August 23 A hotel in LA for Jejo 12:45-12:49am Feeds switch to the RR where Jeff, Jordan, Kevin and Natalie are chatting...they have been talking about Jordan staying in LA with Jeff when the show is over because Natalie says that if Jordan doesn't want to stay Natalie may take Jeff up on the offer to see LA   Jeff says to Jordan that she doesn't have to... Natalie says after all this talk tonight Jeff and Jordan might not want to sleep next to each other (implying they won't be able to resist each other)...Kevin says oh, no...Jeff says "it's over...I tried, that ship has sailed, doesn't mean I can't keep trying"...he winks at Jordan... Jordan says that Jeff said that she should stay a couple of days after the show, they're definitely getting a hotel and they're definitely doing...Jeff interrupts saying that he didn't say it was for that, that wasn't the reason I told you to stay...Jordan says "yeah I know you were just"...Jeff says "but don't make it sound like I'm fu**ing trying to get a hotel, a no-tel motel with you"...Natalie asks if they're going to stay for awhile after...Jordan says see what she means? see how Jeff gets? Jeff says "what did it sound like when she first said it? that I wanna be like "eh" let's get a room and bang, right?"...Kevin is cracking up...Jeff says "didn't it sound like that?"...Jordan says "I didn't try to make you seem like that" (you kinda did LOL)...Jeff says "yeah but that's exactly what it sounded like, that's when I stopped you cuz you don't realize what you're saying and it makes me sound like a scumbag, like I'm going to get a $5 motel and bang then I'll be like see ya later, I gotta catch a plane!!" Natalie says she didn't think that...Jeff says (Kevin is giggling the whole time) "I gotta a lot of friends here and she's never been in LA so I'm like, I'm going to try and stay a couple of days, if you wanna see LA I'll show you LA a little bit and you can stay a couple of days, now her fu**ing Bates motel"...Natalie and Kevin laugh...Natalie says "motel 6"...Jeff says it's pretty classy, we have an hour so let's do this, I gotta catch a plane LOL Jeff shakes his head and says Jordan makes things sound like he's a dirty old man...Jordan says she doesn't...Natalie says they could always cover themselves with the covers to make out, no cameras would see...they discuss Jessie & Lydia's sex escapades in the HOH...Jordan says of course production knew what was going on...Jeff says yeah, of course that is going on under that blank sheet, they knew...Jeff sings that it was a little "bump and grind" ...watch Jeff's little dance love it!! Natalie says it's dirty...Jordan can't believe it...they debate over whether Lydia is cute...Jeff says for her to not bring him into it... Jeff loves Jordan’s butt 12:49am Jeff & Jordan continue talking with Kevin & Natalie in the RR. Kevin wants Jeff and Jordan to make up (they were having a tiff) he doesn't like seeing them fight...Jeff says they are made up...Natalie says kissing and making up...Jeff asks Jordan if she wants to make out?...Jordan says "sure"...Jeff says what?...Jeff says "don't act like you're fu**in'..."...Jordan says "I said sure" 🥰 Jeff says really?...Jordan says "not in front of everybody"...Jeff says she says that every night, he tries but Jordan just says "Jeefff!"...Natalie says to have make up sex and Kevin says for them to just make out... Jordan says that Jeff likes her butt...at the same time that Kevin says he likes her butt too, Jeff says he LOVES it 😍...Kevin says she has a really nice body and Jordan says no, thickness...While Kevin is saying she does, Jeff says "I like it" 😊...Jordan says she likes Natalie's (body)...Kevin says that she (Jordan) has a playboy body...Jordan says not really, she needs to lose a little bit of weight...Kevin says it's perfect shaped...Jeff then tells Jordan why she doesn't say Kevin! when he's saying stuff like that...Jordan says Jeff is always grabbing it...Kevin asks Jeff if he's a butt guy?...Jeff says "yeah, I LOVE it" (not butt's but "it" referring to Jordan's) ...Natalie asks him if he's a butt guy and Jeff says mmm, hmmm. Kevin asks if she can make it clap?...Jordan says she can't do all that… School girl outfit/Lucas 12:50am Natalie says that Jordan needs to put on a schoolgirl outfit with the glasses...Jeff says "oooof" (sounding like he would love it)...Jordan says "and a ruler" and does the smacking motion while looking at Jeff...Jeff says Jordan would need smaller glasses though...Jeff says Jordan looks like Lucas with those on...Jordan asks "what's Lucas?"...Jeff says it's a movie a long time ago...Kevin and Natalie don't know what Lucas was either...Jeff says he said that at work too, some kid came in looking just like Lucas and everyone was like what? Jeff says there's tampons everywhere he fu**ing looks...Natalie says she was so cautious before but now she just changes in the room...Jeff starts walking away and Kevin and Natalie encourage Jordan to kiss Jeff tonight, she promised...talk turns to game and Michele and Russell… Kevin’s dating game 1:12-1:21am Jeff is alone up in the HOH, he decides to head back downstairs to the RR again...Kevin says that they were talking about Jeff the whole time...Jeff asks about what?...Natalie kids that Kevin said if he was single and didn't have a boyfriend...Kevin says what!!?...Jeff covers his mouth saying "oh no" LOL Natalie says Kevin did...Jordan says Kevin said he definitely would molest him...Kevin says he said he would tie him up, he was just joking...Kevin asks if Jeff is Jeffrey?...Jeff says yes...Kevin says "did I tell you that my boss' name is Jeff Jordan?" 😅 Natalie says are you serious?...Kevin is and says every time he hears their name he thinks of that, it's like a porn star name LOL Jeff says Michael Jordan's middle name is Jeffrey...Jordan says "what turns you on?"...Jeff opens his eyes wide thinking it's him, he says "who?"...Jordan says Kevin, has she asked him this?...Jordan says Jeff won't talk about it...Kevin says he knows why won't he?...Jeff says "what are you talking about?"...Jordan says "oh, what turns you on?"... 😛 Kevin answers for him saying Jeff likes brunettes right?...Jeff doesn't look amused!...Jordan of course eggs it on by saying "mmm, hmm"...Jeff is silent...Kevin the shit stirrer says that the girl in the competition, Jeff was all over her ...Natalie says all the guys were...they all agree she was cute/pretty... Kevin starts the trivia dating game... Kevin says he likes brunettes ✔ (even though Jeff didn't agree) Kevin says he likes girls between 25 and 30 ✔ Jeff nods yes. Kevin says he likes them to be college educated - Jeff says it doesn't matter but he wants to be able to have a conversation with them, he doesn't care about their education level. Kevin had asked if he likes big booties ✔ Jeff likes a butt. Natalie ask big boobs?...Jeff doesn't care...Kevin says he likes butts ✔ Natalie says Jordan has one so far, she's not a brunette or 25 or older...Jordan says she knows (she was keeping track! lol)...Jeff says he doesn't not like blondes, he finds himself more attracted to, he finds more girls he has dated have been dark but he's dated blondes. Natalie says he can picture Jeff liking the schoolgirl look...Jeff says he likes "girl next door" types...Kevin asks what that means? average-y?...Jeff says kind of...Natalie says like Hugh Hefner's girls next door?...Jeff says no, no, not at all like that, the opposite of that. Kevin asks if he likes longer hair? - Jeff says it doesn't matter to him. Jeff says personality is the best, the key, for him ✔✔✔ Jeff says a chick can be super hot and have no personality, stuck on herself and he's gone. Natalie says that's what she didn't like about Laura, she was too freaking vain, so into herself, get out of the mirror for 5 minutes...Jordan says Jeff used to say that. Kevin says sense of humor ✔ Jeff says yeah he has to have that...Kevin asks if she can make him laugh or she laughs at his jokes...Jeff says both, he likes that. Natalie goes on a rant about Laura and hiding the flat irons from her... Kevin says Jeff likes them athletic ✔ Jeff says yeah Kevin says they have to be into sports ✔ Jeff says he likes it if they are, they don't have to be but he's into it so it would be nice if they showed an interest for him. Kevin says Italian ✔ Jeff giggles saying he's into Italian chicks, generally they have dark features though, it's not Italians in general, it's just they have dark features but he loves girls with accents, it gives them another notch...Kevin asks what kind?...Jeff doesn't care, just accents in general ✔✔ Kevin says sassy or outspoken ✔ Jeff says he doesn't but every gf he has is so he guesses he does, he always ends up with girls that stand up for themselves so he guesses he's attracted to that unconsciously, he doesn't like people that just lay down. Kevin says she has to be slightly shorter than him ✔ Jeff says yes. Kevin says he should be a matchmaker...Natalie calls him out saying he's saying things they already know...Kevin says it's her turn then... Jejo describe each other as their type 1:21am The dating game continues... Kevin says it's Jordan's turn, she likes the K-Fed type (yuk! lol)...Natalie knows too, they say white boys that are leanish with air force one's...Jeff says "yeah I don't think I'm Jordan's type" LOL Jordan says she likes all different types, like K-Fed she thinks some guys are cute like that but not the ones that act all bummy, she likes polo shirts, golfers, business looking guys, beachy types, she likes all different types... Jordan likes guys that are wear shorts, flip flops and a t-shirt or tank top and a hat  JEFF 😍 Jeff says he loves chicks in sweatpants and their hair tied back, that's his favorite JORDAN 😍 Kevin says "the hell?"...Jordan says "yeah" 😊 ...Jeff says "if you look pretty like that, than you're pretty, I don't need you to get all jazzed up every time we go out and when you take your make up off it's like yammahamma, it's fright night" Kevin says "oh so you like a girl that doesn't wear a lot of makeup?" ✔ Jeff says yeah exactly...Kevin turns to Jordan and says "Jordan, you don't wear a lot of makeup"...Jordan giggles...Jeff smiles... Dating preferences & courtesy chat 1:22-1:29am Talk in the RR continues... Kevin goes back to the accent talk, he says he loves them too...Natalie says everybody does, her bf has a bit of a Boston accent...Jeff says not that kind of an accent, a foreign accent...Kevin says his man is so sexy, he has an accent, he's so self concious about it...Jordan asks why?...Kevin says his is not the typical Spanish accent, he is so cute when he botches words, he likes it...Natalie asks who is the man or the woman in his relationship?...Kevin says the whole world should be gay because the roles in the relationship can be flipped, it's awesome for eg, sometimes he drives, sometimes his boyf drives. Natalie says she always makes her boyfriend drive...Kevin says see?...Jeff says he'd like a chick more like that (more like Kevin is describing not Natalie), he dates girls like that...Jordan says she doesn't like it when a guy picks her up and opens her door...Jeff thinks it's cheeseball...Jordan says "I know! I do too! I just don't like it, I can get my own door" ✔✔✔ Jeff says if he's right there on that side he'll get the door if it's the first couple of dates or if he's walking into a place obviously he's going to let her go first but he's not going to run around the table and pull her chair out for her and he's not going to run around the car when it just goes beep! to go and open your door, who is he impressing anyway...Jordan says right...Jeff says he's not going to do it in 2 weeks so... Kevin says some girls require it though...Jeff says he hates those types...Natalie says it's old fashioned...Jeff says it's phoney baloney when dudes do that, they're not going to do that all the time, it's fake, you're putting on a front...Jordan says she knew a guy that did all that all the time...Jeff asks if it made her uncomfortable?...Jordan says yeah, kinda...Jeff says it's better to be free with it, it's nice to be nice, don't get him wrong, he's nice...Jordan says she asked for a vodka/cranberry and wanted him to get a liquor drink so he would loosen up, when they went to the car, she was kind of tipsy...Jeff giggles...Jordan says he wanted to open the door and she said "I got it" and he insisted on getting it and Jordan said no, no, honestly he didn't have to do that, she hated that! she doesn't like it when guys do that (another thing they actually have in common! lol) Natalie says the only thing she wants is her boyfriend to drive...Kevin says oh Lord, that's the 1950's...Jeff likes a girl to drive sometimes...Kevin mentions something cute his boyf does...Jeff says when he used to sleep over at his gf's place on one side of the bed and she would say he needed to sleep on the other side, the side by the door in case someone comes in LOL Jeff was like wtf are the odds of that happening!? if someone comes in he's freaking the f**k out just like she will...Kevin laughs...Natalie agrees saying the  man is the protector, she likes that too...Jeff says who the f**k is coming into her place!?   Natalie says that's how it is...Jeff says he couldn't protect her from one foot back?  Natalie keeps going and Jeff says "you're a freak show" :) Natalie says they each have their own side...Jeff says he knows they have sides but not for that reason. Jordan stories/After the show 1:29-1:40am They have just finished talking about sides of the bed to sleep on when suddenly Jordan says "have you ever walked in, like your room from being drunk and peed on the floor?"  😳 They all start laughing and Jeff cracks up... Jeff can't believe what he just heard, looks at Natalie and says "Jesus!"...Jordan says she would get absolutely belligerent drunk and she guesses it's like when a dog makes it's mark...Kevin says "oh God stop it"...Jordan says where her bed was, the pole, the left pole, every single time she'd get belligerent drunk she'd go home and she would pee right there. Natalie says she's so funny...Jeff's face is priceless!! Jordan starts to demonstrate and Jeff still can't believe it LOL! When Jordan squats down to show how she would pee, they all crack up laughing...Jordan says that a friend was in sleeping in her bed and saw her and yelled at her to get up! what was she doing!?...Jordan says peeing LOL ...he took her to the bathroom and then she just passed out on the bed, she has done it twice and once she ended up in the bathtub rolled up into a ball...Jeff says yes! :) ...Jordan says she woke up wondering how she ended up in a bathtub, her sister and them found her...Jordan says she has random stories, she always pops squats...Jordan starts telling another story and Jeff says "Jesus" LOL Jordan says she'll stop at the side of the road to pee, one time 4 of them were in the car, Jordan had to pee so they pulled over at a house that had a For Sale sign, it was all dark, they all splattered out in the bushes, one of her friends said they were going to get in trouble but they all popped squats and left...Natalie asks if she's ever peed from laughing so much...Jordan says not completely but a couple of drops...Natalie says her too. Jordan asks what makes you forget when you're drunk...Jeff says alcohol...Jordan says duh! but what does it do that makes you forget?...Jeff says he doesn't know, it fu**ing wrecks your brain up...Kevin says maybe they slipped her stuff?...Jordan says her birthday this year is going to be much better than last years... Jeff says Jordan is putting too much thought into this birthday, he bets it's going to be worse, whenever you think too much about something it never turns out like that (wrong! lol)...Kevin asks if they're going to be in Vegas?...Jeff says Jordan talks about it every day...Jordan says probably not in Vegas, last year her birthday seemed like it lasted an hour, that was her 22nd one, her 21st one she got too drunk and threw up at midnight and passed out and that was it, it was the worst bday ever...Jeff says well maybe this one will be better...Jordan says maybe. :) They talk about Kevin's birthday, it's right after the finale, they talk about going out together for his birthday since they will probably all be there still...they think the finale will be the 15th...Jordan says they can have a bday celebration...Kevin says they can all go out for drinks if they're still talking to each other...Jeff says f**k yeah, he's down with that. Jordan says she doesn't care what anyone says, it's a game and then after you might be bitter for a little bit but...Natalie interrupts saying that she agrees that it's a game and no hard feelings but there's a way to get through the game so you don't backstab people (how did that work for you Natalie? 🤔 )...Jordan says that after the show...Natalie interrupts again saying "you'll be friends"...Jeff says he doesn't think they everybody can be friends (yes!)...Natalie says it's an opportunity of a lifetime...Jordan tries again saying that after the show even if somebody did that to her (backstab) she'd be alright "it's squashed", real world, be nice and have fun and forget everything (how did that work for you Jordan? 🤔) Kevin thinks some people will be different in the real world...they all agree...Kevin says he's so paranoid, he thinks production is out to get him...they talk about the can HOH...Kevin feels like they make certain comps for certain people and he thought the can comp was his to win because it suited him, he told them in the DR that he felt like the producers yelled out they could use the gold cans only when he was in the lead...of course the feeds go to control room twice... Jordan says this talk is making her sleepy...Jeff says he's going upstairs...Jeff complains about the HOH slippers and starts walking away...Natalie says goodnight to Jeff...Jeff says goodnight yo's...Jeff says "you're sleeping down here Jordo?"...Jordan says "yeah probably" (suuuure ) and feeds go to control room... Jeff knows Jordan down pat 1:43-2:25am About 2 minutes after Jordan tells Jeff in the RR that she is probably going to sleep downstairs, she heads right up to the HOH LOL...Jeff has his Whitestrips in. Jeff starts playing solitaire and asks Jordan if she was going to sleep downstairs by herself?...Jordan says yeah, she's going to give him his space for a little bit...Jeff says he doesn't feel like that, she doesn't have to sleep by herself down there...Jordan says she doesn't want to crowd him...Jeff says she's not, he's telling her the truth, she's not, Jeff would tell her thank you, that's nice...alright, goodnight. Jeff says he doesn't want her to sleep by herself downstairs either, if someone was down there he would say go ahead if that is what she wants but if she wants space then go ahead...for real, he's being honest...they look at each other and exchange what's? :) Jordan changes the subject LOL she feels like her shirt is shrinking...then they talk a lot of game mostly about Russell & Michele, while Jeff plays solitaire...Jeff warns Jordan without raising his voice  that Jordan shouldn't get too comfortable with Kevin & Natalie...Jeff doesn't want them getting too cocky, he didn't like what they did with taking the covers off Michele when she was napping...more game talk... Jordan brings up the Drew/Diane thing YET AGAIN  ...she says he better not do the thing Drew did to Diane, she says she would die, she would cry, she would be so mad if he picked Michele over her when they get to the final 3 (as if!) ...Jeff says he's not going to do that, let's get there first but why would he do that to her?...Jeff says they came this far, why would he do that now? it makes no sense when he doesn't even have to... Jeff would rather go against her in the finals, he doesn't want to see anybody in the finals but them, he wants only them to win the money, if the others don't see that he came a long way and played a good game and want to spite him they will no matter who he is up against, he needs to get there first...Jeff says if he's against Jordan they might let her win because she was sweet the whole game, she didn't make big moves to send anybody home but whatever if they can get over it, he has a chance but if not he doesn't have a chance, he'll worry about that then... Jeff asks Jordan why she is quiet, did she not like what he just said?...Jordan mumbles she's listening...Jeff says it's the truth though...talk turns to Russell & Michele again ...Jeff says they think they have something cooking but they don't, they have no options, he wants to split them up because they're talking behind their back, they never get to the bottom of their stories, it's all bullshit, they'll keep Michele on their side and hope she puts up the right person...Jeff will convince her they're on her side, he knows she's a liar, he'll tell her that they're sticking to the final 3 and then it'll be "see ya later", it hurts what are you going to do?...Jordan mmm, hmm's... Jeff asks Jordan again why she is quiet?...Jordan says no reason, she's just watching him play...Jeff wants input from her...Jordan says she agrees with everything he said...Jeff says c'mon...Jordan says she does...Jeff says they need to keep talking to Michele...Jordan says she can tell Michele doesn't like them talking to Kevin and Natalie, she thinks they're in a good situation right now...Jeff says yeah...Jordan hopes next week if Michele gets it she doesn't put them up...Jeff asks who is she going to roll with?...Jordan says that's true...Jeff says he just thought of that right now, he wondered the same thing but what is Michele going to do? put them up, split them up and roll with the two that hate her...Jeff says he thinks they're in a good position but he doesn't want to get too cocky. Jordan says she's going to keep saying her prayers...Jeff says me too...Jordan says it's crazy that they both won back to back HOH/POV...Jeff says it's crazy for real, he hopes they didn't blow all their prayers on these last 2 weeks 😢..Jordan is sure her grandpa has a prayer line going on at his church...Jeff says he hopes he's in one of them...Jordan says she's sure her friends, brother, mom and sister are doing the same...Jeff says "give me a little love" (aww)...Jeff says her grandpa is probably cursing him...Jordan says why?...Jeff says "because you kissed me on TV?"...Jordan says no. Jordan asks how many more games he's playing?...Jeff stops playing cards so they can talk...LOL More game talk & scenarios...they think Kevin & Natalie won't turn on them next week 😒..As the game talk continues, Jordan holds Jeff's hand across the bed...she lets her hand linger there and she caresses his fingers... They let go of their hands and Jeff mumbles "Michele's the worst" LOL Jordan asks about what?...Jeff says that Michele lies to him saying that her and Russell don't talk game...Jeff mistakenly believes that both Kevin and Natalie won't put either of them up the next week while Russell will, he says that there's the answer right there  Jordan says obviously Jeff has to get Russell out before Russell gets him...Jeff says yeah...Jeff says that Russell asked him if the final 4 thing was still on, he swore on his father and it was the one thing he didn't want to do and Jeff said that Russell never broke the promise so what is he talking about?...feeds go to control room... They talk about how Russell must know that's he's leaving, he made deals with everyone...Jordan says that Russell was found by BB at a bar where he was throwing money around plus he's already got 10 thousand...Jeff doesn't care about that, he's going home anyway. Jeff says that's fu**ed, they found Jordan too? he tried out...Jeff says that's bullshit, you know how many people try out? LOL Jeff says he wants to hear everyone's stories later, he knows they can't talk about it, it's crazy...Jordan then starts to tell Jeff the story about how she was handpicked to be on BB...she said she thinks it was meant to be that she was chosen, she didn't even think it was real at first...Jordan said isn't it weird how some things turn out? They go back to game talk...Jeff says it's going to be so uncomfortable when he calls Russell out...they wonder if Michele will vote for him to stay but it doesn't matter...Jordan says when Russell goes to jury house, it's going to be a him and Jessie bashing (of Jeff)...Jeff says he's fu**ed...Jordan says no, if they think about strategy and stuff, Jeff's got it...Jeff says he doesn't want to think that far ahead. Jeff says "I would freak out dude if we were in the final 2, like I would fu**ing freak out" :) Jordan says she would too, she'd cry, it would be so freaking awesome, it's going to be hard but if they focus and stay positive she thinks it could happen...Jeff says they have to start studying everything, they need to know everything because if they make it to the final 3, that's the competition, HOH/POV...they wonder what the final comps might be...Jeff thinks it would be fair if this week it was endurance...Jeff goes to the bathroom... Jeff comes back and wipes some lotion on Jordan's face...she says so, what's up?...Jeff says nothin', he wants this week done with...they talk about how Russell will react once he's put up and how long of a week it will be...Jordan rubs Jeff's arm especially where his tattoo is...Jeff says he'll give him a good speech and make him understand...Jordan says Russell is too sketchy, he showed his cards too early...Jeff says way too early, Ronnie should have gotten him out that week. Jordan says she is glad that Jeff stayed after that first week or she would have been by herself...Jeff says if he had left then nobody would have gotten Jessie out and Jordan would be long gone...Jeff then changes his mind saying he shouldn't say that, who knows what would have happened...Jeff says Jordan would have had to jump on the Jessie bandwagon (to stay safe)...Jordan says no, she didn't jump on the bandwagon before...Jordan says she would have had to find a new friend...Jeff says "who knows, whatever, everything happens for a reason"...Jordan says yep... Jeff says Jordan is acting all weird, he hates it, she's quiet because she thinks that she's getting on his nerves and she's not...Jordan says "it's funny, you've only known me a couple of months but you know me down pat, you know me" Silence...LOL Jordan says "it's funny cuz what is it...on the Bachelor what are you there? 6 weeks on the Bachelor? I'm always like them girls they can't sit there and actually like know the guy...it's only 6 weeks BUT I guess it proved wrong cuz I've been here awhile and I feel like I've known you forever"....Jeff says that with when with someone 24/7, who else has that? unless you're doing something like this...Jordan says "and then it's back to the grind"...Jeff says they'll worry about that when they cross that bridge too (referring to their relationship, not just the game ) Jordan wants to go to Myrtle Beach when she gets back home...Jeff says he wants to stay in LA a couple of days and go fishing...they remember that Russell's birthday is next week...Jeff says he honestly trusts him that he wouldn't go up but then Jordan would have to go up because he wouldn't put Michele up and there would be a chance of Jordan going home (aww) and with that said it would even be if they made it, him and Jordan vs Russell and Michele, he likes their odds better vs Kevin and Natalie. Jordan uses the washroom, when she comes back she asks why Michele always yawns?...Jeff says it's fake...Jordan giggles, she says she's weird...Jeff says she does awkward things...Jordan says she's just goofy  Jeff says he can't believe how they are acting even after getting called out by them...Jordan suggests laying down the normal way...Jeff says he should backdoor Michele and leaves to take his whitestrips off...Jeff comes back and they decide to turn the lights off... Smooth Jazz, Tiki huts, Beach weddings 2:25-2:55am Jeff & Jordan finally turn off the lights and get comfy in bed...they are quiet and far apart in bed...Jeff tries to engage Jordan...Jordan finally decides to talk about.......Russell 🤯  ...they talk about Russell and what he is really like...Jeff thinks he really does want to be his friend, he's an alright guy but this is the best gameplay sending him home, he would talk to him after this...maybe.  Jordan thinks he'd be the type of person that would go out with you to a bar and leave you stranded...Jeff doesn't think so but he can see him getting pissed off when he drinks, he would want his own ride if he went out with him...Jordan thinks he has anger built up...Jeff thinks he likes confrontation (yep!) Jeff says that he feels this is the road they have to take, he feels bad leaving him in the dark...Jordan says that Jeff shouldn't feel bad...Jeff says he doesn't, he'll take care of his business but that's his downfall, someone can f**k him and something will happen and he'll feel bad for them even though a week before he wanted to kill them, he doesn't know why he's like that. Jeff says that he's just not going against them with Jordan...Jordan sarcastically says thanks...Jeff says he's just not, Michele is smarter than him and Russell is an awesome competitor...Jeff says "I mean, I'm not saying, listen, don't, I'm sorry, I don't mean to, I'm not putting you down or anything, you know? and I want you with me in the finals and that's why I'm taking this road too, it's not for me, it's not for you I'm taking this road, it's for both of us, ykwim? it's an easier road for us, it's an easier road for me, an easier road for you, if we take the other way, it's a harder road for me, it's a harder for you, you know?"  ...Jeff says Jordan doesn't believe him?...Jordan does, she sees what he's saying. Jeff stresses that you have to win every competition, it's survival, if you don't win at this point, you go...Jordan says if they split them up she will die...Jeff says the thing is that he will be the one to go not her but Jeff isn't going anywhere and he really thinks they're going to do it 😢 They go over the HOH's and POV winners...they discuss when Dan happened to be there and what they need to count, what possible comps might be coming up. Silence then Jeff jokingly says "I thought you were going downstairs?"...Jordan says "I am"...Jeff says he's just joking, no she's not...Jordan mmm, hmmm's and Jeff says un uh (no), why would she go downstairs?...Jordan snuggles up to Jeff and says so that he can have the room to himself cuz since you got in here she's been up there...Jeff says he doesn't care, he wants her up there...Jordan knows but she just mmmm...Jeff says hmmm? what?...Jordan says she doesn't know, she just feels like she's kind of bothering him, she doesn't want him to feel smothered...Jeff says "I'm not Jordan...I would tell you! you don't think I would tell you?"...Jordan says yeah, but he might want the room to himself one night...Jeff says Jordan doesn't bother him, other people there do...Jeff says ok? and to stop being all quiet and shit, she's freaking him out...Jordan asks why?... Jeff then snuggles up to Jordan and tells her that he can tell, she's acting all quiet and he doesn't like that, she needs to tell him a joke, start laughing...Jordan doesn't know any jokes...Jordan says she took a bath again...Jeff says "yay! you love them, did you shave your legs...smooth jazz?"...Jordan says she did, definitely...Jeff says whatever, I can't get in there LOL! (her soft blankie is in the way 😉) Jeff manages to and says mmmm...Jordan says they're the smoothest they've ever been...Jeff says "Smooth Jazz"...Jordan giggles... Jordan says she's kinda sleepy tonight...Jeff is too, it's past 2...Jordan brings up the Kevin dating game talking about Jeff but Jeff doesn't bite LOL ...Jordan rubs Jeff's hand and says his hands are soft, he puts lots of lotion on...Jeff says he doesn't like dry hands...he has a disorder :) Jordan says lotion disorder?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says Jeff smells good, it's the Axe...Jeff says it's the body wash not the deodorant...Jordan says the Axe works for her...Jeff says it's hers now, she can keep it, they put that in there for her...Jordan says someone took her cookie dough, even though she should lay off of it...Jeff says maybe someone made cookies?... Jordan rubs Jeff's hair and said no one has...Jordan asks if Jeff tried the blueberry muffins she made?...Jeff says no...Jordan says they were good...Jeff says he'll have one for breakfast...Jeff asks if Jordan saw his sandwich for breakfast?...Jordan did...Jeff describes the sandwich and says he was pumped about it...Jordan knows he was...Jeff asks if she wants one tomorrow?...Jordan says maybe...Jeff doesn't think she'll be as pumped as he was about it. Jordan turns to face the other way and reaches back to touch Jeff AKA assuming "the position"  Jeff says "what happened?"...Jordan says it's over, we lost and she giggles...Jeff says "this over?"... Quiet and then Jeff says he kind of doesn't like sheets but he likes it in there because it gets so cold in the morning...Jordan then asks Jeff what would be his ideal type vacation spot?...Jeff says Turks & Caicos, somewhere like that...Jordan hasn't heard of that...Jeff says the Bahamas is a little played, he wants to go to Jamaica cuz he loves Reggae...Jeff asks how about her?... Jordan wants clear blue water and white sand and somewhere where they have tiki huts...Jeff says "oh yeah!"...Jeff says his brother went to Antigua for his honeymoon and stayed in huts on the water...Jordan says that's what she's talking about, you could lay out and be in a towel and sleep...Jeff says you have your own little thing...Jordan asks if they loved it? he says they did...Jeff says that's awesome, that is totally his style too. Jordan says if her mom got remarried she would do it on a beach with just a couple of people...Jeff says that is what he wants to do...Jordan talks about her friend's mom's beach wedding...Jeff says that is cool and he likes it...Jordan talks about her friend's type of dress...Jeff says he went to have lunch in Laguna Beach and he saw a beach wedding, he describes what they were wearing, it was really casual but fu**ing awesome...Jordan says she would so do that, she loves that type of wedding but if she could she would have a big wedding too but who knows, her family isn't that big...Jeff would like a beach wedding and then have a party after. SILENCE...LOL Jeff scratches his head and more SILENCE  (probably mulling over what they just talked about  ) Jeff says "what else you got Jordan?" Jordan says she's sorry, she's falling asleep...they take off their mics… Jeff can get a goodnight kiss 2:56-3:37am Jeff & Jordan take off their mics to go to sleep...Jeff covers his head for a couple of minutes...he then moves over closer to Jordan...they talk a bit more game. Jordan snuggles into Jeff's armpit and then Jeff rubs her hair...Jeff asks her "why do you love it in there?"...Jordan says she doesn't know, it's kinda weird...Jeff says he doesn't mind, it's her little house LOL Jordan says it's dark and easy, so she can fit right in...Jeff giggles and asks if it smells wonderful?...Jordan says she just doesn't want his deodorant in her hair. After a minute Jordan turns the other way and says goodnight...Jeff says "goodnight Jordan"...he takes off his tank top, gets his covers all the way he wants and starts his prayers...he prays for a few minutes and then rolls over to Jordan and cuddles her... @ the 3:09:50 mark he gives her two quick kisses...after a bit he says he has to pee and then he says "are you happy you stayed up here Jordo?"...she uh huhs...Jeff rolls back to his side and decides to listen to some music, he says goodnight again but first he goes to the bathroom...when he returns he puts on the headphones and relaxes...all the while rubbing Jordan's butt. After about a minute Jordan goes to say something but doesn't, she just half giggles and Jeff says he loves it...he gives it one last shake and says sorry...Jordan says "I don't care"...Jeff says I love your butt...Jeff says remember when you woke up and you were like this. (referring to the fact she had her hand on his butt) Jordan says she can't believe she was...Jeff says he will let her sleep as he taps her butt one last time. Jeff says "we're gonna make out tomorrow"...Jordan says "are we?"...Jeff says maybe...Jordan clasps her hand under Jeff's arm...Jeff says he loves that Jordan loves "this song"...Jordan says 11...Jeff says it's the best...Jordan says it's a good song. Jeff listens to music for about 20 mins...just before the 3:35am mark he senses Jordan moving and asks "you awake Jordan?"...Jordan says she dozes off, wakes up, falls back asleep...Jeff says she keeps shaking, he's wondering wtf she is doing...Jordan says really? she didn't realize that...Jeff says to just go back to sleep...Jordan says she's sleeping and thinking and it's waking her up...Jeff says yeah, you're sleeping unless you wanna make out for awhile...Jordan looks over at him, he giggles... She feels bad so she says "you can get a goodnight kiss"...Jeff doesn't hear her because of the headphones and asks "who?"...Jordan says you...Jeff says "I know, I never do"...Jordan says "hmm?"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan gets up and plants a kiss on Jeff… Jeff says with a big smile on his face "oh, yeah...that's why I couldn't sleep"... Jordan says "now you can"...Jeff says "thanks Jordo"...Jeff continues listening to music and Jordan goes to sleep. Jordan’s dream/sleeping habits/Jeff’s sweatpants 11:08-11:31am Jordan and Jeff have been laying in bed with the lights on for about a half hour...Jordan spoons Jeff..they lay quietly for about 5 minutes, then Jordan turns away from Jeff, he immediately turns towards her and they cuddle & kiss...(movement under the covers)...Jordan tells Jeff she had a dream last night, that one of them won the HOH part that Jeff didn't want to win or something, no, they were all competing and it was an HOH, Jeff didn't want to win and he won it and Jeff yelled at Jordan says he told her he didn't want to win that HOH! and then Jordan said she was sorry...Jeff laughs and says I give you a hard time in my dreams? (he meant her dreams) ... Jordan says that in the dream she said she was sorry and that Jeff was yelling at her in front of everybody and Michele was saying, calm down Jeff, it's us three, you don't need to yell at her and Jordan said yeah! and Jeff said, you don't understand I told you! and Jeff was yelling...they both start laughing... Jeff says "see, then you wake up on a bad note, I was already yelling at you"...Jordan says "no, I was just like, I don't know"...Jordan asks Jeff if she was twitching like that last night?...Jeff says she was when she first went to sleep...Jordan laughs...Jeff was like wtf are you doing? what's up? but then he realized she was just asleep...Jordan said she would zone off, twitch, wake back up, zone off, she does that sometimes. Jeff cuddles up to Jordan, she says she doesn't feel like getting up, he doesn't either...Jordan says it's pretty outside...Jeff says he'll wait til 12:30, it's better sun anyway. Jordan rubs her eyes...Jeff makes the funny noise he makes when he's about to move in for a kiss or hug, he does, he covers their faces and kisses Jordan...Jordan says she can't breathe under there, she says it gets hot...Jeff says that's why he does it, it's freezing. They start talking about Casey, the banana comp and the tiff they had prior to and during it...Jordan says she was still mad and didn't want any help...she starts raising her voice and Jeff puts his hand over her mouth LOL Jordan says she knew she was going to be eliminated...Jeff says so yelling at him in front of everybody was better?...Jordan says she didn't yell at him...Jeff says "and then I yell at you in my dreams, in your dreams?" Jordan, with a devilish smile, says that Jeff yells at her now, it's his thing...Jeff says "no, it's not my thing"...Jordan says mmm, hmmm...Jeff leans in, kisses Jordan and says mmm, mmm...Jordan, like only Jordan can, says No!...Jeff laughs, he remembers the dream and says "of course, Michele has to stick her two cents in in the fu**ing dream" LOL...they both laugh. Jordan giggles and says he has a good point...Jeff says it's her or Lydia...Jordan says Lydia was the worst...Jeff says "dude, the worst!", he says that Lydia wouldn't talk to him for 3 days, he would say "Jordan" and Lydia would say from another room, to not talk to Jordan like that, he wanted to punch her...Jordan says he got rid of her so...Jeff says he would like to be a fly on the wall in the jury house. Jordan starts lol'ing about Natalie & Kevin and the bug incident, she says it was so funny...Jordan says they should tell production should do a thing on that...Jeff thinks they're already on it...Jordan says instead of Jesseeee, Jesseeee it's Kevin, Kevin now...Jeff says Kevin ran the other way instead of helping Natalie ...Jordan lol's twice more...Jeff says still? LOL Jordan says she's thinking about funny stuff...Jeff says good, stay in a good mood...Jordan says at one point last night she snuggled up to Jeff and he pushed her away or she put her feet on him...Jeff says no, he was about to fall off the bed and he asked Jordan to move over please...Jeff demonstrates LOL...Jeff says she kept pushing him and he was like wtf? you gotta move over...Jeff says it was the third time she did it...Jeff hugs his pillow and faces her...he says "you wanted to snuggle up last night" 😋 Jordan says she was cold and he took all the covers...Jeff denies...Jordan says her feet were cold...Jeff says he doesn't care about snuggling (AKA he wants to snuggle, lol) but just do it in the middle of the bed. Jordan says she is going bald on the one side, it's thin right there...Jordan asks to switch sides to listen to his CD player...they switch...Jeff gets up to get a drink...he goes to the fridge to get something and when he turns back his sweatpants are almost falling off and his package is half on display ...Jordan notices and giggles and tells him to pull his pants up...he smiles and obliges her. Jeff drinks a bit of his V8 and says the whitestrips make his teeth sensitive...Jordan says to grin, he does, she says they look white...he reaches over and takes something out of Jordan's eye, he says she needs to get it, then he does it again and gets some off...he asks her how she can sleep with mascara on?...Jordan says it's the liquid liner that comes off in the corner of her eye...she asks if it's gone?...Jeff says it is...Jordan puts on her headphones and listens to music... Game chat in the HOH - Jordan wakes Jeff up 1:15-1:28pm Jeff has been sleeping in the HOH room, Jordan has been outside talking game with Michele, she excuses herself saying she needs to go to the bathroom and goes up to the HOH to talk with Jeff. Jordan taps Jeff on the leg says "hey, what's up?"...Jeff stretches and says "what's up Jordan?"...Jeff asks what time it is?...Jordan says one something...Jeff says really?... Jordan says yeah, she is nervous and says "hang on" while getting the remote for the spyscreen...Jeff says he has to get up anyway and he does, he goes into the bathroom to put on his contacts and brush his teeth...Jordan starts telling Jeff about the conversation she just had with Michele... Jordan says Michele asked her who she wanted to see leave?...Jordan says she doesn't know but she guesses Kevin or Russell because they're the strongest players and then she turned it on Michele asking who she wanted to see go and Michele said Kevin and Natalie (leaving out Russell) after some hesitancy...Jordan says she forgot to tell Jeff that yesterday Michele told her that Russell said Jeff put his key in first just to trick him into feeling safe...Jordan says that Natalie was out there talking about slop saying that it was fair that Russell was on slop now because he'd never been on and then Michele sassily said that Natalie had really only been on slop half of the time...Jordan says that Michele is sticking up for Russell and she told Jordan an FYI - that Russell told her he was going to go berserk if Jeff put him up as the replacement nominee Jordan says that she told Michele that she's not sure what Jeff's going to do and she not speaking for Jeff but if it was her decision she would get rid of Kevin or Russell but that's not coming from Jeff's mouth, it's coming from her, she doesn't trust Russell, he couldn't even come clean with Jeff and Michele admitted that Russell told her that he wished she hadn't said anything about them talking about being final 2. Jordan says she told her that Jeff is going to do what's best for Jeff and she said that if Russell does win HOH next week he's not going to worry about Natalie with Kevin gone, he's going to try and get rid of Jeff, make a move and Michele didn't say anything...Jeff giggles...Jordan says that Michele asked her if JeJo think about the finals? and Jordan told her that they think of it a little but they don't like to think that far ahead because it's them 3 in the finals remember?...Michele asked why would they want to keep Natalie? it makes sense they want to keep her because why would they want to go up against Michele? Jeff says "no shit" LOL Jordan says that Michele asked her if they have even thought about that and Jordan said no, they only think about this week and next...Michele told Jordan that next week it wouldn't be good to win HOH because then you couldn't play for the final four/three...Jeff says that's fine, if Michele doesn't win HOH, she's gone, that's all...Jordan told her that she's still going to try...Jeff says "she's sold, she's gone, f**k her"...Jordan says she's so with Russell...Jeff says that's cool, Russell's gone and if she doesn't want to play by their rules then it's 4 against 1...Jordan says Russell knows he's going up...Jeff knows that Russell knows it's the only move to play. Jeff and Jordan agree it's the best/smartest move...Jordan says it's so good Michele didn't win the POV...Jeff says she better watch her fu**ing tone, if she gets out of line then he'll tell her Russell is going up and if she keeps up with the tone then she better fu**ing watch it, if she wants to throw HOH go ahead and make it easy on them, she'll go home then...Jeff says Michele isn't stupid, she knows Russell is her only ally, if Russell goes home she's effed, she knows that JeJo are covering both ends, of course M&R talk about it, all day sitting there for 8 hours, they know what the best move is, this, Jessie knew what the best move was when Jeff evicted him, Russell's not dumb, he knows this is the best move, is he going to sweet talk him and ask if Jeff wants to work out? no, he doesn't, he wants Russell to leave, that's what he wants. Jordan brings up the berserk thing again and Jeff says for him to go berserk...Jordan says she's not scared of him, what is he going to do? yell, scream, say hurtful things? (yep! )...Jordan says if Russell says something during the POV ceremony she will say something to him ...Jeff says he's not going to say anything, berserk? like he's scared of him, he'll fu**ing slap him in his fu**ing face...Jordan says she thought "omg! I gotta wake up Jeff and tell him", she used the bathroom excuse...Jeff says who cares if Jordan is telling him? who the f**k is she running around telling you that shit, she should watch her fu**ing mouth...Jordan repeats that she made it clear these were her thoughts not Jeff's so they can't turn around and say anything. Jordan says she has to shave her bikini line...Jeff says "shave? your goocher?" LOL Jordan goes in the shower stall to shave while Jeff goes to poop...(haha they keep talking...they crack me up! even while doing this they talk game ) ...Jordan says she told Michele to remember that Russell never liked her in the beginning, he's just using her...they discuss what Michele said about not wanting to win HOH next week...Jordan wonders if Michele would put them up if she won?...Jordan says if Michele flops, she'll take HOH and then they can do whatever they want. Jordan waits while Jeff puts his shorts on...Jeff starts looking through the fish food bags saying they're all mixed up...Jordan says that Michele said she wasn't stupid and was questioning the fact that Jordan and Jeff never thought of keeping Natalie the weaker of two of them...Jeff says "be like, I'm not stupid either, you never talked to Russell?"...Jordan says she said no...Jeff says Michele knows it's the best move, let her talk to him...Jordan says she's kiind of worried if Michele wins HOH because Michele said if it comes down to it, she'll have to put one of them up...Jeff says "yeah, next week"...Jeff asks what day it is?...they figure out it's Sunday...Jeff looks through the bags... HOH Game talk - Jeff feeds the fish 1:28-1:31pm While talking game with Jordan, Jeff feeds the fish in the HOH room... Jeff has realized the order of the food bags is all messed up, he says that BB is just going to have to fix it later on...Jeff and Jordan talk about Michele’s sassiness when grilling Jordan earlier...Jordan tells Jeff that she told Michele that Jeff is going to do what’s best for him just like Michele would...Jeff says Jordan best believe she’s running to tell Russell right now, he doesn’t give a f**k, he will tell Russell he’s putting him up if he asks. Jeff puts his hand, full of fish food, in the fish tank and says “look at these fu**ing things, look it”...Jordan asks “are they eating it?”...Jeff says yeah, they nibble your fingers...Jordan says eww...Jeff says you don’t feel it...Jeff says they’re so smart, they wait for this fu**ing thing...Jordan asks “what’s that?”...Jeff says “watch”, it’s a chunk you push against the glass, they’re all supposed to nibble on it and run away but one fish steals the whole thing...he tells her to watch as he does it and boom! one fish immediately steals it...Jeff says they all fight for it and then take off and chase each other... Jeff goes to wash his hands...Jordan tells Jeff not to act any different when he goes downstairs...Jeff says he won’t...Jordan says Michele wanted to get info to see where Jeff’s head was so she could go tell Russell...Jeff says yeah, for sure...Jordan says she told Michele that Jeff hasn’t told her what he’s doing...Jeff says Michele thinks they’re stupid, he doesn’t even know why he’s getting mad, he’s just mad at the fact that no problem, he’ll bend over while Michele puts it (knife) in him. Jordan says she’s going back downstairs, she just wanted to let him know what Michele said...Jeff says “thanks Jordan”...Jordan says “you’re welcome”...Jeff thanks her for waking him up too...Jordan says that she said things ok?...they high five... Jeff asks what?...Jordan says that Jeff always says she doesn’t say anything, that’s why she said they were coming out of her mouth...Jeff grabs Jordan and playfully whips her onto the bed LOL Jeff grabs his UCLA hat and mutters to himself what Michele said about Russell going to go berserk...Jordan asks if she can wear Jeff’s fishing hat (to block the sun)...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says “really?”...Jeff says yeah...Jordan puts it on but says she looks like Grumpy Old Men, she doesn’t want it...Jeff asks if she wants his Italian hat?...Jordan says no, she’s good...they walk out and head downstairs...Jeff asks if Jordan has eaten?...Jordan says she ate a muffin and oatmeal...Jordan goes outside and Jeff heads to the SS room to get his sandals… Jordan likes country music 1:44-1:49pm Poolside...JeJo are both in the pool in their customary rafts, Michele is getting out, Russell is sitting on the edge of the pool just being weird...tension is in the air but Jeff and Jordan try to act like nothing is going on  ...Jordan pokes Jeff in the ear to get his attention LOL...Jeff asks if Jordan put lotion on?...Jordan says earlier she did, did he?...Jeff says not yet. Jeff brings up the weird music they played this morning...Jordan says she never even heard of them, the second one was country wasn’t it?...Russell mumbles something...Jordan says she thought it was but...Jeff says “it had to be for you”...Jordan repeats she never heard of it. Jordan says she likes Brad Paisley, Tim McGraw, Kenny Chesney, Alan Jackson...Jeff asks if a lot of people where she’s from like it? he keeps picturing that she’s from a smaller town in the south, but Charlotte is a bigger town but does Charlotte like country?...Jordan says oh yeah definitely, she says how she told Jeff about May race week and they have people like Gary Allen, Boyz II Men, they have 4 different stages with concerts, she was 18 or 19 when Boyz II Men was there, they close half the streets down, they have food, funnel cakes, they have concerts...Jordan says she missed it when she came out to LA in May, they have it every year, it’s called Speed Street. Jeff asks who was there last year?...Jordan says she thinks Gary Allen, one year Kellie Pickler was there, they have alternative bands too, also every year in October they have the Gravedigger’s Ball and last year Katy Perry was there...Russell asks if it’s only Nascar or Motorcross too?...Jordan says mainly Nascar, the last day, Sunday is when the big race happens. Jordan says when she was younger she went to Kenny Chesney concerts, she remembers Keith Urban and Rascal Flatts too...Russell says Rascal Flatts is popular out here...Jordan loves Rascal Flatts, they’re really good...Jordan says she likes Carrie Underwood too...Russell asks if that’s the hot girl that won American Idol?...Jordan says yes...Russell says she’s smoking hot...feeds go to control room... Mono & football 2:08-2:15 Jeff and Jordan continue chatting with Russell and Michele at the pool...they have been talking about braces, wisdom teeth and tonsils...Jordan says her wisdom teeth were impacted and had to be removed, Jeff says his were too...Jordan talks about her dentist while a helicopter flies overhead, it’s impossible to hear what she’s saying...Jeff says when he was young, in high school, he used to get strep throat every year, when winter would come around, the changing of the seasons, he’d get it and the doctor was always urging him to take his tonsils out for four years, never did and then he just never got strep again...Russell says he always thought kids that get strep or mono were using it as an excuse to skip school. Jeff says his senior year he got sick and he went to the doctor with his oldest brother, the doctor told him he had mono and Jeff asked him what about football? The doctor asked what year he was and Jeff told him senior and he said his football career is done, he can’t play...Jeff was like what!?...the doctor told him that if he took a shot in the kidneys, which are swollen, he could die...Jeff told his brother that if he told their parents that Jeff can’t play football, he would kill him and then when they got home his brother said “Jeff’s got mono! he can’t play” Jeff was like “you fu**ing asshole!” and his Ma was like “don’t say that” and his dad was like “how do you feel?” LOL...Jeff says his dad was all about playing...Russell says it’s such a dad comment...Jeff says he played a rival school, he only ran the ball 11 times that game, he was really weak, he was sick...Russell asks what mono does?...Jeff says it makes you weak...Jordan says it makes you tired and sleepy...Jeff says he could feel it in his throat, he wasn’t eating anything because of his swollen throat... Jeff says it was homecoming game, he was so sick, didn’t even practice and ran like shit, one of the kids from the other school was trash talking Jeff saying he sucked, calling him a pussy and all this shit was going through his head like if he didn’t have mono he would have fu**ing drilled him, the kid kept taunting him and Jeff got up and kicked him, kneed him in the face...Jeff says he got thrown out of the game and the next game, that gave him a little time to recover ...Jordan giggles. Jeff says that he ended up playing with someone that played for the other team that remembered the incident and Jeff and they had it on tape so they could watch film of Jeff...Jeff says “my parents were so pissed”...Jordan says “I bet”...Russell brings up the mono again...Jeff says he was weak and skinny, he shouldn’t have played...Russell asks how it went away?...Jeff says antibiotics but you have to keep taking them for a long time...Jordan says you have to rest and sleep or it won’t go away plus antibiotics...Russell wonders why only young people get it?...Michele says there was an outbreak in her college...Jeff says he guesses it’s really contagious...Jordan who has gotten up is walking to the hammock and says “yeah, you could have got your.....teammates mono” (I think she was going to say “girlfriend” instead of teammates lol) Russell mutters about Jeff kneeing that guy in the face...Jeff says he was pissed because the guy said he sucked and he was right...Jeff says if he wasn’t sick he would have drilled the guy in the face legally...Russell asks if Jeff was a bruiser or a speed demon?...Jeff says bruiser, he didn’t have the speed so he’d have to put his head down, he ran like idol Walter Peyton how he finished all his runs and that’s how he would run, he’d just drill the safeties, make them pay, then in the second half make moves because they were leery of getting hit and he’d go right around them, that’s high school though...Jeff says in college he was even slower because everyone is faster so he just ran with his head down...Russell and Jeff continue football talk... The Great Peach/Nectarine debate rages on… 2:41-2:58pm This is the infamous peach/nectarine argument that aired on the TV show and the one that IMO Jordan was embarrassed about afterwards...a few days later they had the conversation in the HOH about it, I think she realized that BB was going to use it to make her look dumb/irrational and she didn't like it... The feeds switch from outside to the kitchen where Jeff and Jordan are...Jeff is prepping for the chicken for lunch, Jordan is sitting on the counter eating a nectarine...Jordan is being stubborn insisting it’s a peach... Jordan says she’s about to go in the DR and ask them because she honestly thinks Jeff is wrong...Jeff just wants to prepare the chicken LOL but says “hold on, I’m going to prove this right now” and he walks towards the SR...Jordan says “cuz a peach and nectarine taste identical, this is a peach” (wrong!)...Jeff mutters “alright”...Jeff yells out asking if there’s a red onion out there?...Jordan says she doesn’t see it...Jeff says it’s on the left...Jordan shrugs and says “whatever” (not nice Jordan)...Jeff is heard saying “f**k”...he comes back saying that Jordan should go in the DR and ask, he went in the SR to see if there was a nectarine sticker on the fruit. Jordan says “I know I’m right, it’s a peach” (wrong!)...Jeff ignores and says they can make the chicken the other way and put them in fajitas too...Jeff then says “go ask, it’ll be funny”...Jordan asks if he thinks they will be able to tell if she holds up the pit?...Jeff says yeah, ask them what’s the difference between a peach and a nectarine? Is one fuzzy and one smooth?...Jordan says “yeah but they taste the same”...Jordan walks off saying “me and you are just having these little conflicts with each other”...Jeff sarcastically says “make sure you sit down and look cute cuz they’re going to use this”...Jordan says “no!”...Jeff clears his throat (showing constraint LOL) Jordan goes in the DR, Jeff continues prepping...feeds go to control room briefly...Jordan yells out “Jeff!”...Jeff says what?...Jordan says “he (DR guy) said it did look like a peach aaaand but he said he’s not the one that does the grocery shopping so he doesn’t know but tonight I will definitely find out if Michelle or one of them is working and I will ask because...let me ask her” (referring to Michele who has just come inside) Jordan asks Michele, this is a peach correct? It has the nut like a peach...Michele looks...Jeff says “what is a peach? does it have fur on the outside or is it smooth?”...Jordan who is raising her voice, says “I know a peach has fur”...Michele says peaches are furry...Jeff says “it’s smooth, what’s it called?”...Jordan tells Michele to smell it...Michele says it smells like a peach...Jordan yells “it’s a peach!”...Michele says she doesn’t know!...Jeff says to Jordan “you’re a peach” LOL Jordan, who is wrong, says “you’re so wrong and you hate it because I'm right”...now Jeff yells “I don’t hate it! It’s a nectarine!”...Jordan says “no, I put, I put 100 bucks on it” (Jordan would lose )...Michele confuses those fruits with oranges and tangerines, she doesn’t eat a lot of fruit...Jordan yells “a nectarine tastes completely different, it’s harder, this is soft”...Jeff guffaws saying “so what’s the difference between...what if I am wrong? I’m going to be so fu**ing pissed”...Jeff laughs...Jordan yells “you are wrong!!”...Jeff says “what’s a furry peach called and what’s a smooth one called? a smooth peach?”...Michele howls like a hyena...Jordan says “when I was cutting the fruit...a nectarine is kinda...stop you’re making me laugh...it’s kinda like the apple thing”...Michele brings up tangerines...Jeff says “no, that’s a tangerine”...Jordan yells “a nectarine!”...Jeff points at Jordan saying that’s a nectarine!!...Jordan yells “this is a peach!! smell it, it has a nut in the middle!!”...Jeff yells “what do you mean smell it!? Is it furry or smooth?”...Jordan continues being stubborn saying it’s a peach, it smells like it, it’s a peach!! yes it is!! Natalie is about to walk in at this moment...Jeff, referring to Natalie, says “don’t even start with her”...Of course Jordan starts in with Natalie lol...Jordan says to come here...Jeff says “oh boy, house meeting”...Jordan says “yeah house meeting cuz I know I’m right and I know you’re so wrong” (wow 😨  )...Jeff who has shown much constraint says “you better watch what you say cuz if you’re wrong you’re going to look like a fool so heads up” Jordan holds up the pit and says “this is a peach right?”...Natalie says “nectarine”...Jeff says “BAM!” LOL...Jordan says “how is this a nectarine?”...Natalie says “peaches are the soft fuzzy ones”...Jordan says she knows but smell it, it smells like a peach...Natalie smells and nods no...Jeff says “you lost!”...Jordan says “no! this is a peach!!”...Jeff says “you lost, it hurts”...Natalie walks off saying sorry Jordo and muttering something about nectarines...Jordan is a little speechless and stumbles over her words...Jeff nods saying “I’m the best” :) Jordan says “no, you’re not”...Jeff says “just say I won”...Jordan says “no”...Jeff continues “I’m sorry Jeff, I’ll go get you a lemon if you want right now...I need a lemon, could you go get me one?” LOL Jordan says she doesn’t understand why nectarines and this (she still won’t admit haha) taste just alike? when she cut the other nectarine, it was hard, this one is actually softer... Jordan gets up saying “I still don’t believe it, I still think I’m right”...Jeff asks if she can get him a lemon?...Jordan says no, cuz she’s pissed...Jeff says “why, come on, go get me a lemon please...it’s your lunch”...Jordan walks off saying “no I just ugghhhhhhh”...Jeff says “what are you mad about? that you’re wrong?”...Michele asks if Jordan can bring her some milk?...Jordan says “sure Michele”... Jeff says for Jordan to check if there’s any winekins in there for Jordan and he giggles...Michele says “you’re such a butthead Jeff” HUH? Wtf is she talking about!?...Jeff says “butthead!? she was screaming at me and she didn’t even know if she was right or not!”...Michele giggles...Jeff says “how come I always look like the bad guy even when I’m right?”...Michele says he’s not the bad guy...Natalie asks Michele if she said it was a nectarine too?...Michele says she doesn’t know fruit...Jeff laughs...Michele says she’s never eaten either, only canned fruit...Jeff says “too funny”... (in the meantime on Cam 2 Jordan is seen in the SR looking at nectarines and smelling them lol) A minute later Jordan brings back the milk and puts the lemon down in front of Jeff...Jeff laughingly says “don’t get pissed at me...uhh, you could still be right Jordan, you don’t know for sure”...Jordan says “I know, I think I am”...Jeff says “I don’t think you are but” Jordan says every time she eats a peach it looks exactly like that...Jeff says it does look and taste exactly like a peach”...Jordan says “oh”...Jeff says “but it’s not a peach, ykwim?”...Jordan mmm, hmm’s...Jeff says Jordan can ask them in the DR tonight, is she gonna?...Jordan mmm, hmm’s...Jeff starts talking about how much chicken he should make and Jordan who is still pouty keeps mmm, hmm’ing... Jeff says he’s obsessed with basil...Jordan just stares...Jeff says he can’t believe she went in the DR (to ask), she’s funny...Jordan says it’s because she was 100% sure she was right...Jeff says “how are you 100%?”...Jordan says in an annoyed tone “I don’t know! I guess it’s cuz I never had a nectarine before that tasted like a peach”...Jeff says “listen, then what’s the difference? they gotta be two different things”...Jordan explains again that the previous nectarine was harder like an apple (umm, it wasn’t as ripe lol) and this one was soft...Jeff says he knows what she means, the texture is exactly like a peach...Jordan says “exactly”...Jeff who is trying to compromise says “maybe you’re right, I don’t know, I thought peaches were furry”...Jordan finally backs down saying they are but she thought this one just might be... Jordan trails off and drops the conversation instead asking if she can put the chicken on the grill?...Jeff asks if she wants to cook it?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says she can, if she’s saying she’s trying to help...Jordan asks if he’s trying to be nice now?...Jeff says what does she mean, he’ll let her do it, he just has to supervise...Jordan asks what Jeff is putting on the chicken? garlic and pepper?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says those are his main ingredients...Jeff adds salt too, he also says red pepper to make it a little spicy...Jeff says the pepper mill takes forever...Jordan says she put pepper in another grinder, it might be easier for him... Jordan asks if that stuff makes it more fattening?...Jeff explains it’s just a marinade to give flavour...Jordan says she went on the scale and weighed 140.5...Jeff says grilled chicken is the best for her, if she wants to lose weight, just eat chicken with a salad...Jordan just continues looking at Jeff...Jeff continues chopping garlic...Jordan tells Jeff to call her once he’s done...Jeff says he’ll cook the chicken later...Jordan asks if he wants help putting away the spices...Jeff says no, she can go outside and enjoy :) ...Jordan goes outside… Grilling chicken 4:15-4:25pm Jeff & Jordan grill some chicken on the grill and chit chat about game & stuff.  :) That's all. LOL I thought it was cute watching them cook together plus Jeff is shirtless 😛 Jeff is older & wiser 5:15-5:43pm Jeff & Jordan finish having their chicken dinner and head up to the HOH to chill....Jordan sits in bed and waits for Jeff who is in the bathroom...Jeff sits in the round chair and immediately flirts with Jordan, he flashes his dimples and asks Jordan if she wants to take a shower together 😘 ...Jordan says yeah, let's go...Jeff, looking like the cheshire cat says he will meet her in there...Jordan giggles...Jeff asks what her smile is about?...Jordan says nothin', can she not smile?...Jeff says it's a little smirky though, what's on her mind? Jordan says nothing, everybody is split up in 2's...Jordan doesn't like Michele's attitude... they talk about Michele wanting to save Russell and what it will be like when he walks out that door, Jordan can't wait...Jeff thinks he'll be mad at first but he'll be over it by Thursday...Jordan doesn't want to commit to Kevin & Natalie too much...Jeff says they saved them twice, they owe him...Jordan knows and says she can't believe Michele told her that they would be dump to keep her, she likened it Natalie to Jerry from the Dan/Memphis season and then Jordan got pissed thinking, who does she thinks she is?? Jordan says she notices Michele's annoying yawning now, it irritates her...Jeff says once you notice it, it gets on your nerves...Jordan says Michele was throwing stones about her & Jeff being up in the HOH room...they don't know what she's talking about...Jeff makes fun of whiny, mumbly Michele saying "are you guys listening to music up there?" LOL Jordan laughs! and says she's crazy...Jeff says that something is on Michele's mind and she won't say it, Jeff knows what she is thinking though but he has things on his mind too. They talk about end game, Michele and how she does in comps  ...Jordan says she lied to Michele about worrying that Jeff would dump her in the final 3 like Drew & Diane...Jeff says yeah, let her think that...Jordan says if she has to she'll make a pretend deal with her...Jeff says she doesn't even have to make that deal...they agree they want it to be Jeff, Jordan and Natalie in the final 3...Jeff says she could pull one out at the end but they just have to put themselves in the best position and hope for the best...they say Kevin is slick and not sure who they trust more between the two...Jeff says Michele isn't that impressive in comps...they go over them...Jeff says his wins aren't that impressive either he guesses...Jordan says he won stuff. Jordan goes to the bathroom, comes out and pretends to hit Jeff in the face and Jeff grabs to pinch her butt but misses...Jordan sits down but gets back up to put her mic on, she says she's glad Jeff is her partner otherwise she would've been out of there, she would have been gawn...Jeff says "you gawn" :) Jordan gets a granola bar and sits back down on the bed...they talk about Kevin & Natalie...Jordan says they're not getting on her nerves and they're not up their asses...they talk about how Natalie is sucking up...Jordan thinks they have probably made a final 2 deal...Jordan tells Jeff that she told Kevin they didn't make a final 2 deal, that it is bad luck...Jeff says that is what they want (final 2) but it's still a long way off. Probably one of my top 5 little interactions btw J&J here (LOVE watching Jeff's reaction) Jordan asks Jeff is he thinks it is possible? (that they make it to final 2)...Jeff says she asks him this every day and anything is possible...Jordan says "ok, LISTEN, I wanna ask you something"...Jeff starts smiling a huge smile... Jordan says "I wanna tell you something, the reason I ask you things like that is because it's like...you're older and wiser and I listen to everything you say because I, I don't know"...Jeff starts laughing... Jordan continues..."I trust you and I feel like you're smarter and you know...so whenever I don't feel confident about something or I get kinda worried, I just ask you because I feel like I just need the reassurance and it makes me feel better...so that's why if I ask you and you're like omg, I just ask you because I think you have all the answers"...Jeff says he doesn't have all the answers but yes, he thinks they can do it...Jeff gives one of his motivational positive pep talks. Jordan says she plays it over in their head if they were to be final 2 with the others asking them questions...Jeff says that's good to picture that...Jordan says she asks a lot because she thinks Jeff has all the answers...Jeff asks her if she believes they can do it?...Jordan says she does but she wants to know what he thinks too...Jeff says he believes it...they talk more game & scenarios ...Jeff basically says the answer is always win HOH or POV, win that's all, throw a hippo in the scenario, just win, don't rely on others, win, don't give up, win...feeds go to control room...more game talk. Jeff says at this point in the game everyone is lying, he just wants the strongest player out...Jeff says he's lying LOL...Jordan says it better not be to her!...Jeff runs his hands through his hair in frustration and says "shut up!"...Jordan giggles...Jeff gets quiet for a little while and Jordan asks him what is he thinking?...Jeff says nothing...Jordan says "you wanna make out?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says she knew that would put a smile on his face... :) Jeff gets quiet again... Jordan asks about Jardiniere? LOL Jeff explains what it is and says he can't believe they gave him that...Jordan says she is going to work out tonight...Jeff says he is lazy, he has no motivation which is stupid because there is nothing to do in there...Jordan says she was the same with her homework...Jeff says like avoiding counting things in the GR? /sarcasm...Jordan says they can do it late tonight if he wants...Jeff says yes, they decide they'll do it soon when others aren't around...feeds are cut off... Crab legs, neck kisses & going fishing Part 1 5:44-5:59pm Jeff gets in bed with Jordan...Jordan says they'll take a nap, work out, take a shower and then start counting stuff...they go over the need for counting...Jeff says that if someone on the street came up to her and said she had to count everything in this house for the one in five chance to win a half million dollars what would she do?...Jordan says "count"...Jeff says "everything so why would you be lazy and not practice or learn?" ...Jeff says he is spinning his wheels with her to try and get through to her that they need to do everything they can to learn...Jordan mmm, hmm's. Silence..........then Jordan bites her nail, smiles and takes off her mic to sleep, she tells Jeff "goodnight"...Jeff does his little groan 😚 Jordan wraps herself up in the blanket and grabs the other bigger blanket to cover herself...feeds go to control room... ...when they return Jordan is giggling about her legs crawling? LOL and Jeff has covered his head with the big cover...Jordan says "hellooo?"...Jeff says "when you tell me when I'm going to get crab legs and what kind then I'll respond to you...until you get those 2 answers I'm not talking to you anymore, so figure those two questions...when am I gonna eat crab legs?"...Jordan says "when you get outta here"...Jeff says "wow! ok, what kind of crab legs do you know?"...Jordan says "none"...Jeff says "you don't have crab legs when you worked at Hooter's?"...Jordan says "just crab legs, regular crab legs"... Jeff says "so what other crab legs are you talking about when I said if you were a crab I would eat you"...Jordan says "I thought you were talking about my legs"  They laugh...Jeff says "if they were filled with crab meat I would eat them" :)...Jordan says "I thought you were being dirty"😂..Jordan laughs and Jeff rips the cover off his head and looks over at her with a big smile... Jeff says "oh my Gawd"...Jordan tries to explain but Jeff says "what planet am I on right now?" ...Jordan says "cuz you said if I was a crab you'd eat me"...he says it's cuz he likes crab legs, she never heard him say that? which means he likes her (he admits it!) ...Jordan thought he was trying to be goofy when he said that...Jeff says yeah, I got it....Jordan says Jeff is short tempered...Jeff says he's not, he didn't even get pissed, he just wanted her to figure out something, he's beginning the quizzes now...Jeff says that's not short tempered...Jordan giggles and then moans... Jeff mimics her moaning in Michele's manner and covers his head again...they both laugh...Jordan says she doesn't like "this Jeff" that she's been experiencing...Jeff says then he'll just be goofy and who gives a f**k who wins...Jordan says noooo, to stop acting like that...Jeff says who cares, let's just have fun....Jeff says they got this far, at least they got to the jury house....feeds go to control room and you can see Jeff covering Jordan with the cover and grabbing her towards him, enveloping her, going for her neck and kissing her... When they return Jeff is still spooning Jordan...after a minute he turns back to his side, closes his eyes and covers his head...Jeff rubs Jordan and snuggles up to her, gives her a little kiss and asks her "what does that mean? does this mean it's over?"...Jordan says mmm, hmmm, you're done, it's over...Jeff nuzzles her and asks why?...Jordan says "cuz! you get very irritated with me now and I keep saying that, every day" (he's continuing to kiss/bite her ear/neck) ...Jeff says he's not, he told her, why would he be hugging her?...Jordan says "cuz you're trying to make up!"..they laugh and he kisses her. Jeff says he could just throw her aside...Jordan squeals no!...Jeff says no and he nuzzles some more...Jordan says "not at all, Jeefff!"...Jeff says what? they're practicing, the questions...more giggles...Jordan says "on my neck?" 😄 Some funny business goes on, they do their Jeff! no! what? routine...Jeff says he's trying to get some sleep, relax...Jordan laughs and says he keeps kissing her neck, he's not getting practice...Jeff says who is doing that? quit showing off...they joke around about covers, not breathing and pillow smothering LOL Jordan says that's awful...Jeff says he's joking...Jordan says she needs to put on deodorant...Jeff says gross! and they banter about that...Jordan puts on deodorant and sings while doing it 😀 Jordan gets back in bed and they banter about B.O...Jordan says she doesn't stink...Jeff says quit telling people he's hitting on her all the time or else she's going to be called smelly when she gets out of here...they joke around some more about stones and who Jordan tells that to… CL, NK & GF Part 2 6-6:38pm Jordan reaches over to touch Jeff...Jeff says no! (ala Jordan) and Jordan tells him to calm down...calm down now!...Jeff gives her a cute look and says "you're not the boss of me"...Jordan says "sister...you forgot that part"...they laugh...Jordan says "you're going down sista...isn't that how you say it?"...Jeff asks if Jordan will scratch his back?...Jordan huhs and begrudgingly says she will, she tells him to turn around...Jeff says why can't Jordan be appreciative that he made her lunch so she would willingly scratch his back?...Jordan protests about who did what for lunch...Jeff just want scratches please, everything doesn't have to be an argument. Jordan starts scratching...they start bickering about how to back scratch LOL but she keeps doing it and Jeff keeps enjoying it...☺️ ...they are quiet but Jordan keeps doing those secret smiles of hers... They talk a little about mint chocolate chip ice cream and if Jordan should bring her clothes upstairs thinking Russell might do something to them?...Jeff says no, he'll be fine...they talk a little game concerning Russell and Michele...Jordan asks can he imagine what it would be like in there if the prize was a million dollars?...Jeff says it's half a million what is that, shit?...Jordan says no it's a lot but people are...Jeff says he would stab someone for half a million...Jordan says she would stab someone for a 100 thousand...Jeff says he'll cut his fingers off for a 100 bucks...Jordan laughs...Jeff says buy him dinner and he'll rip his esophagus out (yikes! lol)...Jeff says he's just joking. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNWbkR-8bHA Jordan brings up fishing...she asks him if he's going fishing when he leaves?...with his dad?...Jeff says no, he'll stay in California and go fishing on the ocean...Jordan asks on the pier?...Jeff says no in a boat...Jeff says they have charters that go out out of Redondo beach right next to Hermosa...Jordan gets it now...Jeff explains what it entails...Jeff says it's the best time, it's his favorite thing to do ever, he'd rather do that a 100X over going out to a nightclub or something...Jordan says "umm, what was I going to say...I could fish but I couldn't eat the fish, I'd let somebody else eat it"...Jeff smiles and says "are you saying you want to stay and go fishing? 😊” Jordan says "no I was just saying, like, you know...see at home you can"...Jeff interrupts saying he brought a girl out there one time...Jordan says umm, turns 3 shades of red and starts laughing "back at home..." Jeff says "what? I'm just saying if you like...why, is that gross?"...Jordan is giggling and Jeff says "look at you, getting all jealous!"...Jordan protests "I did not get jealous!!"...Jeff says "aww, that's so fu**ing cute" 😍 ..Jordan who has covered her head with the blanket, says she didn't have anything to say from it, she did not get jealous!!...Jeff says "Jordan, that's so cute" ❤ Jordan turns the convo back to fishing, she says back at home when she goes to the beach, they don't have a boat but you can fish on the pier...Jeff says here too but he likes the boat...Jordan doesn't think there are charters...Jeff says for sure there are...Jeff says there are expensive ones that are all day for big fish, it's expensive, he can't afford it, it can cost $800 to $1000 a day...Jeff talks about the time he was in Mexico and paid some guy $150 to take him and his gf out on the boat...Jordan can't believe he went on some random person's boat...Jeff says there were all these timeshare people, he told them he wouldn't buy a timeshare but he wanted to be taken out fishing and they set it up, he caught 4 big toona LOL Jeff says it was worth it...he tells Jordan he caught the toona at Lover's Beach, it was from the Pirates of the Caribbean, the movie Troy was filmed there too...Jeff says he does want to go on a big boat one day when he has more money, if he won the big money, he'd stay and take his buddies on a really nice fishing trip over here...Jordan says that's nice...Jeff says they'd kick it at the beach all day, he'll worry about that later (he knocks on wood) Jeff says that is like his favorite day...Jordan says what day?...Jeff is incredulous 😂...he smiles and says Tuesdays...Jordan says why?...Jeff says they're just cool...Jordan says Tuesday? that's such a random day, what about Saturday? 🤪 Jeff says what about the day he was just talking about, fishing, maybe it's that day, what were we just talking about Jordan?...he laughs and turns towards her saying "Jordan, c'mon I can't take it no more!"... Jeff questions if she was even there the whole time he was talking about fishing?...Jordan says "yesssesssss!"...Jeff then he grabs the pillow and pretend smothers her, he says "it's over, I'm out of this house!" Jordan says he got her... Jeff accidentally bonks her on the head, they laugh and he pushes her down...she says Jeff always beats her up...Jeff says he hit her with the pillow...Jordan laughs saying when he swung it her hand hit her head by accident...Jordan pinches his cheek and says "I hit my head Jeff!"...Jeff wants to know if she wants to make out and make up?" LOL...Jordan says she's mad...Jeff says she's not...Jordan says she is and Jeff asks at who?...Jordan sings "youuuuu!" 😂...Jeff says she seems fired up. Jordan puts on chapstick and lays back down...Jeff asks if they should open that wine and get crunked?...big smile from Jeff...Jordan says right now? ok....Jordan reaches for Jeff's hand and they hold hands...Jeff thinks maybe they should save it for a better time? if they had 2 they could have one now...Jordan plays with Jeff's hand. Jordan rubs Jeff's chest and belly while talking about the wine, BB told them they can't save it (for future weeks)...they decide to drink it Tues. or Weds...they talk about being final 2...Jeff pinches Jordan's face and they talk about how it's going to be hard from here on out and they both have to win things...Jeff says if they have a chance and they don't win, one of them is going home 🙁...Jordan understands and says ok... Jordan preps herself for nap time...Jeff says "did you turn your back on me?"...Jordan says no, let's take a nap. Jeff says "come here" (my favorite thing Jeff says to her ever) and he pulls her towards him. (rawrrr🐯) Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says omg, it's every 10 minutes (the bickering)...Jeff wants to play a game...Jeff suggests Go Fish...Jordan says it kind of bored her...Jeff spoons Jordan, does something and Jordan giggles...Jordan says "you know what?"...Jeff says "what Jordo?"...Jordan says Tues and Weds can be their practice days...Jeff says ok, it sounds good to him... Jeff has his one hand completely wrapped around Jordan and gets real snuggled up to her again, he does that little moan and nuzzles her neck...Jordan says goodnight again...Jeff whiny moans again...Jordan asks if he is doing a Michele and they both imitate Michele's weird moaning and movements in bed...Jordan adjusts her blanket and top and Jeff asks what's in there and he peeks LOL Jordan says she wants to take a nap, Jeff too...she takes off her mic and lays it on the bed in case they want to talk more...Jeff says deal, sista...Jordan moves around and bonks her head again, she laughs in pain. Jeff covers them and snuggles again, he goes for her neck and Jordan is ticklish...Jeff says he's sleeping...Jordan says "Jefffffff"...Jeff says he's sleeping, for her to quit waking him up...Jordan says "goodnight!"...Jeff says goodnight, Jesus!....Jordan is so aware of the cameras so she puts a huge pillow in front of her body to block the view, lol. As Jordan adjusts the pillow Jeff uses his hand that's wrapped around Jordan to pull her blanket to block the view even further haha...Jordan giggles one last time...Jeff asks if it was because of that?...Jordan says no, she was thinking of something funny...Jeff wants her to share...Jordan just says it's funny that they bicker and then it's like they never bickered...Jeff says 10 minutes later it's the same shit...Jordan says it's their friendship...Jeff says mmm, he feels like he's gotten the short end of the stick in this friendship...Jordan says "why?...I've been a good friend"...Jeff agrees and they quiet down but then Jeff brings up the show that is airing tonight, they finally doze off... Jordan holds Jeff’s butt 7:11-7:13pm Jeff & Jordan nap in the HOH room. Jordan has her hand on Jeff's butt while they sleep. Cute! Michele rudely interrupts and wakes Jeff up. Jordan continues holding his butt, lol...Jeff then gets up to go to the washroom and Jordan finally wakes up. Jordan would like to squeeze something on Jeff 7:53-7:59pm Jordan & Michele are working out...Jeff is having a smoke and observing while sitting on the fridge...they are doing standing squats...after Jordan does about 4 of them she gets a charley horse and needs to stop...Jeff giggles from afar and Jordan starts laughing knowing that he's poking fun at her stellar workout regime. 😛 Jordan sits down, massages her foot and says "Jeff...shut up"...Michele says no spectators, go inside...Jeff says he wasn't even looking...Jordan says you know you were checking us out while we were doing our squats...Jeff says "I was" 😍 Jordan says "Jeff likes to squeeze my butt"...Michele says you have a very squeezable booty, I wanna squeeze it too 🙄 Jordan says "I'd like to squeeze something on him...I'm just kidding"...Jeff hollers "f**k yeah Jordan!" Jordan wants to know how many times from morning til night Jeff says the F word...Jeff says ok and then says "hell yeah Jordan" LOL they continue working out, Jeff finishes up his cigarette, heads inside and says "I need to stop watching this" Jejo flirt over wine opening 9:03-9:06pm Jeff is given a bottle of wine from BB. Jeff starts opening it and asks Jordan if she wants some wine?...she says she doesn't know...Jeff smiles at Jordan like only Jeff can...Jordan says she'll let Jeff get drunk and she'll take advantage of him this time...just kidding. 😉: Jeff says "yes! sounds like a plan to me"...Jordan says she knows he loves hearing that...Jeff asks if she is just playing around with his emotions?...Jordan says "never, Jeff, never"...Jeff gives her a look and says don't be a tease Jordan...Jordan says she's not. Jordan starts going up the stairs and says he has the whole bottle to himself...he says for her to have a little bit...she asks if it isn't bad because she just worked out?...Jeff says a glass of wine is good for you...Jeff pours a big glass (for himself) and Jordan thinks he's pouring a lot for her so that they will make out... Jeff smiles at her through the mirror by the sink and asks her where she's going?...Jeff pours her a little glass like at the restaurant...Jordan says "good, thank you, I appreash"...Jordan giggles and goes to the HOH room... Look at you/Jordan is buckling down 9:46-9:53pm Jeff is sitting on the fridge outside having a smoke...Jordan comes outside and starts to rattle off numbers of items in the house...she says "there's in the red room 24 pillows..." Jeff says "look at you" 😊 Jordan says she tried not to mess it up, she hurried up and tried to do a brief count, she knows there are 24 pillows, she counted tonight, there were 19 pillows outside, when she was running she was counting... Jordan says to hang on, she's going to double check and she starts counting...Jeff says "good Jordan"...Jordan confirms there are 19...Jeff asks about the stupid flowers out there...Jordan doesn't think so, that's looking into it too much...Jeff says you never know...Jordan says she doesn't know, he can still count them...Jeff thinks they should...Jordan says there are 19 pillows outside, 24 in the RR, she talks about the amount of flowers along the wall in the LR...Jeff smiles at her proudly which makes Jordan smile :) Jordan says she's missing something...Jordan says there are 24 bulbs in the light fixtures in the RR, she's positive they're all the same, they need to double check....Jeff says alright...Jordan explains how she tried to count them without Michele seeing...Jeff says "good Jordo"...Jordan talks about the SS room, how many lanes there are, the numbers on the walls...Jeff says he didn't even think about that, that's good, it's going to get monotonous but they just have to try... Jeff asks "what made you buckle down?"...Jordan says "you yelled at me" LOL Jeff says he didn't yell...Jordan says "you uh, said that to me"...Jeff says "what if a question comes up and you win HOH because of that?"...Jordan hmm's...Jeff says "we gonna make out?" They wonder what type of questions will be asked, they don't know...Jeff says "who knows, they might never ask us Jordan, I'm just saying, we could do whatever we can to prepare"...Jordan says that in the LR, there's a missing plant(s) that aren't on the table anymore, she remembers them from when she was dusting...Jeff says they do ask what's gone sometimes...Jeff rattles off the number of items in the kitchen...Jordan listens...Jordan says she was going to start counting in the SS room but Russell was in there...they go over the GR items again...Jordan is just about to start talking to Jeff about something she discussed with Natalie when Natalie opens up the sliding door and says they're ready to play cards...Jeff asks if Jordan is going to play?...Jordan says no, she's going to lay on the hammock....Jeff goes inside... Octopus hands 10:37pm Jordan & Michele are in the hammock talking...Jeff is smoking on the fridge again...Jordan asks Michele if Jeff is getting tipsy yet?...Michele says no...Jordan yells out "Jeff!"...Jeff "yo!"...Jordan "you getting tipsy yet?"...Jeff "yeah"...Jordan "are you?"...Jeff "yeah"...Jordan "we gonna have some fun?" Dramatic pause for effect...Jeff blows smoke... and says "I'm gonna be like an octopus with eight hands up there tonight" They all laugh...Jordan says that the other morning they woke up and her hand was on his butt. (as it was earlier that evening lol)

August 25 BY Chat - Pop culture, reality shows and characters 12-12:18am Kevin, Natalie, Jordan and Michele continue sitting by the hot tub while the tension is thick over at the couch area where Russell and Jeff are...Russell is still playing solitaire and Jeff is just listening to the hot tub talk and participating every so often... Jordan talks about a hot guy on the show they are talking about...Jeff can't remember the name of the show, he then mentions the show the two Corey's, of course Jordan knows it 😉 Jeff says one of them is still on drugs. Natalie asks if they watched the Ray-J show?...Jordan and Natalie think he's cute, Kevin doesn't, they talk about the girls on the show...Kevin thinks Ray-J looks ashy and busted...Jeff giggles and says "ashy" LOL Jordan then says Reggie Bush is HOT...Jeff says he plays for the Saints and was from USC...some confusion over that...this brings up talk of Kim Kardashian...Kevin says she has a body...Jordan says she's gorgeous...Natalie says she's not all that pretty, she is Jessie's dream girl...Russell says it depends what you like, if you like exotic, that's her... Natalie says someone that is drop dead gorgeous bombshell is Jessica Simpson...Jordan says definitely...they wonder what happened to her sister...Natalie says Beyonce, Halle Berry...Jordan says Halle Berry is pretty...Kevin thinks Beyonce will be known forever...Jordan says she likes Jennifer Hudson, she liked her in Dream Girls...Natalie says she's engaged and pregnant with that Punk from I Love New York...Jeff says yeah...Jordan can't believe it...they talk about how he's getting involved in wrestling and Jessie knows him. They start talking about American Idol...Jordan says she watches it in the beginning when everyone is trying out...Jeff says "me too, that's when I watch it" 😉...they talk about the auditions and how people have to know they can't sing...they talk about William Hung the She Bang guy...they talk about how families encourage the awful singers...Jordan talks about a specific woman who threw a big fit. Jeff demonstrates how they sing holding their ear like it's a singing technique when it's actually something real singers do to keep their earpiece in so they can hear their music Jordan says her and her sister crack up...they keep talking about American Idol winners and losers...Kevin says what about Carrie Underwood...Jeff says she's huge...Jordan says Fantasia lives in Charlotte and her house went into foreclosure...they say Simon bailed her out...Jeff says he's so rich...Jordan asks who he is?...they tell her he's the creator, owner of the show...Jordan says she likes Kellie Pickler, she is an hour from her town is...Natalie says she's pretty good...they mention Jordin Sparks which sparks (pardon the pun ) Chris Brown talk...they talk about him and Rihanna quite a bit. Natalie says it would be nice if BB gave them a TV just for a day...Jordan says they could watch reality shows and catch up...Jeff giggles...Jordan says she would even watch BB episodes...they says that's not going to happen...Kevin says season 1 was so different, the house was one storey and it was a bit ghetto...Jeff giggles...they keep talking about BB...Natalie wonders if there will be another luxury comp...Jeff hopes so...they think that it's too late to take someone away from the house and they just did that (last season)...Jordan blurts out "I think it's different with this cast because nobody likes each other" Russell's face on Cam 4 is hilarious! Awkward SILENCE and yawns LOL 🥱🤣 Jeff leaves!!! haha The HG's continue talking… Jordan calms Jeff down, he needs it Pt1 12:57-1:51am Jeff is up in the HOH playing solitaire listening to music...Jordan comes up after being outside with the others for awhile...Jordan & Jeff greet each other with "what's up?"...Jeff says he just won solitaire...Jordan says she needs to shower...Jordan says she's been sitting outside...Jeff says he had enough of being outside, he was getting tired and wanted to come inside to chill... Jordan says Russell was making her so mad because she was talking and could see him from where she was, he was smirking at everything she said...Jordan grrr's and says she really wants to punch him...Jeff giggles...Jordan doesn't like him at all, she calls him a pansy and a douche and says he gets on her nerves...Jeff says he's a fu**ing dork...Jordan says she can't be around him...Jeff says he's a fu**ing huge dork...Jordan says Russell can't stand the fact Jeff beat him. They talk some game 🤯 Jeff asks Jordan if Michele was crying?...Jordan says yep...Jeff says "what a yo-yo" Jordan tells Jeff that Michele came inside in a snit because Kevin and Natalie asked if they would just let them have HOH next week...Jeff said he was laughing (inside) when Natalie kept talking about next week under the assumption that she would still be there. Jordan says she would seriously hit Russell even if it meant getting evicted, she swears she would do it...Jeff says oh, shut up, he doesn't think it will flip and they're not gone so it doesn't matter...they go over the numbers of cylinders but Michele comes up looking for tweezers so they get quiet...Michele goes in the bathroom with the tweezers...Jordan says she's just eww...Jeff whispers for Jordan to watch what she says...Jordan decides to take a bath @1:04am...she talks to Michele while doing so. Jordan finishes her bath and Michele finally leaves @ 1:28am...as soon as she leaves Jeff stares at Jordan...Jordan asks "what?"...Jeff says he doesn't know...Jordan says "about her?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan tells Jeff that Michele swore to her that she wouldn't keep Russell here...Jeff says Russell's going to try and get in Michele's head...Jeff talks about something Kevin said that didn't sit well with him and then Jeff & Jordan talk more game, going around the horn for awhile. Jeff says Russell is such a fu**ing loser, what a baby...Jordan says for Jeff not to let Russell get to him where he would hit him and get himself evicted...Jeff says he knows, what a fu**ing huge dork, he just can't get over it (Russell blowing up)...Jeff says now that he is at it, Michele is a dork too and she makes him sick, she's not on their side, she is going to put them up, he doesn't trust her, he can't believe that Michele actually believed the family threat, oh get the f**k out of here, like he's going to kill their families! He hopes Kevin wins and they get her out, he'll vote straight to evict her. Jordan says she doesn't want to jinx things but she envisions Jeff especially in the final 2 and she can't wait until the others have to ask him questions, they will be bitter...Jeff says they will spite him in the vote unless they have time to cool off...Jeff says it will be a Jeff bash in the jury house...Jordan says they will get over it...feeds cut out...Jeff says Michele's move is playing both sides, it's been that way the whole game...they talk more game and scenarios regarding HOH/POV (I get a headache listening to them, lol) Jeff says he doesn't like Michele at all...Jordan says she does that fake yawn every 5 minutes...Jordan says she is trying to keep on Michele's good side...Jeff says she is fake, she is phony baloney, she frustrates him...Jordan finishes up brushing her teeth. Michele tirade #1 Jeff goes on a tirade about Michele ...he says she is smelly and she should absolutely not nap up there anymore, he wants to tell her off, he would be like honestly Michele, vote the way you want and I'm done with you...he's done trying to tip toe around her, he's done with her making those fu**ing squeaky noises around him, he's done with all her lies, get the f**k away from him, go roll by yourself, he'll take his chances...Jeff hates she is playing sides...Russell just called her a crazy bitch a week and a half ago and now she's crying because he got put up?...Jordan says she feels she doesn't have a chance...Jeff says good, she doesn't, she doesn't have him anymore...Jeff says she makes him sick, he doesn't understand this house. Jordan calms Jeff down - he needs it Pt2 1:51-2:04am Jeff has just finished telling Jordan that he doesn't understand this house...Jordan says "what? people?"...Jordan tells Jeff that she was going to tell him earlier that she bets people are going to think they're in love or something because she always says good things about him in the twitter, the blogs, DR and people probably think OMG! she always says good things about him, which she can't say one bad thing about him because he hasn't done anything, now, if he screws her over then...Jeff gives her a look and Jordan says "I'm just kidding Jeff, you're not in the mood to joke around are you?"...Jeff says not at all, he's just stressed out...Jordan asks if Jeff is worried about the votes? Jeff says he's a little bit worried...Jordan says they would be dumb to keep Russell...Jeff says all he does is fill their heads...Jeff says Russell is dragging him through the mud because he would rather anyone but him won, he wants to spite him because he beat him, that's it, it's the only reason, it fu**ing drives him crazy!...Jeff says he got beat by someone better than him....Jordan says it makes her mad that Michele knew he was going to do it (blow up) and she didn't say anything...Jeff says he knows and she still won't (say anything)...Jordan says just play along with it. Michele tirade #2 Jeff raises his voice and says "I'm fu**ing sick of playing along with it, I'm sick of you dragging your feet with your fu**ing shoes, coming in here (insert squeaking noises lol) "hi, morning"...STFU!🤬(referring to Michele) do you have a personality? do you have a human inside yourself? (imitatiing Michele) I don't remember...so frustrating putting on this act for someone who I know you're lying to me, don't even come up here and lie to me, just stay the f**k away from me and lie to someone else" he continues "you gotta smooth everything over with everybody all the time because one jerk off keeps running around, running his mouth because he can't take it that he's losing, did you say this? he's probably saying stories that probably never even happened and we have to back it up" The whole time Jordan lets him rant, she finally speaks and tries to give Jeff some reassurance that his move is a good one...it doesn't work ...Jeff is still pissed, he rants about Michele again and says he doesn't trust Kevin even though he gave him his word...Jordan says Russell has to be a pathological liar because people believe his stories...Jeff says he didn't (believe them)...Jordan says because Jeff is smart...Jeff says not that smart, not smart enough to make people fu**ing cry when they're up on the block, everyone has a tear to shed. Michele tirade #3 Jeff can't get over how he couldn't get to the bottom of the LML...mimicking Michele "no, he's lying...I don't remember...dude, get the f**k away from me, I can't take it no more with her awkward little pauses and dragging and hum...ugh"...Jordan says bite your tongue for right now...Jeff says "her pinky toe!...I hate it, it's all like wrapped around, like her nail's on the bottom...like what is that thing?" ...Jeff says he's getting really frustrated obviously...Jordan says she can tell. Jordan says she's like her tonight, she didn't wash her hair and doesn't feel like doing it, she says she's going downstairs real quick...she sees Michele's blanket under the covers and Jeff tells her to take that fu**ing smelly thing and get it the f**k out of there LOL Jordan heads out but comes right back....Jeff goes to take a shower and she goes down again and keeps herself busy putting away dishes. Jordan calms Jeff down - he needs it Pt3 2:13-2:32am Jordan waits in bed for Jeff to finish up his post shower grooming...Jeff turns off the lights and comes to bed...Jeff asks what time is it?..Jordan says 2...Jeff says tomorrow he needs to sleep and work out no matter what, that is probably part of the reason he feels so shitty, he says he's getting shitty on himself, he doesn't like what he's becoming, he's not working out, he's smoking, he's getting lazy, he's losing his edge...Jordan says it's stress, don't let people in this house get to you...Jordan says he's a better person, a way better person. Jeff goes off again saying that he has to justify what he's doing in there for other people, how about he gets some thanks for getting Russell out of there, for getting Jessie out of there? he does all the dirty work and if he doesn't benefit from it he's going to get so fu**ing pissed off that someone else walked in there and won, if he doesn't win he will be so pissed...Jordan tries to pep talk him...Jeff says he is just getting shitty on himself...Jeff wants people to just say to Russell you're a douchebag instead of placating him, tell him his attitude sucks and change it...Jordan grabs Jeff's arm to rub/scratch it, she says she thinks people know that. Jordan tells Jeff to just act the same way as before, just control himself, be nice to Michele even though he probably wants to choke her, just listen to her BS like you believe her lies and then see what happens next week, either way she's fine. Oh geez, Jeff goes off yet again ...Jeff says that part of the reason is that he wants to fu**ing bust the mofo's face wide open, nobody ever talks to him like that, if that was in the real world that would never happen...Jeff brings up the mopping the floor with your face comment and says who the f**k does he think he is, like he is scared of him! that is what is getting to him too, he really thinks he is tough, he is saying it on TV when he can't do anything about it... Jordan says Jeff looks like the better person...Jeff sarcastically says that's great...Jordan says he looks like the better person and Russell looks like the asshole...Jeff says not if Russell's going in the DR saying he threatened his family and now Michele believes it too...Jordan says everybody knows he's a liar...Jeff says oh, yeah and Michele is crying about it and telling others about it (the family threat)...Jordan says "it's Michele, it's Michele...seriously"...Jordan says it will be shown you said that in a joking manner. Jordan is such a calming influence here Jordan says people are rooting for Jeff because he got the mystery power, Russell didn't, he's portrayed as the biggest asshole on the show, he started the Technotronics fight, he got in Chima's face, etc. people have lost respect for him too about that, going after Ronnie, coming after Jeff, everyone's calling him short tempered, him calling her a lapdog...Jordan says he's mad because you got to him before he could, Jeff should know that if it was reversed he wouldn't do that because he has more class, he's a better person than him, 10X better, he's just young and stupid, he thinks if he talks junk maybe Jeff will hit him or get himself evicted, he is all talk, all talk. Jeff says he knows this...Jordan says let it go in one ear and out the other...Jordan says she was complaining too about him smirking at her thinking she's dumb but look who is leaving, Jeff has made good moves, yes, the jury house will be bashing but Jeff has played a good game, doing what he's supposed to do, probably in the end he will be rewarded, Russell will cool off and people will realize Jeff has made the best moves in the game so far. Jeff says he's not worried about the jury house, they can do what they want...Jeff says he has to stop with the pity party because of a douchebag that thinks he's tough, he would crack his fu**ing skull in half out of here, he gets to run his mouth in here, he has to be the bigger person, he'd rather be the smaller person so he could fu**ing bash his face right the f**k in...Jordan says Jeff had to know it would be this way because Russell would be mad...Jeff says he's a fu**ing douchebag, people are scared of this fu**ing kid, he's a fu**ng loser...Jordan says that last night Russell was convinced Jeff wouldn't put him up as the replacement but today she could tell he was nervous. Jordan tries again to calm Jeff down, she continues rubbing his arm...Jordan says let him say whatever, stay up in the HOH and avoid him. (Everything Jeff just said over the last 20 mins...yeah he repeats it! I'm getting tired to type it all again, lol) Jordan says well, suck up his pride...Jordan says he did good today, acted like nothing, he didn't talk back to him or act rude, he doesn't look stupid...Jordan says she thinks America would love to see Russell gone...Jeff says Michele makes him sick and brings up the Michele/Russell thing AGAIN 😫 He can't understand how she can be on his side after what he did...feeds cut out... Jordan says Jeff needs to keep his cool and keep the same mentality until he's gone...Jeff says this place is wearing on him...Jordan says she can tell he's more irritable because of the stress but to stay focused, don't let others put him in a certain mood, play like before, it got him this far, he's smart and knows what he is doing...Jordan tells him to not get down...Jeff says he's not down, he's being a little bitch LOL ...Jordan says "me and you are still both here" :) ...they need to take one day at a time, stay focused, they're on track. Jordan starts to quiz Jeff but he doesn't want to play...Jordan asks if he wants her to go sleep downstairs?...Jeff says no, absolutely not :) Jordan asks if he's sure?...Jeff says yeah, he's positive... Jordan calms Jeff down - he needs it Pt4 2:32-2:59am Jordan continues rubbing Jeff's hand and arm...Jeff says he needs to sleep too, he's not really tired but he didn't get a lot of sleep last night because they woke them up early and he didn't nap during the day...Jordan says maybe that's what's wrong...Jeff says that's part of it he guesses...they talk about the fridge smelling like fish. Jordan gets up to put a tampon in and asks Jeff what day it is?...Monday?...Jeff mmm, hmm's and Jordan asks "when did I start?"...Jeff the smartass says "last month...you've been on your period for like 2 weeks" Jordan leaves the HOH, asks Jeff if he wants something?...Jeff says no, thank you and she leaves...Jeff then gets up, goes outside on the balcony and asks Jordan if there are Tums in the bathroom?...she finds them and brings them up...Jeff says he's making himself sick, he takes a few and lays down and covers himself with the duvet cover and prays... Jordan comes back to bed...super cute moment when she fixes all the covers and places the grey velvety type blanket over Jeff to keep him warm They stay quiet, Jeff moves and Jordan asks him if he's done?...he mmm, hmm's and Jordan tells him she put the blanket over him...Jeff asks her what she has (drink) and Jordan says water with lemon, she says she has been doing better, she ate oatmeal today, a hamburger and a salad...Jeff says a turkey burger...Jordan says she walked, it wasn't a hardcore workout but it's something...Jeff says she did good...she says good job...Jeff says "good job, Jordan" Jeff has calmed down...Jordan smiles and says thanks ☺️ Jordan says they were counting in the GR, they're doing good, they go over how many pillows there are, canisters, cylinders, bottles, etc. Jordan asks if he wants her to rub his arm?...Jeff places it in position...Jordan says he better take advantage of this...Jeff says "thanks Jordo"...Jordan starts talking game again...Jeff doesn't say anything but closes his eyes and puts his fingers to his temple...Jordan says tomorrow is going to be a good day, they can sleep in, no comps, they can lay out in the pool, but just don't let Russell running his mouth make him do something stupid, he doesn't want to jinx himself, he's come all this way and that might be Russell's strategy, he might be doing all this to make Jeff mad and do something stupid, remember that...Jeff says she is right :) ... Jordan says then Jeff is letting him win...Jeff says she's right for real...Jordan says that was another reason she came down there because she was worried Jeff might do something, Natalie had called her down there, she's sorry, she had to put her two cents in... Jeff says he doesn't care because he wasn't getting anywhere with Russell, if he was talking to him like a man, he would have told Jordan to leave it alone but he was talking gibberish, not gibberish but he was making no sense, he was barking like a little chihuahua...buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh I'm gonna mop the floor with you buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh...he would ask him a question, Russell would answer with something totally random, so whatever. Jordan reiterates what she said before, she says to just walk away, walk away if he says something stupid...Jordan says she will be mad if he hits him because that would mean Jeff would leave...Jordan insists that Jeff doesn't look like a bad person, for him not to worry about that either. Jeff mutters under his breath..."he's such a fu**ing loser"...Jordan tells Jeff to remember he's the better person...Jeff says his points are ridiculous...Jordan says he makes no sense, he's a liar...Jeff says he killed him, he told him he has no friends, there's a reason why, he told him he's a loser, a liar and he has no friends and Russell came back with the fact that Jeff's a loser because he's 31 and on a show... Jordan says he's on the same show...Jeff says he told him the very same thing, he doesn't understand how it's a knock...Jeff says "whatever", he doesn't know what any of his points are...Jeff mutters omg...Jordan says Jeff is still here playing the game, his chances increase more of winning the 500G's, Russell's chances are gone...Jeff says they better be..they get quiet... They get closer in bed and Jordan asks Jeff if he wants to talk?...Jeff says about what?...Jordan says she doesn't know or is he done?...Jeff says you wanna take your mic off or put it back on in 5 minutes? LOL Jordan wonders what they can talk about... Jordan asks Jeff how many hours he's behind here in Chicago?...Jeff says ahead 2 hours...Jordan says her grandparents are in So. Illinois and they are an hour behind us (in Charlotte)...Jeff says yeah, you're 3, he says it's 5 in the morning by you...Jeff says you're forward Jordan...Jordan says what am I thinking?...Jeff says her grandparents are the same as him...Jordan says never mind, that don't make sense. Jordan asks Jeff what he normally does on Tuesdays?...Jeff says $1 night at the video store...Jordan asks if they have Red Box?...Jeff says yeah, they are going to destroy Blockbuster and stuff cuz they have the current videos or he goes to the gym. Jordan says she has a plan...Jeff asks if she will scratch his back a little?...she says yeah...he says now he's really taking advantage, he needs to get fired up more often...Jordan tells him to scoot over closer and she starts scratching...Jeff mmm's and says "now this is good" :) ...Jordan says her goal is to not see any of those people in the jury house, she wants to win even more badly because she doesn't want to have to deal with them...Jeff agrees and says he doesn't want to be stuck in there with all those..." Jordan says "yo-yo's...as you would say it"...Jeff says "I was just gonna say that" Jeff giggles...Jordan has a plan..... Jordan calms Jeff down - he needs it Pt5 2:59-3:12am Jordan tells Jeff about her plan while scratching his back... "IF...maybe this will bring us good luck...if we're in the final 2 or if you win or if I win, we are going to go,now I told you those places, those islands with the tiki hut things...we're going to go there, we'll bring our friends, you bring a couple of your friends, I'll bring some of my friends...and umm, we'll go, on an island and stay in those huts" Jeff says how much money is that?...Jordan says well they would have to pay their own way...Jeff says well they would be like...you're paying LOL Jordan says "sound like a plan?"...Jeff says "I would like that, dude, that sounds fu**ing awesome right now, doesn't it?"...Jordan says they would go snorkeling or jet skiing or fishing...Jeff says he is going fishing when he gets out of the house...Jordan remembers him saying that...Jeff says it's like he's been on vacation all summer but not...Jeff says he feels like he should go back to work even though he doesn't really want to...Jordan says when she leaves there she wants to take, well go with her mom, her brother, her sister & her boyfriend and go to the beach or something for the weekend, something simple...Jeff says yeah because you have to gradually get back into things...Jordan says when they get out it will still be warm by where she lives, who knows. Jeff says he can't wait to go fishing on the ocean, drink some beers, relax...Jeff says he's relaxed in here but he's stressed out...Jordan says not to stress out...no need to stress unless you're up on the block and fighting for veto or something 😒 ...Jordan tells him not to throw all his eggs in a basket and to not get nervous for no reason. Jeff asks her where she got all this good advice from?...Jordan says what do you mean? I always give good advice, does she?...Jeff says today was a bonus day...Jordan says is it? she's just telling him what she thinks...Jeff likes it and tells her she did a good job :)...Jordan says she doesn't want him doing anything stupid, she's just planting the seed in his head, Russell might try to get to him...Jordan coaches Jeff on what to do if Russell starts in on him again, walk away, don't say anything back because you know Russell will have something to say right back and it will make Jeff more mad and worked up...Jeff mmm, hmmm's...Jordan says she is just letting him know, to not do something he will regret, she doubts Russell will let it go yet...Jordan tells Jeff to keep his mindset and stay focused, she says to let her do all the talking...Jeff says for Jordan not to talk anymore, for her not to do the talking... Jordan says Russell he is a bully type person, not necessarily towards Jeff but other people, she thinks that Russell thinks if he's loud and in your face he is getting to you, she says he's a miserable person, he has a lot of anger built up inside...Jordan says that with Jeff she really knows him but she honestly can't say that she knows Russell...Jeff says he doesn't know himself...Jordan says "true", she says he's that person that is real flashy, cocky...Jeff says he is all show and no go, his stories are repeats of his own, he's got no personality, he always talks about Casey...Jeff says whatever, he makes him sick and that's all, it's over. Jordan reiterates what she said before about Russell, bite his tongue and walk away, Jeff is the better person, he's a 24 yr old liar...Jordan brings up how Chima said that Russell said he's the guy that eff's your girlfriend, she thought, get over yourself, ugh...Jordan & Jeff agree it's not worth arguing over...Jordan tells Jeff to not even sit near him when they're outside because it will be a chance for Russell to throw punches at Jeff. Jordan brings up Michele and tells him again to just play along with things for right now...Jeff says what? put a smile on my face every time she fu**ing lies to me?..Jordan says Jeefff, just do it...Jeff says "I've been doing it for fu**ing 2 months, what's another month...fu**ing loser"...Jordan says don't, because she thinks Jeff is getting real angry about a lot of stuff and he's letting it take over everything, he needs to quit doing that and he wasn't doing that before...she says he was more laid back before, he needs to go back to that, not to stress right now, he's got Tues & Weds...Jordan says to stay focused, he is capable of winning this, he has a great shot... Another one of my favorite JeJo moments... Jordan says "I will help you anyway to, you know...kind of like you're running for the ball and I'm tackling them...you know?"...(Jeff laughs)..."great comparison right? and I'll try to tackle them down so you can run and get the touchdown"...Jeff says she's using the football analogy?...Jordan says "yeah, no you are...you're the, you're trying to win the game and I'm tackling them so you can get through"...Jeff says he knows, he appreashes and thanks Jordan..Jordan says "and then our team wins you know what I mean?" 😊 Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says she talks to Michele to keep her and then they have Kevin and Natalie so she thinks if Russell goes home she'll feel more confident and at ease but she knows it will be more tense because there will be fewer people...she says Jeff will do good... Jordan calms Jeff down - he needs it Pt5 3:12-3:21am ...Jordan says she thinks she told him this before but good things always happen to good people...Jeff says he knows, he believed that once too, no, he knows...Jordan says no stones Jeff...Jeff says he threw one at himself...Jordan says none...Jeff says she's right, it's true, he's being serious, he is just getting fu**ing sick of people, he wants to get the f**k away from these people...Jordan says of course he's around them all the time, she says she thinks if she was gone he would go crazy w/o her and vice versa...Jeff says yeah, he would. Jordan says in all honesty she thinks Russell is jealous of Jeff...Jeff agrees 100% and doesn't know why but he knows it's true...Jeff says he said that to Jordan a long time ago, he has a hard on for him, remember when he said that a long time ago?...Jordan says yeah, Jeff is likeable and Russell isn't...Jordan says for some reason the other guys didn't like it when the girls would compliment Jeff...Jeff says he knows, they'd get pissed...Jordan says maybe that is why Jessie didn't care for him because the girls all thought Jeff was hot...Jeff says what does that have to do with my personality or who I am?...Jordan says she doesn't know, you know guys... Jordan rubs Jeff's head and asks if he used System Professional?...Jeff says you know it! why? its so soft?...Jordan says yeah, she can tell...Jeff says dude, what's up? he loves that stuff...Jordan giggles over him saying what's up?...Jeff giggles...Jordan then says that Jeff says relaxi taxi 🚕 Jeff says he needs to think of the positive things....Jordan, the pool vacuum, the garden and the shampoo...he likes all those things 🥰...he says the pool vacuum is his favorite, nah, Jordan is his favorite, the pool vacuum is #2 Jordan asks why the pool vacuum?...Jeff says he is obsessed with it LOL ...Jordan says just like the garden?...Jeff says they took it away...Jordan says because he was obsessed with it...Jeff says everyone ate out of it when they were on slop...Jordan says thanks to Jeff...Jeff says did he get a thanks? no, does he need one? it would be nice but no...Jordan says "thank you Jeff"🥰 Jordan says she gets mad when he talks negatively about making the two biggest moves and not winning...Jeff says he hopes it pays off for him and not someone else...Jordan says it will...Jeff says he looks like the asshole and someone else benefits...Jordan repeats it will...Jeff says he's having a bitter party...Jordan says no need to be bitter, the only sour person is Russell. Jordan pats Jeff to signal it's over, she says her hand is going to break off, she stops scratching and says it's the longest she has ever done it...Jeff says it was good one, he turns around and thanks her...Jordan says she likes sleeping back to back because of the body heat and Jeff says she turns up right on him LOL Jeff says he feels her butt all up on him...Jordan says sorry but Jeff says he doesn't mind...Jordan says he is warm...Jeff says it's weird that they sleep like that facing the other way, .he says if they slept on the opposite sides then they would face each other....(nope, they slept on the opposite side in the SS room and STILL faced away from each other ) Jeff farts ...Jordan says "oh my Lord"...he farts again LOL...Jeff says he's letting it all out now...Jordan says she doesn't want to smell it...Jeff tells her to smell his hair instead, she smells it and says it smells real good...Jordan asks him what shampoo did he use in here before?...Jeff (in Jordan voice) says "Luminous!" and laughs...Jordan says "Luminous!" they both laugh...Jeff says "uuhhh, it's so stupid, it's funny"...Jordan asks what shampoo did he use?...Jeff says "Shampoo"...Jordan says she knows that...Jeff says no, the brand is called Shampoo LOL ...Jordan laughs...Jeff says it's the shampoo they have here with the picture on it...Jordan laughs and says it's called BV or something...Jeff says "Shampoo!...BV!"...Jordan says "Conditioner!" (all in Jordan voice) Jordan asks if they are going to take their mics off?...Jeff says "are we?"...Jordan says they should and see where they end up...Jeff says they'll see when Michelle (producer) tells them to put them back on in 5 mins... Jeff says thanks for talking to me and calming me down...Jordan says he would do the same for her...Jeff says he appreashes...Jordan says "no problem Bob"...they both face each other and give each other a goodnight kiss 💋 Jordan says goodnight and Jeff says goodnight Jordo...(of course they start talking again)... Jordan calms Jeff down - he needs it Pt7 3:22-3:42am Just after giving each other a goodnight kiss, they quiet down but then Jeff starts up again... Jeff laughs and says "how am I laying right now?" (he has had his leg on Jordan's body/leg for awhile now)...Jordan says "I was warm though"...Jeff says "I know, it felt like it, did you shave your legs..."Jordan says "yeah". Jordan says she needs to win HOH so she can keep taking her baths...Jeff says they both have to win it if they want to move...Jordan says they just said they were taking mics off and then they started talking again...Jeff says of course. Silence for a minute... Jordan has a funny feeling she is going on the block and is going home...Jeff says to not think like that...Jeff says really who the f**k knows what to believe in there but they know shit, pfffttt...Jeff says he thinks Michele would put him up not Jordan...Jordan says why?...Jeff says he just doesn't think she would, he can't read Michele, fu**ing stupid pinky toe LOL...he hates that thing. Jordan confides in Jeff something Michele told her, for him not to say anything, she told Jordan she doesn't like doing crunches because she makes a queefing noise when she does them 😳 ...Jeff laughs, they both laugh...Jeff says that almost makes him feel bad for her, she definitely has fu**ing problems, she's so accident prone, she busts her head every day, she's really crazy for real...Jordan says maybe she's sucking in air...Jeff says omg, did she make one for you? ...Jordan says no, she even tried to do one herself and couldn't, Michele says it's the reverse crunch that makes her do the fart noise and it's really loud...Jeff says omg. Jordan says Michele was shocked that Jeff took Kevin off the block...Jeff asks Jordan if she told her that he drew a card for that...Jordan is almost positive she did tell her that...Jordan says Michele always does that yawn now...Jeff says it's a nervous tic, her dragging her feet is a nervous tic, her talking in that stupid voice is one too, her whole presence around him is a nervous tic...Jeff says she talks shit and talks to Jeff with her nervous personality and she knows he isn't stupid enough to fall for that shit...Jordan says Michele told her she was glad she had her and Jeff. Jordan cuddles up to Jeff...Jeff can't believe Michele cried...Jeff fake yawns, tsk's and says that was her voice (Michele)...Jordan says she thought so...Jeff cuddles more into Jordan...they make some fun of Michele and laugh...Jeff asks how doesn't her husband kill her?...Jordan says her husband said her butt is like tomatoes or something...Jeff says he heard her saying that when they were jogging by...Jordan says it's like when they're soggy & dimply like all cellulite...Jeff says OMG!..Jordan says her butt should be nice because tomatoes are red...Jordan says it's kind of mean...Jeff says it is. Jordan says if her and Jeff were married and he said that she would be pissed...Jeff says mushy tomato butt? MTB?...Jordan says oh yeah, she doesn't think she has cellulite on her butt, she has it on her thighs...Jeff makes fun of Michele's mumbling and the music...he giggles to himself and says "uhhh, I'm so bitter about everybody...I got to get off the bitter bus"...Jordan says they have reversed roles....Jeff knows, what's up?...Jordan is trying to pep talk him...Jeff says he's in a funk and he will be better tomorrow, he feels like the funks are happening here more often than in his real life. They are both glad they did the counting in the GR today...Jeff says she did good with keeping track of things with the cut up paper and q-tips...Jordan says it was a good way to keep track...Jordan says teamwork!...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jeff says he was worried someone was going to come in there, he didn't like lying to Michele saying he was taking a nap. Jordan has turned back again to hold Jeff's arm...Jeff tells her that he went in and twitted, twitted, tweeted?...Jordan says twittered LOL...Jeff says at first he didn't know what to write but then felt like he could go on forever, he forgot what he wrote, he probably didn't make sense, by now they know he's an idiot,...Jordan disagrees and says that she bets Russell wants to take back everything he wrote...Jeff says he only wrote about Jordan...Jordan says "really?"...Jeff said thanks for the votes, it's the best experience ever, this place makes you crazy sometimes and then I'm sure you're wondering about Jordan, about me & Jordan, nothing new about getting down & dirty, she's a good girl but it doesn't mean I'm gonna stop trying...Jordan says that was funny and she likes that...Jeff says he finished with haha, people are gonna think he's a dork...Jeff finished with another thanks for the votes, he's going to try his best to make final 2, my time is up and hopefully I will talk to you when I'm HOH again and then he wrote "peace out Technotronics" (he's kidding LOL) Jordan says she thanked everyone for voting for Jeff...Jeff gets a kick out of that...Jordan talks about the blog and how it works, that Jeff will get a chance to do it too probably tomorrow or the next day on the computer...Jordan talked a little about everyone and says of course, she said good things about Jeff...Jeff says he wrote something about how Jordan is a sweetheart, she has a big heart and that is what I like best about her, I don't know how she comes off on TV, he doesn't know sometimes what she's talking about but she's a sweetheart. Jordan says they probably think we're in love ...Jeff says no, he was just cracking jokes...Jordan says she knows...Jeff says they better stop talking about production, he will cut if off here or maybe they got sick of him bitching....the feeds cut out... They come back shortly after with Jeff lightly smacking Jordan's butt saying "I'll be seeing this butt smash into my back in 2 hours"...they both giggle and Jeff asks how do they sleep like this?...Jordan says her and her mom sleep like that with their butts touching...Jordan says coming into the house she wanted to have her own bed and she is the one that shared a bed the most in the house...Jeff says she has hardly slept alone. Jeff says "and now we're stuck" :) ...Jordan says "we're a package, you don't get one without the other"...Jeff says "isn't there a better saying for that?" Jordan giggles and spoons Jeff and puts her hand around Jeff's waist...Jeff holds her hand/arm and they FINALLY doze off... Jordan gets to know Jeff in the HOH 12:44-1:13pm Jordan has been outside suntanning alone...Jeff has been laying in bed in the HOH...Jordan comes upstairs and tells Jeff to wake up, it's almost 1, she asks Jeff if he was still sleeping?...Jeff says no, he was just laying there...Jordan asks him if he wants to be left alone?...Jeff says no. Jordan says she was sitting on the raft for probably an hour...Jordan says she couldn't sleep anymore...Jeff says sometimes that happens...Jeff says Jordan looks tan, she looks like a sexy motherfu**er...Jordan says ''Jeeffffff"...Jeff says what? I don't have my glasses on...just joking...but you do...LOL Jeff says ''Jeefff''...Jordan says her blanket is so soft and that Jeff doesn't look like himself wrapped up in all those blankets...they talk about the OTEV competition...Jordan yawns and Jeff asks ''where's Michele?''...he's joking around that she is there yawning. Jordan asks about Jeff's fishing hat...Jeff says he wore it to his buddy's fights a couple of times but he lost so he started wearing it fishing instead, he doesn't even know why... Jeff says he goes fishing every year with his dad up in Canada, in the picture in the HOH he's wearing a bandana to keep the sun away and then we wears the hat on top...Jordan says Gangsta! LOL Jordan says the hat reminds her of Grumpy Old Men...Jordan says Jeff looks tired...Jeff says maybe because he just woke up...Jeff asks Jordan if she wants to feed the fish? if she wants to go ahead...Jordan does feed them. Jordan says she wishes BB would make a fake pond so they could fake fish...Jeff says he wishes they could really fish and take them out on the ocean for the day...Jordan asks if he gets sick?...Jeff says he takes Dramamine for precaution...Jeff tells Jordan about his buddy who got seasick just from being at the harbour...Jeff says the combo of him drinking and being on the boat sometimes makes him feel like he's still on the boat even when he's on shore...Jeff talks about his buddy who was throwing up for 5 hours over the side and Jeff just kept on drinking 🥴 LOL Jordan says that sucks for him. Jordan can't believe she didn't bring her phone charger...Jeff says when she's in the hotel (if she stays afterwards) to ask for a phone charger because guests leave them there all the time, he did that in Vegas although Vegas has a ton more rooms than here....Jordan says she would hate to be a maid in Vegas...Jeff says yeah, there's people throwing up and sex and shit...Jordan says yuck...Jeff says that would be rough, people get gross. Jeff takes some Tums...Jordan asks if he has an upset stomach...Jeff says yeah, he doesn't know why...Jeff says not in his stomach but in his throat...Jordan says she hates that, it's the worst...Jeff says his picture of him as a kid is 'rockstar', he doesn't care what anyone says, that frame should always come with that picture when you buy it...Jordan says it doesn't look like him...Jeff says what are you talking about? you think you look like you when you were 5?...Jordan says she has a baby picture, maybe when she was 3 of her sitting with her a ponytail to the side and her fingernails painted and chipped like she has now and she looks exactly the same. Jordan says she likes the picture of Jeff & his dad fishing...Jeff says in that picture there is a waterfall to the side, they were fishing by it...Jeff says they went to Ontario to fish, it was a 14 hour drive...Jordan says 14 hours to go fish? Jeff says his dad loves it, he wants to have sex with fish 🤨 He's just joking, he says his dad loves the outdoors...he says that his mom says Jeff is like his grandfather, his parents are laid back and quiet, his dad for Spring Break went fishing and camping with buddies...Jeff otoh was lighting hotels on fire in some exotic country...Jordan laughs. Jeff says he goes every year with him and his middle brother...Jeff says his ma is really quiet, she's a super nice lady... Jeff talks about his grandmas...he says one was Italian, didn't speak English and his ma took care of her her whole life, she passed away in December. Jeff says his ma is still...still...it's hard for her...his other grandma died a month earlier but in December too...she is his dad's ma, she was nuts, she mowed her lawn until she was 85, she lived by herself until a month before she died, she was 93...Jeff says his dad's dad died before Jeff was born and his other grandpa died when he was 5 :( Jordan says geez...Jeff says his grandma's were around his whole life. Jordan says her grandma's mom is 95 and still mows her lawn...Jeff says that is crazy...Jeff says his grandma would always walk the dog, it helps to keep active...Jordan says two thanksgiving's ago Jordan went to visit her grandma and now she has Alzheimer's and she couldn't believe how she looked...they talk about how hard it would be to lose a parent at a young age. Jeff & Jordan talk a bit more game and Jordan starts talking about how close they are to the end...Jeff says she has to stop doing that, she's going to jinx it (for him it did...) Jordan says she wishes she could talk to her mom...Jordan says she's in the mood to just go home for a day...Jeff agrees he could take a break...Jeff says he feels like he has been up in the HOH room forever, they are getting too used to it...Jeff says he needs a dose of reality...Jeff says he hopes next week they get an amazing luxury comp...Jordan thinks it might be when there are 4 left. Jordan wants clothes...They talk more game, Jordan doesn't trust anyone. They get quiet and then Jordan says she is going outside again... Jordan & Kevin were talking about Jeff 3:56-4:01pm Jordan & Kevin have been talking about Jeff, she has been telling Kevin why she continued to talk to Jeff right in the beginning of the game, she didn't care what others said or told her to do, even when people would say mean comments she just knew that Jeff wasn't that person, he was the type of person she wanted to be around, he was always positive...Kevin laughs at how Jeff said he sucked at BB, he didn't even know what was going on...Jordan says Jeff would say "am I missing something" (in regards to the first nominations and why everyone was mad at him)... Jordan says "Kevin, I notice that all the time..."Jeff comes inside from working out and says "you've been talking about me?"...Jordan slyly nods and says yes...Kevin says they were a little...Jeff says "fu**ers" LOL...Jordan says with a flirty voice "ooh, you're all sweaty"...Jeff says he knows, he worked out too...Kevin says they were just saying how soft his lips were and stuff...Jeff says "you were Jordan?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "what else Jordan?...shoot me straight"...Jordan says they were giving him compliments...Jeff says were you really talking about me?... Jordan says she was talking about the beginning of the game when no one would talk to him, she knew what kind of guy he was, that's why she hung out with him...Jeff says because none of that bs was true, he appreciates it, he knows what she's talking about. Jordan finishes off her fruit salad...Jeff says he will have some too (Kevin made it)...Jeff says he might finish working out but it's too hot outside...Jeff is going to marinate some fish and throw it on the grill...K&J don't want it...Kevin & Jordan might work out tonight...Jordan says she lost a pound, it's so hard to lose weight...Jeff says good and leaves the room… Tiki vacation for JeJo 4:01-4:05pm Jeff has left the room...Jordan says that she notices that now whenever there's an awkward moment, Michele does that sigh noise, it irritates her and she wants to tell her about it but that would be kind of mean...Kevin says he thinks it would be funny though...Kevin asks if they have any tomatoes?...Jordan says no, they took the garden so none in there either...Jordan says that Jeff's life was the tomatoes and the stupid vacuum in the pool, he was always watering the garden...Jordan recalls her and Kevin talked about the garden...Kevin says there's going to be a segment on that (yep!)...Jordan says now that it's gone, Jeff's whole thing is the vacuum, he told her last night that he's obsessed with that thing...Kevin says he just has to take care of something huh?...he jokes Jeff can take care of him. Jordan says that she told Jeff that they're going to go on a vacation :) Kevin says "oooh, Hawaii?"...Jordan says no, you the know the places where and then Jeff comes in the kitchen saying he just heard "Hawaii"...Jordan giggles and says no, she was telling Kevin that they're going on vacation when they get out...Jeff says "we are?"...Jordan says "yes! when I told you!"...Jeff says "I know, I know" and he rawrrr's 🐯...Jordan says it's where they have tiki huts and it looks like a tiki thing?...Kevin says "oh"... Jeff says "you know on the ocean thing where two people just stay in a little hut and we're just going to hold hands on there, in the ocean with your own hut"...Jeff looks at her... Kevin says "just hold hands?...have you heard of?"...Jeff turns and points at Jordan saying "have you heard of, that's a fake story"...Jordan says "what!?"...Jeff says "nevermind"...Kevin says the ones where the water is underneath you?...Jeff says yeah, his brother went to Antigua on his honeymoon...Jordan being prudish says "we can go snorkeling and fishing and we can go"...Jeff sarcastically says "best friends always go to those places together"...Jordan's face drops...LOL! Jeff gives her a look...Jordan says "we're BFF, we can go!...Jeff cracks up!!...Jordan says "you're saying no!?"...Jeff says no, he's not saying anything...Jordan says "fine, I'll take my BFF, I'll take another person with me"...Jeff says he's not saying anything, him and Mimmo usually hang out there on Spring break together...Jordan is confused haha, she says "what!?" Jordan smiles at Jeff slightly shaking her head and Jeff says "you're funny Jordan"...Jordan says "that was a no"...Jeff yells "that was not a no! I was joking around, you're not catching onto the joke"...Jordan says she's finding a new partner...Jeff says "Jordan"...Kevin who is about to walk outside says "are you guys fighting?"...Jeff says "no, we're laughing"...Jordan says "we're bickering"...Jeff says "it's Jordan's favorite word" Kevin goes outside and Jordan shuts the door for him...Jeff immediately asks if she thinks Kevin is solid or what?...Jordan says yeah, all the way...Jeff sees Kevin has walked in and he jokes "we're going to go all the way?" :) Kevin says "oooh" and he walks out again...Jeff laughs... Jeff goes off about Russell to Jordan 4:05-4:21pm As soon as Kevin goes outside, Jordan tells Jeff that Kevin told her he's voting to evict Russell for sure and that Russell was campaigning to stay, he told him Jeff is lying and will target him and reminded Kevin that Jordan uses the word "gay" all the time...Jeff is stunned, he says "he said that!?"...Jordan says yeah, she told Kevin she used to say that in the beginning but it offended Michele and she's been saying stupid now instead of gay, she's been trying not to say it, Kevin told her he understood Jordan isn't using it in "that" way... Jeff says "dude, what a fu**ing loser!"...Jordan says she wanted to tell him so bad...Jeff says "what a fu**ing loser man, he makes me so sick, why would you do that? try and bash someone's character? ykwim?"...Jeff tsks and stumbles over his words...he says he's boiled up...Jordan says she hasn't said that in a long time...Jeff says he says it too but they both don't say it derogatory...Jordan says he's making it seem that way...Jordan says that Natalie told her that Russell said that he needs to be there to get Jeff out...Jeff says so then after another week he's going to lay down and leave?...Jeff asks are they stupid? it's not like they're both on the block and they have to decide, if Russell stays, Jeff stays, there's no guarantee he's leaving either, who the f**k wants both of them in the house? Jordan says he's dumb...Jeff says they're dumb if they're even considering it, why don't they tell him to STFU and get away from them, he doesn't understand...Jordan says they're just listening...Jeff asks why they have to listen?...Jordan says she thinks Kevin is intimidated by Russell...Jordan says Kevin told them his word is good and Michele will just vote along with Kevin, she wouldn't worry about it, she thinks Jeff is good, they just have one more day...Jeff says it's not like he's leaving...Jordan knows but she's just saying... Jeff goes OFF! #1 "fu**ing, what a fu**ing loser, Jordan uses the word gay all the time, that's why in the chicken contest, he said dude, leave it to that fu**ing homo to fu**ing win it with the stupid, it takes no talent and no brains to fu**ing get that egg up there and he's telling me leave it to that homo to win, he's telling me that, you think I go and fu**ing throw that back in Kevin's face that he said that?"...Jordan says no...he continues "cuz I'm not a fu**ing loser like that.......he's calling you out on some derogatory comments when he's the one being derogatory saying leave it to some homo to do a no talent, no brain contest" Jordan says everybody at home knows she says that, she hasn't said it here really...Jeff says he sometimes says it too but it's not derogatory, what Russell said was but he isn't going to bring it to Kevin's attention, to make himself feel better? people don't see that he's a fu**ing loser then he doesn't understand, then f**k it, he gives up...Jordan says she thinks everyone knows. Jeff goes OFF! #2 "now he's talking to the point where he has to bash people's characters, look at your fu**ing character! take a look in the mirror you f**k face, look at your character! you're a fu**ing loser!"...Jordan starts giggling about how it looks like Jeff is yelling at her cuz they're alone in there...Jeff says it's because he's looking at him right there (through the window)...Jordan looks at Russell's picture on the memory wall and thinks UGH whenever she sees it...Jeff says wanna look at his picture? look at the mirror he's looking into because he's looking at you through it LOL... Jeff says "I see him 24 fu**ing hours a day when I'm out there, fu**ing loser!"...Jordan wonders if he thinks they can't see him...Jeff says "he's making me like sick dude, like sick to my stomach and stressing me out because he's such a loser, I can't take it"...Jordan says Kevin told her they have nothing to worry about...Jeff says "but what is it, like where do you draw the line? ykwim? where do you stop? where does he stop? dude, I'm defeated, now he's just burying himself, he's just making himself look worse and worse" Jordan says right and then they talk about the pork he's marinating...Jordan says it's good Russell isn't eating...Jeff says that makes him feel better for real...Jordan loves it...Jeff says he can't believe it, each day surprises him with this dude...Jordan says he had to know he was going to act like this... Jeff says no, he didn't think it would get this far, he talked to him about this earlier in the game, how to act like a human being and he thought he was getting through to him at certain points but obviously he didn't grow at all, he is who he is and when he told him he has no friends from HS, it's not surprising, he understand people don't have to have friends from HS but he has no friends from his past, when he was little, there has to be someone he is close to, but he isn't? Jeff goes OFF!#3 "it means you're a fu**ing loser! like the way you are and nobody wants to be your friend cuz you're a liar backstabber in real life and nobody wants to talk to you, I wouldn't be friends with that! not a fu**ing chance! I wouldn't even want him in my house! for what? to steal my dishes!? f**k him, I don't trust that guy for a second" Jordan asks if Jeff ever really trusted him?...Jeff talks about how Russell came with the deal of putting Jessie out of the house and he betrayed him by voting Natalie out, he bought himself a vote and he wanted Natalie out to step up in the alliance and then team up with Jessie to get him out, it was a slap in the face, it was the dumbest move ever...Jeff says he strung him along as long as he could and now Russell got fu**ed, he knows he got played, worked in every way and now he gawn!... Jeff says Russell thought he was the player and he got played but he doesn't need to brag all over the house and how he got him, he doesn't need to do that, he got got :)...you can't make 16 deals and expect everyone to be loyal to you...Jordan says exactly, she agrees...Jeff says he wonders how people can't see that? what that kid is?...Jordan says she sees.. Jeff goes OFF! #4 "and then when he starts bashing peoples' characters? dude, even if I was in Kevin's position, I'd be like, dude I understand where you're coming from but you don't need to start bashing peoples' characters, are you perfect? you've never said that word in your whole life? you gotta make fun of Jordan who never says anything bad about anybody and you gotta make her out to be a bad person who talks shit when you (Jordan) haven't said one bad word about anyone this whole game maybe in your (Jordan's) whole life? so relax with trying to bash peoples' characters...take a look in the mirror...while you're fu**ing staring at everybody else in there, look at yourself"🤬 Jordan says he's just mad...Jeff says that makes him mad (you don't say! LOL)...talk finally dies down and Jeff sighs...they are quiet for a bit and then Jeff says he can't wait until Thursday because Russell is boiling his blood...Jordan says Russell will have an over the top speech...Jeff knows, he says he'll have to wear earplugs during it because it's going to be so ridiculous, off the wall, not even true and on live TV... Jordan says everyone watching knows he's the bully type...Jeff says "and I can't say anything"...Jordan says not to...Jeff says he's not, what is he going to look like a fu**ing idiot on live TV while he's running his mouth like a..." Jordan says "yo-yo"...Jeff is about to say that it's "because he lost and" when Jordan warns Jeff that Russell is coming in...Russell comes in glaring at Jeff, he washes his dishes, gets some water and walks outside again. Jeff and Jordan laugh about how Jordan was talking all tough...Jeff asks Jordan to Saran wrap something while he washes the dishes...Jordan says "I like how you get mad...what a yo-yo!"...Jordan says she knows Russell will bash Jeff and her on live TV so just smile and he'll look 10X better than him...Jeff says he knows but she doesn't understand...Jordan says "it's hard and I know you're a guy and you wanna say something but don't"...Jeff says "I know Jordan, it's harrrd Jordan"...Jordan knows it is and he's probably going to say something about her... After a couple of minutes Jordan mentions one more thing that Natalie told her, that Michele cried on Russell's shoulder after he had been put up and Russell had to talk to her and tell her it was going to be ok....Jeff laughs at the ridiculousness of the statement...Jeff says well then she can go first next, he can't stand her anyway, it doesn't matter to him. Jordan mentions that Michele snapped at her once for putting away the silverware a little wet...Jeff says the best would be if Kevin left, then get her out before final 3 and she would say what about them talking about final 3? and Jeff would use her line "I don't remember" LOL They chit chat some more and the Jeff decides to go finish his work out and he goes outside... Looking at each other 5:12-5:20pm Jeff has just finished working out. Jordan, Natalie & Michele are sitting on the couches outside. Jeff comes over there to sit with them...Michele says something to Jordan about not believing she told Jeff "that" (the queefing)...Jordan says she told him that last night, she didn't say it out loud and Michele just told Natalie...Michele says but we're girls...Jeff says he doesn't care if that helps...Jordan says it's Jeff, he's like a girl too...Jeff says why?...Jordan is "just sayin"...Natalie says you're surrounded by girls...Jordan says "you smell my armpits, so..."...Jeff says "what? do girls do that?" Jordan says "I always stick my head in his armpit, he says you love it in there...he always says that, I don't know why I do that"...Jordan smiles at Jeff and he does the same...Jordan says "it's hidden or something, I don't know"...cute smile again... Michele is making weird faces, they start talking about dinner and when Michele is off slop...they get quiet...Out of the blue Jordan lets everyone know she feels like she's going to have diarrhea or something...they all giggle, Michele says that's random...Jordan says her stomach keeps having that feeling, probably because she ate a salad, salads always make her poo... Jordan looks at Jeff and smiles sweetly...the camera turns to Jeff who shakes his head, rolls his eyes a little, gives her one of those beautiful smiles (he's probably thinking I can't believe she just said that but I love this girl! lol)...Jordan says what?... Jeff keeps looking and smiling and says "nuthin"...Jordan keeps smiling. Natalie says Jordan wants to play bullshit tonight, she had fun...Jordan looks at Jeff and says "want to?"...Jeff says "yes, I do" and keeps on looking at her...Jordan says we can sit out here if it's not cold or anything...silence...Jordan looks at Jeff who is still looking at her and says "no answer?"...Jeff smiles and looks away. Jeff says he has to go shower and he leaves… Jordan is bored and smelly 5:52-6:25pm Jordan goes up to the HOH room where Jeff is chilling out listening to music and Michele is napping on the round seat. Jordan tells Jeff she is bored - he extends his arms for Jordan to give him a hug - she tells him she is kind of smelly right now. Jeff says "you don't wanna make out?" Jordan says she's a little smelly. Jeff goes to grab her arm and smell her (with a big smile on his face) and Jordan says "no, don't smell me like that" Jeff goes to touch her chest/neck area and Jordan flinches...Jeff says to take it easy, he pretends to touch her boob, she doesn't move so Jeff says Jordan doesn't care when get goes to touch her there but when he goes for her neck she does. Jordan wants to take a nap, Jeff asks if she's going to take a naperoo? Jordan asks if he cares that she is smelly? Jeff says she will be over there. Jordan says awww, he has her blanket. Jeff says he thought about that when he put it on. :) Jordan wraps herself up in the sheet because she is smelly. Jordan lays down and taps Jeff's arm. Jordan wonders if she should go walk. Jeff turns towards her and says she looks like she got some sun. Jordan points out that she thinks she has armpit fat since she got her boobs done...Jordan asks if it looks like it? Jeff says no, he never heard of that term, she looks fine. Jeff says she definitely got some sun today. Jordan says Jeff looks tan in his baby blue (shirt). note - Jordan told Jeff yesterday that she liked him in his baby blue shirt Jeff says you love it huh? Jordan says mmm, hmmm, you look good in baby blue...she says it again. Jeff asks how he looks in a black shirt?Jordan says good. Jeff touches her chin and says thank you, I appreash. Jeff says he likes the baby blue. Jordan asks Jeff to rub her arm...he does. Jordan says "I did you last night" Jeff with a little smirk/smile says "let's do each other"😍 Jordan asks if Jeff can smell her, he smells her and says no. Jordan says she smells like outside. Jordan points out a burn mark on her arm from when she baked cookies. Jordan says it was when Laura was there...she says going in the sun made the scar darker, before it was pink. Jeff says "that's an amazing, amazing story" Interesting to note this exchange, clearly they talked about the beach scene in the HOH as being "their" vacation spot one day... Jeff points to the wall and says "let's try and be like there...it's good scenery" Jordan says "that's our vacation spot...remember?" Jordan looks at Jeff and says "just kidding" Jeff says BFF spot...Jordan says yeah, BFF spot. 👩🏼‍🤝‍👨🏻 Jordan says Jeff can stop rubbing, they banter about how much time they spend rubbing...Jordan says "where's sweet Jeff?" They hold hands and Jordan says Jeff's hands are soft...Jeff loves her Aveeno lotion. Jordan says he loves her stuff. Jeff says he needs new stuff. Jordan says it's time to nap...she says goodnight. Jeff says she doesn't tell him that because she woke him up and now he's wound up. Jeff touches her armpit and Jordan says that is awful, he laughs and pinches her cheek. Jeff goes to listen to music and Jordan turns to nap. Jeff then falls asleep… Love this screencap of Jeff. Jeff wakes up Jordan 8:29-8:31pm Jeff is downstairs in the kitchen with Michele...he says dude, I have to wake her (Jordan) up or she's never going to sleep all night...he heads upstairs to wake Jordan up. He says "Jordan, Jordan, hey, it's like 8:30, you want to keep sleeping?"...she turns...he says you're going to be gone for the whole night...Jordan makes a funny face and Jeff says what were you thinking about right now?...Jordan says she doesn't know...Jeff says "your face was shocked"...Jeff says "well, it's 8:30 just so you know" and he leaves.. Teasing Jordan about Peach/Nectarine 9:52-9:57pm Jordan comes outside to work out and Jeff & Natalie tease her about the peach & nectarine incident...Natalie tells Jordan she told the DR that Jordan is so sweet however she can't tell the difference between a nectarine and a peach...Jeff laughs...Jordan tells her that she told the DR that she's still convinced it's a peach...Jordan said she had Michele on her side...Natalie says Michele said it was a tangerine, that is worse than anybody, at least Jordan's was similar...Jordan said she could tell by the nut...Jeff says you tell by the skin, not the nut, they both have the same nut LOL Jordan can't believe they (BB) are going to show that...Jordan wants them to show the Natalie bumblebee incident... They ask her, now are you convinced?...Jordan is still not convinced it's a nectarine (she is stubborn, lol)...Jeff then says he also told the DR about her not knowing the difference btw an artichoke and an avocado...Jordan laughs. (Russell sits quietly shaking his head...) @9:55pm Jeff says Jordan’s hair looks beautiful Jordan: "Does my hair look greasy??" Jeff: "No, it looks beautiful for some reason, for real, I'm not joking" 😍 Jeff & Jordan play pool 10:36-10:52pm Jordan is sitting on the lounger and Jeff is playing alone. He finishes a good game, lol and she asks him if he wants to play. Jeff says hell yeah. They play. They share some laughs while playing. Jeff tells Jordan to use that cue stick helper thing (sorry, I have no clue what it's called) ...she says are you allowed to use it in poker. Jeff says poker? Jordan says pool. Jeff says yeah, nectarine. LOL Jordan wants to keep using that thing because it makes her shots easier. Interesting sign of things to come, sign of the big tiff they will have in a couple of hours or so...Jeff is trying to help Jordan with a shot, she doesn't listen to his advice, he raises his voice, she screeches, he tells her again and shows her, she says quit yelling at me, Jeff laughs and says he gets so frustrated easily...Jordan says he used to have patience with her a long time ago, Jeff says he does have patience.... Jordan wins the first game because Jeff scratched on the 8 ball. They play again. Jordan informs Jeff she has sweaty diarrhea 😨 More laughs. Jordan wins again. They go inside. Jordan asks Jeff if he was tipsy after drinking the whole bottle the other night...she couldn't even tell. She leaves to go poop... “Oh yeah” & fiber 10:55pm The feeds switch quickly from outside to JeJo in the kitchen...Jordan is lifting up her shirt to put her mic on and Jeff says "oh yeah" 😍 Jordan then says she can't poop, she's constipated or something 🤨..Jeff tells her to take some fiber...Jordan asks if that makes you poo?...Jeff says yeah, he doesn't know if it makes you poo, but it gets you (going)...Jordan questions Jeff saying she thought fiber was for when you have diarrhea, it stops it...Jeff says she needs that too, doesn't she?...Jordan says she wants diarrhea ...Jeff asks "why?"...Jordan says she feels better getting it out ...Natalie chimes in saying she needs to take fiber if she wants to go to the bathroom...Jeff says "see"...Jordan, of course now believes Natalie 🙄 and says "ok" (listen to Jeff, Jordan lol) Jordan asks for where it is?...Jeff says it's in the cabinet in the SR...Jordan says she thought they were upstairs...Jeff says no, those are Tums...Jordan walks off to get them and Jeff says "fiber, Tums, nectarine, peach, avocado, artichoke" LOL...Jordan giggles and walks into the SR... Margaritas/Mexican restaurants/Mucho caliente look 11-11:04pm Jeff & Jordan are in the kitchen hanging out. Jeff is sitting at the counter drinking wine, Jordan is slicing up some lime to put in her water, she says she's going to take a shower and then they can play bullshit. Natalie comes by and they chit chat, she leaves. Jordan puts away the extra limes, she says she loves granola bars, they talk about making granola with the marshmallow spread Jeff got in his basket...Jeff says just eat the smores he got then...Jeff now kind of wants one of those smores things now...Jordan says they're good...Jeff says they're really good, he loves them, he could eat 50 of them. Jordan says that the first thing she's going to get when she gets out of there is a cold margarita, a big one!...Jeff says "the jumbo ones? yeah"...Jordan says she always gets the jumbo ones, one of those and a vodka drink. Jeff says "I love going to Mexi...I miss like...yeah...I wanna do that too...go to a Mexican restaurant"...Jeff says he goes to Maria's by his house...Jordans likes the place On the Border but it's more American-Mexican, she likes other places like Monterrey's...Jeff doesn't know it, sounds familiar though...Jordan says it's by her place, it's good...Jordan likes the margaritas and the chips and dip...Jeff says the place he goes to has the best salsa, it's hot...Jordan doesn't like it too hot...Jeff says he likes it with the chips that are warm. Jeff says it's even better when you can eat Mexican but you sit outside...Jordan agrees...Jeff says everything is better outside...Jordan says her mom always asks for "outside" when they go out to eat....Jeff says for sure, he loves it...Jordan doesn't like it though when it's humid and hot, then her and outside don't mix with eating. Jeff says "yeah if it's too hot, if it's burning yeah" Jordan says "you said if it's TOO hot" Jeff gives her a look Jordan says "I like it...it's not a stone" Jeff very slowly says "I have a speaking...problem" (check out how Jeff looks at Jordan here 😍 ) Jordan whispers "no you don't" Kevin walks in and breaks up the intense look Jeff is giving Jordan...Jordan says "hey"...right on cue Kevin says "were you making fun of him?" Jordan says "we're talking about Mexican restaurants"...Jeff says "and yes" LOL Jordan tells Kevin she wants a cold margarita after the show, doesn't that sound fricken good?...Jordan says Jeff drank her margaritas...Jeff says he did but they gave him heartburn...Jordan says she still has the wine, they can drink it tomorrow...Jeff says she has the competition... Jeff describes Mookie aka Shaggy 11:04pm Jordan & Jeff continue talking, Jordan says that Jeff can drink the bottle of wine all by himself...Jeff does the hand gesture...Jordan says "how do you do it?"...Jeff pfffttsssss with the hand gesture...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "I'm gonna drink the bottlessssssss...that's what you do".... they laugh...Jeff says "you wanna hang out with Mookie huh?"...Jordan says "huh?"...Jeff says "you wanna hang out with Mookie..." Jeff describes Mookie saying "dude, he's like a tall, he's so, he's like tall and he's so skinny, he looks like uhh, you know who he reminds me of, uhh, you know ever see Scooby Doo? (who hasn't!? LOL)...like Shaggy, but except he's got his hair short but he looks like that guy cuz he always wears like a, like he always wears two shirts you know that are like down to here, but one, I'm like dude, why you, cuz he's so skinny he always wears two shirts and he always wears like a hoody, you know?...uhh, that's what he looks like, he's so funny though" Jordan asks if it's true that Scooby Doo, Shaggy and Scooby ate Scooby snacks because they smoked pot and they had the munchies and were always hungry...Jeff thinks so, it's all from that "weed era" and stuff (LOL)...Jordan says "but it's a cartoon with kids"...Jeff says all cartoons have hidden meanings...Jordan imitates Scooby saying "so hungry" Jeff says they're stoners. :) Jordan says the movie they made, the guy who played Shaggy did so good, he fit the part… Disney’s hidden treasures 11:05-11:10pm Jeff & Jordan continue talking movies & cartoons...Jeff asks if she's ever seen cartoons like Disney where they put different things, like hidden meanings?...Jordan says that somebody said that (to her)...Jeff says he saw a couple but he didn't believe it either (before)...Jordan asks which one? Jeff says in the Lion King there's Sex spelled in the clouds...Jordan heard that but didn't believe them...Jeff says he paused it and saw it himself so it's true...Jordan asks which part...Jeff says it's when he's laying on top of a mountain...Jordan asks if it's when his dad is dead and he runs away?...Jeff says no, he's all growns up :)...Jordan asks if it's when his dad comes and talks to him from the clouds?...Jeff thinks so, yeah, it says sex or sexy. Jeff says in Under the Sea (otherwise known as the Little Mermaid lol )...the priest that is marrying them has a boner. Jordan says she heard about that one too, those were the main ones, Lion King & Little Mermaid. Jeff says in Cinderella one of the castles is like a dick or something....it's like a castle but it's got like a dick head on it you know? (big smile from Jeff, LOL)...Jordan says "you think they meant to do that?"...Jeff says "yeah!"...Jordan asks why they would do that?...Jeff says because it's all animated and they can sneak shit in like that. Jeff says in the Lion King (he means Aladdin)...he climbs up the balcony to see Princess Jasmine and he says "Princess Jasmine...take off your clothes" Jeff swears to God he says that...Natalie walks by and Jordan asks her if she's heard of hidden meanings, messages in Disney movies?...Natalie hasn't...feeds go off and return...still talking about this, Jeff says the boner one is kind of weak, he has a bulge in his pants, he's not sure if it's a boner. LOL Jordan says she used to want to be Belle...Jeff says his niece, that's her favorite, Belle is her favorite character, she loves Beauty and the Beast...Jordan says when she was little, she used to want to be Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella too, she loved her clothes, wanted to be like her. Jeff sings a couple of notes of a Disney song, he's not sure where it's from...Jordan says it's from Little Mermaid and sings "I wanna be where the people are" :)...Jeff, talking about Marley, says he's not making her out to be a genius child but she's three and sang the whole song...Jordan says "really?"...Jeff says she'd do it soft but say the words, she'd do the whole verse, it was crazy...Jordan aww's...Jeff says "I know" (he's the proud Uncle)...Jeff says when he sees her he says Marley, do that part, that song...J&J giggle...Jordan says that's cute...Jeff says it's awesome. J&J Their big fight - the beginning 11:43pm into tomorrow… Jordan has just finished showering, she comes downstairs to play Bullshit with the other HG's. Russell stays outside. Jordan says that she was going to wear her Mardi Gras shirt just for Jeff but didn't. Jeff asks if he should wear his Let's Dance shirt..🤐 Jordan tells the others about each other's clothes they would burn. The first incident... They start playing. Right before the 12am hour Jordan puts down 2 jacks, she then calls BS on Michele's 4 queens...the HG's say that she shouldn't call BS unless she has a card like that. Jordan says sorry, she thought Michele said kings. Jeff says Jordan keeps doing that. Jordan raises her voice at him and says sorry! she thought she had said kings...Jeff says "that's yelling". Jeff then says "Jordan!" and Jordan thinks she is supposed to call BS so she does...the others laugh because she is confused at why Jeff said that. Jeff says my God! they all have a chuckle over it. Jordan wins! :) J&J high five. Jeff shuffles for her for the next round. Jeff says how the f**k did you win...Jordan says she is Gucci. They play Bullshit again...Jordan wins again! :) They are all stunned. Jeff says this whole thing is fake, Jordan has a fucking doctorate...she's a card counter. Jeff says all this peach/nectarine stuff is all bullshit! lol Jordan says that would be cool, an awesome twist if at the end she stood up and said she was a doctor...she graduated from Harvard...Jeff asks her what kind of doctor she is?... Jordan says an ear doctor... Jeff totally cracks up laughing… Jordan says you know, the ears, nose & throat...LOL Jeff says that was a good bit. Jeff goes to the bathroom…

August 21 You know when you know 12:43-12:47am Jordan is still out in the BY talking with Natalie, Kevin & Russell...they are talking about cheating and trusting men...Jordan reiterates that her mom told her that men think with their penises not their heads...Jordan says these days it's harder to trust men...Kevin says not to go too far on the pendulum, too trusting all the way to never trusting a man, it's hard to find the middle...Kevin says you just need to find the right guy and hold onto that guy. Jordan says you know how you hear people say all the time..."you know when you know"...Jordan says her aunt says yeah, you just know, you just click with that person...Kevin and Natalie agree and say it's that way for them. Kevin then says..."do you know with Jeff?" 🧐...Jordan gets embarrassed, giggles and turns 3 shades of red while Natalie gives her a hard time for not kissing Jeff after he won HOH (good! Natalie's right) ...Jordan says "we're just friends, we're just friends...he's a good friend" 🙄 She says that he is someone she would hope would keep in touch with, then she says she would like to keep in contact with everyone there (we all know how that turned out in both aspects ) Hawaii & sex 1:08-1:12am Jordan, Natalie & Kevin are sitting outside talking, they are hoping they win some extra cash or prizes still...Kevin says that he thinks there will be more prizes...Natalie doesn't think so and Jordan thinks maybe...just as Kevin starts saying there's already been a vacation, Jeff comes back outside and Jordan makes a point of saying "wait! the vacation...Jeff's..." (meaning he won the vacation)... Jordan then says they got in a fight last night about it. (I was not a fan of Jordan telling the others their personal business, it drove me nuts and later on we see that it drove Jeff nuts too. I know it was part strategy but...) Jeff heads over to the hot tub...Kevin and Natalie don't bite on what Jordan has said, they keep talking about the prizes...Jordan raises her voice saying "we got into an argument about it, we really did, I got all salty about it"...Natalie gives Jordan the attention she's seeking and says "well he can take you with him"...Jordan says "no! he was basically telling me he wasn't going to take me with him and then I got really mad" Jeff walks over to the fridge area to get a towel and says that first of all Jordan asked him if he was taking her with him and he said he didn't know and she was pissed, like he didn't really say he was going to take her...Jordan admits she got mad, really mad...Natalie says "hell yeah! a trip to Hawaii"...Jeff goes back to the hot tub area...Jordan says that then Jeff said it was all about the sex thing, about someone he would take... Jeff says "no I did not say that!"...Jordan says "no not all about that but I took it as that he wants to take someone to Hawaii that he wants to have sex with and I got pissed!"...Kevin says "oh that's what that was about?"...Jordan continues "and I was like oh, so you don't want to take me, you'd rather, because I'm not going to have sex with you, you'd rather take somebody else you'd have sex with"...Natalie points out that you never know, you're in Hawaii, you never know what will happen... Jordan says "yeah I know BUT like I said the only thing is I'm going to have sex with someone is (pause)"...Natalie says "someone you're committed with and in a relationship with"...Jordan says "right"...Natalie says she agrees 100% with that...Jeff who is in the hot tub now says "what'd you say?"...Natalie repeats what she said... Jeff says "yeah OR if you go to Hawaii" LOL Kevin says "nooo"...Jordan says "no Jeff just because you go to Hawaii, you're just like romantic whatever, you're not gonna have sex, you may fool around, blow jobs, whatever, but you're not gonna have sex" (hmm I thought blow jobs were sex! LOL)...Jordan giggles and Jeff cracks up!...Jordan's BUSTED! Natalie says so that means if Jeff takes her there's a chance for that LOL and who knows would that would lead to...Jordan backtracks saying no sex, she's serious, she's just saying...Jeff says he can get blow jobs in Hermosa. (Oh Jeff lol) Kevin and Natalie laugh along with Jeff...Jordan says it just pissed her off, she doesn't know why...Natalie says she knows what she is saying. Jordan says that Jeff said "well if I don't win or you don't win, you know, if you win, you can pay for yours"...Jeff says that Jordan said " well we're just friends" and Jeff said "fine, we're just friends, you win the 500 thousand, I'll take you, you pay for everything and I'll take you to Hawaii, just as friends, isn't that fair? all the trip's on me and all the spending money's on you, you have 500G's" (yep Jeff has a point, she did say they were just BFF 😉) ...Kevin says that's a good deal...Jordan repeats she got pissed while Jeff says they're friends and don't have to worry about sex...Kevin and Jeff agree it's split then...Jordan says "cuz I know he's going to be trying to hump me all of the time but..." Jordan giggles and says she's just kidding...Jeff says "it is Hawaii" 🏝️ Natalie says it's romantic you know and no cameras...Kevin says "on the beach"...Jeff says "you just said you liked the beach and stuff"(Jeff was paying attention earlier ☺️) ...Jordan says "I do!"...Kevin says they have crystal clear water beaches...Jeff says oh yeah, it's irresistible, inevitable, he should say 😉...meanwhile Russell comes outside and joins them, they start talking about the trip in general... Natalie says it was a nice prize...Jeff says 5G's is nice too but he likes to travel and he knew that would ensure he would travel, if he got 5G's he'd blow it or just use it for something else...Natalie thinks the trip is worth more than 5G's since it's a trip for two...talk turns... Cookie dough & hair stuff 1:16-1:19am Jordan has gone inside but comes back out and heads to the hot tub to talk to Jeff...Jordan sits down and says "what's up?"...Jeff says "nothin"...Jeff says the hot tub is too hot...Jordan says "is it?"...Jordan says when she had stuck her feet in the hot tub and then went to take a bath it was so weird...Jeff says he knows...Jordan says she kinda wants to eat but she's like noooo...Jeff says "cookie dough?"... Jordan says "no, you got cookie (dough), did you even ask for that?"...Jeff says "no"...Jordan says "you just got it?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan awww's...Jordan asks if her teeth are red (from the wine)...Jeff says no, they're scary white Jeff says "are you going to put your shit back upstairs?"...Jordan says "no"...Jeff says "like put your hair stuff" LOL Jordan laughs and says "cuz you wanna use it" 😊 They get quiet then Natalie says they can BBQ tomorrow...Jordan says Jeff and Russell can BBQ chicken and they can have BBQ sandwiches, omg that sounds so good, they both marinate good steaks...they get quiet again and then Jeff mentions his back hurts...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says it's from the competition...Jordan gets up and leaves... Jeff talks about his parents 1:24-1:26am Feeds return to Jeff in the hottub, he's talking to Russell who is sitting on the couches...Jeff says "I'm close (to) both my parents, real close"...Russell asks how old Jeff's dad is?...Jeff says "64, they're both 64"...they are quiet and then Jeff says "my dad's not a big talker, my Ma tries to, likes to talk sometimes but"... Russell asks if his dad is a quiet guy?...Jeff says "yeah, my dad is real quiet and mellow, oh yeah, so mellow and so not me, non-confrontational, like laid back, reads books...I think I got it from my grandfather on my Ma's side, everyone says I'm exactly like him" Jeff then says "my Ma's real quiet lady, real quiet, like"...Russell asks "both of them are quiet?"...Jeff says "yeah, my Ma will talk to you but so sweet, everyone's like your Ma's a saint, like all my friends are like your Ma is the nicest lady I ever met" 😊 Russell, who always seemed obsessed with Jeff's dating life 🤨, asks if Jeff ever brought home girlfriends to meet his parents?...Jeff says just a few, you know...Russell says only one of his girlfriends have seen his parents...Jeff looks down and says "oh yeah well that's something, you know.......only a handful" Russell then wonders why they didn't put a picture of Jeff's bro (in the HOH room)?...Jeff says "yeah me neither, my sister in law, they both signed"...feeds go to fish... Jordan moved her stuff in 1:57-2:02am Jeff has just been in the hottub, he's sitting on the BY couch having a smoke...Jordan comes out to join him...Jordan tells Jeff that at least he got a bottle of wine, all she got were 2 margarita coolers, she then says she still can't believe the pics in his HOH room are of him...Jeff says what if they're not? 😅 Russell who is about to play pool says he agrees, they don't look like him...Jordan rubs Jeff's back in a congratulatory way...Jordan asks why Jeff's vitamin water bottle smells the way it does?...Jeff says "like what?"...Jordan says "pineapple"...Jeff says because it was pineapple, he just poured water in there... Jordan says she hopes Jeff doesn't mind that she moved all her stuff in there (HOH room)...Jeff is busy reading a bottle label and isn't listening...Jordan cutely says "hellooo?"...Jeff smiles and says what?...Jordan repeats what she said and Jeff says it's fine, he doesn't care...Jordan rattles off all the products and paraphernalia she brought up there, it's basically like her room...Jeff says it's fine, he wasn't going to put anything in there, he only put a couple of things in there... Jordan gets called out by BB for mic obstruction...Jeff says she thought she was going to get called to the DR...Jordan says it's 2am, she's about to go to bed, she's tired...Jeff says he's going up too, he has to take a shower...Jordan tipsily says "nooo, I'm about to take one"...Jeff says to take a bath...Jordan says "yeah that is true"... Jordan is tipsy because she says something else to Jeff and just zones out lol Jordan says Jeff's tattoo reminds her of Nick Lachey off of 98 degrees...Jeff doesn't respond and Jordan says she loves how Jeff is giving her "looks"...Jeff says what? he's thinking...Jordan wants to have a conversation with Jeff...Jeff says they'll talk all night...Jordan says no because it's late... Jordan says there will be nothing to do tomorrow, it will be weird...Jeff wants to listen to Bob Marley....she says all she feels like doing is eating cook...she stops herself and says isn't it funny how they put cookie dough in there for him?...Jeff says they put it in there for her...Jordan says they're helping a sister out... They get quiet again and Jeff leaves to go take a shower... Jordan’s tipsy/Jeff asks what she talking about/Aww man 2:07-2:13am Jordan and Jeff are in the HOH bathroom talking...Jordan is going over the HOH comp and how Russell was so competitive and wanted to beat Jeff so badly...she tells Jeff he has a big decision on his hands and she wants to guess what he is going to do...Jordan says Jeff is going to put up Natalie & Kevin and then if the opportunity arises he will backdoor Russell...Jeff says yeah, that's pretty obvious. These two are like a "who's on first" skit here, so freaking hilarious... They hear a noise...Jordan asks what it was?...Jeff says it sounded like a demon...Jeff says not to worry he's got all this holy water...Jordan says she knows, she'll sprinker, uh, sprinkle it from her left to her right, she laughs. Jordan softly talks game to Jeff while he uses mouthwash and starts getting ready to take a shower...Jeff farts...Jordan starts making no sense LOL!...Jeff doesn't understand what she is talking about...she is confusing the weeks... Jordan says Jeff isn't following her...Jeff says he's not...Jordan explains and asks him "so what are you saying?"...Jeff just stares and says you just said it! this week just started 3 hours ago...Jordan says your noms are tomorrow...Jeff repeats what his noms will be and what's going to happen...Jeff says why are you talking about next week? I'm talking about this week...Jordan says she is saying about this week...Jeff says what are you talking about?... Jordan talks about someone getting evicted this week and Jeff says "do you know what you're talking about right now? At all?"😂...Jordan says "Jefffff, quit!" Jeff says "do you know what you're saying or no?" ...Jordan says ""listen, ok...so...if we get....the......if we...ok, let's say one of those people go home...that's one more person down right?...but then if we get the chance...we can backdoor it." Jeff gets a towel and says "I'll talk to you later" LOL...he gets the towel saying "are you drunk?"...Jordan says no... Jordan says she loves how he's just ignoring her...Jeff says because she's not making any sense!...Jordan says "hellooo?....Jeff?"...Jeff says "what?" Jordan says he is so rude sometimes...Jeff makes a cute face while walking towards Jordan saying "I'm not rude"...he pretends to slap her but just brushes her face...Jordan says he is, he's rude sometimes...Jeff walks towards the shower...Jordan is listening but wants to go over the scenarios ...Jeff says he knows the scenario...Jordan knows but she's telling them to him...Jeff says he wants to take a shower and they can talk later, please?...Jordan says fine. Jeff takes off his shorts in the shower and ummm, let's just say Jeff wasn't exactly standing in front of the frosted area of the door so he left little to Jordan's imagination ;) Jordan gets a good eyeful and starts giggling...Jeff asks her why she's laughing and then Jordan gets called to the DR. Jordan says "AWW, MAN!" (obviously disappointed in having to leave what she was enjoying doing 😍) Jeff asks for shampoo, Jordan goes to get it and asks if he wants the booster?...Jeff says yeah and asks her to bring the whitestrips up, she says ok and leaves... Don’t tell me you’re going to quit tiff 3:12-4:29am Jordan finishes taking her bath, turns off the lights and goes to bed...Jeff gets ready for bed and joins her...Jeff asks her if she wants to talk now? Jordan says yeah...Jeff leans over to her side and rubs her leg and looks intently at Jordan...Jordan asks him why he's looking at her like that?...is he putting her up? LOL Jeff says yeah...Jordan says yeah right, I'll kill you...Jeff says "I told you I'd bring you to the jury house, that's it...it's the end of the line for you"...Jordan can't believe she won the veto...Jeff says he told her early on in the game their time would come, they would both win eventually. They then start talking game...Jordan asks what Michele was up there talking about?...Jeff explains she wanted to know if Russell was safe...Jeff and Jordan go over the scenarios and the advantages/disadvantages. Feeds go off them then return 10 mins later with Jordan going back up the stairs to the HOH...Jordan had been called to the DR and got the Crest Whitestrips for Jeff while she was down there. They return to talking game, mostly about Russell staying or going this week and what would happen the following week...more scenarios 🤯 Jordan says the only thing she's scared of is her and Jeff being up against each other ☹️ Jordan is getting nervous...Jordan asks Jeff to turn off the TV, she reaches over and rubs his hair as they continue to talk game. Talk turns to what each HG is best at competition wise...Jordan says she is terrible at puzzles and riddles...she says if the competition is like that she would just quit because she knows she wouldn't get it...Jeff gets PISSED! He says "don't fu**ing ever say you're going to quit!"...Jordan backtracks and says "not quit, but give in, let someone else win it, cuz I won't know it"...Jeff says to not say that and to not talk like that, he says "what do you mean you're gonna give in?...don't say that"...Jordan says she doesn't like how he is short tempered. Jeff says "there's 6 people left, you're going to give up on a HOH...you're my partner, wtf are you talking about, you're gonna give up?" (insert hand motions lol) Jordan tries to explain she meant veto, Jeff says it doesn't matter, he doesn't want to hear that negative shit...you're gonna give up?...all his chips are in her, for her not to say she's giving up as his partner...Jordan says didn't she prove herself today?...Jeff says "yeah you did but don't tell me you're gonna quit...I'm not trying to fight with you here but don't ever tell me that...but I don't want to hear those words out of your mouth...out of my mouth...losers say that shit...you're my partner, are we going to the end?...you're going to quit at this point? at some event because you don't think you're good at it...don't ever quit......I'm not being short with you, I just don't like that mentality" SILENCE 😨 After a minute Jordan quietly takes off her mic and gets ready to sleep, says goodnight...Jeff takes off his...SILENCE...Just after the 3:52am mark you see the covers move right by Jeff's side (his arms are above the covers)...it's Jordan's hand reaching over to touch Jeff. (awww) After a minute or so, Jeff reaches under the covers and playfully swats her arm away and then rolls over to her side and says "I'm just playing"...Jordan says "don't be mad"...Jeff says he's not...Jordan says he is, he's aggravated...Jeff says he's not...Jeff says all he's saying is to not quit...Jordan says she's not quitting...Jeff gives Jordan two gentle kisses on the cheek. Jordan tries to explain herself again...Jeff says she's good, for her to believe in herself... Jordan says he's so short tempered and he gets irritated easy now, she tells him this every night, he gets more attitudes with her...Jeff says he's not...Jeff says he doesn't mean to...he doesn't like that shit...the you're gonna quit shit...Jeff says he's proud of her, she did great...Jordan says she's surprised she outlasted him...Jeff laughs. Back to game talk again 😖 Jeff goes on a mini rant about Lydia. Jeff says who cares...she gawn...Jeff says once Jessie "pops her" a couple of times she will be fine 😯 Jordan says you know she is...Lydia will be all "I love you" to Jessie...Jeff says "I love you?" Jordan says yeah, you know she's going to...Jeff says as if Jessie is going to talk to her when she's outta here...Jordan says yeah right...Jordan says her voice late at night gets scratchy...Jeff says "raspy?...sexy"...they finally start getting sleepy, take off their mics, Jeff cuddles and Jordan says goodnight.... Jeff is restless, gets up to go to the bathroom @ around 4:15am...as soon as he goes back to bed he snuggles up close to Jordan (who is presumably sleeping)...he touches her neck and Jordan says "my neck, I have a pimple right here"...Jeff says he felt it, it's sexy. LOL He snuggles closer and whispers "we came a long way Jordan" 🥰Jordan mmm, hmmm's. Around the 4:25am min mark Jeff gets up again and goes to the downstairs in his undies (to get some pain meds)...he returns after a couple of minutes and rolls over to Jordan again and kisses her shoulder/arm twice...she's sleepy or sleeping at this point, doesn't respond...they finally fall asleep. Jordan says Jeff’s friends would say YEAAAAHHHH 10:44-11am Jeff & Jordan wake up and chat in bed...they talk about how in the beginning Jeff was so eager to get up when production would wake them up and how hard it was for some of the other HG's to wake up...they say how Casey was always up first, Jeff too...they can't believe that Russell and Casey were that close...Jordan says she bets Lydia is loving today (referring to being with Jessie)...Jeff says man, they're sleeping in after a long night of beating each other's junk up LOL...Jordan giggles. Jordan says it's cool now to see Jeff's friends (in photos) because she would always hear him talking about them and how Jeff was treated in the beginning and then he got the wizard power and she could see his friends stand up at the tv cheering him on saying "Yeaaahhh!"...Jeff asks if she's sure people back home are watching? Jordan says no, don't you see what I mean though?...Jeff says that I talk about them?...Jordan says "well no, that you talk about them, now that I see them, and then you know, like in the beginning when everybody isolated you as being mean to you, they're probably like why? Jeff's such a nice person and then how Jessie and Russell set that whole fight thing up and then you were on the bottom for so long and then Jessie thought he was so cool, and then you got the wizard power and got to evict him, I can see your friends, like at home, like cheering you on and being like "Yeaaahhh" you know?" Jeff says mmm, hmmm. Jordan says "never mind"...Jeff mimics Jordan "Yeaaahhh" :) They laugh...Jordan says "whatever"...Jeff says "no, that was cute, were you trying to be cute?"...Jordan says "I guess"...Jeff says "aww, that's cute then...yeaaahhh"...he giggles and says "nah, I'm just playing" Love that exchange 😊 They then decide they need to stay downstairs more so that the other 4 don't make plans, they need to be in everybody's business...they talk a bit more game...Jeff wants to relaxi taxi...Jeff snuggles up to Jordan...Jordan covers her mouth...Jeff says you and your breath...Jordan says she needs to brush her teeth. Jordan says she can only picture them in this house, not the jury house. (well she was right about that, they were never in the jury house together) Jordan turns to Jeff and snuggles one last time before getting up to go to the bathroom...when she returns she announces that Aunt Flo has finally arrived and that the PMS part is over...Jeff is relieved to hear that LOL Jeff gets a thank you from BB 11:21am Jordan comes inside from being outside with Michele...Jeff is getting a bowl of honey smacks ready...Jeff says he loves honey smacks :) Jeff does his little laugh...Jordan says she was sitting outside with Michele and she wants to lay out today for a little bit...Jordan heads upstairs to brush her teeth...Kevin is walking towards the bathroom, BB says Kevin, thank you!...Jordan laughs...Jeff says they are thanking him for getting up? he never got a thank you...Kevin does his little I got a thank you dance...Jordan keeps laughing...BB says "Jeff, thank you!"...Jeff says "yes!"...he feels so proud now. 😊 Cuz you love me :) 12:46-12:50pm Jeff goes outside where Jordan (in the pool) and Kevin are...Jeff gets water from the fridge...Kevin asks him something about solitaire...Jeff asks "do you guys have that lotion over here?...Jordan says no, it's over by the dryer...Jeff says Johhrdan :) ...Jordan says that judge (?) is not funny...Jeff says you thought you were outta here?...Jordan says she did...Jeff walks away to get the lotion and says what made you think you were going to win?... Jordan says "cuz you love me" :) Jeff says something inaudible about "Jeff"...Jordan giggles and says something about "Big Jeff"...Jeff says "big uncle Jeff" and then something inaudible...Jordan laughs and says "you should have seen my face, it was like too good to be true"...they laugh... Jeff says Kevin doesn't believe anything he says any more...Kevin shakes his head and Jordan laughs...Jeff puts on his lotion and Jordan says it's kind of cold in the pool with the wind, where's the sun?...Jordan offers Jeff the blue raft and she will take the pink one, she's getting cold...Jeff says what does that mean? he's getting in the pool and she's getting out? ;) Jordan says no...Jeff asks if the pink one is warmer?...Jordan says no, it's just that the blue one she can lay on without touching the water...Jordan teases him about being too big for the pink raft but doesn't give up the blue one too easily...Jeff says she's making him crazy and yes, he wants it...Jordan laughs at Jeff getting in the pink one, she says he's too big for it... Jordan says they can switch...Jeff says he's ok...Jordan says he looks uncomfortable...they switch...Jordan says it's clouding up...Jeff says it is a little bit, that's when they got burned last time, it was cloudy and thought they weren't getting sun... Mimmo in the pool 12:50-12:53pm Ed: I found it really interesting relating how Jeff describes Mimmo, his wife and new baby saying that Mimmo was married a couple of years before having a baby, he's really stable, financially set, etc. to the discussions about Jeff wanting to be stable and financially more secure with his career before moving on to having kids one day... Jeff and Jordan continue talking in the pool... Jeff lays on the blue raft and Jordan is in the pink floatie after switching...they start tossing around the beach ball...Jordan says she took 3 advils...Jeff says "3 for your crampers?"...Jordan says yes, they're starting again...Jeff says he took 2 for his back...Jordan asks "isn't it a pain being a girl? don't it sound like it?...Jeff says "yeah does it suck you mean?" LOL They talk about the pros and cons of being a boy vs. a girl...Jordan says your period does, everything else no...Jeff asks why wouldn't she want to be a guy?...Jordan says because of the "ying yang" 🍆 ...Jeff says "ying yang twins?"...Jordan giggles...Jordan says it would be harder to be a boy and it wouldn't be fun...Jeff says "it's awesome"...Jordan says Jeff is saying that because he's a boy. Jeff brings up how Mimmo had a little boy...Jeff says Mimmo was so excited, she doesn't understand...Jordan asks if they planned it?...Jeff says yeah, they were married for 2 years already, he does really good (financially), he's essentially his boss...Jordan says yeah, that's right...Jeff says he does really good, he's stable, financially set...yeah so, he had a baby... He says Mimmo bought all these little Michael Jordan outfits, MJ is his favorite player of all time, so he's set for this kid even before he was out of the womb...Jordan says "oh, how cuuute" and Jeff says he's going to be spoiled rotten. Jeff says maybe he can get him some Big Brother little t-shirts...Jordan asks if they make them?...Jeff doesn't know but he's sure they do, he could get one made...Jordan says it's cold in the water and she gets out...Natalie joins them... LJordan likes 40% of what Jeff likes 12:53pm Jeff and Jordan have just finished talking about Mimmo, Jordan gets out of the pool, Jeff is still laying on the raft... Jordan says she's going to sit with her feet in the pool, it's cold...Natalie joins them saying mmm, hmm...Jeff asks Natalie if the bikini she's wearing is the one BB gave her?...Natalie says yes...Jeff says you love it huh?...Natalie says she does, she really does...Jordan says it was the one she got when she was a hula girl, she wonders where BB got it. Jordan sits down putting her feet in the pool...Jeff pushes himself over to where Jordan is to touch feet with her :) they play footsie... Jordan says it's kind of shady...Jeff says they played P.I.M.P this morning...Jordan to be contrarian of course says "that's not a song I really like" 🙃 Jeff says "P.I.M.P? I love it, the reggae remix?"...Jordan says "I don't like it"...Jeff says "that's ok Jordan, you don't have to like everything I like, in fact you like 40% of what I like, not even half"...Jordan says "I know"...Jeff says "different strokes for different folks" :) I'm with Jeff! 🇯🇲 https://youtu.be/UDApZhXTpH8 JeJo have a good laugh over Natalie’s fear of bees 1:27-1:46pm The HG's are sitting around and in the pool chatting...they are talking about Mexican food places, Jeff starts saying something about a Sopranos episode when Natalie goes berserk over a bee buzzing near her, she says "oh shit!"...Jeff says "oh there it is"...she screams "Kevin, Kevin, Kevin!!" wanting him to help her but he runs the other way ...they all crack up laughing over her hilarious overreaction...Natalie says she banged her head and it hurts...Jeff says "you gotta relax! oh shit!"...Jeff cracks up more!🤣 Kevin asks what she hit her head on?...Natalie moans in pain...Jeff says she has to relax around here, she's going to kill herself, hot tub and head injuries...Natalie whines that her head hurts....Jeff asks if she's laughing or crying?...Jordan asks if Natalie if she's ok?...Jeff and Jordan were thinking she was laughing at first...Natalie says Kevin was supposed to swat it away... Jeff says if Kevin had swatted it, he would busted Natalie right in the face with it...Kevin says Natalie scared him...Natalie repeats her head hurts...Jeff says he thinks she hit the side of the chair, she was flopping around like a fish out of water...Jordan imitates how Natalie was yelling Kevin! Kevin!...Natalie says that Kevin was supposed to be her savior not run away...Jeff cracks up again saying that Kevin bailed! Natalie says they better not show that on TV (this was shown on one of the CBS shows, it was pretty funny)...Jeff says if there was a fire, Kevin would be pushing women and children out of the way ...Natalie repeats they better not play that...Jeff says how are they not? it's awesome. Michele chimes in with her usual unfunny uninformed humor saying BB is going to do a montage of little bugs chasing "us" ...they ignore her lol...Jordan laughs saying that it was really funny...Jeff says Natalie pretends to be all tough but a bee comes around and she's yelling for Kevin (of all people)...Natalie says she is terrified of bugs, she cannot eat even a dead bug...Natalie begs BB not to play that...Jeff says they got it, they're out at the pool...they continue chuckling over it...Natalie says "oh God, that was scary"...Jeff repeats that Natalie looked like a catfish flopping around, it was so funny...Natalie cracks up. Jeff asks why she's terrified? what does she think is going to happen?...Natalie says they will sting her...Jeff says they have no stinger...Natalie says they do something...Jeff says they do nothing...Natalie says just the noise freaks her out...they agree the noise isn't good...Jeff says she would be better off putting a towel over her face and nothing would ever happen, she should just do that and relax instead of flopping around and potentially breaking her legs...Natalie says she just wanted to get away from that bug. Jordan brings up the Buzzworthy comp and how funny it was...Kevin says Jessie used him as shield to protect him from a bee...Jordan cracks up! Natalie says Jessie killed it though...Jeff says yeah after he used Kevin to block it LOL ...they all say they were cracking up at that...Jeff says they got in trouble for laughing at Natalie who fell in the hot tub, the others called him an asshole... Natalie says she didn't see Jeff laughing...Jeff says he cracked up! it was hilarious...Jordan says the sequence of events was so funny....Natalie says she was fully clothed and right before a live show...Jeff says that's good stuff...they revisit the bee/Natalie moment again...Jeff and Kevin compare Kevin's behavior to the Seinfeld episode where George pushed all the kids at a birthday party out of the way when a fire broke out ...they all laugh... They talk about lightning bugs...Jordan says she hasn't seen any out here...Jeff says when he was a kid they used to hit them with whiffle bats, he feels bad now...Jordan says they used to catch them and take the light part off of them and make jewelry out of them ...Jeff says wow, she tortured them...Jordan says she used to be scared of them, you usually see them at night, you can put them in a bucket and it's cool, it glows...Jeff says you kill them when you do that...Jordan says "oh you do? I killed a lot" Oops!! Jeff says he did too... They talk about chitlins, what they are...Jeff says it's the anal tract...umm yeah gross! they talk about intestines and the liver, then committing suicide, robbing banks...Jordan gets up because there are ants around her and sits on a lawn chair...Natalie says she could never do a competition where she had earthworms poured all on top of her, she just couldn't, her biggest fear is bugs...Jeff says he would freak out if it was hissing cockroaches, he would do it but not like it...Jordan mentions the episode of Fear Factor where the girl had to eat cockroaches...they talk about disgusting Fear Factor stunts... Kevin asks if anyone watches Man vs Wild?...Jeff says that's his favorite show, he loves it...they talk about some of the gross stuff he does...Jeff says he's awesome...they talk about if they could do a show like that or Fear Factor?...Jordan says she could do Survivor because they don't have to eat gross stuff...Kevin says they do have those kinds of comps every season on Survivor (he's right)....Jordan says she wouldn't be able to eat roaches or spiders...they talk about tarantulas... Jeff asks if anyone saw the Brady Bunch episode where they went to Hawaii with the tiki thing?...no response...Jeff says no one knows anything he watches, he feels like an outcast LOL!...Jeff talks about the episode (I know it!! )...Jeff asks if they've heard you eat so many spiders in your lifetime while you're sleeping... Natalie sees a dragonfly and asks Kevin to whack it away...Jeff says "the dragonfly? no way! I'll fight you!" LOL Jordan laughs...Natalie says they bite you...Jeff says "no they don't!"...Natalie insist they do...Jeff says they don't, he lets them land on him...Natalie says "mosquitoes"...Jeff says they eat mosquitoes...Jordan says she thinks they do bite...Natalie and Kevin agree...Jeff says they're crazy...Jordan says no, Jeff is just wrong... Jeff says he lets them land on him when he goes camping, they keep the mosquitoes away...Natalie starts freaking out a little again...Kevin says for her to stop...Jeff says "you want a larva under your skin? or a flower pot over your head?" Jeff says he's pissed "they" killed the praying mantis earlier...Michele says they're cool bugs...Jeff says they eat other bugs...Natalie says any bug with that name needs to be killed...Jeff says "whoa"...Jeff tries to explain that it's praying not preying like a predator, it looks like it's praying :) ...Michele in all her infinite wisdom says it would be called a predatory mantis then Kevin says it's "preying" mantis not "praying" mantis...Jeff says it's not preying, it's because it looks like it's praying, that's why they call it that, don't ask him to spell but he knows that (Kevin was wrong!) Natalie says she wants every bug known to mankind to be destroyed ...Jeff says you'd be dead...Jordan says she doesn't see the need of having them and once again the bee buzzes around Natalie and she has an absolute freak out!! Lots of laughter again......Jeff says "dude, you start crying!"... Jeff says "it's not going to do anything to you! why do you think everyone is cracking up?"...Natalie whines why is it always following her?...Jeff says it knows, it senses fear...Jeff gets out of the pool...Jordan laughing says that Jordan calls for Kevin again!...Kevin says she should call for Jeff...Jeff says he was in the pool...feeds go to control room… JeJo cute bathroom banter 1:49pm Jordan is in the bathroom stall and Jeff comes into the bathroom...Jordan says "Jeff! I'm in here! I'm in here"...Jeff says he knows! he laughs repeating Jordan's urgency when saying "Jeff, I'm in here, I'm in here!"...Jeff asks if she's pooping?...Jordan says "huh?"...Jeff asks why she didn't go upstairs?...Jordan says "why didn't you go upstairs?"...Jeff says "because, I like to keep it real"...Jordan walks out saying "God, I pooed and he's going to come in here and I'm changing my tampon"...Jeff asks if it smells?...Jordan says "no, it shouldn't?" Jeff immediately goes for the neckage... Jordan screeches oww and pushes Jeff away...Jeff jokes that he has to put some cologne under his nose so he won't smell it/her...Jordan uhhh's...LOL Jordan screeches NO!! and hugs Jeff... Jeff laughs saying "why do you say that all the time?"...Jordan won't let go and wrestles her arm over his head...Jeff says he has to pee and he has a back problem LOL Jordan says he doesn't...Jeff says he does and he squirms away from her hold...Jordan says "whatever"...Jeff says "nah, it's not that bad but it does hurt"...Jeff enters the stall while Jordan washes her hands...Jeff says that she shouldn't have put that Lysol shit in there...Jordan says "what? it doesn't smell"...Kevin hears her from the kitchen and says it smells like chitlins...Jordan says oh wait, hang on, what?...Kevin repeats and Jordan explains she was talking to Jeff who was saying her poop stunk... Spanish choo choo train 1:50-1:52pm While Jeff uses the bathroom, Jordan lifts her shirt and says she's bloated, she keeps patting her belly probably in the hopes it will make it flatter LOL...Jeff comes out and imitates Jordan saying "nooo", he flicks some water at her...Jeff says it was pee...Jordan says "huh?"...Jeff washes his hands and says that it was pee he flicked on her...Jordan says eww...Jeff giggles saying nah, it was wet from his string (on his shorts)... Jeff walks over to the towels to dry his hands...Jordan reaches out to him moaning her stomach hurts, she says "mi estomico" She sits on the bed and Jeff says "your stomico?" LOL Jordan smiles...and says "yeah...speaking Spanish"...Jeff says "mui es" (?? )...Jordan whispers "mui es"...Jeff starts walking away saying "bien" (isn't bien French 🇫🇷🤣 ) Jordan asks "are you eating?", she jumps up and runs over to Jeff...Jeff says he's going to marinate some steakaroos...Jordan grabs hold of Jeff's back and says "for everyone?"...They walk down the hall like a choo choo train ...Jeff says "oh yeah, will you rub my back later? right there?...huh?"Jordan says mmm, hmm, she's craving pizza for some reason... Jeff says "you promise?"...Jordan says yessss...Jeff says she can't half ass it...they walk around the kitchen counter and Jordan lets go...they start talking about what to eat… Heavy game talk in the GR 3:31-3:46pm And people said Jeff and Jordan didn't play or know how to play the game...yeah right! Just read/listen to this entire conversation... Jeff joins Jordan in the GR...they talk major game regarding Jeff's nominations... Jordan asks what's up?...Jeff says nothing, he wants to go over a couple of ideas...Jeff tells Jordan what he's thinking, he told Kevin and Natalie that he's putting them up as pawns and they weren't happy about that, they're not the target, Russell is...Jordan asks if they were mad?...Jeff says nah, they said he has to do what he has to do... Jeff says that this means if one of them gets HOH next week, he's going up even though they're saying he's not the target but he has to go up so it will be Jeff and Michele, he can roll with that OR he can put up Russell and Michele and he can use the excuse of them not coming clean with him and that way they will have Kevin and Natalie on their side, he can then try to talk Michele down saying she's not the target. Jordan says she's doesn't know if they should do the 2nd one but it's up to Jeff... Jeff says he can ensure his and Jordan's safety with the 2nd one but can't ensure it if Kevin and Natalie go up...Jordan asks if Jeff thinks Michele will come after them?...Jeff says well yeah, not Jordan but him :( ...Jordan asks if K&N said they would be 100% for sure with them if Jeff did that?...Jeff says no, K&N said why don't JeJo switch their final 4 deal to them four instead of JeJo with R&M, of course they're going to say that. Jordan asks which two they have the best chance with?...Jeff says Michele is the smartest and Russell is the strongest... Jordan says she was thinking that if Kevin got HOH next week, he would put up Jeff and Michele, the four of them could be playing for Jeff and they could get Michele out 🙁...Jordan says she wants Natalie here longer, she could be putting on her poker face...Jeff says she has sucked the whole game...Jordan says she wants Russell out now because the next comp will be endurance...Jeff says they're getting out Russell out either way...they wonder if they can trust Natalie? well they can't trust Russell and Michele either... Jordan tells Jeff that Russell was staring at him outside earlier, it makes her think that he's plotting something...Jeff says he knows, he's going home...Jordan says but if Natalie is telling them they are both safe who is she putting up? Michele and who? will she put up Kevin?...Jeff says "no me"...Jeff explains that if Russell goes with him putting up K&N, then next week the only chance he has is if Michele or Jordan win HOH otherwise he's going up 😢...Jeff says that's not bad because Jordan can beat Natalie and Michele can beat Kevin... Jordan asks Jeff if he told K&N he's backdooring Russell?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan asks what they said?...Jeff says that he told them that he understands if they are upset, they tried to tell Jeff to put Russell straight up because everyone plays for the POV anyway...Jeff says he knows they are saying that but there might still be some vengeance from them sending home Lydia and Jessie, he has that in the back of his mind and Kevin told him there's no bad blood, obviously they don't want to be on the block...Jordan then lays out the exact scenario that happened 😢...Jordan says if Michele wins POV next week and takes herself off then she will go up against Jeff, one of them will go home 😞 Jeff says "what do you think is best?"...Jordan says they could keep Russell another week but then he could win HOH next week, that's why she wants him gone but if Kevin won, he would go after Russell and Michele...they go over voting scenarios and fear of Russell...Jordan repeats the scenario she just had just laid out and Jeff says that means Natalie has to go home this week...Jordan says yeah, one has to go home...Jeff says if one of K&N win POV then Russell goes up, if Russell wins POV then they stick to the final 4 plan and tell him they stuck to it. Jordan worries about next week being endurance and Russell still being there, she knows her and Michele will hang on for a long time...Jordan is sketchy on Kevin but she does want to trust Natalie...Jeff wonders what Natalie will do though?...Jordan says she's kind of like a Lydia, dragging her along for cushion... Jeff says that if one of them wins POV this week, then they save one of K&N and then backdoor Russell then HOH is Jordan and Michele against Natalie and Kevin which he likes the odds...Jordan says "you do?" LOL...Jeff says if Russell wins then Jeff will say that he stuck to their alliance and make him realize they never put him up on the block and didn't intend to... Jeff says if Jordan or Michele don't win HOH he's going up with Michele, they have to win HOH...Jordan says she doesn't like this...Jordan puts Russell back in the voting scenario...Jeff says "what do you mean? Russell is going home"...Jordan says she's just saying if...Jeff says only if Russell saves himself...Jordan says she's trying to think of all the scenarios, she's sorry. Jeff says if Russell stays this week then they send Kevin home and it leaves Natalie with them...Jordan thinks it might be better to send Natalie home leaving Kevin to be a target for Russell...Jeff says that's next week...Jordan apologizes again...Jordan says to put up K&N...Jordan says the more time goes on, the more she doesn't like Russell...Jeff says so they backdoor him this week then...they go over it again!🤯 Jordan says she didn't think she'd win POV this past week and she did...Jeff says they need HOH next week big time or else he's going up, he's worried Kevin is going to win HOH next week 😰...Jordan is worried Kevin is turning...Jeff says he told K&N he wasn't with them whole game so how is he supposed to trust them now? he wants to because he knows something is up between R&M but what is he supposed to do at this point, 2 people have to go up...K&N said yeah, he's right...Jeff ensured them they weren't the targets... Jordan talks about Russell going straight up again...Jeff says he doesn't want to because if he puts him up and he wins POV then he is for sure going after Jeff the next week, if they don't make him the target Russell will think Jeff is on their side...Jordan says that will be the best move to save himself...OMG more scenarios, wash, rinse, repeat Russell gets called to the DR and Jeff realizes he was standing near the GR...Jeff calls him a rat...Jordan worries he heard them, Jeff says he can't hear them...Jordan says he's nervous...they say that's his gameplan...Natalie opens the door and says it's just them two...they tell her she can come in there...Natalie asks if they're sure?...they say yeah and she does and more game talk happens… (MY HEAD HURTS 🤯) JeJo get cozy in the GR before noms 4-4:39pm Jeff & Jordan have just finished reassuring Natalie about noms. She leaves the GR and Jeff gets comfy under the turquoise blanket, he leans into Jordan and asks her if she wants to f**k around? LOL...Jordan - "Jeefff" Jordan wants to talk game ...they go over who Jeff is going to nominate, the various scenarios, etc. The feeds go off them for about 2 mins... Jeff & Jordan continue talking game and when Jordan says that they have to keep this just between them...Jeff says "oh yeah...you want to seal it...with fooling around?"...giggles from Jeff He then says "I gotta new handshake...come here" LOL! (Jeff looks so hot here 😍) Jordan just giggles and hangs onto his arm, rubbing it... Back to game talk ...Jeff says if Russell hadn't have voted for Jessie (during the coup d'etat vote) and sent a vote for him to the jury house when he had just saved his ass, it would be a different ball game but he can't forget that, he doesn't trust him...Jordan reminds Jeff what happened when Russell was called out outside...Jeff says that Russell couldn't answer Jeff honestly about what happened in the SS room...Jeff says Michele is a liar, a sure way to know Michele is lying is when she says "I can't remember"...that's a lie...Jordan agrees and says it was funny when Jeff told Michele that next time she needs to jot it down on a piece of paper :) Jeff says if they get rid of Russell and then either Jordan or Michele wins HOH next week then they are good...Jeff says it's hard to get him and Jordan through this...Jordan says "don't feel like you have to (carry me)" and Jeff says "no! tsk, yes I do have to...what are you talking about? I would never, fu**in'...I would never backstab you, no way" Jeff then, as a joke, makes a face like he might entertain the possibility and then turns to Jordan with the biggest smile, grabs her chin and says "I wouldn't, no I wouldn't...we could do this...if we couldn't do it, I would tell you, we have to split up or do what you have to do, I understand, you know....we can do this, for real and you know I'm not blowing smoke up your ass so we can do this" 😊 More game talk looking into the weeks ahead...Jordan says if she is sent to the jury house she will die...Jeff knows, he starts going over scenarios...then they start counting cans and stuff in the room... Jordan cozies up to Jeff and puts her head near his shoulder...Jeff starts getting sleepy and closes his eyes...Jordan is drowsy but awake...she holds Jeff's arm with one hand and with her other hand she rubs his thumb continuously Occasionally Jordan smiles… They are the picture of sweet closeness ♥ Jeff gets called to the DR… Jeff - "You look sexy as hell” 8pm Jordan walks into the kitchen, she has just taken a bath and is wearing her Easter egg towel...Jeff is in the kitchen getting a drink. Jordan says doesn't she look like Easter? Jeff "you look sexy as hell"🔥 Jordan "Jeeffff" Jeff "what?" Jordan slaps the counter "oh my gosh" J&J laugh 😂 Jordan complains about her cramps...Jeff tells her to take one of Natalie's pills...Jordan says she's going to bed early tonight...Jeff says he's not going to stay out too late either...they laugh over that...Jeff says he has work in the morning...Jordan says work, work, work...Jeff says he has a big closing tomorrow at 8am in the city. Jordan asks Jeff where he was?...Jeff says he was in the DR...Jordan asks how it was?...Jeff says "it was awesome, they were like how is Jordan?...I was like, 'fu**in so sexy'🔥😍 Jordan says yeah right...Jeff pinches her cheek and says "Jeefff"...Jordan walks to the SS room as he walks towards the BY and he says (referring to the DR) "I'm like we fu**in' made out all night, it was awesome" 😅 JeJo’s biggest fears 8:02-8:10pm Jeff comes outside & sits on the mini fridge to have a smoke. Natalie & Michele are in the hot tub, Russell is laying on the couch. Natalie asks Jeff what his biggest fears are...Jeff says something inaudible and then Natalie says something physical like bugs or fire...Jeff doesn't know, he's scared of all those things but he tries not to live his life with fear...Jeff says obviously no ones likes to drown or be in a plane crash, those are no good... Jeff asks Natalie what hers is? Natalie goes on about her bug fear...Jeff poses an interesting question - would she give up having children knowing a bug would never touch her again?...Natalie isn't sure what to say but admits she wants kids...Jeff says obviously bugs aren't her biggest fear then. Jeff says his fear is not having kids, dying before he has a chance to have kids. Natalie says he has lots of time...Jeff says not if tomorrow he slipped in the pool and cracked open his skull...Jeff says what if you won the show and died in a plane crash the next day?...Jeff says Jesus and knocks on wood. Jeff now wants to talk about birthday cake. :) Jordan comes outside a few minutes later, Natalie asks her what her biggest fears are? Jordan says her fears are being buried alive, drowning, being caught on fire or dying alone. I’m going to eat you up...sexy ;) 8:09pm Jeff is outside talking to Natalie about fears & perfect day scenarios. Jordan comes outside and walks up to Jeff holding her arms out...Jeff says "I'm going to eat you up sexy" 😍 Jordan turns away smiling and says "Jayeff"...Jeff laughs.... Quick hot tub massage 8:50-8:54pm Jordan massages Jeff's neck in the hottub... Jeff asks her why the special treatment?..Jordan says nothing...Jeff says he'll just keep quiet and enjoy then...Jeff says the hot tub is too hot for him and he gets out... Jordan checks in with Jeff 9:49pm Jordan comes out of the DR and heads straight to the HOH room, telling Russell she is going to bed, she's cramping, she walks in and heads to the bathroom where Jeff is taking a shower, she says "hi!"...Jeff says "hey Johrdann"...Jordan says with a smile "what's up?"... Jeff says "nothing"...Jordan says "I was sleeping and then they called me and then I went in the DR"...Jordan walks out of the bathroom and continues saying "I'm going back to bed" and she gets in bed while Jeff finishes up showering… Raspberries & Marriage Tiff Part 1 10:02-10:13pm Jordan is in bed in the HOH (she's crampy)...Jeff comes up..."Johrrrdannn"...Jeff grabs a drink and some raspberries from the fridge and sits on the bed, he starts eating the raspberries and playing solitaire...Jordan says Michele is getting on her nerves...Jeff says he knows and that is why he likes it up there...Jordan puts on her mic and starts talking game... Jeff says he feels awesome because he showered and he's clean...Jordan asks Jeff if she likes the tie dyed shirt Lydia made her especially since she just sent her home?... Jeff asks Jordan if she likes the sweatpants he has on that he wears every single day? LOL Jordan says they all do that...Jeff says they're scumbags Jordan says people don't care... Jordan and Jeff share an inside joke...Jordan says she's kidding...they both laugh...Jordan says "Jeeefff"...Jeff says "what?" and Jordan says "were you waiting on me to say that?"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "Jeeefff"...Jeff says "yeah, I like it kind of"...Jordan asks "do you?"...Jeff says "mmm, hmm...at first I didn't like it but now I kind of like it"...Jeff says he says things on purpose so that she will say it. Jeff asks Jordan how Peyton says raspberries?...Jeff farts ...Jordan says he's the gassiest person she knows...he insists he isn't normally...they go back to game talk...Jordan sees Michele on the spy screen looking at the memory wall and Jeff says she's probably memorizing things for tomorrow's comp...Jordan says oh, really?...Jeff says that Jordan should memorize stuff too...Jordan thinks that is more for later on in the game...Jeff says then don't study that, actually he says for her to do it, it wouldn't hurt...Jordan goes back to game talk Jeff tells Jordan that Russell told him outside that he is sticking to the deal and that he's true to his word, he will not put up Jeff...Jordan says well then he's putting her up...Jeff says "I don't know if I trust him or not, I'm just telling you what he said"...Jeff said he appreashed...Jeff says "I'm sorry if I don't have an exit, I'm sorry if every fu**ing scenario involves me being on the block"...Jordan looks intently at Jeff...Jeff says "at some point one of us has got to go on the block, ya know what I mean?" Jordan says Russell is going to target her because she is short with him, he gets on her nerves and she doesn't like being around him...Jeff says the plan is sticking, they have to see who wins the POV...Jeff asks how they should deal with Michele?...Jordan says to tell her they will explain later...Jeff says not to do that because Michele was questioning that very thing earlier, he tells Jordan that you can't put things into that crazy bitch's head… https://youtu.be/72d93Kw5R-w ⬇️ Jordan says "quit getting an attitude with me...I hate when you raise your voice at me"...Jeff says (with a raised voice, lol) that Jordan needs to tell Michele then, that Jordan is always telling him to tell everybody things and then he's the one that everyone wants to get out of the house, he says that Jordan says "you tell it" and then she sits back and bakes cookies...Jeff says "forget it, you start fu**ing telling people...I'm serious..you tell her, I can't deal with her" Jordan rises up in bed and says that she figures that Jeff always tells her that she tells too much and he gets mad at her so she has him do it because obviously she thinks he can do it better than her, so sorry, ok?...Jeff smiles and giggles and playfully gives her a kick to the head 🦶 Jeff calms down and says there's just a certain way you have to talk to people...Jordan mockingly says well then she'll make sure and come to him and ask him what she should say before she talks to people...Jeff says he's going to smash those rrrrrraspberries right in her face...Jordan says no, he's being rude, every night he's being rude!!...they take a break from bickering to laugh about Michele being up against the wall and her sweatshirt camouflaging her 😂 Jeff thinks it's funny that the DR watches their every move. Jordan tries to get Jeff to talk about what he was talking about before but Jeff forgot and just wants to eat raspberries...he puts one on his index finger and puts it in Jordan's face...Jordan says "Jeeefff"...Jordan wants to get serious before he feeds her the raspberry from his finger...Jeff says he forgot what he was talking about, he puts the raspberry on his pinky this time and waves it in front of Jordan... Jordan pauses and then decides to eat it 😄 Jeff says "oh yeah", smiles and makes the most priceless dreamy face... Jeff says what? snapping out of his "state" LOL Jordan tries to get serious with game talk again but to no avail...Jordan then puts a raspberry on her pinky to feed him...Jeff laughs and says you know they're going to put that, us feeding each other raspberries...Jeff eats one off of his pinky then the feeds go to fish...when they return Jordan is eating hers but Jeff wanted her to do it sexy...she didn't LOL... Jordan was called to the DR during the fish and gets up to leave, she says she's coming back up to talk, there better not be anybody out there...she asks Jeff if her hair looks bad?...Jeff says no, she looks outstanding...Jordan says Jeff paused...Jeff says he was going to say delicious, beautiful...Jordan asks if she should pull her hair back and Jeff whispers "I'll pull it back" 🤭😘 ...Jordan decides on wearing it down, she asks Jeff again...Jeff says they'll probably ask her one question so for her not to worry...Jordan leaves... Raspberries & Marriage Tiff Part 2 10:15-10:27pm Jordan returns from her DR session...Jeff is listening to Bob Marley and playing solitaire, he asks Jordan if she forgot something? (because she came back so fast)...Jordan says yeah but just wants Jeff to talk to her...Jeff says "you're already back?"...Jordan says "talk to me" (weird ? lol)...Jeff asks about what? he's listening to his favorite jam...Jordan just wants to talk but asks Jeff what he wants to talk about? 🤨 Jeff says politics? Jordan says she knows not one thing about that...Jeff says to hold on, he's having a jam game, he's going to win...Jordan is irritated that he wants to talk while playing cards...Jeff says she wants his full attention but when he gives it to her she doesn't have anything to talk about, does she see what he's saying? Jordan doesn't respond so Jeff says "what's up?"...Jordan says nothing...Jeff says what was she talking about?...Jordan asks him how he likes it so far being in his HOH room?...Jeff likes it...Jordan says for Jeff to tell her if he wants her to sleep downstairs...Jeff asks why would he want that?...Jordan says maybe Jeff wants to sleep by himself...Jeff says no, the bed is huge and he doesn't even know she's there, they crack jokes...Jeff says he's kind of used to her now...Jordan says "what, being around me?"...Jeff says yeah, that if she slept downstairs he would be like "where's Johrrdann?" 😊 ...Jordan giggles...Jeff asks her if she feels like that or is it just him?...Jordan says yeah... Jordan then says if Jeff leaves, like if he left...Jeff forcefully says "if YOU leave"...Jordan says in her perspective if HE left...Jeff says if YOU left...Jordan says if he were gone...Jeff says if she left, if she left, she would go to the jury house...Jordan says she would be bored and she would be pissed...Jeff says "so, when you go to the jury house what?" and to stop putting him in that scenario. Jordan deflects by asking why Michele and Russell are becoming BFF?...Jordan says Michele is getting an attitude today, she wanted to smack her...Jeff goes back to the rrrraspberries and they eat some more off their fingers...Jordan asks why they have hair on them?...Jeff doesn't know, he asks why they have eyebrows?...Jordan says they would look goofy without them...Jeff says so stuff won't fall in their eyes...Jordan asks if that's what they're for?...Jeff says he doesn't know, he's assuming...Jordan says "no! be quiet!"...Jeff says he's serious...Jordan says "oh"...Jeff asks if Jordan wants more raspberries?...Jordan says no, she's thinking...Jeff puts them away and says he hates when people smack when they eat. Then talk turns to game again...Jordan asks if Russell put her and Michele up against each other, would Jeff be the vote to decide?...Jeff asks who is still there?...Jordan says she's thinking if they are final 4, does Jeff think they are dumb for backdooring Russell?...Jeff says he doesn't know, it's a decision they have to make and if him and Michele continue being chummy it's going to be a real fu**ing easy decision to make, he'll tell her that...Jordan says they've been chummy all week and Michele is getting an attitude with her... Jeff says "well she can chum on my nuts" 🤣 Jordan says maybe it's because they think she's in power and she comes up to the HOH room, she's been ignoring them and Russell asked her what was wrong with her, she's being quiet, he just annoys her...Jeff says he doesn't even look at him when he talks to him now... Jeff asks Jordan for his cross that's on the bedside table...he looks at it and can't believe it's there, it's so weird...Jordan asks Jeff who gave him the cross?...Jeff says his parents gave it to him in 7th grade when he had his confirmation...Jeff explains the story about his stolen cross and how he got this one in replacement of it, he didn't bring it purposely to the show, he wears it out all the time, he takes it off only at night and stuff...Jordan asks if that's why Jeff is wearing the necklace he is wearing now?...Jeff says yeah, he didn't bring the other one purposely because BB told him not to bring anything too valuable that might get lost or something like that...Jeff says he doesn't want to wear it now...Jordan says to put it over on her side because no one is ever on that side...Jordan says she left some of her jewelry at home too... Jeff gets up to look at the photo of him, Mimmo & Barry where he is wearing that cross...Jordan asks to bring it over to her, she looks at the photo saying oh, ok, yeah, then says the Jeff in the photo doesn't even look like him...Jeff says it does, just his hair is in his face but how doesn't it look like him?...Jordan says it just doesn't look like him, maybe it's his eyebrows being bushier but what she means when she says that is that he doesn't look like "Jeff", how she sees Jeff...Jeff smiles, he gets back in bed... Jeff asks Jordan if she wants to listen to an awesome Bob Marley song?...she says sure but when she doesn't shift over quickly enough to listen to the headphones he gets irritated and takes them away and says "you lost" 😒 ...Jeff puts them on and Jordan rolls her eyes at him...Jordan says he's getting very umm...Jeff says she needs to make an effort sometimes...Jordan says she does make an effort... Jordan says he's getting irritated with her...Jeff half giggles saying no...Jordan says she can definitely tell...Jeff says he's not saying he likes her but he can take her the most out of the house ...Jeff says he's just joking, he's not getting irritated with her...at all...Jeff says she just has to get focused...Jordan asks "what do you mean I'm not focused?"...Jeff goes off about how she needs to look at that wall sometimes because there might be questions about it, do him a favor and look at it, when he asks her to count some things, don't say she will count them next week because it doesn't matter because it might be tomorrow, these are important competitions coming up and if she is his partner moving forward she can't be saying she'll do it later, she doesn't feel like doing that or she's just going to quit if it's this competition...he's not down with that.... Jordan smiles and Jeff says he's not fu**ing around, he's being serious, does she want to win? does she want to come in 1st and 2nd or does she want to do that tomorrow or not even worry about it? how about she win, she can hang onto that thing for an hour, she needs to take it upon herself to win, win the POV because he needs help now, if they're going to make it together he needs help from her too. Jordan says she doesn't want him to feel like he has to bring her along...Jeff says he wants to bring her along but he needs help...Jordan says she feels like he is getting aggravated...Jeff says he isn't...Jordan gets tongue tied trying to explain what she means but says that she feels like he thinks she is pulling him behind, she says for him to worry about himself then...Jeff says "yeah?"...Jordan says she will do the same...Jeff continues shuffling and is upset... Jordan says she doesn't want Jeff to feel he's struggling...Jeff says he is not, he just doesn't want her saying dumb things, like she's not going to do things...Jordan says she won that veto...Jeff says that's good, continue to go forward...Jordan says duh! she won it because she thinks things over in her head, for him not to sit there and say she's not doing anything...Jeff says he's not but her attitude, she has to change her mindset into thinking she's going to win, think she's a winner, she's got to take things into control of herself...Jordan gives up trying to make her point...Jeff keeps on motoring saying that everything he is trying to do is to help her and if she doesn't want it then fine, they will split up, they'll go their separate ways...Jordan giggles... Jeff says he's being serious, it's too late to do that anyway, they're a package deal...they're both stuck and he's going to make the best he can of it....Jordan squeaks "I'm done talking to you!"...Jeff says "get out of here"...Jordan says she is serious she is done for the rest of the night, he made her mad...Jeff says that he is just trying to make her better...Jordan has taken off her mic, she says she knows that and she rolls over...Jeff says she better put that thing on... R&M Tiff - Part 3 10:27-10:35pm Probably the funniest tiff they had all season... Jordan has just rolled over away from Jeff...Jeff is onto her 😉 he says he knows what is happening here...she's going to put on her mic in 10 minutes anyways because she's going to say something so she might as well put it on now and save 10 minutes of their lives... Meanwhile Jordan is giggling non-stop under the covers...Jeff asks what she's laughing at!?...Jordan raises her arm in frustration... Jordan yells out argh!!...Jeff says "me!? yeah you!"...Jordan screechingly says "we fight like we're fu**ing married!" while continuously laughing... Jeff says "no shit! and there's...what the f**k? I got tampons in the bathroom, I fu**in' argue every night and I get nothin' back on the positive side...this relationship sucks!" Jordan laughs and puts her mic on...Jeff says "I get all the negative shit". Jordan says she's not negative...Jeff says that's it, they're fu**ing around tonight. 😂😂 Jordan lays back down and says that she's on her period and she doesn't feel like being yelled at and that Jeff is Mr. Bossy always trying to tell her what to do, he makes her so mad and she is not in the mood right now to listen to all of that...Jeff cracks up!! He asks her how the f**k she is ever serious?...they both laugh 😂 Jeff wants to know what her point is?...Jordan continues to giggle and she reaches for his arm...Jeff says to at least pretend they are going to win, change her mindset...Jordan explains herself again...Jeff says she's doing fine...Jordan says Jeff is irritating her lately, it's at night he gets like that, it makes her mad...she says Jeff says he's a target but she is too...Jeff says "with who? please...people in the jury house?" ...Jeff says she is stuck with him...it's over. Then he says for her to stop telling him that he's going to the jury house...Jordan says it's just a saying...he says for her to start plugging herself into that saying...Jordan says she's not going...Jeff wants positive comments...he asks her, to right now, say something nice...Jordan laughs and says "you loooook sooooo goood"😍...Jeff says a smartass comment? that's a negative... Jordan says she is kidding...Jeff looks at her and waits...Jordan says "you wanna make out?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says "see, I made you laugh"...Jeff says that wasn't a positive comment...Jordan says "I'm glad you're my partner"...Jeff says "what kind of partner?" LOL That is enough for Jeff :) He goes back to playing cards and asks "do we need a 5 min. break from each other?"...Jordan says "why, do you want one?"..this makes Jeff totally crack up 🤣🤣 he says "holy f**k...you crack me" Oh but Jordan says he hurt her feelings when he said that...(here we go again)...Jeff says because we need a 5 min. break?...Jordan says yes...Jeff laughs and doesn't know how to respond to that one...he says he wanted to hear a Marley song and regroup. Jordan says for Jeff & Bob to go listen to each other. Jeff boos that comment, it sucked...Jeff says he won't help Jordan no more, she can do whatever she wants...Jordan makes a face and Jeff says "I love that face" 😍 Jordan says Jeff is a butt...Jeff says if he wins they're making out huh?...Jordan says if he wins he owes her an apology...Jeff says the odds are he won't win...Jeff says an apology for what? for trying to make her awesome? he doesn't understand why he needs to apologize?...he asks again what is wrong with him trying to make her better?..she says for Jeff to be nicer when he's doing that, Jordan doesn't like it when people yell at her or raise their voice at her...Jeff says he isn't, he says he will talk in a mellow voice next time, is that better?... Jordan says yes...Jeff talks mellow...Jordan says now he's trying to be like smooth jazz...Jeff says he wishes...Jeff says for Jordan to not take her words, he can't believe someone tried to take credit for smooth jazz, he was so pissed... Honey Smacks/Jeff wants a divorce 10:35-10:51pm This is the tail end of the marriage tiff...Jeff & Jordan have finally calmed down or so it seems...they talk some game 😣 then Jordan gets up to grab a snack, she grabs a granola bar and some Hershey's chocolate, she throws some beef jerky to Jeff...they start eating in bed...Jeff asks Jordan if she likes beef jerky? ...she says no...Jordan asks if Jeff wants some chocolate?...he says no...he doesn't like just straight chocolate...he likes it with nuts or something in it. Jordan wishes she had a Mountain Dew...Jeff says they're going to make smores this week so for Jordan to eat just one jumbo bar, the rest is for smores LOL Jordan says there's another one downstairs...Jeff wants a bowl of honey smacks. Jeff says they're like an old married couple with nothing to do on a Friday night 🧔🏼‍♂️👵 Jeff wants Jordan to pick a card and he's going to "feel it" out of the deck...Jordan says a five...Jeff says red or black?...Jordan likes red...Jeff asks a heart or a diamond?...Jordan likes diamonds....Jeff feels out an 8 of diamonds...so close! Jeff says he doesn't like it when she fake pays attention to him...Jordan says she listens to him all the time...Jeff wants another card...Jordan says 5, black, hearts...Jeff says "come on, you ruined my focus...5 black hearts? A heart is red!"... Jordan says how is she seriously supposed to know that, she doesn't play card games...Jeff says he'll give her a $1000 if she tells him the 4 suits in the deck...Jordan knows hearts and diamonds and honestly doesn't know the others, she doesn't play cards...Jeff finds that hard to believe (precursor to their big card fight later in the week)....Jeff says you don't know clubs and spades?...Jordan insists no, she doesn't play cards, she doesn't pay attention to that stuff...Jeff says she is getting short m now...Jordan says please, show me what a spade is! please, show me what a ...Jeff says he's going to show her what a side spinkick is LOL (looking at Jeff's face saying this I really think he would get a kick out of how feisty Jordan would get...aka turned him on, lol) Jeff then says "go get me a bowl of honey smacks" 😜 Jeff says "listen, will you stop with your attitude, I'm sorry you have your period but so does every other woman in this fu**ing world...they're not always assholes...you're being an asshole...yeah...every fu**ing 5 minutes you gotta fight? I'm trying to play a fun game here" Jordan says "you started it with me...you sit there and got an attitude with me because really?" Jeff says "2 minute timeout!"... Jordan says "because something is blah, blah, blah" Jeff gets up to go downstairs, he looks at Jordan and says "I want a divorce" 😼 they giggle...Jordan says "turn off the light please"...Jeff asks her if she wants something from downstairs and they both giggle again...Jefff leaves and forgets to turn the lights off... Neck kiss/Jordan falls to the ground 10:53-11pm https://youtu.be/HxU3sG8SxWc Jeff comes back up to the HOH to eat his bowl of honey smacks...Jordan is in the bathroom...first thing he says when walking in is "Johhdann" (guy can't live without her!) Jeff sits on the bed, finishes his cereal and then puts away some of his food at the table and the fridge...he inspects his goodies on the table and asks Jordan if she wants a cookie?...Jordan says no...Jeff asks if she wants to split one and looks towards her in the bathroom...the smile on his face is just delicious...he walks over to her and neck bites her until she falls to the ground...so adorable! They play fight a little, he lets her sit there for a sec but then helps her up...they joke around some more but then Jeff says you wanna fight about it? LOL They decide to play cards but not before Jordan says they should play the "let's yell at Jordan" game...one last stone 😺 Jeff looks genuinely sad she has said this 🤕 ...Jeff says "yell? why do you gotta be a smartass?"...they finally settle on Go Fish except for some reason they call it "Gold Fish" and they play it wrong...it's make pairs until you win not hands of four of the same suit LOL JeJo play Go Fish 11-11:17pm Jeff & Jordan decide to play Go Fish to pass the time...Jeff forgets the exact rules so he makes it up as they go along, lol. He deals them each five cards and says the goal is to get 4 of one kind (it's actually a pair)...Jeff explains some more and Jordan asks Jeff questions until she gets the hang of it...they laugh...Jordan asks if Jeff has any 10's, Jeff says "yes Jordan I do"...Jeff hands her a 10 and Jordan says thanks, go fish. LOL Jeff says it's his turn...he explains that once she gets all 4, she puts them down but he can steal hers...Jeff asks if she has any queens?...Jordan says no, go fish...they play for a little while back & forth...Jordan says "oh, this is a bonding experience" 🙂...Jeff doesn't even know if this is how you play...they play some more...they laugh with Jeff saying this is so stupid...they play some more...Jeff says this game sucks, you play this with 4 year olds...they continue playing...Jordan gets the first 4 of a kind...Jeff gets 3 10's from Jordan and makes an explosion noise and says she has to make that noise...she does...Jeff laughs. They keep playing...Jordan asks if Jeff has any 9's?...Jeff laughs and says she just asked him that..."holy shit" LOL...Jordan giggles...Jeff asks for 3's...Jordan says no at first but then says she does, she set aside cards and forgot...Jeff asks what else she has in there? Jordan laughs...they play some more and Jeff just keeps giggling at Jordan...Jeff asks for 5's...Jordan in a British accent says "I do not, please go fish"...Jeff says he likes that guy. 😊 Jordan says in the accent again "Mr. Jeffrey, do you have any 2's?"...they keep playing...Jeff gets a 4 of a kind and Jordan whines...Jeff sings "cry me a river" and makes the explosion sound...Jordan tries to cheat ...Jeff catches her...Jordan gets a 4 of a kind and Jeff tells her to make a farm animal sound...they continue playing & bantering...Jordan gets her last 4 of a kind and rubs it in Jeff's face with the pfffftssss sound/hand gesture combo...Jeff cracks up...they end up with an equal amount of cards so Jeff makes up another rule and says it comes down to who picks the highest card. Jordan says whoever gets the highest card will have better luck in the veto...they each take 2 cards...the first is a tie, the second Jeff wins! (and he won the veto!) Slapjack Tiff 11:17-11:23pm Jeff & Jordan finish playing Go Fish with Jeff technically winning, he starts singing "We are the Champions" :) ...Jordan wants to play slapjack for a minute, Jeff doesn't, he thinks it's stupid...Jordan says "please?"...Jeff says "go, I know, it's great"...Jeff yawns and asks "what kind of skill is this?"...Jordan says "being fast"...Jordan starts dealing the cards without shuffling them...Jeff says he's hungry, does she want asiago cheese?... Jordan says yeah, in one second...Jeff says it's eleven, they shouldn't be eating...Jordan agrees...Jeff realizes she didn't shuffle the cards and grabs them from her...Jordan says "Jeff no!"...Jeff says "just shuffle them, they're all in order Jordan, I have the same cards as you cuz we're all gonna have two fours, two fives"...Jordan laughs in frustration...Jeff gives her a look and starts shuffling... Jordan says "I think I'm going to sleep in the splish splash room tonight" (interesting that she threatened this move 5 days before it actually happened and it was instigated by these stupid card games too!🤬)...Jeff says "what? uhh...go ahead, I don't care...I'm just saying why don't you just, I do things to help you, not that I know we have the exact same cards, so why don't you just be like, you're right, we just played the game where we match all the cards, let's shuffle them, why don't you just say that? is that hard?"...Jordan says "no...you're right"...they look at each other (so cute!)...Jeff says "that was fu**ing sarcastic wasn't it?...Jordan nods no. Jeff starts dealing and says "your fu**ing slapjack"...Jordan says they don't have to play if he doesn't want to...Jeff says "how bout slap Jordan"...big smile from Jeff...he says "nooo, you got sad?" Jordan makes a funny face...Jeff says "what's that look?"...Jeff imitates Jordan's look...Jordan laughs and says "no, don't do that, that doesn't look like you"...(Jeff does look funny, lol)...Jordan does her whoville look and Jeff says "don't, gross" (these two!) Jeff asks how they play, Jordan explains and they start playing...Jordan whines and they do a re-do, lol...Jeff wins...they keep playing...Jordan says this will test how fast they are on the buzzers during comps...Jordan cheats again...Jeff says "f**k you cheater"...Jordan cracks up!...she cheats again and Jeff calls her on it...Jordan rolls over in laughter...game over...Jordan says "what did you think about that?"... Jeff says he thought it was very awesome...feeds cut out to control room, J&J can be seen playing another round of slapjack...they return with Jeff saying he's trying to think of what you could play with two people...Jeff gets up to go to the bathroom. Turn off the lights/Back massage 11:26-11:33pm Jeff exits the bathroom & slides the door shut, J&J look at each other and smile :) Jeff puts some chapstick on, more smiles, he lays down...Jordan asks if they can turn off the lights to get sleepy because she was about to fall asleep before... Jeff takes the cards from her, puts them away and turns off the lights saying that he's tired too...Jeff gets back in bed, covers himself and they settle into talking...Jordan says it's funny how the camera is angled, it makes the kitchen look huge...feeds cut out very briefly...when they return Jeff is asking if Jordan can seriously rub his back? not scratch it but rub the lower part but she has to sit on top of him to do it...Jordan says "huh?" LOL ... Jordan says Jeff can lay flat and she'll sit Indian style and she'll do it...Jeff lays down on his belly and asks if Jordan is too tired to do it?...Jordan says no, she starts massaging with Jeff's directions. Jeff starts smelling the pillows and Jordan asks if he's smelling his armpits...Jeff says no, he's smelling because Michele took a nap in there and he heard her say outside that she hadn't showered in two days ..Jordan says "uhhh, shut up!"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan asks what side did she sleep on?...Jeff says Jordan's side...Jordan says "shut up!"...Jeff says "yeah, it's fu**ing gross"...Jordan says "she hasn't showered in two days?"...Jeff says yeah, he smells B.O. a little...Jordan says she doesn't, she knows it's not her...Jeff knows...Jordan brings up the not showering for two days and says that Michele told her that her husband says she's the smelliest person. Jordan keeps massaging, Jeff points out again where his back hurts...Jeff ow's...Jordan says sorry...Jeff says he knows it has to be done...Jordan asks Jeff how & where to massage until it's right...he's enjoying it...Jordan can't really feel where the knot is but she keeps going...Jeff gives the ok for Jordan to stop, she finishes and says "good?"...Jeff says yeah and thanks and Jordan lays back down. JeJo settle into their nightly routine 11:33-11:59pm Jeff & Jordan start up their nightly routine...Jordan reaches for Jeff (always need to be touching 🥰 ) and they start talking about the other HG's and if they're asleep...Jordan points out that Russell used to always be the one of the first to go to bed but now he's staying up late...Jeff rubs his eyes...they are quiet and cover themselves up...Jeff starts rubbing Jordan's arm...Jordan says she used to know an arm game but she forgot it...Jeff asks if she wants to arm wrestle?...Jordan doesn't want to because she knows Jeff will win...they arm wrestle anyway and Jeff lets Jordan win...Jordan says thanks and starts rubbing Jeff's hair...Jeff asks if it's soft but then realizes he put product in it...Jordan tells him it has stuff in it. She stops rubbing and says isn't it weird to think that they only have to send home four more people to get to the final two? isn't it crazy?...Jeff says yeah crazy, because it's going to be crazy to do that...Jeff lays his head down near Jordan and as Jordan starts rubbing the back of Jeff's head/neck, he kisses her arm ...they are quiet for a little while...feeds cut out very briefly...Jeff says "what's up? what are you thinking about?"... Jordan says she's looking at the memory wall (on the screen) and trying to think...Jeff says "about what? wanna share? or are you just thinking?"...Jordan says she will tell Jeff what she's thinking...Jeff fixes his mic situation while Jordan starts talking game, he then puts his arm around Jordan touching her boob...she almost jumps being nervous about that but continues talking... They talk scenarios for a long time ...Jeff says something prophetic when he says that if he sends Russell home, Jordan or Michele have to win HOH or else he's in big trouble 😢 More game talk & scenarios ...Jeff talks about his fate in the game and says that maybe he should strike up a deal with Kevin & Natalie to keep himself safe but then Jordan would go up...Jordan says Kevin's main target is Russell though...Jeff says that Jordan keeps saying that but after this week either Kevin or Russell is gone so that doesn't come into play...Jordan says she's saying if Natalie is gone... Jeff points out that now Jordan wants to send home the weakest player, keep the strongest players in Kevin & Russell...Jordan says nooo...Jeff says well what is she saying?...Jordan stays quiet and then says she just wants it to be her, him, Michele & Natalie in the final 4...Jeff says ok, then they have to get rid of Russell and Jordan & Michele have to win HOH...Jordan says she doesn't want that in her hands because she doesn't want Jeff yelling at her...Jeff says then he'll strike up a deal to save himself and he won't yell at her...they get quiet again. Jordan asks to turn off the TV just after the 11:49pm mark...Jeff hands her the remote and she turns it off...at this point they are quite far apart on the bed and stressing... Jeff is deep breathing/sighing, Jordan is rubbing her head/playing with her hair...they are quiet...Jordan finally turns towards Jeff and they touch again, getting comfier...Jeff asks if he's fatter?...Jordan says no...quiet again...Jordan says she says her prayers every night...Jeff says he does too and he's going to say them now...they each say their prayers quietly...they go back to game talk and how Jeff can save himself... Jordan is mostly worried about Kevin and asks if Michele is even still with them?...Jeff says he knows she thinks she's so fu**ing clever...they talk about how Michele & Russell are getting closer and Jordan says she will be pissed if they were to make it to final 2...Jeff asks if she wants to go up against them in the finals? Will Jordan beat Michele?...Jordan says that's a good point...Jeff says they have to think about that...more game scenario talk...

August 22 Lots of game talk before getting cute 12-12:26am Jeff & Jordan spend about 20 minutes discussing game scenarios ad nauseum 🫠 how they think this week will or should play out and how they hope the following weeks should play out, they say all of this doesn't matter if Russell wins the POV so they'll talk about it after. Jeff goes on a mini rant on Michele, he says they have to tell psycho that she has to try tomorrow and don't say that they'll tell her later, they have to tell her to win that POV so they can control things and if she gets it, they have to say "listen crazy, you gotta use it"...and she better not tell them she doesn't remember...Jordan giggles and says to write it down on a document and sign it... Jordan snuggles closer to Jeff...Jeff says that Michele will say that she doesn't remember them telling her to use the POV, he tsks and says "don't lay in the bed anymore smelly"...Jeff laughs and says he likes when he gets negative and throws stones...Jordan cuddles into Jeff's arm and says not when he does it to her...Jeff smells Jordan's hair and eww's saying "eww Jordan" ...Jordan says "shut up...my hair smells good"...Jeff smells again and says "is that SP?...that shit's the bomb"...Jeff admits her hair smells good 😊 They talk about how Lydia & Natalie used to call Michele "Captain Smelly", they said she smelled and didn't shower for three days but she actually did but today she admitted to Russell outside that she didn't shower for two days and then she took a nap in their bed...Jordan says uhhh, she knows, she said her husband said she smells. Jordan hugs Jeff and then says they should go to bed...Jeff says that's what they're doing, laying there in the dark...they decide to take off their mics (LOL like this ever worked for them) ...Jeff says so they can put them back on in 3 minutes?...Jordan asks if they're done? Jeff says they're done... Jeff says they can't do anything until tomorrow anyway...Jordan says the others are probably discussing the POV tomorrow...Jeff says you know they're talking game the whole time...Jordan says yeah, for sure, it's Russell, come on, they're definitely splitting them up...they cuddle.. .Jordan says she's kind of getting a headache...Jeff reaches out and puts his hand on her and they lay quiet...Jeff doesn't think it's that late...Jeff thinks midnight?...Jordan thinks maybe between 12 and 1, they've been up there awhile...Jeff says they even played Go Fish. 🐠 They talk about Russell and how he switches on and off with his moods...Jeff says he wears his colors on his sleeve, he'll be in a good mood but he'll see two people talking together even if it's about eggs and he'll start up getting paranoid...Jordan says he's a freak...Jeff sings "superfreaky"...Jeff says he catches him or feels him staring at him...Jordan says she thinks he's scary looking...Jeff thinks he's a fu**ing creep...Jordan whispers about Russell staring at him earlier...Jeff asks if the water thing is fixed yet?...Jordan isn't sure...Jeff says he drinks so much water it's disgusting, all he does is pound waters & pee, at work he drinks a gallon & a half a day easy...all he does is pee all day... Cute Convos Part 1 12:26-12:47am Jeff turns to Jordan to cuddle making the patented Jeff noise/moan but it's too close for comfort and Jordan backs her head away and brings up Russell to deflect...Jeff doesn't care, he rubs Jordan's butt and says "I wanna bite a chunk of your butt off"...Jordan giggles and says "Jeff"...they lay quiet and Jeff keeps rubbing/touching while Jordan looks around nervously... Jeff squeezes her butt and says "I wanna take a little butt home with me" 🍑...Jordan uhh's...Jeff says "I'll give you my shirts and you give me a little butt"...Jordan says "what shirts?"...Jeff says he's just joking, no shirts, they'll worry about it later...Jordan says "no shirts?"...Jeff says he'll give her some stuff for sure...a clapping/clacking sound is heard and then Jeff giggles and the feeds cut out... They return a minute later with Jeff & Jordan not cuddling...Jordan whines about almost falling asleep earlier...Jeff says "oh shut up" and giggles, he then cuddles up to her and covers them...Jordan says she gets hot and then she is freezing in the morning...Jeff says it's fu**ing freezing in the morning...some noise & movement...Jordan says they should go to bed...Jeff says "we are"...Jordan says they keep talking... Jeff pinches Jordan somewhere (boob lol)...Jordan ow's and says "pinched me!"...Jeff starts humming & covers them up (hint hint, he wants to kiss, lol) and the feeds cut out briefly...Jeff is roaming and asks "that tickles too?"...Jordan says "yes!"...Jeff says "Jesus"...Jordan says "I know" Jeff says "will you let me touch you right here?"...Jordan says to tickle her arm...Jeff does but needs to straighten his back out...he says to relax and jokingly says for her to get him some water, now!...she says she won't LOL...Jeff asks if the water thing is fixed?...Jordan doesn't think so...they say "goodnight"...Jordan says to keep rubbing...Jeff pats her arm to signal it's over...Jordan says "no keep rubbing"...Jeff says "don't you hate that?"...Jeff keeps rubbing :) but goofs around...Jordan takes her arm away and squeezes Jeff's chin... Jeff asks if she's looking at him?...Jordan is...Jeff can't really see too much, he says all of this will be green...they hold hands under the covers...Jordan says she's going to sleep with just the sheet...Jeff asks if she is warm now?...Jordan is but says it will be freezing in the morning...Jeff sighs...they lay quiet for awhile...they go back to game talk again for a bit and then Jeff asks about the Almond Joys...Jordan says "and then she was like St. Mary! St. Joseph!" Jeff cracks up 😂 Feeds cut out again and return with Jordan continuing her Renny impersonation...Jeff says "what if she was the host for tomorrow?"...Jordan would freaking love it, she loved Renny, thought she was freaking awesome, she can understand why Renny didn't like Jessie...Jeff says they should keep their mics close by, they're going to get in trouble, who's working tonight Smooth Jazz?... Jordan is talking about leaving her mom a message on her phone and it not even sounding like her...Jeff says you (yourself) are the only one that thinks that, when Jordan makes fun of the way he talks, when he hears himself recorded, he's like "holy shit that's how I talk" and when he is filming something trying not to have an accent he really notices his accent and he's like "holy shit"... Jordan asks what he does he do then?...Jeff says he tries to do it right but he hasn't gotten some things because of his accent...Jordan says "really? wow"...Jeff says nothing make or break but a couple of things here and there, they loved him but his accent is too thick...Jordan asks if he gets shy talking?...Jeff says no, not really...Jordan says Jeff acted normal when he did the nomination ceremony, she was nervous when she did it...Jeff says you could tell, normally he doesn't but his problem is he psyches himself out for something like when he had the power (wizard) he got a little nervous because he was really excited to do it or if he goes for a job he's really excited for, he doesn't do good because he psyches himself out, for jobs he doesn't care about, he nails them but otherwise he's pretty calm. Jordan says she gets nervous in front of people...Jeff says she always gets nervous...Jeff asks how she did through the interviews and the feeds cut out for a couple of minutes...they laugh about Braden maybe not coming to the finale...Jeff says he was here for a week and they talk about him so much, like he's an idol...Jordan says he was the coolest one here...Jeff says it's because he left so fast...Jordan says yeah, he would have gotten on her nerves...Jeff says yeah, if he made one more shake he was going to bust that thing over his head...they laugh...Jeff says for sure he would be final 3 with them because he was so laid back but wait until Jordan sees the fight outside...Jordan laughs...Jeff relives the fight and gets busy distractedly touching the jewels 😜 Jordan says she got rid of Lydia because she was coming after Jeff, they high five...Jeff says it had nothing to do with her calling Jordan a fat ho?...Jordan says that too...Jeff laughs and says he owes her one...Jordan says that helped it definitely but she had to get her out...Jeff says it was the right move at the time...Jeff says his mouth is dry and they talk about the water problem again and how when Jeff lived out there, he never drank tap water, it seemed to give him headaches or maybe it was in his head...Jordan says she can't tell the difference. Jordan says she wants to win HOH so she can get a different letter...Jeff says to not get greedy, get through this game and she'll see her ma soon enough...Jordan says she's sorry, she's not greedy but she does like the bed and would like to sleep in it...Jeff agrees but says they can't get spoiled. Cute convos Part 2 12:47-12:55am Feeds come back with Jeff saying that just for the fact Jordan loved Renny, he would die if she came there  :) ...Jordan sticks out her arm for Jeff to scratch and he does like it without even missing a beat...Jordan says that she would cheer...Jeff thinks there will be some special guest...Jordan says that would be freaking awesome, she was excited to see Dan...Jeff says he was too and she can tell Dan if she ever sees him again, that Jeff talks about him all the time because he does think about it all the time. Jordan and Jeff start talking about the day Dan came to do the HN competition, how Chima put both Jeff & Jordan down saying they were dumb, they drew that picture of them and Dan's eyes got big and he said "whoa" at what was going on...Jeff says that Dan said Jeff was a great sport, he talked to him the whole time because Jessie was ripping on Dan as soon as he walked in plus he wrote Dan on all his sheets pre-BB saying he liked Dan, he was most like Dan, he was the best player, he thought they would get along... Jordan says that the other side wanted Dan to give them a pep talk not JeJo's side...Jeff says when people ask him what his worst day in the BB house was he will say that day, not only the worst day but the most embarrassing...as a house...Jordan agrees saying it was so bad...Jeff says they looked like a bunch of spoiled children, brats...Jordan says the other people did, she wonders what Dan thought about it?..Jeff says he thinks they are a bunch of losers...Jeff says that if he were brought back next season and they acted like that, he would be like "good luck with these psychos...how do you even make a TV show out of that?" Jordan says she made eye contact with her...Jeff says he thinks Dan knew they were together at that point, the whole house was against them already...Jordan says she didn't think he was ugly...Jeff says they said that because they Jessie bashed him and they were just following suit...Jeff says he felt bad that he didn't say goodbye to him because of Jessie, he doesn't know why he cares so much about that...Jordan says Dan said "bitter party of one" referring to Jessie...Jeff says Jessie was throwing a bunch of shots at him...Jordan says now Jeff did the same thing to Jessie as Dan did LOL ...Jeff says what if he won too?...Jordan says that would be so freaking awesome...Jeff says he knows he doesn't have Jessie's vote. Jordan says honestly if she & Jeff made it to final two she wouldn't care who won because 50,000 is better than $400 in your bank account, she needs the money no matter what...Jeff says if her & him get to the finals, it wouldn't matter...Jordan thinks Jeff would beat her if they were final 2...Jeff doesn't know about that, some people might vote for Jordan just to spite him...Jordan says if it's tied America votes...Jeff says that's a toss up too, it would be a coin toss for real...Jeff says it doesn't matter and it doesn't matter to him either because if they both came from the bottom and won it'd be a great story...Jordan says "it really would, we'd need to do interviews together" (they did anyway )...Jeff says it'd be a great whole season, remember they were on the bottom and came back, people will remember that...Jordan compliments Dan's gameplay. Jordan says it would be awesome, she doesn't care, $50,000 is a lot of money too, it would help her so much, if she left there, she would be so mad if she left the 3rd person out with no money, at least Kevin & Russell won an extra $10,000 each...Jeff says they won't see it like that when they leave but later they'll appreciate it...Jeff asks what Jordan would have taken, the money or the Hawaii trip?...Jordan says the money probably...Jeff asks if it was stupid of him?...Jordan says no, not at all...Jeff second guesses his choice saying it will cost him while he's there, if it was all-inclusive it would be awesome...Jordan says Jeff made the right choice, it would be the money...or the trip. LOL Jeff laughs and says would she have rather taken a 20 minute massage in the backyard? No, he thinks he would have taken the 5G's...Jeff gets up to go to the bathroom... Smelling Grandma’s scarf 12:55-1:01am Jeff gets up to go to the bathroom, Jordan asks if Jeff is going downstairs?...Jeff says no, why?...Jordan says her stomach is hurting again...Jeff says he has Advil up there, he brought one up there...Jordan gets up and asks if he does have them?...Jeff says yes, how many does she want, two?...Jordan says three...Jeff asks if she has water? does she want some Vitamin water?...Jeff gets her some from the mini-fridge, they both take some Advil & drink from the same bottle...Jordan says thanks and lays back down...Jeff says they all take Advil like crazy in there, probably because they give each other headaches LOL Jeff comes back from the bathroom and stops by the table to put on some chapstick...Jeff says "I can't believe my ma sent my grandma's scarf"...Jordan hmm's?...Jeff repeats "I can't believe my ma sent my grandma's scarf"...Jeff puts the scarf up to his face and smells it.  :) Jordan says "oh, it was cute"...Jeff says "she knows I love it you know...but what am I going to do with it here?"...Jeff rubs it against his face... Jordan says "I don't know"...Jeff comes back to bed. Cute Convos Part 3 1:01-1:16am Jeff gets back in bed and Jordan goes back to game talk, she says she trusts Natalie without Kevin but not with...Jeff says right, they had to make some kind of bond too...Jordan says she thinks Jeff has a great chance because Kevin says he would owe him if he got Russell out.  Jeff says if he wins the POV tomorrow it will lock up his decision but first he's got to win it...Jeff says he has to get back to being positive, he felt more positive and confident before, that they would get through it, he really believed it...Jordan says Jeff would always say that...Jeff says he knew they would have their time later in the game, to not worry...Jordan says he's been saying it the whole time, isn't it funny how one thing Jeff did flipped everything?...Jeff says he knew it would flip but not that much...Jordan says it was a 180...Jeff says it was crazy. Jeff says the worse part was he couldn't tell Jordan...Jordan says she knows he probably wanted to tell her...Jeff says so bad...Jordan says it was funny Jeff found out when they had the house meeting...Jeff says "yeah...I wanted to tell you cuz I wanted to tell you like don't worry it's going to be okay"...Jordan says she was stressing...Jeff says 20 minutes before the show Jordan was telling him that they were done, there were no more options for them...Jordan says she was in a bad mood...Jeff says "was that when you had your period? no it couldn't have been that...when do you get your period? every other week in here?" LOL Jordan laughs. Jordan says it's funny how Natalie annoyed them so much and now look...Jeff says you have to be careful, not to get confused, remember who those people were before they had power, they didn't give a f**k about them...Jordan says they don't now either...Jeff says that's fine, it's them against the others, the 3 pairs are him/Jordan, Kevin/Natalie, Russell/Michele so let's dance...Jordan says R/M are the stronger pair, they need to break them up...Jeff says when you look at it like that yeah...they go over what they need to do with Michele. Jordan says she's been more distant with him, she knows she has been moody...does Jeff think she's a moody person?...Jeff says no, not a person but she has her moments but in here you can't judge that, he gets moody on the outside but in here he gets annoyed really easily, even by her...Jordan says "really?"...Jeff says no, he's just joking, he says "you know what it is with you, I'm so like close to you that I take a lot of other people's shit out on you ykwim? and I like snap on you when really I want to snap on them but I can't ykwim? and sometimes if you say something just a little bit like that means absolutely nothing and I just snap on you because it's all like built up from throughout the day so I apologize for that but that's what it is" 🥰 Jordan says she was used to talking to Jeff outside all night and then she feels like she doesn't talk to him as much...Jeff doesn't know what she means, at night?...Jordan says since they've been both HOH no but before she felt like she couldn't talk to him as much, they didn't talk...Jeff says she had that week where Michele was attached to her hip...Jordan knows...she takes off her mic saying BB is going to wake them up early...Jeff says at least they're in bed early, it's only like 1. Jordan asks Jeff if he thinks his family is excited now that they're in the final 6?...Jeff thinks that letter was written awhile ago...Jordan asks why?...Jeff explains how it says they are proud of him either way and be strong so it was from when he was down, when everyone was throwing boogers at him LOL and then they added the Mimmo part in there...Jordan wonders if something bad happened to her family that they needed to move?...Jeff says to not start thinking bad, it's for a good reason. They start talking about winning money...Jordan says she wants to win some extra money (on top of the stipend) to help out her situation...Jeff says he wishes Jordan had won the 10G's from the competition instead of Russell...Jordan says Kevin got $5,000 twice...Jeff says it's bullshit he got it for falling off first...Jeff wonders again if he should have taken the money or the trip to Hawaii but ultimately says money comes and goes but a trip like that is awesome, he can make 5G's. They talk about Julie Chen and how much she knows about the show, they think she watches only to keep up with it...talk goes to the live shows...Jeff says you can tell Jordan gets nervous before the show even starts...Jordan knows...Jeff asks why?...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says they're on camera 24/7...Jordan says that's different though, here they are being normal...Jeff says then be normal on there...Jordan says it's live and there are people out there...Jeff just feels it's normal... Jordan says she just gets nervous, here in the house she's comfortable and forgets that there are cameras and people listening...between the feeds cutting in and out they discuss walking out of the house in front of an audience and how cool that will be...feeds cut out… Cute convos Part 4 1:16-1:30am Feeds return with Jordan saying she would have isolated herself kind of like her and Jeff did (I think she's referring to it Jeff would have left the 2nd week)...feeds cut out briefly...Jeff says it was hilarious...Jordan says Russell is a little pussy...Jeff makes fun of how Russell would play the sad card saying he was a loser...Jordan says she doesn't normally wish this on anyone but she doesn't want to see Russell win or come in 2nd place...Jeff agrees and says Russell has played all sides, sure he competes but he's a bigger talker than a competitor, he hasn't won more than him and in the last 3 out of 5 events Jeff has beaten him... Jordan says Russell is evil looking...Jeff says deep down he's alright but he doesn't know who he is inside...Jordan says he changes his personality to suit whoever he is dealing with, she just can't believe his stories, what he says...Jeff doesn't either...Jeff says he kind of feels bad for him...Jordan says when he is talking he is lying...Jeff says he brings it on himself...Jordan says that when she first met him, he asked her so many questions and she thought she didn't trust him, he's one of those sneaky people...Jordan asks Jeff if she ever told him that?...Jeff says no...Jordan says she always thought that in her head. Jeff says "did you tell him you thought I was a goober?" ...Jordan says "no"...Jordan tries to explain that a goober is not a bad thing, she always says that...Jeff says "a douchebag"...Jordan says no, she thought he was nice...Jeff says "no, you didn't"...Jordan says "yes I did, I thought you were nice"...Jeff says "whatever, you can have your own opinion, I had mine about you"...Jordan says "what'd you think?"...Jeff says "whore"...he laughs and says he's just joking...Jordan says omg!...Jordan says "what did you think?"...Jeff says he didn't really think, he wasn't concerned, he was more worried about learning people's names LOL Jeff says Jordan didn't make an impression on him until later on...Jordan says "really?"...Jeff says he kind of breezed over her...Jordan says "thanks"...Jeff remembers thinking "Jordan, that's my cousin's name" when he met her...Jordan says "my dad's name is Jeff"...Jeff says that was all, she was kind of quiet, smiley, whatever...Jordan says she was shy at first...Jeff asks when did they first start talking?...Jordan says she thinks when they were all in the same room...Jordan says she remembers the first day asking this is the cast? wondering who she would be friends with? she thought Laura talked too much, Braden got on her nerves at first, she knew she wouldn't be friends with Natalie & Chima, she thought Lydia would be the cool girl like Nakomis...Jeff says he thought so too, he didn't know she'd be a 4 yr old child...Jordan whispers she thinks she's got other issues...Jordan didn't think she'd be friends with Michele or Ronnie and then there was Jeff who seemed normal...😊 Jeff says nah, you didn't like me at first, you thought I was full of myself, she told him that...Jordan backtracks a little and says well, you know, I kind of thought, the jock looking guy, you might think that they're like that, like Jessie I was right about him, wrong about Jeff (she admitted it! lol)...Jordan says Jeff is nothing like that ☺️...Jordan never thought she would be close to Casey, she didn't know who she would be close with so she felt really weird the first night. Jeff says he thought he would be friends with Casey but he took awhile to crack, he was standoffish at first, then came around, he was friends with Braden right away, he thought he would be friends with Russell but there was something pushing him away from him to be honest with her, Russell tried too hard or something, he doesn't know, he reminded him of his buddies from home but not...Jeff says Laura talked about herself way too much...Jordan says she would get aggravated when Laura would say "it's a southern thing"...Jeff says remember when he used to point out how she would talk about herself. Jeff says "dude, we started like cracking jokes right away, like we got close quick"...Jordan says "we did...our personalities clicked...yeah that was weird, that was only like the second week wasn't it?" Jeff says "yeah Braden was gone 12 and we were already close with Braden you know?"...Jordan says "yeah me and you were already like hanging out"...Jeff says "yeah we got outcasted, we got outcasted, well that fight was 7 days in, it was one week in, so after 7 days I was outcasted"...they laugh...Jeff says "and then you came over" 🥰 Jordan says it was all because Jessie & Russell made that up, Kevin told her that Ronnie wasn't in the storage room, he was...Jeff says they will find out what really happened...Jordan says she thinks Ronnie and Russell had something going, just some things she witnessed...Jordan goes over the events that led up to the fight...Jeff says they will see everything when they get out of there...Jeff says Russell was trying to establish that he was the dominant one in the house and he expected him to back down like a pussy and he was the one who called Russell a fu**ing pussy...Jordan says he looked so stupid... Jeff says if they weren't in the house he would have blasted him in the fu**ing mouth and made him look even stupider...Jeff says when people do that they are not tough, he has been through that in his life...Jeff says it was so long ago he doesn't care about it...Jordan keeps talking about it...Jeff says he tried to make a fool out of him...Jordan says he spelled shotgun...Jeff says he tried to embarrass the f**k outta him...Jordan says if you had a job or were trying to get a job and they saw you attacking someone like that, it would be so bad...Jeff says his job? what about his family, they would say dude, what are you a fu**ing wild animal? where were you raised? he did enough things for his parents to think that, not on national fu**ing television...Jordan says Jeff didn't do anything though...Jeff says no, in his past...Jordan says he kept his mouth shut, he kept his cool. Jordan says "and then I remember you were laying in the GR and you were just like laying there and everybody was walking by looking in the GR not even saying anything to you and I remember I was just like omg are you serious? and that was when I came in there"🥰 Jeff says "I remember" he looks at Jordan "I remember Jordan...that's when you should have kept walking"...Jordan uhhh's...Jeff leans his head in towards Jordan and says "no way"...Jordan says "I laid down with you"...Jeff says "I know, you little cutie" 🥰 ...Jordan says "cuz you said you better go out there or something and I was like no! cuz I knew I liked you better" Cute convos Part 5 1:30-1:37am Jeff & Jordan continue talking...Jordan says she remembers when she cried on the hammock and Russell came out to talk to her, she doesn't know, she just never liked him or cared for him...Jeff asks if that was the time he went in and stuck up for her?...Jordan says no, that was another day, it was something else...Jeff says he said to not even fu**ing start with Jordan because he went inside and said something... Jordan says Lydia started yelling at her...Jeff says they then started yelling at him, he had forgotten about all these fu**ing things, does she remember?...Jordan does and says there were a lot of stones being thrown...Jeff laughs and says they were flying...Jordan goes over who threw the stones, the main people...Jeff says Lydia's didn't even make sense, they were just outbursts like a kid having a temper tantrum, she would scream super loud and run away, it was her thing, she would be loud and move on, just to get attention so others would say hey? what's wrong. Jeff says they are bashing everyone in there...Jordan says well, it's true and she says that Jeff is only the person she didn't bash (in the DR) besides Kevin and Casey...Jeff says Jordan made fun of how he talks...Jordan says no, she made it funny...Jeff says he can't wait to see her DR's about him...Jordan says why?...Jeff says "don't you want to see mine about you?"...Jordan says yeah, oh God, what did you say?...not surprisingly the feeds cut out...they return with Jeff & Jordan bugging each other... Jordan says "oh whatever, you lost"...Jeff says "it hurts?"...Jordan says "so bad"...Jordan says she loves it when she has her head down by his armpit and Jeff says "you love it in there...you always say that"...Jordan says they really need to go to sleep, she's never going to get up tomorrow...Jeff asks if she doesn't want to keep talking about stupid things?...Jordan says "like always?"...Jeff giggles... Jordan says that isn't it funny that if they met up after the show somewhere and ate, they wouldn't know what else to talk about but BB...Jeff says it's because they don't know each other on the outside world...Jordan says "I know, isn't that funny?"...Jeff says they could talk about BB and what they did after up to that point just in their lives but everything would revolve around BB (what in God's name are these two talking about? they constantly talked about stuff OTHER than BB lol)... Jordan says definitely...she has to go back to school, she keeps saying that...Jeff says "uh, if we got together and ate"🤔 ...Jordan says "what? why'd you say it like that?"...Jeff says "what are we going to do? meet for lunch? in Charlotte one day?"...Jordan says she was just giving an example. Jordan says Jeff really has to come down, now that she has her own room, wherever it is that they are living...Jeff says "you think your Ma would dig me?"...Jordan says "oh yeah definitely, my brother would really like you too"...Jeff says "would he say thanks for looking out for Johrrdan?"...Jordan says "mmm, hmm, my mom's real easy to talk to and get along with"...Jeff says "would your grandparents hate me for making out with you?"... Jordan says no, they live in Illinois so he wouldn't have to worry about that...but no, they wouldn't be mad at him for making out with her...Jeff says "are you still going to hook me up with that friend of yours?"...Jordan says "if you want me to"...they both giggle...Jordan says "you want to?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan says "ok"...Jeff says "what's her name?"...Jordan says "who did I say?"...Jeff says "you didn't"...Jordan says "oh".......Jeff says "who would you hook me up with?"...Jordan says "I don't know, you like dark haired girls"...Jeff says "bring me to that salon, I'll hook up with her, I'll hook up myself"...Jordan says "yeah there's a lot of pretty girls that work with me"...Jeff says "I'll come in there...you're so stupid!"...Jordan says "who?"...Jeff says "you"...Jordan says "why?”..Jeff says "we talked about this"...Jordan says "I was just playing along with you, I knew you were doing it to try to aggravate me"... BFF Kiss - he got some tongue ;) 1:37-1:43am Jeff changes the subject of who Jordan would hook him up with by sniffing Jordan's armpit Jordan says "why are you always smelling my armpits?"...Jeff laughs...Jordan says she put on Jeff's Axe deodorant so she smells good...Jeff says "let me see" and tries to sniff again...Jordan says no, it tickles, hang on...she starts giggling as Jeff sniffs...Jeff tells Jordan to smell his neck, she does...Jeff says it's Axe body wash...Jordan giggles...Jordan says "my armpits smell good?"...Jeff pauses and smiles just to see Jordan's reaction...Jordan says "Jeff!?"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "my armpits smell good?"...Jeff pauses again LOL Jordan says "shut up"...Jeff says they smell fine...Jordan says Jeff is trying to make her out to be the smelly person...Jeff stays quiet and smiles :) ...Jordan playfully punches him and says "Jeff!" Jeff says "what if I just passed out, would you get scared?"...Jordan says she would say "hello!" and then she'd be calling production...Jordan brings up the fishy food competition, she wants them to show what happened, she got pissed!...Jeff laughs...Jordan says she looked like a goober... Jeff says they might show it on TV not like it really happened and they're going to be like no, no this isn't what happened...feeds cut out...when they return Jeff and Jordan are cuddling...Jeff rubs Jordan's butt...they keep talking about the fishy comp...Jordan says her stomach still hurts...Jeff says his back too, he's been popping Advil like Pez...Jordan giggles softly...Jeff asks her if she knows what Pez are right?...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff describes a Pez dispenser and Jordan gets it, she says yeah, yeah, she knows what he's talking about...Jeff says yay, she knows something he's talking about...Jordan says she never liked the candies...Jeff says "uh really? I love Pez"...😋 Jeff says "well there's another thing we don't have in common"...Jordan giggles...Jeff says "we like the opposite shit"...Jordan says "mmm, hmm"...Jeff says "it's weird"...Jordan starts to say "but we get along so well"...Jeff says "I know"...Jordan continues "well I don't know if we get along in the real world who knows, but we get along in the BB house"...Jeff says "I think that's harder than the real world"...Jordan says "true"...Jeff says "the real world has more alcohol, makes everybody get along"...Jordan whispers "it makes the world go round". Jeff whispers "I love your butt" 🍑 ...Jordan says "Jeff" and giggles...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "oh my goodness"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "nothin"...Jeff says "I can't say that?"...Jordan says "no, I get embarrassed"...Jeff says "why?"...Jordan says "cuz"...Jeff asks "why is that embarrassing?"...Jordan doesn't know, she says she's been told that a lot...Jeff reaches over and mmm's...Jordan says "it's bootylicious" and she laughs, saying sorry. Jeff moves back a little and Jordan says "goodnight" Jordan says "goodnight Jordan" Jordan kisses her hand and presses it on Jeff's forehead and says "right on the forehead" Jeff says "gimme a kiss"...he reaches over to her chin and kisses her 💋 Jeff says "mmm, mama"...they laugh...Jeff says "ooh, yeah" Jordan says "that was the BFF kiss"💋 Jeff says "no way I got some tongue in there" 👅 Jordan says "no you didn't!" Jeff says "I know, what's up? are we ever going to make out again?" Cute convos Part 6 1:44-1:50am Jeff has just asked Jordan if they're ever going to make out again...Jordan turns away from Jeff and says "what?"...Jeff says "when are we making out again?"...Jordan says "people don't wanna see us making out ok? they wanna hear about us joking around and strategies and stuff" (Ummm, not really, we're strategy-ed out!  ) Jeff says "nah, I think they're fu**ing sick of that, they want some action" ...Jordan says "no they don't!"...Jeff says "you wanna bet?"...Jordan says "just cuz you're horny and umm, you, I don't know"...Jeff says "first of all, if they did a poll people would definitely want some BB action"...Jordan says "no, it can't happen"...Jeff says "I don't know about that" ...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says "how about if you were to be eliminated or fool around what would you do?"...they laugh. Jordan asks if Jeff would honestly, honestly, honestly do it if someone wanted to?...Jeff says "have sex in here?"...Jordan says yes...Jeff says "no, what am I a fu**ing porno star?"...Jordan says it would be awkward...Jeff says you can't do that, on TV...Jordan says she doesn't know, haven't some people done it...Jeff says he knows, but it's no good, they're paying the price for that...Jordan says she's not doing it...Jeff says he's not opposed to a little fooling around...Jordan says "Jeff!"... Jeff says "fu**ing how many days have we been in here? that's a long time"...Jordan says he's got 4 more weeks and they'll be outta there...Jeff says "and then we can f**k around?" LOL ...Jordan says no!...Jeff says "whaddya mean?"...Jordan says "no, we're not, whaddya mean, what do I mean?"...Jeff says "we're getting a room when we get outta here"...Jordan says "I'll kiss you"...Jeff says "f**k yeah"...Jordan says "but we're not fooling around"...Jeff says "whaddya mean?"...Jordan says they're not doing anything...Jeff says "you gonna grab my ass?"...Jordan says she'll squeeze it, pinch it, she laughs. Jeff says "I'm just fu**ing around, unless you're not then I'm not either" 😉😂 Jeff tries to convince Jordan again to stay in LA...he says "but you should try to stay in LA for a couple of days after this if we can, I doubt we can cuz we can't just be like, hey change my flight, I'm sure you're going to want to get home...I'm staying if I can for a couple of days"...Jordan says she doubts she can especially because she is from one end to the other...Jeff says that doesn't matter... Jeff says that if she makes it to the finals her mom will come out there...Jordan says it's exciting, the whole family comes right?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says it'll be freaking awesome...Jeff says what if they make it to the finals and their families come out...Jordan says they can all go out to eat & for drinks...Jeff says "crab legs on the beach"...Jordan doesn't get it...Jeff explains at a restaurant on the beach...Jordan thought it was just grabbing crab legs and eating them on the beach...Jeff says "they're not taffy apples" Jordan says they have to get to the final two...Jeff says for that reason only...Jordan says "that would be a good story Jeff"...Jeff says "I know it would be, I think about it sometimes" 😊 Jeff asks if they are getting sleep or fu**ing around...Jordan says "getting sleep!"...Jeff gets up and says he keeps saying that, production must be sick of it but ask "when are you guys fu**ing around?"...Jordan says they're not Lydia & Jessie...Jeff sits down and says "I know"...Jordan says she was so shocked when she told them that...Jeff lays back down and says Jessie wasn't here but did she notice Jessie would turn red whenever Lydia was mentioned? Jordan says no...Jeff says his face would drop and she'd get a look on her face...they talk about how they'll all badmouth Jeff in the jury house. Jordan says if they vote the way they should, strategy, gamewise, they should vote for Jeff, for him not to worry about he'll do fine...Jordan says "you're a good person, good things happen to good people"...Jeff says "wow, thanks Jordan, I'm rubbing off on you?"...Jordan says "yeah cuz you're being nicer now, now I can tolerate you, you were being kind of mean earlier"...Jeff says "does that mean we can fool around now?" 😇 Jordan says "nooo, no fooling around"...Jeff says "Jordan! never say never"  They get quiet… Cute convos Part 7 1:50-1:55am J&J get quiet but then Jeff does something to Jordan under the covers...Jeff whispers "I know, no fooling around" 😟 Jeff does something again and they laugh...Jeff pats Jordan and says "I'm just playing around"...Jordan says "I know you won't do anything cuz you know I'll smack your hand"...Jeff moves and Jordan says "don't you dare"...Jeff says "I'm not doing anything, I got an itch"... Jeff does something (LOL) and Jordan while giggling says "Jeff"...Jeff laughs...more rustling...Jordan says "let me lock our arms"...Jeff says "is this your move so I can't do anything?"...Jordan says no, she always sleeps like this (yeah sure!)...Jeff says he can't get any rotation like this...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "oh yes I can" and he tries...Jordan says "move your hand"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "don't you dare, geez, sleeping like this" and she uncovers them...Jeff says "relax"...Jordan says "I know you're not going to do anything"...Jeff says "what are you talking about?"...Jordan says "oh, I thought that's why you said relax"...Jeff says "your mind's wandering"... Jeff says "how weird is it going to be to get in your car and drive somewhere?"...Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff says "with your jams"...Jordan says he has to burn her a CD of his jams...Jeff says he's going to get her an iPod when they get out of there...Jordan says to not forget the earrings too...Jeff says that's if I win...Jordan says if she wins she's buying him season tickets to the Bears...Jeff says "we're going on tripsss" (hmmm, first I heard of this LOL)...Jordan says "oh yeah to Hawaii"...Jeff says "no, you win, oh yeah yeah yeah that's right"... Jordan says she was kidding about Hawaii, take whoever he wants to Hawaii...Jeff says they'll go on another trip?...Jordan says yeah...they agree to split the cost...Jeff says "and we're going to f**k around a little bit?"...Jordan still says no...Jeff says "what? on a vacation" ...Jordan says "why do we have to?"...Jeff says they don't have to but a little bit? if they go somewhere on the beach they have to fool around a little bit?...Jordan says they can kiss, that's as far as she'll go Jeff says "what? kiss? I'm 31" <----I think this is one of the funniest things Jeff said all summer! 🤣😂🤣 Jordan says "well go find yourself someone that will"...Jeff says "oh be quiet, you know you're gonna fool around, don't try to be a good girl for TV" ...Jordan gets all defensive and says she's not, he can ask anybody, all her friends can vouch, she's only been with one person, she swears to God...Jeff says he knows, he believes her...Jordan says she's weird, her mind starts thinking crazy things...Jeff asks "can you scratch my back crazy since you can't scratch my front?"  Jeff says he's just playing plus it will relax him and he'll shut up...he turns on his belly...Jordan starts scratching. Cute convos - JeJo finally fall asleep 1:57-2:07am Jordan starts scratching Jeff's back saying that she finds it so funny that Jeff is always asking her to make out, also during the HOH comp when he tried to kiss her...Jeff says the DR asked him about that...Jordan says she told them Jeff was just kidding...Jeff says me too...Jeff says the DR said that Jordan made him look like a fool and Jeff was "that fu**ing bitch"...Jordan uhhh's and slaps Jeff...Jeff says "I was joking Jordan, I'm sure I said that, tsk!". Jeff says "did you ever go to a museum?"...Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff says "did you like them?"...Jordan says not really, they're alright, in 5th grade they had a sleepover at the museum...Jeff says that's awesome, was it cool?...Jordan says there were different things, space stuff, dinosaurs, just everything...Jeff says that's cool...Jordan says in 5th grade it was...Jeff says he loves museums (another opposite for Jeff & Jordan lol)...Jordan says that her mom went as a chaperone, they had a DJ late at night, it was weird, they slept in sleeping bags, the next day they watched a 3D movie, she hasn't been since then. Jeff asks about the zoo, does she like the zoo? Jordan says she hasn't been since she was 10...Jeff asks if they have an aquarium like the Shedd Aquarium in Chicago? Jordan isn't sure but thinks there's one downtown...Jordan says seriously Jeff has to come down one weekend, she can take him downtown and then to local bars where she lives...Jeff says he for sure will come down to visit...Jordan says he can stay at her mom's...Jeff says he'll stay at a hotel...Jordan insists he stay at her place, her friends always do when she invites them...Jeff says he will visit her for sure...Jordan says she can sleep with her mom and Jeff can stay in her room now...Jeff says "no way, I'm sleeping with you and your mom"...Jordan says "omg" Jeff says he would see her, probably Casey & Braden just when he's in LA...Jordan says he'd be the one who wouldn't show up...Jeff says he'll be at space camp...Jordan says she wishes they could have a night where they could all go out with everyone...Jeff says that is what the Vegas thing is for, no one knows what it is and that is what it's supposed to be for, who knows? and if he has to pay there's a good chance he's not going, unless he's the winner and then he's paying for their suite and they're getting busy. Jeff says "We definitely have to fool around in Vegas "...Jeff continues "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas so it's like it never happened"...Jordan says "I think you're just horny"...Jeff says "what are you talking about?"...Jordan says "cuz it's probably been awhile"...Jeff says "probably?"...Jordan says "it has been awhile"...they laugh. Jeff says "have you been here too or what?" LOL Jeff says "whatever, we're fooling around when we get out of here"...Jordan says "Jeff!"...Jeff says "what, you always hide in there" as Jordan puts her head near Jeff's armpit. Jordan says "you're talking about it like that now, if you're drunk you'll be attacking me"...Jeff says "oh yeah"...Jordan says "I'll have to hide"...Jeff says "I'll be all over you in public"...Jordan says "nooo, people don't like to see that, don't you hate when people make out in public?"...Jeff mmm hmm's and says "PDA?"...Jordan says "I used to feel stupid even holding someone's hand in public but now I mean..." Jeff says "we'll throw down with your friends and drink and have fun"...Jordan says they would have so much fun...Jeff says he'd get annoyed because her friends all talk like they do...Jordan says they all talk like that...Jeff says they would drive him fu**ing bananas...Jordan says they all talk and act the same, crazy, he would love them though... Jordan says she has a variety of friends, her work friends, her friends from school, etc...feeds cut out...they return with Jordan patting Jeff saying she's done scratching his back...they get cozy, Jordan thinks it's close in to 3am, Jeff says no more like 2am...Jeff reaches over and kisses Jordan's neck/shoulder 3 times and gets comfy in his spot...Jeff tries to kick the covers off his feet and then says he feels so bad when she is so sound asleep and he has to roll over, he feels like he's going to wake her up and she'll get cranky...Jordan says no, she doesn't get cranky, only sometimes...Jordan says they are going to be so tired tomorrow...Jeff says it's not as late as she thinks, plus they can nap...Jordan says true, now she knows why Natalie and them stayed up here a lot, it's comfy...they finally quiet down and drift off to sleep Jeff mmms 9:29am Jeff and Jordan have been woken up by BB, lights are on but they are still lazy...Jordan is laying in bed facing the far wall...Jeff has gotten up but gets back in bed and situates himself under the covers to his liking, he says he can't believe how cold it gets in the mornings, what's that all about?... Jeff whispers "Johrdann"...Jordan hmm's?...Jeff asks if she's going to sleep?...Jordan mmm, hmm's saying she's going to try to...Jeff says "and then they're going to wake us up again"...Jordan says "at 12"...Jeff says "no"...Jordan says "what time? normally they wake us up at 12, pick players and then it (POV) normally starts like at 2"...Jeff says they don't have to pick players...Jordan says that's right, then they won't get woken up til later... They are quiet for a few seconds and then Jeff reaches over to rub Jordan's butt... Jeff MMMM's :) and they get quiet again… I couldn’t find the light 9:47-9:56am Jeff and Jordan are in bed. Jordan snuggles up to Jeff's armpit, she says it better not smell, he says to get in there, she does and hugs him tight...they giggle...Jeff asks Jordan what she is laughing at and she says she was thinking of something funny from the DR...Jeff says it's going to be funny watching what she said...Jordan says he won't be mad at anything she said...they get quiet...Jordan then says she can't breathe in there... Jeff says it's warmer there and his nose is cold like an Eskimo. Jordan snuggles up to his chest. Jordan starts talking game, Jeff wants to fool around. Jordan says No! Jeff kisses her and says oh, yeah! Jordan says No! Jordan starts up with her game play strategy again. Jeff says she's covering every single fu**ing dreadful angle there is to make me sick every single day. Jeff asks her why she didn't go over if Nat won, if he won, if you won, etc. He says yeah right because you just like thinking about anything you want..Jordan says here come the stones... Jeff says she's so random like what if we had to ride horses and she rode a horse but she wasn't that good at the comp and Natalie has long hair...whaddya think about that? Jordan tells Jeff to stop...Jeff says he's serious, does she have any horseback riding abilities?...Jordan says no...Jeff says they're finished then cuz the next comp will probably be horseback riding, that's what he was thinking. Jeff gets under the covers and kisses Jordan and rolls on top of her. Lots of rolling around and protesting from Jordan...Jeff asks if they can just sleep a little before she starts with her brainstorming?...they laugh...Jeff goes for Jordan's neck, more squealing "No, Jeeffff!"...Jeff playfully tells her to stop fu**ing around...Jordan giggles and squeals but can't get out from under the covers, she finally does and her hair is a mess. Jeff says to quit messing around, he has church going grandparents. She says she couldn't find the light. Jeff says that was an excuse, she had busy hands under there...Jeff cracks up saying he's just playing...Jordan says "duh!"...Jeff asks if Jordan wants to scratch his back in the morning?...Jordan's not so sure...Jeff says she's not doing anything else unless she wants to go over scenarios...Jordan says no, he'll make fun...he says he's not...Jordan starts scratching...Jeff wants to know another scenario...Jordan doesn't know any...Jeff says to tell him one with 2 former HG's coming back, that should be realistic...Jordan asks if he had 2 HG's to pick who would he pick?...Jeff sarcastically says that's easy, Ronnie and Jessie...they talk a little more game and then get quiet... Jeff’s spy screen smile 9:57am Jordan is still scratching Jeff's back, she asks Jeff if there might be a guest host for the veto comp?...BB calls Jordan to the DR...Jordan gets up and starts fixing herself to get ready...Jeff says what did they talk about last night?...Jordan says she forgot...Jeff says remember they thought there might be a guest host and she hoped it would be Renny, doesn't she remember that?...Jordan says oh yeah!...Jeff says oh f**k!...Jordan says he's driving her bananas... Jeff says he is? they stay up talking for 3 hours going over everything and she doesn't know anything, she comes up with a scenario involving pigeons, he doesn't know where her brain is, Jesus...Jordan says "Jesus sista"...Jeff puts on his contacts, Jordan gets a clip from the bathroom, clips up her hair, gets her blanket and leaves the bedroom to go to the DR...Jeff kicks off his slippers, sits down and while taking a sip of water looks towards the spyscreen at Jordan walking by, a cute smile comes upon his face😊 Jeff says Oh yeah 12:19-12:24pm Jeff, Jordan & Michele have been napping upstairs in the HOH before the POV comp...Jeff & Jordan get up and are giggling over the fact that they can barely tell there is a person under the covers (Michele) and that she is making noises...Jordan claps her hands to try and get Michele to moan...Michele wakes up and Jordan says that she was mmm'ing and she clapped to see if she would moan. Jeff playfully pushes Jordan onto the bed...Jeff sits down on the round chair, he tells Michele that he wanted to hear a more elaborate moan, he has only heard her say no...Jordan asks what time it is?...Jeff says 12...Jordan says she is ready to play for the POV...they get quiet...Michele fake yawns and says she's going to go back to napping...Jordan gets up and spins Jeff around, he laughs but he stops after a couple of spins because it's going to make him sick. Jordan goes to sit on the chair/Jeff's lap and Jeff pulls her hips down towards him and says "Oh yeah"... Jordan gets embarassed and says "Jeefff!"...Jeff says what? he was just relaxing... Jordan then grabs Jeff's picture of him, Mimmo & Barry and she says it's weird seeing him with a watch...Jeff says "let me see my throw down", he wonders what watch it was?...he figures it's his Kenneth Cole watch, the black one...Jeff keeps looking at the picture and he smiles saying "Barry"...he wonders where the hell they were?... Jeff realizes where they were, it was Hooters LOL...Jordan says "it was?"...Jeff says yeah...feeds switch out...they return shortly after, Michele has left to go to the DR...Jeff says "I can't even talk to her"...Jordan changes the view on the spycam and sits down, they start talking about Russell... Ignoring Russell & not asking Michele questions leads to another tiff 12:24-12:53pm At some point while Jeff & Michele were napping, Jordan was awake and heard Russell knocking at the HOH door but ignored him...Michele has been called to the DR and Jeff & Jordan get a chance to talk… Jeff and Jordan are talking about Russell coming up and Jordan not opening the door for him...Jeff tells Jordan that it was a stupid, dumb thing to do, next time not to do that even though there isn't going to be a next time...Jordan opens her eyes wide at Jeff...Jeff says all she has to do is say "what's up?" and then pretend you're sleeping and say you'll talk later, now he's downstairs fuming and wondering a million things about why they didn't answer the door... Jordan asks Jeff what he and Michele were talking about when she was listening to Bob Marley? anything?...Jeff says no, she said her and Russell don't talk about stuff...Jordan says Michele is sticking up for Russell...Jeff says that Michele says that Russell is all about the final 4...Jeff says he presented Michele with a scenario where she played dumb, as if she hasn't thought of that fu**ing scenario, of course she has and she doesn't say anything? f**k her! Jeff says she is being sneaky and he can't stand her giggling, he hates it, he can't stand it...Jordan says they have to split them up, if Russell wins the POV maybe they should backdoor her...both Jeff & Jordan think they will win the POV...Jeff wonders how they are going to get Michele to use the veto if she wins it...Jeff says he told Michele that her and Russell are attached at the hip now and Michele said they're in the HN room...Jeff says that Michele is lying when she says that her and Russell don't talk about stuff and he brings up the fact that she should feel bad after he called them both out in the BY and got made fools of...Jordan says she is being sneaky. Jeff, in an agitated tone, tells Jordan that is why he wanted her to fu**ing talk when she was "pretending" to listen to Bob Marley, she could have asked a question or two too...Jeff says for her not to give him this look that says that he always turns on her or that he's saying she never does anything because she just didn't, she could have said something, she could have answered the door because now they will say that Jeff didn't answer the door and then they say Jeff asked them all the questions... Jordan just stares at Jeff... Jeff says for Jordan to not tell him that she's not sitting back and not doing anything because that's exactly what she's doing and if she doesn't think she is, take it the way she will because why she didn't ask any questions? Jordan says she doesn't know, she figured he would do it...Jeff says "because you thought it was so comfortable for me to ask the questions? I don't want to talk to her either"...Jordan says fine, when Michele comes back she will ask her some questions... Jeff says he's just saying and that they have the same conversation every night, she could ask her too, she's more her friend than he is so she would get more out of her...Jordan notices on the spyscreen that Michele is coming and says "shut up...you're always yelling at me"... Jeff starts to talk...Michele walks in and Jordan says "I know, but why do you always have to yell at me"...Jeff says he's a loud talker...Jordan says "I know but you're always"... Michele hugs Jordan and says it's ok Jordo...Jordan says "he's always yelling at me" (there goes Jordan again playing the victim card and making Jeff look bad, sharing personal business, not a fan of her doing this)..Jordan says to Michele "so what do you think about everything?"...Jeff asks Michele what that hug was for?...Michele says she likes to hug Jordo...Jeff gets pissed saying Michele doesn't even know what Jordan said so why is she hugging her and not him?...Michele says "sorry Jeff"...Jeff gives Jordan a look...Jordan says "what Jeff!!?"...Michele says Jeff is mean... Jeff says how does Michele know what she said? she could have been calling Michele a fu**ing asshole right before she walked in and then she hugged her for that? why do people automatically assume Jordan is always cute and right?...Michele awkwardly giggles saying that Jeff is getting mad for nothing...Jeff says Michele walked in and just assumed something and don't tell him that she doesn't have a problem assuming things because she assumes a lot in this house...Michele goes to hug Jeff too but he doesn't want one...she's banned! (he should have banned her stupid hugs permanently!)...Jeff says people are about to get laid out in there. Jeff looks at Jordan and makes fun of Jordan saying "what? were you gonna cry and go bake cakes for people?"...Jeff & Michele laugh but Jordan is not amused, she is pissed!...Michele says she came in at the wrong time and she should leave now...Jeff says you gave Jordan a hug when maybe she is wrong...Michele says everyone is wrong...Jeff says he is probably wrong but he's sticking to his points. Michele says "you're cute when you're angry" GAG ME🤮 Jeff smiles and pulls at his hair in frustration...he asks if anyone wants cheese LOL...Jordan nods no and Michele says she'll have some cheese...Jeff asks what is wrong with Michele?...Michele says she can't fu**ing eat...Jeff says oh yeah, shit...Jeff asks Jordan if she wants to try it? even if she did, she wouldn't want it because she is mad at what he said, they'll try it later alright?...Jordan gives him a look... Jordan turns the talk to game...she asks Michele what she thinks about everything?...Michele says she's sticking to the plan, she doesn't want to get shanked. Jordan - huh?...Michele says she is kidding but remember the time you guys threatened us...Jeff says who? oh, when we were outside and I couldn't get to the bottom of whatever the f**k was going on, somebody was lying...Jeff & Jordan humor Michele by going along with the idea they are getting rid of Kevin...Jeff asks a hypothetical scenario for the following week to see what Michele will say, she doesn't exactly inspire confidence in Jeff and Jordan with her answers...basically Jeff & Jordan put the boots to Michele for the next 20 minutes or so. Jeff smiles at Jordan and she says what?...Jeff says nothin', I know you're upset with me, it's ok... Michele asks if they are seriously mad?...Jeff says that Jordan is for things he says...Jordan looks genuinely upset...Michele says she deserved a hug then...Jeff says she didn't know that, don't get him started... This exchange below was a pre-cursor to the big fight between Jeff and Jordan that caused them to sleep separately 3 nights later and the ensuing conversation about keeping things between them... Michele then points to Jordan and says "you told me that you guys got into a fight"...Jeff (again never liking when Jordan would tell their personal business) says she was just joking...Jordan says "we bicker"...Jeff says "yeah, that's better...and don't tell people, you see how that comes off already, what you say in this house, we got in a fight joking and she goes they got in a fight and she tells Russell hey, it's good they're fighting and then all of a sudden the whole house thinks we're fighting because you cracked one joke" Michele says she knew Jordan was being "jokey"...Jordan says that they were bickering...Jeff says if you want to see fighting wait outside the door...Jordan says she thinks she is going to sleep in the SS room tonight and give Jeff his space (foreshadowing moment)...Jeff mutters ok...Jordan says she thinks Jeff is getting annoyed so she'll leave him alone...Jeff mutters ok... Jeff says she is going to change her mind in 5 mins anyways so don't worry about it...Jordan says she won't, she will sleep there because she can tell Jeff is getting irritated with her. Jeff did NOT sound thrilled with this...he says he's not getting irritated with her...Jordan says she can tell, he's like a time bomb, she can just tell...Russell walks in...Jeff says it's because she says goofy shit... Jeff wants to explain what happened...he asks Russell if he came up earlier? Jordan didn't get the door...Russell shows how he stood at the door and left...Jordan asks why he didn't come in?...Jeff says he had his headphones on, he fell asleep and when he woke up Jordan told him someone came to the door and she didn't feel like talking, he told her why didn't she just open the door to let him know they were sleeping?.. Jordan says the door was unlocked...Russell says "Jordan, you made me feel like a yo-yo"...Jeff says he knows that's how it feels when you're out there...Jordan repeats the door was unlocked...Jeff swears he was sleeping with his headphones on...Russell says that clip is going to be on TV...Jordan who is now even more pissed that Jeff called her out in front of Russell says it won't be, it was Jeff was sitting with his headphones, she was halfway asleep and didn't feel like getting the door and the remote was on the table, she didn't know who it was so she didn't say anything and Jeff yelled at her...Jeff says he didn't, Jordan says he did...Jeff says to come to his own conclusion...Russell says if they want to be alone, he doesn't mind...Jordan in a loud tone says "no, the door's unlocked though!"...Russell says he doesn't barge in...Jeff sees what Russell means... Russell tries to make a joke about the whole thing and lighten the mood and it kind of works...Jordan says that Jeff was being...but she doesn't say anymore...the tension is diffused temporarily when they start joking about Casey...Jeff thought his speech was good even though others thought it wasn't...feeds cut out... Jordan flips Jeff the bird 12:59-1:02pm The feeds were cut off and when they return Jordan is not up in the HOH...Jeff is up there talking to Russell & Michele...Jeff spies Jordan coming up to the HOH door, he jumps out of bed and locks the door to show Jordan a lesson about ignoring people at the door...Jordan groans...she knocks and waits for a bit to see if someone answers and Jeff waits inside the HOH with a sly grin on his face...Jeff opens the door when he sees on the spy screen that Jordan is walking away, he laughs and keeps telling her to come here but she is not amused...she flips him the bird all the way down the spiral staircase... Russell & Michele ask why she is mad?...Jeff says it's because he is busting her balls, what she did earlier was rude, if he knocked and someone didn't answer he'd be so pissed, he fell asleep with his headphones on and didn't hear Russell knocking and when he asked Jordan after why she didn't answer, she said she just didn't feel like talking, it looked stupid...Russell says it's alright, is she like that because of her period?...Jeff says yeah, she's so pissed all the time, he says one thing and she's pissed, she had 5 days of whatever the f**k  that thing was and now it just started... Watch the quad cam to see the whole thing evolve...what is interesting is that at the same time Jeff is bitching to Russell & Michele, saying that Jordan is really pissed at him (I think Jeff felt bad at this point) Jordan is downstairs complaining to Kevin and Natalie that Jeff is mad that she ignored Russell earlier in the HOH and locked her out just now. As Jeff would say Good Times!! 🥴 The feeds would go to trivia shortly after this for the POV comp (the banana one)...Jordan wouldn't be seen again until after the feeds come back... Jeff after the tiff 1:22-1:42pm After Jeff had (half) jokingly locked Jordan out of the HOH room, Jordan is nowhere in sight and Jeff (in bed) is with Russell (in a chair at the little table) and Michele (in the round chair) in the HOH room... Jeff & Russell talk sports while Michele sits quietly listening...feeds go off for 10 mins... A LOT more sports talk...Russell then asks "is Jordan really still downstairs?"...Jeff, who has been pretending to be sleepy, hoping they would leave, says "yeah" with a grin...Russell tells him he might have some making up to do...Jeff says she's got some relaxing to do Oh Jeff 😬 More awkward, forced conversation, control room, etc...Jeff gets called out by production for obstructing his microphone...he says "I'm not talking" although he had been...his tone was almost like "I'm DONE talking"... Russell gets up to use the HOH bathroom, he walks into the stall and says "tampons, huh?"...Jeff says, "yeah, I know"...Russell says "something you need to tell me, Jeff?"...Jeff responds "it's like I'm fu**ing married with no luxuries"...Russell and MIchele giggle...Jeff is thoughtful and sings a line from "Cry Me a River"  :) Russell leaves to make coffee and Michele tries to start her pathetic flirting 🤢 Jeff puts on the headphones and ignores her so she leaves THE FIGHTING LEADS TO THIS DURING THE POV COMP Shower after the POV 4:20-4:25pm The feeds return after the POV to Jeff taking a shower in the HOH bathroom...Jordan is in her Easter egg towel...she asks him what he's saving his wine for?...Jeff says "maybe tonight?"...Jordan says no, she says they should save his wine for when they are left in the final 2...Jeff peeks over the shower door and says "so we can make bad decisions?"...Jordan "no!" LOL Jordan says when Jeff gets out of the shower she has something she wants to say...Jeff says when she gets in there (shower) he has something he wants to do Jordan laughs...Jeff steps out of the shower saying this season is all about saving energy and stuff so from now on they should just shower together, they are doing the world a favor, not just them ;) ...Jordan says "we're doing you a favor"...Jeff says he just cares about the environment LOL Jordan says she will wait to shower to talk, she doesn't want to irritate him...Jeff says no, they have time, he's going to stand there and put lotion on, get in there but btw she's making him sick with her dirty legs, she's getting dirt everywhere, just shower...Jordan gets ready to shower...Jeff throws her clothes on the floor of the shower...Jordan comments on how she couldn't get up the slide during the comp. Jeff mentions the cheese again and Jordan says she'll have some maybe later, she was mad at him at the time and didn't want any...Jeff asks if she's still mad at him?...Jordan hmmm's and says not as much...Jeff says a little bit?...Jordan said he hurt her feelings...Jeff says "do I need a good talking to later?"...Jeff moves towards the shower and says "do you wanna work this out in the shower? he's got something he could work out in the shower" LOL...Jordan tells Jeff that he has to stay up there because they need to talk...Jordan gets in the shower and asks Jeff for a towel...she pokes her head out and gives Jeff the cutest smile... Jordan says "thanks, thanks BFF" and takes her shower... Shower & shave chat 4:26-4:31pm While Jordan showers, Jeff shaves...before he does, he randomly says "Jordo"  :) Jeff says competitions are so much more fun when you win...Jordan gets grossed out by a banana peel (she brought in from the comp), she says she's actually going to wear the shorts (from the comp)...Jeff says he's going to love his shorts, he loves the shorts from Target...Jordan says Jeff's going to have to talk to her in a little bit because she can't hear a word he's saying...Jeff says it's not important. Jeff continues talking to her LOL...he asks Jordan where her compact mirror is?...Jordan tells him it should be in her makeup bag, it's not, he keeps looking...Jordan says her Luminous stuff isn't going to last too much longer...Jeff says "it's not in there Jordo" :) Jordan says to grab her foundation compact...Jeff says it's ok, it's not that bad, he just wants to do the back of his neck but they can do it later...Jordan says she'll do it for him tonight...Jeff says ok. Jordan says she loves getting messy like that, doesn't he?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says she can't believe she was the first one out...Jeff says he knows and there were a thousand Ronnies...Jordan says all the others had already gotten there and she knew they'd all be right and then there she was...Jeff asks what did I tell you about not quitting though?...Jordan says she didn't quit did she?...Jeff says she didn't...Jordan says she got the banana, went up there and waited...Jeff says good for you...Jordan says even though she couldn't get up the fricken thing...Jeff says good job but it didn't matter...Jordan asks Jeff if he's excited?...Jeff says "that I won?...yeah"...Jordan asks if this is his first POV?...Jeff says "no, second, remember I took myself off the block?"...Jordan says "oh yeahhhhhh" This next part sounds like a mafia movie lol Jordan says "I forgot about that Gucci" Jeff says "I got all the power now sista" Jordan says "yeah you do" Jeff says "nobody makes a move without me" :) Jordan says again she can't hear him...Jeff says it doesn't matter...Jordan continues talking again LOL she says it was so funny when Jeff said he had a banana...Jeff says Michele was so nervous, she got all freaked out when Jeff made a noise, you can definitely rattle her...Jeff finishes up and says he needs to have a good DR sesssion...FISH... JeJo banter - making a deal 4:33pm When the feeds return from fish...Jordan is out of the shower in a towel and Jeff is about to do his hair... Jeff says "see, when you say scenario, please tell me who is eliminated before you say the scenario, not 2 weeks from now when 6 people are still here, alright?" Jordan says "okay...gotcha" Jordan then says "and when I talk to you will you not like yell at me or raise your voice at me?" Jeff says "deal! but if you give one scenario with 6 people here 2 weeks from now, it's over, deal's off" Jordan says "ok, ok you lost" Jeff says "you lost!" Jordan says "gotcha...geez" Jeff says "I'm not yelling, I'm explaining the rules" Jordan cutely says "what happened, what happened to the Jeff I met?...I'm just kidding"  :) Jordan says this is what happens when you get in power, you fight..Jeff says "no, you're getting power hungry, you're drinking the juice that everyone else was drinking, you gotta keep it cool sister"...Jordan says she's trying...Jeff says there's a long way to go and this week is crucial... Post POV talk in the HOH 4:34-4:50pm Jeff finishes up fixing his hair and Jordan gets dressed after taking her shower...they continue talking game... Jeff says that next week and this week are crucial and he thinks he's pulling the trigger...Jordan says she thinks he should...Jeff says he thinks it's going to happen, it's the smartest move for himself... Jordan bends down to get her hairbrush from the bottom drawer and Jeff says that he was going to "blow" one right there...Jordan says that would be kind of funny...Jeff farts and says see, that's the one that would have been on her...Jeff says to leave the whitestrips out, he'll do them later tonight...Jordan wraps her hair in a towel saying they need to start talking... Jeff and Jordan poke fun at Michele saying she gets so into the competitions and was crying...Jeff says the slide was pretty hot though....Jordan has unwrapped her hair now and proceeds to destroy her wet hair with vigorous brushing 😯 Jeff picks up his letter on the table and starts looking it over...Jordan says Jeff is doing what she did, she kept reading hers over and over again...Jeff puts some cologne on and FISH...when feeds return J&J are sitting at the table talking game... Jordan tells Jeff what was going on during the POV comp, how Natalie was talking to her about the game, where the bananas were and she didn't want Russell to see them talking, she saw Russell looking over at them...Jordan says she has a major feeling she'll be targeted if Russell stays, she says she told Jeff that if he won the POV it was a sign, she has been saying her prayers, this is a major opportunity... Jordan says she was hoping that Michele wouldn't win POV, she knew Russell was pulling for Michele, it just shows that Russell is not with them...Jeff knows, he saw it too during the competition...Jordan says Russell wanted Michele to win...Jeff says oh, yeah...Jordan says they definitely have to break them up...Jeff says he didn't like the talk he had with Michele this morning. Jeff says he isn't throwing Jordan under the bus by any means and for her not to get too paranoid but he's going to tell them (K&N) that if he takes them off the block...Jordan interrupts saying that she thinks Jeff should save Natalie...Jeff says he's taking Kevin off because he's a better player and he'll tell Natalie to not worry about one thing, they have the votes (to get Russell out)...Jordan tells Jeff that Natalie swore to her that if she doesn't go home this week that Jordan and Jeff would never go up, she'll be so loyal to them, she owes it to them both...Jeff says Natalie is saved either way...Jordan says she promised Natalie she's safe...Jeff asks when she told her that?...Jordan says after the POV...Jeff says he has a couple of days to think about it, the ceremony is Monday, nothing is set. Jordan says this is Jeff's chance to get Russell out, they need to break up Russell and Michele and that Jeff made a good point, they can't go up against them two, they're too strong...Jeff asks that people stop saying that Russell is the best fu**ing competitor in there because he doesn't win everything...Jordan says she knows, she's just saying...Jeff says Russell is no gift to God, he says he goes in the DR and they tell him he's the best competitor they've ever had, STFU! Jordan thinks Russell needs to go...Jeff says he has a million reasons why, first off the vote for Jessie, he doesn't know why but he can't swallow the pill...they both agree that they can't trust Michele either...Jeff says she's acting fishy...Jeff imitates how Michele looks when she's lying/hiding something, she has no poker face at all...Jordan says it was weird that Russell told Michele they couldn't talk during the day because it looked suspicious, aren't they all supposed to be a team?...Jeff says yeah, he's an idiot...Jordan says she has a good feeling about them getting rid of Russell... Jeff says he's going to tell them (K&N) that if he takes them off the block, he doesn't go up period, Jordan isn't the target and Michele is the target and then they go to Michele and tell her they're final 3, if Michele wins, it's Kevin out, then they go to the finals with Natalie once they get Michele out (if it was only that easy! 🙁 ) ...they go over the plan details and possible scenarios Jordan thinks it's meant to be after both of them winning back to back HOH's & POV's...Jeff says he thinks Kevin is a man of his word 😬...Jordan says it feels right doing it this way, she doesn't have a bad feeling...Jeff likes it too but is going to go over every option...Jeff tells Jordan to not say it's happening for sure, keep them guessing so they'll even be more grateful after and be willing to offer them more in return for safety (how'd that work out for you? ugh)...Jordan asks if she won HOH again who she would put up? she'd probably put up Kevin and Michele...FISH... Farting grossies 4:51-4:56pm The feeds return with Jeff bashing Michele saying she's "stupid crazy"...Jordan says she was getting anxious during the comp when it was down to Jeff and Michele...Jeff says he kind of knew he was going to win...they talk a little about the banana comp...Jordan says Russell still doesn't trust Jeff...Jeff says he shouldn't because he feels like telling him right now that "he gawn"...Jordan giggles... Jeff looks through the mini fridge and asks if Jordan wants the little pizza, he'll have a little piece of it...Jordan does...Jordan says that Natalie is so funny, she's like a little rat...Jeff casually rips a fart 🤢 Jordan says "OMG Jeff!"...Jeff says "Jordan...it's gross"...Jordan asks if Jeff is really this gassy all the time?...Jeff says no, he swears to God he's not, he gives her a reason to not believe it but...Jordan asks if she just brings the gassiness out of him?...Jeff says no, he thinks it's the stress in the house...Jordan asks stress makes him gassy?...Jeff doesn't know, it's something...Jordan says it's something in the air...Jeff says he doesn't rip them like this all the time...Jordan says it seems like he does... Jeff asks if BB is going to make a little thing on TV about that because they ask him about farting and they asked her...Jordan says definitely because they asked her about her farting too...Jeff says they're going to show them laying in bed (farting)...Jeff says "eww Jordan we're going to look like grossies"...Jordan says "you told America I stink!"...Jeff giggles...Jordan says "now, you think guys are going to go out with me? no, they'll think I'm the smelly girl" (you don’t have to worry about that Jordan 😉) Jeff says "hey smelly, you want a drink?" LOL! Jeff then says Russell must be shitting right now for sure huh?...Jordan says he's going to put on a fake front like he's excited (for Jeff)...Jeff says what would he do if Russell won HOH and POV? he'd be uhhhh! he's got to be dying, he's got no control...Jordan says Russell was staring at her and Natalie...Jeff says it's going to be a long couple of days...Jordan says he'll either go vocal and yell (yep!) or go quiet and talk to the other side for votes... Jeff says Russell will approach the other side...Jordan says Jeff has to talk to them beforehand...Jeff says he'll tell them for their safety, they must vote the way he wants...Jeff counts the votes just to make sure he has them to get Russell out, he does...Jeff then says they might as well make a big pizza and he takes the smaller one downstairs to put in the freezer...he leaves... Yeah baby 5:15pm Jeff is putting away dishes in the kitchen...Jordan joins him...Jeff puts away something in the cabinet under the counter where they eat and as they walk by each other, Jordan touches his butt...Jeff says "yeah baby"...Jordan stands by the sink...Jeff purrs :) and takes a sip of his drink, he approaches Jordan, gets real close to her and whispers "make out?"...Jordan says hmm and presses her face against his neck... Jeff says "yeah, that was close enough"...he grabs the tongs and tries to pinch her boob with them and they laugh. Seen in this video at the 3:13 mark https://youtu.be/1SGixrJyqWU Kitchen chat 5:46-7:10pm The whole house (except Russell) chat in the kitchen. Jeff squeezes Jordans cheek at one point when she was telling a cute story. 90210, Gremlins, The Simpsons, J&J talk a while about their serving days, watching past seasons of BB in sequester, Jeff talks about Diane looking like his ex girlfriend & they talk about Diane & Drew. Jeff says Diane reminds him of Lydia (acting like a school girl), Lydia's obsession with Jessie, Talk turns to Jessie (SO FUNNY), Jeff gets fired up when Natalie tells them that Jessie said Jordans way of choosing the Have Nots was a cop out, Jeff's impersonations of Jessie. Michele goes off when Natalie says Jordan was the only one who liked Jeff week one. A LOT of Jessie Talk… Slap on the butt/pinch on the cheek 7:17pm Jordan & Jeff are outside with the other HG's discussing laundry...Jordan says she's going to lay down she's tired...Jeff follows her inside and asks her where she is going?...Jordan says, as she closes the sliding glass door, that she's going to lay down for a second...Jeff comes in and slaps her butt...Jordan asks if he cares?...Jeff says no, he's going outside...Jordan says she'll probably listen to his jams. Jeff saunters up to Jordan and says when I come upstairs will we make out?...Jordan slaps his belly and says no, she pinches his cheek. Jeff says later? when you say later it's bullshit...Jordan says maybe...Jeff says alright, he'll take it. 😊Jordan goes upstairs...Jeff goes outside... Wanna take a bubble bath? 10:04-10:07pm Jeff is outside smoking on the fridge...Jordan comes outside eating a bowl of ice cream and asks Jeff if he wants a bite?...Jeff takes some...Jordan sits down and asks Jeff if he wants to take a bubble bath?...Jeff eyes open wide and he says "what?"...Jordan says "wanna take a bubble bath later?"...Jeff says "me?...with you?" (his eyes open really wide) Jordan nods and Jeff says "wow"...Jordan says "rekindle" LOL Jeff says "we gonna light candles in there?" Jordan (wanting to make up) says "after the whole drama"...Jeff says "what drama?"...meanwhile Michele has joined them ugh...Jeff says "oh, so you got pissed"...Jordan thinks there was drama...Jeff says he's over it...Jordan says she's a little over it...Jeff says "you need a bubble bath"...Jordan says she's a little sour, hmm? Jeff doesn't respond... Jordan says you know the cameras would definitely be like (makes a honing in camera sound), she smiles...Jeff says they would love it if we were in a bubble bath...Jeff says it's Saturday night...Jordan giggles and says and we could open your bottle of wine...Jeff says he was thinking about it...Jordan says no, in the bubble bath...Jeff says "we're not taking a bubble bath"...Jordan says "we're not?"...Jeff says she can...Jordan says they will be in their bathing suits...Jeff says it will just look weird but he then says if they make out he'll go in there... Jordan says that will even look more weird...Jeff says they should just go for it, put on a show, they can fart in there and make a jacuzzi...Jordan doesn't respond and they both quiet down... Get crunk & make bad decisions 2.0 10:49-11:03pm Jeff, Jordan & Russell are sitting on the couches outside in the BY...they are discussing the fact that they were given no alcohol tonight on a Saturday night, they wonder what is up with that?...Jeff says that Russell had alcohol every night when he was HOH, he'd always come out with wine & beer, production must hate him, he gets nothing...they talk about Casey and how he did good (on the voiceovers for the banana comp)... Jordan wonders how his DJ stuff is going?...Russell tells them they talked and he said he wanted to stop doing it, he was getting tired...Jeff says he'll play it up now because of BB...they talk about Casey being 40, Jeff being 31...Jordan says Casey is 9 years older than Jeff and 18 years older than her...Jeff says "there you go Jordan!"...Jordan says "wow". Jordan says her bday is coming up soon...Russell asks when it is?...Jeff quickly says "November 21st!"...Jordan says "good job"...Jordan says "that's soon right?"...Russell says 2 months (nope three!) ...Russell says his is soon, in September...Jeff says "holy shit, it's September next week"...Russell says he's kind of sad though because it's opening day of dove season. (HUH?) They talk about how Russell told everyone that story but as usual people tune out when doing the HOH reveal, Jeff says that's why he told everyone to get out of the room, no awkward shit. Jeff says he likes seeing everyone's HOH though...they talk about feeding the fish, Jeff does, Jordan didn't, Russell kind of did...Jordan thinks fish are gross...Jordan asks if they can pick them out of the tank...Jeff says no, they're not toys, not on his watch sista!...Jordan slaps Jeff and squeezes his arm. Jeff jokingly asks if there is beer?...Russell says there's the wine, he can crack it open for Jordan...Jeff says "you wanna get crunk?"...Jordan says "now? it's already eleven though"...Russell says it's never too late to party...Jordan says they should wait and open it later to double it up...Jeff says "and make bad decisions?" Jordan looks up to the sky shyly...Russell says Jordan didn't say no so it's still a possibility...Jordan says "oh geez...Jeff's horny"...Russell says they all are. Talk turns to the DR and how they hate being called there when they are sleepy, Jeff says that Michele took the battery for his mic so he was pissed so he asked her and she was "heehee" and he was like "gimme that fu**Ing thing"...they laugh...Jeff wonders how she confused the "Jeff" label with "Michele"...Jeff says in the morning you're fu**ing so crabby, half the time he doesn't even have his contacts in, he thinks a chair is a person. Jordan says her sister is the meanest morning person...Jeff says he hates "morning people" when they're all like "good morning!" (all chipper) and you're like "what?"...Jordan flips the bird at the imaginary morning person LOL and says "shove it"...Jeff says yeah...Russell says "Halie!"...Jordan says Halie is her other personality...Russell says him & Jeff saw her today. Jeff pokes Jordan in the face and says "you gave me the finger today"...Jordan in a somewhat British accent says "did you see it?"...Jeff in a British accent says "did I see it?"...Jeff says he saw her...Jordan says "on the camera?"...Jeff says he came outside, when he wouldn't let her in the door... Jordan says she flipped the bird to the camera...Jeff says so that's why production is pissed...Jordan says she thought Jeff's spy screen was zoned to the kitchen so she walked up to the camera and gave them the finger and told production it wasn't for them but for Jeff. Russell pretends to feel bad that Jordan didn't open the door for him, he gives her a hard time...Jordan says the door was unlocked...Jeff says it wouldn't take much to just say "come in"...Jordan demonstrates LOL...Russell says that made him cry for the first time in the house. LOL Jeff says "see"...Jordan says "tension, tension my friend"...Jeff says "tension what?"...Jordan says "me and you"...Jeff says "no, it's over"...Jordan says she knows, they (DR) even asked her...Jeff says "what? and what'd you say, he's getting on my nerves"...Jordan says "oh no"...Jeff says "worse?"...Jordan says that she told them that sometimes she gets on his nerves because she's around Jeff a lot...Jordan gets called out by BB... Russell says "you guys are so the showmance of the show" (yep!) Jeff says "it's not a showmance"...Jordan agrees and says she thinks they're just...uhhh... Out of the blue Jordan says she can't wait to go out drinking and dancing and have a good time...Jeff & Russell say that was a change of subject...Jordan says she saw Natalie kind of dancing and it reminded her...feeds cut out...when they return Jeff is telling Russell how Jordan just switches topics like that. Jordan continues on about how her and her friends go out, get drunk, dance & scream and get super duper excited, they act crazy and she loves it...you know?...Jeff doesn't look amused LOL but says "yay!" Jordan says she misses that. Feeds cut out & return...Jordan is talking about eating breakfast at the strip club. Jeff has never heard of that...Jordan ensures them it's a "nice" strip club 🤔 Jordan says they have a buffet...Russell has never eaten at a strip club before...Jordan says if they come down she'll take them out there, it's fun... Jordan says Jeff likes her boobs 11:40-11:43pm Jeff is playing pool with Kevin...Jordan is sitting with Russell & Michele on the couches. The mics are focused on Kevin & Jeff who are talking about pool but in the background Jordan can be heard talking about her boobs, she is saying she was flat before, she is excited to have something to grab etc...Russell says something to Jeff that is inaudible but it has something to do with Jeff and Jordan's boobs... Jeff says he gets the downlow...Jordan says "Jeff you like my boobs, shut up...I'm just kidding"...she laughs and says she's kidding again...Russell says that is a good thing...Jeff says I didn't say anything, I like your boobs...they're good boobs, they're good boobs...at the same time Jordan is saying that they haven't done anything, they (BB) would know if they had done something, Jeff would probably be in a better mood, he would release some steam...Jeff laughs and says "hell, yeah" Russell says a lot of steam...he says Jordan would probably be in a better mood. Jordan says me? oh, I'm just in a bad mood because I'm on my period, I get like that...Jordan says she gets really moody...Jordan starts talking about her scars and she shows it to Russell & Michele...she says it's thick, she puts lotion every night...Russell goes on to describe his ex gf that had double D's and looked like a porn star. Feeds cut out and come back to Jordan saying she would have never gone bigger, even when she first had them in, she felt they were too big, her mom said they were huge, she called her Dolly LOL Jordan says now it feels like her boobs "fit her".

August 24 The HGs play bullshit 12:02-1:16am All the HG's play bullshit at the kitchen table...even Jordan.  :) She's actually really funny and they all seem to be having a good time for once. Cute moments: @ 12:03am when Jordan, with a mouth full of candy says "one Jack" and Jeff says "Jordan how many candy's you got?" Jordan says "huh? I'm not eating them all" and Jeff laughs @12:06am when Kevin calls bullshit on Jordan LOL @12:10am when Jeff calls bullshit on Jordan and she says damn you! She was bs'ing. She says "you're definitely getting it in the butt" @12:12am Jordan calls bullshit on Jeff. He gives her a cute smile :) @12:22am A couple of cute smiles from Jeff to Jordan @12:23:46am Jeff puts his one card left on his forehead LOL He wins! Jordan said she was so close to winning, they high five each other... Jeff says it hurts...Jordan says we lost...Jeff says I won! @12:25am They talk about playing poker instead...Jordan doesn't know how so she would have to watch...Jeff says in a dirty way "we could double team"...Russell says "oh God"...Jordan complains again that she would have won and says to Jeff "damn you"...Jeff in a sad voice says "you damned me?" LOL @12:26:28am Kevin is about to call bullshit on Jordan...Jeff says "Jordo...I believe ya" @12:27am Jordan calls bullshit on Michele and Jeff calls bullshit on Jordan. He's right and Jordan says "Jeffffrey!" LOL Jeff laughs...then on the next go round Jeff calls bullshit on her again and he's right again...Jordan says "stupid!' which makes Jeff crack up! Big smile then Jordan immediately calls bullshit on Jeff, she's wrong and she says she needs to keep her mouth shut...Jeff smiles :) @12:29am Jeff calls bullshit on Jordan...she says "f**k you Jeff!...I'm just kidding"...Jeff laughs...Jordan says "that was Halie coming out"...Jeff says "alright, alright" @12:35:48am Jordan lifts the green blanket up and Jeff grabs her and tries to kiss her underneath it (by the refrigerator) @12:44am The HG's are now playing poker...Jordan gets a poker lesson from Jeff @12:50am Jeff finishes eating his steak and tells Jordan he will show her as he plays....Jordan says yeah...Jeff starts explaining how it works...she starts to get it...she says "oh...so you can lie?"...Jeff is like yeah, that's poker face. @12:54am Jeff accuses Natalie of seeing his hand so he shoves his chair away from her and shoves Jordan over too...he says here on my right is what you call a cheater...those people get their hands smashed by a hammer @12:58am Jeff & Jordan get closer and get flirty...they bond over mango/peach/nectarine skittles Super cute! @1:02am Jordan folds...Jeff concurs, high fives her and says good call Jordo...he then rubs her neck and instructs her on how to act next hand...she says poker face, gotcha. Jeff then shows her the signals on his/her leg for stay and fold...Jordan does it and he says good call. @1:12am Jeff wins a hand which includes 2 peach skittles...he says him and Jordan get to eat them with dirty fingers, he looks at her and says "or we could just get dirty upstairs"...they all laugh. Russell says "that is so going on TV"...Jeff says he drops those all day long...Jordan says she wakes up and he's like "you wanna make out?"...Jeff again says he drops them all day, you guys don't even know...Jordan says the DR asks her about it...Jeff says him too...Jordan says she told them she likes it though...Jeff says he told them he's spinning his wheels, that ship has sailed. Jordan goes upstairs to the HOH room because she is sleepy...the others stay and play... Kiss/Grab under the blanket 12:35am There's a break in the card games...Jeff heads over to the fridge and Jordan goes over there too...right after the feeds come back to the kitchen Jordan puts the blanket over Jeff in the kitchen saying "he's going in for the kill"  :) Some ooh'ing and ahh'ing goes on and Russell says it's the first kiss seen on blanket...Jeff says "dude, I wish"... Jeff flashes his butt to Jordan 1:37-1:39am Too bad the HOH table was in the way and she didn't see it. 😉 Feeds switch to the HOH room...Jeff walks in and goes immediately into the bathroom...Jordan is laying in bed, she asks if everybody went to bed?...Jeff says no, they're playing pool and badminton...Jeff takes off his tank top...Jordan says that Natalie and Kevin tried to talk to Jeff upstairs earlier and a minute later Russell came up...Jeff says it wasn't even 15 seconds...Jeff takes off his jeans saying that they came up asking to talk to him and right after Russell knocked on the door, Russell wanted to listen to music which he let him do and the others stayed 10 more seconds and left...Jordan asks if Jeff talked to Michele?...Jeff says to hold on, he's going to take a shower. Jeff starts brushing his teeth and Jordan says that at the angle she is sitting at, it looks like he is naked because the table is blocking the middle part of his body where his underwear is. Jeff turns around and pulls down his underwear and exposes a little bit of his little butt. Jordan asks if Jeff drank that whole bottle of wine?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says "you did?"...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jeff gets in the shower… Jejo need to be touching 1:47-2:13am Jeff finishes his shower and comes to bed...he sighs big...Jordan asks him if he feels better?...Jeff says "yeah...relaxi taxi"...Jordan asks him to turn off the lights please...he does and then he slides shut the bathroom door...Jeff has the whitestrips in his mouth again...Jeff puts his arm on Jordan's chest...Jordan says he smells good and she asks him if that's a hint he wants his arm rubbed?...Jeff says no and he puts his hand on Jordan's leg... Jordan brings up the stuff they counted and they start going over numbers of cylinders, cans, etc. in the GR, RR and various places in the house, they then go over the days events happened. Jeff rubs Jordan's arm and says "you're good Jordo, I'm proud of you"... Jordan, as she turns towards Jeff, says "I'm trying to show you that I'm serious, I'm not goofing off"...Jeff says "we're gonna make out as soon as I take these things out"...Jordan giggles. Jeff puts his hand between her legs...Jordan immediately gets self conscious of the cameras (hesitation in her voice or her changing the subject is her tell, lol) and as soon as she can she puts her hand on Jeff's to "hide" the situation" 😉 They start talking game again mostly about a conversation Jeff had with Michele...Jordan covers herself with her blanket...too late LOL...she keeps rubbing Jeff's arm as they talk...she touches Jeff's chest and they talk about who Jeff should take off the block and what he should tell them...Jordan says that she can tell when he has the whitestrips in...she then puts her hand between her legs and says that Jeff is making the right decision for himself...Jeff says for her too!...Jordan says she knows but it's best for him...they talk more game and Jordan continues touching Jeff's arm...she tells Jeff that she's glad that he's getting Russell before Russell gets him...Jeff says it's awesome that he took out the two biggest players in the game, it will pay off...Jeff hopes so. Jordan and Jeff agree that Russell will cool off after the initial anger of being put up and Jordan says IF you make it in the final two, Russell will vote for him...she then rephrases it by saying "WHEN you make it in the final two" ...Jeff turns his head towards her and smiles and says "when WE make it to the final two"  ...Jordan says he'll have his vote....Jeff says "let's just get there and we'll worry about votes when we get there...there's still a long way to go"...Jordan finally takes Jeff's hand and places it on her leg... They talk about how long they have to go still, it seems short but it's not...Jeff says there is a long way to go...more game talk, Jordan says she's excited and scared, all these different feelings...Jeff says he wishes he could look into the future and see what's going to happen...more game talk and scenarios  ...they watch the spy screen for a bit and then Jeff asks Jordan what her and Michele talked about in the hammock or while working out... Jordan says nothing really...Jordan wonders if the other 4 are making a deal out there?...Jeff says one of them is fu**ed then, they're not making deals...they talk about how paranoid Michele and Russell are...Jordan grabs Jeff's arm to hold/rub it...she says that if she didn't trust Jeff she would be so paranoid too...Jordan tells Jeff what else her and Michele talked about earlier while rubbing Jeff's waist under his undies. :) She keeps her hand tucked under his waistband for a little bit... They laugh about the remote for the "TV" and how it feels so creepy...the feeds go off them… Long talk until the wee hrs Part 1 2:37-2:56am Feeds come back to J&J....Jordan & Jeff continue to talk game  ...Jordan is now sitting up in bed. They're discussing things Russell & Michele have said that make no sense eg. the fact Casey & Laura were tight...Jeff can't remember a lie that Russell told him that he wanted to immediately tell Jordan...Jordan says he lies about everything...they say a lot of things don't make sense. Jordan keeps touching Jeff's arm...they reminisce over Casey and how funny the margarita party was, it was the worst LOL...Jeff still can't remember the lie Russell told him, he says he remembers thinking he couldn't wait to tell Jordan about it...Jordan tries to jog his memory but it doesn't work...Jordan wonders if Russell is a pathological liar?...Jeff does too...they discuss reasons why they think that...Jeff thinks they might be jumping to conclusions...hey keep discussing Russell... They share a few laughs over Braden and the hair gel he left Jeff...Jeff & Jordan but especially Jeff want to ask so many questions when they get out of there, they want answers...Jordan grabs Jeff's arm again and rubs his hand... They complain about Michele and her mumbling and convenient memory loss...Jeff tells Jordan that Michele got in his face about knowing how to deal the cards and how she fu**ed up the whole hand...Jeff told her "I guess you don't know how to deal" ... Jordan giggles and turns the other way and gets comfy...Jeff says they're bashing people up there...it's Summer Bash LOL Jordan keeps rubbing Jeff's arm and they keep bashing ...Jordan says Michele gets offended easily...Jeff says that Michele better not think she was on board from day one because she was playing sides the whole time...Jordan says her and Jeff were the only ones, all their friends left...Jeff says he wouldn't have been their (J&J's) friends either. Jordan says to Jeff "if after the show we can go somewhere and drink do you so want to?"...Jeff (inside must be thinking, finally!!) says "wha...me and you?"...Jordan says "after the show yeah...like after, you know, the finale and all that stuff"...Jeff says "do I wanna go drink?"...Jordan says "like if we all can, like just go somewhere"...Jeff says "yeah, whaddya, of course I wanna get fu**in'...brass monkey" Jeff says "I'm calling my boys....I'm telling you if you can change your flight, stay a couple days"...Jordan says she would but she might need to get home and see her mom and everyone...Jeff says he understands...Jeff says he's going to try and stay a couple days...Jordan touches Jeff again and holds his hand...Jeff says if he can't change his flight then he is going to have to go home too...a little more game discussion and then... Jeff asks Jordan to feel his hair...Jordan asks if he put SP in it and the gloss stuff...Jeff says f**k yeah...she smells his hair, says it smells good...Jordan says he's going to buy that stuff...Jeff says probably not...Jeff takes off his glasses and turns off the spy screen, gets settled and then... Long talk in the wee hrs Part 2 2:56-3:04am Jeff turns towards Jordan, gets cozy and says "but what if I start dating some chick (Jordan) and she has that" (talk about a major hint to Jordan that she doesn’t get, lol) Jordan "has what? System Professional?" Jeff says "mmm, hmm" Jordan says "you'll think of me" Jeff says "I know...and we'll lay in bed together and I'll just go to sleep, I'm like omg I thought I was with Jordan" Jordan says "why?" Jeff laughs and Jordan says "it probably won't be a good thing" Jeff says "I'm just joking.....a good thing for what? for us?" Jordan says "no...for her...you say omg Jordan! You could also pretend that it's a guy" AWKWARD SILENCE as they digest what they just said... Jordan rubs her nose, Jeff hums, Jordan giggles then Jordan says "you will have no problem getting...you will probably have girls hanging all over you after this, after cuz you probably looked out to be the nice guy" Jeff gets PISSED at this! 😡 He throws the covers off of him onto Jordan, gets up and says "oh whatever" (clearly frustrated with Jordan's mixed signals) Jordan continues saying "and too, from what I have said, I've said some nice things" Jeff sarcastically says "thanks for hooking me up Jordan" Jordan says "I have" and Jeff says "you should worry about hooking yourself up"...Jordan says "you haven't done much" Jeff says "what? I try" Jeff returns from the bathroom and says he knocked the Lysol can onto his toe, he doesn't think he can go on...it's over, he quits, Jordan is one person closer (to the end)...Jordan says no...Jeff wishes Jordan good luck...Jordan says "not without you"...Jeff says "awww" :) Jeff says they are going to miss each other after the show ...Jordan says she knows...Jordan laughs and says she is probably going to text him and bug him all the time...Jeff says him too, with the dumbest shit...Jordan says she will text him something annoying all day...Jeff says "no, but I'll love it" 😊 Jeff says he knows you can't spend every second of the day with someone and then not talk to them...Jordan says she knows...Jeff inches closer to Jordan, puts his hand on her butt and says "ahh, Jordo"...Jordan says what? They are both hot (DUH! lol)...Jeff whips the cover off his chest...Jeff makes fun of Michele whining Kevin and Natalie took her blanket...Jeff says "man, she's crazy". Jordan tells Jeff that the next time he has off after he goes home, he should come to Charlotte and he can stay at her house...Jeff says "yeah?"...Jordan says he doesn't have to get a hotel because it's kinda weird, whenever her friends come to stay they always stay at her house, she thinks if she invites them she doesn't want them paying...Jeff says "are we gonna f**k around?"...Jordan "Jeeeffff!"...Jeff says "what?...at your mom's house?"...Jordan says "huh?"...Jeff says "nah, I'll get a...we'll see, we'll see"...Jeff says he would like to go and visit Jordan of course... :) Feeds go off them for about 7 minutes… Long talk in the wee hrs Part 3 3:11-3:37am Feeds come back to Jeff & Jordan....they talking about Michael Jackson dying...Jeff didn't think it was real but then heard a million songs on the radio, he knew it was...Jordan talks about how people at the airport, etc. were all talking about it...they felt bad that Farrah Fawcett died on the same day and her death was overshadowed by MJ's death...Jordan says she liked her...Jeff says if MJ didn't die that day Farrah Fawcett's death would have been huge news but MJ was known all over the world... Jordan says that if they died no one would care and she wonders why people care so much about celebrities and get emotional over them?...Jeff says they don't have any talent so nobody gives a f**k about them LOL...Jeff says they're nobody special...Jordan says she knows it's sad they died but people don't even know that person, you don't know if you'd even like that person...Jeff knows what she means. Jordan asks Jeff if he pooted because she felt a vibration near her foot...Jeff says as if he would try to hide a fart from her? does she think he's embarrassed?...Jeff laughs...Jordan says no, definitely not...Jordan grabs Jeff's hand and rubs it as she continues talking how weird it is that people get emotional over celebrities' deaths... Jeff mentions the movie Bronx tale, he asks if Jordan knows it?...she doesn't...Jeff says it's a great movie, Robert DeNiro and Chazz Palmintieri is in it, he talks about how it relates to what they're talking about...Jeff says celebrities, athletes, they ultimately don't care about you so why should people care about them...Jeff says all his knowledge is from movies...they giggle...Jordan says they want to make money off of you...Jeff says it's not that cut and dried, you get enjoyment out of their music, so you buy it and like them... Jeff asks if Matthew McConaghey died (it's still on Jeff's mind/he still remembers that Jordan thought he was hot lol) when they got out of there would Jordan be like "holy shit"...Jordan says she'd feel sad for his family but not cry over him...they talk about how people cry at concerts and how it is weird. Jordan says it's weird when people scream at concerts "omg! I love you!"...she says she feels embarrassed for people and would never do that...Jeff says "you know what is weird...I can totally see you doing that" ...Jordan says no!...Jeff says Jordan would say "omg! it's Britney Spears"...Jordan says "no, I will get excited and say omg, I love her, I love Britney (in Jordan affected tone), things like that"...Jeff says he hates her and that stupid voice...Jordan says that is how she talks at home...Jeff says "Luminous!" LOL...Jeff says he said "Luminous!" in the shower by himself. Jordan repeats that's how she talks back at home...Jeff asks if that is how her and her friends are all the time?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says he would fu**ing slap them LOL Jordan says she doesn't talk like that here...Jeff says she sometimes busts it out...Jordan says her friend Jesse did sign (the release) so she can talk about her... Jordan describes a typical conversation between her and Jesse...Jeff says it's so annoying...Jordan says they just act stupid and have fun...Jeff asks Jordan "how do you say in your voice, you wanna scratch my back" haha...Jordan tries to say it all peppy but it's not working...Jeff just wants his back scratched. :) Jeff turns and Jordan starts half-heartedly scratching him...Jordan says she calls her mom Beezay and calls her friend Megan Beezay too...Jeff says that voice is annoying and he hates it, kind of like when he says crunk and she hates it...she says Gucci is her word...Jeff says he'll let that one slide but when she says everything in that voice...Jeff says "Luminous!" and laughs...Jordan asks why he laughs?...Jeff just finds that one funny...Jordan wants him to say it again but she says it instead "Luminous!"...they both laugh...Jordan says she greets the girls at the salon with "Hey Guccis"...Jeff says does anyone walk in and say "what's up dorks?" LOL ...do they make fun of her? Jordan says no, they love it...Jeff says he can see her and her friends doing that all night...Jrodan says they say "hey stupid", she talks about all the various friends she has, from the salon, from school, some are the "luminous" friends, some more laid back, some more drama, a variety...Jeff says "luminous" again (he loves that!)...Jordan starts talking about a friend Amanda and... ...the feeds go off for about 5 minutes...when they return Jeff and Jordan are talking about TV shows...Jordan says she was watching a Cheaters marathon on the last 4th of July LOL Jeff asks her if she has seen the show "To Catch A Predator"?...Jordan tries to recall the show and does...she puts her hand on the small of Jeff's back...they talk about what they remember about the show...it's fascinating how they finish each other’s sentences here ...seriously fascinating especially when Jeff says "their poor lives are..." and both Jeff & Jordan say "RUINED!"...they are so in sync... They can't get over how creepy these guys are and then Jordan asks why men do that? (cheat and be a sexual predator)...Jeff says thinks it's a sickness...Jordan says it's disgusting...they can't get over it and ask what is wrong with people?...feeds go off again, return a few mins later with Jeff asking Jordan if she's seen "America's Smartest Criminals"?...Jordan says no, she's seen "America's Dumbest Criminals" 🤣 Jeff talks about smart bank robbers, he's intrigued by it...Jeff goes on to describe a heist he saw on the show...halfway through Jordan says she thinks she has heard that story but Jeff thinks she is thinking of the movie the Bank Job...they agree that eventually you will always get caught (if you do wrong)...Jordan says her mom always said don't lie to me, you will always get caught. Feeds go off again for a bit… Long talk in the wee hrs Part 4 3:41-3:56am Feeds return with Jordan asking what? and Jeff saying that she has been saying that ever since he said it...Jordan says "he gawn?"...Jeff says yeah, that she's been picking up all his sayings...Jordan says sorry...Jeff says he wasn't making that a bad comment...Jordan thought he was...Jeff says no, it's that she's starting to talk a lot like him, she's saying a lot of things he says, her friends are gonna be like "wtf is wrong with you?"...Jordan giggles...feeds cut out for a minute... They talk about the spy screen remote and how Jeff never told "them" his final decision... Jeff says none of them know that "he gawn" (Russell)...Jeff fiddles with the remote, says "they" are all outside still. Jeff puts his hand on Jordan...Jordan has hers under him...Jeff giggles and whispers "luminous", he says it's stuck in his head...Jordan says she feels like she can't get comfy, can he?...Jeff says how about today? they were just effing around and he just was just out, he couldn't even remember falling asleep...Jordan says her hand fell asleep, it felt like little balls 😝. Jeff says he loves it when his legs fall asleep, it feels like a free massage LOL... Jordan hates that feeling...Jeff says the weirdest was the hanging graduation comp...they talk about it...Jeff says Jordan did good and he pats her leg...Jordan wonders if she was on for an hour...Jeff thinks 2 hours because him and Russell were on for 4. They get quiet...Jeff puts his mic away and says "that's it, we gawn"...Jordan says yeah and Jeff turns to Jordan to cuddle...Jordan takes off hers as well...they talk about how comfy they were when sleeping earlier in the day, they try to figure out how they were and they get really snuggled up... Jeff says he likes how they hold each other for 5 minutes and then roll to the other side to sleep...Jordan says he doesn't like it, he likes his space when he sleeps...Jeff says no, you turn your back on me.  Jordan says she just goes on her side. They get quiet except for some mmm's and some movement under the covers...Jeff says "like that?" and Jordan says "mmm, my boobs are sore"...Jeff says "from what?"...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff whispers "I love this" (aww)...Jordan says they're just sore...feeds cut out again...they return with Jordan talking game and Bioré strips 🤨 Jordan is a little worried that Kevin & Natalie might team up against them...Jeff says now you're worried?...Jeff says go outside and get some water and see what's up...Jordan says she's tired and for him to get water...he says no, you go, he can't see, plus she's more smooth... (precursor to their tiff over her getting him water)...feeds switch off Jeff and Jordan... Long talk in the wee hrs Part 5 (Get me water tiff) 3:59-4:20am Feeds return just before 4am with Jeff saying "how about you go get me some water?".... Jordan says "do I really have to go down there?"...Jeff says "I don't care what they're doing, I would rather have water"...Jordan says "what, you want me to go downstairs because you really want water?" Jeff laughs...Jordan says omg, so now...you know what, she's not going to because he now sounds like "Jessieeee"...Jeff says he knows but just before she gets all fu**ing crazy, he didn't say go downstairs and get water (yeah you did Jeff) and second of all maybe she should go get him water because he cooks all her fu**ing meals and he tries to do everything for her so it would be a nice gesture if one time she would be Jeff, you know what, I'll get you some water because you're thirsty, he is just throwing it out there but now it's OVER, he will fu**ing dehydrate himself before she gets him water...he says that it would have been a nice gesture, he wouldn't have let her go but he would have taken it as a gesture. Jordan has been giggling/smiling the whole time listening to Jeff's diatribe...then she says "ok, wait, didn't we just say like seriously, like 2 seconds ago how we haven't been bickering or fighting and you said we just made up and then just now those were stones, so stoppp! seriously" Jeff laughs...Jordan says they just said they weren't going to bicker...Jeff says he was pissed because production told them to put their mics on...Jordan says she will get him his water...Jeff says forget it...Jordan says she's doing it to be nice because he throws in stuff to make her feel bad and that might be his strategy...Jeff says if she gets him water he'll throw it on the floor and dehydrate himself... Jordan says no, he wouldn't...Jeff says he's not drinking it and she's not going anywhere...Jordan says he just told her he wanted her to go downstairs...Jeff says it would have been nice without asking for it...Jordan raises her voice and says she'll go downstairs and get him water!...Jeff asks if she's putting on a show for somebody? relax, for her to use her inside voice and take it down a notch, she's getting outta control and it's late. Jordan rolls out of bed and GRRRRRR's...Jeff tries to grab her and says "hey, don't get me water, get out of here"...Jordan says she doesn't know but says Jeff is crabby, he's on his man period 😅...Jeff laughs, he says "where you going? don't go get water, I'm serious" One of my favorite Jordan moments....she says..."no I'll go get it because you want it because you made me feel bad because you do cook me stuff all the time but I just want to let you know that I am not, that you're not going to be like Jessieee ok?"...Jeff asks if she thinks the water squares them?...Jordan says "no, maybe you'll be quiet because these past couple of days, I swear to you, you act like you're on your man period, I'm serious"...Jeff says he's going to throw that water right in her face when she gets back...Jordan leaves and goes outside to get Jeff's water. She returns to the HOH with the water...Jeff says thank you...Jordan starts talking about Michele being out there and Jeff says "thank you very much for the water" :) ...Jordan says she put ice cubes in it...Jeff says now he feels bad...Jordan says he should feel bad and laughs...Jeff says was that tap water?...Jordan says no, she went outside...Jeff says no you didn't?...Jordan says she did...Jeff says "wow, now I feel like an asshole"...Jordan says "yeah, uh, yeah you can be"...Jeff says take it easy, that's all, now he can't ask for anything ever again...Jordan says he can, but to not be rude. Jeff thanks her again and then Jordan tells Jeff what her and Michele talked about...Jordan tells Jeff it's 4 o'clock and that they will probably get woken up in 5 hours...Jeff's surprised they haven't told them to go to sleep...the feeds go off for a bit and then return to Jordan in the bathroom, she comes back just after the 4:14am mark....Jeff says he's tired, Jordan is too, they take off their mics and settle in for sleep. They assume the position - Jordan's butt to Jeff, her hand reaching back to touch Jeff, Jeff touching her, Jeff putting his leg over Jordan's leg...Jordan says goodnight...Jeff says "goodnight Johhrdan" ...Jordan giggles and Jeff laughs and says what?...they both smile...Jeff mutters "oh God" and then they finally quiet down to sleep... Burning clothes/Blankie...barbecued! 8:58-9:29am Jordan & Jeff get woken up early...Jeff gets dressed but goes back to bed to listen to music...Jordan puts on her makeup for the POV comp coming up...Jeff farts a couple of times...Jordan takes it all in stride...fast forward to the 9:16am mark...Jordan comes out of the washroom and Jeff calls out "Johrrdan"...LOVE Jeff's smile to her when she is standing by the table putting her deodorant on...he is just gaga over her. 🥰 Jordan questions why he is smiling/smirking...Jeff says it's nothing! to take it easy...she leaves to get her bra and Jeff does the "it's over" motion with his hand and says "you're going on the block" LOL Jordan comes back and gets in bed...Jeff tells Jordan he is going to take Kevin off the block...he takes a red card out of the deck just to say that he drew red for Kevin in case they ask how he determined who would be taken off...Jordan says Kevin is the best choice since Natalie might have turned and voted for Russell to stay...Jeff says that's a good point and that is why he keeps Jordan around...high five!🫸🫷 Another one of my fave J&J moments here... They notice Michele on the spy screen and Jeff says she knows they are watching, she seems nervous...Jeff says he wants to throw Michele's shoes over the fence like that one season when they did that, when they got to burn each other's stuff...Jeff says he definitely would burn Michele's shoes. Jeff says for Jordan her bra would have to go, it makes him sick, it's clean though...Jeff doesn't understand how she brought 15 pairs of jeans and 1 bra?...Jordan explains she had just had her boobs done and she couldn't wear a wire bra so she didn't want to spend a lot of money on non wire bras. Jeff says maybe that Mardi Gras shirt...Jordan asks what's wrong with that?...Jeff says he doesn't know but she wears it all the time so he would burn it...Jordan says that's memories!...Jeff says and her peace pants too...Jordan says she doesn't have any other long pants...Jeff "they gawn" 😅 Jordan says "alright well let me tell you"...Jeff cracks up...Jordan would get rid of his "Let's Dance" shirt...Jeff gets perturbed by this haha ...Jeff says "what? why?"...Jordan doesn't like it...Jeff "what?"....Jordan "Let's Dance?"...Jeff says it was a gift...Jordan says ok, then!...Jeff asks her why she doesn't like it?... LOVE Jordan's giggle here...Jordan says she doesn't like it, she just doesn't like it...Jeff says he wore it twice!...Jordan repeats not liking it...Jeff says "why? because it was a gift?"...Jordan moves on but Jeff is "why? why?"...she doesn't know...Jeff repeats the gift thing AGAIN LOL...Jordan won't give him an answer but says he wore it yesterday or the other day... I think Jeff wanted Jordan to admit she didn't like it because his ex-gf gave it to him and that was the reason but she wouldn't give him that satisfaction at this point LOL The shirt did look like it was made for a 5 year old 😛 Jeff says let's get back to you then, why would she throw that away? (the shirt lol) ...Jordan says she would get rid of, she says she likes Jeff's baby blue shirt (note - he wore it the next day 😊 ) ,the shirt he wore in the comp, v-neck shirts...Jeff says it's all he has...Jordan would get rid of the green one he has never worn and the other western one, the white one...Jeff says no way!...Jordan says his black sneakers too...Jeff says the Adidas!?...Jordan says they look like something a 10 year old would wear...Jeff says "f**k you...that's all I have for dress shoes" Jordan says she likes him in jeans and flip flops...Jeff says guess what he's wearing today, his Let's Dance shirt with his Adidas and his cowboy shirt on top...Jordan says "really, Jeff, you just wore that shirt the other day"...Jeff is still bitter LOL..."I can't believe you don't like that shirt, I wore it twice" Jordan says Jeff looks good in wife beater tank tops, v-neck tops...Jeff says he needs to mix it up, he tells Jordan to put on that stupid purple Mardi Gras shirt on and he's gonna throw her over the fence with it. Jeff ponders what else she wears that makes him sick to his stomach...Jeff says that eyeliner? OVER the FENCE!...Jordan asks "you don't like it?"...Jeff says nope! he hates it...her mouthguard? Pffffftttt He gawn!...Jeff laughs...Jordan says that don't even make sense!...Jeff says "It gawn! Pffftttt Your blankie? Barbecued!" 😂 Jordan comes back with his glasses and his hair gel...Jeff is offended saying "whaddya mean my hair gel?"...Jordan says whatever he puts in his hair...Jeff asks if she doesn't like it?...she says no...he says to go find a new roommate, this fu**ing thing is over (hand motion)  ...Jeff says she better believe he's wearing all the things she hates to the live show...he yells out "my hair gel!?"...Jordan turns and says she was just kidding, joke, har har. They quiet down and take a nap… Increasing their sexual relationship deal 10:48-10:51am Jeff & Jordan are sleeping in the HOH room, it's already almost 11am...Michele had been up in the HOH round chair napping/spying...who knows, she leaves and Kevin & Natalie come upstairs and wake J&J up to talk about the quickly upcoming POV ceremony. They want to make a deal (fake) that they won't put up Jeff in any way, shape or form next week, Michele is the target. Jeff says ok. Kevin says Jeff will have to be ok with Michele going, Jeff says right, it's not her (Jordan) aaaaand... "Me and Jordan have to increase our sexual relationship" Kevin & Natalie say DEAL! They all laugh. Natalie says "you get a kiss right now". Jeff says "Jordan, I'm still working on one right here (points downward, lol) if you wanna finish up" He grabs Jordan and gives her a hug. Jeff wants Kevin to go in the pool if they make the deal, lol. Natalie says if Jordan gives Jeff a kiss for her, then the deal is on. Jeff says they're making out a bunch (little did he know!) Kevin & Natalie leave not knowing for sure if they are safe or not but all signs point to it...Jeff doesn't give them a definite answer… Jordan had a dream/kiss 10:51-10:54am Right after Nat & Kevin leave cams follow them downstairs but you hear Jeff telling Jordan "did you hear that deal?" The cams then go back to the HOH...Jordan is telling Jeff "actually, you know what I was just dreaming?"...Jeff says "that we're fooling around?" 😉 Jordan says he's probably not going to believe her because he always says that (fooling around) but it made her think of the dream...Jeff says c'mon...Jordan says she's serious...Jeff says what was going on? Jordan says they were doing a competition where they had to go up 20 stories (Jeff farts and says what's wrong with me?) and they were hanging by something and Jeff was saying they had to practice their kiss before he goes and she was like, why? and Jeff was like, we just have to practice because practice makes perfect and she was like ok and it was really weird, to not worry about it, but it was funny Jeff said that cuz she was dreaming that. Jeff says do we turn it up a notch?...As Jordan is saying "we haven't even turned..." Jeff lays on top of her and snuggles her...Jordan says they haven't even had it up a notch and Jeff says he knows, let's move it...Jordan scratches his neck and smiles...Jeff says he's tired...Jordan says her too...Jeff asks if she's scratching...Jordan mmm, hmm's. Jeff asks "how does this picture look?" (referring to the fact he's on top of her)...Jordan says "interesting, what do you think...Jeffrey"...he farts again, lol...she says "good God!" ...Jeff says "right?", then says he thinks he's thirsty, he reaches over to get his cup and kisses Jordan 😘 Jordan goes back to talking game… Jordan pops Jeff’s pimple/BY chat 11:44am-12:08pm Jordan and Michele have been outside on the couches talking game, it's a little weird and tense...Jeff comes outside and sits between them...Michele immediately starts giggling and being her usual weird, goofy self around Jeff, which makes things even more uncomfortable 🥴 Jordan notices Jeff has a pimple on his nose so she tells him to turn to the side, she says he has a pimple, can she pop it?...Jeff says "where?"...Jordan says "on your nose"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan tells Jeff to lean in...Jeff says "you wanna pop it?"...Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff says "gross"... Jordan pops Jeff's pimple and says he has stuff shooting out of another... Jordan tells Jeff to wipe his nose, Jeff is 😐 Jeff asks if she got it?...Jordan says Jeff has a bunch...Jeff says he needs the strips...Jeff asks if he should go see if he has any?...Jordan (who is probably dying to leave and get away from Michele) says "yeah let's go see if you have some because I want to do it to my nose"...Jeff's not sure but he'll check later, he looks at Jordan and says "right now?"...Jordan says hopefully he has one, she wants to do it too...Michele goes inside... Jordan immediately tells Jeff to let her know when she comes back outside, she tells Jeff everything she and Michele talked about, how Jordan told her she doesn't know what Jeff is doing re: the POV ceremony, it's going to be a surprise and how Michele told her that if Jeff does put up Russell as the replacement nominee, he should leave Kevin up against him and they can vote Kevin out...Jeff says "what??"... Jordan says that Michele told her they (her & Jordan) control the votes and just so Jeff and Jordan know in case they hear word, she did tell Russell that she would do everything in her power to split Jeff and Jordan up 🫤 Michele told her she had to play it up but Jordan thinks Michele was being for real...Jeff agrees...Jordan says she was looking at Jeff wanting to tell him so badly...Jeff asks why the f**k she would say that?...Jordan explains that Michele said she was just saying that to Russell and that Jeff will know her loyalty to him by her vote...Jeff says she'd be stupid to vote otherwise. Jeff says he's definitely taking Kevin off (the block)...Jordan agrees...Jordan says that she got quiet with her and so did Michele, she thinks Michele gets kind of mad...Jeff says she has to because he doesn't tell her shit...Jeff says he has no problem sticking it to Michele either, sure she's playing both sides, she's on his fu**ing side...Jordan says it's obvious...Jordan says that Michele said it would be a crazy thought to think she would try to break Jeff and Jordan up, like that would happen and Jordan thought "uhh, no, that wouldn't really happen" :) Jeff says it's a crazy thought that Kevin and Natalie want to get Michele out too... At this point Michele comes back outside and Jeff starts talking about his pimples again LOL...he says he's going to see if those things are in there, he says he'll bring them out if so and he goes inside...Michele and Jordan talk about the Biore strips, how they work, more awkward conversation about aging, their mothers and how young they look 😐 Jeff comes back outside saying he doesn't have any...Jeff sits on the fridge to have a smoke...more quiet and then Michele goes to clean her slipper with some water from the hottub...Jeff tells Jordan he only brought one (of the strips) to use in the hotel...Jordan says "geez Jeff"...Jeff says he didn't want to bring them because he didn't want others thinking he was trying to be all cool with his facial products LOL They talk about Braden and all his variety of products and mini lotions...Jeff talks about how the nose strips work...Jordan zones out...Jeff says "Jordan!"...Jordan turns around and says "huh?" and giggles...Jeff asks what she was thinking about?...Jordan says "Big Brother"...Jeff says "whatever, I lost the excitement of the story, it's over" Jordan says he said something about the strips...Jeff explains how gross it is...Jordan asks how they work?...Jeff explains and says they have them for all over but he just got those because they're cool :) ...they talk about ear candling...Jeff says he's never done it but he knows a lot of wax comes out...Michele says wax is good for your ear...they agree it grosses them out...Jordan tells a disgusting story about an infected pus filled boil/pimple she had in one ear (😧)...Jeff says it makes him sick to his stomach, he doesn't know if he can be her friend anymore  ...Jordan says "oh be quiet"...Jeff smiles big... Jordan says "you get pimples too"...Jeff says he doesn't...Jordan says "yes you do, I just popped one!"...Jeff laughs...Jordan says she doesn't like the mirrors in here, you can't see well...they talk about the tweezers and where they disappeared to...Jeff insists Jordan was the last one to use them or see them...she doesn't think so but says maybe she dropped them in her makeup bag... Things get really quiet...Michele, again being creepy and awkward tells Jeff that he's really tanned, she doesn't know why he said he wasn't tan...Jeff who feels uncomfortable with her staring at him says he would have a shirt on but he doesn't want to pit it out so that's the reason...Michele says "that's ok, you're allowed to walk around shirtless" ...Jeff says not all the time, there's certain times when you can, jeans and no shirt, you're showing off, swim shorts and no shirt, you're ok. Russell comes outside to hang with them, they talk about seeing a praying mantis die earlier...Russell says it's a sad, sad day LOL Jeff does the sign of the cross for it :)  , they talk about praying mantis some more...Jordan who is zoning out tries to ask about something and Jeff says it doesn't matter, for her not to worry about anything...Jordan says she wasn't listening...Jeff smiles knowingly... They banter some about Jeff winning some money and Jordan being a golddigger ala the Jamie Foxx song LOL...Jeff says they're going to play that song tomorrow for sure...they talk about the songs BB plays for them in the morning...Jordan eventually gets up and goes inside... Jeff & Russel fight/Jordan sidekick 1:08-1:28pm Feeds return from trivia...the POV ceremony has just taken place and Russell has been named the replacement nominee. Jeff is sitting on the fridge and Russell is sitting on the couches. Jeff asks Russell if he has anything to say, if he wants to talk about it. Jeff says he thinks it was a smart play, doesn't Russell think so? Russell is pissed...he tells Jeff to remember what he said out there...that if anyone changed the plan that he would go after you and your family. Jeff says he remembers. Jeff says he broke the plan first. They argue over the final 4/final 2 deal, kind of like which came first the chicken or the egg, lol. Russell says what he told Jeff was true and it doesn't matter what he said to the others. Russell brings up the family comment again and says if Jeff doesn't win this thing and he goes to the jury house, he will mop his face all up in there 😡 Jeff laughs and grabs his head. The tone escalates...Jeff says he'll lose $500 right now and bust his face if he talks to him like that again. Jeff says he will come to his house and stab him in the neck and to not threaten him...he will pull his eyeballs out and to not mess with him 😳 😵 Russell says he better win because he feels sorry for him if he walks into that house. Jeff yells out to BB that they better get someone out there or he will cut his throat. Add many expletives during this exchange, lol. Things get nastier and more heated. Jeff says Russell doesn't know him...he starts yelling... TRIVIA LOL...In the meantime Natalie goes to get Jordan to tell her that they are fighting...Jeff & Russell continue with their threats and insults, Jeff says he is not scared of him...add more expletives...😤😡🤬😡😤 (sounds like an episode of the Sopranos!) Jordan arrives and says that Russell is just mad because Jeff got him out before he did. Russell says he doesn't need Jeff's lapdog there, he doesn't even want to talk to her. Jordan says he better not say anything about the jury house because he isn't going to do shit there. I love this by Jordan "you're just pissed because YOU'RE GAWN!" (with hand gesture) Russell asks Jeff if she wears the pants, if she always fights his battles?...Jeff says yes, yes she does...Jeff says for Russell not to test his manhood, he's not scared of him...Jordan tells Russell that he needs to go inside because he's the negative person in the house. Jeff says why are you so mad because you got, got?...Jeff says his threats don't scare him...they go on for awhile saying the same things...Russell says he doesn't need Jeff's sidekick (Jordan)...Jordan says she's not his sidekick, she leaves...Jeff says he thought Russell would be more of a man in this game...they talk things out some more and they settle down...Jeff says remember what you're saying (about him mopping the floor with his face)...things escalate again... Jeff says that his 4 year old niece has better conversations than him. Jeff says Russell is going to look like a yo-yo when he walks into the jury house and he does nothing and an even bigger yo-yo when Jeff knocks him out when he walks in there...they go on AGAIN about the family threats and the mopping of the face/ass on the floor. Jeff tells Russell that he's going to go a lot further in life than he is. Russell doesn't believe it, after all Jeff is 31 and on Big Brother...Jeff says he's 25 and on the same show, what is he talking about. Jeff says he knows he's going places, he has a life after this place. Jeff says you got, got...you got, got...you got, got...you got, got... More name calling, insults and expletives which goes on for awhile. Jeff says he doesn't even know how he sleeps at night wondering what he's going to do with his life and where his character is, it eats him up inside. Jeff finally leaves. Playing ball in the pool 2-2:14pm Jordan, Jeff & Michele are in the pool...Jeff is on the blue raft as usual...they are quiet, Michele says it's not much of a pool party...Jordan asks Jeff if he wants to play with the beach ball?...Jeff says what do you want to play?...Jordan says she doesn't know, like hit it back and forth or something...Jeff asks Michele if she wants to play hit it back and forth?...Jeff says how about you hit it over me?...Michele says Jeff in the middle. They start playing but aren't very good LOL Jeff sees Michele struggling and says she's drowning over there, he says for her to get out of there before something happens 😅 Jeff moves out of the way to play too...Jordan hits it out of the pool and Jeff says this game is going to get old quick...Jordan signals forget it...Jeff says it's gawn...Jordan says we're done. They start with the mini ball and hoop instead...they all miss their first shots...Jordan gets one in and claps yay!..Jeff steps in front of her to take a shot, misses, Michele misses, Jordan gets one in, Michele misses, Jeff misses, Jordan gets yet another one in.  Jeff says wow...Jordan says wowzers... Michele finally gets one in and her and Jeff both say yay...Jeff says they both said yay like a couple of yo-yo's...Jeff tries to show off by doing a behind the back shot...he misses LOL They keep playing and it's down to Jeff & Jordan...Jordan says alright Gucci...Jeff says let's do this.. Jeff misses, Jordan takes her time for her shot (she looks like an NBA player concentrating on making a last second free throw, lol) she misses, Jeff misses, Jordan hits her next one and says yay!...Jeff misses his next...Jordan misses and Jeff says way to be creative...she keeps shooting lefty, rightie, lefty, rightie...Jeff gets one, Jordan misses...Jeff gets another...Jordan gets two more...Jeff says get the f**k outta here ...Jeff gets another and says that Jordan is saying just end this game...Jordan says she knows. Jeff gets on the stairs to the pool, hits one and Jordan says that's too easy, she does the same and says see  Feeds cut out... When they return Jordan finishes up winning...she says "I won"...Jeff says good job and they high five...Jeff gets back on his raft and feeds cut out again...then a BB voice is heard telling them they need a few quick DR's and whoever wants to go in first can. The hat’s John Gotti 3:30-3:36pm The HG's are sitting outside by the pool...Jeff is tanning...Jordan is sitting on a towel in the sun...Jordan says to Jeff "hey you know what your hat reminds me of?"...Jeff says what?...Jordan says that it's from the JT video 'Cry Me A River' and that girl is wearing the same color hat, she's supposed to be a lookalike for Britney, she's walking down and you never see her eyes...Jordan asks if Jeff hasn't seen the video? that's what his hat looks like. Jeff says "the hat's John Gotti"...Jordan says "it's the 1920's"...Jeff says he loves it 😊 Jordan says he looks like a newsie...Jeff says a news reporter...Jordan says they just need to get him some pants and suspenders and he could be the paper boy...Jeff asks if they have heard the song Paper Boy?...it's a summer jam..they haven't. Jordan says he could look like he's in a musical or something...Jeff doesn't think that sounds cool...he says he could be a gangster with that hat or skip around in a musical delivering paper, pick one! LOL Kevin says he could be like Leo in Gangs of New York...Jordan says he could be in Titanic...they talk about when Gangs was set, they're not sure. Jordan tells the story of a lady at the dentist who was around during Pearl Harbor and the newsboys would say "Attack on Pearl Harbor" and that could so be Jeff...Jeff says what do you mean be me? You want me to find a career about that?...Jordan says no...Jeff makes fun of Russell mocking him for not having a career but he lied about all his careers...Jordan says Jeff has a career...Jordan says you pay your bills right?...Jeff doesn't hear because he's talking to Kevin...they bash Russell a bit and go on about how he embellishes his stories...Jordan says he's the next Braden 😅 Kama Sutra 7:17pm Michele is at the kitchen counter eating...Jeff comes out of the bathroom and they chit chat...Michele says she woke up because she was starving...Jeff yawns and says his is just beginning (?)...Michele says she might go back to sleep but the (HOH) room is all his anyway...Jeff, as he's about to enter the GR, says "no sleep, I'm laying in the room here with Jordan doing the karmasut...whatever the f**k...kama sutra"  LOL! He giggles and walks into the GR... Jeff gets to Twitter 9:29pm Jordan & Jeff had been counting bottles and cans in the GR...Jeff got called to the DR and Jordan has been napping in the GR...Jeff returns and softly wakes up Jordan. He tells her that it's 9:30 and he has been the DR for what seemed like forever...he says everyone else is sleeping, Michele is in his room sleeping. Jordan asks him if he wants to lay down with her?...Jeff says what's the point he wants to sleep later...Jeff says "I got to twitter...about you" :😊Jordan says she has...Jeff says wasn't it weird?..Jordan says mmm, hmm what'd you think?...Jeff says he didn't know what to write, at first he sounded like a yo-yo...Jordan asks Jeff what he said?...Jeff says about the experience, thanking for voting for him and then he talked about Jordan...Jordan asks "what about?"...Jeff smiles and says "I said, uh"...Jordan says "that you're in love?"  Jeff says "there's nothing new on me and Jordan getting down and dirty, I go it doesn't mean I'm going to stop trying and I put a haha...I said Jordan has a huge heart and I hope you see that on TV...I said nice things"...Jordan says "awww"...Jeff leaves the GR and Jordan dozes off again... BY chat - Movies, banking & reality shows 11:27-11:59pm Jordan and Michele have been working out and finish up...Michele is inside...Jordan joins Natalie and Kevin who are at the hot tub...Russell is playing solitaire at the couch area and Jeff is sitting on the fridge...they are chatting about movies and Natalie's job at Blockbuster. Natalie says she recommends movies, the movie Best Friend's Girl for eg. but she tells customers it might be too vulgar for them...Jeff says that movie is fu**ing hilarious, he was renting movies one day, he saw it was Dane Cook, who he likes, he was pissing his pants, his friend came over and they rewound it to watch it from the beginning....they talk about how obnoxious his character is but it's so funny, he loves that movie. Kevin imitates how an annoying customer at Blockbuster would be and Jeff laughs...Jeff sits on the couches...as far as possible from Russell LOL Jordan talks about overdrafts and her banking situation...Russell smirks at Jordan 🙄 Talk finishes up regarding mortgages and homes...Kevin asks if they've ever seen Flip That House?...Natalie says she watches Extreme Home Makeover...Jordan talks about an episode based in Alaska and they continue talking about that show...Jeff just watches with his head turned away from Russell... Kevin asks if they watched Extreme Makeover?...Jordan says yes! she loves it! it's on channel 98 at her house...Jeff laughs at how Jordan knows the channel number...Jordan is excited about the show...they talk about the guy who weighed 300 lbs and lost all that weight and had so much excess fat, he had to get a body lift... Jordan asks if she had work done in Beverly Hills would it be more expensive than if she did it back home?...they all agree it would be cheaper in Charlotte and explain why...they then talk about the Swan...Jordan loves that show too...they wonder why those types of shows don't exist...Jordan talks about one episode where an "ugly duckling" sister becomes beautiful, it was great...Natalie loves the Biggest Loser, it's such a positive show...they talk about that show… They start talking about Jon & Kate Plus 8 and who was at fault in the breakup...Natalie says she heard she was a bitch to him...Jordan says their kids are so freaking cute, she wants to squeeze them...Natalie says Jon isn't cute...they agree Kate looks good after her makeover...Natalie says since she got called out by Kevin on live TV that she needs a makeover BB might as well hook her up with one...Kevin apologizes...Jordan giggles at how Kevin apologized...Jeff giggles at how Jordan said it. Jordan says she loved and was so hooked on Celebrity Rehab, that was her show...Jeff says he loves those too...Jordan says she loved Sober House too...Jeff says yeah...they talk about Gary Busey...Jeff says he's fu**ing hilarious...Kevin says he's insane, how he thinks he doesn't need rehab...Jeff says he thinks he's the counsellor, he is crazy...Jordan says Tawny Kitaen would call him out on his lectures, it was nuts. Jordan brings up the show were teen idols come back to try and get a second shot at fame...Jeff of course watched it too 😉...Jordan asks Jeff what the name of that was?...Natalie brings up another show...Jeff says no, that was the one they tried to remake a boy band...they try to remember the name...

August 27 Smelly issues 12am Jeff & Jordan continue their conversation about Michele and her smelly blanket she slept in this morning...Jordan laughs at how Jeff is telling the story...Jeff says "I'm not taking smelly's blanket...in fact, throw that thing off the bed". Jordan says Michele didn't take a shower today, did she?...Jeff says "come on!"...Jordan sees Michele coming up to the HOH and says "here she comes", she holds Jeff's arm and laughs. Jeff says "she had to of"...Jordan doesn't think she did, she doesn't remember watching her...Jeff smacks his hand on the bed and says "I don't wanna keep quiet all night"...Jeff says it was almost better when she was Russell's friend, he says to give smelly her blanket, he will take the good one, he says it's grossie. Jeff says he almost wants to take a shower but he just took one, it relaxes him at night....Jordan says she knows she doesn't stink because she just took a bubble bath...Jeff says he can smell her ass from where he is. 😜 Jordan is agape LOL she says "shut up". Jeff says maybe Michele went to wash up...Jordan says she smells like her lotion...Jeff smells her, he agrees...Jeff says he should just put on cologne, his friends call it a European shower, when they smell and put cologne on...he repeats it...he asks her if she gets it?...she cutely says "yes, I do"...Jeff says he had to say it twice and he still didn't get a laugh...Jordan says her hair probably stinks but she wants to wash it tomorrow for live show. Jeff’s final night as HOH - Michele decides to sleep up there… 12:02-12:13am Jordan & Jeff talk a little game 🤯  Jordan is so worried she's going home next week...Jeff honestly thinks they're targeting Michele and vice versa but what if Russell got in their heads...Jordan says that's what she's saying...Jeff says it doesn't matter who the f**k wins...Jordan doesn't trust Natalie and Kevin fully...Jeff says lets hope Michele wins and if she doesn't feel safe then for Jordan to win & then they're 100% safe, they don't have to worry about shit and he's still playing the next week... Jordan wants Michele to win it so they can play for HOH...Jeff says they can stick a dagger in her back...they laugh...Jeff farts. Jordan says uhh, it was a wet one...Jeff says nah, he would take a shower then...Jordan says it sounded wet...Jeff says nah, it was a full stomach one, it was just bouncing around off the quesadillas and then it stuck out...Jordan says she never smells his farts (now that's true love! LOL)...Jeff farts again 😲 ...Jordan says "oh my goodness!"...they laugh...Jeff says it's almost better he farts in front of her rather than when he's by himself, then he's embarrassed and looks like a dork, he's a dirtball. They go over numbers of bottles, cylinders, items in the house...they realize they didn't go over dates and Jeff says he wishes Michele wasn't coming up there...Jordan asks Michelle from the DR to tell Michele that she can't spend the night up there...feeds cut out LOL... When they return, Jordan tells Jeff that she feels like now sometimes Jeff gets really aggravated with her, that now he feels like he is on his own now...Jeff says "oh Jordan stop!"...Jordan twirls her hair LOL...Jordan says "I dunno, I just think that sometimes"...Jeff says for her to stop thinking whatever she's thinking, she worries enough, she doesn't need to worry about him, he's solid...Jeff says "ok?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's... Jeff says for her to come up with something solid to save this team and lead them to victory and she needs to thinking more positive, for real, they have 3 weeks left...Jeff says it's crazy right?...Jordan says it's very crazy...Jeff says if they make it past next week, they're good, he will be excited...Jordan says she can't honestly picture them being in the jury house...they notice Michele coming up ..Jordan groans "God!"...Jeff says "it hurts, we lost". They tell Michele to take the (smelly) blanket and Jordan smiles to herself...Michele settles into the round chair...Jordan reaches for Jeff's arm...Jeff says he likes to watch the spy screen, he likes to watch Jordan go by...Michele says to watch that ass go by?...Jeff says yeah, booyah...Jordan says Jeff likes her booty, she's just kidding...Jeff says "I do"...Michele says "you guys"...Jordan giggles. Jeff says Jordan owes him a back scratch...Jordan says she knows...Jeff says you forgot...she says she didn't...Jordan squeezes Jeff's arm and then blows farts on his chest LOL Jeff laughs and says it tickles...Jordan keeps going...Jeff says "look how this looks for that camera" Jordan tells him to put his knee down and she keeps going...Jeff laughs and tells her to move her head up and down and then he lifts his knee up again and points out how it looks. Jeff says that is the closest to some action he has gotten.  LOL Jordan says the audio doesn't match up though...Jeff says they can put any audio they like with it. Jeff’s final night as HOH - J&J DR revelations 12:14-12:30am Jordan returns from using the bathroom and sits in bed...Jeff touches Jordan to signal to her that Michele is sleeping in that weird position...they both laugh to themselves and Jordan asks Michele how she sleeps like that...Michele says she's flexible...Jordan mutters she is crazy LOL Jordan grabs her water and tells Jeff that she was re-enacting him tonight...Jeff says oh God, like what?...Jordan says it was in a good way...Jordan starts showing Jeff how she mimicked him, doing the hand signal, it's over, you're done, you're outta here...Jeff seems excited about it 😀...he says which ones?...Jordan touches Jeff and says "hey guys I'm making some toona, anybody want some"...Jeff smiles...Jordan continues... ...she says the "we lost, it hurts" saying but she doesn't remember if she left one part out LOL Jordan says Jeff always has to use his hand like this (does the hand signal) and he says "it's over, I'm done"...Jeff bursts out laughing...Jeff says it's pretty good...Jordan says she doesn't bash him...Jeff tries to recall the saying "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" but he can't LOL Michele says he should know because he's all about the analogies...Jeff says he's the analogy master but he's been slacking because his mind is clouded with hate, he's been drinking the winekins. Jordan asks if he has been saying anything bad about her?...Jordan says "are you going to intimidate me?"...she realizes she said it wrong...Jeff says "do I intimidate you? does she intimidate you?" (imitating Jessie LOL)...Jeff says Jordan should have said "he gawn"...she missed it...Jeff says you missed that one? what did she say two sentences?...Jordan was trying to mock him...Jeff says she missed all the good ones, if she's going to make fun of him at least do it right, you lost...Jordan says "God! she can't do anything right with you now...God! Jeff"...Jeff grabs her head with his legs and pins her down...they banter a bit more... Jordan asks if he mocks her?...Jeff says he no, not really, he does sometimes but mostly just makes fun of her...they laugh...Jordan wants him to tell her how he makes fun of her... Jeff just says "you're cute"🥰 Jordan pinches Jeff's cheek and says "and you want to drown me?"...Jordan says she should have said that one too...Jeff says she forgot all of them...Jordan mentions that she cried in the DR, she was a crybaby...they start talking about some criers from past seasons, mostly Amber from BB8 and her Top Model skit. They talk about crying in the DR, crying in the house...Jeff admits he almost cried when he read his letter...Jordan says that Jeff said if it was longer, he would have...Jeff says his letter was only a sentence long, what was up with that letter?...Jeff starts describing how his Ma is and how she would get all nervous writing the letter, omg what do I write? and she probably called his aunt 50 times, they talked on the phone, emailed each other, went over what to write, she would leave in BB because that is the show and football because he played it and that's it ...he says his mom & aunt love to gossip, they must talk about the show after every episode. They go back to talking about the Jeff/Russell fight...Jeff says he's a dork...Jordan says she used that in the DR too, how Jeff says that when he is mad...Jeff says she ripped him one in there....Jeff says that's alright, she got ripped on with the tangerine or the nectarine...Jordan asks him what did you say bad?...Jeff pats her face and says "nothing, you're cute"🥰 Jeff says "I said Jordan doesn't have to know the difference between a peach or a nectarine or an avocado or an artichoke...I love her just the same...she's cute" ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Jordan awwws, you said that?...Jeff says he did...Jordan gets tongue tied instead of saying that that was a nice thing to say...says she knows the difference between them but mixes them up...Michele starts babbling about fruits...Jordan lays down next to Jeff...Jeff tells Jordan to not even say anything more about the fruit, it's all edited and done, it's over...Jordan grabs Jeff's arm and starts rubbing...Jeff gets up to take his whitestrips off... Jeff’s final night as HOH - Jordan feels better and flirty 12:31-12:50am Jeff says the stress and the smoking is going to take 5 years off his life...he says he needs to relax...he laughs and says he knows what would help him...it would have helped a long time ago...he says "Jordan"...Jordan as usual isn't paying attention LOL Jeff returns to bed and asks if he should take off his mic, are they going to crack jokes?...they seem to all want to settle to sleep, they sort of say goodnight...Jordan though starts talking about Russell and the differences in his personality...Jeff says he doesn't know who he is...Jeff says he has an identity crisis, he's insecure. Jeff gets up again...Jordan calls out to him and says she remembers another word from her DR..."delicious"...she says how Jeff says it...Jeff says yeah...Jordan thinks how he says delicious is eww, gross...Jeff imitates Jordan ragging on him for saying delicious...Jordan laughs...Jeff gets back in bed and says that he hasn't even said "crunk" in forever...Jordan re-iterates her point that she was saying the stuff Jeff says is cute, she says it in a flirty way...Jeff says why she didn't remember "we lost, it hurts"... Jeff laughs thinking about it and says "you said "we lost" though?"...Jordan says she said something like that...she got flustered...Jeff says if she had said that his buddies would have fu**ing loved her...his buddies thought of that and his other buddy says "we gawn"...Jeff says he tries to throw that in when he's in the DR and they probably think wtf is that?...Jeff admits he gets worked up in there, they want 1 sentence and he goes on for 5 minutes...Jordan says the DR didn't ask her anything about Russell, they asked more fun stuff...Jeff says maybe Jordan just needed a laugh, sometimes you need that because you come out of the DR all happy...Jordan says she told Michelle from the DR she had a bad day. Jeff wants to know what these people look like...Michele says DR Michelle has glasses, she told her...Jeff asks if DR Michelle sounds sexy, he thinks she does. GAG ALERT⬇️ Michele says "hellz yeah, all Michelle's are sexy"...Jeff says "No, for real, I wanna check her out..." Michele says "yeah for real!"..Jeff half laughs and says "no, yeah...I know for real"...Michele laughs like a hyena and sarcastically says "yeah well then you said Ronno's wife, meh...just kidding"  WTF? 😵‍💫 Jeff wants to check out these people, he can't judge by their voices...Jordan says "what about Smooth Jazz?" Jeff says he's awesome, he's got hair like Braden...Jordan says what about the one guy that seems cool...Jeff wonders how the other crew in the house knew all the names of the people in the DR...Jeff says he never mentioned it before but he hated when Russell would call out to production saying "hey God", it made him sick, he didn't like it at all from day one... Russell thought it was funny but it wasn't, not to take the religious stand but he didn't like it...Jeff says he would need a right cross to the jaw, it would help both of them...Jeff says "he gawn" and laughs...Jordan snuggles a little closer to Jeff. Jeff asks what he should wear tomorrow? he can dress up because he's not doing the comp...Michele wishes they could wear party dresses...Jordan says she would wear her bright dress but then thought she would wear her black one because it would make her look slimmer and then if Russell tries to say something...Jeff tsks and says "shut up, you look great" :) GAG ALERT 2⬇️ Jeff says he put in his blog today that Michele lost 16 pounds and is feeling amazing about herself and I think that is great...Michele in her baby voice says "Jeff makes me feel good about myself and I love that" UGH Jordan ignores her and says she wrote about her losing weight too, she looks awesome and she couldn't wait for her husband to see her, wowzers, he's going to want to rip Michele's clothes off...Jeff says she knows it too...Jordan says the feeling will be mutual for Michele...Jeff says he doesn't even think they will make it to the house. Jordan says "me & Jeff will just be in a hotel"...Jeff says "f**k yeah" and he starts singing No-tel, Motel, Holiday Inn Jordan snuggles close again...they start talking about Vegas, hotel(s) and sequester before BB...they talk about how Russell thinks he is going to be famous after this... Jeff wants to stop talking about Bozo the Clown 🤡he asks again what he should wear?..Jordan says what he wore last week looked cute, his black v-neck shirt...Jeff says he wore that because he had a different black one on and Russell wore the same shirt so he changed... Jeff says he only has 1 or 2 shirts left...Jordan says he looked really cute in the shirt he was in...Jeff describes his button down shirt...Jordan says with jeans?...Jeff says yeah, she says that will look nice...Jeff says with the shoes she wants to burn...Jordan says no...Jeff says he doesn't have any other shoes...Jordan says to wear flip flops...Jeff says with a button down?...Jordan says yeah, he will look sexy...Jeff says no to that...Jeff tries to recall if he wore his brown/cream shirt yet. Jeff says he feels like he is getting a fever...Jordan checks his forehead, says he's warm...Jordan asks Jeff if he wants her to rub his back...Jeff says "yeah, f**k yeah Jordan" and happily turns around and gets in position ;) ...he says thanks Jordan. She says she has a hang nail...some confusion if it was hers or on his back LOL...but she asks Jeff "can you feel it?" and Jeff says "...coming in the air tonight?" 😂 Jeff asks if she got the joke, she says she did and she says that song reminds her of the movie Miami Vice… Jeff’s final night as HOH - Jordan gets flirtier 1-1:21am Jordan continues rubbing Jeff's back...she is very close to him...they are talking about crying when seeing other people cry...Michele says Jeff has empathy...Jeff says he thinks it's his downfall...Jordan asks "why?"...Jeff says he doesn't like people LOL...Michele says "you don't like people? wtf dude?"... Jeff laughs and says sometimes he hates someone and then something sad happens and then he feels bad for them, like when he would come up to the HOH and hear the letters and feel like he had the wrong opinion of people, he felt like an asshole, no really f**k you and I'm out , he felt bad for a couple of seconds and now it's over. Jordan hugs Jeff from behind and pats his belly...Jeff asks if it's fat now?...Jordan says no, you look good...she keeps rubbing...Michele says he'd have to eat 8000 quesadillas for something to go wrong...Jeff says no, if he eats badly a couple of days in a row, he gains weight quick, in the winter he goes up to 200lbs easy, it's like hibernation...Jordan says you eat more, you wear sweatpants, it's cold and you don't wanna wear jeans and stuff, you wanna wear comfy clothes and stay inside cuz it's cold and you wanna eat...Jeff says it's hard to get to the gym and you're so lazy because you haven't seen the sun in fu**ing days. Jordan asks Jeff if he goes to the gym a lot?...Jeff says yes, 4 days a week...Jordan says geez...Michele says he wouldn't look like that if he didn't...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says at least 3 but he tries for 5 but it evens out to 4, he gets streaky about it, he'll go for 3/4 months and then sometimes won't go for a month, kind of like in the house...he says he gets lazy, gains weight and then goes diehard back to the gym...Jordan says she does that too. Jordan taps Jeff to signal the rubbing is over...Jeff does his little "nah, no, where you going?" ...Jordan locks her arm into Jeff's and rubs it...they get quiet...Jeff gets comfy, puts his hand on Jordan's leg... Jordan says it will be hard to go back to the SS room if they have to, she is used to the big bed, the bed down there is hard...Jeff says he hopes have nots are over, he doesn't want slop...Jordan says her or Michele have to win HOH...they talk about winning HOH's and Veto's and comps. Jordan snuggles right into Jeff's neck...Jeff grabs the covers to cover themselves up a little more ...she rubs his chest...Michele fake yawns and they both smile (internal laughs)...Jordan rubs Jeff's face. Michele starts talking about herself again  and they start talking about what they would do to win HOH...Jeff asks Jordan if she would eat bugs?...she says she would struggle but she would do it...Jeff says "hell yeah I like that attitude"...Jordan says that one time they did the blended foods thing, eww...Jeff says it doesn't seem that gross to him...Jordan turns away from Jeff a little and Jeff taps her legs to motion for her to come back to him☺️ Jeff brings up the Chaosserole comp yet again...Jordan giggles and says "Jeff, it's fish, it's salty"...Jeff says "oh boy"...Jordan says Jeff was so mad...Jeff says he was so mad?....Jordan says she was real mad...Jeff says he didn't even realize she was, he said good job and she was like, ummm...they giggle...Jordan says it was cute though, Jeff said "I'm sorry"...Jordan snuggles in again and admits she exaggerated being mean to him...Jeff says she wasn't mad?...Jordan says not after but she had to let him think that she was still real mad at him...Jeff says you made me suffer?...Jordan says she thought it was cute that he apologized, it was sweet but she had to keep her tough face on  ...Jeff tsks and says "so you worked me?"...Jordan says "I diddd"...Jeff says he got hustled...Jordan says "you lost"...Jeff says "it hurts". They laugh about that saying...Jordan asks where he got that from?...Jeff says his buddy Tony & his brother started it, they say that about everything, tickets, beer, whenever they lose...Jordan bets she will say that when she goes home and no one will understand it but her...Jeff says they say it all the fu**Ing time, Jeff wishes Jordan would have said it in the DR, his buddies would love it...Jordan says she can do it again...Jeff says put on another Jeff show? no, she's good. Jordan says she worries about what Jeff says in the DR about her, she will get embarrassed, she worries about what the others say sometimes...Jeff says everyone is getting ripped on...Jordan says you better not rip on me...Jeff says he does it to Jordan in a cute way, he says not everyone is going to like you, what are you going to do? read websites all day, drive yourself crazy at people throwing shots at you? whatever who gives a f**k! Jordan smiles, snuggles again and says she was thinking of funny stuff...Jeff says like what?...Jordan says you, about the recording with the guy talking about the toona and people writing blogs about that...Jordan says even though it's old, when he tells the Technotronics story it's like she's hearing it for the first time, the way he says it is so good. Jeff asks Jordan to play with his hair, he'll take anything...Jordan rubs Jeff's face...they whisper to each other a little game while Michele is in the bathroom....Jordan keeps touching Jeff...she rubs his ear...she asks him if he had his ear pierced?...he says yes, he had a double piercing...Jordan seems disappointed LOL and says "Jeffff"...Jeff says they called him Double J  😛...Jeff says he's joking but he did have one when he was 18,19, what did she think, it was last year?...Jordan says she forgets, she thinks he is...(younger)...Jeff says "oh shut up" Jordan says "k, goodnight" and keeps rubbing Jeff's face and hair......Jeff says he's like a dog...Jeff says his hair is ok, Jordan says he needs to cut the top, it's too long...she keeps touching it, she rubs his neck and then they start rehashing the comments Russell made earlier about them being dumb and how he thought Gucci was dumb… Jeff’s final night as HOH - Hot gardener, Jordanisms & hosting 1:24-1:42am When the feeds return J&J and Michele are talking about the grad comp and how cold and numb they were...Jeff says he felt like he lost his feet...Jordan says when Jeff said that, that she thought "get a new seat", remember what's his name?...Jeff says Jessie? yes he remembers LOL...Jeff says he never got to give any of those guys a hardcore zinger... Jordan snuggles up to Jeff's neck again and says "yeah, well you look better so"...Jordan says they're just jealous because everybody thinks you're hot...Jeff says "f**k yeah"...Jordan says they do and asks Michele if she's not right?...Michele giggles and says yeah, everyone thinks you're hot. Jordan says Jessie would get so mad if anyone would talk about the other guys...Michele says Chima & Natalie thought he was the hottest guy, it's a love fest in here...Jeff says Chima? she hated his face...Jordan says Chima hated you, then liked you, then hated you but she still thought you were hot...Jeff says he'll take it...Jordan says she was going to say that during the fight, that he was jealous of Jeff's hotness...Jeff says now we're going to stop this conversation...Jordan says k, sorry...Jeff wants to talk about wet socks. So of course Michele keeps talking about it   ...Michele says Jeff is going to love her soundbites in the first half of the season, all the questions she was asked were about Jeff (really Michele? 🥴  ) ...Michele says the DR would ask her if she thought Jeff was hot, if she was single would she date Jeff ..Jeff is surprised to hear that, he only knew about the gardening thing...Michele continues to talk like a giddy schoolgirl...Jeff ignores her and listens to Jordan who says Kevin is so funny and how he said that Jeff knows how to work that hose or he can water my tomatoes...Jeff laughs...then Jordan says she thinks she said that Jeff looked like a waterboy or something...Jeff says she thinks they are good takes but he's going to come off like an idiot....Jordan tries to remember what she said...LOL Jordan gets scolded to not talk about her DR's so they stop talking about it...Jeff says he is getting a big head anyways but sometimes in the house it's nice to get a little lift so he appreashes, he says thank you ladies and says maybe he'll come and water their tomatoes...they both giggle...they start up with the artichoke/avocado talk again and Jeff says he forgot, she doesn't even know what a mango is...Jordan says for Jeff to not say that...Michele starts talking about how she doesn't know what that is, to not consult her on fruits...they totally ignore her again, lol ...Jordan says for him to not say any of that...Jeff says the DR asks about stuff Jordan says...Jeff says will try to think of a JORDANISM and he can't...he's going to look back and think of the times when he couldn't believe Jordan said that and he forgot.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KBOJEqQApU Jordan was always so concerned she would come off looking bad she says "you make me look bad?"...Jeff says he didn't say that, he says that he can't wait to look back on this season...like the planter and how Jordan thought it was some guy walking by with a plant...Jeff says he cracks up every time. They start talking about comps and how Michele is so accident prone...Jordan continues to rub Jeff's arm...they talk about how when people host they change their voices...Jeff makes fun of how Michele articulates every word, he laughs...Michele tries to defend herself and makes no sense...Jeff says he never got to host and that is what he wants to do when he gets out of here, show his skills...Michele asks if she came off corny...Jeff says no, no, you articulate every word, he would have had more fun with it, he doesn't know if that is what they want, they probably want more of what Michele did, he would joke around more....(no Jeff, you're wrong or you're being too nice) They talk about Russell and how the votes should go...they talk about the Pig Veto comp...they think it was stacked for Jessie to win...Jeff doesn't know if he believes that...Jeff says he got 6, 6, 6's, he knocks on wood for that and then says he needs to do his prayers for 3 minutes, he covers himself up...Jordan says she wants to go to sleep...Jeff finishes up and then Jordan says she needs to say hers and she will go to sleep...Jeff gets up to use the bathroom and almost runs into Michele who says she was going to slap his butt. Jeff’s final night as HOH - JeJo get snuggly 1:43-1:50am While Jeff is in the bathroom, Michele asks Jordan if she snuggles with Jeff?...Jordan says sometimes but not really (liar! lol)...Jordan says she thinks Jeff doesn't like it. Jordan asks if Michele does it with her husband?...she says yes...Jordan asks if they spoon?...she says yes...Jordan awwws. Jeff returns and says he is obsessed with weighing himself...Jeff says he weighs 182.5 lbs, he was 191 when he came into the house, on slop he weighed 178...crazy talk. As soon as Jeff gets in bed, he covers himself and he does exactly what Jordan said they don't do and what she said Jeff doesn't like doing...they snuggle.   LOL! Jeff and Jordan get super close under the covers (hard to see as Cam 2 continues to stay on Michele grrrr) Jeff makes that mmmm sound he does when he wants to get close to Jordan, he reaches over and snuggles her...Michele says goodnight but they ignore her or don't hear her....Jeff pulls Jordan closer to him...only their silhouette can be seen at this point... Something is going on under the covers...Jeff's hand pops out from under, he leans it on the headboard...Jeff whispers...they giggle...Jordan says gn Michele and giggles...Michele says gn...Jordan says gn Jeff...Jeff says gn Johrdan (Peyton style)...Jordan corrects how he should say Johrdan while turning to face Jeff...Jeff says gn Johrdan...they hug under the covers and a kiss is heard...Michele tries to insert herself in the convo yet again saying gn Johrdan, that she didn't say it British enough 🤔 Jordan peeks out and says "what did you say?"...Michele explains while Jeff cuddles Jordan even more...he whispers Johhrdan...they get quiet... Feeds turn to the crew downstairs and then moments later the feeds are cut off then they return, Michele is seen coming downstairs from the HOH room...she was told by production she couldn't sleep up there. HOORAY!! 🎉 Kissing questions/Jeff put Jordan in a better mood 1:58-2:08am Feeds return to the HOH room right before the 2am hour Jeff and Jordan are still cuddling facing each other...Jordan has her head buried in Jeff's face and neck. Jordan says Jeff needs to be careful with Kevin & Natalie...Jeff says they have to be careful with everyone but Jordan says more with them, she doesn't trust them, it would make sense for them to get rid of Jeff since he's the strongest person...Jeff says they promised but they will see where the allegiance lies...Jordan says she knows but she doesn't believe anybody...Jeff says we'll see and there's still the veto...some rubbing goes on under covers... Jordan asks Jeff if he doesn't feel weird when they're here kissing and they come over the microphone and address them, you forget somebody is there...Jeff says mmm, yeah...Jordan says she does that, she snuggles closer...Jeff says not for under here, they can't see shit, they don't know what's going on...he covers their heads...Jordan says "noooo, cuz it's...they might think"...Jeff says "think what? that we're doing it?"...Jordan says "not that we're doing it"...Jeff says "then what?"...they kiss 💋 Jordan lifts the cover off and says don't you hate when people do that (she does a popping sound with her mouth)...Jeff says he likes anything and he goes in for her neck...Jordan giggles and says right now you do...they cuddle closely. Jordan says don't you feel sometimes when you have a couple more drinks you feel like you can kiss better? cuz you're not thinking about it?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan repeats herself and then asks if Jeff doesn't think that way?...Jeff says "yeah, why? you wanna open that wine?"...Jordan puts her arm in the air and says yeah!...Jeff says "f**k yeah!", pulls the covers over and goes in for the neckage...Jordan giggles and protests, she says it tickles so bad when he does that, it gives her cold chills...he feels her chilly legs LOL Jeff just keeps cuddling Jordan, but then turns towards his side. Jordan asks Jeff if she's a bad kisser?...Jeff says no, why?...Jordan asks Jeff what do you think makes a bad kisser?...Jeff umm's and Jordan says she will tell him hers, when it's like a lizard with their tongue...Jeff doesn't like that...Jordan says when it's so wet it feels like there is drool...Jeff says it feels like they're licking your face...Jeff says sometimes when he is drunk he likes to get sloppy...Jordan says ewww, Jefffff, noooo not get sloppy...Jeff leans in and says let's get sloppy...Jordan says no...Jeff says no, what?...Jordan says not sloppy!...Jeff says what do you want me to do?...Jordan says you have to stay drier... Jordan leans up and says sloppy like where your spit...Jeff says no, he jokes around saying sometimes he likes to spit on each other...Jordan ewwws and Jeff says no...they laugh and Jeff says if some chick did that he would choke her out. Jordan starts describing her first kiss, how it was real wet...Jeff buries his head in her chest LOL...she protests no!...Jeff says who no?...Jordan says you no! she laughs and Jeff turns back to his side and says oi, oi, oi, I didn't do anything! They rustle around with the pillows and covers, Jordan says it's hot...Jeff says this is how they get sick...they talk about Michele's smelly blanket...talk goes back to what makes a bad kisser... Jeff says same thing as her, Jordan says if someone presses their face too hard...Jeff says usually he takes control of the kissing ...Jordan asks if he likes to be the dominant one?...Jeff says no cuz then they will just...Jordan says "they'll follow?"...Jeff says yeah...Jeff says he doesn't like machine gun tongue...Jordan doesn't understand...Jeff says like a lizard. Jordan admits that when she first kissed Jeff she was saying please don't let him kiss like a lizard or something...Jeff says how did it work out?...Jordan gets flustered and says "I told you...I told, umm...you're gonna love me after this...I told everybody...I was like..."...Jeff says alright, alright...Jordan says Jeff gets embarrassed doesn't he?...Jeff doesn't respond...Jordan says hmm?...Jeff says no, that's good, that's all I need to know...Jordan jokes that no, it was really bad...Jeff says he needs to know that too then...Jordan snuggles in and says she's just kidding. One of my fave moments btw J&J: After getting closer to Jeff, she says she's just kidding...Jeff leans his face towards Jordan and says "How do you really feel?"...Jordan says about? your kissing?...Jeff says no. IMO Jeff wanted to know how Jordan really felt about him and them but as usual Jordan missed the cue, heard it and didn't get it or knew what he meant and avoided the subject... Jeff starts imitating Jordan when Jeff touches her and she says NO! He repeats it, NO! NO! It's cute. Jordan says sorry...he says you want to hear it?...he touches her (somewhere) and she says No!..they laugh...Jeff says oh, man, he doesn't understand how it's ok for her but not for him?...Jordan pats Jeff...Jordan says he got her all hyper now... Jeff, as he covers them with the cover says "you're all worked up? you wanna fool around?" ....Jordan mildly protests no but they kiss. Jeff says "that was nice"...Jordan snuggles in and says "k, goodnight"...Jeff says "goodnight Jordan, that was beautiful"  Jordan giggles softly....Jeff asks if Jordan is in a better mood now?...Jordan mmm, hmm"s...Jeff says no more tears?...Jordan says Jeff put her in a better mood...Jeff says good...Jeff asks if she is going to be ready for tomorrow?...Jordan mmm, hmm's...they start talking game... Jordan touches Jeff one last time before sleep 2:08-2:24am Jordan & Jeff discuss how tomorrow will go...Jeff says for Jordan to not say one word to Russell when they're all in lockdown up in the HOH room...Jordan says Jeff got mad at her today...Jeff says he got mad because she was going fu**ing crazy...Jordan says she did, she couldn't help it...Jeff says she stomped out there like a monkey... Jordan says was it embarrassing?...Jeff says her hair was like (he flops his head around, lol)...Jeff says he could tell she was really agitated...Jeff doesn't get Russell getting off of having chicks right in his face, he thinks he likes it...Jordan thinks he has evil eyes...Jordan says how she bumped him...Jeff says with your boobs...Jordan giggles. Jordan says she had to do something to let him know she wasn't scared of him, she's not, she was more worked up because she knew she couldn't do anything about it...Jeff says that was his problem too...Jordan was seriously wanting to nail him right in the head, she would feel so good...Jeff warns her again about not saying a word to him...Jordan says no one has ever been that disrespectul to her...Jeff says he's a one of kind jerk off...Jeff says she has a right to be mad, he shouldn't talk like that...Jordan says Russell saying stuff about Jeff made her mad too...Jeff says he's getting over it, he gawn, that is the bottom line. Jordan says Russell had to play sides, she says she & Jeff stayed on one side and didn't kiss Jessie's ass to feel cool and he did and then he would come with them and that just shows how stupid he is, he was never really with us, no, you're not tough if you were you would stand your ground and not kiss another person's ass..she wanted to tell him to jack off Jessie in the jury house but she didn't. Jeff needs to take his own advice about not saying a word...Jordan asks if she looked psycho?...Jeff says no, just that she was really pissed which is understandable...Jordan thinks Russell is jealous of their friendship...Jeff agrees, he was jealous right in the beginning and he never had anybody and she & Jeff just clicked and she liked Jeff better...Jeff said that he is jealous, maybe of him, maybe of both of them, he has a jealous insecurity, whatever it is, he's a fu**ing loser and he's out...Jeff drinks some water and spoons Jordan, starts rubbing her...the feeds cut off... They return 4 mins later with Jeff laying on his tummy and Jordan sleeping to her side...Jordan says she has to go pee, she goes to the bathroom and comes back...she gets in bed and puts her hand on Jeff's side, rubs him and holds it there for a little bit... Jeff mmm's but dozes off...Jordan turns back to her side and goes to sleep... Cheek caress & sweet kisses 6:07-6:15am Jeff & Jordan are sleeping...Jeff rustles and turns to the HOH door side...Jordan stirs...he hears Jordan moving and reaches back to touch her...Jordan turns towards him, puts her arm around his waist and snuggles Jeff...they lay still for a minute with Jordan's head buried in Jeff's back...she moves her face over...Jeff then turns to face Jordan and he puts his arm over her chest and caresses her cheek. At the 6:13am mark Jeff reaches over to her face and gives her a few short, sweet kisses ♥ and asks her if it's bothering her (having his arm over her), she says no. They try to sleep... Not one word… 10:42-12:19pm ...is uttered by anyone during the time all the HG's are locked down inside the HOH room the day of the live show. Other than the occasional throat clearing by Jeff and turning by Jordan towards Jeff nothing happened (J&J were convinced Russell was going to start up another fight since he had them where he wanted them) Talk about awkward 😳 Chitter chatter in the RR Pt1 12:35-12:59pm Jeff joins Kevin & Natalie in the RR, he lays down in Natalie's bed and says it's just like the HOH... They talk about the SS room being closed down soon. They talk about saunas...Jeff says his favorite thing is being in the steam room with eucaplytus and taking a cold shower afterwards, it cleans out your system. They talk about the clothes BB has given them...Jeff said he got shorts, shoes, tie dyed shirt, chicken suit, sombrero, pig suit, tights, a sheet...Jeff says his favorite costume ever is the chicken suit...he says he is going to be the chicken for Hallowe'en :)...he laughs to himself about how it makes him laugh. Natalie says if she doesn't win HOH today then she shouldn't be nominated again...Jeff is like this --->  🤨 and says her thinking is (hand motion) kooked, he says how about be thankful you're here today and then move on...they discuss a possible curve ball thrown at them by BB...Kevin asks if Jeff is stressed and to not worry about the vote. Jordan joins them and sits on the edge of Jeff's bed...she warns the others about all the ants in the bathroom...Jeff says it's all the cups and candy everywhere...they talk about having lots of time to get ready because there are only 6 of them now then talk about showering order. Feeds cut off and when they return they are talking about watching Beverly Hills 90210...Jordan says she was surprised that Natalie liked that show, so that was cool and how they think the same types of guys are hot like Brian Austin Greene...Jeff says he (Brian Austin Greene) is going to come here and host LOL Natalie says she wishes, she would flip out...Jeff asks if Natalie got to go on a trip with him would she eliminate herself from the game?...Natalie says it depends on the vacation and how long...Jeff says a week in Paris...Natalie says "I'm out!" LOL Jeff asks if she would make a move?...Natalie says she wouldn't go, she has a boyfriend...Jeff says liar! and asks if she would hold hands at the top of the Eiffel Tower? ...Jordan giggles...Jeff says and then what if Megan Fox showed up at the hotel and started clawing at you and you had a catfight?...Natalie says being on BB is enough on it's own...Jeff says you and Megan Fox catfight...rawrrrr...Natalie says she would kick her ass...Jeff says f**k yeah. Kevin says he never watched 90210...Jeff says it was the bomb but he had to secretly watch it because he would get made fun of for watching it (in high school)...Jeff says in college everyone watched it anyways, they talk more about 90210...Jeff says TIffani Amber Thiessen's character was banging everyone in the beginning and he was jealous because he wanted to...he immediately says "naaaa" Jordan says she thinks it would be hard to act a lot younger or older...Jeff says Jordan would be great as someone younger in something like Varsity Blues...Jordan says she would so do that, like the girl who put shaving cream on her boobs...Jeff says "would you do that part Jordan?"...Jordan nods no...Jeff says she so would, liar!...Jordan says she doesn't know, it depends...Jeff says on what?...Natalie says on the money...Jordan agrees on that but says she will feel weird about putting shaving cream "down there" with tons of people around, but not with her boobs (yeah right!) ...they mention Jordan being in other teen type movies. They start wondering about what Julie is going to ask?...Kevin asks what is the coolest thing Jeff's ever acted in?...Jeff says he did these commercials for a cell phone company that are dramatic and very soap opera and they were fun...Kevin asks if he had to get rid of his accent?...Jeff says he can't get rid of it, he went to school for it, he can't, he doesn't want to talk about this shit on tape, he lost a lot of work because of that, he says when he's calm and tries to enunciate each word he can drop some of it...Jeff tries by saying "I'm going to win the upcoming competition" (it sounds like a robot, lol)...Jeff says he would have to go to a speech coach...Kevin says he should get jobs because of his accent...Jeff says maybe, he gets local stuff. Jordan leaves to go take a shower… Chitter chatter in the RR Pt2 12:56-1:15pm Jeff continues to talk about acting, he says classes are fun, it's surprising how much you open up, depends on the teacher, people lose their inhibitions and just go for it which is what you need to do. Jordan comes back without taking her shower, Russell was in there humming a song, taking his time and Jordan is pissed she had to see him in there and deal with him...Jordan sits down on the bed with Jeff...Jordan says now she has to wait until the warm water builds up...Jeff says what if that fu**er stays in there for 2 hours?...Jordan says he probably will...Jordan says he took her mirror to use it to shave his head...Jordan says he's such a little shit LOL...Jeff says she loves when Jordan gets pissed cuz she never gets pissed...Jordan says Russell is such a yo-yo...Jeff smiles...Jordan groans in frustration and Jeff tells her to relax...Jordan says she wishes she could take a bat and smash him, she hates him...Jeff raises his eyebrows in surprise...Natalie says that is how she feels about Michele. Kevin says a comp with life size pinatas would be fun...Jeff says they usually do that with big faces, etc...Jeff says he would love to have cardboard cutouts of themselves, he would love to take one home, it's a bit vain but it would be funny to carry one of those on the plane...Jeff cracks himself up. Jordan starts up with the Russell talk again but Jeff says he's done talking about it, he can do what he wants, he doesn't care...Natalie & Kevin say they play along with Russell but they don't have to worry, J&J have their vote...Jeff says do you have some good stories to tell us later?...Kevin says yeah...Natalie says Russell doesn't like Jordan...Jordan knows that, they start bashing Russell again and Jeff says it doesn't matter, he's not going to shit talk anymore, he doesn't need to defend himself. Jordan says she should tell him to not call her Jordy because she doesn't like it...Jeff says not to say anything...Jordan says she won't...Jeff says who you snapping on?...Jordan says you! Natalie goes on again about how she can't stand Michele...Jeff tells Natalie about the quesadilla he made last night, there is one left over if she wants it, he loves the turkey bacon in it...he wants to f**k it  😳  LOL...Jeff says he puts it in everything, there's nothing in it (fat) so why not, live it up, have sex with it, put it in your quesadilla...as he says this he stretches out his foot towards Jordan and motions for her to crack his toes...Jordan makes a face...Jeff tells her to relax...she starts pulling his toes...Natalie asks don't you love having your toes pulled?...Jeff says not really but Jordan does it lightly...Jeff says pull one, crack one...Jordan says "I'm pulllllin"...Jeff says wait, nice...Jeff smiles at her and she stops for a sec...Jeff says he feels like one needs to be pulled. Jordan looks at Jeff and asks sweetly..."are you going to do your Johnny Depp today?"...Jeff laughs heartily and gets red...Jordan says "do it"...she keeps rubbing his foot while Jeff explains to K&N what the Johnny Depp is...Jordan says you must love him because you tried to walk through the airport like him in Blow...Jeff says that is the character in the movie that he likes but his favorite actor is Johnny Depp...Jordan thinks he is so hot...Jeff says he is so good, Jesus...as Jeff is saying that JD can do anything, Jordan mutters that she would bang him ....Jeff hears this and says "what did you say?"...Jordan says nothing"...Jeff says "I'd bang him? Jordan? What'd your Ma say about potty mouth?" Jordan takes off Jeff's sock and says his toes aren't disgusting...Jeff says he does her feet...Jordan says yeah, her feet are pretty though...Jeff says go ahead and make her joke about the 2nd toe...she doesn't... They start talking about what to have for lunch...Jordan puts Jeff's sock back on and then takes the sock off his other foot LOL and starts rubbing...Jeff gives Jordan a cute smile...she pulls his toes and then puts the sock back on...Jeff says why did you do that?...Jeff laughs...Jordan says "cuz"...Jordan says "aww, I love putting on when I used to"...Jeff reads her mind and says "little baby"...Jordan says "babysit and I was babysitting a little baby and I had to put on their socks and their shoes, I loved that...ah, they're so cute"...Jeff fixes his socks and says he hates when people put their shoes on with their socks not pulled up Kevin says he is obsessed with socks...Jeff says he would break up with a chick that did that on a date LMAO Jordan asks why would she be wearing running shoes on a date?...Jeff says maybe it's a running date at the beach. Jeff says he was giving a scenario and it was all fake anyways to get a laugh, it wasn't a true scenario...Natalie says for Jordan to make sure she keep her socks straight or else he is cutting you (hand motion)...Jeff does the hand motion and laughs...Jeff adds the pffffttttt...Jordan says I lost, it hurts...Jeff says Jordan was doing impersations of Jeff last night...Jordan does the pffffftttttt and the hand motion, Jeff cracks up laughing... Jordan imitates Kevin...Jeff says Natalie & Kevin have a similar walk...Natalie says Jeff stomps because he's a heel walker LOL Jeff says the HOH slippers make him sick, he didn't even feel like wearing them because of he was sick of seeing others slopping around in them...Kevin thinks Jeff has a feet obsession..they go on about feet...Jordan talks about her best friend with the hammerhead thumb...she talks about how they always make fun of each other but are still best friends...she talks about how her and her best friend were going to be like Romy & Michele...Jeff says he heard that story...Jeff says that she won't be her best friend anymore after she just bashed her on TV...Jordan says no, she'll laugh...Jeff asks her name?...Jordan says she can't say...Natalie says that Jordan got called out the other day when she was talking about her ex-boyfriend...feeds go to control room... They return and they continue talking about food and then Jordan leans forward and Jeff rubs her neck with his foot... Jordan says his toes feel like fingers...more bantering about hands & feet, arms & legs...some weird talk going on... Chitter chatter in the RR Pt3 1:16-1:40pm They start talking about Prison Break...Jordan thinks the guy with the shaved head is hot...it is established it's Wentworth Miller  :) ...feeds cut out...eventually they change subjects...Jordan asks if anyone watches Lost?...Jeff says he rented the first few seasons and then he got lost himself, he's out! LOL They talk about 24...Jeff says he watched the first season...Jordan doesn't know it, she doesn't watch police/action shows...Jeff says he loves Entourage...Jordan liked the Sopranos, she would watch with her dad...Jeff says he would watch it with Vit Tan Don at the Italian restaurant and feel all cool...Jeff would drink wine and Vit would drink a coke (aww) they'd get all Soprano'ed out...Jeff talks about the finale and how it ended, people at the restaurant thought there was a power outage and people were outraged LOL Jeff's favorite character was Pauly (...Walnuts...MINE TOO! ) Jordan says she likes OC, she loved Dawson's Creek...Natalie too...Kevin says he loved Seventh Heaven...Natalie & Jordan go on and on about hot actors & characters on the various shows and movies....feeds cut out in the meantime... They now talk about gossip magazines...Jeff says he scans them if he's on one of those machines at the gym, he looks at the pictures...Jordan says she likes reading about Jessica Simpson...Jeff says he likes looking at pictures of Jessica Simpson ...Jordan loves her...she says aww, Nick Lachey, maybe there's still hope for them and they can make another newlywed show if they get back together, they were awesome...Jeff says they were the first ones to start all the reality shows with couples. LOLOL Jordan describes a scene from their show that sounds exactly like Jeff & Jordan...she says Jessica was so pretty just bumming around in sweats, they are outside drinking wine or beer, well he is and he's kinda mad at her, she looks like she just got out of the shower, she's trying to talk to him and he's really aggravated at her, they're kind of bickering and then they make up and then she says he loves her stinky ass and then he grabs her and pulls her upstairs and you don't see the rest...Jeff & Jordan look at each other and smile :) They talk about Dukes of Hazzard and how that was the start of their demise, she cheated with Johnny Knoxville (alledgedly) and Jeff says she looked smoking hot in that video...they agree...feeds cut out again... More reality show talk continues...Jordan leaves... Jordan asks did I act like a bozo? 7:27-7:29pm Jordan finishes taking her shower after the Smores HOH comp...Jeff is cooking...she walks into the kitchen in her towel and asks Jeff what's up?...Jeff says nothin, he's just making those stuffed pepper thing...Jordan says really?...Jeff says yeah, what's up with you?...Jordan says "nothin...do you think I looked like a bozo?"...Jeff says when?...Jordan continues..."on TV when I was yelling at Russell"...Jeff says a little bit...Jordan says really?...Jeff says yeah, but nothing bad, when you went crazy, but what does she mean, it was justifiable, it's not like she wasn't egged on to do it, she doesn't look bad by any means, he yelled too, does he look bad?...Jordan says no, but she got up in his face...Jeff says Jordan got pissed...Jordan says she knows but Julie asked her that and she bets she looked stupid...Jeff says no, Russell looked stupid...Jordan says she was waiting on Russell to bash them...Jeff says he's glad he did not...Jordan says she wasn't going to give him a hug... ...Jordan walks to the SS room to change and Jeff continues cooking. Will you rub me tonight? 7:41-7:43pm Jeff is still cookiing...Jordan is cleaning up and is washing some dishes...she is secretly smiling to herself...she asks Jeff "will you rub me tonight?"...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says "I'm sore"...Jeff asks "will you rub me?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "in special places?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff's eyes open wide and he says "f**k yeah"...Jordan turns around, points to her lower back and says "you can rub me here"...Jeff walks toward her and pinches her butt  😄 Jordan goes back to washing dishes and secretly smiling...so cute 😊 Chillin in the RR on opposite beds 8:55-9:20pm All the HG's except Michele, who is in the DR, are chilling in the RR...Kevin is on his bed, Natalie is putting away her clothes, Jordan is on Jeff's old bed, Jeff is on Natalie's bed...they have just finished talking about the Smores comp. Natalie says her back hurts a lot from the comp...Jeff says they are going to be sore and he points and looks at Jordan...Jordan says "you're rubbing me though right?"...Jeff says for sure, he said he would. Natalie asks if Jeff heard her saying me too, she asks if Jordan heard her. Jordan says yeah, it was funny. Natalie says her "rubber" is gone...Jeff asks your rubber?...Natalie says Jessie is gone, she would just ask him to rub and he would say ok...Jeff says now he needs some rubbers LOL Jordan asks if they have condoms in the jury house?...Natalie says she is sure they do...Jeff says f**k yeah...Jordan asks if they think people have sex in the jury house?...Natalie says she is sure they do...Jeff says f**k yeah...Natalie says cameras are off, fo sho...Jordan says really? what if this year they did it differently and they had cameras there without them knowing and stuff was happening?...Natalie says she doesn't think they are allowed to film you without knowing...Jeff says there's people jerking off everywhere in there...Jordan smiles slyly at Jeff  😚 Jeff asks if they think that the jury house was expecting Russell?...they start discussing what the jury house sees on the DVD's the evicted HG brings to them, they say that Jessie & Lydia would have no idea who was coming to the house next...they figure out that all they watch is the comps, the POV, the ceremonies, no DR's, no hanging out stuff. Jeff gets up to get more candy and then walks by Natalie and farts LOL Jordan says Jeff is so gassy in here...Natalie says he didn't start off like that...Jeff says he was faking it, he says Natalie never talked to him in the beginning so she didn't know...Natalie says yeah, she asks Jeff if he was like that?...Jordan says she doesn't think he was, she says Jeff did fart around her, she remembered the first time she farted around Jeff...Jeff asked if she just farted and he said gross and she was kinda embarrassed because he said it was gross, it was in the GR...Jeff said he didn't care :) They start ripping on Michele and talk a little game...Jeff says she is crying a lot...Natalie says it's because she knows they want her gone...Jeff asks Kevin if he wants Michele out?...Kevin is non-committal...they starting ragging on both Russell & Michele...Kevin says he believes one thing Russell said and that is that Michele wants to make it to final 3 with J&J because she knows she can beat them in comps...Kevin says he doesn't believe shit she says... Jeff says sometimes you can tell when Michele is lying, he states an example, he says he wants her to get away from him...Natalie can't stand the girl...Jeff says she was totally with Russell, he asked her 3 times why she cried over Russell and no answer...Jordan says Michele lied to her saying that she was going to use the veto to put Russell up...Jeff & Jordan vent to K&N about Michele how they couldn't take it anymore, her lies, her associating with Russell...Kevin didn't believe anything Russell said...Jeff too. Kevin brings up the fact that Russell was throwing J&J under the bus by saying they use the word fa***t and gay...Jeff says he hasn't said that since the beginning...Jordan says she has been working on it...Jeff finally spills the beans about Russell using derogatory comments towards Kevin after the chicken comp...Jordan says she knew Jeff wouldn't say it but she was going to tell Kevin about it during the whole Russell drama...Jeff says he might as well tell it now since Russell was throwing stones...Kevin says he knows Russell was trying to connect with him by using the gay card, that is not what he's all about. Jordan can't believe Russell was up there (during live show) and was trying to be all good...Jeff says that he was a character that he was playing, it wasn't him /sarcasm Jordan says omg, I look stupid...Jeff says no you don't, it was a ploy because he put on a suit and everything...Jordan thought he was going to rip on them...Jeff did too...Jeff says they didn't ask him one question about Russell up in the HOH. They talk about who in the house has won HOH, everyone but Natalie...Kevin thanks production for making the comp fair...they talk about the Smores comp again...Jeff says his favorite thing is when people bite it, it makes him laugh...Natalie reiterates that she hates Michele and she had a speech ready for her if she had won...Jeff asks Natalie what happened to her in that comp LOL ...Jeff says she just quit. Jeff leaves the room to go to the bathroom, singing "I can't fight this feeling..." 😊 Super cuddly in the RR Pt1 9:26-9:30pm Jeff has just finished eating a Smore and comes back to the RR, takes off his shoes, slaps Jordan's butt and gets in the bed with her...well actually lays on top of her Jordan says he is smushing her so Jeff gets off of her...Jordan says she likes this, it's like old times...they wonder about what is going to happen to the SS room...Jeff says he is going to sleep in there. Jeff asks Jordan if he told her about him making a smore?...she says yes...Jeff spots a bunch of towels on top of a lamp and says "did I tell you about my friend's house that burned down because he left a towel on a lamp?" He says he's just joking but he gets up and takes the towels off, as he gets back in bed, he pinches Jordan's butt... He laughs and looks at Kevin... ...and then hugs Jordan and goes in for a neck kiss, he looks up, takes the hair out of his mouth LOL and goes in for the neckage again… Kevin asks if they are cuddling right next to him...Jeff starts massaging her lower back and Jordan is liking it, she says "ahh, up, up, ahh, right there"...Jeff says "oh yeah baby"... they laugh...Jeff keeps rubbing for a bit, then presses hard on her back and stops, he puts his arm around Jordan, she fixes the sheet... Jeff asks Natalie if she made a smores cuz they're so good?...Jordan says he has the fixings for it...Natalie has never made smores...Jeff says "ever in your life? it's over, we're having one"...Kevin asks if she's never gone to a bonfire?...Natalie has only roasted marshmallows.... Super cuddly in the RR - Pt2 9:30-9:46pm J&J tell Natalie smores are so good and how to make them...Jordan says if they had a stick from the woods or if you were out in the woods and you built a fire...Jeff smiles and looks at Kevin...Jordan says "shut up Jeff"...she continues saying ""or if you're at someone's house and you just get something and put it over the fire...Jeff giggles..."it's so much fun...cuz it just melts and it's got that burnt taste"...Jeff says he burns his marshmallows, some people sit there for over an hour and try to get it perfect, he doesn't play that game, he just gets it done with, he says he kind of likes it too. Jeff says the spread got puffy in the microwave, it's ingenious...Natalie says it goes perfect with today's competition...Jordan says when the stuff was coming down she wanted to drink it...Jeff says it smelled so good...Jeff calls out Natalie on always wanting an edge (in the comps) and he says she quit. Jordan says she was trying to look at Jeff and say it's over, I lost...Jeff says it was over after the first 5 mins,they know...Jeff says he didn't want Jordan to quit...Jordan says she didn't...Jeff says he didn't want her too...Jeff tells Kevin he didn't even look winded, they wonder how long the comp was and how long the live show was, it seemed really short but it's an hour...they talk about the live show again...Jordan says she was expecting the question about Jeff but was expecting talk about tangerines and nectarines and peaches but she didn't want Julie to ask her about that. Jordan admits she was trying to throw stones at Russell by saying the thing about cookie dough and how you never say that to a girl...they expected Russell to go out swinging but Natalie says he wanted to go out with class...Jordan was like seriously? when Russell gave them all hugs...they had both wanted to stab each other...Kevin says America sees through Russell...Jordan says she hopes Julie doesn't think she is crazy. Jeff talks about the live show and says Jordan was searching for a word felt like for an hour, he says really it was only 2 seconds...Jordan says she was flustered...Jeff says she was uhh, errr, uhhh and how she better spit something out and then she said "Jeff, what do you think?"...and then he did the same...Jordan said she asked Jeff for help...Jeff says Jordan got back to back questions...Jordan says she gets more nervous because it's live...Jeff says his answers upstairs were terrible, the questions were about Jordan, he was asked why he went after Russell, he explained to Julie why and then the 2nd question was what's with you and Jordan? seems like you're getting a little frustrated these days... Jeff says yeah, he's coming to a boiling point and he's on edge with everything and he sometimes takes it out on Jordan and he needs to work on it, it's one of his downfalls, he's just trying to make Jordan the best Jordan she can be...Jordan laughs and Kevin says Oh, God...Jeff says what do you mean oh God? that's a good answer...Kevin says isn't that the army LOL Jeff says it's because Jordan doesn't listen, it frustrates the hell out of him, he goes on to say how he was telling Jordan there was a hole in her cup before the comp started and she didn't listen...Jeff says to Jordan "what are you thinking about?"...Jordan says "he was yelling at me"...Jeff says he wasn't yelling, he was telling her 3 times about the cup...Jordan says that Jeff yelled pay attention!...Jeff says "but what were you thinking about?"...Jordan says the competition and everything. They talk about Michele and how she is sad...Natalie calls Michele a dumbass for thinking that Jeff would vote for anyone but Jordan (yep!) ...Jordan says why is Michele sad about being put up, she is going to be too, she tells Kevin to give her a good speech...Jeff says if Kevin says Jordan is Gucci than she won't even care about being sent home Kevin asks if she should rip into Michele during the nominations?...Jeff says probably not, he might regret it later...Jeff admits he told the DR that he was super pissed about biting his tongue with Russell because that isn't who he is, he's usually takes the lower road and is the little kid and fights and it was bothering him but now that's it's all said and done, he is happy about it, he's the bigger person for it and he looks better. Kevin says he has to stop talking about Jeff...Jordan asks what about?...Kevin is talking about him too much because of his boyf...Jordan asks if his boyf will get mad?...Kevin doesn't want his words misconstrued...Jordan says she loves what Kevin said about the gardening...Jeff says if you make it funny then it's ok...Kevin says he wanted to throw in the thing about Jeff knowing how to handle a hose :...Jeff laughs and feeds cut out... When they return Jeff has his leg draped over Jordan and he is playfully patting her face...Jordan holds his hand and places his arm over her chest. Jeff wonders how they slept in this bed, they were spoiled with HOH...Jordan says she likes being down there now...Jeff says it's back to reality...Jordan turns back to spooning position...Jeff says Kevin will see how spoiled you get up there, sleeping is better, your bathroom is better, whenever you want to get away you just go up there to get away. They talk about how Russell was asking for votes up until the live show....Jordan says he did the same thing with her and Chima...they talk more game  and Russell...Natalie says Michele won't have the balls to ask her for a vote next week...J&J disagree and say she will go up to the HOH a lot to talk and get on your good side...Jeff says whenever Michele tells you something and looks up and over to the side...it's a lie...Jeff gets up and leaves the room... Super cuddly in the RR - Pt3 9:46-10:09pm Jeff returns and gets back in bed with Jordan...Jordan is talking about what is behind the walls, she imagines it being like there is a little railroad (for the cameras) and Jeff says he thinks there is...they wonder where the stairs to the HOH are?...Jeff thinks they are metal, they hear sounds and someone that has heels. They start talking about Kevin & his boyf and if they are mentally picturing him correctly...Kevin describes him...Jordan asks where he met him at?...Kevins says they met at Banana Republic...Jeff says he was a customer?...Kevin says he didn't tell people he's a Jehovah's witness...Natalie questions whether he lied to her or not (karma Natalie, karma)...Kevin says he doesn't want to talk about how he met him... Jeff puts his hand under Jordan and she snuggles into it/him...Kevin just hopes his parents are there (pics in the HOH)...they talk about how Kevin's HOH is going to be...Jeff says that the best reaction was when Jordan read her letter and Kevin jumped up and put his hands together, he giggles...Jordan explains why she gets emotional when the DR mention her family, they all say that they are positive in the DR when talking about the HOH's...they talk about how awkward it is when they want to leave the room but don't want to seem disrespectful...they say that Lydia was the only person that didn't go up to see an HOH room...Jeff says Jordan('s)  😕 and then says mmm and squeezes her under the cover... They discuss the changes in the house from year's past and then Kevin mentions how Jen BB9 used the treadmill indoors...Jordan asks if Jen was the girl that did the interviews?...she asks what she was like during her season?....Natalie says she is just like Laura, vain as hell, but worse...she cried about her pic on the memory wall...Jeff says that is hilarious...Jordan says her and her mom were watching TV and flipping through the channels, they stopped it and watched BB, they laughed about the girl who was crying at her picture...Jordan says it's weird she interviewed them... Natalie says she was really vain, way worse than Laura, they edited her as always looking in the mirror, she had shirts with her name on them...Jeff says that was the worst, shirts with 6 different names on them...like Jenious, Jenuine, etc. They talk about having interviews with Jen & Ross...Jordan says she thought Diane was really pretty...Natalie said she had to be to have Drew...Kevin says to calm down with the Drew love. Jordan says she seemed tall & thin (she's not lol)...Jeff says she was tiny...Jordan seems confused by what she's saying haha...Jeff says she's short...Kevin says people are going to think Natalie is tall...Jeff says what? did you see her in that bomber outfit? she looked like a smurf LOL!  and then he does a hilarious imitation of Natalie hosting the pig comp...they all have a good chuckle over that...Jordan loved when Jeff would say "Jessieeee" imitating Natalie...Kevin is called to the DR. They talk about possible upcoming twists...they want clothes...Jeff says they could use whatever they give him...they talk about going on a private jet to NY and being on the show The Power of 10, then talk about how Dan went to the beach and could take a guest...Jordan tells Natalie about her goodbye message to Lydia while behind her Jeff has closed his eyes and is getting sleepy... Michele comes in the room, they talk about it already being 10...when Kevin comes out of the DR, they will do the HOH reveal...Jordan's neck is starting to hurt so she turns into Jeff and says "armpit"...Jeff says "get in there"🤓 Natalie smiles at them. Jordan puts her arm around Jeff, Jeff looks down at her and says "Johrrdan, I'm bohrred" (Peyton voice) ...Jordan makes him repeat it until he gets it right...Jeff chuckles and says "I love it" Jeff asks if Jordan wants to drink that wine?...Jordan says it might help her sleep...Jeff says he could get crunk...Jordan pops up and says if they've said anything about how Jordan is trying to make Jeff cooler...Jordan tells the story about in her senior year being on a baseball team called Legally Crunk, they had shirts with that on the front and Gooch #1 was Jordan and her friend was #2, crunk was when she was in high school, she needs to update him on words...Natalie says she says crunk...Jeff says everyone does, Jordan is just pretending like she's the coolest and making him look like an idiot LOL Jordan says she is not and they're not stones...Jeff says Jordan was adamant about crunk in the beginning but now it's faded away Kevin comes out of the DR and calls them to go see his HOH. Flirting in the living room 10:39-10:53pm Jeff & Jordan are bored....they decide to go sit in the LR and talk since no one ever does...Jeff lays down on one couch and Jordan sits down on the other. Jeff asks if she ever drinks something and it goes down the wrong pipe and you can't breathe for a second?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says guess what? it just happened LOL Jeff says he likes the couch because you can put your feet up on it, it's perfect for watching tv, he says to imagine having a remote right now and putting in a movie...Jordan loves it...Jeff says it would be awesome to have movie night and then zone out and fall asleep...Jeff smiles at Jordan, she makes a funny noise and Jeff says what was that? Jordan says Jeff looks like he's posing right now...Jeff says for what?...Jordan says for something, he just needs to pull his pants down a little bit, he can do his Hanes...Jeff asks what he's posing for, Blockbuster video?...he pretends to be using the remote :) Jordan says "you looked cute today" ...Jeff says "I did?"...Jordan mmm, hmmm's...Jeff says thank you...Jordan says "in your black"...Jeff says "I appreash"...Jordan says "you're welcome" and Jeff gives her the most beautiful smile... Jordan says what?...Jeff says nuthin'...Jordan says oh...Jeff says "we gawne" :( ...Jordan frowns, tsk's and laughs...they get quiet. Jeff then says that he was thinking about Ronno for some reason...Jordan says why?...Jeff says he doesn't know...they get quiet again but are making signals to each other about the others (Michele in particular) ...Jeff whispers something about "she's crazy". Jeff then yells out NO! in Jordan style...he asks her to do her NO!...Jordan does it but Jeff says no (it isn't right)...Jordan says for Jeff to say something...Jeff says let me grab your boobs...Jordan says No! but Jeff doesn't think it's right yet but closer...Jordan says it can't be on the spot, it  has to be in the moment...Jeff says like if I'm grabbing something?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff laughs. Jordan says there's a lot more boob to grab, like a lot, like a lot more, when she grabs and squeezes them she realizes she has a lot more to grab...Jeff says she has a pocketful of boobs...Jordan says she knows, she does..Jeff says she has a bag of boobs...Michele walks by to go to the SR and Jeff says when Michele eats candy she goes crazy, he says he was thinking about Ronnie because of the way Michele chews her food...Jeff imitates her chomping...they both say Ronnie would chew like that...Jeff says "what's up Ronno?"...Jeff imitates Ronnie, how he loves the backdoor plan and how he told Jeff he was going up. Jordan says "Jeffrey"...she asks Jeff if there is a name his mom would call him when she would get really mad at him?...Jeff says Jeffrey Edward, my ma would say if she was getting really pissed...Jordan says her mom would say "Jordan Halie" or she would say Jor-DAN, she would get real mad and scrunch her teeth. Jeff asks if her mom has a country accent like Jordan?...Jordan doesn't think her mom does, doesn't think she does...Jeff says because everyone there talks like you?...Jordan says her mom has a soft voice...Jeff says "do you think you have an accent?"...Jordan says not really...Jeff says "you do"...Jordan says she thought when she came to LA that people just thought that because everybody is from different places...Jeff laughs and says "is that what an accent is?"...Jordan smiles... and says "Jeff"...they both laugh...Jeff says "I thought people had different places because they were different parts of the world" and laughs...Jordan says people in Charlotte don't say anything to me about it and because you're from Chicago, Chicago people talk different...Jeff says that is what he's saying, she doesn't notice cuz you...I got it...now let's talk about those light fixtures... Jordan says Jeff is getting aggravated, so aggravated...Jeff keeps going and says poking fun at Jordan "I didn't think that accents came from different parts of the world"...Jordan says "shut up". Natalie walks by and then Jordan says to Jeff "you know?" Jeff just looks at Jordan. ♥ Jordan then continues by saying that she can't believe it's her voice when she hears it on a message...Jordan says her mom never answers her cell phone and she gets so mad...Jeff says "hey Vit Tan Don"...Jordan tries to say Vit Tan Don and sounds terrible! 😛 Jeff laughs...Jordan asks if that is his real name or a name he made up?...Jeff says nah, it's a long story and he proceeds to tell it, his name is Vito Anthony so his ma yells Vit Antone!  like Vit Antonio, like Vit Antone...Jordan says something about a Villa Antonio and Jeff says don't get confused, that's all, he doesn't even want to tell the story now, it's over. LOL Jordan says she lost. Jeff says they need to dust, they don't even clean, remember the first week or two or three they would vacuum, now they do shit, they're so lazy, they're acting like spoiled little bitches...Jordan says she's going to sleep good tonight...Jeff says why?...Jordan says that Jeff didn't compete, she says she is sore and points out where and says she needs Jeff to rub there...Jeff says where? Smiles  Jordan says here...Jeff says where else? Jordan says all over...Jeff rawrr's...Jordan says to get prepared...Jeff cracks himself up. Jeff admits the HOH bedroom is better because the bathroom is right there, etc...Jeff says it hurts, we lost, back to normal. Feeds cut in and out...Jordan says she is going to go lay down and heads to the RR. Being jealous/Jeff’s getting sleepy 11-11:28pm Jeff, Jordan & Natalie are laying down in the RR in their separate beds...they start talking about what the jury house is like...Jordan says she would hate to be there first because you would be all alone for a week, but then what if second person is someone that you can't talk with, then it would be doubly boring...Jeff says what if you were super bored and the next person that comes in is someone you could bang? LOL Natalie says kinda like Jessie & Lydia?...Jeff says that would be kinda cool...Jordan says she's sure they had fun but she wishes she would open her eyes because Jessie was confessing his love to Natalie...Natalie says she's dumb, she knows this...Jeff says she doesn't care...Jordan says it's obvious he liked Natalie, when they played the "who has a crush" game in the BY, he raised his hand and it was Natalie he meant. Natalie says Jessie would get frustrated because she would talk about her bf and he would get mad...Jeff laughs...Jordan says really? omg, I bet your bf hates him...Jordan says if her bf was on a show and some girl kept coming around him, she would be yelling at the TV "don't get near him!" and if she was telling him how she felt, she would be so jealous...Jeff says "so jelly?"...Jordan says yeah, very jelly. Jordan asks Natalie "wouldn't you? If your bf was the other way?...Natalie says of course...Jeff says "I'd be so jelly"...Jordan says "I would, I would get very jealous"...Jordan says she used to never get jealous, she thinks it depends though on the circumstances, sometimes she thinks some people she has dated have tried to make her jealous on purpose, she asks Natalie if her bf ever did that?...Natalie says probably yeah.. They start talking about tomorrow's comp and what it might be...Jeff says what if it's a fishing trip?...Natalie says what if it's a trip to another show?...Jordan says what if they all got to go to the Price is Right?...they talk about former show's luxury trips and former seasons, about finale night and how they fit in so many seats out there...Jeff thinks it's cool that there are people out there waiting for you...Jordan wonders where you drop your bag, etc when evicted...Jeff jokingly says to Jordan..."you will see when you leave" and he smiles at her...she doesn't respond...Jeff keeps looking at her and smiling...Natalie says that was a stone...Jeff says it took her a minute to get that, it bounced off her head and just laid there LOL Things are quiet until Jordan says she's in the mood to watch a movie like Top Gun or Jerry Macguire, something like that...Jeff says he would watch Jerry Macguire right now for sure...they both love that movie...Jordan starts saying that she loves when Jerry (Tom Cruise) tells her (Reneé Zellweiger) how he feels about her but the feeds cut out... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpWAlvWNZj0 AWWW  🥰 The feeds return with them talking about Russell and how he tried to be a villain...Jeff says he wasn't, he was a douchebag...Jeff leaves saying he's going to put his glasses on because he's getting tired...Jordan & Natalie chit chat about their nails, about both of them not having won anything yet (prizes)...they talk game...Natalie hopes Kevin sticks to the plan and Jordan has a feeling she's going home this week...Natalie says no...Jordan knows Kevin is putting her and Michele up...Natalie agrees. (liar!) Jordan realizes if Michele wins veto, her and/or Jeff are screwed 😟 Jeff comes back, once again says he's tired... They talk about DR's and Jeff says if he can do his tomorrow...Natalie is surprised at Kevin's bf...Jordan says he's fine...Jeff imitates Jordan saying he's fine...Jordan looks at him and 🙄...Jeff says "did you roll your eyes right now?"...Jordan says mmm, hmm. Jeff looks at her... Jordan farts and describes the fart...Jeff says it's probably all rotten under that blanket, for her to get under there...Jordan says she has a headache, after the comp she felt greasy...Jeff says easy, breezy, beautiful Cover girl? :🤪 Jeff says it looked like in the HOH comp they all quit or was that just because Kevin was so far ahead?...Jordan says there was no way she was going to catch up...Jeff says Kevin was so focused...Jeff says they were all sliding, they should have run...Jordan says it was so hard...Natalie & Jordan agree they both sucked...Natalie says Russell would have done good, it would have been btw him & Kevin for HOH...Jeff says so that was endurance huh? They start talking about the various rooms and how happy they are the HN room is closed...they say that no one ever went in there to scheme or do anything...Michele says she went in there to meditate...Jeff says he went in there to masturbate and immediately looks at Jordan LOL Jeff then says you can't do anything in here, forget it, he's not getting a youtube of him jerking off...Kevin finally comes out of the DR. Jordan plays w/Jeff’s hair/Stayimg BFF’s/Relaxing Táxi Pt1 11:28-11:48pm Kevin comes out of the DR and Jeff who has been laying on his bed, immediately gets up and joins Jordan in her bed...Jeff lays down with his head on Jordan's butt...she asks him if he wants a pillow, he says no, he's got her butt, her booty...Natalie says if he has enough cushion and Jordan says "for the pushin"...Jordan starts rubbing Jeff's hair...Jeff says there's no "pushin" going on here. Natalie gets called to the DR...Jordan keeps playing with his hair and Jeff says it feels so good, he's so relaxed... Jeff thinks they are having a luxury competition tomorrow...Kevin doesn't...they start thinking of what kind of comps they might have...Jeff says he wants to get on a private jet and on the way back go fishing...they want to go on Price is Right...Jeff says how about a soap opera?...Kevin says that would be for Jeff...Jordan says it wouldn't be for her. Michele says it would be cool to meet Drew Carey...Jordan says Price is Right, please, she needs to win...a car, some money...Jeff says a Winnebago and a kitchen set LOL! Kevin says they need to cross promote something new...Jordan says she would want to go on Deal or No Deal, Jeff too...she says the show gives her anxiety, she sometimes has to turn the channel, they talk about Howie Mandel & Bobby's World...Jeff likes him. Feeds cut out & return with Jeff scooting up to get more comfy (between her legs now on a pillow). Kevin says that he thought Jeff was going to give Jordan a massage (since it's Jordan that's rubbing Jeff's head)...Jordan says he is later on...Jeff says he always does...they don't see behind the scenes.:) Jordan starts massaging Jeff's face, he says he has never gotten anything cool like a massage or a facial...Kevin asks if he has any weird bumps on his head, she says no, she can't feel anything...Jordan says she could pluck Jeff's eyebrows right now but Jeff says he just did them. Jordan asks if she sees a blackhead on Jeff can she pop it?...Jeff says no because then it will make a zit...Jordan says she inspects her mom's face for blackheads...Jordan says "Jeff, you don't really have any wrinkles"...Jeff says he uses lotion a lot because he doesn't like being dry and asks if being moisturized will help?...they say yes...Jordan continues to play with his face, massaging it...Jeff asks if this is what they do in a facial?...Jordan shows him what a facial is like...Jeff mmm's and asks if she falls asleep?...Jordan says yeah, almost and they have waterfall music playing and then they massage your shoulders (she demonstrates)...Jeff says that sounds awesome, do guys get them?...Jordan doesn't know but he could...Jeff doesn't think so, it's fancypants...they laugh about how he said fancypants, it sounding like candycane from the movie Joyride with Steve Zahn. Kevin & Michele have left the RR...Jordan bends down and whispers in Jeff's ear what Natalie said about Kevin sticking to the plan, they are after Michele but Jordan is worried that he will put her and Michele up and backdoor Jeff...Jeff has the same feeling...Jordan says they got rid of Russell and now Jeff is the strongest player left so why would he keep Jeff if he can get rid of another strong player. Jordan whispers that if she is put up on the block and she wins veto that she won't take herself off because they'll replace Jeff and she knows he will be voted out, if it's her and Michele she will stay...Jordan promises him...Jeff says he appreashes...Jeff says Kevin said Jeff wouldn't be going up in no way, shape or form. Jordan continues playing with Jeff's hair, she tells him that she doesn't like the way she feels in there anymore...Jeff says what do you mean?...Jordan says with her emotions and everything, she doesn't like the way...she can't explain it well...she feels stupid even saying it...she feels like she is drained and sad, she doesn't like that feeling, it's like an anxious, nervous but sad feeling...Jeff says he knows what she means...Jordan says she worries all the time, it's not a good feeling, leaving or staying... Jeff asks where Michele is, making her move already?...Jordan whispers to Jeff that if Kevin sends Michele home, it's looking good for them...Jordan says Russell was filling people's heads with stuff. Jordan asks if she & Jeff will still be BFF when they get out of there?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan swears that if she wins she will get him the Bears season's tickets...Jeff says he will get her the earrings. Jordan says thanks, appreash. :) Jordan plays w/Jeff’s hair/Stayimg BFF’s/Relaxing Táxi Pt2 11:48-11:58pm Jordan says she started a cornrow in Jeff's hair, she'll put him in braids and make him all gangsta...Jeff says hell yeah, that would be awesome...Jordan says "so what's new Jeff?"...Jeff says nothin, no new stories this week...Jordan says yeah, they have their bickering story...Jeff says they have to stop bickering...Jordan says she knows, he's the one that gets frustrated with her...Jeff says he does but Jordan has to laugh it off...Jordan says he gets frustrated with her and then she gets scared, kind of like she needs to stay away from him...Jeff says no...Jordan says you don't think that?...Jeff says no...Jordan says that is how she gets when he is all mad and stuff. Jordan puts on Jeff's glasses... Jeff says it's so relaxi taxi...for her to keep playing with his hair. Jordan in a cute voice says Relaxi Taxi. :) Jordan says Jeff really is blind...Jeff says blond?...Jordan say blind...Jordan can't get the braids to work, she says Jeff can't fall asleep because he has to rub her next. (good luck with that Jordan, lol!) Jeff says he might raincheck it...Jordan says no, she's been good, she's been rubbing him almost every night...Jeff says he rubs her arm, other than that one night when he was fired up (and she rubbed a lot), it's pretty equal. Jordan says she's been doing more than 90/10 maybe now it's like 70/40. 😛 Jeff mmm, hmm's, he says except it doesn't work like that, it has to be 60/40 because he has to fit it into 100...Jordan says that is what she meant Jeff...Jeff says he knows Jordan. Jeff says to make the cornrows with the little rubber bands, he gets up to get some more and he says he's so tired, what's up? he feels like he took a sleeping pill...Jordan whispers that Michele is probably up there telling Kevin stuff, she is worried about this week...Jeff says him too, it's a big week, he says one of them has to win the veto.🙁 Jordan says she feels like he was disappointed in her today...he says no, he just felt like if they had to win this or go home, that wasn't the attitude that was out there and he was just worried about his chances...Jordan says when Natalie said what she said it made her think...Jeff says he already thought about it too...Jeff thinks he can talk to Kevin reminding him that he took him off the block with the veto...Jordan says Jeff needs to talk to him before noms. Jordan says if Jeff left she would die and if she left she would cry, she'd be stuck with those crazy people...Jordan goes over the possible scenarios and she says her and Jeff have come this far, she would hate something messing up, she says she would want to cry if Jeff left. 😢She says she would be in the worst mood for the whole time...Jeff agrees...Jordan asks Jeff who he wanted to win more, Michele or Kevin?...Jeff says Michele...she says maybe Michele is up there striking a deal with Kevin...feeds cut out...

August 28 Sleepy cuddles & kiss 1:14-1:22am Jordan has been in the DR for a long time. Jeff, who had commented on how tired he was, has gone to sleep in the SS room. Jordan goes into the room and joins him in bed... Jordan sits on the side of the bed and reaches out to Jeff to wake him...Jeff reaches out for her hand and pulls her towards him...she goes to lay down and he hugs her sweetly, they get comfy...Jordan asks Jeff what time he went to bed?...Jeff is groggy, he mumbles that after she went in the DR, he went in there...Jordan turns to hug Jeff and says he has been sleeping a long time...Jeff says why?...Jordan says because she went in there around 12 something... Jeff asks who is down here?...Jordan says Michele & Natalie...Jeff mumbles really? and turns towards Jordan, puts his face right near hers...Jordan pats Jeff's face and tells him that he owes her a back rub tomorrow...Jeff moans and hugs Jordan's body putting his leg over her, he says "you got it"...Jordan leans into Jeff and hugs him closer and says "you do?"...Jeff rubs Jordan's head and says "hmm?"...Jordan says "I said you do?"...Jeff says "I said yeah" and rubs her back... Jeff says he doesn't know why he is so tired today...Jordan says she's going to be so sore tomorrow...Jeff keeps hugging Jordan and says yeah, she is...Jordan says Jeff is hot...Jeff says "like my body?" and she says mmm, hmm...Jeff turns a little bit and rubs Jordan's hair. Jordan says "we have to win the veto"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan says it's really important...Jeff says yes, it is, he thinks so...Jordan says that she told him that if she won she wouldn't take herself off just in case...Jeff turns his face towards Jordan and rubs her hair again briefly...they talk about the house still being on lockdown...Jordan says she is going to let Jeff go to sleep...Jeff whines no, I like you when you're in here  :) ...Jordan says he sounds like he is halfway asleep though...Jeff says he is...Jordan says she will let him sleep...Jeff does that whiny moan noise when he means no and keeps rubbing her hair. Jordan says for Jeff not to forget to talk to him (Kevin) tomorrow...Jeff says he won't and Jordan better say her peace too...she will...they talk about what the deal was with Kevin...Jordan turns to her stomach and faces Jeff, Jeff has his hand on her head... Jordan says she wanted Kevin to win but now she's kind of nervous...Jeff keeps rubbing her hair...Jeff yawns big...Jordan says she has a big, old bruise on her knee...Jordan says she was already tired just from running 4 laps... Jordan says she started off good at first but once she fell it was over...Jeff doesn't say anything with being half asleep...Jordan says she hopes Jeff isn't disappointed in her...Jeff turns to full body hug Jordan and says "no, Jordan you tried your best?"...he keeps rubbing her hair and back...Jordan says she knew she couldn't catch up so after that hmmm, it's like she got so far behind and she just like geez...Jeff says he knows. Jordan says she gets scared when Jeff yells at her...Jeff squeezes her, he rubs his face and says don't be scared...Jordan says she does, it's kind of like when a coach yells at you, it scares her, doesn't it scare him?...Jeff says no...Jordan pretends to be Jeff yelling at her and says she gets scared...Jeff says he's just helping...Jordan says maybe it's because she has never seen that side of Jeff and she's not used to him. Jeff is dozy so Jordan says she'll go, she says goodnight...Jeff says gimme a kiss and they kiss... Jeff says he's tired for real...Jordan can tell because she's trying to talk and he's sleeping, she says to sleep tight...Jeff moans and he reaches for her hand Sleepy hug/Jeff doesn’t remember 10:15-10:18am Jeff & Michele have been cleaning the kitchen, there is a huge ant problem (yuck!)...Jeff is called into the DR...Jordan walks into the kitchen...Michele tells her what they have been doing...Jordan says she didn't sleep well at all (not with Jeff again 😉  ) Jeff comes into the kitchen from the DR and heads right to Jordan, they hug while Jordan tells him she didn't sleep well at all...Jeff says it's because she didn't sleep with him (he's right!) Jeff says he was out huh? what did he say? wtf happened? did he take a sleeping pill or what?...Jordan goes in for another hug and says she was in the DR and she said something, where's Jeff and he was in bed and she went in there and she was talking to him asking him if he wanted her to let him go, let him sleep (Jeff smiles) and he said no, no and she could just tell so she let him go to bed. Jeff doesn't remember what she said...Jordan can't remember what she asked him but she remembers him massaging her head and it felt good...he asks her if he did that?...Jordan says yeah, she demonstrates and says it felt good...Jeff says see? that was the perfect scenario, he was asleep and she was getting a massage 🤝Jordan says she asked Jeff is he was disappointed in her and Jeff said no...Jeff says see? They go back to cleaning up… Laying in the GR/Broken elastic sweatpants 11:13-11:25am Jordan is laying in the GR in her little blanket cocoon, she has a very serious, worried look on her face. At the same time Jeff is staring at the picture wall...Jeff then comes in and says "Johrdan"...she immediately smiles...Jeff pinches her leg and lays down on the far end of the bed...Jeff says he got up early, got ready for the day and now they are going to go back to bed?...Jordan asks if he wants to?...Jeff says what else are they going to do?...Jordan says yeah, let's go to bed, in here?...Jeff says he doesn't care. Jordan says she has a headache and she is kind of grossed out by the food..Jeff says him too...Jeff says there were ants marching in there, they were playing Dave Matthews Band ...they talk about how nasty the ant problem was then Jordan says she's sore and Jeff needs to still rub her, she's going to keep reminding him...Jeff says just like when he reminds her to backscratch...they then talk about taking showers vs. just going in the pool...Jeff says he was so tired last night, he liked it, it was like he ran 5 miles...Jordan says when she got out of the DR, the lights were out and she was like where's Jeff? where's my b...(Jeff looks at her and smiles at her hesitation)...where's my BFF? Jeff asks what time he went to bed?...Jordan says she got out of the DR around 1:30...Jeff says oh, he thought he went to bed at 11...she says it might have been, she was in the DR for awhile...Jeff lifts his foot to her face and she pretends to kiss his toe...Jeff laughs...Jordan moves towards Jeff and lays down with her head facing Jeff's armpit...Jeff says "Johhrdan? you wanna get in there?"...she holds his arm.... Jordan admits she got so embarrassed when Julie asked her about turning away from Jeff's kiss, she could feel her face get so red (well maybe you shouldn't have avoided it )...Jeff said he tried to get in there...Jordan was thinking help me!...Jeff says Jordan was like umm, well, errr, ummm, like...and Jeff was like (it's over sign with hand) "quit it"...Jordan says she didn't know what to say...Jeff says no, it was funny, he didn't do much better. Jordan reaches up with her other hand to hold Jeff's...Jeff says his questions upstairs were terrible...Jeff explains how he treated talking to Julie like being in the DR, he was rambling and he could tell Julie wanted him to finish up...Jordan's face is just beaming when he tells this story  They talk about how the live show went and how they could have said or done things better or differently. Jordan puts her head on Jeff's chest...Jeff starts bitching about Michele and how she is going to be all up in their asses this week, it was kind of good that she was with Russell, they whisper some inaudible game talk...Jordan then blows a raspberry on Jeff's chest saying she had to do that, sorry....Jeff nods LOL...Jordan says Jeff always has his Hanes sticking out...Jeff sarcastically says it's because "someone" broke the elastic on his pants that he wears every day...Jordan says who did that?...Jeff says he doesn't know, they gawn, LOL Jordan says she didn't do it...he gives her a look...Jordan says it again and Jeff says ok, go back and watch the season, the beginning of the season he had elastic on his pants, then she wore them outside in the hanging competition and he put on his pants and there was no more elastic, it broke, it's in there but it snapped. Jordan smiles and says he's blaming it on her the one time she wore them?...Jeff says who else is there to blame it on?...Jordan says not me, yourself ANALOGY TIME: Jeff says if he lets her borrow his car and it comes back and there's no engine in it, who is he gonna blame it on? You borrowed it and now it doesn't start? You! Jeff says just say you broke the elastic, it hurts, you lost...no elastic...be happy you have a drawstring. Jordan says "Jeefffff" :) Laying in the GR/it’s a boner/You look good without makeup 11:25-11:38am Jeff starts up again with how much Michele is making him sick, she drives him crazy with the giggling, he says he can't take it, he imitates her annoying giggling 😠...Jordan giggles LOL Jeff says he has to get through this week, he hopes Kevin sticks to the deal. Jeff is silent...Jordan buries her head and Jeff puts his hand around her head...Jeff then laughs and Jordan says what?...Jeff says is it cozy in there? (armpit, lol)...Jordan says it's like a bat cave. They start talking about what # day it is in the house today and then Jeff sees black stuff in Jordan's eyeball and she gets up to take it out...he gets grossed out by it LOL Jordan sits back down...Jeff hears Michele talking in the kitchen with the others and says now she is bashing Russell.🙄 Jeff says he hopes that Kevin does the right thing...for himself...he looks at Jordan... Jeff says they are not going to get a word in with Kevin at this rate...Jeff picks 2 ants off of Jordan's blanket and says this is fu**ing gross...Jeff says it's over, they're infested, it hurts...Jordan says we lost. Jordan says "play with my hair or something"...Jeff says Jordan is getting to be more and more like him  He keeps playing and then says "you wanna see what's on TV?" :) Jeff starts tickling Jordan on her neck and Jordan goes crazy "JEEFFFFFF! you can't do that!"...he lets up eventually and she puts her head back on his chest...she says he's too skinny now, she just feels bone. Jeff says no way, he's gained some weight, he's been eating everything in sight...Jordan says she laid her head down and it was digging into a bone...Jeff says it's not a bone, it's a boner they laugh especially Jeff...Jordan says Jeff is a dork. They start bickering about the who rubs whom more situation...Jordan says to keep rubbing but she is going to take a shower because she's grossed out and then put makeup on and look presentable...Jeff says not to put make up on because it runs down her eyeballs and she looks fine without it...Jordan gets offended and says oh my gosh Jeff...Jeff says that's a compliment, you look better without makeup...isn't that a compliment?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says he likes her without makeup...Jordan says she looks tired...Jeff says then fire some makeup on, whatever makes you feel better, you look good both ways.:) Jeff says to do him a favor, if they do any more comps involving water, wash your makeup off...Jordan says it's only because it's liquid, she can't wear a pencil eyeliner...Jeff asks if she usually wears the pencil kind?...Jordan says yeah but BB wouldn't allow it (writing instrument) so she came prepared...they decide it's time to get "social" so they leave to go talk to the others… JeJo need to win, that’s all 4:32-4:42pm Jeff & Jordan are outside on the couches...Jeff has been told by Kevin that he's most likely going up because he can't take the chance that Jeff wins the POV while Jordan & Michele are up and he takes Jordan off and then Natalie has to go up...Jordan is quiet and pensive...Natalie has been sitting with them bitching about Michele being a liar and how she wants her out, all the while lying through her teeth about not wanting Jeff out. 🙄 Natalie leaves the BY and J&J are left alone...as soon as she leaves, Jeff looks at Jordan and says she better focus this POV, this is what it's going to come down to, Jordan getting Jeff off the block one time 😟...Jordan says she wishes he would just put her & Michele up, she's surprised he's not putting her & Jeff up together...Jordan says right before she left talking to Kevin, Kevin told her that he thought of Jeff & Jordan as individuals and the nominations don't matter, what's important is the POV and that will decide who's going home...she was thinking Jeff was getting backdoored. Jeff says it's him & Michele (going up)...Jordan says her stomach is upset...Jordan says even if Natalie wins, she thinks her word is good so it's ok...Jeff says who's word is good at this point?...Jeff says Kevin's plan is smart but stupid because now Jeff has more reason to go after him, he was gunning for him after Michele went home this week anyways, he plans on winning the POV so it's fine...Jeff says she has to pull out a big win and vice versa, if fu**ing Michele wins, he will be so pissed...obviously. 😫 Natalie returns saying Michele & Kevin are still talking...Jeff says Kevin has what he wants and that's all...they sit in silence for a bit...Jordan wonders if Kevin wins the POV will he change the noms?...Natalie says no, what would be the point?...Jeff says he has no advantages of keeping Michele here, Jordan says that is true...Natalie says Kevin doesn't like Michele and wants her out of here. Jordan says Michele is going to be acting weird now until the POV is over...Natalie says she's already weird, she can't get any weirder...Jordan says her deals change every time there is a new HOH, she's just trying to save herself...Natalie leaves again... Jordan says she is sick to her stomach...Jordan says she has a feeling that if Kevin wins POV he will replace Michele with Jordan so that Jeff will go home...Jeff says all he cares about is winning the POV...Jeff says he doesn't give a f**k who wins after that, if he doesn't win, he's gone, who the f**k cares if Jordan goes up next to him, it doesn't matter, he's going home, all you have to do is win now. Jordan says "you're pissed now aren't you?...Jeff says yeah, he's pissed because he could have gone to the final 4, he told Jordan they were gunning for him not her but whatever, if shit was easy, everybody would do it, you gotta prove yourself and I will prove it tomorrow, he'll take it into his own hands and win and guess who he's coming after next week when Kevin's not playing HOH, he'll make a deal with Natalie and say it's me & Jordan, you want to go too? because Kevin is going home...after he wins tomorrow. Jordan starts up with the scenarios of winning...Jeff says me, you, win, that's all...Jordan says she knows...Jeff says that is all you have to know, don't tell me another scenario or strategy of who's going up, just win, that's all, he doesn't want to hear anything but she's going to win and that's all, no more scenarios, the scenario is if I don't win, I go home, that's all. 😩 Jordan is stressed, she gets up to leave and Jeff follows saying he's going to take a shower. Don’t look so sad 6:32-6:36pm Jeff is in the kitchen finishing up prepping the chicken. Jordan, all mopey and covered with her blanket, walks into the kitchen towards Jeff...Jeff says "what's up?"...Jordan whispers "what's up?"...Jeff says "nothing, just making dinner", he says he's just going to let it marinate for a little bit...Jordan asks if Jeff wants to go lay down...Jeff says he'll go lay down...Jeff says "why you looking so sad, don't look so sad"...Jordan walks over to Jeff and touches her chin to Jeff's shoulder...she's called out by BB to put on her mic...Jordan leaves to go get it, Jeff finishes up and then Jordan comes back into the kitchen braiding her hair...Jeff asks her to take the bowl of chicken and put it in the SR fridge...Jordan meets Jeff in the SR, they put away the chicken and then head to the SS room to lay down... Pre POV stress, voodoo & cuddles Pt1 6:36-7:04am Jeff & Jordan go to the SS room to chill...it's not really working...they are stressed from the second they get in there...Jeff starts biting his nails, he says he hopes they get to practice, it better not be just questions, he hopes they do some running around out there...Jordan says she thinks it is because they're doing stuff outside, most vetos you run around. Jeff says you just gotta win, that's all, he's not too down...Jordan says she feels bad, like she let Jeff down...Jeff says she can tell him that tomorrow...Jordan says why?...Jeff says you have a chance to save me?...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says well then don't let me down. 😒 Jeff says it's not up to her, it's up to him to win...Jordan says but she's his partner...Jeff says "well then win and don't say you're going to let me down"...Jordan says she will...Jeff says he told her it would come down to that one time, but it's not up to her, don't feel pressure, the pressure is all on him...Jordan says "or I win and I can take you off"...Jeff says that's the back up plan, Jordan winning, that would be sweet, try your hardest...Jordan says he knows she is, why wouldn't she?...Jeff says he knows, everything he prepared her for and told her, this is the moment, it's tomorrow... Feeds go off and return with Jeff saying winners win and he's one, you can't just walk through, you have to prove yourself, now is his time and there are back up options with Jordan or Natalie winning, he doesn't trust Kevin...Jeff keeps biting his nails...they talk about what the POV comp might be and BB not giving  Jeff an advantage, Jeff wants to practice. Jordan lays down and faces Jeff, she asks what Kevin said to Jeff?...Jeff says what Kevin did was a smart move, he's just pissed he didn't keep his word but it's a smart move but if Kevin really wanted Michele out he could have done it, but now he made him pissed, he has to get one of them out...Jeff says all they have to do is win, then he's in a good position...Jeff lays out the scenario of what he hopes happens...Jeff turns to Jordan with a smile and says she can step up anytime and win if she wants...Jordan says with what?...Jeff says anything...Michele comes in the room and fake yawns. 🙄 They all get quiet because Michele makes things uncomfortable...Jordan peeks over at Jeff occasionally who is staring at the ceiling... Jeff closes his eyes... Jordan covers her face with her blanket...she is restless...she tries to close her eyes to sleep...all three try to sleep but no one is...Jordan opens her eyes and secret smiles. Just past 7pm Michele leaves and immediately Jordan turns towards Jeff...Jeff looks at her and smiles...Jordan pinches Jeff's cheek and asks him what he's smiling about?...he says about them throwing us under the bus, it doesn't matter though, it's either him or her (Michele)...they are quiet for awhile and then Jeff whispers something about wishing the comp was the money they collected today (he got the most)...Jordan grabs Jeff's arm and says she'll rub his back tonight and he'll feel better tomorrow. :) Jeff says he should win, he's going to win… POV Stress, voodoo & cuddles Pt2 7:04-7:40pm It's pretty obvious that Jordan wants to touch Jeff and get closer to him...after telling him she will rub his back tonight she starts rubbing his arm...Jeff asks if they should go over dates?...Jordan says they'll go over everything...Jeff's in an awkward position so Jordan reaches for Jeff's other arm and pulls him closer...Jeff says what? and rolls over to hug Jordan...they hug and then he rolls back on his back...Jordan lays her arm over Jeff and cuddles him...Jeff puts his leg over her leg...(or otherwise known as assuming the position, lol)... Jordan pats Jeff's tummy...Jeff says "oh man, let us practice"...Jordan rubs Jeff's leg and then whispers to Jeff about Michele...Jeff says so what? it doesn't matter, it's up to him now, he doesn't care what anyone thinks or what their profession is, he just has to win, that's all. Jordan asks Jeff where he got those scratches? (on his arm) ...Jeff doesn't know...Jeff hopes the comp is not some bullshit, not the kind that is left up to chance, he wants to be able to win...Jeff says Jordan could win, take him off and then they will be both safe and then Natalie would go up and they could start shitting, they could use it to threaten Natalie to help get Kevin out the following week...Jeff says whatever and keeps biting his nails... Jordan touches Jeff's leg, his foot, asks him if it tickles?...he says no, it feels good...Jordan rubs his tummy, pats it...Jeff asks if that money has something to do with tomorrow since they never got to the bottom of it...Jordan wonders as well about maybe taking the money for the veto or something...Jeff says he thinks he found the most money and he found the key so he doesn't know if it's good or bad, maybe it's nothing. Jordan asks about the vetos with the faces (that would be the one and Jeff's demise) ... Jeff says yeah, the combined ones, he was looking at the pictures today...Jordan says it might be a messy comp...Jeff says let's get dirty...Jordan says he will win or she will...Jeff says it was still the best move (getting rid of Russell), it's win or go home...he likes it. Jordan says she can't fall asleep...Jeff says he can't either and he's not hungry and there's nothing else to do...Jordan says she's bored, Jeff too...Jeff starts searching for something in the drawers and asks why they (BB) moved this shit?...Jordan says it was blocking the camera...(hallelujah!! :D) ...Jeff says they just figured that out now?...Jordan says they said it yesterday...Jeff leaves...feeds go off J&J and return… Jeff & Jordan are hugging on the bed, Jordan rubbing Jeff's back with Jordan saying that in beginning Jeff was (rubbing her?) ...Jeff says she has debts to pay. Jordan says Jeff's shirt kind of smells like garlic...Jeff says everything does LOL Jordan rubs for awhile and then says Jeff's skin is soft...Jordan rubs his arm and Jeff says thanks...Jeff smells his fingers and says he's garlicky...Jordan says she is smelly from outside...Jordan asks Jeff when he's going to start cooking, he says anytime...Jordan keeps rubbing and touching Jeff, she says his voice echoes in the springs of the bed...Jeff says that's wild. LOL Jordan says after he wins tomorrow he will be in the best mood ever...Jeff says he's not in a bad, bad mood, he thinks he is going to win, he is positive, he can only wait for tomorrow and wishes it was right now...Jordan says "I would die..." but she doesn't finish her thought... Jordan says her nose gets stuffy in there, she vigorously rubs Jeff's arm...she burrows closer to Jeff and asks him what he's thinking about?...Jeff says winning, he asks her what she's thinking about, the salon? LOL Jordan says "cookie dough...I'm just kidding"...Jordan rubs Jeff's leg and says she's kidding, she can tell he's getting irritated with her, Jeff says he's not...Jordan lets go her grip and puts her head under her pillow then pops up and asks Jeff if he wants to start cooking?...they get up and go to the kitchen. Jordan sees aliens 8:47-8:55pm Jeff is laying in the SS room after having dinner...Jordan peeks in telling Jeff she just saw 2 aliens in the mirror...Jordan says she was the only person that saw them...Jeff says maybe they're in here...f**k that!...Jordan sits down on the slide and yells "there they are!" pointing at the wall...Jeff pops up out of bed saying "where?" but he doesn't see them...Jordan laughs...Jordan says she looks like a crazy person! she says they wish they did it at night...Jeff says forget it!...Jordan says she knows Jeff would be running...Jeff asks what do the masks look like?...Jordan says it's a white mask with an alien face. Jeff says dude, that's pandora's box, what if you had to go upstairs and close it?...Jordan makes a scary ghost voice LOL Jeff says if he was here by himself and he saw it he would be like wtf?...they laugh...Jeff says thank God he had his eyes closed...they talk about being scared...Jeff says get Natalie Jeff describes the room Kevin was locked up in and how he was locked up...Jordan talks about her DR and how cool the guy was in there, he gave her words of encouragement about the upcoming POV...Jordan says she will die if she doesn't win...Jeff says good, she will try harder...Jordan says she will, Jeff is her BFF and if he's gone she will die...Jeff says "he gawn, I gawn, forget it" Jordan says she wants those aliens to come back and scare her when she's off guard...Jeff doesn't, he says he'll freak out...Jordan says she saw them when she was washing dishes...Jeff says "you weren't scared?"...Jordan says no, it was daytime, if it was night that would be different...Jeff says when he goes to take a pee at 4 in the morning, he's keeping his eyes closed...Jordan laughs and says "oh Jeff"...Jordan says she will give up her money so she can play in the veto if that's what it is...Jeff says she doesn't have to. Michele comes in saying she saw an alien in the bathroom mirror...Jordan leaves giggling about Jeff and his fear of the aliens. Michele & Jeff have an awkward convo about aliens...goes something like this... Michele - giggle,giggle, asks a weird question Jeff - answers her question Michele - shuffle, shuffle, giggle, giggle, adjusts her bed covers, giggle, giggle, mumble, mumble, asks another weird question Jeff - answers her question Michele - giggle, giggle, shuffle, shuffle, weird statement, giggle, giggle Jeff - response Michele - plays with her clothes & hair, groans Jeff - statement Michele - giggle, goofy statement, shuffle, shuffle... You get the picture The convo ends with her lying about her husband,  fake yawning and more giggling 🙄 Everyone sees aliens 9-9:11pm 9pm - Jeff is up in the HOH talking to Kevin & Natalie...he finally sees an alien...he giggles...they go downstairs to see if they can see more. Funny Natalie comment - referring to the clothes she left in the washer, she says now her clothes are going to be all "MILDY" (cross btw mildew & moldy?) LOL 9:02pm -  The HG's have been told the POV comp is tonight after midnight...Jordan is brushing her teeth...Jeff tells her that he saw an alien in the HOH room...Jeff says damn! it's on...Jordan is glad it's on tonight...Jeff says they're making them dress up..they including Natalie try to figure out what the comp is about...Jordan has her hand on Jeff's leg...Jeff says "Jordan, your hands are freezing"...Jordan says sorry...Jeff says it's alright... They whisper about Michele...Jordan spots the aliens again...Jeff says she's the master of that, maybe you have to spot them out in the yard...they say they're excited...Jeff says he's going to shit his pants, not literally of course LOL Jordan sees the aliens yet again...Jeff says he saw only one, Natalie too...Natalie says "hey little fellas" :) They keep talking about Pandora's box and the POV comp...Natalie leaves... Jeff says maybe it's something alien-y (yep!)...Jeff says they just have to win because he doesn't trust anything that is going on in there anymore...the aliens appear again in the mirror...they laugh..they call Kevin over, he is skittish, lol...Jordan is getting a kick out of the aliens...Jeff is killing himself laughing with how scared Kevin is...Kevin leaves... Jeff leans back and says it's on tonight, he will find out his future 👎 Jordan says there were two aliens, girls or boys, she's not sure...Jeff says aliens are unisex. LOL Jeff leaves to go give a beer to Buddha. Pre POV stress, voodoo & cuddles Pt3 9:48-10:04pm (Jeff has some psychic moments here, I bolded them) Jeff is laying down in the SS room...Jordan joins him after coming out of the DR...she asks him what's up?...Jeff says nothing...Jordan asks Jeff if she should get in the other bed?...he says no...Jordan says she was talking about the aliens...Jeff has his eyes closed and Jordan is smiling...Michele is called to the DR...Jordan looks at Jeff again and Jeff turns and looks at Jordan...Jordan says Michele is going crazy. Jeff says she was crying...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says he thinks so, he doesn't know, he says that Michele asked Jeff why he called her a liar, not knowing about Pandora's box...Jeff says he called her a liar but he was joking around, it was a misunderstanding...Jordan asks what she said?...Jeff says "that's not coolz"...Jordan says "coolz?"...Jeff says you know how she says that...Jordan says she's freaking out...Jordan says Michele liked it when it was both of them up on the block...Jeff says well she liked it when the plan was her and Russell to get us out, she liked it when she went upstairs and told Kevin to put me on the block, if she was HOH she would have put him & Kevin up. Jordan says she is excited about tonight...Jeff says him too, but he'll be more excited when he wins, he wants to win and if he doesn't, he has a whole week to know he's going home. 😰 Jeff says he wants to win and be excited and pop that bottle...Jordan says "what if I win?"...Jeff says then he will be even more excited and pop that bottle...Jordan says "and then what?" Jeff says "and then we're going to fu**ing touch each other" They start talking about what they think the POV comp is going to be like, they think it might have something to do with the money they won earlier in the day and Pandora's box...Jeff hopes he won't be penalized for finding the most money, that's BS...Jeff says he hates games where they pat people on the back for doing shit, he hopes it's not about greed because he was greedy, he was sucking up those bills like a vacuum cleaner. Jordan says she will give up her money if it means playing (to win the POV)...Jeff says "you don't have to Jordan"...Jordan says she will to secure their safety...Jeff says they have to look out for each other...Jeff says he hopes the comp has to do with something smashing them LOL or an alien comes down and throws a rocketship at them...they giggle...Jordan says Jeff needs to be prepared for anything...they go over what the comp might be and what they might wear. Jeff says "why don't they put us in space suits, who knows what we're going to be in?"  Jeff says they have to do it whatever it is...Jordan says duh! Jeff says "for real, I need you Jordan" Jeff says she will go out there and say, look at that alien hehehe...stay focused, please, he doesn't want to tell her 50 times, just this time, for real, like after the competition if something happens and it's a bad result and they'll say they wish they did a little harder...they have to try their hardest. 🥺 Jordan thinks Natalie & Kevin aren't even going to try, Jeff thinks they are...Jeff doesn't give a f**k about them, he just has to win and Michele cannot...Jeff says he can't believe he will know the answer in 3 hours...Jordan says just get pumped...Jordan says to remember Michele's knee hurts...Jeff says what do you want me to do? chop her knee down? give her a karate kid kick? 😛 Jordan rubs Jeff's arm/shoulder and says she hopes it's not a puzzle, she's terrible at that...Jeff says he either gets those right away or he doesn't get them. Jeff says it's crazy, like Friday Night Lights...Jordan asks Jeff if he wants his back rubbed?...Jeff says he's not nervous, he's not crazy but he'll always take a back rub...she starts rubbing... Natalie comes in the room, they start talking about what the comp might be like...Kevin joins them...Natalie says it could be one of those ones where they go out in the BY one at a time...Jeff says "in spacesuits?"...the others think it wil be glow in the dark stuff or tight black suits with neon but Jeff says he's going with spacesuit, they're done with the unitards...spacesuit it is. Jeff turns around and lifts up his shirt and motions to Jordan to rub his belly, lol. She does. :) Jeff vs Natalie - hilarious rant 10:04-10:20pm Jeff goes on a mini rant with Kevin & Natalie in the room. Jordan just rubs Jeff's tummy and giggles at him.  :) Jeff & Natalie are discussing the key that unlocked Pandora's box...they start bickering about it...Kevin thinks there might be another 10G's involved...Jeff says he didn't read any signs because he was worried about Natalie and running around...Natalie smiles...Jeff says they had to open Pandora's box to get Kevin out...Natalie & Kevin say no, Kevin opened the box and that is why he had his hand in there, so they had to release him...Jeff laughs about how Kevin was saying hurry, hurry...Jeff says he didn't know what the f**k was going on. Jeff asks Natalie "you really couldn't find that key?"...Natalie says no...they talk about how big the key was, Jordan says she didn't see the key...Jeff says he was going everywhere whipping shit around to find the key, everywhere he ran, he had money coming out of his ass, he was stuffed. Jeff says he wishes there were more clues, something's up...Jeff says that BB can't go off if we know Pandora's story, what if the story is of Ted Johnson, my next door neighbor LOL Jeff says they have to make the competition even...Jeff says what is up with BB not calling the money thing a competition...Kevin says the card in the DR said it was a twist. Jeff says "dude, I should get a bonus for finding the key"...Natalie says a bonus in a bad way...Kevin says no, in a good way because it was unselfish of Jeff to do that...Jeff says "yeah"...Natalie says she should get a bonus for knowing about it first...Jeff says "why? you went to the DR, I went upstairs, what if it was in the DR the clue?"...Natalie says the clue can't be in the DR...Jeff starts going off about how Natalie always has all the answers...Natalie says they would never show that on TV for show purposes...Jeff says oh, yeah what about when Dan had to go in the DR and tell their answer...Natalie can't argue with that point...Kevin says "you got burned" Natalie says she's just throwing shit out there like they are...Jeff says everything he says Natalie shuts down, all season...Natalie laughs...Kevin says Jeff is so sensitive...Jeff sits up and says he's on edge over here...Natalie says Jeff never believes her...Jeff says it's because she always calls him out, how does she know...Kevin and Jordan laugh. Natalie says she was right about the Coup d'etat...Jeff says no she wasn't...Natalie says she was, she knew it was instant eviction or the Coup and Jeff kept saying how do you know that?...Jeff says he was just playing that off...Jeff says "I hate not knowing what's going on, because of this greed, because of this money I'm in last place, what's up with getting patted on the back for coming in first over here"...Jordan and Kevin giggle. Jeff continues "Kevin falls first, 5G's...the one who can't collect the most money? you're safe!" Kevin laughs...Jeff says "that's bullshit!"...Natalie says maybe tonight's comp is about greed?...Jeff says "well what are you supposed to do? suck ass?!...the competition is about greed...ready, go!" Jeff says he's just going to pass out and they'll say hey, you suck the worst, here's a veto! 😝 ...Jeff says "how about if it's about dropkicking people?"...Natalie says that Jeff takes everything personal...Jeff says what do you mean about greed, what the hell is he supposed to do? see who can lay there the longest and not do shit? Natalie says she's just throwing scenarios out...Jeff says he hates scenarios, what if?...Kevin and Jordan keep giggling...Jeff says he's getting freaked out over here...Jordan says she can tell. Natalie says it's so personal to Jeff, they are all trying to figure it out...Jeff says it's because someone knows something and he knows they're not speaking up, he points at Kevin and smiles...Kevin swears he doesn't know anything...Jeff says just wink and say you know but can't tell...Kevin says he would tell him...Jeff says liar! LOL Jeff says first of all if it was up to him, whoever got the key should win the veto, that's just me, they all laugh. Jeff say what's up, he figured out the clue first, that's all...Jordan says what's up? Jeff thinks it's only fair, they all had the opportunity to find the key and he did, winner! Natalie says the only reason Jeff found the key was because of her.... Jeff yells at Natalie saying "you told me not to go upstairs! what are you talking about?!" Jeff says she put a do not enter sign up there and he just busted through on his own and got a clue, so don't tell me...Natalie says he would have never gone up there if not for her... Jeff says Oh Bullshit! he went into the DR first, of course he would have gone up there. Natalie asks why he went in there?...Jeff says he was looking for clues, no one was saying shit, there had to be more to it than just money...Jeff says the DR was locked and he was going to go upstairs but then she said it was locked and not to go up there, Natalie didn't tell him shit and he thought f**k it, so he went up on his own and saw the clue. Jordan asks Natalie if they told her in the DR?...Jeff says yeah and she was hoarding it to herself, talk about greed! Jeff says Natalie should be banned! LOL Natalie says everything she told him was 100% truth 🙄 Jeff says he doesn't know about that, he says don't give me this I never lied to you shit because you told me the door was locked and not go up there... Kevin interjects explaining what he heard but Jeff keeps going, lol...he says if Natalie knew the door was locked why did she follow him up there like a shadow? 🥸 They keep bickering about the key, the money, who knew what, who was right...meanwhile Jordan & Kevin just stay quiet, smile & giggle. Jeff yells "if I get penalized, if I get fu**ing penalized for this bullshit for not going upstairs and not telling me to use the money & the key when I'm the one who had the key!"...Jeff says if Natalie knew something and threw him off the path...it's OVER!...Jordan laughs...Kevin is called to the DR...Jeff says see, they're like Kevin get outta there cuz you're gonna break Jeff keeps going! Natalie keeps trying to make her point! Jeff says watch the tapes, he kept telling Natalie...get away from me! Jordan keeps laughing. Jeff says as soon as he found that key, she was right on his ass. (wouldn't you be? lol) Natalie makes her point and says see what I'm saying? Jeff says see what I'm saying? Natalie throws a pillow at Jeff🥴 Jordan cracks up. Jeff calls Natalie out on wanting the split the prize...he says "split what? he doesn't even know what he's splitting!" Natalie keeps making her point and then Jeff says that if this bullshit comes back to bite him in the ass he will be so pissed. Natalie keeps at it and is semi-convincing but Jeff won't let up, he says money was flying everywhere, there's a thousand dollars all over the place, his pockets are full of hundreds and she wants to split it, split what, she was making no sense, he had no idea what she was talking about, what's going on? where's Kevin? what's going on? split what? I don't even know what we're splitting...they keep bickering and at this point Natalie is sitting on their bed banging the mattress in frustration  Natalie throws the pillow at Jeff again and says this guy is making me so upset!! Kevin comes back and the rant ends...they start talking about the comp and how it might have to do with a trip out of there, like aliens abducting them (they got the alien part right)...Jeff gets called to the DR, Kevin says Jeff is paranoid and then Jordan tells Natalie that she loves when Jeff & Natalie bicker and how she points her little fingers. Jeff is paranoid 10:20-10:42pm Jordan, Kevin & Natalie continuing talking while Jeff is in the DR...they talk about the money falling from the sky luxury...Jordan says she didn't know what was going on, she was inside, at first she was taking her time, she didn't think they'd be able to do anything with it...Kevin says they looked like they were going in slow motion, Kevin thinks it has something to do with aliens abducting them...they talk about Pandora's box...Kevin thinks maybe the POV will have some kind of penalty attached...Natalie thinks they're reading into it too much...Kevin says it's a weird veto, Natalie has to admit it's a random situation with the money thing, BB knew that Kevin would open Pandora's box...more Pandora's box talk, Kevin explains how he reacted. Jordan says she's sore from yesterday...Kevin and Natalie are too...Jeff returns...Jeff is paranoid again and asks what Kevin is laughing at?...Jeff says BB told him something more so now they're on the same page...Natalie one ups Jeff saying BB is about to call her in to tell her even more...Jeff says he believes it but they all know something different...Jordan says she knows nothing, they didn't tell her...Jeff says she's a liar!  ;) Jordan swears to God BB didn't tell her anything...Jeff says Natalie knows something for sure...Jordan questions if Jeff really knows something?...Jeff is vague LOL...Natalie says Jeff knows Jack shit...Jeff says he knows something about Kevin knowing something but he's not allowed to say LOL Kevin giggles. Jeff finds some Chima hair on their bed EWWW 🤢Natalie says she found some on the chess board...Jordan says her hair went a long way...Jeff says "Jesus, there's a mysterious host...it's ALF"  Kevin says Oh! space princess...Jeff says "Ronnie!"...Jordan says "nooo" :) Jeff says "Ronnie would have a light saber up a boner" They talk about the noises behind the walls...Jeff tries again saying he heard whoever got the key wins the Veto...Kevin giggles...Jeff's stomach makes noise...he says there are aliens in his stomach like Spaceballs, his stomach is doing the cucaracha...Jordan thinks the comp won't be slippery...Jeff says there will be big balls bouncing around...Jordan says what if they knock the shit out of you?...Jeff likes it, he wants asteroids flying and space guns so he can electrocute people during the competition. Jeff says he needs an edge...Natalie says not to do it to her, she's on his team...Jeff says he needs to stun gun a few people...Jeff wonders if Lydia will come back...Natalie says no one from jury will come back...Jeff says maybe Ronnie...Jordan wonders if someone from the previous season comes back every season?...they're not sure but think so...Natalie asks where Michele is?...SILENCE LOL... Jeff thinks they're going to get funky ass costumes, they wouldn't penalize them for what happened today, it could only help them...Kevin giggles...Natalie tells Jeff to stop freaking out...Jeff insists he isn't...Kevin says they wouldn't penalize him...Natalie says it could have nothing to do with today...Kevin says nothing like that has ever happened in BB history... Natalie talks about when Dan was kidnapped in BB10 to go have a day out with a jury member...Kevin says that was different, they competed for that luxury to leave the house, today they had no competition, it was just collect money...Jeff gets agitated about the key again!...Natalie says she's trying to be the devil's advocate in this house...Jeff says he thinks Natalie likes doing the opposite of what people tell her...Natalie says she's the devil's advocate, they need that in the house...Jeff says he just needs positive reinforcement, he doesn't need a negative influence...Natalie yells saying she's trying to be positive. Natalie says she can't win with Jeff...Jeff doesn't even know what her point is right now...Natalie starts up again and Jeff rambles something about garlic...she asks him what he said...Jeff says nevermind, he's all over the place, his DR was all over the place...Natalie says she's crazy...Jeff says he needs a gun in this place LOL Natalie says he's driving her crazy...Jeff says maybe she should be on the block then...Natalie says she has been for weeks...Jeff says he wasn't reassured he'd be safe...Natalie asks if she hasn't reassured him?...Jeff makes a funny face and says "that's not the point!"...they laugh... Kevin says an ant crawled on him, this room sucks...Jeff says they keep it real in this room though...Jeff says "so, what's the deal today? what's the deal with the key?"  Kevin giggles...Natalie blurts out Oh my God! in Spanish...Jeff says thankfully it's not tomorrow...they talk about the comp being after midnight...Jeff is convinced the comp has something to do with aliens...Jeff leaves to go to the bathroom and then Natalie follows soon after...J & K chat some more about the aliens and what they can see behind the walls... Kevin tells Jordan there is no plan to backdoor her...Jordan says ok, she was scared...Kevin says the plan is to get Michele out...Jeff comes back and says he's dying to know what this is and would be way funner if his ass wasn't on the line...Kevin says that BB totally moved the bed so that they could see Jeff and Jordan in bed, a better camera angle (LOL he's right! and it was too late!) Natalie says it took them half a season to figure that out (no kidding!) Natalie is eating candy, they talk about candy and the ants...Natalie says Michele was hiding candy and her clothes smell :/ They talk about Russell being a candy fiend...Natalie says she is too...Jeff is dying to know what's up...Kevin asks Jordan if she was scared from the aliens...Jordan says no...they discuss how scared they were...Kevin says he was so scared he almost jumped into Jeff's arms LOL Jeff hopes the comp isn't random as hell like popping an asteroid...Jeff thinks that the comp will have something to do with the money and greed which is bullshit or maybe they're way off...Natalie thinks they're way off...Jeff thinks so too, it hurts...Jeff says he's done trying to guess, whatever's coming he's ready for it...Jeff turns and squeezes Jordan's side :) Jordan reaches back and moves his hand, Jeff leaves it there for a moment and then takes it away...Jordan lays down alongside Jeff...Jeff asks what she's laughing at?...Jordan says nothing...Kevin and Natalie leave but not before Natalie tells Jeff he's driving her insane...Jeff says he's just laying there LOL Pre POV stress, voodoo & cuddles pt4 10:42-12pm Jeff & Jordan and Kevin & Natalie have been chatting in the SS room (post Jeff vs Nat bickering session), Natalie says she's going to see if she can see more aliens and Kevin says he's going to take a nap, they leave the room. Jeff looks at Jordan and says he's glad they're having a good time...Jordan asks if he's being sarcastic?...he says no, yeah, we need to get focused...Jeff thinks for real that he's going to get something for finding that key or does he sound crazy?...Jordan doesn't think it would be fair...Jordan says she didn't know what was going on...Jeff says because she didn't go inside, she was greedy...Jeff starts looking at Jordan and smiling, saying "do you know something?"...Jordan says she doesn't, she laughs...Jeff says "what's going on?"...Jordan says he's paranoid and she doesn't know nothing!...Jeff has the biggest grin on his face...Jordan swears she doesn't know anything...Jeff says he's freaking out and something is up for sure...feeds cut out... They return with Jordan saying that Jeff pushed her arm away when she wanted to be rubbed, it made her mad...Jeff was just joking but he did it anyway....Jordan says he should never do that with her...Jeff says she got what she wanted...Jordan sits up and says "me and you, teams...no! we are the worst when it comes to teams" (maybe you should have remembered that for TAR! just kidding, lol) ...Jordan says they have no communication whatsoever, all they do is argue...Jeff smiles at her 😊 ...Jordan says but, whatever...Jeff whispers "it's over"...Jordan says she will choke him. Jeff starts whispering about Michele, how she has opened and closed her drawers (in the RR) 10 times since they've been in there...Jordan motions Jeff to scoot over so she can whisper in Jeff's ear...inaudible whispers about game but at the end Jeff says it doesn't matter, they just have to win...Jordan says she has to take a shower...Jeff grabs Jordan's butt and squeezes it,  forgetting the blanket is not covering her ...and Jordan says the camera is right there...Jeff says it's over now...Jordan says it's over 😉..Jeff says "there's cameras in here?" LOL Jeff exhales deeply...Jordan says for him to calm down or he'll do badly...Jeff asks Jordan if she wants to scratch his back?...she says yes...he turns...Jordan says it looks like she does everything for Jeff...Jeff says it doesn't...Jordan says he doesn't do anything for her...Jeff says how does she eat every day? (1 point for Jeff,  lol) Jordan says "and what else? tell me what else you do for me?"...Jeff says to add up the times he has scratched her, her arm as opposed to her doing him, he bets they're very close. Jordan says that was in the beginning...he liked her more in the beginning than he does now...Jeff says "oh, shut up"...Jordan has the cutest knowing smile here 😊 Jeff says what? you think that...Jordan says she does...Jeff says it's because he's getting more nervous now, he doesn't have as much time to f**k around now with her, not in a bad way but she knows...Jordan says yeah, just use me and then drop me...Jeff says "use you!?" who's using who?" (there's that smile again) ...Jordan says she doesn't use Jeff...Jeff says "yeah well then don't tell me that I use you"...Jordan says she doesn't use Jeff at all, he's her BFF, he knows that...Jeff says let's get friendship bracelets 😋... Jordan says Jeff is sweating, his back is hot...Jeff says it's because he was laying on it, maybe he is hot, he doesn't know...Jeff starts laughing, saying he's thinking about dumb shit...Jordan says like what?...Jeff talks about them having spandex outfits with huge alien heads that they could barely run around in out there...he giggles saying it was stupid...Jordan says he looks tan...Jordan says to relax... The Voodoo Hex begins... Jordan asks Jeff is anyone has ever done, they used to do this in elementary school...she sits up and starts tracing his back... X marks the spot, circle and a dot, comma, comma, comma,comma, comma, up crawls the snake, bites you on the neck, down runs the blood, down runs the blood, tight squeeze, cool breeze, now you got the chillies. Jeff says he never heard of that in his whole life...Jordan starts with another one... People dying, children crying...Jeff says whoa, whoa is this like voodoo shit?  He says to take it easy with kids and stuff...Jordan says it's... people dying, children crying, concentrate, concentrate, stick a knife in your back, let your blood run down, stick a knife in your back, let the blood run down. (THIS IS CRAZY, YIKES JORDAN) Jeff puts his head up and says "dude! is this the best ritual to do right before the veto?" (no kidding!) ...Jordan says no! do you want me to do X marks the spot?...Jeff wants to know the ending to the other one...Jordan says it's just something they would do in elementary school...Jeff says "why would you do that right before the competition? you already know I'm freaking out and you're stabbing knives in me?" Jordan doesn't exactly make things better when she says that then they say stick a fork in your back, let the blood run down and then something about the snake biting you. 😫 Jeff says OMG!...Jordan keeps going about doing it in a dark spot and falling LOL..Jeff says that was the worst thing you could ever do, she better say something positive, if she tries a negative one to get away from him...Jeff says that was terrible, he didn't like that for real 😩 Jordan says it's not a ritual, it was just a back thing to give you chills. Jeff says "stick a fork in me...like I'm done?" Jordan says "No! God! you’re overthinking everything!" (umm, I agreed with Jeff here) ...Jordan says it's not a ritual, it's just a massage, for fun...Jeff says gimme some more of that voodoo LOL Jordan does the X marks the spot one and Jeff cracks up...Jordan can't believe he hasn't heard any of these...the feeds cut out...when they return Jordan is drawing happy pictures on Jeff and asks if that is better?...Jeff says yeah, do another one...Jordan massages Jeff's back and asks if it feels good?..Jeff says yeah. 11-11:06pm Jordan is massaging Jeff's back in the RR. Randomness ensues...love it.  :) Random question #120 by Jordan... "when you get physicals, why do they always have to check your balls?" Jeff says for a hernia. Random question #121... "why do they make you cough" Jeff says there is something about coughing that makes them bulge. Random question #122 by Jordan... "so every time you cough your balls bulge?" Jeff says if you have a hernia, something in there will move. Random question #123 by Jordan... "do hernias hurt?" Jeff never had one but you have to have surgery to get rid of them. Random question #124 by Jordan... "what if you had one ball?" Jeff says some people have that, if it was between having one ball or being dead, he'd have one ball. Random question #125 by Jordan... "can you produce the same?" Jeff says maybe not as much but he has no idea. Random story #97 by Jordan...she says when she was younger, little she didn't know babies came out of the vajayjay, her mom didn't tell her, she thought they cut your stomach open, then one day a girl at school told her that her mom told her how they come out and Jordan said she was lying but then she talked to her mom and her mom told her that her friend was right...Jordan got so mad at her mom for not telling her...Jeff asks her if she was freaked out?...Jordan says yes, she didn't know how a baby could come out of "there". Random story #98 by Jordan...One of Jordan's relatives died, Jordan was taking a bath, Jordan's mom went upstairs and saw her sitting in the bath with a mirror and one eye squinted shut and she thought she was trying to look dead...Jeff is like "what?"...Jordan tries to explain...(I have no idea what Jordan is talking about, lol) she then goes on to say something about how her grandparents don't beilieve in cremation. (again, no idea where she was going with this) Jeff says for real to not talk about death anymore, he doesn't want to hear any more negative stuff, this shit gets in your subconcious, putting knives in my back and people are dead...Jeff wants something positive...Jordan is thinking about what to talk about... Jeff asks Jordan if she played sports?...Jordan says she played soccer..Jeff asks if she had an awesome win?...Jordan says she had all her gf's on the team and they would goof off...Jeff asks if she scored any goals...Jordan says no, she was always the person in the back....Jeff asks if she ever won a prize at a fair or anything?...Jordan says she won first place in an art picture...Jeff wants to know about that picture... Random story #99 by Jordan...she says it was an Egyptian thing, she was in 8th grade in art class and she had to draw a subject and she drew an elephant with this Egyptian person and they entered it into an art contest and she won 1st place and she felt so cool because she had won, they announced it over the intercom...Jeff says "that's what I'm talking about"...Jordan says she still has that picture Pre POV stress, voodoo & cuddles - Pt5 11:06-1159pm Jordan is massaging Jeff's back and is continuing with her storytelling... Jordan says in middle school she got the 3 sport award, she did track, cheerleading and soccer...Jeff says awesome, he wants to hear about the wins...she won homecoming in 6th, 8th, 9th and 12th grades...she was on the court, didn't always win actually...Jeff wants to hear stories of when Jordan has ever felt good about herself, doing something good...Jordan says she won a tennis match...Jordan says she almost hit a girl she played tennis with, she was a bitch...Jordan says one of the girls she played tennis against called her a bitch and Jordan went psycho...Jeff asks if Jordan chest bumped her like Russell?...Jordan says no, she yelled at her and called her a dyke...Jordan's mom scolded her for doing that, her coach too...she starts talking about going into Chick-fil-a and running into that girl but the feeds cut out... They return a few minutes later with Jeff telling Jordan she did a good job (on his back) and he appreashes...he turns back on his back...Jordan says Jeff's stomach looks tanned and she rests her head on it...Jeff says thank you (for the back rub)... Jeff says he was zoning out and didn't even hear the last part of the story, he's just kidding...Jordan starts to lay back down and Jeff says "get in here"...Jordan says "armpit?"...Jeff laughs...duh! 😉...they assume the position... Jordan says she feels like they've been laying in the bed all day...she rubs his stomach/chest and pats him :) She says they need to listen to T.I.'s Motivation...they start discussing songs and the feeds cut out again They return a few minutes later with Jeff & Jordan giggling about Renny...Jordan is recounting the Almond Joy story...Jordan says she was hoping there was a "Renny" in the house this year...Jeff said he didn't know what to expect in this house...Jordan says she felt weird at first...Jeff says yeah, when you walk out, they don't even announce you or anything, you just walk out like a cheeseburger, like a big cheese ball... Jordan thought omg, none of these people she would be friends with...J&J talk about when they first came out to line up to get in the house...Jeff doesn't really remember...Jordan says geez, you don't even remember me...Jeff says he did, she was in front of him on the right...they were both focused and nervous about where they were supposed to go...they laugh about how Braden blocked Jeff's camera angle Jeff farts and Jordan pushes his stomach to make him fart again but then she smells his fart, sits up and says ewwww...Jeff says see, that was from the depths of the sea. 😛...Jordan says it stinks!...Jeff says "St, Mary!"...they laugh...Jeff says what if Renny was out there? (for the comp)...Jordan says she freaking loves her...Jordan says no wonder Renny didn't like Jessie, she wouldn't have either...Jeff points out that Jordan did meet him and didn't like him LOL Jordan says he was a douchebag...Jeff asks if it was the first night that Renny & Jessie fought?...Jordan says yeah and is about to tell the story but the feeds cut out again They return with J&J talking about the possible booger Jeff has in his nose. (my God, these two! LOL) ...Jordan says for Jeff to go blow his nose, he's got some bats in the cage...Jeff says "cave" ...they laugh...Jeff says "oh, man Jordan...I wish they took all your sayings and put them in one 24 hour DVD" (24 hours?? wow Jeff 🤪 how about a couple YouTube videos? 😉) Jordan says "noooo", she doesn't want him to say that...Jeff says that next year people will be laying in the same bed and saying "remember that girl Jordan"...Jeff says Jordan has so many he can't even remember but it all started when she couldn't tell time on a watch...he laughs and Jordan says "shut up! stop! don't say that! Jeff!"...Jeff says it's already out there...Jordan says there are less people and now "they're" (producers) going to notice it, don't! Jordan tells Jeff to not say anything else...he teases her again about the bats in the cage and she says shut up!...Jeff starts saying she is like his buddy Tony but the feeds cut out once again...they return with Jeff saying something Tony said about a dirty chick...feeds cut out again!...they return with Jeff & Jordan playing a little hand slapping game LOL ...Jordan says "is it time yet?"...Jeff says they're going a little stir crazy. Jeff gets up to change his shorts...Jordan says she is nervous...Jeff goes to the washroom...Jeff comes back and starts stretching Jeff says he doesn't care what the others are doing, they just need to win, it's win or go home...he says first things first, he would burn these shoes (pointing to Michele's black patent heels)...he says he hates them...Jordan giggles. Jordan says she is ready to start...Jeff says this place is ant central...Jordan says it's the candy...Jeff says "Almond Joys"...Jordan says (with a New Orleans accent) "Almond Joys"...Jeff laughs and says she cracks him up when she does that...Jeff puts his black dress shirt away and Jordan says "you look good in black"...Jeff says "thank you"...Jordan says "you're welcome"...Jeff says "hopefully you won't see that black shirt until the last episode...and you're right next to me" (awww) :) Jeff keeps pacing and sighing and stretching...the stress is mounting...Jordan says she hopes to never see Russell again...Jeff says he hopes to not see him next week...😒 Jeff leaves to get water, comes back and gets back in bed and breathes deeply...he gets his cross out...Jordan asks him if he carries that around wherever he goes?...Jeff says not but he thought it would be cool to bring...they get quiet...Jeff is trying to close his eyes...they talk about how the comp will be around midnight...Jordan says she is nervous again...Jeff says he is ready, let's go...they talk about the comp involving temptation and giving up their money...Jordan says she will give hers up...Jeff says what if it is 10G's?...Jordan says she will give it up...Jeff says no, he doesn't want her doing that.... Right before midnight, a BB production voice is heard calling out to the HG's that they have one minute to get themselves outside for the comp to start...

September 2 Jeff hides in the GR 5:01-5:13pm Jeff puts away his dishes, grabs a snack and sits back down at the counter where Jordan is still eating. Jordan wonders if they use the BB house for anything else...Jeff says he was wondering the same thing, what do they do with the house off season...Jeff thinks they could use all the cameras and lighting for something else...Jeff says he wants to run around behind the scenes so bad, like the control room...Michele says that would be cool...Jeff says while you yo-yo's are in here...Michele talks about being able to see the bathroom...Jeff says he wouldn't be a sicko...Jeff says "whatever, if they want to see my dumps go for it"...Jordan is quiet so of course Jeff wants her input and says "huh Jordan?"...Jordan hmm's (she's eating salad) and Michele continues talking trying to keep Jeff's attention by saying she was telling herself not to talk in the bathroom (stall) or else they were going to pick it up. Jeff (again steering the convo to Jordan, aww) says "Jordan always talks to me while I'm taking a shit". Jordan rubs Jeff's back and Jeff says "what'd you rub me for?"...Jordan says "cuz I wanted to!"...Jeff flirting with Jordan says "what are you thinking about?"...Jordan says "nothin" and starts smiling behind the napkin she has up to her mouth...Jeff smiles and says "liar"...Jordan says "nothing"...Jeff asks if he can have some of her soup...Jordan says yes but he might want to stir it...Jeff says he'll stir it up for her...he tries it and says it's good but his was better because he had a taste for it. Jeff gets up saying he could almost work out but he took a shower...he goes into the GR to lay down asking Jordan where her blanket is...Jordan eats her soup, puts away her dishes and washes them and grabs a Toblerone candy bar to eat for dessert 🍫 @ the 5:11pm mark Jordan goes looking for Jeff...she walks by the GR, doesn't see him and says "is Jeff poopin'?" She goes into the bathroom saying "Jeff, Jeff!?...is he pooing?" Jordan heads back into the GR and realizes he's hiding under a huge mound of pillows 🤣 Jordan pulls a couple of pillows back and laughs...Jeff is hiding under there and cracks up laughing...Jeff says "did you know I was in here?" Jordan says "I walked back there and I was like is he pooing?"...Michele walks in asking what Jeff is doing...Jordan says "look"...Michele laughs...Jeff asks Jordan if she even saw?...Jordan says the pillows looked too neat...Jeff says "when I popped out you didn't know I was back here? you were just waiting for me?"...Jordan says she didn't see him (go in the GR), she just walked in the room, saw his cup and thought the pillows looked too neat like a body...Jeff grins big and says he didn't know how to set them up (to fool her). Jordan offers Jeff some Toblerone, he wants just a little piece, Jordan gives him more, he doesn't want so much, she snaps it in half and he eats it. Jordan lays back on a pillow...Jeff says he should have made it more spread out but he made a little hole so he could see her...Jordan asks if he saw her coming...Jeff says "yeah, you peeked in and you said Jayefffff!!" Jordan smiles. Michele joins them... Sweet snuggly nap in the GR 5:18-5:58pm Jeff & Jordan are laying in the GR, Michele is there as well and they are chatting, mostly game talk. Talk dies down, it's obvious that Jeff & Jordan want to be alone because they're not advancing the conversation with Michele but she isn't getting it. She lays her head down on the pillow...Jordan looks at Jeff who is getting heavy eyes, she rubs his chin...Michele says she's getting sleepy...Jordan says she is too...Michele asks Jordan is the pillows and comforters on her bed are hers...Jordan explains that she put those there because she had her suitcase on there when she was packing. Jordan gets up, puts her cup on the counter and lays back down, this time in "the position" LOL, she lays with her butt towards Jeff and gets comfy with the green pillows she says she loves. Jeff looks at Jordan but doesn't say a word and closes his eyes...he smells his fingers and says he reeks like garlic...Jordan says "me?"...Jeff says "me"...Jordan reaches back to touch Jeff and says "you stinky"...Jeff puts his fingers to Jordan's nose and she says "ewww"...Jeff starts hitting Jordan on the butt/hip and Jordan oww's. Jordan removes the pillow that is between her and Jeff and positions herself closer to Jeff so he is spooning her...Jeff says "what's up? you're horking all the pillows"...Jordan says Jeff is warm...Michele gets the hint and finally leaves them alone...Jeff says he's trying to stay warm under the pillows...Jeff puts his hand around Jordan and Jordan holds his hand. Jeff makes a vrooom sound and Jordan laughs and says it sounds like something from the Jetsons...Jeff says mmm, hmm. Jeff says who is the Jetson's boss? Jordan says it's George Jetson, what's the daughter's name?...Jeff says they had a daughter? there was Jane his wife, Elroy but he can't remember the daughter's name, what was the boss' name?...Jordan forgot the boss' name...Jeff asks what the Flintstone's boss' name? Jordan doesn't even know that...Jordan throws her slippers off onto the ground and asks if they're taking a nap?...Jeff mmm, hmm's. Jeff asks again what the Jetson's boss' name is? Jordan still doesn't know from the last time he asked her which was 30 seconds ago, LOL, she hasn't seen the Jetsons in freaking years, does Jeff remember Gilligan's Island? Jeff mmm, hmm's, he liked it...Jordan says she did too...Jeff is getting sleepy, Jordan holds Jeff's hand again...Jeff asks if she ever watched the Munsters...Jordan says kind of, it was in black & white?...Jeff says yeah, it was...Jordan says she saw the movie the Monsters...Jeff says Munsters...Jordan says Munsters. Jordan pats Jeff's hand and rubs it...she says "last night buddy"...Jeff mmm, hmm's and says "this is it" 😢 Someone has a rumbly stomach and Jordan asks who's it was...Jeff is obsessed with the boss' name and asks what the hell was his name? LOL Jordan says she couldn't tell him...Jeff says he wasn't a big Jetson's fan.......but he did have a boss. Michele walks by and Jeff asks her if she ever saw the Jetsons?...what was his name? Michele sees him in her head but doesn't know...Jeff asks her what the Flintstone's boss' name was? Michele doesn't know that either...Jeff remembers it's Mr. Slate but he thinks the other one is like Mr. Spacebody or something like that, whatever, nevermind...Jordan rubs and holds Jeff's arm...Michele leaves and says goodnight...Jeff mmm's, changes hand positions so his hand is on top of Jordan's and he looks at Jordan like this... THIS ONE PIC SAYS IT ALL DOESN'T IT? 😍 ♥ The camera rotates to go on Jeff & Jordan again, Jeff imitates the camera sound...they seem to doze off finally to nap but Jordan seems to be mostly awake at first, she is secretly smiling and lapping up the coziness with Jeff. :) Jordan does eventually nap. @ the 5:55 mark Jordan and Jeff shift around a little to get more comfy and take out the kinks. Just past the 5:57pm mark Jeff snuggles closer to Jordan and looks like he's going to kiss her but holds back and  pinches her cheek instead, he then puts his head near Jordan. Jeff then says he'll be a sec and gets up and leaves. Sweet snuggly back scratch in the GR 6-6:15pm Jeff has stepped away from snuggling to go to the washroom, Jordan is still laying peacefully in the GR...Jeff comes back STILL talking about the Jetson's boss LOL...he says "was Mr. Spacely his boss?"...Jordan smiles, giggles and says yeah...Jeff saying that it was right? he climbs back into his snuggling spot, he squeezes Jordan's butt and bites it as he gets comfy. Love bite 🫦 Jeff laughs, squeezes her butt again and cuddles in super close, Jordan grabs his arm and puts it under her. Jordan asks if he's even comfortable...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says you are? but Jeff doesn't respond. OMG Jeff brings up the Jetson's boss yet again! and says "I knew it was something like "space" something and you guys laughed at me"...Jeff starts rubbing Jordan's back where her t-shirt has gone up... ...and Jordan immediately takes Jeff's hand away...Jeff says "what? it tickles?"...Jordan says "not on here, not in here"...Jeff says "to scratch your back?"...Jordan says "I don't want it to look..."...Jeff says "you wanna scratch my back?"...Jordan says hmm, yeah...Jeff says yeah?...Jordan says she'll scratch it. Jeff shifts over to the other side and lays on his belly...Jordan says to let her get comfy...Jeff says to get comfy and take her mic before it stabs him...Jordan says "scoot over, you know the drill"...Jeff says "hold on Mrs. Spacely, don't boss me" Jordan tells Jeff to scoot over more and up, he does and she starts rubbing...Jeff snickers and says (imitating Jordan) "nuh uh, not here...scratch my back"...he looks at Jordan and taps her forehead...Jordan says he knows what she means with her shirt lifted up...Jeff says "oh yeah" and he purrs...Jordan says "I don't want, I don't know"...Jeff says "I get it". Jordan scratches and rubs, rubs and scratches, going up into his hair (which Jeff loves) as well. Jeff says "you're getting good at it Jordo"...Jordan says "whaddya mean?"...Jeff says she scratches his back and then moves up to the hair, she knows what's up. Jordan seems to be soaking Jeff up, she can't get close enough to Jeff and Jeff seems to be in heaven 😇 Jordan keeps rubbing and scratching...she pauses for a sec and Jeff says mmm, mmm to keep her going...she does and very well I might add. Jordan pauses and holds Jeff. Another one of my favorite moments on the feeds... 🥰 Jeff turns to look at Jordan, Jordan looks at Jeff and pinches his cheek, they are quiet but IMO the fact they are going to be separated soon hits them...Jeff keeps shaking his leg, Jordan runs her finger over Jeff's face, she looks at Jeff and touches his ear... ...she plays with his necklace and neck...Jeff is so quiet...Jordan starts playing with his hair and starts rubbing his back again...Jeff turns his head the other way and has his eyes open...they are very glossy, he looks pensive...Jordan holds Jeff and then she shifts and asks Jeff if he's sleeping? Jeff says no and turns to face Jordan again...Jordan buries her head in the pillow and says she needs to brush her teeth, she lays her head down and keeps rubbing Jeff and patting him...Jeff unnerves her with his looking at her, lol, she moves and says "c'mon"...Jeff manages to scissor lock her with his legs...Jeff starts tickling her, she screeches and Jeff asks "aren't you gonna miss that?"...Jeff says "it's over"...Jordan pulls Jeff down to hug him. Jeff kisses her and laughs...Jeff tickles her again and then sits up, puts on Jordan's slippers and shows her, LOL...Jordan says 'that's hot"...Jeff lays back down and Jordan starts doing her Chewbacca imitation...Jeff calls Jordan out for addressing the camera which she says she didn't...Jeff says he can't stand it...Jordan puts her feet up and says Jeff has to grab her (to help her off)...Jeff does and practically whips Jordan off the bed, LOL...he helps her up and they finally leave the GR. Jeff grills for the last time 6:18-6:29pm Jeff gets the grill going, comes back inside and puts a tank top on, putters around the kitchen then heads to the bathroom...Jordan is coming out of the bathroom into the kitchen and they have a cute little encounter in the hallway. 😊 Jordan giggles...she heads outside and sits on the chair outside...so freaking adorable, the second she sits down she starts pulling at her hair and secretly smiling. I wonder who she could possibly be thinking about? 😉 She was definitely looking like she was hit by this... Jordan yawns, looks up at a plane that flies over, generally seems to be deep in thought...Jeff comes out, she is chewing ice and smiling again. Jeff cleans the grill vigorously...Jordan keeps pulling at her hair, twirling it and secretly smiling...she can barely contain herself...Jeff puts the meat on the grill...Jordan just watches him...Jeff closes the grill and walks over to where Jordan is...Jordan smiles...Jeff says "what?...you've always got that little joke going on in your head"...Jordan says no...Jeff makes a playful fist at Jordan, she giggles...Jeff sits down on the table and sighs...he says "it's over"...he's all sad and what does Jordan do? She secretly smiles again. LOL She stays like this for a bit...and then Jeff says "wtf are you laughing at?"...Jordan sings "nothing"...Jeff gets some Gatorade from the fridge outside and says that every time he drinks it he's going to think of that day he went on slop...Jordan says "oh yeah". Jeff heads back to the grill to tend to the meat. Jeff gardens for the last time 6:29-6:33pm Jeff has just finished turning the meat on the grill, he closes it, puts the tongs down and starts walking towards the patio area, stops himself, looks at the garden and then in a sad tone says "the garden, it's gone" he smiles at Jordan and says "should I water it one last time?"...Jordan giggles and says "hey, that's funny that you were saying that cuz I was thinking of stuff in my head, I don't know just about everything you've done in here and I was like God, the most important things he cares about are the garden and the pool, I was just thinking about that"...as Jordan is saying this Jeff grabs the hose and starts watering the pathetically dead garden...Jeff says "I'll give it one last go, it's very symbolic though, I'm dead, the garden's dead". 😭 Jeff keeps watering and says "it's like a wasteland". Jeff continues watering and Jordan continues fiddling with her hair and secretly smiling. ☺️ Once he sufficiently waterlogs the garden, lol, Jeff says "that's it", shuts the hose off, rolls it up, says "my last water" and goes back to the grill to tend to the meat. Jeff uses the pool vacuum for the last time 6:34-6:43pm Jeff tends to the grill again and then heads to the box where the pool vacuum is kept. Figures he wants to do that one last time too. Jeff puts the hose in the pool, gets it going...gets up and says "it's official, my work is done"...he walks over to the box, closes it and says "thanks for playing". Jeff walks back to the patio area, has a sip of his drink and then goes back to the grill. He closes it again, steps away from it, puts his hands on his hips and looks pensive...Jordan says "Jeff...one of us is going to get to see our cell phone tomorrow"...that perks Jeff up, he says "see what?"...Jordan says "our cell phone"...Jeff says "oh, yeah, maybe huh?...f**k, I didn't think about that"... Jordan says she almost forgot what her cell phone looks like...Jeff says he's going to forget how to text...Jordan says she got a newer phone a couple of months before coming there...Jeff says he doesn't know if his is on, he told his parents to shut it off if they could, he doesn't know, he doesn't know what's going on...Jordan says "I told my mom to put it on"...Jeff says "yeah, that vacation whatever"...Jeff then says he left a list of things for his parents to do like cancel the gym but how are they going to do that when it's them and not him, he didn't know for sure if he was coming so he didn't want to do it himself in case...Jordan asks if Jeff's mom was getting all flustered with everything she had to do...Jeff says yeah, he wrote down numbers like if she had a problem call Barry because he watches the show all the time and he'll know what to do...Jordan laughs...Jeff says he told his mom that she had to send pictures of him and things he liked in his HOH basket and his mom was like 'what do you like? I don't even know!'....Jordan laughs...Jeff says he told his mom he doesn't know either just talk to Barry...Jordan in her New Jersey voice says "that's hilarious" Jeff goes back to grilling and then notices the spider (they saw during the eagle/squirrel convo) and says that the spider is so big, he cruises. The meat is finally finished being grilled, Jeff goes inside asking if she wants to try some, he says he's not hungry but it looks good so he is going to try some. 6:45-6:58pm Pork chops/fear of flying/Ted the pilot Jeff comes back outside to eat his pork chops, he sits by Jordan on the couch. Jordan asks Jeff is everybody is sleeping? Jeff doesn't know, he gives Jordan a bite of one of his pork chops to try...she says it's good...a noisy plane flies overhead, Jordan says it's a big one...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says it's a big plane...Jeff gives Jordan another bite saying "now try this one, I have no idea what it's going to taste like"...Jordan says "not bad", Jeff then tries and scrunches his face signalling it's ok...Jordan asks for a sip of his drink, Jeff gives her his cup...Jeff says it's not his favorite, he never tried it before...Jordan asks what he put in it...Jeff says honey, syrup, brown sugar, bbq sauce and soaked in pineapple juice. Jeff says "weird" and keeps eating asking if Jordan wants more...she says no, thank you...Jordan looks up saying it's weird when you see planes from the bottom, some are fatter, some are so skinny. Jeff asks if he had a movie on her plane?...Jordan says no...Jeff says me either, he gets so pissed off...Jordan says it's only for longer flights...Jeff says how long was your flight?...Jordan says 5 hours...Jeff says yeah, wtf?...Jordan says she went to Atlanta first...Jeff says it depends on how big your plane is...Jordan says there were a lot of people on her plane...Jeff says if you had a 747 there's usually a movie on there, the bigger, more people you have, you have a movie...Jordan says there were at least 170-200 people on her plane...Jeff asks what kinds of rows were there?...Jordan explains that one plane was roomier than the other, the one from Atlanta to LA was longer but lots of people, maybe 3 and 2...Jordan asks Jeff if doesn't he get scared that with all the luggage & everything, it's going to weigh the plane down? she hates flying, she gets so scared, she is nervous about flying back home. Jeff says he does too, he doesn't like it at all but look how many planes they just saw take off in 5 minutes, let alone the whole world how many planes are going...Jordan says she wants to listen to some Journey right now...Jeff says the pork chops are not the worst, just different?... Jeff starts shuffling cards (<--kill me now! lol)...Jeff says "the more I eat it, the more I like it"...Jeff asks Jordan if she wants another bite? Jordan says no, thanks...Jeff asks why?...Jordan says "did you see how much I ate earlier?"...Jeff says no. Jordan looks up again and says the plane going over is little...Jeff says it looks like a fighter plane...Jordan says she wouldn't want to ride in that...Jeff says he doesn't even know what that is, it looks like an army plane...Jeff says one time he went on a small plane from Tampa Bay to Panama City, he died, he thought he was going to die, the pilot said "you ready?" and he closed the curtain before taking off, he swears there were 19 people on there and they were bumping through a thunderstorm...Jordan says the whole time she's tense, she can't relax...Jeff says his palms sweat...Jordan says yes, she looks out the window and then tells herself to not look out the window because she's scared she's going to see something and the whole time she's freaking out...Jeff says me too...Jordan says he sees other people that are sleeping like it's nothing...Jeff says that's what he looks at, he thinks how the f**k are they not freaking out, kids are having fun, meanwhile he's freaking out...Jordan says she's always thinking about the worst...Jeff too... Jordan says she likes take off...Jeff says it's better when you fly with someone, when you're by yourself, you stress more...Jordan says she met a friend on the plane, an old man, he talked about travelling the world, he made her feel better, Jordan asks if Jeff talks to people?..Jeff says yeah, before when he was scared, he's gotten more used to it but he would make random conversation to get his mind off of it, he'd tell the person next to him he's scared of flying just so he could hear "don't worry" but he'd freak out if they were scared too LOL Jeff says he doesn't like it because he has no control of what's going on, if he sat in the cockpit one time he'd be better...Jordan says that would be even more scary...Jeff says no, he'd be like "what is that Ted?" and the pilot would say "hey Jeff it's just this" and he'd be "ohh, alright, thanks Ted"...Jordan laughs and says "you're a dork, you're such a dork"...Jeff says "why?"...Jeff says he's serious, then he would know what's going on...Jeff is about to tell a story but Jordan interrupts and Jeff says the story is over...Jordan says on the way there she didn't know they had satellite radio on the plane, she didn't know what it was, she plugged it in and had a ton of stations to choose from, Jeff doesn't respond because he's bitter she interrupted him LOL...Jordan points out another plane that's going fast...Jeff says it's smaller. Jordan says when you land at home there's lots of green land around, when she landed in LA it was all buildings and no land...Jeff says it's cool flying into Chicago going over the lake so they have to circle and you see the whole city and the water is behind it, 2 minutes later, you're landing at O'Hare and he's so close to the airport he can see his house's area when landing...Jeff starts singing and feeds cut out...feeds come back Jeff is shuffling cards...Jordan says she's going to go shave, she takes Jeff's plate and goes inside. Jeff plays pool for the last time/Jordan lounges 7:15-7:24pm Jeff has been playing pool alone, Jordan has been shaving her legs...she comes outside and Jeff tells her that he won, Jordan claps and heads to the lounger and asks if Jeff knew that there was something that pulls out for drinks...Jeff knows...Jordan says she never knew that, she also informs Jeff that her legs are silky smooth now and she doesn't have to bother shaving tomorrow (for the live show)...she asks Jeff to feel and he does, but first with the pool stick, LOL, and then with his hand...he says "wow, wanna do it?"   Jordan of course says no...Jeff says "what? why not?". Jeff says he thinks Jordan is right, there was a fire somewhere because there's ash in the air from the fires, on the lounger, on the pool table, for real...Jeff says Jordan said that it smelled like that right? Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff sits down on the lounger and points them out saying it might be ashes. A wonderful thought 😩 comes to Jeff's mind, he says "what if the rest of the world blew up? except us?" Jordan looks up at a plane flying overhead and says "that would be weird"...Jeff says "we wouldn't even know...we'd be like dude, what's going on? right?"...Jordan grabs and squeezes Jeff's upper arm and says they'd hear planes...Jeff says they'd hear nobody, it's kind of a weird thought...Jordan says "yeah it is"...Jeff pats Jordan's head with the pool stick and says "it's humid out huh?", he didn't think so at first but now he does. Feeds cut out a couple of times, when they return Jeff is playing pool again, Jordan lays back on the lounger and gets comfy. Jeff plays pool for the last time.🙁 Just before the 7:24pm mark Jeff finishes playing, looks at Jordan and says what? walks over to where she is and starts opening her legs (insinuating a sexual position, lol)...they both giggle and Jeff lays down on his side. Jordan immediately pinches Jeff's cheek and rubs his chin. Jeff just looks at Jordan...intense moment here... J&J - future plans on the lounger Pt1 7:24-7:32pm J&J are having a "moment", Jeff breaks it up by sniffing Jordan's hand and says "what is that vanilla lotion?"...Jordan puts her leg on Jeff and says "hmm, no that's cocoa butter"...Jeff says "cocoa butter for when you get all ashy?"...Jordan says "yeah, it's that baby oil stuff". Jeff lays down, rubs his eyes and asks if that shit doesn't clog your pores?...Jordan says "I don't think so, I don't know"...Jeff says he's eating everything in sight and he wants a bowl of cereal...Jordan says "well, eat it"...Jeff says no, he's fat as hell...Jordan pokes Jeff's armpit and says no, he's not, he's skinny. Jeff turns to release Jordan's leg, sprawls out and says he wants to weigh himself but it can wait until tomorrow...Jeff reaches out his arm to be closer to Jordan and Jordan continues to play with his armpit/side...Jordan asks Jeff if he already showered?...Jeff says "mmm, hmm...why? you wanna take one with me?"  ...he turns to look at Jordan and says "what?"...Jordan says "you wanna get in the hottub or the pool later?"...Jeff immediately springs up and lays on his side facing Jordan and says "yeah"...he rubs Jordan's leg and says "and then what?"...Jordan says "swim"...Jeff rubs her leg again and says "you mean (in air quotes) 'swim'" ...they laugh... Jeff slaps Jordan's butt and Jordan says owww...oooh. Jeff says they can't swim right now, his trunks are packed away...Jordan says her stuff is too, she just has to grab it...Jordan pats Jeff's chest...Jeff says he guesses they could get it, it's no big deal...Jordan says it will give them something to do...Jordan pokes Jeff's other armpit... ...and says his arms are wet, she can see it in the light...Jeff says "touch it"...Jordan has been, lol, she smells her finger and says he doesn't stink though...Jeff says "way to go women's deodorant"...Jordan woohoo's in that funny voice she makes and Jeff makes a funny face at her and flicks her in the face, LOL. Jordan oww's and pinches his cheek...Jeff oww's and pokes her in the ribs...they both laugh. Jordan says she likes the little couch thing (they're on)...Jeff turns again to lay on his back, he says "really?"...he yawns and then asks Jordan the question that gets them talking about future plans... Jeff says "where would you be right now if you could be anywhere? not anywhere, not like Brazil (random, lol) but like anywhere that you know?...Jordan keeps prodding Jeff's armpit and says "back at home, something like that?"...or anywhere like in the US?"...Jeff says "anywhere in the US, let's say"...Jordan says since she's already out here and she hasn't seen much, she would wanna see the Hollywood sign, go to a bunch of shops, see everything...Jeff says "Hollywood Boulevard?"...if she would stay he would show her all that stuff, go to Hollywood Blvd, take her to Melrose, she can see the Hollywood sign from anywhere...Jordan says "oh really?"... Jordan says if not that, she would like to go to New York because she's never seen Times Square or if not that then be at home...she then asks what's today? Wednesday right?...Jeff says yeah, is today day 60?...they count and realize it is day 60...Jeff says "wow, we made it to day 60"...Jordan says "that's good Jeff"...Jeff says "yep"...Jordan says "if you stay tomorrow you better win"...Jeff says "I doubt it Johrdan...didn't they already tell you you're staying?...Jordan says "no, not really, not for sure" (a little fib here)...Jeff says "I thought you said that?"...Jordan says "no"...Jeff raising his hand in the air and clasping it with Jordan's says "well, whatever it is, good luck to the other"...Jordan says "and if the other stays, I hope they win"...Jeff says "yes"...Jordan says "cuz that would suck"...Jeff says "and when we (catches himself)...when one of us win...when one of us win, the Bears & the Panthers usually play each other in the playoffs and we're definitely doing that"...Jordan says "K, promise"...Jeff says "promise" 🤝...Jordan says "for sure"...Jeff says "the winner has to fly the other one out and put them up in John Gotti suites"...Jordan laughs and says if it's in Charlotte, she could probably get a hotel downtown just so they could get drunk and walk everywhere...Jeff says yeah, for sure... Jordan continues saying that if not, she doesn't live too far from downtown, he could stay with them and get rides downtown...Jeff says "but if you win 500G's, it's John Gotti suitesssssss (hand gesture)"...Jordan promises John Gotti suites and playoff tickets...Jeff says "good seats, no nose bleeds, no cheapies, playoff tickets are expensive, they're going to be 500 a pop"...Jordan says with 500G's, 500 bucks will be nothing...Jeff says it will be a G but she could probably get a better deal than that but anyways...Jordan says she could probably get hooked up because her dad has "people", you can always find somebody with tickets...Jeff says "that's what we're doing" 😊 Jordan says it's a deal, she's wearing her Panthers jersey, Jeff says he's wearing his Bears one, it's war...Jordan says it will be, where they used to sit where her dad had season's tickets, it was all Panthers jerseys and anyone that would come dressed up in a different outfit besides the Panther's, people would talk shit to them, it was so funny, she wouldn't mind going to a Cowboys game...Jeff says can you imagine if they walked in, her with a Panthers jersey and him wearing a Bears jersey? in Chicago people would be pissed at her...Jordan says why? she's wearing her Panthers...support Carolina!... Jeff says in Chicago when it snows people make snowballs and fire them at people with other teams' jerseys...Jordan laughs and says it's mean...Jeff says it gets fu**ing rowdy, he guesses Philadelphia is supposed to be the worst, Chicago is kinda bad...Jordan asks if that's a northern thing?...Jeff says "what? sore losers? I think so"...they laugh...Jeff says Chicago is kinda bad, New York is bad and he's heard Philadelphia is the worst...Michele comes outside... J&J future plans on the lounger Pt2 7:32-7:45pm Michele comes outside and Jordan asks her if she slept good? Jeff tells her he made pork chops, they're on the kitchen counter...Michele says "for realz?"...Jeff laughs...Michele says she missed them because Kevin & Natalie are cleaning up the whole kitchen...Jeff says to tell them there's pork chops too if they want them...Michele goes back inside and Jordan laughs at how Michele did not see the pork chops...Jeff makes fun of her saying "for realz?" and then comments on how now they're cleaning...Jordan is looking towards the kitchen and says that Michele didn't even look (for the pork chops)...Jeff says nah, she's looking at olives...Jordan laughs. Cute exchange here... Jordan slaps Jeff's shoulder and says "dirty martinis!", she claps and Jeff turns and pretend hits on with his leg and says "why am I so like I want to beat you up?" Jordan says "in a good way?" Jeff says "yeah"... Jordan turns towards Jeff and says "so like whenever you want to do that, you always say"... Jordan gets distracted and says "ooh look at that plane" LOL Jordan says it looks like a fighter plane, Jeff thinks the other one totally did, he bets it was an army plane, you can tell this one is commercial because of the lights... Jordan returns to the cuteness, she says "but anyways, umm, you know like when you wanna do that, you always says uhhhhh, I wanna eat you" 😊 Jeff says "me?"... Jordan says "yeah, that's like if you wanna beat somebody" Jeff says "I say that all the time?" Jordan says no, that is what she says, she'll says I wanna beat somebody... Jeff says it's like little kids when you say you want to eat their cheeks off... Jordan says "yeah and you're just ooohhh, I wanna eat you! that's how we say it"... Jeff says "like I wanna eat your butt up?" Jordan giggles and says " or I wanna beat you" Jeff turns towards Jordan and grabs at her neck and says "I wanna fu**ing strangle you and rip your spinal cord out" 😳😂 Jeff cracks up and then says "what? I thought that was like I love you" Jordan sits up a bit and says "no, I know but rip my spinal cord out? I don't go into detail like that!" Jeff lifts his head and says "what I thought..." Jordan says she'll just say uhhh, I wanna beat you, she grabs Jeff's chest and says "like that"... Jeff says "I wanna play jumprope with your spinal cord"...they laugh...Jeff says "what's wrong with that?" 🤨😂 Jeff points at a wire that is hanging to Jordan and says it's stupid but it reminds him of the S in the SP bottle (luminous!)...Jordan says he's thinking really deep...Jeff says what does she mean his mind is tssssssssss! Jordan says "John Gotti suitesssssss" (hand gesture)...Jeff cracks up...Jordan notices Michele seeing the chops...Jeff makes fun of her saying "for realz" again...Jordan says oh, wow, they need to take Michele to a football game...Jeff says "no way, I'll fu**ing leave her at the stadium" 🤣 Jeff says "that's it man, I hope the Bears go to the playoffs, I should say this, I hope Carolina goes to the playoffs so they can see the Bears in it"...Jordan says they so got it...Jeff says "NFC championship game", does the rock on sign with his hands and says "that's what it comes down to"...Jordan says "omg, that would be so much fun, beer, popcorn, hot dogs"...Jeff says "f**k the popcorn, do you guys tailgate when you go there?"..Jordan says mmm, hmm...Jeff says "tailgating all day, wear my Peyton jersey, it's on"... Jordan says "yep, downtown is packed with people"...Jeff says he feels nervous wearing his Chicago shit but the game might be in Chicago...Jordan says they don't throw stuff at people like them...Jeff says it's all in good fun...Jordan wouldn't want people throwing snowballs at her,she'd be pissed...Jordan says "let's go to a Cowboys game"...Jeff says "why do I wanna go there?"...Jordan wants to go cuz she watched Making of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, she loved them...Jeff says he has no reason to go there unless Chicago is playing them...Jordan says "what about Tony Romo? you like him?"...Jeff says "I like his chick" (yes and you would marry Jessica Simpson too, lol)...Jordan says "yeah..." Jordan says the plane flying overhead is low. Jeff & Jordan talk about planes, the routes they take and why they fly and take off the way they do...Jordan then switches the subject and says that if she stays she swears she swears she's hoping she makes it to final 2, she's going to be pissed if Kevin wins...Jeff says him too, he hates him, he told her that Northeners are poor sports, lol...they talk a bit more game and what might happen in the final 4...Jeff says you can't believe shit...Jordan says what sucks for them is all their friends left before jury house...Jeff tells Jordan she doesn't have enemies...they go over who would vote for whom, Jeff says he wishes it was them two in the final 2 so they would have to vote for one of them...they talk about goodbye messages and what they said to each of them. Jordan mentions she has her foot near Jeff's butt, he farted and she felt it, lol...Jeff says her white slipper is now brown...Jordan says Jeff needs to wash his butt...Jeff says she needs to wash her fu**ing mouth...they banter a little about boogers and then Jordan says it's weird to think that in 2/3 weeks this whole thing will be over, they'll be back to normal...Jeff says "yeah"... Jordan says she thinks that is why it has given her a couple of days to soak it in, understand that one of us is leaving because at first she was so upset and then she's thinking that they have been here 60 days and they've made it this far and we only got 2/3 weeks left and somebody has to go and it just wasn't meant to be, it's only in the cards for one of us, she can't be mad about it because honestly Jeff could have been the first or second one out and people will remember him, he used the Coup, he was a good player, he was real, how big of a liar and asshole Russell is...Jeff just looks at Jordan, doesn't say a word. Jordan changes the subject and wonders how pregnant her friend is now, her mom didn't even know yet...Jeff wonders wtf is going on in the world?...Jordan says BB is not going to let him see anything...Jeff agrees...Jordan says "or me"...Jordan says it's going to be weird if they say she is evicted, she's going to be so nervous to walk out the doors...Jeff says they're by themselves either way...Jordan says she knows but it's surreal...Jeff says what's so surreal about it? they know it's happening...Jordan doesn't know. Jordan reminds Jeff to take the Luminous shampoo...Jeff says for her to keep it...Jordan says he has to take it, he needs good shampoo...Jeff asks why? he's never used it in his life...Jordan whispers "Jeff, just use it"...Jeff says he's used it only a couple of times...Jordan remembers the tingly stuff he mentioned, he has to find out what that is, he doesn't talk to that fu**ing c**t anymore... Jordan says 'that's awful, don't call a girl that"...(I agree, it's one of my most hated words...yuck)...Jeff says "f**k her"...Jordan says someone is bitter...Jeff says "table for one?"...Jordan says he's definitely bitter… I’m going to drill you! 7:45pm Jeff says something mean about his ex-gf and then changes the subject...Jordan says she feels Jeff never wants to say anything about those kinds of things on camera so she tells Jeff that she's going to ask him a million questions (about his personal life) when they get out of there... ...Jeff says he'll tell her everything...Jordan says "I'm going to drill you"...Jeff says "I'm going to drill you when I get out of here!"...Jeff cracks up laughing 😂Jordan says "yeah right!"...Jeff pauses, laughs again and in his Jordan voice says "yeah right!". J&J future plans on the lounger Pt3 7:46pm After they've decided they are going to drill each other after the show  , Jordan asks Jeff if she does stays does he really thinks she has a chance of winning? Jeff says yes, for her not to worry about winning, just get to the final two and that's all she can do...Jordan says that's what she means, she considers final two winning...Jeff says she has a good chance because people don't want to take Natalie and Michele doesn't want to take either of those two so depending on who leaves she could sneak through without doing dick... Jordan says "oh thanks Jeff"...Jeff says he's just saying, she doesn't have to do nothing...Jordan says she doesn't want to be known as not doing anything...Jeff says then start winning and choose her own destiny, he's just saying that if she loses every competition to not get down but if she wins every competition then she gets to decide who she wants to take to the finals, see what he's saying?...Jordan talks a bit more game about the veto & HOH and how the rest of the game might go...Jordan is scared that Michele will pick Natalie or even Kevin...Jeff disagrees and says he thinks Michele is scared Jordan won't win anything and she's nervous about that...Jordan says that is why she wants to keep Jeff...Jeff says that is exactly what he thinks. Jordan says she did so good on her own veto (when she was HOH)...Jeff says there are a lot of competitions...Jordan says she doesn't do good under pressure...Jeff says that she has to change that...Jordan says she has her HOH's & veto's memorized and rattles them off quickly...Jeff says that's good and for her to keep practicing them. Jeff wants to talk about jury house and asks Jordan if she thinks they take them to a hotel for the first night (when evicted)?...Jordan says that she swears...Jeff reads her mind and tells her that you can't go to Mexico without a passport...Jordan says she heard you don't have to have one...Jeff says "to go to another country?" Jordan swears to Jeff that last year they went there... Jeff thinks maybe you only need a driver's license...Jordan says she swears she was watching BB10 and she saw Jerry walking into jury house and it said (on the TV) something Mexico and she was thinking whoa! because she always thought it was around LA...Jordan rambles a bit about that and then Jeff says "ok, whatever, say it's in Russia for the sake of what I was talking about, do you think we stay in the hotel tomorrow night?...Jordan says yeah, she would think so...Jeff says then they would do interviews and press and you would wear the same shit so it looks like you went straight there...Jordan's not sure but she thinks since BB is on a budget they will have it nearby...Jeff says he heard Malibu, there are nice houses in Malibu. Feeds cut out, when they return Jeff & Jordan are play punching each other until Jeff punches her in the gut...Jordan says oooh, they giggle...Jeff reaches for Jordan and holds her leg, Jordan puts her leg on Jeff, then touches Jeff's hair and says "if we can stay a couple extra days, if you don't stay long, I will stay cuz I do wanna go fishin'...and all that Gucci stuff"...:) Jeff nods (he's speechless Jordan finally said yes, lol) Jordan then asks if they can then go to the beach and lay out?...Jeff says "yeah, we're going to go to my friends' in Hermosa"...Jordan wants to go to the beach...Jeff says his friend has a house right on the beach, it's the baddest...Jordan asks if Jeff called him and told him he was coming...Jeff says he doesn't even care, he'll just leave his door open for Jeff when he tells him he's coming to Cali but now he's got a girlfriend so he has to be more cautious but he works a lot, they could hook up with him at night for sure, he sells cars...Jordan says she wants to go out to town down in LA...Jeff says there's a square with bars in Hermosa. Jordan says she gets confused with Hollywood, the Hills, what types of people go where....Jeff says he likes Hollywood, there's a place called Cabo that she would love...Jordan says she heard people stay in the areas they live in...Jeff says he never liked the Valley, he thinks Jordan would like Hollywood, they don't know wtf they're talking about, there's a place called Cabo where he used to work, it's the best, it's like a tiki hut, there's hay on the roof, they have 2 for 1 drink specials and it's so chill in there...Jordan asks if you can just wear jeans...Jeff says f**k yeah, wear whatever you want...Jordan says omg, let's go!...Jeff says it's his favorite place, he loves it. Jeff will take her to Saddle Ranch, it's country and she will like it, they have a mechanical bull, he doesn't like it too much but she will like it, it's wannabes though, people that work there are yo-yo's, the people that work there try too hard with their bandanas, ripped jeans and cut off shirts but they're told to wear that...he knows some of them...Jeff says he never got into that crew, he hangs out during the day at the Standard or the Mondrian, a nice hotel like the one Chima worked at, a hotel pool, those are fun, just chilling and then go out for dinner somewhere nice or just f**k it and go to the beach to eat... Jordan asks if they have places to eat on the beach, where you can get chicken fingers and they have a band playing? Jeff laughs...he says he doesn't know about a band...Jordan explains there are places like that back home that are right on the beach, they have a band that plays beach music...Jeff says that's awesome...Jordan asks if they have anything like that out here?...Jeff says there might be but he doesn't know, he has a pretty simple routine, he does the same shit he did when he used to live in LA...Jeff says he likes that, he likes going on the beach but he has one buddy that's a promoter that knows all the hot spots at night...Jordan says she so wants to go...Jeff says what he likes is just drinking with his buddies and catching up with them, telling old stories. Cabo is his favorite! he wishes he was there right now...Jordan asks if they have margaritas?...Jeff says yeah, two for one...Jordan perks up at that...Jeff says you get crunked there...Michele comes outside and says thanks for the pork chops, they were yummy...Jeff says no problem...Jordan forgets she hates the word "crunk" and says "we'll so get crunked" Jeff says it's the best. Jordan says if Jeff, before it gets cold, he's back at home and can get off work, he should come to Charlotte and they can drive to Myrtle Beach and she'll take him there to places there...Jeff says he went to Myrtle Beach before...Jordan says "isn't it fun?"...Jeff says he doesn't know what it was, they went there on a college trip and nobody was there, it was after race week...they still had a good time though, they went to a bar that had cheap beer & oysters... Jordan sits up and says she will take him to this place that has 5 or 6 seafood restaurants all in a row called Calabash, they normally go there, it's on the water and there's another place that her sister and boyfriend go to in Cherry Grove, 30 mins from Myrtle Beach, that's a good place to go, there's another place called Molly Darcy's that has a DJ, it's just a regular bar and then there's another place up top on a roof that's real casual, they have Christmas lights up there...Jeff says he likes that...Jordan says it's never packed though...Jeff says that's his favorite type of shit...Jordan says it's really fun, she knows her way all around Myrtle Beach... Jeff says he likes the way that sounds, when they went there they got the top room in this hotel, it was all windows with a balcony, it was so nice, they got a deal, it was too cold to go to the beach, nobody was there but they had a good time...Jordan says well if he can before it gets cold, it will be September, whoa, it'll be close to October, it might be too cold at the beach...Jeff says they're getting ahead of themselves, let's see if they can stay a few days after the show...Jordan giggles, gets up and goes to the couches to talk to Michele, Jeff goes inside.... Sweet kiss in the bathroom 8:28pm Jeff is pensive, laying on the seating area of the bathroom...Jordan approaches him and sweetly kisses him on the cheek.  :) 9:21pm That’s fucking cute! Jeff is sitting with his feet in the pool along with Michele. Jordan has gone inside to check if there is liquor. Jeff is telling Michele they haven't had a lot of liquor in there, the first time they drink when they get out of there, they're going to be smashed, they're going to need someone to carry them out...Jordan comes outside with a bottle of wine...Jeff says "really?...is that real?"...Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff says "wow"...Michele heads towards Jordan, Jeff heads towards the hottub to put his flipflops on...Jordan says she couldn't get in the SR at first and she thought, yeah right, they're really not giving it to us and then she opened it up...Michele says "we got white?"...Jordan says "yeah, Chardonnay"...Jordan shows Jeff the bottle, smiles and starts to turn towards the door. Jeff says "that's fu**ing cute!"...Jordan laughs, looks towards Jeff, then turns back and says "I love when he says that"  🥰 Jordan heads inside. Jeff heads inside as well… Kevin throws out the wine 9:22-9:28pm Jeff & Jordan go inside to open the wine. Jordan puts the wine down on the counter and looks for the wine opener. Kevin is in the RR, as he is about to leave and head towards the kitchen, Jeff mutters "fu**ing, does Kevin douchebag want some?"...Jordan leaves the wine then and heads to the fridge...Kevin sees the wine as he walks by going into the bathroom...Jeff starts eating the frozen coke and says it's so good, he keeps taking bites of it...Kevin enters the kitchen all mopey and weird and says there is alcohol, is there beer?...Jordan tells him there's only wine because of tomorrow...Jeff asks if he wants some...Kevin mmm, hmm's...Jordan says she doesn't want any...Jeff says "what!?"...Jordan says she's just going to get water, she's going to let Jeff drink it...Jeff says "no, everyone is drinking it"...Jordan says he can take her place, she doesn't want any...Jeff says "just drink it, have some, if you don't finish it, I'll drink it but you'll finish it...it's the last night to throw down"...Jordan turns to Jeff and says "I'll throw it down with you"...Jeff says "well then, throw it down"...meanwhile Kevin has started opening the wine, he then pours it out into the glasses... During that, Jordan pours herself some diet Coke while Jeff eats his frozen coke and she is secretly smiling again...Jeff approaches her and says "take a bite"...Jordan says it was sitting out so she's hesitant...Jeff says he turned it upside down, it's fine...Jordan takes a bite... Jeff says it's like a sno-cone...Jordan says she loves sno-cones, she hasn't had one in forever...Jeff wants her to take another bite but she doesn't want to...Jeff says "why?"...Jordan says "she's good"...she drinks her diet Coke, Jeff starts singing "I think we're alone now" (by Tiffany)...they banter a little about the song and Jordan not paying attention...Kevin has finished pouring the wine...Jeff says "it looks pretty even"...they putter around a little more in the kitchen and then Jordan grabs the two wine glasses for her & Jeff, she tells Jeff she has his and she heads outside. Jordan sets the wine down on the table and grabs her blanket that is on the lounger, she sits down on the far couch. Inside, Natalie is telling the others she is surprised they got alcohol tonight and not last night...Jeff says it's to ease the pain, he walks away...Kevin mutters under his breath "whatever"...Michele gets called to the DR, Kevin & Natalie head upstairs and when they enter the HOH room, Kevin tells Natalie that he didn't even want alcohol, he just wanted to take this portion away from Jeff, he's going to dump this down the toilet...Natalie tells him to let Jeff drink it, then they'll get a show between him & Jordan...Kevin says "F**K Jeff!"...feeds cut out...when they return Kevin pours it out. Natalie says it's Lydia 2.0 I will say this...KARMA IS A BITCH ain't it Kevin! The concept of throwing away food or drink to spite someone is NOT COOL in my books. At the exact same time Kevin is throwing out the wine, Jeff comes outside to join Jordan and informs her he is smoking two cigarettes, just so she knows, Jordan says no, don't...Jeff says it's his last night, it's over... We’re going to have fun after… 9:28-9:42pm After Jeff tells Jordan he's going to have 2 cigarettes because it's his last night, he sits down near Jordan on the couches. Jordan has a sad/worried look on her face. Jeff holds his glass of wine, clinks Jordan's glass that is on the table and smiles...Jordan says that the other glass of wine is Jeff's glass too...Jeff asks her if she doesn't want it?...Jordan says she wants Jeff to have it...Jeff says to have some...Jordan says she wants Jeff to have it...Jeff says "just have some, it's not going to make a difference, have a little bit, if you don't want it, then I'll drink it"...Jeff then raises his glass and says "but that was nice of them to give it to us, I'll address the camera one time only...thank you"  😊 Jeff laughs and takes a sip. Jordan wonders why they gave them wine tonight and not last night...Jeff says they're making it mellow so then can sedate him...Jeff says he's been good, he's been so calm in there...Jordan says "yeaaaaahh"...Jeff says "for real, compared to my temper and stuff, I bit my tongue a lot in here"...Jordan says she's never seen his temper...Jeff says she doesn't know him on the outside...Jordan says "well, the way you get aggravated with me and you kinda get loud, I'm sure you have a bad temper"...Jeff says it's in control anyway but this was definitely a testeroo. Jordan says "that's good Jeff"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan hopes she doesn't come off bad the way she yelled and stuff...Jeff says no, it's understandable the way she yelled...Jordan says she was sticking up for Jeff...Jeff says "sticking up for you? he called you a fat ass and go get cookie dough, maybe you were sticking up for yourself a little bit"...Jordan says she was sticking up for Jeff too, that's how it started...Jeff knows and he appreashes...Jordan says he called her Jeff's lapdog...Jeff says whatever, that kid is a fu**ing idiot...Jordan can't believe he was cast...Jeff says they have to cast somebody like that. Jordan wonders if BB knew they would get along?...Jeff says he said the same thing, if they knew that...Jordan asks if Jeff put that he was outgoing and fun...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says she wants to look up his interviews and stuff... Jeff says now that he thinks about it, he remembers Jordan being one of the two "chicks" he saw and made note of that one day when they were sequestered that they had talked about before...he remembered Laura and Jordan right by the door...Jeff said he noticed someone's boobs and the blond chick that was hot and it was you 😍..Jordan isn't sure she remembers Jeff...Jeff says he said something smart about Jordan though, something like she was all sassy and shit because he thought she was acting cool, acting all the shit...Jordan says she was just silent, Laura had said she looked like a church girl. They then talk about a few of the other possible HG's that day, an older lady that looked like Renny, Chima who was in a van with Jordan, Jeff thought Chima was getting on for sure...Jordan asks Jeff what he was wearing...Jeff says blue, baby blue...Jordan asks if they made eye contact...Jeff doesn't know...Jordan remembers another guy wearing blue but his hair was dark, he looked Mexican or Puerto Rican, he kept making eye contact...Jeff says just because Jordan is talking softer doesn't mean they can't hear them. Jeff lays back and says ahhhh...Jordan says "you know how weird tomorrow is going to be?"...Jeff says yeah, it's going to be sucky...balls, it's gonna suck...the only thing he's looking forward to is walking into the crowd, he likes that...Jordan says it's his time to shine...Jeff says yeah for 15 seconds...they debate over when they do the Early Show interview and when they go to jury...feeds cut out...they return with Jordan saying something about being together...Jeff says sometimes you just gotta roll solo...Jordan says she doesn't like the idea of rolling solo...Jeff says "ohhhh, whatever"...they go silent. Jordan takes a sip of wine and says she loves white wine better than red...Jeff says he likes it only because it's cold...Jordan offers her wine to Jeff again saying she doesn't want any more. Jordan giggles and Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "nothing...we're going to have fun after" 😘 ..Jeff says "after?"...Jordan takes another sip and says "mmm, hmm"...Jeff raps "after the show it's the afterparty"...Jordan says "after the party it's the hotel lobby"  Jordan laughs and Jeff says "f**k yeah"...feeds cut out, LOL They return with Jordan saying something about the "finale thing", it will...uh whatchamacallit, they'll have to stay somewhere...they get called out by BB....Jeff says "who knows, it will work out"...Jordan says if she is left in the final 2 and he's sitting out there, she's going to run and be like "Jefffff!" (well that didn't exactly happen LOL)...Jeff says if he sees Jordan in the jury house he's going to say you motherfu**er...Jordan says "you are?"...Jeff says he's going to be pissed, not at Jordan but in general...he sits on fridge to have a cigarette. Jordan then tells Jeff how Michele told her that she wants Jeff to stay because he's a stronger player for her but also because then the others will want Jeff out before her, they would target him and he would leave. Jordan knows if Jeff stays, him & Michele will rock it...Jeff says that's why he's not staying, they know that too...Jordan says that Michele doesn't know anything about the numbers, the dates, she also tells Jeff that she told Michele that they both studied together and Michele was awww, Jordan figures she felt left out...Jeff says that was when she was making a final 2 to take them down, she's a dummy. Jordan says if she stays she's going to try her heart out cuz she'll have so much free time...Jeff says Jordan remembers how to do the cards right?...Jordan says yeah but now she knows how to do it on her hands...Jeff says for her to please do the cards, to not get him frustrated...actually she can do what she wants, count with her hands, use her toes, she'll get to 20 and then who cares 🤨...Jordan stares...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says it's easier for her to do it that way...Jeff says Jordan knows the dates...Jordan says Michele was asking her about them, she doesn't want to tell her...Jeff says Jordan doesn't have to tell her shit. They go over the canisters again & the pillows, lol...Jordan says in the DR she said that she knows Jeff gets flustered with her but she admires Jeff and looks up to him and she asks him questions because she thinks he knows the answers but then he gets mad...Jeff appreciates that but he thinks Jordan looks to him for answers and he doesn't have them all. They go over big dates for POV and HOH, Jeff thinks Jeremy Piven was a big date  , the day Chima left, etc. Jordan gets called to the DR... Last backyard chat Pt1 9:57-10:12pm Michele & Jeff have been talking outside on the couches...Jordan comes back from the DR and sits down next to Jeff...Jeff immediately smiles at her, he asks her if she cried? LOL Jordan says no, she gave Michele compliments, she is hot...Jeff says "that's it? the DR is already over Jeff?"...Jordan says it is, it's all about Michele now, she pats Jeff's arm and says she's just kidding...Jeff says we gawn...Jordan tells Michele she told them that if they're in the final 2 she has a dress that's real cute that she can wear, she can have it, she can wear some high heels and she'll be workin it...Jeff says wow, he's still there, can they worry about this shit when he's gone, it's just a couple more hours...it's already life after Jeff...Jordan grabs Jeff's face saying "you won't ever be replaced!"...Jeff says "get outta here"...Jordan giggles. Michele says whatever, she's going to have a dress, Jeff is taking Jordan to Hawaii so...Jeff says "she better win that 500K", he giggles...Jordan says it's pretty obvious she's not going to Hawaii...Jeff asks why is she saying that?...Jordan says because he's always saying no...Michele says that it's because Jordan said she won't "give it up"...Jordan says then he can take someone who is going to give it up to him...Jeff says he didn't say anything, Jordan is the one who just assumes everything, he didn't say yes or no, she just keeps asking...Jordan says she can tell by his actions...Jeff says because he didn't say yes or no and he follows through, if he promised her something he would follow through, he's not a fu**ing jackass. Michele says thank you again for the offer of the dress...Jeff says what is he going to wear for finale night when he comes back?...Michele says didn't he say he'd wear no shirt?   Jordan says he should wear either his black soft shirt or his baby blue shirt...Jordan says Jeff looks hot in black but he looks real good in baby blue...Jeff says it depends on how tan he is, he'll have 2 weeks to think about it...Jordan says with a big smile..."you're going to look real good" 🥰 Cute moment... Jeff says he feels like he could be more tan but he doesn't know how, maybe with the sand & ocean he will...then he says every time he doesn't feel tan he looks at this and sees he is (he pulls down his shorts to show his whiter skin)...Jordan peers over to look and does a double take and smiles to herself...they laugh at how she was trying to sneak a look inside Jeff's shorts. Jeff tells Jordan he was telling Michele how weird it's going to be tomorrow not having a mic or cameras on him...Jordan says awww and gets sad...Jeff says he can do whatever he wants, he pretty much does anyway. Michele then says she wishes they had a foam party (like BB8 ), she always wanted to do that...Jeff says the naked foam party? he thought that was a little weird, wtf is that?, it's on regular tv, it's very Real Worldish...Michele says she would have done Nudist BB ...Jordan is shocked at the foam party, Jeff & Michele explain what it was like...Jordan says she wouldn't do that. Michele says Jeff can't leave now because he was the only one that saw her vagina, no one else in there has seen it. (is this chick FOR REALs? ugh)...they talk about the Grad comp where Michele's pants came off...they reminisce a bit about the game, Jeff says that if it wasn't for the Coup, he wouldn't even be there now...Jordan says they all would. Jeff says f**k it, let's have a pool party and he walks over to the fridge to smoke again. Michele says that people only remember the last HG's, they'll say Jessie who?...Jeff says yeah, Jeff who?...Jordan says yeah right, he made it to 5, Renny was the 5th one and she remembers her...Michele says Jeff is way hotter than Renny too so...Jordan says of course they will remember Jeff (if she only knew then!) and especially because he has the Coup and they'll probably remember Jeff & Jordan because they probably made like a showmance type thing (uhhh, yeah)... Jeff snickers "showmance"...Jordan says and tomorrow if Jeff does leave there's her exit kiss, people are going to remember that...Jeff smiles nervously...Jordan says "aren't you going to practice?"...Jeff says "later, after another glass of wine", he smiles...Jordan says "how are we going to do this?"...Jeff says he doesn't know if he's going to be up for it right when he's evicted because he'll get sour, big dimpled smile...Jordan says "well, I'm supposed to not make you sour"...Jeff says "alright, we'll worry about it later"...Jordan looks at Michele and says "it's not going to happen" (Yep, Nostradamus Jordan!! :) ) Jeff says he's spontaneous and doesn't like to plan things...Jordan says "if you don't do it, I'm going to be mad"...Jeff says "oh boy"...Jordan says "you gotta give them something to remember...when you grabbed my ass and squeezed it and gave me a big ole kiss...I'm just kidding"...Jeff smiles, raises his eyebrows and gestures that he'll bend her over and hump it...Jordan says not that way...Jeff says "why? people will remember that"...Jordan says she will give him a kiss on the cheek even if it's not on the lips...Michele says that is lame, she can give him a kiss on the cheek...Jordan says "ok, I'll give him a kiss on the lips but you don't act like you really want it"...they smile at each other...Jeff mutters "Jordan, be quiet...I got different ideas in my head" He laughs...Michele says you know you only have a minute right?...Jeff says dude, it might only take 30 seconds, he cracks up! Jordan smiles but gets all pensive, LOL. Michele says she's excited to see what will happen...Jordan says the DR keeps asking about it...Jeff says he knows...Jordan says they can't let them down...Jeff says they're trying to make a show here...Jordan says yeah and they're going to make it 😉 Last backyard chat Pt2 10:12-10:26pm After J&J finish bantering about the exit kiss, Jordan says to Jeff "I know, I got a lot to tell you...after, nothing gamewise, but I'm not going to say it all on here"😉♥️ 😉♥️...Jeff says "whaddya mean?"...Jordan says it's just stuff she wants to say but it's nothing game or about anybody there...Jordan smiles and giggles... Jordan then says how she couldn't believe that Jessie confessed how much he liked  Natalie in the GR, after only knowing her such a short time, she would feel like a douche, she wouldn't do it on TV. (Jordan is obviously projecting her feelings about this onto Jessie as it's clear from comments she has made that she would feel like a fool if she admitted on the show that she was falling for Jeff, which she was, but she was ready to tell him all after the show 😉😉) Michele says the house isn't like real life...Jeff says this is their reality though, this is all they know. Jeff hopes they hook them up with some fun facts when they leave, like how the Bears are doing. (so funny that Jeff then got to play that current events game with Ross Matthews in his exit interview...ask and you shall receive! lol) Jordan starts snapping her fingers in boredom...Jeff comes over to sit near Jordan again...they start talking about drinking and Vegas. Jordan says her and tequila don't mix...Jeff says he's not going to babysit Jordan, what is he talking about, he'll need one...Jordan says she might need one because she wanders off when she's drinking...Michele starts telling some weird story about her and Tim in Vegas (I can't stand listening to her at this point so I'll spare myself the details, lol)...Jeff says you get so drunk in Vegas...Jordan says she doesn't know if she could handle going to Vegas with a boyfriend if he paid too much attention to other girls, she would get jealous...Jordan wants to go dancing...Jeff says he would rather go to Cabo (the bar) then Vegas... Jordan says if Jeff stays and she can stay, they're going to go out, Michele can come dancing with them...Jeff says he's for sure staying if he can change his flight...Jordan says if she stays for 2 or 3 nights max, if she can re-arrange her flight, she's going to the place that Jeff is talking about and Michele can meet them there...Jeff says he has a promoter friend that can hook them up to go dancing...Jordan asks if Jeff's friend's are hot...Jeff mumbles yeah, lol. Jordan & Michele giggle...Michele says she has to stop drinking...Jeff says if they act like fools he's OUT!...Jordan says they won't...Jeff isn't worried though because Michele will have her husband there. 🥴 Jeff has so many questions for him. (about how weird and bizarre she is? lol) Michele says she's the same in the house as she is on the outside.  Michele says she is flirtier outside the house. Jordan says she can be flirty but she is flirtier when she's drinking. Jordan asks Jeff how he is? Jeff says he keeps it cool all the time, Jeff doesn't know, he's just goofy, he cracks jokes all the time...Michele says that's why she loves Jeff, he's a goofball. Jeff says now he's getting excited to stay in LA for a few days...Michele says if they want to stay she has a ton of flight vouchers she needs to use up, she also implies that Jeff can sweet talk the women from the airline to change his flight...Jeff says he doesn't know why they think he's some Don Juan, he's not, he's a yo-yo. Jordan says she's a yo-yo...Jeff says his buddy Donovan is here for sure, his buddy Eric is out east but he wishes he could come out for 2 weeks, his buddy Donovan is a riot, he has lots of stories to tell. Jordan says that Casey gave them advice on how to use their "celebrity" to get free drinks and VIP tables, Jeff says he would never do that, they would be like "get outta here"...they talk about the pre-interviews with Entertainment Tonight and how they were nice, they get called out by BB to not talk about that stuff...Jordan asks if Michele loved Renny...she didn't...Jeff goes inside and Jordan & Michele continue talking... JeJo -  Dual DR 10:30pm Jordan & Michele are outside on the couches talking. Jeff opens the sliding glass door and says "Jordan, come here for a sec, I wanna show you something"...Jordan gets up and says "come here?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan heads over there and Jeff says "just for a second Michele, we'll be right back"...Jordan asks "what's up?"...Jeff closes the sliding glass door behind them, smiles, giggles and says "they want us to go into the room together" 👩‍❤️‍👨Michele is left alone and starts getting paranoid... (They would end up staying in the DR for a full hour) Youtube of the segment they aired during the recap show before the finale: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCOF9PUk5O0&feature=player_embedded Screencaps from the segment shown: This one is where Jeff says he loves Jordan's heart, she showed him that there are good people in the world. And this one is where she is listing all of Jeff's wonderful attributes... (Notice how J&J progressively got sitting closer to one another) Jejo in the DR/Nuts in the house 10:30-11:30pm Jeff & Jordan go into the DR...Michele is left alone outside. When Jeff told Michele that he & Jordan would be gone just a second and they disappeared the look on Michele's face was one of bewilderment, she then awaited their return, when they didn't, she made herself look busy while at the same time looking for signs of J&J. She headed to the bathroom, then headed back outside and chewed food noisily while waiting, UGH, then she went into the hottub, sat outside the hottub, went back in the hottub, went inside to change, made faces at the mirror, washed some dishes to pass the time, glanced over towards the living room a few times, talked to herself, went to the RR to mess around with her clothes while actually doing nothing, looked at her fake letter from Tim, got bored of that then headed back into the bathroom to change again...meanwhile Kevin & Natalie who had been up in the HOH playing their 79th game of chess in that house have come downstairs, they go outside to plot their next prank, they are at a loss as to where J&J are too... Michele goes back into the RR and it's pretty clear she is really wondering where J&J could be...she fake yawns and heads back into the kitchen area and goes outside muttering to herself, she does some laundry...meanwhile Kevin & Natalie head into the RR and sneak around finding something to use for their next prank, they rig up the faucet so it will spray someone again and then they go outside to play pool, Michele goes back inside and heads right for the faucet and gets sprayed...Kevin & Natalie giggle in hysterics over how good they got her, they say Michele is freaking pissed. Michele heads to the DR to bitch & complain about the prank and sees that it's locked, she waits but it won't open, it dawns on her that possibly Jeff & Jordan might be in there, she heads to the SS room, opens the door and sees that J&J aren't in there, she stands there taking it all in, she then tries the door to the HN room and it's locked, she stands in the middle of the room with her hands on her hips wondering where the hell J&J are 🤪...she then goes into the SR and talks to herself about how fun that was (the prank), she keeps mumbling to herself and then almost goes back into the SS room but stops herself, she goes in circles mumbling and then heads into the SS room and sits down on her bed staring into space, she then gets up and puts her hands on her hips again, looks in a drawer, almost walks out but then turns back, gets something from beside the bed and then walks out of the room just as Jeff & Jordan are exiting the DR... After the dual DR moments 11:30-11:52pm Just as Michele comes out of the SS room, Jeff & Jordan finally exit the DR after being in there for an hour...Jeff cannot be seen on camera but can be heard...Jordan is seen walking towards the kitchen when Michele asks them "what were you guys doing in there?"...Jeff says "what was going on in here?"...Jordan says "what time is it?" and turns back towards the bedrooms...Michele tells Jeff she got squirted, Jeff says "squirted?"...Michele tells Jeff that they pulled the spray trick on her again...Jeff says "ohhh, you got got"... Next the cam switches to the SS room where Jeff & Michele are (Jeff had gone straight there after leaving the DR whereas Jordan walked the other way probably trying to make it look not too obvious they were in there, LOL)...Jordan walks in the SS room, says "oh geez" and starts to walk out, Jeff looks to have been messing around with his BB bag for no reason  and he starts to walk out...Michele tells them that she tried to get into the DR but "apparently" they were in there. Yep!! Jeff says "you didn't know we were in there?"...Michele says "no, you said you were going to grab Jordan not you were going to hang out in the DR"...Jeff says "it was on the down low, like it never happened you know what I mean?"...Michele says "it didn't happen"...they all walk towards the kitchen...Kevin & Natalie walk by without saying a word and head towards the bedrooms...Jeff & Jordan walk outside and sit on the couches. Jeff asks Jordan "what's that all about? they just fu**ing left?" Jordan says "oh well"... Jordan says to Jeff "oh that was fun, don't ya think?"...Jeff says "you took the bull by the horns in there"...Jordan says "I do it like that all the time in the DR's...oh right sorry we're not talking about it"...Jeff says "holy moly"...Jordan says she wishes she hadn't of taken her makeup off so she could have looked better...Jeff whispers "that was pretty funny". Michele comes out to continue to stay glued to their side and asks what they were doing in there? (none of your business!)...Jeff says they were just cracking jokes...Jeff changes the subject and asks why K&N just stopped in the middle of their pool game and left...Michele says Natalie went in the DR, she went in to laugh about spraying Michele...Michele AGAIN tells them that she wanted to go in the DR to complain but they were in there, Jeff doesn't take the bait...Jordan who was apparently in LaLa land when Michele told the story twice about getting sprayed asks "what happened?" Michele tells Jordan what happened, Jordan rolls her eyes...Michele mumbles about being upset they did it a second time...Jeff isn't paying attention now, he gets up to have a cigarette and says towards Jordan "that was fun" 😁 Michele says "of what? me being mad? are you pulling pranks Jeff?" (no dimwit, their DR session was fun!) Jeff doesn't answer her but says he'll pull a couple, he thinks...Jeff says he might do the water one where he puts the glass of water on top of the door and when it's opened the person gets wet...Jordan just sits quietly and seems deep in thought...Jeff smokes and looks at Jordan occasionally and Michele continues talking nonsense...Jordan secret smiles...Michele wants to prank the others and wants ideas...Jordan says she's not good at it and never pulls pranks on people...more weirdness...Michele points out that Jordan is "smiley"...Michele keeps talking and says she almost drank Jeff's wine that was sitting there for a long time, Jeff thought she did...Jordan continues to stay quiet constantly fiddling with her hair and occasionally glancing over at Jeff...Jeff does the same between puffs. Michele says she's sleepy, they need to rest to kick some asses tomorrow...no response...Michele then tries to talk about the veto comp where they needed to know an analogy, she doesn't know any but Jeff does...Jeff tells her that wasn't a veto, that was a luxury comp and that wasn't an analogy but a saying...Michele says oh, well I don't know any sayings (I just can't with her! ) Michele blows smoke up Jeff's ass by saying he's the king of sayings, can he help her with the gift horse in the mouth one...Jeff patiently explains what the saying means...she asks if that means the horse is going to bite you or something?  Jeff says it's just a saying like bury the hatchet, wth does that mean anyway? Jeff says he's packed with useless knowledge. Jeff goes inside. Jordan sighs and says "oh Michele, Michele"...Michele asks if Jordan knows those things...Jordan isn't too sure...Michele gets called to the DR. Jordan continues to sit quietly still fiddling with her hair and still secretly smiling. 😊 Natalie comes out a minute later and asks if Michele was pissed? Jordan says not really...feeds cut out, when they return Jeff is sitting with his feet in the hottub, Jordan is telling Jeff she wishes they could have looked better, had their hair done...Jeff looks down at the water and smiles...Jordan says she doesn't think BB has ever done that with anyone else...Jeff shrugs his shoulders...Jordan says that's why she told Jeff that maybe people really care, really like them, you know?...Jeff thinks that BB thinks they say dumb shit and want to hear their opinion on it. (huh? lol) Meanwhile Natalie & Michele goof around about the prank and have a laugh over it...Jeff & Jordan don't seem too amused but just look on with similar smiles. Natalie & Michele go over how it happened and Natalie says Kevin thought all 3 of them were pissed when they were coming outside together...Jeff now understands why K&N walked in all weird just leaving their game of pool...Jordan tells Natalie that her & Jeff were in the DR, Jeff says they didn't know what happened...Kevin comes out and more quietness...Jordan keeps pulling at her hair (I really don't know how she keeps it with the constant tugging) and looking at Jeff once in awhile...Jeff keeps looking down at the water. Just after the 11:50pm mark, Jeff & Jordan have a moment, Jeff giggles, shakes his head, drinks a sip of water and smiles at Jordan...Jordan looks at Jeff, opens her eyes wide and smiles...Jeff looks down again...Michele goes inside...Jordan says to Jeff "I'm hungry again"...Jeff says "want cheese & crackers? and hummous?"...Jordan says "let's do it"...Jeff says "I'm down"...Jordan says "come on" and they both get up to go inside to eat. J&J get domestic 11:52-11:58pm Jeff & Jordan come inside to eat. Jeff gets his prank set up (the water on the door one), they both laugh how they will probably be the ones getting wet...Jordan is still thinking about her hair in the DR and tells Jeff she should have worn her hair down...they decide to maybe nix the cheese & crackers and instead eat the pork with mozzarella cheese...Jordan only wants one, Jeff does too, Jordan says it's late, they should only eat one each...Jeff fixes them each a plate and puts them in the microwave, he gets cutlery for both of them... Jordan opens the hummous and gets the Triscuit crackers and they both start munching on that. Michele walks by with something and Jeff realizes she's setting up a prank with it, he says it's going to get him because he pees the most...he tells Jordan to not pee, lol. Jordan takes the plates out of the microwave...Jeff tops his pork with sour cream and says he loves it...Jordan puts some on her plate and Jeff smiles at her knowing he's rubbing off on her...Jordan wants more sauce on it and asks Jeff if he wants some, he doesn't. Jordan pushes her plate over, walks around and sits by Jeff to eat. Jeff comments that Michele is up to no good. They eat and cams go off them...