July 12 First BY Talk continued 12-12:50am Jeff keeps ranting about being an octopus, lol, he's pissed!...Jordan says she's serious, she's getting mad, she can't quit thinking about it and won't be able to sleep tonight...Casey says welcome to my world...Jordan says Jessie makes her so mad, she doesn't trust Russell because he's asking too many questions and he's playing sides...Jeff says he's going in there, f**k it...Jordan says no, Jeff! you're going to get me in trouble!...Jeff says "you in trouble, I'm going to fu**ing tell them how it is"...Braden says "let him get it off his system, he's thought about it, he's smart". Jeff goes inside just before the 12:02am mark...Jeff tells his side of the story inside while Jordan, Braden & Casey keep discussing game outside, eventually Braden leaves and then just after the 12:36am mark Jeff comes back outside...Jordan asks if he got it out? Jeff says he said his peace...Jordan offers for Jeff to sit by her but Jeff wants to smoke...he says that what he said did nothing, they are all brainwashed, he said his peace but they just kept talking...Casey says he assumes Jeff will catch him up...Jeff says that everything he said outside, he said in there...Casey says perception is everything and they're not perceiving things the way Jeff is...Jeff tells Jordan and Casey what he told them... Jordan listens intently and says "he's such a fu**ing douche"...Jeff says that he talked to Lydia and realized she's on their side, he told her she hurt him, he thought they were friends...Lydia told him she didn't feel well, he told her to be honest with her he was hurt a little and then she left crying. Jeff waves at Casey and says "it was nice meeting you bro"...Jordan says it was nice meeting Casey too cuz she's out, she's gone...Casey says in his opinion there's bigger fish than Jordan (to get rid of)...Jordan says that Jessie, Natalie & Russell think they run this house, it's them three, they're the instigators...Casey thinks Natalie is drunk with power...Jeff says he told them that Natalie talks for Jessie, also that he apologized for talking to Natalie the way he did and Jessie said you don't talk to an 18 year old like that and Jeff told him he just apologized. Jordan says Jeff should have said more especially the thing about supposedly throwing Michele under the bus...Jeff says he called them out about saying that no one sitting at the table talked shit today...they all denied it and Jeff said then he must be taking crazy pills if that was the case...Jordan asks if Jeff said the thing about Jeff not protecting Jordan or Lydia...Jeff says he did tell them...Jordan asks what they said about that?...Jeff says they said nothing...Jordan can't believe it after Jessie & Natalie talked about that very thing to her up in the HOH...Jeff explains that he told them there was no opportunity to save Lydia and that he had told Jessie that Jordan & Lydia were with him so what part of that wasn't protecting them?...Jordan can't believe that Lydia didn't believe Jeff...Jordan says "what the?"...Casey says "welcome to the Terrordome" Jordan says to Jeff "I'm glad you said your peace, good job sport" :) Jeff says no one was buying, he makes a little joke about it and they laugh...Jordan puts up her hand to high five Jeff saying "good job" but Jeff says "good job what? I failed"...Jordan says he did good, he stated his peace...Casey says he planted seeds...Jeff says he doesn't know if he needs a high five but he will give her one...Jeff holds his hand up to Jordan's and plays with it for a second...and then they clasp hands :) and then high three each other, a partial high five, lol. Jordan says Jessie has them all brainwashed, he's such a fu**ing douchebag, she didn't like him as soon as he walked in, she didn't like him from his season and she still doesn't like him now...Jeff says that at the end Kevin said "Jeff, I liked you before and I still like you"...Jordan giggles...Casey, Jeff & Jordan discuss how they like to play the game and how they feel about discussing things in front of others vs keeping your mouth shut, they go over the first HOH comp and how they could have done things differently or not...Jeff says Jessie is in it to win it...Jordan says it's cuz he got voted out last time...Jeff can't understand how they don't want to get him out cuz he'll cut them, he'll stab you in the back...Jordan says she tried to tell Lydia that...Casey says it's telling that no one has walked out that door...Jordan still thinks she is going to be put up as a replacement. Jeff says Lydia is full force with them, it's over...Jeff tells the story of how Lydia was crying all day and Jeff tried to make her feel better, to not worry, so he told her the meaning behind his cross to distract her, Lydia kept hearing things Natalie said about her so she said she was going to go out there to confront that bitch, Jeff told her not to, for her to come lay down and relax, Lydia later told Jessie that she wanted to go talk to them but Jeff told her not to go talk to them making it seem like Jeff was saying for her not to go out to talk to them because they are assholes...Jeff asked her if Lydia took it like that? instead of it being Jeff trying to make her calm down and not stress about it? she believed that?...Lydia told Jeff yeah...Jeff says Lydia flipped it on him and totally threw him under the bus. Casey leaves… First BY talk briefly alone again 12:50-1:02am Casey goes inside leaving J&J alone...Jordan says she told Lydia they will throw her under the bus, Lydia promised she would never vote to evict Jordan but maybe now she's in trouble and Jeff is safe...Jeff says he's safe for now but next week he's the first one out...Jordan says she wants Natalie & Jessie gone, she doesn't like him at all...Jeff says "me neither, he's a smugf**k"...Jordan says Jessie thinks he's the shit...Jeff still can't believe how Lydia flipped and says "fu**ing Lydia, motherfu**er"...Jordan says she pointed out to Lydia that they were the ones in the room with her when she was crying, she needs to trust them to keep her. Jordan says "omg Jeff if I get eliminated you have to get Jessie outta here for going after me" Jeff says everyone's got their mind made up...Jordan says Jessie is good, real good and Jeff and her didn't see it coming...Jeff hopes that they keep the teams because it will be harder to get him out but his team is the one he wants out...Jordan says she wishes it was Cowboy that came in...Jeff says Russell was bitching about it being Jessie, he knew it was going to be that douche that was coming in...Jeff says he won't throw Jessie under the bus...Jordan says he's a douche, he drinks his body shakes and eats like twelve meals a day, lol...Jordan giggles over it just being her & Jeff...and Braden. :) Jeff says he hopes that what he said might make them think...Jordan again says good job and that she is proud of him...Jeff says he could have given them an hour's worth of examples of them talking shit and Jessie kept pffttt'ing and saying whatever...Jordan giggles and says not to worry about it...Jeff still can't believe that Lydia flipped...Jordan worries about going up and who will vote for her to stay...Jeff says a handful of people...Jordan says she only knows three...Jeff says that's when you...Jordan says she's not kissing people's asses...Jeff tells her what she should say...Jordan smiles...Jeff complains again about Jessie...Jordan says he's stupid...Jordan says tomorrow her & Jeff are going to walk around the house and study everything, they laugh... Casey comes outside and tells J&J what was being talked about in there...they talk more game about how all the Lieutenant's are ruining this...Jeff makes an analogy about the others being Sammy the Bull's not John Gotti's, John Gottie didn't kill anyone, it was Sammy the Bull...that's what everyone thinks. ;) Jeff grabs more water from the fridge and sits back down...Jeff says it's way too early for this...Casey says way too early for the line in the sand...Jeff says "oh but it's drawn bro"...Braden story time :) They start laughing about Braden and his random comments, like him saying "goodnight boss" to Jessie...Jeff tells the story of how Braden got pissed that Russell didn't clink his glass to say "cheers" and he was going to sharpen a pool stick (and shove it up Russell's ass)...Jeff cracks up!...Jordan cracks up over the fact that Braden said he can't leave this early because he lost his apartment...Jeff then loses it over when Braden told him that he said in the DR that he was losing it and he was going to throw people off fu**ing balconies! :D Jordan keeps laughing saying that Braden says he at least has to make it to jury house because he doesn't have anywhere to go, he's going to leave the country and go to Australia...Jeff says that the others were saying Braden doesn't need the money because he has $300 hair products and Braden said "what? I'm fu**ing broke!"...Casey says he stole all the lotions from the hotel, he had 65 lotions in his suitcase! 😜 First BY talk continued 1:02-1:17am J&J continue laughing about Braden...Casey wonders if it heats up this early every year?...Jeff says no, this is right off the blocks, Jessie said that the minute he came into the house BAM! he was playing the game...Jeff says he told him he must have not been on his horse yet and Jessie said exactly...Jordan says "omg, he's such a douche"...Jeff says Jessie is letting all his foot soldiers do the work for him and he's keeping his hands clean...Jordan says that's what the others said about Jeff, he's staying clean, Jordan asks what has Jeff done?...Casey says Jeff is a mastermind...Jeff sarcastically says he's been running this house since day one, what? he hasn't even talked about the game til yesterday...Casey says that is what the problem is...Jeff says he could tell Casey what he's going to do but he's not going to tell him. LOL Casey talks about team, team, team, he's on a team with two people that never played sports in their life...Jeff says he's with people that did and he hates them, Jessie doesn't believe in team, he will use his team, he put the "I" in team...Jordan hates when he makes that fart noise...Jeff says "hat's off, they're playing the game well"...Casey says like his mom told him in 8th grade, whatever you tell somebody you have to assume they're going to tell somebody else, as you go through your life you have to pick and choose the people you can tell stuff to and they all have some...Casey says in here there's a 99% chance someone will tell someone else which has been a surprise to him...Jeff says people love fu**ing gossip, how do you think all those magazines, celebrity tabloids sell, people love to talk about how perfect their life is as opposed to somebody else's but when you point the finger at someone there are 3 fingers pointing right back at you so watch what the f**k you say. (This is so old school, my dad says this ALL THE TIME except the WTF part LOL) Jeff says he's not perfect by any means, he's not a great player but he doesn't talk, he says whatever he has to say to someone's face and when he's telling someone a spiritual story he had about a cross, being all nice to someone, hugging them all day and trying to calm them down, he doesn't twist it around, what kind of person does that?...Casey says a weak-minded person...Jeff says "whew, man, did I get that one wrong, I thought I was good at (reading) people". They discuss Lydia again and how she had the votes but she flipped to the other side to guarantee she was staying, she wanted to be saved right now...Jordan says that she turned on them...Casey says that's kind of fu**ed up...Jeff says he said his peace...Jordan says at least the people that Jeff doesn't get along with are on his team so they can't get rid of him...Casey says that's the ironic thing...Jeff says it's awesome...Jeff thinks if Laura wins HOH she might be convinced by them to put him up. Michele comes outside looking for her flip-flops...Jeff asks her how was his speech?...Michele says everything she's heard from both sides seems like the truth but they're never going to feel like Jeff is part of their team because he wasn't hanging out with them...Jeff is more concerned of what the others thought, not his team...Michele says they think it should have been more private, a lot of them thought it was a show...Jeff says if it was more private they would have twisted his words, he wanted everyone to hear....Jeff seems pissed and says "oh whatever"...they are quiet...Michele keeps looking for her shoes...Jeff then says "a show huh?" Michele then talks to Casey wanting to clear the air about some stuff, they bicker a little and talk while Jeff & Jordan observe...they lean into each other just after the 1:10am mark...Jeff says "we're outta here"...Jordan touches Jeff's hair 🥰 smiles and giggles...Jeff wants alcohol the next couple of days...Jordan says "I thought we had a chance"...Jeff agrees...they start whispering and it's hard to hear...Michele admits she's going through some emotional stuff with her family...Casey admits he cried today, it's stressful...Jordan says she's cool with Michele still, Jeff says you know I luv you (oi oi oi what did you start by saying that Jeff! lol)...Jeff explains why he went in there to talk to them, he wanted to clear the air but people didn't take it that way...Jordan says it sucks when you're being talked about and you feel like lies are being spread about you...Jeff says it's best to talk about things, get things out in the open like she did with Casey...Jordan agrees it is good. J&J keep giggling over the convo Casey and Michele are having...Michele is getting stressed out about the whole thing and J&J tell her to not feel bad and to not stress out, sit down and relax...Michele says Casey was mad at her...Casey says he wasn't happy about her wanting him out of the house, no one would be happy...Michele agrees...Jeff says they all need to simmer down...J&J keep whispering in their own little world (as usual :) ) Michele complains about her missing shoes...Jeff gets up thinking he saw some over by the pool table...Michele says she's cold and going to get her hoody, she leaves... First BY talk keeps going 1:17-1:36am After Michele leaves, Jeff sits back down and him, Jordan & Casey laugh about how Michele came outside to confront Casey...Jeff says "this shit's a trip"...Natalie comes outside looking for her water jug, finds one but throws it out saying it has bugs, she leaves...Jeff says he has one more thing to say, he says how can you (Lydia) go from saying "I hate that fu**ing c**t bitch last night to 12 hours later being on their team"...Casey says because everything changes every 6 hours like Jessie said, he has been here before...Jordan says he was the 4th person evicted...Jeff says he hopes it changes...they talk about the veto and who is being put up...Jeff says every single person has been brought up that could be put up. Casey brings up what Michele told him and says "please"...Jeff laughs and says everyone is so on edge...Jeff says for him to vent...Jordan laughs about how Casey talked to Michele...Jeff says Casey was being so smug...Jeff says he knew it was going bad when Casey called Michele "sweetie" from the jump...Casey says it was "honey" and he retracted...Jordan says "good save"...Casey says "wtf did I do to you?"...J&J laugh...Jordan says Casey is the one person that hasn't done anything...Casey says he was salty at Michele because he was told she wanted him out...Jordan asks who told him that?...Casey says he's not getting into it...Jeff says this game is a trip, it's bananas 😉🍌 Casey says because he asked Michele her profession??...Jeff says you have to watch what you say and if you don't talk you're an asshole. Casey says he knows he can be abrasive but that wasn't it, this ain't the place to make little jokes, he's wanted to say things to Chima, if this was in the real world and they were out, he would say all kinds of things because he doesn't give a f**k, he would get in his car and go home, they would do the same, what the f**k does he care but in here you have to care...Jeff laughs saying it's funny seeing people get pissed off, even with himself, he rants and he laughs at himself...Casey says Michele is on suicide watch :/ Jeff says everyone is on edge...Casey says he did good, he was going to go off on her but didn't, he had a heart to heart with her while playing chess and she probably felt bad, the guilt was eating her up, at least she has a redeeming quality...J&J can't believe she came out and admitted she talked shit about Casey, Jeff says she put a little sugar on it though...J&J laugh about how Casey talked to her. Casey compares the others' antics to the kids at his school and Jeff says they are kids though, these people are grown...Casey says a 22 yr. old is still a kid though, not much life experience, he realizes Jordan is that age so he kind of apologizes for saying it...Jordan says "oh no, you're fine"...Jeff says he's not the same person he was at 22. They talk about being safe...Jeff feels like he is the target right now...Casey says nobody is safe but it is telling that they are outside alone when everyone else is inside...Jeff says they think they're safer being in there with that group...Casey says there is a gang mentality in there, he couldn't believe that Kevin was so willing to vote out Lydia who is his team member just so that he wouldn't go against the house if need be...feeds switch @ the 1:26am mark and return @ the 1:32am mark Jeff, Jordan & Casey are still outside discussing game...Casey is venting about how useless his teammates are, how they can't win anything, he is carrying them on his back and how Lydia threw the spelling POV comp...Jordan laughs about how they want to get mad at Jeff for Technotronics and Lydia spelled a 4 letter word and Jessie misspelled his word. ;) Jeff laughs saying he can't even talk because the word he came up with was ridiculous and he's never going to hear the end of it so he'll pay the piper later on that, he's going to be known, everyone who sees him will be "oh! Technotronic guy" (YUP!) Casey says "either that or the guy that argued on the elliptical" LOL Jeff laughs and Jordan is cracking up! Casey goes inside...Jordan says "technotronics" :P Jeff says "where did I come up with that? and then I put it on the board and I was like Vanna White...here it is...and I tried to explain myself" 😂 Jordan says they need to strategize...Jeff says about what?...Jordan says so they're not going home...Jeff says they're fu**ed...Jordan says they're not if Ronnie gets the next HOH, she's depending on him...Jordan says he's smart and is going to make it to final 2...Jeff hopes so...Jordan says she at least wants to make jury house to vote on who wins the money...Jeff doesn't want anyone from his team there (they all made it! including Jeff)...Jordan says if she wins HOH she wants Jessie and Natalie out...Jeff says he's telling Jordan this but no one else, he's going to throw the next HOH because who would he put up?...Jordan says she doesn't like the people that ride the middle...Jeff says the others are over here and they are way down the block on the left side...Jordan starts laughing...Jeff says "me and you we're like GUYS!! (yelling)"...Jeff says "what kind of people are these people?"...Jordan says "just listen"...Jeff says "I know, I can't stop motoring", he smiles :) First BY talk continues on 1:36-1:37am Jordan tries to get Jeff to calm down and strategize with her...Jordan says just as long as Russell keeps, as long as he doesn't use the veto on Lydia they are good...Jeff says he's using it, he's saving her, she already went to the dark side, they promised her that and they're putting someone else up...Jeff says Lydia and Chima are friends, they shouldn't be talking...Jordan says upstairs Lydia was talking shit about Chima. Jeff says "that's bullshit! because she plays both fu**ing sides!"...Jordan says "don't clench your teeth at me"...Jeff looks down and says "because it makes me sick that I fu**ing look foolish, I fu**ing always...man...I always get fu**ed...I like being an asshole...I'm such a like shelled up protected person cuz I don't wanna get hurt and then as soon, the moment I open up to somebody (punches his hand)...right in the fu**ing ass!" you know what I mean? I'm like F**K!! I should have just been an asshole the whole time...you're cute...f**k you...I know what's gonna happen in 6 months" (referring to women)...J&J laugh...Jeff gets up and says "I know where this is going...beat it" 😉 (this says a lot about Jeff's tough persona and experiences with the opposite sex) First BY talk that never ends 1:37-2:07am Jeff sits back down and tells Jordan how things are going to go...Jeff says that they're promising Lydia to take her off the block, leave Chima on, put someone else up...Jordan says her or Braden...Jeff says put someone else up and vote them out so both Lydia & Chima are safe...Jeff says Lydia was giving him the sob story about what it's like to be on the block...Jordan says she was safe and had the votes and she told her to tell Russell not to use the veto, Lydia told Jordan she was telling him not to use it...Jeff says that's bullshit, she was blowing smoke up Jordan's ass...Jeff can't believe she flipped like that...Jordan says that Jessie is kind of convincing with what he was telling her about Jeff not protecting her but Jordan says she so doesn't believe him. Jeff asks if Jordan watched his season?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says what about when Jessie was up in the HOH begging and they all thought he was a joke and voted him out and here they are buying into him...Jordan says because this is high school version, last season they were smart, Keesha voted him out...Jordan claps saying she was proud of Keesha. Jeff grabs a cigarette and says "do you think I look like a bozo?"...Jordan says "no, you look fine, I'm glad you said something"...Casey comes back outside eating a pickle...Casey says if he is put up for coming outside, smoking cigarettes so be it, same for Jeff, what is he? a leper now?...Jeff says "I know, for real"...Casey says tomorrow he should just be whatever to Lydia, what will eat her up the worst is not saying nothing...Jeff says she has already flipped so there's nothing else to say. Jordan asks Casey if she is put up on the block will he vote her out?...Casey says no, he doesn't think she will be put up...Jeff walks inside again...Casey and Jordan discuss who might be going up...Casey says Ronnie is the biggest hustler in this motherfu**er, they need to put Ronnie up (DING DING DING!)...Jordan says Ronnie is smart, he's a good person to have on your side, he's loyal and won't throw you under the bus (WRONG :( )...Casey says f**k him, he's competition, if he's that good, he needs to go home, no?...Jordan thinks he should stay a bit longer, he's good...Casey says ain't that a reason to send him home Jordan?...Jordan says in the position he's in, he's good, she's not. Jeff brings Jordan a pickle wrapped in a napkin after Jordan asks for one :)...Jeff says that Lydia just put her head down when he was in there, he can't believe he let her touch his Jesus cross :( ...Casey says Lydia played him...Jeff explains he got the cross from the Vatican, he got it blessed by a priest when he was at church inside the Vatican and Lydia was like this is rad, this is so cool...Jeff says he doesn't show that to everybody... Casey & Jeff smoke while discussing Jessie & Natalie, Jeff says you can't talk to him because she's always there...Jeff says someone they talk to will win HOH...Jeff turns to Jordan who is enjoying her half pickle and wants another...Jeff smiles, says there are whole ones...Jordan leaves to get another pickle...Casey says to Jeff as she's going inside that Jordan is going to go running to Ronnie to tell him what he just said about him...Jeff says "no she won't" :) Casey and Jeff discuss Ronnie and Michele, people talking shit about everyone...Jordan comes back with her half pickles...they keep discussing game and what people are like in there...Casey says he's sure Jeff is like this with his buddies back home, they probably bust each other ball's all the time...Jeff says they do...Casey says that's just what they do, they still have his back in a bar fight...Jeff says it's kind of like respect, you wouldn't do that to someone you just met...Kevin comes out to do laundry and they get a little more quiet. Casey says at least they'll have good stories when they go home...Jeff says trying to stay positive...Casey says all the scheming gets on his nerves...Kevin leaves...Casey says he can't scheme for hours on end...Jordan gets up and leaves to go pee...Jeff says that is all you do because there's nothing else to do so you just talk, that's the premise of the game...Casey says he doesn't care if Lydia goes, she's never going to win anything...Jeff says you never know what kind of competitions they're going to have...they discuss odds and the chances of winning...Casey can't believe none of them have come outside...they keep discussing game and how Lydia turned...Jeff says Jessie doesn't care and is using everyone...Jordan comes back outside and sits down. They keep talking about Jessie...Casey then says that Jeff was funny today during the Russell argument, he was cracking him up...Jeff starts talking about his buddy Tony Marti who is a pro fighter and he knows guys in the UFC and the feeds go to fish...they return with Jeff ranting a little about Russell and how if he was really tough he wouldn't need to brag about it, he would have a presence about him, just be bad and not be all show. Jeff says "dude, I'll go to fu**ing war, let's go, you're a trained fighter, you should be able to fu**ing take me but I'm not fu**ing scared, I'll fu**ing go"...Casey says he would just bring a knife. LOL Jeff says that's another thing, why is he acting tough when he knows they can't act on it?...Casey says that's why...Jeff says that's why he's even more of a douchebag...Casey says he should go to bed...Jordan asks where Braden is?...Casey says he has his purple haze mask on and is sleeping like a baby… First BY talk on and on 2:01-2:03am Jeff, Jordan & Casey are in the BY talking. Jeff tells the story of how yesterday Braden came out of the room, he was laying in bed and didn't have his glasses on, his contacts in and he could see a little bit, he could see it was Braden but it was blurry...Jeff starts laughing...and he comes out...Jeff gets up to demonstrate, he puts his hand down his shorts and squints his eye and says that Braden said "dude, what the fuck time is it?" Jeff says to him "dude, what are you doing?" and he had on like (Jeff starts outlining underwear on his crotch)...feeds cut off... (we come to find out later that Jeff thought Braden was wearing Jordan's underwear...I will try to find that convo for the calendar)...when they return Jeff, Jordan & Casey are heading inside… From the BY to the GR 2:04-2:36am https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b04gwYJKwsQ&list=UUhhvsnKbYdxwDigf2VYrO9A Jeff & Jordan head to the bathroom. Jordan says they're going in there? What about the GR...Jeff wants to brush his teeth, he does so while Jordan sits with her turquoise blanket waiting... Jeff says it's time to put on a show, ykwim? Jeff says they will say they tried to open up but you know...Jordan says her hair gets blonder in the sun, it's exciting since they will be here for awhile. Jordan asks if Jeff thinks the mirrors make you look bigger or do they really tell what you look like? Jeff says he thinks they tell what you look like, they're not circus mirrors, lol...Jordan thinks they make her look bigger. Jordan says omg, that camera I looked at it and it's facing right at me...she smiles...Jeff asks if they all went upstairs? Jordan doesn't know...Jeff finishes up, says aww, man, this is trippy...he goes to the bathroom.... Feeds cut out for just over 10 mins when they return Jordan & Ronnie are talking on the GR bed while Jeff is on the bicycle. 😜 Jordan starts implementing her plan to Ronnie about keeping Braden. (girl was always gaming...) Ronnie pretends to be over it :/ Jordan says Ronnie is a good person and if Jeff or her don't win it then she wants him to win. They keep whispering game. Jeff keeps pedaling... Ronnie finally leaves and Jeff lays down next to Jordan @ 2:24am. Jeff says Ronnie is so stressed. Jordan says she is sleepy, she sleeps too much, maybe the pickles made her sleepy. She asks if Jeff is sleepy, he says a bit but he can't go to bed. He would lay there. Jordan says she can't believe Lydia. Jeff says "we lost". Jordan says "no we didn't...shut up" Jeff says we would have had it...Jordan says she's a snake. Jordan says we still can get it, we just won't know until the veto ceremony... Jordan says God, Russell is in my room. Jordan says she wishes she had the power in her hands so Jessie would be begging and screaming like a pussy...Ronnie goes by and Jordan says oh, Ronnie, he's so sad, Jordan asks if she thinks he's going up...Jeff says everyone thinks they are going up...Jordan does her patented turn her butt towards Jeff move and says she wishes they could sleep in the GR... Jeff says me too, it's 10X better than his room...Jordan says your cubbyhole? Jeff says there is just more room. Jordan says she doesn't want Casey playing sides...Jeff says he is just trying to save his ass, be nice...Jordan says she's not...she wants to talk about something else. Jeff says ummm, I don't know...his mind is on this...Jordan wonders if they will have a comp tomorrow...Jeff says no...he says his Technotronics will air tomorrow...they laugh and feeds cut out... When they return Jordan is spelling a 17 letter word lol and Jeff says he couldn't even find an H. Jeff says that he was running all over, like it would have mattered anyways..Jeff tells the Technotronics story and Jordan laughs all through it...it never gets old! Jeff says so I'm like Techno, first thing that popped into my head and I'm going with it and then I just, I started finding O's and C's and I'm like Techno-tronics...I'm like Tronics...I'm like Technotronics...and I was running all over and then I couldn't find an H so I ripped off the R and the O and I smashed them together to make Techtronics...as if they wouldn't know that it wasn't a word...you won! In a way, I was all proud of it...hilarious...I hope they don't play it up but they made me go last so they knew it was funny....J&J laugh... Jordan says Technoootronics 😂 ..Jeff says I'm fu**ed...Jordan says you're going to get made fun of...Jeff says big time...Jordan says they even might make Technotronics shirts...Jeff says yeah, oh yeah, my friends will at least...Jeff says they will sell them because no one is going to remember who I am in 3 weeks...Jordan bets his friends are going to be laughing...Jeff says they are going to die but everyone that knows me is going to be like I can't believe he did that...Jordan wonders if they aired the paint comp already and Jeff thinks maybe that will air that then...Jordan says on Tuesday they will air Technooootronics! Jeff laughs and says there is nothing they can do about it now...Jordan says it's so funny...Jeff says it's funny bunny... Casey comes in, leaves, J&J start listening in on the kitchen to see how many times Laura talks about herself, complimenting herself. Jordan says Laura keeps staring at her, she says she has a cute body but no butt...Jeff says they're so fu**ed...Jordan says thanks Jeff, you ruined it for me, you ruined my half a million dollars...Jeff says you did, Jordan says she didn't do shit...the mics go off them then return...Jeff is touching Jordan's feet, lol, he says he doesn't like feetzies...Jeff says he has callouses, Jordan says gross, go get pedicures...Jeff never had one...Jordan explains what they do in a pedicure...They start talking game again and then head outside… First foot rub 9:38-9:46am Lights are still out in the RR, Jordan comes out of the SS room and talks to Jeff who is sitting on the edge of his bed...Jeff whispers something inaudibly and then Jordan walks off asking what time it is...Jeff thinks around 10. Jeff has put his sneakers on and puts on his glasses...Ronnie walks by all sleepy...Jordan comes back saying it's 9:30, 9:38...Jeff says what's up? they got gipped a half hour...Jordan comes around Jeff's bed and sits between his and Kevin's bed asking Kevin if he's up...Kevin sleepily mmm, hmm's...Jordan yawns saying she's going to wait because the bathroom is packed, she sits on Jeff's bed. BB warns them to keep the bedroom lights on during the day...Jeff says wow, the next one they're going to yell at them...Jordan giggles about Braden and his mask...Jeff yawns noisily saying he feels like it's cold in the morning but at night it's boiling...Jordan says she doesn't know why she's so tired and she lays down...Jeff says he's tired as hell...Jordan asks if she moves where she is sleeping can she sleep?...Jeff says to eat breakfast and then go back to sleep...Jeff says today is going to be a naperoo day...they both yawn again...Jordan says she won't be laying out...they get quiet. The camera pans away from JeJo, when it returns Jeff has turned himself around and is rubbing Jordan's foot...Jordan giggles and says that Jeff doesn't like feet...Jeff says "it was a nice gesture"...Jordan eeks and says Jeff always does it so hard...Jeff giggles and says she's not ticklish?...Jordan says "I mean, I am sometimes"...Jeff keeps rubbing... Jordan says she has to brush her teeth, move around and then get back in bed...they continue sleepily talking about getting up...Jordan giggles about how they have cubbies...Jeff shows her how he makes a fort with the stiff blanket...they giggle...Jordan asks if he is serious...Jeff is, he has to, he can't sleep with that light...they say Laura is in a good spot. Jordan leaves to go change her batteries...Jeff laughs how everyone is back to sleep...Jeff gets up and leaves… Jeff is closed on Sundays 10-19-10:26am Jeff is chilling on the hammock. Casey is on the couches talking to him. Jordan comes outside and Casey says "sexy, Charlotte sexy...in the building". She heads to the hammock to talk to Jeff. Jeff says he is closed on Sundays. Casey yells out that he hopes you (Jordan) got your Jeff yesterday because he is closed today. Jeff laughs. Jeff immediately scoots over to give Jordan room to lay down if she wants. Jeff asks her what she's doing. She says nothing. She asks what he is doing...Jeff says he told her, he's being Sunday. She tells him she has something to say and then she's not going to talk about it all day...she tells him that she asked Russell if he was mad at her, she told Russell that when she walks by he doesn't look at her, Russell said the same of her. Jordan feels she is always the one to have to say something. She tells Jeff she told Russell the only thing she said was that she can't trust him. She knows Russell is talking game with Lydia and the others. Jeff says Lydia has gone to their side. Jeff doesn't know how much people like Russell anyways. Jordan says we're the good ones. They know Lydia is playing sides. Jeff says Russell is going to use the veto on Lydia and take her to his side. Jeff says he took Natalie aside and apologized to her on a personal level game aside. He says just as a person it was terrible. Natalie accepted. Jordan feels stupid for talking to Lydia. Jeff says Lydia wants the veto to be safe. Jordan wants Chima to go home. Jeff doesn't even care if Lydia goes home. Jordan doesn't want Jeff to throw the next HOH. Jordan leaves to get in the pool...Jeff says whatever, it's Sunday… Classic Jeff & Jordan banter - egg whites 12:37-12:44pm Jeff & Jordan are outside on the couches. Jeff is sitting and Jordan is laying on her tummy facing the pool...Jeff says it's so hot the candle wax melted. Jeff asks Jordan what she's thinking about? Jordan says she's mad, she's ewww. Jeff asks what ewww is? She's disgusted with everything?...Jordan says she doesn't want to go in there, she doesn't like talking to any of them, they're all stupid and gay...they just think they're cool. Jordan says if Russell uses the veto and she goes up she has a speech, she is going to tell everybody off because she knows she is going home. Jeff says you don't want to burn everybody ykwim?...Jordan says Jeff!...Jeff says what?...Jordan says whatever...Jeff says what?...Jordan says you know I'll go home...Jeff says no, he doesn't, she doesn't know that, she doesn't know what's going to happen...they argue about it being over or not...Jordan says "whatever her name is"...Chima (LOL) has all of them and she doesn't...Jeff says a lot can happen from now until Thursday, don't stress out. Jordan says she wants HOH so bad...Jeff says he could be going too, he says not to burn everybody if she gets put up, don't go crazy on everybody or you're never going to get it...Jeff says are you hearing me or not?...Jordan says "I am...I am father" 😜 Jeff says he feels like they have a pet because there is hair at the bottom of their shoes...Jordan robotically says yeah...Jeff laughs and says yeah...they want the POV ceremony to start... Jordan asks what Jeff was going to fix to eat...Jeff says egg whites with basil, tomato and cheese...Jordan says what are egg whites? egg whites? like egg? Jeff says yeah...Jordan says ewww, gross! like the hard egg?...Jeff says you don't know what egg white omelet is?...Jordan says like an omelet, like an egg & cheese omelet...Jeff says you know what egg whites are? like not the yolk but the white part, the clear part, like the part that turns white when you cook an egg? You gotta be kidding me right now...is this for real...am I still asleep? 😂 Jordan laughs and says I know what you're saying...the soft part of the egg...they laugh...Jeff says what is wrong with you?...Jordan says I know what you're talking about...what Russell always eats...that part...Jeff says I guess if that is what he always eats...Jordan says you know what I'm talking about!...Jeff says I know what I'm talking about...Jordan says not the crusty part of the shell but the soft part...Jeff says not the yellow part the white part!...Jordan says yeah, that's what I'm talking about...Jeff says Holy shit!...Jordan says Egg White. 🤣🤣🤣 Jeff says whatever, I don't even want it.. I'm going to throw it out the window now. Jordan says what else he was going to cook with it...Jeff says tomato, basil & cheese...Jordan says ewww, that sounds disgusting...Jeff says whatever! so are hot dawgs and whatever you put on there...Jordan says oh, shut up, if you try it you'll freakin love it...Jeff says he'll fire it at her head, he cracks up. Jordan says he'll be down another person, he won't have any other friends. Jeff says maybe in two weeks I can fly there and meet you and we can have some hot dawgs with sauerkraut:wink:...or whatever you put on them...cabbage. Jordan says chili, salt, mustard, ketchup. Jordan says they have hot dawg stands on the street corners for at the end of the night (partying). Jeff says do they cover them (the hot dogs) in bacon? Jordan says cover what? Jeff restrains himself and says never mind, keep going...Jordan says what was I saying? Jeff says I don't know...HOT DAWGS! 🌭🌭 Jordan says where are my sunglasses 😎 it's too hot out here. Jeff says Jordan's mind is like all over the place, I can't even talk to you right now...Jordan says why? Jeff says you're crazy...Jordan says she is not crazy she just thinks about different stuff, she has a lot on her mind...Jeff says just focus...Jordan says focus on what? Jeff says just go back to what you were doing, I'm done. They both complain about being sweaty...they can't go inside because they are blackballed. They both say they could have been good but it will just look like they're kissing ass, Jordan can't suck it up and be nice to them...Jeff says they need to suck it up and realize they're going home...they both laugh and Jordan says she will meet Jeff on the other side...Jeff says fo sho. An outside lockdown is called and the others come outside. I want to drown you 3:18-3:24pm Jeff & Jordan are in the pool just chillin'. Jordan is in her pink floatie and Jeff is floating with the beach ball...Braden is there with them sitting by the pool. They are trying to think of how they can keep Braden in the house. Jordan tells the story of how when she was zoning out and Jeff was saying he didn't like when she's like that, that she was actually watching how many times Russell was looking at Jeff...she got to 20 and then stopped counting. Jeff says "come on". Jeff says he's jealous. They go over various annoyances and are just generally ragging on the other side of the house, how Lydia flipped, how everyone in there thinks Jessie is a celebrity and don't they realize they are all on the same show. Really cute moment when they get closer in the pool and Jeff touches his legs to hers and pushes her... Jordan says "you want to drown me now?" Jeff gets a huge smile on his face and says "yeah"... "I want to drown you so bad Jordan" ...HOT!!🔥 They start talking about having fajitas for lunch and then the feeds cut off… Bro'ing out 3:29-3:32pm JeJo & Braden are outside...Jeff and Jordan have been in the pool, Jeff has gotten out and has dried off...Jordan is still in her pink floatie, she asks Jeff to bring her a towel...Jeff asks "this one right here?"...Braden who is there as well says he hasn't used it yet...Jordan says she'll sit out there while they start cooking and then she'll come in...Jeff says "you wanna?"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says he likes it, take care of this (as he throws down the towel)...Jeff giggles and Jordan says "no"...Jeff says that Braden folded it and showed him up...Jeff & Jordan giggle...Braden says that's how he rolls...Jeff says he feels bad, is Jordan going to use that one?...Jordan, with sass, says "yes Jeff"...Jeff sasses back "cuz this one's a little wet!!"...Jordan says "okay!"...Jeff says "guess what? I'm going to shit in your fajita"...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "that was another term of endearment" :) Jeff laughs...Jordan says "what...like?" Jeff says "I'm going to drown you and then shit in your fajita" LOL...Jordan smiles...she says omg, you all are so...Jeff says what is he going to do if Braden leaves? he's leaving too, they'll get a 2 for 1, f**k you guys, he's outta there too, why he is wasting his time? there's no way he's eating oatmeal for a week, he's outta there...Jordan then gets out of the pool and they go inside... Fajita chatting & jokes 4:49-5:04pm The feeds switch to JeJo who are in the kitchen geting ready to eat fajitas, Jordan is putting the fajita meat onto her plate...Braden walks into the kitchen...Jeff puts his fajita meat on his plate... Jordan says her and her friend always split fajitas when they go to Mexican restaurants...Braden says because there are always so much...Jordan says their so good...Jeff says he used to go to the beach with his brother and afterwards get fajitas at this place, there was so much, they'd have beers and go to tiz-own...Braden asks if his brother is older?...Jeff says he has a brother 5 yrs older than him, another one 7 yrs older, he's the baby...Jordan loves N&M's :) Jordan tells Jeff she was venting in the DR...Jeff thought she was in the bedroom, it kind of feels good huh?...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "talking shit about everybody?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...they giggle...Jeff says he has some shit he wants to pull too...Jeff mumbles about Lydia being a fu**ing rat...Braden says it's funny how now that everything's been said and done they're not in Jessie's room...Jeff says oh but remember know one knew what was going on...Braden says nothing happened, they're not even on the show, they share a laugh LOL they mumble some more... Jordan says they all cuss like sailors...Braden says he has a trucker mouth...Jeff sits near Jordan to eat...Jeff says this is bomb diggity...Jordan says it was a good idea...Jordan asks what are these long pine-needle looking things? Jeff says rosemary...Jeff and Braden laugh...Jeff, in a southern drawl, says "you don't like 'em"...Jordan doesn't like how he said that LOL she says his voice sounded weird, what did he do?...Jeff says he talked like her...Jordan asks why his voice got deeper?...Jeff says he's trying to talk southern...Jordan asks to do it again and he does...Jordan, teasing Jeff, says she likes his voice better that way than how it is now...Jeff says "that's nice, I like you with a hood over your head" :P he continues saying he likes her better with a mask on and a piece of tape over her mouth...Jordan says drowning her...Jeff says yeah with a sack full of weights in the middle of the ocean LOL he must REALLY love her then! ;) they laugh... Jordan says she needs more Gatorade...Braden asks her which flavor?...Jordan says any flavor...Braden says that isn't helping him...Jeff says "red" ;) Jordan repeats she likes Jeff's voice better deeper...Jeff gives her a look and says they've already established that...Jordan says she's letting him know again it's like the you know thing... Braden says something goofy while walking outside to get the Gatorade and Jeff says he's like a little kid...Jordan says he cannot leave...Jeff agrees, they're f**ked if he does, oh well...Braden calls Jordan Sizzle Chest...Jordan calls Braden Gucci Man...they share the last of the Gatorade...Jeff says the potatoes are good...Jordan ate all of hers...Braden says "God bless you guys" and then says something funny about ambiance LOL Jordan says she told BB that they can't let him leave because he has nowhere to live, he lost his apartment...Braden says he gave it up, it wasn't the smartest choice, there's more in the future for him... They talk about Jessie and game...Braden asks about the rosemary...Jordan says they look like pine needles, something you'd see on a Christmas tree, you know?...Jordan says there are different types of pine needles, green and brown, she smiles...Jeff asks Jordan if she sells Christmas trees?...Braden says she's Santa's helper? LOL Jeff says that Braden missed a couple more "Laura's" earlier...Braden asks if they were about herself?...Jeff says yeah, that's all she talks about herself...Braden says that Laura said she'd do Playboy if they came up to her and offered it...Jordan says she'd do Playboy Braden says yeah?...Jordan says she so would...Jordan says she loves the girls on that show...Braden says Hef doesn't like girls with big ole fake tits like that LOL! ...Jeff asks if she would be Hugh Hefner's girlfriend?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says she'd have to suck his dick Jordan says "don't be so plain" (huh?)...Jeff repeats...Braden says it's true...Jeff asks "would you do it?"...Jordan backs off her yes answer, she says there might be different types of Playboy (umm no) ...Jeff says yeah one sucks dick and the other one doesn't get anything...Braden says one of them's a cyber girl like Laura's friend who makes $100 and no exposure zing! Jeff says "and she still sucks dick"... Jeff calls Jordan a little homewrecker...Jordan says she's not...Jeff says she'd suck his dick, he's 100 years old...Jordan says she never said she would...Jeff says Jordan would sell out for money...Jeff asks if she would let someone bang her for $1000?...Jordan says no...Jeff asks $10000?...Jordan says no...Jeff says liar!...Jordan swears to God, she's been with one person...Jeff says she'd suck a 90 year old man's balls...Jordan says she didn't say she would! she said she'd just be in Playboy...Jeff says to do that she'd have to do other things...Jordan says "not necessarily"...Jeff says yes, necessarily. They talk about Kim Kardashian and playboy/porno...Jordan says she didn't have to do it and did Playboy...Jeff says she was famous already...Braden says she got 100 grand, was she totally naked?...Jordan thinks so...Jeff says who cares? she's got a porno out...Braden says he never saw it, was that with her boyfriend?...Jeff says yeah, it was good...Braden asks the football player?...Jordan says at the time it was RayJ...Jeff says he's a singer, Moesha's sister...Jeff says now she's with Reggie Bush...Jordan says he's hot...Braden says he's gnarly, serious...they talk about football players...Jordan thinks athletes dress good...Jeff says they have a billion dollars to get tailored suits, they travel in suits. They complement the fajitas, they're amazing...Jeff says he's a bomb cook...Jordan with one last dig says next time to leave out the pine needles...Braden gives them flavor...Jordan disagrees...Jeff says he told Braden that Jordan would complain about them...Jordan says she'll eat anything but...Jeff tells her the fajitas were pork chops...Jordan is surprised...Jeff says he didn't want to tell her because Jordan would say "that's gross, I want a hot dawg” JJ & B laughs in the SS room 5:33-5:40pm Feeds switch to the SS room where JeJo are in Jordan's bed and Braden is feeding Jordan some vitamin drops on her tongue LOL Jeff says it's like feeding a little bird...Braden says she is a little bird...Braden says she is a little bird...Jordan asks if it will make her sleepy?...Braden says no, it will make her freak out and turn green LOL Jeff doesn't look impressed with Jordan saying she just takes stuff not even knowing what it is...Braden says it's melatonin...Jeff says he bets Jordan does drugs like that, she'll just take something and go ok!...Jordan ignores and asks what melatonin is?...Braden says it's a natural herb thing that relaxes you and makes you sleepy... Braden says something nonsensical again and Jeff tells him to stop, he's had the giggles all day and Jordan giggles :) Braden says "it's better than weeping around with your head down, knowing you're the biggest imbecile in the fu**ing world"...Jeff CRACKS UP! Jeff says he swears he laughs at everything, it doesn't even make sense...Braden says it makes complete sense...Braden says he'll make history for being the first guy out that shouldn't have been out, he's going to take a dump on Jessie, on his face, Dumpee McGee :) Jeff laughs again remembering how Braden reacted to being vetoed...Braden says he said "great, now I'm on the veto" LOL Jeff cracks up about Braden being in the green chair...Braden says "now I'm sitting in the green chair, sweet, what the f**k does that mean?"...Jeff is killing himself laughing, Jordan is laughing too about how Braden was so clueless about the veto...Jeff says when he tells people about this they won't think it's so funny, they won't get it but it's so funny...Jeff continues laughing about the whole thing, he finally calms down...Braden non-chalantly says "who would've thunk it" Braden says he can at least give them his strategy that he mapped out so well LOL and hopefully they can make it to the end...Jeff doesn't even know how he'll make it through next week...Jordan says she's going to be the next one out...Braden starts making no sense again but he tells them that they are definitely going to get HOH, just don't give up...Jeff wishes they could shut the lights off, he's tired, at least dim them...Jordan giggles...Braden says to turn them down, their hospital lights...Jeff feels like he's in the microwave LOL Braden says flourescents are the worst for your eyes too. Braden thanks JeJo saying they're amazing, he wishes it was just them 3, they'd be having champagne...and fajitas all day LOL! Braden says the fajitas were amazing, he rubbed it in the others' faces...Jeff says everything he's rocked in here has been good, the food is good in there, the people not so much...Jeff says he feels weird in the room, it's giving him the heebiejeebies because of Lydia, he's out of there, he leaves… Jordan's the cutest thing 11:18pm Jeff and Braden are playing pool. Jordan is on the couches telling a story to the other houseguests. No cameras are on Jordan, so you don't get the whole story, but at one point, Braden blurts out "Jordan's the cutest thing". Jeff smiles big and nods. Quick but sweet moment.

July 10 HG's Modeling Contest 12:17 AM - 12:32 AM Casey is the DJ while Jeff looks on from the pool table. Braden is up first...Casey says "Braden is a world class power baller...or a world class power nutter......if he wins today he's going to spend all the money on hair products" Laura is up next in her bikini......and proud of it...Casey says "you can find her at www.twitter.com/these are enormous" 🤣 Jordan models her pink lingerie and lifts up her teddy to reveal her cute butt, while Jeff smiles like a cheshire cat in the background and claps in approval 😁...Casey says "She is a Charlotte, she's got a hornet in her pants....describes herself as sassy, pinky and a blond bombshell, in three words she says OMG, she likes her men in backwards baseball caps" (aka Jeff) A little bit later once Ronnie, Michele, Chima, Lydia, Russell & Jessie go, Jeff has his turn at modeling after mildly protesting that he's not taking off his shirt because of not being buff enough like Russell & Jessie, lol...Jeff prances forward and turns his baseball cap backwards (since Jordan likes that, lol), Jeff turns around to show his little butt and he rubs his nipple to turn the girls on. Casey says "he does radio marketing ladies, who wants to sign up for that station? I know I do, don't get mad" LOL The way Jeff looks at you 12:46-12:57am Lydia & Jordan are cuddling on the lounger outside. Jeff is playing pool. Lydia is going over who they can and cannot trust. Lydia doesn't trust Lydia, Natalie either...Jordan giggles...Lydia says to not say anything just smile...Jordan says she doesn't trust Russell...they make a pact that they're here to the end ...they say they trust each other and would never put each other up, they pinky swear on it. (how'd that work out for ya? LOL) Jordan says "Jeffro...we can trust Jeff"...Lydia says she knows they can trust Jeff, Lydia calls Jeff over there...Jeff says to hold on so he can finish his ass kicking (of Braden in pool)...Jordan looks up at Jeff giggling and says "you wanna sleep with us tonight?"...Jeff says "in...with the snorers?"...Jordan says "well, yeah, she's leaving me tonight", Jordan giggles...Jeff says "where's she going?"...Lydia & Jordan get goofy and say they are "together"...Jeff is lost and says "what's goin' on?" and continues playing pool. Lydia whispers to Jordan to not say anything (about her plan to sleep up in the HOH) while Jordan says she'll make Jeff sleep with her today...Lydia whispers the plan to Jordan...Jeff says again "what are you doing?"...Jordan says they have a plan but want to tell him when he's finished...Jeff taps Jordan on the forehead and Jordan says "I love how your big weinie is in my face" ...they laugh and Jeff says "no, it's not"...Jordan explains when he was walking forward towards her it looked like it was coming at her. Lydia proceeds to explain to Jordan why she's falling for Jessie, she never expected to "like, like" him but there's something really sweet about him, she then tells Jordan she's the only one she can talk to, she loves Kevin but Jordan is a girl and "gets it"...Lydia wonders how Jessie is as a kisser...Jordan says then do it! she will give them alone time upstairs...Lydia & Jordan go over the plan and how it will go down. Jordan reiterates there's only so many people she can trust, they go over the upcoming POV and Lydia says she's going to win and then they discuss scenarios, Lydia says she will lose it if Jordan leaves because she's her best friend in the house, they need to stick together, people are going to target them because they're blond, that's so stupid but they're just cuter & prettier and one of them has amazing boobs and the other little boobs but whatever. They go over who they would prefer to get out first, Jordan is worried Jessie will put her up again, Lydia bashes Natalie a little for having a crush on Jessie...Jordan just giggles...Lydia says she really likes Jessie...Jordan says she should try and seduce him...Lydia says shhhh, only she knows about Jessie but she thinks Jessie knows she likes him...Jordan thought that Lydia was only a pawn though...Lydia talks in circles about Jessie, they have a bit more game talk and talk about who would want the other out. Jordan says she knows Jeff wouldn't want her out because he told her that if she was gone he would be sad...Lydia says "I think Jeff has a crush on you"...Jordan says "I don't think he does"...Lydia says "yes he does, are you kidding me? the way he looks at you Jordan, he's like...he looks like he gets all smiley like a little kid, it's really sweet"😍 ..Jordan whispers that she doesn't think he does...Lydia says "Jeff is like, he's a sexy guy, you should totally do that...hello?" Jordan giggles...Lydia says "you know what I'm sayin'?" OK 1:04am Jeff, Jordan, and Lydia are chatting in the bathroom. Lydia and a giggly Jordan tell Jeff, who is brushing his teeth, their plan to cuddle with Jessie and says that Jordan is going to cuddle with Jeff and they'll all wake up early and get back to their own beds before anybody knows what's going on. Jeff: Ok.... <----In a really cute twist my arm sort of way and his facial expression is priceless It's a cute exchange Flirting over hot dogs 1:29-1:37am Jordan & Ronnie are whispering in the kitchen. Jeff comes in and Jordan tells him she ate the rest of his stuff (that he made)...Jeff asks if it was good? Jordan says no, it sucked...Jeff says yeah, right. Jordan asks him what he thinks Jeffro? Jordan says she is going to have the worst stomach ache, she had this, a shake, wine, apple juice, 2 hot dawgs, chips, chocolate chip cookies...Ronnie interrupts saying he's craving 3 hot dogs and crinkle cut fries...Jeff says hot dawgs...Jeff says he loves the way they say "hot dawgs" J&J smile/flirt... Ronnie & Casey ramble on about food & dieting while Jeff tells Jordan a cute story, it's like R&C aren't even there. He tells her that his little niece Macey can barely talk but everytime Jeff is over there, he tells his sister-in-law to make some hot dogs and Macey doesn't talk, she's real quiet but she'll softly say hot dog. They both smile. Jordan says how do you think I feel, I eat all day here and you eat healthy...Casey says that is your choice...Jeff says what did you eat for dinner. Jordan says 2 hot dogs. They laugh...Jordan says you can't help it though...Casey says you can...Jordan says no! hot dogs or salad? J&J say hot dogs! Hamburger or salad? Jordan says hamburger...she wants something good that is going to fill her up...Jeff says you do eat everything...Jordan says she knows...Jeff says she's a junk food junkie... Jessie comes inside and slaps Jordan on the butt and says it goes all right here...then they joke about Jordan's butt being her "money maker" Jeff says his back hurts...Jordan looks at him and Jeff says what? Jordan says nothing, I'm waiting, God...Jeff says did you say I looked tan? Jordan says no, I look too tan now...Jeff says you look good, healthy. Jeff says why don't I look tan? Jordan laughs. Jordan says are you ready for bed so I can rub it or you got other stuff to do? Jeff says he's ready, you want to go to bed? Jordan says she's not saying that, she's saying if you're already ready so if we do that she can talk to him instead of saying I gotta go do this or that...Jordan tells Jeff she is working out tomorrow...she says she doesn't like working out...Jeff works out in the morning because then you're done with it...Jeff asks what he has to do tomorrow...Jordan sarcastically says you gotta go here and you gotta go there...Jeff means what kind of workout he's doing. Laura comes in and talk turns to Jeff's ear piercing...he says every time he puts something in there, it will go through but it always gets infected...Laura says her belly button is pierced but she hasn't worn anything in it in a really long time...he asks Laura if something will still go through it...Jeff says don't it, it will get infected...Jordan says no it won't...Jeff says his will get swollen...Jordan says you have to keep the earring in...Jeff says he doesn't want to, even if it's just a joke for a little bit...Jordan makes fun of the way he says 'joke'...Jeff says don't try to do it (put something in it)...he doesn't want an ear infection. HG's are in and out...Jordan comes around to Jeff's side of the counter, they flirt about needing shorts and socks and then they go off feeds... 3 minute back rub in the GR 2:08-2:12am Jeff, Jordan, Lydia & Laura are in the GR. Jordan offers to rub Jeff's back. Jeff says "you going to rub it?" Jordan says how else would I do it? Jeff is sitting on the floor and Jordan tells him to lean up, get up there (the bed) GAH! Jordan helps Jeff up and Jeff tells her to not get f**king crabby. Jeff lays down and Jordan lifts up his shirt and starts rubbing. They talk about sleeping arrangements and how Lydia was mad before (something to do with Jessie being weird). Jeff says he might sleep in Lydia's bed but as soon as he hears a snore he is outta there. He says he's keeping it real Jordan, see ya tomorrow. Jeff asks if Jordan is being serious because this is a serious problem...Jordan asks what's the serious problem...Jeff says his back...Jordan says in a raised voice "what about it? how am I not being serious"..Jeff says finally Jordan is crabby...Jordan says she is getting sleepy...Jeff says she is not sleepy, she's going to giggle for another 4 hours...Jordan says you just make me giggle. Jordan keeps moving her fingers...errr, massaging, lol and Jeff asks Lydia if she's really going up there (HOH)? Lydia says it's a big bed, she's going to keep trying. Things get quiet and Jordan tells Jeff she is going to bed, she leaves... Laughs over Braden in the SS room 12:17-12:22pm The feeds come back on just before the 12:18pm mark...Jordan, Jeff & Casey are in the SS room...Jordan is laying in the double bed, Casey and Jeff are shirtless (?) LOL...they are chatting...Jeff says he has to shave his (he looks down at his chest)...Jordan looks at Jeff...Jordan laughs at how Braden's cream is all laid out...Casey says it's the Braden shrine...Jeff says "look at this place, he came in here and just took over"...Jordan looks sweetly at Jeff and giggles over the comedy that is Braden... Jordan says he's so different...Jeff says "dude, he's awesome though"...Jeff says he wants to hang out with him...Jordan sits up saying sometimes she just wants to know who his friends are...Jeff says he's probably a loner with groups of friends all over the place...Jordan says "that he would randomly call" they laugh about how this and Casey says Braden would say "dude, what's up? you like ravioli's?"...they crack up...Jeff says he would say "dude, I got this new recipe for turtles, we're gonna eat it tonight, you wanna come over?" They continue to talk about Braden, Jordan wonders if he did drugs?...Casey wonders if it's an act...Jeff doesn't think so, he's just like that, he's pretty sincere...Jordan agrees saying he will do stuff for you, he's really sweet. They talk about how they have to wash their dirty clothes...Jeff says he feels like he does laundry at home all the time, he works out and accumulates so much laundry plus add work clothes plus going out clothes, that's 3 changes, 5 days a week, do the math, it's a lot of clothes. Jordan laughs at Braden's jacket and then says that his luggage is from like the 70's...Jeff says he's one of a kind...Jordan laughs...Jeff sits on the slide...Jordan says it feels good in there...Jeff says at night it warms up does it not?...Casey says he was just happy to sleep a little more last night but he won't sleep for 2 days if he's nominated. Jordan starts talking about how she never would have guessed from how Casey looked that he would be the type that gets nervous or scared wanting to throw up or take a poop...Jeff laughs recounting what Casey said during the nomination ceremony...Jordan says she can't picture it because Casey's so funny and if mad at someone would let them know in a minute, she can't picture him saying he has to take a dump because his stomach hurts or throw up...Jeff looks at Jordan adoringly as she says this... Casey says it was the nerves because his key was last...Jeff laughs saying he doesn't know how he felt but he'll feel it soon...Jordan says "yeah, me too"...Jeff says he feels smelly...Jeff leaves saying he has to rinse off and change... Initial cuteness in the SS room 12:39-12:52pm The feeds to switch to the SS room just after the 12:39pm mark...Jeff has returned and is laying in bed with Jordan...the flirting and cuteness is on Jeff is finishing commenting on how he's the biggest loser in there (with the other HG's)...she notices it? He says she does notice it, he'll go up to them and say hey, what's up? and they'll be like hey, what's up dork? and he'll be like see ya later...Jordan giggles saying she sees it and Jeff laughs like a 12 year old boy crushing on a girl Jordan gets called out by BB to move her mic...she places it on her pillow...Jordan says "you get shot down"...Jeff says he does...Jordan says she probably does too...Jeff says people already got their cliques...Jordan says she knew that the first day...Jeff says he can see people already telling him one thing and doing another... Jeff says "you know what I mean?" Jordan says "what do you mean?" <---I find this so funny because obviously Jeff started saying "you know what I mean" so much because initially when he would say that Jordan would say "what do you mean?" so then Jeff wasn't sure Jordan was getting what he meant so he had to keep saying it to be sure. LOLOL Jeff says he tried to talk to Russell about not talking to their team at all, Russell said he didn't talk to them much either and in his head Jeff was thinking that Russell works out with Jessie everyday and eats every meal with him...Jordan says he's riding the fence...Jeff says he knows, Russell was saying he never really talks to Jessie and in his head he was thinking why was Russell getting all defensive saying he never goes up to the HOH?...Jeff says he approached Jessie about not talking to the team and Jessie said the 3 of them are always up there talking, how come Jeff isn't talking?...Jeff says Russell said they don't talk but he knows he's lying, so whatever...Jordan says he's going back and forth...Jeff says it sucks because he thought Russell was someone he could be cool with in the house and trust...Jordan says he asks her things. There's a knock at the door...Jeff says yo! come on Case...as Casey walks in Jeff says "so cute bro" :)...Casey says "make sure you guys have clothes on..." Jeff says "oh man, you know how we are, we're just scheming"...Casey says "make sure you're not scheming, you know, I'll give you time, I respect your scheme"...Jeff says he likes that...Casey says he's trying to be a nice guy, he hopes it doesn't hurt you in here, only place in life it might hurt you...Jeff and Jordan think the same thing...the laugh about how it's a cop out to say you respect someone as a player so you have to put them up. Jordan, playing the game SOOO early, asks Casey who he would put up if he was HOH? Jeff says "wow, that's a jab"...Casey says "way to ease into it there"...Jeff says that's a tough question...Casey says Chima is an easy one and then he doesn't really know...Jordan says at first she thought Casey might put her up because he didn't like her...Casey wonders why she thought that...Jordan doesn't know...Casey says she doesn't need to worry, he's not HOH...Jordan can't wait until the next HOH comp...they talk about what it might be and how the next few weeks might transpire. Jeff says if he wins the veto, he's not using it, Lydia is safe and Chima doesn't want to be there...Braden walks in the room and they keep talking game...Lydia walks in to get some clothes and starts to walk out...Jeff sits up telling Lydia she can lay down near Jordan...Lydia doesn't want to, she leaves...Jeff almost gets up but Jordan says she's not finished with him...Jeff asks Jordan if she's hungry?...Jordan says no, she ate cereal just now...Jeff says he's going to make a bomb spinach salad and whip it against the glass...they laugh... Casey says he doesn't remember the last time he used a brush...Jeff says him too, he says Braden has great hair, it does everything...Jordan just keeps giggling...Jeff says he can't even put his back...Braden says "a little Alfalfa?"...Jeff says he has a little Alfalfa going on, he thinks he'll be alright in the balding department, he's got the grey department working though, it's one or the other, he'd rather be salt & pepper...Casey says yeah!...Casey says the only thing worse than getting old is not getting old...Jeff likes that saying...they talk about music, what music they asked for if HOH...Jeff says he loves the Linkin Park/Jay-Z collaboration...Casey puts on the red afro and they banter about that and a few other things, Braden leaves and then Ronnie walks in talking about losing weight and the fun breaks up... Jordan's fly by affection 1:37pm Jeff is sitting in the kitchen eating a salad. Jordan does a cute fly by of Jeff's hair and face while walking past him. Jordan gives Jeff a back massage 1:59-2:17pm Jeff is laying down in the GR with Lydia. Jordan comes in, sits on Jeff's butt to get ready to massage him...Jeff says f**k yeah...she starts massaging...Jeff says Jordan is so quiet why doesn't she giggle or something...feeds cut out...they return 6 minutes later, Braden is in the room...Jordan is saying she likes Brody Jenner, they talk about Brody & the Kardashians...Jordan says she loves Bruce, Jeff says he's awesome, he's like an American hero because he was in the Olympics, track & field, now he's a motivational speaker. Jordan likes Brody, Matthew McConaughey, Channing Tatum...Jordan asks if Jeff is ticklish, he says sometimes... Jordan says what if your last name was Buttcheeks? They say there's a Butkis...Jordan says Fred Butkis. LOL They say his name was Dick Butkis...the best name ever and he was a badass dude, he'll kill you...Jeff says he saw him on a plane once and his fingers looked like a pack of sausages. LMAO Jordan says there really is a Dick Butkis? They tell her he's a famous football player...for the Bears. Jordan wonders if that was a joke when his parents called him that...they says it's short for Richard Butkis. Feeds cut out again... They laugh about the name Dick and then Jeff says what if Tom was short for c***sucker...that's a little extreme but...Jeff cracks up! Jeff said it made no sense. Jeff says it's Braden's fault and he's also zoning out. Jordan asks if what she's doing didn't tickle...Jeff says not really, a little bit. She giggles. Jordan starts punching his back, Jeff says she can do it harder...Jeff says he used to do this with his Ma...draw a picture on his back and he'll guess what it is...Jordan starts spelling a word...Braden says can you spell? Feeds cut out and come back...now Lydia is rubbing Jeff's hair too, Jeff says that is how he falls asleep, hair rubbing or back scratching. They talk about the upcoming competition. Braden says he'll cut his hair, get some grey hair and will be Jeff in the comp. Jordan laughs and Jeff says why you always have to laugh at me not just with me? She stops massaging and says she is going to bed, she has said that 10X today...Jeff says she makes him want to nap by scratching his back...Jeff says his Ma would scratch his back to settle him down and now that is what he does... They decide to go lay in the SS room, Jordan says she's tired and going to bed, she lays down on Jeff's back briefly and then pinches his butt and gets off of him to go to the SS room. Jeff says thank you. Jeff's going to ban Jordan ;-) 2:40-2:43pm Feeds switch to the SS room just before the 2:40pm mark...Jordan is laying on the rafts almost entirely off camera, Jeff is laying in the far bed, Braden is laying on the double bed...Braden laughs about how Jeff is going to try & work out with the other athletes...Jeff says he's going to try and if he still gets the "Heisman" it's over, he's going to throw every competition, they don't like each other so let the other cliques win and put them up...Braden says "bam!"...Jeff laughs saying he's being pretty ballsy, that was a lot of big talk, he hopes BB got that and then they're going to edit it like he's really tough...he laughs. Jeff says if they keep segregating themselves as three instead of four, keep winning comps and he will ride their coattails until the end...Braden mumbles something that makes no sense ...Jeff (to get a rise out of a semi-sleeping Jordan) says "so happy that bitch Jordan left" he smiles and giggles...cut to Jordan who lets him know how she feels LOL Braden says "oh the finger!"...Jeff says "are you cozy down there J-Dog?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's and says he's jealous of her because she her bed is 10x better than his, just be jealous...Braden says he's jealous, no wait, that's his bed...Jordan asks Braden if he wants to come lay down?...he answers "no"...Jordan says "are you sure?"...Jeff answers "absolutely not, I got the big bed"...Jordan says she's talking to Braden...Jeff says he was speaking for him...Jordan says "oh"...Braden says "thank you". Jeff says "f**k, sometimes your attitude, I don't like it, I'm going to ban you for a whole day from me"...Jordan says "you couldn't do that"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan says "no, you couldn't, try"...Jeff says "fine, go kiss ass what are you going to do? go upstairs and work out at night with everybody?"...Jordan says "Jeff! quit being so mean to me"...Jeff says "f**k that, it's game time"...Jordan says "you butthole"...Jeff says "you start with the little comments"...Braden says "the finger, the finger was up"...Jordan says "shut up!"...Braden says wow LOL Jeff sits up saying he was halfway sleeping, his naps only last 6 minutes in there...Jordan giggles and says "that's how it works in the Big Brother house"...Jeff decides he wants some fruit, he gets up and leaves saying he's going to get a peach... J-Dog...you getting some good sleepies? 3:25-3:27pm Jeff & Braden seemingly clear out the RR LOL and go back in the SS room...Jeff walks in first, camera stays on Braden who is looking at Jeff's suspenders (?) but audio is heard of Jeff saying to Jordan who is still napping on the rafts "J-Dog...you getting some good sleepies?" Jordan says "no"...Braden walks in and the cams switch to the room...Jeff says "what are you doing? what are you dreaming about?"... Braden says she left her sticker on his bed, it's cute, she's claiming his shit...Jeff laughs...Jeff says him and Braden are clearing out every room, every room they evacuate...Braden says every room he goes in, people just leave right away...Jeff cracks up!!...Braden says "I'm like f**k, everyone hates me and I'm the nicest cleanest person in the house, that's great" LOL Jeff says he's going to get the same poison so don't worry...Braden says it's his pheromones or something, he doesn't know...Jeff keeps laughing! Braden lays down near Jordan and Jordan says "I didn't do anything" (??)...Lydia walks in and sits on the double bed...Jeff says he's going to lay over beside her and he does...Lydia starts up with her why is everyone so negative/feel sorry for me spiel... Jeff loves real people...like Jordan :) 3:44-3:47pm Jeff, Jordan, Casey, Lydia & Braden are in the SS room still chatting...Jordan & Braden are on the rafts, Lydia & Jeff are in the double bed, Casey is sitting on his bed...talk turns to how Braden just blurts things out off the top of his head...Casey says it's like "stream of conciousness"...Jeff laughs and says "what if you could like hook them up to a computer and see what's on their minds, what they're thinking, them two (Braden & Jordan) laying in bed right there?"...Casey says the computer would shut down, like a virus...Jeff says it would be wild, it'd start smoking...Braden says the whole place catches on fire...Jeff says too many things would run through the computer...Casey says "error"... Jeff says "you and Jordan both have the same, you say whatever, I love it, say whatever's on your mind...I love that, real people, you know what I mean?" Lydia says "I know what you mean, jelly bean"...Jeff says "can't get better..." Lydia interrupts saying Jeff doesn't like frenemies...Jeff says he doesn't and he doesn't like putting on a happy face but you kind of have to, if he keeps getting the cold shoulder he's going to have to say something...they start laughing about how Jeff is on the same team as them, they have no choice, can they work together here? More joking around and then Jeff says "dude, Jordan is going to be up all night"...Jordan says she's so tired...Braden says more random nonsensical stuff which makes Jeff crack up...Jeff says he has the giggles Lydia leaves saying she's going to get the dictionary from the others...Jordan mumbles "Jeff are they really ignoring y'all?"...Jeff says "kind of"...Jordan says "what about Russell?"...Jeff says Russell isn't talking to them at all, he's being social but he hasn't talked to Russell at all, he flipped to the dark side...Jordan says she thinks so and starts to explain but the feeds switch to the HOH room... How JeJo became BFF 3:48-4:01pm Feeds go back to the SS room with Lydia returning with the dictionary...Lydia comes in talking about how someone was asking her if she was okay (because of her attitude)...Jordan all of a sudden grouchily complains "why'd you have to wake me up? I was sleeping so graceful" LOL Jeff laughs saying it was because there was no where else in the house him & Braden could go, they tried every room...Jeff jokes saying they even took a shower together and someone was in there saying "hurry up"...Braden continues saying "you guys can't be in there, it's not your room, you guys are in the pool room, that's it"...Jordan asks who was asking Lydia talking about?...Lydia says it was Ronnie...the others say Ronnie is alright, Jeff says they need to swing him around to their side...Jordan says he is on their side...Jeff doesn't think so...Jordan asks why?...Braden says he is neutral, he'll do whatever anyone tells him to stay in the game, Jeff agrees...Jordan says "well then you better bring little Ronno in here"...Braden says eventually...Jordan says she doesn't want a swinger... Jeff says Jordan has to start pulling her end...Braden says she has to start weighing down the fort, with her new ta-ta's, work that shit, stick them in his face LOL...Jordan says she is...Braden says she's just sleeping, staying up all night and talking shizzle...Jordan says she doesn't talk shit...Braden says not shit, shizzle Jeff says "then, you're always pushing me away, wait til I go to the other side too"...Jordan says "you won't vote me out"...Jeff says "yeah you're outta here, on your ass!"...Jordan says "if you vote me out I won't ever talk to you again"...Jeff says "tsk, whatever"...Braden says it's $500,000...Jeff says it's because she didn't want to talk to him and then he will say so now you want to talk to me outside the house?...Jordan says everybody is asking her questions...Jeff says he would say what does it look like? they are around them together, it's the same shit...Jordan says "we're just like laughing, we became BFF because we started sharing a room together" Jeff says "yeah remember when all you guys pretty much told us to go f**k ourselves right when we walked into the house, that's how we became friends, cuz I was part of the loser crew"...Lydia starts reading about her name from the dictionary...Jeff is confused LOL...they tell Lydia to look up debauchery (that would have beaten shotgun )...Jordan wants to go back to sleep...Braden says she wasn't sleeping, she was waiting for some booty shaking...Jeff laughs...Ronnie walks in and hugs Lydia saying he was wondering what happened because of Lydia...Ronnie informs them his nickname is rjrobot because is name is Ronald Jason, he shows his robotic dance moves...Jeff says Ronnie has some good jokes, he's quick. Jordan asks Ronnie why people are ignoring Jeff (& Braden) but Jeff doesn't want to make a big deal of it in front of Ronnie so he brushes it off...Jordan asks Ronnie if anyone has said anything?...Jeff asks Ronnie if he feels that the house is divided?...Ronnie says yes, he feels like it's night & day right after the ceremony, it will get more real if the veto goes sour for people...they laugh about how Chima will lose her shit if she doesn't win the veto with how her attitude was already after the HN comp...Jordan asks Ronnie again if anyone has said anything?...Ronnie says no, people just don't want to commit. Jordan says that she told Jeff that the reason people don't like him is because they think we...Jeff says "that's not why, why do you think that has to do with everything?"...Jordan says "they think we have a showmance"...Jeff holds back a smile and says "why do you think that matters?"...Jordan says "I don't know"...Jeff just looks at her... Braden says "how about me, you've got your name above my bed" LOL Ronnie notices they took the towels down...Braden says he did, he doesn't care, they were in his zone...Jeff says that was a good decorative thing though Casey walks in, sits on the slide and talk turns to weird words in the dictionary, some college football talk & turtles. Jeff rubs Jordan's feet for the first time 4:01 PM-4:10pm Jordan is laying down on the twin bed in the far corner of the SS room. Jeff is laying on the double bed next to Lydia. At 4:01pm Jeff says he is going to take a 3 minute nap then someone is going to call him. Jordan says to Jeff to rub her feet then since she rubbed his back. He says he would if she was over there. Lydia and Ronnie talk about upcoming veto comp and it's hard to hear the convo between Jeff & Jordan... Just before 4:03pm Jordan gets up, puts on her mic and heads over to Jeff. Jeff asks her if she is coming over for a foot rub. She sets her foot on the bed. Jeff scoots over...Jeff tells her she has to keep her socks on and Jordan asks why? (no answer). Jordan lays down with him (head to foot). He asks her if she is cozy, he then lefts her leg up and puts his foot in her face, then bends his knee and takes his foot away. He rubs her foot for a little while and asks too hard? Jordan then turns and takes the sock off the other foot while Jeff says nooo. Jordan sits up and the rest of the convo is very hard to hear but it's mostly cute bickering and giggling about her feet and the rubbing... He rubs her feet until he is called to the DR. The Toe Job convo 6:15-6:24pm Jeff is laying down on the back part of the LR couch, Jordan is nearby and lays down as well...Jordan tickles Jeff's foot to get his attention...Jeff wonders what she used...Jordan says it was her finger...Jeff says it was? do it again :PJordan plays a little with his foot and Jeff says could you write something?...Jordan giggles and asks if it felt like she wrote something? Jeff says it seemed like a "K"...they banter a little about who needs to finish each other's massages...Jordan says to Jeff "don't try to get out of it"...Jeff doesn't because he wants the back massage. Jordan says she can't sleep now...Jeff puts his foot near her mouth and giggles, Jordan ughs...Jeff says he knows because she took her naperoo...Jordan says she did, it was a long one and it felt good...Jeff says he was falling asleep a little bit when she was tickling his foot, like when you're half asleep and you can kind of hear what's going on...Jordan says when you're like in the zone?...Jeff says yeah, that's how he was. Jordan says she's bored...Jeff says "whaddya wanna do?"...Jordan says they can't go outside...Jeff asks her what she wants to do that they can do?...Jordan doesn't know but since she ate she could probably fall asleep...Jordan tells Jeff she has her bleaching stuff in...Jeff says right now?...Jordan shows him her pearly whites...Jeff says you can barely see that thing...Jordan shows him, Jeff says to leave it and not take it off...Jordan says she's not going to take it out, they bicker a little about that...Jordan says it's burning her gums. Jordan looks around the room and says she better start observing some stuff...Jeff says he has been...Jordan giggles about Jeff maybe counting the flowers...Jeff says no but there's 23 limes in there..Jordan asks where?...Jeff signals where...Jordan says "you counted how many apples?"...Jeff says 10...Jordan giggles and asks how many oranges?...Jeff says 5...they go over how many and Jordan says it's ok, just as long as Jeff is HOH she'll be ok...Jeff says "you think so"...Jordan says "you do, I'll kill you"...they both laugh...Jeff says "it's a THREAT! I don't feel safe in this house" Jordan says she's serious...Jeff says he knows and to shut up. Jordan then says she will cut him...in his sleep, lol...Jeff says he can't sleep as it is, he'll see it coming...Jeff smiles at Jordan so sweetly...Jordan says maybe she'll dress up as a ghost and come and get him...Jeff says maybe he won't see hear her coming because of the snoring but he'll be able to see...Jordan laughs and says he probably would because right before she stabbed him she would laugh or start goofing off, that would be bad, you know? Jordan starts touching Jeff's toes and Jeff says she would laugh before she kills him? Jeff then says "you like feet huh?"...Jordan says he needs to file his toes, she doesn't have a foot fetish but she doesn't mind feet, if they're ugly she doesn't like him...Jeff says he has ok feet for a guy...Jordan says yeah and then says she might have gotten her spit on his big toe ...Jordan points out that Jeff's second toe is kinda weird looking (the camera zooms in, lol)...Jeff says "well, I can't control what they look like"...they laugh...Jeff says "they just do"...Jordan says "your second toe is like skinny and then it gets really fat"...Jeff laughs and says he's heard that, he laughs more saying it's so funny, he can't believe she noticed that...Jordan then describes each toe in detail ending with "pinky toe"...Jeff laughs again while Jordan cracks up...Jeff brings his other foot over while Jordan looks at it and he says "it probably looks the same as the other ones" Jordan cracks up again, she flicks Jeff's second toe and says "your second toe is like retarded"...Jeff says "oh boy"...Jeff mentions it's skinny then big, he was told that by someone before (thinking an ex-gf, lol). Jordan continues to laugh while Jeff says "whaddya want me to do about it? get a toe job?"...Jordan says "get nipped & tucked"...Jordan says to look at her toes, her second toe is longer and separates from the others...Jeff says "it is longer"...Jordan says "yours is just fatter and ewww"...Jeff says "take it easy with your long ass second toe"...they laugh...Jeff asks if she trips over that thing a lot? Jordan points out her pinky toe is crusty and Jeff doesn't want to see it. Jeff then says he's been trying to remember things in his head but then he forgets during questions...Jordan says for him to repeat it over and over again...Jordan wonders where Lydia is...Jeff tells her she's sleeping...Jordan might do that too...Jeff says he's glad he got a workout in...Jordan says why? cuz he's obsessed with it?...Jeff says no, he's not he just feels better when he works out, take it easy, why does she always say everything with such fu**ing vigor like she's pissed about it?...Jordan laughs and asks why he uses f**k so much, to add meanness?...Jeff says because she's being mean so he fu**ing wants to send it back to her...Jordan laughs and says "try to avoid that word"...Jeff says the "F" word? he tries to but sometimes it just pops out. Jordan says she was so mad at Jeff & Braden earlier, they laugh about the silliness of it all and Braden and his aura...they crack up about that...Jeff says shit got so weird in there...Jordan has the giggles, she says her chest hurts from laughing so hard. Casey approaches them, they chit chat for a second and then Jordan leaves. Sex talk in the GR - Jeff's preferences 11:16-11:31pm I would like to say that I have seen this before and did remember it but didn't think of putting it in the calendar because it was only Jeff and not Jordan and at the time I was doing the majority of the calendar, I was focusing on fb's that involved both parts of JeJo, but it was primarily because I found it very hard to focus in on what Jeff was saying, it's hard to listen to, literally listen to...it's LOUD! It's not because Jeff is talking about sex or it's sexual content, who cares! I just found it to be a lot of yelling and boasting talk...just kind of goofy in general. I also didn't like how Jeff and Laura bickered in it...Laura really tried to be the center of attention as usual, it's like everyone in the room though was trying to one up each other with goofy sex talk....JMO I am adding it now because it was pointed out and I don't want anyone thinking that I was avoiding posting it. lol The other HG's are talking about sex, their likes, dislikes, preferences, etc. Very explicit...warning ... Jeff walks in and immediately asks Jeff if he did a girl in the butt and she wanted to do him the same way with a strap on what would he say?...Jeff says no way, she can put the strap on on her own ass...they laugh...Lydia asks "so no fingers in the butt or anything?"...Jeff says no, he's real sensitive about that, not sensitive but when chicks try that he says to not go there, he's not comfortable with that...someone says "in the butt?"...Jeff says yeah, he doesn't like them touching his butt...Jeff says he's not down with it...Kevin asks if he's tried it?...Jeff says no, he doesn't like it...Michele says he has a mental block (she doesn't obviously )...Jeff says he does...Lydia asks if he would let someone cover him in latex and then peel it off of him...Jeff seems confused...Lydia explains...Jeff says yeah, how is that sexual?...Lydia explains it's a fetish...Jeff says it's weird but he'd be down with that. Talk gets loud and confusing...Jeff says something about it being something he'd try if he was dating a girl for a couple of months (LOL)...then he says something about not wanting a statue stuck up his butt, he's telling the truth, he would tell them if he'd like it, he doesn't like it...Kevin says just a little caress...Jeff says he doesn't want anything near his butthole, poop comes out of there, don't go in there ...Braden says exit only baby...Jeff says yeah...Laura asks Jeff so now is he going to mess with a girl's butt?...Jeff says he doesn't like banging in the butt... Jeff swears to God he doesn't...talk turns to Russell...Lydia asks him if he'd put on a full animal costume and do it...it doesn't do anything for Russell...Jeff thinks it would be funny. I just caught this...Braden says "a giant squirrel" Jeff doesn't think he'd orgasm but he thinks it would be hilarious...Russell says guys can't be sexy, dressing sexy doesn't work, they aren't sexy...Jeff gets called out by BB to lift his mic and Jeff says into it, you wanna hear about my butt stories? LOL More loud talk...Jeff says it would be hilarious, have they seen Entourage where the guy dresses up? Jeff laughs about it saying it would be funny...another question about being watched while doing it...hard to hear what anyone is saying...Laura says something to Jeff that riles him up, he says that "she" wants to shove things up his butt! does Laura like guys doing that to her?...Laura says no...Jeff says she keeps calling him out...Laura says it's off limits for females so girls kind of want to do it in a way...Jeff says "do you want to get banged in the ass?"...Laura says "no"...Jeff says "what's up? why do you keep saying that?"...Laura says that she's saying that Jeff said if he really liked a girl he wouldn't let her...Jeff asks if she would let a guy do it to her?...Laura says no...Jeff says because of the cameras?...Laura says "f**k the cameras! and no she wouldn't, exit only"...Laura says hey to her Mom, they have Showtime, they're saying this on Showtime... Kevin says it's the most intense orgasm...Jeff has heard there's a gland there, he's heard that...Kevin talks a bit about his experiences and how good it is...Jeff says he could never do it, he'd be so uncomfortable...Chima says she's never had a penis in her ass, she likes it in her vagina so...Jeff says exactly, he's all good...Lydia continues asking about handcuffing to the bed...Jeff says "and then they stole your wallet? see ya later dork" Lydia says she hasn't been...Jeff is surprised, she seems to be the type that does everything, she'd have all kinds of stuff...they talk about sex swings...more loud talk...Jeff can be heard asking Braden "hey Braden ever heard of the Liberator?" Of course Braden knows!...Jeff says he's gotta get that......Braden says it's awkward having it around your place though, trying to explain it away...Jeff says he's gotta get it, it's simple enough for him Ronnie comes in and the mood and talk changes...back to sex talk...Jeff asks what else she's got?...Lydia asks about wearing masks to parties, who would do that?...they debate that...Jeff asks who they are bringing there?...Laura says she needs to see their faces, it's not just the bodies...Jeff and Laura bicker again, Jeff says the guys are "that" long so she'll have a good time LOL They bicker MORE and Jeff says Laura is jumping on him saying he likes dicks in his ass... Lydia asks who would go to the Playboy Mansion?...Most say yes, Braden says he's been there to several parties (of course! lol)...Chima says she would never go there, the people there are not her types of people...Jeff says he'd love to go to check it out...Chima says the guys are creeps...they talk about how much it costs and how to get in...Laura explains, she's never been though...Jeff says he'd want to go for sure, it's like something you want to check off your bucket list... Talk finally changes and some of the HG's leave the room..

July 13 Kitchen flirting again 12:02- 12:14am Starts with Jeff & Jordan talking/flirting/laughing in the kitchen but the audio feed is still of Braden and Natalie who are outside... Jordan says "I like chocolate Teddy Grahams"...Jeff looks at something on the Teddy Graham box and says it looks so good, if he had a kid he would mak them that...Jeff says if had a hid he would do that for him...Jordan says do what? make that whole Teddy Graham? Jeff says yeah make that out of bread, pb&j and Teddy Graham's but then he'd want it all the time and he'd say, listen this is for special occasions. Jordan opens up another packet of oatmeal and Jeff says another one? Jordan says "I'm a big eater!" Jeff smiles and says noooo :/ put a hot dawg in there...Jordan laughs. Jordan says "I am, I love to eat, it's like my favorite thing...maybe it helps deal with.." Jeff says stress? Jordan says she doesn't know... Natalie comes in and says Braden kicked her ass in pool...Jordan says she sucks at pool, she played football when she was younger, for fun. Natalie says she's going to play chess, Jordan says she doesn't know how to play that either, Jeff says it's complicated and he's sure Jordan would get bored of it quick. Jeff says they're going to be up all night, it's already 12...Jordan wants to work out her arms...feeds cut out for just over a minute and come back to J&J Jordan is saying something about ghost lager (?) making her do things she wouldn't normally do. Jeff says we need to go get some ghost lager...Jeff says what did I tell you about that bowl? (he had told her the day before it was metal and not to put it in the microwave) Jordan says what about it, it's not going to do anything...Jordan says she needs to start doing this when he's not around because he's up her butthole about it, Jeff says because it's metal...Jordan says so! Jeff says you can't put metal in the microwave...Jordan says why? Jeff says I told you 3 times, I'm out! 😝 You can do whatever you want now... Jordan says she feels bad for Ronnie, is he mad at us? Jeff says no, he's on slop and tired...Jordan says she needs to be on slop, Jeff says she would die, she would be so crabby, he wouldn't talk to her for a week but then again it would be our last week together and then I wouldn't talk to you ever again...Jordan says she knows, we need to make it to the jury house... This part is so sweet, remember this is one week for them in the house... Jeff say it's impossible...Jordan says Jeff will make it far, further than her...Jeff says how is that...Jordan says he's on their team...Jeff says that will stop, change...Jordan says not til later...Jeff says if they don't win next week, whoever wins is going to campaign hard to put him up...Jordan then says then I will save you, that's what we'll have to do...Jeff gives her a "Jeff look" and says I'll save you if I get it... Jordan starts laughing...Jeff says what? Jordan says spelling...Jeff says it's over the spelling, f**k...Jeff says what do you think you would have spelled? Jeff says Jordan was relieved she didn't play, Jordan says she was, she doesn't know any big words, she was sitting there thinking of a big word like dictionary (lol)...Jeff says he's never going to hear the end of that then he puts his hands to his face and smiles. (seen in tons of tributes) Jeff goes on to tell his Technotronics story. It NEVER gets old, Jordan is right. Jordan laughs. Jeff says you know how many times I am going to have to tell that story? About 800 more...Jordan says probably...she says ok, tomorrow don't let me eat bad food...Jeff says you're not the boss of me...Jordan say Jeff is her coach, she talk about this every day...she needs her diet pills... Jordan says Jeff has really straight teeth :D...Jeff says he had braces...Jordan says she knows (somehow she forgot this later because she kept asking Jeff if he had braces, LOL) ...Jeff says so do you, you have super straighters...Jordan says she always looks at people's teeth, if they're white, it tells a lot about a person...Jeff says how about if they can bite the top of this bottle off? :P Jordan says she has her two front teeth bonded because they had curved out, she shows Jeff and they banter a bit over that... Jeff says they look good. Jordan keeps explaining about the bonding and what it's like but she says Jeff looks confused...he is adamant he gets it, he says "what do you want me to say about it? congratulations...let's have a pool party"...they laugh. Another sweet moment... Jeff whispers "wtf would I do without you?"...Jordan says what are they going to do...Jeff says "what if you left? I'd be like...(lost)"...Jordan doesn't understand what Jeff means and says she would be lost if they left the CBS studios she wouldn't know where to go, Jeff doesn't understand what she means and says they take you out, she just says what if...Jeff says he knows exactly where he'd go, he lived here...Jordan say oh yeah. Jeff says he'd love it, he'd go rock it out right now but everything closes at 2. Jeff makes a point of telling Jordan this...he says he wasn't talking about leaving here, he was talking about if she left this house and he was still here...she is washing dishes and doesn't hear, she says what did you say? Jeff says I was talking about if you left, who the f**k would I talk to...Jordan says you would come after me? Jeff says I would say wait, I'm going too. ☺️ Jeff says no, I'm saying what would I do? Jordan says Jeff reminds her of someone from Boston not Chicago...I don't know why, you know? Jeff says "you just said you know" and he smiles. Jordan says "uh oh, you're rubbing off, you were just looking at my boobs earlier weren't you? LOL Jeff says "no I wasn't" She says he was, he swears to God he wasn't. Jordan says she was just kidding and she doesn't care...he says he has seen enough of them...she says he hasn't...he says he still has to see them...she says ok...she says she has on her Mrs. Doubtfire bra...he says "what's that, now I looked"...she says it's her old lady bra...Jeff says you have your granny panties? Jordan looks and says no, well they're not as wide as grannyy panties but they're full on panties. Jeff laughs...Jordan says she doesn't like thongs, they irritate her...Jeff says let's go outside Gucci...he says he just called her Gucci and that he's not going to say..he leaves... BY chit chat 12:31-12:35 am Jeff & Braden are playing pool. Jordan comes outside and folds towels. They start talking about trying to get on Russell's good side and how Lydia has turned to the other side. Jordan says she hopes that Lydia understands that Jessie and them are going to throw her under the bus...Jeff says she doesn't understand is what Jordan doesn't understand...Jordan says well, she is trying to soak it all in. Braden says Lydia ruined his game, Jeff says she ruined all their game. Jeff says it's because of her they're in this spot. Jeff says that they should have just voted her out and taken Chima's side...he says if he wins HOH she's going up and she can take her f**king unicorn with her and stick it up her ass. Jordan says Lydia is all about them. Jordan says she wished they could somehow turn the game around...Braden says he has written it off and has accepted his fate. Braden thought he would be cool with the girl that lives close by him, they had good energy, he was wrong. Jordan goes to clean up and pick up a peach pit someone left and Jeff tells her "don't touch that thing!" They say it's gross. Jordan says it's not from some random person, it's from someone in the house. Jordan walks towards Jeff, Jeff says not to touch him with those dirty peach hands. Jordan tells him to shut up and puts her arm in his. Jordan says she'll be talking to Jeff and Laura will be staring at her, what is she staring at? Jeff says it's because she's jealous, she wants all the attention. Jordan cleans up a bit more, says they're the messiest people ever...Braden and Jeff bug her that she picked up the peach pit, they say now she's a sicko, she has to eat it now, sleep with it...Jordan goes inside and tells them to shut up...Braden says yeah, stick it in your jeans...Jeff laughs and says he was going to say that, stick it in your cooch. LOL BY chit chat continues 2:14-2:35am Jeff joins Braden & Jordan who are chilling in the BY on the couches. Jeff is tying up his sweatpants and says they're his football ones that they wore when he didn't have to wear pads, he had a couple more pairs but his ex-gfs kept stealing them. Jordan says she wishes she would have brought her Duke shirt. Jeff says his buddy loves Duke. Jordan likes Duke too but everyone is a Carolina fan. Jeff says his buddy Mimmo, he's going to want to talk to Jordan on the phone. 😉 Jordan says really? Jeff says yeah, his buddies are going to want to talk on the phone to "that girl" that you talked to...Jordan doesn't get it...Jeff says afterwards friends will want to talk to the people in the house, they'll be like dude, f**k you, I talk to you every day, let me talk to someone else. Braden says yeah, they'll want to talk to the hottie with the cute accent...Jeff says they'll want to talk about egg whites...Braden adds "and Duke"...Jeff says again that Mimmo will want to talk to her about Duke...Jordan says she like JJ Reddick when he played for Duke. Jeff says Mimmo has a JJ Reddick jersey. Jordan starts getting into game mode...she wonders if Casey would vote to keep Braden. Jeff says even if they swung it, they need one more vote. They talk game for a bit...Jeff scratches his balls and says sorry he keeps scratching his crank LOL Jordan says he does play with his balls a lot...Jeff says well it's nighttime (apparently that is a valid excuse! lol) Jordan laughs and says she's glad she doesn't have that problem...Jordan goes back to game mode, they start counting possible votes. Jordan says she can't stand floaters. Jordan says Russell thinks he's a pimp wearing his hat today, Jeff says he's a tool, a clown...Jordan says they need more mirrors so Russell & Jessie can stare at themselves more. Jordan counts votes again...Jeff farts and Braden says that's the seventh vote. :D They laugh and call it Stinky Simon. Casey joins them. Casey calls them the giggles. They start talking about Lydia & Kevin not saying goodnight and how weird Lydia is now with them. They say she's a snake and a runaround talking to everyone. Jeff says she lies to his face and then tells the story of how he went to the bar with his buddy after work to get a drink, they went out for a smoke and he left 10 bucks under his beer for the bartender to pay for the next round, he comes back and there's a girl sitting there with a drink in her hand and says here's your change. Jeff says she asks her if she's getting them another round, she says yes, Jeff says to take it out of that 10 dollars, she says what 10 dollars? Jeff says the 10 dollars you just paid that drink with...the girl lies and says she just pulled it out of her purse...the bartender asks her where the money came from and she lies again and says my purse...Jeff says sweetie, that was my 10 dollars that I know you stole, I'm not even pissed about it but look me in the face right now and tell me you took that 10 dollars, just tell me and we'll laugh about it and I'll buy you another drink, just for the person you are that you took the 10 dollars...she lies and says she didn't take the 10 dollars...Jeff calls her out as a liar...the girl calls him a fucking asshole and Jeff says he wasn't the one that stole 10 dollars and she walked away...Jeff says he killed her. They start talking about random celebs and losing weight for movies, Jordan says she likes Mark Wahlberg, Jeff too, Braden says he's a cheapskate, they ask why, how does he know? Braden says he had a couple of beers with him :cool 😜 They laugh and Jordan says Braden and his stories, she loves them...Casey loves them and says he knows what Braden is going to say (the beer thing)...they all laugh...Ronnie asks Braden to throw out a number of how many famous people he's had "encounters" with...Braden says 500...Natalie wants to know if he know Brian Austin Greene...they then talk about Megan Fox and how hot she is...talk turns to reality shows, they talk about I Love Daisy...Jordan saw Daisy in the airport the first time she came to LA for the show...Jeff saw a girl in the airport in LA and he thought she was smokin hot, she took off her glasses and it was Cindy Crawford, she's 45 but smokin hot. Braden says her husband is loaded. Jordan says they made cute babies. Jeff says he saw Forrest Whittaker at the airport too right after the Oscars. Braden said he saw DJ Paul at the airport, Jeff says he would have said hi to him, Braden said he did, he had beers with him :tongue: and he was teaching Braden how to block girls' numbers on your cell phone. Ronnie says goodnight. More BY chit chat 2:35-3:15am Braden says DJ Paul has a full grill with diamonds and everything...they mention his reality show...Jordan talks about the one guy from 3-6Mafia (their friend named Computer), his gf the heavier set one and how she feeds him chicken and smacks him while she's on top of him and how she tried to make something sexy with ranch dressing, it was gross :/ The show was called Hollyhood...Jordan asks Natalie if she liked Jess on the first Rock of Love...Natalie says yes but she was too good for him...Jeff says she's a bartender in Chicago @ Spybar...Jordan says she's so pretty... Casey says Jeff is going to walk in there and she will say "Technotronic" LOL Jordan says he's ruined for life with that...Natalie says Jeff will go on that soap show...Casey says Jeff should be the Bachelor...Jordan says he should so do it...they egg him on...Jeff says let's do it...Natalie says she wants to do the Amazing Race...Jeff says "I do too" ;) Natalie heard from Jessie that CBS frowns upon doing that kind of thing because it's the same network...Braden says it's impossible wink wink Casey thinks it would be the opposite...Natalie says there's Celebrity Apprentice...Jeff makes a face and says he doesn't know if they're celebrities...they laugh...Jeff says they wouldn't qualify...Natalie says Jeff might with Technotronics LOL Jordan says Jeff probably made the Soup..Jeff says Jordan is going to get on there too ;)...Casey says they are clowning them about the word being Shotgun and then they pan to Jeff with Technotronic and says but it was better than this word LOL They bust Jeff's balls...Jeff says they made him go last, they knew what they were doing. Jordan says she wants to laugh again, please explain the Technotronics story :P Jeff tells the story yet again and Jordan giggles like crazy...Natalie says Jeff should have grabbed an "e" and spelled electronics...Jeff says he had a one track mind LOL They talk more about the comp, Jeff says you know how many times he's going to have to tell that story...Jordan just wants to hear it over and over...they talk about how Jeff will never hear the end of the Technotronics thing. They talk about what is airing right now on TV regarding the show...Casey says Jeff might get a contract out of exploding on Russell while he was on the elliptical LOL Casey says he was trying so hard not to laugh when the fight was happening...Jordan says how Braden interjected during the fight...Jeff says that Braden said that Laura was a model and she should stick up for herself (Russell made fun of Jeff being a model)...Jeff laughs and said Braden threw a stone at her and she had nothing to do with it...Jordan says Braden is so laid back, it just makes her laugh...Jordan mentions the green chair thing. Jeff kills himself laughing and recounts the story of how Braden sat in the green chairs after being nominated..."Congratulations, I just got vetoed, let's have a pool party" 😁 They all laugh...Jeff says he wanted to put a pillow on his mouth to stop him from laughing, he was dying...Jeff says it's week one and so much has happened already, it seems like longer...they talk about sequester...Braden leaves and Jessie comes out, they talk about sleeping in the HOH and why the house is cold in the morning. Jeff usually likes sleeping when it's cold and you get cozy...Jordan laughs when Jeff says they worry so much about how they're going to look on TV and Jeff asks her what she's laughing at...Jordan says can she not laugh?...Casey says can she only laugh at Braden?...Jeff says she laughs at me, she laughs with Braden...Jordan says Braden is funny with his stories...they tell Jessie about Braden's latest encounters with celebs. Braden comes back from the DR and says all they wanted was an interview with Ellie May (the elephant). :) They want more stories but Braden has his retainer in so he says it's hard to talk (lisp)...Jeff says he's like Sylvester :P Braden says he did the DR with it on and won 50 bucks on a bet....Jeff cracks up! Jordan says "Hi my name is Braden" ...Jeff with a lisp says "I got put up for evicshion"...Casey says "I got vetoed"...Braden says "I got Vit'oned, go on a fricken green chair"...Casey leaves...Braden tells Jessie that he should know that he didn't say anything about him, he didn't even bring up his name... Braden then goes on a hilarious rant about how the whole thing is obnoxious and sad, something about licking his own balls and needing a neck brace because of it, how the other side are dogs, how he needs to go buy some new sandals (he rips his off, breaks them in half and throws them in the yard)...Jeff & Jordan are killing themselves laughing...Jeff says he's crying and congratulations...Braden says this is like a disembarkment, life, he'll become a captain of a ship's stern...Deadliest Catch 7 (?? LMAO) Jeff says he should go for it...Braden agrees since his career is over, he went down in the first round of BB, he'll go down in history...Jordan says Braden reminds her of one of the guys from Superbad. Braden leaves but not before playing duck, duck, goose with Jessie as the goose...Jeff says Braden is a mental case...Jeff & Jordan wonder how Braden got past the BB therapist LOL Jeff says he cracks him up...they all start recalling how funny Braden's reaction was to being nominated, they say how funny it would be if Braden had to come back to read something for the show...Jordan can't wait to see Braden's interview with Julie Chen, she feels bad because he lost his apartment and how he wanted to make it to the jury house to save some money...Jordan says Braden said he's a gypsy and he will have to go to Australia...Jeff wonders how he will get there with no money...Jordan asks if they have seen his suitcase, it's 70's style...Jessie tells the story of how Braden busted the suitcase seeing if it was breakproof and then the cops came and he had to buy it LOL Jeff says Braden has 30 toiletries from the hotel in his suitcase, he has a bomber jacket, his smoking jacket, his shoes all lined up nicely, the elephant on the bed, the toboggan (or is it toque, LOLOL) on the elephant's head, his purple eye mask, his $700 eye cream with the gold spoon...Jordan asked to use it but it was his expensive Dior cream so he wouldn't let her LOL Jeff tells the story that was cut out of the feeds last time, he says how he woke up, couldn't see very well without his glasses and thought Braden was wearing Jordan's underwear because they were weird bikini underwear 😂 They go on to say they will miss him, he just lightens the day...Jordan says how Braden knows everyone you mention, they laugh about Braden and his shakes, learning techniques from Japan and Hawaii...Jeff laughs about how Braden said he could stay in his tent if Jeff stays in LA for a few days after the show...they go on about Braden's randomness and Jeff says wtf? what is with that kid, he's all over the place. Jordan says she needs to get tired, Jeff says he's all giggly...Jordan says they can't giggle where he's at because they'll wake everybody up...Lydia comes outside to lay on the hammock...Natalie says goodnight and leaves...Jessie gets up to go talk with Lydia...Jeff whispers to Jordan that now Jessie is the one that consoles her? (used to be him) J&J both say they never know what to say around Jessie, there is no conversation. Jordan says he's fricken weird...feeds cut off them… Transitioning to the GR 3:18-3:23am Jeff and Jordan come inside with a bunch of their clean laundry, they go past Natalie & Chima who are chatting in the LR, they are surprised they are still up...they put their stuff away and plan on going to the GR...Jordan asks Jeff to grab a blanket, she wants him to, he wants her to...Jeff walks past Natalie & Chima again and they chat about how cold it is in the HN room, Jeff says that's the worst, he'll get sick, they talk about being a HN...Jordan comes out and they chat a little more and then they head to the GR...Jordan spreads out the blanket and sits down...Jeff comes in and says his blanket is the worst, it's so stiff...Jordan says that's how he builds his forts...Jeff complains about something and calls someone a fu**ing co**sucker...Jordan tells him to calm down and then goes to the bathroom while Jordan waits… Giggle Patrol in the GR 3:25-4:09am https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n45bmfY2Fxg&list=UUhhvsnKbYdxwDigf2VYrO9A Jeff & Jordan come inside to the GR after having been outside for a few hours...Jordan is sitting waiting when Jeff comes in putting lotion on his face very delicately...Jordan giggles...Jeff looks up at the ceiling because the sound's like a speaker is on and Jordan giggles...Jeff drinks water and she keeps giggling...he says "you got the giggles" and looks at her...Jordan asks why he is looking at her like that?...Jeff says because you got the giggles and he is waiting for BB to say something...she has the giggles why do you think he's laughing at everything...Jordan doesn't know, everytime she looks over at him, he's looking at her...Jeff says why do you always think I'm looking at you funny, I'm just looking AT you, like what's up? like I'm talking to a normal person...Jordan giggles :) and Jeff looks at her LOL Jeff says now that was weird, now shit's weird...Jordan says why?...Jeff gets comfy with the hard blanket and shows Jordan how he makes a fort in bed...she giggles and giggles...Jeff cracks himself up! Jeff says he needs to cut his hair...Jordan says let me do it...Jeff says who else is going to do it now? (obviously not Lydia) Jordan giggles...Jordan asks if Jeff's ever shaved it off?...he says no, he has weird bumps on his head it would look bad...he asks her to feel them, she doesn't (but that would change, lol) and Jeff says you don't have to get all grossed out, she tries to feel but he says forget it...Jordan giggles :) Jeff says "wtf? dude, you have giggle patrol right now"...Jordan says can she not laugh?...Jeff say but is she laughing with him or at him?...Jordan says both...Jeff says he forgets that he's on camera, he will catch himself noticing them...Jordan says the cameras remind him of the movie War of Worlds...they both don't like the dumb ending with the robots...Jeff asks if she saw 7 Pounds with Will Smith?...Jordan says no...Jeff says his favorite thing is movies, he loves movies, he just rents movies all the time...Jordan says what a dork...Jeff rolls...Jordan says she's just kidding, just kidding, he's 30 he can do that. Jeff says what do you mean, I like the movies, I go to the movies, I watch movies and I rent them...Jordan giggles...Jeff says what do you do? watch Daisy of Love? you're a fu**ing dork...Jordan says Jeff said "I go to the movies, I rent movies and I watch the movies" 🤣 ..more giggling...Jeff smiles and puts his hard blanket up, he giggles...Jordan says again "I go to the movies, I rent the movies and I watch the movies, do you know what I mean?" 🤣 Jordan cracks up and Jeff laughs and says she had to throw that one in there too huh?... Jeff says Jordan has it down pretty good...he says "f**k you hot dawgs...no not f**k you, I shouldn't swear to you"...Jordan says it hurts your feelings more... Jordan asks him why he puts the elastic around his cup?...Jeff says so he knows it's his...Jeff says he has to stop swearing (how'd that work out for you Jeff? lol) ...Jordan makes fun of Jeff's accent again...Jeff says Jordan makes it seem like she's an English teacher...Jordan giggles and says Jeff sounds like Bobby's World...Jeff says that's a Minnesota accent. Jordan wonders if the people behind the walls laugh at them?...Jeff says he doesn't hear them...Jordan kiddingly says uh oh, Jeff is getting old and needs to fix his ears...Jeff says the speaker sound is driving him bananas...Jordan says he can't say "bananas", it sounds corny...Jeff says and Gucci doesn't?...Jordan says Gucci is cool and he's going to remember it...he agrees...Jeff says he's going to text her that all the time ;) ...Jordan says she'll say this is that annoying weirdo that got me voted out of the BB house, she's kidding. Jordan wants Jeff to get her to work out tomorrow even if he's annoying her...Jeff says she'll be in the pool and say in 5 minutes and she'll keep laying there and he'll say what are you doing? and Jordan will say thinking, nuthin' LOL Jordan says she was thinking today and observing...Jeff says he regrets yelling at Natalie big time...Jordan says it was in the heat of the moment...Jeff says he should know better...Jeff catches himself saying you know what I mean and Jordan giggles drink! ;) Jordan wonders how they are going to portray her & Jeff on TV...Jeff says they'll keep people guessing, showing them but nothing has happened so what can they really show, it's not a me & you show. (umm, yeah it is!) They'll be on a couple of times a week, if they don't do anything they'll just stop showing them. Jordan says she's gassy...Jeff says to rip one...she asks Jeff why guys get grossed out when girls say they have to poot, her friend Megan told a guy she liked that she had to fart and he got grossed out. Jeff says what are you going to do, he would rather let her fart so that he could rip them in front of his girlfriend then hold it in and it make noises...Jordan says she hates that, she has had to fart on a couple of dates and it was the worst...Jeff says as soon as they leave, you fire them off...Jordan giggles and says "riding with the windows down" Jeff laughs and says yeah, for sure. Jordan says her poots stink...Jeff says poots?...Jeff says his nieces say tooted...Jeff says his niece is so funny, she'll roll over and say Uncle Jeff (fart sound), she'll fart while she's moving, she doesn't get embarrassed but just a little embarrassed...they laugh...she'll say "I just tooted" (so cute!) Jeff says his nieces are so cute...Jordan asks how old they are?...Jeff says one is 3 or 4 and the other is 1 and half. Jordan says she used to call a vagina "pootie" because of her mom, her grandpa calls it a "tweetie bird", he'd say did you wipe your tweetie bird good? when she'd come out of the bathroom, her friend would say "muff"...Jeff has heard of that. Jordan asks Jeff if he likes haunted houses?...he says yes, if they're good, he likes being scared...Jordan giggles drink! Jeff tells the story of how he tried to scare Casey when he came out of the DR but Casey was like dude, there's like a 100 mirrors in here, he saw him and Jeff was busted...they laugh. They talk about Casey & Braden...Jeff says he wants to hang out with Braden...Jordan says her too but if you were to come to Cali, he would be the type to not show up at the airport...Jeff says he would get his friends to get him and just go out one night with him...Jordan says she would definitely not depend on him. Talk turns to pooting and pooping, they giggle more...Jordan says Jeff is cussing like crazy...Jeff says right? I gotta drop the F-bomb...they talk about farts again and they giggle...Jeff says when he's 80 he will still think it's funny...Jordan poots and her stomach makes a loud noise...Jeff says that was a rip-roarer, she should go to the washroom...Jordan giggles...Jeff says it's hilarious but if he smells it he will fu**ing throw up..more fart talk (GAW these two talked about farts a lot! :P ) ...Jordan tells the story about how when she was little this one guy, everytime he picked her up and squeezed her, she would fart...Jeff says how about when you run and fart?...FISH...Jordan leaves to go poop... She comes back a few minutes later...FISH...Jeff asks her to scratch his back, he swears if she does it, he will rub her feet...she starts by scratching over top his shirt...feeds go to fish and when they return she is scratching with the shirt pulled up...Jeff asks her if she could be anywhere right now where would she be?...Jordan says to an island...Jeff says on the beach with palm trees and a little tiki bar?...Jordan says yeah, yeah, that would be cool. Braden arrives and Jordan offers to scratch his back too?...she starts scratching both...Jeff says this is going to air and Jordan is so worried about her & Jeff (their involvement)...Jordan says no...Jeff says this is bomb and for her to tell a story...Jordan asks them what's the worst kiss they've had?...Braden tells his first kiss escapade and beyond to boobs LOL Jordan asks if he did motorboat?...Jeff says her boobs are good motorboats. Jeff asks if she had bad kisses all the time or what?...Jordan says only 2, one guy who was hot but he kissed like a lizard and another that kissed really, really wet...Jeff says he had a girl that had machine gun tongue, he told her she had to relax 😂 Jordan is confused :) Jeff says he was young, he says she was going crazy...Braden says he would grab her head and put it in his crotch. 🤪 ..Jeff says "machine gun my dick"...they crack up laughing...Jordan says they're awful...Jeff & Braden say she started it, where do you think it's going to go? Jordan keeps scratching but then says her arms hurt and she lays back and puts her foot in Jeff's armpit (sign of things to come!) They start talking game and how messed up the house is...Jeff says he needs to pull a miracle...Jordan giggles and Jeff asks if she was laughing at him?...she says yeah...he says you don't think I could do it?...Jordan says yes...Jeff says he needs help from other people, upset nation...Jeff makes fun of Jordan's feet, he points out a bone that he thinks is a callous and Jordan says her mom has it too, he looks at his feet and voila, he has one as well which he never noticed his whole life. :D...feeds cut out… More terms of endearment 11:58-12:02pm Jordan is in the pool on her pink floatie. Jeff has just finished working out and is eating tuna...Braden & Laura are there as well and all of them (minus Jeff) are saying how much they hate tuna and it's disgusting...Jeff sits down near the far wall eating his tuna...Jordan says tuna is nasty, she would hate when her teachers ate tuna and they'd teach after, ugh, she hates how it smells...Jeff mumbles something about jamming the tuna down her throat, Braden laughs and Jordan says "what'd you say?"...Jeff says "nothing"...Braden says Jeff is going to bird feed a tuna...Jeff says "it was a term of endearment"...Jordan says "another one?". Jeff laughs and says "yeah...we're in love"...Jordan says "thanks Jeff"...Jeff says "I love Jordan so much I want to drown'd her"...they giggle...Jeff says "that's our code word"...Braden says "for how much you love her?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Braden says he could punch her in the face but then again, he could squeeze her to death...Jeff says "you know how everyone is talking shit about everybody, so I'm like man, Jordan, I just wanna drown her at the bottom of the pool, she'll know that means I love her" and then everybody will be like Jeff said he wanted to drown Jordan and Jordan will say aww Jeff & Braden agree it's a little reverse psychology...Jordan asks what time it is...Braden says it's noon...Jordan says "already?"...Jeff asks Jordan if she's going to work out?...Jordan says she told him she would later on, she wants to lay out first...Jeff says it's been 2 hours...Jordan says it hasn't...Jeff says it has...Jordan says later on...Jeff smiles shaking his head... Braden says at 7, you got it...Jeff says "it's ok y'all...I don't care if you don't work out, you just told me to tell you yesterday so I'm telling you, don't bite my head off".Talk turns to the HOH getting a camera, taking pictures and some game talk... Fights all over the house 12:35-2:05pm Fighting breaks out all over the house. First Braden, Kevin & Lydia get into it by the pool when Braden calls Kevin a beaner...things settle down but Jordan and Lydia have a little confrontation in the house, she goes outside and talks to Jeff, she is visibly upset over what Lydia said...Jeff goes inside and he, Kevin & Lydia fight in the kitchen with Jordan watching...Jordan then lets it all out in the bathroom, she explains how everyone avoids Jeff and just because she talks to him she gets the put in the middle of everything, she's not going to not talk to him...Lydia comes in the room and then Jordan & Lydia start their big blowup...Lydia leaves and Jordan runs through the house after her, she is pissed! Afterwards Jordan is alone crying on the hammock :( (1:49pm) while Jeff talks to Kevin more calmly. Peace is restored eventually. Jeff's concern 1:01-1:11pm The Braden/Kevin/Lydia blow up has just happened...Lydia & Jordan have had some heated words in the GR...Jordan heads outside and sits on the couches...Jordan rubs her eyes, she's visibly upset... Braden asks if it's chaotic in there?...Jordan says "no, they're mad at me"...Jeff says "mad at you for what?"...Jordan says she doesn't know, she told Lydia she didn't do anything and she's yelling at her...Jeff asks "why is she yelling at you?"...Jordan doesn't respond...Jeff tells Braden that he went about it the wrong way because now Lydia is pointing people out, yelling and it's her fault, she's the one that flipped, she's pointing fingers at every other person...Jeff is upset, he gets out of the pink floatie... Braden apologizes to Jordan saying he never said her name...Jeff asks "what'd she say to you?...huh?"...Jordan doesn't respond...Jeff says "Jordan!?"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff asks again...Jordan says she said something about how Braden was the type of person she was aligned with, good job and she wouldn't talk to her and then Jordan told Lydia that she doesn't talk to her, she has to talk to her, why is she getting dragged into this, she didn't do anything...Jeff says "because she's trying to...I don't know"...Jeff then says Lydia is just pointing fingers at others knowing she's to blame (deflection)...Jeff then tells Braden that it was a little off the handle btw...Braden says he doesn't care...silence... Jordan sits while Braden and Jeff chat...Jeff tells Braden he can't really talk because he exploded as well (technotronic fight)...Jeff keeps looking over at Jordan with a concerned look on his face... Jeff sighs and says it's a new day, a new fight...Russell comes outside...Braden and Russell start to hash things out...Natalie comes out and joins them...they all talk for a bit and then as soon as Jeff can get away from the others, he leaves the pool and walks over to where Jordan is to talk to her...🥰 Jeff says "are you sad?"...Jordan says "no I'm just..." (at this point it's hard to hear what they're saying because the audio is focused on the others) Jeff says "you do?"...Jordan says she's just irritated...Jeff says "with who?"...Jordan says "why my name? just because like when you and Russell get in a fight I get dragged in the middle of it and now Lydia and him get in a fight now I'm dragged in the middle of it and then she's sitting there like"...Jeff says that Lydia is just pointing fingers at everyone...Jordan says that Lydia said that Jeff had a chance to save Jordan and to save her and he didn't...Jeff says "what are you talking about? to save you, when did she say that?"...Jordan says it was just a second ago, he didn't and now whenever Jordan is in this position, she'll know what she's talking about, she doesn't see how Jordan can't see how Jeff is...Jeff says "right now she said that?"...Jordan says yes!...Jeff is stunned...Jeff says "why'd she fu**ing bring my name up, I didn't fu**ing say anything"...Jordan says "go ask her!"...Jeff says he will and leaves to go inside... Fights aftermath 2:05-2:20pm Jeff and Kevin are clearing the air after all the fights, they have calmed down... Jeff looking over at Jordan who is still in the hammock, says (re: Jordan) "now I feel bad for her, I could take all this shit, 13 people to 1, I'll take the odds man, it's better than playing craps you know, it's 36 to 1, so I'll take these odds but I feel bad for her and that's my downfall in life cuz I feel for other people because of my actions, you know? and just cuz she's friends with me shouldn't mean anything" Kevin says it shouldn't in real life, in Big Brother, it's different...Jeff asks Kevin what he would expect Jordan to do at this point, them not talk anymore? Kevin says he told Jordan that honestly, if she hung out with Braden he wouldn't like her, it shows you condone certain actions, reach out to others and then reconnect, he's going to do that with Lydia too, in real life they'd be going out to drinks and bonding even more...Jeff says "oh yeah me too" LOL They start talking about Lydia again and how things got twisted...they talk about their strategies coming in...Jeff says (re: him and Jordan) "if people judge me and don't like me, that's cool with me, I can live with that, this is just a game and there's an outside world to this but I don't want to drag other people down and make them look bad because they like me, they shouldn't be judged on that either, you know" Kevin say if Jeff likes Jordan then he should distance himself from her because she's going to take all the motherf**ing heat, she really is, unfortunately :/ Casey who is also sitting there says he doesn't get how she's taking the heat...Jeff doesn't either...Kevin says it's because they want to get at Jeff, he's bonded with one person so to sting Jeff they'll go after her because they can't get him...Natalie joins them and they continue rehashing... Jeff says that he only went in there to defend Jordan, her name wasn't mentioned, you can not like Jordan because she talks to him but don't tell stories about her, that's why he defended her and he's already in the hole so what does he have to lose, he's not going without his character, not without a fight and not without his character, that's what they can expect if they don't expect that already...they start talking about comps... Russell comes out and clears the air about his and Jeff's fight and that no one should take anything out on Jordan because of it and he's not mad at Jordan for talking to Jeff...conversation dies down and Jeff heads inside...Russell is in the kitchen cutting pineapple...Jeff tells him he feels the same as what he told him outside but he just feels bad for Jordan :( ...Russell says girls are cattier, he was never mad at Jordan for talking to Jeff, that's between them...Jeff says vice versa, he feels the same...Jeff heads outside again… JeJo light workout 3:53-3:54pm Jordan has changed into workout clothes...she's admiring her tan, she likes it saying it makes people look skinnier and hides your cellulite...Chima, who is in the bathroom, tells her she looks good, brown not red...Jordan says her nose is a little red...Jeff says "you want me to help you? (workout)", he notices how tan she is and says "holy f**k you are dark"...Jordan says her brother gets tan, her mom has a little bit of Indian blood in her so her brother gets really dark, she's in the middle and her sister is fair and doesn't get tan...Jeff looks at his lack of tan LOL he says that's as tan as he's gonna get. Chima can't believe Jordan didn't come into the house with her legs like that...Jeff says she's dark as hell...Jordan lifts her shirt asking if her stomach looks tan?...they think it is...Jordan says it's hard to tan her back though, she needs the tanning bed, she tells Chima she looks pretty...Chima thanks her...Jeff says it's silky btw...Chima says she's only taking compliments from Jordan btw...Jeff says "what's up?...Jordan and Jeff leave to go outside... Jordan tells Jeff to put on his shoes...Jeff asks if she wants him to work out too?...Jordan says if he wants to...Jeff says he'll just help her...Jordan gets on and asks if she should do the elliptical first?...Jeff asks what she's going to do? for how long 15, 20 minutes?...Jordan says 30 minutes...Jeff tells her to set it...Jordan tries but the timer isn't working...Jeff tries but can't seem to get it to work either...Jeff says it's kooky, she has to go for it to start...Jordan goes but nothing lol...Jeff says wtf, it's haywire...Jordan says it's kind of going...Jeff says it's busted. Jeff says for her to go until she's tired and to let him know if she needs help with the weights...Jordan says "I'm already kinda tired"...Jeff cracks up! and says to Casey "a half hour" ;) JeJo in blue BY talk 5:39-5:49pm Jeff is outside with Casey, Jeff is laying on the couch, Casey is sitting on the chair facing him...they are talking about the game and Casey is saying how he wanted to tell Lydia that she's not Jordan (who is closer to Jeff, no comparison btw them) Jeff feels like he's taking crazy pills in there...Casey is going on about how his students lie to him when Jordan comes out in her pretty blue dress, she says "hey guys" and sits on Jeff's legs. Casey pauses to tell Jordan she looks nice...Jordan says thank you...Jeff says "you look beautiful" :) ...Jordan says "wahhh, thanks". Jordan gets up and sits on the other couch...Casey and Jeff talk about his students, analogies about someone telling you something that will never be a reality and how raising your voice doesn't change the facts...Jordan stands up and at the same time gets called out by BB to put her mic higher...Jeff looks up at her and Jordan asks him "what?"...Jeff says nothing, he was just checking her out. :) Jordan then sits on the chair next to Casey's...Casey is still rambling about his students while Jeff & Jordan look at each other ;) ...Jordan says her nose is peeling...Casey says his arms are too...Jeff asks if she's putting lotion on it? Jordan says she has...Jeff says he knows...Jordan says her forehead is peeling too...Casey wonders how Jordan was doing it, being out in the sun 6,8 hours a day...Jordan says she knows...Jeff keeps looking at Jordan and says "you still look cute" ♥ ..Jordan says "thank you"... Casey leaves...Jordan immediately says "today's been like a uhhh"...Jeff says it's the same for him everyday, he just feels bad for her...Jordan asks if Jeff was in there when her and Lydia (were arguing)...Jeff says he came in and heard it...Jordan asks if he heard the end?...Jeff nods yes...Jordan says she was sticking up for Jeff, she told them she's not going to quit talking to Jeff just because everybody else (is)...Jeff says he did the same thing, he told them he was in there for Jordan and even Russell came up to him and told him that whoever Jeff talks to, he's not mad at those people and Jeff agreed that's the way he's been playing it too. Jeff says he just thinks Lydia is covering her tracks because she knows she fu**ed up...Jeff says he went in there to defend Jordan not talk about the whole thing...Jordan says she told Lydia she had the votes and Lydia told her she didn't. Jordan says she doesn't understand, Lydia said Jordan ignored her and didn't talk to her but when she walks in the room, Lydia walks away and Jordan feels like she has to say something. Jordan says her throat hurts from yelling at the top of her lungs...Jeff says she was yelling...Jordan says she probably looked like a freaking psycho...Jeff says it's good, she has to hear it...Jordan says her eyes are all watery...Jeff says "were you crying?"...Jordan says "yeah, I was crying, I was so mad"...Jeff makes a pout and says "see I feel bad"...Jordan says she doesn't feel like everybody should jump down her throat because she didn't do anything and she told Russell on the hammock that even though him & Jeff don't along, they are on the same team so they should all talk, they don't have to be BFF but they're all going to have to get along. (good luck with that! lol) Jordan says she wouldn't distance herself if it was her. Ronnie comes outside rambling about possibly getting a mohawk :/ , Jordan says to do it, she gets up to get a towel and comes back saying "it's so hard to shave your legs in this house"...Jeff says "tell me about it" :P Jordan tells Jeff to put his feet up and sits herself down under & btw his legs. They get comfy and then Ronnie leaves. Jordan continues saying that is what she was telling them...Jeff says he said the same thing, did she hear him talking or no?...Jordan says yeah, she was right there...Jeff says he went in there to defend her and to not say he didn't defend Lydia & Jordan...Jordan says that Jeff is sitting there stating his point and they still don't believe him...Jeff says he knows... JeJo in blue BY talk Part 2 5:51-5:59pm The feeds switch back to J&J talking with Jeff saying "I suck at Big Brother" They laugh...Jordan says he hasn't done anything you know?...Jeff explains that Russell apologized, they got a little heated and he said that he was sure J&J were super nice people outside the house but Jeff just sucks at Big Brother...Jeff says he told him "ok, I suck at Big Brother but I'm not going to change the person who I am"...Jordan says she said the same thing, she told Russell that she thinks Jessie talks to her like she's stupid and just because he is HOH she's not going up there to kiss his ass, she can't suck up her pride and do it, she finds him ughhh, she's been trying to be nice to Russell in case he does become HOH but she guarantees she's outta there next week...Jordan says she's depending on Ronnie, she brings up how Laura is staring at her the whole time, she always talks about herself and she tried to go put on a better dress (than Jordan had on). They laugh...Jeff says omg, he thinks she is jealous even though it's big headed of him to say but he thinks it's true...Jordan says Laura doesn't like her either...Jeff thinks she's jealous because he's not giving her the attention she probably gets and she's not getting the attention she probably gets and that's his opinion, he's thought that from the beginning. Jeff says he cannot believe Lydia, Jordan too...Jeff says no one in the house is going to say anything...Jordan says "they're all so fu**ing young"...Jeff says Lydia is terrible by continually saying that Jeff didn't defend her being put up, how many times does he have to tell her that it was not a point to defend, Jeff wasn't there and he didn't know she was going up, he says that we (Jeff, Jordan & Lydia) were the closest, she laid in his bed crying and Jeff asked her if she didn't think he was her friend? Lydia said no and Jeff said "really? really?...you can say whatever you want in front of these people but really in your fu**ing heart, this game aside, you know I was your fu**ing friend so put on whatever show you want cuz I know what's true...if they air everything people are going to know it's true". Jordan keeps patting & touching Jeff's legs...Jordan says Michele told Ronnie that he's a target for her because she wants him out because he would beat her in the final 2, Jordan says "dang, Michele's got a little feistiness to her"...Jeff says Michele still talks to her, she's not scared...Jordan says Michele made a little comment in the pool about how she thought Jeff was her friend but wasn't sure because Jeff had put Michele under the bus...Jeff rolls his eyes and says he was up there (HOH room) for 25 seconds and 5 names came flying out (for nominees)...Jordan asks "do you know how gay we're probably going to look on TV with everybody fighting?"...Jordan says she had no makeup on and her hair was all nasty...Jeff says "whaddya mean? all I do is yell in here"...Jordan laughs and says "me too, I was screaming at the top of my lungs"...Jeff says that then people are going to say that he doesn't come talk to them, he tries to take himself out of the situation and when he goes to talk to them they say he doesn't give them enough space...Jeff says "Jesus man, I can't do anything right". Jordan says "me neither, they don't like us"...Jeff says "no, they don't, they hate us"...Jordan says they haven't done anything...Jeff says "I can take it, I can fu**ing, I like the odds, 12 on 1, bring it, I don't care, I can take it, ykwim? there's bigger things outside this house but I fu**ing felt bad for you, you know that's why I went in there, listen...don't say I didn't defend you & Jordan, you (Lydia) and me have a problem that I didn't defend you, whatever, ok, I didn't, that's what your story, I'm like Jordan's name was not even mentioned so don't run around and say I didn't defend Jordan and make Jordan mad at me and she's like 'well you didn't' and I was like 'Jessie, was Jordan's name mentioned ever, ever when I talked to you?' and he was like 'no' and I'm like alright"...Jordan says "and they're still mad at you". Jordan says when she was in the shower, Lydia was getting ready and there was complete silence and the girls won't speak to her when she's around and after she leaves, the girls will speak to her. Jeff doesn't understand why people follow that...Jordan says she already told Kevin she's not sucking up to anybody, she's not kissing anybody's ass and she thinks that everybody is scared of Jessie, Russell & Natalie because they're the strongest, no one wants to step on their toes for fear of elimination. Jeff says that Lydia brings up Braden & his bigotry and how Jeff didn't defend her...they laugh about how ridiculous the whole BY convo btw Lydia, Kevin & Braden, Jeff explains how it went down and how he stepped in to say it's not cool to make fun of people's race. Jordan says Lydia made a comment in the kitchen about how she was aligned with a person like Jeff and Jordan thought she was aligned with them before so...Jordan says she's trying to get people to turn against her...Jordan says she's the nice one, she is...Jeff says he thinks everyone sees that...Jordan debates over whether it's a good or bad thing that she's nice...Jeff says he's been talking to Jessie & Natalie more...Jordan says she doesn't like them...Jeff says you have to bite your tongue...Jordan asks if it's true they wanted her in an alliance with the athletes...Jeff says that is what he proposed because he was tight with Jordan & Lydia, them 4 with 2 girls on different teams and they could go a long way....Jordan asks what did they say?...Jeff says they put Lydia up and how is that not defending her when he said she was his best friend in the house?...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says he did everything to defend her. Jordan says they said they were just trying to open her eyes and see that Jeff isn't something....Jeff says "what am I trying to be though?"...Jordan waves her hand and says "I don't know Jeff, shh, I don't care, I already know, I know..."...Jeff's face completely softens and he says "mmm, thank you because what am I trying to do? I'm not trying anything"...Jordan smiles and says "I know"...❤️ JeJo in blue Part 3 5:59-6:09pm Jeff says he felt bad for Jordan and that is why he went in there...Jordan says she was sitting on the couch with her Easter egg towel and Lydia yelled something from the other room, she jumped up and sprinted to Kevin's room and asked "what'd you say!?" and that's when they started going at the top of their lungs and that's when Lydia said she was talking at this level (low)...Jeff says he heard that and thought that Lydia was the one that was just fu**ing yelling...Jordan says she was screaming at the top of her lungs, she gets like that when she gets mad...Jeff says he does too, he almost lost it on Lydia too and almost said some shit but he didn't. Jeff says that's what Lydia does is she doesn't stay and defend herself because she knows she is going to get killed, she knows she is wrong so if he keeps making the points, she knows she is going to lose so she runs up to the HOH room for her protection, why is she running away? and just because she screams louder than the other person doesn't mean she's right. Jordan says "what are we eating tonight?"...Jeff says "whatever you want baby" :) Jordan says they're going to have to cook tonight cuz you know they're not going to ask us what we want to eat (Jordan looks absolutely stunning here IMO)... Jeff brings it back to game and says "yeah, I dunno because people are showing weird sides and I think Lydia showed that she's a fu**ing snake"...Jordan worries that she already told her a lot...Jeff says they all did, it's already out there, people know...Jeff says his beef with Russell is mostly over...Jordan wonders if it's because she helped...Jeff says that yeah, right after that Russell came over and talked to them (in the BY)...Jordan wonders what Casey thinks...Jeff thinks Casey is on their side and he brought up the Jeff/Jordan are closer thing...Jeff says first they (the other side) said he didn't defend Jordan, then they said what if Jordan was on the block, they keep switching it...Jeff says that Jordan wasn't, then they said she was, then it was proven she wasn't so then they say 'what if?', they keep switching so he has to defend a new point...Jordan says there are more of them than of us so it's harder...Jeff says they keep coming after him...Jordan says with Braden gone it's just them...Jeff says he knows. Jeff brings up the Lydia saying 'what if' Jordan was on the block thing again saying that Casey almost jumped in saying to Lydia "you're not fu**ing Jordan, Jeff & Jordan are tight, not you and Jeff"...lol, Jeff says Casey was going to jump in but thought better of it...Jordan says that maybe Casey sees they're not fake...Jeff says he definitely sees it...Jordan says Casey is now trying to figure out who he trusts...Jeff says he sees and people are showing their colors and he knows...Jeff says Casey just can't come out and say that because then everyone is against you...Jordan says they just need to make it in the jury house...Jeff says it's going to be rough...Jordan says they just need 4 people to go out before them and then they're good...Jeff isn't sure of the numbers...Jordan explains but isn't too sure either, says they need to ask Ronnie, he's smart...Jeff says he is but will he be able to answer questions under pressure. Jordan says Jeff has her saying you know, she needs to quit saying "you know"...Jeff sighs...Jordan says if she's with him this whole time, 3 months or whatever...they high five, entwine their fingers and touch hands… Jordan says she will be saying "you know"...Jeff says "well that's good because he felt bad, now I can't talk to Jordan, that's awesome, I'm glad you came out here"...Jordan says "oh, you thought I was mad at you?"...Jeff says "no, I just thought you wanted to stay away from me, I'm like I want to go give Jordan a hug and I can't"...Jordan smiles and says "and drown me?"...Jeff says "no, I wanted to just give you a real hug, I'll drown you later" Jordan laughs and says "uhh, did you even think it would be like this?"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "all like this, I thought it would be easier, you know?"...Jeff says he didn't think he was going to be the fu**ing asshole of the fu**ing house...Jordan laughs and says she wonders if people really see this, if she gets out early she's definitely watching it cuz she wants to see...Jeff says people will want to watch with her to see what's really going on...Jordan wonders if they look like the assholes?...Jeff wondered the same thing but thinks they're not, other than what he did with Natalie, he doesn't think he does...Jordan says right...Jeff says his points are valid...they both agree that what Braden said was not good and he can't win with those comments. Chima comes out and they talk about dry cleaning sheets for the dryer. She leaves. Jordan asks if Jeff thinks everybody is going to start liking them now?...Jeff says he doesn't know, he hopes and he's starting to talk to Jessie and company more...Jordan says be BFF with them because she won't...Jeff says they know that J&J are locked together...Jordan brings up Diane & Drew and how they made it far, then they start talking about final 3 with Ronnie, Jordan says she wants to be in final 2 and get 50K or 500K, she says they (her and Jeff) might have to fight about that at the end...Jeff says he hopes they have a fight about that...Jordan says why?...Jeff says because then they would be in the top 2...Jordan says what if Jeff kicked her out for Ronnie, she would kill him!...Jeff says "shut up, you're my only friend in here, I'm going to kick someone else out". Jeff talks about his DR's and how they have changed from "these people are my friends, I hate these people, what's going on?" They laugh. Jordan says she knows because in the beginning she said she loved Lydia and now she's going to be in there bitching about Lydia, the other day she was bitching about Russell and then when Russell came over to her to talk she thought maybe she was being too hard on Russell. Jeff says he thinks that has boiled over. Jordan says "Gucci?"...Jeff says no, no, he doesn't think they're going to be friends but they have a mutual respect, they'll leave each other alone in the house...Jordan asks Kevin how the Technotronics fight started, she thinks somebody had to have started something. Jeff thinks it was Lydia. Jordan thinks maybe that is why Laura looks at her funny because she told Lydia stuff about her. Jeff thinks that the other side doesn't really like her so maybe shit isn't as bad as they think it is, they're thinking the worst which is ok but hope for the best, "you know" JeJo in blue Part 4 6:09-6:13pm Jeff is talking about how they have to hope for the best and he has held his word and so has Jordan so they can be trusted, their word isn't shit, they don't bounce back and forth...Jordan wishes it was Cowboy that was there...Jeff says they would be BFF's...Jordan says omg, she knows, she loves him...Jordan says normally people like Lydia that are different with tattoos and stuff are usually the nicest but in her case she was just totally different...Jordan says Lydia overexaggerated the whole thing to make Jordan look awful, that's why she was screaming at the top of her lungs, could Jeff hear her?...Jeff says he did but at least she was defending herself...Jordan says "were you like good job?"...Braden comes outside at this point. Jeff says "yeah but then I just feel bad for people that I like and really you're the only person here...so I felt like dude, wtf man, like it's my fault"...Jordan says "we're not BFF's anymore"...Jeff gets a cute look on his face and says "hm, yes we are"...Braden walks by and says "hi lovebirds" which makes Jeff speechless, he gets a goofy smile on his face and looks at Braden... Braden says "what? what are you looking at me for?"...Jeff pauses and says "I was just...what?"...they laugh and Braden says "what?" as he prepares to go into the hottub. Jordan asks Jeff if her nose looks real bad?...Jeff says no, she looks like she's on vacation with her sexy sundress and a tan...Jordan says "I what?"...Jeff changes what he said and says "you look like you're on vacation"...Jordan says she is...Jeff says yeah, a real paradise...hotel". Braden says he loves that color dress on Jordan...Jordan says "thank you, 10 dollars Walmart"...Braden says "what?"...Jordan says swear to God...Jeff says that's how you blow it up...Jordan says when you have get fake boobs, you can mix it up and make it fancy...Braden says Ross is good too...Jeff says you can find some jams there...Braden says he found a couple...Braden gets in the hottub. Jordan complains she tried to curl her hair but it won't curl...Braden hopes Jordan didn't go through too much BS today...Jordan says she did but she's ok now...Jeff says they're always worried about Jordan...Jordan says awww. Jordan who loves to change the subject, lol, does and says she lost her retainer. Jeff whispers "I'm so happy you came out here"...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says because he thought he was just going to have to not talk to her (cute smile on Jeff's face)...Jordan says why does she have to come out there? why does she always have to do everything?...Jeff says because he doesn't know if she wants him talking to her, it's the same as last time, he doesn't want to get her in trouble, he thinks it's over though. Jordan says they told her that she should stay away from Jeff for a little bit, Jeff says they told him the same thing (they clearly didn't take those orders!)...Jeff says he thought about it and what's the fu**ing point of that, what does that prove to anyone?...Jordan says she told Kevin why don't they say the same for Jessie & Natalie? Jordan says "they sleep in the same bed and we don't" (not yet )...Jeff says no one says anything to them". Jordan says "he wakes her up to make her breakfast and we don't do that" ...........(ummm ) Jeff says "and they tickle each other in the pool"...Jordan says yeah "and we don't do that" (yeah only the bed for you two )..."we just talk about drowning". Jeff wonders why everyone is on his fu**ing shit?...Jordan says cuz they don't like them being friends...Jeff says why? cuz they know we're not kissing ass?...Braden says he heard Jessie call Natalie "fluffy muffy"...Jordan mishears and thinks Braden is talking about her and says if she thought Jessie was talking about her being fat she would go off on him (sign of things to come) Jordan says if she was her boyfriend she'd be pissed, if she was the girl back at home and her boyfriend was doing that on tv, she wouldn't even talk to him anymore, he'd hear a mouthful, you know? Jeff says he does know… JeJo in blue Part 5 6:13-6:27pm Jeff changes the subject to game and says he can blow some smoke and play the game a little more...Jordan says to do it, to not blow any competitions...Jeff says he's not because he can't afford to, he doesn't know who is going to put him up...Jordan says then she will have to freaking save him cuz if he's gone she'll be by herself...Jeff says he will have to save her too...Jeff says there are so many scenarios, they could stay up all night thinking about them but he's definitely going to tell them to not put up Jordan, saying "remember how you said I didn't defend Lydia, I'm taking this opportunity to defend Jordan"...Jordan laughs and says that later on in the game they will try to break them up, separate them...Jeff says no one is trying to separate Natalie & Jessie...Jordan says cuz they're scared of them...Jeff says that someone needs to make a move otherwise they're just going to walk through the fu**ing game...Jordan says she will...Jeff says somebody has to...Jeff says on Thursday power will change and then they have to fu**ing start kissing ass, they're like "we sit up there all day from our ivory tower and judge people". Jordan thinks Michele will put her up...Jeff doesn't think so...Jordan says Jeff needs to talk to her...Jeff says he feels he & Michele are pretty close...Jordan sits back on Jeff's leg and says "you know like when you cry and you just feel like ahhhh"...Jeff says "better? a good cry?"...Jordan nods yes and says she looks like the crybaby now...Jeff says she doesn't...Jordan says she cried yesterday & today, she cried on the hammock like a little baby crying...Jeff asks her what she cried about yesterday? he forgot...Jordan says it was because Braden got put up...Jeff says "at the table?"...Jordan says no, remember when Jeff asked her what was wrong, her eyes looked watery or red...Jeff says "you were crying!?"...Jordan admits she was...Jeff says "why didn't you tell me?"...Braden says to Jeff "were you crying about me?"...Jeff says he was in the shower...Braden says "ok, that's what I'm talking about"...they laugh. Jordan says "cuz Braden got put up so I started crying"...Jeff says "aww, that's fu**ing cute...you going to cry when I leave?...f**k yeah" Jordan says it's because she knows she'll leave right after...Jeff says it's not that she's going to miss him, she's just crying for herself...Jordan says no, no he's her BFF...Jeff says "if I get kicked out next week, we're making out right away before I leave" Jordan giggles and says "see ya later Jeff"...Jeff says they're gonna make out...Jordan starts rambling about Julie Chen, questions and what people actually see in the house. Jeff is confused, lol and asks about fooling around? Jordan says no, just them asking about "sparks in the air"...Jeff says it won't matter because he'll be gone. Jordan starts playing with Jeff's leg hair and somehow the conversation ends up being about chickens, how Jordan's aunt Maggle killed chickens and Jeff's story about going pheasant hunting with his dad. Jordan says her friend Blake wants to take her hunting in the fall...Jeff says what hunting?...Jordan says to go hunting! deer hunting, he told her that Jordan has to be quiet...Jeff says yeah right...Jordan says she knows and then she asked him if she could whisper and he said maybe but he didn't know if she could even do that, he told her they have deer spray, he can wear his camoflauge and he told her he would take her four-wheeling, they can go in the creek and do that so she's excited...Jeff doesn't seem enthused, LOL...he says he doesn't know, hunting's not for him, you just fu**ing sit there and he gets impatient wanting to shoot stuff, his dad told him he had to wait so he left and sat in the van and waited with the dog, Diamond, he slept and thought "I'm never going hunting again". Jordan tells a story about going in this guy's truck down a straight up and down hill going about 80 miles an hour, she buckled her seat belt in case, when they hit the bottom they hit so hard they popped up, oh, it was so much fun...she wishes she could be 18 again. Jeff says "you're 22!" Jordan wishes she was 18 again though. Jeff wishes he was 6 and you play and that's all you worry about, your worse problem is if it's dark or it's rainy out, there's no worries...Jordan says she knows... Jeff asks what time it is and Braden answers 6:15...Jeff says he didn't expect Kevin to snap like that today, not snap on him like that...Jordan says him & Lydia are tight...Jeff brings up that Lydia said he didn't defend her...Jeff says he said what did she want him to do, drown the kid? Jordan says "what are you going to do when you get back home?"...Jeff says "I don't know, go to my buddy's restaurant and have a nice dinner, probably all his friends will come out and laugh about everything they saw and I'll tell them what really happened and shit"...Jordan says "tell them how you only had one friend in the house"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says "well two"...Jordan says now he has uno...Casey comes outside...Jeff says "Casey's my friend". Casey and Braden start bantering. Jordan says when Braden leaves she'll take over his palate in his honor. They talk about sleeping arrangements and Jeff suggests just switching (?)...Jordan says it would be obvious...Casey sits down & starts smoking...Jeff says oh, f**k it, he'll win HOH and get the bed upstairs...Jeff wants to wait until tomorrow to see what happens (they're under the impression the rooms are changing)...Jordan asks Casey if they're cooking in there?...Casey says nothing is going on...they start talking about Veal Parmigna and Jeff asks if there is veal? Braden says no, pork chops. Jeff says he doesn't eat veal because he feels bad for it...Braden says oh, please...Jeff says they don't even get a chance to live, they put them in a box and they can't even turn around so they don't use their muscles so their meat is more tender, they feed them in there and they live there until they're killed and that's veal. :( Jeff says cows go to a slaughterhouse, he gets it but he draws the line somewhere. Casey says "fu**ing activist...PETA is still waiting for him about the spider on line 4" lol...Jordan says Jeff has a spider on him and she starts brushing off his shorts in a very precarious spot Jeff starts brushing off his shorts quite briskly and asks "is he gone?"...Jordans says "I don't know! check...in there" and she turns her head away, LOL. Jeff says his shorts are closed...Jordan says oh...Jeff says "was there a real spider in there?"...Jordan says it was a baby one, that's why she couldn't get it and she grabs Jeff's shorts to check again. Jeff says "he gone, f**k him"...Jordan laughs. They start talking about Ronnie and his possible mohawk, Jeff says "maybe that will bring the house together" (I just noticed this Jeffism right now)...Braden says if he does he'll be the next to go because it's bad luck...Casey says that works for him. Jordan starts saying that she doesn't smoke but at this rate she's going to be huffing and puffing on something, like pot, it would calm her nerves down...Casey says that's what he hears...Jordan says she could just be high and sit there...Jeff says it makes him bananas, like he's in a bubble on a different planet and he wants out, his friends laugh their asses off, Jeff says it's not funny, call the paramedics cuz he's freaking out...he can't relax, that's why he doesn't do drugs, just pot makes him that weird...Jordan asks if he's done any other drugs besides that?...Jeff says never...Jordan says hmmm...Jeff says what do you mean hmmm? Am I boring? Am I cool if I just bust out some lines?...Jordan says no, I was just asking any other...Jeff says no, I haven't...Jordan says good for you...Jeff says thanks...Jordan says good, she asks Casey if he has, she bets he has...Casey says no, to the camera and he'll leave it at that. Jeff says "stay in school"...Jordan says "oh yeah I forgot you're a teacher". Jordan says she went through a phase where she wanted to experiment...Jeff says "you told me"...Jeff gets called to the DR. Technotronics (again!?!) & stones from Jordan 10:54-11:02pm Jordan & Jeff are hanging out in the kitchen with Ronnie, Laura & Kevin. Jordan is sitting on the counter, Jeff is trying to figure out something to eat, he's hungry. Jordan says she's good, she ate pizza & cookie dough. Jeff looks in the refrigerator for inspiration. Jordan bring up the Chicken of the Sea reference from the Newlyweds (with Jessica Simpson), she says at first she didn't get it but now she does...Jordan notices Jeff might eat tuna and says "tuna, ughhhh"...Laura says "are you eating tuna?"...Jordan makes fun of Jeff saying "Ahhh, Jeff's making some toona"...Jordan continues mocking him saying "with the Technotronics"...Jeff says "Ronnie, thanks for not making fun of bro"...Jordan repeats "Technotronics"...Jeff says everyone has got their own little fu**ing soundbite so...Jordan says "I'm serious"...Jeff says "what if they don't even play that and no one sees it? that'd be awesome"...Jordan says "everybody will because they're going to make fun of you"...Jeff gets red in the face and laughs saying "I know they are, I was just hoping"...Jordan says that she thinks everyone is going to get made fun of though with Jeff and his Technotronics and the main word that won should have been a big 11 letter word and it was shotgun, other people didn't spell it, one word was spelled wrong, she just thinks it's going to be really funny. Jeff keeps looking in the refrigerator (to distract himself from Jordan's stones, lol)...Jordan says she hopes they make fun of him on tv cuz she will just love it...Jeff says "thanks Jordan"...Jordan thinks it'll just be funny...Jeff says he thinks it will be a good bit...Jordan says it'll be a good experience for him...Jeff asks the others if they think he'll have to talk about it when he gets out of there...Kevin thinks so and to be prepared...Jordan says she's prepared because she already heard the story so many times, she can tell everybody. So she starts telling it, lol, she starts laughing and Jeff adds on saying he was already nervous about it because he's the worst speller, he'd rather jump in a ring with a lion than spell something...Jordan says she can't spell either, she does it with her brother when they text, she's talking about words that sound like other words but are spelled differently, she mentions cat but spelled kat with a k...Jeff says to keep going so she can beat out his soundbite...Jordan explains why she has difficulty spelling, she didn't learn from Hooked on Phonics...Jeff says "so you can't spell either?"...Jordan says "no, I'm terrible at spelling"...Jeff says Jordan would have been even better out there in that group, they should have added one more...Jordan says Jeff should have thought of telecommunications or telephone...Jeff says "or electronics?"...Jordan laughs and says yeah, instead of Technotronics...Jordan is about to tell Jeff what he should do next time...Jeff says next time he's on TV?...Jordan says she knows how he feels because her heart was racing when they did the first "tube" competition...Jeff says he doesn't get nervous, he doesn't really care, he thinks it's pretty funny...Jordan says she doesn't think it is...Jeff says he thinks it is but it will get old in there...Jordan disagrees saying it will never get old...Kevin says "lover's quarrel" (LOL)...Jeff says yeah, what are you gonna do? Jordan asks if they think Braden is mad over what she said about his elephant?...Jordan talks about how she said Braden and the elephant would be sleeping in a tent on the beach, she's kind of scared for him...Jeff assures her he will be alright...Jordan is worried he's going to be homeless, CBS needs to find him a home, lol...Jeff says he'll stay in one of those holding rooms...they talk about Braden's living arrangements. Some more random chatter about have nots being over soon, time differences, Jeff shaking his legs out and Jordan not liking the image it's presenting and Jordan regretting eating pizza. Jordan throws this one out there "Jeff had a spider on his weiner today 🤨...a baby one"...Ronnie asks if it was in the bathroom?...Jeff laughs and says yeah he was taking a piss and a spider crawled on my dick. :P Jordan says it probably was laying seeds (? lol) Jeff says in my peehole? what if he peed and there were like 100 spiders? Jordan says she'd be so grossed out and never talk to him again...Jeff says "dude, I'd cut my own peeper off" 🤨 They start talking about sleeping arrangements and Jeff says he just opened the door to the SS room and heard the snoring, thought what a nightmare and went to sleep in his own bed. Jordan wants to be on slop just so she won't eat. Ronnie says "don't say that"...they all decide to go outside to help Ronnie pass the time so he can be off have nots. Jordan sits on Jeff's lap 11:50-11:59pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp95RT-7s5Q&list=UUhhvsnKbYdxwDigf2VYrO9A Jeff is sitting at the kitchen table, Jordan comes over to show him her burnt and flaky scalp from the sun...Jeff says it's gross, she should brush it out or put lotion on it...Jordan says she can't, Laura was picking at it...Jeff says it's out of control and grossing him out :P ...feeds go to fish...when they return Jordan is sitting on Jeff's lap...all of a sudden, Jeff doesn't seem to mind her scalp any longer 😁 Chatter amongst the other HG's as the ones on slop prepare their food to eat at midnight...J&J look around taking it all in...Casey asks that someone take out the salmon and the tuna...Jeff wonders if they should take it all out...Casey says they'll eat it all in the next 3 days...Jeff says that should be fine as long as they don't put it back in the freezer. Jeff & Jordan laugh about the tuna and how it's bad luck (caused the last big fight)...Jordan won't eat the tuna, they can have all the tuna they want...Jeff says he'll eat it, he doesn't believe in that shit...Casey keeps looking over at J&J (probably surprised at their early closeness?) Casey asks Jeff "where you sleeping tonight buddy?"...Jordan says that Lydia was washing her sheets and she doesn't even think they're dry, do you think that was a statement? like get out of my bed?...Jordan looks at Jeff and whispers the same thing, saying she doesn't even think the sheets are in the dryer...Jeff thinks she did put them in the dryer...Jordan says she walked back there to change her clothes and the bed wasn't even made...Jeff says "all the sheets?"...Jordan says "yeah, I think that's a sign to get out"...Jeff says "where the f**k you going?"...Jordan says "sleeping with you"...Jeff blushes saying "we're head to toe"...they laugh… Jordan says "I think that's what we're gonna have to do"...Jeff shrugs (sounds good to him! LOL)...he says "whatever, you start snoring you're going on the floor"...Jordan bursts out and says "no we were roommates before and I never did"...Jeff says "oh yeah, we were never head to toe buddies"...Jordans says "just don't kick me in my face, I have enough pimples and peeling that I don't need anymore"...Jeff says he doesn't move much. Jordan says she went in the room and was like hmm, hmm, maybe it's an excuse so she can sleep with Jessie, she likes him...Jeff says it would be awesome if she slept with him to start a fight between her and Natalie...Jordan says maybe they shouldn't make the bed...Jeff says "get someone else in trouble".Laura asks Jeff if he wants crackers?...Jeff says no, he brushed his teeth so he wouldn't eat...Jeff says he's not gonna smoke for a couple of days either, he feels sick, he's smoked so many cigarettes today, he feels like throwing up, this place, he doesn't even smoke during the week. Jordan asks if she's hurting Jeff...Jeff nods no...Casey talks about being HOH, getting a letter, pictures...Jordan hopes to get a letter, she'll be mad if she doesn't get one...Jeff says he'd like some pictures...Jordan says "me too"...Jeff is curious of what kind of pictures...Casey says "pictures of you and your wife at your wedding?"...Jeff blushes and laughs saying "uh huh...my two kids"...Jordan smiles...Casey says his little dog & kids...Jeff cracks up...feeds go to fish briefly...they return with Jeff saying pita chips are awesome...Jordan asks what happens if they don't wait til midnight to eat....they start discussing food...Jordan changes the subject, lol saying Jeff looks so dark. :) Jeff says this is as dark as he is getting but he'll keep going out but will wear 50 SPF...Jordan wants to get on Jessie's scale, doesn't Jeff hate scales? Jeff says for her not to weigh herself now...Jordan knows, she ate so much and the pizza she ate was really good...Jeff says the pizza was super delicious...Jordan says she ate both...Jeff smiles and says he told her that stuff was good...Jordan says "I told you I like to eat"...Jeff says "I like it" :) Jordan says she's sleepy...Jeff is too but wants to see the others eat...Jordan says it's like Christmas, like opening presents...Jordan wishes they could sleep outside...Jeff says "wanna hammock it?"...Jordan doesn't hear and instead asks again if she's hurting him?...he says no...Jeff tries again saying "wanna lay on the hammock?"...Jordan says "yeah, now?"...Jeff says "wait"...Jordan says "3 minutes?"...Jeff says "yeah"... Russell walks by and Jordan says she's shocked he hasn't gone to bed yet...Jordan says she has to do her exercises...Jeff says "your boobcizes?"...Jordan finally gets off Jeff's lap because he tells her his leg is falling asleep..

July 14 Red Room bed sharing 12:58-1:07am Jeff is laying down in the RR and Jordan joins him just after the 12:58am mark...Jeff says "on the bed with nothing?" Jordan says "yeah...I gotta block that glare"...Jeff moves the cover and says "it stands up"...Jordan laughs and says "I know"...Jeff demonstrates how he puts the cover up to block the light. Jeff takes off his glasses and Jordan reaches for them...Jeff says "you want these?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's and puts them on. Jeff looks at her and Jordan says "you look like you're staring weird"...Jeff says "who? me?"...Jordan doesn't answer, lol and says if she crosses her eyes she can see it...Jeff says "see what?"...Jordan says "I can SEE!...better if I cross my eyes"...Jeff is quiet...Jordan takes off his glasses and holds them up...Jeff whispers "put 'em in there" (the cubby)...and she does. Jordan says she feels bad for Jeff, it's bad, the light thing (glare from the LR) is real bad...Jeff says he knows. Ronnie comes into the room, turns on the light, apologizes, they say it's ok, he goes into the HN room. Jordan tells Jeff he's being serious...Jeff looks at her and says "no, I'm not"...Jordan says he is, she doesn't like it when he's serious, he bores her, she laughs...Jeff says "go somewhere else"...Jordan says "I might just do that"...Jeff says "beat it" (big smile)...Jordan compares their arms and says she's still tanner...Jeff thinks he's not getting any tanner and says Jordan gets dark, he doesn't get that dark...Jordan says "yeah, cuz I'm better" and she giggles...Jeff says "everybody is"...Jordan says "hmm?"...Jeff says that everybody in here thinks they are...Jordan says she thinks they did good today...Jeff nods and says he doesn't want to lay it on too strong, like everyone's one big happy family. Jordan says she has been kissing some major ass...Jeff says he was just talking...Jordan says she was rubbing Russell's arm and being so over the top...Jeff gets a look on his face and is about to say something when Ronnie walks out of the HN room...Jeff asks where he is going?...Ronnie is going to shower...Jordan notes that the camera is staring straight at her & Jeff, they giggle...more chit chat with Ronnie and then he leaves and shuts off the light for them...they talk about how cute Ronnie is, Jordan says she just wants to squeeze him like this and she squeezes Jeff's arm...Jeff says "you know how easy I bruise on my triceps?...like here I bruise so easy"...Jordan says "just say your arm"...Jeff says "on the back of my arm". Jordan says her boob feels weird...Jeff says "why?"...Jordan says "because I haven't been doing my exercises"...Jeff says "whaddya gotta do?"...Jordan shows him and then tells Jeff to feel but first covers them up so the camera doesn't see LOL Jeff feels, Jordan says he can squeeze...Jeff sounding like a 7 year old says "they feel real" ...Jordan giggles...Jordan says they're silicone, she instructs him how to feel, he does, she says "doesn't that feel weird?"...Jeff says it feels real but he can kind of feel it from the bottom but they feel nice. Lydia comes into the room with freshly laundered sheets and asks who is in the SS room sleeping. Jordan says it's Braden, just Braden 🙃 Lydia turns on the light again and goes to make the bed, Jordan tells Jeff that is why she got the silicone, if you squeeze them they feel real. Jeff is quiet...Jordan says she's going to leave in a second because he's too lame. Jeff says he's not lame and at least she's got her bed made...Jeff says "what do you want me to do? juggle?" Jordan says yeah, he's being no fun and she does the patented Jordan "butt towards Jeff" move. lol Jeff says "you want to play a game?"...Jordan says "what game?"...Jeff says "I don't know"...Jordan says "what kind of game?"...Jeff says he wants to play something like movies...Jordan says "like what?"...Jeff says "I'll name 2 actors and then you have to name what movie it is"...Jordan says "ok"...Jordan asks Lydia if she needs help and she gets up to help Lydia make the bed. Jordan gets back in bed with Jeff saying "you happy now?" Jordan says "yeah, definitely" and asks Jeff what game are they playing?...Jeff says he really likes his sheets (because they are stiff and block the light) you know?...Jordan giggles and says that Jeff really has her saying you know, she will catch herself, it's terrible...Jeff goes back to the cover talk and he shows her how comfy it is with the pillows holding it up like a fort...Jordan giggles...Jordan tells Jeff to go (to get the game going)...Jeff says "actors?"...Jeff asks if Jordan is even good at this, is she good at movies?...Jordan says yeah...Jordan asks if Jeff can see her?...Jeff says he can see up close...Jordan waves her hand in front of him and giggles...Jeff says what? he can see without his glasses but he can't see far but it's just blurrier...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says he loves how he talks and she doesn't even pay attention...Jordan says she is listening...Jeff says umm, that's all, it's just real blurry. Jordan says "k, go" and they start playing… RR Movie Game 1:07-1:15am J&J start playing the movie game. Jeff goes first, he says John Travolta & Nicholas Cage...Jordan says "umm, oh my gaw, I know this, I know this, I know this, umm...what's the name of the movie"...Jeff says "that's the whole game" Meanwhile the lights have been turned on again, this time by Natalie...Jordan wants a hint...Jordan guesses Pulp Fiction...Jeff says no...Jordan says she doesn't know, what is it?...Jeff says it's "something - off"...Jordan says she doesn't know...Jeff says Face-off...Jordan says she wouldn't have got that...Jordan's turn...she says Kate Hudson & Matthew McConaughey...Jeff says they have a couple of them...Jeff is called out by BB to put on his mic and he does...lights have been off and go on again...Chima is in and out of the HN room...Jeff says "Fool's Gold"...Jordan says no, it's the one before that!...Jeff says "who the f**k are you yelling at and trying to impress? Chima?"...Jordan says yeah, she's trying to yell and impress Chima...Jeff laughs...Jordan punches Jeff playfully, he does the same and says "I'll fight..." and then they giggle...in unison they say "I'll drown you" Jeff says he knows the movie, the one where she's always with his buddies and she's trying to make him hate her...Jordan says yeah, so what's the name of it...Jordan gives a hint "Ten"...Jeff says what is that? 10 things I hate about you...10 ways to lose a girl...Jordan says "How"...Jeff says how to lose a girlfriend in 10 days?...Jordan says "how to lose a"...Jeff says "girl"...Jordan says "no"...Jeff says "date, husband"...Jordan says "guy"...they laugh...Jordan says "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days"...Jeff (showing his competitive side) says he won anyways because he did named another movie with them. Jordan says ok, go. Jeff is trying to think of a movie she would know. Jeff says "Al Pacino"...Jordan throws her arms in the air in protest...Jeff says "you don't know Al Pacino?"...Jordan says no!...Jeff makes a spitting sound and says how can she get this if she doesn't know who Al Pacino is...Chima walks by and is astounded Jordan doesn't know who Al Pacino is, says it's blasphemy...Jeff is like "come on! that's terrible"...they ask her if she's seen Scarface...Jordan confuses it with Godfather but says she never saw Scarface. Jordan says Jeff is looking at her face like ewww but Jeff says it's because he's trying to focus...Jordan starts moving around to see if Jeff can see her and Jeff says he can over and over...Jeff says he's not blind...Jordan says she knows, she's aggravating him...Jeff wants Jordan to say one...Jordan says Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen...Jeff says "oh God!"...Jeff says "I don't know, Bubblegum Shoe" lol, he doesn't know their movies...then she says Nicholas Cage & Angelina Jolie, she changes her mind and says Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie...Jeff says on the cover they both have guns...Jordan says Jeff sucks at this game (LOL)...Jeff says he's thinking...Jordan says he sucks...Jeff says she sucks, she doesn't even know Al Pacino...Jordan gives him a hint saying "Mr..."...Jeff guesses Mr & Mrs. Smith. More banter over who sucks more at this game and what types of movies they know. Jeff has one...Anne Heche & Harrison Ford...Jordan says "the road of Rodanthe or something?"...Jeff says no, he wonders if Jordan knows who Harrison Ford is...Jordan says that's the old guy...Chima says "Indiana Jones"...Jordan says yeah, is that the movie?...Jeff says Indiana Jones? No...Jesus! 😂 Jordan says the Fugitive?...Jeff says "are you just naming Harrison Ford movies?"...Jeff says "do you know who Anne Heche is?...Jordan nods no and asks who she is...Jeff say that girl that was married to Ellen...Jordan says ohh, ooh, and they're lost on an island...Jeff says yeah...Jordan doesn't know the name of it, LOL, neither does Jeff really and they agree it's Six Days Seven Nights. Jordan needs multiple choice. LOL Jeff asks Jordan what her favorite movie is?...Jordan says she has a bunch...Jeff says for her to name her top 5...Jordan says she likes the Notebook...Jeff whispers that he did ask her that...Jordan says "I don't know, cuz I'm jealous of them cuz they have like this perfect love story"...Jeff says who?...Jordan says them, the Notebook!...Jeff says she has to work on snapping at him, ykwim?...Jordan giggles and says she is just kidding when she snaps at him...Jeff says every time she snaps at him there'll be a 10 minute penalty of scratching his back. Jordan says well then she won't do it a lot. Jeff says he knows because she can't get through 10 seconds...Jordan says "10 seconds of what?" Jeff says "what do you think?"...Jordan says "you're just horrible at that movie"...Jeff says "what?" (LMAO)...Jordan repeats he's horrible at the movie, the game they're playing, stupid! (right as Chima walks by, lololol) Jeff says "alright, whatever, I don't even know what you're talking about anymore"...Jordan giggles...Jeff asks what is with her? she's looking at every angle over there, are there people (around), what's going on?...Jordan just smiles and keeps looking at Jeff... ...Jeff changes the subject back to her favorite movies...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff asks why shit is so difficult?...Jordan lays back down and says "cuz"... Shutting off the light snappiness 1:15am Jeff asks Jordan "why don't you shut that light off, so we can kind of go to sleep while we're not talking"...Jordan says "no, I'm going in my room"...Jeff says "oh you are?"...Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff rubs his eyes and says "aren't we going to do movies?"...Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff says "well then shut the light off"...Jordan uhh's and Jeff raises his voice saying "does it matter, do you think?.."...Jordan says "no, quit raising your voice at me!" as she holds Jeff's arm and pats it...Jeff stops immediately, looks at his hands, looks back at Jordan and says "you're a handful" ...Jordan gets up, shuts off the light and then gets back in bed. RR goofiness & arm rubs 1:16-1:24am Jordan gets back in bed after shutting the light and they realize that the HN lights have been shut off as well. Chima comes out to turn the light back on and says she just needs two more minutes. They apologize, Chima says it's hard to remember, Jeff says yes it is, that and remembering who Al Pacino is...they laugh and Chima says J&J are so cute together. She goes back in the HN room. Jordan tries to tickle Jeff's armpit and asks if it tickles? Jeff says a little, he can take it for a second but if she keeps going...Jordan asks for his arm...Jeff is hesitant saying first of all it's gross (oh how that would change! lol)...Jordan starts blowing farts on his arm...she asks if it makes him laugh...Jeff says no, only if he has the giggles...Jordan continues...Jeff says she's all giddy...Jordan says what else?...Jeff says if she wants to keep making fart noises...Jordan keeps going...they giggle...Jeff says "what is wrong?"...Jordan is laughing amidst the farting noises...Jeff says she's easily amused, he kinda likes it. :) Jeff says "you wanna scratch my arm? we could play that game"...Jordan keeps blowing farts...Jeff says "try to play a song and I'll guess what it is"...they giggle...Jordan tries to no avail...more laughter...Michele walks by saying they're silly...Jeff explains Jordan is trying to play a song and he's never going to get it...Jordan tries again but loses it...Jeff says for her to try to focus, he wants to get one...Jordan says she's going to get serious but it doesn't work...Jeff asks what song she was trying to play?...Jordan says Mary Had a Little Lamb...Jeff freaks out saying that was the song he would have guessed, he swears on the Holy Bible...Jordan laughs and asks why that one?...Jeff says it's the easiest thing, it was in his head the whole time, it's so weird. Jeff says he's going to work on not swearing and not smoking...Jordan says he needs to...Jeff feels sick and doesn't like it. Jordan starts humming the same song and then asks Jeff to play one on her arm...he doesn't want to but does anyway, lol...he grabs her forearm, tries and fails miserably. LOL He says "get out of here" and they laugh, Jordan snorting too. Jordan asks where everybody went? Jeff says they're getting ready for bed and Jordan is giggly. Chima comes out to turn off the light and says goodnight. Jeff says he likes movies...Jordan says he's already said that. Jeff asks if Jordan wants to scratch his arm. She starts scratching his arm that is draped over her chest. Jeff asks if he is choking her out? Jordan says no. Jeff asks if it's uncomfortable?...Jordan says no, she feels like she is playing the violin...Jeff asks her to play a song, play his arm like it's a guitar...she starts strumming and they laugh. Jordan asks why she always has to rub him? why doesn't he rub her?...Jeff says he will rub her feet...Jordan says "do my arm" and she holds out her arm...they giggle and Jeff says it's a good tradeoff...(they do look silly, lol)...Jordan takes her arm away saying it tickles...Jeff says "you don't like it?"...Jordan says no, it kinda tickles, feels weird...Jeff says "for real? it doesn't relax her?"...Jordan says no, it's like a weird tickle...Jordan asks for Jeff to do it harder, Jeff says he likes his like this...Jordan says to go harder...Jeff says he knows but do his like this, he says the way Jordan is doing it is nicer, it relaxes him...Jeff scratches harder and says Jordan likes that?...Jordan takes her arm away and says ew, she doesn't like that either. Jordan says she doesn't think she likes the way Jeff does it, Jeff wants to know how he should do it but Jordan says she just doesn't think she likes it...Jeff says "well do you like your arm being scratched?"...Jordan says "yeah, I just don't like the way you do it" (eat your words Miss Jordan, lol)...Jeff gets agitated and says "I got it, you said it 5 fu**ing times! f**k!"...Jordan laughs and there goes Jeff's vow to not swear. LOL Jordan says "quit cussing"...Jeff says "because you're driving me crazy"...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff gets pissy that Jordan didn't like his technique then Jordan says "Jeff!"...Jeff says "what's up?"...Jordan says "nothing" :) Jeff says she does relaxing things and then she doesn't want to relax with it...Jordan says it was Jeff's idea...Jeff knows, he likes it because it relaxes him… Jordan acting weird/Jeff won't be played for a fool 1:24-1:34am This is the conversation that starts Jeff telling Jordan he doesn't want her flirting with Russell and hanging around him as well, she can't have it both ways, he doesn't want to be played for a fool. Jordan keeps scratching but tells Jeff she is "thinking"...Jeff says "about what?"...Jordan says "life"...Jeff says "in here or outside?"...Jordan says she hasn't had a life outside, life here"...Jeff says "oh yeah, what are you thinking about?"...Jordan says "do me" and she stretches out her arm for him to scratch...Jeff starts and says he doesn't understand how she likes it...Jordan tells him to put his arm away and he does. Jeff asks if this is better? Jordan says mmm, hmm...Jeff says "with the nails more?"...Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff says "alright, what are you thinking about?"...Jordan says "none of your business"...Jeff says "we talk about that" (big smile from Jeff as he looks at Jordan who looks at him and smiles)...Jeff says "none of my business?"...Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff says "then we have to talk about something else"... They are quiet for a little bit then Jeff asks if Jordan is excited for Thursday?...Jordan is and asks if Jeff is...Jeff says "yeah". Jordan turns on her stomach and faces Jeff, she says that Braden ruined his chances...Jeff says he fu**ed himself bigtime but as much as they say that, he doesn't think Braden had a chance anyway...Jordan asks if he did?...Jeff says no, now it's so easy for everyone to justify his eviction...Jeff says he hates that he has to pretend that they are right saying "yeah, I am an idiot"...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "ykwim? I hate that". Jordan starts stealth whispering and Jeff leans up to hear, Jordan says he sucks at this, you don't lean up...Jeff asks if someone is in here? what's wrong with leaning up, it's so she doesn't have to say it loud, was she trying to say something?...Jordan says mmm, hmm but she'll tell him tomorrow...Jeff says "why?"...Jordan says "cuz"...Jeff asks again if someone is in there, why won't she tell him?...Jordan looks around and they whisper some inaudible stuff...Jeff asks if she has something?...Jordan shakes her head and says no...Jeff says she doesn't?...Jordan says what? a good movie? (LOL)...Jeff says no, something good to talk about...Jordan says no, not really...Jeff says "no, a good thing to talk about tomorrow"...Jordan says nothing major exciting...Jeff says "the same old". Jordan says they will have to wait and see but it's nothing major...Ronnie walks by and says he is going to chat with them for a second if it's ok, they say sure and he goes in the HN room to put his stuff away. Jordan whispers something inaudible to Jeff who gets in close to hear her. Ronnie comes back in the room and sits on the other bed to talk to them As Ronnie does this Jordan tells Jeff a convo she had with Russell where Russell asked her if she was going to sleep with Jeff and Jordan said no, then she says something about snoring and Russell told her that she could come sleep with him because he doesn't snore when he cuddles with someone. Jeff says "he's such a fu**ing dork...that's alright, I'm going to sleep with Russell, good luck with that".😤 Ronnie and J&J talk about being a HN and how hard he's going to play for it next week. More chit chat about being over tired and napping. Jordan turns her butt towards Ronnie & Jeff. Jordan says it's too bright and Jeff tells her that she should put the cover up (to block the light)...Jordan pushes it away and says it's fine...Jeff pushes it back and says she doesn't have to go under the covers you fu**ing weirdo...Jordan says she's not!...Jeff says "geez, you're so fu**ing nervous, Ronnie is here"...Jordan says she's not! she's saying it's not weird...Jeff asks Ronnie if she's weird? she's a little weird, tell her, she can do it down there...Jordan says to Ronnie "tell him to shut up"...Jeff says "you're so nervous about everything, relax, we're buddies"...Jordan says "I know, til the end" and she holds up her pinky...Jeff brushes it off...Jordan says "all 3 of us, the 3 amigos"...she pinky swears with Ronnie and then asks where Jeff's is and they all three pinky swear.😨 Ronnie likes the movie Three Amigos...Jordan says Ronnie would be good at the movie game, Jeff explains it...Jeff says John Travolta & Nicholas Cage...Ronnie immediately says Face-Off...Jeff laughs...Jordan says "God, he's good"...Jeff says "she's the worst"...Jeff says Al Pacino & Keanu Reeves...Ronnie says Devil's Advocate...Jeff says Ronnie is fu**ing good...Jordan says she is comfy like this...Jeff says it's because he is smashed against the side....Jordan says when Jeff is confessing his love to me, he says he wants to drown me and beat me up ...Jeff says not beat you up, just drown you...Ronnie says "you're not into auto-erotic asphyxiation stuff are you?" (that goes way over Jeff & Jordan's heads, LOL, they don't respond)...Jordan says "so"...Jeff says if he ever hears him say that it's just a term of endearment...Ronnie says he says stuff like that to his wife like stabbing her and then Jeff says he jokes like that too all the time...Jordan says "whatever"...Jeff whips his head around and says what?? she's been throwing little shots in (I found this so funny ). Ronnie says that earlier Jordan had her glass of wine and she was on a roll, the damn opened up and the hits kept on coming...Jordan says she got a little tipsy...Jeff says "yeah I know, I think everyone knew" (Jeff was always observing her )...Jordan says "why?"...Ronnie says he just noticed that...Jeff says for her to stop screaming and she should close the door to the SS for real...Jordan asks if she was free-flowing, was it bad?...Ronnie says no...Jeff says it wasn't bad for her because she says whatever the hell is on her mind, if someone else said it, it would be bad...Jordan says to Jeff "why? how I was calling you out?"...Jeff says he doesn't care when it's about him but he alludes to how Laura was egging Jordan on and having fun at her expense...Ronnie says he's going to say goodnight and go to bed, he walks towards the kitchen. Jeff won't be played for a fool Part 2 1:34-1:42am This is the conversation where Jeff, in no uncertain terms, tells Jordan to choose between him & Russell, he tells her he doesn't want to look like an idiot. ...Ronnie leaves, Jeff tells Jordan to scratch his side because it feels good, if you just scratch anywhere it feels good, it relaxes him...Jordan scratches...(Jeff immediately brings up what Jordan was telling him previously, the convo she had with Russell)...Jeff says "so what were you saying?"...Jordan says "about what?"...Jeff says "you and Russell"...Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff says "what'd you say? yeah?"...Jeff says "yeah, yeah, yeah"...Jordan says she doesn't want to get on his bad side, she needs to kiss his ass. Jeff says "don't kiss it too much"...Jordan says "hmm?"...Jeff says "don't kiss it too much"...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says "I don't know, just so it doesn't feel cool"...Jordan says "I should probably sleep in a different bed"...Jeff (who is clearly annoyed) says "go ahead...then I'll look like an idiot"...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says "like he's one up on me"...Jordan says "why would you look like an idiot?"...Jeff says "because then it'll start a power struggle over you and I'll be like dude, you can take her"...Jeff half giggles and says "dude, I'm not playing that game, that's one game I'm not playing"...Jordan asks what he means...Jeff says "if he started, if he just kept talking and talking and talking, I'd be like"...Jordan makes fun of Jeff's hand gesturing...Jeff says you! and he gestures that he would cut her off 😐 Jeff whispers "cuz he thinks he's like cool, so if you wanna go on that side, go ahead, I'll take care of this solo", he giggles...Jordan gives him the finger...Jeff says "same to you too"...Jordan pokes him with her middle finger, LOL, and says "just because if I did that?"...Jeff says "did what?"...Jordan mumbles "slept with (Russell)"...Jeff says "yeah, I would cut you, I'd be like later, for you two"...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says "whaddya mean why? you wouldn't sleep in here but you'd sleep in there?"...Jordan says "that's my room"...Jeff says "what?? then go in there"...Jordan says "quit getting an attitude with me"...Jeff says "it's just re*****d, what are you talking about"...Jordan asks "why is it re*****d?"...Jeff says "well, go in there then"...Jordan says "no, I'm laying here right now"...Jeff says "I know, I'm just telling you." Jeff says "why? are you asking me or something? you can go and do whatever you want"...Jordan says "I'm not asking you"...Jeff says "alright, I'm just telling you"...Jordan says "well good"...Jeff says "don't pretend you're cool"...Jordan says "uhhh, you're not cool" she turns around to face Jeff again...Jeff says "obviously"...Jordan says "why?" and then says "we're isolating ourselves right now"...Jeff says "we are?"...Jordan says "we did good though"...Jordan lays her head on Jeff's chest and Jeff says he is done putting on a show, he says he's just talking to people. Jordan puts her head up and she whispers something inaudible about Laura and how they were outside. Jeff says something about giving Laura attention and she's yours. Jordan whispers something inaudible again about Russell & working out...Jeff says "just don't get too close cuz then it will just throw fuel on the fire, ykwim, cuz people will be like oooh, people will just start talking ykwim?"...Jordan says she talked to Russell about her & Jeff, she told him, not knowing if she did bad or not, that her & Jeff are just friends and then after this show, we won't be like that, we'll be good friends, she doesn't people to think she is trying to switch, ykwim? (how did that work out for ya Jordan? ) Jeff rubs his eyes and says "that's fine we're just friends but then he's going to be like cool, let's me and you hook up and then everyone in the house will be like oooh, you were with Jeff now you're with Russell, it's just going to start controversies so if you like Russell you've got to ease away from me and move into that, ykwim?” Jordan says "mmm, hmm"...Jeff says if Jordan does it right away people are going to be says ah, Jordan is with Russell, you got played (Jeff)...Jeff says "dude, I didn't get played, you're fu**ing idiots"...Jordan giggles and says Jeff has to work on the cussing...Jeff says it was only one time, he reiterates his point saying "but that's all I'm saying, like make me look stupid so if you're going to go that way"...Jordan says "make you look stupid? why would I make you look stupid?"...Jeff says "if you start hooking up with Russell?"...Jordan says Jeff is her BFF...Jeff says "I know, but if you start hooking up with Russell, it'll make me look stupid"...Jordan says "I'm not, why would I hook up?"...Jeff says "I don't know what you're talking about, it would just look weird" Jordan turns her head away from Jeff and they are silent, Jordan seems to be taking it all in...she turns her head back and Jeff says "you know what I'm saying?"...Jordan nods and says yes...Jeff says he doesn't think she does...Jordan says "I do" First armpit reference :) Jordan says "your armpits smell good"...Jeff says "my baby powder deodorant"...Jordan says it's the fresh deodorant stuff...Jordan whispers inaudibly...Jeff says Jessie?...Jordan whispers inaudibly again...Jeff mentions Laura and then says something about it causing problems, he doesn't think Jessie would though...more whispers...Jordan asks if Jeff thinks they saved themselves or no?...Jeff isn't sure but says that's why he doesn't want to try to hard, they're not friends, he's not kissing ass and they still think he's a fu**ing dork...so whatever...but that's why if Jordan is going to start talking to Russell move away from him cuz he doesn't want to look like a bigger dork...Jordan giggles. What's the Vatican 1:43-1:45am Jordan asks if she wants her to let Jeff go to bed...Jeff says he doesn't care, whatever she wants...Jordan does something weird with her eyes and they talk about Jordan's head, Jeff says he doesn't know what's going on in there...Jordan says why?...Jeff says he doesn't know, he never knows what she's thinking...Jordan says really? you think I'm weird?...Jeff says no, he just doesn't know what she's thinking ever...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says she's all over the map...Jordan grabs Jeff's glasses saying she loves them, she puts them on...she says "don't I look so gay?"...Jeff says no, she looks cute...Jordan says Jeff is really blind...Jeff reaches for his cross and Jordan laughs about how much stuff he has in his little cubby...Jordan says "what's your cross for?"...Jeff says "I don't know? for me"...Jordan says "I know, why do you carry it?"...Jeff says "I don't know, I like it"...Jordan says "I know there's a reason behind it"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says "and?"...Jeff says "nothing, it's just good, I just like it"...Jordan says "I know, what's the luck?"...Jeff says "what's the luck? it's not luck, it's a cross, it's Jesus you know?"...Jordan says "duh, but why would you carry it? is it luck or what is it?"...Jeff says "no, I got it in the Vatican"...Jordan says "what's the Vatican?"...Jeff says "in Italy" Jordan snuggles in Jeff's armpit and says "doing what?"...Jeff says "I was just travelling and I got it there, I got it blessed and...you don't know what the Vatican City is?"...Jordan says "no"...they laugh...Jeff says "holy shit" 😂 Jeff says "it doesn't matter, I just like it"...Jordan says "should I know?"...Jeff says "yeah, you should"...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says "why because...I don't know maybe you shouldn't". Jeff says "you know where Rome is?"...Jordan says "oh yeah, I've heard of Rome, yeah"...Jeff laughs, Jordan laughs...Jeff says "oh my God" 😛 Jordan puts her arm around Jeff's belly, she says she's definitely heard of Rome she just doesn't know where it's at in Italy but she's heard of it and Venice. She pats Jeff's belly and snuggles. You know what I mean banter 1:45-1:48am Jordan snuggles up to Jeff and hums...she says "my head's like in your armpit"...they laugh...Jeff says "you like it in there?"...Jordan hmm's and says "it's like a hole"...they laugh... Jordan says "it makes me feel safe"...Jeff says "get in there"...Jordan says "no, you got baby powder on in your armpit hair" (thanks for that visual Jordan, lol) Jeff says "you were already in there, that's why I was being sarcastic"...Jordan pinches/pokes Jeff and asks "does that hurt?"...Jordan makes fun of Jeff's accent saying "no...no"...Jeff smiles at Jordan and says "I don't, first of all I don't sound like the way you sound"...Jordan says "yes...no...toona...you know what I mean?"...Jeff laughs and says she's right about "you know what I mean", he lost...it came from her...Jordan says she never says that...Jeff says no, it came from being around her because he says you know what I mean because she doesn't know what he means. LOL Jordan says she does know what he means...Jeff says she doesn't though...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says cuz she doesn't know...Jordan says "do I really seem that spacey?"...Jeff says a little bit, she's out there...Jordan keeps touching Jeff and says he's so skinny...Jeff says he's not...Jordan squeezes Jeff all over...Jeff asks her to relax, scratch him, be nice and tell him a story (Jeff's basic requests for the whole time in the BB house apparently, lol)...Jordan says a story about what?...Jeff says he doesn't know, just tell him one...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says to tell him one about her friends...Jeff says no and he asks if she ever went on vacation and where was the furthest she went?... Jeff won't be played for a fool Part 3 1:48-2:10am Feeds return briefly with Jordan saying "it was fun, I had ugly boobs then"...feeds go to fish again...they return with Jordan saying she pulled her pants down & Jeff saying if she went to Mardi Gras now "those" (her boobs) would be all over the street...Jordan says "oh yeah on everybody's camera"...(obviously they were talking about her Mardi Gras/NO vacation) Jeff laughs...Jordan pats Jeff's belly and says "they're pretty now, I don't have a reason to not to show them, you know?"...Jeff mmm, hmm's....Jeff wants to know what other vacations she went on...Jordan says in 7th grade she went to Clearwater, Florida...she's been to the Bahamas, they go to Myrtle Beach all the time...Jeff says she went to the Bahamas? so she travelled a little bit...Jordan says that was in 9th grade with her family, nowhere major though, nowhere real exciting...Jeff says good story. Jeff brings up the Russell thing again.. Jordan says she likes this bed, it's comfy...she whispers that she has to freaking sleep with Lydia...Jeff says "or Russell"...he smiles, Jordan looks at him and says "don't be mean"...Jeff says "I'm not being mean, I'm just saying I'll write you off cuz it would just cause so much shit"...Jordan turns away from Jeff and says "whatever"...Jeff says "you don't think it would cause shit?"...Jordan says "I'm trying to help me & you out"...Jeff says "by fu**Ing sleeping with him? it'd cause a lot of talking, I'll tell you that". Jordan half covers herself with the blanket and doesn't respond...Jeff says "you don't think so?"...Jordan mumbles "I don't know"...Jeff says "what do you mean, you don't know?"...Jordan says louder "I don't know...I'm trying to stay on everybody's good side"...Jordan reaches back to hold Jeff's arm and says "I'm on everybody's bad side right now"...Jeff laughs and says what?...Jordan repeats and Jeff says "so by sleeping with everyone you get on their..."...Jordan says huh?...Jeff say nothing...Jordan says "what'd you say?"...Jeff repeats nothing...Jordan says "no, what'd you say?"...Jeff says he didn't say anything, who cares, she can do whatever she wants to do, it's none of his business. They both close their eyes and get quiet. Jordan says she is sleepy but doesn't want to go into the SS room yet...Jeff says for her to fall asleep and then when she's fallen asleep just run over to the room and fall asleep there...Jeff starts adjusting his pillows and Jordan asks if she's scooted over too much on his side...Jeff misunderstands and reaches over Jordan to see how much room she has and says she has a little room and she's alright. Jeff adjusts himself and Jordan says that she means if she is over too much on his side...Jeff says "no, you're good"...Jordan says "do you have room?"...Jeff says "yeah, I'm good". Jeff lifts up the blanket to block the glare and tells Jordan he needs a blocker...Jordan turns back and holds it up with her hand...Jeff says to not worry, it's done....Jordan lets go...Jeff says "I hate that you roll over and then you can't scratch me"...Jordan giggles and says "I know...you scratch my arm"...Jeff adjusts to spoon Jordan and starts scratching but Jordan tells him to scratch the top part of her arm, the fat part...Jeff laughs...Jeff asks if it relaxes her right there?...Jordan says "yeah, cuz it tickles...you know?"...Jordan says ahhhh...they laugh...Jordan says it's awful (about her saying you know). Jordan asks if Jeff thinks they will be woken up early tomorrow...Jeff thinks so but it's not late so they can still get good sleep...Jordan says "go to bed...wake up in the morning........." Jeff says and what?...Jordan says that made no sense...Jeff says Jordan is on space patrol tonight...Jordan smiles and says "space patrol"...they crack up...Jeff says "you're fu**ing acting all spacey"...Jordan says "I'm not"...Jeff giggles and says "don't give me the giggles cuz I was just getting sleepy...just getting comfortable"...Jordan says she was getting sleepy too and then Jeff will make her laugh and then she won't be able to sleep...Jeff says "don't talk about Braden otherwise we're never going to bed". Jordan says she can't wait to see his exit...Jeff says "it better be grand"...Jordan says she wants him to leave Bella, Ella?...Jeff says yeah, Ellie...Jordan says Ellie...Jeff says he can't believe him today, what he said, Jesus...when he yelled at Lydia...Jordan says that was crazy (change of subject lol)...Jordan says her head is peeling...Jeff says "that's crazy" ...Jordan says it's gross...Jeff says it's because where Jordan parts it she needs to put lotion there...Jordan says "no saying 'you know'"...Jeff says he didn't think he did it that much...Jordan says he does it more because she's slower...Jeff says "that, for sure"...Jordan is offended...Jeff says "because you know what I mean"...Jordan gives him the hand and says Jeff said it again...Jeff says he meant to actually say it this time...confusion reigns and then Jeff say this conversation is dumb, it's like they're speaking two different languages...Jordan hugs her pillow and says "I know"...Jeff says she said I know like she was sad. Jordan says she is surprised everyone is staying up late now, it used to be them, they were the troopers, times have changed in the BB house, you know?...Jordan says aahhh, getting mad at herself for saying 'you know', she says she has to quit hanging out with Jeff, she keeps saying 'you know'...Jordan says "ahh, I didn't mean that, did I hurt your feelings?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says "did I?"...Jeff says "no, you can stop hanging out with me whenever you want". Jordan turns back to look at Jeff and reaches for his chest and starts scratching...Jeff says "you just gotta let me know"...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says it would be nice, she's his friend, that's what friends do, is she going to pull another 'you know who' on him?...Jordan says "shut up, oh my gosh"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "I'm just joking with you"...Jeff says "well how do I know? anything fu**ing happens in here, you can't trust nobody"...Jordan says "whatever...can't trust you"...Jeff says "really?"...Jordan says "mmm, hmm, sneaky"...Jeff says "yeah I'm sneaky when I'm by myself"...Jordan says "I'm just kidding...who's fault is that?...Jeff, I'm so fu**ing with you, I'm just kidding", she pats him on the belly. Jeff says she can fend for herself too...Jordan says oh my gosh, she already knows she's probably going home...Jeff says "not if you keep sleeping with everybody" he giggles...Jordan says "oh no, don't even say it like that because that is going to make it seem"... Jordan says Jeff's chest hairs are spiking her...Jeff says he needs to cut them, Jordan agrees...Jeff says he was going to do it today but then he had to cook that shit....Jordan says right...Jordan turns her face onto her pillow and they get quiet again...Jeff looks at Jordan...Jeff is learning from Jordan on how to change the subject...he asks Jordan "did you ever go skiing?" ...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "that's great"...they laugh...Jeff says that's terrific that you did that. Jordan pushes down the blanket and Jeff asks why she had to ruin the thing...Jordan says she is sorry, she forgot...Jeff asks if it bothers her, Jordan says no, not at all. She curls up and they get quiet again for a couple of minutes. Jeff adjusts his head...Jordan says she feels like her nose is always stuffy and she can't breathe...she positions herself more onto Jeff and Jeff's space gets smaller, lol. Jeff says maybe she has allergies...Jordan says Jeff better not fall asleep with his mic on and she tells him to take it off, he does reaching over her to put it away and takes the opportunity to snuggle into Jordan asking her to scratch his arm. She does. Jeff says it sucks (because of the position they're in)...he touches her somewhere and says "are you ticklish there?"...Jordan says "no"...Jeff whispers something inaudible and Jordan giggles...Jeff continues touching Jordan somewhere that cannot be seen because of the blanket but his arm can be seen moving slightly, Jordan seems very aware of the cameras and moves her body a little bit away from Jeff...Jeff does the old scratch the nose when you want to look cool thing and gets comfy with his hands off Jordan....Jordan starts secretly smiling...a lot! They lay still for a couple of minutes and then Jeff shifts a little to rub his eye. He settles in, covers himself and (I think) puts his hand on Jordan's waist. He starts shifting the blanket to block the glare and Jordan asks if he's trying to build his fort...Jeff mumbles something and Jordan turns her body towards Jeff, Jeff places his hand on Jordan's tummy (slightly visible from under the blanket)...Jordan hears voices and says she's not going to able to sleep in this light...Jeff says she has to make a fort...Jordan says then it will be hot, too hot...Jeff says then in the mornings it's freezing...Jordan says she knows, she needs to get in her bed...Jeff says to go ahead. Natalie approaches and Jordan says "everybody still up?"...Natalie says yes...Jordan says she won't be able to sleep for awhile...Natalie leaves...J&J talk about the blanket/fort situation again and while lifting the blanket, Jordan's shirt is seen visibly lifted exposing her tummy (Jeff was rubbing it, lol)...Jeff tells Jordan to go in the SS room if she wants and if it gets too loud she can come back, or too weird, or she could sleep with Russell. (again!) Jordan giggles and then says she needs to work out tomorrow...Jordan bites at her nails for a bit and then says she's going to her bed, for Jeff to have fun in his fort...Jeff says he will, look how much room she had...they say their goodnights and Jordan leaves. Morning Hammock talk 10:24-10:29am The feeds cut from a convo btw Kevin & Russell to the hammock where the convo picks up between Jeff & Jordan...Jeff says "did you put all your makeup on?"...Jordan says "did I? yeah I did"...Jeff says "did you put makeup on?"...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff laughs saying "you're fu**ing really working it today"...Jordan says she has to get camera ready...Jeff says that's true, he thought she was doing it to work her magic...Jordan says "I do"...Jeff says she cracks him up...Jordan says "I have to, why? does it look bad?"...Jeff says "you look good"...Jordan says "I have to do it"...Jeff says "why?"...Jordan says "cuz! so I'll get their vote" Jeff says "you're such a...don't be a fu**ing hooker" ...he laughs. Jeff starts rubbing her back :) ...Jordan slightly punches him and says "I'm not...I have to do it so I get a vote, you know?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan looks over to the mirror wondering if people are looking at them...Jeff says "don't you think people are over it already?"...Jordan says she doesn't know...maybe...Jeff thinks they're over it, you can kiss their ass but their minds are already made up...Jordan says if she starts now...Jeff says she's right, it won't hurt...Jordan says Jeff needs to start talking to Kevin because he says Jeff doesn't talk to him enough...Jeff says he will but he doesn't want to overdo it...Jordan says when they're in a group Jeff needs to go over and talk with them, not just sit with her because they'll look like they're scheming...Jeff says he doesn't give a f**k, they're losers, they're backstabbers...Jordan says "so, everybody is a backstabber in this game except for me and you"...Jeff says he doesn't have to talk to them 24 hours a day...Jordan says "you gotta talk to somebody". Jeff says he will...Jordan says "instead of just me and you"...Jeff in a sweet tone says "I like it like that” 🥰 Jordan gives him a look and says he's just joking (but he really isn't lol)...Jeff says "I know, I know"...Jordan makes fun of Jeff's accent saying "I know, I know"...Jeff says Jordan shouldn't sell herself out...Jordan says she's not...Jeff says she's trying so hard...Jordan says he can talk to Jessie, she can talk to Russell...Jeff says he's starting to talk to Jessie...Jordan says about Russell "omg whenever I get the chance, I want him outta here...he's smart too". Jordan switches the convo to her spiky legs, she asks Jeff to feel...Jeff says "like a fish"...Jordan says fish don't feel like that...Jeff says they're not that bad...Jordan says she's falling apart in there...Jeff says she's got to get it together...they talk about her eyebrows and then Jordan says she's going over "there"...Jeff says "bye sista, we'll catch up later, I'll see ya on the flipside"...Jordan walks away and says "whenever". If Jordan kissed Jeff? 10:36am Jordan is sitting with Kevin & Lydia on the BY couches, she's plucking her eyebrows, Jeff is still laying in the hammock since Jordan left his side about 10 mins before...Lydia yells over to Jeff "have you ever been kissed by a guy?"...Jeff says no...Kevin asks Jeff "what would happen if Jordan kissed you?"...Jeff says "I'd probably kiss her"...Kevin and Lydia ooh and ahh and Jordan yells out "and I'd spit in your mouth! lol, I'm just kidding"...Jeff says "if Jordan would kiss me I'd think we'd start laughing"...both get quiet for a sec and then the convo turns to sleeping and being tired. Working out 11:15-11:30am Jeff and Jordan work out in the BY...Jeff does weights...Jordan starts doing crunches...Jeff walks up to her and she gets shy about it, she stops...Jeff says "go!"...Jordan says "no, I can't"...Jeff asks why? she's doing fine...Jordan doesn't respond. Casey and Jeff take turns...Jordan asks if Ronnie wants to walk with her...Casey tells Jordan he'll walk with her after he does the weights...Jordan says ok...Jeff asks Jordan if he saw what Casey did last night? (circuit)...Jordan says she did, she was out there last night...Casey says Jordan was doing the elliptical...Jeff says she did it for 10 mins...they giggle about that...Jeff says every time she acts like a smart ass he gets 10 mins of back scratching...Jordan says she thought it was 10 mins of drowning...Jeff says that'll come after his backrub. Jordan tells Jeff that Casey's waiting...Jeff says he's getting it...Jordan says no, he was too busy looking over there (at her)...Jeff admits he was ;) BB calls a lockdown Jordan starts doing sit ups with Ronnie as her spotter...Jeff and Casey do weights...Jeff waits and Jordan finally stops...they talk about the garden, Jeff says he waters it every day...Ronnie says if it were up to him it would die...Jeff looks over at Jordan again and they have another little giggle over Braden who has inserted himself into the workout LOL Ronnie starts babbling about Helen Keller jokes, no one cares LOL Jeff takes a turn with the weight bar...Jordan watches...they exchange weights and Casey takes a turn, then Braden...Jordan who has done about 20 sit ups says she's sweating (it's a workout watching people workout lol) Jeff lifts again while Jordan and Ronnie talk some game...Casey and Jeff switch up the weights and position and it's Casey's turn again...Jordan keeps watching...she gets up to adjust her towel and they start talking about a grasshopper that's in the corner...Jeff and Ronnie join her to take a look...Braden goes over to look and says "hey buddy, welcome to Big Brother" :) Jeff walks back and asks Jordan if she's all done?...Jordan says yeah, they high five...Jordan walks away...Jeff lifts then Casey lifts...Jeff still has his eye on Jordan and asks her if she has her bathing suit on?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff & Casey continue lifting while Braden meditates and Jordan just sits in the sun… Comparing bodies 12:06-12:10pm Jordan & Laura are sitting in Laura's bed in the RR. Ronnie, Chima & Jessie are hanging out there as well. Casey comes into the room and chit chats and then Jeff wanders in looking for a shirt to wear. He rummages through his clothes and Casey makes fun of his clothing organizational system. :) Jeff expains he had to pack tightly and now his stuff doesn't fit so it's all over the place...meanwhile Jordan & Laura discuss the cameras and changing their clothes...Jordan admits she does it out in the open and Laura reminds her that she will be seen on the live 24 hour internet feed...Jordan says everyone has seen her vagina then...Laura says Jordan flashed her and she was "oh no"...Jordan says "I hope they like my vagina!"...Jeff mumbles "you seem real concerned about it". Jeff & Jessie start up with their Irish accents...Laura & Jordan talk about being naked again...Jordan says Casey walked in on her today and she had her boob pop out and Casey was like 'excuse me' and left until she was done...Jordan says she doesn't care about her boobs. Jeff mumbles he has to shower...Jordan hears him and says why shower if he's just going to go back outside and get all smelly anyways...Jeff says it's a good call. Laura says to Jessie that Jeff's body does look like Ben's if Jeff were buffer...Jessie calls Jeff back into the room...Laura says Ben is Jeff's size but if Jeff worked out 7 days a week...Jeff puts his finger up to his teeth and says "wtf are you saying?" LOL Laura says Ben has bigger boobies, he's got big tatties (?)...Jeff in his Irish accent says "I think she's full of shit"...Laura is saying something about Ben being not as big as Jessie when Jessie asks Jeff what he weighs...Jeff says 190lbs. Jessie asks "how tall are you?"...Jeff says "5'11, 6 foot like this (w/ sneakers)" Laura says "he's just more muscular, you have to see him if I get pictures"...Jordan is smiling like crazy at Jeff...Laura says he's not huge like Jessie he's just got...Jeff interrupts saying "he's ripped, his dick's that long (holds his hands out a foot long) and he's (inaudible)" Jeff says "dude, hook me up with this dude" 😂 Chima cackles and they all laugh...Laura says he is vascular like Jeff with muscle definition but he's not big...Jessie says he & Jeff weigh the same except he's got an ant on his right nipple LOL Jeff brushes it off saying he has ants everywhere, f**k off and he walks away doing his Irish schtick with Jessie. Jordan is coy about Jeff 12:11-12:14pm Jordan, Laura, Chima, Ronnie & Natalie are dozing off in the RR...Jeff has just been in there but walks away. Jordan immediately says that maybe after the show she can get herself an older man...Chima says that would be easy breezy, they like younger women...Laura says "how old is Jeff?"...Jordan gets this look on her face and protests "oh my God!"...Laura says she is just asking...Jordan says "oh, 31...I don't want Jeff after the...that...he lives somewhere else"...Jordan guffaws...Chima says "you can move to Chicago"...Jordan says nuh-uh...Laura says Jordan isn't tied down to anything right?...Jordan says she farts in front of Jeff so...Chima says it means she really cares for him LOL Jordan says "no...that means a friend...I don't care...he's just somebody I feel I can really talk to in this house and I feel like I can just like tell him my problems, I have a lot of problems...just kidding"...Chima giggles and says Jordan is too young to have a lot of problems...Jordan says "I don't know"...Chima asks how old Laura & Jordan are...Jordan says she is 22, 23 in November...she wants to move after this show, she is serious, she wants to move away...Laura asks "to where?"...Jordan says she wants to explore, there's nothing in Charlotte for her...they joke around about Jordan moving into the Playboy mansion and then talk turns to Kendra on the Girls Next Door… The reunion of the couple 1:13-1:21pm Jeff & Braden are talking in the SS room, mostly about game...they also talk about how the food especially chicken goes so quickly and how messy everything gets, why don't people just clean up after themselves, then hey talk about how Chima is out in the RR napping in Jeff's bed and that is why he's in the SS room chilling on Jordan/Lydia's bed. Jordan walks in just after the 1:16pm mark she says Jeff is in her spot and Jeff says no...Jordan goes to the other side of the bed and gets in...Braden says she has some nice sun...Jordan says "I do". Braden says "aww, the reunion of the couple" 😍 LOL Jordan & Jeff laugh. Braden says "the friend couple"...Jordan says "there ya go"...Jordan compares her tan to Jeff's and says she is tanner...Jeff says Jordan's legs are really tan...Braden says Jordan is looking good, nice & sunny...Jordan says thank you...she adjusts her mic and puts away something on the dresser...Jeff smiles at her and compares arms again...Braden asks if Jordan has been outside?...Jordan says no...Braden asks if she's been just running around causing havoc?...Jordan nods yes, she says she is tired...Jeff says he is too from...Jordan says "from what?"...Jeff says "we just been tawkin' "...Jordan smiles and says mmm, hmm. Braden's kooky self continues with this "what if we both married Jordan, would that be alright with her? we're like yeah"...J&J giggle...Braden says "that's the deal...we'll feed you ribs...and beans"...Jeff says "and hot dawgs"...Jeff laughs and says "hey hot dawg"...Jordan says she just ate a salad and it was good...Jeff says "hot dog"...Braden asks what she put in it? hot dogs?...Jordan says no!...Jeff says "what are you having for dinner? hot dog?"...Braden says "weiners?"...Jordan puts up her hand to Jeff's face and says Jeff is going to drown her for 30 seconds, she asks Jeff if that's what it was?...Jeff says she has to scratch his back for 30 minutes...Jordan says heck no...Jeff says "did you just like do that (roll her eyes)...like 40"...Jordan giggles. Braden asks if they were on a 24 hour timeout yesterday?...Jeff says then the explosion happened and then they had to hug each other...Jordan says she was mad, really mad...Braden asks why?...Jordan says she was just mad because she was being thrown in it. Jeff says he was shaving his chest in the shower and he almost cut his nipple off ...Jordan takes a peek and starts giggling...Jeff explains he was shaving and had soap in his eye and swiped at it and thought he cut it off, it still stings...Braden says he's probably going to be nipple-less man. Jeff cracks up and says "I'm probably not going to be able to feed my babies" Jeff says "that's all, they gotta work on the right side" haha...Jordan says that's up to the woman ...Jeff says "it is?" LOL...J&J smile at each other… Braden says what about his wiener, he could stick that in...Jeff says "dude, that's your kid, you sick bastard" LOL Braden says "milk me bitch"...J&J laugh...Jeff calls Braden a sick bastard again. Braden asks "Jeff, you going to have kids soon?"...Jeff says "like what, in the next couple of weeks?"...Braden says "like tonight?...no, like in the next 10 years?"...Jeff says "oh for sure, yeah I'm looking to start a family"...Braden says "start spermin'?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan laughs at Braden...Jeff says "yeah for sure". Jordan sits up and asks Braden for his purple eye mask...Braden throws it over after some hesitation...Jordan leans back and puts it on and asks "why does it have balls in it?"...Jeff says "cuz it's weighted" while Braden says it's because she likes balls on her chin...Jeff cracks up! Jordan asks what the weight does?...Jeff says so that it doesn't fall off...Jordan says "Jeff!"...Braden says you put it in the freezer and it cools you down...Jordan asks if it bothers him when he sleeps?...Jeff realizes that Jordan was shushing him when she said Jeff! and says to her "did you just say Jeff like (be) quiet?"...Jordan says boo and Jeff rolls his eyes and closes them. Jordan changes the subject (her specialty, lol) and says it's a ghost town outside, only Russell & Kevin were out there...Jeff says it's steamy hot...Jordan agrees...Jeff says that's why he's taking today off...Jordan says she is too. Crunk/Summer jams 1:21-1:25pm Braden asks what the girls have been saying...Jordan doesn't offer up much hope...Braden says that it was mean that Jordan said she felt bad Braden was leaving...Jordan didn't mean it that way...Jeff says Jordan was all crunked last night...Jordan says she wasn't and for Jeff not to say the word crunked...Jeff says she can't stop him from saying that...Jordan says he can't say that, it's so "2000". Jeff asks Braden if he likes crunked?...Braden sings that he does...Jordan repeats that it's so year 2000. Jeff says "alright, the point of the story is that you were drunk"...Jordan insists she was not...Jeff & Braden disagree...Jordan says she was tipsy...Jeff briefly sings... Jeff asks "you ever hear that song?"...Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff in an exaggerated Jordan accent says "that's so 1989!"...Braden says "that was way back when"...Jeff says something about hot dogs again and Jordan says "wow" and changes the subject back to the purple eye mask. LOL Jeff wants Jordan to give it to him so he can see what everybody's talking about...she gives it to him and he puts it on...Jeff says "is there like Eucalyptus in here?"...Jordan says "what is that? it's such a big word"...Braden says it's a tree leaf and a type of tree...Jordan puts on Jeff's UCLA hat and says "a tree leaf?"...Braden says it's a scent. Jordan briefly sings Sexy Can I by RayJ...Jeff says "Ray J"...Jordan says you know it?...Jeff says "that was my summer jam last year"...Jordan says "you are such a dork"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan mocks Jeff saying "that was my summer jam, let's get crunk"...Jeff says "so now you can't say summer jams? that one I'm not changing"...Jordan says what Jeff said about his summer jam sounded stupid...Jeff says "why did that sound stupid?"...Jordan says "cuz you said this is my summer jam". Jeff repeats that it was his summer jam last year...Jordan laughs and says "don't say that, you just look like a dork when you say that"...Jeff says "whaddaya mean I look like a dork?...while I have a purple thing on my face?" Jeff laughs...Jordan repeats what Jeff said about his "jam"...Jeff says "that was my summer jam last year, how does that sound stupid?"...Jordan says you have to say that was my song last year, not jam because when he says jam that sounds so gay. Jeff says "listen, I like the way I say jam"...Jordan says "and I don't like crunk either". Jeff says "listen, I don't like the way you say hot dawgs"...Jordan says "crunk was year 2000, we're in year two thousand and........nine"...Jeff says "I was so waiting for you to say the wrong year"...Jeff has whipped off the mask and given it to Jordan who puts it back on...Jeff says crunk wasn't from 2000...Jordan says 2005 because she has a shirt that says "Legally Crunk"...Jeff says crunk is in the dictionary now...Jordan says it just sounds stupid so he can't say that...Braden asks "crunk is in the dictionary?"...Jeff cracks up, Jordan laughs...Braden doesn't think so...Jeff says it is, right next to Technotronics 🤣 Jordan says she is trying to sleep...Braden asks for his mask back and the feeds switch to the bathroom… JJ & Braden laughs 1:29-1:34pm Feeds return to the SS room just after the 1:29pm mark with Jeff laughing and Jordan saying "yeah right"...Jeff says "you don't think I talk to chicks?"...Jordan says "yeah, I'm sure you do"...Braden asks Jordan if she just said what she said and says "I would hope so"...Jeff laughs...Braden says "I would hope you'd have some kind of girlfriend"...Jeff, speaking about Jordan says "no, cuz she goes, cuz we're like, we crossed our arms and she's like, I got boys watching back home...Jordan's a little playa"...Braden says that Jordan hustles guys for free dinners...Jeff says "I know, stick to your side of the bed hoochie mama" LOL and he pushes the cover away. Braden says when she doesn't get any action she leaves...Jeff says "I'm outta here"...Jordan reaches back with her hand and touches Jeff's...Jeff says "don't touch my skin the rest of the trip" (well that didn't go exactly as planned :) )...Jordan says awww and rubs his hands. Jordan sits up and says she doesn't know why but she usually likes the assholes...Jeff says "I don't know why but move over" They start play fighting...Braden says guys being dickheads to you? but Jordan ignores it and tells Jeff she has fat arms...Jeff says she has tan arms right now and they compare arms... Jordan points out how Braden is with his purple mask...Jeff says he is maxin' and relaxin', he likes the Eucalyptus in the mask, helps you breathe...Jeff says he likes that spray for the steam room, it opens up your sinuses...Braden says he wants a steam room for his house...Jeff says me too, he thought there would be a sauna in here...Braden says you gotta "do it" in a steam room, it's the best...Jeff says he never does that, how is he supposed to, it's in his gym...Braden says get your own steam room bitch...Jordan laughs...Jeff asks how Braden pulled that off?...Braden says he was in a steam room...Jeff says "at who's house, where?"...Braden says "this girl's house"...Jeff mishears and says "what was his name?"...Braden says "Tyrone...Jenkins" Jeff laughs and says "Tyrone Jenkins in the steam room" LOL Jeff & Jordan look at each other… and then Jordan makes this face and asks Jeff if he can see her… Jeff says yes, he has his contacts in...Jordan says she ate a salad...Jeff says she told him, was it delicious?...Jordan says it was good...Braden says a good snack for later would be tuna melts...Jordan says "what's up with y'all and tuna?"...Jeff says they definitely can, it's a snackeroo on rye bread and they can brown it, Casey made some and diced up little pickles...Jordan just watches Jeff talk...Braden says they can have the fresh tuna later, all 44 buckeroos of it. Jeff asks Jordan if she's doing her exercises...Jordan mmm, hmm's and says she feels they are kind of stiff...Jeff says "they loosen up when you do that?"...Jordan says "hmm, that's why I am supposed to do them"...Jeff closes his eyes and holds up his hand as if to say don't get testy...Jeff says how hard is it to just sit there and do that, he'd play with them all the time...Jordan says no, it's different when you have them...Jeff asks why? is it hard to do or you just forget?...Jordan says she just forgets...Jeff just thinks she doesn't want to...Jordan says mmm, mmm...Jeff asks if she's getting crabby?...Jordan protests "no! you always think I'm crabby". Jeff closes his eyes again, lol, and they both quiet down for a bit...feeds switch to the LR… Jordan telling time struggle 1:37-1:44pm Feeds return to the SS room with Jordan saying she wants to go see if she can lay down in the other hard bed to see if she can sleep better...Jeff says go ahead...Braden says it's not that comfortable...Jeff says have fun, why doesn't she just lay in the floor...Jeff asks if "what's her name" (Chima) is still sleeping in his bed otherwise he'd leave her alone, he gets what she's hinting at...Jordan says "shut up!"...Jeff says "you shut the ffff" and he smiles...Jordan says "excuse me?"...Jeff says "I didn't say it did I?"...Jordan repeats "excuse me?"...Braden says "Jeff's pissed"...Jeff says "yeah, fu**ing throwing stones all the time, I get the secret messages, I decode them"...Jordan turns to look at Jeff, rolls her eyes and turns back...they are quiet for a bit. Jordan then says "I miss my watch"...Jeff says "your watch? I miss like going out, you ever go out and forget your watch..." Jordan says she just misses her watch because it's pretty, she can't really tell time on a watch...Braden giggles and says that's funny...Jeff says "you don't know how to tell time on a clock?"...Jordan says "I mean I do but kind of not really, I mean I always have to guess kind of like, like when it's in between I'm like"...Jeff makes an incredulous spitting sound and says "you'd beat Technotronics with that and five other ones"...Braden says "yeah times a billion". Jeff says "you can't tell time on a...dude, she doesn't know who Al Pacino is"...Braden says wtf?...Jordan says she is sure she would know him if she saw him...Jeff says "she doesn't know what egg whites are"...Jordan says she does. Jeff asks "where is the big hand and the little hand when it's 11:32?"...Jordan says 11:32? hang on...Jeff says point with your hands...Jordan says it's like when the short hand is in between and you have to go backwards, she never knows if it's either 8 or 7, you know? Jeff smiles and is like ...Jordan says she always likes the digital clocks, when she'd ask the time and people would say "a quarter to", she'd turn around and ask someone else until someone would say like 8:25. Jeff asks if she doesn't get when they say "a quarter to?" Jordan says she doesn't get it when people say times in that way...Jeff says "so if someone says it's a quarter to eight, you don't know what time it is?"..;Jordan says "no"...Braden says "wow"...Jordan says her mom will say it that way and she has to ask her mom and her mom will say "Jordan, a quarter to" and she never gets it. Jeff says "how many quarters are in an hour?"...Braden says "yeah that's it"...Jordan mumbles 25? (she's obviousy confusing quarters as in the money, 25 quarters in a dollar with 4 quarters (15 minutes) in an hour)...Jeff repeats "how many quarters are in an hour?"...Jordan says 4...Jeff says right, now how long are each quarter?...Jordan says 25...Jeff says no, how many minutes in an hour?...Jordan says 60...Jeff says divide that by 4...Jordan says 60 divided by 4?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan starts doing the mental math and says hang on...Jeff starts laughing and says "Jordan man, holy f**k, I can't believe I'm having this conversation...dude, is this a real conversation?". Jordan keeps saying 25...Jeff says "Jordan, that's 100"...Jordan sits up and says "wait, hang on"...Jeff starts asking her again and Jordan tells him to shut up and she starts dividing again...Jeff says "what's half of 60?"...Jordan says 30...Jeff says "what's half of 30?"...Jordan says 15...Jeff says "ok, how many quarters are in an hour?"...Jordan doesn't know and panics, tells Jeff to shut up and says 45?...Jeff says "Jordan!" (love how he says this)...Jeff says the answer is 15 Braden says 15, 30, 45, 60....Jeff says so if someone says it's a quarter til 8, it's 15 minutes til 8...Braden says it's 7:45...Jordan nods...Jeff says It's a quarter to 1, what time is it?...Jordan says 1:15...Jeff cracks up and says "oh my...come on! are you sleeping? or is this for real?"...Jordan giggles and lays her head down on Jeff's chest/armpit...Jordan tries to explain...Jeff says he said quarter to, like it's going to be...this is not a real conversation right now, is it?...Jordan says she hopes not...Jeff says "holy f**k, you better hope this doesn't air"...Jordan says it won't because she doesn't have her mic on ...Jeff says "wow, did that just happen?"...Jeff says "good thing there's no clocks in here"...Jordan says "hmm, why?"...Braden says "good thing there's no cameras" 🤣🤣 Jeff says "yeah good thing nobody heard that"...Jordan says "no, that's just the only thing I've ever had a problem with"...Jeff says "that's it? your scientific facts are straight?" ...Jordan tells the story about her and her sister cooking and Jordan didn't know what margarine was, she thought it was a vegetable oil...Ronnie walks in and of course answers immediately saying it's fake butter. Jeff says "good thing you're cute Jordan"...Jeff tells Ronnie he just missed an intellectual conversation...Braden says Ronnie would be LMAO...Ronnie says "why?"...Braden says they were going over quarters in an hour because Jordan doesn't know how to tell time on a hand watch...Jeff giggles...Jordan starts explaining to Ronnie and the feeds switch to the LR again... JeJo spat 1:48-1:54pm Feeds come back to the SS room with J&J talking with Ronnie & Braden. It is hard to hear at times what Jeff & Jordan are saying to each other because of loud Ronno, I think I got it all but the gist is that Jeff doesn't like Jordan's attitude and stone throwing... The feeds return just after the 1:48pm mark with Jeff laying down on his side facing away from Jordan and Jordan sitting up with her hand on Jeff's side/waist...Jeff says about wanting to hear from Jordan "something positive before I go to sleep, everything is negative in this house, you're supposed to be like my one..." Jordan says "friend?"...Jeff says "yeah". Braden says "you're the king of pool"...Jordan keeps patting Jeff's side...Jeff says "I do own Braden in pool"...they talk about pool...Jeff says to Jordan "you wanna scratch my back, that'll be positive but you have to do it for like 2 minutes"...Jordan rolls her eyes and says "nooo, I don't feel like it"...Jeff says "alright, don't do it" turns his face away and says "don't even touch me"...they talk about who farted and Jeff says he wishes he had one, he'd fire it out right now...Braden says "on Jordan?"...Ronnie says "dutch oven"...Jordan lays back down. (this part I will mostly try to say what J&J say as Ronnie & Braden are seemingly not even there in their eyes, lol) Braden says he promised his mom that he would try and get at least one vote or she would be really, really sad so he asks Ronnie for his...J&J laugh...Jeff tells Jordan that he told him to say that to each person in the house, that way he gets a vote from everybody. Jordan sits up again...Ronnie talks about bringing baby Jesus & kittens dying into it...Braden says it's Satan's room...Jordan keeps rubbing Jeff's side & leg...Jeff says the God & kittens dying thing makes him sad...somehow Ronnie starts talking about masturbation and God killing kittens everytime it happens (wtf?)...Jordan says wow...they talk about masturbation and Jordan says Ronnie doesn't have to, he has a wife, she's sure Braden does it all the time and Jeff does it regularly...Jeff says Braden's got all those lotions, that's why he took them all...Braden says "I wouldn't waste my lotion, my good shit on my coccyx" Jeff laughs and says "all the lotions you got from the Sheratons"...Braden says "that stuff burns"...Jeff cracks up! Jordan gets up and goes around to Jeff's side of the bed to put her flip-flops on, she tells Jeff she can't sleep...Jeff says "I am"...Jordan puts on her clip and says "you would sleep"...Jeff says "why don't you scratch my back if you can't sleep?"...Jordan says she'll do it tonight...Jeff says "what a liar"...Jordan says "I will tonight, promise"...they pinky swear on it...Jeff says "if you break a pinky promise everything's broke"...Jordan says "what's broke? our alliance?"...Jeff gives Jordan a look and says "get out...I don't like your attitude right now", Jeff shakes his leg, Jordan looks in the mirror...Jordan asks if the mirrors make you look bigger or is it just the way you are?...Braden says "no, you look fat" ...Jordan says "yay"...Braden says "no, not you". Jordan puts on her mic and (I think) says to Jeff "how come you're chilling?"...Jeff doesn't answer...Jordan says "hello!?"...Jeff waves the hand at her and then says "it's cuz I'm tired"...Jordan says "you're on my bad side"...Jeff says "you're on my f**ing bad side"...Jordan says "why?"...Jordan says "I didn't do anything", she picks up Jeff's shirt and says "here's your shirt...that's yours"...Jeff says "do you want it? it doesn't fit me"...Jordan with a low blow says "nah, I got Russell's"...Jeff says "are you serious? gimme that"...Jordan pats Jeff and says she's just kidding...Jeff says "gimme it, I wanna save it from someone who appreciates my shit"...Jordan gives it back hastily...Jeff says "is Chima still in my bed?"...Ronnie says she's out like a light...Jordan invites Ronnie to go to the pool with her...she says Sayonohra guys...Braden corrects her and she laughs...Ronnie asks if she's going to get in her suit...Jordan says yeah, she's just bored and she leaves. Jordan tries to engage Jeff 4:42-5:04pm Jordan & Ronnie are outside by the pool. Michele notices Jeff has come outside and says "hey Jeff"...a smile immediately comes upon Jordan's face... Jordan says "how was your sleep?"...Jeff says "pretty good, I zonked out"...Jordan smiles and says "huh?"...Jeff says "pretty good"...Jordan imitates Jeff's accent saying "pretty good"...Jeff rolls his eyes and continues stretching. Jordan looks down and says "I couldn't sleep Jeff"...Jeff says "I know, I could"...Jordan says "huh?"...Jeff repeats and asks why she couldn't sleep...Jordan says she doesn't know. Just after the 4:45pm mark Jordan approaches Jeff, who is on the elliptical, and asks why he's having an attitude with her...Jeff says he isn't, he smiled, he thanks Jordan for letting him take a nap today, he fell asleep pretty fast...a little more inaudible talk btw them and then Jordan goes inside to get her bikini top. Just after the 4:47pm mark Jordan comes back outside and pinches Jeff's butt as she walks by him. Jordan says "don't you hate it when people pinch your butt?"...Jeff responds no, he doesn't really have a butt...Jordan says her sister used to pinch her where it was so hard...Jordan gets called out by BB to put her mic on...Jordan says her mic fell in the pool...Jeff says "come on"...Jordan says she's serious...Jeff says he's sure they knew...Jordan says she was called into the DR right after. Just after the 4:56pm mark Ronnie and Jordan are talking about fate and destiny, Ronnie uses the example of Jordan becoming a multi-millionaire...Jordan says to Jeff "you hear that Jeff? I'm going to be a multi-millionaire"...Jeff says "you are?"...Jordan says "that's in my destiny"...Jeff says "congratulations"...Jordan says "serious!"...Jeff says "I'm serious too! I'm your friend no? hook a brother up...what are you gonna do? what's your millionaire idea?"...Jordan misunderstands and says she's going to buy a house...Jeff says "ok, what are you going to do with the money?"...Jordan says get a house, pay off bills, go to school...Jeff says "go to school?"...Jordan says "yup"...Jeff says "you're already a millionaire"...Jordan says "so? I still need the education"...Jeff says "aww, look at you always improving" :) ...Jordan giggles and says "always improving for the best". (interesting!) Jeff says "what would you give me?"...Jordan says a dime LOL...Jeff asks if he can get a fly ass car?...Jordan says "possibly"...Jeff says maybe a Lexus...Jordan says "possibly, I love Lexus, I love Range Rovers too"...Jordan then says her mom has an older model Lexus SUV. Just after the 5:00pm mark Jeff asks Jordan "did you just try to wink?"...Jordan says "huh?"...Jeff says "wink"...Jordan says "me?" and she winks...Jeff gets a kick out of her and giggles. Just before the 5:04pm mark Jordan gets out of the hottub, wraps herself in a towel, get her mic and walks inside, as she walks by Jeff he says "you look all sexy" 😍 Jordan whispers she's going inside to take a shower and she does... Cute but not so not cute married banter/stones thrown 7-7:10pm Jordan, Jeff, Chima & Natalie are in the kitchen...Jeff is eating taco salad...Jordan is milling about getting her salad ready, she's telling them that she likes to buy shots for everyone when she gets drunk, even though she gets a discount because she works in a bar, one night when she went out with her friends from work, she spent $200, she is too generous...Jeff says he gets very generous too when he gets crunked up...Jordan says he doesn't seem very generous...Jeff starts to ask Jordan if she doesn't think he would if he's drunk but says "get outta here...I don't wanna get pissed off"...Jordan says "no, start, I want to hear you get mad, start getting mad, raise your voice at me at Jeff" (poor Jeff :( )...Jeff keeps eating and shakes his head. Chima says "you guys are like a cute married couple"...Natalie says "yeah, I was thinking the same thing"...Jordan whispers "he's stupid" 😟...Natalie says "exactly, a married couple"...Chima says "they act just like one"...Jordan says "we've only known each other a week Jeff"...Jeff says "I didn't even say anything"...Jordan seasons her food...Chima says it provides good entertainment, keep going, it's like a soap opera, Bold & Beautiful (destiny! lol)...Ronnie comes in and joins them. Jeff says "she keeps throwing stones, I'm trying not to talk"...Jordan puts her hands to her ears and says "throwing stones, crunk, summer jam UGHHH"...Jeff says "uhh, what's going on, I'm just trying to eat a salad"...Jeff says "my vocabulary sucks, I scream, I'm cheap, what else? nobody likes me in here, what else?"...Jeff says "my spelling...we'll just get it all out there"...they eat...Jeff looks at Jordan and says "it's official now". Jordan says that whenever they're done here and someone wants him to do a club appearance they'd be like "alright guys we have a surprise guest tonight", guess who it is and then they'll be like TECH - NO - TRONICS!, she laughs...Ronnie says "you are relentless"...Jordan continues saying all the guys would be like "what a tool"...Chima chants "toona, toona, toona"...Jordan yells out with her hands up in the air "and everybody knows that the Technotronics man is cheap! and he will not buy one of you girls a drink!" Jordan looks all smug and satisfied but Jeff gets his stones in too and with good reason... Jeff says "wow"!...Ronnie even says "wow, that was hardcore, Jordan! laying into the man"...Jordan says "come on, say something else"...Jeff obliges and says "Jordan doesn't know how to tell time on a watch" (burn!)...Natalie laughs...Jordan says "shut up!"...Jeff says "yeah it's true...whaddya mean, you just killed me for a half hour"...Jordan says "no, it's not that I..." Jeff says "what time is it if it's a quarter past 8?"...Jordan says "shut up!!"...Jeff asks again...Jordan says "I don't know, stop!"...Jordan says she always learned how to tell time digitally like that (points to the stove)...Jeff says Jordan is going to have an appearance at a bar and she's not going to make it because she's not going to know what fu**ing time it is (ok that is pretty funny, lol )...the others laugh...Jordan says when she was young and people would say quarter to or quarter past, she wouldn't know and would ask until someone would tell her the time in number form, she also gets confused with the short hand and where it sits in between the two numbers, if you go back or forward...when she was in the hotel, they gave her a little clock and she was confused if it was 7 or 8 so she would go by how it looked outside. Jordan says "ok, are you happy now Jeff?"...Jeff says he didn't say anything, she was ripping on him and he can't say one little thing about her?...Natalie explains that a quarter is always 15, Ronnie chimes in too, Jordan says Jeff already tried to explain it to her, it's hard Technotronics...Chima asks if they didn't teach Jordan in 2nd grade? that's when she learned...Jeff says "I know"...Chima says Jordan is younger than her so it may be different...Jordan asks "weren't you confused at first?"..Jeff says "yeah when I was 4"...Jordan says she still has to ask her mom...Jeff asks what she does she do if someone asks her the time?...Jordan says her watch is broken...Jeff says "holy cow"...Jordan says that if people question why she is wearing one then, she says it's because she likes it and has had it for a really long time or she says something gay. Jeff says he doesn't know why she ripped on him, he could keep going but he'll let it slide...Jordan says to keep going...Jeff says "no way"...Jordan says "no, I want to hear it...come on Jeff"...Jeff says "I got nothing...the only other thing I got is I can't believe you don't know who Al Pacino is, it makes me sad"...Jordan says "if I saw him I would know"...Jeff asks if she has seen any gangster movies...Jordan says yeah, American Gangster but those are mostly guy movies...they go over Al Pacino movies and Jordan know who he is from Devil's Advocate. Jordan says she knows who he is now. Chima mentions loving Charlize Theron but she hasn't been in anything lately...Jeff says maybe it was after she showed up at the Oscars all orange & tanned...Jordan says to Jeff "how would you notice that?"...Jeff says because it was a big thing and I haven't seen her since, she's pretty though. They start talking about what she might be doing now...Jordan eats her salad, Jeff has just about finished his...Jeff leans over the counter towards her and whispers "why do you have to (?) my business in front of everybody?"...Jordan denies she does and says shut up... Jordan goes over to where Jeff is sitting and pats him...Jeff says "where you going?"..Jordan says "over here" and she sits next to him saying "you know you love me"...Jeff half laughs...Jeff says "you know you can just scratch my back for like 2 minutes and..." (meaning all will be forgiven)...Jordan says Jeff's shirt is nice...Jeff says "I told you"...Jordan starts rubbing circles on his shirt and says "maybe if you wear more shirts like this"...Jeff says "you'll scratch me?"...Jeff says "I have one more"...Jordan says "do you? rawrrrrrrr". Chima & Natalie talk about both sleeping upstairs with Jessie...Jordan asks if she can have Natalie's bed then because she has snorers...Jeff says it's bad in there, he'll take the light anyday, he kind of likes it because he has that fort and he gets cozy under there. They continue talking about snorers and other random stuff… BY chat Part 1 8:08-8:14pm Jeff & Jordan are sitting/lounging side by side on the couch in the BY...Casey is there with them, he's telling them about something but as usual, JeJo aren't paying too much attention LOL ...Jeff is moving his toes around...Jordan asks "why do your toes like that?"...Jeff says "you notice every single thing about me now or what?"...Jordan says no, she's looking at Casey and as she's looking at him in her left eye, she sees two big toes going back and forth and it irritates her...Casey says peripheral would have beat shotgun 🤣 Jeff says that would have been a good one...Jeff explains he doesn't know, he always has to move something so if he moves his toes he doesn't have to move a lot ykwim?...Jordan rolls her eyes and Jeff asks why she's doing it...Jordan says Jeff said ykwim...Jeff says "alright, I'll give you that one"...Casey says one of the most comfortable spots to sleep in is the couch they're sitting on (in the shade), Casey says the weather in Cali is so different than Florida, you just sweat there. Casey is excited he is hosting on nat'l TV...Jordan says he was a good host. Jessie comes out doing the Irish accent, Jordan asks where is that from?...Jeff says "Snatch"...they talk about Guy Richie movies...Jordan sits up and pats Jeff's arm that he places on her leg. Jessie sits down and they chat. Jeff is just amused with the fact that all they do is sit around all day...Casey says they're like lions in a den, cage, they sit around, go sniff some shit, LOL, look around, play with a little ball...Jeff says "dude, we don't even have a little ball"...talk turns to SNL & the character that always has to "one up" people (love Kristen Wiig!!)...Casey describes how she one ups to the 10th degree and then he imitates her (funny stuff)...Jeff says it's a good bit. Michele comes out and then Laura joins them with her newly curled hair...Jordan tells her it looks good...Casey starts one upping Laura LOL...Jeff says her hair looks like a Vidal Sassoon commercial...Jordan says "oh yeah like a Pantene Pro-V commercial"...Jessie starts bragging about his muscles and showing them off...Jeff goes "oh man"...Casey says "there goes the B-roll"...Jeff says "geez Louise"...Casey brings up the Penelope character again and does another imitation, they all laugh. Jessie starts talking about himself again (big surprise) then Russell comes out and they say how mad he looks all the time. Russell goes back in...Jordan pats Jeff's arm...Laura says her & Jeff match...Jordan says she had to put on black...Laura says so you can match him...Jeff says hers isn't as soft as his...Jeff asks Laura if she felt his shirt?...Laura says "yeah, he rubbed it on her face"...Jeff says "oh yeah"...J&J laugh...Jordan says he's so excited about his shirt...Laura tells them that earlier Jessie was in his posing trunks posing ...Casey notices a muscle Jessie has that he didn't even know existed and they go on about it for a bit...Jeff says let's go to the next subject LOL Jordan pats Jeff's arm and decides to move where she is sitting so everyone will have room to sit, she sits under Jeff's leg. BY chat - You know/Bully/Accent 8:16-8:26pm Jordan gets comfy sitting under Jeff's leg...Jessie has been talking about wrestling & fighting...Jeff says he has a buddy named Tony that is a fighter, he's only 145 but he's a jujitsu master, the way he talks he says "wtf dude", you could blast a 2x4 over this kid's face and he'd be like "dude, quit fu**ing around" LOL ...he's so tough this kid but when you roll around with him and shit, he'll tie you into a knot, in 30 seconds you're out, he could whip him off for as long as he can til he gets tired because he's 50 lbs heavier, but that only lasts for so long, you're always on the defensive, he knows a couple of moves but that's it, others will see if they can give it a try but after a couple of seconds that's it, why does everyone insist on trying. Jordan whispers to Jeff if he has chapstick?...Jeff says he does...Jordan asks if cares that she uses it?...Jeff says no...Jordan says they have the same problem and she giggles...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan giggles and says "so it doesn't matter...you know?"...Jordan puts on Jeff's chapstick. Jeff points out she said "you know"...Jordan says "God, I know"...Jeff says Jordan is going to say that back at home...Jordan says she's going to hate herself, she'll be mad at herself if she says that all the time...you know?...Jeff smiles and points...Jordan says "I didn't mean to say that"...Jeff says "I know but your friends will laugh"...Jordan says her friends won't laugh, they'll say shut up...Jeff says "you don't think they're gonna laugh?"...Jordan says they'll say shut up Jordan...Jeff's eyes open wide and says "are they going to fu**ing punch you?"...Jordan says "are you going to say Gucci?"...Jeff says "no...you want me to start it in the midwest?"...Jordan says he should say that to everybody "that's so Gucci"...Jeff says Gucci is a brand, he wishes a word she made up...Jordan says how about Gooch, say hey Guccies or hey Gooches. This was straight out of the Abbott & Costello "Who's On First" routine LOLOL Jeff asks the others "hey, what was on Different Strokes the bully, what was his name? Gooch? the Goocher?"...Casey says "who's name?"...Jeff says "the bully on Different Strokes"...Casey says "the bowly?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan pats Jeff's belly real hard...Jeff explains again...Casey says "of course, whatcha talkin' about Willis"...Laura says "the bully"...Casey says "oh the bully?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Casey starts laughing and says he thought Jeff said "bowly b.o.w.l.y"...Jeff says "the bowly, the bowly"...Jordan says "bully"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan repeats "bully"...Casey says "we're going bowling, send me the bowl"...Jeff says "send me the bowl". Then Jessie gets in on it and says say "bull"...Jeff does...Jessie says "bull"...Jeff says it again...Jessie says Jeff is saying "bowl"...Jeff says "like the Bulls?"...they make fun of the fact he sounds like he's saying bowls not bulls...Casey says it's his accent, don't get mad, it seems like he's getting a little worked up...Jordan giggles...Jeff says "you know what the f**k I'm saying, you know like a bowly?"...Laura yells "bully!"...Jeff says he just said that...they all laugh at Jeff's expense...Jordan raises her voice and says "bull, bully, b.u.l.l.y."...Jeff yells "BOWL"...they all laugh...Casey says "like Raging Bull"...Jeff says "Raging Bowl"...they laugh...Jeff says "dude, I'm saying it"...Jordan emphasizes how to say buuulllll...Jeff says bowl... Casey cracks up and Jeff says "get outta here before I go somewhere I don't wanna go"...Casey cracks up saying "show's over" Jeff says "enough of those sound bites"...Jordan says toona, now they have another word...Casey tries to get Jeff to say bull again by talking about bullfighting...Jeff says he's got it...he doesn't know how he's saying it wrong...what is he saying?...they explain he's saying bowl when it should be bull, they go over it once again this time with the word bullshit...Casey says it's ok, he has an accent. Jeff asks again what the his name was...the Gooch?...Casey says he doesn't know his name...Jeff thinks it was the Goocher, wth was his name?...Jordan says "who?"...Jeff says she wouldn't know...they go back to the difference in the way Jeff says bowl (as in cereal) and bull (as in Chicago Bulls)...he manages to say them differently at least one time...Jeff is obsessed with remembering the bully's name and asks again, still no answer...Jordan tries to help him again by saying bull and bowl...Casey says the funny thing is Jordan trying to teach Jeff about accents, therein lies the irony right there LOL Jeff asks Jordan to say hot dog (not hot dawg)...Casey repeats hot dawgs, hot dawgs...Jeff asks if she can talk in an accent?...Jordan says "what kind? northern?"...Casey says New Jersey?...Jordan says they heard this already...Casey says he didn't...Jeff asks if she can do an English accent? Irish?...Jordan says hold on, one at a time...Jordan tells them in a NJ accent about the lady who comes into her salon and says her daughter is getting her hair done and if they need anything to give her a call...Jeff & Casey agree that was pretty good, Jeff says it's like the girl from My Cousin Vinny… BY chat - Part 2 8:27-8:30pm Jeff, Jordan & Michele are left outside and they are talking about drinking and getting a buzz. Jordan says she wants wine...Jeff starts raising his voice and says "me too, I don't want beer, why does everyone get to drink wine, I'm taking a wine today, oh well, time to switch it up!"...Jordan says "you need to calm down, you're like loose on your patience"...Jeff says "yeah because I don't like stuff...ykwim...why do I gotta, you drink the beer now, we're all living together, everyone thinks they can fu**ing take whatever they want and do whatever they want all the time and say whatever they want all the time, no". Michele says "oh Jeff, you need a hug"...Jordan says "mm, yeah"...Jeff says "or a glass of wine"...Jordan asks if they think they would have any now? no...Michele doesn't think now...Jeff says they've been giving it to them pretty regularly...Michele says they'd be boring without it...Michele asks if they ate?..Jordan says yeah...Michele goes to the hottub...Jeff puts on his chapstick and Jordan says "everybody left us"...Jeff says "what else is new"...Jordan says it's probably because they're sitting like this...Jeff says no, it's because they're all eating, they're all waiting for that tuna...Jordan gives Jeff a look and Jeff says how else is he supposed to say it...Jordan says "fish"...Jeff says "they're all eating that fish". Michele complains she is losing weight on the BB diet...Jordan wishes she had that problem, she keeps looking in the mirror and her arms look fat...Jordan says to Jeff "my arm looks fat, it's your fault"...Jeff says "why?"...Jordan says "you let me eat"...Jeff says "no I don't, I tell you to work out and stuff and eat better but you just grab pizza and cookies"...Jordan says "I know, I love them, aren't they so good?"...Jeff says they are good...Jordan asks how her arms look and starts jiggling them...Jeff says they don't look fat...Jordan says they do, they jiggle...Jeff says then she has to do something about that...Jordan says she's going to go home looking fatter...Jeff giggles...Jordan says "then nobody is going to want me if I go back looking fat"...Jeff says "oh shut up"...Jordan says she is serious, no guys like big girls...Jeff says "you're not a big girl"...the feeds switch to the GR. BY Chat - Jordan tries to calm Jeff 9:01-9:15pm Jordan joins Casey, Jeff & Michele in the BY. Everyone is enjoying libations, Jeff & Jordan are both drinking a glass of wine. Jordan sits herself down next to Jeff. Jeff is sitting up with his feet on the table, Jordan sits upright too, when Jeff leans back and stretches out, Jordan sits back as well and they entwine arms. Jeff says she doesn't have to scratch him and pulls his arm back. Jordan grabs it and starts scratching. Jordan asks Michele if she fell asleep while laying out...she says she woke up burnt...they start talking about fake ID's...Michele tells the story of how the cops confiscated her driver's license thinking it was fake but she was 21...then they talk about the state troopers and Jeff wonders if they're called the Staties...Laura comes out and joins them...Jeff asks if Good Will Hunting is like the best movie in the Boston area, it's one of his favorite movies...they start talking about words associated with high school and the feeds switch to the GR just before the 9:04pm mark. Laura says maybe they should do her hair in a mohawk...Jordan says "omg, you can't shave it"...Laura says she was just kidding, there's no way in hell she would do that...Jordan says her neither, she would cry, she'd be so mad...Jeff asks Jordan "how much would it take you to shave your head?"...Jordan says "a million dollars" Jeff says "a million?"...Jordan says "you would have to pay me a lot of freakin money"...Laura says not a dime less than a half a million dollars and she would do it...Jeff incredulously says "a half a million dollars!?...250 thousand dollars and you wouldn't do it?"...Jordan says "more than 250, more than 250 thousand, swear to God!"...Laura says "no!"...Jordan says "it's a girl thing"...Michele to be different says "hair grows (back)". Jeff tries to explain that it's a year's salary and your hair will grow back in a year...Laura says "a year salary? you think we make that much in a year?"...Jeff gets agitated and says "that's what I'm saying, it's a 5 year salary!"...Jordan says "lower your tone". Jeff goes mute LOL...Laura says of course she is exaggerating, for 250 thousand she would do it. Jordan tells Jeff her stomach hurts...Jeff touches her leg and asks if she needs something...Jeff asks her "you would do it for 250?" Jordan says no, she'd have to bribe them for more, for like 700 thousand...Michele laughs and Jeff makes a face and says "where'd you get that number?"...Casey says 10 thousand dollars...Laura says "hell no"...Jordan shakes her head and says no, she says "at least 100 thousand"...Jeff says that's a year's salary...Jordan swears to God she would not shave it if not for more than 100 thousand...Jeff says "100G,s, you wouldn't shave your head?"...Casey says 50G's...Jordan says "no, not 50, more, I'm dead serious, more"...Casey says "how much money do you make?". Jeff says he would cut off a pinky for that...Jordan says taxes will take half of it...Jeff says we'll give you tax free...Laura & Jordan agree on 100 thousand...Jeff says you'd be stupid not to...Jordan says no... Jeff leans back and says "quit telling me to, no actually keep telling me that because I do get loud sometimes"... Jordan says "I'm just helping you out"... Jeff squeezes her knee and says "I know"... Jordan says "it's anger management"... Jeff says "I did it, you're right, I said you're right, they don't always have to go back and forth" :) They go back to talking about the 50G's tax free and mohawks...Laura says she wouldn't be able to work if she did her hair in a mohawk...Jordan says me neither...Jeff says "work where?"...Laura and Jordan both say she does promotions"...Jeff says she'd have a year off"...Laura says 50 grand, she can make that in a year...Jeff says she's not working though...Laura says she would rather work, she needs 100 thousand...Jeff raises his voice again and says "what do you mean sit around, you can do whatever you want just because you have a shaved head!?"...Jordan taps Jeff's arm and whispers "lower your tone"...Jordan gives him a look and Jeff says he understands...Jordan says "you're getting mad"...Jeff says "because it's kooky to think that". Jeff asks Braden "you shave your head for 50 thousand dollars?"...Braden says he would shave his balls for 50 bucks. LOL Jeff asks what would a guy have to do to match that?...Braden says "a cock ring?"...Jordan says "Braden, you're so random, we'll miss you"...Jeff says "don't start"...Jordan says "I'm just kidding, I love you". BY Chat - sex talk 9:22-9:28pm The feeds return to the BY just before the 9:22pm mark with the group talking about threesomes..Jordan is saying something to Michele about her husband, she says "what if your husband wanted to join?"...Michele says that would be ok...the others say that is nice...Laura says she always thought about that...Jordan thinks she would be too jealous...Jeff says if he paid attention more to her than you...Michele says she's ok with that...Braden says it would be awkward...Jeff says it would be really awkward...Jordan says she wouldn't like seeing him being more into the other girl than her...they agree it would have to be with a random...Laura says it would be hard to be in a relationship and be in love with somebody and then have another girl and wonder if he liked her more...Jeff says "even if it's a random?"..Laura says "yeah what if he was lusting after her?"...Jeff says you would be so jealous if you saw him pumping some chick in front of you...Laura says "f**k yeah". Jeff says "and a lot of those times when that happens you can't even have sex with that other girl...not saying I know"...Jeff says he doesn't, for real, he doesn't do that...Laura says "you don't do what?"...Jeff says he doesn't do that for sure, it would end the relationship especially if he liked someone...Laura says it's not worth it...Jeff says it's not...Laura says "don't f**k with something that ain't broken"...Jeff says "right". Jordan says if her and Braden were dating and they & Laura had one...Braden says they might as well, they're on a team, let's do this shit now...they laugh...Jeff says "is the GR open?"...Jordan continues saying that if her and Braden were doing it and she saw that he was more into Laura, she'd be like wait, why is he acting more into her, he should be acting more into me even though it's supposed to be all fun...Jordan says she would be jealous...Jeff says she would be...Jordan then gives the example of a threesome of Braden, Jeff & Michele...Jeff says there would be no jealousy there...Braden says she would love it...Michele giggles...Braden & Jeff laugh...Braden says Michele is going to have sweet dreams tonight...Jeff says the GR is getting worked tonight...Braden says double time. Jordan says she wants someone to hook up in one of those rooms...Laura says Jordan & Jeff should...Jordan says nooo...Jordan says she wants Michele to hook up with Braden...Braden says that's not possible...Michele says that is called cheating and it will lead to divorce papers at the end of the show 🫢 Jeff says unless she gets a letter in her HOH basket giving her the go ahead, here's a bottle of wine, go for it. Ronnie comes out and Jordan says "hey we hear you're a little horny"...Jeff says "geez Jordan"...Michele says that married people get horny in this house...Jeff says that Michele said she was horny and then someone else that is married might be horny...Ronnie admits being sequestered away from your spouse is the hardest thing...Jordans asks Ronnie how he approaches his wife when he wants to do it...Ronnie says he can't talk about that, they're teachers...Jeff says they're people too. Jeff says "how much sex do you think you'd have in the hotel room for a week if it was just you and her"...Ronnie says OMG and doesn't answer...Jeff says he was thinking about that, what if you got locked in here with some chick, we'd just be banging all the time...Jordan says "really?"...Jeff says "what else are you gonna do, you can't leave the room, there's no TV"...Jordan says "you'd just keep doing it?"...Jeff says "yeah...what do you mean roll your eyes, what else are you going to do? all there is is lunch and"...Jordan says "banging and showering and banging"...Jeff says "and then they give us some coloring books"...Jordan says "oh yeah!"...they talk about the various things they got in sequester (model airplanes, toy trucks). Ronnie asks if anyone saw the Bollywood wedding?..Jeff says he did, that was the highlight of his night...Jordan asks what a Bollywood wedding is and they explain it's an Indian wedding...Jeff says he saw a jewish wedding too, it was cool, he watched it from his window. They talk about the various views they had from their hotel room. Michele says she got the VIP room, Braden says he had two balconies...Jeff says he only had a window...Kevin comes outside and Jordan encourages him to shake it...he does. :) Talk dies out and Jeff gets up shortly afterwards… Jordan hooks up Jeff 9:57pm All the HG's are outside except for Jordan and Ronnie who have just gone to the SR to get alcohol...they bring out the beer that BB has given them. Jordan pours 2 glasses, one for her, one for Laura (Budweisers) and grabs 2 more cans and starts walking outside, she sees Jeff standing by the open sliding door and she calls out in a hushed voiced "Jeff!" and hands him a beer...Jeff says "my girl...thanks for hooking me up" :) She hands Casey the other one and goes outside… Drunk 20 questions 10:29-10:31pm The HG's are all outside talking and playing 20 questions. The couches are all filled up so Jeff stands on the patio. Jordan joins him and they do a little flirtatious dance with each other, Jeff puts his arm on the small of Jordan's back and Jordan almost grabs for Jeff's arm but stops herself because she's self concious of the others. Jordan keeps whispering in Jeff's ear, it's pretty inaudible for the most part but she does say that they shouldn't have given up their spot on the couches. This goes on for about a minute and a half. It's pretty cute. Too bad the only camera angle was from far away. JeJo touchy feely 11:10pm While the HG's play "Julie says" in the BY, Jeff & Jordan are eliminated and then get touchy feely. Jordan is sitting on the fridge, Jeff is standing. Jeff touches Jordan's leg and Jordan holds onto Jeff's arm, she squeezes his neck and whispers in his ear about Michele. They giggle at how drunk Michele is. Bathroom meet up Part 1 11:17-11:20pm Jordan is in the bathroom and Jeff meets up with her there. Jordan is making a face and Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says she has a gas bubble, she needs to fart...Jeff says "blow one"...Jordan says she is trying to...Jeff goes to open the bathroom stall door and Jordan says "look, I thought this was a spider" and she shows him, Jeff looks...Jordan says "it's not a spider stupid"...Jeff says "why'd you call me stupid?"...Jordan says "cuz"...Jeff says "that was weird" and he washes his hands. Laura who is in there too says "my knees hurt, f**k red light, green light"...Jordan says hers hurt too. Jordan says "Dr. McDreamy"...Jeff giggles and walks towards Jordan who holds out her hands to hug him, they hug and then Jordan says he has to help us...Jeff says help you what?...Jordan holds her leg out and says "doctor"...Jeff says oh, you want me to help you...Jordan who still has her arm around Jeff's neck says she's just kidding, sarcasm. Laura leaves… Jeff says everyone is getting along so nice...Jordan giggles and covering her mouth with her hands says it's because of the alcohol...Jordan holds her belly and says her stomach hurts...Jeff says "what's wrong? take a poop"...Casey comes in and Jeff uses the bathroom first telling Casey to entertain Jordan...Casey tells a random non-joke...Jordan says she doesn't get it...Jordan complains her stomach hurts, she's gassy...Jeff comes out and washes his hands...Jordan complains to Jeff her stomach hurts, Jeff doesn't know what to tell her...they get called outside to join in on the fun… Bathroom meet up Part 2 11:57pm Jeff & Jordan are getting ready for bed. Jeff takes off his contacts and puts on his glasses...Jordan is brushing her teeth and gargling, she finishes up, approaches Jeff and whispers in his ear something inaudible (I think something about looking in a mirror, Russell staring, something being obvious)...Jordan and Jeff's faces are mere inches apart...cute moment of closeness.

July 16 BY chat - Positivity/JJ loyalty 12:53-1:04am Jeff, Jordan & Laura are outside chatting. Laura says she's going to bed, she gets up...Jordan says she is so skinny...Laura says she's gained a lot of weight in this house...Jordan says no, she has...Jeff says "oh shut up" :) ...Laura goes inside. Jordan & Jeff congratulate each other on doing a good job in rallying votes for Braden. They semi high five each other...Jeff says they came a long way. Jordan says just a couple of days ago she wanted to cry...Jeff says that her, him & Braden were going to have lunch in LA...they laugh...they talk about how they were 99% sure Braden was leaving and now he's staying...Jordan says Chima has no clue...Jeff says the other side is going to come after him because they automatically assume he was behind this, he kind of was...Jordan says it was both of them...they say they did good, Jordan is proud...Jeff says Lydia is going to feel like so stupid, what an idiot...Jordan says they turned the whole thing around, it's good being nice...Jeff says they were just real, didn't change who they were...Jordan says that Natalie makes her cringe...Jeff says that Natalie lies, she lied about a conversation to Jessie. They discuss Michele & Russell...Jordan says she knows people laugh at what she says and that Russell told Michele that he hates ditzy blondes...Jeff says "whatever"...Jordan says "I'm not ditzy"...Jeff says "you're a little bit ditzy but it's cute"...Jordan's mouth drops and she says "you think so? I don't think so"...Jeff pinches her cheek and says "you're alright"...Jordan says she's not like Holly (BB5)...Jeff says "nah, she's annoying, you're not annoying, you're funny...whatever, it's who you are, you're real to who you are and who cares"...Jordan says "I don't want people to think I'm ditzy, I don't act ditzy" Jeff says "you don't act ditzy?"...Jordan says just because she didn't know the time?...Jeff laughs...Jordan says she's just honest...Jeff says she's cute, to not worry about it...Jordan says she's just real, she zones out & doesn't listen, if she's not interested she gets sidetracked "you know"? Jeff says he knows ;) ...Laura says she's saying "you know" ahhhh! Jeff says Braden too. LOL Jordan says Braden owes them his life...Jeff says they go to bat for their people...Jordan says they're the leaders...Jeff says he doesn't want to be but they are, whatever. Jeff says he stayed positive, it all goes back to what his boss told him, just like he told Jordan before...Jeff says if you stay positive and focused on what you want good things happen to you and you get what you want, it's right and it comes true and his boss tells them, when he's doing his speeches some people say whatever, that's bullshit but if you really listen and believe, some of his good friends like Mimmo, they make the most money in the company, they all believe in that, they all live their lives like that and they all do well...if you believe & think positivitely good things happen and you get where you want to go...Jordan says right...Jeff says his mind controls everything, if you're positive you can be anything...Jordan pokes fun at how he is saying stuff...Jeff says well, take it for what it's worth...Jordan says she is. Jordan asks if Jeff likes his job?...Jeff says he likes the people he works with, it's ok but it's not what he wants to do...Jordan asks what he wants to do?...Jeff hesitates and says we'll see what opportunities come, he'll stay positive...Jordan keeps pushing and asks what?...Jeff says different things...Jordan asks why can't he say?...Jeff says he could say it...he does LOL...he says he wants to do hosting for a travel channel, he wants to travel, do something like that but he doesn't want to say that and then seem like he's begging for a job...Jordan giggles...Jeff says he doesn't want to seem like he's begging, he'll get it on his own, he doesn't need it to be broadcasted. Jordan says "and?"...Jeff says he just wants to get into the industry more...Jordan says like a news reporter?...Jeff says no...Jordan says OMG, even though she doesn't watch sports she would love to be that girl...Jeff says Jordan would be a good host because, not to take it the wrong way but she is a little spacy, she doesn't care, she's so blunt, she could interviews, ask them uncomfortable questions, be her and it would be funny, he doesn't know if she'd be interested in that at all but she would be funny. Jordan says she's excited, she can't sleep...they need to talk to Ronnie...Jordan says doesn't it feel like they are on vacay?...with a bunch of nutty people? Jeff says yeah, on vacation with 11 other people you don't want there? 😂 Jordan says at least she has him, who is normal...Jeff agrees, says he doesn't want to think about it, he would have been bummed this week if she weren't there...Jordan says "awww really?"...Jeff says that's why, no matter what, through anyone else, he's taking her over anyone because she was the only one that was there for him all week, when everyone counted me out, he was poison to talk to and she even got yelled at a little bit for talking to him so that he doesn't forget 🥰 Jordan says Jeff went in and stuck up for her...Jeff says "that's cuz you were with me all week, of course I'm gonna go to bat for you, I'll take the bullets rather than you because you showed me what kind of person you were and that goes a long way with me you know? if I have loyal friends at home, I'm loyal to them til the end you know?...I'm being serious"...Jordan says she's listening, she doesn't know why he thinks she isn't listening...talk turns how her toenail polish is messed up, lol and to Jessie and how now all of sudden he's being all nice to them… BY chat - C/L & JJ talk 1:13-1:47am Laura comes outside to vent...Casey & Laura talk about the talk she has just had with Natalie, she is pissed about it and storms off to go talk to Jessie in the HOH room...Jeff is inside, Casey and Jordan are in the BY. Jordan tells Casey she likes him, he makes her laugh...Casey says he likes her too...feeds switch out & then return immediately...Casey and Jordan continue talking game, they are wondering what's going on up in that HOH room...Jeff comes back outside shortly after 1:18am...Casey tells Jeff what just happened with Laura...Jeff says he knew that was going to happen...Casey, Jeff & Jordan talk game, they explain in more detail why Laura stormed off, Casey says he should have kept Jessie out of the loop, he disappointed him. Jordan says she wants some cookie dough, she giggles and says she craves it every night... :) more game talk...Casey farts and Jordan giggles, she then tells the story of when she had a boy come over and her dad farted right in front of him and she was so embarrassed LOL Casey complains about how little sleep he gets in the house...Jordan gets up and starts walking away...Jeff, pointing out that Jordan's mic is tangled, says "you know that shit's between your legs right Jordan?"...Jordan fixes it and laughs, she goes inside...Jeff says "uhhh, Jordan" :) ...Casey says Jordan is a trip. Casey and Jeff talk game...Jordan comes back out with cookies...Casey poking fun at her says "eeeeeat Jordan, eeeeat, eeeeat"...Jeff says "oh my gawd"...Jordan just laughs and proceeds to eat her cookies and milk...Jeff says "why the f**k do you eat that?"...Jordan says she stress eats. Jordan tells them she can hear them up in the HOH arguing, they talk more game and Jeff says maybe he's paranoid but he thinks the whole conversation is about him...Jordan gets up to leave and asks if they want anything to drink?...Jeff says "why don't you make a butter shake?" Casey says "with sugar"...Jordan laughs and says she can't help it...Jeff says how about she put some pizza, butter & ice cream in the shake and bring it out there for them? Casey says see if Braden can blend it up!...Jeff laughs and says to get one of his recipes from when he lived in Russia...Jordan says that blender was his prized possession...Jeff says he knows, he made 35 shakes the first few days...Jordan says Braden would say he learned in Hawaii...Jeff laughs...Jordan goes inside again and Casey & Jeff keep talking game with long pauses of silence. Just before the 1:43am mark Jordan walks back outside and Jeff gives her the sweetest smile... Jordan sits down, they continue talking game and how tomorrow might go... Jeff shifts and lays down with his head on her lap...Jeff asks if she's going to scratch his back...Jordan starts scratching...Jeff says even if they want to go to sleep, Laura is going to come out and want to tell her story...they hope Laura is not up there spilling because she was fired up...Casey gets up and says he is going to try going to sleep again...they tell him "see you in 20 minutes"...Casey goes inside. BY chat - Cowlick/hair/glasses banter 1:47-1:57am Casey goes inside leaving Jeff & Jordan outside alone...Jeff yawns and says come on Laura...Jordan thinks Laura won't spill will she?...Jeff says spill what? what is there to spill?...Jeff says Laura wants Russell out of there as much or more than they do...Jordan says Russell was so cocky the day the told Jeff off...Jeff says "take it easy he told me off"...Jordan says he knows what she means, attacked him...Jeff says that's better, he's been acting like that ever since then...Jordan says not today, he was eating alone...Jeff says he's playing the sad card, feel bad for me because I'm an idiot card...Jordan says he has no friends...Jeff says too late, he didn't even play that card, he had no choice. Jordan starts running her fingers through his hair, she wonders if Lydia went to hair school because she didn't do a good job on her hair and Jeff's, she buzzed Jeff's hair but didn't cut up top...Jeff says they didn't have scissors...Jordan says she noticed how badly it was cut...Jeff says "I can't see back there, what do you want?"...Jordan says "I don't want nothing, I'm just saying"...Jeff laughs. Jeff says he knows, he has to cut it a little bit...Jordan says they'll cut it tomorrow in "their" HOH room Jordan asks what Lydia put in Jeff's hair? Jeff says he put it in...Jordan asks what it is? Jeff says it's stuff that he has...Jordan says it's sticky, Jeff says yeah...Jordan asks if Jeff has ever had long hair?...Jeff says no, not real long...Jordan asks shaggy hair?...Jeff says he's had it longer than he has but not too much longer...Jordan asks if it was shaggy and stuck out of his hat?...Jeff says yeah but not super long...Jordan says "it was so nice, you say that a lot...it looks so nice, that's so nice"...Jordan says he says it when talking about scratching his back too...Jeff says to keep playing with his hair, he loves it, he'll fall asleep...Jordan doesn't want him to fall asleep, she needs someone to talk to...Jeff in Jordan voice says "I'm tawlkin' :) Another version of Bully/Bowly Jordan keeps playing with Jeff's hair and says it swirls back there...Jeff says it's a cawlick...Jordan says "a COWlick"...Jeff says "yeah" ...Jordan says "what'd you call it?"...Jeff says "cawlick"...Jordan says "say cowlick"...Jeff repeats, Jordan repeats, Jeff says "like a cow lick? cawlick...I think it's cawlick, I don't know wth it is"...Jordan says "I say cowlick"...Jeff says then it must be cawlick, cowlick, it doesn't even make sense, cawlick, it's a cawlick...Jordans says "COW LICK"...Jeff says "I don't think so"...Jordan shows Jeff her cowlick...Jeff says "yeah, you got a cowlick right there" :) ...Jordan says "yeah" They laugh 😂 Jordan says she has a big forehead from her dad...Jeff tries to make a joke about it being like a drive-in movie theater screen but it falls flat LOL Jordan asks what Jeff is going to wear tomorrow?...Jeff doesn't know but probably his black underwear shirt, if they let him, he has other button ups. Jordan wonders what Laura is doing?...they talk about where Jordan is going to sleep tonight...talk turns... Jordan asks "when did your hair start turning grey?"...Jeff says "a long time ago?"...Jordan asks "how long?"...Jeff says when he was 18, he got a big patch up top...Jordan asks if he thinks by the time he's 40 he'll be completely grey?...Jeff says "I don't know, maybe"...Jordan says "probably...that's like what? 9 years?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says "gaw, 9 years you'll be forty"...Jeff says "I know, wow, you just fu**ing shocked me too"...Jordan says she is 22 and she starts counting 9 years and says in 9 years she'll be his age. Jeff smiles big, giggles and says "yep"...Jordan says "doesn't that make you laugh, it's crazy" 🤪 Jordan thinks the others are going to try and turn Laura against her or them...Jeff says for sure, what does she think they're doing up there, he has a feeling he's being killed up there...Jordan says he probably is, both of them...Jeff says they have to lay blame on someone and he seems to be a good one for that...Jordan says he's just a good target...Jeff says it's true. Jordan is getting impatient waiting for Laura, she tells Jeff she's kind of scared getting into bed with Lydia, she'd rub her arm at night and shows Jeff how...Jeff says what's wrong with that? she probably wanted to make out with you...Jordan takes off Jeff's glasses and puts them on, she says he really has bad vision. Jeff says especially with these lights because they are bigger and brighter, it's not precise and pinpointed...Jordan doesn't really get it (he is terrible at explaining it! LOL Just say the lights are blurry & look bigger Jeff) and he drops the subject...Jordan gives Jeff's glasses back… BY talk - Cutest classic JJ banter 1:57-2:03am Jeff & Jordan continue talking...Jordan starts touching Jeff's ear and asks "what if there was a bug in your ear?"...Jeff says he heard a story one time...Jordan interjects saying a doctor put a light in a lady's ear and there was a roach that crawled out of it...Jeff says he heard a june bug...Jordan starts prying Jeff's ear open...Jeff says "get outta there" :) ...Jordan cracks up and Jeff says "you'll freak me out"...Jordan says "let me see, I'm scoping your ear out"...Jeff says "dude, I think I'd freak out if a bug was in my ear"...Jeff asks if that wasn't true?...Jordan doesn't know, can bugs get in your ear?...Jeff says he heard about a woman who had a june bug in her ear, she had a headache for three days, she went to the doctor and they looked in there and pulled out a june bug and it was buzzing, it couldn't get out...Jordan eww's...Jeff says ugh, God...Jordan wants to check Jeff's ear so she does ...Jeff asks what they see in there?...Jordan says she sees something...Jeff smiles...Jordan says "it's got..." Jeff says "legs?" Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff shies away laughing and says "get outta here"...Jordan giggles...Jordan keeps looking in there...Jeff giggles again...Jordan giggles...Jeff says it tickles a little bit, he doesn't think you're supposed to be jamming your fingers down someone's ears. Jeff says "dude! what's up up there?"...Jordan says "God, I don't know, kumbayah"...Jordan asks Jeff what he thinks?...Jeff says he thinks they are getting bashed...Jordan says she knows they will be targets if the others win...Jeff says at least they had 5 good minutes where they thought they were cool before being back to normal...Jordan says it's Natalie that is starting drama...Jeff says he knew Casey shouldn't have talked to Jessie...Jordan doesn't understand why people don't trust them more, they keep things amongst themselves...Jeff says he wishes he were a fly on the wall up there...Jordan says "and know what's going on? me too"...Jeff says they are in the middle of it...Jordan says Laura better not be spilling the beans...Jeff says they won't ask him anything, they don't have the balls, they will ask Jordan...Jordan says then they will yell at her...Jeff says then he'll have to jump in... Jordan keeps prodding in Jeff's ear...Jeff says "you love it in there" :) ...Jordan giggles and says she's looking for blackheads...Jeff asks if he has any?...Jordan looks and says she's going to push on them...Jeff says you like popping zits?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff asks why girls like that?...Jordans says because they are gross, she tells Jeff that if he ever has a zit or a pimple and he's going out with a girl on a date or something, make sure he pops it because they will stare at it, she does...Jeff asks "who goes out with a pimple on their face?"...Jordan says some people do, it grosses her out...Jordan tells Jeff to stop moving...Jeff says he hasn't, she's jamming things in his ear, she's making him feel weird...Jordan asks why? she's just looking for blackheads, she thinks her fingers are too fat...Jeff asks where she's going?...Jordan's not sure if there are blackheads or dents in his ear...Jeff gets ticklish again and says to just leave it...they laugh. Classic Banter Jordan almost starts to dig again and Jeff tells her to play with his hair, it'll keep her fingers busy...Jordan starts feverishly rubbing...Jeff says "nice"...Jordan asks why he says that? Jeff says "because I like it nice"...Jordan says to say "soft"...Jeff says "what's the difference?"...Jordan says she just doesn't like it...Jeff says Jordan doesn't like anything he says, get used to it ...Jordan says some of his vocabulary is weird...Jeff says hers is...Jordans says "no it's not, mine is cooler than yours, you don't say crunk, I'm gonna tell you that now, don't say that around a girl"...Jeff starts laughing...Jeff says that the more Jordan tells him not to say it, the more, twice as much he will say it...Jordan says she's trying to help him out for when he gets back home. Jordan says "don't say crunk"...Jeff laughs and says "holy shit" LOL Jeff says "ok, do my hair slow"...Jordan says good job...Jeff starts to say nice and Jordan protests again saying for him to not say "nice", she doesn't like they way he says it...Jeff says she's not the boss of him...Jordan says she's not, she's his BFF, trying to help him out...Jeff asks best friend, pass me some water. LOL Jordan does. BY chat - Fonzie/family/Scramble banter 2:03-2:20am Jordan continues telling Jeff that she is just trying to help him out, trying to make him cooler, more hip...Jeff says alright...Jordan starts rubbing and says "do it softer, I feel cooler now"...Jordan says "or rub it softer"...Jeff says "rub it softer, I feel like I have a leather jacket on right now, I feel so cool"...Jordan says "you have a leather jacket on?"...Jeff laughs and says "like Fonzie"...Jordan giggles...Jeff says "you don't even know who Fonzie is"...Jordan says "yes I do, from Happy Days"...Jeff says "holy shit, thank God"...Jeff says at least she knows who one person is, who Fonzie is...Jordan says she knows who Fonzie is...Jeff says she didn't know who Al Pacino was so he doubted she knew who Fonzie was, she gets two cool points for knowing who Fonzie is. 👍 Jeff asks Jordan to write something in his hair. LOL She does, he has no idea what it is...Jordan says "Jordan"...Jeff wants her to do it again...she keeps writing...Jeff says "do you ever feel like you hear your cell phone?"...Jordan says yeah, she wasn't prepared for her cell phone to be taken away, she didn't look at her missed calls, she got a text message from her dad...Jeff says he had a couple of texts he didn't get because they took his away...Jordan says she didn't really get to talk to her dad before the show, her mom & dad don't talk, he's a contact but she filmed at her mom's before she left. Lydia opens the sliding door, peeks out and leaves...Jordan says she hates them...Jeff wonders if she came from upstairs...Jordan says she doesn't see her and she guesses she's not sleeping with her tonight...Jeff says "yeah she hates us"...Jordan says they are so going to get Laura, they're going to be back to the bottom of the pit, at least they still have Ronnie, she asks if Jeff thinks he would turn on them?...Jeff says no...Jordan asks about Michele turning?...Jeff says no...Jordan thinks she will...Jeff says "f**k no, she's golden"...they discuss what they could be saying up in the HOH...Jordan thinks she's hearing yelling up in the HOH...Jeff says she's imagining it, she couldn't hear them from there. Jordan asks "are you close with your family?"...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says "are you close with your mom?"...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says "you say my ma"...Jeff says "my ma" :) ...Jordan says "yeah, you don't say mom"...Jeff says "my mom"...Jordan asks if that sounds weird?...Jeff says no...Jordan says when Jeff tells a story he'll say "my ma"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan tells Jeff to keep going...Jeff says he's very close with his ma...Jordan asks about his dad?...Jeff says yep...Jordan says "and your brother?"...Jeff says "my middle brother yeah, my older brother I don't talk to as much"...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says he has his own family, he doesn't know, he's always with his wife's family...Jordan asks why?...Jeff doesn't know, he wonders the same thing...Jordan asks if they were close growing up?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says "he just doesn't like coming around?"...Jeff says he's just always with her family, he used to see him all the time, now it's a couple times, a handful a year...Jordan asks where his older brother lives?...Jeff says close to his other brother in the suburbs whereas he lives more towards the city...Jeff says he's really close to his middle brother, Scott. Jordan asks if Jeff always wanted to be on this show?...he says no...Jordan asks if it just happened...Jeff says no, he auditioned...Jordan says she didn't, she was just working, she can't say more because they'll get in trouble, they'll talk later...Jeff says that's funny because so many people audition...Jordan says she was just "Gucci" Jeff says "I guess that was it" :) Jordan says they needed gucci people so they picked her...Jeff giggles...Jordan says at first she didn't think she'd like Casey but she does...Jeff says he's a stand-up guy, he likes Casey too...Jordan says "he's nice" (ummm, I thought you didn't like that word Jordan LOL)...Jeff says he says what he has to say, he's real, he says it like it is, he likes that...Jeff says this is getting borderline ridiculous, what's up? (with Laura taking so long) They are both getting tired, trying to decide whether to go inside or not...Jordan wonders if Lydia will kick her out, will it be awkward...Jeff says it will be awkward but she won't kick her out, she can lay down with him and pass out, then go over there and it won't matter. Jordan starts humming the Jeopardy theme song...Jeff says "Jeopardy...are you good at Jeopardy?"...Jordan says no...they start laughing... Jordan says "I played Scramble one time"... Jeff says “Scramble?” Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff says "Scrabble?" ...Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff laughs saying "holy shit" 🤣🤣 ...Jordan says the person she was playing with had good words and her words, she was talking about the spelling comp, her words would be like butthole, something dumb like that...Jeff says he wishes she was in that game...Jordan laughs and says she probably would have won...Jeff says at least the attention wouldn't have been on him...Scramble, Jeff laughs and says "holy cow"...Jordan talks about the simple words she used like poop...Jeff says "are you really talking right now, I feel like I'm asleep and you're telling me this"...Jordan says "whatever"...Jeff asks if he's dreaming she said Scramble and she spelled poo when she played Scramble...they laugh. Jeff asks if Jordan's friends are the same as her...Jordan says OMG yeah, they all act stupid and have fun, she has a good group of friends, they never have drama...Jeff says that's good...Jordan rattles off her friends' names...Jordan says Jeff has to come to Charlotte one time...Jeff says what would her friends think of Jeff?...Jordan says they'd act stupid and say heeeeeyyyyyy, what's up?...Jeff says "that'd be great, 13 girls like you"...Jeff says "would we get crunked?"...Jordan says "nooo! don't say that...you'd say wasteface or getting wasty!"...Jeff says "oh God...I can't say crunk but you want me to say wasty?'" (I agree Jeff 🙄)...Jordan says saying crunk is so out of date. Jeff says she's getting too loud...Jordan says are the neighbors going to hear them?...Jeff says no, his eardrum, she loosened it and now he can hear better or it's late and he's tired and she's screaming in there. Jordan says she sees the image of a man near a tree starting straight at her...Jeff can't see it (put on your glasses Jeff :) )...Jordan says it's kind of scary, it's funny how your mind plays tricks on you when you're in the dark...Jeff says sometimes it will seem to move...Jordan asks if Jeff lives by himself...Jeff says yeah...Jordan asks in a house, apt, condo?...Jeff says in a house with a moat around it ...Jordan doesn't get it...Jeff says an apartment...Jordan asks if it's nice or dirty? ...Jeff lies saying dirty...Jordan says it is?...Jeff says no! what do you think? am I dirty here?...Jordan says she doesn't know, it might be different at home...Jeff says "and I'm showing off here?"...Jordan says she didn't say that...Jordan asks what his apartment is like, stuff hanging on the walls?...Jeff says he has a picture he brings everywhere with him called "the Cafe"...Jordan doesn't know it...Jeff says it doesn't matter...Jordan asks if it's Pablo Picasso or something?...Jeff says no and asks if she likes artwork?...Jordan says not really...Jeff asks if she has posters of bands?...Jordan says no. Ronnie walks by and Jordan says that figure in the window looks scary...Jeff puts on his glasses and Jordan tells him where the figure is...the feeds switch out… Sleeping head to toe 3:18-3:23am Jeff & Jordan apparently forgot they had said earlier in the day they weren't going to sleep together anymore because they prepare to do it again this night but this time it is head to toe. :) Jordan has been laying in bed waiting while Jeff has been having a cigarette outside. He comes to the RR to go to bed and searches for a blanket on the bed Ronnie is sleeping on (Natalie's day bed)...he awakens Ronnie and tells him he's looking for a brown blanket...Ronnie finds one and hands it to Jeff but Jeff holds it up and says it's a towel. LOL Jordan laughs...Jeff gets in bed and says Jordan took the good pillows. Jordan hands Jeff the pillow she has and Jeff says "you don't want it?"...Jordan says she knows Jeff likes that one, they switch...Jordan wants to whisper something to Jeff but fears someone will hear so she shrugs her shoulders and lays back down. She then sits up again and laughs...Jeff is like "what?"...Jordan whispers something else and then she lays back down, pats Jeff and says goodnight...they hold out their hands, hold them there for a few seconds... Jeff says he's going in the fort but fumbles around with his glasses and gets up to put them on the dresser...Jordan giggles and Jeff gets back in bed...about a minute later Ronnie mumbles something in his sleep, Jordan & Jeff giggle and Jeff says "he's still playing" ...Jordan giggles for another 30 seconds or so and then Jeff says "go to sleep"...lol...Jeff plays with Jordan's foot/leg for a second and then they seem to settle into sleep. Sleepy touch 6:06am Jordan has seemed peaceful and still from the time they fell asleep around 3:30am. Jeff on the other hand has been moving around a lot trying to shift his bigger body around without bothering Jordan. At 6:06:49am Jordan starts moving around just a tiny bit. At 06:07:20am she lifts her foot which looked like it was in Jeff's arm pit. This wakes Jeff more. He lifts up a little and rubs his eyes. At 06:07:37am he sits up and looks at Jordan and leans to do a quick touch of her face with his fingers. Then he settles into sleep again… HOH lockdown 11:22-11:34am The HG's are on lockdown...Jeff is laying down on the floor near the HOH bed listening to music with his eyes closed...Jordan has gotten up and walks over to where Jeff is and puts her foot on his tummy to let him know she's there...Jeff squeezes her legs with his and she pretends to kick him in the nether region LOL...she sits down and Jeff puts his legs on top of her...everyone is pretty quiet and the mics are not turned up at all so it is very hard to hear Just before the 11:25am mark Jordan rubs Jeff's leg, Jeff puts his head up, looks at her and bobs up and down to the music...Jordan keeps playing with her hair Jeff turns to change the song on the CD player and then @ the 11:27am mark he shows off his dance moves...hands in the air...the head bob, then "wave it like you just don't care", this time to Casey...then more hand movements, Jordan nods her head no and Jeff nods his head yes and starts doing the lasso :) and the two crack up laughing...Jeff settles down and Jordan keeps messing with her hair...Jeff hands the headphones to Braden and he gets up to get a snack. Just after the 11:30am mark Jeff returns and puts his leg over Jordan again...they whisper inaudibly...Jordan grabs Jeff's hat, puts it on, Jeff points to his sweatpants (they must be talking about college), Jordan asks if he went to UCLA?...Jeff says no...Jordan asks if he just likes it?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says her hair looks a mess...Jeff says "it looks hot" 😍 Jordan shows him the back of her hair, Jeff must say something about her fixing it later, they smile...Lydia starts throwing candy at Russell who is in the corner...Jeff & Jordan giggle about that, Jordan says it's chocolate pieces...more inaudible whispers and then Jordan squeezes Jeff's tummy...Jeff smiles...Jordan shows off her tummy fat by squeezing it all...Braden and Jeff start talking, Braden hands the headphones back to Jeff...they start talking about something Jordan has on her arm, they banter a little about that and then shortly before the 11:35am mark Jordan gets up to sit on the round chair with Kevin. First we're a package reference 12:53-12:59pm Jeff has made himself a salad and sits down at the kitchen counter to eat it next to Jordan who is just waiting for time to pass until the live show. Jordan asks Laura what she's wearing...Laura says her off the shoulder blue shirt...Jordan realizes you can wear things like that and says she will dress simple then...Laura leaves...Jordan turns to Jeff and asks if he's sure they don't need to talk to Casey again...Jeff says it's all a go (voting Chima out)...they discuss Ronnie and Casey in whispered tones...Jeff talks for awhile about something but it's very hard to hear what he's saying, it's about flipping the votes to get Chima out...at the end Jordan says "that's sound smart, really smart"...Jeff says "who me?"...Jordan says "yeah"...Jordan turns to Jeff again and says "then?"...Jeff keeps going but again, very hard to hear...he's talking about a conversation he had with Jessie with Jessie asking him who is here to win, him or Jordan? Jeff says he wasn't stupid enough to answer that question and wasn't going to name names...Jeff smiles at Jordan, she smiles back... Jordan says "you have to throw me in with you, we're a package...can you believe that?"...Jeff explains he was not going to name her or say anything to Jessie because he would turn it against him...Jordan says of course, when they're in the final two, they'll be battling :) ...Jeff pretends to kick Jordan LOL Jordan says she's just kidding...Jeff then explains to Laura who is sitting next to Jordan what he told Jessie, how he said that so he couldn't be railroaded again... Jeff says his salad is bomb diggity...they talk about what they're eating for lunch...Jordan says the pancakes Michele are making are 200 calories...Jeff says it's per bite...Braden & Michele say that's before you add the other stuff...Jordan eyes pop and she looks at Jeff...Jeff shakes his head and looks Jordan up and down...Jordan says "don't even"...Jeff smiles and says "I didn't say anything!"...Jeff pinches Jordan's cheek and Jordan says "I saw you looking at me"...Jeff looks down and keeps eating his salad. Jordan comments on how skinny Laura is and says she has a body just like her best friend back at home except she is blonde...Jordan walks away… Black shirt (good call Jordan) 1:24-1:26pm Jordan comes out of the SS room, she has been talking to Casey. Jeff is deciding on what to wear for the live show. Jordan tells Jeff that Casey is irritated, mad. Jeff asks if he's still voting their way? Jordan says mmm, hmm. Jeff asks "hey, what do you like better?...this? (his Coup d'Etat western shirt) or this? (his black underwear shirt) it's like fitted you know?" Jordan points at the black one and says "that"...Jeff holds the white one up and says "you don't like this shirt?"...Jordan says she didn't say she didn't like it, it looks country western. Jeff says "yeah I know, I'm trying to be more like you" :) Jordan giggles Jeff says he has another one almost exactly the same, he doesn't have that many dress up clothes and he tried to get stuff with color and that didn't really work out for him. Jordan sits down on Natalie's bed...Jeff finishes up with going through his clothes and he says that he hates when the others touch his shit...Jordan says they need to rearrange this whole sleeping thing...Jeff says "no shit"...Jordan says "get them out here and us in there"...Jeff says "right"...Jordan says "God"...Jeff asks how the f**k they got out of there (SS room) and in here in the first place...Jordan says "I don't know...cuz you're too nice"...Jeff says "yeah no shit"...Michele walks in… Wanna Dance? 1:26pm Getting ready for the live show in the RR, Jeff asks Jordan if she wants to dance. :) Jordan looks sexy/junk in the trunk 3:17-3:24pm Right at the 3:17:30pm mark the feeds switch to the SS room where Jeff, Jordan, Braden, Ronnie & Casey are, they're talking about the upcoming live show...Jordan is changing into various outfits, she's not sure what she should wear and Jeff and Braden are advising her...Jordan has on jeans and a hot pink top...it's pretty vavavoom...the audio finally goes on with Jordan saying it's not a fashion show...Jeff says they have an hour and a half to kill. Jeff looks at Jordan saying "that looks sexy just so you know" Jordan's reaction is hysterical, she says "Jeeefffffffffuh! that embarrasses me" (look at Casey's reaction LOL!) Jeff is lost, he's like "you what??" he looks around saying "that's embarrassing?"...Jordan says yes...Jeff says "for who?"...Jordan says "I don't..." Jeff says "what?" Ronnie starts whispering game with Jeff and Braden...Jeff gets distracted from game talk by the shorts Jordan is holding up, he says those are booty-hooty shorts...Jordan says "no, they're not"...Ronnie plants the seed that if there is a stray vote it has to be Michele ...Jordan isn't happy with her hot pink shirt...Jeff says to tie a bow...she doesn't like the bow...Jeff says "it's very southern Belle, you look hot"...Jordan says "no southern Belle", she doesn't like how it sounds, not his choice of words, it just makes her look gay...Jeff says "I don't know about those hooty-hoo shorts"...Jordan asks "what about jeans?"...Jeff says yeah...Ronnie leaves. Jordan asks Jeff and Braden to turn around while she changes into the other jeans, Jeff hides his face in his shirt and Braden just keeps watching LOL...Jeff says for Braden to not be a creep. Jordan puts on her jeans...they talk a little about Jessie...the jeans are tight, Jordan says she has got to lose some weight...Jeff opens his mouth in disbelief...Jordan asks if they look too tight?...Jeff says "geez Jordan"...Jordan says "I know, I'm putting on weight"...Jordan turns herself around while Braden says to just stretch them out, do a little bun squeeze...Jeff just stares at Jordan's butt in amazement 😍 Braden too and then he says Jordan is packin'...Jeff cracks up laughing and says "there's fu**in junk in the triz-unk!"...Jordan says "Jeff! stttooopppp"...Jeff says "why? you look good, I like it, I'm not throwing stones"...Jeff starts singing "Apple Bottom jeans"...Braden hums the rest of the lyric... Jordan says she doesn't like it, Braden says to try the other one...Jeff sings "the whole club was looking at 'er!"...Jordan puts her booty shorts on while insisting they're not booty :) Braden says it looks great with some black heels...Jordan says she only brought cork, could she wear flip-flops?...Jeff says no, she looks cute like that, it looks good...Jordan shows another top that's longer, Jeff wonders what she would wear it with?...Jordan asks if her hair looks bad? Braden says it looks great...Jeff asks what Braden is wearing? Braden says his bomber...Jeff says he's wearing a black underwear shirt, should he shave?...Jordan says "nooo, don't shave" Jordan puts on the grey top...Jeff can't understand why there's a piece of tape on it LOL he says that he likes the pink one but let's see what she's working with...Braden likes the grey one better...Jeff asks if she's going to put a little tape on those headlights? LOL Jordan misunderstands and says no but then says she will...Jeff gets up to make sure that the piece of tape on her top is attached and actually part of the shirt...Jordan wonders about another shirt...Jeff says the pink looks nice but that one looks nice too, she pulls shit off...Jeff gets up to leave and gives his opinion one last time, he likes the pink with the shorts but doesn't know how classy that would be day one...Casey comes in and they start talking game again… Jordan's boob pops out 3:27pm Jeff & Braden are hanging out in the SS room while Jordan is changing into various outfits trying to decide what to wear for the live show. Jeff purrs at Jordan and says the top she's wearing is nice but not with those pants (shorts). Braden says to wear the pink top with the booty shorts...Jeff likes the top but says she should class it up a bit...Jordan starts putting on her coral/orange dress...Braden says she should wear the colorful one (with the stripes), that one is gorgeous...Jeff says which one? He says that one she's putting on looks nice too because it's summery...as she's putting the dress on, she pulls on it and her boob quickly pops out and Jeff raises his arm in the air and yells "yes! I caught one!" 😂 Braden says Jordan totally meant to do that...Jordan says "no I didn't"...Jeff just smiles while Jordan keeps readjusting...Jeff says "I totally fu**ing caught it"...Braden says that thing plopped out...Jeff cracks up and says "that thing shot like a missile"...Braden says it's like a baby looking for milk...Jeff says they were owed one anyway, now the left one is like "what's up? I wanted to party"...Braden says it didn't get the call LOL They joke around a bit more and then Braden says it was better than Tara Reid's red carpet shot of '96. Jeff says "that was great! that was awesome..." (no doubt!) JeJo’s First Kiss Times are approximate This was not shown on the live feeds but was shown in a segment that aired on the recap show before the finale. Jeff & Jordan share their first kiss in the bathroom while getting ready for the live show. JeJo are blindsided 6:07-6:14pm The live show has just ended and the feeds return from trivia... Jeff & Jordan are sitting at the kitchen table talking as the other HG's have a yelling match in the RR, primarily Chima/Natalie vs Michele. Jeff & Jordan are shocked at Braden being evicted because they were convinced they had the votes to keep him. Jordan says to Jeff "so it was Ronnie? Ronnie or Casey?"...Jeff says what?...(Chima is heard yelling)...Jordan says "see, I wish she was gone...it's me, you, Laura, we've got Casey on our side right?"...Jeff says "I don't know who's the sneaky f**k"...Jordan says "we're not going to make it far" (hehe, little did you know!)...(Chima is heard going OFF on Michele)...Jeff and Jordan just take it in...Jordan says "I can't stand Jessie, I think he should put up Russell & Jessie"...Jeff says "I think so too"...Jordan says "remember he told me he's good at doing debates, making people turn against each other, that's what Ronnie does outside the house"...Jeff says "there's always a sneaky f**k, there's someone sneaky, I don't know"...Jordan says "I swear to God, I mean, you know I didn't vote him"...Jeff says "yeah, I don't know who to trust"...Jordan says that Laura didn't...Jeff asks how Jordan knows that Laura didn't?...Jordan says "cuz I do...I've got a headache". They continue to listen to the yelling match and it escalates...Jordan just looks at Jeff... Jeff says "I'm not going in there"...Jordan says that if Braden were here, it wouldn't be like this...Ronnie walks in and Jordan says "huh?"...Ronnie says he's over it and sits next to them...Jordan says she knew this was going to happen...Ronnie (the rat) says that what it is is that Michele got caught flip flopping the vote ...Ronnie gets up to get something to drink. Jessie has entered the building and says to Jeff that their fight (Russell/Jeff) didn't come to this...Jeff says that guy fights? yeah, they're nothing compared to girl fights, they get catty...Lydia who has also graced the room with her presence says that she doesn't think her and Jordan's fight was this bad. Feeds switch… Who's the rat? 6:23-6:29pm Jeff, Casey, Ronnie, Jordan & Michele are all in the SS room shortly after the live show has ended. They are all trying to figure out who was the traitor...Ronnie, of course, deflects blame to Laura who isn't there to defend herself. They ask Ronnie if the plan to put up one of the other side is still in place and are they all safe? Ronnie lies through his teeth and says they're all safe and everything is on track. Laura walks in and Jeff says there's a little piggy in this room...Casey says one little piggy was swayed...Jeff says "who's the little piggy?"...Casey says he knows who it wasn't (at the same time Ronnie is whispering in Jordan's ear)...Jeff says he knows who it wasn't too...Laura looks at them and says "it wasn't me, y'all know that"...Casey says "well somebody is lying Laura"...Jeff says "somebody in here is lying". Laura says she already swore on her own life...Jordan says she swore too...Casey says swearing on somebody don't mean nothing, no disrespect to y'all...Ronnie pipes up and says like he said, they will see tomorrow (they sure will Ronno)...Laura says she hates to say it and she trusts him but if it was Ronnie then one or two of them will be on the block...Ronnie says absolutely...Casey says "and I will light your ass up in that DR and maybe outside the house"...Ronnie nervous laughs...Laura says that Ronnie doesn't strike her as somebody that would lie but we'll see tomorrow... Ronnie who is full of poop says "actions speak louder than words and we will see". Jeff starts picking out a pillow and Jordan lays down on her bed and says "oh f**k". Casey leaves the room and they start talking about Ronnie's HOH pictures, Laura saying she's going to cry when she sees them. Ronnie says it's ok, it will be a cry/hug fest. Jeff still looks stressed...Ronnie approaches him and says that he got so excited when he heard the words congratulations you are the new HOH that he started jumping up and down...Jeff says "aren't you worried about who the sneaky fu**ing person is?"...Ronnie says "no because we have the power"...Jeff says "for now"...Ronnie says "it'll be good"...Jeff says he doesn't trust anybody...Ronnie puts his hand on Jeff and says he has to have more confidence ...Jeff says "confidence in what? I had confidence in the plan and I got fu**ed so who do I have confidence to talk to now?"...Ronnie whispers to Jeff that he overheard Chima saying she hates, hates, hates Russell...Jeff says he doesn't know about that, she just said she wanted him & Jordan out right to their faces...Ronnie says Chima would vote him out no question...Laura says everybody would...Ronnie says yeah...they continue talking game and Ronnie tells Jeff they'll talk later and that obviously there is a rat about. Laura tries to plead her case and say that she proved herself that she's not a liar...Jeff says the problem is that someone is lying, everyone voted but obviously someone is lying...Ronnie tells them that they can talk in private in his HOH room tonight, noms are tomorrow. Ronnie leaves. Jordan says she really has a headache… Laura's right 6:29-6:31pm Ronnie has just left the SS room and Laura tells Jeff, Jordan & Michele her theory on the rat. Laura whispers "I think it was Ronnie"...Jordan says "you do?"...Laura says "I think he did it on purpose, he's smart and if he did that it makes them hate us that much more and it makes him ok, he's just in the middle"...Jeff says "who?"...Laura says "Ronnie"...Jeff says "but what if he puts them up tomorrow?"...Laura says that would be his boldest move because they're a bigger threat than they are but she's saying he didn't know he was winning HOH, she wants to explain it...she moves over to sit closer to Jeff to explain... "So this is how it works...if he gets all of us to vote Chima out, ok, that makes all of us a target, all that half the house is pissed, he's working both sides, he's telling us we're cool, he's telling them they're cool, he's telling them he's on their side, he's telling us he's on our side, he made sure it was going to be 5-5 and he voted for Braden, he voted to evict Braden" Jeff says "ok now he's going to put up 2 of them"...Laura says "cuz that's the best move, he didn't know he was going to get HOH though so what happens if they got HOH, he had to cover his own ass, you get what I'm saying?"...Jeff says "yeah but so now he's going to put up?"...Laura says "he should put up Russell and them two, that would be his boldest move, maybe he'll put up me & Russell, you know, I don't know but what I'm saying is he didn't know he'd get HOH and to make sure he would still be here next week he had to make sure it was a tie cuz then it makes all of us a target to them and all of them a target to us and nobody is worried about Ronnie...I promise you on my life, I know for a fact and I know this game like the back of this damn hand that it was Ronnie" ***ding ding ding we have a winner!!*** Laura says "we don't want to start drama and go around saying that because if we do he's going to put our asses up but it was him, it was Ronnie"...Jeff says he can't trust fu**ing nobody in there...Laura says it had to be him because if he gets all of them to vote Chima out and all of them to vote Braden out we're going to automatically draw a line in the sand and where does he fit? Ronnie sneaks in… Jeff just wants to know who the rat is 6:31-6:41pm Ronnie re-enters the SS room where Jeff, Jordan & Laura continue to be in a little state of shock at the turn of events. Laura says "Ronnie, why is this game so stressful?"...Ronnie gives her a side hug and says he knows...Jordan orders Ronnie to go in there and see what they're talking about, LOL...Ronnie says they're talking about Chima's speech and how it will go down in BB history...they talk about how the HOH comp went down and Jordan says Ronnie did freaking awesome. Laura says now Ronnie is going to be even more stressed out becasue he has to make the decision on who to put up...Ronnie says he's going to be honest with Laura and tell her it was hard for him to keep his vote straight because Chima scared the poop out of him with her speech...Jeff (keeps pushing this) says "well somebody flipped"...Jordan says she doesn't think Braden should have said Julie you're a whore. They say he said "ho" but he wasn't malicious. Jordan says "whoever switched the vote, they just let them have a chance to win this game"...Ronnie switches the subject and talks about Braden...Laura switches back and says she just doesn't want them to win. Ronnie says that next week is questions too...Laura says Ronnie can't win...Ronnie says but they can...Jeff says "f**k that! who flipped!?" Jeff says it's all he can think about, he can't think about anything else...Ronnie keeps pacing...they start whispering about who Ronnie should put up (a combo of Jes/Nat/Russ)...Laura says he knows they have his back whatever he decides...they go over possible scenarios and Ronnie throws out putting up Kevin and whomever and backdooring Russell...Jeff says but to backdoor you have to get the veto. Ronnie doesn't want Russell having the chance to play veto...Laura says if she were HOH she would put up Jessie & Russell...Ronnie says they'll talk about it tonight. Jeff says "dude, I can't believe more people aren't concerned about who flipped"...Ronnie throws Michele under the bus saying he's sorry but at the end of the day he thinks it was Michele. Jeff isn't buying it saying why would she allow herself to get killed like that (in the yelling match)...Ronnie says it's to cover her tracks...Jeff says he would have said "dude, you got my vote so what are you screaming for", why would she argue...Ronnie says it's cuz she's defensive, she got like that with her earlier argument with Chima...Laura says then she would have voted Chima out...Ronnie shuts up...Jeff says "well somebody is the rat and everybody could tell me how they're not but somebody is". Jeff points at Jordan and says "are you sure you said Chima by mistake?"...Jordan says "swear to fu**ing God"...Jeff says "I know but did you make a mistake or no?"...Laura starts laughing...Jordan says "are you serious?"...Jeff says "I'm serious"...Jordan says "ok Jeff"...Jeff says "what the f**k else happened? everyone is like I swear I didn't do it"...Laura says she didn't do it...Jordan sits up and says she swears to God, she swears on her life...Ronnie says it's this game. Jeff says "whaddya mean this game? there were 6 votes, we had 5 so someone is a fu**ing rat" Ronnie thinks it was Michele...Jeff says we think, we don't know anything...they agree they won't know until somebody gets out...Jeff says it's fu**ing bullshit...they talk about the HOH comp again and Jeff who is still fuming says "fu**ing A"...Jordan says she can't wait to go back and watch the video to see who voted for Chima to stay...Ronnie starts up again and Jordan says "no, now it's like we're screwed" LOL Jeff says we're screwed because how are you supposed to talk to anyone when you think they're the rat, how are you going to tell them what you're thinking...Ronnie spends the next couple of minutes pontificating about how to wait and see people's true colors and throwing Michele under the rat bus. Ronnie almost guarantees one of his noms will be Kevin because he's the biggest gossip...Jeff says he's not a threat though...Ronnie says they'll talk later but he's completely open to discussion. Jordan tells Ronnie he has to make a bold move and switch this game up. Jeff mumbles that putting up Kevin, wtf is that going to do? LOL Then Jeff says "we just got fu**ed, someone's a rat, how are you supposed to talk to anyone, it's fu**ing bullshit". Ronnie says he's going to try and get in that DR to get the stuff to make cheesecake so everyone will feel better...Jeff says "f**k that cheesecake"...Ronnie leaves saying Jeff won't say that after he tries it. IMO this might have been the conversation that convinced Ronnie to put Jeff up on the block because he looked scared of everything Jeff was saying, Jeff's anger about the whole rat situation was pretty apparent. Who's the rat - Part 2 6:42-6:54pm After Ronnie leaves the room, Laura whispers "I told you, it was him, mark my words, I'm 100% sure"...Jordan sits up and whispers "we have to figure it out now"...Laura says "he did it, he did it, I know he did it"...Jordan looks at Jeff...Laura says "Michele would not have stood out there and taken that and she did do it"...they agree...Laura says "he did it...we can't keep going on about it because he'll put one of us up you know?...do you think he'll put us up or them?"...Jordan whispers that Ronnie won't put them up, she cannot stand Natalie, they cannot let her get anything...Jordan says to both of them "y'all think we still have a chance?"...Jeff says "no"...Laura shakes her head and says "if he puts up who he should put up then yeah but if he puts up Kevin"... Jeff says "we still don't know who the fu**ing rat is so..." Laura says "it's him, it's him, so be careful, listen be careful what you say to him"...Jordan says "we know it wasn't us"...Laura says "it was him"...Jeff stubbornness continues with him saying "well we don't know who it is so we can't say..." Jordan says "we're the ones that came up with the plan so we know it wasn't us, I came to Laura and asked her..." Jeff says "the only person I don't know it is is me and you (Jordan), everyone else I think could have done it"...Laura says "I didn't do it"...Jeff says he walked into that room and everyone said they didn't do it so someone is lying. Laura says that she didn't do it, she voted Chima out...Jordan says she voted Chima cuz she was so scared she kept saying Chima over in her head so she wouldn't forget her name...Laura says she did the same...Jordan can't believe what Chima said...Laura says "why the f**k would she vote out her own teammate, that's going to hurt me, they hate me"...Jordan says they hate me. Laura says she promises on anything important to her...Jordan says to Jeff "why does Chima want me & you out?"...Jordan says that Chima and Natalie are always yapping, they're fu**ing drama...Jeff mumbles something about the rat again 😵‍💫 LOL...Jordan says "I gotta a fu**ing headache so bad"...Laura says she needs an advil, she gets up to get them and asks Jeff if he wants anything?...Jeff says "no, I need to find out who that fu**ing rat is" Laura says "I'm telling you...it will probably be one of us that goes home and sees the damn tapes next week"...Jeff says he just wants to go home to find out who the fu**ing rat is...Laura knows and says me too...Jeff says he wants to come back and burn their bed. Jeff says "I can't stand a rat"...Laura says "I can't either"...Jeff says "it makes me sick"...Laura says "me too"...Laura says she wouldn't have endured what she did last night with Chima, she promises on anything that she would not have voted to evict Braden...Jordan says if any of those people get HOH we're gone, they don't have any votes, they're not friends with any of them...Jeff says they're fu**ed, as soon as any of them get power he's gone, they'll put him & Jordan up...Laura says not if Ronnie puts two of them up but Kevin and a pawn? or put her up as a pawn...Jeff says what is Ronnie talking about Kevin & Laura, he's got to put up the strong people...Laura says didn't Jeff hear him, he said he wasn't going to do it, he said Kevin and maybe a pawn then backdoor...Laura says Ronnie isn't going to put up Jessie because he trusts him. Jordan says she has to quit thinking about his, tomorrow will be drama with them talking shit, one fu**ing vote, just one fu**ing vote... Laura says Ronnie is the only one smart enough to come up with that,she saw Ronnie winking at Chima and thought wtf is he doing that for, he tried to hide it by lifting his glasses pretending something was in his eye, he wanted to make sure Laura didn't see and change her vote...Laura says "I'm telling you, I'm telling you"...Jeff says "you might be right"...Laura says she will bet money, she bets Jordan $100 that it's Ronnie, ok dinner when they get out of there and they shake on it, Laura extends her hand to Jeff and Jeff says he doesn't even know who it is yet (that's the point of the bet Jeff! lol)...Laura says "it's Ronnie, when we get out of here, when we find out, if I'm right you have to take me out to dinner" (they never shook on it ;) ) Laura says she wouldn't have endured last night, Michele wouldn't have endured what she did, Jordan would keep Braden because he was on their team and Jeff wouldn't be so pissed and Casey wouldn't have said he voted her out too...Jeff says Ronnie didn't seem too concerned with finding out who the rat is. Jordan brings up that Ronnie told her he does something with debates...Jeff jumps on her and says "who cares about that"...Jordan says "omg, don't get an attitude with me"...Jordan says that Ronnie can make people change their minds...Jeff says "what is he a magician? he can't make people do anything" ...Laura says he plays this game 24/7 he was talking in his sleep, he's playing everybody and he's going to win this damn game, he played both sides of the house and he accomplished it, nobody hates him, he's fine being in the middle...Jeff says he's not going to stir up trouble...Jordan says they need to at least make it to the jury house...Jeff says next week they get the power we're fu**ed...Jordan says unless we win POV...Laura says unless Ronnie makes a wise choice...Jeff makes a face and says what is Kevin going to do?...Laura agrees and says Kevin is a floater, he's ok with both sides, do they see what she is saying, she's seen this game so many times, she should have seen it coming, she told Jordan earlier she didn't trust Ronnie. Jordan says when she heard there was a tie, her heart dropped... Laura says he's not being malicious, just doing what he needs to do to win the money, it was a smart move because now the other side of the house hates them and vice versa and no one hates Ronnie, so how is that not apparent who the rat is...Jordan says they should have kept it how it was and kept Chima...Jeff agrees...Laura says "and who's idea was that?"...Jordan says Ronnie and her thought of it, Jeff says he didn't think it could be done, Jordan says then the fight happened and they all agreed to it...Jordan says she was all confident...Jeff questions something about Casey and Jordan says "he's a floater too"...Laura finally leaves to get some Advil... Jeff says this is the first time he's been stressed out and he starts biting his nails...Jordan says "fu**ing A"...Jordan goes to lay on the rafts and asks Jeff is he thinks they just dug themselves a big hole?...Jeff says we're finished again, we thought we were so cool for 5 seconds...Jordan says and then he's getting an attitude with her...Jeff says they should have just voted him out, from now on they will always say they voted for a bigot, that will be their defense. Casey walks in and says his argument for that and he's pissed...Jordan says "I'm pissed"...Casey says "no, no, no, you didn't switch out like I did", he says he knew he'd take some heat but not like this and somebody is lying, it's bullshit. Casey knows it isn't him that's lying...Jeff says he knows it isn't him & Jordan...Casey says he admitted to Chima he voted her out, Kevin says Kevin is mad at him...Jeff says he hates a rat, he hates it, it makes him sick, now who does he talk to?...Jordan tells Casey that Laura had some good points thinking the rat is Ronnie...Casey says they will find out tomorrow...Jordan says Casey's not going home...Jeff says as soon as they get power Casey is good, it's him that's gone and Jordan...Casey says it's a week by week thing...Jordan says they should have voted to keep her...Casey says if Ronnie got him then he'll shake his hand and say he got him...Jeff says he'll pop him in the mouth LOL...Casey says he can't do that...Jeff laughs and says he's going home...Casey says if you get got, you get got...Jeff says "dude, I hate a rat, it makes me sick"...Casey says he got hustled...J&J agree they did too...Jordan says she was too confident...Jeff says the funny thing is people at home are watching and saying "it's them" and they have no clue...Casey says he had every reason to lie to Chima and he just took his medicine...Jordan says she got too cocky...Casey warned her not to be overconfident...Jordan admits she was...Jeff says he wasn't but thought it would get done...Jeff whispers he's so pissed...Jordan says she wants to cry but doesn't want to look like a crybaby...Jeff says he has to deal with smug looks all week...Jordan says she told Ronnie who to put up already so we'll see what he does...Jeff says they need to take out strong players...Casey says not like Lydia & Kevin...feeds switch to the kitchen... BY chat - the cheese gets the rat 8:34-8:50pm Casey, Michele, Laura, Jeff & Jordan are all sitting outside trying to figure out how they got in this predicament when the rat himself, Ronnie, comes out to join them. Ronnie says that everybody is already trying to pitch tents inside his asshole now that he is HOH. Casey says he hasn't pitched one so don't say everybody. Ronnie says well most everyone...Casey says they're having a celebratory party...Ronnie tries to change the subject by talking about how fast BB cleans up the BY after a comp and then sees Jordan sulking and asks her if she's ok?...Jordan says she's just mad...Ronnie tries to hug her but she doesn't budge...Ronnie says "you're upset with me?"...Jordan says she's mad, they all had this plan and someone didn't stick to it...the others say someone on this couch...Jordan says now the other side is against us and Casey is in a bad spot. Ronnie says the others have talked to him but not said one word to him, they've just talked about the game & Chima's speech...feeds go to control room...they return with Casey saying Ronnie is calm because he's HOH...Ronnie says it's part of the game (the lying), that's why he voiced his concern to you, you, you because it's the game. Casey asks if last minute Ronnie went against the plan? Ronnie denies it...Casey one by one asks them all who they voted for and of course Ronnie lies. Casey says that's a fun game ...Jeff says he wishes whoever it is just come clean with it, it's part of the game and let's work together if you still want to work...they start talking about how Chima did it (the speech) and feeds go to the control room...they return with Laura saying at least Ronnie can sleep good. Ronnie doesn't know about that because in less than 24 hrs he thinks he has to make the nominations. Laura asks when the food comp will be and Ronnie says no idea but then gives her his idea on it, lol...Casey says they guessed the HOH comp pretty well...Jeff says what's even stupider is that even with them knowing there was a rat, the HOH comp went according to plan and the two people they wanted competing at the end were there. Casey says he hopes whoever the rat is, they stick to the plan, maybe they can stick to the second part of the plan. Jeff says it's going to be an interesting nomination ceremony. Ronnie notices something on a plate on the table and says "is that butter? no, it's cheese, from the angle I was looking at, it looked like butter"...Jeff says "what's that cheese for?"...Ronnie doesn't know, the cheese stands alone...Jeff gets a devilish look on his face and says "the cheese gets the rat"...Jeff then looks right at Ronnie...Ronnie & Laura giggle...Ronnie says "you kill me Jeff"...Jeff puts his head back and mocking them says "ha ha ha!"...Casey loudly says "HA HA HA HA!"...Jeff says "and you know what's even going to be a better one? is that when everyone's gone they can just go in the camera and be like (gnaws on food motion), eat the cheese in front of the cameras and be like"... They all start laughing and Jeff says "that's what I would do"...Ronnie instantly changes the subject and asks if they ate dinner...Jordan says yes, Laura ate a bagel, Michele chimes in, Jeff says no, they're still sick about the rat...Laura says she's just sick in general...Ronnie says it's the adrenaline of being in a comp, he was shaking...Casey bring up the fact someone out there is a liar and Jeff says he doesn't care about the comp...Ronnie repeats it's a game...Casey asks if that makes it ok?...Ronnie says no, it just makes it a game...Jeff says he gets it...Ronnie says he got played like 4 other people got played, he's just happy that he's in a position that he can do something about it and maintain things. Casey says we'll see what happens and he's excited about his nominations...Jeff says me too...Ronnie says alright, well he was wondering where they were...Jeff says they're sulking...Jeff in his Irish accent says they're going down with the ship, either jump aboard or tell them who the rat is. Jordan says "we're going home now"...Ronnie says no they're not...Jordan says they're all coming after them...Ronnie says not all comps will be physical...Casey asks Ronnie what Kevin & Lydia were saying about him...Ronnie says nothing yet, he's waiting...they talk about when the noms will be, the schedule coming up...Laura asks if Ronnie knows what he's going to do?...Ronnie says he has some ideas, he's trying to hedge his bets in getting what they want done, they go over various scenarios with backdooring and it's clear Ronnie is trying to convince them of something they don't believe...Jordan says Ronnie needs to put Russell up along with another strong player...Laura tries to reason with Ronnie saying if he's going to use a pawn, don't put one of them up, put one of the others up, she doesn't want to be used as a pawn because she did reach out to him. Casey comes out and yells "too late!" and this sets Ronnie off saying that he's scamming and is acting all paranoid...they start arguing with Ronnie saying that Casey is making a difficult situation worse and that he's being so loud about the rat and that indicates the person that is usually the rat, Casey OTOH is saying that why would he lie when he told Chima to her face he voted her out and has his teammates are pissed at him, what good did that do, he didn't gain from that. They have a hilarious little debate about who is included in the phrase Y'ALL. Ronnie walks out in a huff and Jordan says "he did it"...Laura says "I told you" and that's a wrap! JJ aren't like J&N 9:52-9:55pm Jeff, Jordan & Laura are outside talking about the rat and how tired they are of this shit...Jeff who is sitting on the coffee table, says the best thing they can do is stay positive, be happy, what the others would want the most is them walking around with their heads down and just counting the days. Jordan says that people are asking her how much she trusts Jeff and things like that...Jeff says they want Jordan against him...Jordan says "I know but listen"...Jeff says he's the one with his word in this house...Jordan says she knows Jeff isn't doing anything, will he listen?...Jeff says "no! I'm not a good listener". Jordan says "all of us and we need to get Casey in here have to promise not to turn on each other and to stick with each other the whole freaking time"...Jeff says "how do you say that when one of us is a rat?"...Laura says "yeah"...Jordan says "no! I don't believe it's either one of you, I honestly believe it's not one of you"...Laura says she wouldn't be doing all this shit if it was her...Jordan says "why? do you think it's me or something stupid?"...Jeff laughs and says "no, I don't think it's you" Jeff gives her a look.. swoon ☺️ and says "hey...you better apologize, I said no negative energy out here"...Jordan says "definitely giving me negative energy"...Jordan says that Natalie said she wanted to break them up, she thinks they're jealous because they're BFF and we're close, we do flirt but besides that. Jeff says "whatever, tsk, dude why do they bust mine and your balls, not bust them two"...Jordan says it's because she has a boyfriend...Jeff says they flirt as much as we do...Laura says they flirt more...Jordan says Jeff doesn't wake her up and make her breakfast (he would later! )...Laura says "or rub her shoulder for hours on end". Jeff says "it's not like she scratches my back for more than 20 seconds at a time...that's changing too! I'll tell you that! did you hear me?"...Jordan says "yes"...Jeff says that is one thing he is changing, they're doing better backscratches...talk turns to the sleeping arrangements… HOH room reveal - stair hug 10-10:03pm Ronnie yells out for the HG's to come see his HOH room. Some go up right away but some are a little slower in going up, BB is organizing them for the TV show, while they get organized Jeff and Jordan wait on the stairs, Jeff puts his arm around Jordan and comforts her (they are still reeling over the fact Braden was voted out), he then rubs her neck for a bit too...sweet. ♥ HOH room reveal - Twinning 10:08-10:27pm Jeff & Jordan are still reeling from the fact that Braden was evicted not Chima but they put on a brave face to go up to Ronnie's HOH room reveal. As Ronnie talks about his wife and the others laugh and carry on, Jeff & Jordan, along with Laura just stand there for quite awhile with their arms crossed not saying a word, the expression on their faces in this screencap says it all. Twinning Jeff shakes Ronnie’s hand and says "congrats, you deserve it brother". Shortly after that Ronnie tells them that the photo of Michelle & his cat is his cell phone background, Jordan's face during this is too funny. Ronnie and the others ramble on about stuff while Jeff, Jordan & Laura say boo and continue watching demonstrating noticeably tense body language. Jeff's face just after the 10:13pm mark on Cam 1 & 3 makes me LOL...reading his mind he's probably thinking "when the f**k can I get out of here and how the f**k did this happen? Just before the 10:15pm mark Ronnie talks about his Legally Blond soundtrack CD and Jeff finally speaks up and asks to see it. He looks at the CD. Ronnie starts talking about his bubble wand and Jeff goes to the bathroom right after this. Ronnie starts opening his playdoh and hands it out, Laura grabs some begrudgingly and starts playing with it. Jordan just stands there with her hands on her hips. When Jeff comes out of the bathroom, Jordan takes some playdoh from Laura and starts playing with it half-heartedly. Jeff looks at the fish tank for a bit and then moves over to Ronnie's pictures and says that Ronnie's dad looks a little like Matthew McConaughey from Dazed & Confused...Ronnie says he totally sees it. Casey who has excused himself just a minute before leaves. Laura & Jordan continue to not say a word this whole time. Jordan excuses herself saying congratulations to Ronnie and leaves. Jordan sighs going down the stairs and immediately goes outside. Laura heads out right after and heads outside too...as Laura and Jordan start comiserating on the couches in the BY, Jeff, who is clearly itching to leave the room finally does just before the 10:27pm mark. BY chat - Comiserating 10:27-10:34pm Jeff comes out of the HOH room and heads outside where Jordan & Laura are, they have been talking game, feeling frustrated. Jeff approaches them and Laura says "talking shit?"...Jeff says "no, he's a good guy, Ronnie's a good guy you know...I just feel bad, I'm proud of him, they just, those people just suck the fun and energy and they make everything...like a happy thing for him, good thing he's happy go lucky cuz they just suck the energy right out of the room" Jordan says "oh I love that!" and you gotta pretend you're like...Jeff says "it's just disgusting, the kid's so happy and innocent" (yeah right Jeff! lol)...Laura says she's happy for him...Jeff says Ronnie's playing the game, he has too soft of a heart for that, he's a good kid...Laura says he's doing what he has to do to win...Laura & Jeff talk over each other here and they're making opposite points but just keep going, lol. Jeff says they can't share the HOH with him and they were the ones talking to him the whole time, the others make fun of him all week but now they're up there...Jeff says he didn't say anything, Ronnie is happy seeing his family so he doesn't want to do anything to disrupt that, if people want to be stupid he's not going to get in the way of that, it's just sick the way people act sometimes. Laura can't believe the way some of them act in there, don't they realize they're on surveillance 24/7?...Jeff says what are you going to do? look at the good people in the world, Ronnie's a good person no matter what he did, it's just a game, it's nice to meet people like that I guess. Jeff admits that the game gets to his head and he loses his temper...Jeff walks back inside...feeds go to control room and return...Laura goes off about how she has a real life outside this place and she will probably never see these people after the finale, all she hopes is that if Ronnie wants her up that he puts her up so she can at least play for the veto...Jordan assures her she isn't going out...Jeff comes back outside. Jeff sits down and says he hopes they're not up there already playing the game by pointing out that they (J/J/C/L) were the first people to leave, he hopes they don't start that, let him enjoy his moment. Laura says it was uncomfortable, Jeff says totally, it wasn't even his moment and he felt he was ruining it, it's terrible...Laura & Jeff say they both almost teared up when Ronnie read the letter and they couldn't even enjoy it. Casey comes outside and says "cackle, cackle, suck, suck" Laura laughs. Casey says you think I'm funny in here, wait until you see me out of here...Jeff says he can't wait to kick it out of there, they don't have to put on any fu**ing shows even though they don't dance for each other. Casey starts lecturing about how they are still there, there is a lot that can happen depending on who is put up and then veto, there are tons of variables, his advice is to not argue and try not to vent too much...Casey says he might go off on Russell still...Laura says how Jessie's true colors came out, how he was trying not to be the same guy he was last season but he is...Casey defends Jessie saying he is just trying to win, the longer he stays the better it is for his career, the better his shot at getting half a million...Jordan says she wouldn't want someone like him getting half a million. Casey says they may want to watch against overconfidence in the future...Laura says they're not gone yet, they need to be careful...they spit out some cliches and say they're tired of talking and thinking about it. Casey says he's not going to be friends with these people (with some exceptions), play the role, play the game, put on a happy face...listen to him giving advice, he doesn't know wtf is going on...Jeff while smoking says he's done talking, he doesn't know wtf is going on dude. Casey complains about having to apologize over and over to Kevin about the vote. BY chat - Comiserating continued 10:34-10:48pm Comiserating continues...Casey says he doesn't know if he's good enough for this game because he doesn't like chasing people around, doesn't have the energy nor the desire, it will be noted that the four of them left first, you can believe that...silence...Laura lays down and says she's glad they're staying outside so they can't hog the backyard...Casey says that's dumb too, you can't be in a room because they're in there? that's lame as hell...Casey & Jeff continue to smoke up a storm...Casey says "do your giggling and your cackling and your fu**ing scheming, whatever dude". Laura closes her eyes...Casey wonders what Ronnie's master plan is...Casey laughs saying he thinks they still have 5 votes, Casey makes fun of himself bragging in the DR about having 6 votes to 5, lol...Jeff says he couldn't even talk in there because he's so sick of eating his words from day one. Jeff says he said "this person has a great heart, they wear their heart on their sleeve, they're the best" and ugh he walks in there, they're going to put a cartoon knife in his back...Jordan and Laura laugh...more silence...Jordan then speaks up saying that she trusts them all but she's still skeptical about Michele...Jeff says he's skeptical about everybody at this point...Casey says he based his decision on her word, on what she said, that and his distaste in general for Russell & Natalie. Jordan tries to lighten the mood by saying how funny it was that Russell & Jessie came out there with their nice jeans and shoes and no tops on...Casey says they're peacocks...Jordan makes fun of Russell with his shirt buttoned down halfway...Jordan says she bets Braden is saying some funny stuff right now, she knows it was a shock for him...Jeff says poor guy, he's going to get killed...Jordan says she feels really bad for him...more silence...Jeff finishes his cigarette, puts his hands to his bent head and scratches it...more silence...Jeff rubs his lower lip and says hmm...Casey says yeah, they're all confident too, Casey says he voted to evict Chima dead eye in the camera like a fu**ing idiot, whatever dude...Jeff says me too, me too...more silence Jeff says to Casey "I was telling them, game or no game, Ronnie is a happy kid right now...Casey says "I don't feel bad for him, he might have got us"...Jeff says he was telling Laura & Jordan that he hopes they're not tainting his enjoyment with the whole see who left first, see who trusts you stuff, he hopes they're not doing that....Casey says you know they are, they are...Jeff says that is terrible, he's enjoying a moment and they gotta ruin it with playing this game...more silence...Casey then says that honestly it's a game, they got hustled, it's funny that Ronnie keeps saying it though, it's just a game...Laura says it's because he knows who he's going to put up and one of their happy asses is going up and we'll be seeing the tapes soon and he's worried saying it's just a game...Jeff says "whatever, it is just a game". Laura says she was happy before she came there and if they send her out sooner than later she'll be happy walking out the door...Casey says he'll go back to a loving family and healthy kids...Jeff says "man, are we licking our wounds"...Casey says it seems like Jessie knew because he kept telling them they were going to regret it and he thought Jessie was just playing mind games, he acted like he knew...Laura says she doesn't think Jessie knew Ronnie would do that, he's playing mind games which is smart on his part....more silence... Casey says that he's not going to let somebody's speech dictate what he does (Chima's)...more silence then Casey gets up to lay on the lounger across the BY...more :( and silence...Laura asks Jeff for a towel, Jeff says it's wet, Laura say it's ok, she will cover her face with a pillow...Michele comes out and Casey asks if Michele can go check for liquor, she does...Casey says to lick your wounds right now and live to fight another day, 4 of them can't go home so 3 of them will fight for HOH next week...Jeff says maybe all 4 of them...Casey says unless he has superpowers he can't send all 4 of them home...Laura says he may put one of them up with Kevin and gives them the veto or he may replace someone with one of them...Casey says at least then they get to play for it and maybe pick with HG's choice...Laura says that's what she was telling Jordan, she'd rather be nominated and then fight for POV...Laura leaves to go to the bathroom... BY chat - There's the BFF reference again 10:49-10:51pm After Laura leaves to go to the bathroom, Jordan asks Jeff "what are you thinking about?"...Jeff says "I don't know...everything"...Jeff thinks and then says "I hate losing, I don't take it well"...Jordan half giggles...Jeff says "I swear it's the worst"...Jordan smiles...Casey yells out "you just hate 2 weeks in a row of the fu**ing gloating man"...Jeff mumbles "I hate it"...Jordan says "I know, me too...we were being too confident yesterday"...Jeff says "I was being too nice, I trust you, you're such a nice, good person, wtf was I thinking...I get fu**ed in here the same way I get fu**ed outside, I give everyone the benefit of the doubt, I meet a new person, I'm like 'you're the best'...and then...(Jeff does the popping sound with his finger in his mouth)...right in your butthole...I don't know why"...Jeff says "I made some bad choices from the moment I got in here"...Jordan says "like what? I don't think you did"...Jeff says "I don't think I was ready for what this was all about"...Jordan says "I thought I could do it, I was like oh, I'll be myself, you know?"...Jeff says "but I mean even if I played again I can't be one of them, it's just not me, I can't do that, ykwim? I can't do that"... Jordan says "if you weren't here I would die...you're my BFF in the house" :) ...Jeff says "I'm your anchor in this house"...Jordan says "what does that mean?"...Jeff says "you'd probably be up there right now if you didn't talk to me"...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says "I don't know, you'd probably be with them...I don't know what I'm saying...I don't even know what that means"...Jordan says "I don't like you when you're mad"...Jeff doesn't respond but says "I just gotta think, there's not much to think about but"...Michele comes out then Laura... BY chat - No joking around 10:51-11:01pm Michele comes outside and joins Jeff & Jordan, she's sad because she was so close in the HOH competition and she was one buzzer away from seeing pictures of Tim. Jordan says sorry that she said 'fag', she didn't mean to offend her, she says gay a lot, she has to work on that. Jordan says she was close but they have next week. Jordan says Ronnie was so excited (about his HOH room) and that they look like some depressed people...Jeff says he's a little...he's just pissed...Jordan wishes they still had Braden...Jordan says she's sleeping on his mat tonight, not with Lydia. Jeff kind of shrugs to signal ok, if you want to sleep alone that's fine. Jordan says she actually slept good last night...Jeff says me too...Jordan asks if her feet got in the way?...Jeff says no...Jordan says "not at all, I didn't kick you in the face?"...Jeff says no...Jordan says tonight she probably would but Jeff doesn't respond and Jordan says nevermind, tonight is not the night for jokes. Laura says that Jessie technically doesn't have a bed...Jordan says why doesn't he hop in with Natalie? Laura says she assumes he'll do that...Jordan says Laura killed the comp, it should have been her and Ronnie in the final round...Laura says she was close, probably everybody back home was like Laura! nooo! Jeff is silently rubbing his ear...Jordan says Laura was doing so good and here she was (doing badly). They talk briefly about the have not competition. Jordan says she wishes it was just the 5 of them left...Jordan says "Jeff if you leave, I'll be so bored"...she says she'll have Laura and Casey...Laura says Jeff can write you a letter or vice versa...Jordan says "yeah Jeff"...Laura says she doubts it will happen...Jordan says "listen homie, if you leave before me or if I leave before you write me a letter" :) Jeff says "alright"...Jordan says write a mean one...Jeff says he was going to say if he could put F-bombs in there?...Jordan asks if you're allowed to say whatever you want?...Laura says no, they monitor the letters...silence...Laura says her head hurts again, Jordan's was hurting before...Jordan says if Braden was there it would be such a different mood...Jordan says they wouldn't be rubbing it in people's faces...Jeff says yeah they would but then says he doesn't know what he's talking about. Jordan wants to sleep out in the BY tonight...more silence...Jeff says he hopes they're not fu**ing around and try to take his bed from him...Laura says they already tried?...Jeff says yeah...Laura asks what Jeff said...Jordan says why don't they go in there then?...Jeff says he's not playing that game either cuz he'll fu**ing snap. Jeff then imitates Natalie saying "who's bed was it originally?"...Laura says Chima's...Jeff says he gave up his bed for that fu**ing cocksucker...Jeff says "see what you get for being nice? it sucks, I hate it"...Laura says she knows, exactly. Jordan can't find her reef sandals...long pause of silence...Jordan finally asks Laura if she wants to go inside and lay down?...Laura kinda does but where is Jordan going to lay down?...they decide to lay in Jeff's bed and they leave the BY.

July 15 Raspberry kiss in the RR 12:18-1:03am J&J are laying in the RR in Jeff's bed. The other HG's are in there with them chatting about various things. Unfortunately there is not one camera focused in on J&J but occasionally it is and there are some sweet moments captured...feeds return with Jeff telling Jordan that it was a nice gesture...he is referring to Jordan giving him a raspberry kiss on the cheek (this was shown on the tv show but not on the live feeds). Jordan blows a raspberry on Jeff's shoulder and then gets comfy. Jordan smiles at Chima saying that the athletes are threatening people, she might need security. Jeff says he didn't say shit, he says he's not really a part of that team, they laugh...Jeff says he needs a new shirt, like a purple one. Jeff has been saying that Jordan loves to throw in little stones (at him) and Jordan says Jeff is just so easy to pick on because he's so Gucci...Jeff says he's a good sport. They talk about being safe in the house and Jordan says "ain't nobody safe in this house"...Laura says she's safe if Jordan wins...Jordan says y'all are safe if you win (pointing to Kevin)...what are you Outcasts?...they all start laughing and Chima says did you see Kevin's face when she said that? LOL they tell Jordan it is "Offbeats"...Jordan tells Kevin to not be mad, she was just kidding. J&J lay together in silence… Jordan starts playing footsie with Jeff's leg. :) J&J nudge closer together and Jordan drapes her leg over Jeff's and plays footsie with his calf...(bone LOL ) Jeff says how many articles of clothing can Laura fold and he lightly slaps Jordan's butt. LOL Jordan is sitting up and Jeff starts writing something on her back. They giggle & bicker... Jeff turns on his side and Jordan leans into him. Jeff occasionally touches Jordan's back & side. Jeff starts rubbing Jordan's neck and Jeff makes sure she knows that he wants the same on his back in return...Kevin asks if they are fighting?...Natalie says they would make a cute couple for real...Kevin says yes, can they make babies? :) Jordan reaches back to Jeff and he starts playing with her arm, he's jiggling her arm, lol, he laughs and goes in to get closer, he starts rubbing her neck again, Jordan has her arm behind him. He rubs for 3 minutes and then Jordan leaves for the bathroom... RR - Can JJ make babies 12:57-1:03am Jeff rubs Jordan's neck in the RR (on Jeff's bed) with the other HG's around discussing all sorts of topics. Jeff makes sure Jordan knows that he expects the same from her on his back. They bicker a little and Kevin asks them if they are fighting. Natalie says that for real they make a cute couple. Kevin says if they can make babies. ;) Jeff asks Jordan if it feels good, she says yes. She wants Jeff to keep going...Jeff says see how I feel? Jeff jiggles Jordan's arm, he laughs and turns to rub her neck again. Jordan is clearly enjoying it. :) RR - Jeff doesn't like Jordan flirting 1:34-1:38am Jeff & Jordan have moved over into the same bed (Natalie's bed by the wall), it has been decided as a group they will sleep there tonight. Feeds turn to J&J whispering in bed... @1:34:48am...Jordan is saying how she's trying to be friendly with the others...Jeff says she is doing a good job...Jeff says something about "she just wants to shake shit up" and then Jordan says maybe she is playing just like she (Jordan) is playing Russell...Jeff says maybe she is (not sure who "she" is) Jordan says she was flirting with Russell and rubbing his head...Jeff says "don't do that because you give him the wrong...no, do whatever you want...I'm just saying you send some people the wrong messages, you know what I mean?" 🫤 Jordan says they're ok, that Ronnie was looking at them and falling for it (her flirting with Russell) so obviously it was believable...Ronnie turns on the lights...Jeff says what do you mean we're ok, that Lydia is out there?...Jordan says no, Ronnie believed it so obviously she was doing a good job...Jeff says doing a good job of being a little ho?...Jeff laughs and Jordan says ya. Jordan says she's serious...Jeff says are you good at that?...Jordan says mmm, hmm, definitely...Jeff asks her how she is when her and her friends go out but Jordan gets distracted and talks to Russell who is milling around and doesn't answer.... They say goodnight to Russell & Ronnie...Jeff whispers he's such a dork and then lights go back off...Jeff mumbles "you are a fu**ing little flirt" but Jordan doesn't hear him, more distraction... Jeff starts whispering about how glad he is that Lydia left them, she's a loose cannon, she f**ked them and now people are ignoring her because they know she's a backstabber...Laura walks in and says why is the speaker on?...Jordan says the camera is right on them...boy/girl/bed... ;) Jeff says if Laura takes her top off, the camera will go on her LOL Laura, Jeff & Jordan start talking game on J&J's bed... RR - Watch out cutie 2:12-2:15am Jeff, who has gone to the bathroom, returns to the RR where Jordan, Laura and now Ronnie are game talking...Jordan and Laura are on sitting on the bed, Ronnie is sitting on the floor...Jeff points out his black Adidas shoes (wearing them for live show) and asks Jordan if she likes them? Jordan says they're ok...Jeff asks why she doesn't like them?...Jordan says she doesn't know, she needs to see them in the light...Jeff says he'll put them on later, he likes them...Jordan says "well if you like them, that's good" (oh how that would change lol)...Jeff giggles about them being the only pair of dress shoes he brought because they're dark, he put dark shoelaces on them, usually they're white... Jeff moves over to the bed and playfully chops at Jordan's head, he hesitates getting in the bed for a second but makes his move, saying to Jordan "watch out cutie" He gets in and lays down, Jordan says she feels like they're having a slumber party...Jeff says it's the schemer circle...Laura starts telling a story about a dream she had...Jordan pats Jeff's leg...Jeff stretches it out more and pats Jordan's butt/leg with his foot...Jordan immediately starts rubbing Jeff's leg...Jeff helps her out by lifting his sweatpants leg up...Jordan gives Jeff a thorough leg rub while Jeff tells his dream story… As she continues rubbing, Ronnie says he had a nightmare for the first time and Jeff says "what was it, a giant hot dog was trying to eat you?" (Jeff is hilarious! duh :) ) Ronnie explains his dream and they all agree he needs to see the psychologist. LOL RR - Same bed back scratch 2:20-2:33am Jeff & Jordan have just finished up their game talk with Laura (and Casey) and settle down for bed. They are sleeping in the same bed (Natalie's old bed, she is sleeping in the HOH). Jeff is sleeping against the wall. Jordan says she doesn't even want any covers because it's too hot. Laura says "doesn't it sound like the speakers are on?"...Jeff & Jordan say yes...Laura tells BB that the speaker is on and they can't sleep. Jeff gets up to grab the other blanket and lays back down. BB has turned the speaker off, J&J take their mics off and say goodnight to Laura...Laura says pray about Thursday, Jordan says she has been, Jeff says just be positive and good things will come. Jeff fiddles with the covers and then says "you wanna scratch my back?"...Jordan says "hmm?"...Jeff giggles...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "you do? I'm so excited"...Jeff turns to have his back facing Jordan and says don't do it if she's uncomfortable...Jordan starts scratching and asks how he can sleep in sweatpants...Jeff says he will take them off. Jordan keeps scratching and Jeff says "it's good"...Jordan says Jeff's back is a little wet...Jeff says it is? he's a little hot...Jordan says he should put on basketball shorts or something...Jeff gets up to change out of his sweatpants...feeds go to fish then return immediately...Jeff is back in bed and Jordan is scratching. After a couple of minutes Jeff says that Michele is going to sleep in his bed...Jordan continues scratching Jeff in silence and after about 5 minutes or so she taps him to signal it's over. She softly hugs Jeff, buries her face towards him and Jeff reaches back and squeezes her thigh/butt and says "that was good"...Jeff turns to lay on his back and says "that was a long one"...Jordan says "I know"...Jeff says "see, I like it, now it's even". Michele comes in and they chat with her about the bed and extra pillows...the feeds switch to the SS room for half a minute then go back to the RR, Jeff is scratching Jordan's leg/butt, Jordan slaps his hand, lol & Jeff slaps her hand back, lol. Jeff goes into the HN room to check on something, Jordan talks to Michele...Jordan says it's hot now but in the morning it will be cold. Jeff who's in the HN room, thinks you can hear people clearly in there so he asks Jordan to say something in a normal voice to see if he can hear her...Jordan says "you're stupid"...Jeff comes back in and says he didn't hear anything, he thought he heard them before. Jeff gets back in bed… RR - JJ get super close 2:33-2:48am Jeff gets back in bed with Jordan and starts getting settled in with the sheet and laying the right way...Braden walks by and Jordan says "Braaaden"...Jeff says "good morning"...Jordan has her back/butt to Jeff and Jeff is facing the same way, he gets his pillow just right and then goes to put his hand on Jordan, he seems hesitant or nervous in knowing exactly where to put his hand, lol, he touches her hip and then fiddles with her shirt...Jordan turns and says "do my arm"...Jeff starts scratching it but it takes a few tries to get her arm positioned just right, Jeff laughs about it and Jordan lays on her back to get her arm just right for scratching. Jordan bends her leg towards Jeff and he gets to scratching. :) They talk to Michele briefly and Braden walks by again back into the SS room. Jeff says something about the others and the food re: the noise they're making, Jordan says they're having a feast. Michele gets up and whispers something to J&J about the tiff she had with Chima earlier, she goes back to bed, they say their goodnights. Jordan points out that she has a burn on her arm from baking cookies...Jeff farts a silent one, Jordan says "don't you dare fart, I don't wanna hear it"...Jeff laughs and says he just did, it was a little one...Jordan says "you did fart? did it smell?"...Jeff smells for it and says "yeah"...Jeff laughs and Jordan says "eww, gross". Jeff whispers something inaudible to Jordan...she puts her arm towards Jeff's chest and rubs it, she says "you're like on fire"...they keep mumbling something inaudible and meanwhile Michele is saying something but they ignore it and keep talking LOL...Jordan giggles about something and then they start talking about Jordan's retainer, she plays with it and Jeff says ewww, he laughs and says "don't do that...if I get grossed out..." Jeff flicks her retainer just for fun, lol, and then drapes his leg over hers. Jordan asks if he would get grossed out, Jeff says "about what?"...Jordan says that is what he said...Jeff says "if you're like" and he shows her what she looked like playing with the retainer. Jeff starts lightly scratching her arm again...the other HG's are being loud in the kitchen, J&J whisper inaudibly to each other...Jordan touches her belly and says something about her stomach being flatter or fatter (can't make it out)...Jeff exhales/sighs and turns right onto his back....he says "what's up? it's fu**ing hot in here and in the morning (it's cold)..."...Jordan turns and hugs Jeff and Jeff caresses her hair...this lasts for less than 30 seconds... Jordan turns back and says it's too hot for that...Jeff laughs...Jordan faces the other way but reaches back to make sure she is touching Jeff's leg with her hand. Jeff makes the sign of the cross and prays. He holds his fingers up to his ears to pray in silence. Jeff finishes and says that he had to do a quick prayer. Jordan holds Jeff's arm and tells Jeff she likes to hold people's arms like this, she doesn't know why...Jeff says "oh yeah? that's nice". Jeff says it's for taking a walk through the park...Jeff asks Jordan if she knows what fall is (lol Jeff), does North Carolina have fall?...Jordan says "uhh, yeah"...Jeff says he doesn't know how cold it gets there, a lot of places don't have fall...Jordan says her birthday is in the fall...Jeff says when is it?...Jordan says November...Jeff says that's not the fall, that's the winter. 🤨 Jordan begs to differ...Jeff says in Chicago it's cold & snowing already. Jeff says "November what?"...Jordan says "21st"...Jeff says his Ma's is November 24th...Jordan says "what's yours?"...Jeff says "June 5th"...Jordan says her sister and her grandpa's is June 29th...Jordan takes Jeff's arm and places it on her with his hand resting on her thigh, she starts rubbing his hand with hers and says his hand is so soft, hers isn't...Jordan says Jeff has girl hands and she has boy hands...Jeff says it's because he puts lotion on every single time he's in the bathroom...Jordan keeps caressing them and says "yeah, you have really soft hands"...Jeff says even his callouses are soft...Jordan says "feel mine"...Jeff feels and she says she's just kidding...Jeff says she has none but her hands are dry...Jordan asks if they feel real, real dry? Jeff says not real dry but dry...Jordan's not so sure...Jeff says "believe me, if they were dry I would tell you, I don't like dry"...Jeff says it drives him fu**ing bananas...mmm, banana pancakes :) ...Jordan giggles and Jeff laughs..Jeff says "you want those tomorrow?"...Jordan says eww, banana? that's gross..Jeff says he'll make banana nut pancakes...Michele, who is listening over in the peanut gallery says she'll have them (who asked you anyway? grrr) Jeff says fine, Michele says deal, Jeff says done...Jordan continues to rub Jeff's hand and strategically places it on her inner thigh, LOL ...she then rubs his arm and taps it, Jeff taps her thigh...Jordan reaches down again and caresses & holds Jeff's thumb while her other hand rubs Jeff's forearm...Jeff just lays there enjoying :) ...Jordan taps Jeff to signal time's up and then she turns her butt to Jeff and gets comfy...they lay still for awhile and then the feeds switch to the kitchen. RR - It's getting hot in here 🔥😉 3:03-3:08am Just after the 3:03am mark the feeds switch from the kitchen where many of the HG's are eating, talking, etc. to Natalie & Michele in the RR who are having a mini confrontation about something that happened outside regarding crying and spraying ants (not sure exactly what this was all about). Natalie is telling Michele she took what she said personally and was offended, Michele is telling Natalie that she didn't mean for it to come off that way, she was joking, etc. Natalie leaves just before the 3:05am mark saying that it was a miscommunication so let's just drop it and Michele says she would appreciate it if Natalie comes to her first with something rather than talk to everyone else about it. Michele tells Jeff & Jordan she's sorry about that...Jeff, referring to the ants, drops a one-liner saying "don't let the bed bugs bite" LOL...he says "don't worry, just get some sleep"...the volume on the RR feeds decreases now and the volume on the kitchen feeds increases...Natalie walks in and lies about what she was doing in the RR, she tells the others she was going in there to check to see if her bed was available, she tells them that Jeff & Jordan are in there (she obviously did this to ensure people knew J&J were in bed together because just 3 hours before she had insisted they sleep in her bed because she was going to sleep in the HOH). Loud mics switch back to the RR. Cam 1 - Michele/Cam 2 - Jeff & Jordan Michele complains to J&J about Natalie and that people were saying she was outside crying when all she was doing was eating chips, it's bullshit...Cam 2 zooms in on J&J...Jeff has his arm draped over Jordan's chest and she is rubbing it...Jeff says he never heard that...Jordan says "now you know how we feel"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jeff says "see how shit goes around this house?"...Michele pulls the cover over head...Jeff says "how about this, you got a bed and your monkey"...Michele says that's right but it probably makes her crazy too. Right as Jordan puts her hand on Jeff's leg that is draped over her, Jeff farts...Jordan says ewww...Jeff laughs and says he thought that would break the tension for Michele...Jordan says "she doesn't care about your farts"...Jordan tugs at Jeff's shorts to pull Jeff's leg up higher on her...Jeff laughs again. Laura who is still awake too says "are y'all hot?"...Jeff says "yeah" and he caresses Jordan's upper chest/neck area...Laura says "it's hot as f**k in here"...Jeff says he knows, it's (usually) not like that, it's today. Jeff says "I think they're doing it on purpose"...Jordan adjusts her t-shirt and Laura says "please turn on the AC, I can't sleep in this desert"...Jeff yawns and says they (BB) control everything...Jordan lifts up her arm and says something about her going to sleep...Jeff bites it :) and says he was relaxing too...Jordan fidgets with her shirt again and Jeff lifts his leg...Jordan says it's not Jeff, he puts it back down and she rubs his leg...Jeff reaches down and lifts his briefs up to scratch his leg...the camera starts rotating and Jordan who is uber aware of it says "oh great here comes the camera"...Jeff just giggles...they lay there awhile and then just after the 3:08am mark the feeds switch to the kitchen. RR - Sexual tension builds 3:20-3:42am sexual tension has already built up here and this is week one! Now Jordan & Jeff have changed positions and Jordan is closest to the wall. They are facing each other and fighting "the feeling" :) Jordan says something about her eyes automatically watering up, you know? and Jeff says "you know" and starts caressing her hair, their faces are inches apart... Jeff says "you know what my ma used to do to make me fall asleep? she'd crack eggs on my head"...Jordan says "huh?"...Jeff shows her how his ma did it and Jordan giggles...Jordan in her hoarse night voice says "is that a Catholic thing?"...Jeff says "nah, I don't know what the hell that is"...Jordan says she was just kidding. Jeff rubs her hair again and says "dude, doesn't it feel good? dude, a dozen eggs, she'd always do that" and he cracks another one on Jordan's head...Jordan says "that does"...Jeff says "it feels good though right?...you don't like it?"...Jordan says "no, I said it feels good". Jordan touches her hair and says "I don't have any hair on this side of my hair, I'm bald, all my hair parts to the left, I got a cowlick"...Jeff repeats cowlick...they continue facing each other, the chemistry is palpable...Jordan touches Jeff on the chest and then buries her head closer to Jeff, they lay like this for a bit and then Jordan says something about her face being smashed (?)...Jeff says he can see her and he turns on his back. Jordan is unsure where she should put her hand, she puts it on Jeff's belly...Jeff touches hers with his, rubs it and they lay there for a little while...someone walks by, someone is making noise in the room while they lay there...Jordan seems nervous, she puts her hand more on Jeff's chest now...their eyes are closed...Jordan reaches for Jeff's right arm that is above his head, brings it down and holds onto it for comfort...they fidget a little occasionally but eventually seem to settle into some kind of sleep. @ the 3:41am mark Jeff gets restless and uncomfortable and gently removes his arm from under Jordan, touches her to let her know he's there and then turns on his stomach to really settle into sleep Jeff isn't sleeping well 5:04-7:30am J&J's first night sleeping in the same bed didn't allow Jeff for very restful sleep...even though Jordan seems to be getting some sleep, Jeff isn't. Just before the 5:05am mark Jeff starts getting restless legs. Just before the 5:13am mark Jeff gingerly turns over so not to disturb Jordan, grabs the sheet that is between them and cradles it while touching Jordan to let her know he's there, she moves closer to him and Jeff puts his right leg over Jordan's leg...the foot shaking ensues... Just after the 5:22am mark Jeff bends his other leg up, he's clearly not sleeping, he keeps fidgeting... Just before the 5:27am mark Jordan stirs and gets herself more comfy by covering herself with the sheet, Jeff turns back onto his stomach and faces the other way...Jordan rubs his back, fixes her sheet, then rubs his back again to let him know she's there. Jeff keeps shaking his foot. Just after the 5:53am mark Jordan stirs and sits up to fix her sheet and turn herself towards the wall, Jeff turns towards her, she snuggles into Jeff's arm while Jeff turns himself more comfortably, he covers himself with his sheet at the same time. He whispers to her "you comfortable?"...Jordan says "mmm, hmm" Just after the 6:08am mark a funny moment when Jeff, who has been apparently awake for at least the last 20 minutes turns to try and sleep on his stomach...he tries to cover himself with his sheet which is a complete tangled mess so he gives up, stands up and untangles it and then gets back in bed. He also takes this time to put the heavier blanket at the foot of their bed for when it gets colder. Just after the 6:15am mark Jeff shifts again, reaches for something, sits up, puts a pillow from the floor onto the bed, scratches himself and just generally looks bewildered. He goes to the bathroom. Just before the 6:19am mark Jeff returns and lays down, more foot shaking, stirring & yawning. Just after the 6:33am mark Jeff stirs again, scratches and turns his head. Just after the 6:38am mark Jordan stirs, looks back at Jeff, nudges closer to him and Jeff cradles his arm around her neck and they stay that way for a long time. Just before the 7:26am mark Jeff & Jordan both stir, Jordan lifts her head and Jeff takes his arm out but she moves back into Jeff and they snuggle more. Jordan holds Jeff with her free hand...at this point Jordan isn't even visible on camera, lol. I recall Jeff telling someone, if not Jordan, that he had terrible sleep this night and he couldn't sleep with Jordan again Leave her cute ass alone 11:30-11:32am Jordan is in the bathroom and runs into the kitchen area...cams stay on Michele in the bathroom but Jeff is heard asking Jordan what's up? she says nothing, she just needs to poop (?) and Jeff says ok, he was wondering what the f**k was going on? (because of her running in)...Jordan giggles...Casey says chlorine is a natural laxative and then the cams switch to the kitchen where Jordan is saying "really? you're lying" and then she says they can't raise their voices at her, she's very sensitive...Casey calls her America's sensitive sweetheart...Braden says that Jordan has the mouth of a trash can at night...Jeff says it's after a glass of wine...Jordan says "I do not, I just joke around with everybody" BB tells Jordan to put on her mic...Jordan says she was outside...Jeff teasingly says "Jordan, it's half past the hour, what time is it?"...Jordan rolls her eyes and says "stoopppuh! don't do that in front of Casey either"...Braden asks if it's before or after?...Casey asks what did he do?...Jordan says "oh man"...Jeff says it's 11, what time is it?...BB tells Jordan to put on her mic again...Jordan says "shut up, I already know what time it is now"...as Jordan leaves to go outside he says it's because she looked at the digital clock...Braden giggles...Jordan smiles as she closes the sliding glass door. Jeff smiles to himself...Braden asks Casey "did you hear about that? she doesn't know how to tell time on a freakin, other than"...Casey says "digital?"...Braden says "yeah"...Jeff says "leave her cute ass alone"...Casey yells "I didn't say nothing!"...Jeff says "before we even got going"...Braden says "it's good"...Casey yells "how I did? how'd I get in this?"...Jeff turns the subject and they all start joking around… Jeff gives Jordan an ultimatum 12:24-12:40pm *ed - Jeff in no uncertain terms tells Jordan he doesn't like her flirting with Russell even if it's for game, if she continues, he will be her friend from afar. Jordan gets the message. Jeff tells Jordan she is his only priority and he will be hurt if she betrays him. Jordan is in the pink floatie in the pool. Jeff is in the middle of working out. Jeff comes over to talk to Jordan...Jordan says something about "toona" and Jeff says "wtf, is that like your routine now?"...Jordan says "no"...Jeff says "to rip on me?"...Jordan says "no, it's funny cuz you get so mad"...Jeff points and says "get used to the bottom of that thing"...he smiles and Jordan laughs...Jordan says "that's like an in love thing" and Jeff says "yeah, I know, I can't wait to put you to the bottom of that thing"...Jordan laughs. Jordan says "so yeah"...Jeff says "well I figured as much, that's your favorite routine"...Jordan says "no, it's funny, I had to say it"...Jeff looks down and unconvincingly says "it is funny"... Jordan asks "are you done working out?"...Jeff says "no...I'll probably get in the pool right when you're getting out"...Jordan says "probably"...Jeff says "that's how you work it"...Jordan says "yeah, when you get in I have to leave"...Jeff says "I know, for sure"...Jordan pointing at the cement surrounding the pool, says "hey, take your shoes off and sit right there"...Jeff says "no, I gotta finish working out"...Jordan says "noooo"...Jeff says "why?"...Jordan says "cuz I wanna talk to you"...Jeff squats down and says "talk to me"...Jordan says "no, it's so obvious"...Jeff says something inaudible about what does she care since it's obvious (they're together)...Jeff says "I'll stretch out" and he does. Jeff says "what's wrong?"...Jordan looks in the mirror to see who is watching them before talking and whispers something about thinking that Braden has a chance to stay...Jeff says he was thinking the same thing and if they do it would be so great...Jordan says it would be chaos...Jeff says something about the others hating them and Jordan says they already hate us. Jeff pretends to show off his muscles to Casey (?) and says he's not "that guy"...Jordan & Jeff talk, hard to hear but I think they're counting the votes for Braden to possibly stay...Jeff says "there'll be some shit up in this bitch"...Jordan says "yeah" and then says something about war...Jordan says that's why she thinks it would be funny, they'd be in complete shock...they talk a bit more game and it's very hard to make out exactly what they're saying… Jeff says something about Lydia, not trusting her and how she was up there flirting with Russell (to get him to take her off the block)...Jordan says "yeah, I do the same thing, I flirt with Russell but I don't overdo it"...she says something about that night and him working on her legs (?)...Jeff looks less than thrilled and mumbles "slut"...Jordan says "I'm what?"...Jeff says "shot, you're a tease, that's one thing"...Jordan says "I'm not!"... Jeff says "you look...you're going to come off looking bad if you keep fu**ing around"...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says "it just doesn't look right, flirting is one thing but fu**ing around, sleeping in the same bed and rubbing each other all over the place, it looks bad"...Jordan says she's not rubbing Russell...Jeff says "if you're rubbing all over and sleeping with him I don't want you in my zone, you be my friend from over there (pointing far away) cuz I'm not making that kind of TV"...Jordan says "shut up"...Jeff says "I'm being serious, don't f**k around like that"...Jordan protests she's not and says she's not talking about that...Jeff says he is talking about that...Jordan says "I'm not though uhhhhh!"...Jeff says "whaddya mean you're not talking about that, I am"...Jordan says "you irritate me"...Jeff says "you irritate me, I'm going to massage everyone's boobs in the house"...Jordan says "go do it" Jeff says he will, he'll be right back and gets up to go lift more weights, he says he's coming in the pool but he knows for sure that Jordan will get out and it will be him & Michele chilling as always....Jeff lifts weights and Jordan adjusts herself in the floatie, at first Jordan smiles but then gets a very concerned serious look on her face, Jeff's message is getting through loud & clear. Jeff comes back towards Jordan and sneezes, he asks Jordan if she said bless you?...Jordan says no...Jeff says she needs to learn some manners...Jordan says "you need how to watch how you talk to me"...Jeff says "you need to watch your actions"...Jordan, with a serious look on her face, says "I didn't do anything...what about my actions?"...Jeff says "I'm not saying anything, you can do whatever you want, I'm just saying watch your actions...that's all I'm saying". Jordan starts game talking again and says that Ronnie said he planted a seed and he said he can get people to turn on Russell...Jeff says "I think they're ready to"...Jordan says "I want, I want him out, I want Jessie out"...Jeff squats down and says the best move is if someone puts up Jessie & Russell and pit them against each other to compete for POV and then see where their friendship lies...they talk about Ronnie and how cute he is with all his plans...Jeff sits down again to stretch...they go over scenarios for next week and Jeff says if Jordan is up he would win POV and take her off...Jeff says "you're really my only priority in here" :)...Jordan says "aww thanks"...Jeff tsks and says "I'll drown you"...Jordan says "and then in the final 3 you'll backdoor me and then I'll talk shit about you"...she laughs...Jeff says "yeah and I'll be remember all that running around you did week 1 and 2?...later!" 🥴 Casey has approached them and stops...they ask him what he's got to say?...Casey doesn't say anything, lol. Jordan asks Casey or Jeff if he wears boxers or just underwear...Jeff says boxer briefs...Jordan says boxer boxers? Casey says not usually anymore, he used to...Jeff says he doesn't like boxers because it feels like he's wearing two pairs of shorts...Casey says they bunch up. Jordan says she would hate to have a penis...Jeff says he would hate to have a bloody vajayjay...Jordan says "no, penises seem like they get in the way"...Jeff says they do sometimes but you live with it...just before the 12:35pm mark the feeds switch off J&J and then return on Cam 1 at the 12:37pm mark...Jeff & Jordan are talking game again, Jeff says worst case scenario he will meet her at the jury house, he'd like to kick it at the beach if he's going somewhere...Jordan says me too...Jeff says he'd rather go there than go home...Jordan brings up Diane & Drew and how they stuck together the whole way, Drew was the nice guy like Jeff and he made it, he won it and all of them are like Scott, Jase, you know?...Jeff says totally...Jordan says someone just has to put their foot down and do it...Jeff says that's what he means, this week (coming up) is the week to do it. Jordan says Jeff better win and he should try...Jeff says he is going to...Jordan says if it's her and Jeff left and it's questions...Jeff says he will throw it...Jordan says but don't be obvious...Jeff says whatever, it is what it is...Jordan says they'll get down Jeff's throat...Jeff says he can fu**ing handle himself, he's not worried about them, f**k them, what are they going to do verbally abuse him? get the f**k out of here. Jordan says "I already know I can trust you because you know"...Jeff smiles and says "no I don't know"...Jordan giggles and says she has to quit saying you know...Jordan says she means even though they do talk, he's just Jeff...Jeff says "I guess that's good enough" 🙁 Jordan says he knows he can trust her because she talked to him...Jeff says "if you ever stab me in the back!"...Jordan says "I swear to God if you do it to me I will find you"...Jeff smiles and says "I'll get thrown out of here for punching a chick"...Jeff cracks up, rolls over and gets up...Jeff says he would punch her right there and then he points to the bottom of the pool LOL...Jordan says "yeah right, I'll bite you" Jeff says "no, I would be so pissed, you don't understand, I'd be like...hurt"...Jordan says "it's a game"...Jeff says "yeah?"...Jordan says she's just kidding, she's just trying to talk big talk right now, trying to scare him...Jeff whispers he's not scared. Braden comes out and their talk breaks up, Jordan tells Jeff to go talk to Braden while they work out, she then tells Braden to go talk to Jeff. Game talk by the pool 12:49-12:52pm Jeff & Jordan are still outside after having their "serious talk by the pool"...Jordan is in the pool, Jeff is walking around mid work out and heads to the pool, they start talking game...Jordan asks if they should trust Laura?...Jeff says what would be good is if Laura won HOH and was serious (about what she told them)...Jordan asks if Jeff doesn't think she would?...Jeff hopes she would...Jordan says she already told them what she was going to do so if she turned her back on them they could say she said "this"...Jeff says the funny thing is if he won HOH he'd put Lydia and Laura up, last night was the first time Laura opened up to him, he's sure it's because Jordan was there, not opened up but talked to him...Jordan doesn't seem to like this...Jeff says "Lydia is going up for sure"...it gets hard to hear Jordan at this point but I think Jordan is talking Jeff into putting up Kevin & Lydia and how Jeff could talk to him and explain why, Jordan tells Jeff she doesn't want Laura up because she's on her team, if the plan backfires (keeping Braden) then she's by herself...Jeff stands up saying he doesn't want to say (anything yet)...Jordan says "then I'll cuss you out"...Jeff throws the beach ball at Jordan :) Jeff says he doesn't want to say it yet, Lydia for sure he's putting up, after that he doesn't know, because she fu**ed them big time...Jeff jokingly says "I can put you up" LOL...Jordan says "hell no"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "no"...Jeff says "why not?"...Jordan says "cuz"...Jeff says "I'll be like, I don't like you running around being a little hussy" Jeff giggles...Jordan opens her mouth and says "have I been?"...Jeff says "no, I'm just joking, what did I tell you, I'm not putting you up...ever" he continues saying "you're the one that stuck with me through the 'Jeff fu**ing smells' period" Jordan says "through the storm"...Jeff says "yeah through the storm"...Jeff pretends to throw the ball at her again and Jordan says "this is your beating"...Jeff says "this is my love tap" ♥ Jeff throws the ball back at Jordan and says he's going to do another set, is she getting out soon? cuz he's getting in soon...Jordan says maybe...Jeff says if she's getting out soon, he's going on the elliptical, if she's staying in, he'll get in before that...Jordan says why doesn't he finish working out then get in the pool?...Jeff says he wants to do that too...Jordan says with sass "well then go do it"...Jeff points at Jordan "you're going up!" :) ...Jordan says "yeah right"...Jeff walks away and says to Braden they have a new plan, Jordan is outta there LOL Jordan testing Jeff 12:52-1253pm Just as Jeff heads toward where Braden is, Jordan calls out to Jeff "come here!"...Jeff turns around and says "who?"...Jordan says "you"...Braden says "me?"...Jordan says "no, Jeff" and she giggles...Braden aww's saying he got so excited...Jeff goes over to the pool again...Jordan says "you know they're threatened by us"...Jeff says "oh yeah, I feel it now, before he was like dude, I'm outta here, now I feel like we got something going on"...Jordan says "everybody's threatened by us cuz we're so close"...Jeff says "oh yeah, for real" :) Jeff says they're two votes instead of one and the others know they won't f**k each other like Lydia...BB calls the HG's inside for a lockdown...Jeff throws the ball and hits Jordan in the head with it, she whines...Jeff whines saying "how long?"...Braden says "shut up, get inside" and Jeff whines about it more loudly LOL Jordan jumps out of her pink floatie and asks Jeff "can you give me my towel please?"...Jeff says "where is it?" and goes around the pool to get it...Jordan smiles...as Jeff gets the towel, Jordan gets out of the pool...Jeff hands it to her and Jordan says "thanks"...Jeff says "why did I have to go all the way over there when you were already like right there?"...Jordan says "cuz I just wanted to see if you'd do it...and you will" :) Jeff's making TOONA 1-1:03pm Jeff is slicing up some onion, preparing tuna <--- lol Jordan is milling about the kitchen, she stands next to Jeff and says "eww, you're eating tuna?....eww Jeff"...Jeff says "you don't like anything I eat...because you know why? I don't eat garbage food all the time"...Jordan gives him a look...Jeff says it's true, she knows it, not to look at him like that...Jeff says to not touch him while he has a knife in his hand cuz he might get pissed...he smiles at her...Jordan says it's not even a sharp knife so shut up...Jeff says it won't do any damage...Jordan says not really...Jeff asks her what she wants to eat but Jordan doesn't pay attention, she walks over to the other side of the counter...Jeff says "you hungry?"...Jordan says she feels like she just ate...they chit chat a bit more about that and tanning, Jeff says she's dark, super dark...Jordan complains her hair looks a mess, it looks like butt in the DR all the time. Jordan says Jeff's food smells...Jeff says "tuna? no it smells like onions"...Jordan says uhhhh, she will stay clear from Jeff...Jeff says "let's go make out" :) ...Jordan says "uhhh, I haven't even kissed you yet (she was planning on it!) and I wouldn't even after you ate that". Jeff says "what? Michele, can we make out?"...Michele says "what?" they laugh...Michele says "I don't make out with my brother sorry"...Jeff says "that's right, that's gross Michele"...Michele says "gross". Jeff sings "sha na na na na na na na" (Brady Bunch theme)...Jordan finishes his thought and sings "sha na na na na"...Jeff giggles and Jordan continues singing "yeah time to change...we've got to rearrange"...Jeff says "the Brady Bunch" Salad 1:03pm Jeff is sitting at the counter eating his tuna. Jordan is getting her salad ready. She gets the salad bag out and the dressing, puts it on the counter and says "guess what I'm making?"...Jeff says "salad?"...Braden who is around says "yeah, yeah"...Jeff says "how did I know, we're on the same page huh?"...Jordan checks in the refrigerator to see if there's an opened salad dressing but there isn't so she has to open a new one. Jeff & Braden both tell her to "do it". Jordan unsuccessfully tries to open the salad bag and makes a racket while doing so...Jeff is watching her and says "Jordan, you're making me nuts"...she hands him the bag as he grabs for it...Jeff says "what's up?"...Jordan says "what do you mean what's up?"...Jeff says "is this a re-sealable bag? no"...Jordan, in Jeff accent, says "no"...Jeff says "even when I do you a favor you still have to insult me?"...Jordan looks at him… and rolls her eyes in the cutest way. Jeff says "what is that with your cross eye, you do that when you get nervous or something"...Jeff finally rips it open and says "here, just take out what you need, you know"...Jordan rolls her eyes again, covers her ears signalling she doesn't want to hear that and says "you know" Jeff just looks at her then Braden who is talking to Michele says at the end of his sentence "you know" and Jeff smiles and points at him signalling he says it too. Jordan smiles… Jordan says "I heard"...Jeff says "what'd he say?"...Jordan says "you know"...Jordan looks at the dressing bottle and says "100 calories for this?"...Jeff says "how many servings?"...Jordan says "2 tablespoons"...talk dies down and then the feeds go to fish Sleeping arrangements talk 1:10-1:15pm I knew there was a conversation where Jeff (and/or Jordan) said he had a terrible night's sleep the night before and I found it! :) Jeff is sitting at the counter still eating his tuna. Jordan is almost finished getting her salad ready and is milling around the kitchen. Chima comes downstairs from the HOH where she has been sleeping, Braden starts singing the Miss America song "here she comes Miss Sleepyhead"...Jeff asks her if she's just getting up right now...Chima says yes...Jeff says "snap!...how'd that feel?"...Chima says "great but I really need to start going to bed earlier, honestly"...Jeff says "what time were you up to?"...Chima says 5...Jordan says "what!? and I thought I was a late night". Chima says "when you go to sleep at 5 and they try to wake you up at 9, it's not"...Jeff says "it's not happening, it's not a good scene"...Jordan asks her "did you sleep good?"...Chima says "I did yeah, because it's a bed, imagine that, I'm so excited"...Chima asks how J&J slept in that "big" bed or bigger bed...Jeff says "it's not that big and I kept getting knocked off"...Jordan says "not comfortable"...Chima says "it wasn't comfy?"...Jeff says no, it's not a good idea. Jessie has come into the kitchen and says they didn't sleep good last night? he would just sleep on top of Jordan, that's what he would do...Braden says "this is a great cushion"...Jeff says he did at one point, he was all over her...Chima says "I thought two people would work in that one but no". Jordan says "I'm sleeping with Lydia tonight"...Jeff says "it was not a good plan"...Jordan says "no"...Jeff says "we never got any good sleep"...Chima says "sorry guys, we thought it was a great idea"...Jeff says "because I think we both like separating to our own sides...you know like when you're nice at first but then when you get tired you're like alright, go over there"...Chima & Jeff laugh...Chima says "and then you don't really have enough room to go over there"...Jeff says "no shit"...Jordan says in a whiny voice "I know and he's all rub my arm, rub my back, rub my blah blah blah" (umm I distinctly recall Jordan asking Jeff to rub her arm this night :) ) ...Jeff says that was in the beginning (of the night)...talk between them dies down and Jordan comes around to sit next to Jeff to eat her salad, she asks him if he wants some Triscuits and then they eat… JJ always touching 1:41-1:52pm Jeff is sitting on a stool in the kitchen, Jordan finishes brushing her teeth and walks into the kitchen towards Jeff, he holds out his leg so that she can stand in between his legs, she does with her back to him. They chit chat with Laura & Ronnie and then move to talk in the GR, Jeff comments that he is smelly, Jordan agrees because he was eating tuna & onions, ewww. Jeff asks Jordan "wanna make out now?" lol Jordan says no, heck no. They sit down in the GR and start talking game with Laura but then Ronnie & Michele come in and random chatter occurs. Casey comes into the GR to take pics with the HOH camera, Jeff drapes his leg over Jordan and Casey says "why you always gotta be touching Jordan" ;) They laugh, Jeff says this is the first picture he's touching Jordan! Casey says he has to get one of America's couple right here..Jordan gets all offended, lol and says "nooooo"...Jeff says they don't have to be holding hands or anything...Jordan & Jeff smile for the camera. :) More random game chatter, Jeff drapes his leg over Jordan and Jordan says that Jeff has skinny legs...Jeff says he doesn't work them out anymore...Michele leaves and then Jordan clears her throat twice and looks at Jeff to signal that he should leave with Ronnie, Jeff doesn't get it so she tells him that she doesn't need to tell him anything else so he can...Jeff says "leave?"...Jordan says yes and Jeff smiles and gives her a look… Jeff gets up and goes to leave...Jordan says "Jeff, omg, where are you going?" and she shoots him a look like take Ronnie with you...Jeff says he doesn't know what's going on and he leaves Ronnie behind LOL Jordan has to ask Ronnie to leave so her and Laura can talk. Ronnie leaves. Flirty hallway chat 2:07-2:10pm Jordan & Laura have been talking mad game in the GR and they finally leave. Just as Jordan is walking out the door Jeff approaches her. They lean up against each other and Jeff hugs Jordan as she's putting her mic pack on the back of her shorts. Jeff says "didn't you want me to leave?"...Jordan says "yeah"...Kevin walks by and makes a face and they giggle...Jeff play kicks Jordan in the stomach...Jeff asks about what happened in the GR, did she tell Ronnie?...Jordan says "no"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "you're so terrible"...Jeff says "I didn't know what you were doing"...Jordan says "no, I was sitting there and I was telling you to get him to go and then you're just like standing there like uhh, ok"...Jeff says "ohhh". Michele walks by and Jordan stops her to tell her that she felt bad that Michele kept walking by the GR and they (Laura & Jordan) didn't talk to her, she didn't want her to think that her and Laura were talking about her. (As Jordan is saying this she subconciously reaches for the mic on Jeff's tank top to fix it, cute!) Michele says she understands that Jordan has to talk to her teammate. More flirting...Jordan play punches Jeff in the chest and says she's sleepy...they look at each other...Jordan pats Jeff's hand and it stays there...Jeff says to take a nap...Jordan says she doesn't want to...Laura walks by with a chair saying she's going to curl her hair...Jeff says he'll go in there...Jordan says he's like a girl too. Jeff says he has to brush his teeth...Jordan says "definitely"...Jeff says "right?"...Jordan says she didn't smell anything but he definitely has to brush his teeth. Braden walks by and says "hey y'all"...Jeff whispers something about Jordan telling someone about Lydia...Jordan says she hasn't...inaudible whispers and then Jeff says "that bitch"...Kevin walks by and Jeff says "just cuz...Ronnie, I can't believe it". Jordan calls out to Kevin "hey Kevin, come here", Jordan is holding onto Jeff now...Jeff laughs...Kevin approaches them saying "can we get a picture of you two please?"...Jordan smiles at Jeff and says "they did"...Jeff says "they took kind of one"...Jordan leans her head onto Jeff and says "your dream isn't going to come true because he ate tuna today and I told him I ain't going to kiss him if he ate tuna"...Kevin says "he didn't kiss you last night?"...Jordan says "no"...Jeff says "I was like halfway off the bed, I was trying to get romantic but I was like (shows how he was falling off the bed)"...Kevin says "like tuna breath?...go brush your teeth"...Jeff says "I'm going right now" and he cracks up laughing along with Jordan. Kevin walks away and Jeff & Jordan walk into the bathroom...Jeff looks at the mirror and says "should I get Lydia to cut my hair right now before we hate each other?"...Jordan says "no, you might be buzzed"...talk turns random between J&J, Braden & Laura. RR - JJ banter 2:42-2:48pm Feeds switch to the RR just before the 2:43pm mark...Jordan is laying in Jeff's bed, Jeff is showing Braden how small the "big bed" (Natalie's) really is and how they slept last night, he was pushed all to one edge while Jordan was rolled up in a ball taking up all the space...Jordan giggles...Braden says that mattress is so thin compared to the one in the SS room...Jeff says it's wider but it's a facade, it's the same mattress...Jordan and Jeff just look at each other :) ...Jeff says "what?"...he gets up while Braden goes into the SS room...the feeds switch to the SS room briefly & then return to J&J...Jeff is now sitting on the ledge of his bed...Jordan is rubbing his leg...the camera rotates noisily on them and they giggle...Jordan says "here they go, the camera"...Jeff smells himself and says he reeks, he has to take a shower...Jordan in a cute voice says "tuna, you reek with tuna and onions"...Jeff grabs the cover and throws it over over her head...she giggles and says she's just kidding :) ...Jordan says BB is going to call her out about not wearing her mic...Jeff says they're going to say "stop saying tuna"...Jordan says "no Jeff, you're the one that says tuna"... Jeff turns to look in his drawer...Jordan says "hey!"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "your clothes are in there?"...Jeff in his sexy voice says "yeah...what?...hey what?"...Jordan loses her train of thought and says "just asking"...Casey walks by looking at Jeff's haircut, Jeff asks how it looks? Casey says it's good and even, not patchy... Super cute moment alert when Jeff says it's nice and short, when he does it up, he'll whip his head around and be like what? He cracks up laughing and Jordan giggles and shakes her head. Jeff goes over to the bed, straddles Jordan and nibbles her neck...Jordan gets all nervous and says she hasn't cut her hair yet ever (huh? lol) and then her delayed reaction to the neck nibble, she says "oww, you bit my neck"...Jeff gets off saying "you smell like tuna" LOL...Jeff says as soon as he showers BB will say the lockdown is over...Jordan says maybe they're getting ready for tomorrow...Jeff says "already? I didn't do my (cardio) exercises"...Jordan whispers he can do that later. Jeff gets his soft black shirt out and asks if she wants to sleep with it?...Jordan says "put it on"...Jeff says he can't put it on, he's dirty...he walks over to Jordan and rubs the shirt against her face...Jordan says "yeah, it is soft"...Jeff says "so soft"...Jordan gives it back to Jeff, he walks off with it saying "I love it...I love your shirt" Jeff asks "did you see my shorts?"...Jordan says he can still wear them...Jeff says "I lost though, it hurts"...Jordan says "you lost?"...Jeff says "I lost, it hurts"...Jordan says "I think guys look so good when they wear basketball shorts, a hat and wife beaters" (exactly what Jeff was wearing! LOL)...Jeff excitedly says "like I had on today?" :) ...Jordan ignores realizing she slipped and says "no, like you know how girls look better dressed up and stuff, I think guys look better when they're bummy"...Jeff says "that's good, cuz I'm bummy" I guess Jeff has a pink stain on his shorts so he says he can just rock the pink...Jordan says he's not doing anything so why not wear his comfy clothes, he might change now, then change again after going outside and getting nasty...Jeff says he's going to change cuz they're not doing anything...Jordan says change then!...Jeff says he's gonna...they almost start to banter about the shorts again but Jeff says "go to sleep, don't talk to me crabby"...Jordan says she's not crabby...Jeff turns to Jordan and says "stop looking at me"...Jordan says "why? I'm looking at your hair"...Jeff asks "what's wrong with it?"...Jordan says to turn his way and he does spilling a cup of Coke...Jordan giggles...Jeff says "f**k! now that has to be washed"...he throws down his 2 pairs of shorts and says "go to sleep! fu**in A"...Laura walks in...Jeff says "whose Coke was that?"...Laura says it's not hers...Jordan says Jeff has anger issues...Jeff says that if she'd just gone to sleep that would have never happened... Jordan constantly throws stones at Jeff 4:27-4:29pm Jessie, Lydia and Jeff are in the bathroom...Jeff is clipping his toenails...Jordan walks in and immediately says "eww"...Jeff breathes out and gives Jordan a look, Jordan smiles at him, Jeff does the same to her... Jordan says his toenails were long...Jeff knows...Jordan says "eww"...Jeff says he's going to put them in her pillowcase...Jordan says she's going to shove them up his butt...Jeff gets up saying "if you don't say something fu**ing nice about me, I'm sick of these negative comments"...Jessie says that Jeff will put them in a little baggie and put them in her mouth when she's sleeping...Jeff says you know you always smell one...Lydia says "ewwww!"...Jeff throws away the clippings...Jordan doesn't get it and says "smell what? your farts?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says he's been farting a lot lately...Jeff and Jessie talk about the vitamins making you fart more...Jeff says that and the watermelon he ate pack a punch...Jordan goes to floss her teeth, she says cabbage will give you gas, it cleans her out...Jeff imitating Jordan says "eww gross! gross! eww! you look ugly today eww! your feet are weird eww! your hair's messy"...Jordan caught off guard comes back with "Duh!" LOL...Jeff says "everything is a stone! Jesus!"...Jordan says "have I said one thing?" (yes, yes you did!)...Jeff says "I'm outta here" and walks off...Jordan says "you suck"...Jeff says he can get that out there just as easily. Jordan continues flossing and Lydia pokes her head up over the cover saying "Jordan dang!"...Jordan says "what?"...Lydia asks if Jeff's on his man period?...Jordan says it's cuz she's always making fun of him and he gets pissed, she thinks it's funny cuz he gets so mad...Jessie says he gets all testicle with her?...Jordan says yeah, he gets all bitchy but whatever...she brushes her teeth… Jordan's pregnant not pregnant 5:24pm I think this is the first time on the feeds that Jordan does her pregnant imitation. Jordan joins Laura, Ronnie and Kevin in the green room after DR session...Jordan mentions how good the food looks (Jeff is cooking)...talk of facial masks. Out of nowhere, Jordan sticks out her belly and says "Look y'all, don't I look pregnant?"... Ronnie says no, shhh and Laura says she would be cute pregnant and tells her to go show everybody...most other houseguests are in the kitchen, including Jeff who is cooking. Jordan waddles toward the kitchen, sticking out her belly and says "Hey, y'all look, don't I look pregnant?" Ronnie laughs and says "It's Jeff's baby" and you can hear from the kitchen Braden saying "I thought you were just BFFs"...you can't see the kitchen much at all, but Jeff's laugh comes through loud and clear. RR - Hands, Chicago & Charlottes Web 6:13-6:20pm Jeff is laying in his bed under the covers, Jordan is sitting and in some form they are touching :) ...Michele is sitting on the edge of his bed talking game with them, they seem satisfied with their plan, they fist bump each other and Michele leaves going into the HN room...Jordan leans forward and they whisper some more game, specifically about Casey being scared to be on board with their plan to oust Chima...Ronnie walks into the room...Jordan asks Ronnie what's wrong? he always looks stressed...Ronnie says nothing and he sits on the middle bed...not sure what Jeff is responding to but he says "that's why I want to lay down, I'm not ignoring you stupid" :) Jordan pats Jeff's arm to which Jeff does the same to her (patronizing LOL)...Jordan smiles while looking at Ronnie (I think she looks so beautiful here...) The three of them start whispering game, Jeff asks who Ronnie wants to stay? Ronnie says Braden...Jordan says Michele is on board...Jeff starts getting pissed at someone who is still at 50% sure, wtf?...Jordan laughs and bends her head down on Jeff's arm...Jordan says Jeff is stupid...Jeff asks why is that stupid?...Jordan says "cuz you are" LOL Jordan and Ronnie talk more inaudible game, Jeff just looks at Jordan...Jordan says "this is so obvious, disperse, disperse"...Jeff says "I know, for real, spread out"...Michele has made her way back in and so has Braden... Jordan grabs Jeff's hand and links hers with it, she holds it while Jeff looks at their joined hands... Jordan pats it, strokes it, puts up hers in comparison and says his hands are small... Jeff says his brother's are like that too...Jordan keeps playing with his hand...she says she is going to have to see what Chicago looks like...Jordan gets distracted talking about Jessie but Jeff is intrigued by what she said so he says "what do you want to see?" Jordan says Chicago...Jeff says yeah? you'll like it...Jordan says she would like to visit but she doesn't think she could ever live in Illinois. (interesting that subconciously she was projecting that there was a possibility she might want to move to Chicago one day ) Jeff says why?...Jordan says she doesn't know...(she is tracing what looks to be heart shapes on Jeff's hand)...she guesses since her grandparents live there and it's small...Jordan puts her face in Jeff's hand while Jeff is asking her if she knows how different Chicago is from where her grandparents live and how far it is? Jordan says yeah...Jeff says he doesn't think she does, it's a 6 hour drive...Jordan says she could move to Wilmington because that's still in NC...Braden jumps in asking if you guys are going to move closer to each other?...Jordan says noooooo...Jeff says Jesus...Jordan says now people are going to think like... Jeff says "yeah, you should visit Chicago" Braden says "you're in for it Jordan if you visit Chicago" Jordan keeps playing with Jeff's hand and says "why?...Oprah? is that where she's from?" Jeff says "that's where she films, Chicago's badass" Jordan says "yeah right whatever" Jeff says "you've never even been there, was I dogging your shitty town?" Jeff then says "what if I shove you in Charlotte's web? shut up" LOL they laugh... Jordan says "Jeff is mean" and she bends down to put her head near Jeff's... Jeff says "it's a term of endearment" :D Jordan then gets Jeff to smell her hair...he says it doesn't stink LOL Jordan gets up to leave and Jeff asks "where you going?"...Jordan says "I'll be back"... RR - Fashion show banter 6:26-6:34pm Jordan sits in the bed with Jeff. They talk about all the mirrors everywhere...Jordan compliments Laura on her wavy hair, she tells her she looks sexy...Laura says thanks and that most guys she's dated prefer straight. Jeff says he likes it like that too, it looks like Pantene Pro-V, he then asks Jordan if he shouldn't have said that? did it make his vocabulary look stupid?...Jordan says oh no, it sounded good. Jordan says her armpits are starting to stink and Laura hands her some deodorant...Ronnie asks Jordan if she's ever driven through W. Virginia...Jordan while putting on deodorant, says no, she's never gone up that way...(Jeff has his hand around Jordan)...Laura says she's going to wear between two dresses for the live show...Jordan says she likes the blue...Jeff says "let me see"...Laura shows the black one...Jordan says blue is pretty but black is sexy too...Jeff says black is the sexy bitch dress, black is good with everything but go with the blue...Jordan agrees saying she will stand out with blue...Laura shows them her red dress...Ronnie says "is that a shirt or a dress" Jeff says "why don't you try those on?"...Laura shows another one...Jeff says "that's naughty"...Braden says "your stuff's short, holy crapoli" ...Ronnie repeats the questions and Jeff says "or is that a handkerchief?" ...Jordan encourages Laura to try them on...Laura says "all of them?"...they talk about Laura's red dress...Laura asks Jordan if she has silver shoes?...Jordan says she only brought cork, they won't see her feet...Jeff says "dude, no one is going to be looking at your feet in that dress" Laura leaves to try on her dress...Jeff says he's going to wear a black underwear shirt, will they let him or can they whatever they want?...Ronnie says you can but BB reserves the right to veto it...Jeff says he's going to wear it, that's how he rolls...Ronnie & Braden continue talking as do Jeff & Jordan to each other, Jordan says she needs caffeine, she should have laid out today...Jeff says he was too...Jordan says me too and they start bantering about how Jeff says "too" which inevitably leads to Jordan saying "too, toona, techno"...Jeff says "dude, I'm getting bagged on"...Braden says no way, it's good for him, he'll have a t-shirt coming out soon...Jeff says (don't forget) "bowl, they killed me with that"...Jordan starts repeating "bowl" (in another funny accent, LOL)...Jeff says "bowl, Superbowl...that was your accent"...Jordan says "bowl"...Jeff says "we're going to Superbowl...what? did it sound like it?"...Jordan says no, not everyone in Charlotte sounds like that...Jeff says "bowl of spaghetti, gimme a bowl of chicken fingers"...Ronnie asks if anyone knows any good jokes? Jeff says "a mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says we don't serve your kind here and the mushroom says why not? I'm a fungi" 😄 They laugh and Jordan says "I don't get it"...Jeff says "I know you don't get it Jordan"...Jordan says "explain it to me"...Ronnie explains...Jordan says "ohhh, I got it!!"...Jeff cracks up and says yes! and tells her that she can be like "oh the class of mushroom called fungi? pffft, I know it...it's a quarter after, later! I gotta speech to give on higher education" :) Jordan starts touching Jeff's hair and Jeff says "what's up?"... Jordan says she thinks Lydia did the sides too short, they discuss Jeff's hair and Jeff says Jordan can help cut it a little on the back and no joking around...Jordan says she will be serious because she knows how serious it is with her hair....Jeff says what if he cut this off (her hair short)...Jordan says she would kill him and her friend Char cuts her hair, she's so good...Jeff says Char?...Jordan says short for Charlotte but she's from Buffalo. Laura comes in with her red dress...Jordan loves it, she looks hot...Jeff says "dude, that's naughty"...Ronnie says Laura will have lots of fans if she wears it...Jeff says he might sign up Jordan likes it...Jeff says "yammahamma, I'll go with that one"...Braden says he will take her to sushi anytime...Jordan says "wow, you look good, you're so skinny"...Ronnie asks another joke...Jeff says he can't focus right now...Ronnie says he's married...Jeff says oh he knows he's taking a peek...Jordan laughs...Jeff says she is Ronnie's housemate, he can look...Laura leaves with them saying that one is the winner so far... RR - Fashion show part 2 6:34-6:45pm Jeff yells out to Laura to try on the blue dress...Ronnie tells his joke again "so do you guys know how to catch a unique rabbit?"...Jordan says Laura needs to model and then asks Jeff why is he smelling her LOL...Jeff says he was smelling her armpits, he smiles :) ...Jordan asks why is he smelling her armpits when she just told him they stink?...Braden says she just put deodorant on...Jeff says he just told her she smelled delicious ...Jordan says her armpits do stink, does he want her to rub them in his face? Jeff says "do you want me to put you in a leg scissor?" LOL Ronnie asks the joke again...they don't know...Ronnie says "you neak up on it"...Jeff says "oh, ha ha ha"...Braden says "ahhh"...Jordan doesn't get it, she says "wait, say it again"...meanwhile Jeff is behind Jordan picking hair, lint off her shirt (I love this! I don't know why but I find this so personal) Ronnie explains the joke...Jordan says Ohhhh...Ronnie then asks "do you know how you catch a tame one?...tame way"...Jeff laughs and says that is so stupid, Braden says it's so 7th grade...Jordan says "I hate jokes cuz I don't ever get 'em"...Jeff says "oh God Jordan, let it go...just smile" :) Jeff asks if she has a fake laugh, just go "ha ha" (when not understanding a joke)...Jordan says she does if she's around a bunch of people and she doesn't really know them or know the joke she just laughs like it's really funny but in her head she's like wtf did he just say?...they laugh...Jeff says "ahhh, that's so cute"...Jordan says she does that a lot, she doesn't understand why she doesn't get them, she smiles, nods her head and acts like she's interested you know?...Jeff smiles and nods...Braden asks Jordan if she got the joke?...Jordan says "that joke? no"...Jeff & Ronnie try to explain...Jordan pays attention and says "say it again"...Ronnie explains again saying it's a play on words...Jordan goes Ohhhhh...Jeff rubs his eyes and says "Jordan"...Ronnie says another lame joke about "boo bees"...Jeff & Braden laugh, Jordan just looks in bewilderment...Jeff explains...Jordan fake laughs (LOL) and says "now that one was really good"...Jeff says "Jordan, come on!"...Jordan says "shut up! I don't do stuff like this, I don't like jokes"...Jeff & Jordan have a stare down :) ... Jeff says "dude, what's going on"...Jordan guffaws and covers her mouth saying she didn't mean to breathe on him, she pats Jeff's chest heartily...Jeff just smiles goofily at Jordan ...they talk about the pasta they ate...Jeff tells Jordan she didn't thank him for it...Jordan says she did, she washed the dishes too...Jeff says she's right, he starts rubbing her neck. Ronnie tells yet another stupid joke...Jeff wants a riddle and then says he has one...he says there's a guy hanging from a rope in an empty room with a puddle of water under him, how did he get there & hang himself...after many guesses Ronnie finally figures out that he was standing on an ice block...in the meantime Jordan touches Jeff's inner arms and asks him if he had surgery there?...Jeff says no, they're stretch marks...Jordan can't believe it, it looks like he got cut. Jeff & Jordan banter a little over riddles & Jeff pretends to chop at Jordan's neck, lol...Jeff then asks if Jordan ever saw the movie the Karate Kid...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "Mr Miyagi? I love that movie"...Jordan says that was random, so Braden...Jeff says it was because of the karate chops. Ronnie tells another riddle...Jeff & Braden try to figure out...Laura comes back in her bright blue dress...they say it's nice, pretty...Jeff says it will look good on TV but the red one is sexy as hell...Jordan agrees and asks why she doesn't model? Laura avoids the question and says it's hard to get in...Braden says Laura has that All American look (she does?? Not really ) ...Laura leaves again to try on the black one... RR - JJ banter through the roof 6:45-7pm Laura leaves, Jordan tells her that her hair looks good curly, she looks good...Jeff goes back to trying to figure out the fox, goat, hay riddle...Natalie enters the room eating a burnt cookie and waits by her bed for Braden to get off, he doesn't move so she asks him if he hint, hint wants to lay in Laura's bed? Braden says yeah he was waiting for her to get feisty. Jeff tells Ronnie he will figure out the riddle, for him not to tell him the answer. Braden pulls Natalie onto the bed and she gets nervous, lol, she says Jessie was rubbing her arm, he's so nice to her...Jeff says "what did you say?"...Natalie repeats...Braden says he'd be nice to her too if she'd let him rub her shoulder...J/J laugh...Natalie says with Icy Hot...Braden says "oh, that's so hot" LOL...Jeff says "stop talking" ...they all giggle and Ronnie laughs about Braden and his speech during the veto ceremony. Natalie lays down in her bed while Braden goes into the SS room...Jeff keeps rubbing Jordan's neck and smiling. :) Braden comes back with a blanket and pillow to lay in the corner bed...Jeff & Jordan keep talking while others talk above them so it's hard to hear but then Jordan says "what are you thinking about?"...Jeff teasingly says "this chick back home" haha 😅 Jordan doesn't say a word and Jeff keeps rubbing LOL...Braden notices she is being rubbed and says "rubdown?"...Jeff says yeah and he gets backscratched at night...Natalie says she knows how it is because she just got hers. Casey walks in and some innuendo is made about how Jeff & Jordan got busy the night before (in Natalie's bed) and the sheets haven't been washed yet because they're on indoor lockdown. Jeff & Jordan giggle over the others giving them a hard time. Jordan says "that means you go one way and I go the other for a day"...Natalie says they get so much crap, they might as well...Jeff who can't wipe the smile off his face wags his finger "NO" to that idea, raises his eyebrows and smiles even more if possible Jordan giggles asking if that was Jeff's stomach? Jeff nods yes...Jeff is rubbing Jordan's back/neck...Jeff asks what would be the benefit of them not talking for one day? Jordan wants to know too...Jeff answers his question and says nothing...Braden asks "if Jordan stopped talking for a day?"...Natalie says "to him" (Jeff)...Jeff asks again...Braden says "nothing, it would be sad, I'd just be teary eyed" J/J giggle...Jeff says "I don't get it"...Braden says "no JoJo" <---- he was close! LOL Braden continues "no pool time, no bikini time"...Jeff says "you're stuck in the house, you can't go 10 feet without seeing someone but then you have to ignore someone the whole day? it's not like I could go out and ignore you, then I'd be cool for like a week or two"...Jordan says "no you wouldn't"...Jeff smiles at Jordan :) Jordan asks what's wrong with Jeff's stomach, is he holding his gas in?...Jeff says no, he's ripping them, she's heard them...Jordan says she heard the one last night...Jeff says he dropped 5 of them right now...Jordan says when!?...Jeff squeezes her neck a little tight and Jordan ow's and says it hurts...Jeff says "you shut up"...they laugh and Jeff keeps rubbing. BB announces the lockdown is over...Natalie says good, now she wash the sheets that they...Jordan says "we did not, omg all America is going to think we did the nasty"...Jeff says "I think they'll know if we did it"...Jeff says they'll see him sleeping on a popsicle stick because that is how much room he had...Jordan says "cuz I was scooting over?"...Jeff says her butt was pushing him off the bed...Jordan says it was too hot!...Jeff says it got too cold but he was nice and put the blanket over her. Laura walks in with the black dress on...Jeff says it's nice but not for opening day...Jordan says it's elegant but she likes the red one...Laura thinks it's too fancy...Braden says the red is #1 for him...Jeff notices the see thru sides of her dress...Laura says Ben got her the dress...Jeff asks if she calls him Benjamin Button?...Laura says she does, she explains she went to a pageant and he couldn't come because he had plans with his friends and when she got back he had the dress waiting for her :)...Jeff says he bought it for her because he messed around and felt bad? he's just joking...Jeff starts caressing Jordan's foot with his finger... Jeff says he'd go with blue for opening day...Jordan says red is sexy...Casey comes back and puts his two cents in saying you want to save some clothes but you have to realize you might only be here for a couple of weeks and why leave it in the bag (how right was he?!!)...(Jeff is rubbing Jordan's foot here)...Laura says she can wear it on the week she's on the block and walk out with a bang...Jordan says to wear the red for the bang...Laura says she'll wear the blue then?...Jordan says either one but the red is just "wow!"...Jeff says to save the red for the block...Laura asks why he thinks she's going to be on the block?...Jeff says she just said that...Jordan explains that wearing red when she's on the block will give the audience more of an opportunity to see the whole thing, it's just like pow! Laura says the show is over, she's going to change...they all say it was a great show...Laura says thanks...Jeff reaches over and bites Jordan's arm...Jordan winces in delight...Jeff lays his head down into the bed and starts singing "Wasn't Me" (by Shaggy)...Jordan says she hates that song...Jeff says "what else is new?"...Jordan says it's like the worst song ever...Jeff says it just popped in his head, does every song he sings have to be top 10?...Jordan says no...Jeff says "you say something nice about me, you say mean things about me all day"...Jordan says "I do not, like what? what?"...Jordan asks "am I smelly?"...Jeff smells and says no...Jordan says "I'm not?"...Jeff nods no...they whisper about hot dogs LOL...Jeff bites her leg :) Jordan again protests in delight....Jeff asks Jordan to play with his hair...Jordan does while talking about the haircut Lydia gave Jeff, it needs to be shorter on top… ...Jordan comments on Jeff's stomach again (her backside has been right up next to it the whole time so she keeps feeling it, LOL)...Jeff says it's because it's jammed full of pasta. Jordan starts getting a little frenetic with the hair rubbing and Jeff says "there's a nice way to do that"...Jeff looks up at her and says "do it nice"...Jordan slows down a little but doesn't want to seem to touchy feely around the others, she's self-concious...things quiet down, Natalie leaves...Jordan pats Jeff...Jeff says he doesn't like that because he knows she is over it... RR - JJ & Braden banter 7-7:02pm Right at the 7pm mark the feeds are on the kitchen and then suddenly switch to the RR where Jeff and Jordan are still chatting with Braden...Braden is being goofy...Jeff whispers to Jordan "is Laura with us or what?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's and says now she is...Jeff says to Braden that all they need is Casey and he stays...Jordan raises her arms and gives two thumbs up...Braden says he needs to talk to him...Jordan rubs Jeff's back and then pats his back/arm area...Jordan whispers to Braden to let Casey know he's not a threat...Jeff asks Jordan to scratch right there...Braden says that's the best part...Jeff says it feels good...Jordan continues rubbing/scratching...Jordan asks Jeff if it looks like they are always all over each other?...she taps Jeff and says "hello?"...Jeff says "me? I don't care what other people fu**ing think anymore, I gave them a chance when I came here, now I could fu**ing care less what they think"...Braden says "yeah"...Jeff says "if I'm happy that's what I care about...if you're (Jordan) happy that's what I care about" :) Braden says "me too"...Jordan says "yeah Braden, I fricken love you"...Jordan stops and Jeff looks at her saying "what happened to scratching over there? it's like you don't even care"...Jordan says "yeah right"...Braden says it's a quick scratch, a scratch off...Jordan starts again and asks Braden who was his last girlfriend...Braden says "I had a really, really, really serious one"...Jordan asks for how long?...Braden in all seriousness says "about a month" Jeff and Jordan crack up, Jordan says she thought he was going to say a year...Jeff thought 4 years...Braden says he could never make that...Jordan asks what happened?...Braden says she jumped...out of car...at high speed...and she looks like roadkill LOL feeds switch out... Girls chat in the HOH BR 8:16-8:19pm Jordan, Michele & Laura are up in the HOH taking a bath, Natalie is up there as well but not in the bath...they talk about if there is a camera inside the HOH shower and if someone wanted to "do it" in there would they be recorded?...Jordan says that her managers told her to not have sex in the house, that is the worst!...Jordan told them "gotcha ladies"...Jordan says she doesn't get horny...at the same time Michele asks Jordan "never?"...Natalie says that her and Jeff do make a cute couple...Jordan says "we are just friends, I mean I do like flirting with him a lot more"😚 Natalie says she's just saying that her and Jeff make a cute couple...Jordan says "he's getting grey hair guys" <----umm what does that have to do with anything? LOL...they say "so" "that's hot"...Laura says "I like older men”"... Jordan protests "I like older men too but I know after this I won't, I won't, I don't know, I think after this me & him maybe won't talk...well I already told him that, well after this we'd be friends but we won't talk like..."...Michele says "you live so far away and all?"...Jordan says "yeah and I don't want a boyfriend"...Laura asks why?...Jordan says "I just don't, I have trust issues and guys suck sometimes and I just don't wanna get into...I wanna get everything in my life...I wanna go to school and get all that stuff done with and you know? get all this stuff out of the way and not have to worry about...I don't know...he seems like the type though that I could have fun with though...I don't know, I'm rambling...he's fun...he likes brunettes" ...Laura says "well he obviously likes you" (thank you Laura!!👏)...Jordan says it's cuz they're gay and she'll fart in front of him, things like that (umm, no :) )...Michele says that he likes non super girly girls and you're comfortable...Jordan says "yeah, I don't know guys, I get embarrassed every time I'm asked"... Michele says it's just funny there aren't many single people in the house so everyone is like oooh, oooh, it's so cute...Jordan says she told Jeff last night that the others wanted them to kiss but it wasn't the right time, she doesn't like seeing people kiss, she'll kiss him on the lips in front of them if they want to see that but she can't have a makeout session in front of everybody...Natalie asks if she doesn't just want to make out with him on her own though?...Jordan says not really, though today she thought she might kiss him because he bit her and awww, she just wanted to beat him, like a love/hate and he always tells her he wants to drown her...they giggle and Michele says they are really odd...Jordan says that Jeff said drowning was his affection for her and she explains what she means by "eating someone"....Jordan says she just says some off the wall stuff LOL...talk turns to Jessie & Natalie... JJ on the same page 10:36-10:40pm Jordan and Jeff are in the kitchen...Jeff is getting some water from the sink...Jordan signals to Jeff she wants to talk to him...she waits at the picture wall...Jeff comes towards her and says "what up?", he stands there looking at the pictures like she is...they laugh...Jordan says "keep your distance" to which Jeff doesn't 😅 and they walk together to the SS room...Jeff says "oh this isn't obvious"...Jordan says "then go back over there"...they start whispering...Jordan says she just needs to change into pants. They walk into the SS room...Jordan tells Jeff that Russell noticed something was up with her and told her that she has been mean to him today, she told Russell she hasn't been but he insisted she was, that Russell said Jordan was ignoring him and that she told him he hasn't been anywhere (to talk to)...Jordan says she wanted to go to the DR and say "yeahhhhh!" (Watch Jeff's look here ...I guess the talks Jeff had with Jordan about flirting with Russell and choosing between him & Russell worked ) Jordan says Russell said that everyone told him Jordan wanted him out of the house and Jordan said no...Jordan rolls her eyes saying "whatever"...Jeff says they're scared now, a couple of days ago they were walking around with their chest puffed out and now they're moping, they know some shit's coming, he fu**ing loves it. Jordan wants to change into her pants so she says to Jeff "hang on, turn the other way"...Jeff says "so America can see you but I can't"...Jordan says "just cuz if my family sees"...Jeff says "a boy was in your room watching you change"...Jordan says "right"...Jeff snickers and says "that makes sense, everyone else can see". They giggle Jordan says Jeff knows what she means...Jeff knows...Jordan says "I weigh 137! you know how terrible that is?"...Jeff asks if she's done?...Jordan says yes. Jordan says she can't find her other pants...Jordan repeats "I weigh 137"...Jeff asks how much Jordan weighed coming in there?...Jordan hesitates...Jeff says "c'mon"...Jordan says "probably like...I don't think I weighed 130 something but apparently!...I mean I couldn't gain 7 lbs in a week right? is that possible?"...Jeff smiles and says maybe...Jordan says "really?"...Jeff says "I don't know, is it? I think it is, I could gain 7 lbs in a week" Jordan has taken off Jeff's hoody and is putting on her peach one...Jeff takes his back...Jordan says since she's wearing these pants she needs to wear...Jeff says "something cute"...Jordan says "that fits, it doesn't even match"...Jeff leaves the room saying "it's all orange, it's all the same"...Jordan says "it's bright"...Jordan leaves the room and her and Jeff walk back towards the kitchen...Jeff complains about his shirts shrinking after he washes them...they chit chat a bit more in the kitchen and then they head outside… The Bachelor 10:41pm Jejo are off camera but after this Jeff & Jordan appear briefly on Cam 1 Casey calls Jeff & Jordan America's sweethearts (little did he know!) and says how is Jeff supposed to go on the Bachelor now that he's with Jordan. Jordan says "he won't be..." (meaning he won't be with her after the show)...Casey quickly says "on the bachelor" he laughs and says "whoa" Jordan fiddles around with the elliptical and then Jeff in his Irish voice says "everybody's gotta relax"...Casey says in his Irish voice "that's gotta hurt"...feeds switch… Jordan's on Jeff's team 10:43-10:45pm Jeff & Braden are playing pool. A bunch of the other HG's are sitting on the BY couches chit chatting. Jordan comes outside and stands on the patio by the pool table...Braden asks her what she is doing?...Jordan says nothing, she is bored...Braden asks her why? she looks so happy and fluffy ...Jordan says she needs to figure out what she wants to do...Jeff says "you mean what you want to eat?"...Braden laughs and Jordan says she already ate a salad...Jeff leans on the washer while Jordan leans on the pool table...Jeff says to Braden "you're up yo-yo". Jeff warns Jordan to watch her booty (that's on the pool table)...Braden says "her booty's fine...let me tell ya"...Jeff smiles, giggles and looks at Jordan... Braden misses and Jeff moves over to the pool table to take his shot saying "yesss, sweet!"...Braden says "look at how she's sitting! is that fair?" Jeff says "she's on my team" :) Braden says "ahh, that's not fair at all"...they keep playing and Jordan walks away… Pool table hug 10:57pm Jeff & Braden are still playing pool. Jordan is sitting quietly on the patio...she gets up and walks towards Jeff...Jeff puts his arm around Jordan and whispers "why you look all sad?"..Jordan puts her hand around Jeff's waist saying she doesn't...Jeff asks if she's bored? and starts massaging her neck Jordan mmm, hmm's but she seems to have something on her mind...Braden rambles on about something, Jeff goes over to the other side of the pool table to take his turn and Jordan tells Jeff that whenever he's done to come inside...Jeff says ok...she goes inside. Bee stinger & toes 11:50-11:58pm Jordan steps on a dead bee's stinger & Braden helps her out by getting her some ice for it. Game talk amongst Jordan, Casey, Braden & Ronnie. Jeff has gone inside to go to the bathroom, he comes back out and right after the 11:56pm mark there is a short J/J moment...Jeff rubs Jordan's waist as she's telling him she ruined the nail polish on her toe. They continue talking with the other HG's...Jeff says "go fix your toe" and then Jordan goes inside to fix her pedicure.

July 22 JJ&L talk RR Part 3 12-12:02am Jordan says if she leaves on Thursday and goes back home she will hang out with her family, what would Laura be doing? Laura assumes the same, hang out with friends, hopefully Ben will come get her from the airport since he has her car...Jordan says they will go out to eat or depending on how tired she is probably just eat at home, her mom will make her favorite...Laura says baked ziti? I don't even know what that is...Jordan explains what's in baked ziti and Jeff pops up asking her how she knows what that is...Jordan says her mom fixes it all the time, she'll fix garlic bread and a salad with it, it's really good but she fixes it all the time, she's always asking her mom to fix something else...Jeff giggles. Jordan starts rattling off mom's entrees, lol and says she makes meatloaf...Jeff & Laura love meatloaf...Jordan says her mom makes the best...Jeff says everyone likes their own...Jordan says it's so good, she puts ketchup in it. Who’s going to make the Toona? 12:17pm Feeds switch back to J&J who are still awake and in Jeff's bed...Lydia is getting ready for bed and they are talking. Jordan says she's tired...Lydia says she'd invite Jordan to sleep in their bed...Jordan says she wishes she could (she's a HN). Lydia says unfortunately she's on a different team...Jordan says they're making steaks, steaks are good. :) Jeff giggles and rubs Jordan's back...Lydia says they're marinated in teriyaki (which she doesn't like)...Jordan says anything sounds good right now...Lydia says "here's the thing, the only guy chef I trust in here is him" (Jeff)...Jordan says "really?"...Lydia says "yes"...Jeff says "I'm good huh?"...Lydia says "yes"...Jordan says "he made toona pasta today"...Jeff asks Lydia "it was good right?"...Lydia says it was...Jeff says "who else is going to make tuna pasta?"...Lydia says "who else is going to make the toona?" Jordan says it smells...Jeff says oh, Jesus...Lydia says "that's a reason to keep you around Jeff"...Jeff says "yeah"...Lydia says "yay!" Jeff wishes it was true ;) 12:18-12:22pm Jordan asks Lydia if everybody is going to bed? Lydia says no...Jeff says he's beat, he doesn't know what it is...Lydia says Jeff's lovely little teammates aren't...Jeff says they will stay up til 4 am...Lydia says "f**k em, I'm going to bed"...Lydia says that Michele makes noises and body spasms in her sleep...Jordan asks what she does?...Lydia says "Jeff why can't you go in there and I get this bed" (Jeff's bed)...Jeff says "with who?" LOL Jordan jumps right in saying that Michele won't do that because she's married...Jeff says no, no. Lydia says ohhh...Jordan says she guesses Lydia will just have to sleep out here (with Jessie) hint hint...Lydia says "no thank you"...Jeff razzes her saying ohhh, shame shame, know your name...Lydia says gn and closes the door then pops back out saying "f**k you"...Jeff & Jordan laugh...Lydia says "excuse me? who left the condom wrapper in their bed?"...Jeff says "that's a terrible one, Jordan wasn't even here that night"...Lydia says "whatever"...Jordan says she was sleeping with Laura...Lydia says "guilty, guilty, you guys are guilty"...Jeff says "I wish to be honest with you" 😉 Lydia continues saying guilty...Jordan says "oh my goodness"...Jeff says "that'd be awesome"...Jordan looks back at Jeff and says "Jeff!"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan lays back down and asks Jeff to move his arm please?...Jeff says "all the way?"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "no, let's make out for the cameras", he hugs her and dives in for the neck. Jordan giggles and is super ticklish. Jordan snorts and Jeff cracks up, Jordan says she didn't mean to snort. J&J banter some more with Jeff trying to tickle Jordan more, she tells him to not touch her on her neck and Jordan getting Jeff to move his arm which he places right over her neck, she likens him to someone EVILLLL (said in a deep scary voice) for looking like he's chopping her neck off with his arm. Jeff asks if Jordan ever stays at her friend's house and they stay up all night doing dumb shit, he could see that...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "and just laughing at nothing?"...Jordan says yeah, they laugh at some dumb stuff. Jeff & Jordan interlock arms, Jeff reaches over and rubs her hair/head...Jordan says she wishes she could fall asleep in the RR...Jeff says "I know, me too"...Jeff says then it's like they're doing something but they're just sleeping...Jordan says whaddya mean? doing something?...Jeff says "not fooling around dummy"...Jordan says "duh". Jeff says he means just cracking jokes until they fall asleep...doing something"...Jordan says yeah, you have to clarify that, for the people in America. Jeff asks Jordan if she even realizes the cameras are on her all the time?...Jordan says no...Jeff says half the time he doesn't even know, it's stupid but you just get used to it… Flicking, Not Snoring & Giggling 12:22-12:26pm Jordan flicks Jeff hard in the face with her finger...Jeff whips his head around...Jordan starts laughing...Jeff says "wtf? that was hard...Jesus"...Jordan keeps laughing...Jeff says "what was that all about?"...Jordan asks if it hurt?...Jeff says "yeah, a little bit, it stung"...Jordan keeps LOL'ing...Jeff giggles and says "why'd you do that?"...Jordan says she was just kidding, she didn't even think it would hurt...Jeff flicks Jordan's hand hard and she says owww...Jeff says "it hurt? imagine on your face"...they laugh...Jeff says "you flicked it, it felt like a mousetrap" haha! they laugh some more and then Jeff asks what's with the snorts tonight?...Jordan doesn't know. Jeff sticks out his arm and says "you wanna scratch me?"...Jordan in a weird voice says "gaww, why do I always have to scratch you?"...Jeff says "what was that voice?"...Jordan cracks up...Jeff says that was gross, he doesn't even want to be scratched now...Jordan is acting silly and Jeff says "what's with you? you got the giggles?"...Jordan says Jeff always says that every night. Jordan asks what time it is and Jeff isn't sure but it's probably close to 1...Jeff then says at least Jordan has a room...Jordan says with a hard bed?...Jeff says it's quiet and dark, he misses their old room, there was no snoring, it was dark...Jordan says "I don't snore"...Jeff says "I said there was no snoring"...Jordan says "I don't snore"...Jeff turns to go on his stomach and says "I said there was no snoring"...Jordan doesn't get it and says "I know, I don't snore"...Jeff says "shut up" and hugs Jordan who immediately starts patting Jeff's arm. Kevin walks in and Jordan tells him to come and talk to them...Jeff says they just finished making out...Lydia yells something from the SS room and they start laughing...Kevin says "dammit, I missed it"...Kevin walks over to the SS room to see Lydia...Jeff bites and licks Jordan's hand LOL and then Jordan holds Jeff's face in her hand...they laugh about Kevin not being thrilled at the idea of sleeping with Michele and giving Lydia his bed...Kevin says it's pitch black in there and he turns on the light...Jordan says she feels like she has to poo 🥴 Jeff giggles and says he feels like he has to go pee...Jordan pinches Jeff's face and they banter about going to pee...Jeff goes in for the neck again and leaves Jordan giggling… It turns Jeff on 12:20-12:27pm Jordan & Kevin are in the BY talking. Kevin asks Jordan if she's kissed Jeff yet...she says no but she says you know Jeff kissed me in the bathroom when I was putting on my lip gloss. Kevin says he remembers. They game talk for awhile and then a few minutes later Jeff comes outside. Jeff asks if Jordan slept good? Jordan nods yes...Jeff says he did too, he was out like boom after she left. Jeff's eating an apple and Jordan points out that when Jeff is talking he always does something with his hands. Jeff smiles. Kevin says mmm, hmm. Kevin puts his hand on Jordan's leg and asks him if it makes him jealous?...Jeff says it turns him on. ;) They laugh...Jeff says "this was a delicious apple"...Jordan says "you said that cuz I hate that word, I hate the word delicious"...Kevin says "deh-lih-cious"...Jordan says "see, don't say that" LOL Jeff tells Kevin that if he goes back and watches the season you can count on one hand how many times Jordan has complimented Jeff throughout the whole show, he's saying if they (J&J) make it to the final 2...none!..."everything is a stone, say something nice about me!"...Jordan says "I do!"...Jeff says "no you don't"...Jordan says she thinks of them in her head, he knows she kids around with him so stop! Jeff says that every word he says Jordan says that's gross, eww...Jordan says "like delicious? I hate that word"...Kevin laughs and Jeff says "what's wrong with delicious?"...Jordan gets grossed out again when they both say it. LOL Jeff laughs and says that doesn't make sense...Jordan says she hates the word scrumptious...Jeff then picks up a bug off the ground and chases after Jordan with it telling her to say something nice about him...LOL Jeff blows up the raft/Michele is weird 12:34-12:42pm The first part of this makes me laugh, it really says it all when it came to how weird Jeff thought Michele was. Jeff sits down on the BY couch to blow up the blue raft that had been "popped", when he puts it in his mouth he realizes it has rubbing alcohol on it (?) and he spits twice onto the ground grossed out, he yells out to Michele who is tanning to ask her if you put rubbing alcohol to clean the raft, it's ok to put your mouth on it right? Michele says on the raft? Jeff says yeah, he's not drinking it or anything...Michele says it should be fine...Jeff says "should be fine? that's reassuring"...in typical fashion Michele starts giggling and mumbling something leaving it on for 10 seconds before he does it and how she doesn't know it all...Jeff looks at her perplexed and says "what?"...Michele says she doesn't know everything... Jeff just looks at her for a couple of seconds, shakes his head like wtf? and goes back to blowing. LOL aaaaand fake yawn from Michele. 🥱 Jordan joins Jeff on the couch and says that Jeff was being so loud earlier when she was sleeping, it sounded like he was bitching about something...Jeff says nothing and keeps blowing...Jordan says "ok, you're ignoring me"...Jeff says "how do you want me to talk and blow this thing up?"...Jordan says "well you stop"...Jeff says well what did I say?...Jordan says she doesn't now but he was bitching...Jeff says he was bitching, he & Casey were talking, he was just venting...Jordan says she thought Michele said something...Jeff says she did... Jordan says is it to keep Ronnie or something?...Jeff says other people want to...Jordan asks who?...Jeff whispers he will tell her later, she's all paranoid. Jeff goes back to blowing...Jordan says it's such a mystery to her how she can't find her reef sandals...Jeff asks if the air is just going right out?...Jordan says he's wasting his time, the hole is on the bottom left hand side...Jeff asks if they found the hole already?...Jordan says Russell did. Jeff stops blowing and says it seems good to him for now...Jordan says it will for about 20 mins then it will blow air out again...Jeff says that's cool, then when it's time for someone else to use it then they can go f**k themselves LOL Jeff giggles and sits back...Jordan gives him a look...Jeff says "yeah, everybody only cares about themselves, why shouldn't I?" Jordan says "well fill me in"...Jeff says "what do you want me to do, she's right there...she's weird"...Jordan says "yeah, I know"...Jordan whispers "what'd she say?"...Jeff shoots her a look...Jordan giggles and says "I wanna know"...Jeff says "nothing, it's crazy"...Jordan says she thought Jeff was bitching because everybody wants her out...Jeff says it's that but moreso that he was just venting about how even though things change, everything is still the same, Casey told him after Jeff went to bed they were still up scheming...Jordan says "are you serious?"...Jeff says yeah, that's why he got pissed off, wtf is there to talk about?...Jordan asks what Michele said again...Jeff quiets down and makes a face implying she is crazy and he will tell her later, Jeff wants to go in the pool, he gets up and puts his UCLA hat on Jordan. Jeff heads over to the pool and puts the raft in it then goes to the laundry area to put on sunscreen. Jordan is already there and they start whispering again... Jeff is about to tell her what Michele said but wonders if she can hear...Jordan asks if they should go to the bathroom...Jeff says to be honest, it's not that big of a deal...Jeff says Michele is just crazy, she told him that Jeff wanted her out of there, Jeff said who said that? Michele told him she just knows if she went up he would vote her out, what the f**k?...Jordan asks if it's because it's her & him (aligned)...Jeff says she said that Jeff was playing both sides...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff said Michele is...Jordan walks away to not make it look obvious and then Jeff follows her over to the pool area a few seconds later...as Jeff is putting on his sunscreen in the mirror, he glances over at Jordan kind of like she is. Tickling in the pool 12:52-12:54pm Jeff is laying on the blue raft as usual, Jordan enters the pool...Jeff reaches out his hand towards Jordan...Jordan moves towards Jeff and they start flirting...Jordan starts getting ticklish as soon as Jeff's hand nears her neck...he tickles her... Jordan says he's choking her...Jeff says how can he choke her if he can't touch her neck...Jordan says "you're not supposed to choke me"...Jeff imitates Jordan's accent saying "I'm not gonna choke you, I was just playin''...they touch hands... They whisper and laugh about something...Jeff says "what? now you don't like me, you only liked me because you thought I had some shit" (gamewise)...Jordan giggles, Jeff says it wasn't about her and now she's on her way back (out of the pool)...Jeff flicks water at Jordan...Jordan says she's going to lay out...Jeff says they need pool toys...Jeff tells Jordan she can have the raft if she wants, she says it's ok...Laura gets in the pool… Relationships & Injuries talk in the GR 4:25-4:30pm Jeff & Jordan are laying on the bed in the GR, Casey has been there talking with them and is just about ready to leave. He is fiddling with the bike...Jeff says to Jordan "you wanna scratch my arm?" (no response is heard from Jordan)...Casey leaves and immediately Jordan asks "so if I'm here tomorrow what are we gonna cook?"...Jeff smiles and says "we're gonna make out?"...Jordan says "we're gonna cook something"...Jeff says "we're gonna get cookin" 😂 They laugh and Jordan says "that was so cheesy"...Jeff says "I know but it fit"...Jordan says "that was really, really cheesy"...Jeff says "so that means you can't scratch my arm no more"...Jordan says "geeeezz" and starts scratching...Jeff asks if that means she's all cocky that she's going to be there?...Jordan, with a goofy look on her face, says no...Jeff points at her and says "yeah you are"...Jordan laughs and says she feels better now but who knows, it might change tomorrow. Jeff says he told her that...Jordan says she doesn't know, she has to talk to him (Jessie) too because she's got to put the icing on the cake, put the candle & light it. Jeff says just to say what he told her, to explain that Ronnie told her that Jessie didn't like her and she took it as that, they never had a chance to talk so she wants to take this chance to talk...Jordan touches Jeff's ear...Jeff says and if she really wants to butter him up tell him "you look good by the way, then feel his muscles and he'll be like phewwww" 😋 ...they laugh...Jordan says she'll say that she won't tell Jeff...Jeff says "he'll love it, you'll be his best BFF". Jordan says she is stuffed up...Jeff asks if it's because it's cold in that room?...Jordan says maybe but it could be because she's got boogers in her nose...Jeff asks if she talks extra loud when they're not talking so it looks (to others) like they're not talking...Jordan giggles and says she's not, she's talking normal...Jeff squeezes her nose and Jordan says she doesn't want everyone seeing them talk (little late for that don't ya think? LOL) ...Jordan asks if she has boogers in her nose?...Jeff says no...Jordan feels like it...Jordan says she's sleepy...so sleepy!! (in her cartoon voice)...Jeff says "don't talk in that voice, I don't like that at all"...she starts up again and Jeff closes her mouth with his hand. Jeff says she doesn't like certain words he says...Jordan says "delicious"...Jeff says delicious he can't stop...Jordan says "crunchy, I mean crunk"...Jeff says he hasn't said that in awhile, he's telling her it's only in certain occasions...Jordan says when Jeff leaves this house he can't say it because it's not cool...Jeff says "I'm gonna text you crunk every day"...Jordan says "I'm not gonna respond"...Jeff says "yeah? I'm going to give you a fake number"...they laugh... Jordan starts punching Jeff's pillow to try and annoy him...he looks at her...Jordan asks if it's working? Jeff says "a little bit" and they laugh...Jeff asks Jordan if "that" was what she wanted to talk to him so bad about...Jordan says "yeah...that was good"...Jeff says that she was excited?...Jordan says no, what she told Casey and him...Jeff says oh, yeah, that was no big deal...Jeff says he doesn't trust him at all (Jessie), he tells the story of when it was for all 4, then it was all 3...Jordan says they excluded her...Jeff says he offered protection but didn't mean it, he also says it's good Jordan & Lydia are talking again...Jordan says she knows...feeds go to fish... Relationships & Injuries talk Part 2 4:30-4:40pm Feeds return to J&J...Jordan says you know they're going to be on lockdown, for the whole night...Jeff thinks maybe, maybe not...Jordan thinks they are, they try to remember if they were last week at the same time...Jeff looks at Jordan who is picking at her nose and he says "what's up booger?"...Jordan says "yeah, I know" and Jeff laughs...Jordan gets up to go blow her nose in the bathroom...Jeff closes his eyes... Feeds go off J&J for a bit and then return just after the 4:35pm mark but with no audio, Jordan is sitting cross legged talking to Jeff...audio returns with Jordan saying he's down on his knees at Jenny's grave and he's crying (Forrest Gump reference)...Jeff says yeah, yeah, it's sad and his mom's grave...Jordan says mmm, hmm. Jordan says she always puts herself in the situation...Notebook, she always cries...Jeff says every girl loves that movie, he thought it was alright...Jordan says she loved it and says "alright?"...Jeff says he thought it was good but girls LOVE that movie. Jeff says "the thing is girls could have that but they're too big of bitches to have that, you know what I mean?"...Jordan says "yeah right! it depends on the guy...it does, it all depends on the guy"...Jeff says "alright, I think it depends on the girl cuz I"...Jordan says "no, because guys can be umm, buttholes and it can like...I don't know, I think it just depends on the guy too, I think well maybe it's mutual"...Jeff says "yeah, you're right, of course, yeah yeah of course"...Jordan says "it depends"...Jeff says "I can be a lot nicer, a lot more romantic, but it's like what are you doing it for? for some chick that's going to put one right in your back? you know what I mean?"...Jordan starts laughing... Jeff says "and then you feel like a bigger idiot"...Jordan says "you're bitter"...Jeff says "a little bit"...Jeff cracks up...Jordan says "I can tell, why are you so bitter?"...Jeff says "with what? in general?"...Jordan says "yeah". Jeff says "I got a little chip on my shoulder" Jordan says "a little chip? I think it's a big chip and it's probably about to fall and crash in the water" 🧐 Jeff laughs and says "what?...oh man" Jordan asks Jeff what happened? why is he so bitter?...Jeff says "nothin"...Jordan says "why can't you talk about it!?"...Jeff says "talk about what?"...Jordan says what she's asking him about being so bitter, why can't he talk about it...Jeff says "what do you mean? bitter about what?"...Jordan says "every time someone says something about relationships you say it negatively"...Jeff says "I don't know, I haven't had good relationships that's why"...Jordan says "I know...tell me about them" Jordan says "I wanna know!"...Jeff says "whaddya wanna know?"...Jordan says "I don't know, tell me, start by telling me something"...Jeff says "uhh, forget it, there's no point, I've moved on, I'm living in the now"...Jordan says "I know but I'm trying to go back in the past...so tell me"... Jeff says "I was in jail for a long time because I killed one of my ex-girlfriends, you wanna hear about it?"😳😅 Jordan says "seriously"...Jeff says "no, get outta here...I don't want to talk about, it's nothing big, it's nothing traumatic, it's just, my relationships haven't worked out"...Jordan says "why? she cheated on you?"...Jeff says "sometimes, sometimes I cheated yeah but lately, no not cheated, nah I wouldn't say that, it's just not good"...Jordan says "how not good!?"...Jeff says "omg!"...Jordan says "I want to know, we gotta have a conversation"... Jeff says they are having a conversation...Jordan says "tell me"...Jeff says he'll tell her later, he's not in the mood...Jordan asks if Jeff is scared they're watching...Jeff says he doesn't give a f**k, he would like it more if they were watching and then he'd tell the story...they smile at each other...Jeff says "it's not one story in general, it's a combination of shit, it's too much, I'm being honest, she wouldn't understand if he told her anyway, I'm being serious...a lot goes into it, but it's all good"...Jordan says "in the hood?"...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says ok. Jeff says "you trust me?"...Jordan says "I don't know"...Jeff gives her a serious look and says "what?"...Jordan says "I don't know"... Jeff says "don't give me any doubt about you cuz then (hand gesture) I cut it off"...Jordan pretends to stab Jeff in the chest, lol...Jordan asks how is it cut off?...Jeff says "that's it, you're done with Jeff"...Jordan says "whatever"...Jeff says "your Jeff time is over"...Jordan says "you'd be sad"...Jeff says "you'd be sad"...Jordan says "you would be sad"...big smile from Jeff...Jordan says Jeff would be "awww, I miss her"...Jeff giggles...Jordan says "don't lie, don't lie"...Jeff says of course, now he would but she did nothing to make him not think that way, if she did something...there's nothing she could do so it's no big deal. Jeff says "you're good people Jordan"...Jordan says "thanks, I try...you too"...Jeff says "yah?"...feeds switch to the HOH room when Jordan was just saying "you remind..." Relationships & Injuries talk Part 3 4:41-4:48pm Feeds return to J&J in the GR shortly after the 4:41pm mark with Jordan telling Jeff he reminds her of her...Jordan asks Jeff if he doesn't think that?...Jeff jokingly says they're identical, they were separated at birth...Jordan says she's serious...Jeff says "me too, we have a lot of things in common"...Jeff says "my sideburns are long, your sideburns are long" 😛 Jeff says he needs to trim his hair, it's getting a little long...Jordan says "let me trim it"...Jeff says he doesn't really trust her, lol...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says he'll let her cut some of it because it doesn't really matter...Jordan says he's been saying that since last week...Jeff says he hasn't cut it...Jordan says to let her cut it...Jeff says next week, when she's still there...Jordan says "you think?"...Jeff nods yes...Jordan says "are you sure?"...Jeff says all she needs is 5, he goes over the votes...Jordan says you never know, things could change last minute...Jeff assures her he is sure Jessie will vote for her to stay, he wants her to stay, he wants to be with them so it would be a good faith gesture... Jordan touches Jeff's belly and says "what if I pierced your belly button?" :) Jeff says "you say that every day"...Jordan says "cuz I like squeezing you"...Jeff says he thinks you get stomach aches from that...Jordan doesn't think so...Jordan tells the story of one time when she was little, she had to pee real bad and...Jeff says he's not sure he wants to hear this story, how old was she?...Jordan thinks about 10...Jeff says "did you pee in your belly button?" Jordan says "no! listen!" Jordan says it was her sister, her & her brother, they always used to sleep like that and every summer when they'd stay at her grandparent's house they'd all have to sleep in the bed together, she had to pee real bad but was half asleep/half awake and she didn't want to get up...her sister rolled over thinking she was a pillow...Jordan says she used to be chubby when she was little, when she was 10 she was chubby, husky, big, she always ate, she'd eat 2 or 3 bowls of cereal and so her sister elbowed her in her stomach and she had to pee, OMG, she had the worst pain in her belly button, she felt like it was right down in there...(Jeff's face during this story is priceless, lol)...Jordan says she was higher up so her sister kept nailing her :/ ...Jeff says "did you pee?"...Jordan says "no, it hurt and then when I went to the bathroom it would pee, stop, pee, stop, pee, stop and then after that I would get really bad pain aches in my belly button"...Jeff says "weird" LOL Jeff says he can save up his pee and she can give him a shot in the gut...Jordan says no, he doesn't want to do that, it hurts...Jeff says he knows...Jordan says anything to do with your stomach, your belly button, your eyes or your ears or your nose or your mouth, anything like that... Jeff asks if Jordan has ever had a really bad injury? did she break any bones?...Jordan says she cracked her elbow in half...Jeff asks if she had to wear one of those hard casts (bends his arm)...Jordan shows him yes, she did...Jeff says no, you didn't!...Jordan swears she did...Jeff cracks up...Jordan says "you wanna hear the story?"...Jeff says "yeah". Jordan says she was in 3rd grade and still chubby, she was trying to swing on the monkey bars, she swung forward real fast because of her weight and then she backed up and BAM fell backwards on the metal thing, it feels like when you hit your funny bone, it just feels like tingly balls right there (Jeff smiles big...so cute!)... Jordan says she told her teacher she couldn't move her arm, the teacher thought she just bruised it, she told her again she couldn't move it, it turned purple and blue and got fat and then they called her mom, she went to the doctor, got x-rays, broke it, got a blue cast...Jeff asks if she could move it or was there a pin holding it?...Jordan shows Jeff what kind of cast it was and how she could still move it...Jeff thought she was in traction, LOL...Jeff asks if she shattered or fractured it?...Jordan says it just split apart...Jeff says dislocated or broken?...Jordan says it was broken, she was in a cast for 6 weeks. Jordan says it would itch real bad so she would take a pencil and dig it down in there...Jeff says he's heard that before...Jeff says 6 weeks isn't too bad...Jordan says it hurt and then not long after that this boy came into the school in a wheelchair and he was hit by a car...Jeff says that's terrible...Jordan says he was sledding down his driveway and a car was coming and it ran over his leg...Jeff says what do you mean in a wheelchair?...Jordan says he had to be in a wheelchair...Jeff says oh, after! she made it seem like some guy is just rolling down the street and someone just plowed into him...Jordan says nooo...Jeff says that's what he thought, Jesus! that's terrible...Jordan says no, he was sledding...Jeff sees what she's saying...Jordan says he broke his leg and had to be in a wheelchair...Jeff says but then he got out of the wheelchair?...Jordan says "right"...Jeff says she can't just throw a wheelchair story in there...Jordan says "oh, well my bad"...Jordan lays back down and says she thought he understood...Jeff says "no...I do now". Relationships & Injuries talk Part 4 4:48-4:59pm Jordan lays down and says she wants to eat. Jeff says "don't start, you're doing so good, I'm proud of you...just one more day"...Jordan says thanks and they high five. Jordan says she's going to have to do competitions by herself (no more populars)...Jeff thinks BB will do something...Jordan says Jeff needs to stay on his team to be safe...Jeff says he needs to, what if they put him & her up on the block...Jordan says she would be sad...Jeff says they might as well just leave...Jordan says she'd be mad, real mad...Jeff says they'd be fu**ed, they be on slop and be eliminated. Jeff says that if it comes down to it and she needs to pick someone for her team, she should pick Jessie...Jordan says on mine?...Jeff says yeah, mmm, hmm, this way he has to protect you plus Natalie will be on his team so he'll be protected plus he's king in here so why not you know? Jeff asks what else? did she ever get stitches...Jordan says yeah, on her lip, she thinks she did, she had them on her boobs, on her knee, no not on her knee...Jeff asks if she can't remember if she got stitches or not?...Jordan says on her lip she did, she got a fork shoved up her lip, a fork!!...she demonstrates... LOL Jeff says "and it came out the inside?"...Jordan says "all the way"...Jeff's eyes open wide saying "wow"...Jordan says she had a piece of cake walking down the steps on the concrete...Jeff covers his mouth and says oh no!!...Jordan says she tripped and fell, she fell down the steps and the way the fork landed, her face landed down on it...Jeff says it sounds terrible...Jordan says it went straight up...Jeff says blah!...Jordan says she cried all the way to the ER...Jeff says he bets, did they take the fork out?...Jordan says yeah, they stretched out her lip...Jeff says "you went to the doctor with the fork in your face!?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "no you didn't!"...Jordan swears, she was little, probably like 4 or 5...Jeff imitates how Jordan would have looked and cracks up...Jordan says she was sitting on her mom's lap...Jeff says when she was getting stitches she was thinking about where the rest of her cake was 😂 ...Jordan says "probably"...they laugh. Jordan says her sister was having a birthday party and they had to leave...feeds switch to the HOH room... Feeds return...Jordan is saying she gets real nervous...Jeff says he hates when he has to carry a tray of martinis, he gets so nervous now from all the years of waitering, if they're filled to the top..Jordan says you drink martinis?...Jeff says no when he has to serve them...Jordan says "you don't work there"...Jeff says when he used to be a waiter...Jordan says oh, oh, oh...Jeff says he would get all nervous with the tray, try to tell himself to not shake because they will so filled to the top, they'd give him a tray and he'd only take 2 at a time...Jordan says she'd take 4 at a time...Jordan asks if Jeff likes fishbowls?...Jeff says on spring break? he had them then...Jordan says they have them at her work, Jeff says they don't have them near him... Relationships & Injuries talk Part 5 5-5:05pm Jordan grabs Jeff's hand, plays with his thumb 😊 and starts talking about Mardi Gras and how they have these long green drinks called grenades, they're long and at the bottom they have a grenade, you drink one and you're like guuuuurrrrr, he should have seen her there, she was a mess, she looked like death...you eat, you drink, you wake up, you're hungover, you start drinking, then the next day it's the same thing...Jeff says that's Vegas too, your only way out is to drink again, that's how he is...Jordan says you feel better...Jeff says his favorite part of Vegas is the pool...Jordan asks what the pool is like...Jeff says it's just a big, giant party, everyone is just drinking, talking, sitting around the pool, swimming, everyone just gets crunked up...he looks at Jordan who gives him the finger...Jeff says it's his favorite, you get sun and then nap. Jordan asks who Jeff goes with? his guy friends?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan asks if it's more fun with guy friends or with a girlfriend?...Jeff says he went with a girl once or twice, it was fun...Jordan bets it's more fun with guy friends...Jeff agrees but it depends what your girl or guy is like. Jordan asks if Jeff gambles? Jeff says yeah...Jordan asks if Jeff is a good gambler?...Jeff says no...Jordan says "I can see you being terrible"...Jeff says to take it easy...Jordan says "quit throwing stones" Jeff says he gets out of control, that's his problem, he feels it's personal that he's losing, he gets pissed and doubles his bets, throwing alcohol into the mix doesn't help...Jordan says right...Jeff says he's a perfect stooge for Vegas, he drinks but you have all these $5 chips and drinks are free when you're playing, all you have to do is tip, he'd rather buy a drink because he ends tipping them 5 bucks anyway and if he's winning he'll give them 10 bucks, you have chips and it's not money, it's like your money is fake in Vegas. Jordan asks how far Vegas is from LA?...Jeff says it's a 4 hour drive, a 45 min flight...Jordan says shut up!...Jeff and his buddies used to drive there at 2 in the morning, get there at 6 and start rocking and rolling. Jeff says it's fun but you can't do it all the time, he gets wore out. Casey walks in and they banter...Casey says Jeff takes things the wrong way and gets fired up...Jeff says Jordan says the same thing and that he's feisty sometimes...Casey says with the people that like you, you jackass...Jordan says yeah, thanks...Jeff says he's only like that because he cares, if he didn't he would ignore them...Casey says whatever helps you sleep at night, lol...Jeff says he needs some help...Casey says Jeff could use a counsellor...Jeff says me? why do you say that?...Jordan giggles and Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says see?...Jeff says what is he mental? they're just pulling his strings...Casey starts singing "in a dump truck"...Jordan sings along and Jeff smiles big at her... Jeff says to tell Casey one of her stories...Jordan says he doesn't want to hear them...Jeff says to tell him what a good waitress she is...Jeff gets up...Jordan says she's terrible, she forgets drinks...Jeff pinches Jordan's cheek real cute...Casey says he could see that coming...Jeff leaves... Relationships & Injuries talk Part 6 5:09-5:19pm Jeff returns to the GR with a bowl of fruit salad asking Jordan if she minds he eat in front of her...Jordan doesn't care...Jeff sits back where he was and eats… Jordan out of the blue says "I love little babies when if you eat something in front of them and then they want a little bit of it, they sit there and look at you and they want some more, it's so cute"...Jeff says his little niece goes like this (holds out his arm reaching)...Jordan says aww...Casey asks how old she is?...Jeff says she just turned one...Casey says she's the same as Morgan, he just turned one last week of June. Casey asks if they saw the movie Australia...Jeff says no but heard it was alright...Casey says it was long but good, it's two movies in one, the kid in the movie, Morgan does what he does, he says "I sing you to me"...Jeff says his other niece Marley...Casey says his buddy's kid is Marley, last name Potts...Jeff says that's a little...Casey says he likes reggae, Jeff says his brother does too...Jeff starts to tell the story of when he videotaped Marley on his phone...feeds go to fish and return a minute later...Jeff is saying something about a movie being good, something about Morgan Freeman. Jordan says "my grandpa told me"...Casey starts singing and feeds go to fish again, they return with Jordan laughing about bumping a girl with her stomach, LOL. She demonstrates...Casey walks out saying geez oh weez... Jordan sits down again and Jeff says "what happened to your leg?"...Jordan looks for what he's talking about and says it's a bruise, she guesses she got hit, he did it, he doesn't remember?...Jeff says shut up...Jordan says she's just kidding...Jordan looks at Jeff...Jeff says she keeps looking at his food...Jordan says it looks good...Jeff asks if she wants him to not eat it in front of her?...Jordan doesn't care...Jordan in a goofy voice says "I'm about to make me some more slop!"...Jeff locks eyes with Jordan and smiles... Jordan says "more slop"...Jeff says it's just one more day...Jordan says "cook me something good"...Jeff says "whatever you want, I'll make it"...Jordan asks if she has to wait til midnight?...Jeff says it doesn't matter because she'll be happy she stayed...Jordan says maybe she won't be hungry because her nerves will be bad...Jeff says she better not poop...Jordan says she has to make a speech...Jeff asks if she wants help...Jordan says yeah, she can tell him what she wants to say and he can help her word it better...Jeff says alright. Jeff says it's going to be funny because she's going to be nervous...Jordan says she knows she will be, she'll get red, forget her words and start stuttering, she'll just cut it...Jeff says not to rehearse too much...Jordan says last week she started rambling and then cut it, it probably didn't make sense...Jordan describes how she answered Julie's question about her & Lydia's fight, she said something about her veins shooting out of her neck..Jeff says he was like "what?"...Jordan says Julie was probably wondering what she was talking about. Jeff says he knew Julie was going to ask him something but not about what...Jordan says he did good. Casey comes back in, Jeff finishes his fruit salad, puts the bowl away and lays back down...Jordan fluffs a pillow to which Jeff asks if she wants to lay down on him...she nods yes...Jeff gets comfy first then Jordan lays down. Jeff and Casey chit chat about the Florida Gators, football and Michael Jordan...Jordan announces she is hungry, gets up and leaves the boys to continue chatting about sports… Kitchen hug & bathroom bite 11:06-11:09pm Jordan approaches Jeff who is sitting at the kitchen counter...Jeff hugs her from behind and squeezes her...he asks if she's tired?... It's hard to hear exactly what they're talking about because of the other HG's in the kitchen talking loudly but Jeff is heard saying "are you nervous?"...Jordan nods yes... Jeff encourages Jordan to go practice (the mock game outside), she should prepare...Jordan says she's bad at it...Jeff says "you should practice, it's here for a reason...so take advantage and you can win yourself an HOH"...Jordan says she knows, she's being stubborn and says "I can practice tomorrow though can't I?"...Jeff says "if you want to...maybe it won't be here"...Jeff and Jordan get quiet looking at what's going on in the kitchen... On Cam 4 Jeff can be seen reaching for Jordan and rubbing her backside...Jordan moves away and Jeff goes to the bathroom...Jordan follows him in there... She sits down on the bed and then Jeff lays down behind her and gives her a love bite on her arm :) They talk with Laura about how tomorrow might go (live show day)...Jeff rubs his face on Jordan's shirt :) ...Jordan says she's hungry again...Laura too...feeds switch…

July 21 The house turns on Ronnie/Moments of comfort amongst the chaos 12:25-2:40am The whole house realizes what "the Rat" has been up to, dividing the house and pitting one side against the other. The HG's gather outside to talk it all out w/o Ronnie who is holed up in the HOH and through it all Jeff & Jordan stay close, supporting each other amidst the chaos around them...they lean on each other...what has become the norm for them in the BB house. Chain of events: 12:25am Jeff & Jordan go to the hammock to try and get to the bottom of the rumors about Russell & Laura campaigning. 12:30am onward Ronnie's jig is up. 1:05am Who's fu**in' cat is that in the picture? 😂 😂 1:39am, 1:58am, 2:00am, 2:05am Jeff & Jordan standing getting close. 2:09am Jeff sits down and holds Jordan. 2:10am Jordan sits down near Jeff. 2:16am Jeff rubs Jordan's leg. 2:26am Jeff leans his head on Jordan and shoulder kisses her 2:31 am Jeff lays his head on Jordan's shoulder Jordan scratches Jeff’s back in the HN room 3:48-4:12am After the Ronnie blow up, Jeff goes to bed in the RR. Jordan finishes up talking to Chima in the bathroom and heads to bed. Jordan scares Jeff a little by pinching him, she giggles and Jeff says omg...he smiles and reaches out to her with his arm saying "come here" (I always love the way Jeff says this to her 🥰) Jordan says "what no, I gotta go in there" (HN room)...Jeff pulls Jordan down to him but Jordan says she can't sleep in there... Jeff says "come lay down with me"...Jordan says for him to lay down with her in the HN room...Jeff doesn't sound enthused...Jordan shrugs saying to go in there because everybody is sleeping in the RR and they'll be talking...Jeff as per usual says "scratch my back?"...Jordan says she will and goes into the HN room...Jeff follows after putting on his sweatpants. Jeff enters, lays face down and says "wtf?"...Jordan laughs saying "welcome to our bed"...Jeff says he doesn't like it at all, he's going back...but he doesn't LOL Jordan starts scratching...Jeff says "wow, I don't like this"...Jordan asks if he wants a blanket...Jeff says a little bit, yeah...Jordan says she has two and throws one over Jeff's legs. Jordan says "what a crazy night" and continues scratching...Jeff feels like he's dreaming...Jordan knows...Jeff says things make sense now...Jordan agrees...Jeff wondered wtf was going on...Jordan says he (Ronnie) got caught, she bets he feels like crap...Jeff says he's good, he'll give him that...Jordan scratches Jeff's armpit asking if it tickles...Jeff says no...Jordan imitating Jeff says "it feels nice"...Jordan hopes BB lets them sleep in tomorrow because she's going to be so tired...feeds go to fish briefly...Jeff says they'll talk about it all day tomorrow...Jordan thinks she'll sleep all day. Jordan says it gets really cold in the HN room at night...feeds go to fish again...Jordan says it's like starting all over again, she wishes Ronnie would just quit to let her and Laura stay...Jeff says not much will change...Jordan says he'll be ignored for a week...Jordan asks if Jeff shaved his armpit...Jeff says "you like armpits" :) ...Jordan says "no I don't"...Jeff hmm's...(she likes your armpits) Jordan says it's hard in there and the little dinky pillows...Jeff says the pillows suck balls...fish again...Jordan keeps scratching...more fish...they discuss Ronnie and how far he would have gotten and that they were done talking to him...Jordan pats Jeff and he whines "nooo"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says it usually means Jordan is done...Jordan giggles. Jordan says it's weird when you live with people for awhile, you feel like you know them a lot longer than you do...Jordan says she feels like she has known Jeff forever and Jeff says me too...Jordan says maybe it's because they're both so open talking about pooting...and he farts in front of her :) ...Jeff says "you like that?"...Jordan says "stuff like that"...Jordan asks him if Jeff farts in front of his girlfriends?...Jeff says not usually unless he dates them for awhile...Jordan asks how long dating?...Jeff says he doesn't know...Jordan giggles...Jeff says "not 2 weeks" 😅 Jordan moves up to Jeff's head and starts rubbing asking "how was your wine?" Jeff says it was good, he didn't even feel like talking...Jordan asks "doesn't if feel good when people rub your face?" Jeff says "I love it and my hair"...Jordan says "you love it when people rub you period"...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says she had to put Neosporin on her boob, the one stitch part, she hasn't been doctoring it...Jeff asks if you can still see the cut?...Jordan says it's moreso like a scab, it probably hasn't healed as well...Jeff wants to see...Jordan rubs the front of Jeff's hair and says he's burning up, his forehead seems hot...Jeff says it's the sunburn. Jordan keeps rubbing saying the camera is right on them, she asks if Jeff is sleeping?...Jeff says no, he's in the zone, this is the best session ever...Jordan says she feels bad for Jeff...Jeff asks why?...Jordan says because Ronnie put him up, she doesn't know...Jeff says because everyone hated him for no reason...Jordan says it's cuz of Ronnie, they had a little bug...Jordan asks if she's being too loud?...Jeff says no if they keep talking the way they are...Jeff says Ronnie's a rat...Jordan bets he can't sleep tonight...Jordan complains she looks terrible in the DR with no make up on...FISH... Jordan says she looks rough...Jeff disagrees saying she looks good without makeup...Jordan says "Jeff"...Jeff is confused...Jordan says it's nothing, she just says Jeff sometimes...Jordan starts playing with Jeff's ear making a buzzing sound and asking if he's got any gnats in there, any roaches? she giggles... Jordan asks Jeff about Ross the intern, how they had to do those interviews that day, she starts giggling and FISH briefly ..Jordan starts saying that they asked and she's sure they asked Jeff if he was going to have a showmance...FISH AGAIN!!! Grrrr Jordan then says "did he say that to you?" (I think she was saying that Ross told her there was someone in the house she could have a showmance with)...Jeff says that Ross said that to him too...Jordan giggles and says "I wanna know who it was"...DUH - Jeff!! Jordan says her hand/arm is tired...Jeff whines...Jordan grabs a hold of Jeff's arm and rubs his hand...Jordan says his hands are warm too, Jordan guarantees it will be freezing in there tonight...Jeff says he can't sleep in there...Jordan says she is just saying...Jeff says he's going to sleep so good tonight...Jordan agrees...Jeff says he can't believe the others are still talking about it...Jordan says Casey is so funny...Laura has entered the room and whispers something to J&J...they say that Jeff is just in there talking. They start talking about Ronnie again, Laura is just glad it all came out before she leaves...Jeff says he is sure they'll talk about it all day ad nauseum...Jordan says it's weird he gets to stay and one of them has to leave...Jeff says "thank God I got that veto"...they talk about Ronnie lying about not intending for Jeff to leave...Laura says that it's funny he tried to pit Laura against Jordan...Jeff says that's where he got too big...Jordan says she asked Jeff what was going on and she knew Laura wouldn't campaign against her...Jeff says things didn't make sense. Jeff leans into Jordan, puts his hand on her waist and starts rubbing her belly... Jordan takes Jeff's hand and puts it on her butt, he playfully goes back to rubbing and she places it away again, he squeezes her butt and she giggles. Jordan says he lied a lot, she's glad he got caught...Jeff nods yes and starts rubbing her back...Jordan says it's going to be freezing...Jeff throws his blanket over her and goes in for a neck nuzzle/bite...they keep talking about Ronnie, Laura says he was using them as toys the whole time...Jordan tells Jeff that what he did tickled so he does it again...Jordan tells Jeff that's her ticklish spot. Jeff says it's a nightmare in there...Jordan says wait until he has it, he doesn't want slop and to be in there...they whisper some more while Jeff prepares to go to bed...Jordan says "you can go to bed now"...Jeff laughs asking if she just said he could? (go to bed)...Jeff says "thanks, I was planning on staying here all night" LOL...Jeff says they can talk about it tomorrow til they throw up, it's gonna be fun...Jeff leans into Jordan and gives her a goodnight kiss on the cheek, says to have fun in there and leaves… Sleepy bathroom hug 8:38am The HG's are woken up early after being up very late...Jeff & Jordan are super tired. Jeff has just sprayed the toilet area so his eyes are stinging. Jordan gives Jeff a big hug, Jeff rubs her back. What’s on your mind? 4:27-4:29pm Feeds switch to J&J who are talking in the GR but audio is not on them, it's on sleeping Michele & Casey outside. lol Audio is restored with Jordan asking Jeff if he popped the raft? Jeff says no, Lydia says he did it but it was Jessie, he swears to God it wasn't...Jordan says she's just kidding...Jeff asks why she was asking him?...Jordan says she just thought it might be him because he's always on it...Jeff says it was Jessie, he popped it but he thinks you can still fill it up. Jeff asks "what's on your mind?"...Jordan says "nothing"...Jeff says "liar"...Jordan says "no, nothing why!?"...Jeff says she has something on her mind...Jordan says nuh-uh...Jeff says "what's up?"...Jordan says "nothing"...Jeff says "liar...what you got? show your cards"...Jordan says "no I'm not saying shit"...Jeff says "what you got?"...Jordan says "I'll tell you later"...Jeff smiles and says he knew she had something, he slaps her leg. Jordan laughs and says "how'd you know?"...Jeff says "oh! is it about Russell?"...Jordan says "kind of"...Jeff says he has to tell her something too. Jordan asks if Jeff wants to go outside?...Jeff doesn't seem thrilled...Jordan says it's just for a second, he doesn't have to stay...Jeff laughs and says "you're such a loser, why wouldn't you just be like I have to tell you something"...Jordan laughs and says "I don't know!...I don't know, shut up, now come on, let's go"...they head outside... We're a package 4:30-4:38pm Jeff & Jordan come outside to talk, they sit on the pool chairs in the shade. Jeff says "whoa this is like good huh?"...Jordan says it's nothing but she tells him that Lydia told her that Russell is in on it with Ronnie and there's more to it, she just agreed with everything she said, Lydia said that this morning Russell was laying on the couch up there and he was overdoing it, she caught him in some lies. Lydia told her that Russell always said he hated Jordan and would put her up if he was HOH. Jordan puts on her bikini top that was sitting outside drying. LOL Jordan asks Jeff what he thinks about that? Jeff says he doesn't know...who the f**k knows...Jordan says she is scared if Russell gets HOH he will put her up...Jordan says that Lydia told her they have to get rid of Natalie because she will ruin Jessie's chances, even Chima said so because they know if it came down to it, they know Jessie would pick Natalie. Jeff says "see we weathered the storm and things are changing now and we get a free pass with everything because we really didn't say shit you know? and the only ones who fought..." Jeff notices Jordan was zoning out so he says Oh? did you see me talking? forget it...Jordan says she was listening and repeats what Jeff said. Jeff says it doesn't matter. Jordan says she's scared because everybody knows they are like this (crosses her fingers)...she is worried she is going home Thursday, does Jeff think she is?...Jeff says he doesn't...Jordan says "you swear?"...Jeff says "no, I'm lying to you Jordan"...Jordan says "do you think I got the votes?...Jeff says mmm, hmm...Jordan says "are you sure?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says she will be so upset if she leaves...Jeff says he thinks she is good, he's serious, he thinks she's good. They go over scenarios regarding voting...Jeff says Casey will vote for her...Jordan thinks she has Michele...Jeff says he doesn't trust Michele...Jordan says you have to be careful...Jeff says really careful but she's smart...Jordan and Jeff agree they can use her as an asset...Jeff says Jessie & Natalie will vote for Jordan...Jordan isn't so sure...Jeff reassures her...Jeff says nothing is going to change now...Jordan says she can tell Laura is a little bit more quiet with her. Jeff says everybody likes her, she's a good person, everyone likes her...Jordan says that is why she tried to do the dishes too ...Jeff laughs, he didn't think about that...Jeff says she always does them...Jordan says she was trying to be extra nice and help Jessie. Jordan says it's good because now Jessie & Natalie like them...Jeff says it's not only that but they never talk to them so they can't get on their nerves so they probably feel like they gave them a bad rap but amongst them they are getting on each other's nerves and they can float by. Jeff says it's nice out 😊 Jordan says she doesn't trust Russell...Jeff doesn't either but he can use him...Jordan says good job...Jordan doesn't want to go, she's so nervous...Jeff can't believe the lies Ronnie said, there were 10,000 of them...he can't believe he said that Jeff didn't want to stay and that he said fa***t , she is with him all the time and when did she hear him say that?...Jordan says "I stick up for you, the whole time, we're like a package"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "we're a package" :) ...Jeff says "you're right we are a package" 👩‍❤️‍👨 Jeff says see they were right the whole time, they thought they were going crazy...Jordan says she knows...Jeff repeats they were right the whole time...Jordan says they just didn't know it was him and they were blaming Jessie...Jeff says (blaming) everybody, yeah. I’m so glad you’re here 4:38-4:43pm Jordan thinks they should stick by Jessie now...Jeff says f**k that, his power diminished and he knows it, he had everyone by the balls and now he has nothing, he had a weight in Natalie and she gets on people's nerves and they come in a package...Jordan says Lydia told her they need to get rid of Ronnie, then Russell, then Natalie...Jeff says that would be awesome, he would win this fu**ing thing...Jordan says hopefully it will be the two of them standing at the end...Jeff says if they went out like that he would beat Jessie straight up...Jordan says "you would?"...Jeff says "f**k yeah, he's got no brains"...Jordan says "I don't either so you've got to balance it out". Jeff points out that last night when everyone was yelling at Ronnie, they were all a team, Jessie just had his back turned and didn't want to get involved, where the f**k are you? still trying to keep your hands clean? then Jessie warned Jeff about Russell, to not trust him, they were being so paranoid that Russell would end up with them...Jeff says it's a game changer, everything is meant to be in life, you can never get too down on yourself too much. Jeff feels like he is dreaming, all of this isn't real, it's a second chance, he really thought he was gone the next 2 weeks...Jordan is still worried she's leaving, she has a bad feeling...Jeff says of course you do because she's on the block...Jordan says she has Jeff, she has Casey...Jeff says "you don't have me yet" ;) Jordan says "yes I do"...Jeff laughs and smiles at Jordan... Jordan goes over votes for her...Jeff says Lydia still likes her, she should reach out and talk to Lydia...Jordan says she will but she doesn't trust her completely...Jeff says don't but just be friends with her, especially when Laura leaves, Jordan will have another friend in her...Jeff says that's 2 more votes for them. Jordan says they can't get too excited...Jeff knows...Jordan says what if the worst happens and she does leave, she would cry...Jeff says "I would too...you're not going nowhere"...Jordan says for Jeff to start threatening everybody LOL Jeff says "f**k that, you've got the votes"...Jordan says is that why Laura is acting all depressed?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says she's a bigger threat than her and she is smart...Jeff giggles and says "no offense to you but I think she is too"...Jordan says yeah and smiles/laughs...Jeff says "and whatever, take it with a grain of salt, I'm protecting you anyway"...Jeff asks if Jordan thinks she would do better without him?...Jordan says no...Jeff says good because he feels bad...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says he said in the DR that if she goes him, he'll feel at fault and everyone at home is going to be like "why did you (Jordan) make friends with that idiot (Jeff)?". Jordan doesn't understand and thinks Jeff will send her home...Jeff says "see? you think I'm sending you home, your mind is going crazy"...Jordan says she would be mad if he sent her home...Jeff sighs and says "why would I send you home Jordan? you're the only person I can talk to in this whole entire house"...Jeff grabs the planter and says if she left he'd have to talk to the plants and scheme with them. LOL Jordan laughs and says "I know, I'm so glad you're here...if you weren't I would be bored". Jordan says "I don't even know how me & you started being (close)"🥰 ...Jeff says "me neither"...Jordan says she thinks it's because they shared a room and they'd stay up late at night talking...maybe that's how?...Jeff says "like me and you can talk about anything, i can tell you anything and it doesn't even matter, it doesn't have to be about the game or the game, we just talk to vent to each other and we don't have to run to someone else"...Jordan says "right"...Jeff says "that's what I like because you can't talk about the game in here all the time 24 hours a day and then everything you say is held against you"...Jordan says "right...well I still think we need to get Russell out of here too, I think he would cause problems" Jeff says everything is alright with him right now because everything is forgiven, right now Jeff thinks they could use him, they could trick him easy. Jordan says she loves Casey, she would like him to go to the end too...Jeff says Casey is a wildcard but he would trust him...Jordan says he goes with the flow… Your sink was shipping 4:43-4:45pm Jordan says she's ashy...Jeff asks about the helicopter flying above, if it could be a news one? Jordan doesn't know...Jeff makes fun of the fact he even thought they might be trying to film them, who the f**k cares about them? LOL Jordan laughs. Jordan hopes they make it to the top 5 😉😉 Jeff says they have a chance now...Jeff says he's going to playing the puppy dog card saying he can't believe everyone was mad at him he's so nice, Jeff laughs...Jordan says to be sweet to everyone, he already was but be super sweet, then Jordan says her stomach, she doesn't know, she's going to be pooping so much on Thursday, her stomach is going to be so upset, if she goes home she will be mad...Jeff says she will be alright...Jordan says "you better promise me"...Jeff says "promise you what?"...Jordan says "that I'm not going home cuz I don't want to be shocked" Jeff says "no, I'll be shocked"...Jeff says he doesn't think she is going home and not to worry, he'll talk to a couple of people before Thursday...Jordan says she needs 5 votes, she goes over the votes...Jeff brings up what's the difference between the 3 couples in the house?...Jordan says they're jealous cuz they know they're close and they don't run their mouths...Jordan says she tells Jeff 'basically' everything...Jeff says basically? what is she hiding? ;) Jordan says "major stuff" LOL Jordan says her legs are ashy again, she shaved them and went in the pool...Jeff sarcastically says that's so hygenic...Jordan says huh? don't use big words ...Jeff says he tries not to...Jordan says she's gaining weight on slop, she wants to eat so bad...Jeff warns Jordan not to be stupid and eat just because Laura wants to...Jordan says "yes father"...Jeff says he is just trying to help you, then eat it, then go fu**ing eat a whole pizza, see if I care...Jordan says to quit cussing...Jeff says he's trying to help her and she's being a smartass...Jeff says it's less weight to carry, go eat that pizza, he laughs...Jordan says "I'll hit you" 😅 Jeff goes back to game talk, lol...he says if bozo goes home next week that's one more person gone and then they're in the jury house...Jordan says they have to make it to final 4 or 5, she thinks they are...Jeff says his goal was don't be the first eliminated, make it to the jury house and then win this motherfu**er, you gotta climb the ladder, his goal is jury house now and still some shit could happen...Jordan points out how Jeff hand gestures...Jeff says he feels like he has a new life...Jordan doesn't feel depressed anymore...she asks if Jeff thinks Russell could change Natalie's & Jessie's mind?...Jeff doesn't think so, they're bumping heads...Jordan asks again...Jeff doesn't think so...Jeff thinks Russell is fading away from them and wants to come to J&J. Jordan says Jeff got the bad end of the stick...Jeff says the super bad end...Jordan says he got an ass licking...Jeff says "dude, my butt is still sore"...Jeff says that is why Dan was telling him to hang in there because on TV they probably made him look like a prostitute, everyone was just banging him. They bring up the costume Jeff wore in the Truth Hurts comp and how Jeff hated the answer he gave more than the costume itself...Jordan says that and the Technotronics...she starts giggling and says honestly, who thinks of that? Technotronics? youuuuu...Jeff says they say such a big deal about it...Jordan says he will probably be known as the Technotronics boy...Jeff says they beat a dead horse in here about that line, it's their favorite...Jordan says she just loves hearing him explain it...Jeff cracks up. Jeff says he's not smoking for a couple of days...Jordan wants to lay out again, does she look pale?...Jeff says no, she can lay out tomorrow or go now, whatever...Jordan says the only thing she's worried about going home today...Jeff says that is normal, from the outside looking in, he thinks she is staying...Jordan say she hopes...Jeff says "I hope too"...Jeff says the positive thing is now they do seem to have a say in this thing...they talk about how Ronnie screwed himself with his big mouth...Jeff says he was in big trouble...Jordan says "yeah, your sink was shipping"...Jeff cracks up...Jordan says it was sinking ;) Jordan gets up, checks the sun and sits on the same chair as Jeff...Jeff puts his leg over her lap...Jordan says Jeff's ship was definitely sinking...Jeff says his sink was shipping? Jordan says sinking, you know what I mean?...Jeff says he knows what she means. 😄 Jordan says she can't go home saying "you know what I mean?", she will correct her...Jeff says but what she said was a real you know what I mean because she said sink was shipping...you know what I'm saying? 🤣🤣 Jordan says he has to quit saying that because he confuses her...Jeff says "but that was a real...I don't know"...Jeff cracks up...Jordan says just put your hat on and go to sleep, just kidding...Jordan says everyone is passed out... Get better at backscratching 4:55-5:02pm Jeff says everyone is getting stressed out (hence everyone is sleeping) and then they didn't sleep the last night...Jordan says she did rub his back...Jeff says "dude, that was the best BB backscratch, our time" ☺️ Jeff says Jordan set that bar that good, she has to get better and better each time...Jordan says "no! why?"...Jeff says because she has to improve herself each day...as a person"...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says "what do you mean? don't you want to be better each day?"...Jordan says "at backscratching?"...Jeff says "at everything but backscratching might be one of them" ;) Jeff laughs...Jordan says she can't help he's obsessed with wanting to be rubbed. Jeff nods and says it relaxes him...Jordan says she doesn't want them to be seen a lot together at night, she doesn't want them to be perceived as a threat...Jeff says they're not a threat, people are over it...Jordan says "Jeff, listen to what I have to say"...Jeff says for her to tell him what she has to say, he'll go lock himself in a room...Jordan says she just told him...Jeff says ok, leave me alone today, he smiles :)...Jordan says ok and Jeff waves bye ;) Jordan changes her mind LOL and says no, she's saying that people will say they're always hanging out and together but they can wait til tomorrow because tomorrow matters...Jeff says it's stupid but he knows what she means...Jordan says last night they were sitting together and she could feel people looking at them...Jeff says they've always been together, why would things change now?...Jordan says she's on the block and trying to help herself...Jeff understands. Jordan pats Jeff's leg hard and asks if it hurts, Jeff says no, it kind of makes his leg move...Jordan says in a Jeff voice "it kinda feels nice" :) Jeff smiles...they talk about being tangled up in the mic cords, Jeff even had a dream about the same thing, it's the first dream he's had in there, he usually doesn't remember his dreams, they talked about that already...Jeff says wouldn't it be nice if they could just watch TV and make some popcorn...Jordan says popcorn? no, hamburgers...Jeff laughs and says Big Macs & hot dawgs 😂 Jordan says she was going to say in her speech that if they all vote for her, they're Gucci and if they don't, she guesses she is going home Casey and she's going home to get herself a Big Mac...Jordan laughs and Jeff says that is good...Jeff says she has to work on her speech...Jordan says she doesn't know what to say, it's gonna be scary, you could tell Braden was nervous during his speech...Jeff says yeah, big time...they talk about how Jeff had to memorize the script for the veto ceremony, Jordan says she won't be able to, she has bad short term memory...and the feeds go to fish briefly...they return with J&J bantering about the speeches... Jeff wants Jordan to do her speech now in front of him, it will be fun, he wants her to stand up and do it LOL...Jordan starts saying that it's been the longest 3 weeks of her life, they all know who the rat is so now they're good, she really wants to be there, so if they keep her Gucci and if they don't she hates them all. Jordan says she's just kidding, she doesn't know what to say, what should she say?...Jeff says "I don't know...whatever you feel like, it's your speech, it's your moment to rock the microphone"...Jeff suggests not sounding too rehearsed. Jeff kinda braids Jordan’s hair 5:02-5:11pm Jordan wants to lay back so Jeff adjusts and puts a pillow between them at Jordan's request...Jordan leans back and Jeff says she smashed him ;), the adjust some more and finally get comfy. Jordan continues saying she doesn't know what to say in her speech...Jeff says for her just to say what she wants because it'll be funnier and cute...Jordan says "no it won't"...Jeff says it will, it's cute...Jordan says maybe only Jeff thinks that, other people might not. Jeff says no, it's funny...Jordan says "what's funny?"...Jeff says "when you're you" 😊 Jeff says Jordan can't fake it, if she fakes it, it will ruin it, speak from her heart...Jordan says she is speaking from her heart, she's telling the truth, she felt like she was in a psycho ward, she was with a bunch of crazy people for 3 weeks and she did think she needed a psychiatrist...Jeff says another thing is that when Jordan is saying 'I'm sorry" to them she should say she forgives them too because it makes it seem it's all their fault, they fu**ed up more than they did...Jeff starts touching Jordan's hair...Jordan says ok...Jeff says he's serious and he tugs at her hair...Jordan says her hair is so knotted...Jeff says it feels like a wig. 😅 Jordan says "like a wig?", she says it's from being wet, she unties it and says to Jeff "there ya go, play with it"...Jeff holds it in one hand and starts shaking it around...Jordan says she's bald on one side...Jeff says it feels weird, what if he had all that hair?...Jordan misunderstands but says Jeff would be jealous of her long hair...Jeff asks what if he had long hair?...Jordan says she would love it. Jordan says David Beckham looks hot with long hair...Jeff says he could have horns and he'd look good...Jordan says he's just blessed...Jeff says he's a good looking cat, there's no getting around that...Jordan says Tom Brady is hot too...Jeff says the quarterback? Jordan says yeah and for Jeff to keep playing with her hair, puhlease. Jeff says like this?...Jordan says however he wants to play with it, Jordan says Tom's cute too...she then says Jeff is terrible...Jeff wants to know what to do, braid it?...Jordan asks if Jeff knows how to braid?...Jeff says no but he's gonna try, he knows it goes in threes...Jordan shows him how...Jeff says it's a lot of hair, it's kind of making him grossed out...Jordan says "why!?"...Jeff says it's not his deal...Jordan says her hair and her feet gross him out? Jeff says he doesn't know how people are barbers with all the hair and stuff...Jordan keeps showing Jeff how but he's pretty useless LOL Jordan then shows on her bangs to help...meanwhile Michele has woken up and is getting in the pool...Jeff mumbles that this is gross. 🥴 Jordan says she has pretty hair...Jeff knows but he's never messed around with people's hair like this...Jordan laughs...clearly the braiding lesson isn't going well as Jeff says what she's showing him is all reversed...Jeff thinks he has it but he doesn't really. ;) Jordan tells Michele she's teaching him to braid. Jordan keeps trying but Jeff says "dude, it just like made a knot" Jordan says "whatever, you're fired"...Jeff says fired from braiding hair? no problem, it's too much and it's gross. LOL Jordan sits up and puts her hair in a ponytail again. Michele tosses aside the popped raft and that brings up the discussion again over who popped the raft with Jeff asking why Jordan thought it was him...Jordan says he's on it all the time so she assumed it was him, calm down...Jeff wets his finger and pokes Jordan in the ear...Jeff laughs at Jordan saying to Michele that Jeff gave her a "wet Willy" 👉👂 Jeff starts massaging Jordan's neck...Jeff says Chima washes the most clothes here by far...Jordan guesses so...Jeff keeps massaging while they talk to Michele...Jeff asks if it tickles and she scrunches her shoulder showing she's ticklish...Jeff giggles and massages her back too...Jordan decides she wants to lay out in the sun before it's gone so she gets up to do so and Jeff continues chatting with Michele. Jeff, Jordan & Laura in the GR 5:20-5:31pm Jordan and Laura are laying in the GR bored and wanting the days to go by fast...Jeff joins them asking "what's up?"...Jeff asks Jordan "I thought you were laying outside?"...Jordan says she thought she was but it didn't last very long...Jeff does something with his mouth that makes Jordan say "eww"...Jeff gives her a look, Jordan kind of lifts her arm up thinking Jeff is going to sit near her but he denies her, lol and lays by Laura...they joke about how Laura always has her lip gloss by her...Laura says she would never get lost in that popsicle stand, they'll know where she is at all times...they laugh and Jordan pulls Jeff's toe. :) They talk about eating pizza while on slop and what would happen if they did...Jeff randomly brings up that one day when he's 80 he's just going to wish he could get one day back when he was younger...Jeff thinks today was a waste of a fu**ing day, an 80 year old would kill to have a day at his age...Laura says especially their (her & Jordan) age...Jordan pullls Jeff toe again :) and says yeah cuz in a couple of years Jeff will be 40 (what kind of math is that? LOL) Jeff says "in 9!"...Laura says she says that to Ben too and he gets pissed saying he's not going to be 40 in a few years. They talk about the bubble wrap being ridiculous, why is it there if you can't pop it?...Laura says "why did they put food in this house if Jordan and I can't eat it" LOL Jeff says that's the name of the game sister...Laura says "ok brother"...Jeff says quit complaining about it...Jordan say it's hard...Jeff asks if they knew they were going to have to do this before they came here?...Jordan says yep...Laura says not all of it, maybe the slop...Jeff says "oh stop, you knew"...Laura says you don't know how bad it is until you're on it...Jordan says she hopes Jeff is on it 😵 Jeff says "maybe I will be"...Laura says "me too"...Jeff says he hopes one of those ceiling fans falls and chops one of their necks off ...they laugh ...Laura says it wouldn't work considering the fan isn't even working...Jeff says "let's see, I'm pretty good with electricity"...Jordan smiles and keeps rubbing Jeff's toes... Feeds go to fish briefly...a little foot play then Jordan shakes her head saying she won't play anymore...Jeff says "I just ponytailed you" LOL Jordan says "that don't sound right"...Jeff says it sounds dirty...Jordan makes fun of Jeff's 2nd toe again and Jeff asks "what do you want me to do? have toe surgery?..your toes are not like spectacular so.."...Jordan thinks they are...Jeff signals to rub...Jordan says she's not rubbing them, uhhh, eww, gross Jeff! Laura asks Jeff if she heard Jordan's speech about the Big Mac?...Jeff says he heard a version...Jeff says whichever one of them stays can eat at midnight...Laura says whichever goes can eat right then...Jeff says what are you going to do say "hey Julie, you got a Big Mac under that chair?" LOL Laura says they can eat after they go through all the debriefing...Jeff asks what that is?...Laura says you have to talk to a psychologist, make sure you're ok to go into the real world...Jeff laughs wondering if there was someone who wasn't?...Jordan says "probably Braden" Jeff says he's surprised Braden got in there, let alone out of there. Laura says they pre-warn if you've gotten a lot of bad press...Jeff gets it...BB calls them out...Jordan punches Jeff's foot and Jeff says "what's with my feet?"..Jordan makes a funny face to which Jeff cracks up! Jeff taps Jordan's arm twice with his foot while sending her two air kisses :) and Jordan says eww, they look like long fish when he does that, she hates fish...Jeff says he likes them...Jordan says cut it up and make toona...Laura says toona and Technotronics...Jeff says "there we go, we got our quota for the day"...they talk about people back home watching the POV comp (coins one) on TV right now...Jeff says "oh! a chance for big Jeff to shine in the sunlight"...Jordan giggles...Jeff says "wow, at least my Ma will smile for a minute"...Jordan is just beaming at Jeff here :) ...Laura says her family will be embarrassed at her performance...Jeff says he needed a big comeback after the Technotronics scene, he doesn't really care about that, like everyone is perfect...Laura says he should get t-shirts...Jeff says he doesn't care to promote that and the toona thing is blown out of proportion too...Laura says it should be spelled "T.O.O...NA...toona" :) ...Jeff says "let's talk about something else" LOL They talk about dinner...Laura says y'all are having steaks...Jeff says "who's y'all?"...Laura doesn't know if he's included in that...Jeff asks "how many steaks are they going to eat this week?"...Laura says it's a lot of red meat...Laura is craving long horn...Jeff wants to talk about food they all can't have in there...Jeff says "me, crab legs"...Jordan immediately says ewww...Laura says no...Jeff gets agitated saying "what do you mean no? that's my answer, I don't care! wtf!?"...Laura says it's disgusting...Jordan says he always cusses now...Laura says Jeff has a potty mouth...Jeff says he does, everyone is driving him crazy and he swears...Laura says to calm down, calm the f**k down LOL Jeff asks her what's she's having?...Laura say the damn filet...Jeff says GROSS!...Laura says he's going to buy it...Jeff says he's going to fire it against the wall...Laura says actually the night she's out she's going to have a greasy Big Mac & fries...Jeff asks how she's going to get there?...Laura says her happy ass handler...Jeff says nope!...they banter about that a bit...they hear footsteps and they think it might be Ronnie finally coming down...Jordan says he's been up there all day...Jeff says "you know what would be cute? if he came down for some milk and cookies, then I'd be like aww, I like him again"...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "he almost ruined my life but I like him"...Jeff gets up... JJ&L in the GR Part 2 5:31-5:54pm Jeff gets up to drink some water and sits near Jordan, he bends down and bites her arm...Jordan says ouch!...Jeff shifts and lays his head on Jordan...cute! Jordan pats his head and then Jeff sits back up saying "dude, I can't go back to sleep can I?"...Jordan looks at him...Laura asks what else he has to do?...Jeff says he's going to work out in an hour...Jordan asks if he's going to?...Jeff says why? is she going to say she's going to work out and not?...Jordan plays with Jeff's hair and says no, she's not...Jeff says "you can pretend that you are"...Jordan says she'll try...Jeff says "alright, cool"...Jordan says "then I won't do it"...Jeff pokes Jordan in the tummy and then points out that the blankets are the worst, there are fuzzies everywhere...Jeff lays his head on Jordan again and bites her side LOL...Jordan ow's again...Jeff sits up again and sighs, he fiddles with his foot while Jordan sneaks some peeks at him. Jeff sings "last night"...Jordan & Laura tell him to stop singing...Jordan says "yeah please don't sing Jeffro"...Jeff laughs singing "please don't go"...J&J laugh...Jeff has laid back down, he says he didn't realize how much he sings... Jeff says when someone says something he's always like (Jeff hand dances)...more laughs...Jordan imitates Jeff's hand motions saying "Jeff always does this with his fingers"..."hey I'm Jeff...what's up?...here we go again...what the f**k!...yeah, this is like awesome!"...Jeff doesn't like that last one so he raises his voice saying with hand motions LOL "when did I ever say 'yeah this is like awesome'?"...Jordan says he's a dork while Jeff is saying that that's not a real line he says...Laura says "you know what I mean?"...Jeff says Jordan says that more than he does now...Jordan keeps at it by imitating Jeff saying he says "I doooo, toooona"...Jeff laughs saying he can't take this shit...Jordan keeps going and Jeff cracks up saying OMG. Jeff says what if he has a hearing problem and they're making fun of him?...Laura and Jordan suggest getting it checked out...Jeff says Jordan needs to tone it down, who put a nickel in her this morning?...Jordan says "you" :)...Jeff says she is fired up from the slop...Jordan says slop and period, great combination...Jeff asks if Laura has it too? he never knew girls period's can coordinate when living together...Laura says she would but she's on birth control...Jeff doesn't get it, it's amazing to him...Jordan asks why is it amazing?...Jeff it's crazy talk, how does it happen, what's the explanation...Laura isn't sure, maybe pheromones? ask Chima she might know but she knows when two girls hang out a lot they typically get their periods at the same time...Jeff says that's interesting...Laura says it fu**s with your hormones, it can make you more moody like she is because she's hanging out with Jordan who has it...Jeff says what do guys have?...Laura says nothing...Jeff says "they get boners?...I'm just joking". Jeff says it's only 5:30, he says they just want this day to end...Laura wants tomorrow to end too to get to Thursday...they get quiet and Jeff sings "it's amazing, so amazing"...Jeff wonders what Ronnie is doing up there?...Laura thinks another plan...they talk about Ronnie and how his plan failed...Jordan stays quiet...they joke that Laura should go get a fruit roll up from Ronnie's room (that Russell stole from her)...Jeff says she can't eat it anyway, it would just tempt her...Laura says she has a Crunch bar stored away in her things...Jeff says she should eat it right on set after she leaves, the company will send her a lifetime supply...they talk a little bit about that and Jeff says she should bite into it and say it's delicious. Jordan starts getting testy that Jeff is pushing into her, she says he's making her mad...Jeff says "who? I'm not even talking to you!"...Jeff pushes her leg to the side...Jordan says "Jeffff! I'm sleeping"...Jeff plays around with Laura's lip gloss...they talk about the weird wake up call they got the other day...BB calls out Jordan for talking about production...Jordan says she didn't even say anything and Jeff & Laura laugh...Jeff pokes fun saying "yeah Jordan's busted, what were you whispering in your mic over there?...you snake...she's in with Ronnie, that's why she was sticking up for him the whole time"...Jordan gives Jeff the finger 🖕 Laura can't understand how they mistook her for Jordan...Jeff says "you didn't say hot dawg" LOL Laura starts up with the Casey/Jordan "come on, it's haarrd" bit...Jeff says "that's funny man, that doesn't get old to me...it's way better than the Technotronics"...Laura sings the "I'm lovin' it" song and hopes she can get a lifetime supply of Big Macs...they talk about the bubble wrap again...Jeff says sometimes it's better than opening presents :) Jeff & Laura talk about former seasons a bit...Laura says she can't wait to meet Evel Dick...Jeff doesn't think she will meet him...Laura thinks they'll come back for the finale...Jeff says maybe...Laura says he's a winner...Jeff says they're going to pay him to come out there?...Laura says he'll just want to plus he lives out there...Jeff wants Jordan to interact so he says "Jordan is sleeping"...Jordan continues silent...Casey walks by, they call for him, he farts and they laugh...Casey comes in, sits down and they chit chat a bit about how hard it is to sleep in there and the wake up calls...BB calls them out about production again...they talk about Ronnie again, him not being called to the DR as much and Casey walks out...they get quiet. Laura says she's been off of Afrin for 8 weeks...Jeff asks what that is?...Laura says "nasal spray"...Jeff says he hears you can get addicted to that...Laura says she was...Jeff says "come on!"...Laura says she slept with it underneath her pillow...Jeff says "what!? what happened?"...Laura explains that she got sick and her nose got stopped up, she used it, if you use it for more than 3 or 4 days you get dependent on it and when you stop your nose gets completely closed up so you have to use it, she was addicted for a year and a half...Jeff asks if it comes with a warning label?...Laura says it did but she was stupid RTB...Jeff asks what is that?...Laura says "read the back"...Jeff says TIA...Laura asks what is that?...Jeff says "This is Afrika" LOL Laura says she quit for BB in case she got it, it was a good reason to quit because she was trying to quit a long time...Jeff says that's hilarious, I'm addicted to nasal spray...Jordan speaks up saying she is hungry...Jeff starts touching Jordan's butt with his foot... Jordan says "quit digging in my butt" :) Jeff and Laura crack up! Jeff says "diggin" and taps her butt once more for good measure (kind of like stop giving away my secrets LOL) Jeff giggles once more and says "that was a good one Johrdann"...Laura says that there was a girl (from BB) that slipped up and said there was going to be a girl named Jordan in there...Jordan says nuh uh? aww...Jordan gets up and out of the bed saying she's going to fix them some slop, she leaves...Jeff says "yes" and moves over to where Jordan was laying and gets comfy...talk continues between Jeff and Laura about food and then they get dozy and quiet down... Jeff - you’re cute! 8-8:03pm Lydia & Kevin are stting on the bathroom seating area chatting and doing their nails. Jordan has just finished taking a shower, she's wearing her Easter egg towel and is prepping to get dressed. Jeff walks into the bathroom to bring Jordan her mic. He hands the mic to her. Jordan says thanks and Jeff says you're welcome. Jeff puts on lotion. :) Lydia shows Kevin how to buff nails with a buffer and Jeff watches. Jeff says "I got fu**ing sold one of those at the mall one time"...Lydia asks "was it blue and white?"...Jeff says "yeahhhh"...Lydia laughs at him and says she knows what he is talking about. Jeff says he was suckered, it was Christmas and somebody just said to give them his hands and she had an accent so Jeff just said "give me the fu**ing thing, how much?"...Kevin asks how much was it, like $10?...Jeff says it was $45 so he told her "listen I'm not paying 45, do you wanna sell this or not because I'm leaving, what do you want? I'll give you 20 bucks for it"...she said fine so Jeff said give it to me...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "45 dollars for a..."...Kevin says "sponge"...Jeff says "yeah, whatever, Merry Christmas, good job" LOL Jordan asks if they call it the dead sea something...Jeff doesn't know what it was but it works, it makes your nails shiny...Jordan says "you paid 20 dollars for something you didn't even know would work?"...Jeff says the girl was bothering him and wouldn't let her go so she said listen, I have to go, just give it to me...Jordan laughs again and whispers "you would do something like that"...Jeff says it's Christmas you gotta be nice. Jordan continues doing her hair and says everybody is nice around Christmas...Kevin says "I know"...Lydia says "you'd hope so"...Jordan says "I always feel bad for people that don't get anything for Christmas, I always wanna buy, in Charlotte you can get like an angel thing and you get it from a tree and it'll say what the kid needs, it's cute" Jeff says "you're cute...see ya later" and he walks away...Lydia says "you guys gonna make out later?"...Jeff says "yes!"...Lydia says "ahhh, Jeff said yes!"...Kevin says they're going to sit and watch...Jordan blushes and doesn't say a word... In their own world - sleeping all night/nasty candy 9:51-10:06pm Jeff & Casey are chilling in the BY...Jordan joins them...Jeff puts his hand on Jordan's leg, he tells her that the salad she made was good, Jordan thanks him and then Jeff says she did good today...Jordan asks on what? Jeff says on playing with everyone today...Jordan asks Casey what he thinks? Casey says TBH he slept most of the day...Jordan says she is trying to, she doesn't want to go home, it hits you when you go up there and then it's just like wow! she could be going home...she asks what Casey's opinion is? Casey doesn't think she is, people have changed how they feel about Ronnie, the only thing that might hurt her is if people look at Jeff & Jordan as a twosome and keeping both of them is a two vote swing, same as J&N and K&L...Jordan says that Lydia told her she's not going anywhere...Jeff says just keep doing what you're doing, he thinks she is fine...Jordan says she thinks they see Laura as more of a threat. Russell joins them, he & Casey start chatting while Jeff points out a bug bite on his arm, Jordan says he got bit, what bit him? Jeff doesn't know...Jordan thinks maybe an ant or a spider...Jeff squeezes her nose and Jordan asks if it's a booger? why is he squeezing her nose?...they giggle...they talk a little about the salad and turkey bacon, Jeff loves the licorice candies on the table...they talk about the baseball all-star game and some baseball player that was a drug addict...feeds go to fish...when they return they're finishing up that topic...Russell asks if Laura is pretty down and out?...Jordan says the slop is getting to her...Jeff says big time...Russell says he feels bad for Laura, Jordan is handling the slop like a champ...Jordan says she's trying to suck it up...Jeff says she's doing good. Russell says it tastes like oatmeal, he's tried it, but it gets old...Jordan says it's because you have to eat it every day and you see others eating, she tries to eat a lot of it and get full, she doesn't think Laura is eating that much of it, she told her she needs to eat more but it's grossing her out, Laura said if she sleeps she won't think about eating...Russell leaves to shower and Casey joins them again after having left to get food...Jeff looks over at Jordan, smiles and asks if it (Casey's food) looks good? Jordan nods mmm, hmm and feeds go to fish...they return with Casey eating, Jeff and Jordan in silence...Jordan then says Laura is going to be up all night...Jeff knows, she's slept all day...she's going to be up all night...all night...Jordan says yep...they have an intense little moment looking at each other here... Jeff snaps out of it and says he slept a lot too but he needed it...Jordan leans in closer to Jeff, she says that Jessie's thighs are so muscular, they look weird when he flexes...Casey says he eats up the attention, Jeff says he loves it...they talk about some stupid look how sexy Jessie is game they're playing...Jordan says it's not cute when guys are real muscular like that...they sit in silence again, Casey finishes smacking his food and starts beatboxing... Jeff asks what's on Jordan's mind? what is she thinking about? Jordan says she's just thinking...Jeff says today is Tuesday, what would she be doing at home?...Jordan says working 10 to 7, no 8:30 to 2, her new hours...Jeff thinks it's 8:30 to 2 in the morning...Jordan says no, she works at the salon on Tuesdays, 8:30 to 2 then she would take a nap, wake up...Jeff says eat a cheeseburger? LOL...Jordan says no, her mom would be getting home then they would fix dinner or go out to dinner, go back home, watch TV and then do the same old thing...Jordan says that she used to work 11 to 7 on Tuesdays and Wednesdays...Casey says that's a good shift because you can sleep in, go out the night before, when he was her age he used to go out every night...Jordan says she used to do that when she was 18, then when she was 19 and 20, she was dating someone and never went out, then 21 she started going out again...Casey describes his routine on Tuesdays... Jeff and Jordan are in their own little world again...Jeff looks in the mirror, sticks out his tongue, then turns and does the same to Jordan, there's a piece of licorice on it...Jordan says "what is that? eww, nasty"...Jeff says "candy"...Jordan says "nasty"...Jeff says "candy"...Jordan says "but it's looks...nasty, it looks like a raisin" ...they giggle… Jeff thinks Jordan is safe 10:06-10:19pm Casey complains about the muscle milk containers left all over the yard, he and Jeff agree they aren't going to clean up the mess the others made...Jordan starts rubbing Jeff's neck... They discuss Ronnie & Russell, Jordan says that Lydia told her that she doesn't trust him, she caught him in a couple of lies...Casey says Russell trips him out acting like he was the only one that noticed that Ronnie was going back and forth between sides saying that he called him out, he got him...Casey says he likes Russ (addressing the camera which Jeff hates LOL) but come on, he knew Ronnie was up 21 hours a day working everyone and they'll see that (via his DR's)...Jordan says she's waiting on Lydia and Natalie to blow up on each other...Casey and Jeff agree...Casey says to Jordan in a patronizing tone "I've told you this before, my sweet young friend, play the back man, play the back, stay out of the limelight", he says he didn't want to win that veto comp the other day, he rolled the dice because he might have gone up but part of the reason was he had been on the radar enough with winning the H/HN comp, the luxury comp, he had the thing with Chima, he was the swing vote, etc...Jordan says right... Jeff says they're going to self-destruct soon, they all get along but the other side was forced to get along with each other, today in the pool it was so fu**ing uncomfortable, they were sitting with Jessie, Natalie and Lydia, Jessie has no personality, he was sitting there fake laughing and thinking OMG...Jordan asks what were they doing?...Jeff says they were talking and everything they were saying was so stupid and terrible, he couldn't believe he was sitting there, it was a nightmare, they also sit around the round table and eat dinner together and listen to Ronnie's stupid fu**ing jokes all day. Jordan says that Lydia made a comment saying they have to get rid of Natalie soon, she didn't say anything, all she did was mmm, hmm, Lydia said even Chima knows it, when it comes down to it Jessie is going to pick Natalie over Chima, Lydia told her they need to get rid of Ronnie, Russell then Natalie...Jeff says they should point out whenever they can that Jessie is with Lydia to Natalie and vice versa to cause division...Casey says that gets in Natalie's ass...Jeff says she can't control her emotions, she's 18 (LOL!)...Jeff says he doesn't get it, he sleeps with Lydia and Natalie sleeps on the floor...Jeff then says that earlier today by the pool Jessie asked Natalie to get his sandals for him when they were 2 feet away from him, like the motherfu**er couldn't grab them...Jordan says he does the same for her...Casey thinks Natalie has Jessie whipped, he wouldn't do that for his wife, let alone some girl he met 16 days ago...Jeff mumbles "that has a boyfriend" Jeff scrunches up his face amused at what he just said...Jordan says that Jessie raised his hand when they were asking who had a crush on someone...Jeff says that Jessie loves himself more than anyone and she's right there with loving him, that's why he likes her, if someone's that into him, that's why he likes them. Jordan asks where Michele is?...Jeff says he doesn't know, she scares him a little...Casey says he might pick her for nomination at this point...Jeff tells Jordan that he doesn't care if Casey hears because he was going to tell her later but he was by the pool earlier, after Jordan had left, Michele asked Jeff if he would hate her if she voted for Jordan to go and Jeff said no, what do you mean? you're not voting for Jordan? you're voting for Laura to stay? Michele said she hadn't made up her mind yet, she's debating, it's a tough one 😤 and Jeff told her to do whatever she wanted to do, it's her one vote...Casey says that was a good answer... Jeff says Michele told him she was debating but why the f**k would she tell him that? he doesn't want to hear that, you know?...Jordan says that Michele told her she would vote for Jordan to stay because Jordan got backdoored and that isn't fair...Jordan says she doesn't know, it's going to be close...Casey is thinking 5-4, 6-3 (wrong!)...Jeff says then people are lying because a bunch of people told him that they're voting for Jordan to stay so they'll see how it turns out...Jordan bets she is going home...Jeff says "no, you're not" 😊 Jeff says if Jordan goes home it's because of him, it has nothing to do with the game...Casey agrees saying it's because of their relationship...Jeff doesn't understand because Kevin & Lydia have the same, Jessie & Natalie have the same...Casey says that will come back to haunt them, they are safe this week...Jeff says Natalie thinks she's going to walk to the finals with Jessie...Casey says he will be really embarrassed if an 18 year old makes it to the final 2, personally embarrassed... Jordan says that Laura is sleeping a lot because she is upset...Casey says deservedly so...Jordan says she should have just kept her mouth shut...Jeff asks about what?...Jordan says about Ronnie, but she probably would have gone up anyway...Jeff says it would have still been her, there was no one else...Casey says that if it had been him or Russell and they stayed they would have brought the noise the next week, Jordan could bring the noise too but she's quieter about it. Jeff says "I think you're safe though"...Casey agrees...Jeff says Jessie & Natalie are going to vote for her because Laura is coming after them if they send Jordan home...Casey says to plant that seed to one of them because both will know about it...Jeff says he already planted it, J&N know that if Jordan goes home and Laura wins HOH they're going up, they said what if Jordan puts them up and Jeff said he might have something to say about it but to not worry about it...Casey says they have Ronnie has a collective target...Jeff says yeah but they're trying to get Jordan through this week. Jordan says she doesn't know, she doesn't have a good feeling...Jeff says that's normal, everyone is going to have that feeling no matter what until you're told you're safe, the good news is it looks like she's staying and it seems to be the truth because no one is backstage whipping up bullshit...Jordan says that last night Natalie told Laura she was sorry but she was going to vote for Jordan to stay...Jeff says he talked to her aside and she told him the same thing, she wants to be straight up (ironically Natalie ended up being the lone vote for Jordan to go) Jordan goes to rub Jeff's neck again and Jeff startles thinking it was a bug, they laugh...Casey says that Kevin and Lydia don't like Laura...Jeff says that Jessie won't vote for Laura after what she did...Jordan feels bad for her...feeds go to fish.. Jeff is going to get Jordan through this week 10:19-10:28pm Feeds return with Casey saying that things could easily revert back to how they were once Ronnie is gone...Jeff says they have the numbers but they could get Russell on their side...Casey says the Lydia/Natalie conflict is building as is the Jessie/Russell one, they have to play it back and let it simmer...Jeff says they have to, he and Casey got a bad rap but him moreso than Casey, but thinking like a normal human being maybe they're thinking that they fu**ed them a little bit, they really didn't say or do that shit...Casey says yeah, yeah...Jeff says that's what he's hoping at least he's thinking like a normal human being...Jordan says she's been talking to Russell too...Jeff says "you've been doing good too" 😊 Casey says Russell may have some guilt over going off on Jeff, the guilt may make him want to keep Jeff, he's been cool with Russell since the beginning...Jeff rubs Jordan's leg and then puts his hand up to Jordan's face saying "we just gotta get you through this week", he puts his hand back down...Jordan looks sad, she says yeah...Jeff puts his hand up to her face again, she pouts...Jeff rubs her face, ear... Jeff pats her face saying "we'll get you to the jury house" (she never made it there) Jordan says “y’all gotta make it”... Casey says he doesn't want to be in that jury house with a bunch of goofs (no need to worry Casey, you didn't make it there, heh)...Jeff says to Jordan "I do! with you" 🥰 they touch hands...Jeff says once he gets her there, he's going to drop her off and go solo, roll solo LOL...Jordan says "yeah right"... Laura comes outside...Laura says they were inside talking about them eating the pizza (to disobey the slop rule)...Casey and Jeff think it's a bad idea...Jordan says Laura really wants to eat doesn't she?...Laura says she would have eaten the pizza if she thought it was a good idea...Jeff asks how is she going to sleep?...Laura says she just lays there...Jordan realizes she wasn't sleeping then...Laura says she feels nauseous...Kevin comes outside...Jeff asks if Laura has anything in her stomach?...Laura says a little...Casey asks how they can eat salsa with a spoon?...Jeff says that would give you heartburn...Jeff asks Kevin if he's eating plain yogurt?...Kevin says it's lemon, mmm, delish :) Jeff touches Jordan's leg again...they all discuss the tomatoes, if and how they can eat them...Chima says to take them from the storage room and put them in the garden...they all laugh...Casey says yeah, 66 cameras won't see that...Chima says oooh, fresh off the vine...Jeff says "perfect, with the sticker and everything" LOL Jeff sits forward and looks back at Jordan...they have a little moment...Laura asks what candy he's having...Jeff says licorice, he loves it (so do I!)...Chima goes on to talk about how Jessie and Russell were taking showers and her and Lydia checked them out, they didn't see anything exciting, only their butts...they go on to talk about movies, various other topics with more HG's joining in...Jordan walks back inside eventually to eat... JeJo talk with Laura in the RR/Part 1 11:38-11:50pm Jeff is laying in his bed in the RR, Jordan turns off the light and gets in bed with Jeff, Laura is sitting on Natalie's bed & then eventually moves over to Kevin's. Laura says they have to pack and stuff...Jordan says she knows, she's not in a ewww mood but she's in a funk...Jeff puts his hand on Jordan's waist and Jordan says "don't squeeze my fat" 😐...Jeff moves his hand and rubs her hair, her back and then puts his hand back...Laura says that this week has been even worse than sequester...Jordan asks if slop is fattening? Jeff and Laura say no...Jordan gets comfy and lays back beside Jeff...Laura talks about slop's calories and what's in it...Jordan says she's been peeing a lot...Laura says it's the protein...Jeff asks if she's drinking water?...Jordan snaps "no...sweet tea"...Jeff says "well same shit". Jordan says she doesn't like straight water, she buys propel packets...Laura says she doesn't like it either...Jeff likes water...Laura asks if she likes mayo...Jordan says not plain but yeah...Laura says she doesn't like water, seafood...Jeff loves water and seafood...Laura says her and Jordan have similar tastes in food. Laura says if and when she goes home on Thursday she hopes they let her have her phone...Jordan says her too, she wants to call...Laura says she wants to call her boyfriend, it's been awkward, so hard not having anyone there with being in this position, Jordan has Jeff, her BFF or whatever you want to call it, she doesn't have anyone to cuddle with or anything...Laura says if she goes home she won't have any hard feelings towards anybody...Jordan says her neither if she goes home, it sucks cuz they both deserve to be there...Laura thinks it was her fault that they let it happen, the network must think how did that happen because she knows so much about the game. Feeds go to fish when they return Laura is saying she is smarter than that and should have realized it, she shouldn't have trusted Ronnie...Jordan says Ronnie had her fooled...Laura says Ronnie thought Laura was a threat and that's why he went after her...Jordan says he knew Jeff & her were dumb...Jeff debates how dumb they really were, haha. Jeff tugs at Jordan's shirt and Jordan says "Mardi Gras" and then she says in her NO accent "New Orleans"...Jeff laughs (that was the start of that!)...Laura says she loves New Orleans...Laura asks Jeff if he heard their plan for Thursday? Jeff says no...Jordan props herself to hear Laura tell the plan and Jeff immediately puts his hand around her waist and starts rubbing ;) Laura tells Jeff they're going to make a pizza and each get a piece, take a Crunch bar and halve it, then put each thing in a plastic bag, whoever wins eats theirs at midnight and the other eats it in the car on the way home. (since they're on slop)...they all agree it's cute. Jordan says she needs to pee again, she's getting tired of getting up. Laura steps out to go find her seashell...Jeff says he feels drained...Jordan says me too. Jordan says she feels bad (for Laura)...Jeff says "how bad are you going to feel if you go home?"...Jordan says "bad"...Jeff says "of course you're going to feel bad"...Jordan turns to face Jeff and says she doesn't want to go home...Jeff leans in and says he doesn't think she will...Jordan says "I think I am"...Jeff says he thinks she's safe...Jordan asks if he's sure? Jeff is not sure but he's pretty sure.. Jordan lets out a screech into Jeff's arm LOL Jeff says if he bet, he would bet she's staying...Jordan hmm's and pats Jeff's arm...Jeff says now she wants to stay, a couple of days ago she wanted to go home...Jeff says "you'll be fine" and he strokes her hair... Laura comes back saying Sean better have mailed her letter (?)..Jeff says BB will take care of that stuff...Laura explains that she broke her and Ben's special seashell in the hotel and mailed the other half to him (care of BB) because she thought he should have it. Jordan says that is so sweet, it's nice, she's not really romantic at all...Laura asks if that is romantic?...Jordan thinks so, it's sweet...Jordan says she tries to be and then she feels kind of corny...Laura says that the week before she left her & Ben spent a lot of time fixing his house, time flew by and she kind of felt like they left everything awkward, she had a funny feeling about it even though Ben was always supportive of her doing the show. Jordan says it's easier for him because he sees her on TV whereas she doesn't see him...Jordan excuses herself to go pee... Laura asks Jeff if he's nervous about Thursday, Jeff says no, he can't control anything so...Laura realizes she's the bigger threat over Jordan...Jeff says to be honest with her, he really doesn't know how it will go down...Laura says she's been told she is by people...Laura says she just doesn't want to not get any votes...Jeff doesn't think that will happen, he thinks it will be really close. Laura starts talking about the DR and feeds go to fish... Part 2 The feeds return to a quiet Jeff & Laura in the RR...Laura whispers that she wants some food...Jeff says they're crazy with this food thing...Laura says it's terrible, wait until he has to do it, it's the worst thing she's ever experienced in her life and sequester is right behind that, you go insane...Jordan comes back and sits down on the bed...Laura says your body wants something different...Jordan says she said to Jeff or Michele earlier where was Laura, she didn't think she was taking the slop thing well right now...Jordan lays back and bends her leg on top of Jeff and he puts his hand on it, under cover of course. ;) As Jordan starts saying that it's hard to see everyone cooking food Jeff turns his head and love bites Jordan's arm. :) Jordan continues saying that it's not easy to see and smell all the good food...Laura says Chima & Michele know but it's hard to empathize if you've never gone through it...Jordan says no one knows how it really is...Jeff starts singing "you don't know how it feels"... Jordan says "shut up :( you can't sing"...Jeff looks at Jordan...Jordan says sorry...Jeff just looks and takes off his glasses and puts them in the bin...they talk a bit more about slop and their eating habits...Jordan tells Laura she can tell her moods, she is getting sadder and sadder...Laura says her body isn't liking the slop, she's just a bitch when she doesn't eat...Jordan says for her not to eat because it will be a penalty...they talk about eating and what the consequences would be...Jordan says she wants to lay out all day tomorrow...Laura & Jeff both want to...Jordan doesn't want to get too red. Laura is going to tan in a tube top because she's wearing a tube top dress, she asks Jordan what she's wearing...Jordan says she has a regular string top black dress, she has a thing from French Connection that looks like a one piece, it has a tube top and shorts and thing that ties on the side, she has a bunch of cotton dresses that are simple, she will try them on and see, it sucks when you're trying them on and it's freezing cold. Jordan says it's going to be nerve wracking, her heart will be pounding...Jordan says she wishes Ronnie would never have won HOH. Jordan says she kind of has a headache right now...Jeff says he does too...Jordan says can you believe Ronnie has been up in the HOH all day? she keeps thinking he has a TV up there or something but he has nothing...Laura is trying to find her seashell so she gets up and asks if she can turn on the light...J&J say to go ahead...Jeff turns onto his stomach and puts his arm around Jordan...Jordan starts touching Jeff's hair and plays with his ear. Jordan asks what Laura is missing? Laura says she dropped a shell...Jordan asks if she wants some help and she gets up to help her. Jordan says her implants feel weird...they search for the shell...Jordan touches a bug eww and Jeff giggles...Jeff asks how she lost it, she just had it...Laura says she just dropped it...Jeff says it can't be far...Jeff asks Jordan if she wants an Advil? Jordan says no, she's good...Jeff leaves to get one, he comes back and takes one...they are perplexed how it got lost...Laura finally finds it...Jef says "how many times are you going to lose that thing?"...Laura says "I know"...Jeff & Jordan get back in bed...Laura sits back on Natalie's bed. Jordan says she feels so blah...Jeff says why?...the camera rotates to face J&J and Jordan says of course it does, why doesn't it go on Laura...Laura says because she's not in a bed with a guy...Jeff bites Jordan's arm again. :) Jordan & Laura say they have to think of something to say on Thursday...Jordan lays back down and starts wondering what she's going to do when she gets back home if she leaves on Thursday...Jeff puts his arm around Jordan again and caresses her arm but Jordan as usual seems nervous around Jeff whenever he shows her affection in front of others but mostly in front of a peering camera. ed. note I really do think that if Laura had not left this week, Jeff & Jordan may not have bonded and fallen for each other the way they did...Laura leaving brought them even closer together and I noticed as well that whenever Jordan was around Laura she would act differently towards Jeff, would speak differently to him, would shy away from his affection...she was way more aloof, cold & slightly mean and she put on an act like she didn't really care for Jeff the way Jeff seemed to care for her...I know this was her way of protecting herself & her feelings but just my observations...

August 13 Candy room to the purple room 12:45 - 12:50 AM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who are laying in bed in the candy room...Jordan asks if Jeff wants to go and talk?...Jeff asks if Jordan isn't tired?...Jordan says not really because she napped...Jeff asks Porsche what time it is?...she says 12:45...Jeff says it's still early for BB standards...Porsche says it's been a long day...Jeff and Jordan clearly cannot talk in there Jordan puts some lotion on her hands, Jeff as well, he asks if she wants to stay up for a little bit?...Jordan says yeah, she's awake now...Jeff doesn't want to go in that room (the HN room) he wants to go in the purple room, he hates that room...Jeff goes to shut the light off for Porsche and asks Jordan who is looking for socks "could you see love ♥?"...Jordan gets slippers instead and they leave for the purple room… PR chat - veto strategy talk/Dani convo 12:51 - 1:10 AM Jeff and Jordan move to the purple room to talk...they talk about how nice it is to be in a dark room again...they seem quiet...control room...they talk about people that are nice in the DR...control room ...Jeff asks where Cruddy is?...Jordan says probably the DR...they talk about how they can't believe the bed fiasco...Jeff says if it was him he would have made a stink...Jordan says that would've happened on their season too... Jeff dives into game talk asking who is Dani trying to target? Brendon or Rachel?...Brendon...Jeff says oh really?...Jordan says he's better at comps and then Rachel would be a wreck...Jeff asks if Dani said that?...Jordan says no, Shelly...Jeff says he kind of wants to ask her...Jordan says he should... Jordan wants chips, she better watch out, her butt is gonna get big...Jeff says every time he looks at Porsche she's eating and wants to laugh...Jeff says that Rachel is like a different person, she thinks she's so cool...Jordan says a lot of people are like that...Jeff says her and Porsche are like besties now, it's weird and confusing...Dani walks by and they call her in...Dani & JeJo talk game for a little, how she wants to backdoor Brendon and her reasoning behind her noms, what the veto comp might be and how she would like the veto to go, she leaves just before the 1:03am mark... Jordan keeps thinking about the chips...Jeff says to go get some, she's been on slop... Jeff asks what chips?...Jordan says chips and salsa...Jeff says whatever she wants...Jordan says she doesn't need to eat anything else...Jordan says she feels so bad for Shelly, she seems so upset...Jeff asks if Jordan thinks she's (Dani) good right? if he doesn't win that veto he'll be alright?...Jordan says she thinks so, she doesn't want to say anything, she hopes she's playing and there are prizes, she's taking them...Jeff says what if they take prizes and B&R cut a deal with her?...Jordan says maybe not Jeff because he's already got 10K...Jordan says he'll have to wait and see...Jeff says if he wins...Jordan says he'll have to pick one, one side or the other will be mad...Jeff says if he wins and uses it, they're going to be pissed and then they still have to vote them out so they're going to be pissed again...quiet... Jeff says to go get chips...Jordan asks if Jeff wants some?...Jeff says no...Jordan says once she brings them he'll want some, she knows him...Jordan leaves while Jeff ponders...Jordan asks if Shelly wants to go in there with them?...Shelly says no, they never get alone time and they need that...they talk about what meds Jordan has taken while Jordan gets and eats chips...Jordan offers for her to come and talk...Shelly says no she just wants Jordan to understand she never said those words to Rachel...Jordan says she's not worried about it, it didn't faze her...Jordan asks again for her to talk with them...Shelly says no, just go be with Jeff...Jordan goes back to the purple room...Jeff asks if Shelly was all alone? and then yells out her name twice...no response, they know she must have gone to the back... Jeff talks game again...what he doesn't understand is that Dani wants to get Brendon out right but if she put Brendon and Rachel up and he won the veto, he could take Rachel off and keep himself on the block?...Jordan mumbles something with a mouth full of chips...Jeff says "I hate when you don't understand me"...Jordan whispers that Shelly is back...Jeff calls out for her again and she finally joins them... PR chat - head rub 1:53 AM Jeff, Jordan, Adam & Shelly are chatting in the purple room...they're talking about doing stupid stuff when you're young and shoplifting...Jeff adjusts his positioning so his head is on Jordan's lap...Jordan rubs Jeff's head while they talk PR - lamenting Rachel 2:07 - 2:14 AM Jeff, Jordan and Adam are chatting in the purple room...Adam gets up and leaves saying he's going to brush his teeth to go to bed...Jordan adjusts their positioning and Jeff asks if they're going to bed?...Jordan doesn't say anything...Jeff wishes they could lay down in the dark and talk...Jordan says they can't...Jordan says she hopes she gets to pick somebody on slop...Jeff says what if it's 4 people?...Jordan says that would be hard, she wishes it's just one...Jeff says you can't... Jordan says isn't it crazy how one day everyone was so excited, jumping around when Brendon came back and the next day everyone hates "her"...Jeff says who, Rachel? it's because of her actions...Jordan knows and says she's not sticking up for her, she's very immature and she doesn't know...Jeff says you can't talk to her, even today with the avocado...Jordan says she was getting mad earlier sitting outside...Jeff asks with the orange juice?...Jordan says it was the honey, I almost lost you thing, she wasn't feeling good, she wasn't going to listen to it...Jeff says it's phony baloney, that shit's not real, you don't say that shit...Jordan says Brendon is cool though, he's calm...control room...when the feeds return Adam is back and Jordan is talking about the house meeting, she wanted to out Porsche, nothing got accomplished, nobody wanted to say anything, apparently Porsche put it all on Rachel...they start talking about Porsche and Rachel's weird dynamic... PR - Mr & Mrs Lloyd/Schroeder 2:14 - 2:19 AM Jeff and Jordan continue chatting with Adam in the purple room...they're talking about Rachel and how she has done a 180 from last week and isn't grateful to them for saving her/keeping her in the house...Jeff says he knows Rachel would throw them under the bus in half a second, if everything goes and Brendon leaves this week, he's going to let her go and cry and just ignore her, she never even gave him a thanks, now she's best friends with Porsche...Adam says her whole thing was to come back and show she's changed...Jeff says now the thing is that she thinks America really loves them because they drilled that into her head and Brendon got voted in, she feels better now so instead of building off of that, she's slipping back to her old ways... Adam says there's 2 ways to look at it, yeah America loves love stories or they love drama and they knew if Brendon came back there would be drama, if the viewers knew they were going to keep her then Dom might have gotten the early votes and he knows Jeff hates when he says this or admitting this but JeJo have a lot of fans that love them that would do anything for them, Brenchel have their fans too, they have a lot of haters but people that are fans...Jeff says yeah, yeah for sure... Adam says "but this year they're seeing a different side of Jordan"...Jeff smiles at Jordan saying "yeah they are"...Jordan says people are going to hate her...Adam says people are going to love her even more because she's standing up for herself and not taking any shit, they're going to say, this cute little girl who last time was a little sheepish, she's taking charge...Jeff says that they're going to say that asshole Jeff corrupted her and he's going to come off being a bigger jerkoff, a jagass...Jordan says she's going to come off as rude...Adam says people will respect her... Jeff says that's why he told her to shut up, not shut up but he told her enough with that, he can be the asshole and she can just be her...Adam says they can just be Jordan and Jeff...Jeff says that he told Adam about TAR, the Jordan and Jeff thing was bullshit...Jordan giggles and asks what about it?...Jeff explains how on TAR everything, like Phil saying Jordan, Jeff...Jordan says she thought it was Jeff and Jordan? Jeff (who is hilariously bothered by this LOL) says "no, trust me he didn't" Jeff says on the screen it said Jordan and Jeff...Adam gets up, says goodnight and gets up to leave... Jeff yells out to Adam "if we get married I'm changing my name to Lloyd"...Jordan says no...Jeff says "Mr & Mrs Jordan Lloyd"...Jordan says "Jordan and Jeff Lloyd, no cuz my dad's name"...Jeff tsks saying "I'm just kidding"...Adam asks Jordan's last name?...Jordan says Lloyd... Jordan says "Jordan and Jeff Schroeder" ...Jeff says "listen it's Jeff and Jordan"...Jordan says "Jeff and Jordan Schroeder" Adam says "when you get an invitation in the mail does it say Mrs & Mr or Mr & Mrs Jeff Schroeder?"...Jeff says if something was sent to her parent's house when they were together was it Mr & Mrs Lloyd?...Jordan says sometimes it would say Mr & Mrs Lloyd and sometimes Mr & Mrs Jeff Lloyd... Jeff says but it never said Mrs & Mr Lloyd did it?...Jordan says no...Jeff says yeah so, then why Jordan and Jeff?...Jordan says because she's cooler...Jeff says no, he asked and it was because she won (BB)...Jordan says no...Jeff says he swears he asked why Jordan was first and it was because she won and he didn't...Jordan says really?...Jeff says yeah, he asked...Jordan didn't know that...Jeff says yeah, f**k, he couldn't even say anything… Goodnight kiss 2:38 AM Jeff and Jordan head to bed after a longish chat in the purple room...Jeff gets in bed first and waits...Jordan settles in, they are quiet and then Jeff whispers "goodnight love ♥ "...Jordan says goodnight and they kiss... Jordan says "love you" and Jeff says "love you too"... Jordan spoons Jeff 2:55 AM Jeff and Jordan are sleeping...Jordan is restless, turns and hugs Jeff from behind spooning him. Jeff reaches out 3:19 AM Jeff reaches out to a restless Jordan while sleeping. Jordan can’t sleep 3:39 AM Jordan is still restless...she's moving around and is keeping Jeff up...Jeff says "go to sleep"...Jeff takes his long sleeved shirt off and puts a t-shirt on and lays back down...Jeff says "Jordan, how come you're not going to sleep?"...Jordan says she's trying to...Jordan turns the other way and they try once again to go to sleep… Jordan would be mad if she got stuck with the unitard ;) 9:52 AM Feeds switch from Brenchel in the PR to Jeff, Jordan and Adam in the candy room...Jeff and Jordan are laying in bed...Adam is pumped up and ready to play the POV...Jeff adjusts himself and Adam calls him out on it and they joke around about his restless leg... Jeff says "if one of us gets stuck with a unitard" (LOLOL!)...Jordan says "I'm going to be so mad, if I get stuck with it" Jeff says it would be awesome if Adam got stuck with it...Adam says if gets stuck with it and loses the POV and goes home and gets stuck talking to Julie in a fu**ing unitard...Jeff says that would be perfect! They make fun of Porsche having yet another hard day /sarcasm...they joke around about that...palm trees and then feeds switch... Jeff & Adam chat about JeJo 1:45 PM Feeds switch to the kitchen...Jeff and Adam are cooking and chatting...talk turns to JeJo's relationship...Adam asks Jeff if he and Jordan don't have an anniversary?...Jeff says no, they don't, when they came off the show...Adam interrupts saying that people just assumed you were bf and gf right?...Jeff says "what?"...Adam says "are you officially boyfriend and girfriend?"...Jeff says "yeah dude, it's been 2 years, what do you think?"...Adam says "but I'm saying like"...Jeff says when they came off the show they weren't, they didn't know what the f**k was going on... Jeff says he'd never even heard of a showmance, actually he did right before he came on the show but anyways, they did...Adam says "the race?"...Jeff says that's when they were dating, that was soon after...Adam says "dating or bf or gf?"...Jeff says "what's the difference, boyfriend or girlfriend...what are we in fu**ing high school, does she have my letterman's jacket on?"...Adam says dating means you could see other people...Jeff says "no, we didn't see other people"...Adam says "so you were going steady"...Jeff says he was Zuko and she was the other one...Adam says "Pinky Tuscadero"...Jeff says "a hickey from Kanicki" LOL Jeff sings "Umbrella"... The unitard is unveiled 5:52 - 5:54 PM Feeds come back from palm trees...Jordan comes out of the DR in the "unitard' that she "won" during the POV contest...it's called the "humilitard"...everyone laughs and thinks it's cute... Jeff asks if she wants to lay down and take a nap?...Jordan says no, she's excited!... Jordan is going to go show Daniele her costume and Jeff goes back into the candy room saying "come in here love ♥ when you're done"...Kalia and Porsche think the costume is so cute...Jeff gets back in bed and says it could've been worse...Jordan tells Adam in the kitchen that she's going to be able to rock this...Adam loves the cap that spins...Jordan heads upstairs to show Dani...she says isn't it awesome?...Dani says it's really cute...Jordan shows her slippers and says she has to wear her hair in pigtails, she likes it, she thought it was going to be terrible...Dani says it's not embarrassing or too tight, it's cute, she loves it...Jordan leaves, gets herself a drink and heads back to the candy room... Jordan’s cute unitard/Jeff likes it 5:54 - 5:56 PM Jeff is in the candy room with Adam, Kalia and Porsche, they're waiting for Jordan who is showing off her unitard to Dani...they're glad Jordan got it and not Adam, Jeff would have been relentlessly bugging Adam about it...Jeff says the unitard would've been different for Adam...Adam says no guy has ever gotten the unitard...Jeff says no one wants to see a guy with his ball sack strapped down...Jordan comes back telling Brenchel, who are in the metal room, that she's excited and happy about it...Jeff says that they thought she was going to have to wear hillbilly teeth and stuff (humilitard - humiliating)... Jordan says she walked in worried and then when she saw it, thought "aww, that's cute"...Jeff says "I'm with stupid, that's your favorite word"...Jordan says maybe that's why they got it and it says "kick me" on the back...Jeff smiles big saying "I'm with stupid"...Jordan says her dunce cap reminds her of Zach Morris on Saved By The Bell, he was trying to get Kelly's sister to not like him and he was at the Mac's and he wore a spinning hat acting like a dork... Jeff is just beaming, he says "are you super pumped? how are you excited about slippers?"...Jordan says she's excited and the slippers are the best part about the whole thing...Jeff says they have little balls for Maggie to play with Adam and Porsche say the tutu is the best part...Jordan says the tutu is awesome...Jeff keeps smiling...Jordan says the part she was worried about was it it being up her butt crack, showing the outline of her butt...Jeff says she has the tutu to balance it out... Jeff says "well, that's good love ♥ see!"...Jordan knows she wasn't crying about that, she was upset about earlier...Jordan gets in bed and asks if everyone is going to sleep?...Jeff says no, they were relaxing waiting for her, she was in there awhile, did she give an interview in there?...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "I like your pigtails, I like when your hair is different, when you do it different than the absolute exact same way you do it every single time"... Jordan says "thanks"...Jeff giggles...Jordan says she can't wait to wear it on Thursday...Jeff says that's going to be funny, she's getting a question for sure... Jejo unitard cuteness 5:57 - 6:03 PM Jeff and Jordan continue chatting with Adam, Porsche & Kalia about the unitard...Jeff says to look how jealous Adam is right now...Jordan says Adam couldn't have worn it, she's sure they have some set aside for guys and girls...Jeff rubs Jordan's boob Adam doesn't think the humilitard is that humiliating...Jeff points out the "I'm with stupid" part, the tutu, the dunce cap...Porsche says Jordan can pull it off, her and Jordan could pull it off Jordan says she said Adam is too manly and hairy for it...Jeff says Cruddy is gone and Stupid is here...Jordan says she has to constantly wear the hat at all times even to go pee...Jeff asks if she didn't ask everything in there?...Jordan says not really but she can go in the pool, she won't lay out much this week...Jeff asks why...Adam says she has to work out with it on...Jordan says "really?"...Adam explains how his elf suit was...Jordan thinks the slippers are cool, she got hooked up...Jeff says they have little balls for Maggie to play with her other ones are destroyed...Porsche loves the tutu...Jordan says she feels like Cyndi ?? with the tutu ...they say Cyndi Lauper?...Kalia thought Cindi Lou Who and that makes Jordan start tooting...Jeff asks her to play her thing...Jordan starts doing her human kazoo/trumpet thing singing the Saints...Jeff laughs...palm trees... Jeff tells Jordan she'll get in trouble for doing the whole song, just do a part...Jordan does a deranged kazoo sound this time LOL...Jeff asks if they gave her sugar cubes in the DR?...Jordan says no...Adam says it pumps her up, she's having fun...Jeff says he knows, he's so happy she's happy...they high five and clasp hands... Jordan says no...Jeff says whaddya mean no?...Jordan says what if she was crying about it and looked like the biggest loser?...Jeff says they'd have to go in the purple room and talk about it...Kalia says Jordan looks really cute...Jordan continues holding onto Jeff's hand/arm...Kalia says it's perfect for her just like the elf suit was for him...they discuss past unitards, they thought hers would be more humiliating, not cute...Jordan says Kristen's was way worse with the afro and it was skin tight... Jeff didn't see hers but he heard something about her butt...they say she had a cute body...Jeff yells over to Brendon asking how Kristen looked in her unitard?...Brendon says horrible...Jeff asks what hers was?...Rachel says she looked good in it...Jeff says her butt looked bad they explain to Jeff what it looked like and say she had to wear it when she was evicted...Jeff says Casey gawn in a banana suit...they talk about other HG leaving in costume...Jeff asks if it's easy to pull off and on?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says that's nice, see?...Adam says he's going to go lay down in the purple room...Jeff asks "love ♥ you wanna lay down?"...Jordan says no...Jeff says he's so tired...Jordan asks Adam where he's going, she wants to go...Jeff yells out for him to go in the purple room with Jordan...Jordan figures since everyone is sleeping (they might as well chat)...they leave... Jordan checks in on Jeff 7:31 PM Jeff is sleeping in the candy room...Jordan comes in to check on him...she rubs his face... Jordan says "you still sleepy?"...Jeff stirs and mumbles "hmm, still on lockdown?"...Jordan says "mmm, hmm, I just ate, it was good"...Jeff says he'll be out in 10 minutes and Jordan leaves... At least Jordan’s not on slop 9:43 PM Jeff, Jordan, Rachel & Adam are sitting on the couches in they BY chatting...Jordan gets up to get something to eat and Jeff says "at least you're not on slop love ♥ "...as Jordan walks by Jeff she says "I know", Jeff just stares at Jordan's outfit/butt as she goes by... and then he giggles and (talking about Jordan's hat) says "that thing spins"...she goes inside.. Unitard butt pinch/cake 9:44 - 9:47 PM Jordan comes outside to eat her red velvet cake YUM!...as she goes to sit down by Jeff on the couch he pinches her butt ...Jordan says nooo and then brrr's saying it's cold...Jeff asks if she wants another sweater?...Jordan says no... Jordan eats her cake saying she was in the DR forever, Jeff too...Jordan says she's been craving all this chocolate and stuff...Jeff wants cake because she's eating it...Jordan moves over to sit across from Jeff and Jeff mumbles something but then drops it...Jordan likes the cake and says she has to watch out, eating this late at night isn't good for you...Jeff says they stay up pretty late...Jordan says she's kind of sleepy...Jeff says he slept... Alcohol has arrived but it doesn't seem like much(could Porsche have stolen some?)...Jordan takes off her dunce cap to loosen the elastic around her face...Rachel giggles over how funny and cute she looks...Jordan says she looks like she's at a 6 year old's birthday party...Jeff says "with your piece of cake"...Jordan says she knows and her fluffy shoes...she leaves the patio area... Cute preoccupation/kiss 9:54 - 9:58 PM Jeff and Jordan are now sitting together on the couches in the BY, they're chatting with Brenchel & Adam but as usual a little in their own world, pre-occupied with the possibility of Jeff being backdoored...Jordan rubs Jeff's belly and says he's getting smaller...Jeff says he'll get bigger Jordan asks if she's looking like she's getting big?...Jeff says noooh...Jordan gives Jeff a kiss on the cheek... Control room...some chit chat about Jeff's "cat", aka the cotton hat that he wears...Jordan puts her arms around Jeff's leg...they start talking about pool but JeJo are quiet...Brendon and rachel leave to go play pool and then Adam leaves, leaving JeJo alone finally... BY couch - Jeff threw the veto/JeJo trip 9:59 PM Jeff and Jordan are sitting outside on the couches in the BY...they finally get a moment alone to talk, it's clear Jeff has a lot on his mind...Jeff says "I hope I made the right choice"...Jordan says oh, with taking the money?...Jeff mmm, hmm's and says he could have won that thing easy Jeff explains how he gambled, he took the 5K after the vacation plus he didn't want to get the veto and have that decision (to make)...Jordan says yeah, she hopes it doesn't come back to haunt him even Brendon said Jeff was getting all the money and she hopes he doesn't use that against Jeff...Jeff knows...Jeff says if they're getting him out, they're getting him out, money won't be the excuse...Jordan says it's good if he thinks about going to jury plus what he already has, it's good...Jeff knows... Jordan says "are you really going to take me? on a trip?"...Jeff says "yeah of course"...Jordan slyly says "and I really don't have to bring cash?"...Jeff suggests her putting a couple of 5's in her wallet just to keep him happy...Jordan giggles... Jordan says "I can plan where we're going"...Jeff says "oh yeah?"...Jordan says "oh c'mon...before you were like, I'll take you"...Jeff says "I will, we'll go somewhere"...Jordan says "you promise?"...Jeff says "yeah I promise"... BY couch - game talk/head rub & cuddle/decisions 10:05 PM Jeff and Jordan continue talking outside on the couches in the BY...Jeff has just promised he'll take Jordan on a trip...Jordan starts talking game, she says "she" is driving her nuts...Jeff says "who?"...Jordan says Rachel, she feels like she's being questioned...Jeff says when they question her say that Jeff could go on the block so stop asking her questions...Jordan says that Rachel wanted to know if JeJo was going to vote for Brendon and Jordan told her that he doesn't have the votes and Rachel said they do, they have Adam & Porsche's and Jordan told her he doesn't have theirs, Adam's shook up from last week and Jordan told her that the replacement was going to either be Jeff or Brendon, Shelly is upset with her and they're not getting the votes... They get interrupted in their game talk to talk about food & drink...Adam gives them something he made to try...they continue talking once he leaves...more game talk about Jordan's conversations with Rachel and Adam...Jeff gives Jordan advice on what to say to Rachel...Jordan says it just upsets her...Jeff says if he did go up Adam wouldn't vote against him after throwing the veto for him, he'd kill him , it would be Brendon & Rachel he'd be worried about... Jordan says the only thing that worries her is that Dani didn't want Jeff to win the veto...Jeff says that Dani told him she was nervous about him winning and Jeff told her that he wouldn't have used it and then Dani told him that he & Jordan are honest, would they vote out Brendon? and that Brenchel was up there yesterday saying that Jeff would backdoor Dani did he say that? and he told Dani no, he didn't say that, when she was trying to get him out he did yes, then he asked Dani if he brought Brenchel up there would she say that (in front of them) and Dani said she would if he wanted to, then Jeff told her he'd vote Brendon out because he's not on the block but he also suggested putting Rachel up instead, he needs to address that again... They talk about Dani having a veto ticket now , chances are she would be playing next week anyway...Jordan says she was getting a little mad and then talks about her conversation with Shelly, how she was showing her that they were "with" her (re: the phone call)...they talk about the veto comp and how Adam was going to take the POV no matter what...Jordan continues talking about her conversation with Shelly, how she felt reassured they were on her side, Shelly wasn't going to question or doubt her anymore Jeff says "what does that mean? who cares"...Jeff says as long as he doesn't go on the block then they can talk...Jordan asks if he's worried now that he didn't win?...Jeff says it was a gamble, he went for the money, he threw it, he knew the vacation was worth 5G's so he assumed the card left was money, 5G's...Jordan says she thought it might be 10...Jeff says no, he knew the longer he was in the game, the better his chance at getting money and if not he'd take the vacation, did Jordan see how Kalia was getting pissed? why do people who go out early in the game expect to win the prize they first get...Jordan says she doesn't know, look at her she got a tutu, but she likes it Jeff says if she stayed 1 more round she'd have won money...Jordan says that's ok...Jordan adds "you did good love" ♥ Jeff says he knows, he was pissed that it was that competition, he wanted that comp for when if he was on the block...Jordan says she knows, it happens that way all the time...Jeff says next time he's on the block it'll be a spelling comp Jordan starts rubbing Jeff's head Jeff complains about Kalia & Porsche wanting their own private beds...Jeff says do they think if he's going to get backdoored that he's going to leave without prizes?...Jordan says he's done good...Jordan keeps rubbing and says "if she backdoored you I'd be really shocked"...Jeff says Dani loves that, making smart moves, he says her last play (backdooring Jeff plan) was real smart --- /sarcasm... Jeff says the only thing he doesn't like is that greed catches up with you and he knew if he threw it, he'd be greedy because he wanted cash and greed, it's not his quality but he took the money instead of being safe but still if he won he would've been put in the position to pick sides and he may still be able to swing the votes any way he wants and have an excuse, if Brendon goes up he can say he can't vote for him because Adam's not flipping, he shouldn't even be saying this to Jordan...Jeff says if he goes up and they don't vote for him he will massacre...Jordan says she's worried...they go over votes... Silence and more rubbing...Jordan wonders if she'll be called to the DR tonight? she thinks she's done, it took her forever last night to fall asleep...Jordan says they need their own sheets back...Jeff says "why? I'm alright"...Jeff says it's too cold in there for that LOL Adam comes over and they talk about the sheets/cover situation...Adam asks if Jordan is a blanket hog?...Jeff says yeah, big time...Adam says Fara is too, they have separate blankets...Jordan asks if they spoon?...Adam says of course, that's what he misses the most...Jeff says "when it's time to go to sleep, it's time to go to sleep, I don't mind cuddling before but when I'm tired, forget it"...Jordan asks if Adam misses her? a lot?...Adam says yes but he's doing this for them, he'll have plenty of time after this... They talk about what day it is and how much time is left...they discuss the BB11 finale being on Sept 15th, it being a Tuesday...Jeff says it was because Thursday was "that party" and Friday they went to Vegas...Jordan asks about the party? was it just a random party that they do?...Jeff mmm, hmm's Jordan snuggles into Jeff... JeJo tell Adam that time goes about the same at the end of the game as the beginning, maybe just a bit more frantic...they talk about there being no DE in BB11...Adam leaves after finishing his cigarette...Jordan goes straight to game talk, about Brendon leaving and Jeff being the biggest target now...Jeff says they'll talk once he's not on the block...they bitch about Dani, Kalia & Porsche LOLJordan says she's doomed if left at the end with them...Jeff says Dani told him that her, Kalia, & JeJo could go far but that's like getting in bed with the devil...Jordan says she doesn't want Kalia OMG more game talk, going around the horn... Jeff says Rachel will sell them out in a second...Jordan says she knows and Shelly has their back 100% Jeff says what does that mean? (she's useless)...she gets flustered with questions, she can't win a physical comp...Jordan says Adam has proven himself a little...Jordan says she can't deal with Rachel's emotions for another week once Brendon leaves... Come on love 10:22 PM Jeff and Jordan are sitting on the couches in the BY talking game...they are told dinner is ready...Jeff jumps up and says "come on love ♥ what's up?"...Jordan asks if there's enough corn?...Jeff says yeah...they go inside to eat... Jeff loves boy bands 10:55 PM Jeff, Brendon & Adam are sitting on the couches in the BY talking about sports...Jordan is listening in, she's soaking her legs in the hot tub...she randomly calls "Jeff! I forgot to tell you...in there you know what I'm talking about?"...Jeff nods yes...Jordan says "they asked me how you looked in your outfit"...Jeff's thinking oh here we go... Jordan says Jeff looked real good and she said it earlier that he looked like a guy in a boy band maybe from NYSNC or BSB, she said to not show this but Jeff loves boy bands...Jordan cracks up...Jeff says he killed himself in there about boy bands so it's alright...they asked her what is favorite band was and she said "LFO" and she sings "New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits"... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHuGG_FsC20 ...they laugh...control room...Jordan says she said not to show any of it because Jeff would get really mad...Jeff says no, he killed himself already...Jordan asks what he said? he looked like a boy band?...Jeff says he said he's not gonna lie, he wishes he was in a boy band...they chit chat a little more and then all 3 guys go over to play pool...

August 16 Kisses & friskiness by the pool 12:05 AM Jeff is playing pool with Adam and Brendon...Jordan stops by the pool table and Jeff asks "what are you doing?"...while Jeff wraps his arm around Jordan, she says "nothing, I'm going to go lay down"...Jordan holds onto Jeff and Jeff kisses her forehead... Jordan says she has to get this thing off...Jeff rubs Jordan's boob... Jordan then kisses him on the cheek... Jeff says "alright love ♥ I'll come in and check on you"...Jordan turns to go saying ok...Jeff says he put the blankets on the bed so they can each have one and use one as the neutral one...Jordan says ok, thanks and she leaves...Adam says "aww Jeff you're such a romantic" ❤️ Jeff kisses sleepy Jordan 3:47 AM Jeff finally comes to bed after a long night of playing pool and talking game with Adam...he gets in bed, touches Jordan's face to turn her towards him and he kisses her goodnight… Sleepy touch 4:33 AM Jeff and Jordan are sleeping in the candy room...Jeff is having restless sleep...Jeff stirs and startles Jordan, Jordan reaches over to softly touch Jeff's back... ...she then reaches up to touch his face Jeff startles more, he's feeling hot...Jordan reaches over and puts her hand on Jeff's waist...Jeff shifts to get one of the blankets off of him and then sits up to take his t-shirt off, he lays back down and they seem to settle back to sleep... Love!! & wave 1:04 PM Jeff is outside on the couches laying down, he's with Shelly & Adam who are chatting about what to eat...the sliding door is heard being opened, it's Jordan who is coming outside to go to the pool...Jeff sees it's Jordan and yells out "love ♥ !?"...Jordan walks by not responding...Jeff looks up and repeats "love ♥ !!"...Jordan looks at Jeff and waves at him… Where’s Jordan/watching her 2:50 PM Jeff comes outside to sit on the couches to eat his pizza, Adam is there and they talk a little about how lazy/sleepy they are, Adam says he slept a lot but Jeff says he was up all night...Jeff, looking around, asks Adam "where's Jordan?"...Adam says that she just went to the bathroom... Jordan is heard coming outside...Jeff sees her immediately and the recognition is shown on his eyes/face... Jordan runs by quickly to go to the pool again and Jeff watches her... Adam says "and right back in the pool"... Jeff had Jordan ;) 2:54 PM Jeff, Adam & Dani are sitting on the couches outside chatting...they're talking about masturbating in the house  ...Dani thinks if anyone has done it, it's probably Kalia (lol)...Jeff says it's so easy for a girl, at least he thinks so, not easy but easier...Adam says it's not true...Dani says she doesn't think it would be too much easier...Adam says either way it would be pretty obvious... Dani brings up her season (again :/) saying that all the guys used to talk about it all the time and one time they saw evidence in the form of dirty tissues by the HOH bed  ...Adam says 'if you know you're having company, clean up"... Dani asks Jeff if he did his last time in the house?...Jeff nods no saying "and I had Jordan (self control!!) ...well I didn't have Jordan but..." Adam says he's just waiting for them to take a shower together (Brenchel)...Jeff says "here?"...Adam says "yeah"...Jeff says "c'mon!" LOL...they talk about what Brenchel were acting like in the pool yesterday and Jeff gives Adam a hard time about him not being able to look away, he was all creepster haha Chips & salsa in the BY 3:27 - 3:38 PM Jeff is laying out in the BY...Jordan has gone outside to eat her "lunch" near Jeff, she sits down next to him and they chat...audio is off of them for a little bit and then cams and audio go onto them... They are talking about Brenchel and their "activity" in bed...Jordan said she could hear the covers moving and she kept thinking to herself just go to sleep, just go to sleep...Jeff says eww, he asked Brendon if they were fu**ing around last night and he said no, maybe they were though, he hears a smacking sound but he thinks one of them does it in their sleep  Jeff says he thought he heard something too...Jordan says no, they were kissing... Adam asks about it and Jeff tells Adam that Jordan heard them giggling...Jordan says they were kissing, there was smooching going on, Kalia and Jeff were sleeping, she looked over at Jeff...Jordan says she wanted to throw up...Jeff says if they were Porsche's bed was devirginized...Porsche and Adam talk about it more and then Jordan says they have to get their last...Jeff says it's all lit up in there...they continue discussing (hard to hear)... Jordan asks if Jeff wants one? (chip)...Jeff says no...they start talking about the condom prank, Adam was offended (not really lol)...Jeff says they did that prank to them in their season...Jordan says her nose is runny from the spicy salsa, she had to eat because she was getting the shakes from not eating... Palm trees on and off and then Jordan asks if it's weird that Jordan is sitting right there?...Jeff says no...they sit in silence for a little while and then Jordan gets up...Jeff reaches out to her but Jordan sarcastically says "nice chat", she turns and walks away...Jeff says "love ♥ "...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "your butt's wet"...Jordan says no!...Jeff says "you coming back out here?"...Jordan says yep... Rachel lies/Jeffrey snored 3:59 - 4:02 PM Jeff, Jordan and Porsche are laying out...Jordan and Porsche are chatting with Rachel who is nearby sitting in the shade...Jeff is quiet...Jordan says "Jeffrey" Jeff says what?...Jordan says "Jeffrey Schroeder"... They start talking about naps and sleeping...Jordan says to Rachel "were y'all hooking up last night?...Rachel lies and says no why?...Jordan says she thought she heard them giggling, the sheets moving and she thought no! go back to sleep...Rachel aww's  Jordan says she thought they were doing something...Rachel says they wouldn't do anything with her in the room  YIKES Brendon says that Jeff thought the same thing at 5am...Jeff says he heard smacking for sure...Rachel says Brendon was snoring...Jordan tells Jeff that he was snoring was so loud and she hit him and then he stopped...Jeff asks if he was on his back?...Jordan says yeah...Rachel goes on to say Brendon was heavy breathing and started snoring, she ended up sleeping on top of him (wth?)...Brendon says how could he not snore with her on top of him?...Rachel says he told her to get off and she was really upset...Jeff and Jordan giggle and Jeff says "omg" Rachel asks when Jordan heard that?...Jordan says she doesn't know what time it was but she looked over and everyone was asleep...Jeff says he definitely heard smacking 100% but he's going to give them the benefit of the doubt that they might have been making that noise sleeping...Jordan says she heard them kissing...Rachel lies again saying it might have been her because she didn't have her retainer in...Jeff says "or you guys might have been doing it"...Rachel says "no, trust me, I wish"...Jeff says "whatever, good for you if it's going on"...Jordan giggles...Rachel says "don't worry it's not going on with you in the bed next to us"  Jeff says he's sure that's why they stopped...Porsche points out they could go in the soundproof HN room...Rachel says it has very bright lights otherwise... Porsche says (great one liner) "you know you'd make more in a porno than your stipend, just saying" LOL Marley - tutu love/Jordan follows Jeff around? 4:03 - 4:05 PM Feeds come back from palms...Jeff, Jordan, Rachel and Porsche are talking about what the Brenchel porno would be called...Jeff says "Brenchel gets cornholed" LOL Jordan says "Jeffrey"...Jeff asks what's wrong?...Jordan says "nothing, just me and my tutu"...Jeff says she's excited... Jordan says "this reminds me of Marley"...Jeff says "Marley? Marley would love that thing"...Jordan says "Tori would love it too"...Jeff says "Marley is so jealous"...Jeff gets up...they say Marley will see it tomorrow...Jordan asks if he's done?...Jeff asks if she thinks he's done?...Jordan says yeah, he's dark...Jeff says he's done then... Jordan says "I feel like I follow you and that's going to stop"...Porsche says it's a small house, where are you supposed to go?...Jordan says she knows but she's got to stop it  Jeff leaves asking Jordan if she's going to lay out still?...Jordan guesses so...Jeff says he might come back, he's going to have a smoke... Love, where’d you go all day? 4:16 PM Jeff is sitting on the couches in the BY with Dani and Shelly...Jordan is talking to Brenchel and Porsche about Bonnie Hunt...Jordan leaves and walks by the couch area on her way inside...Shelly says Jordan is a sunbathing goddess today...Jordan says she's done...Jeff says "where you going dunce cap?"...Jordan says "inside"...Jeff says "you gonna make a snack?"...Jordan doesn't hear as she goes inside... Jeff has a concerned look on his face, he immediately gets up and goes inside...Jordan is heading to the candy room and says she's putting on her tennis shoes...Jeff asks if she's going to work out?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff follows her in there...he asks "love ♥ ? where'd you go all day?"...Jordan says "I'm not following you around"...Jeff says he's been in there all day...Jordan says she knows but she feels like she follows Jeff around all day...Jeff asks again if she's working out now?...Jordan says it's the best time, she gets all sweaty...she leaves… Workout poke, back hug & high five 5:55 PM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who are in the BY...Jordan has finished working out and is sitting on the sit up bench...Jeff is spotting Adam...Jeff walks over to Jordan and asks if she's doing abs or done?...she is done, she hugs Jeff... Jeff says Jordan is sweaty...Jordan says that's a good thing, didn't he see her? Jeff says "you're the best, I know, I saw you"...Jordan says she feels like Peter Pan...Jeff says "Count Chocula?" LOL Jordan gets up saying "alright"...Jeff says "where you going"...Jordan says to shower...Jeff pokes Jordan's boob... "Jayeff"...Jeff blames it on a bug...Jordan says she didn't...Jordan grabs Jeff from behind and gives him a hug & squeeze... She says he's all sweaty...Jeff says he spilled water on himself so it looks like he's been working out...Jordan says "see ya later Charlie" and they high five...Jordan leaves to go shower... Jeff whistles 6:06 PM Jeff is sitting outside on the sit up bench resting between sets...he's chatting with the others in the BY...off camera Jordan comes outside in her towel and Jeff whistles at her They have a brief exchange about if BB gave Jordan a second unitard and then Jordan goes back inside… Jordan shower - don’t you dare 6:15 - 6:17 PM Jeff and Adam are working out...Jeff needs to go pee, he goes inside to the bathroom...Jordan is taking a shower...she says "Hi!" Jeff gets closer to the stall and says "what are you doing in there?"...Jeff pokes his hand in there and Jordan says "don't you dare Jeff...it looks bad"...Jeff pees... Jeff comes out and Jordan asks how his workout is going?...Jeff says it's going good...he sings a little and leaves... JeJo bathroom - is Jordan buff banter 6:55 PM Feeds switch to the bathroom where JeJo are...Jeff says "who's not cute?"...Jordan says she's not cute when you look buff...Jeff says "do I look buff? I just worked out"...Jordan says "is it a bad buff?"...Jeff says "whaddya mean buff? what do you think you are?"...Jordan says like gymnast buff...Jeff says "listen, you worked out for a couple of weeks, relax"...Jordan says she feels like gymnasts when they wear spandex and her boobs look big she looks like (buff)...Jeff says you look like Chyna, take it easy, but she has been working out hard...Jeff teasingly says "you wanna go have a protein shake?"...Jordan says no...Jeff says he's joking...Jordan says they give her diarrhea... BB tells Jordan to put her mic on...Jordan says "uhh, don't talk to me"...Jeff says "who, production? that's mean"...Jordan says "you, I'm talking about you"...Jeff walks away saying "why you talk like that to production?"...Jordan says "shut up"...Jeff says "you've changed this season" LOL Jeff yells out "hold on, I'm coming right back, you can watch me shower and shave" Love! Where you going? 6:57 - 7 PM Jordan has finished up showering and has put her new unitard on...Jeff has finished up working out and is getting ready to shower and shave, he walks into the bathroom area...Jordan and Adam banter about the unitard and Jeff and Adam talk about someone leaving the microwave door open and how Adam's pet peeve is when people leave time remaining on the microwave...Jordan leaves the bathroom and Jeff says "love! where you going?"...Jordan says "you want to talk to me now?"...Jeff says "what are you talking about? yeah I told you"...Jordan says "I'm shocked"...Jeff says "what are you talking about?"...feeds switch out and then return briefly to Jeff who is getting ready to shave and then switch out again.. JeJo bathroom - Jordan likes the Johnny Depp 7:21 - 7:24 PM Feeds switch to the bathroom where JeJo are...Jeff is brushing his teeth, Jordan is sitting on the lounger waiting and just finishing doing her human kazoo/trumpet...she asks if she's going to get yelled at?...Jeff says she gets yelled at because she was playing The Saints, if she plays it normal, they won't...Jordan says she didn't play a song... Jeff goes over to Adam who is taking a shower and they banter a little about Adam doing inappropriate things in the shower...Jeff puts some stuff on his neck and cleans out his ears...they talk about Jordan's razors in the shower... Jordan says to Jeff "can we go lay down together?"...Jeff says "yes, where?"...Jordan says wherever he wants...Jordan says that she likes what Jeff did...Jeff says he did Johnny Depp...Jordan says "I like it...do it again"... Jeff says he can't, he just did it...Jordan says to keep doing it...Jeff says he can't, it grows out...Jeff asks if Jordan wants to lay in the purple room?...Jordan says yeah, let's go...Jeff says "alright, let's do it in there" Purple room - snacks chat 7:26 - 7:35 PM Jeff and Jordan decide to go "lay down together" in the purple but all it ends up being is them snacking on super crunchy food (that is so annoying to listen to lol) while making small talk, no game talk or real personal talk at all. yawns BY - supportive head rub 8:55 PM Jeff, Brenchel and Dani are outside on the couches chatting...Rachel is being weird...Jeff is suspicious that Rachel put something in his wine...Rachel giggles saying it was a Rufie. Jeff is not amused...Rachel says Jordan did it, she wanted to drug him...Jordan comes outside and Rachel asks if wouldn't she love if she put a Rufie in Jeff's drink?...Jordan half giggles but doesn't answer, instead going over to Jeff and rubbing the back of his head  Jordan then heads to the hot tub… Jordan’s feet are just weird/no health insurance 8:57 - 9 PM Jeff, Brenchel and Porsche are sitting on the couches chatting...Jordan is in the hot tub...Brenchel leave to go check out the wine situation and then Jordan shouts out something about slippers already being worn...Jeff says "your feet go in, that's life love" Jordan asks something about why they're like that? that's why she walks weird...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Porsche says it sounds like her slippers are actually too big for Jordan... Jeff says "no, her feet are just weird" LOL Jordan says her brother's are worse...Jeff says they're not weird she just walks on her instep so she needs to go to a foot doctor so he'll mold something in her shoes so she doesn't walk like that...Jordan says that's a good idea...Jordan says something about her brother again and Jeff says that she told him that for her brother 3 times...Jordan says they don't have health insurance...Jeff says you just need an insole...Porsche asks why doesn't she get it?...Jordan says she knows, she needs to...Jeff asks if work offers it or anything like that?...Jordan says they do but it's too expensive, she would never get a pay cheque (this coming from a girl who won half a million dollars? I don't get it...) Porsche says she doesn't have it either...Jeff asks for anything? no coverage at all?...Jordan says her neither, dental she can pay on her own because it's just cleaning...talk turns to other talk when Brenchel come outside... BY chat - sweet look 9:45 PM Jeff, Adam, Shelly and Brendon are at the couch area talking about the hot dog contest...Jordan is in the hot tub...Brendon leaves...they continue talking and Jeff looks over at Jordan with a sweet look... JeJo hammock time - finally game talk 9:50 - 10:30 PM Jordan comes outside, grabs her cup and a blanket from near the hot tub and heads to teh hammock...Jeff, who is sitting on the couches with the group, sees her go over there, almost immediately gets up and goes over to the hammock as well... Jordan is getting the hammock prepped...Jeff throws a few bags over (from the cornhole game) and then says "love ♥ let me play"...Jeff gets in asking how he should lay, Jordan wants him going in the same direction...Jeff lays down... They talk game for awhile...Jordan voices her concerns about Shelly and them having to stick with Rachel...how they do trust Adam, etc. Jordan is glad Jeff’s there 10:23 - 10:25 PM Jeff and Jordan are chatting on the hammock...they're talking about how Rachel stole some of Dani and Kalia's wine...Jordan thought it was funny...Jordan says they make cookies every night, she's got to stay away from that...Jordan says she told the DR that she's so UHH this year and they told her she's just more mature and wiser and she got excited...they make fun of how the others are all following each other around to spy...Jordan says "I'm so glad..." Jeff says "I'm here?" Jordan says yeah...Jeff says she can finish...Jordan says she did mean Jeff, if she didn't have anybody in there that she could trust, she would go crazy, they just got lucky last time Lov-v-v-er 10:26 PM Jeff and Jordan continue talking on the hammock...they're talking about Adam and how sweet he is...they poke fun of the spying & shadiness going on...Jordan says "listen, we're a couple, we can do this (laying together having alone time)...they try to figure out where everyone is...Jordan says they have to be careful what they say to Shelly...out of the blue Jordan says "lov-v-v-err"...Jeff says what?...Jeff starts singing and Jordan says "what's wrong?...Jeff says "nothing, I just wanna win"...Jordan says me too...Jordan starts picking at his face and Jeff asks what's up?...Jordan says she's just fixing him up...Jeff asks if she likes his Johnny Depp?...Jordan likes it They go back to game talk... JeJo hammock time part 2 10:50 - 11:01 PM The feeds switch to the hammock again where Jeff and Jordan are still talking...they're talking game...Jordan says Jeff is a bigger target because he won 15,000, Shelly even said it again the other, she wonders if things would have been different if they could have kept Brendon, if the HOH is questions she'll throw up and if Porsche wins they're done...Jeff says he is, not her...Jordan says what is she gonna do when Jeff is gone...Jeff says he doesn't know, roll with Dani?...Jordan pfft's and says she'll do her own thing...Jordan doesn't know if what's happening is good or bad, if Brenchel are this quick to throw them under the bus then maybe it's not a good thing to keep him... Jordan says she has to wear her outfit for the comp...Jeff says he hopes it's physical, maybe they'll let her wear athletic gear but they wore athletic gear last week...Jordan says they didn't do anything physical, it was a trick...Jordan says they have 3 people to worry about...Jordan asks if he's going to fart?  Jeff says he was trying to...Jeff asks where Shelly is...Jordan tells him where she last saw her... Jordan says Kalia irritates her...Jeff asks what she needs to go up there (HOH) for, what does she need to know?...Jordan says she's a busybody...Jeff says what influence does she have on this fu**ing game?...Jordan says nothing...Jordan says when Brendon came back Adam & Shelly didn't like it, they just pretended to...Jeff says they know it's JeJo & Brenchel, with Brendon gone it's JeJo, Adam & Shelly...they go over who is "with them"... Jeff says when he wins HOH then they'll all be with them  Jordan says they have to figure out before that then who is really with them but they know for sure 3 people who aren't...Jordan says if Adam changed his mind, Porsche would vote the same way...Jeff says that even if Brenchel say they have Porsche, he'll tell them that if they can't get Adam then he won't vote for them, he doesn't want to look like a fu**Ing fool, Rachel will 100% lie just to get a 3-3 tie, he's not going to get himself in that situation...Jordan says then Shelly, Dani will be mad at them...Jeff says if Adam's onboard he is too... Jordan sits up and says she loves the Johnny Depp, he should wear it more, it's good for a change...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan giggles about how all 3 cameras are on them...Porsche yells over asking Jordan if she's heard of Sailor Moon...Jordan hasn't and Porsche describes her...Jordan then tells Jeff that she has been talking to Porsche more, maybe she should work on her, get on her good side...Jeff mmm, hmm's... Jeff wants to go upstairs?...Jordan says no, Adam is probably coming over...Adam asks them if they need some alone time?...Jordan says no, he can come over there...Adam heads over... Jeff’s dirty mouth 11:12 PM Jeff and Jordan are on the hammock talking with Brendon and Adam...Jeff reaches for Jordan's water bottle and takes a sip without touching it...he says to Jordan that he didn't want to touch it because of coffee and smoking...Jordan nods making a face...Jeff says what? Does she want his dirty mouth all over it? LOL Jordan toughened up 11:23 PM Jeff and Jordan are on the hammock talking with Brenchel & Adam...they are talking about how Jeff gets riled up when talking to Rachel...Rachel says Jordan talks sweetly and Jeff just yells at her...Jeff says it's all positive shit, listen, she has to stop thinking about glitter and where Brendon is for fu**ing 2 seconds, stfu! and put this in your head and then Rachel looks around and says "is that a bug?" facepalm did he just talk? in one ear, out the other and she's out the door... Jordan says she would storm off and would say Jeff is so mean to her  and doesn't like her and she would tell Rachel that Jeff does like her or else she would really know because he'd be killing her...Jeff argh's...Jordan told Rachel he likes her, that's just the way Jeff talks...they think Jeff is like this because of football...Jordan says that Rachel said that Jeff doesn't have sisters does he?...Jordan says Rachel would get so sensitive...Rachel asks how Jordan is not sensitive?...Jordan asks Jeff if she's sensitive?...Jeff says she used to be, she toughened up...Jordan says a little bit Jejo hammock flip 11:30 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the hammock talking to Brenchel & Adam...they're talking about Griffith Observatory when suddenly Jeff gets out of the hammock flipping Jordan out the other side...Jordan screeches JAYEFF!! Rachel says OMG Jeff! wow! LOL Jeff says he was all the way on the end!...Jordan says "stupid"  Brendon says it was like she did a pirouette and fell down  Rachel asks if she's ok?...Jordan in Rachel voice says yeah, she's fine...Jeff in Rachel voice says "Jordan omg! did Jeff break your leg? what a jerk! Brennan would never do that"...Jeff tells Jordan to get on there...Jordan says she's done...Rachel says Jeff!...Jeff says it was an accident... Jeff says "sorry love ♥ I didn't know you were going to flip off"  they all leave the hammock area and Jeff says "love!? ♥ what are you doing?"...Jordan says putting her feet in the hot tub...

August 15 Pool table hug & butt squeeze 12:31 AM Jordan wanders over to the pool table area where Jeff, Brendon and Adam are playing pool for the what seems the 328th time ...Jordan gradually makes her way to where Jeff is and Jeff says "what's up?"...Jordan says "nothin"...Jeff reaches out for a hug and says "just gonna come over here?"...Jordan says "yeah why can't I?"...Jeff says "you can"...they hug closer and Jordan squeezes Jeff's butt... She then pats his butt while Jeff giggles and she hugs him tighter... JeJo farting fatties 12:54 AM All the HG's are outside...the guys playing pool, the girls chatting at the couch area...they're talking about pooping and farting and how comfortable people are in the house doing that...Shelly says that Jeff lifts his leg all the time when he's about to fart...Jordan says or he'll say "pull my finger"...Kalia yells over to Jeff asking if he farted today?...Jeff says yeah!...Kalia says she hasn't heard any from him today...Jeff pretends to ruminate one but he's got nothing right now, wait until the cheese works its way through...ewww's... Jordan says that they'll be on the couch at Jeff's house, stuffing their faces with food and it'll be so cold in Chicago, they'll be like sitting on the couch and just eating and he'll call himself a fatty and she'll say me too and they'll just stuff their faces and rip them and laugh and watch TV, they're two disgusting people. Jordan being anti-social? 1:33 - 1:36 AM All the HG's are outside playing the 20 questions game...Jordan gets up to leave @ the 1:21am mark...Jeff asks "love ♥ where you going?...she says to lay down...Jeff says "alright, I'm coming in soon too"...she leaves and goes to bed...just before the 1:27am mark Jeff leaves the BY area, gets ready for bed and goes to the candy room... Cam 3 @ the 1:33am mark Jeff enters the candy room where Jordan is in bed...he says "Ello love" ♥ ...Jordan says "ello"...Jeff asks "what's up?"...Jordan says "nothing"...Jeff asks "what are you doing? being anti-social again?"...Jordan says "If that's what you want to call it"...Jeff asks "why?"...Jordan says "it's one o'clock"...Jeff lets it drop, he puts his BB bag away, changes into shorts and climbs into bed while making some weird sighing/grunting noises...Jeff says he can't believe Jordan is tired...Jordan says she is...Jeff asks if she feels alright?...Jordan says yep...Jeff says he's kind of pooped too, is she going to sleep?...Jordan says she was going to, it feels good to be out of the unitard...Dani walks in and they say heyyy... Dani asks if they're tired? Jeff seems out of it...Jeff says a little bit, he didn't nap...Dani didn't either...Jordan says Dani can turn on the light...Dani says she just wants to grab one thing...they start making fun of how Brenchel ruin the guessing game, make it awkward...Porsche comes in and they continue chatting... Jeff rubs Jordan’s head 1:59 -2:03 AM Jeff and Jordan are in bed in the candy room playing the 20 questions game with Kalia, Adam, Dani & Porsche...Jeff reaches over and asks if she wants a rub? or is she tired?...Jordan says yes and Jeff then rubs Jordan's head while they play… Snuggle & arm rub 2:04 AM Jeff is rubbing Jordan's hair while they play the 20 questions game...Jordan reaches over and caresses Jeff's hand and then snuggles into Jeff...she then rubs Jeff's arm for a little while.. That’s not “it” is it? :D 2:23 AM Jeff and Jordan continue chatting in the candy room with Adam, Porsche, Kalia and Dani...Jordan rustles around, encroaching on his space and touches Jeff...Jeff asks if she wants something? and then reaches over Jordan to check how much space she has on her side, he lays back down saying "you just trying to be close to me?"...Jordan says "sorry, whatever"...Jeff says "no, you can come by me, I didn't know you wanted to come by me"...Jeff grabs her hand and places it "down there"...Jordan adjusts her hair and places her hand again "down there" and then Jeff takes her hand and places it strategically "right down there"... Jeff giggles...Jordan says "that's not "it", is it?" LOL Jeff giggles that it is...Jordan says "why'd you do that?"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "I didn't know that, I thought that was like tissue down there"...Jordan says "the camera was staring straight at it, you butthole"...Jeff says "no, they don't know what it is, it could be to the left" (what the camera or the yoinker? as Jeff says LOL)...Jordan giggles... Jeff giggles recalling Jordan saying "that wasn't it"...he says he doesn't even know anymore, it's so fu**ing dead, he's got to shut off all the sensory nerves...Jordan says "never?"...Jeff says "what do you mean never?"...they hold hands...Jordan says "oh you know you got all excited when you saw me in the tutu" ...Jeff says yeah, he was and Jordan says she was just kidding... Nice love? Arm rub 2:28 AM The feeds switch back to the candy room where Jeff, Jordan, Porsche and Kalia are, they have played a prank on Adam by putting a wet condom on his bed (implying Brenchel used it), they are giggling about that...Jordan sticks out her arm wanting Jeff to rub it, he does... When finishes he says "nice love? ♥ "...Jordan says yeah, thanks Lotion double entendre 2:31 AM Jeff, Jordan, Porsche and Kalia say goodnight to each other...Jeff takes off his mic...Jeff moves over a little saying "alright love ♥ " indicating he needs her to move over, she does and he says thanks...he asks if Jordan has that lotion...Jordan says yes she does, does he want it?...Jeff says no, he was just checking, yes may he have some please?...Jordan reaches to get it and says to put it on his side...Jeff says "no, just give me a little squirt" Some giggles...Jeff adds "so I can go to work"...more giggles and Jordan says "Jayeff"...Jordan gives Jeff the lotion, he takes some, Jordan says "people probably think you're doing that, squirting lotion"... Jeff says "oh yeah" and rubs his hands vigorously...ew's and "gross"...Jeff says loudly "Cruddy"...no response...Jeff knocks on the wall and Adam knocks back...they start talking about the tune "shave and a haircut, two bits"... Head rub, is that code? 3 AM Jeff, Jordan and Kalia are still chatting in the candy room about how when Jeff was little he used to bang his head on the wall to rock/lull himself to sleep, the doctor said it was normal...Kalia says couldn't you hit something else, rub something else?... Jordan says "yeah, you like your head rubbed" Kalia says "is that code?" Jordan says "no" Jeff says "well yes...but" Jeff rubs his eyes and says "I wish I'd get my head rubbed" LOL Kalia says "I wish I had the option" Jeff asks "what do you mean?" Kalia says that Jeff is laying in his bed with his gf, he could get his head rubbed, she meant the head on his shoulders, she's not being disgusting...Jordan giggles Jeff says "oh you meant the other one" Kalia says at this moment she meant the other one, at least he has the option, some of them are in bed without their others... Jeff says "so you did mean that one" Kalia says no, she literally meant the other one, she loves having her hair/head massaged, it makes her fall asleep like a little dog... Jeff says that they don't do anything anyways, so it makes it worse Kalia says well that's the head I was speaking of except for the "code" Jeff says alright we know what's up...."fu**ing cobwebs" LOL JeJo & Kalia talk about BB11 3:02 - 3:08 AM Jeff, Jordan and Kalia continue chatting...Jeff sings the Man in a Banana Suit song which gets them talking about Casey, Laura and their season...Kalia never saw the whole season, they fill her in...Jeff says he hasn't watched his season yet but he wants to go back and watch it along with this one... JeJo blanket banter/tense goodnight 3:10 - 3:16 AM Jeff and Jordan are chatting in bed still...they start bantering about the blanket situation and how they were each irritated with each other over blanket hogging...Jeff starts getting a little loud about it...Kalia says they're funny, didn't have the separate blanket thing going on?...Jordan says she has her HN blanket now...Jeff can't believe that she wants to sleep with that itchy blanket, he says "I love sleeping with steel wool" They talk about the blankets some more, Jeff swears there's another grey blanket around, he can't find it, he messes up the whole duvet, gets frustrated with it and says he has to pee, he leaves...Jordan pushes the duvet a little bit back, snuggles inside her HN blanket and her and Kalia say goodnight... Jeff returns just after the 3:14am mark...Jeff mumbles something about the condom being all balled up...no response...he whispers "hey"...Jordan hmm's...Jeff asks if they fell asleep...Kalia says story time...Jeff asks if it's officially over...Jordan asks the time and Jeff says 3:16...Jordan says "are you serious?"... Jeff gets a little flustered with the duvet being all twisted and asks "what's going on here? did you put this thing fu**ing inside out?"...Jordan raises her voice and says "no I didn't! you're the one that messed with it"...Jeff says "because it was upside down"...Jordan in raised voice again says "I didn't touch it! do you see that I'm wrapped in my blanket?"...Jeff looks back and asks who she's screaming at? it's 3:16 in the morning, what's wrong with her, goodnight! crabby..Jordan says goodnight...Jeff says "geez you stay on your half today"...Jordan says "I always do"...Jeff says he doesn't want her sneaking over...Jordan says she never does because he pushes her away...Jeff says it's because he's sleeping and she plays with his belly button, it gives him a stomach ache...Kalia giggles...Jordan moves and Jeff says "where you going?"...Jordan says to her corner...Jeff starts to crack a joke about coming in her belly button but doesn't...they all giggle...Jeff turns to his side and they try to go to sleep... Jordan is a little cranky 12:21 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen...Jeff is finishing up his breakfast/lunch...Jordan is just starting getting hers ready...Jordan is being really quiet...Jeff goes over to the sink to wash his dishes...Jordan hovers around Jeff and then moves in beside him to fill her cup with water...Jeff says "Ello love" ♥ Jordan barely says hello... Jeff says "love, you're a little cranky so if I'm a little standoffish that's why ok?"...Jordan says "that's fine"...Jeff says "so don't be mad, I'm giving you your Jordan time"...Jordan says "k"... You gonna walk love? 4:47 PM Jeff and Jordan come outside...Jordan is allowed to wear sneakers with her unitard so she can workout...Jeff wanders over to an open area to stretch and Jordan walks by him...Jeff says "you gonna walk love ♥?"...Jordan mmm's...Jeff says "I'll walk with you, let's stretch"... As Jeff stretches he and Brendon share a cute story about how they have the same clothes and are twins in there...Porsche brings up that Brendon probably has Jeff's underwear then...they tell her that he actually did have the underwear, it was mixed in his clothes and he threw them out the morning he came back into the house JeJo workout/hug 4:51 - 5:33 PM Jeff and Jordan get ready to work out/walk/jog together...Jeff yells out "ready love?" ♥ and off they go...they alternate between walking and jogging, sometimes walking in circles together, sometimes walking and running in opposite directions... Clean the what? 5:41 PM Jeff and Jordan are working out...Jordan is doing weights as is Jeff...Jordan puts her tutu back on for fear BB is going to get mad at her for not wearing it, she will take it off when she's sitting because it gets in the way...Jordan does a little twist dance and then continues doing squats... Jeff says "you're going to have to clean the chocha out of that" LOL Jeff laughs, Jordan breaks concentration and laughs... She drops her weight...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "why do you have to do that? I was being serious...you're so nasty"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "why would you say that?"...Jeff says "because" Jordan says that is so gross...they giggle...back to working out again with random celebrity talk... Jeff & Jordan are normal/what works for them 6:25 - 6:32 PM Jeff is preparing dinner, Jordan is helping...Brendon is eating...Rachel is in the bathroom...Jordan says to Brendon "you're eating 4 of them?"...Brendon says that Rachel will have some of them...Jordan says she was about to say "man you can eat"...Brendon says he can... Jordan says "have y'all always shared plates?"...Brendon says "uhh, no" Jeff wants to know more, he says "when you did you come onto this profound idea?" Rachel says when it became easier to prepare a plate than wash a bunch of dishes that night...Brendon says that's true...Jordan says "what about paper plates?"...Rachel says they're too expensive...Jordan asks "are they?"...Brendon says he doesn't use them...Rachel says they're on a budget...Brendon says that's lazy...Jeff says it's bad for the economy (environment Jeff 😉 )...they laugh realizing he should have said environment, they say it's bad for somebody except the guy selling them... Rachel says they share everything, they might as well share a plate, right Brendon?...Brendon says yeah but if they're going to have dinner, they'll have 2 plates but not if it's something small... Rachel sits down to eat and says "I'm surprised you guys don't share plates"...Jeff says "you're surprised we don't?"...Rachel mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "I think not sharing is normal, you're abnormal" Rachel says when Brendon makes a bunch of eggs in the morning it's just easier for her to eat off of his plate...Jordan says that if she was sharing off Jeff's plate, she's not saying she's gross or anything, she would get kinda grossed out, wouldn't Jeff get grossed out?... Jeff says "yeah, I don't like people eating off my plate, I'll make you some, eat on your own plate...I think a lot of people will feel the same"...Brendon says to not get him wrong, there are people he wouldn't want eating off his plate...Rachel says "we share everything" Jeff says yeah, he'd rather they get a plate and get their own, he'll give them whatever they want, eating with the same fork (etc)...Rachel says they each have their own fork...Brendon says he does get arm room... Jeff says "listen, here's the answer, sharing plates is stupid, how's that? short & sweet"...Rachel says she sees what he means...Jeff says if it works for them (more power to them)...Brendon says they're life lessons by Jeff... Rachel asks "you guys don't share drinks either huh?"...Jordan says nooo...Jeff says they don't even like the same things so why would they share, Jeff doesn't want a salty sandwich ball (?? lol) plus Jordan likes tomatoes and salt...Rachel loves that too...Jeff says they can share a plate then... Jeff teases Jordan saying she can share..."Johrdan?"...Jordan doesn't respond...Jeff says he's been getting on her nerves lately...Jordan says no, he hasn't, not at all...Jeff says "really? how about now?"...Jordan giggles and says no...Jordan says she knows she's getting on his...Jeff says no, she's not... Brenchel start talking about not getting on each other's nerves, Brendon only sees Rachel at night...Jordan says her and Jeff don't see each other every day...Jordan says "we get...ummm"...she gets distracted and drops it...Jeff goes back to it, he says "like I said if it works for you guys, who cares what other people think...what works for us probably isn't your guy's cup of tea"...Rachel says yeah...Jeff says "different strokes for different folks" Rachel says since they don't eat the same food, do they have to cook twice or what?....Jeff says "no, she eats what I cook"...Jeff explains he'll cook what she likes, he won't cook fish and says "have fun tonight", he'll cook what she want..."giving is sharing" Butter knife kisses/sweaty butt grab 6:37 PM Jeff is in the kitchen preparing dinner...Jordan comes over to where Jeff is and Jeff says "steaks tonight love? ♥ ...Jordan leans forward for a kiss and Jeff obliges... Jordan turns away and Jeff teases her with the butter knife saying "don't walk away like that"...Jordan ahh's and says "don't point that knife at me"...she hugs Jeff and kisses Jeff's cheek while Jeff says "it's not sharp enough to kill you"... Jeff says he was just teaching her a lesson...Jordan says "give me a hug" and Jeff does with an added kiss... Jordan gives Jeff a big hug and squeeze with a butt squeeze for added measure... Jeff says "love ♥ !"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "is my butt sweaty?"...Jordan laughs... Jeff shower - what’s up love? 7:33 PM Jeff is showering, Jordan is keeping him company on the lounger...Jeff says "what's up love ♥ ?"...Jordan says "nothing"...Jeff says "what's new in the neighborhood?"...Jordan says "I'm pooped"...Jeff asks why?...Jordan says it's from working out, she's lazy...Jeff says "me too"...Jordan says "tomorrow is Tuesday"...Jeff says yep… Jeff smells manly/massage invite 7:37 - 7:40 PM Jeff is finishing up showering...Jordan is drying her hair...Jeff comes out of the shower and fixes his hair...Jordan talks about Jeff's cologne and says it smells so good, so manly...Jeff says "summer man"...Jordan giggles and says "just like your summer jam"...Jeff says "summer jam and summer man...and my man band...you love it" Jordan says "you do"...Jeff can't wait to go get a real haircut...Jordan asks if he wants to do it when they get out of there?...Jeff wants to go get a massage...Jordan says ok...palm trees... Jordan says "who are we inviting?"...Jeff smiles and points to him and Jordan and Jordan giggles ...and then says "no, my buddies, Big Serge"...Jordan asks who's that?...Jeff says "my LA buddies, Donavon for sure"...palm trees... Don’t want to leave the princess waiting 8:24 PM Jordan and Dani are outside talking on the couches in the BY...Jeff is grilling something for Jordan...Porsche comes outside and they chat...Jordan turns back and asks Jeff "Jeff, are they almost done?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan says "just checking"...Jeff says "uh, I don't want to leave the princess waiting" ...Jordan giggles… Jeff sits by Jordan 10:04 PM Jeff and Jordan are sitting outside on the couches in the BY...Jeff on the couch, Jordan on the ottoman...they're discussing food challenges...Dani comes outside to eat and Jeff gets up for her, tells her to sit down...Dani sits on the other couch instead and Rachel who has also come out sits where Jeff was...as they discuss the cinnamon tsp challenge Jeff sits over by Jordan… JeJo coke float 10:16 PM Jordan makes a coke float and comes outside to eat it...everyone is envious because it looks so good...Jordan asks Jeff if he wants a bite?...Jeff looks at her/it sweetly and says "ok"...Jordan says "really?" and feeds him a spoonful ♥ the others awww and say they're cute… Kitchen hug train/Chicago hot tubs 10:22 - 10:24 PM Jordan comes inside to wash out her cups and utensils...Jeff calls out from the bathroom "love ♥!...what are you doing?"...Jordan who is looking into the fridge says "nothing I just ate that"...Jeff says "more snackies?"...Jordan says "I know I gotta quit, tonight's my last night and then I gotta quit cuz I can't gain a whole bunch of weight"...Jeff looks into the freezer saying he could eat a coke pop...Jordan says there's a frozen cookie dough, to eat some...Jeff says the almond M&M's were jammin'...Jordan asks if Jeff is hungry or is he just bored?...Jeff says bored... Jeff turns to walk and Jordan hugs him from behind as they continue walking together... Jordan says she's about to put her feet in the hot tub...Jeff says "that's a surprise"...Jordan says "I know, I need to just go get me a hot tub, I'm like obsessed"... Jeff says he looks tan, it's the shirt...Jordan lets go and says "in Chicago is it too cold in like the winter time to even have a hot tub cuz it'll freeze?"...Jeff opens the door for Jordan to go out first and says "no, you just keep it on, why would it freeze?"...Jeff says "why, why do you ask?"...Jordan looks back giggling and Jeff laughs, she says "ahh, don't start" giggle... Kitchen hug/like our late night talks 11:38 PM Feeds switch to the kitchen where Jordan and Jeff are...they are both reaching out to hug each other...they hug...and Jordan's spinning cap falls off...Jeff picks it up for Jordan and she says "thank you"...Jeff asks how was her diary?...Jordan says "you know how it is, they get you thinking"... Jeff says "about what? Shelly?"...Jordan says "just everything"...Jeff says "when did her and Daniele become so tight?"...Jordan asks if anyone is in there?...Jeff looks around and says "I hope not"...they head outside...Jordan says she's kind of tired but you know how they had that late night talk? I like those...Jeff says "me too"...Jordan says she's getting sleepy so she doesn't know if she'll be able to last...they each head their respective ways...

July 25 Big hug in the RR 10:02am Jeff is laying down in his RR bed, he has been there for awhile and seems to be waiting on Jordan to come in the room, she finally comes and sits herself down on Nat's bed...Jeff gets up and gives her a great big hug out of the blue. Cute! 😀 Jordan says "hey" and then trips him as he walks by her 😛 Whats up in the RR 10:07-10:08am After the big hug in the RR, Jeff changes into his Aurora shirt and sits on Nat's bed to put on his socks & sneakers...he then leans back, rubs Jordan's leg and gives her one of those looks  , she rubs his face and asks what's up? Jeff says "nothin', what's up?" Jordan says "nothin"...Jeff asks if she is crabby again today, lol...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says he doesn't know. Jeff says he doesn't like her...Jordan says "K", Jeff gives her another look and waves bye. Jeff leaves… Jordan - I keep smelling tuna 11:04-11:14am Jeff lays down with Jordan in the SS room right after he has finished eating tuna. He thinks candies will mask the smell but Jordan calls him on it. Jeff says that he didn't want to brush his teeth because he just had tuna but knew he had to do something because he wanted to find Jordan so he ate the candies. Cute little interaction. Foot massage 1:09-1:11pm Jeff is giving Jordan a foot massage while she is laying down. Jordan squeals, Jeff asks if it hurts?...Jordan says yeah, he pushes really hard...Jeff says "a massage?"...Jordan says not so hard. Jeff then says he is so bored and lays back next to Jordan...Jordan who has been pissy all morning, immediately makes it seem like Jeff is imposing, she awkwardly reaches for her mic...Jeff gets up saying for her to just lay there, he doesn't want to squish her...he gets in Natalie's bed...Jordan says she matches the sheets and then points out to Jeff that the people in the HN room can hear them through that hole...Jeff says he never knew that...Jordan says it's wide open… Jordan is moody in the RR 1:16-1:23pm The tense chatting continues with Jeff in Natalie's bed, Jordan in Jeff's bed... Jordan asks if he slept good?...Jeff says he fell asleep right away...Jordan makes a catty sound...Jeff says why does everyone think when he talks he's pissed?...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says he fell asleep pretty quick, when you get in a comfortable bed with comfortable blankets, forget it...Jordan half giggles...SILENCE Jordan whispers something to Jeff, he says he doesn't know about it and Jordan harumphs...Casey comes in wondering where everyone is?...Jeff tells him...they joke around about them maybe one day winning HOH and seeing how the other half lives...as Casey goes into the SS room Jeff says to Jordan "turn that  frown upside down, what do you want?"... Jordan doesn't respond...Jeff says "if I get 10G's to make you stay, I'm gonna be pissed off at you"...Jordan snarkily says to take it...Jeff says he thinks he's gonna...they start whispering inaudibly...Casey comes back in the RR and Jeff tells him that Jordan thinks there's another plan (smart girl!)...Casey says he doesn't but what does he know...Jeff says exactly...Casey leaves...Jeff says "he'd (Jessie) f**k himself if there was" Jordan stresses how important the next HOH competition is...Jeff says "big time"...Jordan says it's because the 4th person out is the last out before jury house...Jeff knows saying next week is huge, one of them (J/J/C/M) has to win it...Jeff whispers that he doesn't trust Michele at all...Jordan says "but she still is with us"...Jeff whispers he doesn't think so, that she's a liar and then Jeff starts making fun of Michele and her stupid giggles at everything he says. They give each other a look and Jeff starts laughing...Jordan shoots him another look to which Jeff who is getting frustrated with her moodiness & stress about the POV comp responds "how bout this, you just take control of your destiny and win and show everybody what's up"...Jordan says “do you think I’m a terrible competer?”...Jeff says with a straight face “no I don’t! I don’t think you’re a terrible competer” Jeff cracks up, Jordan laughs...Jeff says “terrible competitor, I don’t know...but competer, you’re great at”  Jordan says “I think you’re lying” Russell walks in complaining about how he can’t take being locked in anymore, it’s been 3 days, he doesn’t know how Jeff’s doing it, he lays down in his bed...Jeff says complaining about it just makes it worse...Jordan says she tried to sleep, she would think they would be going out there soon...Jeff thinks so too, he says there are a lot of worse places he wouldn’t want to be, they could be on the side of the road with a flat tire in 100 degree weather on your way to a meeting, now that’s stress. Jordan giggles and says she thinks this might have happened to Jeff because it sounds so realistic...Russell says something similar happened to him just recently with his car...they talk about that and Jeff does a little rap...Jordan gives Jeff yet another look and Jeff says he’s sick of her always judging him from over there... Russell & Jeff discuss their cars, specifically Jeff’s Camry, they discuss the mileage on them...Jordan says her car is a Honda Civic and has low mileage...Jordan talks about her brother’s car and the good deal he got on it, she says it’s real loud and makes a loud vrrooom sound...Russell asks her again how it sounds?...she repeats...Jeff asks her how her car sounds and an annoyed Jordan won’t fall for the little game, she says it sounds how a normal car sounds...Jeff throws a pillow at her, gets up and says “win your own veto!"😨 Jeff grabs his water, starts to walk away but then walks back to get his shoes and notices the camera following him so he walks back and forth, he stops near Jordan and Jordan lifts her foot and makes that whimpering noise to get Jeff to rub her foot again...Jeff says “don’t touch me” and pretends he’s going to spill water on her...Jeff shakes his head at Jordan and walks away saying “I’ve got to find some excitement or something”. Jordan immediately gets up telling Russell she is bored too, she tells Russell to scoot over, she’s going to get in bed with him (IMO Jordan was obviously pissed at Jeff especially with what he had just said and/or she was just moody in general since the morning so she immediately decides to do the thing that she knows will get to Jeff the most and/or she was trying to get on Russell's good side to influence him to help keep her in case she didn't win veto. Interestingly enough Jeff & Jordan had their first big tiff the following night because of her keeping something from Jeff that Russell told her not to tell Jeff) Jordan goes back to get a pillow and tells someone unseen in the hallway that she’s getting in the bed with Russell (I think it was Jeff)...Russell says “hmm, was that Jeff?” but before she has a chance to answer, the feeds go to trivia for the Veto comp. We’ll never know if she did get in bed with Russell, this is a screencap from the CBS show where Jessie was coming out of the DR to call everyone to pick players for the POV comp. You’re good in other ways Jordan 6:42pm Jordan is eating dinner alone at the kitchen table. Jeff approaches and tells her that she had a long session huh? (in the DR)...he walks by her and squeezes her neck/shoulder...he sits down facing her...Jordan says "what's up?"...Jeff says "nothing, what's up?"...Jordan says nothing and says he looked like he was mad...Jeff bends his head down and say no, he's just bored...Jordan rubs his head briefly… Jeff looks at Jordan and says "you mad about today?"...Jordan is silent but frowns...Jeff smiles and says she didn't do good, he didn't do good either...Jordan says "do I ever do good?"...Jeff smiles and says "yes...you do good Jordan...you're good in other ways, don't worry about it"...Jordan laments her performance, Jeff says it's easy to say afterwards...Jeff gets up and they start discussing the numbers they got in the comp...Kevin arrives on the scene and the convo shifts… JJ to the GR to talk it out 7:01-7:19pm Jeff & Jordan finish cleaning up in the kitchen & decide to go into the GR to lay down and talk. At first they lay opposite each other and are quiet then Jordan asks what Jeff is looking at? Jeff says her dirty socks. Jeff covers her feet up with a pillow and he smiles...she has a concerned look on her face and Jeff asks "what's wrong with you?"...Jordan shrugs and says "nothin"...Jeff says "liar"...Jordan says she kind of has a headache... Jeff says "what else?"...Jordan says nothing, she wishes she would have won (the pig veto)...Jeff says "you tried your best right?" and smiles...Jordan says mmm, hmm and then asks why Jeff is smirking...Jeff says he's smiling and she did her best, that's all she could do, the comp was a lot of luck, it wasn't that she did bad, it was the numbers you grabbed...Jordan explains the numbers she grabbed and how the comp went for her...Jeff says he kept grabbing 5's & 4's & 6's, Jeff says he panicked with time, he could have done better, he couldn't find the 7's, 8's & 9's. Jeff talks about how silly he looked in the pig costume and Jordan laughs...they then both laugh about Michele and how she faceplanted, Jeff says that was the best...they crack up...Jeff says they are going to replay it, it was great....Jeff says "what if that was you?"...Jordan says he would have laughed...Jeff says he would have died...they keep giggling about Michele...Jeff touches Jordan's leg...Jordan tells him she has dry skin, to ignore it...Jeff holds her leg... Jordan is worried about the plan not going through (putting up Ronnie as replacement)...Jeff says not to worry, it will, he hopes, he knows Jordan would feel safer if she was off the block...Jordan says she is sleepy, she wonders if BB will open up the BY tonight, she says she wants to get her tan on...Jeff says tanning is over for today...Jordan says for tomorrow...Jeff says he knows, it will be open tomorrow...Jordan says Jeff is getting irritated with her. Jordan says "you know how funny we're going to look on TV with the pink spandex?"...Jeff says like idiots, it doesn't matter at this point...they talk about how the comp went and if Jordan ever wiped out...Jordan makes the whiny, massage me sound and asks Jeff to rub her feet...Cam switches off them briefly but audio is heard...Jeff says "did you look at them? that doesn't help?" ...Jordan laughs...meanwhile Jordan takes off her socks... Cam switches back to them...Jordan says if it bothers Jeff so much (about her dry feet) go get some lotion...Jeff says he never said it bothered him, who is she getting loud with? he laughed...Jordan makes a face and Jeff says "ai, ai, ai!"...Jeff has an eye twitch and points it out, Jordan didn't see it...Jeff says it's over. Lydia is heard from the kitchen and Jeff whispers that she gets on his nerves, her voice today during the competition. Jeff says how is it that Jessie stays up in the HOH room laying down with Natalie on one side and Lydia on the other...Jordan doesn't know...Jordan puts her socks back on and doesn't think they are that dirty...Jeff asks if she's seen them? and he holds it up for her...(they are filthy LOL)...Jordan asks that he put the sock back on and he does. Jeff says "you did good today, you did"...Jordan says thanks...Natalie comes by and they chit chat...Jordan sighs and says "oh man Jeff"...Jordan says "come lay down here"...Jeff says "by you?"...Jordan says yes...Jeff does and lays face down...Jordan does her customary patting but starts rubbing his back a little...Jeff says "you're rubbing my back? without me even asking you?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jordan says her hands are drying from doing dishes...Jeff offers to get lotion and leaves to get some from the bathroom. Jeff returns with the lotion and spreads some on Jordan's legs saying to get those ashy legs...Jordan is embarrassed and says for Jeff to quit looking at her ashy legs...Jeff says her scales? he's just joking, they're not that bad, just dry...Jeff says he hates dry skin...Jordan says she can tell...Jeff smiles and laughs... They complain the lotion isn't that good and doesn't sink in...Jordan points out her "roll" of fat...Jeff says "jelly donut?"...Jordan says she would like to eat some cookie dough...Jeff points out how gross it was wearing the pig costume, you could see everything in that thing...Jordan says you could see your pee-pees in them...Jeff says their fatsies, pee-pees, everythingzees... Jeff and Jordan lay back down facing each other with their faces very close together...Jeff giggles...Jordan gets shy about being so close & not having brushed her teeth, Jeff hasn't either...Jordan flicks something off of Jeff's eye area and Jeff asks if it's dry skin or a booger...Jordan doesn't know but doesn't think it's a booger...Jeff wonders how a booger could get up there...they giggle...Jordan says maybe it flew up there...Jeff says no, unless it was a boomerang booger...Jeff says they're getting silly...they get quiet and close their eyes...Jeff sneaks a peek at Jordan and then sweetly picks some skin off her nose. 😊 Jordan touches her leg to Jeff's and Jeff puts his hand on Jordan's thigh... Jeff says he hopes everything goes...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says "why what? everything goes according to plan..."...Jordan says but why would he say that?...Jordan gets nervous about Jeff touching her leg so she touches Jeff's hand and holds his thumb ☺️ Jeff says he hopes it does, it's what he wants, it's what he's thinking about...Jordan says she thought Jeff talked to Jessie and he changed his mind...Jeff says no, he would tell her...Jeff says her, him or Casey has to win HOH or else they'll be in trouble...Jordan agrees...Jeff looks at Jordan sweetly & worriedly...Jordan says Jeff came close to winning HOH...Jeff says he would have won today if he had picked a 5 but it's what if, what if...Jeff looks at Jordan again...Jeff while putting Jordan's shirt strap in place says that everybody wins some time and Thursday will be her day...Jordan says hopefully...Jordan says she has to give another speech again...Jeff says he has to give another fu**ing goodbye message...Jordan says it better be really good...Jeff says that or it will be like, listen this is the 10th one, I don't even care what happens now LOL...Jordan whines and says it's got to be good, what did he say on hers...feeds  switch... SS Room chat - What a struggle it is for us 7:26-7:36pm Feeds switch to J&J in the SS room, they are laying in bed. Jeff is saying that it's the second time he's heard someone saying that...Jordan says "what I just told you?"...Jeff says someone told him that too...Jordan says "shut up"...Jeff says he swears to God, he thinks Casey told him that someone said they just wanted to get to the jury house,  they don't care what happens and Jeff thought, cool, cuz right when you go to the jury house, I'll throw you out cuz he wants to win. Jordan says that her, Casey or Jeff has to win HOH next week or they're done, Jeff agrees. Jordan says if not, it's either her or Casey going...Jeff says "or me"...Jordan says if one of Jeff's teammates wins...Jeff says but if they don't, he's going up. Jordan thinks Michele might win because she's good at questions...Jeff thinks Jordan will win because the bottom goes to the top in this game, everyone is looking down on you and so just step up and win, she's going to have a positive attitude now and she's going to feel like she's going to win right?...Jordan mmm, hmm's. Jeff says to not worry about it, if Ronnie goes up tomorrow which he should, she's fine...Jordan mmm, hmm's and says she hopes she doesn't go up again. Jeff says if Kevin wins he would put him up...Jordan thinks he would put her up too...Jeff says that Kevin doesn't talk to him, he thinks he's pissed at him for something...Jordan says Kevin doesn't talk to her at all, she's tried...Jeff says me too...they discuss who would put them up next week. Jeff thinks Lydia would put him up...Jordan says Jeff has to win it...Jeff knows...Jeff says if he wins this week he could put up whoever he wants. Jeff brings up Lydia and what she did to him the first week (when she cried with him and then badmouthed him to the others), how he got killed and everyone in the house was screaming at him, calling him names and shit but Natalie puts her up, nothing, Jessie f**ks around with Natalie right in front of her, nothing and she cooks Jessie dinner but he didn't say something and he gets fu**ing yelled at...he doesn't get it at all, he doesn't understand...she's crazy, she stays up until 6 in the morning and waits up all night so she can up to the HOH room to be with Jessie, she's fu**ing mental. Jeff goes over who would vote for Lydia if he put her up, Jeff wants Natalie out so he says one of them has to win... They get quiet and then Jordan turns herself to face Jeff...Jeff asks where she got that blanket...Jordan says she thinks it was in the GR before, she asks Jeff if he remembers how many pillows were originally in the GR before? Jeff says no...Jordan says me neither...they get quiet again...after a little while Jordan asks Jeff "what are you thinking about?"... Jeff says "nothing" then after pausing says "I'm thinking about what a struggle it is for us"😟 ...Jordan says "mmm, hmm"...Jeff says "it's like they can do no wrong and we have to fu**ing fight every week, how do you turn that around?"...Jeff says "in life nothing comes easy, they think they're riding easy street, that's not a good sign for them"  (Jordan would win! Yes Jeff!!) Jordan says she thinks once they make it to the jury house some of them won't care...Jeff says he is hoping for that but he has to get there first...Jordan says "I wanna win too"...Jeff says "oh man, if one of us could win"...Jordan says "that would be nice, I would like to see you win"...Jeff says "I would like to see you win" 🥰 Jordan says it's been Jessie, Ronnie and Jessie again, no one has made a move...Jeff says no one with a pair of balls has been HOH. Jordan rubs Jeff's chest and they get quiet again and the feeds switch... J&J have a good laugh over Casey’s banana suit 8:01-8:10pm Jeff & Jordan are laying down in the SS room bed, Casey comes in just after receiving his banana suit from the DR. They crack up laughing while trying to not make Casey feel too badly. Pretty funny stuff.