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- Post BB11 ~ JeJo in LA
October 16 Fishing in LA JeJo out in LA having drinks with Lance Bass, Jamie Lyn Sigler, Baub, Mandy & others
- Post BB11 ~ JeJo in Chicago
October 11 JeJo with Jeff's family in Chicago
- Post BB11 ~ JeJo win
October 17 JeJo at the Reality 'Really' awards They won Best Duo on reality tv
- Post BB11 ~ JeJo on B&B
October 27 JeJo's Bold & the Beautiful episode airs
- Post BB11 ~ JeJo in NC
November 1 JeJo watching the Bears game in Charlotte
- Post BB11 ~ JeJo in NC
November 19 JeJo at the Panthers game in Charlotte
- Post BB11 ~ JeJo in NC
October 30 JeJo carve pumpkins in Charlotte
- Day 15 of BB11 Feeds
July 24 Sweet awareness 4:40am Jeff has been up in the middle of the night, eating, talking to Lydia outside. He goes to the bathroom and then walks back to the RR where he & Jordan have been sleeping head to toe. Jeff gets in bed and Jordan stirs, she sleepily looks around realizing Jeff is getting back in bed...Jeff reaches over and touches Jordan's face with his/smells her (lol) ...Jordan says "does my hair stink?"...Jeff doesn't understand and says "hmm?"...Jordan keeps repeating "hair stink, stink"...Jeff still doesn't understand and reaches over and kisses her arm saying "stink? go to sleep"...Jeff lays down but Jordan keeps mumbling "my hair stink"...Jeff sits back up and says "hmm?"...Jordan waves her hand to say forget it...Jeff giggles and lays back down and gets himself comfy to sleep. Sweet hand hold & foot kiss 5:22am Jeff and Jordan are sharing a bed in the RR and sleeping head to toe. Jeff is restless, tossing and turning. Jordan is sleeping on her side with her back to Jeff. He rolls over and puts his hand on her leg. In her sleep, she reaches down to hold his hand. He sits up to look at her and sees that she is asleep. He lays back down and kisses her foot. 💕 Jordan moves to stretch her feet out and cover herself and Jeff places his hand on her leg and rubs it a little. (ED: at this time in the house, he was still telling her how gross he thought feet were, just thought it was a sweet moment) Jordan's dolled up 10:43-10:45am Jeff is eating breakfast, Jordan sits at the table with him and they have their first early morning chat. Jeff asks Jordan if she slept good...Jordan says yeah, she only sleeps good when she sleeps at the foot of his bed (that would change! lol) Jeff calls Jordan honey and asks her why she's all dolled up. Cute! Jordan says she just put on makeup. Dining table & GR HG chat 10:57-11:17am Jordan, Lydia and Russell are sitting at the dining table discussing nominations and nailpolish. Lydia is painting Jordan's fingernails blue. Jeff walks by and locks eyes with Jordan. She holds up her hand and shows him her nails. Jeff points at Jordan (and does something else but you can't see because his back is to the camera). Jordan giggles and blushes. Russell says "That was cute...Jeff". Just after the 11:00am mark, talk moves to body piercings. Russell claims to have had his penis pierced. Lydia and Jordan are in disbelief. Lydia wants to tell Chima. They all get up from the table and each individually make their way to the green room with Jeff and Kevin, who are discussing who is "doing the watch, for the perch" (meaning who is making sure Ronnie doesn't get to Jessie). Lydia joins them first. Then Jordan enters the room and says "Russell has his penis pierced!". Jeff says "So do I". Lydia doesn't believe him and Jeff says "How do you know?". Talk moves to "show me yours and I'll show you mine". LOL Jordan changes the subject to her blue nail polish. Kevin wants to be part of the "blue club". LOL Jordan puts on Jeff's UCLA hat and says in that annoying Paris Hilton voice "blue is in". She squeezes Jeff's leg and Jeff yawns "I'm tired". Jordan asks why. He says "because you're a bed hog." Jordan says "I slept GOOD.... I think I sleep better with Lydia." Jeff says "Well, why don't you try that tonight?". LOL They discuss sleeping arrangements and have-nots. Jordan wants Jeff to try slop for a week. Jeff tells her to lay off until 1 o'clock. Lydia says Jeff is being ornery. Lydia notices Russell outside the door and yells "Scheming!" Jordan tells Jeff to move his leg, so she can sit down beside him. Russell unlocks the door and joins the group in the green room. Lydia tells Russell they have been talking about how ornery Jeff is with Jordan. Russell misunderstands and says "you horny?". Jeff nods and grins BIG 😁 They clarify that Lydia meant ornery, like angry, not horny. Feeds switch and then return to the green room. Casey has joined the GR group. They are discussing Ronnie and the backdoor plan. They agree they'll find out if Jessie is sticking to the plan in two days (after the veto ceremony). Casey leaves and Jeff says "I don't like finding out 'cause every time I find out I get fu**ed!". The group laughs and Lydia tells Jordan to give Jeff a cuddle. They are laying at a weird angle so Jordan just kinda leans on him and pats his leg. They laugh at the half-hearted attempt. Jeff says it's good enough. Russell changes the subject and calls Jeff a asshole, BTW. Russell says he walked by Jeff's bed last night and saw Jordan with no covers sleeping in an uncomfortable position. Jeff and Jordan both say she didn't want any covers because it was too hot. Jeff only had covers because he has to make his fort to block the light. Jordan says her feet are crusty and when they scrape the comforter, it grosses her out. Kevin volunteers to switch beds and Jeff says it doesn't usually bother him. He likes his fort because he can jerk-off under there. (He was joking, going back to earlier when Kevin thought Jeff was masturbating because of his foot shaking habit. LOL) They all laugh. Russell hadn't heard this story and asks Jeff if he was really doing that. Jeff says no and explains. They continue on to joke about Jessie giving away his HOH to Ronnie. More game talk. Just after the 11:15 mark, Jeff makes up another one of his analogies about how everything Ronnie says is lies and people shouldn't talk to him. "Don't touch that oven, it's hot.....Owww!..... I just told you don't fu**in' touch that!". Jordan says she's not talking to Ronnie. Jeff says "Yoooouuu started all this!". He immediately backtracks and says he didn't mean it. Jordan explains she felt bad for Ronnie. Jeff changes positions to lay on his back with his legs wrapped completely around Jordan. The other tease Jordan about her and Ronnie being BFFs and how Ronnie probably sees Jordan as his dream girl. Jeff again says he didn't mean to start this conversation. Casey comes in again and tells them they are being too loud. Jeff says they're not trying to hide anything. Casey says "well, that's true." Jordan lays down on Jeff and the camera moves to focus on Casey. Talk moves to Casey's newly shaven face. They all agree Casey looks better with facial hair. Casey jokes about how it's Russell's fault. Last week they agreed to grow facial hair and now they have shaved. Casey is trying to keep up. Russell wants to bic Casey's head. Camera 2 pans over to Jordan who is now laying her head on Jeff's stomach while Jeff rubs her neck. She looks quite content. Russell and Casey continue to banter. "You already fu**ed me with the face. You fu**ing did the Ronnie hustle on me." LOL They all decide to go upstairs to make sure Ronnie can't get to Jessie. Jordan lays her head down on Jeff’s lap 11:16-11:18am Seen in many tributes... Jeff, Jordan and some other HG's are in the GR talking game and hoping Jessie sticks with the "Ronnie" plan. They are nervous about noms. Jordan lays her head down on Jeff's lap and Jeff rubs her neck while they wait… Jordan sits on Jeff/back rub 11:23-11:30am The HG's have decided to go upstairs and "camp out" by Jessie's HOH room in hopes they will get a chance to talk to him and see if he's still on board with the "Ronnie" plan. The camera occasionally pans to Jeff & Jordan...Jeff is laying on the floor on the landing and Jordan is sitting on his butt rubbing his back... Lydia is on cam seen talking to Jeff, she tells him that they're in line...the cam pans to Jeff and Jordan...Jordan is singing "I think we're alone now" and Lydia says that's a Tiffany song, she tells her that she can totally see Jordan being one of those pop stars...Jordan says she couldn't be one, she can't sing...Jordan rubs Jeff's back...Jeff (voice muffled because he's laying on his mic) says she can lip sync...Jeff wants to see Jordan do a little massage, she doesn't need to do it long...Jeff says his back is sore...Jordan says me too...Jeff says something about Jordan doing it for 30 seconds and she will get it too (?) Lydia keeps staring at them. Jeff asks if Jordan has ever given a back massage and Jordan says "yes, quit throwing stones"...Jeff says it wasn't a stone, it was a question...Jeff says "it feels good though?"...Jeff says that in the middle of the night Jordan was saying gibberish in her sleep and he was trying to get her to say something else, it was funny, he wanted her to say something stupid so he could make fun of her...Jordan laughs...Lydia says for Jeff to lay off the stones ok...Jeff says it wasn't a stone, everyone needs to relax on all the stones before noon...Lydia says it's noon...Jeff says then fire away, lay off, he takes them all day...Lydia wonders why Jessie & Natalie got called in at the same time for a DR, it's not fair...Jeff says it was the first duo. Casey comes up and they greet him, Jeff says it's too late, it was a group decision, he's just joking, it was a stone, it's afternoon...they realize it's not noon so Lydia says Jeff has to take it back...Jordan says it's only 11:20?...Lydia wonders why they got up so early when no one is talking to them...Lydia moves over and sits by the door to the HOH room. Jeff & Lydia talk about a song by Naughty by Nature...Jeff used to like them a lot...Jordan keeps semi-massaging... They keep talking about hip hop music, Jeff starts singing a Salt N Pepa song and feeds go to fish...they return with Jordan now off Jeff's butt and sitting next to him...Jeff puts his hand on Jordan and then holds up his hand and Jordan places her face in Jeff's hand and he cradles it momentarily... Lydia says they're almost kissing, just to do it, she'll look away...she tells Kevin that she thinks they're making out...Jeff reaches back with his arm and knocks over his cup, he puts on his hat, let's out an ARGH and walks away… Kiss/Checking out teeth 12-03-12:09pm Jordan goes to sit by Jeff who is napping in the RR. Feeds switch to J&J just after the 12:03pm mark...Jordan says to Jeff "you need to"...Jeff asks what were they saying?...Jordan says nothing, he just wanted to know everyone's opinion...Jeff asks if she told him his...Jordan says she told Jessie how Ronnie kept promising he wouldn't put them up and he did, he's not trusted...Jeff says so basically everything he said...Jordan says yeah but Jeff should go up to show he cares...Jeff mmm's and then Jordan moves closer to Jeff, Jeff grabs her, pulls her in and Jordan kisses him...she says "you need to move"...Jeff nuh uh's...Jeff says "why can't we just relax?" Jeff asks who went in there? Chima & Lydia?...Jordan says no, she went in by herself...Jeff says "you did?"...they whisper inaudibly... Jordan asks if Jeff likes her blue nails...Jeff looks and says "I think I like the pink better if I had a choice"...Jordan says "why? what's wrong with the blue?"...Jeff says it's ok, it's a nice change...Jordan busts Jeff saying that he put his shirt up because he wants her to rub his stomach...Jeff says yeahhh...Jeff says "are you going to do it?"...Jordan says hmm and starts...Jeff says she doesn't have to, he only wants her to do it if she wants to...Jordan tells him to quit being a baby. Jordan says soooo, get up, go up there...Jeff says why? he can't be put up, he'll talk to him...sometimes less is better especially when he has to take a ticket outside and with Natalie there too, she'll talk to him on his own...Jordan says she's going to eat again, she needs to prepare herself...Jeff looks at her, grabs her and pulls her in for a big hug...Jordan says BB is going to call her out for obstructing her mic... Jeff covers his head with the red blanket...Jordan giggles...Jeff pokes his head out and says he's sleepy because he let her sleep all night...Jordan asks what did she do?..at one point her foot was up there...Jeff says he was all smushed to the side and then he was so hot, he went outside and had a bowl of cereal...Jordan says you did? awww...Jeff says he did it to not wake her up...Jordan plays with Jeff's hand and says "how cute". Jordan says "so my hair didn't look bad yesterday when I"...Jeff rolls his eyes and covers his head again...Jordan laughs saying she just likes aggravating Jeff...Jordan reaches down to get her OJ and takes a sip and then offers some to Jeff, he takes one too...Jordan says she loves OJ. Jordan says she's ashy, Jeff can write his name on her leg...Jeff smiles and says to get some lotion...Jordan bends down towards Jeff and says "I knooooww"...Jordan says she needs to do her boob exercises...Jordan asks Jeff if he wants something to eat? let's eat!...Jeff cutely says "oh my goodness Jordan". Jordan asks why he doesn't want to eat, of course when she's off slop nobody wants to cook anything good...Jeff says he'll make whatever she wants tonight...Jordan says she might be on slop tonight, that's why she's trying to fit it all in...Jeff yawns and says to go make a pizza...Jordan asks if he'll eat it if she makes it...Jeff asks if she wants to eat it?..Jordan says she'll eat anything...Jeff says then to make what she wants. Jeff is touching Jordan's teeth/mouth and Jordan says that is weird, him scraping her teeth...Jordan asks if they looks straight?...Jeff says mmm, hmm...Jordan starts saying that her two teeth are crooked still...Jeff says they're perfect...Jordan makes a face and Jeff says ewww, she likes making funny faces?...Jordan says "why?. Jordan wants to see Jeff's teeth, she pushes his lips open and says they're straight, real straight, let me see...Jeff says "what is this? a dentist meeting?"😂 Jordan wants to observe, she's a teeth person...Jeff covers his head again and says "Jordan! I was sleeping!"...Jordan laughs and says nothing is wrong with his teeth, she's not going to make fun of him...Jeff says he's good but he doesn't need her digging in his mouth when he's tired...Jordan says to look at hers...Jeff who can't see, says "I see, you're perfect" 😅 Jordan laughs and says he's so easy to aggravate...Jeff whips the cover off and says he was sleeping and she comes and sticks her fingers in his mouth and stuff so at least wait...Jordan says he was touching her teeth so shut up!...they laugh....Jeff asks if she can't just relax?...Jordan trying to do Jeff's hand gesture says no, it's not relax mode...Jeff says "really?" and he starts pinching her thigh to tickle her...Jordan laughs and says eowwww nooo, you can't do that...Jeff remembers she's not ticklish on her feet and then the feeds switch to the HOH room... Sweet leg hold 4:26pm Just a brief moment of Jeff & Jordan in Jeff's bed in the RR, laying head to toe...Jeff seems to be sleeping but Jordan isn't, she is holding onto Jeff's leg...she opens her eyes at one point to see who has walked by but shuts her eyes again just enjoying being near Jeff. :) Head to toe sports talk 4:50-4:58pm Jeff & Jordan are laying in Jeff's bed in the RR, head to toe. They are awaiting nominations. Jordan says something about sports and Jeff says something about Chicago...Jordan asks if baseball is big in Chicago...Jeff says it's a football town...Jordan says they have Charlotte Knights baseball but they're not pros, nobody goes...Jeff says it's minor league, Chicago has two teams...Jordan asks if Jeff goes to baseball games?...Jeff says yeah in the summer...Jordan asks if it's major?...Jeff says the Cubs games get out of control...Jordan says "really? nuh uh"...Jeff says it's fun, all the bleachers are in the outfield, you get tickets in the bleachers and they are first come first serve so you go out there super early and everyone that sits there just gets wasted, everyone is just drunk out there and afterwards there's something called Wrigleyville that has bars all around the stadium, it's a nice area and people just go out after the games and just get hammered during the Cubs' games. Then the White Sox are on the outside, it's a rougher neighborhood, there's some projects there but there's Bridgeport which is nice but it's rougher so not as many people go but the White Sox won the world series a couple years back, the Cubs haven't won the world series in over 100 years. Jeff gets peeved that Jordan is distracted with Casey in the room, he kicks her with his leg playfully and says for her to listen when he tells a story...Jordan says she is, she was watching Casey. Jeff says "cookie dough"...Casey leaves saying "it's hard, it's hard not to eat cookie dough"...Jordan plays with Jeff's leg/leg hairs LOL...Jeff says it's hard telling Jordan a story and for her to listen for 10 seconds. Jordan says she was listening, she was into it...she wants to go to a baseball game...Jeff says "yeah? the Cubs game?"...Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff says they're fun...Jordan asks if he goes a lot?...Jeff says usually when people have free tickets he'll go, he went with his brother recently, goes with friends. Jordan says she can try to get Panthers' tickets, it's easy to get them...Jeff says that would be awesome...Jordan asks what his football team is?...Jeff says "the Bears!"...Jordan laughs...Jordan says she doesn't watch that stuff, she doesn't know...Jeff says the Bears play the Panthers...Jeff asks how she would get tickets?...Jordan says it's so easy, people give them away all the time...Jeff says "really? that would be awesome"...Jordan wished her dad still had his tickets but she says that everytime...Jeff knows... Jordan says that a guy she went to school with plays for them but she doesn't want to ask him...Jeff says "what's his name?"...Jordan says Kenny Moore...Jordan says she has friends of friends, it's easy, it's all about who you know that gets them and she works downtown and could ask some people if they have tickets...Jeff says wow, that'd be awesome, Bears tickets are tough, it's a football town, people get crazy for the Bears, say the game starts at noon, people get there at 7am, start partying, drinking and BBQ'ing until the game, it's fun...Jordan says wow, she wants to go to a Lakers game...Jeff says when he lived in LA he went to the Clippers game...Jordan asks why not the Lakers?...Jeff says the tickets were too hard to get. Jordan also wants to see the Washington Wizards...Jeff asks why them?...Jordan starts describing a player she likes and then another player...Jeff guesses a player from the Dallas Mavericks...Jordan says it's the Mavericks she's thinking of, she wants to see the Mavericks and the Lakers. Jeff asks why she wouldn't want to see the Bulls play...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says they're Chicago. :) Jordan asks if they're good? Jeff says they made the playoffs this year...Jordan says they used to be real, real good...Jeff says yeah with MJ...Jordan says and the guy with the tattoos...Dennis Rodman...Jeff says Scottie Pippen, yeah they were awesome, sick... Jordan says her dad went to Chicago one time to see them play, he got pictures of them walking off their bus, he's a typical fan, he walked up to Keith Urban one time, her dad used to travel a lot, he was in Nashville at a restaurant doing business and he asked him for his autograph cuz her mom used to love Keith Urban and he told her dad no. Jeff says they can't do it all the time...Jeff says he's not a country music fan at all, if Keith Urban was here he wouldn't even care. Jordan says she likes him...Jeff says he can't even name one song of his...Jordan says Tim McGraw is her fave...Jeff sings "cuz it's all in my head"... Classic J&J banter: Jordan "I like George Strait too" Jeff "I like George Crooked" Jordan "I don't know who that is" Jeff - "omg Jordan" 🤣 Jeff asks if she even got that...Jordan says she did after Jeff started laughing...Jeff says she is fu**ing silly...Jordan wants some cookie dough now...Jeff says it was because Casey was eating it...Jeff says he hates the way Casey eats and then he imitates how he smacks...Jordan laughs...Jeff says he can't stand it...Jordan leaves to get some cookie dough. More head to toe talk 5:40-5:49pm Feeds switch to J&J whispering in the RR on Jeff's bed. Jeff whispers that he doesn't want to make this decision, he thought it was the fu**ing house consensus to put Ronnie up so now the house is going to be fu**ing mad if he doesn't, he better be...and of course he's going to put Jordan up because he has no fu**ing balls like everybody else in this house, you never know, they'll find out soon, he shouldn't stress Jordan out...she starts laughing...Jeff says he doesn't know himself and if they're fu**ing (?) he's going to smash his face. They are quiet...Jordan starts getting a sad face...Jeff shakes his leg that she's holding onto...he says "what? he didn't say you so relax with that frown"...Jeff tsks and says "uhhh"...Jordan half smiles but doesn't say a word. Jeff says "will you relax?...what are you thinking about?"...quiet...Jeff tsks and says "what are you fu**ing mad at me for?"...Jordan says "I'm not"...Jeff says "well don't start doing that"...more pout from Jordan...Jeff says "I don't know anything so relax before you start pouting"...more quiet...Jordan starts whispering that he told her he wasn't...Jeff signals for her to sit up and talk to him, he can't hear. Jordan sits up and whispers to Jeff that "he" told her he wasn't going to get him out...Jeff says we'll see...Jeff says that Jessie didn't tell him if he was or wasn't, he didn't tell him...Jordan says what did he tell you?...Jeff says that Jessie said he didn't even tell Natalie (who he was putting up), that he was talking to him with Natalie laying there on the bed like his lapdog and Jeff asked if Jessie wasn't even going to tell her and Natalie sat up and said he won't tell me...Jordan laughs...Jordan says that Jeff should have won...Jeff says "sorry Jordan, I tried, what do you want me to do...what do you want me to do, I put it in the bucket, want me to win every week so you and I can go right to the top?" Jordan pulls at her hair and sighs...she whispers something about talking to him to get Ronnie out...Jeff says maybe that's still the plan...Jordan whispers inaudibly... Jeff farts and Jordan says ewwwww ...more whispers...Jeff says umm and then Jordan smells the full effect of the fart and groans, she says ewwww again...Jeff laughs...Jordan starts waving the air around...Jeff scissor legs her head and she laughs saying his farts smell like rotten eggs...Jeff says he can't smell it, it went that way...they laugh and Jeff grabs her head again with his leg...Jordan screeches...Jeff says "come up here"...Jordan sniffs and says Jeff smells like rotten eggs...Jeff says "it's gone"...Jordan says "no, I can smell it, that's gross"...Jeff cracks up...Jordan says "yuk"...Jeff says it's over, what was she saying? Jordan makes a face and Jeff says it's worse than his fart...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "what do you mean what?"...Jordan says to quit looking at her like that...Jeff says to look at the face she just made...Jordan laughs and bends forward to lay her head on Jeff...Jeff pats her neck and rubs it...Jeff says he doesn't know what's happening, if they're still "doing it" so don't worry about it...Jordan whispers inaudibly and Jeff does the same...Jordan puts her hair forward and Jeff says to let him braid it...Jordan says he's terrible at it...he gives it a try and does well, Jordan says "good job". Jordan lays back down and stretches her foot out near Jeff's head and while Jeff is covering it with the blanket, Jordan touches Jeff's face with it, he says eww, f**k...Jordan giggles and then starts whispering again...Jeff asks her why she goes over there when she wants to talk, why can't she put her fu**ing head over here (by him), are we sleeping?...Jordan says "no...God"...Jeff jokes if she wants him to go to the far bed so they can talk? Jeff now touches Jordan's face with his foot and she yells out no! blech...Jeff says he ate half a sausage, LOL...Jordan says she can't sleep, she has tried 10 times...Jeff asks if she wants to draw pictures on his back?...Jordan says no! she just doesn't want to...Jeff says well later she is gonna...Jordan says "later I'm gonna?"...Jeff says "didn't I massage you?"...Jordan says watch your words wisely bud...Jeff says "really?" and he puts his foot on her face again...Jordan ewwww's...Jeff says he massaged her, he thought that was the trade...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says it is ok?. Jeff does the foot thing again and Jordan tells him to stop...Jeff says he's going to blow a fart under the covers and run...Jordan says no, his farts smell like rotten eggs, her head was down there, it was gross but the other day she did it and it smelled like that too...Jeff says if Jordan doesn't scratch his back he's going to blow one right in her bag...they laugh. Jordan yawns, Jeff says exactly, it's 5:30, why haven't they started noms...Jordan wonders too...Jeff says to get the show on the road, I guess what's the difference? they have nothing to do now, nothing to do later, what's the difference? so everyone will know and start the scheming like this fu**ing guy back here (bangs the wall referring to Ronnie)...Jordan thinks Ronnie is out there and the feeds switch... Pep talk & cheek pinch after noms 6;56-6:58pm Jordan has just been put up on the block with Michele by Jessie. Jordan & Jeff are in the SS room talking. Jeff says to Jordan "you have two chances, you're not going"...Jordan pouts...Jeff says "that's awesome"...Jordan realizes her panties are showing with the way she is leaning back and she says "oh what? can you see me?"...she laughs...Jeff pokes fun at Jordan saying she said "I can't believe I'm going home"...Jordan says "stop! this is serious". Jeff says he is telling her seriously, he's telling her what he thinks, so far it's going according to plan, he didn't go off the plan...Jordan says yeah...Jeff imitates Ronnie acting surprised at the nomination ceremony, like he didn't know what was going on, the fu**ing dork...Jordan says yeah, I know. Jordan says what if it's her, Michele & Ronnie playing in the POV...Jeff says if Jordan gets HG choice to pick him...Jordan says mmm, kay...Jeff says "I'll fu**ing claw somebody's eyes out...or pick whoever you want to pick, I'm just saying you could pick me if you want"...Jordan worries about Ronnie...Jeff says he's not going to fu**ing get it...Jeff says she can wait to see who's playing, if Russell gets picked and Jessie gets picked then pick a smarter player, someone who would be good at questions...Jordan says "like who? Lydia?"...Jeff wonders if Kevin would be better at questions than Lydia. Jeff says they will work over the scenarios later...Jordan says alright...she gathers her towel and panties and says she has to shower...Jeff says for her not to have a pity party just yet...Jordan says what if she's going home?...Jeff stands up and pinches Jordan's cheek… ...gently pats her face and says she's not going home...Jordan says she will be the third person out...Jeff says she will be fine...Michele walks in and Jordan walks out...Jeff tells Michele sorry and then tells her he was telling Jordan that they're sticking to the plan and it sucks to go up etc. They continue talking… Don’t give me dirty looks stupid 7:29-7:31pm After the Have/Have Not competition Jeff walks into the bathroom while Jordan is blow drying her hair...Jeff approaches Jordan as though he is going to touch her and he says "don't give me dirty looks stupid"...Jeff sits down and asks "what's up?...Jordan says nothing"...Jeff watches her as she dries her hair, he says "at least you're not on slop Jordan", he smiles...the look on his face is priceless as he watches her... Jordan is concerned, she asks "what if Ronnie is picked and wins?"...Jeff says "don't worry about it, a lot has to happen for that"...Jeff then tells Jordan that Ronnie just asked Michele if she would pick him (to play) if she gets HG choice, Jeff laughs...Jordan says "what? shut up! what'd she say?"...Jeff says she came out laughing but didn't hear the whole story...Michele comes in the bathroom and they chat about that… Jeff - I wanna touch you 7:51 pm Another one of my favorite moments or things Jeff said to Jordan. Jeff has been napping in the GR, Jordan was put on the block a couple of hours earlier. Jordan enters the GR, gets on the bed and says "are you sleeping?" Jeff shifts, mmm's and sleepily mumbles "what's up?" Jordan says "nuthin" Jeff says "wanna lay down with me...if you want?" Jordan shifts the pillows around and says "you're sleeping, you want me to leave you alone so you can sleep?" Jeff says "no...I wanna touch you" ♥ Jordan waits and Jeff holds out his hands for her... Jordan pauses and then punches Jeff lightly saying "you should have told me" Jeff opens his arms again saying "no come here", he opens and closes his hand (just like his niece when she wants something :) ) and she happily goes into Jeff's arms. Jeff, caressing Jordan's hair, says he didn't want to make her sad at the meeting...Jordan fake punches Jeff's face and then Jordan gets called out by BB to not obstruct her mic… Jordan cuddles with Jeff in the GR Take 1 7:52-8pm Jordan is stressed out about being put on the block by Jessie. She needs comfort from Jeff. She goes to him in the GR where he is resting and cuddles close to Jeff... Jordan adjusts her mic after being called out by BB saying "my bad"...Jordan holds up her hands and says doesn't her nail polish look teal now, not blue?...Jeff rubs his nose and says he doesn't like that color...Jordan asks why?...Jeff is about to answer but Jordan says she figured she'd change it because the pink wasn't giving her good luck...Jeff smiles saying "how's the blue treating you?" Jordan giggles saying she doesn't know, about the same but she's not on slop so she had to change it up...Jeff keeps caressing Jordan's hair...Jordan says "we got to start winning God"...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says it sucks, if she goes home he'll be bored...Jeff says "who am I going to talk to? listen to their phony baloney and laugh at dumb jokes?...Jordan asks if Jeff thinks she will win over Michele...Jeff says he thinks she's safe, he told her he's going to try and get her to that house...Jordan says Natalie told her she was safe...Jeff says ultimately Ronnie should go home so that should make her safe...they hug closer...Jeff says the next step Michele would go...Jeff says Jessie told him he was going to put Jordan up but to not worry, she's safe. Jordan says she's not gonna stress...Jeff says "less stress right?"...Jordan says they're making potatuhs, she can't turn down potatuhs...Jeff says you don't wanna turn down potatuhs...Jordan says she'll eat them with ketchup...Jeff says "like fries?"...Jordan says "yeah, potatuhs"...Jeff whispers he wants some fries...Jordan says she has to do her eyebrows, they're getting bushy...Jeff says to do his nails, no, Lydia's going to do them, he wants to see what they look like...Jordan says they'll look shiny...Jeff says at this point he has nothing else to do...Jordan says they're locked in. Jeff goes in for a bigger hug and Jordan gets nervous, she starts patting him (which Jeff hates)...Jeff says "you always pat me"...Jordan fixes Jeff's mic saying she does it with everybody...Jeff says "you do? everyone you hug?"...Jordan says "hmm? I don't hug everyone"...they cuddle again and then Jordan sits up to take off her sweater, she says she shaved her legs sitting down in the shower, she feels better...Jordan lays back down and they snuggle...Jeff smells her forehead and says "you smell better"...Jordan says she was salty and if smelled bad he should have told her...Jeff was joking, she didn't smell bad, she was just salty...Jordan says "yeah, sweat's salty, duh". Jordan fixes Jeff's mic again and Jeff says "you moving my microphone"...Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff says "you're so, you're so...good" :) ...Jordan smiles... Jordan keeps caressing Jordan's hair and Jordan says she's bald on that side...Jeff says no...Jordan says she has more on the other side but that side's bald...Jeff says it's alright...Jordan says Jeff wants to sleep, doesn't he?...Jeff says he wants to relax, what does she want him to do?...Jordan says "talk"...Jeff says in Jordan voice "I'm talking"...Jeff says the turquoise blanket is 50 times better than his...Jordan says it's hers...Jeff says as soon as he hugged it, he was out...Jeff says his blanket is so scratchy (with vocal affects)...Jordan giggles and says when you have dry skin, it's so bad...Jordan asks if her eyebrows look bad?...Jeff says no, you could pick out a couple, but they're good. Jordan props herself up facing Jeff, Jeff says Jordan's hair looks lighter...she doesn't know why, is it a bad light?...Jeff tsks saying "just lighter, I don't know just looks lighter, I think it does, maybe it's not, I don't know"...Jeff asks if the lemon shit worked LOL...Jordan says she put it underneath...Jeff says while yawning that maybe it's because she blowdried it and it's out more...Jordan imitates Jeff's mumbles...Jordan talking through her hands says she wishes she had wax...Jeff covers his mouth too and says "why?"...Jordan says "cuz"...Jeff says "what would you do with it?"...Jordan giggles...Jordan says "wax my eyebrows"...Jeff covers again saying he just had milk and cookies...Jordan smiles saying he might wanna cover his mouth...Jeff says "that's why I'm doing it" Jeff taps Jordan on the forehead a little too hard and they laugh, Jeff touching her hair says "whoa, that was a hard one"...Jordan says ha ha ha...Jeff asks if Jordan wants to scratch his back?...Jordan says "why? now?"...Jeff says "what else you doing?"...Jordan says "nothing, I just don't feel like doing it now"...Jeff says he has to hang around with someone else...Jordan says "yeah right" and she sings "you won't find nobody like me!" :) Jeff smiles and says "that's for sure"...Jordan laughs and makes a funny noise...Jeff looks at Jordan and says "someone else who'd be quiet and scratch my back"...Jordan says "so, but you'd get bored with that"...Jeff says "no, I don't, I'd love 'em"...Jordan says "no, you would get bored with that"...Jeff says "why? you think I like it when people have wisecracks all the time and don't scratch my back?"...Jordan sits up and says "yeah...probably...you won't, I'm just telling you that now"... The Bachelor/Jordan won Jeff? 8-8:02pm Jordan sits up finishing her thought about Jeff not wanting someone who bores him...Jeff says "I want what? I want what?"...Jordan says he won't find someone goofy who won't fart with him...Jeff says he's not looking for someone to fart with...Jordan says "looking for somebody to rub your back?"...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says well then go do it...Jeff says she's his only option in there, wait until they get out of there...Jordan says she's serious, he's going to have, omg...Jeff interrupts saying "you guys, don't even talk about when they get out of there"... Jordan says after this, Jeff will have lots of options, he can go on the Bachelor...Jeff hopes that 5% of what they're saying happens, then he'll be on easy street...Jordan says she's going to nominate him for the Bachelor...Jeff says "you are?"...Jordan says "you'd make the perfect one" (if he's so perfect Jordan why aren't YOU going after him? ☺️)...Jordan says "that would be like so good...and then you could say, and then I come in and I pick the bad eggs, you know?"...Jeff catches Jordan off guard with this one --- "why wouldn't you compete?"...Jordan says "me?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan pauses trying to think of a good answer… Jordan says "cuz I already won at Big Brother"...Jeff says "you won Big Brother?"...Jordan says "no, cuz I already won"...Jeff says "how long have I been asleep?" Jordan says "huh? I said because I won...won you at Big Brother you know?" (no, he doesn't know LOL) Jeff says "you won me?"...Jordan says "yeah, you know? so you have to go to the Bachelor and win someone else, does that make sense?"...Jeff says "no, not all...you think you won me?"...feeds go to fish briefly...feeds come back with Jordan saying Jeff gets irritated (?)...she then says for Jeff to listen, the plan is that she wants to go to a baseball game in Chicago...Jeff says she'll have to go without him because he's going to be on the Bachelor next month (for which she nominated him touché!)...Jordan pats his leg and Jeff giggles...Jordan says "I'm serious, no jokes"...Jeff says "whoa"...Jordan pokes fun of Jeff's accent saying "jokes"...Jeff says in that case tell one of his friends to get her some tickets while he's in there cuz he can't get shit...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says "you gotta phone?"...Jordan says she's saying after this whole thing, she wants to go to a baseball game... Magical undercover fun/Coraline 8:02-8:12pm Baseball talk continues...Jordan wonders when baseball season is, she doesn't even know...Jeff says it's now, it ends in October...Jordan says well then she wants to go to a football game...Jeff says he wants to go to one too, it's better than baseball anyway...Jordan says then he has to get tickets and no nosebleed tickets...FISH...they return a minute later with Jeff & Jordan being goofy under the turquoise blanket... Jordan says "would you be mad?"...Jeff says it's like a magical tube :) Jordan says "huh?"...Jeff says it looks funky in there doesn't it?...Jordan says "yeah it does"...Jeff asks if Jordan has ever seen the movie Coraline?...Jordan does something under the cover that prompts her to ask "does that hurt?" ...Jeff says no and then asks again if she's ever seen Coraline?...Jordan says no...Jordan does something funny under there again to which Jeff raises his eyebrows and Jordan starts laughing...Jeff says she's fu**ed...LOL Jeff says Jordan won't get what she's saying...Jordan says "what is it?"...Jeff says it's a 3-D movie, it was stupid...Jordan asks why he went to see it if it was stupid?...Jeff says it wasn't stupid, it was cool, it's all 3-D and magical and then she crawls through this tunnel...Jordan starts laughing (check out where Jordan's foot is...maybe Jeff had magical dancing shorts on LOLOL)...Jeff pauses and continues saying she crawls through this tunnel which has a magical world on the other side and when she crawls through it looks like this...Jordan asks "it looks like what?" and continues giggling with whatever she's doing under the cover wink wink...Jeff lifting up the cover says "it looks like this"...Jeff says "get the f**k outta here" and Jordan keeps laughing... Jeff says "stick to what I'm saying"...Jordan says "that is so funny"...Jeff says "what did I just say that is so funny?"...Jordan says "nothing"...Jeff says "I know"...Jordan says "it's something..." and she continues giggling, covering her mouth with her hands...she says "you know what I'm talking about?"...Jeff says he knows what she's talking about"...FISH Feeds come back with Jordan talking about how they will pan to people at sporting events and then point out how they are look-alikes with celebrities...Jeff says sporting events are fun...Jordan says it depends on who you go with...Jeff asks if she thinks he'd be fun to go with?...Jordan says yeah and asks if he thinks she'd be fun?...Jeff says "yes Jordan you're fun to do things with, you'd be fun to go like...you'd be fun to do a lot of stuff with...you're fun"...Jordan lifts up the blanket and says "tent, tent"...Jeff lifts up his side and says "Coraline"...Jordan says "I like this"...Jeff says "cuz it's magical"...Jeff says it's Coraline under there...Jordan says "what is?"...Jeff says "I just told you the whole story"...Jordan says "oh yeah" Jeff admits when he went to see it he smoked a little beforehand, he doesn't do it but once in a while and he did before the movie and it was really cool, he freaked out...FISH...feeds come back with Jeff telling Jordan to not do "that"...Jordan says she doesn't...Jeff says she always tells him she drives...Jordan says no, that was a long time ago, she doesn't know what he's talking about...Jeff says "Jordan, tsk tsk tsk, everyone knows you're a druggie now"...Jordan says "yeah right!"... Jeff jokes around saying that she should go push her drugs somewhere else, no one is buying them in here...Jordan tells him to shut up!...Jeff says if he goes to Charlotte she's going to make him a druggie...Jordan says omg, that was high school days...Jeff says he's kidding...Jordan says yeah, stuuupid. Jordan asks if that will go on air? her mom will be pissed...Jeff says what about the internet? they're going to know she's a huge druggie...Jordan says "yeah thanks Jeff"...Jeff says she better watch what she says in there...Jordan says he better watch it...Jeff says he never did any drugs, he's got nothing to hide...Jeff says he did do (pot)...Jordan says duh!...Jeff says that's not even a drug, they should legalize it...Jeff says he knows so many people that just do it all the time, how do they function? it's not his thing at all...Jordan says "new topic"... Give Me A Hug 8:12-8:17pm They continue talking...Jeff says the new topic will be the mall...Jordan says "OMG, I was just about to say that", she says she was going to say shopping, about the malls in Chicago...Jeff says that's weird because why would he even say that...Jordan says "yeah I know, cuz you're weird"...Jeff shoots her a look...Jordan says "I'm just kidding!"...Jordan says Jeff doesn't believe her...Jeff does believe her, she wants to be just like him, he believes that...they laugh... Jordan says she wants to walk, to talk, act just like him, he's right...Jeff says to start a club...Jordan says the Jeff Fan Club...Jeff says she can be the president...BB calls someone out for talking about their DR's...Jeff says "were you talking about how you wanna be me in the diary room?" ...Jordan says no!...Jeff smiles... Jordan lays back down and pulls her leg out from the cover and lays it on Jeff...Jeff pulls her toe and Jordan screeches (loud!)...Jeff asks Jordan to pull his toe to crack it...Jorday says you don't pull it, you pull it down...Jordan says "you got some fat toes...and your second toe is ugly"...Jeff says he said that already, he asks her to pull again...they banter back and forth about correct toe pulling procedures...Jordan says eww, she doesn't want to touch his toes anymore...Jeff asks why? why?...Jordan laughs...Jeff slaps her hand with his foot saying crack it, kiss it... Jordan is not gonna kiss it...Jeff says bite my toenail, he giggles...Jordan says it's gross but she used to bite her toenails...Jeff says ewww...Jordan says it was when she was little and didn't know it was bad to do that so be quiet...Natalie comes in the room and Jordan asks her if she's bitten her toenails with her mouth? 🤢 Jeff is getting grossed out by the whole talk...Natalie leaves and Jordan says she's going too...Jeff gets mad that she came and woke him up saying negative comments and she's leaves all the time, say something nice...Jordan says "I love you"...Jeff says "fu**ing smartass, get outta here"...Jeff covers his head...Jordan says "gimme a hug"...Jeff looks and says "no"...Jordan extends her arms out and says "give me a hug" and then in that cartoon voice says "give. me. a.hug" Michele comes in saying that there is speculation the POV comp is happening tonight or early in the morning so get a good sleep, who knows...Jeff thinks it would be tomorrow...Jordan says she is determined...Jordan asks Jeff for a hug again in her cartoon voice...Jeff covers his face again...Michele asks what her pump up song is?...Jordan says Britney Spears Gimme More...Michele says hers is Nelly...Jeff wants some Bob Marley if they're taking requests...Jordan sings "get up!"...Jeff says "stand up" and FISH... 8:20- 8:24pm GR Chat - Friends and Lovebirds Feeds come back with Jeff saying something about how he hasn't said "it"...Jordan guffaws and says she knows he hasn't said it...Jeff smiles saying now he wants to say it...Jordan says "what do you want to say?"...Jeff says "let's go to a sporting event and get crunked...want to?"...Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff says "I do too" (asking her out on a date aww ) ... Jeff says he loves the crowd...Jordan asks if he goes with his buddies? she wants to meet his friends...Jeff says "you do?"...Jeff 😀 ..Jordan says "what? why'd you smile?"...Jeff says they'd like her, it'd be funny...Jordan asks what they look like? are they hot?...Jeff says they're good looking guys...Jordan asks what they do? are they nice?...Jeff says he works with a lot of his buddies, the same as him, some are married, some are engaged, some have girlfriends, a couple are single. Jordan tells the story of when she liked this guy in his 30's who told her he wanted her to meet his roommate and his girlfriend, she's so nice and they would have so much in common and she was all excited to meet her, she meets her and the woman looks like she is 40 whereas she looks like a 12 year old compared to her, she had nothing to say to her, she felt so stupid...Jeff says why did you meet her?...Jordan explains why saying they all went out to eat...Jeff asks what that story had to do with anything? LOL Casey walks by saying "everywhere I go it's those lovebirds, gee whiz" 😂 Jeff says in Jordan voice "we're talking about baseball Casey...and weird stories about someone's roommate that I don't understand" ...Jordan tries to explain again but the story doesn't connect with Jeff, he says in Boston accent "that's weird"...Jordan says "isn't it?"...Jordan hears Russell pooting as he walks by...she gets up and says her clothes are getting tight...Jeff says stop eating cookie dough...Jordan says she knows, stress will make you eat...Jeff asks where she's going?...Jordan says the kitchen...Jeff says they're going to be there all fu**ing night...Jordan says they can lay down any time tonight...Jeff says "no we can't"...Jordan says "yes we can Jeff"...Jeff says "go, I'll be there in a little bit"...Jordan gives him one last fake punch for good measure and leaves...as she walks out Jeff mumbles something about her scratching his back cuz he did her feet, yeah she heard him... "Jeff...loves Jordan forever” (on the DR couch 8:36-8:39pm Just after the 8:36pm mark Jeff comes out of the DR and walks into the kitchen grinning like a giddy teenager, he asks Jordan "did you write on that couch in there? did you see the couch in there?"...Jordan says "what couch?"...Jeff says "in the diary room?"...Jordan says "no, what about it?"...Jeff says "you didn't see it?"...Jordan says "no, what is it?"...Jeff says he always writes his name on there when he goes in there cuz it's like velvet so you can move it to write your name...Jordan starts giggling...Jeff says look to the right next time, he always writes his name on there "Jeff" and then someone wrote "loves Jordan forever" someone else wrote... ..Jordan cracks up...Jeff says he was laughing and the guy was like "what's up? you're in a good mood or something?" Jeff laughs and asks Jordan if she wrote that or something?...Jordan swears she didn't write that, maybe it was Kevin, she bets it was Kevin, or Lydia...Kevin and Lydia ask what?...Jordan smiles at Jeff hoping he will ask but he doesn't so Jordan says "did y'all go to the DR?"...Lydia and Michele say no and Kevin starts giggling right away saying "what?"...Jordan says "it was Kevin"...Kevin says "was there something written on the couch?"...Jeff says "yeah"...J&J start laughing again while Kevin asks what was written? no, seriously what was written?"...Jordan asks Kevin and Kevin says there was something there and he erased it...Jordan says "oh"...Kevin says it partially said something...Kevin asks "what'd you write Jordan?" Jordan says "Jeff says he goes in there and writes his name on the couch, explain it, it's more funny when you do it...Jeff?!" Jeff says "I wrote Jeff" then Jeff says for Jordan not boss him and his storytelling, he gets busy eating...Jordan continues saying "and then underneath someone wrote loves Jordan forever"...Jordan cracks up...Jeff smiles and points to Kevin saying he did it for sure, the guy in the DR asked him "what's up, you're in a good mood today?"...Jordan says "it was Kevin"... Jeff spoonfeeds and reassures 8:50-8:57pm Feeds switch to the kitchen with Jeff telling Jordan she looks fine...Jordan says "no" and then Jeff says "yeah you do"...Jeff is eating his frozen coke while Jordan is about to eat potatoes with ketchup...Jordan (talking about them going to a sporting event) says to Jeff "this will be us at the game...yeah!"...Jeff pretends to drink (beer) from his cup (at the game)...Jordan asks Jeff if he thinks there will be a competition tonight?...Jeff says no...Jordan wonders why they are locked in then?...Jeff says they have to get stuff ready for a show. Jeff takes a little bite of potato...Jordan does too and Jeff asks her why she's making that face?...Jordan says it's cuz she's sad...Jeff asks why? cuz why?...Jordan shrugs and looks over at Lydia...she digs into her whole potato and they giggle...Jeff asks Jordan if she ate some of his frozen coke?...Jordan says "no" and she waits for him to give her a little...Jeff spoonfeeds her :) Jordan nods and Jeff says "it's the best right?"..Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff asks Lydia "who's that wonderful plate for?"...Lydia says "the man upstairs"...Jeff says "wow"...Lydia tells Jordan she's going to win the veto right? or she's going to play for her if she doesn't choose Jeff...Jeff is shocked it's 8:53 at night, he can't believe it, holy shit, he thought it was around 6pm, that's good news. Jordan wonders again if they might have the comp tonight...Jeff says no...Jordan thinks it might be endurance...Jeff says for POV? no, but he doesn't have any idea what it will be...Jeff hears others talking about the comp being tonight and he asks "why does everyone think that?"...Jordan doesn't know, that's what Ronnie said? Jordan whispers they need to talk...Jeff says "me & you? why? what's up?"...Jordan whispers game to Jeff that according to Michele, there might be a new plan to maybe get Jordan out...Jeff says "who made that plan?"...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says that Michele is a fu**ing liar, don't listen to her...Jeff says he doesn't think Jordan is that big of a fish to fry, this is a master plan to get Jordan out? they could have gotten her out last week if it's such a master plan. Jeff says "Michele is a fu**ing loser"...Jordan says that Lydia told Michele she would take Jordan off and Michele said she would break her arm for this veto...Jeff says that Michele is going home...Jeff says he told Michele that she could pick him to play veto to try and help her and Michele told him why would she do that when he's going to use it on Jordan, she was all cocky so he was like then don't pick me...f**k her...Jordan says "why does it have to be me?" Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says she is full and wants to lay down, she washes her dishes and tells Jeff she's going to go lay down in the GR and leaves Jordan is moody in the GR 8:59-9:11pm Jordan leaves the kitchen to go into the GR and lay down, Jeff follows her in there saying "you got in the mood swings today"...Jordan says she's been on the block twice, she doesn't think anybody else has had to be on the block twice...Jordan lays down saying that she's sure if it was someone else they'd be spitting fire...Jeff continues to eat his frozen coke...Jeff asks "how'd you get so moody in like 2 seconds?"...Jordan covers her face with her sweater saying "cuz"...Jeff says "you don't think there's another plan huh?" and he takes his spoon and drops some coke on Jordan's neck area...he wipes it off and giggles while Jordan is saying that she doesn't know, there might be. Jeff says he doesn't think there is but what does he know...Jordan looks at Jeff and Jeff says what?...Jordan turns her back to Jeff saying she shouldn't have eaten all that food, she wasn't even hungry...Jeff says he can't believe it's 9 o'clock...Jeff says "eh? what's wrong with you?"...Jordan says she's going to bed...Jeff says they just say don't go to bed...Jordan says she's taking a nap...Jeff keeps making a racket eating his frozen coke while Jordan gets even quieter and moodier. Jeff says "am I bothering you?"...Jordan says nuh-uh...Jeff says "what's up? you got like sad in 2 seconds, what's the problem?"...Jordan rubs her eyes and says she's just ewww...Jeff rubs her side and Jordan says "squeeze my fat" (on her arm)...Jeff says "where?"...Jordan says "arm fat"...Jeff squeezes :) ...Jordan says it's a lot...Jeff says "are you ewww with yourself or about the situation or everything?"...Jordan says everything...Jeff says "you're fine, don't worry about it"...Jordan closes her eyes, Jeff keeps digging in the seemingly unending glass of frozen coke making a heck of a racket LOL Jordan suddenly says that she knows Michele is going to be going up everybody's butt now because she thinks she's going home?...Jeff says yeah...Jeff asks Jordan who was there when Michele said that Casey's not using the POV?...Jordan shushes Jeff and says Michele just told her...Jeff says to tell Casey that...Jordan says she's scared to because she doesn't want to start any drama...Jeff says to say it after...Jordan says that's why she thinks there's another plan...Jeff says for them both to ask him and see his reaction...Jordan says yeah. Jeff lays down on the other side of the GR bed saying when he eats those things he gets cold...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says he thinks Michele is FOS, he says he kind of wants to ask Casey? what does she think?...Jordan says "yeah"...they both quiet down and Jeff seems to fall asleep...the feeds switch… Jordan cuddles with Jeff in the GR Take 2 9:28-9:37pm Jordan has just had a talk with Casey about game, she goes to the GR to talk to Jeff who is still laying down...Jeff says "what'd he say?"...Jordan says "do you think we can trust him?"...Jeff says "with some things"...then Jeff says my two favorite words of his to Jordan, he calls her over saying "come here...come here"...Jordan moves a little but stays seated, she says that Russell saw them talking and that Casey said that what Michele said is not true, he wants the motherfu**er out...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says she told Casey that Michele told her via Natalie to not pick you for the POV because you weren't going to use it...Jordan lays down and cuddles Jeff...Jeff asks if Russell was there?...Jordan says no, she told it to Casey...Jeff asks if Casey was like what are you talking about? was he surprised?...Jordan says he said he has personal issues with Ronnie, he wants to win it so he can send him home...Jordan says she doesn't want him telling Russell because Russell will tell Natalie. Jeff says yeah, he asks again what Casey said...Jordan says she doesn't know, she doesn't know who she can trust...Jeff asks if Casey didn't say that what Michele was weird...Jordan says he said what she said was funny...Jordan says she doesn't believe it, she believes Casey...Jeff says "me too"...Jordan says she's scared Casey will tell Russell though...Jeff says "why? did you say something about Russell?"...Jordan says no, Russell walked back there and she thinks they were in the room talking...Jeff says did you tell Casey to not say anything?...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "we'll see"...Jordan says it could bite her in the butt. They get quiet, Jeff closes his eyes, Jordan is looking up at the ceiling...Jordan asks about what Russell was talking about with Casey in the bathroom earlier?...Jeff isn't sure, he thinks it's status quo, if there's another plan he doesn't know about it...Jordan closes her eyes looking stressed...Jeff says "I don't think so"...Jeff turns his face and touches Jordan's head... Jeff turns his head away and they are both quiet...Jeff says "now you're all nervous"...Jordan says hmm?...Jeff repeats and Jordan says "I know"...they are quiet again for a little bit...Jordan moves and holds Jeff closer, Jeff turns to Jordan and gives her a few sweet silent kisses on her forehead… Jordan keeps looking up at Jeff and being restless...Jeff looks at Jordan and says "stop thinking", he caresses her hair and says "there's no other plan, you're all good"...Jordan says "what if they keep him?"...Jeff says "then I don't, I don't think so, everything is set up right now"...Jordan wants more comfort and says "turn this way"...Jeff turns and they cuddle real tight... They stay like this for a little while and then Jeff starts massaging his arm(s), he stops and they continue hugging until Jordan moves a little...they stay cuddled until the feeds switch off of them shortly after... J&J pinch/hug in the SR 10:44pm Jordan is bummed that she was put on the block by Jessie. Jeff goes into the storage room to get some soup and Jordan follows behind him after just having been in the SS room talking to Casey. Jeff enters the SR and says "what's up? you always leave me alone"...Jordan says "hmm?"...Jeff says that Jordan always leaves him by himself...Jordan says she doesn't...Jeff says "yes, you do"...Jordan says why?...Jeff says she's going to be by herself. Jeff gets a can of soup and says he feels like a bowl of soup, vegetable beef. Jordan yawns and says she was talking to Casey, she was halfway asleep and then she woke up again...Jeff says "cowboy sleeping?"...Jordan says she was halfway asleep and then she woke up...Jeff approaches Jordan and puts his face to hers, just shy of kissing her ♥...Jeff says "being all nicey?"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "well come with me and make some soup"...Jeff asks if she's going to bed soon and pinches her cheek… Jeff pulls Jordan in for a hug, she hugs Jeff tight...Jordan says she has to poo LOL...Jeff says to poo it up, let's go soup it up. They leave the SR... J&J bathroom chat 11:30-11:34pm Jeff & Jordan are in the bathroom. Jordan is still a little down. She plays with her hair while Casey washes his hands, he leaves...Jeff says Casey is pissed...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says probably cuz he can't smoke (indoor lockdown) but also because people are talking shit about him...Jeff lays down on the lounger. Jordan asks how does he know?...Jeff says "we told him yo-yo"...Jordan says she thought it was more stuff, sorry...Jeff jokingly says "I'll fu**ing kill you"...Jordan says "no, you won't". Jeff asks if Jordan is going to take a poo and if so he won't stay if she does...Jordan lays down next to Jeff and says "I need to"...Jeff says to try...Jordan says she needs to try to...Jeff says if she wants a swift kick in the stomach to help her off?...Jeff rubs Jordan's side and says "I'm just joking". Jeff says "f**k, I feel like I'm a caged animal"...Jordan giggles...Jordan wonders what Laura is doing right now...Jeff wonders what the animals in the zoo think about all day? Jordan says "do you think they actually can think?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says "really?"...Jeff says "yeah, why do you think they look so sad?"...Jordan looks up at Jeff and says "really?"...Jeff says "I don't know what the hell they think, I'm sure they think"...Jordan says she doesn't think Jeff knows what he's talking about...Jeff says "you do?" Jordan imitates Jeff "you do?"...Jeff says "good answer" and giggles...Jordan says mmm and sits up. Jeff says "you gonna come lay down? we can crack jokes and make each other laugh instead of having a poopy party all the time"...Jordan says a poopy party, Jeff doesn't know what it feels like, he hasn't been on the block...Jeff says "I haven't?"...Jordan says "no"...Jeff says "really?"...Jordan says "well you saved yourself"...Jeff says he was on the block and saved himself so don't tell him he wasn't on the block...Jordan uhhh's...Jeff says "whaddya mean uh, I wasn't? yes, I was, I know what it feels like, it sucks"...Jeff says the f**khead that put him on there is all skipping around the house with lollipops. Jordan says "where'd he go?"...Jeff says "he probably went to go weave a basket for somebody" Jeff says "omg, I ate way too much today"...Jordan says she did too...Jeff says that tomorrow he has to fu**ing chill and they'll have a contest so they can go outside...Jordan puts her head on Jeff's chest and asks if it will be good. Jeff puts his face close to Jordan's and says it will be great. Jeff says it will be fine and nothing is going on...Jeff moves Jordan's hair out of her eyes...Jordan says she does...Jeff says what does she think is going on? there's nothing they can do about it, if something is going on, they got us again, f**k!...Jordan says they'll have to scramble to stay there...Jeff says yeah, they will, big time but he doesn't think nothing is going on but again his record is not the best in here...they laugh...Jordan stands up to go to the bathroom...Jeff says that you know what is weird? Lydia, she is nice but gives him dirty looks...Jordan says just be nice...Jeff says he is but he's getting tired of the dirty looks, he'll tell her that...Jordan questions it...Jeff says she is, he catches her all the time. Jordan goes to the bathroom…
- Day 19 of BB11 Feeds
July 28 Jordan waits 12-12:02am Feeds switch to Jordan in the RR...Jordan is in bed by herself...Jeff has gone to the bathroom and she is waiting for him to return...Jeff returns shortly after and rustles around in the dark looking for shorts to wear to sleep...just after the 12:00am mark Jeff changes and Jordan shyly covers her face with the sheet to give Jeff some privacy ;) They giggle and Jeff says "you're such an idiot"...Jeff finishes and says "it's ok now". Jeff asks if Casey is in bed?...Jordan says he's outside, he's going to smoke himself to death...Jeff mumbles something about not smoking any more unless they have a drink tomorrow and says that he's got to quit by the time he gets out of there (how'd that go? lol)...Michele walks by to go into the HN room and says she has to turn on the lights, she does...Jeff does something that makes Jordan giggle...he gets in bed and she keeps giggling... Jeff gets up and Jordan covers her face with her hand...Jeff leaves and Jordan is left waiting Game whispering & a little rubbing 12:09-12:18am Jeff is back in bed with Jordan in the RR...they whisper game (for the first little bit someone breathing loudly is heard on audio so it's virtually impossible to hear what JeJo are talking about)... Jeff puts his leg over Jordan (the position 😉 ) and tells her not to worry about what "she" said...Jordan pats Jeff's belly...they get quiet and then Jeff says the good thing is "she" might put up Lydia but he doesn't know, he just wants to win...Jeff looks at Jordan, Jordan looks at Jeff...they have a little moment and then they smile and giggle...Jordan lifts Jeff's shirt to rub his belly...Jeff says "f**k"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff, who is visualizing, says "Jeff, you are the new Head of Household...thank you Julie" :) They smile at the thought...Jordan says she's sleepy and sore...Jeff asks from working out?...Jordan says no, from pulling on the ropes, she cutely asks "you wanna rub it?"...Jeff pauses and smiles, turns towards Jordan and rubs...Jeff asks where it hurts?...Jordan points out where it's sore, she asks why it hurts so bad?...Jeff says it's just sore from pulling...Jeff massages...Jordan says "right there"...Jordan asks what rubbing it does?...Jeff says it just relaxes it...Jeff pushes a little too hard, Jordan ow's...Jordan says it hurts...Jeff asks if she wants more?...Jordan says "no, you're good"...Jeff says "I am" LOL Jordan says Jeff has the shitty side of the bed...Jeff says "what else is new, I got the shitty side of this house...it's all gonna change, you'll see"...Jordan sits up and asks if she needs to put on her mic?...Jeff says if she wants to?...Jeff reaches back to get her mic from the little cubby and loses his chapstick, he finds it and puts it back in...Jordan asks about Jeff's nametag?...Jeff giggles and says he just kept it...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says he doesn't know, it says "Jeff" LOL Jordan says "my dad's name is Jeff"...Jeff says "I know"...they talk about Jeff's sweatpants being his workout ones...Jordan says she's going to work out again (tomorrow), she grabs Jeff's leg and places it over her and starts rubbing...Jeff says "yay"...Jordan says "I know"...Jeff says he's going to try and work out early...Jordan says she wants to get to bed early and wake up and feel good...Jeff says it's early, it's 12...Jordan says yeah, but still...Jeff says if he's asleep by 2, that's good...Jeff says he wants to work out before it gets hot but no smoking, he got out of control with that shit, he smokes when he has a couple of drinks or next week if they don't get HOH LOL Jordan says one of them will, it will probably be him...Jordan says she has to pee but she doesn't want to get up...Jeff says he hates that, it's uncomfortable, she should just pee, she'll feel better...Jordan stops rubbing but Jeff starts rubbing her leg ;) Jordan decides to go pee and Jeff laughs...Jordan leaves… Casey & JeJo talk/laughs in the SS room 1:10-1:15am The feeds switch to the SS room where Jeff and Jordan are in Jordan's bed, they are talking with Casey who is sitting on his bed...they are talking about how the sleeping arrangements came about on the first day...Jordan says she gave up her bed to Jeff and she slept with Lydia...Casey says there's no way he could have slept with no chicks, mama wouldn't have had that...Jeff says Jordan asked him "you want to sleep over here?" and he thought aww, that's awesome and right away he thought they were his best friends because it's awesome that they did that, remember he was so happy they did that?...Jordan says "no"...Jeff says “what does she mean no? he was so happy they (J&L) slept together because he felt bad, he was the last person to get a bed and there wasn't enough”...Jordan says "oh right"...Casey says he knew he had to be near a door, cuz he's old and needed to get up to pee...Jordan giggles... Jeff says he was in that back room for 9 seconds the whole time, he doesn't even remember what it looks like...Jordan doesn't either...Casey says it was red...Jordan says they'd all go to bed early...Casey says 3 o'clock...Jeff says they'd be in there (SS room) giggling...Jordan says they'd be up all night laughing, they'd all come in there to hang out...Casey says the cool kids, the populars...Jordan says they're hating on the populars...Casey says "business as usual". Casey says everybody wants to be friends with the athletes as usual...Jeff says "not this athlete"...Casey says not him, son...Jordan says "you know how you crave cigarettes? I'm craving cookie dough" :) Casey says that's some good shit, in the middle of the night he had one and he thought about her as he enjoyed every fu**ing bite LOL Jordan laughs and Jeff gives her a cute look...Casey starts lecturing Jordan about caloric intake and exercising 🙄 Super cute moment when Jeff realizes that Jordan was on the elliptical for 30 minutes and she worked out, he says "wow, I saw you working out and then you were doing the weights side to side, I was looking at you with a big smile" :) Casey is rambling so Jordan doesn't hear :( Jordan doesn't like hearing that one cookie dough is almost equal to 30 minutes on the machine...Jeff in Jordan speak says "one cookie dough!?"...Jordan says she's still hungry LOL Casey talks about his cute puppy named Jordan...Casey says his one regret is being nice, he might as well have been an asshole if he was going the 3rd week, he was nice and he's going home...Jeff starts cracking up!, he says he's thinking about something else...Casey rambles about something while Jeff keeps laughing... Jeff finally sits up saying that reminded him of when Chima went off on Braden during the live show saying he supported bigotry and even called Julie a ho, she just unleashed it and then Braden just sat there with a blank look on his face, turned to Chima and said "thanks"...Jeff cracks up!! 🤣 Jeff continues saying "...thanks for ruining my life"...Casey and Jordan are laughing too...Casey and Jeff talk about how Braden was going to be asked over and over about that incident the next day by the media, Casey mentions the whore comment and FISH...they return briefly with Casey saying something about Jeff's last name, Jeff looks at Jordan and she buries her head in Jeff's arm saying "Schroeder, Schraffer"...FISH...they return briefly again with Casey saying "oh God, he can't give you the dick until you know his last name"...all three start laughing Jeff says "Schrader, close enough!" (this exchange might be one of the funniest all season 🤣) FISH and then all three are cracking up!! 🤣 Casey & JeJo talk/laughs in the SS Room - Part 2 1:15-1:19am Jeff, Jordan & Casey continue chatting it up in the SS room...after they crack up laughing over Jordan not knowing Jeff's last name, Casey says that he heard them talking about prom, he didn't get laid on his prom because he wouldn't tell the girl he loved her, back when he had values about that shit, 1986 LOL Jordan & Jeff laugh...Casey says "shut up Jordan"...Jeff says "oh man Casey, you're funny"...Casey imitates his date "do you love me? tell me you love me", he couldn't do that so it was goodnight...Jeff says "yammahamma"...Casey says the girl said c'mon, c'mon...Jordan says Jeff was 15 (when he lost his virginity)...Casey says he was 18...Jeff says "not 15"...Jordan says that Jeff said 15...Casey is confused what year Jeff was born...Jeff says he was a sophomore, 78 (he was born)...Jordan says "so you were probably 15, 16"...Jeff says "yeah"...Casey is STILL confused and says "what?"...Jeff looks at him and says "what?"...Casey says "how old you are dude?"...Jeff says 31, do the math...Casey says yeah, he's 68 so he's 41...Jeff giggles at Casey saying "how old you are dude?"...😂 Casey says he's going to get clowned for the banana suit (by his friends), come home 3 weeks later, ain't that a bitch, the margarita party was a blast /sarcasm, he took one for the team for nothing, thanks, they're going to show them being sad and in the DR they're going to say that everybody knew Casey was going but him...Jordan says she had no clue, Jeff didn't either and then he figured it out...they whisper a little about Jessie, Jeff says whatever, he could go all night with that fu**ing douchebag... Jordan gets up and starts jogging out of the room...Jeff asks her where she's going? to pee?...Jordan giggles saying no...Casey and Jeff say "cookie dough!"...Jeff says "you're fu**ing weak"...Jordan says she's going to get something that can fill her stomach up...Casey says to have a nectarine...Jordan is puzzled, she says "a what?"...Jeff says "a peach"...Casey suggests a banana...Jordan doesn't seem thrilled but says ok...Jeff says if Jordan eats a peach he'll eat one...Jordan leaves...Jeff starts laughing to himself…(peach & nectarine ;) ) Jeff says "I'm like, I know Jordan now, like language cuz outside fu**ing Kevin goes have a nectarine, same as you and she goes what? have a nectarine...what? and Kevin goes have a peach...oh!"...Jeff says that's why he told her just now a peach...they laugh...Casey says it's a hairless peach... Casey & JeJo talk/laughs in the SS Room - Part 3 1:20-1:25am Jordan returns from the kitchen with 2 bananas and a bag of M&M's...Casey reprimands her for bringing the M&M's 🙄 Jordan says they're 80 calories...Casey says that's 10 mins on the thing (elliptical)...Jordan feels bad now...Jeff says to eat the banana, it will fill her up...Jordan says she just has to look at them...Casey says a banana and a glass of water...Jordan says she got Jeff a banana...Jeff doesn't want one but he wants a bite of hers though...Casey says Jeff wants a smooth peach...Jordan cracks up...Casey says it's fu**ing hilarious yo...Jordan starts peeling the banana while Jeff eagerly anticipates... Jordan starts whispering about Jessie and Natalie...Jeff can't wait and grabs the top of the banana for himself...they eat...Jordan says there are some strange people in this house...Casey says it's the year of the dork...Jordan says no wonder Jessie was gone the 4th week, he's so stupid...Jeff says he has no personality...Jordan says it's dead...Casey says wait until they hear his speech on Thursday...Jeff and Jordan can't wait...Jordan asks if it's going to top Chima's?...Casey says it won't be as vulgar... Lydia comes in and asks if they want to sleep in there and she can sleep in Jeff's bed?...Jeff (who's probably thinking yes!) says "nah you can sleep here"...Lydia says it's ok, he can...Lydia asks where her blankie is?...Jeff says it's here, he kept it perfect for her...Lydia leaves saying that he can stay in there and she'll stay out there...Jeff says "for real?"...Lydia says "for real, for real"...Jeff asks "what if Casey snores?"...Lydia says to deal with it buddy...Jeff asks Jordan "do you want me to go in my bed?"...Jordan says "no, you can sleep here if you want, there's an open bed over there too" (ok sure ;) ) Jeff says he likes the big bed but he's worried about Casey snoring...Casey says "well cry me a river Justin Timberlake"...Jeff takes another piece of banana saying "this is pretty good"...Casey starts singing "eating a banana in bed....Jeff wishing he would get some (head)” LOL! Jeff and Jordan crack up... Casey says "banana...haha you like that, I got a million of 'em, be here all week"...Jordan gets up to go to the kitchen, throw out the banana peels...Jeff says he hopes that BB got all the Braden highlights, he doesn't think people knew how funny he was, no one was laughing and he'd be like, dude, you gotta watch this guy...Jordan leaves...Jeff and Casey discuss Braden a little bit and Jeff laughs just thinking about him...feeds switch to Jordan who has opened up the bag of M&M's and is eating a few ;) JeJo sleep in Jordan’s bed together for the first time - Part 1 1:57-2:01am Feeds have been off the SS room for about 30 mins, they return with Jordan and Jeff cuddling, still talking to Casey, lights are off... Jordan is telling Jeff something about her telling the truth (I think it's about her only being with one person sexually)...Jeff says something about him being with only 2 people (liar) and she asks Jeff to swear it's true...Casey says he was with 2 chicks the week before BB LOL ...Jordan says shut up...Jeff says the airplane ride doesn't count either...Jordan says "really?"...Jeff says "nooo", he tsks and says "what do you think I am?"...Jordan says she doesn't know...Casey keeps saying pimp, pimp...Jordan says "who knows, hmm"...Jeff says "what do you mean hmm?" Jordan asks if they've done it on a plane?...topic gets sidetracked...Jordan says her arm is sore...Jordan asks if Casey's wife did her boob exercises a long time?...Casey says he doesn't know, she had them long before they got together, she's ready to get them redone...Jordan says she's getting scared they might not look right if she isn't doing them...Casey says to do what the man said...Jordan says it will look weird her doing them...Jeff says not if it's her hands doing them ;) Jordan needs a new razor...Casey says to shave your boobs?...they laugh...Jordan says no, for her legs, armpits and her chacha...Casey says nipple hair is a turnoff...Jeff says ewww, I would fu**ing leave, I swear I'd get out of there...Jordan laughs...Casey tells a story about a chick he was banging, yadda yadda yadda, she had big boobs but prickly hairs on her nipples 😐 Jordan giggles...Jeff says "oh God"...Casey says by the 3rd time, he couldn't take it...Jeff says "I'd fu**ing throw up...I don't like hair on me, let alone some chick's nipple"...Jordan laughs...Jeff pretends he's spitting up hair lol...Casey says it's not pubic hair or anything...Jordan says that girls do get that sometimes...Jeff says yeah?...Jordan says yeah...Casey says to pluck them...Jeff says to grow a goatee...Jordan says what do you mean?...Jeff asks what do they do? wax it off? that would kill...Jordan says no, pluck it or shave it, she laughs realizing how silly that sounded...Jeff recalls the Kelly Clarkson waxing shout out in 40 Year Old Virgin, he laughs...Jordan says he always says that. Casey whispers about the others complaining they kept them up until 4am, everybody else can do shit, they do it one time and the others say it was rude of them to stay up, stfu, go wash your fu**ing dishes...Jordan laughs. JeJo 1st time in her bed - Part 2 2:01-2:12am JeJo and Casey are quiet and then Casey starts talking to Jordan how he couldn't begin to name all the girls he's been with, he doesn't even want to see them, some of them are probably not looking too good...they laugh...Jordan asks what makes him think that?...Casey says because sometimes he'd be drunk in the club just trying to get laid...Jordan says NUH UH, he could do that? just like that? just try to get with someone?...Casey says "yes dear, it happens in America all the time"...Jeff laughs and cuddles into Jordan...Jordan asks if it doesn't scare him with all the diseases out there? it could be a problem...Casey says if you're single...Jeff ends with "and ready to mingle"...Casey says exactly. Jordan says no and Jeff does something to Jordan that makes her squeal...Jordan keeps wanting more info out of Casey and Jeff keeps wanting to cuddle closer to Jordan LOL Casey says he was a DJ in a club going through them, he was having relations with lots of young ladies...Jordan hmm's...they start talking about Bernie Mac & how he died, the Kings of Comedy...Casey says he was with a couple of girls from Charlotte...Jordan asks what he did?...Jeff giggles saying what do you think he did?...Jordan says she's just saying, what did he do? just call them?...Casey says Jordan wants to know what his mack was...Jordan does want to know...Jordan covers her and Jeff up...Casey says he'd call them, ask to hang out, have some drinks and then...Jordan says "whoopee? booger?"...Casey says "smashfest"...Jeff says "f**k yeah"...Jeff says "smashfest 2000 & what? 90?"...Casey says "'86 to '04"...Jeff says "f**k". Casey says Jordan has got to realize he was a single man for a long time...Jordan says it's alright, she's proud of him (huh? lol) ...Casey says he doesn't need that, the number is high because he's old and did it for a long time...Casey says he's been monogamous 5 years in September...Jordan says that's so good though...Casey says his wife says that's the way it's supposed to be, what does he want? an award, his wife is a little sassy...Jordan can see that because Casey can be like that too...Casey says she keeps him in line. Jordan feels hot and can tell Jeff is too...Casey asks how old Jordan is? 22?...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Casey says she's only been with one dude? geez maneez, one?...Jordan says she knows, she's picky...Casey says it sounds like it, even during her drug phase?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff laughs...Jordan says "omg, that sounds bad"...Casey says partying like that tends to loosen your inhibitions...Jordan says definitely, she could have done it a lot of times but just said no, she'd keep her pants on...Casey says she's funny...Jordan says she'd wake up the next morning and think thank God because isn't it funny how some guys turn cuter to you when you've been drinking (duh! LOL!) Jeff says that never happens. Casey says that's how the big girls end up at his place, he wasn't always real choosy, it's late night and you're just looking for some looooving...they laugh. Casey tells another story of bringing a girl home and they have a giggle over that...they talk about the movie where the girlfriends come back as ghosts...Jeff takes off his tank top and asks Jordan to scratch his back...she does :) Jordan tries to find out again what Casey says to girls to pick them up...Casey says Jordan is so cute...Jeff says she wants to know everything...Jordan just wants to know his game...Jeff says you say "hey you wanna go out for a pizza and a f**k? what's wrong? you don't like pizza?" LOL Casey says you make small talk and get some flirting in...Jeff says "were you never picked up by a dude before?"...Jordan says "yep, but I don't ever go home with them"...Casey says "don't you ever give them your number?"...Jordan hesitates saying "no, umm...normally it's like..." Casey says that now Jordan is lying...Jeff says she is full of shit...Jordan laughs...Casey says she started stuttering like when Jeff said he was only with 2 women (zing!) Jordan says it depends, if they're random or she talks to them at a bar she never talks to them again unless they're in a group she might, but there are so many weirdos out there...Jordan used to give out the wrong number but now they put the number in and call you right there and then and she hates that...Jeff and Casey say that's standard...Jordan starts talking about a guy she met and was sending her text messages...FISH... Jordan says she felt bad...Casey says she has to let that go...Jeff says "so was that the guy you slept with?"...Jordan says nooo...Jeff says he was just joking...Jordan says the one guy she slept with had a huge penis. Casey says that's why it was so bad...Jordan knows, saying he was big...Casey asks how many she's seen?...Jordan says 2...Casey says like Jeff...Jordan misunderstands and says nooo!...Casey means she's seen 2 and he's slept with 2 Jordan says "oh" LOL Jeff giggles and Jordan knows that's a lie...Casey thinks it's crazy she's only seen 2... JeJo 1st time in her bed - Part 3 2:12-2:24am Personal life chatting continues... Jordan asks if Casey gets jealous real easy? not now but did he?...Casey says sometimes, it depends on how much you can trust your lady, how much you like them, he tries not to get jealous with his wife but he does sometimes, not a lot, he trusts her 99%...Jordan asks why not 100%?...Casey says only a fool trusts 100%...Casey goes on to describe a situation where you could lose trust in someone...Jeff says under his breath "fu**ing whores"... Casey then talks about a buddy of his named "Jeff" and his wife were hard core partiers, things started getting weird and he discovered she was cheating on him...Jordan says "oh God"...Casey says "can you imagine how your heart would drop? I don't want to even think about it"...Jeff says UGHH...Casey says they're in the middle of divorcing, separating all their stuff...Jordan asks if he was heartbroken?...Jeff tsks and says "what do you think?"...Casey says yeah but he's moving on, is getting over it, it's hardens you...Jordan has stopped scratching and Jeff asks if she's done?...Jordan is done :) Jordan says he probably asked himself what he did wrong? what he could have done...Casey says there's always self-doubt with cheating...Jeff says "whores"...Casey says a drug addicted whore...Jordan says Xanaxes will f**k you up if you're drinking alcohol, you black out, don't even remember...Jeff asks how she knows then she only had sex with one guy?...Jordan says whenever she did do that, at that time, she was always with her girlfriends...Jordan starts talking about driving home one night and Jeff tells her to not even start with those stories...Casey finally says goodnight... Jeff takes the opportunity to grab Jordan and make a move, he tries to kiss her but it's hard to tell if his attempt was successful ;) Bonus points for trying though Jeff :) Casey starts babbling about that couple again and ruins the moment LOL Jeff calls the cheating wife a whore again...Jeff and Jordan cuddle, rustle a little and then they all get quiet...talk starts up again when Jeff says that BB is going to wake them up at 9am because they have a show to put on...Jeff reaches over and puts his hand on Jordan. Casey says he's relatively wide awake, does Jeff want to go smoke?...Jeff says no, not until he has a drink, he's been outta control...they start rehashing game talk...Jeff reaches over and cuddles into Jordan's neck...Jordan rubs Jeff's arm/hand...they talk about Jessie...FISH...Casey has gotten up and has turned on the lights, he puts on his shorts to go outside...he turns the light back off and leaves...feeds go off JeJo but Jordan is heard saying her nose is stuffy...Jeff's is too cuz it's chilly in there... Jeff can’t handle snoring 8:39-8:48am Jeff & Jordan slept in the SS room together for the first time but Jeff didn't stay there the whole night.. The HG's get awoken early. Jordan is outside on the couches eating cereal. Jeff joins her and is zoning out. Jordan says her teeth are tingling...no response from Jeff. Jeff says he's tired, Jordan says me too, Jeff says it's because they were up giggling like they were in 4th grade all night. Jordan says me? Jeff says me...fu**ing Casey was cracking me up. Jordan agrees. Jeff smiles and shakes his head, he yawns. Jeff tells Jordan not to do any of those dishes in there, she says she's not, she will just clean what's hers. Jordan says she has never seen Natalie clean one dish, Jeff says not one time ever since he's been in the house. Jordan says the way they treat us, she's not doing it. Jeff says he's not doing it, he'll put those things through the window before he touches one. Jeff zones out again, yawns and then says he doesn't know how Jordan sleeps through that snoring (in the room). Jordan doesn't know, she just does. He shakes his head...he wishes, he doesn't wish, he doesn't care but...Jeff says he threw a mattress on the floor, Lydia said for him to sleep in the bed, she would go in the SS room. Jordan says she heard Jeff get up. Jeff says he was going to whip something at him (Casey). Jordan giggles. Jeff says he gets so fired up when that happens. Jeff says all these thoughts go through my head and it's so loud and crazy. Jeff starts imitating Casey's ridiculous snoring 😂. Jeff thinks "dude, how the f**k are you not awake? Jesus, dude, it sounds like you're having a heart attack" J&J both laugh and Jeff says "oh man, I get so pissed" Jordan says she knows, he jumped up. Jeff says that was after smashing the pillows in his ears. Jeff says "I can't take it, it's over, I'm outta here". They laugh. Jordan says "it's over" LOL Jordan says that she can't believe it never rains here. Jeff says never, it's the best. Jordan says no wonder why they always have fires here, Jeff says exactly why, Jordan says cuz it's dry. Jordan asks why it doesn't rain, Jeff doesn't know, he's thinking it's something to do with the weather patterns, the wind, etc. Jordan says her teeth still hurt. Jeff says she needs to stop bleaching them for a bit. They both say they're sleepy and want to go lay down. Lydia comes out and joins them. JeJo play house & talk game 2:39-2:51pm Jeff is preparing tuna 😉 and Jordan is washing dishes. Jeff goes to the sink to dump out the liquid from the tuna can in the sink ...he whispers something about Lydia...Jordan says not to worry about it...Jeff says he's not. Jeff asks if he can dump this?...Jordan says yeah, hang on and then asks Jeff to get something for her (the bottom of a bowl)...he does... Jordan tells him she made a comment about Ronnie being the only dick sucker in there if front of Kevin and she was like f**k!, she thinks she pissed him off...Jeff says he slips all the time too...Jordan says they're screwed now...Jeff says why?...Jordan says about what Natalie said...Jeff doesn't get it...Jordan explains (hard to understand what she's saying with the water running)...Jeff says she doesn't know...Jordan says she does...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan explains about Natalie again but again very hard to understand and it's all game. Feeds go to control room for a minute, when they return Jordan is still doing dishes and Jeff is putting the tuna in a bowl...Jeff says that he can't wait until Michele goes home...Jordan says now you know you can put her up...Jeff says "I was gonna anyway"...Jeff takes over washing a pan...Jordan comes back and continues...Jeff mumbles something about whoever he wants to put up if he wins...Jeff gets something from the fridge and says "you know what sucks, Kevin said it but we're the ones that are going to pay for it"...Jordan says right...Jeff tells Jordan that he thinks he's out, if he doesn't win, it's him not her (they're getting rid of)...Jordan says it's probably her...Jeff says "how do you figure?". Jeff adds mayo to his tuna...Jordan grabs yet another pot to wash...Jeff huffs and says "why do you do all that shit?"...no response from Jordan...Jeff adds seasonings to his tuna...Jeff gets some celery from the fridge and has a little difficulty closing the shelf, lol...Jordan asks why they are cleaning when the "kings" upstairs are doing nothing...Jeff says "that's why I said just fu**ing leave it"...Jordan says they can do those...Jeff says he hasn't seen Natalie do one dish since they've been there and they can do theirs? he doesn't even know why Jordan fu**ing touches it. Jordan says you know how Casey was saying he had just about had it? he's done with it? that's how she feels right about now...Jeff says "me too man, I was fu**ing crabby this morning"...Jordan says it's just no fun...Jeff says "it sucks! everyone is a fu**ing loser"...Jordan says it's supposed to be fun...Jeff chops his celery and Jordan continues cleaning...Chima walks in and Jordan asks if she was sleeping all day?...Chima says yes...Jordan says she slept until 1:30 herself...Chima says she is going to lay out (for once)...Jeff says hell yeah...Chima leaves to take a shower first...Jeff stirs his tuna...Jordan keeps washing dishes... Jeff walks over closer to Jordan and says "hey, Thursday it's going to be endurance", he says they said to wear gym shoes...Jordan says maybe they will hang...Jeff says or stand...Jordan says she pushed herself to work out yesterday and do squats to prepare for that. Jordan picks up yet another dirty pan full of grease and asks Jeff if it's ok to pour it down the drain...Jeff says you're not supposed to...Jordan asks what she should do with it? put it in the trash?...Jeff says no, he gets a can from the recycling, tells Jordan to pour it in there and he'll put it outside...Jordan pours the grease in there...Jeff says "dude? what is that?"...Jordan says grease ;) ...Jeff takes it outside and huffs loudly as he does...he comes back in and grabs his tuna, pita chips and drink and heads outside while Jordan continues washing... Jeff goes off about Ronnie & Michele LOL 2:58-3:12pm. Jeff, Kevin & Lydia have been sitting outside chatting, Jordan joins them and Lydia gets up and leaves in a huff about something. Jordan sits down and says she wishes Ronnie was going home this week not Casey, Casey is so funny and he wasn't even after them...Kevin says it's because when you're vocal you get put up and Casey was too vocal. Jordan tells Kevin that Lydia told her that Michele "told on him" (?)...Kevin says Lydia hasn't told him the full story but supposedly...Jordan asks if he thinks they'll make him a target now?...Kevin thinks so...Jeff says everyone thinks that but he is going up for sure...Jordan says no, it's her & Jeff, he doesn't have anything to worry about, they're not going to vote Kevin out. Jordan says that Natalie came up to her last night and said Jordan was being quiet, she told her she was sick of being a pawn and it just sucks, Natalie said she can't say anything because she doesn't now what it feels like to be on the block, Jordan told her that she already knows if she doesn't win HOH she's going to be up again, Jordan says Natalie will probably make it to final 5 and never be on the block...Jeff says "or wash a dish" ;) Kevin says "yeah but if one of you guys win she's kind of right because you guys will put up Ronnie cuz you guys are so livid about Ronnie, that's why they kept him because he's a bigger target than them"...Jeff says "why is that what she said?"...Kevin says no...Jeff says "is that why they kept him?"...Kevin says no but he's assuming...feeds go to control room...when they return Jordan is looking towards the pool area where Michele & Ronnie are and says that you know that Ronnie is going to go back and say that they (J/J/K) have something going on...Kevin says "guaranteed"...Jeff says "who gives a f**k". Jordan says you know that they like Kevin more than them, it's so funny that whenever something happens around them, it's automatically her & Jeff's fault...Kevin says that's not true...Jordan says they take the blame for it. Jeff says "honestly for $500,000 I wouldn't listen for 10 weeks to that fu**ing kid's nonsense stories and laughing, that kid was like on batteries yesterday , I wanted to be like honestly...shut up"...Jordan says "and it's so obvious when he schemes"...Jeff says "I know"...Jordan says to look at him, you can see him in the mirror, there's mirrors everywhere. Jeff says "Michele is a sellout dude, she's crazy anyway, who cares...I'd rather not listen to her hm, mm, ee, oo, her be-bop" Kevin giggles and says be-bop, she does sound like that "de do ooo oo"...Jeff says "she's like R2-D2 dude"...Kevin laughs...(this next part cannot be described well enough, Jeff's imitation is hysterical)...Jeff says how about when she's sleeping and she wakes up (imitates Michele's funny noises)...Kevin & Jordan laugh...Jeff says "I'm like dude, R2" Jeff laughs, Kevin laughs. Jeff says if one of them wins HOH they're all gravy...Kevin knows...Jeff says the only way he's going up is if one of the brains gets it...Jordan says same here, whatever they're doing for the comp, she's staying up there until she cries or passes out...Jeff says he'll do the same, they might have to go to a doctor. They talk about what the comp might possibly be, they think it might be a standing one, Jeff thinks it will be fair because BB usually levels the playing field. Jordan says she will hang on for dear freaking life...Jeff says well, it's your life in this house...Jordan says she will pass out before she lets go...Casey comes out and joins them...Jeff says he played the saxophone when he was little because he wanted to go to Great America, you had to play for a year, he made the band for a couple of weeks and then they kicked him out because he didn't know any songs. Kevin leaves to go talk to Lydia and J&J continue to chat with Casey, Jordan seems to have something on her mind, Casey asks her what's wrong? Jeff says she's crabby & paranoid, something he admitted he was a couple of minutes before...Jordan says her teeth hurt from the bleaching...Jeff complains again about Ronnie and how he wouldn't shut up yesterday...Jordan then asks Jeff if he wants to talk on the hammock, he does but first he goes inside to wash his dishes. JJ hammock hotties 3:26-3:30pm Jordan is sitting with Lydia on the lounger in the BY. Jeff walks by, stops near them and applies sunscreen in the mirror behind them. Jordan feels ewww. She is not happy that Michele said some things earlier to Natalie to stir up trouble for her. Jordan gets up telling Lydia she's going to lay on the hammock. Jordan touches Jeff as she walks by and Jeff asks if she's going on the hammock, Jordan says yeah and lays down on it. Jordan sits up when she hears Jeff coming, he sits down next to her and finishes spreading sunscreen on his legs. Jeff leans back and says "what's up? you're so sad"...Jordan says she wants to say something to Natalie because Lydia could easily throw them under the bus...Jeff says he knows...Jordan says Kevin is up there now...Jeff says really?...they whisper inaudibly and then Jeff says "here, lay down with me for a sec"...they lay down, Jordan wants her face to stay hidden… They talk...Jordan says she has to be careful not to make enemies because they could easily vote her out over Casey...Jeff says oh, in the meantime?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says to be nice and just keep doing what she's doing...Jordan says this could break her, she also wants to talk to Chima and ask if her somebody said something, she should go in there now to cover her ass...Jeff says she's in the bathroom, she can approach her non-chalantly...Jordan says she doesn't trust Russell, she asks for her drink and gets up to go talk to Chima... Jordan sees rainbows 4:09-4:19pm Jeff & Jordan talk game outside by the pool. Jordan asks Jeff if he thinks Lydia is lying? Jeff says no, he thinks Lydia is doing what Jessie wants her to do...Jeff says what do you mean? why would Jessie want Natalie out?...Jeff says that Lydia wants Natalie out and she can't say that she does so she has to say that him and Jordan do which will upset Jessie. Jordan says that Chima and Natalie told her she's safe, even if she goes up, she's safe...Jeff says they'll put him up...Jordan says Natalie can't put him up...Jeff says Chima can...Jordan says he or her can win veto...Jeff says thanks...Jordan says they way they're talking they want Kevin out before Jeff, you never know. Jeff says he doesn't trust Lydia...Jordan says "so they're using us?"...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says she tried to blame it on Michele...Jeff says "oh you did? good"...Jeff says he would think people would want her out...Jordan says she told them she thinks it's Michele because she plays both sides, Jordan says she can't lie, she is terrible at lying cuz she never lies so she didn't tell them much...Jeff says it's alright, you kept your mouth shut. Jordan says she has a good feeling that she thinks she will win HOH...Jeff says me too...Jordan says she thinks she will win it...Jeff says he loves that attitude...Jordan says she feels positive because she saw rainbows on her legs when she was taking a shower and see takes it as sign from God. 🌈 Jeff says whatever, sometimes it takes weird forms like that but he's glad she is thinking positive. Jeff says if you think you can't you can't...Jordan says she feels positive about this one...Jeff says good, he's happy to hear that...Jordan says she just wanted to clarify the story...Jeff says it's good what she did because Lydia and Natalie will be mad at each other...Jordan says she told them the only alliance she has is with Jeff, they put up all their friends. Jordan asks is it better to eat before you work out? Jeff says yeah, eating some protein or pasta is good...they go back to talking more game rehashing the same conversations...Jordan says she thinks she will be used as a pawn again...Jeff says that's why they have to win cuz if they don't, he's gone...Jordan says that it's working out them being nice to them, she's not even a target at all now, that could help them...Jeff says it could help her not him...Jordan says if Jeff gets put up, she'll have to play for the veto, Kevin and Lydia said they wouldn't put up Jeff, she would use the veto to save him, they would just have to do that each week. Jordan doesn't want Lydia thinking she said anything...Jeff tells her what to say to her...they talk about Russell a little and then Jordan says this sucks...Jeff says no, it doesn't, it all depends who wins...Jordan says "I think I'm gonna win"...Jeff says "I fu**ing love that, I think I'm gonna win so that's awesome"...Jordan says she feels it, she's going to hold on to that thing til she almost passes out...Jeff says good...Jordan says she will until her knees are shaking...Jeff says good, he hopes he's right next to her...Jordan says "pep talk"...Jeff says "I'm gonna pep talk you all night" :) Michele comes out and starts walking towards them (GAH that girl had a serious issue with just leaving J&J alone ) and Jordan quiets down...Jeff says "you're gonna do good"...Michele starts making conversation, Jeff gets up and starts making himself busy leaving Jordan to deal with Michele LOL Jordan & the girls chat about Jeff - Part 1 4:45-5pm BY talk about Jordan possibly dating Jeff outside the house...Jordan plays coy as usual and doesn't think it will happen (some of this was shown on the CBS show) Jordan, Natalie and Michele are in the BY chatting...Jeff is in the pool and adds his two cents here and there...Chima joins them...they wonder what the next endurance comp might be, maybe a treadmill...in the mean time Jeff has gotten out of the pool, he asks Jordan for the towel that is on her chair, she gives it to him...Jeff goes to the hammock to dry off and catch some sun....Natalie, looking at Jeff, says that if it's a running comp, it'll be all Jeff...Jeff doesn't respond, he's busy drying off...LOL! Jordan calls out "Jeff!? did you hear her?"...Jeff says what? he did hear and repeats what Natalie said...Jeff says he doesn't know about that, the problem with him is he doesn't like running, he gets bored...Natalie agrees...Michele tries to be all funny and flirty saying that she was bored and then Jeff got in the hammock and she got renewed strength, it was awesome ...it falls flat, Natalie harumphs and Chima says "oh, ok"...Jeff says he needs music or at the gym he looks at pictures in celebrity gossip magazines, he always knows who is together and he's all like "ooh", he can't read but he looks at pictures...Michele says she likes watching TV on the treadmill...they all talk about being in sequester and what they did there, the pool, the gym, room service, the schedule, etc...BB calls them out for talking about production. Jeff says he was waiting for that...Chima loves the hat she's wearing...Natalie talks about the tank top she's wearing...Chima notices it's ripping, she's going to have to get a sewing kit...they talk about where Chima got her clothes but a plane flies overhead and it's hard to hear...Jordan says she bought a bunch of tank tops at Old Navy for $8 in all different colors...Chima says the tank tops she bought tend to rip, does BB give them a sewing kit? she thinks it's on the list, she's good at sewing stuff. Chima asks if they took Home Economics? or have they stopped teaching that?...Jordan says in middle school she did, not in high school...Natalie says she wishes it was in high school, she didn't take it...Chima says she learned so much, how to sew, how to cook...Jeff is told by BB to put on his mic, he gets up to do so...Michele says she learned nothing in those classes, the teaching was awful...Chima says they made sweatshirts and dresses... Jeff says he made sweatshirts too in middle school, thank God because he knows how to sew now...Chima says yeah, yeah, that's what she's saying...Jordan says they took a field trip to a fabric store and they made dresses...Jeff asks Chima if they made pillows and stuff?...Chima says yeah pillowcases, she liked it...Jeff says it was better than school...Chima says it was the best class ever...Jeff says his favorite was Foods, he loved it...Natalie says that's why he knows how to cook...Jeff says no, he just learned cuz he learned but he likes it... Chima says that Jeff is going to make a woman very happy one day 🛎️🛎️🛎️ ..Jeff says "we'll see"...Chima says "no, seriously, he can cook, he's cute"...Natalie says she knows, he can cook with his shirt off, even better...they laugh...Jeff walks towards the house and says "hell yeah, good vibes, now I'm going inside and everyone's gonna talk shit"...they giggle and Chima says no...Jeff says he's kidding, he'll be right back, so they can bite their tongues...he goes inside. Natalie immediately says "you wouldn't date him Jordan?"...Chima says she was just going to say that...Jordan shyly says "oh my God guys" ☺️...Chima says "Jordan what the hell is wrong with you?" (Agreed!)...Natalie says what is she waiting for? she needs to grab him and keep him...Chima says he's a catch, he can cook, he's cute, he's older...Natalie repeats that she needs to grab him and keep him... Jordan says "yeah but you don't know what else is out there" Chima says "who cares, I do, there's nothing out there"...Natalie says they're not saying for her to marry Jeff tomorrow...Chima says to trust her when she tells her there's nothing out there...Jordan says "yeah he's nice" (what a glowing compliment 🤨) ...Chima says that Jordan always says that...Jordan says she doesn't know, it's weird...Chima says that Jeff totally likes her though ...Jordan says when they get out of there though...Chima says that's true, whatever happens, everything is compressed and they're with each other every day or whatever, she doesn't know how he acts outside of the house... Natalie says the wisest thing she said all summer "but you could get so close in here that when you get out you guys will make it a point to be together you know" 😊 Chima says to give it a chance, maybe move to Chicago...Jordan immediately says "uh uh!"...Natalie asks if she wouldn't move to Chicago?...Jordan scrunches up her face and nods no...Michele says it's cool...Chima says it's a great city though, at least visit Jeff in the summer...Natalie says Jordan might like it...Chima says to not go in the winter cuz she'll hate it, not between January and March but December is beautiful with Christmas decorations...Jordan says she's always wanted to go to NY for Christmas... Chima repeats that Jordan should give Jeff a chance...Jordan mumbles "I don't know, he's funny, that's why I get along with him so good" :) ...Chima says from the outside looking in, they seem to get along really well...Jordan says that she likes when Jeff gets mad threatening her with stuff, him cursing and when he was talking about the penguins...they laugh about that and how funny it was. Chima says that when Jeff gets back she's going to ask him what's going to happen with him and Jordan, no?...Natalie says Jeff won't respond, Michele agrees...Chima says she won't go there then...Chima says maybe Jeff has cute friends (haha it's the reverse of the meeting girls in Charlotte for Jeff, maybe Jordan can meet Jeff's friends in Chicago ) Jordan says she asked Jeff about that...Chima and Natalie are sure he does have hot friends...Chima says Chicago is great for hot men, a great place to meet men. Jordan says that when she first saw Jeff she wasn't all "mmmm" about him...Chima says that's a good thing for women, getting to know a guy, because guys that do that for you are never a good catch but the ones you need to warm up to are a catch...Natalie says that when she saw all the guys, she definitely thought that Jeff was the cutest and told BB that...Chima says she said the same thing...Jordan inexpicably says "really??" (are you kidding me Jordan? who else was there!!) Chima says Jeff is handsome but has a side to him that makes you feel he would be a good father, etc (DING DING!)..Natalie says he dresses good...Jordan says she's sorry but he has that ugly green western shirt that she told him not to wear, he wanted to wear it...Chima and Natalie don't know that shirt...Michele says it's always good for your guy have one really ugly shirt to wear... Jordan gets really mean now UGH saying that Jeff says "crunk"...Chima says Jordan hates when Jeff says "summer jam", what's the other word she hates?...Jordan says "delicious", she hates how he says it, ewww...Jordan goes over the words he says she hates, crunk, summer jam, delicious...she can't stand the way he says tuna 😕 ...Jordan says that Jeff will say she is "throwing stones", she hates that too...Natalie says it's because he's from Chicago...Jordan repeats "stones! and I'm just like omg"...Jordan says she told Jeff after this that she wants to go up there to see a football game, the Bears :) JeJo & the girls talk about Jeff - Part 2 5-5:06pm Talk about Jeff continues... Chima says ah see, if she sees them hand in hand in Chicago she'll yell "OMG!!", she'll call Natalie telling her she saw them walking down Michigan Ave....Chima says they'll have gorgeous kids (🛎️🛎️🛎️!!!) Jordan then says that she was talking to a couple of people before she came out there, she wonders if they're watching the show, she doesn't know what they're showing about her and Jeff?...Natalie says it was nothing serious though?...Jordan says no it wasn't serious but it could have been...Natalie says for sure they are showing her and Jeff...Chima says it's good because they will want her even more...Jordan says that's why she tries not to (get too lovey dovey with Jeff haha), she slept with Jeff in the room with him but she slept with "the foot" LIAR! LOL Jordan says she doesn't want people to think they are doing stuff...Natalie calls her out asking her if even in the double bed they slept like that?...Jordan almost fibs saying mmm, hmm but then says no, they slept "normal" last night but when she's in the twin bed she'll sleep at the foot of the bed...(because that makes it all better! lol)...Chima says if they were doing stuff BB would know it and show it, so everyone is going to know they're on the up and up...Jordan says Casey was in the room with them too so maybe that will help LOL Natalie says they can get a room all to themselves...Jordan says "nooo, no"...Natalie says Jessie would let them borrow his room...Jordan says "ah, no, no booger"...Chima says Jordan is a good girl anyway...Jordan says Chima is too...Chima says she is too but she needs sex soon...Jordan says there's Russell...Chima says that she doesn't want to have sex with him, she's just a cocktease, it's just fun to be around a man especially one with muscles...Jordan mmm, hmm's and says she likes a little bit of fat on them, you've got to squeeze something, she doesn't like rock hard solid, she likes something to squeeze...Chima says she likes rock hard, guys with big arms, muscular arms and the V that guys have are her favorite parts...Jordan mmm, hmm's and says she likes the back of their neck, shoulder area... Natalie asks what is the favorite part of their bodies? they answer the neck and Jordan says she has a tickle spot on her neck...Jordan asks if Jeff's hair would look weird if they colored his hair to get the grey out?...Chima says "weird how? like dark dark brown?"...Jordan says not dark brown but do they think it would look weird?...Chima doesn't think so...Jordan says that some guys look weird with their hair colored, Jeff's going to be all grey...Chima says at least Jeff will have all his hair instead of being bald, better to be grey with a full head of hair. Natalie says Jeff won't let anybody color it though...Jordan says she knows, maybe he'll let her color it...Chima asks if Jordan doesn't like the grey hair?...Jordan says "it's ok"...Chima and Michele say it's hot...Jordan says her mom thinks grey hair is sexy...Chima says when Jordan gets a letter from her mom it will say she can't wait to meet the grey haired fox. Chima says that would be so funny, she hopes she's there for that ...Jordan says her mom loves Richard Gere...Natalie says you're not allowed to single out people in the house in the letter whether good or bad...Chima says maybe her mom can infer something like "the Richard Gere you're dating is hot"😂 ..Jordan says she wants to talk to her brother, he makes her laugh, he's so funny...they continue chatting about random things other than Jeff :) Cute little workout outfit 6:32pm It's workout day/night in the BB house...Jeff is seen walking by the pool table on Cam 3/4...Jordan is seen walking outside on Cam 4/3...Off camera Jeff is heard telling Jordan "cute little workout outfit"... :) Jordan says something inaudible to Jeff and he says "it looks cute though"... Run by & smile 6:37pm Jordan is walking laps in the backyard and Jeff is running. At one point, Jeff comes running up behind Jordan. He brushes her shoulder, she tries to pat his butt, and they give each other the cutest smiles. Smile & thumbs up 7:02pm Jeff has finished working out, he gets his clothes, walks through the kitchen to go take a shower and gives Jordan, who is outside working out with Kevin, a huge smile and thumbs up of encouragement 👍 Jordan looks all cute when she works out 8:48-8:51pm Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who are outside talking on the couches, Jordan has finished working out...Jordan is saying she knows Lydia is pissed off at her...Jeff says "really?"...Jordan thinks so...Jordan says that Casey told her he wished she was a bitch so it would make it easier for him to talk shit about her to other people so he could get votes...Jordan thinks Ronnie will vote for her to stay because he doesn't like Casey, she can't get others against her, she really thinks Natalie likes her... Jeff asks why Lydia is mad at her?...Jordan thinks because she was talking to Natalie...Jeff says no...Jordan says she can tell...Jordan goes on to say that Kevin and Lydia are starting to feel ignored like they were in the beginning...Jeff says "oh and what? they don't like it?"...Jordan says they don't...Jeff says "no shit"... Jordan says she was talking to Michele, she apologized to her, even though, he knows...Jeff says "talking about your boobs?"...Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff giggles...Jordan says "definitely"... Jeff clears his throat and takes this opportunity to say "you look all cute when you work out"...Jordan says "no I don't, you're crazy"...Jeff nods his head and says "why would I say it?"...Jordan says "I do not look cute when I'm working out"...Jeff says "I like it" 🥰 Jeff asks Kevin if Jordan looks cute when she's working out?...Kevin doesn't answer...they laugh...they start talking about not trusting Michele... An iPod for Jordan/sex music/Jordan knows some summer jams 9:54-10:17pm This is one of my favorite flashbacks of the season Jordan, Jeff, Russell & Banana Man are sitting outside on the couches. Jordan gets up and Jeff says "where you going?" Jordan says she's going to go on the elliptical, Jeff says she's overdoing it because of Thursday (needs to save energy for the HOH comp), Jeff tells her to go on there for 5 minutes if she wants to loosen up but he wouldn't do any more than that. She gets on and the camera follows her, she says omg. Russell jokes around that a crazy fan is following her, getting her email right now. Jordan says she had to get an email address for the show. LMAO Jeff says it's jgucci@yahoo.com! Jeff says "you didn't have an email address?" Jordan says she didn't, she had to get one for the show, she doesn't have the internet. Jordan says she had to use her friends laptop with a thingy you stick in the side (verizon wireless) 😄 Feeds cut out...return with Casey poking fun at someone saying "what's this new thing...facebook or something?" Jordan says she doesn't have facebook or myspace, none of that. Jordan says she doesn't have an iPod, she still listens to a CD player, the old school way like the one in the HOH...everything is old school. Jeff says he likes it :) Russell says that's awesome. Jordan says she doesn't have to have stuff like that. Jeff says "my point exactly". Casey says "good human being right there" Jeff says "a keeper" Jordan says she's sure if she had it, she would like it. Jeff says of course, if he had a million dollars...Jordan says she's never been into all that stuff. Casey says Jeff will get you an iPod for Christmas. Jordan says "yeah, I mean, I would like that if I'd travel but I don't ever travel" (that would sure change) ...Jeff and Casey in girly voices both say that she would say yeah, Jeff you can get me an iPod. Jeff says "I'll get you an iPod Jordan when we get outta here...I'll fill it up with summer jams" Jordan smiles big and Jeff laughs. Casey says that Jeff has 6 iPods and will just give her one of his. Russell says Jeff will fill it up with booty music and he starts singing ♪ sweet lady will you be mine ♪.... Feeds cut out and return with Casey saying sex music, sex music (?)...Jordan says she likes Sadé...feeds cut out and return with them talking about Peaches & Cream...Jordan says if they know that Silk song "Freak Me", that lick you up and down one...Russell knows it and starts singing it...Jordan says yeah...feeds cut out and return with Jeff singing ♪ I wanna play with your body ♪ (Jeff would sing this song later, the night J&J made out) https://youtu.be/Ry6XUsow4Vg Feeds cut out and return with Jordan saying she loves Genuwine. Jeff says they're throwing out old jams. Jordan says if they remember TLC's Red Light Special...Jeff says he wants to hear some jams so bad...Jordan says when they're talking about going down, Russell says omg!, Jordan says it's really good...Casey says "no diving" Jeff laughs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP2t9LBeAwo Jeff tells Jordan hey, don't do that too long and then go in the hottub? Jordan says probably...Jeff says to do it to relax her muscles, she has to be ok for Thursday, you're always sorest the 2nd day...so relax, for real...Casey leaves...Jeff says something about jams...Russell says Jordan knows some good songs...Jordan says "y'all remember LSG My Body? they start singing ♪ my body ♪ https://youtu.be/l5YCCiPNyi0 Feeds cut out and return with Jordan saying something about it coming out in 8th grade, she knows he knows it. Jordan says Keith Sweat sang in it too. Jeff says that was the one I just sang. Jordan says there were really good songs back in the day, Russell says they don't make them like that anymore, now it's like Ne-Yo and he sucks. Jeff says Akon has some good ones. Russell says he doesn't make 'love' music though...Jeff says no, he was just talking about singers in general. Russell is talking about sex music. Jordan says she likes Sadé...Jeff says Keith Sweat is the man. Jordan asks if they've heard of her...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says go buy it, her song No Ordinary Love, you'll love it, it's probably the best song to have sex with and it's 7 minutes long... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WcWHZc8s2I Jeff says you should get one of those CD's that come on at 3 in the morning...Jordan says yeah, Slo Motion...Jeff cracks up! and says "that's hilarious" Jordan says she has that CD.Jeff cracks up again and says that's funny. Jordan says it has that Tyrese song on it., all of them, R. Kelly Bump & Grind https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAXxkNaRkp8 Feeds cut out and return with Jeff saying if you had a song and a vacation with it and you had a great time with the song then like you love that song...he had a great time with Remix Ignition one time... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6y_4_b6RS8 They talk about songs & memories...Jeff says he liked P.I.M.P remix with the steel drums... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDApZhXTpH8 (Reggae mix for Jeff ;) ) Jordan didn"t like that song either (big surprise! lol)...Jordan likes 50 Cent L'il Bit. They talk about 50 cent... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GllEDACUbNo Jeff says he never thought he'd miss music this much or sing this much. Casey knew he would besides his family. Jeff says he doesn't miss TV at all, he misses movies. Jordan doesn't watch that much TV. Jordan asks if they like the Eagles, Russell says no, Jeff says yeah. Jeff says he loves 80's music, Jordan agrees, Jeff loves everything but country. Russell agrees. Jeff it's so depressing. Casey says that Ice-T said hip-hop and country are similar. Jordan says when y'all get home download Tim McGraw Suspicions, it's the best... https://youtu.be/vR3Gg7hTnhw Casey says his wife likes Tim, Jordan says he is sexay (Scottish voice, lol) but Faith Hill is hot too. Jeff says hell yeah. Kevin comes out and Casey starts rapping. Jeff says there's a station in Chicago where they do a birthday shout out, he loves it...Casey talks about a Tampa Bay radio station where he has connections...they talk about 2 people being gone already...they say Laura is watching them...they say they wouldn't watch, maybe the Thursday show, definitely not the feeds. Jeff says he thinks everyone is waaay overthinking what is going to happen when they get out of there... :) Jeff wants Bob Marley...more chatter...feeds cut out...Russell says he doesn't know how they stay up so late. Casey says Jeff gets the giggles at night...Jeff says Jordan gives him the giggles. Jeff says the others are all scheming and they're all giggling. Jordan at this point is off the treadmill and getting into the hottub. She makes sure to tell them she's in her bathing suit bottoms. She gets in and then yells out (so Jeff knows) that she is not in her underwear but her bathing suit. Jeff smiles... Russell says the camera shifted to Jordan...Jeff says well what the f**k are they looking at us for...dude in a banana suit? or a chick in a hottub? Casey says are you throwing stones? Jeff say ok, fine, a dork in a tank top? or a chick in a hottub? LOL Jeff then goes on a funny mini rant about how Ronnie didn't stfu for 24 hours, stfu it's 4am, take your batteries out and go to sleep. Casey then goes on a funny mini rant about Jessie. Things then get quiet, Michele comes out and Russell goes to bed... Like Jeff’s Ma 10:27pm Jeff is hitting the nerf balls with the golf club, he hits them towards Jordan and Michele who are soaking their feet in the hot tub...Jordan protests a little, she holds one ball and scoops another out of the hot tub...Jeff goes over to where Jordan is to retrieve the 3 balls, one near Jordan and the other 2 she's holding onto...Jeff asks for them...Jordan looks up at Jeff and tells him to not hit them over there...Jeff says "I won't!...you're like my Ma" :) Sniffing Jordan 10:29pm Jordan has been in the hottub, she gets up to go inside and shower...she walks towards Jeff who is playing golf, comes up behind him, squeezes his butt and says boo! Jeff turns around, smiles and goes in for the neck... Jeff says ewww (jokingly), she says she's going to go shower...Jeff playfully pushes her away and Jordan says "why'd you go sniff me?" Jeff says he wanted to smell her LOL Jeff says I’ll take you over a thousand people 11:14-11:17pm Jeff & Jordan in the kitchen. Jordan is eating pizza and Jeff is cleaning up. Jordan tells Jeff that Ronnie said he doesn't understand why Jordan, Jeff & Casey are so mad at him because the only person he lied to was Jordan and he did it because Jordan is stupid. Jordan says "whatever". Jeff sarcastically says "hmm, that's nice of him to say"...Jordan says "man I'm not the brightest at times but whatever"...Jeff says "Jordan you're fine, don't worry about you...I'd give...believe me, you're fine...I'd take you, fu**in, over a thousand people any day" 💙 Jordan says "awww, how sweet...I just worked out and just ate this pizza"...Jeff says "that's who you are, eat what you want"...Jordan says "I know but I'm trying to lose weight here"...Jeff says "well that's why you work out too, so you can eat what you want"...Jordan says it's going to stay the same...Jeff agrees… You’re the best Jordan 11:49pm Preamble to this very sweet moment between Jeff & Jordan ♥...Russell & Casey had been listening in on Lydia, Kevin & Ronnie in the SS room. Ronnie called Jordan dumb/stupid. Russell then told Jordan in the SS room, that Ronnie called her stupid and Jordan was upset. Jeff got angry. Jeff then told Jordan in the kitchen that he would take her over a thousand people. Later on that hour, Kevin, Lydia, Casey, Jeff & Jordan are sitting on the couches in the BY...It's very hard to hear what Jeff tells Jordan because Casey is talking quite loudly telling Lydia that he can be aggressive but he has made a concious effort to not be... Jeff looks at Jordan and says "you're the best Jordan"...Jordan says "am I?"...Jeff says "yeah you are"...they both say something inaudible...Jordan says "really?"...Jeff says "don't let people tell you different"...Jordan says "thanks". A pause and then they look at each other...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "I'm sleepy"...Jeff says "go sleep"...another pause and then they whisper about what they should make for breakfast tomorrow...Jeff then leans in and gives Jordan a neck kiss before getting up and leaving. So cute! 🥰
- Day 14 of BB11 Feeds
July 23 Brief chat in the GR 12:11-12:15am Jordan meets Jeff in the GR, she is stressing about tomorrow and possibly going home. Jordan says "should I be out there practicing?"...Jeff asks if she wants to practice a little bit?...Jordan says she is bad at it...Jeff says that's what practice is, at least she will practice a little bit to get her distance down, it's all a rhythm thing, she can win this. Jordan says she doesn't know, she feels people are going to change their minds. Jeff says they can go out and practice with the rest of them. Jordan says she is sleepy tonight. Jeff says that's good, get some good rest and celebrate. Jordan hopes tomorrow goes by fast...Jeff said it should but maybe not for her...Jordan props herself up a bit and asks Jeff is he thinks she has the votes...Jeff strokes her hair and says yes...Jordan says "positive?"...Jeff says "yes, I think you got them"...Jordan asks if Jeff talked to Jessie?...Jeff says yes...Jordan rubs Jeff's arm and says she talked to Jessie and told him she was sorry about how things have been, placing blame on Ronnie and she was taking this opportunity to talk to him to clear the air, etc. Jeff asks if he talked back? Jordan says well, he gave her a hug...Jeff says he wanted to feel her boobs...Jordan says whatever...Jeff says he's just joking...Jordan gets called to exchange her batteries, she tells Jeff that Lydia was asking her why Laura wasn't campaigning and Jordan told her that Laura's homesick...Jordan giggles and she leaves with Jeff telling her to come outside later to make it look like at least she is trying...(she never ended up trying...) Cute punches 1:17-1:18am Jeff is laying down in his bed in the RR, Russell comes in and they talk about how Jeff's back is hurting him a little. Jordan comes in and sits on Jeff's bed, she asks Russell if he's going to bed? Russell says no, he had too much sugar, he leaves the RR. Jordan she starts punching his leg to get Jeff's attention and she starts laughing. Jeff smiles but doesn't respond so Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "nothin"...Jordan says "why you serious?"...Jordan keeps squeezing and punching Jeff's legs...Jordan says "you know when something is so cute and you just bite your teeth, if you grin 'em, you know like when you see a dog and you're petting them and you're just like oh God" (meanwhile rubbing Jeff's leg) Jeff nods and says yeah...Jordan gives Jeff a few more punches for good measure and then asks if she punches hard?...Jeff holds up his hand for Jordan to punch and the feeds switch... Jordan story telling time 1:25-1:43am The HG's sit around the RR talking, shooting the breeze. Jeff & Jordan are in Jeff's bed. Feeds return to Jeff signalling for Jordan to rub his hair. She slightly rolls her eyes but does it anyway... She stops and then Jeff looks back at her again to let her know to continue...she does...they talk about Ronnie and how he's holed up in the HOH room...Jordan says she wishes she could go up there to poop on his pillow...Michele bursts out laughing...Russell says she must have some good poops with the slop...the others don't want to hear more, TMI...Jeff says to not encourage her (but it’s too late LOL) Jordan starts her story telling, first about how when she was little she ate so much food...she gets distracted and veers off to another story about how she pooed in the ocean before, she couldn't hold it to go in the hotel so she went right there...the others start giggling...Jeff says "I told you, don't encourage her...Jordan!"...Laura tells a story about being on a houseboat and every time they would see someone swimming out faraway, they would know they're pooping...they talk about houseboats...Jordan says "sometimes you just gotta go"...Jeff says "who are you, Forrest Gump?" Jordan then tells the story of her and her friend going into the ocean to poop, she encouraged her friend to go so she held her bottoms for her but the poop floated to the top near them and they were freaking out...appropriately feeds go to FISH...Jordan then starts telling her sand spurs story for the first time...funny stuff, it never gets old... What was Jeff doing with his foot? 2:07-2:29am The HG's are getting ready for bed...Jeff & Jordan are laying down in Jeff's bed in the RR...Chima comes in the room...J&J are laughing...Jordan says to ask Chima because she sleeps in there...Chima asks what happened?...Jordan says that the other night when Jeff was shaking his leg they all thought Jeff was masturbating...Chima says she wasn't there but Kevin told her all about it...Jordan cracks up laughing...Jeff says "that's hilarious". Chima asks Jeff "he didn't tell you?"...Jeff says Jordan just told him now and he said omg, when he sleeps he always rocks himself to sleep...Casey says he's covering his tracks...Jeff says no, they all know he does that...Jordan says if a girl was in there masturbating she'd be ewwww, she'd feel weird...Jeff says he'd be jealous...Chima says girls are quieter...Casey says they don't have to give it the force they do...they all laugh... Chima says they are more suddle...Jeff says if a girl was doing that he'd have to take a shower...Casey says they must know people have done that here before...Jeff says the internet woud catch that...Jeff says you have to forget about your boy while in there, shut it right down. Jeff gets up while Kevin walks in and Jeff says "there he is"...Jordan & Chima laugh...Kevin asks if they're sleeping together tonight?...Casey says not after this conversation...Kevin asks if they're cuddling up...Jeff asks if Kevin minds him rocking himself to sleep?...more laughs...Jeff says "he'd be rocking and rolling something else"...more laughs...Chima says Jordan told Jeff...Jordan tells Kevin that she told Jeff the story...Kevin says he told Lydia "I think I caught Jeff jacking off"...Jeff says "omg dude!"...Casey says Lydia told Natalie, Natalie told Jessie who told Ronnie and Ronnie told everyone...Jeff says Ronnie said that in a DR session...Casey says he already tweeted that shit LOL Kevin says when Jeff was talking about how he rocks his foot he was like "oooohhhhh" (he realized his mistake)...Kevin says Jeff was being pretty aggressive...they laugh...Jeff says he hopes they (BB) play both sides or none of them otherwise he's going to look like a big pervert. Jordan leans back and Jeff grabs her bent leg and bites it. 😊 Jordan whines a little and rubs Jeff's head while Jeff holds onto Jordan's leg...cute. 🥰 They get playful with each other and Kevin asks if tonight is the night? Jordan says "nooooo" and the others laugh...Jeff starts scratching his arm...Jordan thinks Jeff has chiggers in his bed because he has all these bumps...Jeff says he was outside...Kevin jokingly says "who you calling a chigger?" LOL They talk about bugs for a bit and then talk turns to the masturbating story again...Jordan says she loves the story...Jeff says he just found out right now...Jordan says Jeff was shaking his leg and it made her think about it...Jeff says he does it every night...Jordan says when she heard it she thought she hoped he wasn't doing that, it's disgusting...Kevin says why? it's natural...Jordan says no, not with a bunch of people in the room, if she was in a room with 5 people and had her finger in her crotch that wouldn't be...Jeff cracks up!...Jordan says that would be awkward...Kevin talks about a girl at he used to work with that he thought he caught masturbating but he wasn't sure...they talk about if it was possible with what she was doing...Chima says maybe she had crabs...Jeff says maybe her junk was all rotten. Jordan asks Chima how many orgasms has she faked? Chima says oh, all the time...Jordan is surprised at this saying wow...Chima says some men don't know what they're doing...Jordan says she hates cocky guys who think they can get a girl off anytime and she's like uhhh, no...Natalie tells them what time it is...chatter about beds...lights get turned on and off. More chatter about beds...Kevin says Jessie has a crush on Natalie FYI...Jeff starts giggling about how Kevin said this...Jeff bonks Jordan and says sorry, she feigns hurt and Jeff says "oh stop", she giggles and they touch hands, Jordan rubs Jeff's fingers...they talk about tomorrow being up in Ronnie's HOH, they're going to listen to Legally Blonde the Musical...Jordan says she strongly dislikes him and wonders what he's been doing up there the whole time...Jeff says he's been jerking off...they talk about Ronnie. Chima says the camera is positioned on Jeff & Jordan...Kevin says "producers, in about 10 minutes they will begin to kiss"...they all laugh...Natalie says it could be Jeff's last shot, you never know...Chima says she thinks that Jeff should kiss Jordan just for their pure entertainment (these people were OBSESSED with seeing them kiss! )...Jordan covers her face with her hands saying "noooooo", Jeff giggles...Jessie comes in asking about his laundry bag, discussion over that and laundry...Jessie gets in bed and starts imitating Jeff asking Kevin who he is...Jeff says they just got done talking about that...Jeff shows Jessie what he does...FISH...Jeff says he doesn't even notice he's doing it to be honest, every time he sleeps with someone they say "stop!" and he's like what? but now he knows. Jordan tells the story AGAIN...Kevin says he does it in spurts and wondered about his technique...Jeff laughs about that and says he can't believe they thought he was ripping one out in front of everybody...Kevin says he wasn't sure...the others keep talking while Jeff keeps touching Jordan's leg...they talk about Ronnie again and what the live show might be like, would Julie ask Jeff about his "issue"...Jordan asks if anyone on BB ever masturbated?...Jessie says he's sure they have...Jordan ewww's...Kevin says he feels like he's going to have a wet dream, it's been so long...Jessie says he doesn't have them...Kevin says he has to, right?...Chima says it's a man thing...Jordan agrees...Chima says she knows who she can have sex with if she needs to...they guess Russell...Natalie being the little shit disturber she was says "no it's Jeff, Jordan, you better watch out"...Jordan says "that's fine"...Natalie says she better hold her man close...Jordan says "oh Lord". Talk between Jordan and Chima about sex while Natalie wonders how what Jeff does makes him tired...they talk about Natalie and how easily she sleeps...Jessie says he sleeps in weird positions...they talk about mermaids...Jordan finally says she's going to bed and says goodnight and leaves… Looks no sound needed 10:39am Jeff and Jordan are laying on Jeff's bed waiting to be called up for the HOH lockdown...Michele is talking to them, mumbling and giggling, trying to tell them she doesn't normally talk in her sleep but she is sex deprived right now so... Jordan immediately suppresses a laugh, Michele leaves, Jordan looks at Jeff smiling, Jeff looks at Jordan and they smile knowingly (...knowing she is CRAZY!) ...unfortunately the audio stays on Michele's mic instead of focusing on JeJo so they are not heard but some cute looks are exchanged between them JeJo on the round chair HOH lockdown 10:45-11:50am The HG's are in the HOH on lockdown on the day of the live show. Jeff & Jordan sit together/cuddle on the round chair. Some cute moments between them: Jordan reaches over and rubs Jeff's head Jeff smiles at Jordan and positions his hoody asking her to rub his hair, she does :) Jordan finishes rubbing, covers her head with her hoody and lays her head down on Jeff's chest Jeff has been cracking some jokes and then covers his face with the fuzzy blanket...Jordan reaches over to take a fuzz off of his face, he thinks it's a booger and shakes his head, Jordan giggles... he sweetly looks at Jordan then takes a fuzz off the blanket and tickles Jordan's face with it :) Jordan mildly protests...Jeff says "you're tired? what time did you get off?" LOL...Jordan reaches over and squeezes and rubs Jeff's chin Jordan leans into Jeff again and starts rubbing his belly. They cuddle...feeds go to fish for awhile... Jordan moves her arm, Jeff asks if he's making her sick with the spinning? (of the chair), she says no and reaches back, she puts her hand on Jeff...Jeff holds her hand and caresses it, then starts playing air guitar on it :), they then hold hands...Jordan moves again...Jeff reaches over and scratches her arm, Jordan rubs Jeff's leg... LOL @ the 11:48am mark Jeff has gotten up and walks back to where Jordan is now occupying the whole chair, he slaps her forehead quite hard, probably harder than he anticipated, then Jordan oww's loudly, punches him back and calls him a butthole...he mumbles something about that's what she gets for throwing him off the chair...Jeff sits down with his back to the chair and moves it back and forth...Jordan complains saying geez, you keep moving...Jeff turns, points at her and says "two days", he does the "you're cut off" sign and lays down covering his head with his hoody...pretty funny considering 10 seconds later Jordan turns to get comfortable and with them pretending to be mad at each other, Jeff asks how Ronnie didn't know he had 6 quarters in his ass? and Jordan immediately bursts out laughing. Sexy legs in the GR 7:13-7:18pm Jordan and Jeff meet up in the GR to talk. The feeds switch to the GR just after the 7:13pm mark with Jeff says he was playing chess. Jordan lays back and says "I'm gonna be on the block again"...Jeff sadly says "I know, I was thinking the same thing"...Jeff assures Jordan about Ronnie being the target...Jordan says "are you sure he's sticking to that?"...Jeff says he better or he's going to make some enemies in there...Jordan says she was excited because she thought Jeff was going to get HOH...Jeff says he thought he had it, he hit it but the ball just bounced out, what is he going to do?...Jeff says "I had it in there". Jeff puts his lips to Jordan's leg, Jordan gets nervous LOL and says "oh well"...Jeff says it's better he didn't win...Jordan wonders what the HN comp will be since she is by herself...Jeff guesses...Jordan says she is mad at herself, she's really bad competing...Jeff says she needs to knuckle up...Jordan says she was trying, she's not good...Jeff says she could have won this one, he told her to practice more yesterday...Jordan says to quit making her feel like more crap...Jeff says he told her to practice (he was right!)...Jordan says she did (barely, lol) and she only had one chance...Jordan asks if he thinks it will hurt her? Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan asks "why?"...Jeff says whaddya mean why? and then he says she's not going anywhere this week. Jeff tells Jordan that he thinks it will be her and Michele nominated but if everything goes according to plan it will be ok...Jordan says she doesn't even want to talk anymore...Jeff says "listen!"...Jordan repeats she doesn't want to talk... Jeff says "will you listen first before you get all upset"...Jordan says she already knows what he's going to talk about, backdooring Ronnie, she knows but still...Jeff says not to worry...Jordan says it's not her fault, she has tried, she's just not good at competing, is it her fault?...Jeff says "whose fault is it?" (he has a point) Jordan raises her voice saying she's sorry she got out early...Jeff says to take it easy, it's over, if everything works out she'll get to compete in another HOH...Jordan says she sucks, her nerves were bad...Casey comes in the GR asking about moustaches and they start up with the Irish voices again...Jordan complains to Casey that she's terrible at competing, she's the worst...Casey says she has to fix that, her attitude won't help her either, her mind will tell her body what to do, a positive attitude will help her as opposed to a defeatist attitude...Jeff says it's a self-fulfilling prophecy, if you think you can't you won't...Casey leaves. Jeff puts his face near Jordan's leg… Jordan gets nervous again and moves her other leg saying she felt bad because Laura was sad...Jeff says of course she was...Jordan asks if Jeff thinks she is going home this week?...Jeff gives an emphatic "noooo"...they whisper about something inaudible about the game and then Jordan gets up and leaves asking Jeff to help her with her luggage and then they will lay in his room… Guy talk in the BY 7:33-7:37pm Jeff, Casey and Russell are in the BY discussing tomorrow's have/have not comp. They are trying to figure out how it will work now that Jordan is alone in her clique. Jeff says "Oh, I hope she's not on slop." Russell says he would feel bad for her. Casey says if someone has to choose a clique to be the have nots, she's an easy choice. "I know that's your girl, Jeff, but you can piss off three people or you can piss off one." Jeff says they'll worry about it when it comes and lights up a smoke. They change the subject to how fun the competitions are. Jeff wonders if production will make the veto something easy for Ronnie to win. Russell thinks they might. It will bring more drama to the house. They fear Ronnie getting in Jessie's head. Casey says Ronnie will definitely try to get at Jessie and Natalie. Russell says they are the couple of the house, along with Jeff (and Jordan). Jeff grins. "Dude, we're not a couple." Russell says they are cute. Jeff says "Dude, she my...she's a good getaway here, ykwim? You can just talk to her and laugh and not worry about shit. That is what it is for me." Casey says that's what Jessie says about Natalie. Stop it, Casey. There is no comparison! Casey says "I don't give a f#$k, Jeff. You could have three girlfriends in here." Jeff worries that Jordan will be a target again this week. Russell doesn't think so. Jeff corrects himself and says he thinks she will go up. Talk moves to who they want to see compete. Holding hands/PDA shyness/the right one 8:20-8:42pm Jeff and Kevin have been sitting outside...Jordan comes outside and joins them. Kevin says he loves how J/J are matching, how cute...Jeff says Russell too...Kevin asks if this is a signal or something?...Jeff says he doesn't know... Jeff says to Jordan "another week, are you ready for what lies ahead?"...Jordan says she is, isn't he?...Jeff says "I don't know"...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says he's ready, always ready...Jordan says she's excited but disappointed, she wishes she could have done a practice run (what was that contraption in the BY for then? Jeff wanted you to practice didn’t he? LOL)..Jordan says she wishes she got a letter from home...Kevin says "yep"...Jordan says it would have made her feel better,Jordan says the game was luck...Kevin loved that it was a totally even playing field, anybody could have got it. They get quiet...Jeff says "we'll see, we'll see...stuff comes pretty fast the next couple of days"...the three of them discuss what is coming next, food comp and nominations, they're not sure...they get quiet again...Kevin then brings up how Julie Chen is on point with her questions, she fires them off quick, he thought she had set questions but she seemed to be ad-libbing with Jessie a little bit and with Jeff too...Jeff agrees...quiet again. Jordan out of the blue asks Kevin if her boob was hanging out was it?...Jeff turns and smiles big at Jordan while Kevin says no, he was keeping an eye on it. LOL Jordan says good. Jeff laughs at what Kevin said...Jeff says "I had one eyeball on the boob the whole time"...Kevin says maybe the one boob was popping out but the other one wasn't...Jeff asks if they think Laura is going to eat the pizza (she took with her)...Kevin asks if she packed it in her thing?...Jeff nods and Jordan says "and a crunch bar"...Kevin says Laura is going to so hate him because of in the first two weeks they were pitted against each other so she's going to see that...Jeff says he dogged her a little bit too...Jordan says she told her all of that...Jeff is surprised to hear this, he says he was going to tell her but thought he would leave it alone...Jeff says he was going to tell her that he said she talks about herself a lot...Kevin nods. Jordan says "twelve can't get here fast enough, I'll probably be on slop next week"...Jeff reaches over to touch Jordan's face but Jordan intercepts his hand and holds it...Jeff asks if he poked her eye?...Jordan says no, she gets nervous, they let go hands and then hold hands again, Jeff holds Jordan's wrist and then caresses the palm of her hand...Kevin sees this and says "ohhhh"...Jeff cracks up! and touches Jordan's face and then they hold hands again… Michele comes out to break up the moment and Jordan nervously lets go again...Michele tells them food is ready, she leaves. Kevin asks Jeff what is with the "bully" stuff...Jeff explains how he says bully like bowly, it's just his accent...Jordan smiles the whole time 😀 Kevin says his boyf can't say wood properly either, he just can't...Jeff says he'd like to meet him. Jeff gets up to have a smoke. (Kevin notices what WE all can clearly see demonstrated by the hand holding he just saw) He asks Jordan "are you shy? with public displays of affection?"...Jordan, knowing Jeff is right behind her shyly nods yes...Kevin says yes, yes you are...Jordan admits yeah, why?...Kevin says "interesting, I would have never guessed"...Jeff asks how long Kevin's been with his boyf...Kevin says "nueve anos"...Jordan says nine years...Kevin asks if Jordan took spanish? Jordan says yes, she's terrible at it...Kevin doesn't speak but knows a bit. Jeff asks "is there a masculine or feminine one in your relationship?"...Kevin says you mean top or bottom?...Jeff says not in detail, he doesn't want to get in that detail...Kevin says in theirs no, it's 50/50, that's why gay relationships are the bomb, he says in general one person has to be the one that makes decisions, drives, opens the door, etc. with two guys it's different...Jeff says what's wrong with that, it's like hanging out with a buddy (taking away the sex aspect)...Kevin says yeah plus females are complicated. Jordan says "really?" I get like that, I get moody"...Michele comes back & sits down...Jordan says "I'm a moody person"...Michele says "really? I haven't seen the downside"...Jordan says she gets moody when she's depressed...Jeff says everybody does though, that's everybody. Kevin asks Jordan what would make her cry? a letter from home? (what is he Nostradamus? LOL)...Jordan says she'd get teary eyed...Kevin says "but not boo hoo?"...Jordan says "no, I wouldn't want to boo hoo in front of a bunch of people" (LOL)...Jeff says he can see Jordan getting emotional when she drinks...Jordan says "if she drinks tequila, yes...it depends, if something is bothering me that I've had on my chest for a long time and I start drinking and I think about, yeah I will cry". Jordan says she hated the whole year of 'O7, it was the worst year ever, her parents divorced, they lost their house, she broke up with someone, she quit school, everything was going wrong, that's how it was, she was always crying and upset about something, that is when she started doing some wrong stuff like drugs...Jeff has gone inside...Kevin says he doesn't want to try that stuff because he knows he would get addicted...Michele puts her two cents in saying only 5% of people get addicted...they start discussing drugs...Russell joins them...Jordan admits she did coke and in her town a lot of people did, she got a bad reputation...Jordan says she'd stay up all night, had a really bad lifestyle partying...Russell says he's surprised with all that she's only been with one guy sexually...Jordan swears to God she has...Russell says "why?" Jordan says she's really weird about stuff like that...Kevin asks if penises scare her?...Jordan says no, she lost her virginity when she was 18, she was going to wait longer but thought it was the right time and then she got her feelings hurt really bad and she told herself that the next person she does it with will be the person I know I will probably end up with so...Michele plays devil's advocate and asks what if it takes her a really long time to find that person, like when she's 35...Jordan says no, she would but she would wait a while if she started dating someone...Russell asks a similar question to Michele...Jordan starts to answer but Lydia comes out and interrupts...Jordan says "I don't know, I just want to wait on the right person" (mmm hmm 😉) Russell says that's cool, everyone's got their thing...Jordan says "I just can't do a guy because he's showing me attention"...Kevin says "that's good though"...Kevin asks how much time is she talking about?...Jordan says she knows after the first couple of dates if she has that "feeling"...talk turns to Russell's conquests. The irony of this next statement by Jordan is not lost on me, LOL... Jordan says there was this one guy she knows she could date, he's perfect but he's who she would want to date when she's a bit older like 26 because he's too settled, he probably wouldn't want to go out as much as her, that would be a problem, he's very into his work but she knows when she's 26 she would want that, she's only 22, she doesn't want to get herself into all that, she doesn't even know if she wants to get married anytime soon, she doesn't want to make a mistake & do that too early, she doesn't even want a boyfriend, you're always arguing, she's just terrible at relationships. Jordan then says she likes all types of guys, she doesn't just have one "type"...Kevin says "guys from Chicago?" 😚 I’ll get you to the jury house 10:44-10:48pm Feeds switch to Jeff & Jordan who are sitting outside discussing game. Jordan, tries to explain why she did poorly in the HOH comp, she says her nerves were really bad today being up on the block, thinking of a speech, being on slop for a week...Jeff says he understands, he's just glad Jessie won...Jordan asks if he thinks Jessie will put her up?...Jeff says it doesn't matter because Ronnie is the target and if she does go up, he'll put up Michele with her and Michele will go home...Jordan says "good God, so what if none of us win POV? whoever wins the POV is supposed to use it right?"...Jeff says yeah, 100%...Jordan says so they can backdoor Ronnie...Jeff says yeah. Jordan says they have to work on these competitions, she has to start drinking water and eating healthy...Jessie & Natalie are called into the DR and J&J comment on that. They talk about how Natalie started up right after Jessie won HOH and how they have to stay on it...Jeff says he feels like the tension is lifting a little for him...Jordan tells Jeff to stay up Jessie's ass and she can tell Russell is getting annoyed...Jeff says that he is glad he didn't win, at this point he doesn't need to make two more enemies...Jordan says Jeff could have been HOH and she could have been up in the room...Jeff says sorry about that...Jordan laughs, she tells Jeff to continue she is listening...Jeff says he told her three times, she's not listening but it doesn't matter, he knows what he needs to do. Jordan says she doesn't think Jeff wants to carry her...Jeff says he'll carry her to the jury house, then he can carry her, what does she mean, he wants to take her as far as he can, what is she talking about?...Jordan asks if Jeff thinks they can make it to the jury house...Jeff says "I'll get you to the jury house"... Jordan laments being by herself tomorrow for the food/HN competition...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan explains she has no team now and asks Jeff who she should pick if they ask her to pick a new team...Jeff says he already told her who to pick (Jessie)...Jordan says she doesn't think it's a good idea...Jeff says "why?"...Jordan says "cuz that means he could put you up"...Jeff pauses and says "no pick him"...Jordan repeats it's not a good idea...Jeff says it's a good idea for her...Jordan says "it isn't for you though"...Jeff says "pick him"...Jordan says "but what about for you?"...Jeff says Jessie won't pick him because he's on Natalie's team...Jordan says but what if this is permanent, that means Jessie could easily put Jeff up...Jeff says he's not playing for HOH next week so it doesn't matter...Jordan says Ronnie has to go...Jeff says he'll be outta there, if she needs to pick someone, pick Jessie...Jordan says "who is backup?"...Jeff says "Jessie"...Jordan says "if not then who's backup?"...Jeff says "Jessie"... Casey comes out and they start talking game with him... You make me smile each day 10:27-10:37pm JeJo are alone again...Jeff says he just needs a couple of the big dogs knocked off like Jessie or Russell, he needs Natalie out of here. Jeff says Russell is already getting sick of Jessie...Jordan says Russell plays back and forth, Jeff can't tell him nothing...Jeff says he's not telling him shit...Jeff says he's noticed no one wants to make big moves until they're in the jury house, that's if they want to win, some people don't even care, they just want the jury house...Jordan wants to win...Jeff says she needs to step it up...Jordan says "you don't think I am?"...Jeff says she missed, the only one that missed today, she doesn't think Jessie isn't going to say something about that?...Jordan says she didn't mean to miss...Jeff says he knows she didn't mean to, she's alright... Jordan says she talked to Jessie and thinks it will be Casey and Michele...Jeff says he thinks it might be Casey because he's getting on people's nerves with the way he tries to control things. Jeff noticed that Russell and Casey were talking something private earlier and then they went into the GR, so they're scheming, hopefully to knock off Jessie not him...they talk about Casey a little...Jeff reminds Jordan to not tell people what he tells her...she says she doesn't...Jeff says to let them fight amongst themselves, if this was out in the real world and people were throwing stones at him he would shut them up in two seconds but since they're here, he'll be a good sport but if they were saying that Technotronics shit again to him he would smash their heads on the concrete...Jordan laughs and says "anger management"...Jeff says he controls himself in there for the most part...Jordan says she's talking about outside this world. :) Jordan asks if she should go talk to Jessie?...Jeff says no, it'll look obvious...Jordan says Jeff scares her when he says she needs to step it up...Jeff says to not take it as a mean comment, he's just telling her what other people might see...Jordan says she didn't miss on purpose, her nerves were bad sitting in the chair and she's sure she's going on slop for another week...they giggle...Jeff says he feels bad and would go on slop for her...Jordan says she knows she's going to, she's going to take a hot shower tonight...Jeff says that would suck. Jordan says "you did good today" :) ...Jeff says he should have won...Jordan says he should have LOL...Jeff says he's glad he didn't win...Jordan says she just wishes it wasn't Jessie that won...Jordan thinks it's good she talked with Jessie last night...Jeff says it's a good thing Ronnie's the target...Jeff says he doesn't know anything that goes on in the house but he doesn't foresee that not happening (wrong!) but who knows in this house, it's crazy town. Jordan says "I feel like you think you have to carry me” Jeff says "Jordan, I want you here, believe me you help me in ways you don't even know"...Jordan says "do I?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan says "how?" Jeff says "what do you think we're doing right now?"...Jordan says "talking game"...Jeff says "yeah we are, but I can say anything to you, ykwim?"...Jordan says "right" Jeff says "and it helps me, get through each day...you make me smile each day" 😊 Jordan loses her train of thought with the nice words Jeff just said...Jeff says "so you help me in that scenario, I know your goal is to get to the jury house, I know you want to win but ultimately you want to get to the jury house and I'm going to try my hardest to get you there" :) Jordan doesn't want people to think she's not trying, she tries...Jeff knows...Jordan laments how poorly she did on the HOH comp, she was nervous...Jeff says he was trying to talk to her before and she wasn't listening...Jordan says "I was too!"...Jeff says she wasn't...Jordan says she was focusing...Jeff says well listen, she needs to practice something, practice...Jordan says she's not the only one that hasn't won...Jeff says for her to worry about herself...Jordan says she feels like a target now that she hasn't won anything...Jeff says Ronnie is the ultimate target...Jordan asks who would be the target next week? Jeff says he hopes it's just not him. Jordan says "omg, I will die if you go before me"...Jeff says he's glad he's not HOH because if he was he'd have to put two people up and that would be another two people that would get pissed at him...Jordan hopes Michele would win next week, she wouldn't put her or Jeff up...Jeff thinks she would put up a big player...Jordan says she had a talk with her...Jeff explains how Michele was telling him the other day she didn't want to talk with him because Jeff wanted her out of there...Jeff was like "what are you talking about?", "what the hell made you think that?"...Jeff says he told Michele if she had a problem or anything with him to just ask him about it...Jeff says "she's crazy"... Jeff & Jordan continue chatting 11:36-11:47pm Jordan says that she had a problem talking with the others, there was silence, nobody has anything to say to each other...Jeff says he knows...Jordan says her and Jeff talk, they can talk about anything and then when they're all together there's nothing to talk about, she sees what Jeff is talking about when he says that Jessie and them talk about weird stuff, she doesn't get it...Jeff says OMG, it's painful...Jordan says she knows the stuff she says they probably don't get but Jeff understands it...Jeff says "you just make me laugh" :) Jordan says "I really did think I was gonna go home"...Jeff says no, of course she thought that but he knew she wasn't...Jordan asks if her boobs looked like they were about to pop out did they?...Jeff doesn't think so...Jordan says "my hair looked ok?"...Jeff says "yep"...Jordan giggles "yep"...Jordan turns to face Jeff and says "man, I wish I would've won, I want a letter from home"...Jeff says "I wish you would've won too" 🥰 Jeff continues saying "next week win"...Jordan says she will try and he will get to see what her family looks like...Jeff says "I hope so"...Jordan says it was funny when they showed them all (live show), Jeff in his cheerleading outfit... Jeff says "hilarious" /sarcasm Jordan repeats "hilarious", she asks him to say it again, he does and she repeats again...Jeff says "how do you say it?"...Jordan says it...Jeff tsks saying he asked her to say it and her accent is worse than his...Jordan nuh uh's...Jeff says he didn't know he had such a weird accent...Jordan says "toona, it's like different, it's just like tooooona"...they wonder about Jeff's accent. Jordan points out a cold sore and Jeff says awww LOL...Jordan says she ate a lot, she's full, she ate 4 candy bars, 2 pieces of cookie dough, 2 pieces of bread, spaghetti, pizza, a salad and a sprite (whoa!) ...Jeff says it's alright, she just came off slop...Jordan says yeah, he doesn't know how good that pizza tasted...Jeff asks if she even warmed it up or just ate it with the napkin on there?...Jordan says no, she ate it cold...Jordan laughs asking Jeff if the position she is in is going to look bad?...Jeff doesn't get it at first saying "what? what's going to look bad?"...Jordan laughs saying he gets mad, her head's at his (crotch LOL)...Jeff looks at Jordan shaking his head...Jordan says she's just kidding. :) Jordan says she felt bad for Laura...Jeff says yeah, of course but somebody's got to go...Jordan thinks what Jessie said was wrong...Jeff says whatever...Jordan looks at Jeff's necklace asking "who's St. Anthony?"...Jeff says "just a saint"...Jordan asks "what about him?"...Jeff says "he helps you find lost things"...Jordan giggles saying like your shoes?...Jeff nods saying people use it for that...Jordan says "or like lost love or something?"...Jeff says whatever she wants, whatever she believes...Jordan says "really? aww how cute...it's a Catholic thing?"...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan asks if Jeff is strongly Catholic?...Jeff nods no, he just believes in what he believes. Jordan says she is not Catholic but not Baptist, she guesses Pentecostal or non-denominational...Jeff doesn't care what anybody is, whatever, religion is different for everybody so whatever you believe in is fine with him...Jordan talks about a girl she knew that wouldn't date a guy who was Catholic because whenever they have kids it would be hard, Jordan wondered why because this girl didn't even know if she was going to marry this guy. Change of subject twice by Jordan first she says "I feel like a heifer...now, cuz I ate all that food"...Jeff says it went by pretty quick right?...Jordan says "yeah"...then she says if she leaves or gets evicted she wants Jeff to get evicted right after her...they laugh...Jordan says they could hang out...Jeff knows what she means BUT :) ...Jordan says she would be really bored at the jury house if he wasn't there, she has nothing in common with everyone else...Jordan notices Jeff moving his feet/toes, she giggles...Jeff says he can't help it...Jordan says she whispered in Laura's ear "I'm sorry" but she was ready to go, to get out of the situation...Jeff says oh, for sure...Jordan says "oh man, I don't even know what I'm going to wear to the next one"...they giggle, Jeff shakes his head and smiles... Jeff says "so focused huh?"...Jordan says in a sing songy voice..."man, this is scary and I don't have to sleep on a hard bed tonight! I'm probably going have to sleep on a hard one tomorrow night! and eat slop!"...Jeff says he hopes not, she's going to have to go on another team...Jordan asks which one does she pick?...Jeff says Casey's team...Jordan says "offspring...no offbeats" LOL...Jeff says "omg...you're a little offbeat" Jordan starts to say "so BFF..." and then Jeff notices Jordan's ears and asks "did you wear one earring to the thing tonight?"...Jordan says "no I found my other one"...Jeff says "where?"...Jordan says she was packing and happened to find it on the floor, she saw something sparkle and was like OHHH...Jeff says "in the hard room?"...Jordan says yeah, isn't it crazy?...Jeff says "that is crazy, you found two things today"...Jordan says "and you know what? they're two different earrings"...Jeff says "it's cuz you were around St. Anthony" 😂 Jordan cracks up! Jeff says "you never know"...Jordan suddenly says "awww, you don't think I'm going to be put up tomorrow do you? I don't want to!"...Jeff says "your brain just switches thought huh?"...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "you're like, I hope I'm not put up, cookie dough" Jeff laughs...Jordan repeats she doesn't want to be put up...Jeff knows she doesn't...Jordan says if Jessie does, she'll be so mad, she doesn't want to be used as a pawn...Jeff says it smells like trash...Jordan jokingly says Jeff smells like trash, she's kidding, she then asks what time it is and the feeds switch out… Jeff hates Jordan's Whoville face 11:49-11:55pm Feeds go off Jeff & Jordan for a little bit, when they return Jordan is telling Jeff that she doesn't think it's a good idea (to pick Jessie as her teammate should the cliques get changed up) because Jeff should be on his team in case he wants to come against Jeff, she really thinks it's a bad idea...Jeff says "yeah but it's good for you"...Jordan says "I'm looking out for you too!...I think it's best if you stay with him"... Jordan sits down on the table and continues arguing her points regarding Jeff staying with Jessie...Jeff says "so who are you going to take? Russell?"...Jordan says "yeah I could take him, I think it would be best, honestly...I'm kind of scared to grab Russell because he'll get irritated with me real easy". Jeff says "then who would you take?"...Jordan says she can't take Jeff because they'll be major targets...Jeff says she can't take him...Jordan says she can't take Casey...Jeff says he thinks she has to take Jessie...Jordan doesn't think it's a good idea...Jeff says "then who you going to take!?"...Jordan says "listen, don't raise your voice at me because you get aggravated...Jeff says they're going in a circle...Jordan says "don't get an attitude, she's trying to talk to him"...Jordan pulls Jeff's shirt that she is wearing over her knees and tries to lighten the mood by pretending that's what she is going to look like...she laughs. Jeff says let's go eat, she can do whatever she wants to do...Jordan glances at herself in the mirror and says whoa! it is kind of wide...Jeff sarcastically says to stretch out his shirt a little more...Jordan pouts and says Jeff is mean...Jeff says she wants to win but doesn't want to pay attention...Jordan says to listen, this is the plan, if she has to pick, she doesn't want to pick Jessie because Jeff needs to stay with Jessie & Natalie because she thinks they would try to get Jeff out for the next week so she thinks she would need to pick someone else, yeah that would protect her but she thinks it's better that Jeff is with them than with her because he has a better chance of winning. (and who said Jordan didn't play the game?) Jeff says "then who would you take?"...Jordan says Russell, Russell would be the next person...Jeff says that doesn't split Jessie & Natalie up, how is he going to get them out of there?...Jordan asks if she should take Natalie?...Jeff says no...it might not come to that but when it does pick whoever she wants...Jeff sits up to put on his shoes...Jeff says they might just send her on a team...Jordan says she's the last person, she can't do this by herself...Jeff says he doesn't know what's gonna happen...Jordan says she doesn't want to be by herself. Jeff says Jordan is driving him bananas, he doesn't know what's gonna happen, maybe they'll send an astronaut in there and take her away. Jeff smiles at her...they talk about Natalie/the bee incident and how she fell in the pool and it was funny, why were people so sensitive about it...Jordan says if it was them they would have been laughing...Jeff says if it was him and he broke his leg, they would all be laughing, as if they would run to blow dry his shit, f**k them...Jordan says "youuu are so sensitive"...Jeff says he's not...Jordan says he's more sensitive...Jeff says he's just tired of shit, he wants someone to make a move, to stop being pussies...Jordan says that's been hard with Ronnie & Jessie twice being HOH. Jeff says let's go make some salsa...Jordan stares at Jeff and fumbles her words, she asks if he wants anything...Jeff says no, he'll sit with her...Ronnie has come outside and gone back in...Jordan says she feels bad that they're being really mean to him, she feels bad that he's lonely but she can't give in to that, you know?...Jeff looks at Jordan and says "I know"...they continue to eye lock and Jordan smiles... Jeff says "don't give in, dude, look what he did to us"...Jordan says "yes, I know this...but I care more about people"...Jeff says "after they stab you in the back, what do you care about them for?"...Jordan says it's because she has a heart...Jeff says so you can be their friend so they can do it to you again? that's awesome...Jordan says no, she didn't say that...Jeff says if he wants to pull the "it's just a game" card, we're still in the house, still playing the game so go sit in the corner and don't talk to me. Jordan pulls her ears and makes the Whoville face... Jeff smiles and says "I hate that face"...Jeff says eww, your little thing is sticking out...they laugh...Jordan pouts, shakes her head and says he gets them too...Jeff says "get what?"...Jeff says "no I don't, what's everyone laughing at?".Jordan makes the Whoville face again...Casey comes outside...Jeff says if Jordan is going to eat, then eat...Jordan says she is...Jeff asks for help up and Jordan obliges...Jordan makes the face for Casey and he says it's a monkey face...they all walk inside with Jordan saying it's a Whoville from the Grinch that stole Christmas.
- Day 10 of BB11 Feeds
July 19 JJ game talk on the hammock 12:05 am Jeff & Jordan talk mostly game, they think that they are in the loop when it comes to house decisions but are totally not, lol. They think that they are going to save Laura by putting Russell up as the replacement. Jordan says she had to make a deal that she wouldn't put Jessie up next week if she wins HOH. Jordan doesn't trust Jessie, Jeff says he doesn't either but trust him for as far as they can. Jordan says she went upstairs and Chima told her to not put her up either but she never promised it to Natalie. Jeff says he's putting up Chima for sure if he wins. Jeff tells Jordan to not even give Laura a hint at all about her getting taken off...Jordan wants to...they have to play it cool around her and Russell. Jordan says that the others think she doesn't want to be there, she acts like she's not trying...they think that Jordan is just there to make buddies, Jeff says yeah, Kevin is really trying over here :/...Jordan says they say everyone is trying but her...they said they think she is throwing comps...she is doing a really god job because she's not a threat...Jordan doesn't believe that...Jeff asks who said that...Jordan says Chima, Kevin, Lydia & Ronnie...Jeff says to take it with a grain of salt...Jordan doesn't trust Ronnie...Jeff says me neither but they have to use everything they can...Jordan thinks they need to keep Laura because they will go far with her, she is smart. Jeff says they might have to play people against each other. Michele says Jordan needs to stir up trouble but Michele doesn't know the plan... Jordan hopes Laura wins next week because she doesn't have a deal to not put up Jessie. Jordan says she doesn't trust him. Jeff says he doesn't trust anyone that is why it's easy for him to stab people in the back. Jordan says when Jeff was playing the veto, Natalie was looking at Russell and then Jessie and them were all looking nervous and when Jessie pulled Jeff aside to talk about the four of them being a team she was like guh! Jeff says he's not putting all his eggs in that basket. Jeff talks about his talk with Jessie after the veto. Jeff & Jordan share some grape chapstick. 💄They talk about the coin veto comp and how Jordan was getting pissed that the others seemed to be working against Jeff so he wouldn't win. Jordan thinks that Laura thinks something is up, they are being sketchy. Jordan thinks it is a test to see if she will tell her. Jeff implores her to not say anything to Laura. Jeff says he told the others that he told Jordan 5 times to not to tell anything to Laura, Jeff is not going to tell Casey either because he doesn't want him acting differently. Jeff tells Jordan to tell Laura afterwards that she didn't tell her so she wouldn't act differently. Jordan says she feels bad, she's too nice...Jeff says this is the game. FORESHADOWING of future conversation that would cause a tiff...interesting that Jordan was the one that initially started the whole gliding/skating talk Jordan knows and says she has to get mean. Jeff says she needs to crack some heads. Jordan says she'll let Jeff crack some heads and she can glide her way...Jeff says she needs to do her part though...Jordan says she is. Jeff tells her not to tell anyone about him and Jessie. Jeff rambles on about Jessie, Lydia and Natalie and talking to someone and not talking to someone...he made me very confused...I have no idea how Jordan understood this at all, LOL Jordan says good job and then starts stumbling over her words and loses her train of thought I think she was confused too! :) Jordan then says she at least has to make it to the jury house...Jeff says he's trying to carry her but she's getting heavy...Jordan says why? are you serious? Jeff straddles his leg over her and says no, he told her, she's good, he's just joking, take it easy. Jordan says then why are the others saying she acts like she doesn't want to be here. Jeff says they know they can't tell you shit. Jordan holds onto Jeff's leg and goes over more of the same game talk...Laura comes out to join them...and then Ronnie joins them...they talk about the slop and the intestinal tract, lol. Jordan asks Laura if she wants to sit, she scoots Jeff's leg over and then feeds cut off... Feeds return a minute later with Ronnie sitting on the ground talking to Jeff & Jordan who are in the hammock, Laura has left. Ronnie tells them that Laura is still going home and the others want Laura gone before Russell. Jeff & Jordan are frustrated. More game talk and lots and lots of lies, lol. (I won't be recapping because the thought of hearing Ronno's bs for the next 10 minutes are 10 minutes of my life I already gave up 9 months ago that I will never get back! ACK!) Ronno leaves saying now Russell is going up. Jeff & Jordan continue talking about Ronnie, Jeff says he has no idea what Ronnie is going to do. Jordan says Jeff is stressing her out, Jeff says the same...Jordan says the others are getting Ronnie to do everything they want to do...Jeff says for Jessie to make his own decision and sleep with it. 🤷 More rehashing of Ronnie, Jessie, etc...feeds cut off... Feeds return 5 mins later Jeff & Jordan are laying next to each other on the hammock now...they are STILL talking about Ronnie, Russell, Jessie, etc. lol. They just want Ronnie to make a decision. Jeff says Jessie controls everyone minds in here for some reason. Jordan wants to win, Jeff says lets just make it through this week, Jeff says why can't someone make a move, they are all like sheep with no balls, how do they expect to win...Jordan says here comes Laura, I wish I could give her a hint. Jeff says no, what did I just tell you? Jordan says ok God...Jeff says let's go to the couches...Jordan says no, he's just getting on her nerves...Jeff says if she is staying and then he says he will be right back and he leaves... JJ game talk continued 2:30-2:35am Jeff is outside laying on the hammock. Jordan joins him and sits on the ground by the hammock...she asks him what's up?...he says nothing, just relaxing...Jordan says she's tired, she talks about "them" taking the green pillow she slept on last night...Jeff asks if she wants to swing for a little bit...Jordan asks where her blanket went and asks Jeff to get it, she doesn't want to get up...pleeeeeeease! Jeff ponders and says alright...Jordan says "or give me your jacket so you don't have to walk all the way over there"...Jeff unzips it and gives it to her...Jordan covers up with it and says thanks...Jordan asks why he's wearing his shoes, she says she can't find her sandals for the life of her...Jeff says they have to be somewhere...Jeff says BB would have put them over there if she left them out here. Jordan says she wants to get up early tomorrow...Jeff says for what? Jordan says to get motivated, she feels like a fat f**k...Jeff says sleep, get rest and workout...Jeff says they have all day to do nothing...Jordan mentions it's already 2:30, Jeff says he was ready to go to bed at 9...they start talking game about Ronnie and Laura...he gives her a headache...she feels like Ronnie is her boss...Jeff says he is playing 24/7...Jeff says he can't even talk to him because you don't know what's gonna happen anyways. Jordan says she has acid reflex, lol. Jordan says she hates when people burp. Jordan says Michele cleaned the bathrooms, it was nice of her. Jeff says Jordan washed a lot of dishes, Jeff did a quarter of them...Jordan says he does a lot, everyone else does shit. Jordan starts burping...Jeff says she hates it when people burp but she can burp like a pig? LOL Jordan says she has to get it out, she feels gassy...Jeff says she needs a Tums...Jordan feels like she has ants on her...Jeff says she does. Jordan gets in the hammock with Jeff and they banter over the pillow and his leg :) Jeff takes his shoes off...Jordan says they are outside fiends...Jeff says he wishes he had gotten that blanket to be cozier....Jordan starts talking game, she asks Jeff if she has booger? Jeff says he can't see... Jordan is concerned that they are seen talking together, Jordan says Natalie said she shouldn't be seen talking to J&J...feeds cut off of them... HN room frustration and apology 3:07-3:27am Jordan is laying down in the HN with Laura, they are whispering about game, hoping there is still a chance Russell might be backdoored instead of Jordan going up...Jeff opens the door and asks what they were giggling about?...Laura says Jordan was trying to make a move on her, she's on her little bed with her...Jeff says he can see...Jordan asks him what's up?...Jeff says nothing, he's going to bed and just heard them giggling. Jeff says things are weird...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says it's so quiet...Jordan says "and awkward"...Jordan says that "they" tried to say that Laura talked shit about Ronnie...Laura shushes Jordan saying she wasn't supposed to say that...Jeff asks "who said that?"...Laura says that Ronnie asked her if she had said anything negative about him recently? he had heard that and that's why he wanted to talk to her, he wasn't mad, she told him no and he believed her...Jeff says he knows something is weird...Laura gets up to go to the bathroom and leaves saying omg Jordan...Jordan says sorry... Jordan tells Jeff to leave the door open, she gets scared...Jeff says he'll sit down, he asks if she wants to scratch his back?...Jordan says sure...Jeff says yes! it's because he's keeping her company...he lays down on his tummy and says "oh, this is the worst"...Jordan asks if it's his first time laying in there?...Jeff says he laid on his back before...Jordan starts scratching... Jordan says she feels eww, Jeff asks why?...Jordan just wants to tell her (Laura)...Jeff says "no, don't"...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says don't please, keep your mouth shut, for real...Jeff says "tell her what? you don't even know wtf is going on""...Jordan moans...Jeff says to not tell her because if it comes back, Jordan is outta there...Jeff asks if she wants to stay or tell her?...Jordan wants to tell her...Jeff says then Jordan can go home...Jordan says no, they're always threatening (?)...Jeff says that they (Jessie) just told him in the bathroom that Jordan might go up...Jordan says she is going to go up...Jeff says so stop talking about it. Jordan stops scratching and says that Ronnie can't make up his fu**ing mind because he has no fu**ing balls...Jeff says "scratch my back"...Jordan says no, she's fu**ing pissed off, if she's going up anyways then she's telling Laura...Jeff gets agitated saying why can't Jordan just do that, she doesn't know what's going to happen...Jordan says she is going up anyways...Jeff insists she doesn't know...Jordan says she does, my God...Jeff says he knows Jordan is going to tell Laura, he swears to God she's going to ruin it...Jordan says it's re*****d, Ronnie is going to put her up anyway so...Jeff says no he's not...Jordan says "yeah he is" (she was right!) Jeff tells Jordan about the convo he had in the bathroom with Jessie, Jessie told him that Ronnie was pretty adamant about saving the two of them...Laura comes back in and talk stops btw them...Jeff sits up and silently puts his finger on Jordan's mouth signalling for her not to talk to Laura...Jordan swats at his finger saying he's mean...they join pinky's and make a pinky swear...Jeff says "alright?"...meanwhile Laura has stepped out again...Jeff asks "are you going to say something?"...Jordan says no, she's just going to say something to/about Ronnie (hard to hear)...Jeff says to not say anything, idiot, she's not going to find out for one day...Jordan says "ok"...Jeff says "God!"...Jordan says "quit yelling at me!"...Jeff says "why do you have to go against shit?"...Jordan says she's upset...Jeff says "about what? I'm the one who fu**ing went on", he says she's not even up yet so what is she upset about? (it will come Jeff 😒) Jordan says "do you not understand, it's like lie, after lie, after lie"...Jeff says they all live here, he knows...Jordan says it's lie after lie, it gets annoying...Jeff reminds her again to not hurt herself, not say anything for one day until someone is up...Jeff says it's going to be her, she knows it...Jeff says that he just said he wasn't...Jordan says she is...Jeff says everything you say in this house gets around so just don't say anything!...Jordan says she's not going to...Jeff says alright, why is it so hard?...Jordan says she's just irritated right now...Jeff says he knows what it's like, he's up there. Laura comes back, Jeff gets up walks toward the door, Laura lays down and Jeff says "alright giggles, I'll see you tomorrow, goodnight", he leaves. Jordan immediately starts talking game and it's obvious she wants to tell Laura...Jordan argh's and says everything frustrates her...they both vent about the house...Jeff pops back in telling them they're being loud and to keep it down bozos LOL Laura laughs but Jordan snaps at Jeff saying "Jeff! please, be quiet...I'm mad at you right now"...Jeff says "you are?"...Jordan says yes...Laura tries to lighten the mood saying that Jeff just called them bozos, of course they're mad :) ...Jeff asks "for what?"...Jordan says "cuzzz"...Jeff says then do what you want Jordan...Jordan says that it's just that Jeff keeps listening to "them" even after they prove they're liars, it's annoying...Jeff asks what does that have to do with him?...Jordan says he is listening to it...Jeff asks if Jordan has another option? what does she think is best? what can they do?...Jordan says Ronnie is dumb, he does the opposite of what he says he's going to do...Jeff says she's frustrated at the situation, he doesn't know why she's mad at him for...Laura says she's not mad at Jeff, just frustrated at the situation...silence...Jeff says he's just saying talk as loud as she wants and do whatever she wants to do and keep it down if she wants, if not, don't...Jeff leaves...Jordan says she wants to shoot herself right now...Laura says it'll be ok....they go on to vent and whisper game for a little while... Just after the 3:26am mark Jordan tells Laura that maybe she should apologize to Jeff, she feels bad...Laura says she should...Jordan leaves the room to talk to Jeff...both cameras stay on Laura while Jordan does this but cam 3 does eventually switch to J&J in the RR...Jordan is telling Jeff something about Ronnie...Jeff says he frustrates him too, believe him, he was just on the block, if he didn't win the veto, he'd be going home...Jordan says alright, she was just telling him that, she gets mean when she gets mad...Jeff says he was just trying to help her, things are difficult enough...Jordan says goodnight and rubs Jeff's hair...Jeff says thanks, goodnight and Jordan goes back in the HN room… Jeff just wants to protect Jordan 12:20-12:32pm The HG's are all sleeping in except for Casey & Russell who are outside. Jeff gets up and comes outside and joins them. Jeff says it's hot like a mofo. Russell asks Jeff if Ronnie is flip-flopping (on who the replacement nominee is) and Jeff says no, he's still sticking with Jordan but he says he's putting her up, then not putting her up and now he thinks it's back to Jordan. Jeff says he doesn't even care what he says because who knows what he's going to do. Jeff says he's going to put up every single person in the house, do this and do that and put him back up, he already has the veto, wtf...Jeff says that Ronnie just says what pops in his head at the time you ask him, who the f**k knows... Jeff says "the only thing I wanted out of the whole thing...why would you...how strategic is that to put Jordan on the block?...whatever, I'm just trying to protect Jordan is what I'm saying :) ...she was the only one that was there the whole time I was there...when I was all alone, that's why she's getting my sympathy" Casey says" what am I fu**ing chicken liver? you keep forgetting remember when you was out here by yourself and I was your smoking buddy? I get nothin' man, I get nothin'" (Sorry Casey but that was NOT the same as what Jordan did, she put her neck on the line for Jeff and didn't care what anyone thought, you my friend rode the fence and fraternized with Jeff to keep him company, TOTALLY different) Jeff says to not turn this around on him, he was on the block so...Casey jokingly says let's see next week because him and Laura are guaranteed to get HOH next week...Jeff says Laura might not even be there herself because if it's Laura up vs. Jordan, he would think Laura would go. Jordan comes outside all bundled up in her peach hoody and the grey blanket. She looks cold and tired. She can't believe it's 12:20 already and she froze last night. She goes back inside and Jeff follows her to get his swim shorts on. They go into the bathroom, Laura is going in as well. Jordan says she is cold and Laura says that was the worst night's sleep yet. Jordan sits down and Jeff grabs his shorts but waits for Michele to get out of the stall, he sits down by Jordan and asks her if she's frozen...Jordan says mmm, hmm. Jeff goes to change. Chitter chatter from the girls and then 5 mins later J&J are in the kitchen... Jeff is prepping a bowl of tuna, lol and Jordan comes in the kitchen and ask Jeff if that's tuna...Jeff says no...Jordan says what's that fishy smell...Jordan sees he is having tuna and she says "eww you are...freaking nasty" Jordan mills about looking for something in the cabinets, she mumbles about her and Laura eating "that" and then she says "always more dishes, always" She then starts singing Check Up On It by Beyonce (BB played it to wake up them up), a couple of lines (no fish surprisingly) and then Jeff sings a line right after her (super cute!). Jordan says she can't believe what time it is, Jeff says me either, he's glad they let them sleep, it's Sunday, he's closed on Sundays. Jordan says she's closed today, she's going to the pool...Jeff says nice! me & you can go to the beach. :) Jordan says she's just going to lay out there all day. Pool time - Jeff wants to love drown Jordan 1:04pm Jeff and Jordan are outside along with Laura and Ronnie. Jeff is on the blue raft in the pool...Laura is also in the pool, they are talking about how her boobs are falling out of her bikini top and it's annoying her...Jeff is saying that if she just walked around with her boobs hanging out all the time no one would even care....Laura gets out and sits near Jordan who is sitting on a lawn chair... Jeff asks Ronnie what's wrong, he looks stressed out...Laura wonders if the veto meeting will be today...Jeff jokingly says he's going to dunk Ronnie for 10 seconds for nominating him...Ronnie says ok...Jeff says then they are even...Ronnie says it sounds good...Laura says it would be the best revenge ever huh? Jordan then says "Jeff always wants to dunk me"...Laura says "drown you"...Jordan says "yeah drown me and I didn't even nominate him"... Jeff says "yeah but I wanna, I want to love drown you Jordan" :) ...Jordan and Ronnie giggle... Laura is called out by BB to put on her mic...Jeff then says "Laura, please put on a bigger bikini" 😂 Pool time - Big Mac or a salad 1:29-1:34pm Jeff has been laying on the raft in the pool for around a half hour...Jordan has been tanning with Laura...Jordan gets into the pool and dunks her head to wet her hair...Jeff starts pretend choking her from his perch on the raft...Jordan laughs and says "choke"...Laura says she can't believe that Jordan is still wearing that one earring...Jordan says she still can't find her other one, but her luck has turned around so it might be a good thing to keep the one earring...Laura says that most girls she knows would lose one earring and then say, shit, and not wear any, only Jordan would continue to wear the other earring...Jeff says "that's a true story" Jordan starts humming the McDonald's song "I'm lovin' it"...Jeff asks if that is her ringtone? 😅 ...Jordan says "no"...Laura says she would chop off her left foot for McDonalds...Casey yells out that something about McDonalds and a ringtone. Jeff starts in on the "I mean Casey, which one you gonna have" routine and Casey who is sitting tanning starts doing his Jordan impersonation "Casey, come on, Casey, you know it's hard Casey...you can have a salad or a Big Mac, which one you gonna have?" Jordan says Big Mac...Casey says "you're gonna have a Big Mac Casey, come on!" They all start laughing especially Jeff who says "that's the best!"...Laura says "who is that?"...they say it's Jordan...Casey explains that around the 7th day in there they were talking about eating right and Jordan was saying it was hard, Casey said it wasn't that hard but Jordan said >Casey, Casey, you're gonna go eat and you can have a salad or a Big Mac, which one you gonna have? A Big Mac, come on Casey"...Jeff starts cracking up!...Casey smiles big. Jeff repeats "that's the best!" Laura says only Jordan, she's the only female she's ever met like that...Jeff keeps cracking up...Casey does the gag one more time and says even when it happened in real time it was funny...Jordan laughs and says she loves to eat...Laura says so does everyone, that is the problem in America...Jordan says a percentage of Americans are fatter than the people in France...Laura says definitely, we're the most obese people in the world...Jeff says we're lazy. Laura says when she gets out of there the first thing she's going to eat is fast food...Jeff says he's going to Portillo's...Jordan says that is that Italian place right?...Jeff says then he's going by his buddies restaurant to eat at night...they talk about drinking and eating after BB and how they are not allowed to leave right away, it's a long process before they get out of there, out of the studio, they talk to a psychologist before they go to see if you're mentally stable to leave...Jeff says they would ask "do you want to stab somebody?" and his answer would be yes LOL Jordan laughs at the prospect of Braden going through that and Jeff says Braden is still on lockdown somewhere in the studio...Jordan says Braden probably pretended to be mentally unstable so that BB would give him a place to stay...Jeff says Jordan is so worried about that, not to worry he has somewhere to stay...they then convince Jeff to get off his raft so they can make a whirlpool in the water… JJ Pool time 1:42-1:46pm Just after the 1:42pm mark Cam 2 shows Jeff and Jordan playing around in the pool (faraway shot)...Jeff is wetting her hair and Jordan is whining that she doesn't want to get her hair wet, she's trying to get it dry...Casey yells from the lounger that her hair is already wet, she doesn't want to get it wet-ter...Jordan gets on Jeff's back and holds on while saying she is basically bald, she has no hair there...Jeff says (in a Jordan accent) so it dries fast...Jordan laughs. Jeff says Jordan has the giggles today, he thought she was being crabby all the time... Jordan says it's because she's cut off from Big Brother, it's Sunday, no talking about BB, no strategies people...Casey says to go into the GR, he bets they'll find a conversation there...Jordan giggles and says they are the dark side...Russell is stepping over to the dark side (he has just come outside). Jordan says she is just kidding Russell. Jeff starts going around the pool in a circle with Jordan hanging on... Casey says "come on in the water's fine Russ"...Jeff says they don't take the game too serious on this side, they laugh...Jeff says they crack more jokes and don't have such a great strategy but they have a good time...Jeff says they're more interested in planning the afterparty...they all laugh...Jeff then tries to drown Jordan 😋 she comes up for air coughing, poor thing, lol. Jordan says she was laughing under water, she then grrr's at Jeff...Jeff and Jordan move over to the stairs part of the pool because Russell is getting ready to jump in the pool, he belly flops in and Jordan runs out to lay out on the chair...Jeff gets out shortly after too... Sunscreen lotion tiff 1:46pm Jeff gets out of the pool shortly after Jordan gets out, he asks Casey to hand him the lotion in Jordan accent...Casey does the Big Mac/Salad which one you gonna have schtick again and they all laugh...Casey says that shit was so funny...Jordan who is sitting on one of the pool chairs explains to Laura how her mom says her name "Jor - DAAN". As Jordan is explaining Jeff asks her to put some lotion on his back...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "what do you mean what?"...Jordan says "Goddd!"...Jordan puts some lotion on her hand to start applying...Jeff says "you're so lazy you know that? for real, it's like 3 seconds out of your life and wtf are you doing right now?"...Casey yells out WOW!...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "I'm sick of this shit"...Jordan whips off the tank top covering her head and says "OMG! you know what? you stay on your side today and I'll stay on mine cuz you're getting on my nerves too"... Jeff says "you're getting on my nerves, could you put on lotion? God, I'm so busy today"...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "I'll fu**ing drown you"...they laugh...Jeff says "hold on, I'm just kidding, will you be nice for once?"...Jordan repeats that they should stay on their respective sides because he is getting on her nerves (how did that work out for ya? lol)...Jeff says "alright just finish the job"...Laura says "that's what she said"...Jordan continues applying and then Jeff hastily gets up saying "gimme that, you suck, I'm staying on my side" and he walks away and asks Laura to finish applying the lotion...Jordan says "you're fired"...feeds switch out... JJ in the pool again 2:29-2:33pm Ronnie is outside talking to Jeff & Jordan who are in the pool again, Jeff on the raft. Ronnie is feeding them more lies and talks to them about Casey who just happens to join them while Jordan is telling Ronnie that she doesn't understand why Ronnie keeps asking their opinions when he just does what he wants, she's just being honest and that whatever he's hearing is BS, Casey keeps to himself. Casey & Ronnie whisper something about he said, she said, Casey jumps up and starts running around the pool and saying come on! Jeff & Jordan inch closer together, Jeff reaches for her arm, grabs it...he pulls her towards him and tries to hug her...Jordan says something inaudible, Jeff says what did you say? Again more inaudible talking between them, the mics focus in on Ronnie & Casey...Jeff holds onto Jordan but then lets go while she grabs onto his leg and the raft. She does the patented Jordan pats on his leg and then pushes him and he goes floating away. (geez Jordan was so self conscious of her & Jeff when others were around, lol) JJ pool time - sunglasses 3:41-3:46pm Jordan is right there beside Jeff in the pool, she starts whistling. She pinches Jeff's leg and then pats it hard, Jeff looks at her, she says sorry and giggles. Jeff does something to her (on her neck) and she says she just felt like it. Jordan pinches his upper arm and he looks at her again and goes to pinch her...Jordan says oh, no, don't do that, it would hurt. Jordan says she feels like she hasn't gotten any sun. Jeff thinks they have. Natalie yells out if Jeff wants a burger, he says yeah if no one else wants it, he'll take it. Jordan has taken off her sunglasses (she looks really pretty here) and Jeff says he can't take a good gesture, he thinks they might have put rat poison in the burgers, lol. Camera pans to Jordan's hand that was on Jeff's abs. :) They talk about the burger, a pickle and the 5 second rule of dropping food. Jordan says she keeps messing with her hair, then a plane flies over and what they're saying is inaudible but Jordan makes some weird dinosaur like noise, lol and Jeff gives her a look...Jordan wonders what her mom is saying about Jeff right now (if you only knew Jordan 😉 Jeff smiles and says "what do you think she is saying?" Jordan says she doesn't know...because she is sure she knows that Jeff is her BFF in the house, ya know? Jeff mmm, hmm's. Jordan starts talking to Jeff, he keeps his eyes closed...she says listen! He says he's listening, she says look at me! Jeff says "don't talk to me with those glasses on"...Jordan says why? Jeff says he doesn't like it. Jordan says why? Jeff says it gets him all pissed off because she could be all weird...a lot of the conversation goes through the eyes...whatever just tell me what you're saying...Jordan says they're planning on getting Russell some alcohol so he will get fussy and then people will want him out of here, they planted the seed, they watered it and hopefully it will grow... Jeff gets all riled up about Ronnie, Jordan says to not say anything, Jeff says he won't, he only talks to her...Jordan says that is good. She puts her hand back on his abs :) and they talk about Laura and how Jordan hasn't told her anything, Jeff says he doesn't think it's going to happen anyways. Jeff says there's no point in Ronnie trying to talk tough. Feeds cut off... Pool time - Jordan wants to make Jeff cooler 3:50-3:57pm Feeds return to J&J bickering about rubbing :) Jordan has her foot up on Jeff's abs now (must be in preparation for those wonderful Jeff foot massages that he loves so much, lol). She says she will rub his back on the hammock even longer...Jeff says how long? She says 30 minutes...Jeff says that is such a lie, everyone is lying to him...Jordan says "please" and Jeff starts rubbing...Jordan says thanks. She says she cut her toenails too short, Jeff says he doesn't like feet...Jordan says well obviously he likes hers because he is rubbing them...Jeff says they're in the pool and he can wash off. LOL (he dips his hand in the pool) They laugh. Jordan says he's doing it too hard, she has bones you know...she says he has to rub down, Jeff say this isn't a foot parlor, Jordan says he has to use two hands, Jeff says it's getting gross, Jordan says why? She says sometimes in life you have to do things you don't like...Jeff says for what? Jordan says for the other person...Jeff says she is about to get to the bottom of this pool. Jordan says his farts don't stink, Jeff says they do, Jordan says she doesn't smell them...Jordan says for Jeff to look at her hot pink tipped toenails. Jeff sarcastically says awesome. Jeff says he better get his back scratched tonight...Jordan says she will. She says she likes her feet rubbed and then something about crustiness and a cheese grater. :/ Jeff dips his hands in the water and Jordan says don't do that, she doesn't have crusty toes, she has nice toes...nice like Jeff says. Jordan sings Viva Las Vegas, Jordan wants to go to Vegas...Jeff says me too, Jordan wants to go so bad, she's never been, Jeff says she'll love it, it's crazy. Jeff stops rubbing, Jordan says it was an ok job, it could be better. Jordan makes popping noises, Jeff looks at her...Jordan says what? Jeff says what's wrong with you? Jordan says Jeff gets so mad so easy...he goes off really easy, he's short tempered, he needs to work on it...Jeff says she needs to work on compliments instead of watering his negative plant...they laugh. Jordan holds Jeff's hand and says when she mentions words like crunk she is just trying to help him out...Jeff says he didn't even say it so why say it...Jordan says she is reminding him...Jeff uhhhh's...Jordan says she is trying to help him out, make him cooler. She giggles. Jordan says Jeff is the type of guy that likes facials, doesn't he? Jeff says he's never had one. She is surprised, he seems like he would like them...Jeff says what are they? Do they rub you? Jordan says yeah on your face. Jeff says f**k yeah. Jeff says he's never had a massage. Jordan find this weird because he likes people rubbing him. Jeff says he knows. Jeff talks about getting his haircut and they would rub his temples before it, it was the best. They decide to go lay out in the sun... Jordan cute pregnant 4:02-4:06pm Jeff & Jordan are laying out getting sun. Jordan randomly asks Jeff if he thinks when women are pregnant it's cute? Jeff says mmm, hmmm. Jordan says she thinks she will gain 30lbs when she's pregnant...Jeff thinks she will gain a lot more than that...Jordan says probably, omg that sucks...Jeff says but no, you'll like it because you'll get to eat everything and have an excuse...Jordan laughs and says "and not feel bad about it?"...Jeff says his sister-in-law gained a lot of weight but right after she lost the weight, she worked out, she's got a good body...Jordan says she doesn't like to work out...Jeff says he sees....so just get pregnant. Jordan says eww, no...Jordan says she would die if she found out she was. Feeds cut off for a bit and when they return Jordan has her tank top on and is tying her hair, ready to go inside...Jeff says he wants to do his back a bit because he always does his front...he peeks some looks at her...Jordan says she has fat armpits...Jeff laughs...she says it's weird and she's always like eww...Jeff says fat armpits, I don't even know what that means...Jordan explains fat armpits, lol...Jeff says alright...Jordan says he's never noticed that? Jeff says he's never heard of that. Jordan says her sister's boyfriend always says that you can always tell if a girl is going to be fat by her knees...Jeff says how about by their eating habits. LOL Jordan says some people just like to eat, like her...Jeff says later, fat armpit 😛 Jordan heads inside... Jordan's goes off on Ronnie 4:15-4:28pm This exchange IMO is one of the reasons Jordan Lloyd is the sweetest badass girl to ever play BB and she deserved to win...she knew exactly what was going on in that house & was not going to back down from anyone, talk about putting someone in their place, it was a beautiful thing… Jordan is laying in Jeff's bed in the RR, Ronnie comes to talk to her and sits on the bed beside her. He wants to talk, he says he knows Jeff is upset and he knows what they want done and he has his own reasons for what he's going to do, the person he is putting up will be told before the POV ceremony so there are no surprises. Ronnie wants people to know what's going on. Ronnie says what he is going to do will upset her and may upset Jeff but ateotd his feelings on it is that they want the half million dollars and they should be looking out for themselves...he says this person that is going up...Jordan says you're putting Casey up...Ronnie says he probably is...Jordan says he has been wanting that... Jordan starts going off on Ronnie...she says she doesn't understand why he asks for her advice because he does what the other half of the house says so don't ask her for her advice and ask her what she thinks and then when she tells him, he does the complete opposite and then he comes in there and he tells her I heard this person saying this and this person saying that and then she'll try to give him advice and he does the complete opposite, just talk to them then and just ask them because everything he's done they've predicted...she knew he was going to put Jeff up, put up Laura, nobody in this house likes Laura, he's been saying for awhile he wanted to put Casey up, everybody is pissed off at Casey, so she knew he was going to put them two up, they have a stronger vote, whatever, so he's going to do whatever the majority of the house says because he doesn't want to piss anybody else off because he doesn't want to be a target, that's honestly why... Ronnie starts getting flustered and Jordan says she is just being honest and that is exactly what he's doing...he just follows...that's why he keeps asking everybody in this house...he goes to each person and asks them what they think and then he'll be like this person said this about you, oh I was in the bathroom I heard this person say that...so he's going back and forth between sides...he's basically playing everybody and she's starting to catch on what he's doing...she knows he's playing the game but don't ask her advice...basically she knows what he's doing, he's going to put up her or Casey, she's already figured this out cuz he wants Laura out cuz he likes Jessie and Jessie doesn't like Laura so he's going to put somebody up next to Laura so Laura can get out, he's not gonna put Russell up because that will help them in the game as an athlete...she already knows all this...so, he doesn't even have to explain it... Ronnie has been sitting there like this 🫤 the whole time, he finally says that the thing he wanted to tell her was this...just know and I'm not and this is nothing against Casey as a person, ultimately...uh...and everyone is so quick, like you were just...errr...and you're not incorrect but I'm just saying...everyone is so quick with me being HOH, not just you... Jordan says she knows, she already knows he's going with the majority of the house and what they say so don't go around asking us what we think and then go around saying I heard this person was saying this about that person, you're playing both sides...Ronnie tries to protest...Jordan says no, you really are though...but honestly everything you've said from the beginning to us oh, I'm going to do this you've lied about so now, honestly whatever you tell me you're going to do...for all I know I'm going to sit there and you're going to say "Jordan you're up"...I don't believe what you say cuz you listen to everything, you go and ask us but then you go straight to Jessie and ask for his advice and then you talk to all them and then change...Ronnie says he hasn't asked Jessie for any advice 🙄 Jordan says but then you go over there and you tell us that this person said this about you, like today you said oh, you tell Casey what Lydia was saying about him, now Casey is all upset, you're going back and forth between sides but you're out of it and now everybody else is going to start arguing and now Casey is going up and he didn't do anything, Casey has no problem with you and he's not a threat...it's just going to be funny when it backfires and a certain person is HOH and you're up and you're going to realize I should have done that. Ronnie says he understands and that's a roll of the dice and what he wanted to say was that just remember this...Casey is only playing for himself, no one else, Casey told him in the bathroom that he didn't care who he put up even if it was Jordan as long as it wasn't him. Jordan keeps going, lol...she says but don't keep acting like you really want Russell when you really want Casey or you really want me up there...just don't ask us, go outside and talk to them about it because I already know you're going to listen to everything they say, you're influenced by them because there's more of them and you don't want a target on your back...that is why. More err's and uh's from Ronnie, he says he doesn't want her to be upset...Jordan says she just thinks it's going to be funny after the show and you turn around and watch it and a mistake you're making when Casey is not even after you and someone else is and they're HOH and if you're up here (green chairs) and everyone is going to turn on you and you're going to end up walking out of here and you will be like God, I should have done that...I'm just letting you know. Ronnie tries once again to defend his position, he stumbles on his words, he repeats the playing for themselves schtick and Jordan says yes, everyone is...he says until you're the HOH it's very difficult...Jordan says that everything Ronnie says he hasn't stuck to so why is she going to believe anything he says now, everything he has said...he turned against them with the vote, you said you wouldn't put up Jeff & Laura, you said you wouldn't up her up, she's probably going up...Ronnie says Jeff wanted to be put up 🙄 Jordan says and now you're putting up Casey who's not even targeting you and now he's going to have one more person that doesn't like you, she just wants to shake him and open his eyes because he is putting up someone that has no problem with him, he's putting up someone that other people have a problem with, he's not doing it for himself, he's doing it to please everybody else in the house...because he doesn't want people to be mad at him and he listens to what everybody else says... Ronnie says no matter what people say he still thinks that Jeff will put him on the block...Jordan says go talk to Jeff and ask Jeff...Ronnie says Casey would to...Jordan says Casey wouldn't put him up...Jordan says to talk to him, she knows who he wants gone...she tells Ronnie again why he is putting Casey up...she says it's obvious what he's doing...but she's just saying don't come to her for advice because she knows what he's going to do...they predicted everything he has done, it's like he's trying to play good guy but you're turning against us, you're going to wipe each and every one of us one by one and you're going to stay on that side...she guarantees, watch, somebody up there is going to be HOH and you're going to be knocked out and he will say he made the biggest mistake, it's all she's saying. Ronnie says it might be...he tries again to let her know and Jordan says again that it's not because she has gotten closer to Casey but it's just that he's so, so...she just wants to open his eyes, he's going to do what he's going to do but he's going to end up sending the wrong people home when you had Laura's word that she would not put you up...Jordan once again tells Ronnie not to come to her and tell the others, she says not to share information because all it does is make everybody fight, now Casey is down in the dumps because of what you said earlier, all Casey does is listen, he doesn't say anything...Ronnie denies that...Jordan says believe what you want, you go out there and go listen to everybody else, so don't sit here and try to talk to me and say I'm going to do this so I sit here and think you're a good guy when I know you're going to put me or Casey up...Ronnie says he won't put up Jordan, he gave her his word. 😵💫 Jordan says how do I believe that? She says he is playing sides, he acts like he really cares...he turns around and does the total opposite so go out there and sit with them because you're going to listen to them...Ronnie - blah, blah, bs, blah, more lies, blah...Jordan says she can bet money it's her or Casey going up so he can forget about the other options because she knows it's her or Casey...Ronnie lies and says it's not going to be her...(Laura is seen overhearing the convo from the HN room)... Jordan says whatever, she says Ronnie is putting up someone that makes fun of him constantly...but he's not saying anything about that...she tells him to do what he's going to do...so it's fine...she turns and covers herself with the covers...Ronnie leaves.. Jordan & Laura discuss 4:29-4:32pm Ronnie has just left Jordan, Laura comes out from the HN room and joins Jordan in the bed. Jordan tells Laura how she went off on Ronnie, she rants... Jordan says it's so stupid, she's done talking about it...if Laura does go home she is going to cause some drama in this bitch...they laugh...Laura says it's f'n funny, Jordan says it's ridiculous...(Jordan massages her boobs while Laura stares at her, lol) ...Jordan continues going off, Laura asks if someone is in the SS room, Jordan says she doesn't know, she doesn't care...she is pissed... This made me giggle... Jordan says the bed is wet, she needs to put on dry clothes...Laura says well the bed is already wet...Jordan asks Laura if what she said was good, could she hear her clearly? Laura mmm, hmm's but doesn't say if it was good or not...Jordan then says "and then he gets up and walks off and pouts, now he's going to be like, I'm putting her up...PUT MY ASS UP"...she gets up out of bed..."I don't give a f**k"...Laura laughs...Jordan says "I'm serious, enough f**king bullshit"...they both laugh and Jordan goes into the HN room to change… Jordan says Jeff is cuter 4:38-4:50pm Jordan & Laura are laying down in Jeff's bed. Jordan has finished venting about Ronnie and says she is closed on Sundays and doesn't want to talk BB. (hmm, I wonder where I heard that saying before? ;) ) Jordan turns to try and rest...Laura says that if she is voted off and Jordan right after they can enjoy the rest of the summer at home with people they like that aren't liars and egotistical dipshits that aren't even good looking (Jessie)...she says that is why it's so funny to her that he's so obsessed with himself, his face is ugly as f**k...that is why he got his body to look like that because there is no way any girl would ever date him... Jordan says she would have thought Jeff would be kind of conceited but he's sooo not...she says that when she first saw him she wasn't like OMG...Laura laughs...but when you get to know him and his personality he's more fun, he's like really...he's cuter. 🥰 Laura says he's got a really good personality...Jordan mmm, hmm's. Jordan says he always wants to be rubbed..."do it nice, do it nice" she giggles, Laura asks if she doesn't like to rub him...Jordan says no! 🧐 Jordan was in the pool and she was like rub my feet and he said no, there has to be a way it's going to be 50/50 and she said she would rub his back for 30 minutes and she said just rub my feet please and he did. Laura says that's really funny. They go back to game talk… Jeff tells Jordan not to take it out on him 5:30-5:39pm Jordan is laying down in Jeff's bed in the RR, Jeff is standing nearby. Jeff & Jordan whisper about the HG's. Jeff says he is sure he (Ronnie) sold you out so he's not looking at me again. Jeff gets in bed with Jordan while she is telling him that she asked Natalie what the plan is, she said Natalie says that Ronnie keeps changing his mind. Jordan says Ronnie pulled Casey off to the side. Jordan says she doesn't know, she doesn't care, Russell has been acting rude towards her too...she's tired and she's aggravated and she said she's not talking about it anymore...she says they told her that Ronnie said Jordan was dead to him...Jeff says he's such a little two-faced worm, why did he say that?...Jordan answers with a raised voice "I don't know...because he's playing both sides"...Jeff says he's so soft...Jeff closes his eyes...feeds go to fish...when they return both J&J have their eyes closed...they are quiet and then Jordan says "I don't like him anymore". Jeff smiles and rubs her arm and says alright, you're stressing out...Jordan says no, I'm ewww, this was supposed to be a no talk, no talk about this day and now look at it. Jordan grrrr's...Jordan says he just paces back and forth...Jeff asks Casey? Jordan says she wants to tell Casey and now all of a sudden he likes Russell.... Jordan says she doesn't want Laura to leave, Jeff says he doesn't think there's a choice...quiet again...they hear Ronnie in the kitchen saying something about Jordan but they can't make it out...Jordan says he is making up stuff...Jeff says he is talking shit about her...more quiet...Jordan grunts...Jordan asks why he keeps pacing back and forth, he always does that...Jeff says cuz he's a fu**ing idiot...more quiet... Casey returns from watching the movie...they ask him how the movie was, he says it was good. They chit chat for a bit...Casey says to stay cool, Jordan says they'll talk later... More quiet...Jeff says "Ronnie is not putting him up (Casey)" Jordan says yeah, he is...Jeff says then why did Casey tell us to stay cool, I bet you Ronnie told him that he's putting you up...Jordan goes ugh (rolling eyes) then turns to face Jeff...she says "why are you looking at me like that?" Jeff says "listen, I know you're getting frustrated and you get frustrated but don't take it out on me, alright, I wasn't looking at you like anything, I was just looking at you" Jeff closes his eyes...Jordan covers her face with the cover...Jordan asks Jeff if he is trying to go to sleep too...Jeff says kinda...Jordan moves her arm to not touch his and says there you go, Jeff looks at her, rolls his eyes and turns a little to the other side... More quiet...Jordan looks around, sneaks some looks at Jeff... Jordan whispers something about hating people when she leaves here and Jeff nods...Jordan says something about Russell (inaudible to me) and Jeff says mmm, hmm. Jordan asks if he is sleeping now...Jeff say no he's relaxing and not talking because he's pissed...Jordan says she's pissed off at him...Jeff says he knows but don't yell at him...Jeff says that is why I told you not to fu**ing say anything, when you say shit you know it's going to come right back to you, he told her to not say anything, don't say that shit... Jordan bites her nails...she says she can't fall asleep...Jeff says to relax...she says she tries to but she can't...Jordan lays down and says will you give me that (cover) and Jeff breathes out deeply...Jordan closes her eyes and turns towards Jeff who doesn't respond to her..Jeff's feet keep moving...Jordan rolls to the other side... Jeff buttons up Jordan 7:17-7:19pm Jordan has just taken a shower, puts on her makeup, then puts on a top that needs buttoning. She heads outside where Jeff is getting ready to work out and she asks him to button her top...he obliges. :) Jordan says she doesn't like buttons...Jeff asks her...dude, does it fit? lol Jordan says yeah, I got it before I got my boobs done...it'll fit. Jordan says to just work on this part...Jeff says he's trying to work it so it's closer...he says this motherf**ker...Jordan laughs...Jeff says dude, you're gonna bust out of this thing...Jordan says she's not, just button it...Jeff says to take it easy...he says it's like trying to fit a dog through a mousehole...😂 Jordan says sorry I'm holding my arm in your face...Jeff sits down to get more traction lol ...he says hold on, is this supposed to be easy or something? You gotta be fu**ing joking...Jordan laughs...Jeff says stop laughing! come here...smash your boob or something...she laughs...he says no, the other way, you had it, alright stop, don't move...Jordan says to not look at her armpit, he says he's not looking..Jeff says oh, yeah...I'm better at unbuttoning...you get it? 😉 He finishes up and Jordan goes back inside... Jeff & Jordan realize she’s going up 8:06-8:20pm Jeff & Jordan are sitting outside on the couches. Jeff says they will switch it up..Jordan says she can't think about it because she wants to cry...Jeff puts his hand on her leg, rubs and says "don't cry, oh stop"...Jordan says it makes her mad... Jeff says "you're not going home" Jordan says she is...Jeff says "no you're not" Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "you're not"...they look at each other...Jeff nods no... Jeff tries to make her feel better by joking...he says "Ronnie says you're not going home so it must be true"...they laugh...Jordan says so it's exactly the opposite...she says it's because she told him off because of what she said, she can't hold it in...Jeff says that is fine, there's a lot of time from today until tomorrow...shit changes in an hour over here, someone trips over his foot and they're going up...Jordan says if she is going up she's going to act like Braden and then tell him to grow some balls...Jeff says she's not going home so don't say anything smart...Jordan says she is... Jordan says she doesn't understand why Jessie makes deals with Jeff and then she goes up...Jeff says he'll talk to him...Jordan says what about Russell going up...Jeff says that is over... Jordan whispers to Jeff to tell him something about promising to Ronnie to not put him up...she whispers about promising that if Russell goes up that Laura won't touch him, he has her word...Jeff says it doesn't matter...Jordan says why don't you just suggest it...Jeff says he will...Jordan says to not leave that part out or she will be mad, if she watches the tapes back and see that he didn't say that then she will be even more mad...Jeff says yeah, because I haven't been trying my hardest since I've been here the whole time...Jordan says really he hasn't...Jeff says really?...Jordan smirks/smiles and says she's just kidding... Jordan says so what are you going to say please tell me? Jeff says he doesn't know he will have to think about it later...Jordan says come on...Jeff says you and this fu**ing Laura thing, do you want to stay or do you want her to stay? Jordan says her to stay so she can help us...Jeff says really, she's not, it's you or her, I don't understand what you don't get about that? Jordan says if she goes, I'm next and then Jeff says he's next...Jordan says Jessie had a deal with you...Jeff says how is he supposed to believe anyone in here, you can't make deals... They get quiet...Jordan smiles secretly... Then Jeff looks over at her...Jordan looks up and says it's cloudy, can you believe it? Jeff says he likes it and he cannot believe it...Jordan smiles and asks why he is being smart? Jeff reaches over to her cheek... Jeff says he hopes it rains, it would be nice, he wishes he didn't nap...they talk about the weather and Jordan keeps patting Jeff's hand which is on her leg...Jeff asks if she's hinting she wants to scratch his arm...she scratches...Kevin gets up and leaves the hottub area where he has been laying down... Jordan asks if she can tell Laura the deal now...Jeff says she can now...who cares now...Jordan says it does look like it might rain...Jeff can't believe what pussies everyone is in here, no balls, get some balls...Jordan says we need to win HOH or you and your team because then you won't let them put me up...Jeff says he needs to run around here threatening people because then they won't put me up...he says it's so stupid...he says this season is going to be so stupid because no one is putting up big players, it will be all about who wins veto...he says no one will put up Jessie, Jordan says she will, Jeff says who will vote him out...Jeff says they need to do something in the next two weeks or else they are both going home...Jordan says what about the deal Jessie made with you...Jeff says apparently it's not true...Jordan says it's going to be Kevin, Lydia, Chima, Natalie, Jessie and who else? Jeff says who knows, who cares... Casey comes out, they do their Irish voices, they comiserate and bash Ronnie. They figure all of their side will go out one by one...Jordan tells Casey what happened when she went off on Ronnie...they discuss how Ronnie has changed his mind over and over and then the feeds cut off... Are we going to continue? 9:45-9:49pm One of my top 5 favorite JeJo moments on the feeds, this told me that Jordan did want to continue with Jeff outside the house and the feeling was definitely mutual ;) https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0nJ-r0ybkNQ Jeff is working out and comes inside to change...Jordan & Laura are in the RR talking...Jeff enters the RR, puts his hat down on the dresser...Jordan looks at him and Jeff says "what?...Jeff whips off his tank top and Jordan says they were talking. Jeff grabs a sweaty t-shirt to wear saying he likes putting on sweaty clothes and the girls say ewww...Jordan tells Jeff to "come here" :) ...Jeff approaches her and says "what?"...he leans over the bed and Jordan says to not talk so close to her face, he backs up a bit and Jordan says they want to say something really mean tomorrow...Jeff says "you do?"...Jordan says she's on her period now LOL Jordan says she wants to say something mean when Ronnie replaces Jeff with her...Jeff says "don't say anything"...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says "don't say anything mean, you want to go out with class and you might not go home so you don't want to say anything you regret"... Jeff puts his hat on and says that even if you were going home, you don't want to go out like that, you're going to regret it later but then again wtf does he know, do what she wants...Jeff starts to head out but Jordan says "wait, come here, I'm not done talking to you...sit down and talk"...Jeff says "now you wanna talk? all day I want to talk to you and you just blow me off"...Jordan says "cuz I was mad and now I'm on my period and I wanna talk"...Jeff just looks at her LOL ...Laura asks why that would make her want to talk?...Jordan doesn't know, she doesn't feel good so for Jeff sit down. Jeff says he's going to go finish his workout...Jordan with a sheepish look says "I'll probably be asleep by the time you're done" ;) Jeff asks what she wants to talk about?...Jordan says about life...Jeff says life in here or on the outside?...Jordan says on the outside...Jeff says "what about it?"...Jordan says "I don't know"...Jeff grabs Jordan's foot and stretches...Laura brings up Ronnie and his DR's...Jeff says they need to get some more film...they laugh...Jordan says they're going to look like the stupid ones...Laura mentions the "bitter? table for one" statement Dan made about Jessie during the HN comp so that is what she says they are "bitter? table for three" LOL Jordan tells Jeff that the other HG's were all asking her in the bathroom if her & Jeff were going to 'continue'... Jeff is like 🫣 and says "what?"... Jordan starts giggling and Jeff still doesn't get it, he says "what? you might as well just say it"...Jordan puts on Jeff's chapstick and says "are you and Jeff gonna continue?"...Jeff says "continue what?"...Jordan says "our BFF friendship"...Laura adds "when you get out of the house"...Jeff gets the sweetest, grin on his face... Jordan says she told them she said no...Jeff is like :) and says "what you want?"...Jordan says "I'm just kidding...I just said we were BFF"... Jeff shrugs and says "that's good"...Jordan says "that's what I told them...now I got a new BFF in Chicago and you got one in Charlotte and Laura's in the middle"...Laura says "I'm below y'all"...Jordan says "you are?"...they laugh and Jeff says "I gotta work out" and he leaves... Jordan sees Jeff’s tush 10:21pm Jordan and Laura are outside doing laundry and Jordan runs inside to ask Jeff if he needs any whites or greys washed. She goes into the bathroom to look for him and realizes he is in the toilet stall, she knocks half-heartedly and barely gives him any time to answer when she opens the door and sees his bare bottom, lol. She laughs and turns 4 shades of red... “Nice” rubbing & scratching chat 11:25-11:42pm Jeff & Michele have been chatting in the RR, Jordan & Laura, who have been in the HN room, join them...Jordan says they can't sleep...Jordan sits down on Jeff's bed, Jeff automatically puts his hand around her...Jeff says she had the giggles earlier, he could hear her...Jordan rubs Jeff's belly...Laura and Jordan giggle about what Laura might say about Jeff in her speech, it's either going to be about toona or technotronics, Laura asks if it's ok?...Jeff says she can go ahead...Laura asks what Jeff & Michele were talking about?...Michele says they were discussing which of them was going to be depicted on the show as the leper...Laura says all of them could be...Jeff says he could be that guy. Laura says she's hungry as hell...Jeff says he's hungry too, they made a bunch of steaks, he'll get to chew the bones when they're done...Jeff says he wishes they'd blow up on each other, it's never gonna happen...Jordan says she couldn't help blowing up on Ronnie, she was pissed, she won't say anything else anymore...Jeff says the damage is done, they're fu**ing out of there...Jordan knows...Jeff says to Laura she better not throw a big stone at him, it better be in fun...Laura assures him it is...Jordan says it's funny, she says if Laura goes before her she'll go next or vice versa. Laura wants a pickle or a steak or a pizza...Jordan says Ronnie will realize the mistake he made, the others are just being nice to him now...Jeff says whatever, he's sick of talking about it...Jordan says she's just saying...Michele says what's done has been done. Jordan says "listen, doesn't this make you laugh" and then blows a big fart on Jeff's belly...Michele asks if Jordan snorts when she laughs...Jordan says sometimes...Jordan pats Jeff's belly saying she's bored, she asks where Casey is? they don't know...Laura is irritated, she wants some fu**ing food!...Jeff says that they spilled slop all over the kitchen floor and didn't clean it...Jordan says "we did?"...Michele says someone else did it to make it look like they did...Laura says they didn't do that...Jordan says she cleans up after herself, they wouldn't do that...Jeff doesn't know...Jordan and Laura say whatever...Laura leaves to get a pickle...Jordan repeats she didn't do it...Michele says Jordan is considerate...Jordan says someone did that on purpose, she swears she didn't do it...Jeff says he isn't saying she did, he's just saying what the others said. Jordan rubs Jeff's belly a little and Jeff asks if she'll scratch him, for a half hour...Jordan says to come lay on the hard bed and she will...he says "for a half hour?"...Jordan nods...Jeff says "you promised!"...Jordan says she told him she would and she will...Jordan says "he likes to be rubbed Michele"...Jordan keeps scratching/rubbing... Michele says who doesn't? Jeff is like a little dog, giggle giggle 🫤 .Jeff says "you have to do it nice though!"...Jordan says "what's up with you and the word nice?"...Jeff says "because I'm not a dog, scratch it nice" :)...Jordan says it's funny how he says nice...more giggles from Michele BLECH Jordan who is too nice says "Michele you have a pretty smile"...Michele says "thank you"...Jordan tells Jeff to look at it...Jeff who is also too nice says "she is very pretty, I've seen it" GAG ALERT...Michele says to Jeff "you make me smile that's why" 🤢 Jordan says she's just saying when she smiles, it's really pretty...Jeff who wants a compliment too says "that's a nice compliment"...Jordan says she's a teeth person and she always notices teeth and smiles...Michele says she has lots of people tell her that (of course she does 🙄 )...Jeff says that's nice, positive energy. Jordan says she just lays in bed tossing and turning, she hears everything...Michele says she would switch with Jordan if she could, she likes the hard bed, now she's going to be thrown in there all the time because she is saying she liked it...Jeff says he wishes he didn't take that nap...they say the others are going to stay up all night...Jeff says he can't believe Natalie is going to make it to the finals...Jordan says she's protected by Jessie...Jordan says she hopes Michele makes it far...they whisper some game...Laura turns on the light to go into the HN room, she comes back and Jeff smells something nice, he asks Laura what it was?...Laura says it was her hand sanitizer...Jeff likes it... Jordan can't believe they took her perfume but let Laura bring hers...Jeff was allowed to bring his cologne...Chima comes in to get some clothes...Laura moves and sits over on the ledge of Jeff's bed...Jordan says she's cold in the morning but hot at night...Jeff says the same...Jeff says he wishes it was colder now, he sleeps better when it's chillier, Jordan agrees...Natalie comes in and Jeff asks if she's hyped up on candy...Natalie says no, she tells them about a bet her and Lydia made, a shadow game (boring)...Jeff says they're going to want to kill each other, dressing is one thing but shadowing is another...they talk about all the candy she got, she's not going to go to sleep until after the ceremony, she rambles more about the shadowing (blah blah blah)...more annoying Michele giggling... Jordan says maybe she's going to go to bed...Jeff wants her to scratch his back a little...Jeff turns on his belly and Jordan starts scratching...Laura sits back down and the feeds switch out...
- Day 8 of BB11 Feeds
July 17 BY chat - Pity Party 12:59-1:06pm The pity party continues once again in the BY...Jordan, Casey and Laura are comiserating about the situation they're in...Jeff walks out all bummed out, he sits down next to Jordan and sighs loudly...Jordan mumbles "I can't believe" while Casey rants...Jeff says "dude, they're riding their fu**ing horse now, f**k it"...Laura asks where they're at...Jeff says he doesn't even know if their comments are meaningful but Jessie asking him if he had a zit, is he stressing out out there? just little comments, he's not sure if they're playing around...Laura thinks it was stone but to not worry about it...Jeff says he'd like to take a fu**ing bat and crack it over his head and be like "how do ya like that fu**ing zit?" :) Jeff says that he gets heated so quick, he's got to bite his tongue...Laura says it's late, they should go to bed...Jeff says f**k that...Laura says that she doesn't want to go to bed by herself, she's in the same room as the bozos...Casey gets up and leaves...Jeff says "whatever man, you can't ride that high horse for long"...Laura says if for some reason they all get knocked out, the others eventually have to turn on each other...Jordan speaks up saying she doesn't want to be knocked out by them, it's irritating...Laura doesn't either and she's putting up a fight...Jeff tsks saying "whatever"...Jordan touches Jeff saying "don't get"...Jeff looks back and says he's not, he's trying to look at the positive...Jordan says "ok! I gotta stay away from you tonight, you're grouchy"...Jeff looks back again, touches Jordan's leg and says "no, no, no"...Jordan says "you are very grouchy"...Jeff says it's because he doesn't like these little... Jordan says "what? these little high school games?"...Laura says it is high school edition...Jeff says they throw these little stones that they're better than him, they're not better than him, you just played the game better, you're not a better person than him...Jordan says they're bad Big Brother people, she giggles...Jeff says "dude, I'm the worst! eww, I fu**ing suck at this game"...Jordan says Jessie sucks, he left fourth last time...Laura rattles off the reasons why Jessie sucks LOL...Jeff says he's not going to bash anybody, he sucks, he'll take his medicine like a big boy...Jeff says that every alliance, every person he tried to make friends with fu**ed him, he laughs...Jordan puts her foot in Jeff's lap, Jeff looks down, squeezes her foot and says "not you Jordan"... Jordan says "I know!"...Jeff says she better win an HOH or something, like hit the buzzer...Jordan explains how she performed in the HOH comp, Ronnie was going to win anyway...Laura says she was an idiot...Jeff says not to think like that, be confident...they talk about possibly being a HN and the sleeping arrangements...Laura says for them to go lay down...Jeff says he's not going to lay down...Jordan tells Laura to not let the others turn her against them...Laura says she won't and they won't try...Jordan says she's going to keep her distance from them. Jeff says "dude they could make me sleep in a bed of pirahas they're not going to break me, I'll tell you that"...Laura says she's not going to quit...Jordan says she feels bad for coming up with the plan, along with Jeff, for keeping Braden...Laura says they had to try...Jeff agrees...Laura says they'd be in the same position either way...Jeff pinches Jordan's foot :) She screeches...Casey comes back and sits down...they talk about what they miss outside the house...Jordan says she really didn't think this game would be so hard, she thought she's a people person, she could do this...Jeff says "we had it all figured out"...Casey says "I'm a people person, they'll like me"...Casey starts saying how he can't believe Chima of all people is still there and the feeds switch out… Jeff f***ing rants 9:49-9:51am Jeff goes off in an expletive filled rant about the house & the fact someone put an opened condom under his bed as a gag when he & Jordan didn't even sleep in the same bed. 🤬 RR - Come here/JJ in bed depression 10:38-11:32am Feeds switch to J&J in the RR...Jeff is laying in his bed, Jordan is sitting in Laura's bed...Jeff is talking to Casey about what Ronnie is going to do...Jeff says he doesn't know what he's going to do, neither does Jordan...Jeff says he doesn't know if he's the rat, he doesn't know if he has a penis anymore, if it's still there, he doesn't know what's going on...Casey says it could be Jordan...Jeff agrees...Jordan says "shut up"...Jeff says it could be Jordan...while Jordan is asking them if they're serious, she's the one that started the whole plan, Jeff winks at Casey and says "for real, I've been hearing some shit though"...Jeff turns to look at Jordan but can't keep a straight face and smiles saying that he just winked at Casey but he couldn't even do that to her. :) Jeff says "come on, come sit by me"...Jordan says "no, you're being mean"...Jeff says (my two favorite words he says to Jordan) "come here"🥰 ...Jordan says "you've been mean like forever"...Jeff says "no I wasn't, come here" :) ...Jordan says last night he was and she wanders over to his bed. Jordan gets in bed with Jeff and lays down...Jordan says she can't stand to listen to "them" or look at "them"...Jeff knows, it makes him sick...Jeff says he doesn't mean to be mean, he's just crabby..Jordan knows, she is too, they're still not out yet...Jeff knows that and says he hates taking his medicine, their day will come, he promises (yep!)...Jordan says they're so cocky, she can't leave this house knowing one of them is still there...Jeff says he won't even watch, he'll get sick...Jordan thinks Chima is trying to make good TV, she feels bad for Braden, she ruined him...Jeff says he's not going to talk shit, everyone's true colors are coming out now, he swears, he so believes in that, everyone is so happy & giggly...Jordan says she wants to hit Russell so hard, she can't stand Natalie... Jeff says she's smug, he's said what he has to say about everybody, he doesn't like them, sad it came to that but they left him no choice, things will change, they always do, their day for honoring themselves will be over soon, then they'll find out when they're on the bottom what kind of people they are, he'll go out but he's not going out kissing their ass making deals with the devil, forget that... Jordan says Jeff smells good...Jeff says Casey put on cologne, he just had a garlic bagel and didn't shower...Jordan giggles saying he smells good though...Jordan asks if they can lay there?...Jeff thinks so but they have a competition soon...Jordan snuggles into Jeff's arm...Jeff rubs his forehead, he's stressed...Laura comes in with her oatmeal, saying going on BB was a drunk decision, she's bummed....Jordan says she thought it would be easy...Jeff says he feels like bozo the clown right now...Laura says she's eating her oatmeal in her bed like an idiot...Jeff says he ate in the LR like a loser....Jordan says she just can't be around them...Jeff says Russell is the biggest nerd, my God...Jordan says she hopes that when the nominees are picked that the others will start bickering and arguing...Laura tells them to be prepared for 2 of them going up...Jordan says she was skeptical of Ronnie up in the HOH room...Jeff says Ronnie loves the backdoor move, maybe he's right, what do they know, look where they are with their bright ideas...Jordan says they tried...Jeff says the plan sucked...Jordan says the plan would have been good if they stuck to it...Jeff says at this point it's over. Jeff says he wishes he could get outta there and go to a movie...Jordan wants to go to a bar...Jordan says after this she wants to fly to Atlanta...Laura says she's damn right, Jeff needs to buy her a steak...Jordan says she's only an hour away from her...Laura says she'll pick her up at the airport...Jeff wants her to try and get Falcon tickets...Laura says she can, it's not hard through work...if the Bears play the Falcons he'll go down there for sure...Jordan says her dad used to have season tickets to the Panthers...they talk football a bit more, people come in and out of the room...more small talk...Laura hopes they're not on slop...Jordan doesn't care, they'll have the whole room to themselves, Jeff can bring a mattress in and everything...Laura says he can't...Jeff says they can just take naps together...they are generally bummed out, Jeff is over tired, Jordan has a headache, Laura is bummed her boyfriend is out having fun on a Friday night, it sucks... Feeds return with J&J talking to Ronnie...they whisper about how Jessie and Lydia slept together...Jeff says they should have used the condom joke on them considering he slept alone...they talk about cereal. Ronnie has a pity party for himself about the hard decision he has to make ...They try to bolster his confidence about his picks for nominations...Jordan says she's sleepy, she slept good with Laura than she has in awhile...Jeff asks what she's saying? he thinks they'd sleep better (together) if they had a bigger bed...Ronnie leaves. They try to nap...Jeff yawns saying he's so over tired...Jordan says no wonder they did so many tests, stress tests, people lose their mind in there...Casey comes out of the SS room and they share some laughs about the other side, the game and life after the game...Ronnie comes back in and they talk game again...Ronnie feeds them more lies...Jeff gives him a pep talk, he says he'll throwdown for him, he can always rely on him if he feels threatened. (Gah! this talk makes me so mad knowing how Ronnie immediately went and put Jeff up a few hours later) Casey leaves...they continue trusting Ronnie...Michele wanders in and Jeff asks her if she's mad about the raft thing (Jeff threw the rafts on her, he didn't see her)...Michele says no, let's kiss and make up and she hugs him (UGH ) Jeff says he needed a hug, it was totally by accident...Jeff and Michele continue talking about that while the noise escalates in the room...Michele talks about how she slept in the HN room, it was ok...Jordan marks her territory and snuggles right into Jeff 😚 Laura says if her and Jordan become HN's that it will only open up one bed...Jeff says "do it nice"...Jordan has been rubbing Jeff's tummy and looks at Jeff...Jeff asks if she's going to bust his balls?...Jordan says no...Casey has come out of the SS room again and they share more laughs...Jeff says he's worn out, he feels it...Michele says they have to go to bed earlier or they're not going to win anything...Jeff says he was in bed by 2/2:30 but he laid in bed awake until 5:30, he went through every emotion in his mind, it's better talking to himself, he's his worst enemy...Jeff says that "Jeff had a good talk with Jeff yesterday and Jeff is pissed"...Jeff says he had so many analogies...Casey says they're so happy, he hopes Ronnie has the balls...Jeff says whatever happens, "I'm just gonna put my gloves up and let's dance" :), he has a shirt that says Let's Dance, he always says that, someone got him that cuz he always says it...Jeff gets a serious look on his face and taps his teeth... They talk about the sun, competitions...Jordan says she can't believe it doesn't rain there...Jeff says it never rains in southern California, it's a song that Jordan hasn't heard of LOL Jordan wants a zip up hoodie like Michele's...Michele says she got it at Target...Jordan asks if it was in the workout section?...Michele doesn't think so...Jeff with sass says how about Jordan take a 3 min. walk and go check it out herself when she's at Target next time?...Jordan rolls her eyes and play punches Jeff...Michele says he's mean and leaves...Jeff's joking, he holds Jordan's hand and starts rubbing it/her arm...Jordan says she feels like she's on the War of Worlds...Jeff says he feels like he's in Vietnam... Jordan says they're so cocky...(too funny how Jeff says this next thing considering what they ended up doing on TAR )...he says "I wanna jump out of a foxhole and rip a grenade down somebody's throat"...Jordan says she knows...they laugh some more about being violent in there...Jordan makes a fort, she stays hidden under the covers, he's seen but she's not...Jeff asks "where's Jordan?" and he starts laughing...Jordan says her hands have to be seen or people might think she's doing some funny business under there...Jeff giggles...Jordan points out that just yesterday Jeff was saying he has to stop smoking and cussing and today every other word was f**k, f**k...Jeff hasn't had a cigarette, he's 50%, smoking is gross for real, he wants to quit, he doesn't mind when it's a couple a week but he was rocking smokes...Jordan sits up saying she can't sleep...Jeff says people are in and out talking to them...Jeff turns, pulls her down and spoons her. They try to nap... Jordan is upset/Jeff comforts her 4:08-4:11pm Jordan & Laura are crying in the HN room, they have just been put on slop by Chima during the Truth Hurts comp. Laura says "these people are fu**ing terrible"...Jordan says "it's just because they have power and they think...whoever the fu**ing rat is with us, I hope they're happy". Jeff comes in and says "oh stop", Jordan half giggles & cries...Jeff sits down to console Jordan, puts his hand around her waist and puts his lips to her shoulder… Laura says "we're just getting railroaded"...Jordan shies away from Jeff saying "I stink, don't touch me"...Jeff says she doesn't and rubs her shoulder. Laura says "it's not even worth this"...Jeff says it is worth it, to not let it get to her, be the stronger person, believe him, they'll see what it's portrayed like on TV, even Dan is going to know what it's like being here for 3 hours, that this is the worst fu**ing cast ever and they're a bunch of scumbags, he hopes that rat is happy by keeping (Chima)...Laura says it really isn't worth this...Jeff continues rubbing Jordan's back and says "just be stronger than that, just be stronger than that" Laura looks up at the camera and says she's never cried this much in her life...Jeff tells her to stop addressing the cameras all the time, it's so stupid...Jordan & Laura laugh...Jordan says they're going to have to show it eventually...Jeff tries to say that the cameras will get it anyway and Jordan says "shut up Jeff, don't make us in more of a bad mood, we're already in a bad mood"...Jeff says and he's not? he's having a fu**ing great time, his answer wasn't even right...Jeff says when he went into the DR they asked him how he felt about Chima and he said, first of all his answer wasn't even right, then change it cuz he looked like a fu**ing bozo already...Laura asks why?...Jeff says he thinks it was a misunderstanding, he didn't know what was up and he thought he had to stay with that answer...Jeff explains there was underwear and an outfit and the underwear went under the outfit but he thought it was two outfits so when they asked if he liked fan girls or super sexy cheerleaders , and of course he likes the fans, someone you can talk to, Jeff said he's not wearing these (the underwear), he asked if that was one of the outfits and he wasn't going to just wear those so he went for the cheerleader outfit and then asked if he could change his answer to get the other outfit and BB said no and he was like wtf?...Jordan says "don't worry about it"...Jeff says "whaddya mean don't worry about it? I already look like an idiot, I don't want to be a superficial idiot" ...Jordan & Laura laugh...feeds go to trivia. BR chat - More pity party 4:40-4:45pm Jeff & Jordan are sitting in the bathroom while Laura takes a shower. Jordan is sad about the truth hurts comp and being put on slop. Jordan says she is ready to go home, it's re*****d, she's ready for the outside world, to be around her friends and family. Jeff is looking at Jordan and sighs...Laura says at least they will both be skinny...Jordan says yeah, no more late night cookies...Jeff says he feels so bad for her, she's gonna die...Jordan says she doesn't care, she shares a room with her mom...Jeff says oh, the room? he meant the food, she loves eating...Jordan mumbles that she at least wanted to make it to the jury house... Casey is washing his hands while J&J talk something inaudible about Ronnie and nominations. Jordan says if he does she won't talk to him, she says she won't be far behind...she really doesn't care anymore...Jeff doesn't either, he can't live with that wild animal (Russell?) Jordan says she can't stand yelling...Jeff says the comp was supposed to be fun but they ruined the TV show with their behavior out there...Jordan says even Dan noticed it...Jordan says she didn't think she would be hated so bad...Jeff says me neither...Jordan says she has never been hated this much in my life...Jeff agrees, he says this cast is the worst...Jordan agrees and says she wishes she wasn't in the high school one...Jeff says maybe once they're gone it will get exciting to see them all chop each other down...Jordan says cuz they will...there can only be one winner 😉 Jeff thought he would at least make it to the jury house and at least they tried to make a move...Jordan says she is so done...they can't believe Ronnie did that to them, Jeff says he loves the backdoor shit but the only one getting backdoored was him...Jeff realizes he is probably getting put up...feeds switch… HN room - Bad moods 5:32-5:40pm Jordan, Casey & Laura are in the HN room. Jeff joins them. They are talking about feeling bad for Casey. Jeff lays down next to Jordan and rubs her back and says he feels bad for her...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says because she was crying. Laura is putting on makeup getting ready to go to the DR...Casey is talking with them about the truth hurts comp. Jeff says Jordan isn't in a good mood...Jordan asks why wouldn't she be in a good mood? (Umm do you have to ask? 😕 )...Jeff says she has to relax, he's in a crabby mood too...Laura gets called to the DR again and she leaves along with Casey leaves...J&J are left alone. Jeff ask "you wanna be alone?" Jordan says no, he can stay in there...she just wants to go home, be around her family, positive people, she doesn't care anymore, she can't win. Jeff says he would rather they go out the way he did with fighting back instead of letting them run their lives...would she rather sit around and laugh at their fake jokes, he doesn't get them at all, he can't wait to see them kill each other...Jeff says he knows what she means about going home... Jordan doesn't even understand what they did...Jeff says nothing...she says there is no point in arguing...Jeff agrees...Jordan says they're going to lose no matter what...Jeff is sick of talking to people and getting backstabbed...Jordan feels tired and drained...Jeff says from everything? Jordan says yep...Jeff says he is taking more shit than her...she doesn't understand why...Jeff says cuz he went against them, he lost, what is Chima trying to prove, he can't say anything to stick up for himself with Chima because it will come off racist...he won't fu**ing play that game...and then on top of everything he comes off looking like a bozo (during the comp)...Jordan says quit stressing about that, it's no big deal but it is to Jeff, he thinks it was a big deal on top of everything. Jordan says they hate us, there's nothing we can do about it, everyone is on their side, it doesn't matter, she doesn't care anymore. They get quiet, Jeff sighs, Jordan sneaks peeks at Jeff and she whispers something inaudible to Jeff about Chima to which he doesn't respond. Jeff says he's going to leave her alone, she seems pissed...he leaves... BY chat - Pre noms 7:05-7:11pm Jordan & Laura are sitting outside on the couches. Jeff joins them. Jeff says what's up? why are you looking at me like that? Jordan makes a sound between huh and hmmm. Jeff asks Laura how the slop is, she says it's ok, it's like oatmeal but it will be hard to eat it for 7 days. Jordan asks if she looks really bad without her makeup on? Jeff says without it?...you seem so sad :( ...Jordan says she is...Jeff says he knows...Jordan says she feels bad for Jeff, she doesn't know why she has it out for him so bad...Laura says they're behind you...Jordan doesn't care, she says they can hear everything I say, they're two faced anyway. They talk game and Jordan says to Jeff that if they put Jeff up and backdoor Russell that it is just an excuse...Laura says he knows, Jeff is smarter than that...Jordan says in the DR she said Ronnie will be making a mistake because in the beginning they always stuck up for him and Russell made fun of him...Jeff smells himself and says he hasn't showered...Laura says that's hot 😝...Jordan keeps rambling about the game, she says she wants to hit Natalie so bad, she can't stand her...Jeff says he knows...Jordan hates Chima & Natalie...Jeff says if he had the power he wouldn't act like that...Jordan asks if we have a chance...Laura says if she puts two of us up one of us is going home and he's doing it intentionally...Jeff agrees...Jordan says if he does she won't talk to him...Laura says what matters is that one of them wins HOH next week so everything would turn...Jordan says they just have to leave before her and she will feel better...she just needs to get Jessie, Natalie & Chima out before her and then send her ass home...Jeff just looks at her intently, smiles and says yeah, me too. They debate over who will be put up, Jordan insists it will be her, Laura disagrees, they hate her, Jeff & Casey, they dislike Jordan but won't put her up. Casey comes out to join them. They start talking about the zingers they threw at Jessie & Natalie during the truth hurts comp. Feeds cut off for the nomination ceremony… GR chat - Laura with the common sense 8:55-9:13pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJQqGl6YN6s Laura & Jordan are talking in the GR after Laura and Jeff have been put up during the nomination ceremony. They talk about what will happen if Laura goes home, she says if she doesn't get the veto, she will do something stupid, she will go out with a bang...Jordan says do it and say something good...Laura says she won't say anything mean though...Laura says she is going to wait until after the veto... Jordan says this is what she's hoping..."you win the veto, save yourself...if I get the veto...if my name gets drawn, I will save you, I'm going to talk to Jeff"... Laura says "no, I hope you don't get it, honestly, it puts you in a bad position cuz I think honestly, personally I think that you and Jeff could be something out of this house and you don't want to burn that bridge and they're not going to send him home...we'll talk about it later". (Thank you Laura! 👏) They go on to talk about more game. They talk about how Chima is pissed at them because of the Braden votes. Laura admits she didn't really like Braden, he was annoying to her but it would benefit her game to keep him. Laura says this shows Jeff that unfortunately she was right about Ronnie being the rat. Jordan says she really didn't think that Ronnie would put up Jeff. Laura did. Jordan says she's dumb, she had never watched BB before, she wants a repeat. They talk about the truth hurts comp and how people in the house could be lying about their true professions...Laura says she picked up how Dan didn't know Ronnie was a teacher...Laura says her title is "swimsuit model"...Jordan says why does she have to be the "southern belle"...Laura says no, they put your job. LOL Jordan says everytime she thinks of southern belle she thinks of tea parties. lol! Laura says it's not a bad thing, she just considers Jordan a little more real than a southern belle. :) Jordan feels bad that she assumed Laura was a bitch, her best friend is assumed to be one too but she's the nicest person...Laura understands, she gives off that air...she can be a bitch but it's more a sweet bitch, she's sassy or quirky. Jordan apologizes for what she thought about her and her looks to her in the beginning. Laura says she doesn't care. Jordan thought Lydia was going to be like Nakomis, Laura says no, her sister is like Nakomis...the total opposite of her. Jordan says she was influenced by Lydia on what she thought of Laura. Jordan says she takes this game to heart, she says that if Laura goes home, she will want to too. Laura says no, you can't give up, we have made a commitment to BB that we will play, fight, and walk out when we're supposed to. Do not let these people see you down. Jordan says they are wiping out the populars. Jordan asks if a ton of people watch this show...Laura says there are a lot but the BB fans are diehard fans that get the feeds. Jordan wants to make it to the jury house for the fact she did come out here and voice her opinion on who will win. They continue to talk game...they bring up Chima and what she said about Jeff (regarding him picking the cheerleader girl over the sports fan girl)...Laura says that Chima said "I knew you'd pick the dumb, hot girl because you're not so smart yourself" 😤 Laura says she's so over this game...Jordan says she so misses her cell phone. 🤓 Laura feels bad that they put her up vs. Jeff. She says they did it to make Jordan weaker. They continue to talk game... Miss me? 9:49pm Casey, Laura, Jeff & Jordan are sitting outside...Casey & Laura are mostly talking game, Jeff and Jordan are quiet...Jordan gets called to the DR...Jeff says "are you going to say you miss me?" :) ...Jordan says "hmm?"...Jeff says "are you going to say you miss me?"...Jordan says "am I going to?"...Jeff nods...Jordan says "yeah" :) ...Jeff puts his hand up to his eyes and says "cry?" LOL ...Jordan smiles cutely and gets up to go to the DR... BY chat - Jeff will tongue her down/America's sweethearts/Laura is spot on 10-10:06pm Jeff, Casey & Laura are sitting outside...they are talking about Ronnie and game...Jordan comes out and her & Jeff want the other to move over and sit by them...neither budge LOL They look at each other.... They start discussing what they really do outside the house & Laura says she'll tell them one more "secret" about herself as she walks out the door...Jordan guesses she is a swimsuit model...Laura says that is the same as promotions...Laura didn't want people to judge her...Jordan asks if they think Braden is a gypsy? LOL! Russell comes out with beer and shares with Casey and Jeff...Jeff wants to finish his wine first though...they joke about being caged in... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBFKfqIXikg Jordan says to Casey, if it's going to be like (when they get evicted) aaaahhhh, my cell phone!...Laura says oh, my blackberry! Jeff says "Jordan if I get knocked out and they say Jeff you're eliminated, I'll make out with you right at the door" :) ;) Laura says ok...Jordan says huh? LOL ...Casey says "tongue her down man" Ha 😛 Jeff says "tongue down the throat...deep throat" Casey says "y'all are both single tongue her the f**k down bro" ;) ...Jeff says "yeah for sure and then everyone's gonna love it when I come out" Laura says "aww they will because America's rooting for y'all, I know it"...Casey says "you're America's sweethearts man"...Laura says "yep, yes they are"...Jeff says "we're nothing right now but I'm making out with you right when I leave" 🤣🤣 Laura, pointing at J&J says "y'all are the favorites, they don't like Natalie & Jessie, I guarantee it and they're rooting for this romance to happen"...Jordan laughs...Laura says "everybody at home is like they want them...when y'all are holding hands they're all like kiss, kiss, I promise you"...Jeff says "I don't know about all that"...Laura says "I've seen this show enough times, they're rooting for y'all and that makes me happy" 🥰 Jordan keeps giggling and Jeff says who knows how they are being portrayed, we have no idea...Laura says Jeff is portrayed as the underdog and she's portrayed as the southern belle and y'all like each other" LAURA - you were spot on!!