks if Jordan is using it, Jordan ignores and then says they're not talking right now, she's kidding, she likes to pretend to be mean to Jeff, it's funny...Laura gets called to the DR...J&J bicker about two completely separate things, a miscommunication. Laura leaves and Ronnie walks in, they have small talk with him about the veto comp...Jeff says he might be out of there soon...Ronnie says no, nooo...Jeff says "I've got to soak up my last Jordan moments" :)...Jordan says "you're going to miss me, don't lie cuz you're not going to find anybody that will fart with you...just kidding"...Ronnie leaves...Jordan says her skin looks bad, she's breaking out...feeds go to fish briely...when they return Jordan is saying it's going to be weird when they get home because they're used to be around the people in the house and they won't be there anymore...Jeff says he'll walk in a room and expect Jordan to be in there (aww)...Jordan says she knows but Jeff is hours away so he'll just have to...Jeff says "text you"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff continues saying that eventually it will wear off and they'll move on with their lives (LOL)...Jordan says "at first that's normally what happens because everybody gets back in their groove of things" (normally yes but you two are not normal ;) )...feeds switch out... GR - Plucking Jeff's eyebrows 12:35-12:41pm Jeff, Jordan & Laura have been hanging out in the GR. Laura gets called to the DR Jeff who is laying down on his tummy is asked by Jordan if he's sleeping. He says he's not...Jordan says he can't sleep in there...Jeff says "I'm not sleeping!"...Jordan says "God, you're ewww"...Jeff turns to Jordan and says "why are you so mean to me today? (he turns away again) I'm fu**ing on the block, I'm trying to relax, can't you be nice for one day, be an actress" Jordan who keeps one hand on Jeff throughout this says "I'm trying to talk to you now"...Jeff says "well, what are you talking about?"...Jordan says "nothing, you're turned away" Jeff turns back and looks at Jordan and then brings his hand up to pretend choke Jordan, Jordan giggles...she says "awww" and rubs Jeff's head while Jeff places his head in her lap. Jordan says "should we check your ears again and make sure there's no bugs?"...Jeff says nuh-uh, she checked good (before)...every 6 months...Jordan says "doesn't this sound weird?" and she practically blows out Jeff's eardrum by talking loudly into it :/ ...Jeff says "it's so loud"...Jordan giggles. Jordan touches Jeff on the neck and asks if he's ticklish right there...Jeff says no, it feels good...Jordan describes how her mom tickles her on her ticklish spot on her neck and they laugh...Jeff says he likes it. Jordan reaches for her tweezers in her makeup bag and moves them towards Jeff's face...Jeff says "what are you doing?"...Jordan says "plucking your eyebrows"...Jeff says "don't like do them too crazy, what are you doing?"...Jordan says "oh my gosh, calm down"...Jeff says "don't make me look like a chick"...Jordan starts plucking...Jeff says "you just getting the loose ones?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's... Casey walks by and in and gives the whole scene a look 🤨 ..Jeff says he's getting a facial and Jordan smiles the biggest smile at Casey :) ...Jordan says "look at Casey, he's looking at you like you're..." Jeff lifts his head and says he's getting camera ready...Casey says "dude, how much ammo are you going to give the boys back home dude?"...Jeff sits up to quickly look in the mirror and says it's not bad, doesn't Casey clean his eyebrows?...no response from Casey, lol...Jeff says "they're not getting shaped"...Casey says "oh, they're shapely"...Jeff looks at Jordan and says "no, they're not"...Jordan says they don't look bad...Jeff says "don't shape them"...Jordan says "I'm not!"...Jordan giggles and Jeff says "what?!" Jeff sits up to really look in the mirror as Jordan keeps giggling and Casey says the ammo thing again...Jordan says "I didn't do anything"...Jeff says "alright, just do this side now, come on, now I'm getting scared"...Casey says he's calling Jeff out on nat'l TV on the Veto, if he wins he'll say it was because of Jeff's more aerodynamic eyebrows...they laugh...as Casey leaves Jeff says "dude, people pluck their eyebrows"...Jeff says "don't shape them Jordan"...Jordan says "you have to trust me!...do you?"...Jeff says "not really LOL "I trust you for real but don't shape them"...Jordan says "you trust me?"...Jeff says yes, but don't shape them...Casey walks by again and Jordan smiles at him again and giggles...Jeff says of all people it's Casey...Casey says just when you think you know someone...Jordan says to lay still and she starts plucking...Jeff says "I'll fight you if you shape them"...Jordan says "will you please be quiet"...Jeff says ok...Jordan says "I'm trying to do this and you're distracting me...weirdo"...Jeff says he doesn't think there's room for name caling LOL Laura returns and Jeff gets called to the DR, he gets up saying "shit, now I have red eyebrows"...Jordan sarcastically says "oh, do you want some makeup to patch it?"...Jeff struggling with his mic cord, gives Jordan a look and says he doesn't know where her sassy attitude is coming from...Jeff goes to leave and Jordan says "good luck Chuck" (??) Jordan's braids & cuddles 1:21-1:28pm Laura braids Jordan's hair, she goes in the GR to lay down by Jeff who is stressing over the POV comp to come. Jordan insists Jeff is safe but Jeff says he just needs to win, he hasn't tried yet to win anything. Jeff strokes Jordan's hair. Jeff comments that Jordan's ears are small and he pulls them, Jordan says not to pull them but then says to and she makes the Whoville face. Jordan talks about her earrings, saying she lost one and lost the mate to the other. She informs Jeff she loves square diamonds more than round. :) Jeff says he likes her hair, it looks nice. Jordan pokes fun at his nice comment and he says that was a compliment, he was being nice...Jordan says she knows, she doesn't like "nice"...Jeff says she doesn't like anything he says. Jeff says she's too negative, Jordan disagrees. Jordan gets all shy and playful and talks about her pink nails. She loses her train of thought (common occurence around Jeff, lol)...she asks if he is excited (about POV comp) and Jeff says he has to do it. Jordan says she likes saying stuff to make him mad because he gets so irritable. Jordan says she doesn't like the word stones either. Jeff says she better say nice things. Jordan says obviously he likes it because he keeps hanging around her...Jeff says he has no other choice. Jordan says he loves it...Jeff says he has no choice...Jordan says he would still pick her...Jeff says for what?...Jordan says for anything. Jordan says he gets worked up for nothing...he says he does huh? They banter back and forth a bit more and then Laura enters the room... GR - JJ & L chat 1:28-1:35pm As soon as Laura enters the room she tells Jordan that she has a huge butt :/ ..Jordan says "me?"...Jeff slaps Jordan's butt with his foot (I'm thinking he doesn't mind Laura :) ) Laura says that's why she's surprised Jordan didn't pick space butt...Jeff says yeah, space butt...they talk about the Truth Hurts comp and how Jordan got mixed up thinking the only option she had were the small or medium cowgirl outfits...Laura explains how BB tried to make her costume look like it could be both answers. Jeff says "Jordan thought she was so cool in that cowboy costume"...Laura says "that was hot"...Jordan says "I did not!!"...Jeff says she said she looked so good in that thing...Jordan says "I did not say that!"...Jeff says "yes you did"...Jordan says "I did not say that"...Jeff says "no, I'm just joking"...Jeff stretches his leg onto Jordan...Laura says she did look good...Jeff says "I told her she looked good in it"...Jordan explains she was scared because when she was tying the costume the strings kept snapping and she couldn't make it tighter to push her boobs together, the sizes were all wrong and it wasn't working for her, also that she wanted to take the rope and lasso Jeff with it but then she got too embarassed and didn't do it. Jeff likes this and says "aww you should have"...Jordan says she got really embarassed and she forgot her lines. Laura says she doesn't get too nervous getting out there but right now she's nervous, not about the outcome but nervous about competing in front of everybody on TV...Jeff says he isn't nervous...Jordan says she'll be freaking awesome. Jordan says they have to leave a souvenir for her to keep...Jeff says they're not leaving right now...Laura says she will leave Jordan something good and surprise her with it...Jeff says he'll leave Jordan chapstick...Jordan says "oh, do it" (she actually sounds excited about it LOL)...Jordan says "what am I going to leave?" Jeff says she can leave a watch...Jordan says huh?...Jeff says she doesn't need it because she can't tell time...this is the first Laura has heard this so she's intrigued...Jordan rolls her eyes and says "uhh, Jeff!"...Jeff says he's just joking...Jordan starts to explain and Jeff says he was just joking, don't get into it, he says she had a Mickey Mouse watch and the hands went crazy one time LOL Jordan explains to Laura her problem with telling time and Laura is nice about it, she says that Ben gave her a Guess watch that had only the 12, 3, 6 & 9 on it and she would get confused as to the exact time so Ben exchanged it for another that had all the numbers...Jeff says that Ben sounds like a little cutie...Laura says yeah he is a cutie...Jordan says he sounds nice. (nice? LOL) Ronnie comes in to inform them that they are loading gear for the comp...they guess incorrectly it's outfits for them to wear, they get excited about that...Ronnie leaves and the audio gets warbled with Ronnie & Natalie talking in one room mixed with J&J & Laura talking in the other...the GR talk is about the word Gucci, will Jordan be allowed to say it since it's a ™/ ®...they ramble on about that for a bit and Jeff covers his head with 2 pillows LOL Laura says if she doesn't win veto, Jordan has to leave her a good goodbye message...Jordan says ok...Laura says it's sad they're talking about that but she's just ready for Jeff to get evicted after her so he can buy her a steak, a filet because she was right (about Ronnie)...Jeff says he realizes it now...Laura says he owes her one...Jeff says he told her she's getting it and they're going to a Falcons game… GR - JJ & L & M chat pre - POV 1:35-1:46pm Jordan tells Jeff & Laura that she was talking to Russell and he told her that he regretted sending Braden home...Jeff says it's too late now...Jordan says she told him so...Jeff says their side would have had control...Jordan knows...Laura says that Russell is an alpha male, he runs things, he's normally the boss...Jeff says that Casey said Russell is 3rd in line...Laura says exactly but that may help Jeff because he can align with him to get rid of the others and drag Jordan along, she doesn't mean "drag" but they know what she means...Jeff says Jordan has to get off his back at some point and start making things happen...Laura says yeah, Jordan...Jordan says "making what happen?"...Jeff says "make some moves"...Jordan says "like what?"...Jeff says win HOH. Laura says she is proud of her, she beat her out the other day. Laura says she's not even worried about POV, just more about them watching her (mocking her)...Jeff says to just do her best, who cares what they think...they talk about the POV comp...Jordan says they better be prepared...Jordan says Laura has to win because they know Ronnie isn't going to use it on her...Laura says "DUH! that would be the worst move ever if he did that, he would never, ever do that". Jordan pulls her socks up and Jeff squeezes her leg with his feet and Jordan holds onto Jeff's leg...Jeff says they just have to wait to see what happens... Jeff says he feels tired...Jordan rubs Jeff's legs and says "better wake up"...Jordan does this and says "why do you like being rubbed so much?"...Jeff says he likes it...Laura says everybody likes being rubbed right?...Jeff mumbles "Jordan doesn't"...Jordan says she's not an affectionate person...Laura says that she never was before, she wasn't into holding hands or PDA but Ben is really affectionate so now she loves it and when he's not she asks what's wrong, she likes affectionate guys now...Jordan says most guys she's dated aren't affectionate. Laura says "are you still missing an earring?"...Jordan says she is, she figures it's her good luck...Laura laughs and says "she's so freaking cute, don't ya just want eat her or something?"..Jordan points to her ear and says she's gangster, keeping the one...Laura says "one earring, it does not get better than that, it just doesn't"...Jordan says she lost the other diamond, she can't find it and it's real and someone there is probably going to keep it. Laura says "she's so cute, I don't even know anyone like this"...as Michele walks in, Jeff shakes his foot to signal to Jordan to keep rubbing his leg...Michele says Jordan's hair looks cute...Jeff, about his foot, jokes around and says "touch it, kiss it"...Jordan says "I'm not kissing your toe, it looks gross"...Jeff says he knows but do it, just one little one...Jordan smiles and shakes her head no and says "that looks gross"...Jeff says he doesn't like toes...Jordan says "look how ugly his second toe is, it's fat, look at that, it like curves" Jordan says her second toe is longer than her big toe and Laura says that means you're the dominant one in the relationship, that's what they say...Michele's is too and Laura's isn't...Jeff says that's baloney. Jordan says she's going to change into shorts, it's going to be hot. They talk about the outfits they got in the HN comp. Jeff keeps shaking his foot for more rubbing but Jordan won't do it, she just smiles. Jeff sneezes and no one says bless you so Jeff says "nobody huh? scumbags"...Jordan and Laura say "bless you"...Jeff says "forget it, I gotta worry about myself". Michele throws some pillows on Jeff saying she's going to throw a raft on him alluding too earlier when Jeff was in the RR, he was all pissed and threw a raft on Michele not even noticing she was laying there in the corner. LOL They laugh about that and Laura says this place is a madhouse...Jordan says of Jeff "you can't do nothing right in here"...Jeff says "I know", they laugh again. They talk about who was picked for POV, Laura says she didn't worry about it too much, she feels everything that is supposed to happens will happen in a way, she will be mature about even if she doesn't win but they won't, either way they will jump for joy or pitch a fit. Jordan mentions definitely having to put on shorts...feeds cut out for a second...they come back talking about what they got from the comps...Jeff is peering at Jordan through the pile of pillows on his head, lol Jeff does the sign of the cross and Laura says "was that an air Salud?"...Jeff nods...Jordan says she's going to go change into her shorts and get prepared, it might be awhile...Michele wants this thing to happen...Jeff says they're going to make them change, stand by the door for 5 minutes...Jordan snaps saying that she's bored and there's nothing else to do right now...Laura says when they call Lydia, who is hosting they'll know it's time...Jeff says Jordan can scratch his back if she's bored...Jordan says she doesn't feel like it...Jeff says she never does...Jordan whines "I'll do it laterrrr"...Jeff says "you're lying to me like everybody else in here, liar!"...Jordan rolls her eyes...Jeff says "go change"..."and while you're changing your shorts change your attitude too"...Jordan gets off the day bed and says Jeff can lick her butt and she walks away… JEFF WINS POV! 7:12-7:19pm The coin POV comp has just ended, Jordan is taking a shower, Laura is putting on make up...Laura says Ronnie is worried now because he thinks Jeff is going to come after him next week, he just proved he's a good competitor. Jeff comes out of the bathroom stall...Jordan comes out of the shower and opens her eyes wide and says "do you like my raccoon eyes?" Jeff says dude, what's up? Jordan says it's called mascara, eyeliner...Jeff says eww, yuck, ewww. Jordan says the slop affects her and she makes a grumbling noise, Jeff laughs. She knows not to take it before a comp...Jeff says he finally feels good in this house...Laura says good, she hopes he wins HOH. Jeff wants to enjoy this moment because tomorrow he will be crying...Jordan says pool time tomorrow...Jeff says they need to get sun...Laura says too bad they can't eat...Jordan says she wants chicken parmesan...she says when she gets home she wants to go to an Italian restaurant...Jeff says his two buddies have Italian restaurants and they're awesome, they have the best food ever, it's so homemade it's like eating in Italy...feeds cut off... Feeds come back a minute later with Jordan getting dressed and Jeff getting ready to take a shower...they almost bump into each other and laugh at how she was putting on her panties and he did it on purpose...Jordan realizes her tank top isn't the same purple as her shorts' trim, she says she thought they matched, she was trying to be cool, lol. Jordan asks Jeff if he wants to re-use this towel, he says he has one...she says whatever and he says don't boss me. 😜 Jeff gets in the shower and says there's a quarter in there and that Ronnie said he had 3 in his butt. LOL Jordan laughs...she makes the comment on how it is weird to see someone naked because you never normally see them naked...Casey makes a face 🤨like what is she talking about...he says yeah, it's pretty much that probably. LOL :) Jordan says when she sees someone naked she's like oh, you look different. Jeff says something about seeing someone in a space suit (I think referring to the space booty pick up line in the truth hurts comp)...Jordan laughs at Jeff and says it looks like he's in a car, Jeff says like he's driving? Jordan and Jeff laugh. JJ head upstairs 7:37pm Jordan has just finished doing her hair, Jeff has been laying on the lounger with Laura & Ronnie nearby. Jeff gets up just as Jordan finishes, she turns to Ronnie and says "you wanna go upstairs?"...Ronnie says sure and heads off...Jordan goes towards Jeff and says "c'mon"...Jordan turns and Jeff grabs her from behind, walking with her and says "where we going?"...Jordan says upstairs and they walk down the hallway. Jeff raises his arm to signal he's smelly and Jordan tucks under it, holds Jeff and says "you smell fine, c'mon"... Jeff says he'll be right there and heads the other way. JJ in the round chair 7:40-8:19pm Jordan is up in the HOH talking with Ronnie about the Veto comp. Jeff sits down next to Jordan in the round chair and says his shirt is so soft. She feels it and yes, it's soft, lol. They go over Jeff's strategy in the coin comp and how it won him the comp. They go over Ronnie's strategy and how it was a big FAIL LOL Then they go over Ronnie's strategy of putting up Jeff on the block, Jeff asks him why him? Ronnie says he knew Jeff would fight for it. Jeff doesn't even want to know the plan. Ronnie asks him if Jeff is saving himself...Jeff says what do you think? Duh Ronnie says everyone wants Laura out of the house. More lies come out of Ronnie's mouth and then Jordan asks him who will be the replacement nominee...he doesn't answer. Jeff says it's hard for him to trust him now. Jeff says he's not even sticking to his word. Jeff starts playing with the pink Play Doh... Jordan says "you're not thinking about putting me up?" Ronnie sighs and Jeff says "don't put Jordan up Ronnie, don't put her up man". Ronnie sighs again and Jordan looks at Jeff with a weird look on her face, they both realize what's up and both say "Ronnie!" Jordan says "you're putting me up?" Ronnie lies and says no. Jeff tells him not to lie to him anymore, he's getting a 2nd chance with him, usually he cuts people off when they fuck him. They tell him he is scared of Russell. Jeff hands Jordan a pair of boobs made of Play Doh 😋 They keep trying to talk sense into Ronnie and Ronnie keeps lying. They go in circles and then Jeff tells him to not even bother lying about the Braden vote, he knows it was him. Ronnie admits he did it, Jeff thanks him for finally being honest...they go over why Ronnie voted that way, Jeff says Ronnie was strong armed into doing it. Jeff says he fucked them and made it a bad situation for their side of the house. Jeff calls Ronnie out on putting him up vs. Laura and says that he knows he did it rather than putting up someone like Lydia or Kevin because they are on the side of the house that Ronnie is ultimately with. Jeff says people think he's dumb but he knows what is going on. Jeff says Ronnie thinks he's a push over but he's not. Ronnie lies again 🙄 Jeff hands Jordan the Play Doh penis he just made and Jordan holds it and says it matches her fingernails. Jeff says there ya go. Jordan says it's a small penis...Jeff says it's a little peepee. Jeff says it's a limp one while holding it "down there" LOL Jordan says gross...then she waves it in his face, Jeff grabs it and says it gets bigger and stretches it out. He cracks himself up. :D They continue to talk game and who would be put up next week depending on who wins HOH. Ronnie says he would have put up Michele vs. Laura if he could have. Ronnie explains why Laura was put up. Jeff says he won't talk strategy with Ronnie anymore. Ronnie lies and says "they" don't want Jeff out. Cute sidenote: Jordan picks something off Jeff's chest and throws it to the ground... Jeff puts his legs over Jordan and says he took his medicine so whatever. Ronnie lies again about talking to Natalie & Jessie about Russell. Jeff says he will vote with the house from now on to not get in more trouble. Ronnie lies about Laura again. Jeff says no one thought he would win the comp. Jeff says he knew he would win it. Jordan has been massaging Jeff's foot with the Play Doh and then she tickles him with it and Jeff says it felt good, do that. :) More crap spews from Ronnie's mouth, Jeff's not buying it and Jordan is quiet. Chima comes in to take a shower and Jeff asks Jordan if she wants to go outside. Jordan says yeah. Jeff says they can come back and kick it in there and listen to Legally Blonde the musical, lol. Lydia comes in and shows off her Play Doh creations. Jeff laughs. They eat some sour candy...they talk about the bubble maker Ronnie got...Jeff looks at Jordan and says Jordan, what's up? you're spacing out. Jordan says she's thinking. Cute sidenote #2 - Jeff then picks a hair off of Jordan's face. :) He then looks at her again, pinches her cheek and goes to touch her hair but pulls at her ear. Jordan then asks Lydia what she looks like while doing her Whoville face. 😜 Jeff laughs. Lydia asks her if she sits in front of the mirror and does that...Jordan says no, Jeff pulled her ears today and said she had little ears and we discovered it. They start talking game, Ronnie asks Lydia if she would vote Russell out, she says yes. Jeff and Jordan say leave us out of this, they don't need more people hating them. Lydia says no one hates you Jordan. Jeff shifts position in the chair and puts his hand on behind Jordan and touches her hair, Jordan immediately lifts her hair and asks for a neck rub. Jeff says no, only if she rubs his back when he says so, Jordan says she will, he says something about minutes (the whole 50/50 thing) and he pretends to slap her face, Jordan taps his face, they make cute faces at each other and Jeff starts rubbing LOL More game talk, Lydia tells Jordan no one wants her out, they just don't like who she aligned with...Laura. Jordan says all the people she chose to be friends with are bad people...Jeff is like me? Jordan says no. They banter a bit more which is difficult to hear because Lydia & Ronnie keep talking game. Jeff says something about a broken leg and would Jordan carry him a mile to the hospital? LOL Jordan then says Jeff looks good in blue, all guys look good in blue...Jeff says did you feel it the shirt? :) Jordan says yes, it's just like your black one. More whispers btw them and then Jeff does something to Jordan that makes her owwwww. They giggle & talk but the cams aren't on them but whatever they are doing, it seems cute. Damn you control room! Jeff makes weird bubble noises with his mouth, they start rolling their tongues, Jeff can't and Jordan apparently has some magical thing she does with her tongue that Jeff says holy cow! that's like 4 of them, how do you even control that? ...Lydia says Jeff seems intrigued by her tongue. ;) Jordan leaves and Jeff goes to listen to Ronnie's CD. JJ Hammock chat 9:57pm Jeff is laying in the hammock, he had been sitting on the couches but left...he is pensive. Jordan is talking with Michele, Laura & Russell at the couches. They are talking about how Ronnie is probably going to put Jordan up, she expects it. Jordan walks over to Jeff and lies about Ronnie putting her up (as a joke). (ironically she does end up getting put up...) She says hey, what's up? He says the same. Jordan says "Ronnie put me up on the block" Jeff says "no, he didn't" Jordan says he's going to. Jeff says who said that? Jordan says he called her up there...Jeff says no, he did not...she swears to God, that is why she was up there. She says he's putting her and Laura versus each other. Jeff stares at her dumbfounded and Jordan says I told you. Jeff says he told you that? Jordan says yeah, that's why I was up there. Jeff says come on...Jordan says she's serious...Jeff says you're a fucking liar, get the fuck outta here...Jordan says to go ask him...Jeff says why are you laughing?...Jordan says because you're looking at me funny...Jordan says go ask him, I swear...Jeff says are you kidding? because I'm going up there...Jordan swears, go ask him...she says he's making her laugh...Jordan says go up there, go up there... Jeff is super serious and Jordan says she told him he was going to put her and Laura up...it's part of the plan...whatever, she doesn't even care...Jeff says he told you that? Jordan says yes, she went up there a little bit ago, they wanted to talk to her up there, she says Ronnie said they all know Laura is going home, he assured her she would stay...Jeff says he'll go talk to him...Jeff is pissed and closes his eyes. Jordan tells him not to be mean. Jeff says how is that strategy, he has no balls that's what that is. Jordan says she doesn't know...Jeff asks what happened to putting Russell up? Jordan says he doesn't want to, he's too scared so it's me, I'm going home...Jeff says she won't go home...Jordan says she's freezing...they're quiet and then Jordan says why isn't he saying anything...Jeff says he can't believe it, he keeps shitting on us, he's a huge pussy... Jordan says for Jeff not be mad, she's doesn't even care anymore...Jordan says for Jeff to not say anything to Ronnie..Jeff says why? he won't say it in front of everyone but... Jeff calls Ronnie a pussy again, Jordan says you knew he was going to do it, Jeff says no he didn't know. Jordan says she said he would. Jeff says his whole plan was BS, they even threw him the comp so he could win HOH. Jordan says but anyways...and leaves Jeff to stew on the hammock... The lie that ends up being the truth 10-10:48pm @ 10pm - Jordan is in the bathroom telling Ronnie & Chima about how she just punked Jeff making him think that Ronnie is for sure putting her up. She hopes Jeff doesn't say anything awful to Ronnie. Jordan thinks he is going to flip out. Jordan says she needs to go outside and not be so obvious. Ronnie keeps up the charade with Jordan about putting Russell up as the replacement nominee. 🙄 @10:18pm - Jeff comes into the HOH to "discuss" (what Jordan told him)...right away Jeff & Lydia start bickering over keeping secrets...Ronnie gets scared of Jeff's face, lol, and immediately decides to tell Jeff that Jordan was playing him, there's no way in hell Jordan is going up, they are backdooring Russell. 🙄 Jeff says he was wondering what was going on because Jordan had told him she was going up. Ronnie high fives Jeff. (gag!) Lydia & Ronnie talk about how everyone likes Jordan, they dislike Laura, Laura said awful things about Jordan and they wanted to keep things on the downlow so Russell won't find out because he's going to flip when he's nominated. Jeff says ultimately Russell won't do anything to Ronnie. They go around the horn for the next 15 mins or so about the comp, the noms, etc....aka everything that comes out of Ronnie's mouth is a lie... @ 10:34pm Jordan comes into the HOH, Jeff looks at her and says "you're such a loser"...Jordan laughs and says she is terrible at lying. Jeff says that she thought he would go up there all fired up. Jordan says she thought she should go check on Jeff. :) Jordan sits on Jeff's lap. Jeff says "you're a fu**ing idiot" Jordan says "did I do a good job?" Jeff says "no, cuz you started laughing" Jordan says "I wasn't laughing, I was being serious and then you were like giving me that look" Jeff says "go sit by your friend" and pushes her over to where Lydia is sitting. LOL They continue to talk game... @ 10:39pm Jordan tells Ronnie she knew he was going to get Jeff to come up there, she was going to let Jeff sweat it for a little bit...Jeff says he didn't go storming off...he was getting his thoughts together to talk to Ronnie...Jeff says he was going to tell Ronnie putting Jordan up was no strategy, he had some choice words for him...Jeff says what if Jordan came up here and Ronnie was hanging from his bubble wand? 😜 They keep talking game...the lights go off just before the 10:47 mark...they wonder what's going on...Ronnie tells J&J to come downstairs, they get up...Jeff walks over to Jordan and side hugs her and they walk out together (with Jordan saying she was going to tell Jeff (about the lie)). 😊

August 26 J&J Their big fight - the middle 12:20-12:51am After Jeff comes back from the bathroom they play one more hand of bullshit...Jeff has been getting a little crunk from the wine he's been drinking (obvious to me anyway, his face is getting red...) Just after the 12:23am min mark Jeff lifts his leg twice, she says "no, Jeff"...Jeff "what?"...Jordan "you're about to fart"...Jeff "no...I was about to kiss you" (liar :) ) Another sign of rising tension...Jordan calls BS on Jeff (when it was apparent she shouldn't have to the others)...Jordan plays it off like she misheard again (re: the prior Michele incident)...Jeff looks at her like not again? he asks her what she thought he said?...Jordan says she was half listening and just wanted to call BS on him...Jeff says "you were half listening? that's weird..." /sarcasm...Jordan holds her mouth agape and says "whatever" Jeff wins. Jordan asks if they want to play go fish? Jeff suggests they play 31...they prepare some snacks to eat while they play. Jeff explains the rules to the game. Frankly listening to the rules, I am completely confused and I would have tuned out too! LOL Trouble begins @ the 12:48am mark....Jeff announces it's the last round...Jordan goes to take a card from the pile and Jeff grabs her hand and says it's the last round Jordan...he tells her to put her hand on the table, she does...Jeff says "you wanna match the pictures Jordan"...Jordan exchanges her last card and she has 29...the others show their hands...Jeff then says "do you understand Jordan?"...Jordan says she is getting there...Jeff says all you have to do is match the pictures and get to 31, match the pictures and get close enough to 31...Jordan giggles...Jeff says "what are you fu**ing laughing at?"...Jeff lifts his arms up in frustration and says "you drive me crazy"...Jordan says Jeff gets so mad...Jeff says Jordan drives him berzerk and would storm outta there... Jordan keeps eating her popcorn and zoning out...Jeff says "I know you know, that's what frustrates me, I know you know how to play, I know you know how to match up the pictures to make 31"...Jordan says "well when you were talking I was listening but I was half listening and I do better when you do it and I watch it and I observe it that way, I do better that way...so when you were telling us how to do it, I was like well I'll just wait until I can play...ok? so no, I don't know (in Jeff's accent)"...Jeff looks downward, he's a little miffed and he eats his snack the whole time she is saying this. This next comment IMO is the crux of the whole fight and what really hurt Jordan even though Jordan would NEVER admit this and Jeff didn't really mean it... Natalie then says "you guys never could really date" Jeff continues to look down and says "no" Natalie says "you'd kill each other...or Jeff you'd kill Jordan" MAJOR awkward silence 😑 they play again... J&J Their big fight - the conclusion 12:51-1:30am As soon as they start playing again, Jordan makes another mistake...Jeff says "Jordan"...Michele tells Jordan nicely to try and lay her cards more flat because...she gets interrupted by Jeff who says "that is more than both of these"...Jordan in a raised voice says "OMG I do not want to play this then"...Jeff says "why not?"...Jordan says it's aggravating...Jeff says how is it aggravating? Jeff calmly explains (in his own Jeff way, lol) why she needs to get rid of smaller cards and keep the higher ones of the same picture...Jordan is clearly frustrated that she isn't getting the game but especially because Jeff is calling her out in front of the others...Jeff says he's trying to be as calm as he can, he asks her if she understands?...Kevin says she will get it...Jordan puts her hand up and says she doesn't even want to play, it's aggravating...Jeff says just play, it's so easy Jordan... More awkward tension... When it's Jordan's turn she asks Jeff if what she did was ok?...Jeff in a semi-condescending manner explains what she needs to do...Jordan says ok, on her next turn she asks him again...Jeff asks her if she gets it now, a little bit?...she says a little bit...the round ends and Jordan says she doesn't want to play next round...Natalie says you have to play until you use all your chips...Jordan still doesn't want to...Jeff says "she gawn"...Jeff asks Jordan if she wants to play bullshit instead?...Jordan says no...Natalie rubs salt in the wound by saying she loves this game and she loves learning new card games. Jordan sits quietly eating her popcorn... On the next round, Jeff moves his chair closer to Jordan, gives her a sweet look and says "Hey Jordan, you want to play with me? I can teach you while we play"...Jeff, in a very sweet tone, starts explaining how to play...Jordan seems disinterested and nods yes...Jeff says you don't get it...you don't like this game at all huh?...Jordan says "no, I like it" (but her face says it all)...Jeff smiles at her, looks away and drinks some wine...Kevin laughs and Natalie says "she loves it"...Jordan smirks/smiles at Jeff...they keep playing and Jordan seems to be getting it but she is still very disinterested... The next round Jeff lets Jordan play and he will help her...things go ok but Jordan seems less than thrilled...they lose...next round Jordan plays again...she picks up a card and puts one down. Jeff says "Jordan, hold on, stop...." Jordan says "what? what?" Jeff says "what matches here?" Jordan says "they all match, that's the lower number" Jeff says "which one is different?" Jordan says "this one? these two match?" Jeff says "I'm just saying, c'mon Jordan for real...which one is different? There are 3 the same...does this picture look different than that picture?" Jordan says "oh, sorry, wasn't thinking" and she throws the card in the pile. At this point Jordan is clearly embarrassed and Jeff is just frustrated that she's not getting what he considers a fairly easy game but mostly that she is not paying attention. The silence between them is now deafening...they continue playing and win their hand. Jordan casually mentions that it's 1:20 already (her signal that it's time for bed, she wants out, she is so done with this game), Natalie says it's the BB house...Natalie asks that no matter who goes from now on that they continue to all hang out, to remember it's a game and let's not act like Russell is...Jordan is up milling around the kitchen now...she goes to the bathroom. When she comes back she announces to the group that she is going to lay down...Natalie says she's been laying down all day, Jordan says she is tired so...she points to the living room and walks that way...Kevin says "not upstairs Jordan?"...Jordan says "yeah, I'm gonna lay down here for a little bit"...Kevin smirks/smiles...Jeff with an embarrassed face, mutters "cuz I told her she couldn't match the pictures...tsk...whatever"...Natalie says "it's all good in the hood" Jordan is now laying down in the SS room on Cam 1/2, the others on Cam 3/4 They continue playing, play one more round and then the party breaks up...Jeff immediately heads to the SS room to get cigarettes, when he walks in Jordan smiles but Jeff gets the cigs, says goodnight to Jordan and walks out. 😢 (we find out after they make up that Jordan was expecting him to say something to her here but he didn't, knowing me I wouldn’t have said a thing either 😐) Jordan is bummed... J&J Their big fight - the aftermath 1:32-2:44am Jeff goes outside to smoke...Jordan continues laying down, she is bummed and quiet. Michele comes in to see how Jordan is...she asks her if she's ok?...Jordan says "yeah why?"...Michele says it's been awhile since she's been in here...Jordan says she is tired of playing cards and she didn't get that game...she feels the need to explain herself so she tells Michele that she thought you had to, she doesn't know, whatever, she's not a card player...Michele says she's usually not good either....Jordan says Jeff is always bickering, he's getting on her nerves...Michele giggles and says she will give him 2 punches...Jordan says he gets aggravated so easy, it makes her mad...Michele says he has no patience...Jordan says no, he doesn't...Jordan says whatever, I'm not a card player, she says she thought you had to pair up two kings, not the symbol, whatever though. Jordan says they're around each other too much, she needs to sleep down here...Jordan figures she will give him his space cuz they have been bickering a lot...Jordan changes the subject to laundry and Michele fake yawns. Jordan says she shouldn't have eaten that popcorn. Jordan heads out to the HOH room to pretend look for clothes she needs to wash...some kind of excuse she feeds Michele. She goes in the HOH, Jeff isn't there...she finds no clothes up there and heads back down to the SS room, she tells Michele she's tired and is going to shut off the lights...Michele says she will leave her then...Jordan wraps herself in her soft blanket and Michele leaves... Feeds go off both Jeff & Jordan until 2:20am when they come back to them... Jordan is wide awake laying in bed on Cam 3, Jeff is listening to music in the HOH bed on Cam 4. 💔 Just before 2:30am Jeff takes off his headphones and turns to "Jordan's side" to sleep, he lays on her pillow and is shaking his foot...it doesn't work, Jeff is wide awake and 10 mins later he turns back the other way, drinks some water and goes to the bathroom...he gets back in bed, lays on his back, he yawns...he moves around, bends his knee, shakes his leg and yawns again...he turns to lay on his tummy, shakes the covers off and the feeds go off him... Meanwhile Jordan is having the same problem...she is awake, @ 2:23am she turns on her back...she is restless and @ 2:30am she is still awake...still restless...she puts her hand up to her head a few minutes later...she scratches her arm @ 2:37am then sits up and turns to "Jeff's side" and tries to get comfy...still awake...a couple of minutes later she readjusts and tries again...@ 2:42am she turns back to her right to see if that will help...more adjusting 2 minutes later...the feeds go off her... Long story short, they missed each other and had a hard time settling without the presence of the other. J&J Their big fight - the morning after 6:10-9:20am ***update on how J&J have slept*** 2 hours later feeds return to Jeff, Jordan not on camera @ 4:30am Jeff is still awake, has his knee up and moving, is fidgeting in bed @ 4:40am Jeff has turned to Jordan's side and is shaking his foot @ 5:00am he is still restless and turns to the door side again @ 5:27am he whips the pillow out from under him and turns to sleep on his belly with no pillow...still shaking the foot @ 5:52am Jeff turns back to the door side again, yawns, grabs the covers and tries to sleep As late as 6:20am Jeff is still moving around in his sleep... Feeds switch to Jordan @ 6:30am she seems to be soundly asleep although moving around a bit as well and is hugging the pillow. The HG's get woken up a little after 9am and Michele heads to the kitchen...Jeff comes out of the HOH to change batteries...on his way back, Michele (taking advantage of the fact Jordan is in the SS room) immediately asks Jeff if she can sleep up there?...Jeff says huh? She asks again and heads up there...(seriously this chick had NO shame...) Just as Michele is getting comfy in the HOH bed...Jordan gets up out of bed to change her batteries...Jeff brushes his teeth while Jordan goes to the bathroom downstairs...he finishes and tells Michele to use the green/gray velvety blanket and he takes the duvet cover from her and wraps himself in it to sleep Jordan heads back to the SS room to sleep. Just before 11am Jordan goes to the GR to sleep there. More tossing & turning... @ 11:50am Jordan gets up to go to the HOH...surprise, surprise when she enters the room, she sees Michele laying there in the bed with Jeff...Jordan plays it off like she didn't even see it, heads straight to the bathroom to brush her teeth and get her bikini on, she leaves to go to the pool...she does some laundry... Just as Jordan is putting on her sunscreen, Jeff has gotten up, is brushing his teeth and putting his contacts in...Jordan gets in the pool just as Michele is getting up, she uses the washroom, Jeff uses it...they talk game, she asks Jeff if he trusts Jordan 100%, then she flat out asks Jeff if her and Jordan were up on the block who would Jeff use the veto on. 🤬 (as I said before...NO shame) Jeff says he doesn't know...he says that scenario isn't here...he doesn't know, when the time comes he will answer that question, he's btw a rock and a hard place...it's a rough one to answer...Michele says she knows the answer...Jeff says she doesn't because he didn't answer...they leave the HOH room… J&J&R Fight - chest bump pt1 12:47-12:57pm Jeff goes outside to smoke, he sits on the patio...Russell is on the elliptical and starts in on Jeff...he asks him how long he has been a f**k up...his whole life? Played D3 ball and still got benched?...Jeff says huh?...Russell asks him again and Jeff says for one more day...Russell makes fun of the fact Jeff is in a telemarketing job...Jeff ignores him. Russell says he talks a big game but never follows through, does he always shake when he sees him?...Russell says you can always tell when someone is scared when they say they're not scared...Jeff tells Russell if this is his last go at him, to go for it but he should go out classy... Russell continues saying it's a good thing he put an S on the end of Technotronics so at least there is more than one...Jeff says he already used that one...Russell says Jeff has been scared of him since day one, he broke him...Jeff says he's not broke by any means. Russell gets off the elliptical saying that Jeff decided to make a big scene in front of people, he says he's a big tough guy but he didn't follow through Insert expletive filled name calling Russell goes to the weight bench, he starts up again saying America felt sorry for Jeff because of how Russell laid into him week one and they gave him power....Russell starts lifting and says if Jeff is so tough why doesn't he follow through on his threats about calling security when actually the security was for Russell because they knew he was going to break Jeff's face...Russell starts making fun of Jeff's job again. Jordan comes outside and tells Jeff not to say anything...Russell says yeah, Jeff don't say anything, have your girlfriend fight your own battles...Jordan immediately yells STFU Russell, you're just a fu**ing douchebag!...Russell tells her to go f**k herself...Jordan repeats the d-bag comment, she says he's pissed because he's leaving tomorrow. Russell repeats the F yourself comment and then makes fun of Jordan telling "Jeffie" to stay calm, she will fight for him, he says this the whole time Jordan is yelling at him...she yells that Russell hates that he's going to the jury house, she yells he's pissed because Russell wanted to send Jeff out and he's leaving before him, she yells that Russell is trying to get everyone's votes and he's going home, she yells that she swears to God she would hit him in the head if she wasn't in the house!...Jeff finally says "Jordan!...go inside!" Jordan walks to the couches to sit while Russell says yeah, go inside, go get some cookie dough...Russell keeps repeating Jeff, stay calm...Jeff, stay calm...Jordan yells that Russell just wants to get someone evicted before Thursday...Russell starts repeating "I'll fight this for you Jeff"...Jordan says Russell's points are awful...Russell starts repeating "keep fighting"...Jordan yells I will fu**ing fight with you! She gets up and makes a beeline for Russell and yells you think I'm scared of you?...she chest bumps him.😤😂 Jeff says Jordan, go sit down, why would you do that? Jordan!! why are you going to make me get up? sit down over here...Russell yells tough girl, tough girl, yeah let her fight your battles for you...Jeff tells Jordan to relax, why is she getting into that, she knows it's his last move... Russell yells that he can't wait for one of them to send Jeff to him as a birthday present so he can beat his face in...Jeff says that is good, he's a big talker...Jeff says he has 500 thousand reasons not to fight him. Feeds cut out for a bit...when they return Russell is making fun of Jordan standing up for "Jeffie" and calling her a dumbass, sitting there eating cookie dough wondering why you got fat...Jeff says see? Russell starts up the Jeff is a failure, he's 31 and has no career routine again...Jeff is just whatever at this point, he tells Russell that he has 7 careers, which one is he? he doesn't even know who he is...look in the mirror. Russell calls Jordan "Jeff's lapdog"...for her to keep twirling her hair cuz she will never do nothing (wrong!)...Russell starts barking like a dog...Jeff asks Russell if he feels better yelling at a girl?...Russell says for Jeff to fight his own battles...Jeff says he has no battle to fight, his is won...Russell says his battle starts when they get out of this place... Jeff says oh, boy, get over yourself bro...Russell implies Jeff thinks he is hot because of his looks...Jeff says to ask anyone in the house if he ever thought about that about himself, he knows he is not that guy...Russell says the only person Jeff's busting in the mouth is Jordan...Jeff asks Russell is this is the stuff he came up with for 2 days? it's terrible… J&J&R Fight - chest bump pt2 12:57-1:16pm Russell brings up the family threat again and threatens Jeff with not threatening him LOL More expletive filled ranting from Russell...Russell makes fun of Jeff's "words"...Jeff says to tell all his friends that he has none of, all he has done is lie...More back & forth btw Jeff & Russell...Jeff emphasizing this is a game...Jeff tells Russell to make a move in the jury house so he can lose his 10G's...Jeff says he doesn't want to be friends with him outside the house. Things get quiet but then Russell says Chima was right saying they were the ugly truth...he says J&J are two peas in a pod, dumbasses, one thinks Gucci is a catchphrase, the other thinks Technotronics is a word, life can only go up from here. Jeff tells Russell to stop using his words, his stories, does he want to have sex with him, is that his thing? does he have a hard on for him?...Russell says that is the dumbest thing...they rant about that and then Jeff says he will show him a little ass on his way out LMAO! Jeff says take a 5 minute timeout, think of a good comeback and then he'll be sitting waiting here for it...he's not allowed to use Technotronics because he said it 800 times, keep quiet and 5 minutes later fire one back at me and we'll see if the crowd laughs. Russell says Jordan went from pitbull to classy instantly...Jeff says she's a woman bro, she's a woman 😊 Jordan says Russell looks like the biggest asshole on TV...Jeff tells Jordan to be quiet...Jordan says he got in Chima's face, he called her fat...Jeff says Jordan, Jordan be quiet...Jordan says he's a douchebag and a baby and she's not scared of him...Jeff tells Jordan to be quiet, what do you think he wants? that -> (directed at her losing it) Jeff says "Uhhh, Russell, you went about this the wrong way man, it's a game and you should have treated it that way"...Jeff apologizes for making the family comment...Russell says to stick it up his ass, he's still going to beat his ass...Jeff asks what does he want from him?...Jeff says he can't take this shit anymore...Russell tells Jeff to STFU about 10x... Russell makes fun of Jeff moping around in the beginning and America pitying him...Jeff makes fun of Russell making final 2 deals with everyone...Russell says Jeff is obsessed with sex, he guesses Jordan isn't giving him enough... They start arguing about game play now and Jordan lets it slip (with Michele there) that the plan was to backdoor Russell all along...Jordan starts to spill more about what Russell said about Kevin during the chicken comp but Jeff stops her, tells her to shut up and says enough is enough. Russell starts up again about the final 4, final 2 deal and Jeff says he is this close to busting his face so he leaves and goes inside...Russell has a few more choice words about Jeff and continues lifting... Jeff comes back outside after cooling off...Russell goes inside and the feeds cut off… Jordan cries after the fight 1:28-2:10pm When the feeds return Jordan is outside crying...Russell comes out and Kevin tells her they should make french toast, an excuse to get her inside...Kevin tells Jordan he didn't want Russell seeing her cry. Jordan is shaking and says she wants to hit him so bad...Kevin says that would be bad. Jordan says but after what he said to her...she says she's not scared of him just because he has muscles, she will hit him because she knows he wouldn't hit her back, she says if she knew she wouldn't get in trouble she would hit him...Kevin says Russell knows what buttons to press with her...Kevin says they knew this was going to happen, he's desperate. Jordan says she bets his job doesn't like this...Kevin says you never go after a girl, he's done this twice...Jordan just wants to hit him...Jordan says she bets her mom's bf wants to kick his ass right now...Kevin says he's sure America does because she has been nothing but nice...Jordan dreads hanging out in the jury house with him and Jessie...Kevin tells Jordan to stay cool, he's going home, he's desperate so he's pulling this card, he wants Jeff to do something dumb...Jordan says she has no respect for someone like that. Jordan tells Kevin what happened...Kevin says it's so hard not to say something...Kevin says Russell preys on people's insecurities...Jordan describes how she bumped him...Kevin says he's not looking classy at all...Jordan says he does look like the biggest asshole on TV...Jordan says no girl should date him...Jordan describes how the fight went down. Kevin tells Jordan to not do anything dumb...Jordan says her friends back home and her mom's bf are going to want to kill him...Kevin says Russell has never done anything positive in this game...Jordan admits that she never liked Russell, she only put up with him because of the numbers, she told Jeff she didn't want him around before Jeff got the mystery power. Jordan asks Kevin if she can hit him in the jury house? LOL They continue talking past 2pm... Jordan and Jeff are upset 2:15-2:37pm Jeff is on the blue raft in the pool...Jordan in lounger next to the pool still REALLY upset and crying, she's trying to hold it together 😒 ...Kevin comes outside and sits next to Jordan, he tries to cheer her up by telling her she looks really cute when she is crying, her eyes get all big and sad looking...Jordan smiles but starts losing it again... Kevin asks Jordan if she keeps replaying it in her mind?...Jordan says no, she's just thinking about the comment Russell made about the steaks...Kevin asks if she thinks that was a jab?...Jordan says "oh yeah, for sure"...Jordan sniffles and starts welling up again...after a few seconds Jeff says "you crying Jordan?"...Jordan looks over and says "huh?"...Jeff says "you crying?"... Jordan, who doesn't want to make a big deal of it says "at first yeah, cuz I was mad"...Jeff sweetly says "I didn't know you were crying"😢 ...this seems to really upset Jeff, he immediately gets off the raft...Kevin says he's crying too...Jeff says what? pardon?...Kevin asks "can you console me?" LOL...Jeff doesn't hear again and says "what?"...Kevin repeats and Jeff says "you wanna hug?"...Kevin laughs. Jeff is not in the laughing mood, he gets out of the pool and tells Jordan "don't even waste a tear on that fu**ing loser" (Jeff is pissed and it's because Jordan is hurting IMO...)...Jordan says she's just mad cuz she can't do anything about it and she has to sit here and listen to him... Jeff goes off on Russell, rant #1 He says who here wants to waste their chances at a half a million dollars? nobody so wtf is she going to do? nothing, let him look like a fu**ing douchebag, don't say anything and let them edit it like that, he's not giving them shit in the DR, if BB want to edit it, do it, Russell has said enough, they don't need Jeff's play by play of a fu**ing douchebag, 100 times, he thinks that BB has it, at least he doesn't have to talk about bugs and shit no more...silence...BB tells Russell to change his batteries...Jeff says "change your personality while you're in there" 😅 Natalie comes outside to join in the fun 🙄 they discuss that BB has asked them all about the Natalie/bee incident...Natalie asks Jeff if he is ok? he seems mad...Jeff says "would you be? when you can't do shit and someone tries to attack or do whatever it is and you can't do dick"...Natalie says to not let him ruin Jeff's day, that's what he wants, he's mad because he's going home, he got got that's what it is, he should take it like a man, Jessie got got and didn't curse on his way out, he took it like a man and he walked out...Kevin says "no he didn't" LOL ...Kevin says that Jessie was fine until he stuck his hand in his face...Natalie proceeds to lie about something as usual 🤥 Jeff goes off on Russell, rant #2 Jeff says he got banned from the whole house because of Braden and his racial comment, he said something to Braden and yet people still got mad at him and banished him from the house, no one talked to him but this motherfu**er can say whatever he wants to a woman and get in their fu**ing face, all of them and nobody says anything, they'll sit and have coffee with him but he gets fu**ing banned for sticking up for someone else when everyone else can be friends with a motherfu**er and let him talk shit all day, if Russell came up to him and he was in their (K&N's) shoes, he'd tell him to get the f**k away from him instead of listening to his fu**ing bullshit (burn!🔥) SILENCE 🤐 Jordan finally breaks it by asking if they will show all of this on Thursday?...Kevin and Natalie say they will...Natalie says Jordan can't let him make her cry...Jordan says it's just she can't do anything about it...Natalie says she knows cuz it will ruin her day...Jordan starts tearing up saying he's already ruined it 😔 they have to be in the HOH room with him tomorrow...Jeff says Russell gets to say a speech on live TV, he can bash him but Jeff can't say shit...Jordan says Jeff probably can, she will... Jeff says so he can act like an asshole and ruin the show and start bickering with a fu**ing loser? either way he looks like a fu**ing dork, whether he takes it or gives it...Natalie says he can leave without class...Jeff says he's already done that...Natalie says it's live TV...Jordan says oh he's going to try something ala Casey... Jeff goes off on Russell, rant #3 Jeff says to get ready because it's all going to be things Jeff has said to him, the motherfu**er does not have thoughts of his own, he has no points...Jeff says that Russell's talk about security was silly, as if helicopters and the swat team are coming in, like BB is worried about Russell tearing up the house like Rambo, take it easy LOL Jeff says that he can't take fu**ing people like that who just talk, those are the people that get knocked the f**k out in one punch and he's not bragging ok, he's not Russell, but just trust him, a fighter? what league is he fighting dude? get fu**ed...God...his blood is fu**ing boiling over this fu**ing loser. Natalie says the house will be back to peace around 5:30 tomorrow...Jeff says he didn't do anything, he played the game...Natalie says she and America know that...silence...Natalie brings up that Russell was bringing Chima into the argument saying they were the two most articulate people...Jeff says "how the f**k is he articulate?"...Natalie didn't like Russell bringing Chima into it. Jeff goes off on Russell, rant #4 Jeff says that the motherfu**er said Jeff can't speak and needed a dictionary, how about him? he spelled shotgun, fu**ing loser, and he has no speech, all his speech comes from things Jeff has told him and if he's so fu**ing stupid, the dumbest kid he's ever met, what does that make him cuz he fu**ing got him, that makes him even stupider because he got got by a fu**ing dummy and first of all, Russell does have a hard on for him because never once did Jeff say he was a model except to Braden and he brings it up 10X a day and not one time did he tell a modeling story to anyone. Jordan says they'd catch Russell staring in the mirror all the time...Kevin says Russell was mixing up his numbers theory too...Jordan asks if he was making fun of her?...Kevin and Natalie say no...Natalie says Russell is playing one card right now, it's the story about the threat on the family but why did he keep acting cool around them, pretending there was nothing wrong...Jeff says it was a joke and he still apologized...Jordan says Russell has nothing on her, she knew how he was...Natalie says it's one thing to talk to a man like that but not to a woman...Jordan says her dad is probably ready to wring Russell's neck, she is sure Natalie's dad is the same...Natalie says in 24 hours, it will be all good, no. Jeff goes back to Russell haha, he says "the fact that anyone even listens to his bullshit, I'm not telling you what to do but I would be like get the f**k away from me with your lies"...Natalie says he was asking her all night to play chess...Jeff says she's the person he needs votes against...Natalie says when she said no, he went off on her...Kevin says he called it, he said it was the calm before the storm, he predicted Hurricane Russell was coming. They start to recall how the fight all started...Jeff says Russell called him a fu**ing pussy, he said Jeff was sitting there shaking and he said what?...Russell said Jeff was shaking, he was a fu**ing pussy and that he put an "S" on the end of Technotronic to make it better and Jeff said "dude, how fu**ing long ago was that? you already played that card"... Russell kept saying shit and he ignored him, Russell said to keep ignoring him and Jeff did and then Jordan said something to Jeff about ignoring him, to not listen to him...Jeff says who gives a f**k he spelled Technotronics?...Natalie says it's old, it was week one...Jeff says "you spelled shotgun dude, who the f**k cares"...Jeff says that Russell made fun of his career but half the people he works with are millionaires, wtf is he talking about? he wishes his boss would fu**ing fly out there and smash his head ...he doesn't need to defend everything he says, he's done talking about it... Jordan says they don't even know what Russell does...Jeff finally gets called to the DR LOL...Jeff dries off...Jordan says "I strrrrongly dislike Russell"...Kevin jokingly says "I think he's pretty cool" LOL ...Jeff goes inside… Cheer up, its picture time 3:47-4:19pm Feeds switch to JeJo in the kitchen...Jeff, who is holding the HOH camera, is telling Jordan to take some (pictures)...Jordan says she doesn't feel like it...Jeff says "me neither, I feel like busting this thing against the wall (LOL) but we gotta do it...c'mon, we have to take some, what are we going to do"...Jeff starts walking towards the RR...Jordan asks how many Jeff needs?...Jeff says 50 :) ...Jordan starts following Jeff saying she's going to pull her hair down, everytime her hair is up...Jeff says everytime he thinks he wears the same outfit...Jordan says she does too. Jeff tells K-Town they're going to take some pictures, they have to pretend they're happy LOL ...Kevin starts to get up and says "oh, yeah"...Jeff takes a pic of Kevin in his luxurious bed, Kevin poses and then says he wants to take a picture of Jeff and Jordan together...again 🫢 Jeff says they look the same in every picture, he wears the same hat and shorts...Jordan walks towards Jeff and they wrap their arms around each other but not before Jeff tries to cheer up a sad Jordan, he says "c'mon" and pinches her face LOL Jordan ow's and then they smile and get their picture taken...(these are the photos that were taken 😊) (far away & close up views) Jeff then says "c'mon Jordan now take a fun one"...Jordan says "of what? I'm just not in the mooood!"...Jeff says he knows, no one is in the mood...they go in the SS room and tell Jordan to pretend she's going down the slide, Kevin does the same, they pose and smile...Jordan wants to see them...Jeff says not to worry, he'll show them at the end...Jeff decides to switch to his Aurora hat to represent...Jordan says "yeah" ;) Jeff asks if he should put on a shirt so he doesn't look like a bozo...Jordan says no, it looks like he's been out in the sun...they go back to the RR but Jeff goes back in the SS room wondering what else he should take pics of... Jordan says Kevin & Lydia were always so creative...they decide to take a pic of Kevin getting grossed out by the package of tampons/pads in Natalie's bag 🤐 Kevin says he's actually never seen one...Michele joins them...Jeff says she got dressed up for the occasion...Jeff says for Kevin to take one of him and Michele while she looks hot (LOL!)...Jeff backtracks and Michele says she always looks hot Then Jordan and Michele get their picture taken together...Jordan, Michele & Kevin pretend to pillow fight...Jordan holds her key and Michele & Kevin wave goodbye to her...Jordan and Michele do meditative poses...Jeff takes a pic of Braden & Casey...Jeff leaves for a minute...Michele tells Jordan to grab Kevin's butt, she likes those types of pictures...Jeff comes back with a blue tank top on, he says he didn't want to be "that guy" that takes pics with his shirt off, that's not him...Jordan suggests going outside to get one of Jeff gardening...Jeff says he doesn't want to go outside, not be near him (Russell), not say another word to that guy... Jeff says he was blogging and talked a little about each person, for Russell he said he's a huge dork, moving on...they suggest doing some "jump shots", they do those, then they pretend to choke and punch Russell's face on the memory wall LOL Jordan suggests going in the GR to take some...Kevin says "of you two...cuddling?" 😊 ...Michele and Jeff get on the bikes and ride them to get the light to go on...Jeff says it's cheesy as hell...next they decide to cover Jordan with pillows...Jeff says "just have one boob out" (still thinking back to that day the first week are you? LOL) ...Natalie joins them, Jeff tells her to give them some ideas and jump in "hump Jordan" They all pile on top of Jordan...Kevin says Jeff has to get in on them, he says it has to be him and Jordan cuddling...Natalie agrees, it has to be him and Jordan...Kevin says that's what America wants...Jeff leans back and takes one with Jordan, Michele and Natalie...Jordan jumps up and says she'll take one with Kevin in it and Michele takes the chance to cuddle up to Jeff 🙄 Jeff says to jump in and pretend they all love each other... LOL Jordan still wants to take the gardening pic...they will wait until Russell goes in the DR, he's been called in...Jeff takes one of Kevin obsessing over the bubble wrap...they decide to take one of Jordan pretending to poop since she talks about it all the time 😅 They all get in the shower and Kevin pretends to be excited to be taking a shower with the girls, another cute pose...they head outside...Jordan takes a pic of Jeff gardening finally and then she takes a more suggestive one with Kevin and the hose...Jeff actually waters the garden for a bit...they then do a couple of "magic of Hollywood" poses with the weights...they do a fake Jeff BBQ'ing pose...Jeff and Natalie get one taken, Natalie says she got one with the hot guy 😉 ...they take another couple of pics and then Jordan gets called to the DR, she leaves...they continue taking random pics outside, Russell comes outside...awkward!...Jeff sits down to take a look at all the pics and the others head inside...Jeff and Russell are left alone super awkward! Jeff heads inside and continues taking a couple more random pics... Jeff & Jordan make up Pt1 4:57-5:10pm The HG's have been taking pictures with the HOH camera...BB calls an inside lockdown...Jeff & Jordan go up to the HOH...they haven't had a chance to talk since their fight or the Russell fight. (IMO Jeff wants to talk more about their fight because he's torn up over it and Jordan wants to talk more about the Russell fight because he really hurt her feelings and also doesn't want to admit that she was wrong in how she handled the Jeff fight) The feeds go to Jeff & Jordan in the HOH bathroom...Jordan sits on the edge of the bathtub and says she took an Advil, she had the biggest headache...Jeff doesn't respond...Jordan asks him if she wants her to leave him alone?... Jeff says he doesn't, he's just saying he didn't like that, that's all. (he is referring to something he must have told her off camera about not liking that she stormed off last night & slept downstairs) Jeff says she pouted like a baby...Jordan raises her voice and says "I didn't pout!"...Jeff says "well, you slept in there, how mad do you fu**ing have to be to go sleep with Russell...pretty mad"...Jordan says Russell wasn't in there...Jeff says "whatever" (origins of their first issue of jealousy, Russell/Jordan flirting with each other) Jordan goes to sit down on the bed and says something about hoping the DR doesn't ask her about her family again, she looks like a cry baby...Jeff says she looked like a cry baby last night...Jordan says she looked like a cry baby today...she says she told the DR she was sorry, she looked like one...today. (emphasis on today 🤨) Jordan says she doesn't like the word hate but she strongly, strongly dislikes Russell...she says she has never had any of her friends disrespect her like Russell did today...Jeff says that is his character, it's who he is...Jeff says it's embarrassing for him and his family...Jeff sits down on the round chair...Jeff says to not get pissed off about it...Jordan swears she was going to hit him, but then she thought about the show, then she was going to push him but then she bumped him...Jeff says he was worried she was going to hit him, he would have been so mad if she had hit him...Jordan says she knows and here she was the other night lecturing Jeff not to do anything...but when Russell said the cookie dough comment she couldn't help it. Jeff says Russell likes to push buttons...Jordan says with a girl you just don't say that kind of stuff, it does bother her she has gained weight, she says he is mean… https://youtu.be/m4pBErs1TrQ Jordan says she never gets in arguments with people and here she was going crazy...she couldn't sit there and hear Russell stay stuff about Jeff...Jordan says Russell called her a lapdog, that he made a comment to Michele about Jordan sleeping downstairs, at least we know they're not (doing it). Jeff says "that is why I was like why the f**k would you go down there, that's why I was pissed about you...like why the f**k would you sleep down there and give somebody something to talk about...and make them think they have an advantage over us or anything...that's why I'm like what a fu**ing idiot, can't you just come up here and complain?" Jordan says "no, I was really mad at you"...Jeff says "that's fine, then don't talk to me, but don't air our business in front of everybody else, you know what I mean...so I look like an even bigger asshole for sending everybody home and you look like even cuter for not doing one fu**ing thing ever" Jordan says "you always think I don't do anything"...Jeff says "well then just keep our business between the us from now on ok"...Jeff says if she's mad to go lay upstairs, if you have the opportunity to use it...Jordan says she didn't sleep good at all last night...Jeff says she makes people talk, he says he thought...I'm gonna go and fu**ing strangle her right now...Jeff says then people would say "Jordan are you ok?"...Jordan says nobody said anything!...Jeff says the thing is that is was over nothing...Jeff mutters that he was so mad...Jeff says she makes people talk, she makes people think...Jordan says like what? Jeff goes off on a spiel about how she doesn't understand, she was giving them an edge with them thinking that Jeff & Jordan are mad at each other...Jordan explains what she said to Michele when she came in to talk to her, no one else said anything...Jeff says believe me, they talk, why do you think Michele came up here at 9am to sleep in my bed?...Jeff tells about Michele asking him about who she would use the veto on...Jordan says he should have said yes...Jordan talks a little game...Jeff seems disinterested but continues talking game... Then he tells Jordan she needs to play it cool, don't air their business to other people, don't break Michele's trust, don't air their business, if they fight talk to him about it, don't air their business in front of everybody to give them an advantage, watch what she says, she has to be playing the game for 3 more weeks, don't say she wasn't paying attention or not focused, focus for 3 more weeks, think about everything before she talks, focus on playing the game, think for 3 more weeks and then after don't think for the rest of her life but for 3 more weeks, think and use her head...he says he's not getting down on her but this is the final run, people are gunning to split them up, they have to try their hardest to not give people an edge...he's just trying to help her, that's all. Jeff says he understands she gets frustrated with him, he gets frustrated with her, that's normal. QUIET...Jordan has a super sad look on her face...Jeff shakes his head, smiles at her and says "you're so emotional today"...Jordan says "I am"...Jeff says "what are you emotional about!?"... Jordan says she doesn't know she woke up in a bad mood, she was already in a bad mood this morning...Jeff says "because you slept downstairs"...she says that then she was laying in the pool and then Russell starts in on Jeff and she was like oh God...Jeff says Russell tried to get a rise out of him and he got a rise out of you...Jeff gets in bed… Jeff & Jordan make up Pt2 5:10-5:23pm Jeff gets in bed...Jordan looks over at him and says "you look tan"...the feeds cut out but you can see in the control room screen that Jeff has pulled Jordan over to him and she lays her head near his chest...feeds come back...Jeff is rubbing her back and says "don't worry about what he says, it doesn't fu**ing matter". Jordan sits up and says "yeah but you hurt my feelings too last night, you made me mad"...Jeff says "how? what did I say?"...Jordan says it's because he doesn't have patience with her...Jeff says he doesn't, she's right, because he knows she knows better, that's what frustrates him, he knows she knows better. Jordan says that when Jeff was explaining the cards she wasn't listening at first but then she was and she thought that Jeff would show her as they played, she thought it was matching the cards, not the shapes...Jeff says he gets it, he has to be more patient with her but at the same time why is she playing the dumb card because he knows she can match the shapes, you could even tell a little kid that... Jordan protests but Jeff continues saying that she wasn't paying attention, she shouldn't have played at all, just say you don't feel like playing, that is what frustrates him, he knows she knows better. Jordan says she didn't understand what he was saying and then Jeff was getting all mad at her and she was like uhhhhhh!...Jeff says yeah, but still, was it something to be all pissed and walk away from?...Jordan says she got the hang of it...Jeff says "yeah, I was playing with you and you were still mad"...Jordan says it was because you were raising your voice at me in front of everybody...Jeff says he's sorry, he thought and he knows she is capable of better...Jeff says it doesn't matter, it was a stupid card game, he knows she is better than that, he just knows... Jeff says whatever, she can be mad, he does lose his patience with her, he does, he apologizes, but she didn't have to take it to the next level like you're fighting and walk away, that is like shit you do with your boyfriend when you get in a fight in high school...Jeff says he understands, it's very emotional and frustrating and your mind is being pulled in 500 different directions and so is his...he says they can't be mad at each other, they have to have more patient with each other, they have to have each other backs these last couple of weeks otherwise one of them is going home and it won't be Jordan so that is why he is more frustrated. Jordan says Jeff thinks she gets by with everything...Jeff says she does, it's not a bad thing, it's how she has played...that is why he needs her more than ever, right now, he can only do so much, if they're going to be there together they have to do it together. Part of this convo here: https://youtu.be/m4pBErs1TrQ Jordan starts getting teary eyed...Jeff looks over at her, tsks, grabs her arm and says stop!...Jordan says what? I'm just blah about everything...Jeff smiles at her, she says "I am"...Jeff says what?...Jordan says she's just blllhhh...Jeff looks so serious...he looks away from her for a sec, then looks at her, smiles the most beautiful smile and says "Juh-ordan!" (she's teary) and looks away...Jordan is holding off tears and Jeff says what? huh?...he grabs her arm to pull her towards him and says "come here"...Jordan says no, she's stinky...Jeff says he doesn't care, come here (my fave two words!) Jordan lays by his chest, Jeff says stop, what's wrong? Jordan says she's just mad...Jeff says at what? huh? He rubs her hair. Jordan says she doesn't know...Jeff says with me?...Jordan says no, she was last night but she's over it...Jeff says "you wanna make out?" Jordan lifts herself up, smiles and says she's not in the mood...Jeff says she's never in the mood...Jordan says "we're just friends right? friends don't make out"...Jeff says no, we're lovers 🥰 ..he pulls her down to him and squeezes her...Jordan says no, she stinks...Jeff sniffs her LOL Jeff says he doesn't care, he pulls her closer and kisses her on the neck...Jordan says she does care...Jordan says she just wants to take a break and go home for a weekend...Jeff says this is it...Jordan talks some game with Jeff...Jeff says don't get frustrated when he talks to her, he does it because he cares, he telling her what he thinks, he doesn't know everything, he thinks that buckling down, the things he has been telling her are for the best...he doesn't mean to put her down...sometimes he's out of control, he appreciates her patience this far with him. Jordan says he never got mad before...Jeff says he didn't get mad but he got mad when she left and she slept downstairs, he was like why would she do that? He says he would sleep in the shower, don't air their business, it was just her actions...Jordan says she does that when she gets mad, she's stubborn...Jeff says he is stubborn too but he would be like sleep on the floor...Jeff says that she left and everyone was staring at him, like he's the bad guy...Jordan says she thought Jeff was going to come in (to the SS room) and talk to her...Jeff says when he saw her in there, he thought, you're really going to play this pouty card like a fu**ing 4 year old...have fun. They both get quiet and look at their nails...Jeff says he killed her on his blog cuz he was pissed at her...Jordan gets sad and says "you did?..thanks"...Jeff says "no way!"...he laughs, hugs her and says "you were about to cry again...of course I didn't"...Jeff says he was going to kill her this morning when he got up...Jordan says she was waiting on it, Russell got to him before her... Jeff says he was pissed that Michele came upstairs and he had to deal with her...he was going to kill Jordan..Jordan says she looks tanner...Jeff says she looks beautiful, she looks great...he pinches her cheek....Jordan notices Michele coming up, tells Jeff, Jeff jokingly goes to kiss Jordan, she laughs and Michele enters... Chi’s or Cheese/play w/my hair 5:22-5:32pm Michele has come up to the HOH right after Jeff & Jordan have made up. Jordan tells Michele she is staying away from Russell, she says Russell offered to make steaks for everyone but her and then when he was walking away asked her if she wanted one...Jordan does the stabbing motion and says Jeff can stab him one way and she'll stab him the other... Jordan tells Michele she looks nice with her hair straightened, she should keep doing it...Jeff agrees...Jordan says she can get a really, really good straightener at a discount from her salon and send it to her...feeds cut out... When they return Jordan is telling Michele the iron is called a Chi, she spells it C.H.I...there are other generic ones but it's the best...Jordan is running her hands through Jeff's hair saying this...she says oh, does she have a story from work to tell, it's embarrassing...Jeff says she can play with his hair while she tells the story, he lays his head down on her lap and she starts playing... Jordan says one of the girls from the other location called her and asked if she had any Chi's? Jordan goes cheese? and she goes yeah, Chi's? Jordan goes cheese? and she says yes! Jordan goes in the back and she looks for cheese. LOL She went back and said they didn't have any cheese, one of the girls caught her and said omg, did you really just do that? Everybody was laughing...Jordan says they made fun of her all day about that...Michele goes on about how she is so smart that she would think Chi is Chi (with a hard C sound)...fake yawn 🥱 The feeds go off for a bit...when they return Jeff is talking about cooking ravioli with vodka sauce...Jordan is still playing with Jeff's hair... Jordan stops and Jeff taps her on both legs, touches his hair and taps again to signal her to keep going LOL She does for a bit and then stops and leans forward...Jeff says "it's over?"...Jordan says "we lost"...Jordan moves the sheets and Jeff asks "where are you going?"...Jordan leans in towards him and says she has to take a shower...Jeff whispers "no" and pulls her towards him, hugs her but then immediately is aware of Michele being there and lets go... Jordan lays there in Jeff's armpit for a bit while Jeff talks about taking a shower first and then Jordan can take a bath...Jordan touches Jeff's belly with her hand and they both get quiet...Jeff makes that mmm sound he's fond of doing and says they need to drink that bottle of wine tonight ;) Michele says she'd like to have a little bit...Jeff says that's what he means, they can all split it tonight if they want, it's not like anyone is going to get drunk, it will just put them to sleep...Jeff wonders if they have to drink it all?...Michele says they suggested it, she doesn't know why they tell her all the rules… Reviewing & Venting 5:32-5:43pm The feeds return to Jeff saying "chill out a little bit, celebrate" (drinking the wine)...Jeff says "he gawn" (Russell)...Jeff doesn't get how they're all downstairs laughing and shit, the point he made about Braden, how the whole house abandoned him, he even stepped in and said something to Braden about him not being able to talk like that and now Kevin saw Russell up in Jordan's face and didn't even say anything, he should have said she's my friend and so is Chima, you can't talk like that to women, he doesn't step in but he got the plague from the house, Kevin doesn't step in and can kick it but he (Jeff) gets ostracized by the whole house, that he doesn't like. Michele says that Natalie says that Russell is still her friend...Jeff says she's a hypocrite then, isn't Chima her friend? isn't she a woman? if you want to stand up for your principles, fine but don't be a hypocrite, at least he stood up to defend Braden, there was no one to defend Jordan...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says that's what he's asking LOL Michele apologizes for not defending her, she says if she tried Russell would have gone full force on her and she would have smacked him 🙄 Jeff says not her but they were being hypocritical in the situation yelling at him...Michele says that Natalie has been the biggest hypocrite...Jeff says now they're down there kicking it with him...Michele says it's been like that the whole time...Jeff says they don't want to get in trouble, don't want to stick their noses in it but he has to stick his nose in...Jordan says "I stuck my nose in"...Jeff says "yes you did Jordan" 😊 Michele says she doesn't trust Kevin, she thinks he might put in a wonky vote to cause commotion in the house...Jeff and Jordan don't think so...Michele says he better not or she'll fu**Ing go on his ass...Jeff laughs and says "f**k yeah"...Jeff looks over at Jordan...Jordan says she knew when Jeff started yelling at Jordan to back off that he was really mad...Jeff says he thought Jordan was going to slap him and do something stupid, she kept going crazy, what was she going to do? make him go over there and carry her away? when Jordan was the one telling him to be quiet... Jordan says it's different, she's a girl and she knows Russell won't hit her...Jeff says that if Jordan hit him then she'd be gone from the house...Jordan says she just bumped him...Jeff says he was worried about Jordan hitting Russell, her just slapping him cuz she was so angry and couldn't control herself...Jordan says "yeah I was, I wanted to"...Jeff says he doesn't care that she said something, it doesn't bother him there was a girl fighting for him, anyone should have stepped in and said something...Jordan says she did...Jeff says he was just saying that...Jordan says "lap dog, lap dog"... Jeff says he had no points...Jordan says she said that Russell has 2 sisters and a mom, she's sure Russell wouldn't appreciate someone saying that to his sisters...Jeff says "you said that to him?"...Jordan says she said it in the DR...Jeff says "that's pretty good"...Jordan says she would say it to him but she's trying to avoid him, Russell kept trying to get her attention outside...Jeff says when he walked back inside Russell was snickering at him but he laughed and walked away, then when he came upstairs to do the blog and he did it again, Jeff slapped his chest and said "get a good look buddy, something to jerk off to in the jury house" 😯 and Russell says Jeff is always thinking about jerking off, he's the homo...Michele giggles... Jordan says looking at his face though, she's sorry but he has evil eyes, he's evil looking...Jeff says "dude, he's a huge loser"...Jeff says he never defends himself, he has no friends, he's a loser...Jordan says the sad thing is that the way he is is why he has no friends...Michele says angry people don't have friends...Jeff says "people who lie about everything don't have friends" 🛎️🛎️🛎️ Jordan says she said he's a liar, he's not trustworthy and he can sit and call her names but she knows she's a better person than him, she has family and good friends she can go home to...Jeff asks if it was in the DR or to his face?...Jordan says she would say it to his face too...Jordan says she wanted to stand up in front of the camera and say "I don't think you can call this fat, you call this thick, guys like things they can grab" ha! Jeff waves his hand as if to say "oh shut up" LOL Jeff says the funny thing is he had 2 days to come up with that material and that's the best he got...Jordan says that Russell is the one that stares at himself in the mirror...Jeff says he said that to him, he said it 800 times in the DR, creepshow stares at everyone...Jordan says that Russell pulled Natalie into the SS room and told her to not trust anything Michele says...Jeff says "oh really?...what a fu**ing rat dude"... Jeff goes off about how he doesn't understand how the others are still talking to him, Russell admitted he would do whatever it takes to get a vote so what do they think he's doing right now...Michele doesn't understand how Natalie can hang out with him when he's campaigning for Natalie to go...Jeff doesn't understand either...Michele says Natalie wants to suck Jessie's dick too... Jordan wonders what the next comp will be like...Michele says she just wants to win and send them all home week by week...Jeff says "let's just move in up here"...Jordan says she knows...they discuss them winning the HOH...Jeff is putting his money on them over K&N, they were champs last time, just go in with the same mentality...they talk about the graduation comp and what really went down...talk goes back to Russell...Jeff says he's so over it, he's going to stay up there all night, he can say whatever he wants, they all have 500,000 reasons not to talk to him...they talk about what Russell's going to do during the live eviction, he's going to come after them...Jeff says he's going to be working on it all night and then he's going to f**k it all up when the time comes and he'll look like an even bigger idiot... Jordan says she hopes Russell badmouths her on live TV so everyone can see it...Jeff says he thinks he's playing the villain role, he's playing the douchebag role (yep!)...Michele says he's a retard misogynist, he can go home!...Jordan says Russell's so mad that he's leaving before Jeff...Jeff says "he's a fu**ing huge dork, I can't stress it no more"...Jordan mocks Russell saying he was going to mop Jeff, she says "I'll mop you if I get there so shut up!" LOL Jeff says he wishes BB told him because of his threats he gets to stay in the hotel for 3 weeks by himself...Jordan wishes they would...Jeff says why would they reward a jag off like that?... Jeff likes thicker girls 5:43pm Jeff, Jordan & Michele are venting about Russell...Jordan says she does remember something Russell told her, but it's all a lie, he said "he likes thicker girls"...Jeff says "dude"...Michele says "he'll tell you anything"...Jeff says "that's cuz I probably said that 🥰 so he put it in his journal of 'how to be like Jeff' and said it"...Jordan goes on to describe what Russell told her his last girlfriend was like... Russell is jealous of Jeff 5:59-6:01pm Jordan tells Jeff, who has just finished taking a shower, to come here, she tells him that Michele said that Russell said it's going to suck if Jeff stays because he's going to get TV time...Michele says no no, Russell was talking about Jeff last night, about how Jeff doesn't even need to win on the show because he's already going to get a TV contract or something (🛎️🛎️🛎️) and none of them are going to get anything from the show (Jordan did too! 😊) ...Jordan says Russell is so jealous of Jeff...Jeff says "he's so jealous for real, I'm telling you"...Michele says yeah...Jordan says Russell gets so mad too and so would Jessie...Michele says why are Kevin and Natalie listening to this, f**k this... Jordan says "when they would say you were hot"...Jeff asks what does that have to do with anything?...Michele says it doesn't, he was just fu**ing talking about you...Jeff says Russell has a hard-on for him...Michele says he totally does. Jordan in the sweetest voice says "he's jealous of Jefffff" :) ...Michele giggles...Jeff is told by BB to put his mic on...Jordan says "I'd be jealous of you too Jeff if I was a guy" 😉 Jeff tells them that BB wants to hear clearly that Russell has a hard-on for him LOL they continue chatting… Where does everyone shop 6:49-6:55pm Jordan, Jeff, Michele and Kevin are in the kitchen...Kevin is playing solitaire at the counter...Michele is cleaning the microwave...Jeff is watching his food simmer while Jordan, who seems to be especially enthralled with Jeff this night, intermittently stares at Jeff between zoning out... They are quiet...Jordan, out of the blue, asks Jeff "what's your favorite clothing store when you shop?"...Jeff says "for what?"...Jordan says when Jeff normally goes shopping, where does he normally go?...Jeff says for jeans he goes to Buckle...Jordan says "Buckle? I've never heard of it"...Jeff says they have awesome jeans, he likes Urban Outfitters, they're good...Jordan likes that and says she always gets her jeans from Lucky jeans cuz they fit her longer...Jeff says Urban Outfitters, he likes that style, you know?...Jeff says Buckle is kinda like UO, he just wears underwear shirts, his style is pretty simple...Jordan says she likes Forever 21 too...Michele says that store rocks...Jeff says "it's cheap right?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's and says she likes Wet Seal, it's good, she likes shorts from American Eagle, she likes Old Navy for tops but she can't wear their pants. Michele says she hated on Old Navy for the longest time but now she gets clothes from them...Jordan says she likes Target too...Jeff likes Target and Old Navy has deals for t-shirts and shorts...Jordan says she bought 10 pairs of those shorts she wears before she came there, 10 tank tops too...Kevin says before they came there, Old Navy had a sale on men's clothes 50% off...Jeff knows that sale LOL he got his grey hoody from there and all his plain t-shirts he wears here, it was awesome...Kevin likes H&M, Urban... Jordan says she's never heard of H&M...Jeff says they're like Forever 21, it's cheap but they're getting more expensive, their stuff doesn't fit him well, it's too small for him...Jordan loves the Forever 21 in LA, it's way better than the one at home. Jordan says she likes Guess, Jeff and Kevin used to love it too...Jordan doesn't like paying 70 dollars for...she gets her Lucky jeans there because she needs them longer, if it's a 4Regular (with other brands) they're always highwaters so she gets long ones from Lucky...Kevin likes Hollister button up shirts...Jordan says she hasn't worn that in forever, since high school, she couldn't wear their jeans, they were too tight. They continue talking about shopping, sales and outlet malls... Jordan watches Jeff cut his hair 7:17-734pm Jeff cuts his hair, Jordan watches...fascinating! Not really but Jeff is shirtless 😛 Jordan is in a sad mood 7:43-7:47pm Jeff comes upstairs to join Jordan in the HOH...Jordan is laying in bed...Jeff enters and says "Johrrdan", he asks Jordan how his hair looks?...Jordan says "perfecto"...Jeff says it's not bad...Jordan says it's not bad...Jeff says it'll do...Jordan smiles at Jeff... Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "nothing"...Jeff says "what are you giggling at?"...Jeff grabs a cookie from the table and asks Jordan if she wants some of this soft cookie?...Jordan says no...Jeff says mmm, hmm...Jordan says she doesn't want any, she's fine. Jeff sits on the bed and says "mmm, it's so good"...Jeff offers her cookie again...Jordan says "I'm good thank you"...Jeff says "a little piece?"...Jordan says "no, I'm fine"...Jeff says "why not?"...Jordan says she just brushed her teeth...Jeff loves the cookie, lol, he says "it's good"...Jordan smiles and says "I know it's good" Jeff says "that pasta was good huh?"...Jordan says "yeah that was really good Jeff"...Jeff says "thank you Jordan"...Jordan says "I liked it"...Jeff says "so what's up? you wanna spit out what's on your mind or what?"...Jordan says no, she's just having a bad day...Jeff says he knows...Jordan says "I'm having a really bad day" 😢 ...Jeff says "tomorrow is a new day"...Jordan knows...Jeff says "that cookie was the best, damn"... Jordan says that this bed is 10 times comfier than the one downstairs...Jeff who can't let go that Jordan didn't sleep up there the previous night says "why'd you sleep there?"...Jeff quickly looks at Jordan and points at her knowingly...Jordan holds Jeff's finger and says "cuz I was mad and I was going to give you space"...Jeff jokingly says "have fun sleeping down there tonight" 😅 Jordan asks if she's seeing things or did she see someone on the spy screen? she realizes it's Natalie and they quickly let go of each other...Jeff says if Jordan wants they can play blackjack and he'll be the dealer...they tell Natalie to come in...Natalie enters...Jeff asks Jordan "want to?"...Natalie sits in the round chair and they discuss if they should play blackjack...Natalie asks if Jordan knows how?...Jordan says no...Jeff says he was going to teach her, Jordan's in a sad mood...Natalie asks why?...Jordan says she's in a blah mood, they can play blackjack...Jeff says she doesn't need to know the pictures...Jordan really doesn't want to play...they start chatting about what they've been doing... Pow wow in the HOH w/o Russell 8:16-9:38pm Natalie joins Jeff & Jordan in the HOH room, then Kevin comes up, then Michele comes up...random chit chat between all of them... Natalie starts eating Jeff's cheese & crackers...Jeff says he loves cheese...Jordan says her mom always makes cheese & crackers or chips & salsa for starters before dinner....Jeff likes veggie cream cheese on his bagels especially everything bagels...Jeff says he goes to Dunkin Donuts, it's faster and cheaper...Jeff says his fave cheese is Asiago. Jeff does a card trick with his mouth and Jordan attempts it...she succeeds and looks darn cute doing it LOL Jordan says the pasta Jeff made was soooo good 😊 Michele asks about beef jerky, they explain what it tastes like...Jeff says he always gets a bag of nuts, beef jerky and a bottle of water to take on the plane...they talk about 911 and how the regulations changed regarding liquids...Jeff says the people at the airport probably keep all the left over stuff...Jordan talks about the salon and their return policy regarding products. Jeff is called to the DR While he's gone, they talk about mattresses, taxes and income...Jordan says that her mom told her that the one thing you don't mess around with is the IRS...Jordan talks about the diet pills she took...Kevin talks about a diet pill he took...Jordan says it was like she was on speed, her sister lost a lot of weight when she took those...Michele talks about Adderall and how it permanently affects your brain. Jordan says she thinks she is ADD sometimes, with school that is, she doesn't concentrate, she loses focus...Jordan says she will be listening to the teacher, zone out, think about something else, by the time she focuses back on the teacher, she is so lost, she does it all the time... Jordan talks about one of her classes was 2 hours long and she would be looking around her, trying to talk to someone, she would get bored, that is why she hates school, she says maybe it is something she is not interested in...they talk more about school, the differences between community college and university. Jeff returns 20 mins later. Jordan starts talking about these 2 guys she hung out with in college, they looked like pimped out dorks LOL they happened to have gone to middle school with her and she felt bad she made fun of them...Jordan talks about Malibu's Most Wanted, the movie with Jamie Kennedy, Michele & Kevin don't know but of course Jeff knows it 😉 Jordan does a little rap from the movie, it's cute! :) Jordan quotes a line from the movie too, so cute! Jeff says he likes that guy, his show was the best...Jordan liked him on Scream and she talks a bit about that...Jordan liked Scary movie too, she re-enacts a scene from it, she laughs about a guy having sex, him coming and shooting the girl onto the ceiling...Jeff says that is how he is going to explode (after this) 😂 Jeff wants tomorrow to be over with, he says he left Russell a mean message...they talk game for quite awhile...Jeff tells Kevin & Natalie about the ridiculous question Michele asked him, asking him who he would use the veto on, her or Jordan...Jeff can't believe she asked that and can't believe she doesn't know the answer, he says as if he would take her off, the person that has been so honest and loyal to him. /sarcasm Kevin & Jeff laugh over how they both have said they can't read Michele, she is a question mark to both of them...Natalie says she just doesn't like the bitch LOL Natalie goes off on a mini rant about why and how she can't stand Michele...Jeff asks Jordan if it looks like he has a chunk missing out of his hair?...Jordan says no...Jeff says "should I bring back that haircut?" (the bowl one in his childhood pic, lol) They talk more game and talk about Michele, Jordan goes to the DR. They continue to talk about Michele and her night terrors and moans...Jeff imitates Michele and the weird stuff she does when she sleeps...they continue to talk game, Michele and Russell...they imagine what Russell's speech is going to be like. (ironically Russell's speech was completely harmless) Jordan returns 20 mins later. They keep talking about how Russell's speech is going to be and how Jeff is going to react...Jordan says Jeff can talk to Julie first about it and diffuse the situation...they recall the two Jeff/Russell fights...Kevin & Jeff tell Jordan to not say anything when Russell makes digs at her...Jeff says BB must be editing him as the biggest douche on TV. Jordan asks Kevin if he thinks she is dumb?...Kevin says she is smarter than she lets on...Jeff agrees...Jordan says thanks...Jeff says that wasn't a compliment LOL Jeff tells Kevin that is what he was saying earlier, she knows better...Jordan says to not bring up the card game...Kevin says they are hilarious when they fight Kevin gets called to the DR. An emotional day - Pt 1 9:38-9:52pm Kevin goes to the DR...Jordan tells Jeff she doesn't want Michele up there...Jeff says they (K&N) were just killing Michele. Jeff says he is doing what everyone else does, he feels like such a dork sitting up there bashing everybody, like he is so much better than everybody...Jeff says he hates that, he hates the person he's becoming in there...he grabs Jordan's chin and says "just gotta hang in there a little bit longer..." Jordan says 3 weeks. Jeff looks at Jordan...Jordan says what?...Jeff?...Jeff says nuthin, why?...Jordan says nuthin...Jeff pinches Jordan's nose, he looks at her and says "you had an emotional day"...Jordan says she did and she still feels like crying...Jeff says "we gonna make out later?" 😉 Jordan says "maybe"...Jeff says "yeah?"...Jordan says "maybe" Jeff looks at the spy screen and says let's watch the party...he laughs at how everyone talks shit and then they're all friends with each other...Jordan honestly doesn't know who she trusts...she kind of hopes Michele wins HOH... At this point the realization of what Natalie said up there hits Jordan...that Natalie admitted she is going to put up her and Michele if she wins HOH next and it is stressing her out...she had thought that Kevin or Natalie would put up the other if they won...AS IF! Jordan says she thought that both her and Jeff wouldn't go up on the block...Jeff says Kevin said that but not Natalie...Jeff explains how they can work it out after...Jeff says this coming week is so big...they go over scenarios...Jeff says try to win, they want things in their own hands...Jordan sees Michele coming up and says God! I feel like I can't talk... Jeff engages Michele in conversation but Jordan doesn't say a word, she is quiet and pensive. She looks stressed...Jeff gives Michele shit about her and Russell...Michele blatantly lies and says she would have backdoored Russell if she won veto...Michele gets teary eyed and says Jeff is mad...she lays at the foot of the bed...Jeff says he isn't...they argue back and forth about Russell...Jeff doesn't know why she gives him the time of day...Jordan is still quiet and is biting her nails... Jeff gets called to the DR...Jordan announces she feels sick to her stomach... An emotional day - Pt 2 10-10:25pm Jeff has gone to the DR and has left Michele and Jordan alone up in the HOH...Jordan is still emotional...Michele tries to make small talk with her but it's awkward as usual... Picking up their convo just after 10pm...they are talking game but Jordan isn't really offering up much...Jordan tells Michele sorry that she isn't talking much but she's just ewwww...they get quiet again while they both watch the spyscreen...Michele tries to engage Jordan but Jordan doesn't talk...finally BB takes mercy on Jordan and Michele is called to the DR. As soon as she leaves Jordan's eyes start welling up again, she rubs them, she bites her nails, she is trying to hold it together but the day has taken it's toll on her... Shortly after 10pm Jeff comes up eating mint ice cream with warm cookies (yum!) and offers some to Jordan...she nods no, he says "come here, try it, it's ice cream with cookie dough"...she says she doesn't want it but he insists and spoon feeds her. Cute! 🥰 Jordan says ew, it's mint...but the cookie is good, she's not a fan of mint. Jordan looks at Jeff but Jeff keeps eating and revisits the solitaire game he was playing, he doesn't notice at first that Jordan is getting teary eyed and is sad...he turns back to look at Jordan and sees her watery eyes, he says "whoa, what's up?"...Jordan says "I'm ewww"...Jeff says "about what? what's wrong?"...Jordan says "I don't know"...Jeff tsks, then says "uhhhhh", puts down his bowl, takes a sip of water and lays on his tummy to face Jordan and hold her arm. Jeff says "about what though?"...Jordan says "everything, I'm just mad"...Jeff smiles at her and says "but what's on your mind the most?"...Jordan says it's everything, she's stressed out...Jeff tells her to relax, they're ok...Jordan complains about Michele, she doesn't even want her up there, she is stressing her out too...Jeff asks her if she said something?...Jordan says that she told Michele that Natalie is going to nominate Michele & Jordan and what if she is planning on backdooring Jeff?...Jordan groans... Jordan wonders if that is Michele's plan, she is overthinking...Jordan says she doesn't know who to believe...Jordan then she sees Michele coming up on the spyscreen, she just wants her to go away, she covers her eyes with her arms...Jeff tells her to go take a bath or something...Michele walks in (without knocking GRRR)... Michele fake yawns as soon as she walks in ( I can't take that fake yawn anymore!! sooo sick of hearing it while doing this calendar 🤯) She notices Jordan is stressed and it makes her nervous...Jeff doesn't say much to her either but she doesn't get the loud and clear hint to get the hell out of there... Ed - check out the panty shot Michele almost gives Jeff (the chair blocked it) by putting her legs up on the round chair while wearing that ridiculously short mini...have some class!! This won't be the last time she does this in front of Jeff. More fake yawning...Jeff keeps playing cards...Jordan keeps quiet. Michele asks if there is any wine tonight...Jeff says he doesn't know, everyone is a little on edge...he wants to enjoy it...maybe tomorrow night would be better. Jordan asks if Jeff has his lighter to light a candle?...Jeff says he doesn't think they would let them do that but he asks if she wants to take a candlelight bath?...Jordan says she does it at home...Jeff asks if it relaxes her?...Jordan says yes...Jeff says he thinks she needs it...Jeff tells her to go relax and stop thinking about this bullshit for awhile. Jeff asks if every BB is like this with people getting all childlike when they are leaving...Michele says probably, Jordan says she doubts it. (shows you the difference in attitude between both of them) Jordan goes to draw a bath...Jeff says that's not him that is for sure...Jeff says he doesn't want to lose his character just for this game. Jeff tells Michele that Jordan is so fu**ing stressed out, all because of that fu**ing asshole...Michele promises he is leaving tomorrow...Jeff says hmmm...Jordan continues taking her bath while Michele does her awkward giggling, flirty talking to Jeff about how he has been the strongest player there. The feeds cut off Michele & Jeff and focus on Jordan and her bath… An emotional day ends - Classic J&J banter 10:45-11pm Jeff & Michele have been talking about the crazy house, Russell...Jeff feels bad for Jordan and hopes Russell doesn't say anything to her tomorrow, says he can take it...he says again that he doesn't like the person he's becoming in the house... Jordan comes out of the bathroom from taking a bath and Jeff asks her if she's feeling a little better?...Jordan says a little...Jeff says that is better than before right?...Jeff asks Jordan if she wants to rub his feet?...she says no...he says what?...she says no...Jeff says don't you care how I feel?...Jordan says she rubbed his back the other night for a long time...Jeff says he rubbed her arm...Jordan says not for a long time... Jeff says "do you want me to rub your butt?"...Jordan says sure...Jeff smiles and says "f**k yeah"...they flirt some more and then Jordan goes back in the bathroom...Michele & Jeff chit chat a bit more and then Jordan comes back out...Jeff asks Jordan to throw Jeff his chapstick, throw it at his balls...she does. 😋 Jordan asks what time it is?...Jeff says she just wants to go to bed and get it over with...Jordan says she is bored...Jeff asks her if she wants pizza?...she gives him a look...Jeff smacks his hand down on the bed and says "listen! you can eat whatever you want!"...Jordan says she doesn't want any...Jeff says he knows why she doesn't want any, she's making him sick now, she's eating pizza...Jordan smiles at him, Jeff says "you look awesome Jordan" (awww) and Jordan says "thanks Jeff" ☺️ Jeff says "do you want to eat some pizza now?"...Jordan says she thought Jeff was gonna say you wanna make out...Jeff says "you wanna make out?"...Jordan says not while Michele is there, she gets in bed with Jeff. Jeff says "how about if you make a pizza on my chest and eat it?" Jordan says "how about we pour wine on my chest and you lick it?" Jeff laughs and says anything with alcohol and he's in...Jordan holds her arm out and signals for Jeff to rub but he playfully nods no...he starts rubbing after about 30 seconds LOL but Jordan tells him it's too hard, he adjusts and keeps going... They start talking about Michele's allergy and Pulp Fiction...Jordan talks about the movie Kiss the Girls...she tries to remember an actor's name...Jeff says Vit Tan Don? LOL Jeff says he wears the same sweatpants every night...Jordan says she is taking over his pants...Jeff says she ruined them...Jordan denies it but says she can have them then...Jeff says she can buy them and send the check to his brother...Jeff says they are originals...Jordan says she gets his Aurora hat too? he says he has to go to the bookstore and buy that stuff, it's expensive...Jordan wants his UCLA hat then...Jeff says no way...Jordan says she has her bright pink undies for him...Jeff wants her mouthguard...Jeff wants her Mardi Gras shirt...Jordan says he'll burn it or give it to someone else...Jeff says yeah right...Jordan says that shirt is memories... Jeff says she makes fun of all his shit, he can't throw one stone?...Jordan says she doesn't say things in a mean way, it's not stones, it's in a kidding around way, in a funny, flirty way not a bad way...Jeff says so he can wear all the things she hates to live show?...Jordan says no Jeff, well yeah...Jeff asks why she always says his name...Jordan says she just always says it...Jeff says ok, Jordan, I believe you Jordan, are you hungry Jordan?.... Jordan says he's being mean to her now...Michele says they are always this way, she sees no changes...Jordan says she wants nice Jeff...Michele asks how is he not nice?...Jordan says he throws more stones at her...Jeff says she is getting very testy, so is he, so is everyone...Jeff tells Michele to say Jordan's hair looks like shit, that will get her going LOL Jeff says "Jordan, when was the last time you washed your hair and it's balding over here" Jordan's mouth is agape, she says "are you for real?" Jeff says "no! I'm not for real...you tell me that every day...how's my hair look? I'm losing it over here...every single day" Jordan says "Jeff!"...Jeff starts laughing and Jordan tells Jeff that when she says his name, he knows what she means...Jeff sings "say my name, say my name..." Jeff says...we might spend the night together 11:02-11:07pm Jeff talks about not ever having to spend another night with Russell again...Jordan asks what about her & Michele?...Jeff says they will hang in Vegas...and you never know...he looks over at Jordan and says..."we might spend the night together...purrrrr"...big smile from Jeff and a pinch on the cheek for Jordan...Jordan smiles and giggles...Jeff says what?...Jordan says "I was just picturing that" Michele says if Jordan was a lesbian she would totally hook up with her because she's hot. Jeff says "f**k yeah...take your pants off"...Jeff says it's like Princess Jasmine...oops he meant to say take your clothes off, it was a freudian slip LOL Jordan says she is serious, if they do all go to Vegas...Jeff says "get naked?"...Jordan says "yeah...I will"...Jeff says "for real?"...Jordan says "Jeff, we'll talk about that later"...Jordan continues saying that she hopes they hang out only with Casey, Laura & Braden and the others can hang out. Jeff says Russell will come wearing a velvet shirt and pretend to sign autographs...Jeff says he hates that guy...Jordan says Russell is jealous of Jeff, he gets so mad because all the girls think Jeff is so hot...Jordan says she is about to say something but doesn't and Jeff says not to say it LOL Jeff leaves to go eat something... Jenny & Forrest/Peas & Carrots 11:32-11:34pm Jeff comes upstairs to the HOH with food (again)...he sits on the bed to eat it...he tells Jordan, who has been in the bathroom, "what's up with Fattie McFatterson?", he's a fatty tonight...Jordan tells Jeff he's not fat, eat it...Jordan sits on the bed next to Jeff, she's getting ready to eat strawberries and Cool Whip...Jordan says Jeff's food looks good...Jeff asks if she wants one of them?...Jordan says "no thanks". Jordan is about to tell Jeff what she said in the DR but notices the Cool Whip is frozen, she gets distracted...Jeff asks her about what?...Jordan says "about how I compared me and you"...Jeff whispers that he thinks Michele is coming up 🥴...Jeff now asks about the Cool Whip but then says "compared me and you to what?"... Jordan giggles saying "I said Forrest Gump" 😊...Jeff says "what do you mean?" (meanwhile Michele has once again rudely come in without knocking GRR)...Jordan says "Jenny & Forrest...you know how he says we're like two peas and carrots or something"...(I see it! ) Jordan laughs...Jeff says "did you say that?"...Jordan lies and says "no" LOL Michele then hones in on the strawberries and takes some without asking but asks if the Cool Whip is frozen ...they continue talking about eating late...

August 25 BY Chat - Pop culture, reality shows and characters 12-12:18am Kevin, Natalie, Jordan and Michele continue sitting by the hot tub while the tension is thick over at the couch area where Russell and Jeff are...Russell is still playing solitaire and Jeff is just listening to the hot tub talk and participating every so often... Jordan talks about a hot guy on the show they are talking about...Jeff can't remember the name of the show, he then mentions the show the two Corey's, of course Jordan knows it 😉 Jeff says one of them is still on drugs. Natalie asks if they watched the Ray-J show?...Jordan and Natalie think he's cute, Kevin doesn't, they talk about the girls on the show...Kevin thinks Ray-J looks ashy and busted...Jeff giggles and says "ashy" LOL Jordan then says Reggie Bush is HOT...Jeff says he plays for the Saints and was from USC...some confusion over that...this brings up talk of Kim Kardashian...Kevin says she has a body...Jordan says she's gorgeous...Natalie says she's not all that pretty, she is Jessie's dream girl...Russell says it depends what you like, if you like exotic, that's her... Natalie says someone that is drop dead gorgeous bombshell is Jessica Simpson...Jordan says definitely...they wonder what happened to her sister...Natalie says Beyonce, Halle Berry...Jordan says Halle Berry is pretty...Kevin thinks Beyonce will be known forever...Jordan says she likes Jennifer Hudson, she liked her in Dream Girls...Natalie says she's engaged and pregnant with that Punk from I Love New York...Jeff says yeah...Jordan can't believe it...they talk about how he's getting involved in wrestling and Jessie knows him. They start talking about American Idol...Jordan says she watches it in the beginning when everyone is trying out...Jeff says "me too, that's when I watch it" 😉...they talk about the auditions and how people have to know they can't sing...they talk about William Hung the She Bang guy...they talk about how families encourage the awful singers...Jordan talks about a specific woman who threw a big fit. Jeff demonstrates how they sing holding their ear like it's a singing technique when it's actually something real singers do to keep their earpiece in so they can hear their music Jordan says her and her sister crack up...they keep talking about American Idol winners and losers...Kevin says what about Carrie Underwood...Jeff says she's huge...Jordan says Fantasia lives in Charlotte and her house went into foreclosure...they say Simon bailed her out...Jeff says he's so rich...Jordan asks who he is?...they tell her he's the creator, owner of the show...Jordan says she likes Kellie Pickler, she is an hour from her town is...Natalie says she's pretty good...they mention Jordin Sparks which sparks (pardon the pun ) Chris Brown talk...they talk about him and Rihanna quite a bit. Natalie says it would be nice if BB gave them a TV just for a day...Jordan says they could watch reality shows and catch up...Jeff giggles...Jordan says she would even watch BB episodes...they says that's not going to happen...Kevin says season 1 was so different, the house was one storey and it was a bit ghetto...Jeff giggles...they keep talking about BB...Natalie wonders if there will be another luxury comp...Jeff hopes so...they think that it's too late to take someone away from the house and they just did that (last season)...Jordan blurts out "I think it's different with this cast because nobody likes each other" Russell's face on Cam 4 is hilarious! Awkward SILENCE and yawns LOL 🥱🤣 Jeff leaves!!! haha The HG's continue talking… Jordan calms Jeff down, he needs it Pt1 12:57-1:51am Jeff is up in the HOH playing solitaire listening to music...Jordan comes up after being outside with the others for awhile...Jordan & Jeff greet each other with "what's up?"...Jeff says he just won solitaire...Jordan says she needs to shower...Jordan says she's been sitting outside...Jeff says he had enough of being outside, he was getting tired and wanted to come inside to chill... Jordan says Russell was making her so mad because she was talking and could see him from where she was, he was smirking at everything she said...Jordan grrr's and says she really wants to punch him...Jeff giggles...Jordan doesn't like him at all, she calls him a pansy and a douche and says he gets on her nerves...Jeff says he's a fu**ing dork...Jordan says she can't be around him...Jeff says he's a fu**ing huge dork...Jordan says Russell can't stand the fact Jeff beat him. They talk some game 🤯 Jeff asks Jordan if Michele was crying?...Jordan says yep...Jeff says "what a yo-yo" Jordan tells Jeff that Michele came inside in a snit because Kevin and Natalie asked if they would just let them have HOH next week...Jeff said he was laughing (inside) when Natalie kept talking about next week under the assumption that she would still be there. Jordan says she would seriously hit Russell even if it meant getting evicted, she swears she would do it...Jeff says oh, shut up, he doesn't think it will flip and they're not gone so it doesn't matter...they go over the numbers of cylinders but Michele comes up looking for tweezers so they get quiet...Michele goes in the bathroom with the tweezers...Jordan says she's just eww...Jeff whispers for Jordan to watch what she says...Jordan decides to take a bath @1:04am...she talks to Michele while doing so. Jordan finishes her bath and Michele finally leaves @ 1:28am...as soon as she leaves Jeff stares at Jordan...Jordan asks "what?"...Jeff says he doesn't know...Jordan says "about her?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan tells Jeff that Michele swore to her that she wouldn't keep Russell here...Jeff says Russell's going to try and get in Michele's head...Jeff talks about something Kevin said that didn't sit well with him and then Jeff & Jordan talk more game, going around the horn for awhile. Jeff says Russell is such a fu**ing loser, what a baby...Jordan says for Jeff not to let Russell get to him where he would hit him and get himself evicted...Jeff says he knows, what a fu**ing huge dork, he just can't get over it (Russell blowing up)...Jeff says now that he is at it, Michele is a dork too and she makes him sick, she's not on their side, she is going to put them up, he doesn't trust her, he can't believe that Michele actually believed the family threat, oh get the f**k out of here, like he's going to kill their families! He hopes Kevin wins and they get her out, he'll vote straight to evict her. Jordan says she doesn't want to jinx things but she envisions Jeff especially in the final 2 and she can't wait until the others have to ask him questions, they will be bitter...Jeff says they will spite him in the vote unless they have time to cool off...Jeff says it will be a Jeff bash in the jury house...Jordan says they will get over it...feeds cut out...Jeff says Michele's move is playing both sides, it's been that way the whole game...they talk more game and scenarios regarding HOH/POV (I get a headache listening to them, lol) Jeff says he doesn't like Michele at all...Jordan says she does that fake yawn every 5 minutes...Jordan says she is trying to keep on Michele's good side...Jeff says she is fake, she is phony baloney, she frustrates him...Jordan finishes up brushing her teeth. Michele tirade #1 Jeff goes on a tirade about Michele ...he says she is smelly and she should absolutely not nap up there anymore, he wants to tell her off, he would be like honestly Michele, vote the way you want and I'm done with you...he's done trying to tip toe around her, he's done with her making those fu**ing squeaky noises around him, he's done with all her lies, get the f**k away from him, go roll by yourself, he'll take his chances...Jeff hates she is playing sides...Russell just called her a crazy bitch a week and a half ago and now she's crying because he got put up?...Jordan says she feels she doesn't have a chance...Jeff says good, she doesn't, she doesn't have him anymore...Jeff says she makes him sick, he doesn't understand this house. Jordan calms Jeff down - he needs it Pt2 1:51-2:04am Jeff has just finished telling Jordan that he doesn't understand this house...Jordan says "what? people?"...Jordan tells Jeff that she was going to tell him earlier that she bets people are going to think they're in love or something because she always says good things about him in the twitter, the blogs, DR and people probably think OMG! she always says good things about him, which she can't say one bad thing about him because he hasn't done anything, now, if he screws her over then...Jeff gives her a look and Jordan says "I'm just kidding Jeff, you're not in the mood to joke around are you?"...Jeff says not at all, he's just stressed out...Jordan asks if Jeff is worried about the votes? Jeff says he's a little bit worried...Jordan says they would be dumb to keep Russell...Jeff says all he does is fill their heads...Jeff says Russell is dragging him through the mud because he would rather anyone but him won, he wants to spite him because he beat him, that's it, it's the only reason, it fu**ing drives him crazy!...Jeff says he got beat by someone better than him....Jordan says it makes her mad that Michele knew he was going to do it (blow up) and she didn't say anything...Jeff says he knows and she still won't (say anything)...Jordan says just play along with it. Michele tirade #2 Jeff raises his voice and says "I'm fu**ing sick of playing along with it, I'm sick of you dragging your feet with your fu**ing shoes, coming in here (insert squeaking noises lol) "hi, morning"...STFU!🤬(referring to Michele) do you have a personality? do you have a human inside yourself? (imitatiing Michele) I don't remember...so frustrating putting on this act for someone who I know you're lying to me, don't even come up here and lie to me, just stay the f**k away from me and lie to someone else" he continues "you gotta smooth everything over with everybody all the time because one jerk off keeps running around, running his mouth because he can't take it that he's losing, did you say this? he's probably saying stories that probably never even happened and we have to back it up" The whole time Jordan lets him rant, she finally speaks and tries to give Jeff some reassurance that his move is a good one...it doesn't work ...Jeff is still pissed, he rants about Michele again and says he doesn't trust Kevin even though he gave him his word...Jordan says Russell has to be a pathological liar because people believe his stories...Jeff says he didn't (believe them)...Jordan says because Jeff is smart...Jeff says not that smart, not smart enough to make people fu**ing cry when they're up on the block, everyone has a tear to shed. Michele tirade #3 Jeff can't get over how he couldn't get to the bottom of the LML...mimicking Michele "no, he's lying...I don't remember...dude, get the f**k away from me, I can't take it no more with her awkward little pauses and dragging and hum...ugh"...Jordan says bite your tongue for right now...Jeff says "her pinky toe!...I hate it, it's all like wrapped around, like her nail's on the bottom...like what is that thing?" ...Jeff says he's getting really frustrated obviously...Jordan says she can tell. Jordan says she's like her tonight, she didn't wash her hair and doesn't feel like doing it, she says she's going downstairs real quick...she sees Michele's blanket under the covers and Jeff tells her to take that fu**ing smelly thing and get it the f**k out of there LOL Jordan heads out but comes right back....Jeff goes to take a shower and she goes down again and keeps herself busy putting away dishes. Jordan calms Jeff down - he needs it Pt3 2:13-2:32am Jordan waits in bed for Jeff to finish up his post shower grooming...Jeff turns off the lights and comes to bed...Jeff asks what time is it?..Jordan says 2...Jeff says tomorrow he needs to sleep and work out no matter what, that is probably part of the reason he feels so shitty, he says he's getting shitty on himself, he doesn't like what he's becoming, he's not working out, he's smoking, he's getting lazy, he's losing his edge...Jordan says it's stress, don't let people in this house get to you...Jordan says he's a better person, a way better person. Jeff goes off again saying that he has to justify what he's doing in there for other people, how about he gets some thanks for getting Russell out of there, for getting Jessie out of there? he does all the dirty work and if he doesn't benefit from it he's going to get so fu**ing pissed off that someone else walked in there and won, if he doesn't win he will be so pissed...Jordan tries to pep talk him...Jeff says he is just getting shitty on himself...Jeff wants people to just say to Russell you're a douchebag instead of placating him, tell him his attitude sucks and change it...Jordan grabs Jeff's arm to rub/scratch it, she says she thinks people know that. Jordan tells Jeff to just act the same way as before, just control himself, be nice to Michele even though he probably wants to choke her, just listen to her BS like you believe her lies and then see what happens next week, either way she's fine. Oh geez, Jeff goes off yet again ...Jeff says that part of the reason is that he wants to fu**ing bust the mofo's face wide open, nobody ever talks to him like that, if that was in the real world that would never happen...Jeff brings up the mopping the floor with your face comment and says who the f**k does he think he is, like he is scared of him! that is what is getting to him too, he really thinks he is tough, he is saying it on TV when he can't do anything about it... Jordan says Jeff looks like the better person...Jeff sarcastically says that's great...Jordan says he looks like the better person and Russell looks like the asshole...Jeff says not if Russell's going in the DR saying he threatened his family and now Michele believes it too...Jordan says everybody knows he's a liar...Jeff says oh, yeah and Michele is crying about it and telling others about it (the family threat)...Jordan says "it's Michele, it's Michele...seriously"...Jordan says it will be shown you said that in a joking manner. Jordan is such a calming influence here Jordan says people are rooting for Jeff because he got the mystery power, Russell didn't, he's portrayed as the biggest asshole on the show, he started the Technotronics fight, he got in Chima's face, etc. people have lost respect for him too about that, going after Ronnie, coming after Jeff, everyone's calling him short tempered, him calling her a lapdog...Jordan says he's mad because you got to him before he could, Jeff should know that if it was reversed he wouldn't do that because he has more class, he's a better person than him, 10X better, he's just young and stupid, he thinks if he talks junk maybe Jeff will hit him or get himself evicted, he is all talk, all talk. Jeff says he knows this...Jordan says let it go in one ear and out the other...Jordan says she was complaining too about him smirking at her thinking she's dumb but look who is leaving, Jeff has made good moves, yes, the jury house will be bashing but Jeff has played a good game, doing what he's supposed to do, probably in the end he will be rewarded, Russell will cool off and people will realize Jeff has made the best moves in the game so far. Jeff says he's not worried about the jury house, they can do what they want...Jeff says he has to stop with the pity party because of a douchebag that thinks he's tough, he would crack his fu**ing skull in half out of here, he gets to run his mouth in here, he has to be the bigger person, he'd rather be the smaller person so he could fu**ing bash his face right the f**k in...Jordan says Jeff had to know it would be this way because Russell would be mad...Jeff says he's a fu**ing douchebag, people are scared of this fu**ing kid, he's a fu**ng loser...Jordan says that last night Russell was convinced Jeff wouldn't put him up as the replacement but today she could tell he was nervous. Jordan tries again to calm Jeff down, she continues rubbing his arm...Jordan says let him say whatever, stay up in the HOH and avoid him. (Everything Jeff just said over the last 20 mins...yeah he repeats it! I'm getting tired to type it all again, lol) Jordan says well, suck up his pride...Jordan says he did good today, acted like nothing, he didn't talk back to him or act rude, he doesn't look stupid...Jordan says she thinks America would love to see Russell gone...Jeff says Michele makes him sick and brings up the Michele/Russell thing AGAIN 😫 He can't understand how she can be on his side after what he did...feeds cut out... Jordan says Jeff needs to keep his cool and keep the same mentality until he's gone...Jeff says this place is wearing on him...Jordan says she can tell he's more irritable because of the stress but to stay focused, don't let others put him in a certain mood, play like before, it got him this far, he's smart and knows what he is doing...Jordan tells him to not get down...Jeff says he's not down, he's being a little bitch LOL ...Jordan says "me and you are still both here" :) ...they need to take one day at a time, stay focused, they're on track. Jordan starts to quiz Jeff but he doesn't want to play...Jordan asks if he wants her to go sleep downstairs?...Jeff says no, absolutely not :) Jordan asks if he's sure?...Jeff says yeah, he's positive... Jordan calms Jeff down - he needs it Pt4 2:32-2:59am Jordan continues rubbing Jeff's hand and arm...Jeff says he needs to sleep too, he's not really tired but he didn't get a lot of sleep last night because they woke them up early and he didn't nap during the day...Jordan says maybe that's what's wrong...Jeff says that's part of it he guesses...they talk about the fridge smelling like fish. Jordan gets up to put a tampon in and asks Jeff what day it is?...Monday?...Jeff mmm, hmm's and Jordan asks "when did I start?"...Jeff the smartass says "last month...you've been on your period for like 2 weeks" Jordan leaves the HOH, asks Jeff if he wants something?...Jeff says no, thank you and she leaves...Jeff then gets up, goes outside on the balcony and asks Jordan if there are Tums in the bathroom?...she finds them and brings them up...Jeff says he's making himself sick, he takes a few and lays down and covers himself with the duvet cover and prays... Jordan comes back to bed...super cute moment when she fixes all the covers and places the grey velvety type blanket over Jeff to keep him warm They stay quiet, Jeff moves and Jordan asks him if he's done?...he mmm, hmm's and Jordan tells him she put the blanket over him...Jeff asks her what she has (drink) and Jordan says water with lemon, she says she has been doing better, she ate oatmeal today, a hamburger and a salad...Jeff says a turkey burger...Jordan says she walked, it wasn't a hardcore workout but it's something...Jeff says she did good...she says good job...Jeff says "good job, Jordan" Jeff has calmed down...Jordan smiles and says thanks ☺️ Jordan says they were counting in the GR, they're doing good, they go over how many pillows there are, canisters, cylinders, bottles, etc. Jordan asks if he wants her to rub his arm?...Jeff places it in position...Jordan says he better take advantage of this...Jeff says "thanks Jordo"...Jordan starts talking game again...Jeff doesn't say anything but closes his eyes and puts his fingers to his temple...Jordan says tomorrow is going to be a good day, they can sleep in, no comps, they can lay out in the pool, but just don't let Russell running his mouth make him do something stupid, he doesn't want to jinx himself, he's come all this way and that might be Russell's strategy, he might be doing all this to make Jeff mad and do something stupid, remember that...Jeff says she is right :) ... Jordan says then Jeff is letting him win...Jeff says she's right for real...Jordan says that was another reason she came down there because she was worried Jeff might do something, Natalie had called her down there, she's sorry, she had to put her two cents in... Jeff says he doesn't care because he wasn't getting anywhere with Russell, if he was talking to him like a man, he would have told Jordan to leave it alone but he was talking gibberish, not gibberish but he was making no sense, he was barking like a little chihuahua...buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh I'm gonna mop the floor with you buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh...he would ask him a question, Russell would answer with something totally random, so whatever. Jordan reiterates what she said before, she says to just walk away, walk away if he says something stupid...Jordan says she will be mad if he hits him because that would mean Jeff would leave...Jordan insists that Jeff doesn't look like a bad person, for him not to worry about that either. Jeff mutters under his breath..."he's such a fu**ing loser"...Jordan tells Jeff to remember he's the better person...Jeff says his points are ridiculous...Jordan says he makes no sense, he's a liar...Jeff says he killed him, he told him he has no friends, there's a reason why, he told him he's a loser, a liar and he has no friends and Russell came back with the fact that Jeff's a loser because he's 31 and on a show... Jordan says he's on the same show...Jeff says he told him the very same thing, he doesn't understand how it's a knock...Jeff says "whatever", he doesn't know what any of his points are...Jeff mutters omg...Jordan says Jeff is still here playing the game, his chances increase more of winning the 500G's, Russell's chances are gone...Jeff says they better be..they get quiet... They get closer in bed and Jordan asks Jeff if he wants to talk?...Jeff says about what?...Jordan says she doesn't know or is he done?...Jeff says you wanna take your mic off or put it back on in 5 minutes? LOL Jordan wonders what they can talk about... Jordan asks Jeff how many hours he's behind here in Chicago?...Jeff says ahead 2 hours...Jordan says her grandparents are in So. Illinois and they are an hour behind us (in Charlotte)...Jeff says yeah, you're 3, he says it's 5 in the morning by you...Jeff says you're forward Jordan...Jordan says what am I thinking?...Jeff says her grandparents are the same as him...Jordan says never mind, that don't make sense. Jordan asks Jeff what he normally does on Tuesdays?...Jeff says $1 night at the video store...Jordan asks if they have Red Box?...Jeff says yeah, they are going to destroy Blockbuster and stuff cuz they have the current videos or he goes to the gym. Jordan says she has a plan...Jeff asks if she will scratch his back a little?...she says yeah...he says now he's really taking advantage, he needs to get fired up more often...Jordan tells him to scoot over closer and she starts scratching...Jeff mmm's and says "now this is good" :) ...Jordan says her goal is to not see any of those people in the jury house, she wants to win even more badly because she doesn't want to have to deal with them...Jeff agrees and says he doesn't want to be stuck in there with all those..." Jordan says "yo-yo's...as you would say it"...Jeff says "I was just gonna say that" Jeff giggles...Jordan has a plan..... Jordan calms Jeff down - he needs it Pt5 2:59-3:12am Jordan tells Jeff about her plan while scratching his back... "IF...maybe this will bring us good luck...if we're in the final 2 or if you win or if I win, we are going to go,now I told you those places, those islands with the tiki hut things...we're going to go there, we'll bring our friends, you bring a couple of your friends, I'll bring some of my friends...and umm, we'll go, on an island and stay in those huts" Jeff says how much money is that?...Jordan says well they would have to pay their own way...Jeff says well they would be like...you're paying LOL Jordan says "sound like a plan?"...Jeff says "I would like that, dude, that sounds fu**ing awesome right now, doesn't it?"...Jordan says they would go snorkeling or jet skiing or fishing...Jeff says he is going fishing when he gets out of the house...Jordan remembers him saying that...Jeff says it's like he's been on vacation all summer but not...Jeff says he feels like he should go back to work even though he doesn't really want to...Jordan says when she leaves there she wants to take, well go with her mom, her brother, her sister & her boyfriend and go to the beach or something for the weekend, something simple...Jeff says yeah because you have to gradually get back into things...Jordan says when they get out it will still be warm by where she lives, who knows. Jeff says he can't wait to go fishing on the ocean, drink some beers, relax...Jeff says he's relaxed in here but he's stressed out...Jordan says not to stress out...no need to stress unless you're up on the block and fighting for veto or something 😒 ...Jordan tells him not to throw all his eggs in a basket and to not get nervous for no reason. Jeff asks her where she got all this good advice from?...Jordan says what do you mean? I always give good advice, does she?...Jeff says today was a bonus day...Jordan says is it? she's just telling him what she thinks...Jeff likes it and tells her she did a good job :)...Jordan says she doesn't want him doing anything stupid, she's just planting the seed in his head, Russell might try to get to him...Jordan coaches Jeff on what to do if Russell starts in on him again, walk away, don't say anything back because you know Russell will have something to say right back and it will make Jeff more mad and worked up...Jeff mmm, hmmm's...Jordan says she is just letting him know, to not do something he will regret, she doubts Russell will let it go yet...Jordan tells Jeff to keep his mindset and stay focused, she says to let her do all the talking...Jeff says for Jordan not to talk anymore, for her not to do the talking... Jordan says Russell he is a bully type person, not necessarily towards Jeff but other people, she thinks that Russell thinks if he's loud and in your face he is getting to you, she says he's a miserable person, he has a lot of anger built up inside...Jordan says that with Jeff she really knows him but she honestly can't say that she knows Russell...Jeff says he doesn't know himself...Jordan says "true", she says he's that person that is real flashy, cocky...Jeff says he is all show and no go, his stories are repeats of his own, he's got no personality, he always talks about Casey...Jeff says whatever, he makes him sick and that's all, it's over. Jordan reiterates what she said before about Russell, bite his tongue and walk away, Jeff is the better person, he's a 24 yr old liar...Jordan brings up how Chima said that Russell said he's the guy that eff's your girlfriend, she thought, get over yourself, ugh...Jordan & Jeff agree it's not worth arguing over...Jordan tells Jeff to not even sit near him when they're outside because it will be a chance for Russell to throw punches at Jeff. Jordan brings up Michele and tells him again to just play along with things for right now...Jeff says what? put a smile on my face every time she fu**ing lies to me?..Jordan says Jeefff, just do it...Jeff says "I've been doing it for fu**ing 2 months, what's another month...fu**ing loser"...Jordan says don't, because she thinks Jeff is getting real angry about a lot of stuff and he's letting it take over everything, he needs to quit doing that and he wasn't doing that before...she says he was more laid back before, he needs to go back to that, not to stress right now, he's got Tues & Weds...Jordan says to stay focused, he is capable of winning this, he has a great shot... Another one of my favorite JeJo moments... Jordan says "I will help you anyway to, you know...kind of like you're running for the ball and I'm tackling them...you know?"...(Jeff laughs)..."great comparison right? and I'll try to tackle them down so you can run and get the touchdown"...Jeff says she's using the football analogy?...Jordan says "yeah, no you are...you're the, you're trying to win the game and I'm tackling them so you can get through"...Jeff says he knows, he appreashes and thanks Jordan..Jordan says "and then our team wins you know what I mean?" 😊 Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says she talks to Michele to keep her and then they have Kevin and Natalie so she thinks if Russell goes home she'll feel more confident and at ease but she knows it will be more tense because there will be fewer people...she says Jeff will do good... Jordan calms Jeff down - he needs it Pt5 3:12-3:21am ...Jordan says she thinks she told him this before but good things always happen to good people...Jeff says he knows, he believed that once too, no, he knows...Jordan says no stones Jeff...Jeff says he threw one at himself...Jordan says none...Jeff says she's right, it's true, he's being serious, he is just getting fu**ing sick of people, he wants to get the f**k away from these people...Jordan says of course he's around them all the time, she says she thinks if she was gone he would go crazy w/o her and vice versa...Jeff says yeah, he would. Jordan says in all honesty she thinks Russell is jealous of Jeff...Jeff agrees 100% and doesn't know why but he knows it's true...Jeff says he said that to Jordan a long time ago, he has a hard on for him, remember when he said that a long time ago?...Jordan says yeah, Jeff is likeable and Russell isn't...Jordan says for some reason the other guys didn't like it when the girls would compliment Jeff...Jeff says he knows, they'd get pissed...Jordan says maybe that is why Jessie didn't care for him because the girls all thought Jeff was hot...Jeff says what does that have to do with my personality or who I am?...Jordan says she doesn't know, you know guys... Jordan rubs Jeff's head and asks if he used System Professional?...Jeff says you know it! why? its so soft?...Jordan says yeah, she can tell...Jeff says dude, what's up? he loves that stuff...Jordan giggles over him saying what's up?...Jeff giggles...Jordan then says that Jeff says relaxi taxi 🚕 Jeff says he needs to think of the positive things....Jordan, the pool vacuum, the garden and the shampoo...he likes all those things 🥰...he says the pool vacuum is his favorite, nah, Jordan is his favorite, the pool vacuum is #2 Jordan asks why the pool vacuum?...Jeff says he is obsessed with it LOL ...Jordan says just like the garden?...Jeff says they took it away...Jordan says because he was obsessed with it...Jeff says everyone ate out of it when they were on slop...Jordan says thanks to Jeff...Jeff says did he get a thanks? no, does he need one? it would be nice but no...Jordan says "thank you Jeff"🥰 Jordan says she gets mad when he talks negatively about making the two biggest moves and not winning...Jeff says he hopes it pays off for him and not someone else...Jordan says it will...Jeff says he looks like the asshole and someone else benefits...Jordan repeats it will...Jeff says he's having a bitter party...Jordan says no need to be bitter, the only sour person is Russell. Jordan pats Jeff to signal it's over, she says her hand is going to break off, she stops scratching and says it's the longest she has ever done it...Jeff says it was good one, he turns around and thanks her...Jordan says she likes sleeping back to back because of the body heat and Jeff says she turns up right on him LOL Jeff says he feels her butt all up on him...Jordan says sorry but Jeff says he doesn't mind...Jordan says he is warm...Jeff says it's weird that they sleep like that facing the other way, .he says if they slept on the opposite sides then they would face each other....(nope, they slept on the opposite side in the SS room and STILL faced away from each other ) Jeff farts ...Jordan says "oh my Lord"...he farts again LOL...Jeff says he's letting it all out now...Jordan says she doesn't want to smell it...Jeff tells her to smell his hair instead, she smells it and says it smells real good...Jordan asks him what shampoo did he use in here before?...Jeff (in Jordan voice) says "Luminous!" and laughs...Jordan says "Luminous!" they both laugh...Jeff says "uuhhh, it's so stupid, it's funny"...Jordan asks what shampoo did he use?...Jeff says "Shampoo"...Jordan says she knows that...Jeff says no, the brand is called Shampoo LOL ...Jordan laughs...Jeff says it's the shampoo they have here with the picture on it...Jordan laughs and says it's called BV or something...Jeff says "Shampoo!...BV!"...Jordan says "Conditioner!" (all in Jordan voice) Jordan asks if they are going to take their mics off?...Jeff says "are we?"...Jordan says they should and see where they end up...Jeff says they'll see when Michelle (producer) tells them to put them back on in 5 mins... Jeff says thanks for talking to me and calming me down...Jordan says he would do the same for her...Jeff says he appreashes...Jordan says "no problem Bob"...they both face each other and give each other a goodnight kiss 💋 Jordan says goodnight and Jeff says goodnight Jordo...(of course they start talking again)... Jordan calms Jeff down - he needs it Pt7 3:22-3:42am Just after giving each other a goodnight kiss, they quiet down but then Jeff starts up again... Jeff laughs and says "how am I laying right now?" (he has had his leg on Jordan's body/leg for awhile now)...Jordan says "I was warm though"...Jeff says "I know, it felt like it, did you shave your legs..."Jordan says "yeah". Jordan says she needs to win HOH so she can keep taking her baths...Jeff says they both have to win it if they want to move...Jordan says they just said they were taking mics off and then they started talking again...Jeff says of course. Silence for a minute... Jordan has a funny feeling she is going on the block and is going home...Jeff says to not think like that...Jeff says really who the f**k knows what to believe in there but they know shit, pfffttt...Jeff says he thinks Michele would put him up not Jordan...Jordan says why?...Jeff says he just doesn't think she would, he can't read Michele, fu**ing stupid pinky toe LOL...he hates that thing. Jordan confides in Jeff something Michele told her, for him not to say anything, she told Jordan she doesn't like doing crunches because she makes a queefing noise when she does them 😳 ...Jeff laughs, they both laugh...Jeff says that almost makes him feel bad for her, she definitely has fu**ing problems, she's so accident prone, she busts her head every day, she's really crazy for real...Jordan says maybe she's sucking in air...Jeff says omg, did she make one for you? ...Jordan says no, she even tried to do one herself and couldn't, Michele says it's the reverse crunch that makes her do the fart noise and it's really loud...Jeff says omg. Jordan says Michele was shocked that Jeff took Kevin off the block...Jeff asks Jordan if she told her that he drew a card for that...Jordan is almost positive she did tell her that...Jordan says Michele always does that yawn now...Jeff says it's a nervous tic, her dragging her feet is a nervous tic, her talking in that stupid voice is one too, her whole presence around him is a nervous tic...Jeff says she talks shit and talks to Jeff with her nervous personality and she knows he isn't stupid enough to fall for that shit...Jordan says Michele told her she was glad she had her and Jeff. Jordan cuddles up to Jeff...Jeff can't believe Michele cried...Jeff fake yawns, tsk's and says that was her voice (Michele)...Jordan says she thought so...Jeff cuddles more into Jordan...they make some fun of Michele and laugh...Jeff asks how doesn't her husband kill her?...Jordan says her husband said her butt is like tomatoes or something...Jeff says he heard her saying that when they were jogging by...Jordan says it's like when they're soggy & dimply like all cellulite...Jeff says OMG!..Jordan says her butt should be nice because tomatoes are red...Jordan says it's kind of mean...Jeff says it is. Jordan says if her and Jeff were married and he said that she would be pissed...Jeff says mushy tomato butt? MTB?...Jordan says oh yeah, she doesn't think she has cellulite on her butt, she has it on her thighs...Jeff makes fun of Michele's mumbling and the music...he giggles to himself and says "uhhh, I'm so bitter about everybody...I got to get off the bitter bus"...Jordan says they have reversed roles....Jeff knows, what's up?...Jordan is trying to pep talk him...Jeff says he's in a funk and he will be better tomorrow, he feels like the funks are happening here more often than in his real life. They are both glad they did the counting in the GR today...Jeff says she did good with keeping track of things with the cut up paper and q-tips...Jordan says it was a good way to keep track...Jordan says teamwork!...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jeff says he was worried someone was going to come in there, he didn't like lying to Michele saying he was taking a nap. Jordan has turned back again to hold Jeff's arm...Jeff tells her that he went in and twitted, twitted, tweeted?...Jordan says twittered LOL...Jeff says at first he didn't know what to write but then felt like he could go on forever, he forgot what he wrote, he probably didn't make sense, by now they know he's an idiot,...Jordan disagrees and says that she bets Russell wants to take back everything he wrote...Jeff says he only wrote about Jordan...Jordan says "really?"...Jeff said thanks for the votes, it's the best experience ever, this place makes you crazy sometimes and then I'm sure you're wondering about Jordan, about me & Jordan, nothing new about getting down & dirty, she's a good girl but it doesn't mean I'm gonna stop trying...Jordan says that was funny and she likes that...Jeff says he finished with haha, people are gonna think he's a dork...Jeff finished with another thanks for the votes, he's going to try his best to make final 2, my time is up and hopefully I will talk to you when I'm HOH again and then he wrote "peace out Technotronics" (he's kidding LOL) Jordan says she thanked everyone for voting for Jeff...Jeff gets a kick out of that...Jordan talks about the blog and how it works, that Jeff will get a chance to do it too probably tomorrow or the next day on the computer...Jordan talked a little about everyone and says of course, she said good things about Jeff...Jeff says he wrote something about how Jordan is a sweetheart, she has a big heart and that is what I like best about her, I don't know how she comes off on TV, he doesn't know sometimes what she's talking about but she's a sweetheart. Jordan says they probably think we're in love ...Jeff says no, he was just cracking jokes...Jordan says she knows...Jeff says they better stop talking about production, he will cut if off here or maybe they got sick of him bitching....the feeds cut out... They come back shortly after with Jeff lightly smacking Jordan's butt saying "I'll be seeing this butt smash into my back in 2 hours"...they both giggle and Jeff asks how do they sleep like this?...Jordan says her and her mom sleep like that with their butts touching...Jordan says coming into the house she wanted to have her own bed and she is the one that shared a bed the most in the house...Jeff says she has hardly slept alone. Jeff says "and now we're stuck" :) ...Jordan says "we're a package, you don't get one without the other"...Jeff says "isn't there a better saying for that?" Jordan giggles and spoons Jeff and puts her hand around Jeff's waist...Jeff holds her hand/arm and they FINALLY doze off... Jordan gets to know Jeff in the HOH 12:44-1:13pm Jordan has been outside suntanning alone...Jeff has been laying in bed in the HOH...Jordan comes upstairs and tells Jeff to wake up, it's almost 1, she asks Jeff if he was still sleeping?...Jeff says no, he was just laying there...Jordan asks him if he wants to be left alone?...Jeff says no. Jordan says she was sitting on the raft for probably an hour...Jordan says she couldn't sleep anymore...Jeff says sometimes that happens...Jeff says Jordan looks tan, she looks like a sexy motherfu**er...Jordan says ''Jeeffffff"...Jeff says what? I don't have my glasses on...just joking...but you do...LOL Jeff says ''Jeefff''...Jordan says her blanket is so soft and that Jeff doesn't look like himself wrapped up in all those blankets...they talk about the OTEV competition...Jordan yawns and Jeff asks ''where's Michele?''...he's joking around that she is there yawning. Jordan asks about Jeff's fishing hat...Jeff says he wore it to his buddy's fights a couple of times but he lost so he started wearing it fishing instead, he doesn't even know why... Jeff says he goes fishing every year with his dad up in Canada, in the picture in the HOH he's wearing a bandana to keep the sun away and then we wears the hat on top...Jordan says Gangsta! LOL Jordan says the hat reminds her of Grumpy Old Men...Jordan says Jeff looks tired...Jeff says maybe because he just woke up...Jeff asks Jordan if she wants to feed the fish? if she wants to go ahead...Jordan does feed them. Jordan says she wishes BB would make a fake pond so they could fake fish...Jeff says he wishes they could really fish and take them out on the ocean for the day...Jordan asks if he gets sick?...Jeff says he takes Dramamine for precaution...Jeff tells Jordan about his buddy who got seasick just from being at the harbour...Jeff says the combo of him drinking and being on the boat sometimes makes him feel like he's still on the boat even when he's on shore...Jeff talks about his buddy who was throwing up for 5 hours over the side and Jeff just kept on drinking 🥴 LOL Jordan says that sucks for him. Jordan can't believe she didn't bring her phone charger...Jeff says when she's in the hotel (if she stays afterwards) to ask for a phone charger because guests leave them there all the time, he did that in Vegas although Vegas has a ton more rooms than here....Jordan says she would hate to be a maid in Vegas...Jeff says yeah, there's people throwing up and sex and shit...Jordan says yuck...Jeff says that would be rough, people get gross. Jeff takes some Tums...Jordan asks if he has an upset stomach...Jeff says yeah, he doesn't know why...Jeff says not in his stomach but in his throat...Jordan says she hates that, it's the worst...Jeff says his picture of him as a kid is 'rockstar', he doesn't care what anyone says, that frame should always come with that picture when you buy it...Jordan says it doesn't look like him...Jeff says what are you talking about? you think you look like you when you were 5?...Jordan says she has a baby picture, maybe when she was 3 of her sitting with her a ponytail to the side and her fingernails painted and chipped like she has now and she looks exactly the same. Jordan says she likes the picture of Jeff & his dad fishing...Jeff says in that picture there is a waterfall to the side, they were fishing by it...Jeff says they went to Ontario to fish, it was a 14 hour drive...Jordan says 14 hours to go fish? Jeff says his dad loves it, he wants to have sex with fish 🤨 He's just joking, he says his dad loves the outdoors...he says that his mom says Jeff is like his grandfather, his parents are laid back and quiet, his dad for Spring Break went fishing and camping with buddies...Jeff otoh was lighting hotels on fire in some exotic country...Jordan laughs. Jeff says he goes every year with him and his middle brother...Jeff says his ma is really quiet, she's a super nice lady... Jeff talks about his grandmas...he says one was Italian, didn't speak English and his ma took care of her her whole life, she passed away in December. Jeff says his ma is still...still...it's hard for her...his other grandma died a month earlier but in December too...she is his dad's ma, she was nuts, she mowed her lawn until she was 85, she lived by herself until a month before she died, she was 93...Jeff says his dad's dad died before Jeff was born and his other grandpa died when he was 5 :( Jordan says geez...Jeff says his grandma's were around his whole life. Jordan says her grandma's mom is 95 and still mows her lawn...Jeff says that is crazy...Jeff says his grandma would always walk the dog, it helps to keep active...Jordan says two thanksgiving's ago Jordan went to visit her grandma and now she has Alzheimer's and she couldn't believe how she looked...they talk about how hard it would be to lose a parent at a young age. Jeff & Jordan talk a bit more game and Jordan starts talking about how close they are to the end...Jeff says she has to stop doing that, she's going to jinx it (for him it did...) Jordan says she wishes she could talk to her mom...Jordan says she's in the mood to just go home for a day...Jeff agrees he could take a break...Jeff says he feels like he has been up in the HOH room forever, they are getting too used to it...Jeff says he needs a dose of reality...Jeff says he hopes next week they get an amazing luxury comp...Jordan thinks it might be when there are 4 left. Jordan wants clothes...They talk more game, Jordan doesn't trust anyone. They get quiet and then Jordan says she is going outside again... Jordan & Kevin were talking about Jeff 3:56-4:01pm Jordan & Kevin have been talking about Jeff, she has been telling Kevin why she continued to talk to Jeff right in the beginning of the game, she didn't care what others said or told her to do, even when people would say mean comments she just knew that Jeff wasn't that person, he was the type of person she wanted to be around, he was always positive...Kevin laughs at how Jeff said he sucked at BB, he didn't even know what was going on...Jordan says Jeff would say "am I missing something" (in regards to the first nominations and why everyone was mad at him)... Jordan says "Kevin, I notice that all the time..."Jeff comes inside from working out and says "you've been talking about me?"...Jordan slyly nods and says yes...Kevin says they were a little...Jeff says "fu**ers" LOL...Jordan says with a flirty voice "ooh, you're all sweaty"...Jeff says he knows, he worked out too...Kevin says they were just saying how soft his lips were and stuff...Jeff says "you were Jordan?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "what else Jordan?...shoot me straight"...Jordan says they were giving him compliments...Jeff says were you really talking about me?... Jordan says she was talking about the beginning of the game when no one would talk to him, she knew what kind of guy he was, that's why she hung out with him...Jeff says because none of that bs was true, he appreciates it, he knows what she's talking about. Jordan finishes off her fruit salad...Jeff says he will have some too (Kevin made it)...Jeff says he might finish working out but it's too hot outside...Jeff is going to marinate some fish and throw it on the grill...K&J don't want it...Kevin & Jordan might work out tonight...Jordan says she lost a pound, it's so hard to lose weight...Jeff says good and leaves the room… Tiki vacation for JeJo 4:01-4:05pm Jeff has left the room...Jordan says that she notices that now whenever there's an awkward moment, Michele does that sigh noise, it irritates her and she wants to tell her about it but that would be kind of mean...Kevin says he thinks it would be funny though...Kevin asks if they have any tomatoes?...Jordan says no, they took the garden so none in there either...Jordan says that Jeff's life was the tomatoes and the stupid vacuum in the pool, he was always watering the garden...Jordan recalls her and Kevin talked about the garden...Kevin says there's going to be a segment on that (yep!)...Jordan says now that it's gone, Jeff's whole thing is the vacuum, he told her last night that he's obsessed with that thing...Kevin says he just has to take care of something huh?...he jokes Jeff can take care of him. Jordan says that she told Jeff that they're going to go on a vacation :) Kevin says "oooh, Hawaii?"...Jordan says no, you the know the places where and then Jeff comes in the kitchen saying he just heard "Hawaii"...Jordan giggles and says no, she was telling Kevin that they're going on vacation when they get out...Jeff says "we are?"...Jordan says "yes! when I told you!"...Jeff says "I know, I know" and he rawrrr's 🐯...Jordan says it's where they have tiki huts and it looks like a tiki thing?...Kevin says "oh"... Jeff says "you know on the ocean thing where two people just stay in a little hut and we're just going to hold hands on there, in the ocean with your own hut"...Jeff looks at her... Kevin says "just hold hands?...have you heard of?"...Jeff turns and points at Jordan saying "have you heard of, that's a fake story"...Jordan says "what!?"...Jeff says "nevermind"...Kevin says the ones where the water is underneath you?...Jeff says yeah, his brother went to Antigua on his honeymoon...Jordan being prudish says "we can go snorkeling and fishing and we can go"...Jeff sarcastically says "best friends always go to those places together"...Jordan's face drops...LOL! Jeff gives her a look...Jordan says "we're BFF, we can go!...Jeff cracks up!!...Jordan says "you're saying no!?"...Jeff says no, he's not saying anything...Jordan says "fine, I'll take my BFF, I'll take another person with me"...Jeff says he's not saying anything, him and Mimmo usually hang out there on Spring break together...Jordan is confused haha, she says "what!?" Jordan smiles at Jeff slightly shaking her head and Jeff says "you're funny Jordan"...Jordan says "that was a no"...Jeff yells "that was not a no! I was joking around, you're not catching onto the joke"...Jordan says she's finding a new partner...Jeff says "Jordan"...Kevin who is about to walk outside says "are you guys fighting?"...Jeff says "no, we're laughing"...Jordan says "we're bickering"...Jeff says "it's Jordan's favorite word" Kevin goes outside and Jordan shuts the door for him...Jeff immediately asks if she thinks Kevin is solid or what?...Jordan says yeah, all the way...Jeff sees Kevin has walked in and he jokes "we're going to go all the way?" :) Kevin says "oooh" and he walks out again...Jeff laughs... Jeff goes off about Russell to Jordan 4:05-4:21pm As soon as Kevin goes outside, Jordan tells Jeff that Kevin told her he's voting to evict Russell for sure and that Russell was campaigning to stay, he told him Jeff is lying and will target him and reminded Kevin that Jordan uses the word "gay" all the time...Jeff is stunned, he says "he said that!?"...Jordan says yeah, she told Kevin she used to say that in the beginning but it offended Michele and she's been saying stupid now instead of gay, she's been trying not to say it, Kevin told her he understood Jordan isn't using it in "that" way... Jeff says "dude, what a fu**ing loser!"...Jordan says she wanted to tell him so bad...Jeff says "what a fu**ing loser man, he makes me so sick, why would you do that? try and bash someone's character? ykwim?"...Jeff tsks and stumbles over his words...he says he's boiled up...Jordan says she hasn't said that in a long time...Jeff says he says it too but they both don't say it derogatory...Jordan says he's making it seem that way...Jordan says that Natalie told her that Russell said that he needs to be there to get Jeff out...Jeff says so then after another week he's going to lay down and leave?...Jeff asks are they stupid? it's not like they're both on the block and they have to decide, if Russell stays, Jeff stays, there's no guarantee he's leaving either, who the f**k wants both of them in the house? Jordan says he's dumb...Jeff says they're dumb if they're even considering it, why don't they tell him to STFU and get away from them, he doesn't understand...Jordan says they're just listening...Jeff asks why they have to listen?...Jordan says she thinks Kevin is intimidated by Russell...Jordan says Kevin told them his word is good and Michele will just vote along with Kevin, she wouldn't worry about it, she thinks Jeff is good, they just have one more day...Jeff says it's not like he's leaving...Jordan knows but she's just saying... Jeff goes OFF! #1 "fu**ing, what a fu**ing loser, Jordan uses the word gay all the time, that's why in the chicken contest, he said dude, leave it to that fu**ing homo to fu**ing win it with the stupid, it takes no talent and no brains to fu**ing get that egg up there and he's telling me leave it to that homo to win, he's telling me that, you think I go and fu**ing throw that back in Kevin's face that he said that?"...Jordan says no...he continues "cuz I'm not a fu**ing loser like that.......he's calling you out on some derogatory comments when he's the one being derogatory saying leave it to some homo to do a no talent, no brain contest" Jordan says everybody at home knows she says that, she hasn't said it here really...Jeff says he sometimes says it too but it's not derogatory, what Russell said was but he isn't going to bring it to Kevin's attention, to make himself feel better? people don't see that he's a fu**ing loser then he doesn't understand, then f**k it, he gives up...Jordan says she thinks everyone knows. Jeff goes OFF! #2 "now he's talking to the point where he has to bash people's characters, look at your fu**ing character! take a look in the mirror you f**k face, look at your character! you're a fu**ing loser!"...Jordan starts giggling about how it looks like Jeff is yelling at her cuz they're alone in there...Jeff says it's because he's looking at him right there (through the window)...Jordan looks at Russell's picture on the memory wall and thinks UGH whenever she sees it...Jeff says wanna look at his picture? look at the mirror he's looking into because he's looking at you through it LOL... Jeff says "I see him 24 fu**ing hours a day when I'm out there, fu**ing loser!"...Jordan wonders if he thinks they can't see him...Jeff says "he's making me like sick dude, like sick to my stomach and stressing me out because he's such a loser, I can't take it"...Jordan says Kevin told her they have nothing to worry about...Jeff says "but what is it, like where do you draw the line? ykwim? where do you stop? where does he stop? dude, I'm defeated, now he's just burying himself, he's just making himself look worse and worse" Jordan says right and then they talk about the pork he's marinating...Jordan says it's good Russell isn't eating...Jeff says that makes him feel better for real...Jordan loves it...Jeff says he can't believe it, each day surprises him with this dude...Jordan says he had to know he was going to act like this... Jeff says no, he didn't think it would get this far, he talked to him about this earlier in the game, how to act like a human being and he thought he was getting through to him at certain points but obviously he didn't grow at all, he is who he is and when he told him he has no friends from HS, it's not surprising, he understand people don't have to have friends from HS but he has no friends from his past, when he was little, there has to be someone he is close to, but he isn't? Jeff goes OFF!#3 "it means you're a fu**ing loser! like the way you are and nobody wants to be your friend cuz you're a liar backstabber in real life and nobody wants to talk to you, I wouldn't be friends with that! not a fu**ing chance! I wouldn't even want him in my house! for what? to steal my dishes!? f**k him, I don't trust that guy for a second" Jordan asks if Jeff ever really trusted him?...Jeff talks about how Russell came with the deal of putting Jessie out of the house and he betrayed him by voting Natalie out, he bought himself a vote and he wanted Natalie out to step up in the alliance and then team up with Jessie to get him out, it was a slap in the face, it was the dumbest move ever...Jeff says he strung him along as long as he could and now Russell got fu**ed, he knows he got played, worked in every way and now he gawn!... Jeff says Russell thought he was the player and he got played but he doesn't need to brag all over the house and how he got him, he doesn't need to do that, he got got :)...you can't make 16 deals and expect everyone to be loyal to you...Jordan says exactly, she agrees...Jeff says he wonders how people can't see that? what that kid is?...Jordan says she sees.. Jeff goes OFF! #4 "and then when he starts bashing peoples' characters? dude, even if I was in Kevin's position, I'd be like, dude I understand where you're coming from but you don't need to start bashing peoples' characters, are you perfect? you've never said that word in your whole life? you gotta make fun of Jordan who never says anything bad about anybody and you gotta make her out to be a bad person who talks shit when you (Jordan) haven't said one bad word about anyone this whole game maybe in your (Jordan's) whole life? so relax with trying to bash peoples' characters...take a look in the mirror...while you're fu**ing staring at everybody else in there, look at yourself"🤬 Jordan says he's just mad...Jeff says that makes him mad (you don't say! LOL)...talk finally dies down and Jeff sighs...they are quiet for a bit and then Jeff says he can't wait until Thursday because Russell is boiling his blood...Jordan says Russell will have an over the top speech...Jeff knows, he says he'll have to wear earplugs during it because it's going to be so ridiculous, off the wall, not even true and on live TV... Jordan says everyone watching knows he's the bully type...Jeff says "and I can't say anything"...Jordan says not to...Jeff says he's not, what is he going to look like a fu**ing idiot on live TV while he's running his mouth like a..." Jordan says "yo-yo"...Jeff is about to say that it's "because he lost and" when Jordan warns Jeff that Russell is coming in...Russell comes in glaring at Jeff, he washes his dishes, gets some water and walks outside again. Jeff and Jordan laugh about how Jordan was talking all tough...Jeff asks Jordan to Saran wrap something while he washes the dishes...Jordan says "I like how you get mad...what a yo-yo!"...Jordan says she knows Russell will bash Jeff and her on live TV so just smile and he'll look 10X better than him...Jeff says he knows but she doesn't understand...Jordan says "it's hard and I know you're a guy and you wanna say something but don't"...Jeff says "I know Jordan, it's harrrd Jordan"...Jordan knows it is and he's probably going to say something about her... After a couple of minutes Jordan mentions one more thing that Natalie told her, that Michele cried on Russell's shoulder after he had been put up and Russell had to talk to her and tell her it was going to be ok....Jeff laughs at the ridiculousness of the statement...Jeff says well then she can go first next, he can't stand her anyway, it doesn't matter to him. Jordan mentions that Michele snapped at her once for putting away the silverware a little wet...Jeff says the best would be if Kevin left, then get her out before final 3 and she would say what about them talking about final 3? and Jeff would use her line "I don't remember" LOL They chit chat some more and the Jeff decides to go finish his work out and he goes outside... Looking at each other 5:12-5:20pm Jeff has just finished working out. Jordan, Natalie & Michele are sitting on the couches outside. Jeff comes over there to sit with them...Michele says something to Jordan about not believing she told Jeff "that" (the queefing)...Jordan says she told him that last night, she didn't say it out loud and Michele just told Natalie...Michele says but we're girls...Jeff says he doesn't care if that helps...Jordan says it's Jeff, he's like a girl too...Jeff says why?...Jordan is "just sayin"...Natalie says you're surrounded by girls...Jordan says "you smell my armpits, so..."...Jeff says "what? do girls do that?" Jordan says "I always stick my head in his armpit, he says you love it in there...he always says that, I don't know why I do that"...Jordan smiles at Jeff and he does the same...Jordan says "it's hidden or something, I don't know"...cute smile again... Michele is making weird faces, they start talking about dinner and when Michele is off slop...they get quiet...Out of the blue Jordan lets everyone know she feels like she's going to have diarrhea or something...they all giggle, Michele says that's random...Jordan says her stomach keeps having that feeling, probably because she ate a salad, salads always make her poo... Jordan looks at Jeff and smiles sweetly...the camera turns to Jeff who shakes his head, rolls his eyes a little, gives her one of those beautiful smiles (he's probably thinking I can't believe she just said that but I love this girl! lol)...Jordan says what?... Jeff keeps looking and smiling and says "nuthin"...Jordan keeps smiling. Natalie says Jordan wants to play bullshit tonight, she had fun...Jordan looks at Jeff and says "want to?"...Jeff says "yes, I do" and keeps on looking at her...Jordan says we can sit out here if it's not cold or anything...silence...Jordan looks at Jeff who is still looking at her and says "no answer?"...Jeff smiles and looks away. Jeff says he has to go shower and he leaves… Jordan is bored and smelly 5:52-6:25pm Jordan goes up to the HOH room where Jeff is chilling out listening to music and Michele is napping on the round seat. Jordan tells Jeff she is bored - he extends his arms for Jordan to give him a hug - she tells him she is kind of smelly right now. Jeff says "you don't wanna make out?" Jordan says she's a little smelly. Jeff goes to grab her arm and smell her (with a big smile on his face) and Jordan says "no, don't smell me like that" Jeff goes to touch her chest/neck area and Jordan flinches...Jeff says to take it easy, he pretends to touch her boob, she doesn't move so Jeff says Jordan doesn't care when get goes to touch her there but when he goes for her neck she does. Jordan wants to take a nap, Jeff asks if she's going to take a naperoo? Jordan asks if he cares that she is smelly? Jeff says she will be over there. Jordan says awww, he has her blanket. Jeff says he thought about that when he put it on. :) Jordan wraps herself up in the sheet because she is smelly. Jordan lays down and taps Jeff's arm. Jordan wonders if she should go walk. Jeff turns towards her and says she looks like she got some sun. Jordan points out that she thinks she has armpit fat since she got her boobs done...Jordan asks if it looks like it? Jeff says no, he never heard of that term, she looks fine. Jeff says she definitely got some sun today. Jordan says Jeff looks tan in his baby blue (shirt). note - Jordan told Jeff yesterday that she liked him in his baby blue shirt Jeff says you love it huh? Jordan says mmm, hmmm, you look good in baby blue...she says it again. Jeff asks how he looks in a black shirt?Jordan says good. Jeff touches her chin and says thank you, I appreash. Jeff says he likes the baby blue. Jordan asks Jeff to rub her arm...he does. Jordan says "I did you last night" Jeff with a little smirk/smile says "let's do each other"😍 Jordan asks if Jeff can smell her, he smells her and says no. Jordan says she smells like outside. Jordan points out a burn mark on her arm from when she baked cookies. Jordan says it was when Laura was there...she says going in the sun made the scar darker, before it was pink. Jeff says "that's an amazing, amazing story" Interesting to note this exchange, clearly they talked about the beach scene in the HOH as being "their" vacation spot one day... Jeff points to the wall and says "let's try and be like there...it's good scenery" Jordan says "that's our vacation spot...remember?" Jordan looks at Jeff and says "just kidding" Jeff says BFF spot...Jordan says yeah, BFF spot. 👩🏼‍🤝‍👨🏻 Jordan says Jeff can stop rubbing, they banter about how much time they spend rubbing...Jordan says "where's sweet Jeff?" They hold hands and Jordan says Jeff's hands are soft...Jeff loves her Aveeno lotion. Jordan says he loves her stuff. Jeff says he needs new stuff. Jordan says it's time to nap...she says goodnight. Jeff says she doesn't tell him that because she woke him up and now he's wound up. Jeff touches her armpit and Jordan says that is awful, he laughs and pinches her cheek. Jeff goes to listen to music and Jordan turns to nap. Jeff then falls asleep… Love this screencap of Jeff. Jeff wakes up Jordan 8:29-8:31pm Jeff is downstairs in the kitchen with Michele...he says dude, I have to wake her (Jordan) up or she's never going to sleep all night...he heads upstairs to wake Jordan up. He says "Jordan, Jordan, hey, it's like 8:30, you want to keep sleeping?"...she turns...he says you're going to be gone for the whole night...Jordan makes a funny face and Jeff says what were you thinking about right now?...Jordan says she doesn't know...Jeff says "your face was shocked"...Jeff says "well, it's 8:30 just so you know" and he leaves.. Teasing Jordan about Peach/Nectarine 9:52-9:57pm Jordan comes outside to work out and Jeff & Natalie tease her about the peach & nectarine incident...Natalie tells Jordan she told the DR that Jordan is so sweet however she can't tell the difference between a nectarine and a peach...Jeff laughs...Jordan tells her that she told the DR that she's still convinced it's a peach...Jordan said she had Michele on her side...Natalie says Michele said it was a tangerine, that is worse than anybody, at least Jordan's was similar...Jordan said she could tell by the nut...Jeff says you tell by the skin, not the nut, they both have the same nut LOL Jordan can't believe they (BB) are going to show that...Jordan wants them to show the Natalie bumblebee incident... They ask her, now are you convinced?...Jordan is still not convinced it's a nectarine (she is stubborn, lol)...Jeff then says he also told the DR about her not knowing the difference btw an artichoke and an avocado...Jordan laughs. (Russell sits quietly shaking his head...) @9:55pm Jeff says Jordan’s hair looks beautiful Jordan: "Does my hair look greasy??" Jeff: "No, it looks beautiful for some reason, for real, I'm not joking" 😍 Jeff & Jordan play pool 10:36-10:52pm Jordan is sitting on the lounger and Jeff is playing alone. He finishes a good game, lol and she asks him if he wants to play. Jeff says hell yeah. They play. They share some laughs while playing. Jeff tells Jordan to use that cue stick helper thing (sorry, I have no clue what it's called) ...she says are you allowed to use it in poker. Jeff says poker? Jordan says pool. Jeff says yeah, nectarine. LOL Jordan wants to keep using that thing because it makes her shots easier. Interesting sign of things to come, sign of the big tiff they will have in a couple of hours or so...Jeff is trying to help Jordan with a shot, she doesn't listen to his advice, he raises his voice, she screeches, he tells her again and shows her, she says quit yelling at me, Jeff laughs and says he gets so frustrated easily...Jordan says he used to have patience with her a long time ago, Jeff says he does have patience.... Jordan wins the first game because Jeff scratched on the 8 ball. They play again. Jordan informs Jeff she has sweaty diarrhea 😨 More laughs. Jordan wins again. They go inside. Jordan asks Jeff if he was tipsy after drinking the whole bottle the other night...she couldn't even tell. She leaves to go poop... “Oh yeah” & fiber 10:55pm The feeds switch quickly from outside to JeJo in the kitchen...Jordan is lifting up her shirt to put her mic on and Jeff says "oh yeah" 😍 Jordan then says she can't poop, she's constipated or something 🤨..Jeff tells her to take some fiber...Jordan asks if that makes you poo?...Jeff says yeah, he doesn't know if it makes you poo, but it gets you (going)...Jordan questions Jeff saying she thought fiber was for when you have diarrhea, it stops it...Jeff says she needs that too, doesn't she?...Jordan says she wants diarrhea ...Jeff asks "why?"...Jordan says she feels better getting it out ...Natalie chimes in saying she needs to take fiber if she wants to go to the bathroom...Jeff says "see"...Jordan, of course now believes Natalie 🙄 and says "ok" (listen to Jeff, Jordan lol) Jordan asks for where it is?...Jeff says it's in the cabinet in the SR...Jordan says she thought they were upstairs...Jeff says no, those are Tums...Jordan walks off to get them and Jeff says "fiber, Tums, nectarine, peach, avocado, artichoke" LOL...Jordan giggles and walks into the SR... Margaritas/Mexican restaurants/Mucho caliente look 11-11:04pm Jeff & Jordan are in the kitchen hanging out. Jeff is sitting at the counter drinking wine, Jordan is slicing up some lime to put in her water, she says she's going to take a shower and then they can play bullshit. Natalie comes by and they chit chat, she leaves. Jordan puts away the extra limes, she says she loves granola bars, they talk about making granola with the marshmallow spread Jeff got in his basket...Jeff says just eat the smores he got then...Jeff now kind of wants one of those smores things now...Jordan says they're good...Jeff says they're really good, he loves them, he could eat 50 of them. Jordan says that the first thing she's going to get when she gets out of there is a cold margarita, a big one!...Jeff says "the jumbo ones? yeah"...Jordan says she always gets the jumbo ones, one of those and a vodka drink. Jeff says "I love going to Mexi...I miss like...yeah...I wanna do that too...go to a Mexican restaurant"...Jeff says he goes to Maria's by his house...Jordans likes the place On the Border but it's more American-Mexican, she likes other places like Monterrey's...Jeff doesn't know it, sounds familiar though...Jordan says it's by her place, it's good...Jordan likes the margaritas and the chips and dip...Jeff says the place he goes to has the best salsa, it's hot...Jordan doesn't like it too hot...Jeff says he likes it with the chips that are warm. Jeff says it's even better when you can eat Mexican but you sit outside...Jordan agrees...Jeff says everything is better outside...Jordan says her mom always asks for "outside" when they go out to eat....Jeff says for sure, he loves it...Jordan doesn't like it though when it's humid and hot, then her and outside don't mix with eating. Jeff says "yeah if it's too hot, if it's burning yeah" Jordan says "you said if it's TOO hot" Jeff gives her a look Jordan says "I like it...it's not a stone" Jeff very slowly says "I have a speaking...problem" (check out how Jeff looks at Jordan here 😍 ) Jordan whispers "no you don't" Kevin walks in and breaks up the intense look Jeff is giving Jordan...Jordan says "hey"...right on cue Kevin says "were you making fun of him?" Jordan says "we're talking about Mexican restaurants"...Jeff says "and yes" LOL Jordan tells Kevin she wants a cold margarita after the show, doesn't that sound fricken good?...Jordan says Jeff drank her margaritas...Jeff says he did but they gave him heartburn...Jordan says she still has the wine, they can drink it tomorrow...Jeff says she has the competition... Jeff describes Mookie aka Shaggy 11:04pm Jordan & Jeff continue talking, Jordan says that Jeff can drink the bottle of wine all by himself...Jeff does the hand gesture...Jordan says "how do you do it?"...Jeff pfffttsssss with the hand gesture...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "I'm gonna drink the bottlessssssss...that's what you do".... they laugh...Jeff says "you wanna hang out with Mookie huh?"...Jordan says "huh?"...Jeff says "you wanna hang out with Mookie..." Jeff describes Mookie saying "dude, he's like a tall, he's so, he's like tall and he's so skinny, he looks like uhh, you know who he reminds me of, uhh, you know ever see Scooby Doo? (who hasn't!? LOL)...like Shaggy, but except he's got his hair short but he looks like that guy cuz he always wears like a, like he always wears two shirts you know that are like down to here, but one, I'm like dude, why you, cuz he's so skinny he always wears two shirts and he always wears like a hoody, you know?...uhh, that's what he looks like, he's so funny though" Jordan asks if it's true that Scooby Doo, Shaggy and Scooby ate Scooby snacks because they smoked pot and they had the munchies and were always hungry...Jeff thinks so, it's all from that "weed era" and stuff (LOL)...Jordan says "but it's a cartoon with kids"...Jeff says all cartoons have hidden meanings...Jordan imitates Scooby saying "so hungry" Jeff says they're stoners. :) Jordan says the movie they made, the guy who played Shaggy did so good, he fit the part… Disney’s hidden treasures 11:05-11:10pm Jeff & Jordan continue talking movies & cartoons...Jeff asks if she's ever seen cartoons like Disney where they put different things, like hidden meanings?...Jordan says that somebody said that (to her)...Jeff says he saw a couple but he didn't believe it either (before)...Jordan asks which one? Jeff says in the Lion King there's Sex spelled in the clouds...Jordan heard that but didn't believe them...Jeff says he paused it and saw it himself so it's true...Jordan asks which part...Jeff says it's when he's laying on top of a mountain...Jordan asks if it's when his dad is dead and he runs away?...Jeff says no, he's all growns up :)...Jordan asks if it's when his dad comes and talks to him from the clouds?...Jeff thinks so, yeah, it says sex or sexy. Jeff says in Under the Sea (otherwise known as the Little Mermaid lol )...the priest that is marrying them has a boner. Jordan says she heard about that one too, those were the main ones, Lion King & Little Mermaid. Jeff says in Cinderella one of the castles is like a dick or something....it's like a castle but it's got like a dick head on it you know? (big smile from Jeff, LOL)...Jordan says "you think they meant to do that?"...Jeff says "yeah!"...Jordan asks why they would do that?...Jeff says because it's all animated and they can sneak shit in like that. Jeff says in the Lion King (he means Aladdin)...he climbs up the balcony to see Princess Jasmine and he says "Princess Jasmine...take off your clothes" Jeff swears to God he says that...Natalie walks by and Jordan asks her if she's heard of hidden meanings, messages in Disney movies?...Natalie hasn't...feeds go off and return...still talking about this, Jeff says the boner one is kind of weak, he has a bulge in his pants, he's not sure if it's a boner. LOL Jordan says she used to want to be Belle...Jeff says his niece, that's her favorite, Belle is her favorite character, she loves Beauty and the Beast...Jordan says when she was little, she used to want to be Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella too, she loved her clothes, wanted to be like her. Jeff sings a couple of notes of a Disney song, he's not sure where it's from...Jordan says it's from Little Mermaid and sings "I wanna be where the people are" :)...Jeff, talking about Marley, says he's not making her out to be a genius child but she's three and sang the whole song...Jordan says "really?"...Jeff says she'd do it soft but say the words, she'd do the whole verse, it was crazy...Jordan aww's...Jeff says "I know" (he's the proud Uncle)...Jeff says when he sees her he says Marley, do that part, that song...J&J giggle...Jordan says that's cute...Jeff says it's awesome. J&J Their big fight - the beginning 11:43pm into tomorrow… Jordan has just finished showering, she comes downstairs to play Bullshit with the other HG's. Russell stays outside. Jordan says that she was going to wear her Mardi Gras shirt just for Jeff but didn't. Jeff asks if he should wear his Let's Dance shirt..🤐 Jordan tells the others about each other's clothes they would burn. The first incident... They start playing. Right before the 12am hour Jordan puts down 2 jacks, she then calls BS on Michele's 4 queens...the HG's say that she shouldn't call BS unless she has a card like that. Jordan says sorry, she thought Michele said kings. Jeff says Jordan keeps doing that. Jordan raises her voice at him and says sorry! she thought she had said kings...Jeff says "that's yelling". Jeff then says "Jordan!" and Jordan thinks she is supposed to call BS so she does...the others laugh because she is confused at why Jeff said that. Jeff says my God! they all have a chuckle over it. Jordan wins! :) J&J high five. Jeff shuffles for her for the next round. Jeff says how the f**k did you win...Jordan says she is Gucci. They play Bullshit again...Jordan wins again! :) They are all stunned. Jeff says this whole thing is fake, Jordan has a fucking doctorate...she's a card counter. Jeff says all this peach/nectarine stuff is all bullshit! lol Jordan says that would be cool, an awesome twist if at the end she stood up and said she was a doctor...she graduated from Harvard...Jeff asks her what kind of doctor she is?... Jordan says an ear doctor... Jeff totally cracks up laughing… Jordan says you know, the ears, nose & throat...LOL Jeff says that was a good bit. Jeff goes to the bathroom…

August 24 The HGs play bullshit 12:02-1:16am All the HG's play bullshit at the kitchen table...even Jordan.  :) She's actually really funny and they all seem to be having a good time for once. Cute moments: @ 12:03am when Jordan, with a mouth full of candy says "one Jack" and Jeff says "Jordan how many candy's you got?" Jordan says "huh? I'm not eating them all" and Jeff laughs @12:06am when Kevin calls bullshit on Jordan LOL @12:10am when Jeff calls bullshit on Jordan and she says damn you! She was bs'ing. She says "you're definitely getting it in the butt" @12:12am Jordan calls bullshit on Jeff. He gives her a cute smile :) @12:22am A couple of cute smiles from Jeff to Jordan @12:23:46am Jeff puts his one card left on his forehead LOL He wins! Jordan said she was so close to winning, they high five each other... Jeff says it hurts...Jordan says we lost...Jeff says I won! @12:25am They talk about playing poker instead...Jordan doesn't know how so she would have to watch...Jeff says in a dirty way "we could double team"...Russell says "oh God"...Jordan complains again that she would have won and says to Jeff "damn you"...Jeff in a sad voice says "you damned me?" LOL @12:26:28am Kevin is about to call bullshit on Jordan...Jeff says "Jordo...I believe ya" @12:27am Jordan calls bullshit on Michele and Jeff calls bullshit on Jordan. He's right and Jordan says "Jeffffrey!" LOL Jeff laughs...then on the next go round Jeff calls bullshit on her again and he's right again...Jordan says "stupid!' which makes Jeff crack up! Big smile then Jordan immediately calls bullshit on Jeff, she's wrong and she says she needs to keep her mouth shut...Jeff smiles :) @12:29am Jeff calls bullshit on Jordan...she says "f**k you Jeff!...I'm just kidding"...Jeff laughs...Jordan says "that was Halie coming out"...Jeff says "alright, alright" @12:35:48am Jordan lifts the green blanket up and Jeff grabs her and tries to kiss her underneath it (by the refrigerator) @12:44am The HG's are now playing poker...Jordan gets a poker lesson from Jeff @12:50am Jeff finishes eating his steak and tells Jordan he will show her as he plays....Jordan says yeah...Jeff starts explaining how it works...she starts to get it...she says "oh...so you can lie?"...Jeff is like yeah, that's poker face. @12:54am Jeff accuses Natalie of seeing his hand so he shoves his chair away from her and shoves Jordan over too...he says here on my right is what you call a cheater...those people get their hands smashed by a hammer @12:58am Jeff & Jordan get closer and get flirty...they bond over mango/peach/nectarine skittles Super cute! @1:02am Jordan folds...Jeff concurs, high fives her and says good call Jordo...he then rubs her neck and instructs her on how to act next hand...she says poker face, gotcha. Jeff then shows her the signals on his/her leg for stay and fold...Jordan does it and he says good call. @1:12am Jeff wins a hand which includes 2 peach skittles...he says him and Jordan get to eat them with dirty fingers, he looks at her and says "or we could just get dirty upstairs"...they all laugh. Russell says "that is so going on TV"...Jeff says he drops those all day long...Jordan says she wakes up and he's like "you wanna make out?"...Jeff again says he drops them all day, you guys don't even know...Jordan says the DR asks her about it...Jeff says him too...Jordan says she told them she likes it though...Jeff says he told them he's spinning his wheels, that ship has sailed. Jordan goes upstairs to the HOH room because she is sleepy...the others stay and play... Kiss/Grab under the blanket 12:35am There's a break in the card games...Jeff heads over to the fridge and Jordan goes over there too...right after the feeds come back to the kitchen Jordan puts the blanket over Jeff in the kitchen saying "he's going in for the kill"  :) Some ooh'ing and ahh'ing goes on and Russell says it's the first kiss seen on blanket...Jeff says "dude, I wish"... Jeff flashes his butt to Jordan 1:37-1:39am Too bad the HOH table was in the way and she didn't see it. 😉 Feeds switch to the HOH room...Jeff walks in and goes immediately into the bathroom...Jordan is laying in bed, she asks if everybody went to bed?...Jeff says no, they're playing pool and badminton...Jeff takes off his tank top...Jordan says that Natalie and Kevin tried to talk to Jeff upstairs earlier and a minute later Russell came up...Jeff says it wasn't even 15 seconds...Jeff takes off his jeans saying that they came up asking to talk to him and right after Russell knocked on the door, Russell wanted to listen to music which he let him do and the others stayed 10 more seconds and left...Jordan asks if Jeff talked to Michele?...Jeff says to hold on, he's going to take a shower. Jeff starts brushing his teeth and Jordan says that at the angle she is sitting at, it looks like he is naked because the table is blocking the middle part of his body where his underwear is. Jeff turns around and pulls down his underwear and exposes a little bit of his little butt. Jordan asks if Jeff drank that whole bottle of wine?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says "you did?"...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jeff gets in the shower… Jejo need to be touching 1:47-2:13am Jeff finishes his shower and comes to bed...he sighs big...Jordan asks him if he feels better?...Jeff says "yeah...relaxi taxi"...Jordan asks him to turn off the lights please...he does and then he slides shut the bathroom door...Jeff has the whitestrips in his mouth again...Jeff puts his arm on Jordan's chest...Jordan says he smells good and she asks him if that's a hint he wants his arm rubbed?...Jeff says no and he puts his hand on Jordan's leg... Jordan brings up the stuff they counted and they start going over numbers of cylinders, cans, etc. in the GR, RR and various places in the house, they then go over the days events happened. Jeff rubs Jordan's arm and says "you're good Jordo, I'm proud of you"... Jordan, as she turns towards Jeff, says "I'm trying to show you that I'm serious, I'm not goofing off"...Jeff says "we're gonna make out as soon as I take these things out"...Jordan giggles. Jeff puts his hand between her legs...Jordan immediately gets self conscious of the cameras (hesitation in her voice or her changing the subject is her tell, lol) and as soon as she can she puts her hand on Jeff's to "hide" the situation" 😉 They start talking game again mostly about a conversation Jeff had with Michele...Jordan covers herself with her blanket...too late LOL...she keeps rubbing Jeff's arm as they talk...she touches Jeff's chest and they talk about who Jeff should take off the block and what he should tell them...Jordan says that she can tell when he has the whitestrips in...she then puts her hand between her legs and says that Jeff is making the right decision for himself...Jeff says for her too!...Jordan says she knows but it's best for him...they talk more game and Jordan continues touching Jeff's arm...she tells Jeff that she's glad that he's getting Russell before Russell gets him...Jeff says it's awesome that he took out the two biggest players in the game, it will pay off...Jeff hopes so. Jordan and Jeff agree that Russell will cool off after the initial anger of being put up and Jordan says IF you make it in the final two, Russell will vote for him...she then rephrases it by saying "WHEN you make it in the final two" ...Jeff turns his head towards her and smiles and says "when WE make it to the final two"  ...Jordan says he'll have his vote....Jeff says "let's just get there and we'll worry about votes when we get there...there's still a long way to go"...Jordan finally takes Jeff's hand and places it on her leg... They talk about how long they have to go still, it seems short but it's not...Jeff says there is a long way to go...more game talk, Jordan says she's excited and scared, all these different feelings...Jeff says he wishes he could look into the future and see what's going to happen...more game talk and scenarios  ...they watch the spy screen for a bit and then Jeff asks Jordan what her and Michele talked about in the hammock or while working out... Jordan says nothing really...Jordan wonders if the other 4 are making a deal out there?...Jeff says one of them is fu**ed then, they're not making deals...they talk about how paranoid Michele and Russell are...Jordan grabs Jeff's arm to hold/rub it...she says that if she didn't trust Jeff she would be so paranoid too...Jordan tells Jeff what else her and Michele talked about earlier while rubbing Jeff's waist under his undies. :) She keeps her hand tucked under his waistband for a little bit... They laugh about the remote for the "TV" and how it feels so creepy...the feeds go off them… Long talk until the wee hrs Part 1 2:37-2:56am Feeds come back to J&J....Jordan & Jeff continue to talk game  ...Jordan is now sitting up in bed. They're discussing things Russell & Michele have said that make no sense eg. the fact Casey & Laura were tight...Jeff can't remember a lie that Russell told him that he wanted to immediately tell Jordan...Jordan says he lies about everything...they say a lot of things don't make sense. Jordan keeps touching Jeff's arm...they reminisce over Casey and how funny the margarita party was, it was the worst LOL...Jeff still can't remember the lie Russell told him, he says he remembers thinking he couldn't wait to tell Jordan about it...Jordan tries to jog his memory but it doesn't work...Jordan wonders if Russell is a pathological liar?...Jeff does too...they discuss reasons why they think that...Jeff thinks they might be jumping to conclusions...hey keep discussing Russell... They share a few laughs over Braden and the hair gel he left Jeff...Jeff & Jordan but especially Jeff want to ask so many questions when they get out of there, they want answers...Jordan grabs Jeff's arm again and rubs his hand... They complain about Michele and her mumbling and convenient memory loss...Jeff tells Jordan that Michele got in his face about knowing how to deal the cards and how she fu**ed up the whole hand...Jeff told her "I guess you don't know how to deal" ... Jordan giggles and turns the other way and gets comfy...Jeff says they're bashing people up there...it's Summer Bash LOL Jordan keeps rubbing Jeff's arm and they keep bashing ...Jordan says Michele gets offended easily...Jeff says that Michele better not think she was on board from day one because she was playing sides the whole time...Jordan says her and Jeff were the only ones, all their friends left...Jeff says he wouldn't have been their (J&J's) friends either. Jordan says to Jeff "if after the show we can go somewhere and drink do you so want to?"...Jeff (inside must be thinking, finally!!) says "wha...me and you?"...Jordan says "after the show yeah...like after, you know, the finale and all that stuff"...Jeff says "do I wanna go drink?"...Jordan says "like if we all can, like just go somewhere"...Jeff says "yeah, whaddya, of course I wanna get fu**in'...brass monkey" Jeff says "I'm calling my boys....I'm telling you if you can change your flight, stay a couple days"...Jordan says she would but she might need to get home and see her mom and everyone...Jeff says he understands...Jeff says he's going to try and stay a couple days...Jordan touches Jeff again and holds his hand...Jeff says if he can't change his flight then he is going to have to go home too...a little more game discussion and then... Jeff asks Jordan to feel his hair...Jordan asks if he put SP in it and the gloss stuff...Jeff says f**k yeah...she smells his hair, says it smells good...Jordan says he's going to buy that stuff...Jeff says probably not...Jeff takes off his glasses and turns off the spy screen, gets settled and then... Long talk in the wee hrs Part 2 2:56-3:04am Jeff turns towards Jordan, gets cozy and says "but what if I start dating some chick (Jordan) and she has that" (talk about a major hint to Jordan that she doesn’t get, lol) Jordan "has what? System Professional?" Jeff says "mmm, hmm" Jordan says "you'll think of me" Jeff says "I know...and we'll lay in bed together and I'll just go to sleep, I'm like omg I thought I was with Jordan" Jordan says "why?" Jeff laughs and Jordan says "it probably won't be a good thing" Jeff says "I'm just joking.....a good thing for what? for us?" Jordan says "no...for her...you say omg Jordan! You could also pretend that it's a guy" AWKWARD SILENCE as they digest what they just said... Jordan rubs her nose, Jeff hums, Jordan giggles then Jordan says "you will have no problem getting...you will probably have girls hanging all over you after this, after cuz you probably looked out to be the nice guy" Jeff gets PISSED at this! 😡 He throws the covers off of him onto Jordan, gets up and says "oh whatever" (clearly frustrated with Jordan's mixed signals) Jordan continues saying "and too, from what I have said, I've said some nice things" Jeff sarcastically says "thanks for hooking me up Jordan" Jordan says "I have" and Jeff says "you should worry about hooking yourself up"...Jordan says "you haven't done much" Jeff says "what? I try" Jeff returns from the bathroom and says he knocked the Lysol can onto his toe, he doesn't think he can go on...it's over, he quits, Jordan is one person closer (to the end)...Jordan says no...Jeff wishes Jordan good luck...Jordan says "not without you"...Jeff says "awww" :) Jeff says they are going to miss each other after the show ...Jordan says she knows...Jordan laughs and says she is probably going to text him and bug him all the time...Jeff says him too, with the dumbest shit...Jordan says she will text him something annoying all day...Jeff says "no, but I'll love it" 😊 Jeff says he knows you can't spend every second of the day with someone and then not talk to them...Jordan says she knows...Jeff inches closer to Jordan, puts his hand on her butt and says "ahh, Jordo"...Jordan says what? They are both hot (DUH! lol)...Jeff whips the cover off his chest...Jeff makes fun of Michele whining Kevin and Natalie took her blanket...Jeff says "man, she's crazy". Jordan tells Jeff that the next time he has off after he goes home, he should come to Charlotte and he can stay at her house...Jeff says "yeah?"...Jordan says he doesn't have to get a hotel because it's kinda weird, whenever her friends come to stay they always stay at her house, she thinks if she invites them she doesn't want them paying...Jeff says "are we gonna f**k around?"...Jordan "Jeeeffff!"...Jeff says "what?...at your mom's house?"...Jordan says "huh?"...Jeff says "nah, I'll get a...we'll see, we'll see"...Jeff says he would like to go and visit Jordan of course... :) Feeds go off them for about 7 minutes… Long talk in the wee hrs Part 3 3:11-3:37am Feeds come back to Jeff & Jordan....they talking about Michael Jackson dying...Jeff didn't think it was real but then heard a million songs on the radio, he knew it was...Jordan talks about how people at the airport, etc. were all talking about it...they felt bad that Farrah Fawcett died on the same day and her death was overshadowed by MJ's death...Jordan says she liked her...Jeff says if MJ didn't die that day Farrah Fawcett's death would have been huge news but MJ was known all over the world... Jordan says that if they died no one would care and she wonders why people care so much about celebrities and get emotional over them?...Jeff says they don't have any talent so nobody gives a f**k about them LOL...Jeff says they're nobody special...Jordan says she knows it's sad they died but people don't even know that person, you don't know if you'd even like that person...Jeff knows what she means. Jordan asks Jeff if he pooted because she felt a vibration near her foot...Jeff says as if he would try to hide a fart from her? does she think he's embarrassed?...Jeff laughs...Jordan says no, definitely not...Jordan grabs Jeff's hand and rubs it as she continues talking how weird it is that people get emotional over celebrities' deaths... Jeff mentions the movie Bronx tale, he asks if Jordan knows it?...she doesn't...Jeff says it's a great movie, Robert DeNiro and Chazz Palmintieri is in it, he talks about how it relates to what they're talking about...Jeff says celebrities, athletes, they ultimately don't care about you so why should people care about them...Jeff says all his knowledge is from movies...they giggle...Jordan says they want to make money off of you...Jeff says it's not that cut and dried, you get enjoyment out of their music, so you buy it and like them... Jeff asks if Matthew McConaghey died (it's still on Jeff's mind/he still remembers that Jordan thought he was hot lol) when they got out of there would Jordan be like "holy shit"...Jordan says she'd feel sad for his family but not cry over him...they talk about how people cry at concerts and how it is weird. Jordan says it's weird when people scream at concerts "omg! I love you!"...she says she feels embarrassed for people and would never do that...Jeff says "you know what is weird...I can totally see you doing that" ...Jordan says no!...Jeff says Jordan would say "omg! it's Britney Spears"...Jordan says "no, I will get excited and say omg, I love her, I love Britney (in Jordan affected tone), things like that"...Jeff says he hates her and that stupid voice...Jordan says that is how she talks at home...Jeff says "Luminous!" LOL...Jeff says he said "Luminous!" in the shower by himself. Jordan repeats that's how she talks back at home...Jeff asks if that is how her and her friends are all the time?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says he would fu**ing slap them LOL Jordan says she doesn't talk like that here...Jeff says she sometimes busts it out...Jordan says her friend Jesse did sign (the release) so she can talk about her... Jordan describes a typical conversation between her and Jesse...Jeff says it's so annoying...Jordan says they just act stupid and have fun...Jeff asks Jordan "how do you say in your voice, you wanna scratch my back" haha...Jordan tries to say it all peppy but it's not working...Jeff just wants his back scratched. :) Jeff turns and Jordan starts half-heartedly scratching him...Jordan says she calls her mom Beezay and calls her friend Megan Beezay too...Jeff says that voice is annoying and he hates it, kind of like when he says crunk and she hates it...she says Gucci is her word...Jeff says he'll let that one slide but when she says everything in that voice...Jeff says "Luminous!" and laughs...Jordan asks why he laughs?...Jeff just finds that one funny...Jordan wants him to say it again but she says it instead "Luminous!"...they both laugh...Jordan says she greets the girls at the salon with "Hey Guccis"...Jeff says does anyone walk in and say "what's up dorks?" LOL ...do they make fun of her? Jordan says no, they love it...Jeff says he can see her and her friends doing that all night...Jrodan says they say "hey stupid", she talks about all the various friends she has, from the salon, from school, some are the "luminous" friends, some more laid back, some more drama, a variety...Jeff says "luminous" again (he loves that!)...Jordan starts talking about a friend Amanda and... ...the feeds go off for about 5 minutes...when they return Jeff and Jordan are talking about TV shows...Jordan says she was watching a Cheaters marathon on the last 4th of July LOL Jeff asks her if she has seen the show "To Catch A Predator"?...Jordan tries to recall the show and does...she puts her hand on the small of Jeff's back...they talk about what they remember about the show...it's fascinating how they finish each other’s sentences here ...seriously fascinating especially when Jeff says "their poor lives are..." and both Jeff & Jordan say "RUINED!"...they are so in sync... They can't get over how creepy these guys are and then Jordan asks why men do that? (cheat and be a sexual predator)...Jeff says thinks it's a sickness...Jordan says it's disgusting...they can't get over it and ask what is wrong with people?...feeds go off again, return a few mins later with Jeff asking Jordan if she's seen "America's Smartest Criminals"?...Jordan says no, she's seen "America's Dumbest Criminals" 🤣 Jeff talks about smart bank robbers, he's intrigued by it...Jeff goes on to describe a heist he saw on the show...halfway through Jordan says she thinks she has heard that story but Jeff thinks she is thinking of the movie the Bank Job...they agree that eventually you will always get caught (if you do wrong)...Jordan says her mom always said don't lie to me, you will always get caught. Feeds go off again for a bit… Long talk in the wee hrs Part 4 3:41-3:56am Feeds return with Jordan asking what? and Jeff saying that she has been saying that ever since he said it...Jordan says "he gawn?"...Jeff says yeah, that she's been picking up all his sayings...Jordan says sorry...Jeff says he wasn't making that a bad comment...Jordan thought he was...Jeff says no, it's that she's starting to talk a lot like him, she's saying a lot of things he says, her friends are gonna be like "wtf is wrong with you?"...Jordan giggles...feeds cut out for a minute... They talk about the spy screen remote and how Jeff never told "them" his final decision... Jeff says none of them know that "he gawn" (Russell)...Jeff fiddles with the remote, says "they" are all outside still. Jeff puts his hand on Jordan...Jordan has hers under him...Jeff giggles and whispers "luminous", he says it's stuck in his head...Jordan says she feels like she can't get comfy, can he?...Jeff says how about today? they were just effing around and he just was just out, he couldn't even remember falling asleep...Jordan says her hand fell asleep, it felt like little balls 😝. Jeff says he loves it when his legs fall asleep, it feels like a free massage LOL... Jordan hates that feeling...Jeff says the weirdest was the hanging graduation comp...they talk about it...Jeff says Jordan did good and he pats her leg...Jordan wonders if she was on for an hour...Jeff thinks 2 hours because him and Russell were on for 4. They get quiet...Jeff puts his mic away and says "that's it, we gawn"...Jordan says yeah and Jeff turns to Jordan to cuddle...Jordan takes off hers as well...they talk about how comfy they were when sleeping earlier in the day, they try to figure out how they were and they get really snuggled up... Jeff says he likes how they hold each other for 5 minutes and then roll to the other side to sleep...Jordan says he doesn't like it, he likes his space when he sleeps...Jeff says no, you turn your back on me.  Jordan says she just goes on her side. They get quiet except for some mmm's and some movement under the covers...Jeff says "like that?" and Jordan says "mmm, my boobs are sore"...Jeff says "from what?"...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff whispers "I love this" (aww)...Jordan says they're just sore...feeds cut out again...they return with Jordan talking game and Bioré strips 🤨 Jordan is a little worried that Kevin & Natalie might team up against them...Jeff says now you're worried?...Jeff says go outside and get some water and see what's up...Jordan says she's tired and for him to get water...he says no, you go, he can't see, plus she's more smooth... (precursor to their tiff over her getting him water)...feeds switch off Jeff and Jordan... Long talk in the wee hrs Part 5 (Get me water tiff) 3:59-4:20am Feeds return just before 4am with Jeff saying "how about you go get me some water?".... Jordan says "do I really have to go down there?"...Jeff says "I don't care what they're doing, I would rather have water"...Jordan says "what, you want me to go downstairs because you really want water?" Jeff laughs...Jordan says omg, so now...you know what, she's not going to because he now sounds like "Jessieeee"...Jeff says he knows but just before she gets all fu**ing crazy, he didn't say go downstairs and get water (yeah you did Jeff) and second of all maybe she should go get him water because he cooks all her fu**ing meals and he tries to do everything for her so it would be a nice gesture if one time she would be Jeff, you know what, I'll get you some water because you're thirsty, he is just throwing it out there but now it's OVER, he will fu**ing dehydrate himself before she gets him water...he says that it would have been a nice gesture, he wouldn't have let her go but he would have taken it as a gesture. Jordan has been giggling/smiling the whole time listening to Jeff's diatribe...then she says "ok, wait, didn't we just say like seriously, like 2 seconds ago how we haven't been bickering or fighting and you said we just made up and then just now those were stones, so stoppp! seriously" Jeff laughs...Jordan says they just said they weren't going to bicker...Jeff says he was pissed because production told them to put their mics on...Jordan says she will get him his water...Jeff says forget it...Jordan says she's doing it to be nice because he throws in stuff to make her feel bad and that might be his strategy...Jeff says if she gets him water he'll throw it on the floor and dehydrate himself... Jordan says no, he wouldn't...Jeff says he's not drinking it and she's not going anywhere...Jordan says he just told her he wanted her to go downstairs...Jeff says it would have been nice without asking for it...Jordan raises her voice and says she'll go downstairs and get him water!...Jeff asks if she's putting on a show for somebody? relax, for her to use her inside voice and take it down a notch, she's getting outta control and it's late. Jordan rolls out of bed and GRRRRRR's...Jeff tries to grab her and says "hey, don't get me water, get out of here"...Jordan says she doesn't know but says Jeff is crabby, he's on his man period 😅...Jeff laughs, he says "where you going? don't go get water, I'm serious" One of my favorite Jordan moments....she says..."no I'll go get it because you want it because you made me feel bad because you do cook me stuff all the time but I just want to let you know that I am not, that you're not going to be like Jessieee ok?"...Jeff asks if she thinks the water squares them?...Jordan says "no, maybe you'll be quiet because these past couple of days, I swear to you, you act like you're on your man period, I'm serious"...Jeff says he's going to throw that water right in her face when she gets back...Jordan leaves and goes outside to get Jeff's water. She returns to the HOH with the water...Jeff says thank you...Jordan starts talking about Michele being out there and Jeff says "thank you very much for the water" :) ...Jordan says she put ice cubes in it...Jeff says now he feels bad...Jordan says he should feel bad and laughs...Jeff says was that tap water?...Jordan says no, she went outside...Jeff says no you didn't?...Jordan says she did...Jeff says "wow, now I feel like an asshole"...Jordan says "yeah, uh, yeah you can be"...Jeff says take it easy, that's all, now he can't ask for anything ever again...Jordan says he can, but to not be rude. Jeff thanks her again and then Jordan tells Jeff what her and Michele talked about...Jordan tells Jeff it's 4 o'clock and that they will probably get woken up in 5 hours...Jeff's surprised they haven't told them to go to sleep...the feeds go off for a bit and then return to Jordan in the bathroom, she comes back just after the 4:14am mark....Jeff says he's tired, Jordan is too, they take off their mics and settle in for sleep. They assume the position - Jordan's butt to Jeff, her hand reaching back to touch Jeff, Jeff touching her, Jeff putting his leg over Jordan's leg...Jordan says goodnight...Jeff says "goodnight Johhrdan" ...Jordan giggles and Jeff laughs and says what?...they both smile...Jeff mutters "oh God" and then they finally quiet down to sleep... Burning clothes/Blankie...barbecued! 8:58-9:29am Jordan & Jeff get woken up early...Jeff gets dressed but goes back to bed to listen to music...Jordan puts on her makeup for the POV comp coming up...Jeff farts a couple of times...Jordan takes it all in stride...fast forward to the 9:16am mark...Jordan comes out of the washroom and Jeff calls out "Johrrdan"...LOVE Jeff's smile to her when she is standing by the table putting her deodorant on...he is just gaga over her. 🥰 Jordan questions why he is smiling/smirking...Jeff says it's nothing! to take it easy...she leaves to get her bra and Jeff does the "it's over" motion with his hand and says "you're going on the block" LOL Jordan comes back and gets in bed...Jeff tells Jordan he is going to take Kevin off the block...he takes a red card out of the deck just to say that he drew red for Kevin in case they ask how he determined who would be taken off...Jordan says Kevin is the best choice since Natalie might have turned and voted for Russell to stay...Jeff says that's a good point and that is why he keeps Jordan around...high five!🫸🫷 Another one of my fave J&J moments here... They notice Michele on the spy screen and Jeff says she knows they are watching, she seems nervous...Jeff says he wants to throw Michele's shoes over the fence like that one season when they did that, when they got to burn each other's stuff...Jeff says he definitely would burn Michele's shoes. Jeff says for Jordan her bra would have to go, it makes him sick, it's clean though...Jeff doesn't understand how she brought 15 pairs of jeans and 1 bra?...Jordan explains she had just had her boobs done and she couldn't wear a wire bra so she didn't want to spend a lot of money on non wire bras. Jeff says maybe that Mardi Gras shirt...Jordan asks what's wrong with that?...Jeff says he doesn't know but she wears it all the time so he would burn it...Jordan says that's memories!...Jeff says and her peace pants too...Jordan says she doesn't have any other long pants...Jeff "they gawn" 😅 Jordan says "alright well let me tell you"...Jeff cracks up...Jordan would get rid of his "Let's Dance" shirt...Jeff gets perturbed by this haha ...Jeff says "what? why?"...Jordan doesn't like it...Jeff "what?"....Jordan "Let's Dance?"...Jeff says it was a gift...Jordan says ok, then!...Jeff asks her why she doesn't like it?... LOVE Jordan's giggle here...Jordan says she doesn't like it, she just doesn't like it...Jeff says he wore it twice!...Jordan repeats not liking it...Jeff says "why? because it was a gift?"...Jordan moves on but Jeff is "why? why?"...she doesn't know...Jeff repeats the gift thing AGAIN LOL...Jordan won't give him an answer but says he wore it yesterday or the other day... I think Jeff wanted Jordan to admit she didn't like it because his ex-gf gave it to him and that was the reason but she wouldn't give him that satisfaction at this point LOL The shirt did look like it was made for a 5 year old 😛 Jeff says let's get back to you then, why would she throw that away? (the shirt lol) ...Jordan says she would get rid of, she says she likes Jeff's baby blue shirt (note - he wore it the next day 😊 ) ,the shirt he wore in the comp, v-neck shirts...Jeff says it's all he has...Jordan would get rid of the green one he has never worn and the other western one, the white one...Jeff says no way!...Jordan says his black sneakers too...Jeff says the Adidas!?...Jordan says they look like something a 10 year old would wear...Jeff says "f**k you...that's all I have for dress shoes" Jordan says she likes him in jeans and flip flops...Jeff says guess what he's wearing today, his Let's Dance shirt with his Adidas and his cowboy shirt on top...Jordan says "really, Jeff, you just wore that shirt the other day"...Jeff is still bitter LOL..."I can't believe you don't like that shirt, I wore it twice" Jordan says Jeff looks good in wife beater tank tops, v-neck tops...Jeff says he needs to mix it up, he tells Jordan to put on that stupid purple Mardi Gras shirt on and he's gonna throw her over the fence with it. Jeff ponders what else she wears that makes him sick to his stomach...Jeff says that eyeliner? OVER the FENCE!...Jordan asks "you don't like it?"...Jeff says nope! he hates it...her mouthguard? Pffffftttt He gawn!...Jeff laughs...Jordan says that don't even make sense!...Jeff says "It gawn! Pffftttt Your blankie? Barbecued!" 😂 Jordan comes back with his glasses and his hair gel...Jeff is offended saying "whaddya mean my hair gel?"...Jordan says whatever he puts in his hair...Jeff asks if she doesn't like it?...she says no...he says to go find a new roommate, this fu**ing thing is over (hand motion)  ...Jeff says she better believe he's wearing all the things she hates to the live show...he yells out "my hair gel!?"...Jordan turns and says she was just kidding, joke, har har. They quiet down and take a nap… Increasing their sexual relationship deal 10:48-10:51am Jeff & Jordan are sleeping in the HOH room, it's already almost 11am...Michele had been up in the HOH round chair napping/spying...who knows, she leaves and Kevin & Natalie come upstairs and wake J&J up to talk about the quickly upcoming POV ceremony. They want to make a deal (fake) that they won't put up Jeff in any way, shape or form next week, Michele is the target. Jeff says ok. Kevin says Jeff will have to be ok with Michele going, Jeff says right, it's not her (Jordan) aaaaand... "Me and Jordan have to increase our sexual relationship" Kevin & Natalie say DEAL! They all laugh. Natalie says "you get a kiss right now". Jeff says "Jordan, I'm still working on one right here (points downward, lol) if you wanna finish up" He grabs Jordan and gives her a hug. Jeff wants Kevin to go in the pool if they make the deal, lol. Natalie says if Jordan gives Jeff a kiss for her, then the deal is on. Jeff says they're making out a bunch (little did he know!) Kevin & Natalie leave not knowing for sure if they are safe or not but all signs point to it...Jeff doesn't give them a definite answer… Jordan had a dream/kiss 10:51-10:54am Right after Nat & Kevin leave cams follow them downstairs but you hear Jeff telling Jordan "did you hear that deal?" The cams then go back to the HOH...Jordan is telling Jeff "actually, you know what I was just dreaming?"...Jeff says "that we're fooling around?" 😉 Jordan says he's probably not going to believe her because he always says that (fooling around) but it made her think of the dream...Jeff says c'mon...Jordan says she's serious...Jeff says what was going on? Jordan says they were doing a competition where they had to go up 20 stories (Jeff farts and says what's wrong with me?) and they were hanging by something and Jeff was saying they had to practice their kiss before he goes and she was like, why? and Jeff was like, we just have to practice because practice makes perfect and she was like ok and it was really weird, to not worry about it, but it was funny Jeff said that cuz she was dreaming that. Jeff says do we turn it up a notch?...As Jordan is saying "we haven't even turned..." Jeff lays on top of her and snuggles her...Jordan says they haven't even had it up a notch and Jeff says he knows, let's move it...Jordan scratches his neck and smiles...Jeff says he's tired...Jordan says her too...Jeff asks if she's scratching...Jordan mmm, hmm's. Jeff asks "how does this picture look?" (referring to the fact he's on top of her)...Jordan says "interesting, what do you think...Jeffrey"...he farts again, lol...she says "good God!" ...Jeff says "right?", then says he thinks he's thirsty, he reaches over to get his cup and kisses Jordan 😘 Jordan goes back to talking game… Jordan pops Jeff’s pimple/BY chat 11:44am-12:08pm Jordan and Michele have been outside on the couches talking game, it's a little weird and tense...Jeff comes outside and sits between them...Michele immediately starts giggling and being her usual weird, goofy self around Jeff, which makes things even more uncomfortable 🥴 Jordan notices Jeff has a pimple on his nose so she tells him to turn to the side, she says he has a pimple, can she pop it?...Jeff says "where?"...Jordan says "on your nose"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan tells Jeff to lean in...Jeff says "you wanna pop it?"...Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff says "gross"... Jordan pops Jeff's pimple and says he has stuff shooting out of another... Jordan tells Jeff to wipe his nose, Jeff is 😐 Jeff asks if she got it?...Jordan says Jeff has a bunch...Jeff says he needs the strips...Jeff asks if he should go see if he has any?...Jordan (who is probably dying to leave and get away from Michele) says "yeah let's go see if you have some because I want to do it to my nose"...Jeff's not sure but he'll check later, he looks at Jordan and says "right now?"...Jordan says hopefully he has one, she wants to do it too...Michele goes inside... Jordan immediately tells Jeff to let her know when she comes back outside, she tells Jeff everything she and Michele talked about, how Jordan told her she doesn't know what Jeff is doing re: the POV ceremony, it's going to be a surprise and how Michele told her that if Jeff does put up Russell as the replacement nominee, he should leave Kevin up against him and they can vote Kevin out...Jeff says "what??"... Jordan says that Michele told her they (her & Jordan) control the votes and just so Jeff and Jordan know in case they hear word, she did tell Russell that she would do everything in her power to split Jeff and Jordan up 🫤 Michele told her she had to play it up but Jordan thinks Michele was being for real...Jeff agrees...Jordan says she was looking at Jeff wanting to tell him so badly...Jeff asks why the f**k she would say that?...Jordan explains that Michele said she was just saying that to Russell and that Jeff will know her loyalty to him by her vote...Jeff says she'd be stupid to vote otherwise. Jeff says he's definitely taking Kevin off (the block)...Jordan agrees...Jordan says that she got quiet with her and so did Michele, she thinks Michele gets kind of mad...Jeff says she has to because he doesn't tell her shit...Jeff says he has no problem sticking it to Michele either, sure she's playing both sides, she's on his fu**ing side...Jordan says it's obvious...Jordan says that Michele said it would be a crazy thought to think she would try to break Jeff and Jordan up, like that would happen and Jordan thought "uhh, no, that wouldn't really happen" :) Jeff says it's a crazy thought that Kevin and Natalie want to get Michele out too... At this point Michele comes back outside and Jeff starts talking about his pimples again LOL...he says he's going to see if those things are in there, he says he'll bring them out if so and he goes inside...Michele and Jordan talk about the Biore strips, how they work, more awkward conversation about aging, their mothers and how young they look 😐 Jeff comes back outside saying he doesn't have any...Jeff sits on the fridge to have a smoke...more quiet and then Michele goes to clean her slipper with some water from the hottub...Jeff tells Jordan he only brought one (of the strips) to use in the hotel...Jordan says "geez Jeff"...Jeff says he didn't want to bring them because he didn't want others thinking he was trying to be all cool with his facial products LOL They talk about Braden and all his variety of products and mini lotions...Jeff talks about how the nose strips work...Jordan zones out...Jeff says "Jordan!"...Jordan turns around and says "huh?" and giggles...Jeff asks what she was thinking about?...Jordan says "Big Brother"...Jeff says "whatever, I lost the excitement of the story, it's over" Jordan says he said something about the strips...Jeff explains how gross it is...Jordan asks how they work?...Jeff explains and says they have them for all over but he just got those because they're cool :) ...they talk about ear candling...Jeff says he's never done it but he knows a lot of wax comes out...Michele says wax is good for your ear...they agree it grosses them out...Jordan tells a disgusting story about an infected pus filled boil/pimple she had in one ear (😧)...Jeff says it makes him sick to his stomach, he doesn't know if he can be her friend anymore  ...Jordan says "oh be quiet"...Jeff smiles big... Jordan says "you get pimples too"...Jeff says he doesn't...Jordan says "yes you do, I just popped one!"...Jeff laughs...Jordan says she doesn't like the mirrors in here, you can't see well...they talk about the tweezers and where they disappeared to...Jeff insists Jordan was the last one to use them or see them...she doesn't think so but says maybe she dropped them in her makeup bag... Things get really quiet...Michele, again being creepy and awkward tells Jeff that he's really tanned, she doesn't know why he said he wasn't tan...Jeff who feels uncomfortable with her staring at him says he would have a shirt on but he doesn't want to pit it out so that's the reason...Michele says "that's ok, you're allowed to walk around shirtless" ...Jeff says not all the time, there's certain times when you can, jeans and no shirt, you're showing off, swim shorts and no shirt, you're ok. Russell comes outside to hang with them, they talk about seeing a praying mantis die earlier...Russell says it's a sad, sad day LOL Jeff does the sign of the cross for it :)  , they talk about praying mantis some more...Jordan who is zoning out tries to ask about something and Jeff says it doesn't matter, for her not to worry about anything...Jordan says she wasn't listening...Jeff smiles knowingly... They banter some about Jeff winning some money and Jordan being a golddigger ala the Jamie Foxx song LOL...Jeff says they're going to play that song tomorrow for sure...they talk about the songs BB plays for them in the morning...Jordan eventually gets up and goes inside... Jeff & Russel fight/Jordan sidekick 1:08-1:28pm Feeds return from trivia...the POV ceremony has just taken place and Russell has been named the replacement nominee. Jeff is sitting on the fridge and Russell is sitting on the couches. Jeff asks Russell if he has anything to say, if he wants to talk about it. Jeff says he thinks it was a smart play, doesn't Russell think so? Russell is pissed...he tells Jeff to remember what he said out there...that if anyone changed the plan that he would go after you and your family. Jeff says he remembers. Jeff says he broke the plan first. They argue over the final 4/final 2 deal, kind of like which came first the chicken or the egg, lol. Russell says what he told Jeff was true and it doesn't matter what he said to the others. Russell brings up the family comment again and says if Jeff doesn't win this thing and he goes to the jury house, he will mop his face all up in there 😡 Jeff laughs and grabs his head. The tone escalates...Jeff says he'll lose $500 right now and bust his face if he talks to him like that again. Jeff says he will come to his house and stab him in the neck and to not threaten him...he will pull his eyeballs out and to not mess with him 😳 😵 Russell says he better win because he feels sorry for him if he walks into that house. Jeff yells out to BB that they better get someone out there or he will cut his throat. Add many expletives during this exchange, lol. Things get nastier and more heated. Jeff says Russell doesn't know him...he starts yelling... TRIVIA LOL...In the meantime Natalie goes to get Jordan to tell her that they are fighting...Jeff & Russell continue with their threats and insults, Jeff says he is not scared of him...add more expletives...😤😡🤬😡😤 (sounds like an episode of the Sopranos!) Jordan arrives and says that Russell is just mad because Jeff got him out before he did. Russell says he doesn't need Jeff's lapdog there, he doesn't even want to talk to her. Jordan says he better not say anything about the jury house because he isn't going to do shit there. I love this by Jordan "you're just pissed because YOU'RE GAWN!" (with hand gesture) Russell asks Jeff if she wears the pants, if she always fights his battles?...Jeff says yes, yes she does...Jeff says for Russell not to test his manhood, he's not scared of him...Jordan tells Russell that he needs to go inside because he's the negative person in the house. Jeff says why are you so mad because you got, got?...Jeff says his threats don't scare him...they go on for awhile saying the same things...Russell says he doesn't need Jeff's sidekick (Jordan)...Jordan says she's not his sidekick, she leaves...Jeff says he thought Russell would be more of a man in this game...they talk things out some more and they settle down...Jeff says remember what you're saying (about him mopping the floor with his face)...things escalate again... Jeff says that his 4 year old niece has better conversations than him. Jeff says Russell is going to look like a yo-yo when he walks into the jury house and he does nothing and an even bigger yo-yo when Jeff knocks him out when he walks in there...they go on AGAIN about the family threats and the mopping of the face/ass on the floor. Jeff tells Russell that he's going to go a lot further in life than he is. Russell doesn't believe it, after all Jeff is 31 and on Big Brother...Jeff says he's 25 and on the same show, what is he talking about. Jeff says he knows he's going places, he has a life after this place. Jeff says you got, got...you got, got...you got, got...you got, got... More name calling, insults and expletives which goes on for awhile. Jeff says he doesn't even know how he sleeps at night wondering what he's going to do with his life and where his character is, it eats him up inside. Jeff finally leaves. Playing ball in the pool 2-2:14pm Jordan, Jeff & Michele are in the pool...Jeff is on the blue raft as usual...they are quiet, Michele says it's not much of a pool party...Jordan asks Jeff if he wants to play with the beach ball?...Jeff says what do you want to play?...Jordan says she doesn't know, like hit it back and forth or something...Jeff asks Michele if she wants to play hit it back and forth?...Jeff says how about you hit it over me?...Michele says Jeff in the middle. They start playing but aren't very good LOL Jeff sees Michele struggling and says she's drowning over there, he says for her to get out of there before something happens 😅 Jeff moves out of the way to play too...Jordan hits it out of the pool and Jeff says this game is going to get old quick...Jordan signals forget it...Jeff says it's gawn...Jordan says we're done. They start with the mini ball and hoop instead...they all miss their first shots...Jordan gets one in and claps yay!..Jeff steps in front of her to take a shot, misses, Michele misses, Jordan gets one in, Michele misses, Jeff misses, Jordan gets yet another one in.  Jeff says wow...Jordan says wowzers... Michele finally gets one in and her and Jeff both say yay...Jeff says they both said yay like a couple of yo-yo's...Jeff tries to show off by doing a behind the back shot...he misses LOL They keep playing and it's down to Jeff & Jordan...Jordan says alright Gucci...Jeff says let's do this.. Jeff misses, Jordan takes her time for her shot (she looks like an NBA player concentrating on making a last second free throw, lol) she misses, Jeff misses, Jordan hits her next one and says yay!...Jeff misses his next...Jordan misses and Jeff says way to be creative...she keeps shooting lefty, rightie, lefty, rightie...Jeff gets one, Jordan misses...Jeff gets another...Jordan gets two more...Jeff says get the f**k outta here ...Jeff gets another and says that Jordan is saying just end this game...Jordan says she knows. Jeff gets on the stairs to the pool, hits one and Jordan says that's too easy, she does the same and says see  Feeds cut out... When they return Jordan finishes up winning...she says "I won"...Jeff says good job and they high five...Jeff gets back on his raft and feeds cut out again...then a BB voice is heard telling them they need a few quick DR's and whoever wants to go in first can. The hat’s John Gotti 3:30-3:36pm The HG's are sitting outside by the pool...Jeff is tanning...Jordan is sitting on a towel in the sun...Jordan says to Jeff "hey you know what your hat reminds me of?"...Jeff says what?...Jordan says that it's from the JT video 'Cry Me A River' and that girl is wearing the same color hat, she's supposed to be a lookalike for Britney, she's walking down and you never see her eyes...Jordan asks if Jeff hasn't seen the video? that's what his hat looks like. Jeff says "the hat's John Gotti"...Jordan says "it's the 1920's"...Jeff says he loves it 😊 Jordan says he looks like a newsie...Jeff says a news reporter...Jordan says they just need to get him some pants and suspenders and he could be the paper boy...Jeff asks if they have heard the song Paper Boy?...it's a summer jam..they haven't. Jordan says he could look like he's in a musical or something...Jeff doesn't think that sounds cool...he says he could be a gangster with that hat or skip around in a musical delivering paper, pick one! LOL Kevin says he could be like Leo in Gangs of New York...Jordan says he could be in Titanic...they talk about when Gangs was set, they're not sure. Jordan tells the story of a lady at the dentist who was around during Pearl Harbor and the newsboys would say "Attack on Pearl Harbor" and that could so be Jeff...Jeff says what do you mean be me? You want me to find a career about that?...Jordan says no...Jeff makes fun of Russell mocking him for not having a career but he lied about all his careers...Jordan says Jeff has a career...Jordan says you pay your bills right?...Jeff doesn't hear because he's talking to Kevin...they bash Russell a bit and go on about how he embellishes his stories...Jordan says he's the next Braden 😅 Kama Sutra 7:17pm Michele is at the kitchen counter eating...Jeff comes out of the bathroom and they chit chat...Michele says she woke up because she was starving...Jeff yawns and says his is just beginning (?)...Michele says she might go back to sleep but the (HOH) room is all his anyway...Jeff, as he's about to enter the GR, says "no sleep, I'm laying in the room here with Jordan doing the karmasut...whatever the f**k...kama sutra"  LOL! He giggles and walks into the GR... Jeff gets to Twitter 9:29pm Jordan & Jeff had been counting bottles and cans in the GR...Jeff got called to the DR and Jordan has been napping in the GR...Jeff returns and softly wakes up Jordan. He tells her that it's 9:30 and he has been the DR for what seemed like forever...he says everyone else is sleeping, Michele is in his room sleeping. Jordan asks him if he wants to lay down with her?...Jeff says what's the point he wants to sleep later...Jeff says "I got to twitter...about you" :😊Jordan says she has...Jeff says wasn't it weird?..Jordan says mmm, hmm what'd you think?...Jeff says he didn't know what to write, at first he sounded like a yo-yo...Jordan asks Jeff what he said?...Jeff says about the experience, thanking for voting for him and then he talked about Jordan...Jordan asks "what about?"...Jeff smiles and says "I said, uh"...Jordan says "that you're in love?"  Jeff says "there's nothing new on me and Jordan getting down and dirty, I go it doesn't mean I'm going to stop trying and I put a haha...I said Jordan has a huge heart and I hope you see that on TV...I said nice things"...Jordan says "awww"...Jeff leaves the GR and Jordan dozes off again... BY chat - Movies, banking & reality shows 11:27-11:59pm Jordan and Michele have been working out and finish up...Michele is inside...Jordan joins Natalie and Kevin who are at the hot tub...Russell is playing solitaire at the couch area and Jeff is sitting on the fridge...they are chatting about movies and Natalie's job at Blockbuster. Natalie says she recommends movies, the movie Best Friend's Girl for eg. but she tells customers it might be too vulgar for them...Jeff says that movie is fu**ing hilarious, he was renting movies one day, he saw it was Dane Cook, who he likes, he was pissing his pants, his friend came over and they rewound it to watch it from the beginning....they talk about how obnoxious his character is but it's so funny, he loves that movie. Kevin imitates how an annoying customer at Blockbuster would be and Jeff laughs...Jeff sits on the couches...as far as possible from Russell LOL Jordan talks about overdrafts and her banking situation...Russell smirks at Jordan 🙄 Talk finishes up regarding mortgages and homes...Kevin asks if they've ever seen Flip That House?...Natalie says she watches Extreme Home Makeover...Jordan talks about an episode based in Alaska and they continue talking about that show...Jeff just watches with his head turned away from Russell... Kevin asks if they watched Extreme Makeover?...Jordan says yes! she loves it! it's on channel 98 at her house...Jeff laughs at how Jordan knows the channel number...Jordan is excited about the show...they talk about the guy who weighed 300 lbs and lost all that weight and had so much excess fat, he had to get a body lift... Jordan asks if she had work done in Beverly Hills would it be more expensive than if she did it back home?...they all agree it would be cheaper in Charlotte and explain why...they then talk about the Swan...Jordan loves that show too...they wonder why those types of shows don't exist...Jordan talks about one episode where an "ugly duckling" sister becomes beautiful, it was great...Natalie loves the Biggest Loser, it's such a positive show...they talk about that show… They start talking about Jon & Kate Plus 8 and who was at fault in the breakup...Natalie says she heard she was a bitch to him...Jordan says their kids are so freaking cute, she wants to squeeze them...Natalie says Jon isn't cute...they agree Kate looks good after her makeover...Natalie says since she got called out by Kevin on live TV that she needs a makeover BB might as well hook her up with one...Kevin apologizes...Jordan giggles at how Kevin apologized...Jeff giggles at how Jordan said it. Jordan says she loved and was so hooked on Celebrity Rehab, that was her show...Jeff says he loves those too...Jordan says she loved Sober House too...Jeff says yeah...they talk about Gary Busey...Jeff says he's fu**ing hilarious...Kevin says he's insane, how he thinks he doesn't need rehab...Jeff says he thinks he's the counsellor, he is crazy...Jordan says Tawny Kitaen would call him out on his lectures, it was nuts. Jordan brings up the show were teen idols come back to try and get a second shot at fame...Jeff of course watched it too 😉...Jordan asks Jeff what the name of that was?...Natalie brings up another show...Jeff says no, that was the one they tried to remake a boy band...they try to remember the name...

August 30 Jordan rallies for Jeff to stay 12-12:12am Jeff keeps creating the pizza and Jordan keeps eating her chips...BB asks Michele to go put on her mic so she leaves to go find it...Jeff looks back at Jordan and widens his eyes...(clearly saying wtf is up with her?)...Jeff mumbles that everybody's got the munchies uh?...Michele talks about the weird prizes you get in Cracker Jack boxes...   Jeff humors her for a second and then hones right in on Jordan...he leans over the counter and says "you're going to town on those chips"...Jordan keeps chewing and nods...Jeff gives her the sweetest smile… Jordan puts the bag of chips away and looks at Jeff...Jeff keeps looking at her intently...Jordan says what?...Jeff says nothin'...Jordan looks to the side while Jeff scrunches up his nose in a playful way...Jordan looks at Jeff and says what?...Jeff laughs and says he was just fu**ing with her and walks to tend to the pizza... Michele is chewing her Cracker Jack's loudly and says you look bummed Jordo...Jordan says she's fine...Jeff says she looks bummed...Jordan says she's fine...Jeff spins the spice bottle on the counter over and over and then looks at Jordan's sad face again, he starts tapping the bottle loudly on the counter...no reaction from Jordan...Jeff says he's going to put the bottle down before he breaks it. Michele, again trying to engage Jeff, throws some Cracker Jack's at Jeff, she misses, he doesn't even see it, then she throws another one and says I got you. Jeff ignores Michele again and goes right to Jordan, leans over the counter again and looks at her...Jordan says what?...Jeff says nothin', you're just so bummed...Jordan is clearly bummed...Michele sits down near Jordan and keeps chewing loudly UGH...Jeff says I know, I know and he walks to the bathroom...Jordan goes back to eating chips. Michele tells Jordan that if she doesn't win HOH next week she's probably going to the jury next week...Jordan says she's probably going this week...Michele says no, if Nat wins, she's going home (right! lol) Jordan says she's going home (wrong!) Jeff walks back into the kitchen...Jeff says the thing is nobody is going home, we're going to the jury house. Jordan says "between me and Jeff, vote for Jeff because..." Jeff says to Jordan, shut up, eat your chips...Jordan shushes Jeff and says he made better moves than me...Jeff mutters "Jordan"...Michele says it's not up to her anymore, it's up to them two outside...Jordan says she's just telling her to vote for Jeff, her and Jeff can make it far...Michele says they have all made it far, there's only not many weeks left. Jeff sits himself down on the counter...Jordan comes around to get a drink saying if Michele is smart, keep Jeff...Jordan says she's dead serious...Jeff says "alright Jordan, enough"...Jordan says she's being honest...Michele says she appreciates it, thank you...Jeff says me too, but enough... Jordan says she's serious, she even told Michele today at the pool, Kevin goes up against anybody, Kevin is going to win (right!) because everybody likes Kevin and Kevin is funny and America will vote Kevin if it's a tie and if anyone is against Natalie, she will win so if it's y'all two it's an even platform because y'all have an even amount of enemies...Jeff laughs and says it's not about liking them, it's about who do you despise less, that's great. Jordan says they have done the most...Jeff says he was just laughing because with them (K&N) it's who likes you more and with us (J&M) it's about who hates you less...Jordan says y'all have won the same amount of stuff so it will be an even platform, she pours Jeff some soda...Jordan keeps going and Jeff says to take it easy...he appreashes... Jordan says she's just saying if y'all want to win, she walks past Jeff and Jeff pinches her cheek and kisses her forehead as she walks by. :) Jordan says she's just looking out and sits back down....BB admonishes Jeff saying "no climbing!" wtf?? Jordan says huh?...Jeff says "I can't sit on here? wow, I felt like I got yelled at"...Jordan keeps saying that anybody that goes up against them two is going to lose, guaranteed, she'll put her money on that...Jeff says she's throwing around her money these days. They start talking about jury votes, last season's outcome...Jordan says if Michele is smart she will vote to keep Jeff...Michele asks Jordan if she will hold it against her if Jordan stays?...Jordan says no...Jordan repeats what she said about it being an even platform...Jeff says alright, is she done?...Jordan says no and keeps going...Jeff says we got it!...Jordan says she's just being honest...Jeff says he gets it, what is she getting mad about?...Jordan says don't get mad at me...Jeff says I said thank you, I'm not mad, I just said thank you 5 times...Jordan says she's just saying they will progress further if he stays and they are together...they continue talking game .... Awkward Kitchen talk 12:12-12:24am Jeff, Jordan & Michele continuing talking game in the kitchen...Jordan continues to eat the Baked Lays LOL Jordan says it's between her and Jeff and everyone starts to need thinking (about who to keep) and she says she's done talking...Jeff, who is leaning over the counter says good, how are those chips?  😛 Jordan says good...Jeff says "are you going to eat that pizza?"...Jordan says yes and then she's going to bed...Jordan stuffs her mouth with chips...Jeff looks at her and laughs...Jordan covers her mouth and laughs...Jeff says "did you shove that, did you chew it or shove it down your throat?" LOL Then Jordan, who is clearly still tipsy, opens up and asks Michele why she said she felt betrayed by Jeff & Jordan?...this leads to very awkward conversation between Jordan, Michele & Jeff: Michele says the mood in there just got really bad before nominations, she says she didn't like being called out during the veto ceremony when Jeff was HOH, it wasn't the nicest speech, she felt like Jeff cast her aside when it came to the whole Russell thing, she knew Jeff was looking out for himself for this week, etc...Jeff says that he had to figure out who was the liar, he never really did and Michele could have just as easily been the person that left last week. Jordan says she's an upfront person and she doesn't think she has treated Michele any differently....she keeps grilling Michele...she asks her why she told Kevin to put up her and Jeff up on the block?...Michele says she didn't say it like that, she told him to put them up so that she could win POV and take one of them off and vote out Natalie...Jordan tells Michele again to keep Jeff and go on and win this. Jordan goes on and on and doesn't listen to a word Michele says (problem being that Michele proved herself a liar in the game so why would Jordan believe anything she says let alone the fact she is tipsy and free thinking)...she keeps eating those chips...Jeff is clearly uncomfortable with the discussion and keeps pacing and walking around...Jeff lets Jordan ramble on, she does until Kevin & Natalie come inside and then the chatter dies down and Jordan gets called to the DR… Natalie tells Jeff her version of the truth 12:24-12:34am After Jordan gets called to the DR, Kevin goes upstairs and Michele leaves the kitchen...Natalie tells Jeff that she can't vote for him to stay, she's telling him straight up...Natalie says first off Kevin isn't going to keep him and secondly she doesn't trust Michele...Michele told Kevin that Jeff will come after Natalie next week...Jeff says it isn't true...Jeff tells Natalie if she keeps him, she will have 2 people playing for her because Kevin can't play. Jeff & Natalie go over scenarios and Jeff says do what's best for her...they continue to talk what if's...Jeff says to think about it, they have all week, they go back to getting the pizza out of the oven...as Natalie is getting her slice she says that she would never make a deal with Michele, that's like making a deal with the devil, she learned her lesson with what happened with Chima... Jeff gets his pizza and goes outside… Jeff has grown on Jordan 1:33-1:36am Kevin, Natalie & Jordan are outside talking...Kevin & Natalie have been filling Jordan's head with the illusion that Michele would actually consider taking Jeff off the block with her veto, therefore ensuring Natalie goes up against Jordan with the promise that they would vote out Natalie...clearly that was never going to happen… 😫 Jordan, naturally, is buying it because she wants to keep Jeff at all costs... Kevin & Natalie keep pushing Jordan, convincing her to talk to Jeff about flirting with Michele to ensure she follows through with the ludicrous plan...they spend a lot of time talking game... Jordan admits to them that she can honestly say that Jeff has grown on her because before...Natalie says "are you going to make out with him tonight?" (no worries Natalie, she already did )...Jordan smiles...Natalie says this could be her last opportunity...Jordan says she knows, she told Jeff that if she's up his butt to not get mad because she is spending time with him before he leaves, in case he leaves, but before no, of course not, he's definitely grown on me but moreso he's like a good, good friend...a good, good friend that she would want to, you know... They start wondering where Jeff is? he needs to be on board with this before Kevin talks to Michele...they continue discussing how to go about with the crazy plan... Jeff shows his character 1:36-1:45am Jeff comes out of the DR and joins Jordan, Kevin & Natalie...the first thing he says is "don't even start"...he sits down and Jordan asks Jeff if he wouldn't even try that? (the plan to try and get Michele to use the veto on Jeff) Jeff says no, it's pointless, he's not Russell...Jordan says he's going to piss her off if he doesn't do it...Jeff says he's not going to do it, he's done enough shit in this game, to be honest he's exhausted. Jeff says "use the veto on me, are you fu**ing crazy?"...Jordan says "well then, you're a sorry loser" ouch! ...Jeff says that's cool, sorry loser? are you out of your mind, use the veto on me?...Jordan says Michele probably would...Jeff says "dude, you guys are fu**ed"...Kevin says people have done it before (whatever you just want Jeff to make a fool of himself grrrr) Jeff says for Jordan to tell Michele then...Jordan says "no, Jeff, she likes you"...Kevin says that Michele is in love with you...Jordan repeats herself. Jeff says she won't do it PERIOD Jeff says he's already talked to her about it and Michele told him she's not stupid, of course she's going to keep the veto and use it on herself...Jordan says if Kevin talks to Michele, Jeff has to be on board...Jeff says of course he is, he's not going to say no...Jordan says well then let Kevin try...Jeff says go ahead, he can do whatever he wants to do...Jordan says that means Jeff has to start flirting or do something, Jeff knows she's like "Jeff!" blah blah blah...Jordan says Jeff needs to start kissing her ass. Jeff looks down at the ground and is not amused    Jordan says make her laugh, make her think she has your trust...Jeff says cool, so trick her, take the veto, evict her, another big player and then take it up the ass next week and I go home, why doesn't somebody else evict somebody. Jordan says they're not on the negative train right now...Jeff says he's not either, but he's not on fu**ing Jupiter either, he's on Earth, she should try it...Jordan raises her voice and says "ok, Jeff! listen it's either you or me going home ok, it doesn't help but to try"...Jeff says he has come to terms with it. Jordan says he's being negative...Jeff says he wants an option that is on this planet, someone is going to give away their fu**ing veto?...Natalie & Kevin say it's happened before...Jordan says you have to kiss her ass...Natalie says pretend you're in love with her. (yikes!) Jordan tells Jeff that Michele has more guy friends than girlfriends...Kevin says you know she loves you...Natalie says she cries in the DR over Jeff...Jeff points out again what they are asking of him and then he says he doesn't know if he wants to pursue that avenue...Jordan says why? it's dumb if you don't...Jeff says is it?...Jordan says yes. aaaaaaaand this is why I love Jeff... Jeff says "#1 it will never happen and if she was nice enough to give me the veto I wouldn't stick it back up somebody's ass, other people might, I wouldn't do it"...Jordan tells him to try...Jeff says "I don't give a f**k for 10 million dollars, I'm not going to do that to somebody, money doesn't fu**ing mean everything to me, I'm not going to be like sell myself out, give me the veto and then stick it right back up their ass, that's not who I am, you fu**ing do it, I'm not doing it" Jordan says she would do it but it won't work for her, it has to be him...Jeff says "it's not going to work anyway and if it did, he wouldn't do it, he's telling her right now that he won't, he's not that person, he's not selling out, he keeps his word (jab at Kevin, lol) and sell out, someone gives him a nice gesture and fu**ing put it right back up their ass...no, I don't need the money that bad, so I look like a fu**ing complete asshole?"...Jordan says it's part of playing the game...Jeff says "it's not, it's part of being a huge asshole...so everybody else is happy? he should have won, that's all" Jordan says she thinks Kevin should try...Natalie says drop it Jordan, it's not happening...Kevin says not happening...Jordan insists that they should try...Jeff says they are crazy...Jordan says you don't know that Jeff, she's been crying in the DR about Jeff and she always cares what Jeff says...Jordan, Kevin & Natalie give examples and Jordan says try it just to see...Jeff says to see what? how he can influence someone's mind to f**k over, he already got fu**ed over plenty of times in this game, he doesn't want to do it to everyone else...Jeff says they all got fu**ed over when they didn't win, when he didn't win, they lost, he lost. Jordan asks Jeff if he honestly wouldn't do it?...Jeff says no...Jordan says even if you knew you could stay another week?...Jeff says no. Jeff says he's not going to influence her into giving him the veto and then she gives him a beautiful gesture and he sends her packing...Jordan & Natalie try again, Jeff says she's not going to do that...Jordan says won't Jeff be hitting himself over the head if he doesn't try... Kevin explains how the plan came about, he says it's just an idea. Jordan says why doesn't Jeff try?...Natalie says Jordan...(signalling her to give it a rest)...Jeff says why didn't you (Jordan) try, why didn't you try harder yesterday, I could tell you the same thing...Jordan says she did try...Jeff says why didn't he try harder... Jordan keeps at it but Jeff says for what, to put more blood on his hands, he has fu**ing sent home enough people, they can deal with her now, he's out, good luck. Jeff says they have it this easy now, they should be thanking him...he walks away while Jordan is saying that he's pissing her off, as he walks inside he says that Jordan should be happy that he sent home the fu**ing strongest people in this game... Jeff shows his character - round 2 1:46-1:56am Jeff goes inside to grab a cigarette, then comes back outside and again says don't start...Kevin & Natalie laugh...Kevin says they've dropped it...Jeff says he doesn't think so by the look on Jordan's face...Jordan says she's not done...Jeff says he knows she's not... Kevin leaves to go to the bathroom...Jeff says Jordan wouldn't have the balls to do that either, just so she knows...Jeff says if some guy liked her and she was all sweet talking him, rubbing him...Natalie interrupts saying Michele already fu**ed him over...Jeff says a lot of people fu**ed him over, like the one sitting right there (Kevin), why wouldn't I want to f**k him over? Natalie says that she came up with the plan and told Kevin...Jeff says he wouldn't be in this situation if it wasn't for him and Kevin wouldn't be sitting where he is right now if not for Jeff...sitting pretty with no blood on his hands and did no work. Jeff says you want me to sweet talk somebody, smooth them over and play with their emotions? Natalie says she did it to keep Jeff here...Natalie says Kevin never did her wrong...Jeff says it's because Kevin never did anything in the game...Natalie says she's really loyal...Jeff says he saved her twice...Natalie says he also put her up...Jeff says knowing she wasn't going home, he saved her twice...Natalie says but Kevin never...Jeff says he's never done anything, that's his whole point, the first chance he got, he fu**ed him, what kind of loyalty is that?...Natalie says the only person she's had is Kevin, she's loyal, her word, blah, blah, blah... Jeff says the plan is impossible, would they sweet talk and play with someone's hair and say what's up? and play with their emotions and get the veto and stick it right back up the guy's ass?...Natalie says Jeff doesn't have to because he doesn't have to vote against Michele...Jeff says she's not that dumb, that's a great plan if someone else does it, he's in...Jeff says they wouldn't do it... They go over who could be going home...Jeff says it's one of them, pick your poison, then stay Jordan, get her vote, he's stuck here, he tried his best, his plans didn't work out, he got fu**ed, he can't do anything anymore, he has no control. Jordan says if he could get Michele to, she only wants it to be her, Kevin & Jeff in the final 3...Jeff says he's not working over her emotions, they could have tried harder in the comp yesterday, how about that? nobody did (yep! including himself)...Jordan says she did...Jeff says how many people do you want him to take out of this game? someone save me... They say Kevin would be taking her out, not Jeff and Jeff says it's semantics, it would be him taking her out...Natalie says would you rather be out, in the jury house...Jeff says there are other avenues to pursue...Jeff says "do that and fu**ing shame myself and next week take it again up the ass if Kevin wins the veto and I lose again and I go home" Natalie says Jeff has 2 shots next week vs. Kevin who only has one...Jeff says he knows...Jordan says why won't you just try it? (stubborn, lol) Jeff says he's not that person, he's not doing it...Jordan says "at all? 100% not doing it"...Jeff says no. Jeff gets agitated saying that Kevin should be selling the story not him, they say Kevin wanted Jeff to be on board...Jeff says it always comes back to him, Kevin is the one selling the story...Jeff says before they get all pissy about him, ask Kevin to ask Michele and if she says go f**k yourself then he doesn't even have a chance. Jordan says she thinks Michele would do it if Jeff was on board...Jeff says he is, give it to me...Natalie says Jeff has to work her...Jeff says Michele is not giving it up...Jeff asks Jordan if she would give up a veto?...Jordan says it would depend how much you trust someone...Natalie says they only thought it would work because it's Jeff and she's in love with him. Jeff gets pensive and quiet and talk turns to laundering Jordan's blanket... Curled up like a ball on Jeff’s lap 1:56-2:03am Jeff is quiet and has his head down...Jordan and Natalie are talking about Jordan's blanket and how to wash it...Jordan reaches over to grab Jeff's arm and he gives her a look...Jordan says not to give him that look...Jeff says they come up with this plan and then he is made out to the bad guy...Jordan says he doesn't look like the bad guy...Jeff laughs and leans back on the chair with his arms folded... Jordan looks at Jeff but Jeff won't even turn his head to give her a glance...Jordan gets up and says she is going to look like a crazy person in her DR's because she's always crying...Jordan tells Jeff she ate the pizza and it was good...Jeff says cheesy. Jordan sits herself down in Jeff's lap and snuggles up to him but Jeff is as stiff as a board, he won't crack a smile... Jordan asks Jeff if she's hurting him...he says no... Jordan gives him a couple of raspberry kisses on the cheek, he's ticklish and says alright... She gives him one more and says "cheer up", she pats him and then gives him a real kiss on the cheek and sits up...Jeff asks if she's going to bed?...she says not yet...she sits on his lap for a bit but they don't speak...Jordan says it's so quiet now...Natalie gets up to leave and Jordan asks her where she's going?...Natalie says inside, probably to bed...Jordan says she'll be there in a little bit... Jeff is quiet and giving Jordan looks and Jordan says Jeff! quit acting...Jeff says why are you acting like that in front of everybody saying do it!?...Jordan says she thinks he should...Jeff says he knows she thinks he should...Jordan says she wants Jeff to be there...Jeff says there's only so much he can do...Jordan says this is his last straw, to try it, why not, why wouldn't he? Jordan says do what you want but she thinks he should try...Jeff says that's great but they should have won the competition, they should have, he should have, they should have won...Jordan says Jeff is giving up...Jeff says not necessarily... Michele walks outside and Jeff warns Jordan to watch what she does...Jordan goes to lean on Jeff again but Jeff says he wants to brush his teeth, they can lay down after, what's the difference...Jordan says forget it, never mind....Jordan lays down on the couch and Jeff goes inside... Jordan tells a story/Jeff tells a story 2:25-2:35am Jordan joins Jeff in bed in the SS room...she asks to use his chapstick...Jeff goes outside the door to put on lotion...they are quiet for a bit and then Jeff says "what's up? why aren't you talking?"...Jordan doesn't know, she puts on her mic to talk... Jordan thanks Jeff for the pizza, saying it was good...Jeff says you're welcome, it was cheesy...Jordan asks Jeff if he had some?...he says yes, a slice of the olive part, he likes the cheese. Jordan asks Jeff if she ever told him about the time when she was a kid she took a big clump of cheese and put it in her mouth and choked on it?...Jeff says no...Jordan says her mom had to stick her hand down her throat and get it out...Jeff giggles and Jordan says she's serious, it was a cheese pizza, she took the whole thing, her sister said look at this and then Jordan said well look at this and she didn't chew it all the way and it got stuck in her throat, her dad was on the phone and her mom was screaming and she had to get it out. Jordan starts rubbing Jeff's hair...Jeff says her mom reached down Jordan's mouth and got it?...Jordan says her throat and got it, she demonstrates on Jeff and he laughs...he asks how old she was?...Jordan says she was 4 or 3, it was the worst feeling, her heart dropped...Jeff says 4 or 3, you remember that?...Jordan says yep, she couldn't breathe, she was in preschool, she couldn't breathe at all, her dad was screaming on the phone and her mom was panicking so her first instinct was to get it out, she can't believe she did that. Jeff asks what would Jordan do if her daughter was choking?...Jordan says do that and she would be having her husband call 911...Jordan keeps gently rubbing Jeff's hair/head for over a minute... She stops and Jeff looks over at her zoning out and pats her cheek...Jordan laughs and snuggles up close to Jeff, she whispers about the faces in the Alien comp and how it was so much easier seeing the faces in the DR, they looked more familiar...Jeff says that's because you know them... Jordan says she was crying in the DR, she must look psycho...Jordan asks Jeff if he thinks she looks psycho?...Jeff says a little bit especially the part where she told him the same story 3 times today. They talk about the alien faces, Jeff says he didn't even know about Russell's scar...Jordan says she knew the one of her and Jeff because of her smile and  one eye was bigger than the other...Jeff says he didn't know that was her other eye, he saw the teeth but didn't know that was her eye...Jordan says her one eye is more slanted than the other...Jeff says it couldn't be that because one eye was normal size and the other was gigantic...Jordan insists her eyes are like the aliens...Jeff disagrees but says because of the size difference he didn't know they were both her eyes. Jordan points out that their alien had Jeff's hair...Jeff didn't even look at that...Jeff says he was a complete idiot, he looked at the pictures and didn't notice anything on anybody, he deserves to go home, that was the worst performance ever...Jordan says "Jeffff" Jordan says she thought she did ok in the competition...Jeff says she wasn't good, she sucked balls LOL...Jordan is offended, lol...Jeff says what? she was laughing at him, what was she doing taking a nap during the competition?...Jordan opens her mouth and says "you hurt my feelings!"...Jeff says she just made fun of him...Jordan says "no I haven't Jeff"...Jeff says she would say "it was your hair, I have a lazy eye, you make it seem like it was a lazy eye, one was gigantic and one was 1 inch"...they laugh...Jeff says you're making fun of me...Jordan says she hasn't made fun of him... Jeff says Jordan made a snack during the competition, just finish it...Jordan says she hasn't made fun of Jeff at all, she has supported him...Jeff says supported me with wisecracks...Jordan looks at him and Jeff says what? you can bust on me but I can't bust on you?...Jordan says she hasn't and the eye thing was her...Jeff says this is the part where I tell a story and Jordan listens... Jordan says she does listen, she pulls Jeff closer and hugs him while Jeff tells the story...Jeff says he thought it was Laura at first, he's so dumb and then he thought it's too easy to put me & Jordan (subconciously) so he didn't get it...Jordan says she thought that at first but she put her because of her teeth and she thought Braden but then she thought, no, that's Jeff. Jeff says he's such an idiot, on his own picture he fu**ed up, he's such a yo-yo...Jeff says when you stare at those pictures all day, it's easy but when you're in a competition and you're going home, it's not as easy.... J&J sweet words & kisses 2:36-2:49am Jeff has just finished talking about how much he fu**ed up during the Alien comp, he looks at Jordan who is looking around and not saying anything...he asks her why she is looking around?...Jordan says she wasn't...Jeff says whatever, excuses all day, I lost, no excuses...Jordan blows on his shoulder and looks around again...Jeff says what is she doing that for? doesn't it seem extra bright in there?...Jordan says it seems bigger in there...Jeff says how did that happen? she might just be drunker. 😊 Jordan says she sobered up, she didn't even get that drunk...Jeff says she was a little crunked...Jordan says she was upset...Jeff says and crunk, she's turning on the waterworks in the DR lately...Jordan says she is, she really does look like a crazy person, she's always crying in there now, it's hard not to, it's all in good fun, omg, it probably looks like she is obsessed with Jeff or something...she said it shouldn't be me staying, it should be Jeff, Jeff made all the moves, it sucks if he leaves and everyone else benefits from it, she says they must have quit listening to her...Jeff says they went and made a snack LOL...BB calls them out on the DR stuff...Jeff says they are on it now... Jordan asks if he thinks they won't be so excited?...Jeff says f**k yeah, it's their kid...Jeff jokingly says they would see Jordan and say "what's up Jordan" and walk away...Jeff asks if Peyton will say "Johrdan"?...Jordan says yeah, he'll give her a big hug and say Johrdan, Johrdan and then he'll start off with a story and he'll ask her 100 questions, he wants details, he gets annoying and she gets mad. Jeff gets up to grab some water that is on top of the dresser, when he lays back down he covers them up with the blanket and pulls Jordan in real close...Jeff says "Johrdan"...Jordan says her mom will probably ask a couple of questions LOL Jeff says "about what?"...Jordan says she will be real nice and then question her on things she did and said. Jeff says "hmm, so that is why it's bright in there, I didn't put 2 and 2 together...like looking at a picture" (I have no idea what Jeff meant by this, lol) Jordan giggles and says you yo-yo...Jeff says super duper yo-yo...Jordan laughs. Jeff & Jordan get quiet while Michele shuffles in the room looking for something, she leaves...Jeff whispers "is she going to sleep out there?"...Jordan says Michele told her she was sleeping out there and Jordan asked her why and Michele said so you and Jeff and Jordan told her "what? it doesn't matter"...Jeff says Michele told Natalie that Jeff & Jordan talked all night last night and she wasn't sleeping in that room...Jordan says that is probably why...Jeff says whatever it is, he's glad she's not. Jordan says that Michele says so many different things...Jeff says she's so opposite...Jordan says she was out there saying so many different people lie...Jeff says she's the fu**ing liar... Jordan reaches for Jeff's head and whispers something about Michele and the plan and how Michele is all about Jeff...Jordan says she doesn't know why, she (Michele) loves her some Jeff...Jeff and Jordan snuggle closer and then Jordan moves around... Jordan snuggles into Jeff really close and whispers about Michele again, saying that Jeff can say whatever he wants and she will like...I don't know... Another one of my fave J&J moments on the feeds... Jeff says "you can't talk to one person in here, everyone's fu**ing telling a lie" Jordan touches Jeff's face and says "you're my BFF" Jeff says "yeah" Jordan says "you're the only person I trust in the house" Jeff says "me too" Jordan says "and then if you leave, I'm screwed and then if I leave, if I leave, I'm not worried about you cuz I know you'll do good" Jeff turns his head to face Jordan... Jeff says "one of us is going" awww so sweet the way he says this 💔 Jeff says "it hurts" 🤕 Jordan says "we lost" They laugh... Jordan says "if you win over me, you need to let me know, you need to let me know if you have the votes so I can wear my best outfit" Jeff says "I will but I don't think I got it" Jordan snuggles even closer if possible and touches his face again and says he would be stupid not to campaign for votes...Jeff says he'll ask but not get crazy about it...Jordan is practically on Jeff now LOL she says he'd be stupid if he doesn't...something is going on under covers...Jeff says I know...Jordan giggles and Jeff says mmm, giggles and says nooo (Jordan style)...Jordan says no, Jeff...Jordan makes a weird squee sound and then says "just in that second...it's like (makes an exploding noise)" 😉 ...Jeff says what?...Jordan says nothing, nevermind... Jordan asks Jeff if she got on his nerves today?...Jeff says no, Jordan you don't get on my nerves, if you get on my nerves who the f**k am I going to talk to?...Jordan says no one...Jeff says it's over...Jordan says you lost...Jeff says "it's over, I lost" while covering them (mostly Jordan, lol) up with the blanket....Jordan kisses Jeff... Jordan says she's going to take off her mic...Jeff says it's over?...Jordan says she doesn't think she's going to need it...they both take off their mics...Jeff says see ya in 5 mins microphone and says he wants to sleep all day tomorrow...he takes the blanket and covers them up again and they start kissing...Jordan as usual starts up some random convo about food or music, lol, and asks Jeff what music they played this morning. Jeff says no music, Jordan says there was but they were sleeping...the feeds cut out... Jeff would hook up with Jordan 2:57-3:08am The feeds return with Jordan scratching Jeff's back...Jeff is asking to be scratched in a specific area on his back, Jordan obliges and Jeff says he loves being scratched huh?...Jordan says he loves being scratched or rubbed...Jeff says yeah...Jordan starts rubbing his hair and Jeff says "that I love"  :) Jeff says when they do shampoos at the salon do they massage it a little bit?...Jordan says mmm, hmm...Jeff says isn't that the best? 🥰 Jordan explains that at her salon they do something when sitting at the chair called a stress reliever, they massage the shoulders and head for 5 minutes and then go wash the hair...Jeff asks if it's included with the haircut?...Jordan says yes...Jeff says you have to tip each person thinking that different girls do the different things (massage & cut)...Jordan says only if you go to a senior stylist that has an assistant, then they do it, otherwise it's the same girl doing it all...Jeff says the girl that did his hair would massage his temples while shampooing him… (At this point Jordan is doing more cuddling and hugging of Jeff then actually back scratching, lol) Jeff asks what a good tip is? 5 bucks? Jordan doesn't really answer, she says that senior stylists for men's cuts...Jeff says "no, no, no, (for) the girl who massages you"...Jordan says 3 to 5 bucks...Jeff says he gave his stylist 5 bones LOL as a tip for the head massage, for making him relax...Jordan giggles and says "good job, that's good"...Jeff says he was just wondering what they get tipped...Jordan says some people don't tip them...Jeff says no, you have to. Jeff says he used to be so excited when he'd get his haircut because of that...Jordan asks why?...Jeff doesn't know, it was warm water and she'd massage and it'd be all shampoo-ey LOL...Jordan says "you really did like that? it was the best part?"...Jeff says yeah for sure. Jordan says basically everybody is ranked by seniority...Jeff says "if you have long hair?"...Jordan says no, by seniority, how long you've been at the salon...Jeff understands now and says if you go to a senior it's more money?...Jordan says it's 50 bucks to go to a senior...Jeff asks "for a guy?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "f**kin' beat it" LOL...Jordan laughs...Jeff says he always has friends cut his hair so it's 25 bucks...Jordan says women's haircuts are more and if you go to one of the owners it's $75 for a haircut. Jeff says went to a stylist in LA that cuts celebrities hair, he charges 100 bucks...Jordan says shut up!...Jeff says he cuts the star's hair and his ex-gf knew him and told Jeff he was going, she's already paid him the money...he showed him a book with all the celebrities he had done because he thought he was cool  ...Jeff says dude, $100, a haircut, no shampoo &  no massage, it was a real good haircut though, he told him if he kept coming to him he could get rid of his cowlicks, he cut it all with scissors perfect, he did know what he was doing but he wouldn't go back, it was 100 bananas for a haircut? he'd rather get drunk...Jordan is surprised at how much it was and says she doesn't understand why because they all go through the same training. Jeff says at that one salon he goes to? she doesn't cut his hair anymore...Jordan says no, at the salon with the celebrity stylist...Jeff has no f**king idea...Jordan asks if he went to him one time and quit going?...Jeff says yeah, his ex paid for it, maybe for his birthday, he's not sure what it was...Jordan says that was nice, how much did she pay for it?...Jeff says he forgot, it wasn't that much because she went to him all the time...Jordan says "he hooked her up?"...Jeff says yeah, maybe she got a deal and didn't pay $100. This reminds Jordan of a girl at her salon...Jordan explains that all of the girls there are really pretty and the guys who come in there are always commenting on how hot everyone there is, there is this one girl there from Greece and Jordan thinks she is sooo pretty...Jeff says "I'm gonna go there"...Jordan says "to Greece?"...Jeff tells her "no, to your salon" LOL ...they both laugh...Jordan tells him he would find a lot of pretty girls there. Jeff asks if she would hook him up? (going back to the few convos they had in the house about that 🤓 ) ...Jordan says if he wants to be hooked up...Jeff pauses and says "no, Johrdan"...Jordan says "no what?"...Jeff says he doesn't want to be hooked up...Jordan says "you don't?"...Jeff says "I would hook up with you if I went there"...Jordan says then he'd go back to Chicago and hook up with whoever's back there...Jeff says "Oh, boy"...Jordan laughs and says she's just kidding...Jeff explains how he would show up to Jordan's salon to surprise her one day only to find she has a boyfriend there in Airforce One's and a NY Yankee's hat...Jeff says he would ask her "who's this yo-yo?" and Jordan would be like "that's my boyfriend"...Jordan says she doesn't have any boyfriends...Jeff says "I'd be like, dude! you with your white tee, get away from me" 😂 Jordan asks Jeff if he was "talking" to anyone before he came on the show?...Jeff says he was talking a little bit to an ex-gf, not an ex, a girl he used to date, talked to her a little bit, they dated before and it didn't work out and then they started talking and you know...that's all...then I gawn...Jordan giggles. Jeff says it seems like fu**ing years ago...Jordan says "doesn't it?"...Jeff says "oh God"... Remembering & reminiscing Pt1 3:07-3:21am Jeff says it's only been 60 days since they've been in the BB house, imagine prison?...Jordan says gawwwwd...Jeff says when he was locked in the hotel for a week before BB he couldn't take it anymore, he wanted to kill himself, if they told him he had 30 years in prison, it's over, he would kill himself before that, so they lost, it makes him want to never do anything bad, your mind has to change, your mentality because you have to know that you're in there for 30 years, that's your life, he couldn't imagine, that's why doing shit he used to, forget it, he wouldn't do it anymore... Jordan says Jeff must have been a trouble maker...Jeff says he was a hitman for the mob, for the Mimmo crime family 😂 Jordan says yeah right. Jordan says if they had honestly asked her, she really didn't think she would find a...(pause 😉)...one of my BFF's would be a guy, she really didn't...Jeff says funny huh?...Jordan says isn't it? didn't he think the same thing, someone you'd be close to would be a girl?...Jeff says yeah...Natalie opens the door and asks where Michele is sleeping, she wants to make sure she isn't in the SS room. Jordan continues the convo and says she doesn't know, she would have said noooo, no guy is going to be her BFF...Jeff says how about when they were on the steps (of the BB house) and she called him a goober and someone said that goober is going to be your best friend, you'd be like noooo...Jordan says not goober...Jeff says goober...Jordan says that's her word...Jordan hugs Jeff...Jeff says it means douchebag, douchebag in Charlotte...Jordan says no, it doesn't, she says goober all the time, she just meant that...(loss of words)...they laugh. Jordan says she thought Jeff looked too...Jeff says Gucci?...she says innocent...Jeff says "innocent? oh now you're making shit up"...Jordan tries to explain, goober like, kind of like Jeff was the type, the stereotype of a guy that plays football, the jock type and you've never done a bad thing in your life, kind of like how Jessie was, kind of...hard to describe, but that was just first impressions, she thought Jeff would be like I'm hot (Jeff laughs), I played football, I'm a jock...Jeff says that Jordan didn't even know he played football?...Jordan said Jeff never said he played, he just looked like that jock type in high school...Jordan says she definitely thought Braden was a goober... They laugh and Jeff starts talking about how when he first saw Braden in his Hawaiian shirt with his wavy hair, he thought who is this fu**ing yo-yo? and then when he blocked the camera he thought this was the first dude he wanted out.  ...they laugh...Jeff says he was blocking the camera, like there wasn't going to be another camera on him the rest of the time, what's up? give me some camera time, he was pissed before he saw his face 🤣 Jordan says she remembers when they were all getting along, she knew it would change in a matter of weeks...Jeff thought how were they going to vote anyone out, everyone seemed awesome but he knew that would change, they laugh...Jeff says on day 2 his DR was "hey everybody I'm Jeff! and everybody is perfect" and now he wants everyone to fall on a bed of nails or fall on a paper shredder...Jeff says everyone did get along...Jordan says she felt like an outcast, weird...Jeff says it's inevitable, it's the theory of the show. Jeff says he felt weird when he was the only one with no bed, he was like "hey everybody, I'm Jeff, is there a couch around here?", he was already going to piss someone off because he had no bed...Jordan remembers Michele saying she couldn't share with a guy because she was married. Jordan remembers thinking she wouldn't mind sharing a bed with Jeff...Jeff says hell yeah...Jordan says she didn't want to be "that girl" sharing a bed with a guy right away so she thought she would share with a girl (Lydia) and Jeff could sleep here in this bed...Jeff says it was so nice right when Jordan did that, he knew Jordan & Lydia would be his best friends...Jordan says at night Lydia would be rubbing her arm...Jeff says really? rawrr, she wanted to get with her...Jordan says Lydia told her one time she wished she was Bi...Jeff says she wanted to grab some booty. Now this convo is interesting because it mirrors what Jeff told Jordan outside when they were trying to convince Jeff to use Michele to give him the veto...Jeff told Jordan that she would never do that, use a guy, play with his emotions to get herself further in the game... Jordan says it would be awful if there was in one season a guy who used a girl to get to the end for his emotions...Jeff says what?...Jordan says used a girl for the emotional part, some guys like being alone...Jeff says like Drew?...Jordan says she thought he really did like her...Jeff says he can't believe that he picked Cowboy...they talk about Drew & Diane...Jeff says he played her like a fiddle, he would yell at her and she would cry and then he would say he was just kidding and she would get instantly happy, that's the crush she had on him...Jeff says the best part was when he talked to her pre-BB and he was watching her season and hadn't seen the end yet, it was weird that he was meeting her, so when he met her he asked her what happened and she told him Drew picked Cowboy and she was still so pissed and bitter, she told Jeff not to trust a girl in the house...Jordan thought she was really pretty and so was her engagement ring...Jeff said she showed it off to him too...Jeff said he told her she looked like his ex-gf. Natalie barges in again saying she can't fall asleep and asks why Michele is in her room?...Jeff says she can come in and talk and so she does, she lays on the bed in the room and they start talking about their first few days in the house... Remembering & reminiscing Pt2 3:21-3:47am J&J and Natalie start talking about the first few days in the house, how everyone was getting along...Jordan says she didn't like taking those bathing suit shots outside...Jeff says they were all so white and now they're so tanned...Jordan says even the producer in the DR said they were all getting great tans...Jordan says she felt so weird...Jeff said the individual pics were the worst...Jordan said she felt stupid standing next to Laura who was so skinny and there she was...Jeff says what do you mean, he was standing next to Jessie with his 25 pack and Russell who was ripped at that time...Jeff says he was 10 lbs heavier and white as hell...Jordan says he has definition, she has nothing...Natalie says at least she doesn't have oversized, jiggle watermelon sized boobs...they laugh...Natalie says Laura could go swimming and just float. Jordan tells the story of how she was wearing the white pants and she started her period and she bled through which had never happened, she had an orange sweater and she wrapped it around her waist for the interview, she asked a handler for tampons, they had to find some and she went to the bathroom to see if she could get the blood off her pants...Jeff says omg, that is awful, it's so embarrassing, he feels for her...Jordan felt so embarrassed...Jeff says he totally remembers her now and he was trying to look at her but she was acting all "magoo", she was all Joe cool and he thought who is this fu**ing prissy thing, Jeff says her nose was all up in the air LOL Natalie remembers Jeff smoking and thinking oh, there's a cute guy but he smokes...Jordan asks Jeff what he was wearing?...Jeff says a baby blue shirt, he was sitting right in the middle...Jordan is trying to remember who Jeff was, she remembers a guy with a blue shirt...Jeff says that guy looked like him but he was smaller...Natalie says another guy was wearing a pink shirt...Jordan says the other guy was making eye contact with her...feeds cut out When they return a few mins later, Jeff has gone to the bathroom and Jordan & Natalie are talking, whispering about Michele. Jeff comes back in and the feeds cut out again... A couple minutes later the feeds return again...they're all chatting about how much scheming went on in the house in the beginning...Jeff asks if anyone from that crew ever asked if they could take the day off?...Jeff said Ronnie made him sick with his constant game talk...Jeff & Jordan talk about that one day that Ronnie talked to them by the hammock, 15 people were going up, even people that weren't in the house were going up, even the producers 😛 and after that Jeff went up... Natalie comes clean on what Ronnie thought when it came to Jeff & Jordan and the noms...Jeff says Ronnie would be the one to come to him and talk not vice versa...J&J say they didn't know that Ronnie was the swing vote that took Braden out at first, they never thought it was Casey, they took a little while to figure it out...they tell Natalie that Ronnie was the one that convinced them to try and keep Braden...Jordan explains how she rallied votes...Jordan says that last minute Laura told Jordan that Ronnie was not going to vote out Chima because he winked at her...Jordan told her no, he'll vote their way and sure enough the votes were tied...Natalie says they were expecting a tie...Jeff says it would have been unanimous if Ronnie hadn't cooked up the plan to save Braden, they even talked about that in their DR's, Braden was hopeful he would stay but deep down knew it probably wasn't going to happen. They talk about Casey and how he came on board last minute...Natalie says he had a final 2 deal with Russell at that point so when Casey went back on his word, they turned on him and Jessie wanted him out...J&J says how Casey would make fun of Russell...they say that Russell was going to turn on Jessie because Jessie got all the attention. Jeff says so he's the asshole because he's trying to enjoy his first 5 minutes here so he's cut from the game, well how about this, f**k you!...Jeff says he was made a fool of because of that, people just jumped to conclusions...Jeff says Natalie makes him feel better about his decision to get rid of Jessie because he would lie to his face saying everything was cool but make decisions about him behind his back...Natalie says if Jessie would have still been there, he wasn't putting Jeff up, he was putting up Dr. Crazy...they giggle... Remembering & reminiscing Pt3 3:48-4:23am J&J continue talking about the beginning of the game with Natalie... They talk about how if the Coup wasn't used the other side would have controlled the game...Natalie says she never made the decisions, only went along with the decisions 🙄 Natalie continues being sanctimonious about how she played the game. Jordan says she didn't like the way Jessie talked down to her...they talk about why Ronnie did what he did regarding the Braden vs. Chima vote...Jeff can't understand why he did it...Jordan gets up to get a glass of water...Jeff & Natalie discuss that first week, Jeff doesn't understand Ronnie's logic, it made his side look like a bunch of fu**ing assholes, that's why he didn't like Ronnie after that, it made him look bad...Natalie says Russell took advantage of that situation during the Ronnie blowup week. Jeff says everyone knows Russell's true colors by now...Jeff says he thinks he is a compulsive liar or something, they laugh about how Russell told the others he was a lawyer as Jordan comes back with the water...Jeff says he couldn't be a lawyer when his arguments suck, he makes no points. Jordan asks if Russell bashed her & Jeff the last day?...Natalie says no, he just kept saying they have to get rid of Jeff & Michele...Jordan says Russell was probably shocked she spoke up...Natalie says Russell said Jordan was a hypocrite because when she jumped to Jessie's defense vs. Casey, Jordan said things but then she did the same thing by jumping to Jeff's defense...Jordan doesn't remember that, neither does Jeff...Jeff gets agitated with Natalie's argument and says what does Jordan have to do with that?...Jeff says no one said shit!, they try to recall what happened...Natalie asks if Casey asked Jeff for a vote and Jeff said no, he wasn't going to make Jeff go against Jordan. Ironically Jordan says that everything is being ironed out now because Natalie is telling the truth...(poor Jordan must have been so hurt to find out how much Natalie lied!) J&J say they both feel stupid at how the both talked up Ronnie in the DR and how he played them...Natalie says even her side was confused after the first vote because Ronnie went up to Jordan crying and they thought it might not have been him that voted their way after all...Jeff says they were confused too...Natalie says after the HOH comp where Ronnie won, he told them he was just playing Jordan and he did vote Braden out...Jeff says Ronnie kept coming up to them to get information and talk to them...Jeff says he feels like it was so long ago, it feels like last season. Natalie says no matter what Jessie would have never put up Ronnie...they discuss the Ronnie blow up outside and Jeff gets agitated again about what Jessie did...Jeff didn't like how Jessie didn't go along with the house...Natalie says that was opposite of Jessie's strategy which is mob mentality, Jessie didn't want that...Jeff & Natalie argue over what really happened during the buzzworthy HOH comp...Natalie says Jessie wanted to win it so that Ronnie would be safe...Jeff says he doesn't know half the shit that goes on in the house...they talk about the "it's us 3 vs it's us 4" conversation...Natalie says she wanted to include Jordan because she knew that J&J were a package, Jessie didn't want to commit to that...Jeff says he couldn't trust Jessie, he never had a problem with him personally. Natalie says Jessie knew Jeff had the power and he knew was gawn...J&J wonder if Jessie was being nice to them his last week because of that, he was sucking up to them...Natalie says if she had won the POV things would have been different...Natalie asks Jeff if Jessie had won HOH that week would he have used the power?...Jeff says maybe...Jeff says the only reason he put up Natalie was to ensure Jessie would go. Natalie says Jessie will never forgive Jeff, Russell will but Jessie won't, Jessie knows it was the best move even though it put the target on Jeff...Jeff says he had to use it for himself...Natalie agrees it was a good move. They discuss Lydia, they talk semantics on how if Jeff did actually "save" her (man Natalie can argue with the best of them! geesh...) ...Jeff says whatever, she can say whatever the f**k she wants, he doesn't care...Natalie says Jeff doesn't have Lydia's vote, he says f**k her, she's a basketcase, he doesn't expect her vote, so go f**k herself, Capt. Fu**ing Loser. Jordan says Lydia was night & day, girl be crazy...Natalie says she never liked her, she says the only person that talked to her once Chima left was Kevin...Jeff says there was no one else to talk to, that's why...they argue over which side Kevin was on...Jeff says he's getting pissed because you say one thing and it gets all twisted...and then he farts LOL Natalie was thinking are you serious? when Casey asked her for a vote against Jordan, she would never go against her friend (Jessie)...Jordan says she hated this place the first couple of weeks. Jeff said he was just calming her down, he thought they were friends, after that everything changed and the whole house started hating him and then Jordan came and talked to him, she was the only one from the beginning...Jordan says yep. :) Jordan says she cut Lydia off after that because she was flaky...Natalie asks about how they got in an alliance with Michele and the feeds switch... Remembering & reminiscing Pt4 4:23-4:55am Natalie asks J&J how they got into an alliance with Michele?...they say they always talked to her because she was in the SS room originally too, they always talked late at night and never had an issue with her...Jordan says only recently they started talking game to her, in the beginning they never did...Jordan said everyone that felt like losers would come to them...Jeff says they were definitely the loser crew...Natalie says she can't believe she's even talking to them like this now...Jordan says she can honestly say she likes Natalie, they say they have come a long way after what happened...Jeff says it almost feels like it didn't happen. Natalie says she didn't even know them at all especially Jordan and now she loves hanging out with her...Jeff says Jessie would get mad if Natalie talked to them...Natalie says they have to understand how it was...Jeff says he understands but it's stupid...Natalie gets that. Jordan snuggles up to Jeff...Jeff goes back to the mob mentality statement, he asks Natalie if Jessie doesn't like it?...Natalie says no he doesn't...Jeff says isn't that hypocritical, isn't that what he was doing?...Natalie says no...Jeff says Jessie was controlling the house, that is what mob mentality is LOL Natalie gives up arguing... Jordan says she thought Jessie's speech to Casey was...(she probably meant to say awful but didn't...)...Jeff says he never stuck it to anyone on their way out...Jeff says they painted him out to be an asshole...Natalie says it was Lydia...Jeff says she's crazy, she ruined the whole thing, one day she's cool and the next she's psycho. Natalie says you have to admit Casey talked too much...Jeff agrees...Natalie makes her points as to why...Jeff says he never understood how Russell & Casey were so close...they talk a bit about Russell and how he exaggerated everything...Jordan feels out of all the people in the house, she knows him the least...Natalie couldn't believe that Jeff forgave Russell after what happened in the beginning...Jeff says he just couldn't understand his points, he doesn't know what his problem is, he thinks he's very insecure...Natalie says Russell won't do anything in the jury house, he has the most to lose, he won all that money...Jordan says she wishes she had 10,000 dollars. They start to quiet down...Jeff says it's so weird to talk about all this stuff because it was way in the beginning, it was so long ago...Natalie says she was glad Laura left right away, she didn't like her at all...Jeff says neither did he right away...Jordan says at first she didn't but then she did later...Natalie says they bonded in that room...they start talking about what happened in the ugly truth comp, the fight btw Chima and Casey. Jordan asks about the picture Chima drew of her & Jeff?...Natalie says she told Chima not to show it and disqualify herself, she says the picture was not good. 😳 J&J ask why Chima didn't like them?...Jeff says she thought he was stupid...Natalie & Jeff start arguing again about something Natalie said during the comp (I think referring to how they were right about Jeff, his type because he picked the cheerleader vs the sports fan)...Jeff says she was wrong, he wanted to slap all 3 of them (Nat, Chima & Lydia) with their wisecracks...Natalie says if it wasn't for her they would have shown the picture on TV...Jeff says who cares...Jordan asks what the picture was? Jeff goes off on Chima again, he says when she doesn't like you, it's over...Jeff begrudgingly admits that he did screw her in the game...Natalie says Chima threatened in the DR to ruin CBS' show if the power was used so that is why they taped early that day...Jeff says they told them New York needed it early and he thought to himself that was bullshit...Jordan giggles over the fact they switched the taping for her...they continue to talk about Chima and Russell...Jeff says Chima tried to control production, it was too much, why did she even bother trying out for the show? Jeff & Jordan are starting to get sleepy...Jeff reaches back to put his arm on Jordan...Jordan holds it...Jordan says she was clueless about things that were done, she was out of the loop...Jordan says she thought Chima was a bitch at first but then she liked her...Natalie asks if they didn't like her at first?...Jordan says no, not at first because she thought she was an instigator, but she was so wrong (you were right Jordan!) Jordan thought Jessie controlled Natalie but she was wrong...they bring up when they moved Jeff's clothes around...Jeff says that was when Natalie was getting real smart alecky towards the end with Chima...Natalie tells Jeff what she was thinking when he told her not to touch his shit...Jeff says she knew what happened, he was being quiet and they kept fu**ing with him...Natalie says it could have been worse if not for her. Jeff says he was being nice...Natalie says it was none of her business...Jeff says Natalie always takes it to the next level instead of biting her tongue, she always has an excuse to irk him, to take it to the next level...Natalie goes on and on about how it's none of her business that she knew where Russell's rosary was, where his hats were, etc. (again, the girl is so argumentative and righteous), it's not her place to tell...she tries to justify Chima taking Russell's rosary...J&J aren't buying it Natalie says this is a crazy game...Jeff whispers to Jordan to scratch...Jordan says wait a second, she's hot, she puts on shorts...Natalie asks Jordan if she ever watched the show?...Jordan says she had to borrow her friend's laptop to watch episodes on youtube...Jeff says he's never going to sleep, he puts on his sweats to go to the bathroom...Natalie asks if you never watched, did they find you?...Jordan says they went to her work...Natalie asks Jeff...Jeff says he went with his ex-gf because she loves this show and then he got called, he walks out...feeds cut out... They return a couple of minutes later with Jeff returning to the room...Natalie says she's going to bed and says gn... That’s been over...but let’s kiss 4:55-5:10am Jordan says she has dry mouth...Jeff says his bladder is the size of a cheeseburger LOL he has to piss every 10 minutes...Jeff settles in and reaches for Jordan's butt, he rubs it 😉 he pulls her closer and they spoon...Jordan says it feels a bit better...Jeff says yeah he likes cracking jokes, you forget about stuff... Jordan says Michele is outside, she says she's weird, Jeff...Jordan says she said in the DR that Michele is weird because she's so smart...she says (again) that she was spilling her whole heart out, she's depressed, it's like when you break up with your boyfriend...Jeff says Jordan keeps telling him the same story as she sobers up, lol...Jordan says she told the producer to not think she's crazy...feeds go to fish briefly... Jeff rubs Jordan and asks if she's going to bed, if it's over?...Jordan says is he going to bed?...(I don't think Jeff wants to...he wants some smooch time, lol)...Jeff moans and says "I guess"...Jordan doesn't budge...he giggles and turns back to his side...Jordan says it's over...Jeff says it's over, that's for sure...Jordan says hmm? Jeff says what? what's over? and he turns towards her...Jordan says she doesn't know, what's over?...Jeff nuzzles her and touches her (somewhere) and says "that...that's been over"...Jordan gets all indignant and says "Jeffff"...she sits up and says "you always act surprised"...she gets in his armpit...Jeff says "get outta there"...Jordan blows kisses on his chest/armpit...Jeff asks if it smells in there?...Jordan says it smells good...Jeff can't wait to kiss her so he pulls the blanket over them, does his little moan and they kiss...Jeff says "purple" and they kiss... Jeff uncovers them with the blanket...Jordan says "you can't breathe?"...Jeff says why? you like it under there? and he covers them up...Jordan says sometimes, when you can breathe...Jeff says it's like a fort and he hums a song...they stay under for a bit...Jeff says he hates that...Jordan says what? the pat?...Jeff says yeah, it means it's over. Jordan hugs Jeff close and looks to be in thought...she says she looks like a yo-yo (again) ...Jeff says what else is new? he smiles. Jordan turns to the other side and asks Jeff if he has any pets?...Jeff says he did growing up...Jeff asks Jordan the same...she says no...Jeff says it would be cool if they had a dog here but who would keep it?...he turns to kiss Jordan and they do...for awhile... They giggle and come out from under the covers and Jordan thinks Jeff is sniffing her like she told him about before...they finally settle down and start to fall asleep...but Jeff starts up again whispering about Lydia and how many times she was on the block (the earlier convo btw him & Natalie was still eating at him...)...they do then fall asleep... Going to the chapel 11:29-11:57am Jeff & Jordan are in bed in the SS room, they are quiet and then Jordan picks up a hair on her pillow and says omg, that's a split end...Jeff says Oh Em Gee, TTYN...they laugh...Jeff says it's hilarious...Jordan says all her hairs have split ends...Jeff says he'll split her head...Jordan says no...Jeff says noooo and he reaches down to rub Jordan's butt...Jeff says he'll split her butt cheek...Jordan says cut it off?...Jeff says no, why? never...Jordan says never?...Jeff says never what? cut your butt off?...never, she has his promise. They get quiet for a bit and then Jeff reaches down to grab Jordan's butt again...they look at each other...Jordan smiles and hugs Jeff...he says noooo...Jordan starts patting him. Jordan asks Jeff if he's ever played this game with his fist?...he says yes...she shows him another game, she sits up to do it...Jeff points out that he has nerve damage on one of his fingers, he cut it right across the tip...Jordan asks how he did it and Jeff says he'll tell her after they get out of there...Jordan says omg, is he really part of the Mimmo crime family?...Jeff says no. She plays with his hand again and guesses the wrong number...they play again and she guesses wrong again LOL Jordan starts playing another tickling game...Jeff doesn't fall for the trick...Jeff says her games suck.  Jeff plays the "did you feel that" game with her, at the end he playfully slaps Jordan in the face...Jeff laughs and Jordan pretend hits him and he says "did you feel that?" LOL Jeff calls Jordan out on peeking and Jordan denies it, she says that was an awful game...Jeff says if Jordan didn't peek flowers were supposed to appear. Jordan says she done! and Jeff scissor kicks her down to the bed and then tickles her leg saying "do you feel that?"...Jordan says it tickles, she playfully punches him and says she feels it...Jeff asks if she's going to chest bump him? 😉 Jordan says to not make fun of her for that, she had to do that...Jeff says she had to do what she had to do...Jordan says to prove she wasn't scared, when she gets out of there she'll punch him in the face if he tries that again...Jeff says whoa!...they joke around about both of them being in the Mimmo crime family...Jeff says they work together LOL They talk about what if someone here actually had a relative in the mob, a criminal...Jeff doesn't think they would allow it. Jeff says he knew that if he referenced that movie Jordan would know...Jeff asks her what is the name of the movie he just told her about?...she doesn't know, lol...Jeff gets agitated that she doesn't listen to him...she says she does but she has a small attention span...Jeff says she doesn't listen, he told her the name 10 seconds ago...Jordan says she forgot...Jeff drops it. Jordan plays with Jeff's arm/armpit and Jeff asks her what she's doing, does she wanna get in there? She says yes...they talk about Jordan's grandparents' names and the feeds cut out... They return with Jordan playing with Jeff's arm again, she leans down onto Jeff's arm and sings ♪going to the chapel and we're gonna get married ♪ :) Jeff wants her to play with his other arm...she does and they goof around some more...Jordan wants Jeff's armpit so she gets in there...Jordan says for him not to move away...Jeff says he's giving her more armpit space...Jordan says she's supposed to dig her hole...Jeff says she's fu**ed...Jordan needs to stay in there, it's dark and hidden...Jeff needs Tums...Jordan starts singing ♪going to the chapel and we're gonna get married ♪ and feeds cut out again... They return with Jordan saying she feels like doing nothing...Jeff says him too...Jeff asks Jordan if she has ever gone to the circus?...Jordan says no...Jeff asks what about the zoo?...Jordan says when she was little...Jordan points out that she lost the mate to one of her earrings...Jeff jokes around that he only needs to get her the one then, the match...Jordan says she needs two and make them square, lol, but that's only if he wins the money...Jeff's got it, he remembers. Jordan says he seems like he's in a better mood...Jeff says he told her needed a day or two...Jordan says he might not leave...Jeff has a good idea he's going... Jordan asks if he wants to cook something?...Jeff says no, he wants to get cooking in here Jordan says Jeff is a nerd...Jeff says what if BB said alright guys, you have one hour all the cameras are shut off...Jordan says Jeff would be on her like...just kidding...Jeff says would she get down & dirty?...Jordan says would I?...Jeff says yeah, who else is in here?....Jordan says she was just re-stating the question...Jeff says because Jordan got nervous about the question. Jordan says no sex...Jeff says but down & dirty, oh yeah...Jordan rubs Jeff's ear and says oh, Jeffff...Jordan asks if Jeff randomly sleeps with people?...Jeff says no, never...she asks if he's ever had a one night stand?...Jeff says no, me neither...Jeff asks if she's ever had pineapple upside down cake?...Jordan says yes, the shot?...Jeff says no, the cake LOL They bicker a little over the shot vs the cake... Jeff grabs Jordan's head, brings her closer and asks if she's ever had the Good Humor chocolate eclairs?...Jordan says no...Jeff says Jordan needs to otherwise she's not living, she needs to get busy living...Jordan says she wants a margarita...Jeff says if he was on the beach eating he could pop some beersssssssss...Jordan says she wants to go to the beach...Jeff says to fish?...Jordan says she will fish... They talk about potentially getting a trip out of the house and rescuing the other from the jury house for a day, they bicker cutely about that...Jordan wants to know if she's going so she can put on her best outfit...Jeff says let's just dress cute anyways...Jordan says they're up on the block together, how crazy is that?...Jeff says not as crazy as he thought.😩 So anyways, what would we do in that hour? ;) 11:57am-12:15pm Jeff and Jordan both say they don't even want to sit through the veto ceremony...Jeff says he'll smash that thing in half, kick the box over and storm out of there, that'll show them...Jeff then pokes fun at Jordan's split ends LOL he wants to see one...Jordan tries to show him...Jeff says nevermind, he was just trying to prove to her that she doesn't have as many as she thought...Jordan says she has them because she needs a haircut, her hair has gotten a lot longer, she says it's bad when you have them...Jeff says she gets her hair done at her salon right?...Jordan says yes, for free and colored for free...Jeff asks if it's a senior that does it?...Jordan says yes...Jordan finds a split end. Jordan snuggles into Jeff's armpit and they talk a little bit about the salon & the stylists there...Jordan says the stylists work their way up...Jeff says if he came in there and he was Edward Scissorhands, rocking out haircuts would he be a senior?...Jordan says no...Jeff says well then he would go somewhere else because her place sucks anyway and he'd storm out of there! Jordan says it would be like if she went to hair school and finished...Jeff pokes fun at Jordan covering her mouth when she talks LOL...they talk about everything smelling like garlic and fish...Jeff says "this one tastes like fish" :)...Jordan tells Jeff he has booger...Jeff says when he's in this room now he gets bad vibes because he was climbing the walls in there (during veto comp), when he looks around that's what he thinks...Jordan goes back to the hair school thing...Jeff pretends to flick a booger on Jordan...Jordan says not to do that...Jeff says "what'd you say booger?"...Jordan says she would start at the bottom and work her way up but you still make good money...they face each other... Jeff goes back to the convo he's really interested in... He says "so anyways, what would we do in that hour?"  (when the cameras are shut off 😘)...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff repeats...Jordan says "I don't know" while rubbing Jeff's head...Jeff says "oh you know"...Jordan giggles and snuggles closer... Jeff says "they'd turn off the lights and put on that CD, the one that you hear late at night with all the songs on there, you know which one I'm talking about?"...Jordan says yeah she knows, the ummm...Jeff says "love jams?"...Jordan says "slow motion"...they laugh and Jordan starts singing ♪ have I told you lately that I love you ♪ ...BB tells her to stop singing...Jeff says they were waiting on that one... Jordan says "yeah...it's like a couple dancing to a candlelight dinner...or they're sitting by the ocean holding hands...something corny"...Jeff says "it's funny...what if Smooth Jazz came on and sang a jam...a slow jam?"...Jordan says "I would laugh"...Jeff says "but we'd be getting busy"...Jordan says "no we wouldn't!"...Jeff says "what are you talking about?"...Jordan says "why do you think we'd be getting busy?" Jeff says "oh you know what goes down" 😘 they giggle... Jordan says Jeff is just sexually frustrated...Jeff says he just wants to make sure his junk works...Jordan says it's because he hasn't used it in awhile?...Jeff says "yeah, he gawn!"...Jordan says he's hibernating right now...Jeff has to call a plumber...Jordan says he's clogged. They get quiet...Jordan then stops rubbing Jeff's head...Jeff farts and asks Jordan if she's going to miss them?...Jordan does smell garlic...Jeff says it's garlic city in here, it's probably coming out of his pores because he puts 10 cloves of garlic in everything...Jordan says your poop will smell bad if you eat a lot of garlic...Jeff says garlic is good for you and he starts talking about garlic and garlic pills when Jordan blurts out that it reminds her of her dream...Jeff gets frustrated that she interrupted his story, he says she must of have been reminded since the day they walked in there because that's all she does, he wants her to listen when he tells stories LOL Jordan says continue, she wants to hear his garlic story...Jeff laughs and says forget it, it would have turned out good...but then he says there were two garlic people and they massaged each other and then he was going to show her and massage her everywhere...Jordan says oh, shut up!...Jeff says you never saw that movie? it's Garlic & Me. 😜 ...Jordan says he got that from Marley & Me. Jordan starts to tell her dream and Jeff says "St. Joseph!"...they giggle...Jordan asks if Jeff wants her to do her Renny?...Jeff says no, he just wanted to throw her off LOL...Jordan says it's funny...Jeff says it's hilarious when she does it, it makes him laugh all the time and she did it 100 times. Jordan tells her dream about serving, they changed the computer system and there was a boy there from school who was rude, she was flustered with all the tables and the drinks, she remembers that now...Jeff wants to know the ingredients for Buffalo sauce (? lol)...Jordan doesn't know...then they talk about boneless chicken wings and hot sauces and what they like...Jeff says he likes mango habanero sauce...Jeff wants to send Jordan a mango, he has a list of things he wants to send her, she's getting a care package. 😊 Jordan wants Jeff's Aurora hat, she says she will give it back to him after the show...Jeff thought she would keep it so he says she can have whatever she wants then, he questions if she's lying...Jordan says she will give it back, they'll see each other (after)...Jeff says their suitcases will be all over the place...Jordan wants his grey sweatpants...Jeff says done!...Jordan says she will give everything back, she promises...Jeff wants to flip it if he stays...Jordan says he can have her SP shampoo....Jeff says LUMINOUS! he cracks up 😂 Jordan wants to keep the booster though...Jeff wants it to make his hair silky...Jordan says she needs it...Jeff says deal's off!!...Jordan says fine, crybaby he can have it...Jeff says the deals back on, so he gets shampoo?...Jordan doesn't know what else to give him? her Mardi Gras shirt since he hates it so much...Jeff says St. Mary!...Jordan says "you want Mardi Gras?"...Jeff says it's alright, he wants her one bra LOL....Jordan says she needs it...Jeff can't believe she only brought one bra...Jordan says that thing is for memories from right after her boob job. Oh the irony here...LOL Jeff says she can sell it on Ebay...Jordan says no...Jeff says it's been through war...Jeff says he can't believe people put their shit on Ebay...Jordan says it's embarrassing...Jeff says it's pretty vain...Jordan says look who was doing it (Jessie)...Jeff says exactly, here's my pants from the competition...Jordan says here's my wifebeater, who would want that?...Jeff says he's going to give that stuff away at home, to the people at home who love him and watch him, his friends, no, not his fan club, dork...Jordan says she was about to say omg Jeff are you serious?...Jeff says if he was serious he would allow her to fu**ing smash that dresser over his head, if his friends want stuff, he'll give it to them... Jeff starts tickling Jordan on her neck, she goes crazy and Jeff laughs...Jeff says people would think he was choking her but he wasn't, he could choke her to death without evidence because he'd do it without squeezing, just tickling and he'd get the same satisfaction...Jordan calls Jeff a psycho Jordan says she needs to use the bathroom...Jeff says where are you going?...Jordan says aww, he wants to stay and hang out...Jordan says c'mon let's get up...Jeff says to where? so they can lay in another room?...Jordan gets up and puts on Jeff's slippers and says his feet are huge...Jeff says his feet are size 10 but those are 15, that's why people slop around in them...Jordan wants Jeff to get up...Jeff says to carry him, drag him off the bed halfway, she tries to pull his legs to get him out of bed but he's too heavy...they goof around for a bit and then Jeff says they're such losers, they're bonding like the 2 losers that are on the block...Jordan says they always bonded...Jeff says he knows, but the 2 losers on the block love to commiserate...Jordan is walking out when she says right...Jeff says what did I just say? Jordan repeats it (she listened! )...they both walk out… I’m human, I have to poop 12:16- 12:22 PM Jordan heads to the bathroom after leaving the SS room...Jeff wanders in there too and asks her where she is going?...Jordan says bathroom...he asks her how long she will be?...she says huh?...Jeff says he's just joking, he brushes his teeth and puts his contacts in and waits...Jordan opens the door and says "you're not going in there are you?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says no...Jeff says "I told you, why didn't you let me pee!"...Jordan says to wait...Jeff says did you spray?...Jordan says she did but let it air out...Jeff says if she knew she was going to take a dump why didn't she let him pee first?...Jordan says she doesn't know, don't ask her so many questions...Jeff says it's one question..."why couldn't I pee when she had to take a shit?" Jordan says she had to take one bad...Jeff says liar!...Jordan yells she had to take one!...Jeff says eww, he smells it from there, he's joking and he laughs...Jordan says hang on...Jeff says he's waiting, what does she want?...Jordan starts spraying...Jeff says alright, alright, too much of that stuff makes him sick...Jordan fans the room with the door LOL...Jeff says does it reek?...Jordan says no, it should be good, she just didn't want him to smell anything and be ughhh...Jeff says eww, Jordan! Jordan says "I'm human, I have to poop!" 💩 Jeff says they can't talk for the rest of the day, he's just joking and he goes to use the bathroom, when he enters he says oh man, maybe I'll poop too Jordan tells Jeff she wants to make something...Jeff says eggs and toast and bacon...Jordan says "and what?"...Jeff says "and toast?"...Jordan says he's missing something, pancakes...Jeff says not today...Jordan wants them, she asks if he's making enough for her?...Jeff asks if she wants eggs and potatoes...Jordan says omg, yeah!...Jeff says alright...Jordan wonders if there's biscuits? probably not, that stinks...Jeff says "it stinks in here" LOL ...Jordan asks Jeff if he's pooping, he is...she says uhhhh...she leaves and tells him to hurry up and poop. Jeff the sexy cook 12:22-12:58pm Jordan goes in the kitchen to pour herself a drink...Jeff comes in from the bathroom, Jordan looks at him and Jeff says what?...Jordan says nothin' I was just lookin' at you. 😊 Jeff says she was giving him a weird look, what are you giving me a look like? huh? ooh, I wish the cameras were off for an hour (again! lol)...Jordan says yep...Jeff says hell yeah, see Jordan, I knew you'd come around...Jordan smiles... Jeff says "I love how we're pretending like we're...well you're not, never mind"...Jordan says "like we're gonna do it?"...Jeff says "oh no, I'm not pretending about that"  Jeff says he was going to say breakfast...Jordan doesn't get it. Jordan is putting things away in the kitchen while Jeff preps to make his dish...Jordan asks Jeff about an omelet he made a long time ago with a bunch of different things in it, it was spicy...Jeff says that is what he's doing right now...Jeff complains about the ants and leaving out food...Jeff sprays them with Raid...Natalie saunters in and out of the kitchen, she comes back in and tells them that Michele, without telling Kevin, went up to sleep in his HOH room which is why Kevin is pissed...Jeff noticed he was acting weird...Natalie can't believe she did that...they all laugh...Jeff says to Jordan "dude, she's weird" Jordan, as she's washing dishes, tells Jeff that she wishes Jeff would convince her to use the veto...Jeff says he wishes Jordan would...Jordan says she's not in love with her though...Jeff says she's not in love with him either and don't fu**ing start ok?...Jordan says she's not... Jordan goes outside while Jeff preps the food and cooks shirtless. 😛 Yeah, he looks mighty fine doing it. Jordan comes back inside, she seems pensive...Jeff asks her what's up, what is she thinking about?...Jordan says I don't know, just stuff...feeds cut out briefly...when they return Jordan is sitting on the counter by the fridge and Jeff approaches her and tries to kiss her neck...Jordan pushes him away and says no, go!...feeds cut out for a sec then when they return Jordan is saying ok, I just...Jeff says hold on...Kevin & Natalie walk past to go to the RR...Jeff goes to the fridge and says they need to clean it out sometime...Jeff approaches Jordan again saying what were you saying?...he tries to kiss her neck again... Jordan pushes him away again and says he's cold...he flashes his dimpled smile and sticks his tongue out, laughs and walks away (seen in a ton of tributes) Jordan says pull up your pants!...Jeff says he would if they had elastic on them which was strangely enough the case when he came in there LOL Jordan says they look huge...Jeff says he had elastic til someone borrowed them...Jordan said who did that? 😉 Jeff says he doesn't know, they gawn and took the elastic with them... Jeff keeps cooking...Jeff says this stuff is going to be jamoni...he walks towards Jordan again and says what?...Jordan says nothing...Jeff turns around and asks Jordan to scratch...she scratches Umm, yeah, sexy.... Jordan asks if Jeff is cold?...he says no but she gave him chills a little bit...Jordan randomly says that her thighs are big...Jeff ignores it. Jeff talks about adding the eggs to the mixture and says it's so they can jam together...Jordan says Jeff should really be a cook or open up his own restaurant...Jeff says that would be awesome...Jordan says why doesn't he?...Jeff says because it's a lot of money and a lot of work to do that. Jordan says Jeff should open one and she can be the manager...Jeff says alright, it sounds like a plan, what's the name of it? Mimmo's?...Jordan says no...Jordan says "we lost"...Jeff says "it hurts"...Jordan says yeah, it hurts...they should have things like stab in the back beer or cuckoo magoo cocktails...Jeff says BB would sue them...Jeff says he doesn't think people would go to a restaurant called it hurts LOL Jeff says they should call it Vit Tan Don's...Jordan says no, they wouldn't be able to pronounce it...Jeff says it would be cool...Jeff asks who is buying this restaurant?...Jordan says you!...Jeff says then he should pick the name...Jordan says do it...Jeff wants Vit Tan Don's...Jordan says no LOL Jeff laughs and says what does she want then? Jordan says something with J in it because they both have J's in their name...Jeff says J to the Izzo? 😛 then JayZ would sue them, they can't win...Jordan asks about his cooking?...Jeff says he just makes it up as he goes along, he's seen a skillet before though...Jeff says cooking isn't hard, he likes it, that way he knows what is going in it...Jordan says not to make it too spicy...Jeff says he isn't, he's toned down the spicy since being there...Jordan says good job because she hates spicy...Jeff says he hates her Jordan says her stomach gets upset easily...Jeff says there's a kid at his work that is super fat, they made him drink the take out container of hot sauce for 12 bucks, lol and he ate a locust for 20 bucks, he even drank his own piss...FEEDS CUT OUT...LOL...when the feeds return, the skillet is finished and they are helping themselves...they go outside to eat… What do you mean what do I mean 1:10-1:27pm After finishing eating Jeff goes to lay down in the SS room...Jordan joins him a short while later, she sits on the slide and they give each other a look...Jeff smiles and Jordan says there ya go... They're bored and don't want to go outside and sit in the sun...Jeff says it's Sunday, it's a lazy day...Jordan says she never does anything on Sundays at home ever...Jeff says TV, movies...Jordan gets in bed...Jeff says it's his side but he makes way for her Jeff says Jordan was crunked yesterday...Jordan says she doesn't think BB will air her crunk DR session... They have decided to play a game...Jeff says they will take a couple of minutes to brainstorm some games, each must think of 3 ideas in 3 minutes and Jeff says if Jordan doesn't she has to take off her clothes. 😂 he says no wait, that's one of my ideas LOL Jordan spoons Jeff and they think. Jordan can't think of one...Jeff says maybe if she scratches his back it will help...she protests...Jeff says draw a picture instead...she does...it's a sailboat...that game is over quick...Jeff says alright, just scratch...please 😊 She does for a little while, then she stops...Jeff moves to signal for her to keep going...she doesn't so he leans back and reaches out to her and says "you getting sleepy?"...Jordan says no, she's thinking...she grabs Jeff and pulls him closer...Jeff says about what?...Jordan says everything...Jeff says "well don't...let's not talk about that...I know what you're thinking about...for real...and then I fu**ing get stressed out and need Tums"...Jordan giggles. Jeff says this place shredded his insides and his lungs are riddled with smokes, he's not smoking today, yesterday he smoked a lot and it made him sick...Jeff tells Jordan to say something like tell him she doesn't like it (aww) Jordan says she has told him before to not smoke anymore...Jeff says it's over...Jordan says he doesn't listen to her and then he smokes anyways...Jeff says he hasn't smoked today...Jordan says by the end of the night he might. Jeff says if he doesn't smoke at all today, it's getting dirty in there later...deal?...Jordan says deal...Jeff says how dirty?...Jordan sings some Christina Aguilera lyric which Jeff didn't get then he says how about if he doesn't smoke 3 days in a row? Is it bow chicka bow bow time?...Jordan says Jefffff!...Jeff says what? he needs some incentive ...Jordan says no, he can wait 😘 Jeff calls her on it and says for what?...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says what is she saying? (busted!) Jordan smiles sheepishly and says nothing...Jeff asks if she's giving him clues to a hidden meaning?...Jordan says no...Jeff knows exactly what she means, he says "oh, I get it"...Jordan says what?...Jeff says "I know what you mean"...Jordan says she doesn't know what he means, what does he mean?...Jeff keeps egging her on saying "I got it don't worry"...Jordan says "what do you mean!?"...Jeff says he's got it, he purrs and laughs...Jordan says he doesn't know what he means...Jeff says yeah he does, he knows what she means and she means business 😛 Jeff plays with the cabinet drawer and then Jordan kisses his arm and asks Jeff what day this is?...they go over what day it is and how many days the HG's spend in the house... Whoville people/Luminous/Herbal Essence 1:28-1:41pm Jeff and Jordan are quiet and then Jordan shifts a little...Jeff turns to look at her and says what? just say it whatever it is...Jordan says she's not saying anything...Jeff says to just say it cuz it's all in her head and no matter what story he tells that's all she can think about, so what's up?...Jordan says she's not saying anything...Jeff says what's on your mind?...Jordan says nothing, she's just thinking...Jeff gives her the most beautiful look...Jordan says what?...he keeps adoring her...Jordan says where's my kiss?...Jeff smiles and flicks her face... ...Jordan says why'd you flick me off?...Jeff gets nervous now, lol, he says Jordan is being fishy, he covers his face with the blanket...Jordan asks with what?...Jeff doesn't like fishy business...Jordan says how can she be fishy? fishy with what?...Jordan puts her head under too and they kiss briefly...Jeff says he wishes they were fishing...Jordan says let's pretend that...Jeff does the fish mouth with his lips and Jordan says not to do that, she thought it was a kiss...they kiss again and then both are doing the fish face...Jeff isn't sure he likes it. Jordan tells Jeff to do the monkey...Jeff says for her to do it...Jeff says she looks so weird, Whoville...Jeff brings up the fat kid at work again LOL and the feeds cut out for a minute...when they return J&J are bickering over the Grinch & Whoville 😅 Jordan raises her voice and Jeff goes to choke her out LOL...it's pretty funny and thanks to Jordan I now know that Whoville people are people! 😂 Jordan flips him the bird and Jeff says he didn't know Jordan got so animated...Jordan says when they go home, he's going to watch the Grinch...Jeff says how about it you go home and get away from me right now if you talk to me like that again! Serious face by Jeff...he starts laughing at how Jordan got scared...Jordan denies...Jeff says Jordan was thinking "I'm sorry Jeff"...Jordan laughs and says "shut up, you know you'd miss me"...Jeff says you're going to miss me...Jordan says you'll miss me... Jeff says he's sure they'll be fine they'll get texts (sounds like Texas) like crazy...Jordan is confused with the Texas reference...Jeff says yeah, we'll text each other...Jordan says she was thinking too deep into it...Jeff wants to know, he wants to laugh about it...Jordan mentions her friend Big Texas...feeds cut out... When they return they're clearing up the text/Texas mix up and Jeff says he can't wait to get out of there and text Jordan.🥰 Jeff cracks up...Jordan says she will send him annoying text messages all the time, she says at the end of all of them she will put TTYN...they laugh...Jeff says it's so funny...Jeff says Luminous!...Jordan says she can mail him some of that for cheap, she gets a discount from work...she talks about the prices and the 3 step Luminous process, lol. Jordan says it's mainly for blondes, she gets compliments all the time on her hair when she uses it. Luminous! ✨ Jordan can't wait to get home, get her hair done, colored, her eyebrows done, fixed...Jeff says he uses the shittiest products...Jordan brings up Survivor & unibrows LOL Jeff says it only last 30 days because they don't want to starve people for too long...Jordan is surprised it's that short. Jordan says to continue about the bad hair shampoo...Jordan can get Jeff good stuff at a discount...Jeff says one of his friends...that was a girl...they laugh...had some tingly conditioner that he loved...Jeff says he gets so excited with products...Jordan says she can buy a big bottle for Jeff for only 12 bucks, it's good stuff...Jordan is animated again and Jeff goes to choke her again ...Jordan says she gets a discount...Jeff asks her if she's screaming because he screams and she's around him a lot and it's rubbed off?...Jordan says probably but when she tries to make a point she gets like that... Jeff asks for his iced tea that's on the ground...Jordan passes it to him...he sits up to drink it and Jordan says she thinks that is a lot for shampoo because he could just go buy (pronounce the H) Herbal Essence or Pantene Pro-V...Jeff asks what could he buy?(already smiling at how Jordan pronounces herbal) ..Jordan says (pronounce the H) Herbal Essence...Jeff smiles and says Herbal?...Jordan says Herbal Essence!...Jeff laughs...he lays back down and says oh, man, Herbal...Jordan says you know! and she imitates the commercial...Jeff says isn't it “Erbal”? Jordan says no, it's Herbal, H.E.R.B...Jeff absolutely cracks up laughing 🤣 and then says like Herbie Hancock? it's Herbal Essence...they both laugh...Jeff says holy, he loves it, he needs a fu**ing CD of all this stuff, he wonders if they could get somebody on that case. Jordan's stomach makes a weird noise and they giggle over that, then Jeff goes back to the H thing and asks if she ever smoked any Herb?...he laughs again and says his buddies like to smoke a lot of Herb...one of them loves it...feeds cut out... Guess what animal I am game 1:45-2:27pm When the feeds return J&J have decided to play an animal guessing game (leading to one of the funniest moments on the feeds...African Kangaroo). They go over how to play the game and they start. Jeff goes first, he has an animal. Jordan is guessing...she asks what he eats...Jeff says grass...and leaves and whatever's around on the prairie.  Jordan asks if he's a cow, a sheep or a goat? Jeff says no, he's not by any of those animals. Jordan asks if he's furry? Jeff says people like his fur...he has a very distinct pattern. Jordan asks where would she find him? Jeff says besides the zoo, Africa. Jordan guesses he's a giraffe!🦒 Jeff says no, but they're around where's he at.... Jordan guesses a kangaroo? 🦘 Jeff says in Africa!? 🤔 Jordan says "I don't know! Stop yelling at me!" (as she is yelling, lol) Jeff says "a kangaroo in Africa? and what distinct patterns do kangaroos have? 😂Jordan says she forgot about that part! stop! ok... Jeff says ugh! you get me angry...Jordan says umm...Jeff says to keep asking questions...Jordan asks for Jeff to describe himself...Jeff says he's very horse-like. Jordan finally guesses zebra 🦓Jeff says wow! Jordan says ahhh, I got it. Jeff says he needs a 5 minute break, he's just joking. Jordan says it's his turn now. Jeff asks if she's got it, she says yes. Jeff asks "is it an African kangaroo?" (there is laughter heard behind the walls of the room LOL) Jeff looks over at Jordan, they laugh and he says "they were not laughing at us were they?" (hell yeah they were!) J&J keep laughing and then Jordan says she gets so mad at Jeff because he yells it out and he makes her look bad... Jeff says you don't think they're laughing behind the camera thinking did she (Jordan) just say that? yeah he's the one that points out because they're doing other work and say hey? what did Jeff just say?... Jordan keeps laughing but says Jeff calls her out and she makes him look bad! she forgot he said distinctive stripes and she was picturing kangaroos in Africa (more laughter from them) 😂 Jeff says he said distinctive stripes and Africa and Jordan just blurted out kangaroo, what is she talking about? Jordan says but don't call her out like that anymore...he says he's not...Jordan says just stop, ok go. Jeff says the worst thing is they ask him about it in the DR and he doesn't know what to say anymore. Jeff's turn...is she a reptile or an animal? Animal. Can you find her at the zoo? Yeah. Is she furry? Yes. Is she originally found in Africa? Yes. Is she a safari animal? Yeah. Does she have a pattern? Yeah. Jeff says is she kind of like a zebra? Jordan says it is a zebra!!  🤣🤣🤣 Jeff gives her a look --- 😲 Jordan says nevermind, nevermind, she was thinking of something else... Jeff says now, she's just acting stupid... Jordan says she thought Jeff said giraffe so she was saying yeah! he got it, let's just do another one LOL Jeff says c'mon, he hates when she acts dumb. Jordan says she's not, it was an accident. Jeff's turn again...Jordan's got one. Jeff asks are you a reptile or animal? Reptile. Are you a snake? Yes. (that was quick) Jordan's turn. Are you furry? No. What do you eat? Hay, and fish and stuff, he thinks he eats meat but he eats mostly hay. Found on a farm? No. Are you cute? Maybe in cartoons but not real life. What color are you, patterns? No patterns, kind of purple-ish. Purple? Yes that's what you'd describe me as...greyish-purple. Jordan is perplexed...Is he in water? Uh huh. Jordan guesses octopus. Jeff says no but that was good. Jellyfish? No, she's drifting. Does he live in water? No but he goes in the water a lot because it gets too hot. Jordan says greyish-purple color? Umm, a hippo...no that's grey...Jeff smiles😃 Jordan says am I close? Jeff says she was really, really close... Jordan says but they're, a hippopotamus? Jeff says yeah! Jordan says they're not purple! Jeff says they don't have a purplish tint? Jordan says no! they're grey! Jeff doesn't know about all that. Jordan says are you color blind? they don't have a purple tint Jeff. Jeff says you wanna bet? Jordan says no, hippopotamusses are grey...they laugh 😅 Jeff bets they have a purple tint, elephants are grey. They keep bickering over it...Jeff say who are you going to believe? myself or you? LOL Jeff calls Natalie over and asks her opinion. Natalie agrees with Jordan, no purple tint.  Natalie says Jeff is trippin', Jordan agrees and says Jeff has been smoking the herb 🤪 Jeff continues debating it but Jordan is ready to play again... Jordan has one...Jeff says they are purple, they're not even grey, they're purple... Jordan says she won't argue with him... Jeff wants to bet, what is she willing to lose. Jeff says they'll send each other some tingly conditioner if the other loses. Deal! 🤝 They smoke it.😀 Jeff's turn...do you live on a farm? No. Are you an animal or reptile? Animal. Are you furry? Yes. Are you white? No Do you have horns? No, I have ears. Jeff laughs and says as other animals who uses their horns as ears. 😛 He cracks up! Do you have a mouth? Yes. Are you cuddly? Yes, she could be sometimes. Jeff guesses koala bear or panda bear? No. Jordan says when she poops she throws it at you. Jeff says monkey? Yes! Jordan's turn...do you live in water? No. Are you furry? Yes but furry doesn't describe him. What does he eat? Fruits & nuts and stuff. Where does he live? Warm climates. Is he in Africa? He's got cousins there. What color is he? All different, bright colors. A peacock? No. Bird-like? Yes. A parrot? Yeah. 🛎️ Jeff's turn...Are you a reptile or animal? Reptile. Have a hard shell? Hard but no shell. Jeff says me too. 😉 Live in water? Yes, in and out. Can you breathe underwater? Not sure, mostly float. An alligator? Yes. Jordan's turn...Do you live in water? No but I like it. Do you have legs? Yeah but they're kind of connected to my body..(Uh duh!)...if he does they're really small... Jeff thinks aloud and says do I have legs? what are those fu**ing things? Are you a snake? Umm. Are you black? Yes. Are you ugly? No, cute. Where do i find you? In the cold. A penguin? Yeah. They laugh. Jeff asks Jordan if they have legs? Jordan says yeah, they walk. Jeff says they don't have kneecaps that's for sure. Jordan says they hobble, she would call them feet. Jeff says they're like Mr. Potato Head. They try to figure out Penguins and their legs 😁 Jeff's turn...Are you an animal or reptile? I live in water. Are you a fish? Yes. Guess the fish? Yes. Do you live in salt water or fresh? Salt. Dolphin? No. Do you have big teeth? Jordan says they might not be big, she guesses if she was a little shark, they would be little but...Jeff says are you a shark? Jordan says God dangit! 😂 They laugh especially after Jordan does a little fart. Jeff say the answer would be yes, big teeth if you were a shark. Jeff pokes fun at her fart and Jordan says the fart was saying Let's Dance. 💃 Jordan's turn...What color are you? White. Sheep? No. Polar Bear? Yeah, that was fast. Jordan wants another game. Jeff asks if polar bears are black under their white fur. Jordan doesn't think so. Jeff says he heard that. They talk about polar bears and how they keep warm...Jeff says they use their blubber to keep warm. Jordan wonders if he's bs'ing her...Jeff says it's for real...why doesn't she believe him because he used the word blubber? LOL Jeff wishes he had a friend named Blubber. Jordan wonders if they're done...Jeff's turn...Live on land or water? Land. Animal or reptile? Animal. Furry? No, well not furry but some hair. Elephant? No. Found on a farm? Yes. A pig? Yes. They discuss pigs. Jordan starts playing with Jeff's nipple. 🧐 Jeff recalls the laughter behind the wall. Jordan's turn...Find you in a zoo? Yes. Live in Africa? No in the US & Canada. Furry? Not furry but have fur. Big or little? Compared to? Elephant big? No, little. Koala bear little? Around that size. Are you mean? No but I look mean. Gorilla? No. Do you have feet and legs? Yes but they're not called feet. Jeff says she's way off. Are you reptile? No. Sharp teeth? No teeth. Where would I find you? In a tree, at the top. Can you fly? Yes. An owl? No. An eagle? Yes. Jeff is tired and snuggles the blanket. He says Jordan looks tanned. Jordan wants another game. Jeff slaps her arm and says that was a good game. Jordan wants to do one last and final one... Animal or reptile? Animal. Furry? Covered in hair. On a farm? No. At a zoo? Yes. Feathers? No. Go in the water? No... Natalie wanders in and Jeff says what's up purple hippo?...Spots or patterns? No. Live here or Africa? Here or another country. A horse? No. A cow? No. Eat meat? Not sure what they eat. Are you small? No, not horse big but human size if standing. Dog? No, most of them are brown. Cute? Not really, I can be mean, I hop around. Kangaroo? Yes. Jeff says you went back to kangaroo? Jordan says yes because she knew he wouldn't go back to that again. Game over. Jeff gets really sleepy and Jordan starts talking to Natalie and is getting sleepy too...Natalie leaves...

September 2 Plans & Schemers & Cuddlers 12-12:09pm Jeff, Jordan & Natalie are still talking about the wrap party and the chances of them staying after BB for a few days in LA. Jeff is saying something about paying for an extra night in the hotel and then flying back home, they could pay for their own party somewhere...Jordan says yeah, pay for our own drinks and stuff...Jordan says she's want her flight the next day to be late at night because she'd be so hung over...Jeff says he would actually like to stay a couple more days, he doesn't know how it would work out or how he would work that out...Natalie cheekily asks if Jordan is going to stay a couple of days with Jeff...Jordan giggles and Jeff smiles...Natalie says no, get to know California, it's a popular place...Jeff says "I told her to stay"...Natalie says it's really popular out here. Jordan fake yawns and says "if we can move the flights, I mean I do wanna see my mom and them, I do wanna get home but if Jeff would stay maybe 2 days, maybe 3 days, 3 days max then I would" 🥰(Jordan looks at Jeff who is acting all non-chalant but smiling inside I'm sure...) Natalie asks where Kevin & Michele are? They don't know, Natalie says they are scheming, she starts yelling at them "I know you're scheming, bastards, scheming!" They talk a bit about Kevin & Michele...Natalie walks out saying she's going to catch them scheming, she leaves yelling "schemers!!"...Jeff says she is so hammered. Jordan grabs a pillow from the floor for herself and says everything seems so dirty...she lays down near Jeff and says that Michele is getting so pissed (with Natalie)...Jeff says he knows, they're going to go at it, Michele has no patience, why doesn't she just be quiet? you could see it when they were playing cards. The camera moves positions and Jordan laughs and says "oh there it goes" 😉 Natalie comes back and flops down on the rafts...she tells J&J that she called Michele a schemer. Jordan farts. 🥴 Jeff sees that she did and gets up to leave because according to Jordan it's stinky and he doesn't want to smell it. LOL Natalie says "cochina" and they laugh. Jeff leaves and Jordan lays down on Jeff's pillow. Natalie says Jordan better not be scheming, Jordan says she hasn't, she's just been hanging out with Jeff and keeping to herself...Jordan wants to put on shorts...Natalie says for her to wear sweats, it gets cold...Jordan says she can't, she says she's miserably full from tonight...they get quiet. Natalie asks "is Jeff a good cuddler?"...Jordan says "uh, yeah, I mean, we don't really cuddle too much"...Natalie says that's boring, he doesn't hold her? Jordan says not too much...Natalie says she needs to tell him...Jeff walks in with his glasses on 🤓smiling at Jordan...Jeff asks what?...Natalie says that Jordan said Jeff doesn't hold her in the middle of the night...Jordan giggles...Jeff says what? and drinks a sip of water and accidentaly spits it on Jordan who is laying in bed...Natalie repeats what she said and Jeff chokes on the water this time, lol. Jeff lays down, Natalie says girls like to be held...Jordan says "yeah, Jeff"...Jeff says "what are you talking about?"...Jordan laughs...Natalie says she asked Jordan about Jeff being a good cuddler and Jordan said he never holds me at night...Jeff looks at Jordan and says "you're...did you really say that?"... Jordan says she said that they don't really cuddle, cuddle...Jeff says "before we go to bed we cuddle and then afterwards we turn and smash our butts together...that's our move" they laugh... Jordan says they always put their butts together at night...Jeff says yeah, that's the move...Jordan says normally she holds his hand...Jeff says "and sometimes I wake up and her hand is cupped on my butt"...Jeff cracks up. Jordan says she wouldn't say cuddle, cuddle...Jeff agrees but says "we snuggle for a minute and then it's down to business (Jordan smiles)...then we have to get our rest"...Jeff out of the corner of his eye sees Jordan looking at him and smiling and says "not that business...I wish" 🥰 Jeff asks if he should shut the lights off? Natalie says mmm, hmm. Jeff says she gawn, she gawn over there. He gets up and shuts them, burps loudly and then he lays back down and sings "let me lick you up and down" .. brief FISH It’s up to Big Jeff 12:09-12:18am Jordan says she hates when you first turn off lights and all you see is black and you can't see nothin'. Jeff says it almost looks like white in your eyes right? Jordan says right. Jeff yawns and says he wants to go to a haunted house...pretty soon, when they get back it will be time already. Jordan says she loves going to haunted houses, doesn't he? Jeff says yeah, it gets scary. Jordan asks if Natalie likes going? Natalie mumbles mmm, hmm (she's almost asleep)...Jordan gets up to change into her shorts, she says "you gawn"...Jeff says "yeah, she gawn", they both agree she's out. Jeff can't believe BB didn't give them anything to drink tonight, isn't that weird? Jordan asks if he's mad? Jeff says he isn't but he would just like to have answers...Jordan says she would be more concerned if this were the real world (?)...Jeff says but they can't get drinks tomorrow and this is the last hurrah...Jordan says she can't believe it, she's still just...Jeff interrupts saying "they should have given us a shitload of drinks tonight and let me & you made some bad decisions" 😛 Jordan bonks Jeff with her elbow and says "I know"...Jeff puts his leg over Jordan's and says "then they would have had some TV"...Jordan rubs Jeff's hair/head (hard to see)...Jeff says he scratched her head all day today...Jordan says "not all day"...Jeff says "c'mon"...Jordan says "not all day Jeff"...Jeff says "a lot". Michele comes in and says "you guys are all in bed?"...Natalie shushes her...Jordan giggles...Michele goes and sits on her bed...Natalie says if Michele comes near her she will kick her in the boobs...Jeff says to settle down...Natalie says she is going to bed for real...it's awkward for Michele so she leaves saying she's going to scheme or do laundry. Jeff says "so anyhoo..."it's back to black again"...Jordan says tssyeah...Jeff imitates her...Jordan says "I love how you repeat a lot of stuff I say"...Jeff imitates her again in a growly voice...Jordan laughs...Jeff laughs...Jordan says "oh Jeff"...Jeff asks "what? where are you?"...Jordan says "hidden"...they move around and Jeff tickles/pinches Jordan (hard to see)...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "what?...you farted"...Jordan says she didn't, she promises...Jeff says everytime she laughs like that, it means it's a fart usually...Jordan elbows Jeff again and Jeff says "what's up with the elbow?"...Jordan puts her arms by her side...Jeff asks "what's going on over there?"...Jordan says "where? over here or over there?"...Jeff says over here...Jordan says nothing. They get quiet. Jordan says "they can lay out tomorrow and then pack together"...Jeff says "what a sad fu**ing day" 😞Jordan giggles...Jeff says he has to do a pack job, he doesn't know how he's going to fit everything in there. After being quiet again, Jeff grabs the cover and covers himself, turns towards Jordan, snuggles her and says mmmmm. Jeff feels something on her, asks if it's a scratch? Jordan says it must be. Jeff softly says "St. Mary!"...Jordan whispers "St. Mary, St. Joseph"...Jeff grabs Jordan even closer, Jordan slightly pushes him away, Jeff says "what?"...Jordan whispers "no"...Jeff gets comfy and says "I need a yes one time"  Jordan says "one day"...Jeff practically lays on top of Jordan and says "I doubt it, when is this day? today?"...Jordan whines...Jeff says "yeah?" Jordan says nuh uh...Jeff says "f**k yeah"...Jordan giggles and says she said no...Jeff says she said yes, he heard it....Jordan says not today...Jeff says "don't go back on your word"...Jordan says she's not. Jeff asks if Jordan is going to tell him about her dream. Jordan deflects asking if someone yelled something? she could have sworn somebody just said Jordan, he didn't hear it?...Jeff says no...he then whispers "it's creepy...Jordan...fool around with Jeff" 😅 Jordan laughs. @ the 12:16:13am mark Camera 1 turns towards Jeff & Jordan for a close up angle Jeff says "did you hear that? I didn't hear anything, what'd you hear? did you hear something? Jordan!"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "did you hear something?"...Jordan says "yes, I heard little Jeff, playdoh litte Jeff, it was his spirit, coming back saying..something."...Jeff says "yes!...little Jeff is trying to hook it up"...Jordan says "it's not up to little Jeff"...Jeff says "who's it up to?"...Jordan says "Big Jeff"  Jeff pulls Jordan closer saying "hmm, alright Let's Dance" Jordan laughs...movement under the covers...Jeff whispers in Jordan voice "mmm, noo"...Jordan whispers "no"...Jeff whispers "mmm, yes"...Jordan turns her head the other way...Jeff moves his hand...Jordan does something to make Jeff say "off completely?"...Jordan says no and she starts humming...Jordan asks if he's hot in his sweatpants? Jeff says a little bit, Jordan says that is why she changed into her shorts...Jeff gives up trying, LOL, and turns away from Jordan and throws the cover off of him onto Jordan...he exhales and closes his eyes...(poor guy, hehe) Jeff’s sexual frustration 12:18-12:21am Jeff has just turned on his back and pulled the cover off of him and onto Jordan after giving up making "advances" at Jordan, she denies him... Jordan is maybe feeling bad about not letting Jeff get his way a little...they are quiet then Jeff says he ate so much tonight...Jordan says she feels fat too...Jordan starts humming again and tries to grab Jeff's arm but he starts taking off his sweatpants and she whines...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says she's trying to get his arm...Jeff says "hold on a second"...Jordan says "sister?"...Jeff says "yeah, you relax, here you go" and he plops his arm down on her face LOL He starts trying to grab her face with his hand, she giggles but says "oww"...Jeff says "ow what?"...Jordan says it's her pimple...Jeff says "gross"...Jordan gets a little offended and pushes his arm away...Jeff says "come here" 🥰 Jordan relents and holds Jeff's hand. Jeff says she looks like that competition, he starts laughing...Jordan opens her mouth wide, she isn't impressed but she keeps holding his hand...Jeff says "what was the name of that? Pop that Veto"...Jeff laughs...Jordan half laughs but lets go of Jeff's hand...Jeff says "Jordan, come here" (my favorite two words)...Jordan directs his arm away and says "you can go over there"...Jeff says "no problem"...Jordan turns away from Jeff and sarcastically says "pop that veto"...Jeff says "pop that Jordan"...Jordan harumphs...Jeff says "you don't roll over on me"... Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff now feels bad and immediately covers himself and spoons Jordan...he fake humps her and they both laugh...Jordan says Jeff looks like a very sexually frustrated person...(they both mumble something I can't quite make out)...then Jeff says "well, what do I look like? a normal guy?"...Jordan says "true"...Jeff says "they're probably sick of me being shut down"...Jordan says "wha? I'm not doing it on camera"...Jeff says "me neither, you sicko"...they both laugh with Jordan saying to not turn it around on her and Jeff saying "what are you talking about?"... Renny: St. Mary! St. Joseph! 12:21-12:30 After J&J have a laugh about not "doing it" on camera, Jordan says "I'm so freaking bummed"...Jeff says "yeah, we lost"...Jordan says "no, it's like the worst"...Jeff says "yeah, it's the worst...it's over"...Jordan says she hasn't felt like this in a long time, it's weird, it's a game why is she getting all upset, she doesn't know why...Jeff says it's cuz they came so close and thought they were going to do it then it was snatched away and it gawn 😟 Jordan says if Jeff leaves on Thursday will he be nice when he leaves?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan asks if he is he going to be smiling and like Jeff or is he going to be negative and walk out like Lydia?...Jeff says "no, no, no, I'll be nice...you gotta go out with class, you can't be a fu**ing...goober"...Jordan says she said in the DR that if she was gone, if she gets evicted she's going to give everybody hugs and smiles, just walk out the door and joke around and laugh because when Julie says you're evicted, it's over, you gotta get over it...Jeff agrees....Jordan then says she said that if Jeff leaves he's going to be bitter but if he does go, she would hope, she wouldn't want to remember Jeff as walking out all pouty. Jeff gets a little pissy here and says while taking his arm out from underneath Jordan's head "I'm glad your DR's are about me walking out the door"...Jordan says she said it about her and she had to say it about him too...Jeff says "get off me"...Jordan repeats she had to talk about both...Jeff says her and production are having a good laugh about him...Jordan laughs and says she said it about both, didn't Jeff hear her?...Jordan has put her arm on Jeff, Jeff pushes it away playfully. Jeff says "St. Mary!"...Jordan says "she was in this room"...Jeff says "yeah, why? do you feel her spirit?"...Jordan laughs and says "it's awesome though" and then Jordan starts talking about Renny and how the room was in their season...Jordan reaches over to grab Jeff's hand...Jeff says "forget it" but he of course, gives it to her anyway...Jordan pulls him over, close to her, Jeff spoons her and says "I like this"  🥰 Jordan continues on about Renny and her leaning over the drawer...Jeff adjusts his mic that is bugging him, he asks if Renny was saying it in the drawer?...Jordan gets up and shows Jeff (in the dark, lol) how Renny was bending over the drawer saying St. Mary! St. Joseph!...Jordan cracks up and sits down...Jeff asks if she was saying it while she was sleeping?...Jordan gets up again and shows Jeff how she was leaning over...Jeff asks why she was saying that?...Jordan doesn't know but Keesha & Memphis were like Renny! and the next day they showed Renny in her DR and it showed her in the kitchen, grabbing Almond Joys and she guesses she was eating them, sleepwalking, she brought them back in the room and so she said the next day when she woke up and saw the empty wrappers of Almond Joys, she must of gotten up in the middle of the night 😃 Jeff says he has to watch that again...Jordan says he does, it's so funny...Jeff says they talk about this every single night...Jordan says it's cuz she loves her, Renny is the freaking bomb...Jordan thinks she didn't play dirty, she was just fun, she didn't scheme, last year's cast was cool, they had older people...Jordan goes over the last season and the older people that were cast...she wishes she was cast with them, she would have had so much fun. They get quiet and then all of a sudden a movement is seen under the covers by Jordan, Jeff quickly lifts the cover off of him...this must be an inside joke because Jeff looks over at Jordan and they crack up laughing...they're so in sync at this point that their laughs even sound the same! Jeff says "what? what happened? St. Mary"...Jordan says to say it...Jeff says "St. Mary!...I can't do it, you do it better"...Jordan says "do I?"...Jeff says yeah, it's funny when she does it...Jordan says "St. Mary!"...they crack up...Jeff asks if she really says that...Jordan says she swears it's something like that...Jeff says he has to watch it...Jordan says to fast forward to the final 5...Jeff says she made final 5?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff is surprised...Jordan explains the order... Jordan's mic jabs Jeff and he says "what's up? why do you always stick this thing in me? it makes me sick"...Jordan says she didn't stick it in him, it was just there...Jeff says "stick it in you?"...they both crack up LOL...Jordan pats Jeff's side...Jeff says he fu**ing hates those things, the edges, they're tiny & microscopic and scratch you...Jordan laughs...Jeff says she has the giggles now...Jordan says no, she just keeps thinking about what she's said...Jeff says St. Mary?..Jeff says they've said it 100 times...Jordan says it's every night...Jordan busts it out again "St. Mary! St. Joseph!"... Jordan is scratching Jeff's arm now...Jeff says he's gotta watch that for sure...Jordan says "and then she's like (in Renny voice) I wake up and I find a bunch of empty Almond Joy wrappers"...Jeff cracks up "I must have been sleepwalkin' or something"...they both crack up...Jeff says she was pretty carefree...Jordan says she freaking loves her, she was the coolest...Jeff says she cut hair too...Jordan talks about the time when Renny cut Dan's hair...Jeff says they for sure showed Jordan cutting his hair...(wrong Jeff, lol) Making Jordan better/Jeff believes in Jordan 12:30-12;34am Jeff & Jordan are talking about when Jordan cut Jeff's hair and how they hope BB shows it, Jeff thinks they are for sure...Jeff says "I wasn't getting pissed was I?"...Jordan says "you kinda were at first "does it look alright here? no, Jordan look at the line!""...Jordan says awww...Jeff says "I do get frustrated easily"...Jordan says "oh God, you do, you used to not in the beginning with me, why all of a sudden do you now?"...Jeff says "because I thought you'd be learning throughout the process and you're not"...Jordan doesn't respond (and maybe taps him with her foot or something unseen) because Jeff nervous laughs and then says "why did you do that?"...Jordan says "cuz, that hurts my feelings"...Jeff says "why?"...Jordan says "cuz"...Jeff says "what hurts your feelings?"...Jordan says "cuz you said I'd be learning through the process and I'm not"...Jeff says "cuz I try to make you better...at things, but you're fine the way you are" 🧐 Jordan says uhhhh...Jeff says "what? that's a compliment"...Jordan says "no, I don't think it is"...Jeff says "yes it is"...Jordan says "then why would you be trying to make me better"...Jeff gets all tongue tied saying "well, how the, what the hell, who's the hell"...he starts laughing and says "well who the hell I am to tell you"...he laughs again and Jordan does the same...Jeff says "who the hell am I to tell you you're supposed to be better than me, ykwim, what the hell do I know?...that's what I was trying to say"...they both laugh...Jeff says "why are you laughing? I know why you're laughing but it's not a laughing matter" LOL...Jordan whines "Jeeeffff"...Jeff says "what?"... Jordan props herself up a bit and faces Jeff saying "you're supposed to believe in me!"...Jeff says "I do believe in you!"...Jordan says "I don't think you do"...Jeff says "yes I do"...Jordan says "you just say you do, I think, cuz you don't want to hurt my feelings"...Jeff says "Jordan, I wouldn't be with you, if I didn't believe in you"...Jordan totally cracks up laughing and digs her head in Jeff's armpit...Jeff says "what are you laughing at? like partners"...Jordan says "no, it sounded like a rhyme or a card or something, she says "Jordan, I wouldn't be with you, if I didn't believe in you"...they both laugh at how cheesy it sounds...Jeff says "you're such a loser"...Jordan grabs Jeff, hugs him, puts her hand on his face... ...and says "awww, give me a hug" and she plants 5 big noisy kisses on his cheek...Jordan says "whaddya think about that?"...Jeff says "I think I'm going to get an oily pimple on my cheek"...they laugh and he grabs the cover, covers both of them and goes in for the snuggle/kiss. They kiss twice and Jeff says "let's get dirty" while pulling the cover over them even more...Jordan of course says "no!"...Jeff says "what? don't make me kiss your zit"...they giggle and then Jeff starts tickling Jordan mercilessly, she laughs and thrashes around under the cover...Jordan yells "JAYEFF!"...Jeff shushes her and says "St. Mary!"...Jordan says "omg, that tickled so bad...Jeff says "dude, you looked like the exorcist in there"😅...Jordan laughs... All of their sayings 12:34-12:36am Jeff has just finished tickling Jordan, Jordan comments on how Jeff said don't let me kiss your zit...Jeff says "nooo"...Jordan says "nopo, yeah, nooo, you did"...Jeff says "do some...I'll give you 5 minutes to rip on me...do some impersonations"...Jordan says k, umm and she starts... "No, Jordan I said 2 cards!"...Jeff laughs...Jordan says "and then you'll say "I'm out, I'm done, I've had it or you're like TSSSSSSSSSS (hand signal)"...Jeff says that one she makes him do...Jordan says "you're like, John Gotti SSSSSSSSandwich!" Jeff loses it!!😂 and says that's a good one...Jordan says "and then you say we lost, it hurts, it's over or we lost, it's over, it hurts, how does it go?"...Jeff says he doesn't know, it's over, we lost,  it hurts...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "whatever you want"...Jordan says "and then you say someone needs to clean out this toona in the fridge"...Jeff says "this fu**ing toona"...Natalie shushes them...Jeff says to Natalie hey, there's another room in there, she was going to lay in here and then go to sleep in the other room...he realizes she's sleeping...Jordan says "and then you'll say I'm out! but I do love the anybody want a John Gotti SSSSSSSandwich?"...they crack up laughing...Jeff says he can't believe she picked up on it...Jordan says " and then you're like you gawn!...man, we've got a lot"...Jordan hugs Jeff...Jeff says "yeah, so many". Jordan giggles again and says "you're like tssssssss (hand signal)"... Vit Tan Don & John Gotti 12:37-12:41am Jeff & Jordan continue talking...Jeff says Jordan would love his buddy Andy, he laughs like the same...Jordan ask which one is that?...feeds cut out...they return with Jeff saying he (Andy) laughs at them all and he uses them...Jordan says Jeff doesn't like hers, he only likes Luminous!...Jeff says that one is funny, he doesn't like Gucci, it's too cliché, it's too much, if it was your own word but it's a product name...Jordan says her Gucci word started in 8th grade and they've carried it on since then and people know her as Gucci...Jeff says he can't stop now, he just wishes it was something different, he wishes it was a different word but Gucci is cool, it's her thing...Jordan says Gucci and Gooch...Jeff says the Goocher was from Different Strokes...Jordan starts singing and feeds cut out... They return to Jeff saying Vit Dan Ton...Jordan is trying to say it...Jeff explains how he got the name, his ma used to be like Vit Antone! and his best friend Guiseppe is kind of deaf so he's like Dan Ton so that's how he says his name Dan Ton but that's where it comes from, his name is Vito Anthony and she says Vit Antone, Vit Antonio, so like Vit Antone...Jordan says Vit Tan Ton LOL...Jeff says Vit Dan Ton but then his best friend is like Dan Ton so it's all blended in to Vit Dan Ton...Jordan says hang on, she wants to say it like Jeff but she can't...Jeff says Vit Dan Ton...Jordan says Vit Dan Ton...Jeff says yeah, you said it...Jordan says Vit Dan Ton...Jeff says Vit Dan Ton...Jordan says Vit Dan Ton...Jeff says it twice more...they laugh...Jeff says everyone says Vit Dan Ton back home. Jeff says Jordan would die because all his friends have the same sayings as him, she would laugh and know what they're talking about, one of his friends would pull up and say dude, he got the best John Gotti parking spot...Jordan asks why does he say John Gotti? he was the gangster right?...Jeff doesn't know why, it's been for awhile, everything was John Gotti so when something is good or I find a good parking spot it's John Gotti and apparently good sandwiches...they laugh...Jeff says he doesn't know why he talks the way he does...Jeff says Jordan fu**ing cracked him up. 😀 Real kissing before practice for the show 12:41-12:44am Jeff has just finished saying that Jordan cracked him up (with the John Gotti ssssandwich thing) when Jordan hugs on Jeff and kisses his arm (that he has raised)...Jeff makes a sad mmmm sound and says it's over 😔...Jordan says we lost and continues kissing/biting Jeff's arm 😘..Jeff says it is...Jordan says it hurts...Jeff asks Jordan if she's going to cry Thursday? he turns towards her and lifts the cover over them...Jordan says there's some days she thinks she will and others she doesn't...Jeff kisses Jordan and says he hopes not...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff lifts the cover totally over them and says "so we can kind of keep it fun...and dirty"...Jordan says "dirty?"...Jeff says "wanna get nasty for the live show?"...Jordan says "no, nasty?"...Jeff whispers he's just joking...Jordan says "yeah, what are you going to do?"... Jeff says he's going to be like and he starts pretend making out with her...Jordan says "no! you can't do that"...movement under the cover...Jeff kisses Jordan...Jordan says he can't do that either 😉...Jeff says why?...Jordan says "cuz we're on live show"...Jeff says they'll like it, he kisses Jordan again...Jordan says people are expecting it...Jeff asks "why, cuz you told them?"...Jordan says "I didn't tell them anything, they asked, she didn't even say anything so it's up to you, brother"...Jeff mmm's and says "pressure's on?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff kisses Jordan. (recurring theme, lol) Jordan says "you don't think so?"...Jeff says "you don't think so what?"...Jordan says "you don't think the pressure's on?"...Jeff says no...Jordan says why?...Jeff says "to kiss you on the live show?"...Jordan says mmm, hmm...Jeff says "who gives a f**k, everyone saw it already"...Jordan says "so how are you going to do it? re-enact"...Jeff says "re-enact or you mean practice?"...Jordan says yeah, practice. Jeff says he'd be like and he starts tickling her again...Jordan begs for mercy...Jeff stops, mmm's, throws the cover over them again and goes in for a slow kiss...Jordan then says "so what are you going to do?"...Jeff whispers "come here, I'll show you"...Jordan lifts the cover up in the air saying she's hot...Jeff reaches over and kisses her one more time...Jordan takes off her mic and Jeff sits up to grab his drink on top of the dresser. Jordan says "don't spill it on me", they laugh...Jeff lays back down and says "now relax"...ahh, but Jordan won't let him. 😁 Practicing their goodbye kiss for the live show 12:44-12:52am Right after Jeff says he's going to relax, Jordan says "no, you're supposed to show me"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "ready?" and she sits up to face Jeff...Jeff says "no, I don't know...wait, we're really going to do this?"...Jordan says mmm, hmm...Jeff says "noo"...Jordan says "you don't?"...Jeff says "like a dramatic one?...Jordan says "nooo"...Jeff says "can't we just give a nice kiss and hug?"...Jordan says "that's what I'm saying"...Jeff says "well, what do you want?"...Jordan lays back down and says she doesn't know but tells Jeff to turn her way and pretend...Jeff turns to face Jordan. Jordan says "let's pretend it's me that's evicted"... "and we just get up out of our chairs, face each other"...Jeff says you gawn...Jordan says she'll say "you gawn" and then...Jeff puts his hand on Jordan's boob  ...Jordan laughs and says "Jeffff"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "so which way? is it going to be a hug and...(she kisses Jeff)...like that? or is it going to be a hug and..."...Jeff grabs Jordan and fake grinds her LOL...Jordan says "no, not like that". Jeff says "can I grab your butt and be like this?"... Jeff kisses her more deeply...Jordan says no, he can't do that...Jeff asks why?...Jordan says "grab my butt and do that?"...Jordan mulls that over for 2 seconds and says that Jeff can pat it...Jeff says how about he double fists it and pull her legs up on him?...Jordan says no, he can do it like (she pats his butt and kisses him) Jeff says how about he push her over the table and then get behind her  LOL ...Jordan doesn't respond...Jeff starts laughing and moves back the other way...Jordan reels him in and starts up again, she gives Jeff a brief kiss... but says he's not trying...Jeff asks what she wants him to do?...Jordan says pretend right now...Jeff says "I am pretending...that I like you"  ...Jordan play punches Jeff for saying this...Jeff says he's just joking, c'mon, what's up, this is stupid...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says "because we're pretending to say goodbye? can't they just be like see ya buddy"...Jeff kisses Jordan on the nose...Jordan says ok, do that...Jeff says well how does she want to do it?...Jordan says "I told you"...Jeff goes in for a deeper kiss... Jordan says no, that's too nasty for TV...Jordan then kisses Jeff and Jeff says "that's nice"...Jordan says "yeah, that"...Jeff says "ok, perfect, deal?"...Jordan says even if it's her evicted, she's going to smile big at Jeff even if she should look disappointed, she's going to smile real big and even if Julie says you're evicted, she'll have a frown for a second, then she'll give him a big hug or smile ok?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says for Jeff not to think she's going haha, you gawn...Jeff strokes Jordan's hair and says mmm, kay...Jordan says "and then" and goes in for a kiss... Jeff says "don't make it all cheesy and big"...Jordan says what does he mean?...Jeff says he's going to be classy but not happy about it, ykwim?...Jordan says Jeff doesn't have to kiss her...Jeff says he doesn't care...Jordan says he said he was always going to do that so he might as well stick to it...Jeff says he was going to do it by the door and make it all dramatic...Jordan says like when you bend them over and do it sideways?...Jeff says yeah but they need to practice that cuz they'll both fall down...Jordan says then they'll look like douchebags... Jordan concludes by saying he can do that or make it look like a movie, she laughs...Jeff turns to lay on his back again...Jordan turns to hug him and Jeff grabs the cover and says "I say we get dirty"  (bonus points for persistence Jeff!) ...Jeff goes in for a kiss while Jordan is saying that Julie asked her about it and this way, she's not rejecting Jeff again...Jordan says she never rejected him before (umm, yes you did) just she was, you know, she didn't want to do it live...Jeff says why not? how are you going to do it now?...Jordan says she doesn't know...Jeff says she better get over it. In the meantime Michele has come in, they greet her but they're kind of busy under the cover (LOL) and they are half listening to what she's saying so the conversation is stilted and weird. Jordan makes some sort of advance towards Jeff, he mmm's and then pulls the cover higher and gets cozier with Jordan...Michele asks them about Natalie, they have mixed responses, finally Jeff peeks his head out from the cover and says Natalie is sleeping in the corner...you see a big smile come across Jeff's face  and he goes back under and there is movement and rustling...Michele says goodnight, they barely hear her, they pull the cover off of them, they giggle...Michele says they're all suffering form hearing loss today, they agree...Jordan then turns to face the other way and Jeff exhales, closes his eyes and holds his forehead with his hand. Sweet restlessness before sleep 12:52-1:18am Jeff hears a noise and says it's a mouse...Michele giggles  😐 Jeff has a look on his face LOL and says what?...Jordan has turned the other way but it doesn't stop Jeff, he rolls back to spoon her and lifts the cover over them (I think he's rubbing her butt, lol) ...Jordan does something and Jeff says what?...they spoon quietly...Jordan turns a little towards Jeff...Jeff surrounds Jordan and they kiss, things get a little heated...Jeff shifts to lay on his back, Jordan holds him and Jeff says "I lost...it's over"...Jeff starts rubbing Jordan's head... He asks if she's going to sleep?...Jordan shifts to be touching Jeff's chest, she snuggles and says she's probably going to, is he?...Jeff says what else is he going to do?...Jordan has her head on Jeff's chest...Jeff rubs Jordan's hair again... Michele tells them no, she's not sleepy (who asked you?) ...Jeff says "let's tell stories"...Jordan can't get enough of Jeff so she grabs his arm and brings it up over Jeff's chest but Jeff says that it's so uncomfortable...Jordan brings Jeff's hand up to her face...Jeff covers them with the cover and he says "best friend"...Jordan says nuh uh... (Jeff is talking about his armpit that Jordan is in but interestingly Jordan thinks he's talking about them being best friends and for once she finally doesn't like him referring to them as best friends 😏)...Jeff says "my armpit"... Jordan comes from out under the cover and says something smells like garlic...she asks if Jeff smells it? she smells Jeff's fingers to determine which one it is...Jeff says it might be the blanket because he smells it all the time too...Michele says she has smelly fingers  ...Jeff says him too, he complains about his mic, he's so over it...Michele says they can send her out of the room if she's took garlic-y...they say she's fine. Jordan turns and asks where Jeff's hand is?...Jeff says his hand can't do that, where does she want it?...they rustle around, Jordan tries to get comfy, she can't get her neck right...Jeff puts his mic away and they get quiet. @ the 12:58am mark Jeff pulls the cover off of him and Cam 1 turns slightly off of them and then goes to the far away angle...at this point Jeff is praying...Jordan says she can't get comfy, she's turned 10 or 20 times...they lay quietly...Jordan elbows Jeff and says sorry if that was his head...Michele says she's hungry and gets up to leave...Jeff says get some food, there's some steak on the stove...Michele leaves. @ the 1:00am mark both cams go off J&J and onto Michele, they return a minute later Jordan is rubbing Jeff's head, they kiss and Jeff says he has to pee real fast, he puts his sweatpants on and goes to the bathroom. Just after the 1:04am mark Jeff returns, drinks some water and gets back in bed. Jeff immediately gets undercover and bites Jordan's butt  LOL! 😅 he grabs her, they spoon, they both giggle...Jeff says "what happened?"...Jordan doesn't know but it kind of hurt...Jeff says he hopes it's black & blue...Jeff farts and says what if you did that when I was biting it? LOL ...they laugh...they get comfy with Jordan holding Jeff's arm...Jeff says "Johrdan"...he throws the cover off him again, they can't sleep...Jeff says what are they going to do, play games?...Jordan says what kind of games?...Jeff says he's never picked his nose so much, nothing comes off. Jeff says he could try to go to sleep if she wants?...Jordan secret smiles A LOT and holds onto Jeff's arm...Jordan puts her leg onto Jeff's...Jeff shifts his and starts shuffling his feet...Jordan moves her leg back...Jeff says "what's up Johrdan?" and rubs her hair...Jordan rubs Jeff's hair, shifts back a little and secret smiles some more 😊 ...Jeff keeps shuffling...Jeff then turns his face towards Jordan, reaches for her forehead and gives her a sweet kiss saying he's going to try to sleep 🥰 he turns on his belly and Jordan immediately starts scratching without even him asking 🥰🥰 Jeff mmm's and Jordan scratches his back and his hair... Just after the 1:13am min mark Jordan starts slowing down and then just after the 1:14am mark super cute moment when Jordan turns to lay back the other way, she has her hand near his head and Jeff reaches for her hand, he holds it. (just this little action said so much) Jordan continues scratching but very off and on, she's getting tired...just before the 1:17am mark they finally settle into sleep, right on cue...Michele walks back in the room and they all go to sleep. Jeff rubs Jordan’s head again 11:13-11:15am Jeff is waking up...Jordan turns towards Jeff and he turns towards her and strokes her hair/head very sweetly. ☺️ He then pauses, rubs his eyes, then turns towards her again and gently caresses her arm for a little...he then turns back and covers himself,  closes his eyes... Under the cover kisses/Jeff likes Jordan 11:34-11:48am Jeff has woken up, gone to the bathroom, brushed his teeth and goes back into bed with Jordan who is still laying down. Cam 1/2 switch to them just after the 11:34am mark...Jeff is under the cover with Jordan. He's spooning her and then he reaches down with his head and (I think) bites her butt again, lol...Jordan says "no"...Jeff giggles and says "what?"...he kisses/nuzzles her neck and Jordan giggles...Jeff does it again and Jordan semi-protests and turns saying "you bite me"...Jordan moves back to spoon with Jeff...Jeff asks if she wants him to make regular pancakes or make them fun?...Jeff says "you don't like bananas huh?"...Jordan says she doesn't...Jeff kisses Jordan from behind and then says "you giving me the hand?"...Jordan says "no, I'm running my hand through your hair". Jeff kisses Jordan again, rustling, then some mumbling, Jordan asks about the pancakes and Jeff says he was going to make banana nut (ones)...Jordan says she doesn't like bananas, she's still kinda full...Jeff asks from the steaks?...inaudible mumble from Jordan...Jeff lifts the cover over them even more and goes in for another kiss and some tickling...Jordan screeches and then giggles...Jeff in his best Jordan voice says "Jayeffff"...lots of rustling and more kissing...Jeff says "it's over"...Jordan turns towards Jeff and says "we lost, it hurts"...more rustling and longer kissing...Jeff says does that mean it's over?...Jordan says "that means thanks"...Jeff says "it means it's over"...Jordan says nuh uh. Jeff starts humming the lick you up & down song again, lol...Jordan says she doesn't know why she gets so ticklish there...Jeff says "you get ticklish but you don't wanna be ticklish"...Jordan says her mom is the same way...of course Jeff starts tickling her and Jordan screeches Jeffff!...more rustling and giggling...Jeff kisses Jordan and Jordan says she hasn't brushed her teeth yet...Jeff says "gross"...Jordan says he saw him get up out of bed...Jeff says he thought she went to the washroom...Jordan says to pee earlier but she didn't brush them...Jeff calls Jordan a grossie...Jordan says "what? I'm just warning you"...Jeff says he's just joking...Jordan says "try to yell at me and call me gross!"...they kiss LOL...they stop and Jordan says "thanks"...Jeff says "Jayefff!"...Jordan says thanks again. Jordan says she forgot she put on mascara last night...Jeff lifts the cover off and sort of looks at Jordan...Jordan says not to look...Jeff says "let me see, yammahamma!"   Jordan says "noooooo"...Jeff says "it's fright night"...Jordan says "for real?"...Jeff says "no, I didn't even look at you"...Jordan's comes up for air (LOL) and she asks if it's pretty outside?...Jeff says it's 11:30, he's not tired, he slept enough. Jeff says he can't believe how many times he peed last night...Jordan says "you drink more water than anybody I know"...Jeff laughs and says he doesn't know why, he's always been like that, he drinks so much water...Jordan says it's not a bad thing...Jeff says it is when you have to pee 3 times a night...Jordan says then don't do it...Jeff's Irish accent comes out a little when he says "I'm thirsty"...Jordan says then she doesn't know how she can help him...Jeff says he knows, he lost, he could stop complaining all the time and maybe just suck it up...Jordan says "and get up and pee"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan nods and says "that'll work". Jeff says "I only complain if I like you so take it as a compliment"...Jordan says "that what?"...Jeff repeats "I only complain to you if I like you" Jeff says "if you were just a person in this house he would just be like I peed a lot yesterday whistles and that would be the end of that, I like to drag things out and complain more"...Jordan says "with me?"...Jeff says "the more I like someone" (hint hint Jordan)...Jordan says "oh, well thanks"...they laugh...Jordan says "thanks Jeff"...Jeff says that was his attempt to make an excuse at bitching, she still doesn't get it, he's just going to drop the whole...Jordan says "I do get it!"...Jeff reaches for chapstick and says "what?"...Jordan, in a lower voice, says "I do get it". Jeff offers Jordan chapstick and she says no, she hasn't brushed her teeth yet...Jeff doesn't get how that matters...Jordan explains it will get on her toothbrush...Jeff is going to let that one go, what if she needs it in the middle of the night...Jordan raises her voice again and says she would use it because it's the middle of the night, you're not going to get up and brush your teeth...Jeff points at Jordan and says "don't start, today we're not going to fight at all", he crosses his arms and then asks Jordan if she rolled her eyes...Jordan says no... Jeff points his index finger upwards and says "there's our first fight"...Jordan turns the other way and says she didn't roll her eyes. Jeff like a 5 year old bugging his playmate pulls Jordan's ponytail and Jordan laughs...Jordan says tomorrow...Jeff says tomorrow it's over...Jeff laughs...Jordan turns back towards Jeff and says we lost, it hurts...Jeff laughs and says at least they have that joke to keep them laughing but it faces facts...Jordan says "it hurts bad"  Jeff nods saying "real bad"...Jeff whispers "we lost" and turns to face Jordan who closes her eyes and smiles at Jeff who starts laughing. (I think at this point the we lost it hurts routine is more referring to the fact they can't get intimate in there not the fact one of them is leaving 😉) Jeff says his buddies are going to die...Jordan says if she goes to the jury house she's going to be in a bad mood just because with those people and in here you'll be in a better mood here than there. Jeff says he'd rather be alone...Jordan says maybe Jeff can ask...Jeff says no, you gotta experience the whole thing...Jordan says it will be different because the game's over...and Jeff says it's going to be so nice...Jordan says if they are, then they suck at life...Jeff doesn't doubt that, then they lost...Jordan says and it hurts...Jeff says for life it hurts...Jordan says Jessie never got over what Dan did so who knows...Jordan shifts and Jeff says here they go, she already stuck him (with the mic)...Jordan says she's sorry...Jordan tells Jeff to scoot over and she starts whispering in his ear... It's inaudible at first but then the mic kicks in with Jordan telling Jeff about the promises Michele made to Natalie so that Natalie would keep Jeff...Jeff nods and Jordan asks if Michele told him, he nods and she says oh, nevermind then...Jeff smiles and says she told him...Jordan says the only negative side...and then she whispers game in Jeff's ear again...Jeff says Natalie is not going to fall for it, he just asked her right now where she's at and she said she didn't know...they discuss game again...Jordan starts up for the umpteenth time about Michele coming after her and Jeff tells Jordan to pick whoever she wants to pick, she seems to have it all figured out...Jordan says she hates his sarcasm...Jeff says he hates her fu**ing way of thinking, he looks at Jordan... Jordan talks game again and Jeff says for her to play both sides...Jordan says she's keeping to herself...Jeff says yeah, for real...Jeff says for her to say she's still pissed about him and don't talk to nobody and wait to see who wins and then jump on their side. Jordan asks what time he said it was? Jeff says it's almost noon...he then says he's going to get up, it's his last day in there and he doesn't want to spend it in bed, he gets up and gets some shorts to change into and leaves... Kitchen hugs before lunch 12:01-12:13pm Jeff is prepping lunch in the kitchen...Jordan walks into the kitchen after getting ready in the bathroom...Jeff asks her if she wants this meat like that, he's going to put eggs in his...Jordan smiles and says "eggs in it? for what?"...Jeff says he doesn't know, just cuz he feels he wants some eggs on it...Jordan walks around the counter towards Jeff who is opening the fridge...Jordan says she doesn't want any eggs...Jeff looks at her and says he'll just make that and put an egg for him...Jordan covers her face, smiles shyly and tells Jeff not to look at her pimple...Jordan hugs Jeff and Jeff hugs back. 😊Jeff says she can do whatever she wants with her and asks her if she wants to go get a thing of eggs for him while he defrosts the meat...Jordan says yeah but she points to a carton of eggs already in the fridge. Jeff says he hates the meat all frozen like that, he talks about some smelly pork chops that were outta there...Jordan says ewww...Jeff says big time...Jordan says "ewww Jeff"...Jeff says "whaddya mean ewww Jeff? it wasn't my crotch that smelled like that" (yikes! lol) Jordan aaahhh's...Jeff puts the meat in the microwave to defrost...Jordan asks Jeff if she wants some of her lemon water?...Jeff says no, but she can put it in his tea...Jordan says the freezer smells so bad...Jeff imitates her and then pretend punches her. Jeff sadly says his suitcase was in the storage, he looks at Jordan...Jordan awww's, looks at Jeff and pouts then squeezes lemon into Jeff's cup...Jeff says "it's over, I'm going to be black & white" ☠️ He smiles at Jordan and mumbles "thanks Kevin...I hope you burn in hell" 😳 Jordan makes her lemon water in silence...Michele walks in and asks what they're making?...Jeff says ground beef and eggs and iced tea and water and lemon...Jordan smiles and puts the lemon back in the fridge and then rinses her hands...she asks if it's that muggy hot outside again?...Jeff says it's pretty hot...Jordan tries to get to the counter but Jeff blocks her way and so Jordan reaches for Jeff with one arm...Jeff says "don't patronize me"...Jordan says "I'm not patronizing, I'm trying to...give me a hug"... Jeff hugs her and Jordan says "squeeze"...he squeezes her and lets go...he starts smelling his fingers all nervous LOL and then Jordan puts her fingers near his nose saying they smell good...Jeff says yeah...Jordan asks what his smell like and she smells...she says "nothing"...Jeff says he was just touching the meat and stuff...Jordan says "ewww, I had that shoved up my nose"...Jeff says "raw meat". Jordan goes outside and comes back in, Jeff asks if it's pretty hot out...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says it's 12, they can get some good sun in...Jordan gets a cookie to eat and asks Jeff if he wants half...Jeff says no, not for breakfast...Jordan says it's 12 o'clock...Jeff says it's breakfast, what's the first thing you eat?...Jeff wants to get to the microwave and directs her to move and take her cookie...Jordan gives Jeff a look...Jeff says for her not to give him that look because she feels all guilty from eating the cookie...he laughs...Jordan sits down at the counter... Jeff digs into the meat, he calls it a big ball of meat...they joke around about Michele's weird eating habits with her bagel & mayo and how she leaves it sitting around all day...Michele says she is banned from eating mayo at home because Tim throws up when he sees it, she loves mayo...Jeff says he knows a couple of people like that...Jordan says she loves mayo too...Jordan comments on the strong garlic smell and how they put garlic in everything...Jeff says he likes garlic, he wants to...(sexual innuendo)...Jordan shakes her head and smiles at Jeff...they talk about their smelly hands and comforter. Jeff is near the stove dealing with the meat and Jordan is eating, now Teddy Grahams. 🧸 They talk about laundry...Jeff says he's good, he's ready to pack, he looked at his suitcase and there's no way he can fit all his stuff, it's like carry on...(Jeff waits for a response from Jordan but there is none)...finally Jordan says what?...Jeff says nothing, he loves it when she pays attention to him 🤨 Jordan doesn't respond again LOL Jeff putters around and wants some Jordan attention so he asks her what?...Jordan says nothing...Jeff asks what she's laughing at?...Jordan says "can I not think of things?"...Jeff says yeah and wants her to share...Jordan mumbles something about at night, farting and making her laugh about it...Jeff turns away without saying anything and goes back to his semi-frozen meat and starts cooking it.... Eggs/McMuffins/Bagels/Biscuits/Horsing around 12:18-12:30pm Jeff is almost finished cooking the ground beef and is making himself another glass of iced tea...Jordan is secret smiling at the kitchen counter :)...Jeff sneezes he says from the iced tea powder, he goes to get Jordan's lunch and says "here Jordan, it's just meat, you want it?"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says it's just meat...Jordan asks if it's better with eggs?...Jeff says he's going to put egg on his...Jordan says then put it on hers...Jeff says "you want egg?"...Jordan smiles and says "yeah"...Jeff giggles and raises a fist at her LOL Jeff asks just one egg or two?...Jordan wants two...Jeff cracks the eggs in the skillet and lets them steam...Jeff mumbles something about she's always judging (talking about Jordan) and both Michele & Jordan are confused...Jeff says nobody worry about it. Jeff tastes a bite of meat and Jordan asks him if it's good?...Jeff shrugs his shoulders and says it's meat with eggs and he laughs...Jordan says she feels like jelly...Jeff says to fire it up, on toast?...she says on a McMuffin...Jeff says he doesn't like that but to go for it, it's right up her alley. Jordan comes around the counter and says maybe she'll have it on a bagel...Jeff confuses what she wants on the bagel and says she can eat the meat on the bagel...Jordan says meat on a bagel, it wouldn't be good...Jeff says it would be like an Egg McMuffin...Jordan says meat on a bagel?...Jeff says what does she think McDonald's meat is? high quality Kobe beef?...Jordan says "no, but still I don't eat the bagels"...Jeff say "McMuffin?"...Jordan doesn't answer...Jeff waits and Jordan walks by him and squeezes his sides...Jeff pretends to punch her. Jordan comes back with her English muffins to toast and Jeff asks if she wants cheese on there (the skillet)?...Jordan says sure...Jeff is going to bombard it with cheese...Jordan waits and Jeff asks if she's having jelly with her egg McMuffin? (You mean English muffin? 😉) ...Jeff says he's never liked that, he doesn't know why...Jordan says she's not putting it on the McMuffin, she always gets biscuits...Jeff says he's not a big biscuit fan either, he pretend punches her face...Jordan says she's a big biscuit fan (more opposites, how surprising 😁)...they play fight...Jeff says really? he's not...Jordan says she loves them, she talks about Crackle Barrel, there must be one in Chicago, it's country food, she eats like 3 biscuits before her meal and then she's already full...Jeff says he knows but never ate there, he never broke bread there...Jordan says it's so good. Jordan asks if it's ready?...Jeff says pretty close, how runny does she want her eggs? it should be ready to jam...Jeff asks if she likes her eggs runny?...Jordan says not really...Jeff says to hold her fu**ing horses, her muffin isn't even ready...Jeff wonders why it isn't steaming, he moves away from the stove and says "the horses, I miss the horse track" and kicks Jordan in the butt...twice LOL Jeff says "this is the weirdest lunch ever"...he fixes his plate and then goes outside, he drops his fork, comes back in and asks Jordan to get him one, she also hands him the hot sauce to which he says it's wrecking his stomach...Jeff asks if Jordan is going outside?...she says yes...they all eat outside… Jeff’s psychic tattoo 12:42pm Jeff & Michele are outside on the couches, Jordan is in the DR...Michele has just shown Jeff her scar from when she was HOH...Jeff jokes around about how here is his scar from Vietnam, here is his scar from Big Brother...Michele tells Jeff she had a dream, there was this one time on the Amazing Race where they had to get a tattoo of the Amazing Race on them...Jeff says a real one?...Michele says the two people that ended up doing it were this old grandpa dude and his grandson, they got matching TAR tattoos and then they didn't win the whole thing so they were stuck with them...Jeff says that's terrible...Michele says she dreamt they had to do that with BB ones and she was like where is she going to put this BB tattoo? Jeff says "imagine if I had Amazing Race on my arm or Big Brother" Michele says "if you had Amazing Race on your arm that would even be more confusing" (HAHA not really Michele!!) Jeff is thinking of Jordan 12:47pm Jeff, Jordan & Michele are outside...Jordan & Michele are talking about Jordan using the word Gucci and Jordan says everybody at home knows her as Gucci...Jordan heads over to the pool...Jeff, who is sitting on the BY couches and just intently looking over at Jordan, suddenly yells out to her "where you going?"...Jordan says "getting in the pool"...Jeff says "noo"...Jeff pauses and says "they're going to call me into the Diary Room otherwise I'd already be in there"...Jeff gets up, goes inside and (unseen) heads to the kitchen sink (camera is on Michele)...after a few seconds Jeff is heard saying to himself "Johrrdan"🥰 Last pool time Pt 1 12:50-1pm This would be the last time Jeff & Jordan hung out in the pool...😔 Jordan has already entered the pool and is sitting on the blue raft sideways...Jeff is finishing up cleaning up after lunch, he comes outside along with Michele...Michele comments on how hot it is and how her bathing suit is falling apart...Jeff puts on sunscreen...Jordan asks Jeff to get her a towel and he does...Michele keeps mumbling about something... Jeff burps loudly and Jordan secret smiles...Jeff says that Jordan has all these inside jokes today, what's up?...Michele is sitting on the edge of the pool with her legs in the pool...Jeff the same but on the opposite side...Michele asks if any of the jokes are of Jeff because she doesn't think she knows any of them?...Jeff says "what? I don't know them either, she doesn't tell me"...Jordan has been singing and hasn't been listening, she says "hang on, what?"...no answer so Jordan says "I wanna sing karaoke" Jeff says he never finished his story about happy endings, they kept interrupting him six times...Jordan says continue, she's listening...Jeff says continue from a week ago? (actually 2 days ago, lol)...Jeff says they have a band that plays while you sing karaoke...they ask where?...Jeff says here (in LA)...Jordan asks if the people are actually good or they just go up and do it?...Jeff says they're pretty good but it might be because of the band...Jordan says she wouldn't want to go up there and look like a yo-yo...a plane flies overhead loudly, it's hard to hear...Jeff is saying that it's easy to look like a yo-yo...Jeff says he hates when the person before you is really good and then you go up there and say "just beat it", he laughs...Michele talks about going to one in Montreal and they sang with French accents...Jeff says he loves when people suck. Jordan talks about a karaoke scene in Boy Meets World with Cory & Topanga and also how she sang "Like A Virgin" in her senior year Spring Break and she was the only true virgin that could sing the song, she sang her heart out...Jeff says "and that night you got nailed" 😂 Michele talks about singing I Like Big Butts (Baby Got Back) from a karaoke machine...Jordan talks about this hardcore guy at karaoke that was screaming into the mic, he sounded like Slipknot... Jeff tells the story about his buddy, who is the brother of another guy from another restaurant he goes to, he played high school football with him, he's a big guy but kinda quiet and they went to sing karaoke, he always sings Footloose, he does the dance with his feet on the stage like in the movie, he cuts up, he's an awesome performer, he sings the whole song, it's the best, Jeff loves it and he does it all the time...Jordan says that's a good movie...they talk about the movie being re-done and who is going to be doing it...they talk about Zac Efron and how he was going to do it but isn't anymore...Jordan says his girlfriend is pretty...Jeff says he loves her except she's like 18, he's not weird...Jordan says she's cute...Michele says she looks older. Jeff wonders if the DR is going to call him on or else he's going in the pool because it's too hot...Jeff says they lost...he takes off his mic and gets in. Last pool time Pt2 1-1:21pm Jeff gives up on waiting for the DR to call him so he gets in the pool, he throws the beach ball towards Jordan who is still sitting on the blue raft at the end of the pool, they play with it back and forth...Jeff dives in and heads straight towards Jordan, they bicker a little about how Jeff wanted to hit Jordan in the face with the ball...he says it's so much nicer in the water...Jordan makes fun of how he says 'water'...Jeff says he didn't even say it like that, it's Michele that does...they talk about who says water how, how Michele says 'forest', the movie Forrest Gump comes up and Jordan says she loves that movie. Jeff positions himself to be floating with the help of the beach ball, his legs on Jordan and the raft...Michele talks about how Tim has a strong Boston accent...Jeff loves that, is it worse when he's drunk? LOL This brings up Mr. Boston from Rock of Love which Michele doesn't know, she only goes to Perez Hilton to get gossip on these shows...Jeff asks if he talks about that shit?...Michele says yeah...Jeff thought she meant him talking about them...Jordan doesn't think Perez would talk about them...Jeff says why not? maybe he'll talk about Chima...Jeff then asks Jordan why she's pulling his shorts down?...Jordan is caught off guard and says she doesn't know, she didn't mean to LOL, so she continues fiddling with them and secretly smiling to herself. ☺️ Michele brings up how every year BB gets media to tour the house and test out competitions and stuff...Jeff says they did put 12 people in there didn't they?...Michele says yeah, for a day...Jeff thinks it's for a week...Michele says no, for a day, Jen (Johnson) was one of them...Jeff asks why the f**k would she do it, she already knows what it's like...Michele doesn't know, she reports for MSN...Jeff says he wants to do that...Michele says they get to play 12 weeks of competitions in one day...Jeff isn't buying it, there's no way they can set up 12 weeks of competitions in one day... Michele says they were scaled down...Jeff says he thinks she's making it up...Michele says she was checking it out before BB...Jordan says apparently everybody was...Jeff says he did a little bit too and they said there was going to be some kind of jellyfish tank...Jordan says "for real?"...Michele remembers that and there was also supposed to be some cool fiber optic wall or something...Jeff says they make this shit up...Michele says some of it is real because she heard about the high school theme...Jeff heard something about a jungle house, that would have been cool...they all were worried about there not being a washer & dryer, they weren't looking forward to that. Michele says she heard somewhere there was going to be nudist BB...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says we were going to be naked? how would you air any of that? no, you'd have to cast nudists, if they told him he had to be naked for 2 months on TV he'd say "dude, I'm out, you sick bastards, what kind of show are you running?"😅 Jordan asks Jeff if he thought he would make it far or did he go just to go along with it when he went with his girlfriend?...Jeff guffaws and says "my friend"...Jordan says his friend, did he know or did he just do it?...Jeff says he thought, I'll do it, I'm good at interviews and shit so he said he would do it so he went with her...Jordan giggles and says he made it (and she didn't)...Jeff laughs and says "yeah"...Jordan says hers was easy, it felt normal, she didn't feel awkward, she acted herself...Jeff says he didn't think he would "make it, make it" and when they called he said what? am I going to have to do this? get ready?...Jeff says they ran around the bush and then said they were going to send out a crew and Jeff said if they send out a crew, he better be on, was he on?... Michele says she was nervous but BB was looking for a dorky person anyways...Jordan says she told Jeff she would love to see Michele's interviews and what she said...Jeff says that in some of his interviews he looked like Joey Tribianni, he looked like the biggest yo-yo, he said the dumbest shit...Michele says he is a big yo-yo...Jeff says he is but whatever, they all made it there somehow...Jordan says she was shocked she made it. Jeff says that the last week BB just told him to be ready because he kept asking him all these leading questions with hidden meanings, BB was onto him and just told him to be ready by Friday and Jeff asked if they meant ready to leave? and they said yes, be ready today, right now and then Jeff thought he was on for sure and then someone else called and told him he was top 25 and then he was confused, he went to work and Mimmo asked him what was wrong and he wasn't sure what was going on, he had to tell Mimmo for the release...Jordan says she was so stressed with work...Jeff says Mimmo told him to get the f**k out of work, go home, he was done for the week, go get himself ready, he had to go to the eye doctor, buy a shirt, etc...Mimmo told him he wasn't even working so just go home...Jordan says "awww, I guess that's the perks of working for your friend"...Jeff says that was a Tuesday and then he was out. Jordan asks if Mimmo was in the video he made with the football? (for his BB intro)...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says what about the other guy, Robby, Bobby? the one in the picture at Hooter's?...Jeff says Barry, no he was going to be there but BB told him he had too many people...Jordan says she had 3 of her girlfriends and 2 of them couldn't come because she has a real job at the hospital...Michele talks about her work (oh the irony here!!) and how the people there were so rude saying they hoped she wasn't throwing away her career for this...Jeff says dude, haterade...Jordan would say "don't be jelly"...Michele says there is always haterade around her...Jeff says you can't make all of the people happy all of the time...Jordan says you can't please everyone. Michele says BB told her they thought it would be like Revenge of the Nerds with her banding with the smart people to take out the populars and then she took out the smart ones...Jordan says Ronno had to go, she says he would get so excited with his questions with Julie...Michele wonders if Julie hates Ronnie?...Jordan says she wonders if Julie takes favorites?...Jeff says they can't...Michele says she has to be objective...Jordan says just in her head, of course she has to be objective...Jeff likes reporters who are super biased especially in sports, when they're over the top...they talk about reporters they like and Jordan says she likes Barbara Streisand LOL Michele says Barbara Walters?...Jordan says yeah her, she says she just likes listening to her voice...Michele says she is quitting the View this year...Michele gets in the pink floatie...Jordan says she liked when Katie Couric interviewed L'il Wayne, she likes hearing what he has to say...Jeff says really? did he have some good views...Jeff moves over to sit on the stairs in the pool...Jordan says no, he was just talking about his life, he's direct and to the point, no bs, they went bowling and he was talking about his dad, his records, his music, he was funny, she asked him about weed and he admitted he liked it...Jeff says when you're one of the best rappers and you have millions and millions of dollars you can say whatever you want...Jordan says true, she hates how their videos are always about cops chasing them, girls half naked dancing around, throwing money in the air, pouring liquor on them, it's always the same thing and it sometimes gets on her nerves, can they please rap about something else, she hates when they have their grills in and you can't understand what they're saying too. Jeff & Jordan throw the little ball around a bit and Jordan throws it so it splashes Jeff in the face, she says sorry, he says no worries and proceeds to do the same to her, he laughs...Jordan says she doesn't like Jeff today...Jeff says what?...Jordan says he woke up and he was all sweet and noooww...Jeff says what, he made her brunch (LOL)...Jordan says she needs to go lay out...Jeff says she can get sun right there (hinting that as usual he gets in the pool and she leaves)...Jordan asks if Jeff would like the raft?...Jeff says he would love it...Jordan slowly heads towards Jeff and hands him the raft...Jeff lays down on it and floats around and then Jeff & Jordan hold hands and Jeff gets pulled closer to Jordan who is standing...Jordan pats Jeff's belly and then gets out to dry off and lay in the sun on the hammock...Jeff lays on the blue raft and gets sun too...talk dies down... Last pool time Pt3 1:38-2pm Jeff & Michele are in the pool talking game, Jeff comes back from going to the washroom and sits at the edge of the pool...Jordan tells Jeff that she is telling Michele that if she goes home tomorrow she wants Jeff & Michele to go to the end, she doesn't want there to be any awkwardness...Jordan says she's not going to the jury house to talk shit about them, unlike Russell who probably is, she will have to defend them, she thinks if Kevin gets to the end he will win because he has friends in the jury house, also that Russell told Kevin & Natalie that if either of them got Jeff out this week, they had his vote...Jeff laughs and says that Russell's whole game revolves on getting Jeff out rather than trying to save himself, he's more upset about Jeff winning than him losing, what a way to live life...Michele starts to semi-defend Russell by saying Russell was trying to get Kevin out the whole game...Jeff doesn't want to hear it and gets up saying that he doesn't give a f**k what Russell has to say, he's a fu**ing dork...Jeff gets a drink and then goes and lays down on the raft again. Michele starts talking game again and says that she wants Jordan to know they're good even though they haven't been strategizing...Jordan repeats she wants Jeff & Michele to make it to the end because they have done the most, her and Kevin are tied...Michele says Jordan has to start playing the game...Jordan thinks Kevin would take Natalie to the end...Jordan thinks if they vote strategically they would vote for Michele but this cast is so bitter they might go by favorites...Michele says it's hard to predict what they're going to do...Jeff is silent... ...they go over jury votes...Michele says they have to do what it take to get to final 3...they both don't trust Kevin & Natalie...Jordan knows she can't trust Kevin because of what happened with Jeff...Michele says that Kevin told her last night that the Kevin & Jeff deal they made was to get Michele out...Jeff says "what a fu**ing scumbag" (well it was, lol!)...Jeff repeats what he said and says don't even get me started...they talk about how Natalie was drunk and was yelling about them scheming. Jeff starts floating over to where Jordan is sitting...Jordan asks Michele if she's comfortable sitting in that floatie?...Michele says she is, she's flexible...Michele gets out of the pool to catch some sun...Jeff says he feels white but knows he isn't...Jordan says he's basically been laying out all summer...Jordan moves around Jeff and scratches his head and plays with his belly...Jeff looks at Jordan and Jordan asks if he's looking at her shoes? (she's wearing her flip-flops in the pool) Jeff says yeah, he hates it...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says "put it on the list"...Jordan says "things to burn?"...Jeff says "things I hate"... Jordan moves closer to Jeff and asks why he isn't talking?...Jeff asks her what she wants him to say?...Jordan compares who is tanner...Jeff says he looks white...Jordan says it's because of the water, when you go inside later on you look tanned. Jordan pats Jeff's leg and says "I like squeezing your fat" while squeezing his muscle, LOL. Super cute moment when Jordan says her mom used to squeeze her and pat her leg and Jordan would get mad, she would do it again and say "must be jelly cuz jam don't shake like that"...Jordan smiles and giggles and asks Jeff if he ever heard that?...Jeff has... Jordan says she used to get so mad...Michele says yeah, your mom sounds like a riot...Jordan says she is real quiet at first but she's real sweet, sometimes she stresses over men, Jordan ends up counseling her, she's like the parent...Michele says her and her mom are real close and talk every day. Jordan says that is normal, well at least for her, she can't imagine not talking to her mom all the time, this is the longest she has gone without talking to her mom... Jordan asks Michele if her mom was strict growing up and if she still tries to do that to her...FISH...when they return they are talking about a family reality show (Wife Swap?)...talk turns to Michele dating some guy with a Pirate fetish...Michele tells Jordan to promise her she won't date weirdo's...Jordan promises and says she doesn't date that much, she's weird...Michele says maybe she's really picky...Jordan says she is picky, she's just weird...Jordan says she wants to go somewhere where the water is blue like the pool, wouldn't that be nice?...Michele says she's never been on a beach vacation...they get quiet again… Last pool time Pt4 2-2:30pm Pool time is almost over, Michele is still sitting in the floatie, Jordan is just standing in the pool, Jeff is on the raft, talk has died down and Jordan is getting bored...she says her hair feels like it's on fire and she is going to go to the hammock soon...Jeff gets out of the pool and Jordan asks where he's going?...Jeff says to put more lotion on...Jordan says her nose is so dry and she feels like she has so many boogers...Jordan gets out and heads to the hammock...Jeff puts on sunscreen and gets back in the pool... Michele & Jeff chit chat about the final HOH competition...Michele explains how it normally goes and Jeff says he remembers now, right, right...he then imitates Casey saying "right, right, right, right, right"...he tells Michele that's Casey..."that was my Casey"...Jeff says to Jordan on the hammock "did you know who that was Jordan?"...Jordan says she did, didn't he hear her laugh?...Jeff says "oh, you did?"... "right, right, right, right, right...but the thing is..." Jeff laughs and Jordan laughs from afar. Jeff says he always had something to say...Jordan ahhh's...Jeff says as Casey "but the thing is, you know, you're a lot younger than I am...and you keep eating that cookie dough..." Kevin comes outside with the camera and they ask Kevin if he twittered? he says he did and blogged but he's quite quiet...Kevin takes a couple of random half ass pics of Michele & Jeff in the pool and then heads to the hammock to take one of Jordan...Jordan doesn't want to because she says she looks fat, Kevin says she isn't...Jeff encourages her to take one, she has to...Jordan gets up and wraps the towel around her and poses for a pic Kevin is done. Jordan walks towards the house and Jeff asks her if she wants to poop?...good guess Jeff ;) Jordan says yes and walks inside...Kevin walks inside and Jeff asks Michele if they gawn?...Michele says she guesses so...Jeff says good...Michele says they're going to take final 3 pics together (K&N&Jo), just kidding...Jeff says f**k that, Natalie is doing it, she's gotta do it...Michele says if she doesn't she will Evel Dick her ass all week...Jeff says they have to get a hold of her...Michele agrees...Jeff wonders what the upcoming POV is going to be?...Michele has no clue, it's different all the time...Jeff says he'll worry about it later, he has to get through Thursday...Jeff says God, she's gotta just do it...Jeff asks Michele if Kevin said he blogged too?...Michele says she thinks so...Jeff says that would have been a good time to talk to Natalie, they should have taken advantage...Michele says it doesn't matter if Kevin knows they are talking to Natalie. They get quiet for awhile and then Jordan comes back out and heads for the hammock but wets herself under the shower first...Jeff watches her...Jordan shivers with the cold water and Jeff laughs...Jeff says he doesn't even know if he's actually getting tanned... Michele thinks he might be burning...Jordan says Jeff is getting lots of sun on that raft...Jeff gets out, wraps himself in a towel and goes inside...Michele heads to the hammock and lays in it with Jordan, they talk some serious game and then Michele leaves when Jeff comes back out. Michele gets back in as well...Jeff lays on his belly on the raft to get some sun on his back...talk pretty much dies down here and all is quiet until they all go inside just before 2:30pm... Jejo packing for eviction Pt1 2:51-3:10pm It's packing time for Jeff & Jordan 😥 Jeff has changed out of his wet shorts and into his sweatpants, he enters the SS room where Jordan is already starting to pack...he hangs his shorts on the "pool" ladder...he uuhhhh's, takes a sip of water and says "this sucks" 😟 Jordan has put her Mardi Gras shirt on Jeff's suitcase...Jeff notices and picks it up and looks at it...Jordan giggles and says "doesn't it look so little?"...Jeff says "yeah, what am I supposed to do with this?"...Jordan says "you keep it...use it as a souvenir, and too, you know how I always use the Renny voice, you'll think of Renny too"...Jeff says "I will"...Jeff puts on his Aurora hat and says "my Aurora hat, it gawn...here" and he throws it over to Jordan...Jordan says thanks and tells Jeff she will give it back to him at the end of the show...Jeff says it's alright, he'll get a new one...Jordan says he looks best in his Aurora hat. 😊 Jeff unzips his suitcase and says it's Mimmo's luggage, he says he put some stuff in there and BB took it out, stuff from different competitions...Jeff says he doesn't know where to start, it's like fitting all those clowns into a circus car...Jordan says "this is the sad part"...Jeff says "yeah I think from here on out is the sad part" 😟 Jeff puts the clothes he will wear tomorrow for the live show in a little pile on top of his chest of drawers...he says "you are safe for tomorrow"...he forgets to put some underwear so he picks some white ones and says he will go out with some white underwear...Jeff starts fiddling with things in his drawers...Jordan says she doesn't know how she's going to fit all her stuff in, she's got so much more stuff now...Jeff says me too...FISH...when they return Jeff is saying that he should have brought the giant bag his brother gave him...Jordan says didn't you say that you wouldn't need it?...Jeff says he told him he didn't want to look like a yo-yo...Jordan laughs...Jeff says what?...Jordan says Jeff is funny...Jeff says he put 3 pairs of pants and it already looks full...Jordan tells him to roll them, it will fit more, she is rolling her shirts and shows him...Jeff says but her suitcase is jumboriffic. Jeff starts folding his shorts, putting them in a pile and says there's no way (he's going to fit everything)...Jeff decides to take off his sweatpants and put shorts on...he folds his sweatpants away...he finds more shorts in another drawer and says "holy macaroni...I don't even know how I got this shit in here in the first place"...Jordan asks if when Jeff was packing he thought he would wear this and that and he didn't even touch it?...Jeff says yeah, there's a couple of things he didn't touch...Jordan says she sees something in there that looks like a fire department shirt...Jeff says "this? I wore that"...Jordan doesn't remember him wearing it. Jeff brings out yet another pair of shorts and says he hasn't worn them...Jordan says they're cute, why hasn't he worn them?...Jeff doesn't know, he only remembered he had them right now and they match his flip-flops, maybe he'll wear them right now just so he said he wore them, he takes off his shorts and puts those ones on...Jordan starts talking about packing things on the side of his suitcase for whenever they leave and we get FISH...when feeds return Jordan is showing Jeff all her shirts...Jeff says she better get another system going...Jordan says she has so much and all the things from the competitions...Jeff points out that all he has out are his shorts and pants, he's never going to fit it all, it's over...Jordan opens another drawer and says "holy crap, I got more"...Jeff laughs while folding Casey's shorts he left him...Jordan points out all the various things she never wore so far. Jeff sits down and starts meticulously folding all his shirts including Jordan's Mardi Gras one that she says smells good...Jeff says he remembers doing this before coming to the house...Jordan says she's going to burn the spacesuit because it's going to be nothing but bad memories...Jordan mentions something being too tight for her now, she wore them the day before she came there, they don't fit...Jeff says "it hurts"...Jordan goes to return Jeff's grey sweatpants but Jeff insists she take them...Jordan says they are his brother's...Jeff says he doesn't wear them, just take them, he can't even fit them in...Jordan says she'd rather have the NY shirt...Jeff says she can have them both, he hands her the NY shirt...Jordan puts the sweatpants down but Jeff throws them back on the bed and tells her to keep them...Jordan says "geez, you want me to have a lot"...Jeff laughs and says he'd rather her keep the sweatpants than the NY shirt, she's not even from New York, why does she want it? (Jeff, you're not from there either, lol)...Jordan says cuz she likes it, she wants to spray some of Jeff's cologne on it so she walks over and sprays it. AWWW Jordan asks what brand YSL is and Jeff says Yves St. Laurent...Jordan sprays and says "there you go"...Jeff continues folding (even shirts that are already folded, lol) and asks if it smells nice now?...Jordan says hmmm?...Jeff stays quiet and keeps folding (he has a LOT of shirts!)...Jordan thinks Jeff will be able to fit everything in...Jeff doesn't think so...Jordan heads to the cologne again and sprays more of her stuff, Jeff smiles...Jordan says it's for good luck...Jeff says she won't be getting it from him...Jordan mmm, hmm's. Watching Jeff fold all the different shirts makes me remember all the JeJo moments they had. ♥ Jeff gets up and decides to put the shorts he's wearing away but says he did at least  wear them, he takes them off and puts on the original black ones he was wearing... Jordan shows Jeff all the stuff from the competitions and how she has it separated...Jeff shows Jordan all his stuff...Jordan tells Jeff that the day she leaves there (LA) she's going to wear this hat (Aurora one) at the airport ..Jeff says do it...Jordan says "I am" (AND SHE DID!). Jordan says she's going to have to use her BB bag but she's going to put tape over it. Jeff dancing with the green shirt 3:10pm Jeff and Jordan continue packing...Jeff puts on his green shirt and Jordan says "nooooo"...Jeff laughs and says "dude, this is a good beach shirt"...Jordan says that's a Braden shirt...Jeff says he's wearing it while he changes...Jordan says "Jeff, that looks like something that Braden would wear"...Jeff starts dancing doing his Braden impersonation...Jordan whines "you look like himmm...when you do that"...Jeff dances some more like Braden. Jordan laughs...Jeff sits down and folds more saying the shirt isn't that bad, for a day at the beach, it's on...Jordan says the green looks good on Jeff but not the shirt, he's got to get rid of it...Jeff says it's staying, he was going to fire it but now he wants it 3:11-3:27pm Jejo packing for eviction Pt2 Jeff has just finished deciding he's keeping the green shirt, he keeps folding his dressier shirts now...Jeff points out another shirt he didn't wear...Jordan says why?...Jeff says he wasn't there enough weeks, he got fired out of there...Jeff says all his clothes are from the Buckle. Jeff folds a pink plaid shirt and Jordan asks if Jeff got that shirt for free too?...Jeff says no, she doesn't like it?...Jordan asks for him to hold it up, she says maybe if it was long sleeved...Jeff says no, it looks nice with a pair of jeans but he never busted it out...Jeff folds a shirt that is very similar to his Coup shirt and asks Jordan if she doesn't like it, he does...Jordan says that is from when he stood up...Jeff says "is it? no it's not"...Jordan says it is, she remembers it was the Coup D'Etat...Jeff says she remembers wrong...Jordan says yeah, that's the shirt he wore...Jeff says that one?...they are confused but come to an agreement on the other shirt being the Coup one...he folds it... Jeff says overall he wore almost everything, usually when he goes on vacation there's 20 shirts that he brings and doesn't wear...Jeff gets up and takes off the green shirt...Jordan shows Jeff what she was thinking of wearing tomorrow...Jeff wants her to put it on...Jordan doesn't feel like it...Jeff says if he had Jordan's suitcase he'd have no problem...Jordan says maybe Jeff should have listened to his brother and he'd have no problem...Jeff says he didn't want to look like a yo-yo. Jordan gives Jeff some beads...Jeff folds his safari shirt and says he won in it as opposed to his spacesuit which he brings out...Jordan says to burn it...Jeff says he would but it's pretty cool...Jordan says he can wear it for Halloween...Jeff says one of his friends would for sure...Jeff pulls out his "Hawaiian Vacation" card and says "how bout this bad boy?"...Jordan says "yeahhhhh"...then Jeff shows off his tie dye shirt and says Jordan knows she wants it as Jordan looks at his Hawaiian Vacation card LOL...she says she wants the Hawaiian vacation, that's what she wants...she starts to head out and Jeff asks where she's going?...Jordan says to throw her bottle away...Jeff says he wants her to keep him company...Jordan says she will, she'll be right back. Jeff folds his golf comp pants and says "another one that I won...for nothing" 🙁 Jordan comes back...Jeff lifts up his chicken suit and starts humming the Chicken Dance song LOL Jordan touches it and says it feels nice...Jeff keeps folding more shirts...Jordan says she's done laying out for the day, she doesn't even feel like it...Jeff says him too, it's 3 o'clock...Jeff puts away his tie from the car stuffing comp, then he holds up his pig suit and puts it away...Jordan puts on her homecoming shirt and tells Jeff that this is another shirt he wants to burn... Jeff laughs and says he doesn't want to burn any of her shirts...Jeff debates keeping the Greek wreath, decides not to...Jeff holds up the cheerleader wig and sarcastically says that it was from the best day there...Jordan says the worst if there ever was one...Jeff wants to throw out the pom-poms but Jordan tells him to keep them since they go with the costume...Jeff debates keeping a sheet (his toga)...Jordan says she keeps everything...Jeff says he does too but some things have to go. Jordan asks if he wants her to help him...Jeff says no...Jordan says why?...Jeff wants to see what he can get in first...Jordan lays down on their bed while Jeff continues putting away stuff... Michele comes in and Jordan says they're all packed up, this is sad. 😢 They talk about the sombreros...Jeff says he wants to take one but doesn't know how it's going to fit...Jordan says to carry it on the plane...they talk about the cliques in the house...Jordan gets up and fiddles with her suitcase...Jeff says what if they stopped him in the airport asking him about the chicken suit and the spacesuit...Jordan says she'd be embarassed if you brought condoms on the plane...Jeff says he feels like stealing them...Jordan says what use will he have for them in the jury house? none (true, true) Jordan puts on her camo pants...Michele reminds them that the outside is open again and Jordan tells her she's not going to lay out anymore...Michele leaves and Jeff mutters "we're packing, can't you see that" 😠 Kiss between packing 3:27pm After Michele leaves, Jordan fiddles with her blanket...Jeff lays on their bed and grabs his cross and chapstick from the bin where he keeps them...Jordan sits down next to him while Jeff says that Jordan knows she wants a chapstick to remember him...Jordan reaches over and grabs Jeff's belly...Jeff sprawls on the bed, his hat falls off...Jeff sadly says "it's over"...Jordan looks at Jeff and bends down and kisses Jeff on the cheek... Jeff says "we came a long way though" he holds up his cross and continues "me and my Jesus piece"...Jordan says "I thought you meant me"...Jeff says "yeah, I meant you"...they high five and hold hands...Jordan lets go and rubs Jeff's arm...Jeff looks at his cross and says "we'll have better days brother"...Jeff puts his hat back on and gets up again and Jordan lays back down on the bed. Jejo packing for eviction Pt3 3:28-3:43pm Jeff gets off the bed and continues packing...Jordan lays down and asks Jeff if he wants help?...Jeff says for rolling his underwear, he's going to roll them like Jordan's trick (of rolling her clothes)...Jordan says she will help him...Jeff says his underwear came like that (rolled)...Jordan suggests Jeff roll his shirts too...Jeff says no...Jordan sternly says to keep his pants in & dress shirts and roll his cotton shirts...Jeff says he just folded them as flat as can be...Jordan says she knows but to roll them...Jeff gets pissy and says "be quiet, how about that? for once, be quiet, we're not going to compromise, I'm going to do it my way, ok? that's the end of that fu**ing story, how's that?" 🫣 Jordan holds her tongue and looks at Jeff...Jeff says "I'm rolling the underwear for you...where's your suitcase? yours isn't even fu**ing closed, how are you telling me how to pack"...Jordan raises her voice and says she's keeping it open just in case she has to get something else out so she doesn't have to keep zipping and unzipping but yes, she can zip it shut...Jeff says "is this how you want to fu**ing go out?"...Jordan says "no, Jeff, I'm just telling you"...Jeff smiles and  throws the sombrero at Jordan and says "adios muchacho"🇲🇽 Jeff keeps rolling his underwear and asks Jordan what she's looking at?...Jordan says she's watching him...Jeff says she doesn't have to make fun...Jordan says she's not, she's trying to help him...Jeff says "how do you know it doesn't fit yet, hold on, before you start throwing stones at everything"...Jordan insists she wasn't throwing stones...Jeff says "don't go out like that Jordan"...Jordan notices there's an ant crawling on Jeff's shirt, she tells him...Jeff says "f**k it, it's going to Chicago"...Jordan laughs. Jeff brought a lot of underwear, LOL, he keeps rolling it and stuffing it in his suitcase...Jeff asks Jordan what's up? does she have something to say?...Jordan says nothing...Jeff puts some snacks for the plane in his bag...Jeff mmm's and says "my grandma's scarf"...Jordan suggest putting it where the Hawaiian vacation is so it doesn't get messed up...Jeff says "good call, good call, see, that's what you're here for Jordan, to keep me straight"...Jeff looks at a bag of products and says it's the hotel lotion and Braden's gel...Jordan asks if that is what Braden gave him?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan moves over to the rafts to see what brand it is...Matrix Men All Style Wax :) Jeff says Braden said they have to give each other stuff when they leave...Jordan laughs. Jeff is folding bandanas...Jordan says he has a lot, were they all from the competitions?...Jeff says yeah except for one he brought...Jordan says "the baby blue one?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan asks if that is the one in the picture with his dad?...Jeff says yeah. Jeff says it's like a good luck one, he says he used to wear one under his football helmet so it fit tighter and he couldn't find it before a game one time, he needed one so he went to the store to get a black one and all they had was baby blue, he thought he couldn't wear this because the school colors were bright green but he bought it anyway thinking he would look like a yo-yo, he had a good game though so he kept it and wore it through college...Jordan says "for good luck?"...Jeff says yeah so he brought it to BB and it failed, nah, it gave him luck, he got far. Jeff starts dealing with his tanks and asks Jordan if he should roll these up?...Jordan thinks so and says she will help him with that so he can start doing something else...she starts rolling...Jordan laughs that his underwear could be her shorts...Jordan starts handing Jeff the tank tops, he doesn't like the fact that one tank takes up so much room rolled so he undoes a couple and lays them flat. Jeff keeps filling up his suitcase and it's overflowing...Jordan asks if he got all his crosses?...Jeff says yeah, he keeps stuffing his BB bag with his competition stuff and puts it on the stairs. Just before the 3:43pm mark all cams go off of Jeff & Jordan and the last thing we see is Jeff folding his hoody... Goodbye message to Jeff DR 4:35-4:40pm Jeff is in the kitchen preparing food...Michele is hanging around, mumbling and spraying ants...Jordan comes out of the DR and heads straight to the kitchen...Jeff says "you didn't cry"...Jordan says "huh? I got choked up at one point and then I stopped and then I had..." Michele interrupts her saying there are ants everywhere and "we're cleaning" (as far as I see she is cleaning not Jeff)...Jeff (who clearly doesn't want to talk about the ants) says "that's bullshit Jordan"...Jordan says she took a break...Michele interrupts again saying the candy has to be put up high if they don't want the ants in there...Jordan ignores her, walks towards the washroom and says "Jeff, you know I had to take a break"...Jeff says why?...Jordan says because she didn't want to cry... Jeff destroys a lemon to get the juice out LOL and says "whatever, I cried"...Jordan says "yeah right"...Jeff says "ask them"...Jordan says "did you really?"...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says "no you didn't, you're just saying that"...Jeff says "I had to take a break" LOL Jordan says "did you really?"...Jeff says "yeah" Jordan says "no, you're smiling"...Jeff says "I'm smiling at this" (the marinade)...Jordan says "aww, you really did?"...Jeff asks Jordan "did you get any fun ones in?"...Jordan says she did...Jeff says that his was kind of weak, he's being honest with her, it was ok but he thought it was good but kind of weak so don't expect him to knock it out of the park...Jordan sits at the counter and says she said you gawn, TTYN and we lost, it hurts, it's over...Jeff laughs and asks what the DR asked, wtf is that?...Jordan says they asked her questions like are you going to miss Jeff? do you love Jeff as a friend?...Michele perks up at this one and says "they asked you questions like that?"...Jeff laughs and says "do you love Jeff as a friend? right, they're going...they want you to say 'I love Jeff'...as a friend and they're going to edit 'as a friend' right out"... Jordan says to not forget that Jeff is taking her to Hawaii, she said everything, she did get choked up a little...Jeff says that's why she didn't cry because she thinks she's going to Hawaii...Jordan raises her voice and says "who else are you going to take!? no one but me...you won that in Big Brother so you have to take me"...Jeff says "I do?"...Jordan doesn't like her hair LOL...Jordan thinks they're going to show a long version of her message and they asked about the kiss...Jeff says "which one?" LOL...Jordan says the goodbye one...Jeff says wow, they're ready for it, Jesus... Michele finally leaves after being called to the DR...Jeff asks how the DR knows so much about this end kiss?...Jordan says she doesn't know...Jeff says for some reason he thinks they get more info out of Jordan than him 😏 Jordan says she honestly hasn't said much about that....Jeff says well at least they know what the main focus is this week, he laughs...Jordan agrees...Jordan says Jeff should be excited because she said all good stuff...Jeff isn't so sure about his message...Jordan seems upset by this...Jeff says he said really good things...Jordan says like what?...Jeff says she will see, it's better if he doesn't tell her, like what? things he's been saying throughout the show, then they asked him to do another take and he told them he was done. Jordan says she said that she couldn't have done it without Jeff, she's going to be bored without him, at night...FISH...return to Jordan saying something about changing because she wore what she had on to look cute for the "Jeff goodbye message", she leaves to change. I wanna make a sandwich out of your butt 4:41-4:57pm Jeff is preparing dinner for tonight and making himself some soup...Jordan comes back into the kitchen after changing into her hot pink shirt, she gets something to drink and sits down at the counter...Jeff gets ready to eat his soup so he comes around and sits next to Jordan who is asking if she should have worn this shirt (for the goodbye message)...Jeff says she looks cute, both ways ☺️...he said he told the DR that he likes Jordan's hair always, no matter what...Jordan says they told her she could go back in the DR and do it over with this shirt...Jeff says "if you're going to cry"...Jordan asks if the other shirt looked bad?...Jeff says "no, you look good, I want you to cry though"...Jordan holds Jeff's arm and says why?...Jeff says "how about mine? I did mine with no shirt on...what a yo-yo do I look like?"...Jordan says no and pinches Jeff's nipple LOL Jordan quickly tells Jeff that she said in the DR "oh yeah, omg, I was sitting there and I was like, yeah Jeff, you know I think you're hot...and you know I like your teeth and your smile and when you wear your Aurora hat..." Jeff gets a big smile on his face...feeds cut out...(was this the first time Jordan admitted that she thought Jeff was hot? I know she had told him before he looked "cute" wearing certain things but...) When the feeds return Jordan is asking Jeff what he's eating?...Jeff says vegetable soup with cheese...Jordan asks if it's good?...Jeff says mmm, hmm...Jordan asks if she can have a bite?...Jordan says Jeff paused...Jeff says it's because it's vegetable beef and he remembers her saying she doesn't like the beef (aww)...Jordan says it's better than the last one she had...Jeff says it's because he souped it up...Jordan wants to know what he put in it...Jeff says some garlic powder, hot pepper and cheese...Jordan wants some of that...Jordan goes to get some soup from the SR. Jordan brings back Chicken with Rice soup and asks Jeff if she should put something in it to make it better?...Jeff says if she wants...Jordan asks what she should put?...Jeff tells her but says for her to put whatever she wants, it's her soup...Jordan microwaves her soup while Jeff finishes his. Jeff sees ham on the counter and asks if she's putting it in the soup?...Jordan says no, she's craving a ham sandwich, don't that sound good?...Jeff says he feels like whipping a half a pound ham right at her face LOL Jeff cracks up...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says he doesn't know, it would be funny...Jordan shoots him a look and he says he's just kidding...Jeff says "you want me to throw out the garbage...honey?" 🥰 Jordan doesn't say anything...Jeff says "huh? over? cuz of the ham comment?"...Jordan gets some bread for her sandwich and Jeff says "your butt looks like a honey baked ham"🍑..Jordan says she loves it...Jeff says "I wanna make a sandwich out of your butt"...Jordan laughs and Jeff cracks up 😂...Jordan says that she told someone that if she was on a plane and it crashed and you had to eat something, you could eat her for days...Jeff says he'd slice her butt into little slices like that and make a sandwich...Jordan says "thanks" LOL Jeff says "yippee ki yay" and laughs...Jordan says she forgot about John Gotti. Michele says that what Jordan said is possibly the weirdest thing she could have said (who asked you anyway?)...Jordan says it came out wrong, not that kind of "eat"...some small talk about necrophiliacs and narcissists and then Jeff gets called out by BB to move his mic higher...Jordan says "Jeff please go back in the DR and re-do Jordan's message"...Jeff says forget it, his was good, he thought...Jordan says ok...Jeff says he's not good at Hallmark cards...Michele says "or hugging" 🤨 Jeff says he has his moments but c'mon guys... Only the best for little Jeff 4:58pm Jordan starts eating her ham sandwich, Jeff looks at her and smiles...Jordan offers Jeff a bite, he declines and says "that looks like a...a brown bag lunch sandwich"...Jordan says it is...Jeff says "I know, like lunch time"...Jordan says "just cuz it's not a John Gotti sandwich"...Jeff laughs and says "my kids are going to have little Gotti sandwiches, there's no way I'm sending them to school with that sandwich"...Jeff gets up to put away his dishes and says "only the best for little Jeff" 😊

August 30 Hawaii Hammock Chat Pt3 10:55-11:04pm Their chat continues...Jordan asks Jeff if he thinks it's true what Natalie said about Russell (sending him a bday gift - Jeff)...Jeff says he doesn't know, she wanted to ask her...Jeff says him too...Jordan tells Jeff that in her goodbye message to Russell she hoped he would have to vote btw her and someone else at the finale (he did!) Jordan says she will be miserable in the jury house, Jeff says he might be too so let's not worry about it, they both need to cheer up, he gets happy and she gets sad...Jordan says she thought today they had fun...Jeff says they did but they get their moments, it's normal to get sad, sometimes he just wants to be alone...Jordan says to tell him...Jeff says not her! he swears to God if he wanted to be alone, he would just say to give him an hour because it wouldn't be her, it would be him, he would just want to get his thoughts together. Jordan asks if Jeff has his speech prepared? she kind of does...Jeff says no, he doesn't and he doesn't want to start asking people for votes yet like Russell did all day, everyday because he would rather do it later so that people don't have time to pick apart his arguments to stay, that way they can see the positives in it and not dwell on the negative. Jordan asks Jeff to pinky swear that he'll take her to Hawaii and buy her earrings if she does this? Jeff flashes his dimples and says he has to win though...Jordan says if Jeff wins $50,000 he is taking her to Hawaii and the earrings...Jeff eyes open wide while smiling...Jordan says either way, 1st or 2nd place, he's taking her...Jeff says no, 1st place!...Jordan says no, 2nd place, quit being cheap, she will pay for some of her trip!... Jeff absolutely cracks up at this and says get outta here...Jordan says she's serious...Jeff says he told her he would...Jordan wants a pinky promise...Jeff laughs and hand signal included says they'll talk about it later...Jordan says really!? if she goes through all this work and she's leaving, she's getting her earrings and a trip...Jeff says not for 50G's, for 500 yeah...Jordan says no! 50G's...Jeff does his emphasis voice and says "you better fu**in' be quiet" LOL Jordan says she will lower it down to earrings for 2000 if he wins 50G's...Jeff says "are you crazy?"...Jordan says she's not, this is what she gets...Jeff says "this is the deal, I win, Hawaii and earrings, DONE, I just threw in Hawaii, I upped it, I could have just said earrings, I upped the ante, I have to win"...Jordan says either way, I could have won and she would give him seasons tix to the Bears, what else?...Jeff says they didn't discuss it...Jordan says she could buy him a fishing pole for fishing...Jeff says "we're fu**ing doing it in Hawaii if I take you!" 😍😍😂 He laughs and says she better pinky swear on that!...Jordan says why?...Jeff says what?...Jordan says "why do I have to do it in Hawaii?"...Jeff says "what the f**k else are they going to do, they're going to be in the hotel all day"...Jordan says they're going to be out in the sun, snorkeling, doing fun stuff in the sun, why does it always have to be about sex?...Jeff smiles and says "well I'm getting me a hula chick"...Jordan in a jealous tone says "you are!?"...Jeff cracks up laughing and points at Jordan and says she got pissed!🤣 Jordan says no, she's just saying...Jeff says he's getting himself a hula whore LOL Jordan says to go do that...Jeff says f**k yeah, what are you going to do?...Jordan says go find someone else...Jeff says and what? not make out with them?...Jordan says yeah, she doesn't have to go do that. Jeff brings up she's ever seen the movie Saving Sarah Marshall (I need to watch this because I still don't get the reference...) Jordan hasn't seen it...Jordan says "why are guys always like that?"...Jeff says he's just joking! (about doing it no, about the hula chick yes lol) Jordan says he's being for real...Jeff says he isn't being for real but he is being for real when he says if they go to Hawaii they would do it, he would bet all the money because it's Hawaii and you don't just go there and not, he laughs (great point Jeff!) ...Jordan says she's only been with one person...Jeff says it hurts (now that's mean, lol) Jordan says why would it make it any different just because she's in Hawaii with another person that she's going to have sex...Jeff says because it's 7 days and it's Hawaii, sometimes you just gotta bite the bullet, he laughs... Jordan gets all tongue tied and this is word for word what she says next "no, I can't do it, I couldn't just have, I told you, I wouldn't, just because if, well no!, cuz then you're not even...one thing...you're not dating the person, you have like...even though if you're dating someone and you don't, I think that you don't have to sex with that person just because you're dating that person you know what I mean, I just don't want to make the same mistake" :) Jeff says for Jordan to take it easy with her psychology behind everything...Jordan says she's just telling him how she feels...Jeff says "I got you...500, Hawaii and earrings, done"...Jordan says and what else?...Jeff says she is out of her mind! and if he goes home, they are doing it right after the show, he laughs!  😅 Jordan says no because she's going to be mad...Jeff says if he goes home he will be mad...Jordan knows this...Jeff says then they are doing it on finale night (close lol) Jordan says no...Jeff says yes! that's the deal, let's lock it up, lock it up! 🔒 Jordan deflects and asks about what they will do finale night? will they go straight home that night?...Jeff has no idea but thinks they have press the next day...Jordan says they can get drunk that night...Jeff says you wanna get smashed and then do press the next morning? not a good idea...Jordan says maybe if their flights leave at the same time they can get drunk at the airport but Jeff is staying...Jeff is going to ask them and they could say no...Jordan says good because they can stay and hang out before the flights...Jeff says hang out for 2 hours? f**k that, why wouldn't she just stay in LA for a couple of days? 😊 Jordan asks where would she go?...Jeff says they would get a hotel by his buddies place on Sunset...Jordan asks what would they do?...Jeff says hang out with his buddies, they'll call his friends and go out...Jeff says only a handful of days, they'll go fishing...Jordan says she will go fishing...Jeff says 3 or 4 nights...Jordan says she will tell her mom, she'll see what she says, she might want her to come home...Jeff says she might but since he's there and BB allows it on their dime, he might as well instead of going home and coming back a month later, he does want to go home too, he needs to take everything into consideration (including the planned Vegas thing)...talk changes to Jordan looking rough (her words) and the fact they have been lazy about working out and they have been eating all day… Hawaii Hammock chat Pt4 11:04-11:22pm They continue chatting...Jordan inches closer to Jeff and he asks where she is going?...Jordan says she is getting in closer...Jeff says "oh yeah? making your move?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff looks intently at Jordan and smiles...Jordan asks what?...Jeff says "my clothes, this is pretty soft huh?" (his NY shirt)...Jordan says Jeff is all about softness...Jeff says "yes, and this is the softest, feel it" (his black t-shirt)...Jordan asks Jeff what he's going to wear on Thursday?...Jeff says his black shirt...Jordan says she thought about wearing black but then she thought she'd wear a bright dress...Jeff says he's wearing black so stand out... Jordan says if she is leaving she wants to wear black because it's more slimming, she has gained weight and she wants to look skinny walking out there...Jeff says they're both going to be people in black?...Jordan says she wants to look thin...Jeff says he's wearing the shirt he was saving, he pulled it out and jinxed himself...Jordan would wear pants but she wants to wear a dress...Jordan says she will be so nervous when she walks out the door...Jeff says she's not going anywhere and to stop talking about it, they don't know what's going to happen. Jordan says Jeff better campaign because Michele is coming after her next week...Jeff says to not say that to Natalie...Jordan says she didn't...a bit of game talk and then Jordan says if there is a wrap party in Vegy that Jeff has to pay for all her drinks...Jeff doesn't seem pleased LOL he says he will throw 100 on red for her, she would win and take the 100 and go buy drinks...Jordan says you're not guaranteed (to win the money)...Jeff says he'll keep doubling up until they win...Jordan says ok...Jeff says that's how he gets into trouble, stop it! he's not supposed to gamble. Jordan asks if when you're the 5th person to leave people will remember you?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan mentions Renny who was 5th and she's memorable...Jeff points out a planet in the sky and Jordan says no, that's the moon...Jeff says no, the other one. LOL Jeff says the star up there is a planet...Jeff laughs about her saying that's the moon (obviously) and Jordan in her Jeff voice says "I know you know it's the moon" 🌝 Jeff smiles and Jordan sits up again and says whenever Jeff, the other night when Jeff was drinking his bottle of wine his accent gets stronger...Jeff says he knows...Jordan says it does, she likes it though, she likes it a lot better...Jeff says what? strong?...Jordan says she likes northern accents like that and when he was talking and kind of tipsy and his accent was stronger, she liked that better. Jeff laughs and says so she wasn't listening at all to what he was saying, she was just listening to his accent?...Jordan says she was listening and saying "aww, it made me like you even more" 🥰 (even more? That means you already like him) They both smile and Jordan says she's just being honest, this time Jeff deflects and says ahh, that was a nice, did you feel that little cool breeze? They start talking about grilling something, drinking wine and Jordan thinks that in the jury house they have been drinking every night...Jeff isn't so sure about that...Jordan swears that the last season the jury house was in Mexico...Jeff asks if she has her passport?...Jordan says no, you need one?...Jeff says yeah so they're not going there, he thinks it's just on a beach in Malibu...they start talking about where they are located in LA, Studio City...they discuss Malibu just being another city along with Santa Monica... Jordan talks about the movie Knocked Up and how they are driving in a car at the end of the movie on a highway, Jeff says that is the PCH...Jordan asks if they can leave the jury house?...Jeff says no but you can go on the beach...Jordan says she will be in there with 3 people she hates, she will isolate herself...Jeff says he might be going too. Jeff notices a praying mantis and Jordan starts freaking out telling Jeff to direct it to go the other way, she will kill him if it goes on her...Jeff says how to direct it, with his thoughts? LOL Jordan uses a pillow as a shield. :) Jeff says he just saved one of his buddies and he knows that deep down inside and he's saying to "Jeff, dude, you're cool"....Jordan mocks Jeff but says she is kidding...Jeff says what if the praying mantis knows this and says that dude is cool, that chick (Jordan) is done. Hand motion - pffffftssssssss Jordan does the hand motion - pffffttsssssssss....Jeff laughs... Jordan talks about her nail color and they goof around a bit. Jordan says omg...Jeff says what?...Jordan gets the sweetest look on her face and says if she does leave on Thursday she gets to call her mom :) Jeff thinks they get to make limited calls...Jordan says "call my mom"...Jeff says he's going to call his ma too saying "ma? did I embarrass you?"...Jordan says she doesn't want her mom being disappointed... Jeff says neither of them are gone yet so relax...Jordan says she knows if she stays she is going to feel like shit...Jeff says either way he's going to feel like shit...Jordan asks why he would feel like shit if he stayed?...Jeff says he won't feel better until he wins, he would feel better about everything and that he could do some things for Jordan...Jordan says just think during the comps that he has to get her the earrings and they're going to Hawaii...Jordan says if he breaks that promise she will kill him...Jeff says literally dead?...Jordan says she will be mad and won't talk to him again...Jeff says no text messages? LOL...Jordan says then he blew her chances of having money... Jeff squeezes her butt and says he wants to take it with him. Jeff says if he gets evicted he's going to take a piece of it with him...Jordan says noo!...Jeff says why?...Jordan says "you love it, you love it in there"...Jeff says when he's gone Jordan will be saying all his sayings...Jordan says if Jeff is gone she is going to be so bored... Jordan says after 2 weeks of not being around her, he will miss her so bad...Jeff says he probably will, she's right, she will too though so what up?...Jordan says Jeff will say, God, I want to talk to her...Jeff says he will say (to the others) "get away from me...where's Jordan?"...Jordan says mmm, hmm, you will, wait...Jeff says she will too...Jordan says she knows...Jeff says she thinks she's so cool with her new friends...Jordan says no, she'll be sitting there...bored. Jordan says she has no respect for Russell, she hates when he calls her Jordy...Jeff dreads the jury house...Jordan brings up Jessie...Jeff says Jessie is going to murder him...Jeff says they're just sitting around drinking having a bash Jeff parade...Jordan doesn't care, neither does Jeff but he says it will be a long 2 weeks...Jordan says if she leaves he will be a lot more focused... As Jeff responds to Jordan here, Jeff does his ghost wedding ring thing Jeff agrees and says he'll have nothing else left to do...Jordan says he better strike up his deals...Jeff says he will try his best but if not she needs to try her best...Jordan says she can't beat Michele, she's not good under pressure. Jeff asks if she wants something to eat?...she does...they start rattling off all the food they ate, seems like they ate the exact same thing and a lot of it LOL Jeff says he's hungry...Jordan says not to think about it...Jeff says then he wants a cigarette...Jordan says no!...Jeff says then he has to eat!...Jordan says for Jeff not to raise his voice at her...Jeff looks at her and calms down :) He says if he smokes he won't eat, it kills his appetite...Jordan says not to smoke...Jeff says he doesn't want to because he's smoked too much already...Jordan says at least his mood has changed, she hates when he's in a bad mood...Jeff only wants a cigarette when he's drinking. Jeff sits up, sees the praying mantis again...Jordan asks where he is going?...they are both sitting up and their faces are very close to one another, it's hard for them to look each other in the eye (they are so close I bet they want to kiss...)...they talk about the praying mantis and what Jeff is going to fix...Jeff says if it flew in his face he'd flip over and he falls back onto the hammock...Jordan says they are weird, what is their purpose of life?...Jeff says to reunite old friends.🧐 Jeff gets up to go see what they can eat, he wants something meaty...Jordan doesn't know if she should eat but she gets up too, she says her pants are huge...Jeff says they are a little tight for him in the junk department...they both walk to the kitchen... Chicken of the Sea - to eat or not to eat 11:22-11:52pm Jordan & Jeff come inside from being out on the hammock...Jeff is hungry and as soon as he walks in the door he says "how about tuna?"...Jordan says "ugh, tuna is gross, why are you so obsessed with tuna?"...Jeff says he thinks he's making tuna, it's over...Jordan says not to because he has to make her something...as Jeff goes to the bathroom he tells her he will make her something, the hamburger meat but he's making tuna for himself...Jordan looking through the fridge says nooo...Jordan nibbles some fruit salad... Jeff comes back and asks if she saw something (in the fridge that she wanted)...Jordan says she's not going to eat...Jeff asks nothing?...Jordan grabs the pita chips bag and says no LOL...Jordan says "don't eat tuna"...Jeff asks why?...Jordan says that if she has to kiss him tonight she's going to have to smell it...that perks Jeff's ears up and from this point on he starts trying to find any excuse, without making it seem like she's right, to not eat the tuna and find an alternative, lol...Jeff says oh, yeahhh, we're making out?...Jordan says she doesn't want to smell tuna...Jeff says "so you're saying we're making out?" 😍...Jordan says "if we do"... Jeff puts his foot down and says we made out like 3 times (but who's counting, lol) he plunks down the tuna can and says "I'll take my chances" Jordan says they have kissed a lot more than they ever have...Jeff makes a face...Jordan says yeah, we have...Jeff says when? we've kissed twice (he conveniently forgot he just said it was 3 times ) ...Jordan says normally they've never kissed but she's kissed him a lot more...Jeff again says twice more. Jordan picks up the can of tuna and starts reading it "the best tuna, Chicken of the Sea, solid white tuna in water...please don't eat this" 😂 Jeff says why?...Jordan says she doesn't want to have to smell it on him...Jeff says she doesn't want him to smoke, she doesn't want him to eat the tuna, what does she want? what else? can he eat something? can he live his life or what? (dramatic or what Jeff? haha) ...Jordan says he can eat something besides Chicken of the Sea 😊 Jeff opens up the fridge and says he has a taste for it...Jordan says again she doesn't want to have to smell it...Jeff says she won't smell it...Jordan disagrees...Jeff starts pulling out bowls & jars, he sees there is leftover fajita stuff...Jordan says to eat that...Jeff says she is lucky and he puts the tuna away...Jordan says wooo, yay, he listened to her...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says thank you, I appreash...Jeff says she is lucky the fajitas are already made... Jeff says the pickles make him sick...Jeff pulls out some other stuff and says "Or I could make a John Gotti sandwich"...Jordan says "what's a John Gotti sandwich?"...Jeff totally cracks up laughing at Jordan's question...he says it's just like a good sandwich...Jordan giggles and says "why are you laughing?"...Jeff says it's funny the way Jordan said that, he bursts out laughing again and says he doesn't know why it's so funny and he repeats what Jordan said, he says it's funny for his own reasons... Jordan keeps eating her pita chips while Jeff preps his food...he asks if she doesn't want anything?...she says no, she feels like a fatty...they talk about different things she could eat like fruit, a hot dawg...Jeff says a turkey dog is better...they banter back & forth a bit...Jordan might want a pizza but then decides to not eat one, she wants the bean dip, the hummus. Jeff says what he's eating is actually perfect, he's obsessed with sour cream...Jeff sits down and starts eating, he brings up the John Gotti sandwich 😎...Jeff says the pita chips are 50% less fat than chips so you can eat twice as much...Jordan doesn't get it so Jeff says it's half the fat!...Jordan is like ok, geez, she says she hates when he raises his voice at her, she hates it more than anything... Jeff slams his fist down on the counter and says, with a smile, that he hates it when she doesn't understand things right away...Jordan says she's sorry she didn't understand it...Jeff says it's half!...Jordan says ok, Jeff, I get it, it's half ok?!...Jeff laughs and keeps eating...Jordan says Jeff doesn't have patience with her...he says he does...she says he used to but now he doesn't...Jordan imitates how Jeff says No! that's how he sounds...Jordan says and...Jeff says "what? shoot"...Jordan says she does listen to him even if he thinks she doesn't listen, she tells him all the time...Jeff says sometimes she doesn't listen...she insists she does but sometimes she spaces out but she listens so she doesn't want to hear it...Jeff says zip it... They talk about how they've been eating all day...Jordan says it's 11:30 and she's not really that tired...Jordan tells Jeff to look at the picture wall and says why didn't she know that? she can see now...Jeff says it's because they know the answer...Jordan says she told the DR that they made a cute alien, everyone else's was ugly...Jeff smiles and says he said that too...Jordan says their's was the prettiest and Laura & Jessie's was the ugggliest...Jeff agrees and says the teeth (were huge) and they laugh. Natalie comes inside to eat some soup...Jordan asks Jeff if he will rub her arm tonight?...Jeff says yes...Jeff says "will you rub my.......back?" LOL ...Jordan says yes but she gets it first...Jeff says he always does...Jordan disagrees and says lately she does it more than him...Jeff says it's because he is adios muchacho and she has to...Jeff wishes there was more fajita stuff, who cooked it, it was so good?...Jordan says you...Jeff says oh, yeah 😅 Natalie returns with her soup and they start talking about soup, what types of foods they like and dislike, what Jeff puts in his food...Jordan goes to the bathroom...Jeff & Natalie chit chat about cheese and Natalie gets her soup ready...Jeff says today was the laziest day he's had in the house so far, he ate and slept all day, didn't do anything productive other than winning 2 hands of solitaire (that's because you spent all day glued to Jordan and I have 25 or so calendar entries to prove it! 😅) Jordan comes back from the bathroom and Jeff starts laughing...Jordan is like what?...Jeff says nothin', he had a joke he was going to play...Jeff gives her the "look", big smile on his face and brings his face up close to hers...Jordan asks if he wants to go back outside?...Jeff says he's still hungry and says he's going to go make some tuna, he leans into her and playfully slaps her butt...Jordan says nooo! Jordan tells Natalie that Jeff said if he's taking her to Hawaii, they're doing it...Jeff turns around and smiles...Natalie says "so does that mean you'll go?" LOL Jeff cracks up...Jordan sits on the counter and says she told him she would go but they're not doing it. 😛 Natalie says then he's not going to take her...Jordan says yeah, he is, who else is he going to take?...Jeff says someone that's gonna do it, he looks at her with eyes wide... Jordan is quiet...Jeff asks Natalie if her boyfriend took her to Hawaii would she do it?...Jordan yells out that it's her boyfriend (maybe Jeff wants to be yours Jordan, lol) Jordan says it's different...Jeff says he will ask her out on the plane and then they can break up on the way home LOL..Jordan is not amused...Jeff says it would be official...Jeff decides to eat a turkey dog and goes to get them...Natalie & Jordan chit chat about the picture wall...Natalie prays...Jeff comes back and giggles about the Jessie/Laura alien and they laugh about the Ronnie/Lydia one. Feeds cut out, when they return J&J are bantering a bit more and Jeff says that Jordan acts all cool around other people but when they are alone, Jordan says Jeff I love you, but I don't even know you 😄...Jordan says she doesn't even say that, don't make her look psycho...Jordan admits she has been sweeter this week...Jeff agrees and says he wonders why...they talk about how tomorrow is the veto ceremony and they need to get up early...Jeff says he can't wait to just go to a football game...Natalie says she can't wait to go to a movie...Jeff too...Natalie says they are making Toy Story 3 in 2010...Jeff says he likes burnt cheese, he finishes up his turkey dog and Jeff & Jordan head outside again… 11:52-11:59pm Round2 hammock chat - Eye gazing Jeff & Jordan head outside again and head to the hammock...Jeff says he feels better (after eating) and Jordan says he didn't even smoke...Jeff says he has to quit altogether...they notice the praying mantis is still hanging out...Jordan gets closer to it and Jeff tells her not to f**k with it because it's not fu**ing around with her and then people wonder why bugs jump on them...Jordan says she just wants to see it move but Jeff says to leave it, he'll put it in her bed later...(your bed too Jeff 😉) Jordan says Jeff is making her mad and Jeff says why does she want to roll the ball at him so he jumps right on his face...Jordan laughs and says that would be funny...Jeff doesn't think so and gets agitated and says maybe she would want it to jump on her face...Jordan sits down near Jeff and tells Jeff to lose his temper...Jeff says he doesn't have one and Jordan says to quit getting so agitated then, calm down!... Jeff quiets down and they swing...Jordan says what?...Jeff says he's being calm, isn't that what she wants?...Jordan says yes and then says she feels like she is about to barf...Jeff laughs... Jeff grabs her head in a scissor hold...Jordan says no...Jeffff!...Jeff says this is the move, she loves that move...Jordan says choke hold? she feels like a fat f**k...Jeff's eyes open wide and he says "whoa, you swore"...Jeff tickles her neck and then they talk about what they've eaten (again!) ...Jeff says midnight is a new day, they have to have a new attitude and a new diet...Jordan lays down next to Jeff and snuggles towards him, putting her leg on his. Jeff says they have to eat salads tomorrow and work out...Jordan mentions how odd Michele was earlier...Jeff says something seems super weird with her, she was talking about ripping pillows...Jordan says she is crazy...Jeff laughs about him throwing stuff around too, he can't wait to see how funny he looked when they were grabbing all the money, his pockets and clothes stuffed with money...Jeff wonders what if that key saved him from something?...Jordan says how?...Jeff doesn't know, he's just thinking like a yo-yo...Jordan says it's not, they're done, it's over. Jeff says they haven't told them anything about that yet...Jordan says it's over...Jeff says to keep hope alive...Jordan says they're done....Jeff says how does she know, why didn't BB tell them what that key meant?...Jordan doesn't know but they're done...Jeff says she's done, he's keeping faith alive, it could be nothing but until they know for sure, it could be something...Jordan says it's not anything, one of them are going home on Thursday so...Jeff says not if that Pandora's box has something to do with it...Jordan insists it won't...Jeff says because she's been right in this whole game...Jordan says she hasn't been right about anything in the whole game...Jeff says good, he hopes that continues...Jordan says it has nothing to do with it, he's thinking too deep...Jeff says he's just thinking positive...Jordan says then he's going to get his hopes up...Jeff says it's better than giving up!...Jordan says ok! don't yell! just talk...Jeff says she just yelled. Jeff squeezes her mouth shut...Jordan says it hurts there because she has a pimple...Jeff says gross...Jordan says shut up...Jeff says those are the worst because you can't pop them. Jordan reaches over and puts her hand on Jeff's chest and asks him to turn to her because she is tired now...he says he can't...Jordan says she wants to go to sleep...Jeff says he can't because he took too many naps today...Jeff says Jordan abandoned him...Jordan says she didn't...Jeff says all his naps, she would be peace out and then he would wake up and he'd be like what's up? she gone...Jordan says she was bored because he wasn't talking...Jeff says it was nap time...Jeff notices the praying mantis eyeballing him...Jordan laughs and says Jeff is scared of it. Jordan tells Jeff to quit farting and that his fart stunk the other night...Jeff says so what? one out of a fu**ing million?...chitter chatter about stuff and then @ the 11:59pm mark Jordan lays her head down on the pillow, lets her guard down and looks at Jeff unlike ever before...with adoration and love...Jeff then turns and looks at Jordan. Whoa! Jordan says she can see her reflection in Jeff's eyeball...they start looking in each other's eyes really closely...Jordan can see lights in his green part, herself in his black part...Jeff does too and notices her pupils dilating and shrinking, he says it's wild...Jordan says he look freaky...

February 1 JeJo leave for Cambodia According to info from one of the phone calls a few fans won thanks to The Baub show, we learned that they would be leaving for their Cambodia trip on Feb 2nd and will be there for 2 weeks. Jeff on Twitter: @jeffschroeder23 Running around getting last min. things done 4 Cambodia http://www.buildacity.org trip. Leaving Wed. 2 make it 4 the ground breaking ceremony #fb We're all checked in & ready 4 SE Asia! Got my snacks ready, movies download & pumped for our 14+ hrs. in flights ha February 3 JeJo in Bangkok

October 6 Jeff & Jordan do a Superpass Live chat from Seattle

October 8 JeJo & Brenchel Meet & Greet in Seattle for Superpass

October 27 Jeff in CLT for Peyton's birthday/Halloween Pumpkin carving via Twitter @BBJordanLloyd Going to post pics of our pumpkins later and yall have to vote on which one is better! Vote mine! @jeffschroeder23 Jordan & I carved pumpkins while jammin some Ghostbusters theme music ha. Hers is on the right, it's really good!

December 29 Jeff surprises Jordan ...by showing up at her door! @BBJordanLloyd Best surprise EVER!!!...sitting on my couch watching a movie, doorbell rings and jeffs standing at the door!!!! December 31 JeJo spend New Years in CLT