October 3 JeJo attend a wedding together in Charlotte

September 18 JeJo appear on the Bonnie Hunt Show

October 9 JeJo at a BB party at Nonna Silvia's restaurant with Jeff's friends (Interesting note - Jordan said on the Jeff and Jordan TV YouTube channel that this was the time that Jeff first told Jordan he loved her ♥️♥️♥️)

December 31 JeJo spend their first New Years Eve in Chicago

October 4 JeJo at Jordan's dad's house at the lake in NC

January 5 JeJo skating in Chicago

August 11 Jordan sitting on Jeff’s lap 1:02-1:05am Jordan has been sleeping, it's ultra late... Jordan is sitting on the kitchen counter, gets off and goes over to where Jeff is sitting at the kitchen table and sits on his lap. He squeezes her and gives her a kiss on her back :) Jeff says she smells like coffee kinda, lol, Jordan says she hasn't showered, it's from laying out today. Jeff tells her she's never going to go to bed tonight...Jordan says she will. Chatter about talking loudly at night...Jordan says she's loud at night...Jeff says she gets louder as the night goes on. Chatter about the playdoh creations...Jeff says he loves his little stuff...Jordan says she knows, he's so proud of it. Jordan tells Jeff she wants to go lay down...Jeff is surprised, he says he'll go lay down, Jordan says she's going to go get ready. Jeff squeezes her once more for good measure before she gets up JeJo late night talk - Dream, Bees & Farts 1:14-1:29am Another one of Jeff & Jordan's late night/early morning talks amongst lots of hugging and cuddling and giggling... Jeff and Jordan go to bed..they both complain about their backs...Jordan mentions that when the lights went off earlier in the room, the window (where they can see into behind the scenes) looked creepy, thinking someone was walking by, it was scary...Jordan says my bad, she didn't work out tonight but she'll do it tomorrow morning...Jeff says he did...Jordan asks if he feels better?...Jeff says he does actually, he didn't know that Jordan went to sleep (earlier that night), he didn't know where she was...Jordan says "so you had to come find me?"... Jeff says "yeah, I'm lost" awww ♥️ Jeff touches Jordan and says "am I cold?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says he wanted to wake Jordan up because it was 9, he didn't know or think she was going to sleep through the night...Jordan says she was trying to but here you can't...Jeff says the naps he take after 5, he sleeps like a rock...Jordan says she was going to wake him up but she didn't...Jeff says he only slept 2 hours...Jordan says she had just started cooking 30 mins before Jeff woke up and she thought she better wake him up because he'd oversleep...Jeff says it was the best nap especially when you're in the HN room and then you get a real bed, then it's like boom. Jeff says even when he comes into the SS room in the morning, he's right out...Jordan giggles saying Jeff always has his hood on saying scoot over...Jeff says he doesn't want her getting pissed...Jordan says she doesn't get mad...Jeff says to expect it tomorrow morning too...Jordan knows and says her and Laura did the same going immediately into the GR to sleep. Cute moment when Jordan says that Laura was in her dream, does Jeff want to hear about it?...Jeff says "of course" :) Jordan says normally she dreams about outside the BB house but lately dreams she's inside the house, is that weird? does Jeff do that?...Jeff says it's because that's her world right now, he knows what she means though... Jordan recounts the dream, she says that Laura came back to the BB house and everyone was mad, she came back with a vengeance, she was evil...Jeff laughs saying "with a vengeance" ;) Jordan says she thought, oh no, she's back, what's she going to do? she knew she had to get rid of Laura and on top of that she was evil and devious, her and Jeff were talking to Laura and Laura says she was close to Jessie, telling him she always liked him and Jordan was like what??...Jeff asks if they did it? LOL Jordan says Laura and Jessie were close, they were dating, like a couple and noms came, Laura was HOH and she put Jordan up and Jordan said "you bitch!"...they giggle...Laura was mad at Jordan for not helping her last time and she told Jordan that she had to go before her, she was sitting in the green chair and that's all she remembered of the dream...Jeff says at least Jordan wasn't evicted... Jordan says it's weird, she asks Jeff to guess what Laura was wearing when she came back?...Jeff says "a red dress"...Jordan says "yes, how did you know?"...Jeff says "because the devil wears red"...Jordan giggles...Russell (who is in the room) poots and Jordan calls him out LOL Jordan says that she told Jeff about the times she was up on the block she had dreams where Julie Chen says "you are evicted from the BB house" and it freaked her out...Jeff says that's where her mind was at, she can't think like that...Jordan knows but she was on the block...funny interaction here...Jeff, who is imitating how Julie talks to them on the live shows, says "Jordan?"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "you are evicted"...they giggle...Jeff laughs about her saying "what?" and says what if Julie Chen says "Jordan?" and she's like "what?"... Jeff laughs...Jordan says that's what Braden would do...Jeff says "the votes are in...Jordan?...what?"...they laugh. Jordan wonders if where they sit has anything to do with eviction or votes?...Jeff says no, not at all...Jeff says that's what he's going to do if he's evicted, they'll say "Jeff?" and he'll say "what?"...they laugh...Jeff says for sure, go out with one final joke and then bust a window open...feeds go to fish... They return with Jordan talking about something being crooked and her wearing them for 9 months (?)...Jordan says they need to capture all the bugs they can find, put them in a jar and throw them into the spiderweb, they'd be so happy...Jeff says he saved a dead bee today...Jordan says "you saved it? how did you save it?"...Jeff says he put it on the ledge...Jordan laughs...Jeff asks if she thought he was going to make a memorial for it?...Jordan realizes what Jeff meant...Jeff says no, what did she think he was catching bees outside?...Jordan laughs saying it was already dead...Jeff says he said he saved a dead bee...Jordan didn't hear that part...Jeff says "I resuscitated it?"...they laugh...Jeff says he brought it back to life, he squeezed it's little body, he did CPR LOL 🐝 Jordan brings up the night she got the bee stinger in her toe...Jeff asks if it was Braden who took it out?...Jordan says yes! aww, he doctored her...and Jeff just sat there!...Jeff says no, he didn't (yeah he did lol)...Jordan says she's just kidding...Jeff grabs/pinches Jordan somewhere which makes her laugh/hurt...they rustle around...she ow's...Jeff says "Jayeff"...Jordan says her sister used to pinch her like that...Jeff says that the back of your arm or leg really hurts (when pinched)...Jordan agrees but asks Jeff not to do that...Jeff won't...Jordan asks why it hurts?...Jeff doesn't know...he cuddles Jordan and pinches her saying "how about that?" LOL Jeff says it fu**ing kills back there, they'll do it tomorrow...Jordan say no then ow's...Jordan says Jeff's on a pinching spree...Jeff giggles. Jordan says she shouldn't have eaten that cookie, it was so good though, she's been better not eating cookie dough...Jeff says it's the same as eating cookies...Jordan disagrees and reminds Jeff to not talk about that...Jordan is about to fart, she warns Jeff...Jeff tells her to do it "over there" away from him...Jordan farts a semi-silent one ...Jeff eww's and Jordan giggles...Jeff says it was a little gasser, it's gonna reek, eww gross!...Jeff who is still under cover asks if it reeks?...Jordan giggles saying she doesn't smell it...Jeff says he doesn't want to smell it...Jordan asks why? (umm is she serious? lol)...Jeff says he gets grossed out...Jordan laughs saying Jeff poots all the time...Jeff says he's a guy (umm that's a lame reason Jeff lol)...Jordan asks if he gets grossed out when girls poot?...Jeff says yeah if it fu**ing makes him want to throw up, it's pretty gross...they keep laughing... Jeff doesn't care if she farts but he doesn't want it reeking up for 10 minutes...Jordan keeps laughing...Jordan says he'll get grossed out?...Jeff says that if his girlfriend 😉 farted like Russell, he'd fu**ing break up with her ...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says he's just kidding... Jordan says "I remember the first time I heard you fart"...Jeff says "you do? that's romantic"...Jordan laughs and says she thought eww, she thought it was weird but not now...Jeff says he does it 50x a day...Jordan says guys are gassier though...Jeff says nobody cares while cuddling up closer to Jordan...feeds go to fish… JeJo late night talk - Jordan’s home life 1:49-2:26am (I think during this conversation Jeff fell for Jordan even a little harder than he already had...) Feeds return to JeJo with Jeff and Jordan talking about popping zits in the mirror and being scared by people behind the mirror LOL...they get quiet and then Jeff asks Jordan to tell him another story...Jordan tries to think of one...Jeff is thinking of a game they can play...Jordan mentions how it would be scary if BB did a Hallowe'en theme...Jeff mistakenly thinks they will be in the house for Hallowe'en...Jordan says they won't be...Jeff snaps out it and says yeah, yeah, they're not, nevermind...Jordan says BB told them the latest they would be there was Sept. 25th... Jordan says her dad's bday is Sept. 20...Jeff says if Jordan is there long enough BB will probably fly her dad out...Jordan says what if her mom comes too? her parents hate each other...Jeff asks if they can't even get along for them?...Jordan hums no...Jeff says "oh really?"...Jordan hums no, says she hates him...Jeff says "oh f**k, I didn't know that, I thought they were good for you guys"...Jordan says no, they'd start fighting, they haven't seen each other in 2 years... the feeds go to fish... They return with Jordan talking about her dad dressing like Tommy Bahama...Jeff says his brother loves that, he loves the Hawaiian look...Jordan continues describing her dad's style, she says that when he was skinnier he looks like Alec Baldwin, she could see that before, not now though, her dad got excited one time when two girls told him he looked like Alec Baldwin, she heard that story so many times...Jeff giggles about that...Jeff asks if Jordan was mad at him at any point?...Jordan says oh yeah, she was pissed! Jeff asks about Peyton and her dad...Jordan says he hates their dad and hasn’t talked to him in 2 years...Jeff says "come on!"...Jordan swears to God...Jeff asks about her sister?...Jordan says her sister does, she's the closest to their dad and she's sensitive about him...Jordan says she's in the middle...Jeff says Jordan is the closest to her mom?...Jordan says omg, yeah but her mom and brother are BFF too, her sister and dad are more BFF but she's close to her mom too...Jordan goes on to describe their family dynamic and what happened to cause the break up of her mom and dad's marriage...Jeff cuddles into Jordan listening to her opening up to him, he takes it all in... Feeds come back to Jordan continuing talking about the breakdown in her parent's marriage...Just after 2am Jeff gets up to get the glass of water he left outside on the dresser...he settles back into bed and keeps listening to Jordan talk about her dad's change in behavior...Jordan talks about how her dad lost his job, she doesn't know the real reason, he's a mystery, after that her dad changed...Jordan says on her 21st birthday they found out they were being kicked out of their house, her dad hadn't been paying the mortgage 😟 Jordan keeps explaining their home/financial situation...Jeff is in disbelief hearing all of this...Jordan says the house went into foreclosure...Jeff says wtf?...Jordan says they lost everything...Jordan voices her suspicions about her dad being on drugs...Jeff says he was thinking the same thing...Jordan says she hopes they don't show all of this, her dad would kill her...brief fish LOL...Jordan starts talking about lawyers and FISH again... Jordan says she had to work extra jobs plus she knew she wanted her boobs done so bad, she was set on getting it, she told her dad she was doing it and he didn't believe she could afford it...Jeff says "you saved up all yourself and did it? that's awesome"...Jordan says she worked 7 days a week, she says she knew she wanted them so bad and it made her so determined to get them, she's like that...Jordan says she helped her mom out but now since her boobs are done, she can really help her out even more...Jeff says that's good...Jordan says she caught her mom crying and tried to pep talk her, everything happens for a reason... Jordan goes on to say that right before Jordan was recruited for the show, her mom was so down, Jordan knew she had to get done with school, her brother won't be able to go to school because of his learning disability, he needs to find his niche...FISH... Jordan says her mom was crying about everything and shortly after someone came up to Jordan and asked her about BB, she didn't take the offer serious from day one, she thought yeah right, even after she came out to LA the first time she thought there were so many people she'd never make it but she did! 😊 Jordan says everything does happen for a reason and she tries to stay positive even after the times in the house where things looked bleak because the person who wins isn't always the most athletic or the smartest, it's luck too, it depends on things, there's strategy too but you never know...Jeff says she's right, you don't...Jordan puts up a scenario, who knows they might make it to the final 2? she tries to see herself making it...Jeff says he always tells her positive things. Jordan gets a little tongue tied...Jeff says "that's nice, I'm glad you told me all this" :) ...Jordan says "that was an earful wasn't it?"...Jeff says "no! it's nice that you told me"...Jeff hugs Jordan putting his face near her armpit and Jordan giggles saying she's a little stinky... Super cute moment when Jordan says that she doesn't want her dad being mad at her...Jeff is hugging Jordan and asks why she's doing something with her stomach? (hard to hear)...Jordan says "nothing, I feel fat"...Jeff squeezes her saying "stop"....he reaches over her face to try to kiss her but Jordan denies him :( Jordan is worried what they will show...Jeff thinks they won't show anything, he hopes not...Jordan says her dad will be mad at her...Jeff says it would take a whole episode...Jordan doesn't want her dad being mad, she's starting to get along with him more now...Jeff asks if they talked before she came out there?...Jordan says the day she found out, she never talked to him but he texted her "good luck honey". Jeff says her grandparents bailed them out, she sounds forgiving of her dad now, she's had talks with him but she used to have a lot of anger towards him, that's why she rebelled years ago, she didn't care about anything, she was being so irresponsible, she cringes when thinking of the things she did, she doesn't do those things now, she doesn't have an addictive personality. Jordan says it definitely wakes you up and makes you realize things, it makes you a better person going through all of that, some of her friends have had an easy life compared to her and she would get so mad...Jeff says it makes you better...Jordan keeps talking about her family situation now...FISH... Jeff and Jordan talk about people doing drugs...Jordan says she knows people that do them and maintain a "normal" life...Jeff doesn't think anything good comes of it, he knows a ton of people that do them, "everyone" he knows does them...Jordan tells her mom that, she'd be surprised how many people do it and how easy it is to get it, it's expensive...Jeff says yet another reason (to not do them)...they get quiet...then Jordan says her mom has been dating someone...Jeff says "really?"...Jordan says she loves him...Jeff asks how they met?...Jordan explains...FISH... When they come back Jeff cuddles into Jordan again...Jeff asks if it's weird seeing her mom with someone else?...Jordan says no, she's just happy for her, her sister doesn't like it but Jordan told her she can't be like that...Jeff says "that's cute Jordan, you're a good person"...Jordan says "thanks"...Jordan asks if Jeff has any good stories? she just old him an hour's worth...Jeff says "mmmm, that's nice, well not nice but you know what I mean"...Jordan says it's basically her life story in 2 years...they spoon and cuddle getting ready for more stories... JJLNT - Best friends, technology & the internet 2:26-2:43am Jordan starts talking about her BFF she's had since 3rd grade, she's so funny, they do everything together but she started dating this...FISH...Jordan says her mom is the one from Louisiana, she cooks all that great food, there are 3 sisters, they went to Mardi Gras and everyone kept saying she looked like Kate Hudson...Jeff says "really? your friend? I like Kate Hudson, she's cute"...Jordan says she's cute and funny, she can't say her name...FISH... Jordan has another BFF that she calls Beezay, she's like a big ball of energy, she's been her friend since 9th grade, they met in SS and cheated off each other all the time, she's so dumb, she told her mom that she was relying on Jordan to get her through school...Jeff giggles over the irony saying good luck...Jordan knows, they giggle...Jordan says her friend (Megan) was so excited she was going to be on BB saying they could get their range rovers! was she going to buy her one?...Jeff says "Jesus" 😋 LOL Jordan says she has another friend Jesse that's really funny and sweet, she's a ball of energy too, she's works with her at the salon and she has another one, Brooke, who is the mother of the group, she's smart and funny, she's a good person, so laid back, they have never fought, she's dating a guy they call Officer Grosse...Jeff says "Officer Gross? is he gross?" 🤣 Jordan says no, his last name is Grosse, he's from New York, she thinks they'll end up getting married, she starts talking about how Brooke dated another guy for 4 years and now she just started dating this guy and they are already talking about getting married, isn't that funny? how that can happen...Jeff says you just know it's not going to work...Jordan says isn't that weird?...Jeff yawns saying when you find the person you want, that's all...Jordan says Brooke just knows, isn't that good?...Jeff says yeah, he hopes he does. Jordan asks if Jeff won what would he do, travel?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan asks what else?...Jeff says he doesn't like thinking about it too much, it's a bad omen but he would travel and then set up his life, it's life changing money...Jordan talks about Dan, how he invested it and has an easy job now...Jeff says you still have to work...Jordan agrees... Jeff starts singing "I wanna get freaky with you" Jordan says he's going to get in trouble...Jordan says she wished she had a CD burner...Jeff says he has a burner in his eye, it's killing him, what's going on? LOL Jeff asks if she doesn't have one in her laptop?...Jordan says she doesn't have one, she has a computer but not the internet...Jeff says he's buying Jordan an iPod and sending it to her house right away...Jordan asks if you can't get a cheap, small, dinky one?...Jeff says he's going to get her a good one and fill it with all his jams...Jordan laughs and doesn't understand how all that works. Jeff farts loudly and Jordan says "oh man"...Jeff cracks up! saying "ah, dude, I don't even care"...Jordan asks how downloading works?...Jeff explains how iTunes works with your iPod, he gets the music for free but you can buy it...Jordan giggles...Jeff continues explaining...FISH...Jeff says he has 500 songs...Jordan is shocked...Jeff says there are bigger ones, his is 500, he shuffles them all the time...Jeff says it's so easy...Jordan says the reason she doesn't have the internet is she doesn't like sitting there trying to figure it out...Jeff say it's easy if someone showed her...Jordan says if she had the internet, facebook or myspace she'd probably be on the internet a lot more and like it...Jeff says yeah, she should try to learn a little bit because it's now and the future 😉 Jordan admits that she had to get her friend to help her with email for the show, she didn't know how to send and respond..Jeff says it's because she never did it before...Jordan says she had internet back in middle school when it was popular (LOL) and in community college she never really sent emails, so she called her friend to help her, she wasn't doing it right, she is computer illiterate...Jeff says if someone was there for a week helping her she'd get it, she has to know how to do it...Jordan says what she wants to do when she's older has nothing to do with computers. Jeff says but in the future she'll need it, like paying her bills online...Jordan says heck no, she'll never do that, she's too scared...Jeff tries to talk some sense into her...Jordan says her mom works for a bank, she'll get her to do it...Jeff says "Jordan, you've got to learn to use it at some point, ykwim?"...Jordan says "I guess"...Jeff says everything revolves around the internet now...Jordan says people are trying to make everything too high tech when you don't need to use it...Jeff says you don't have to but it makes things easier...Jordan thinks people are so lazy..Jeff agrees but...Jordan says people are so lazy, she asks Jeff if it's true you can place your grocery order on the internet and then just go pick up your groceries?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says how ridiculous is that? that's the dumbest thing ever. (Looking back on this convo is hilarious, Jordan had no clue how she’d change) Jordan says she can see it for the elderly but if you're young, no...Jeff says what if you are busy at work and have to pick up your kids, you have to drop them off at soccer, you’ve emailed your order in and then picked it up to save time...Jordan says you can shop when the kids are at soccer then...Jeff knows what she's saying, he agrees with her but...Jordan says she thinks people take advantage of those things...Jordan repeats she thinks people are lazy and it's dumb (totally disagree, it's called managing your time & having time for things you really love to do)...Jeff sees her point about people being lazy though, they're staying indoors so much but people do have to work more now... JJLNT - Being a kid, jellyfish & being cute 2:43-3:05am Jeff and Jordan continue chatting about how the world is now...Jordan says she has relatives that have lived long lives, they worked hard, they still drive, if they can get out there and do things for themselves why can't young able bodied people do that?...Jeff gets her point and thinks she's right, he said that the other day, that kids don't play outside...Jordan says she was always outside...Jeff too, he'd get in trouble for staying outside too long, now you can't get kids to go outside because they're always inside playing games on the computer, playstation... Jordan says another thing that isn't good, she heard Ronnie say his marriage almost broke up because he spent too much time playing video games, she thinks people get addicted to those games, it's ok to let your kids have it but restrict their playing time...Jordan says in the neighborhood she lived in, there were so many kids, it was so much fun, there was always something to do, they'd make forts in the woods, play in the creek, play football in the field of a church...Jeff says that's cool...Jordan says she wishes she could be little again, you don't realize how much fun it is, just playing all day... Jeff snuggles into Jordan again...Jordan says her and her best friend played something called Inventions, they'd make up things to play with or do, they'd get hurt sometimes...Jordan turns to spoon with Jeff...she continues talking about how her one friend got banged up flying off a bike...Jeff says that's how he got the scar he has on his foot, he was on a scooter flying at what seemed like 100 miles an hour, he flipped over and wiped out big time...Jordan says she did that on her bike once, she flipped over it, it fell on her, her head was pounding, this fat girl who lived 2 doors down from her picked her up and carried her home 😜 Jordan is about to tell another story but Jeff wants to pee so he tells her to hold it, he gets up to leave saying she is motoring 100 miles an hour and he's getting tired, it's good...he leaves... Jeff comes back & Jordan asks what time it is?...Jeff says 2:45...Jordan says that's it? it feels later...Jeff throws in some game talk saying that if Jessie left, Lydia would evict herself (he would leave 2 days later )...Jordan giggles and says probably...Jeff says "she loves that fu**ing guy"...they talk about where they are in the house and then get quiet...Jeff asks what Jordan was saying?... Jordan tells the story about falling on a swing set, she fell on her neck, had a rope burn...she also tells about a piece of wood shoved up her knee, she flipped over her bike, she broke her arm and told Jeff that, she got stung by jellyfishes and a Portuguese man of war...Jeff says really? she didn't tell him that story...Jordan swears she did...Jeff says she didn't, he would have remembered. Jordan explains that she was on vacay with her fam, her sister and her were in the water, she jumped in front of her sister and jumped in a school of jellyfish, they all attacked...Jeff asks if they were at Myrtle Beach?...Jordan says no, Hilton Head, the man of war got on the back of her leg and it's tentacles wrapped around her leg...Jeff says no!...they wrapped tight around her leg, her leg was raised and red, she cried for an hour straight, it was circular shape and she had purple slashes...Jeff says "holy f**k! just from playing in the shallow water?"...Jordan says no they were going out and trying to ride waves, they were in a group...Jeff asks how old she was?...Jordan thinks 11 or 12...Jordan says they were in a wave...Jeff asks why Jordan doesn't jump a couple of feet?...Jordan says she didn't see them...Jeff says "no in the bed" 😂 Jeff asks Jordan to move over a little, he has no room, he's going to fall off...Jordan says it felt like a sharp rope brushing up against her leg and she jumped, then it started clinging and wrapping around her leg really fast, she started crying...Jeff says "holy f**k" again, he asks if she grabbed it?...Jordan says heck no, she was kicking and screaming in the ocean...Jeff says people probably thought it was a shark attack...Jordan says her brother went running the other way...Jeff cracks up!...Jordan says her sister kept yelling what!? what!?...Jordan says she felt 2 on her knee, a few on her ankle, she had 5 marks on her leg, omg, it was so painful...Jeff tells her to talk softer :) Jordan says her sister carried her out of the water and they were pouring salt water, vinegar on her...Jeff asks if anyone peed on her?...Jordan says yeah they had her brother pee...Jeff says he just fired it out and peed on you? Jordan says no, they had him pee in a cup...Jordan says they say to never go in the pool after a jellyfish bite, it makes it 10x worse...Jeff asks if they stuck to her...Jordan says she kicked hard to get them off...Jeff can't believe she didn't run out with them on her...Jordan says she was in shock and scared, her instinct was just to kick in the water...Jeff says he saw a guy on TV who got stung on purpose so he could find out the best cure, the guy was in sooo much pain... Jordan says she went back to where they were staying and she cried for an hour straight...Jeff says he's heard it's really bad...Jordan says she had to go to the doctor for it, she had to take antibiotics, it hurt so bad... They hold hands under the cover...Jordans says for awhile she was scared to go back into the ocean, she will stay on a raft or jump on someone's back, she gets scared when something brushes up against her leg, she even gets scared with seaweed...Jordan says a guy she worked with was a surfer and he came so close to being next to a shark...Jeff says Braden said that too...they giggle about Braden's story...Jordan says the only time she saw Braden serious was when he had to give his speech...Jeff says he was nervous...Jordan says well duh! it's nerve wracking... Cute moment when Jordan asks if she looks nervous when she's talking to Julie?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says "do I?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan asks why?...Jeff, being goofy, says that Jordan's teeth stick out more...Jordan huhhhh's...Jeff cracks up laughing and says he's joking, he's just joking...Jordan says "yes they do"...Jeff in a cute voice says "no they don't, I swear to God"...he explains he was just doing that with his teeth, he was thinking of a shark, he relates it to a movie Jordan hasn't seen, nevermind. Jordan asks again if Jeff can tell?...Jeff says about the teeth thing, no, LOL "but you can tell, you can tell you're a little nervous but it's cute"...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says "it's cute"...Jordan says "is it a bad nervous?"...Jeff says "what did I just say?"...Jordan just wants confirmation...Jeff says "it's cute, you look cute" Jeff complains a little that Jordan is always so nervous before live shows and won't talk to him, he tries to get her attention but she brushes him of...Jordan admits she does that...Jeff says he tries to joke around with her and she won't have it...Jordan knows but does she twitch?...Jeff says no, she's not that bad but she's super nervous, that's why he tries to relax her...Jordan says she doesn't want to answer questions wrong...Jeff says you just have to answer them normal...Jordan says she does, normal for her...Jeff says he knows but others don't, they try to hard...Jordan says you feel like you're at a pageant...Jeff says he knows people get nervous...Jordan didn't like her answer last time...Jeff says she did fine, she didn't look bad... JeJo late night banter :) 3:05-3:09am Jeff and Jordan have just finished up talking about being nervous during the live show...Jordan straddles Jeff's body with her leg...she hasn't shaved...Jeff says "geez Jordan"...Jordan giggles...Jeff says "f**k, I feel like I'm hanging out with Bob"...Jordan sits up saying she's going to shave them tomorrow...Jeff says her and him feel the same...Jordan laughs and lays back down saying that she has nasty hair that's dirty, she hasn't even washed her body...Jeff grabs Jordan around the chest and says "mmm, come here baby" 🥰 Jeff has his hand on her boobs...Jordan says "I'm waiting for your hand to move"...Jeff says mmm, mmm...Jordan says it's uncomfortable...Jeff says it's perfect...Jordan makes the excuse that it's not, his arm is going to hurt and go numb...Jeff moves it...Jordan doesn't want Jeff to go to bed because she needs someone to talk to...Jeff says he's talking to her but if she scratches his back he'll stay longer...Jordan says hmmm?...Jeff repeats...Jordan whines "fine"...Jeff gets all agitated saying when was the last time she scratched his back? for real?...Jordan asks why he gets so mad? just turn over...Jeff says she makes it such a fu**ing big deal...Jordan says "don't cuss at me"...Jeff says he wasn't, he was cussing in general, he didn't say "fu**ing Jordan" Jordan turns to get in position to scratch and says "no, but listen, just learn this, whenever you say something and you raise your tone of voice like that and you say the F word in it and you raise your tone, it makes it seem like you're yelling and you're being meaner, so just remember that" Jeff starts to talk and Jordan is already laughing, he says "on that note, scratch my fu**ing back right now" 😂 Jeff gets in position to be scratched...Jordan says she hates when people raise their voice at her and use the F word...Jeff says he's not raising his voice at her...Jordan says he said "effing"...Jeff says "shut up"...Jeff asks "you can't scratch my back?"...Jordan says she is! and she does LOL...Jeff says "Jesus, fu**ing pulling teeth"...Jeff says he thought they were supposed to be cool? now he's not even enjoying it...Jordan hmm's?...Jeff repeats he's not enjoying it...Jordan says why? does he want her to stop?...Jeff says no...Jordan says to quit complaining...Jeff says ok...Jeff suddenly grabs Jordan's hand and puts it on his butt and then farts 🤪 They crack up! especially Jeff...Jordan says "why did you fart on my hand? gross!!"...Jordan says what if that was a hot one and he did that? she would have been mad at him!...Jeff keeps laughing and says he can't believe they just fu**ing rip them in front of each other...Jordan doesn't care, she thinks it's funny...Jeff says obviously :) JJLNT - Kids, high school & sports 3:09-3:27am JeJo continue talking...Jordan tells Jeff she's never met anyone that likes to be rubbed as much as him...Jeff says she tells him that all the time...Jordan says "you do, did your mom rub you all the time?"...Jeff says they've had this discussion 5 times...Jordan knows...Jeff says he told her that he was hyper (as a kid) and she would scratch him to calm him down...Jordan asks if his mom rubbed him until he fell asleep?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says she heard that before from other people...Jeff says yeah, he kinda got used to it, you know?...Jordan doesn't respond...Jeff says "you know?"...Jordan says right...Jeff gets a little agitated saying that he hopes she's listening so they don't have this conversation in two days... Jordan says she thinks it's exciting too though when you have a little kid and you're putting them to bed, rubbing their arm and they're about to fall asleep, they're cute and it's yours, you made it...Jeff mmm, hmm's but says not if it's your third one (like him) and he's climbing the walls, it's probably not that cute then...Jordan thinks they're all cute, she says there's a lady that comes in the salon that has 4 or 5 kids and they all kind of look alike, they're so cute and all blond. Jeff says "I know, I can't wait to have kids" 😊...Jordan asks if it's bad for a woman to have kids later in life, the baby is prone to more disorders...Jeff says yeah, that's what he's heard, you're not supposed to...Jordan says some women do and they're fine...Jordan says it's better to for guys to have kids later...Jeff says then you're an old dad...Jordan says she just means it's better to wait until your 30's as opposed to your 20's which is too early to be a dad...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan keeps scratching in silence... Jordan says her aunt had her first baby around 30, 31 or maybe late 20's, her kids look like the dad not her...Jordan says she'll be mad if her kids don't look like her...Jeff giggles...she'll be mad just because LOL...Jeff says the kid will have something from Jordan...Jordan says her mom said she was an ugly baby...Jeff says some babies are ugly, what are you going to do?... Jordan says when she popped out everybody was like ughhh, everybody was saying she sure didn't look like them, she looked like a hoot owl with big 'ole eyes, she was skinny, she wasn't the cutest baby...Jeff says (what about) everyone who think they have the cutest baby in the world...Jordan says her mom didn't...Jeff says that's good, your mom is real...Jordan says that her mom said she got cuter when she got older and fatter...Jeff just keeps giggling. Jordan says her sister was "real" fat, she had white hair...Jeff says "real" fat, how fat is "real" fat LOL...Jordan says she had to go on a diet...Jeff asks "as a baby?"...Jordan says yeah, her mom would squeeze her sister but when her mom would squeeze Jordan, she would give her mom a dirty look...Jeff says "I know that look" they giggle... Jordan keeps scratching in silence again...Jeff thinks she is done and then directs her to scratch a real itch...Jordan asks if Jeff was an athlete in high school? (LOL! as Jeff would say, what show have you been on for the last month?😂 ) Jeff says yeah...Jordan asks if Jeff was actually like the clique he was in?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan asks if he was popular or a dork?...Jeff says he wasn't the most popular but he was alright, he didn't give a f**k in high school, he was an athlete but didn't give a f**k about anybody...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says he doesn't know, he just didn't, he just wore the same clothes to school everyday, he didn't care...Jordan asks if he was grungy?...Jeff says no, he wore a sweatpants and a v-neck t-shirt everyday, he didn't care, he was just kind of a dick...Jordan asks if he looked different?...Jeff says no, he looks pretty much the same, exactly the same...Jordan says she looks exactly the same too. Jordan says that some people get better looking, there was this one guy who was so dorky in freshman and sophomore year and then jr & sr year he got so hot and everybody wanted him...Jeff says oh yeah?...Jordan says he got better looking...Jeff sarcastically says "lucky guy" (JMO but Jeff never liked it when people would base their opinion of a person on their looks, how hot they were) Jordan says he made some changes, got rid of his glasses, etc, he grew up, some guys in the earlier grades looked they hadn't gone through puberty, they were little...Jeff giggles and asks "do you love him?"...Jordan says she liked him as a friend...Jeff says "I'm just joking...I'm just joking Jordan" Jeff asks "you miss your friends huh?...Jordan says she misses her girlfriends because they're all so happy and fun, they're not negative, they put her in a good mood...Jeff says "I wanna go there one day" :) ...Jordan says "where?"...Jeff says "by you" 😊 Jordan says oh yeah, you can...Jeff says he wants to fu**ing crack up... Jordan talks about how her friends all knew the code to her house and they would all crash at her house whenever they needed to...Jeff says that would be fun, he'd come if the Bears were in town, that'd be perfect...Jordan says maybe her dad could get tickets or maybe she could get tickets if she wanted to, although getting tickets is harder when the teams are good, she asks if the Bears are good?...Jeff says no, they're not the best...Jordan says they'd be easier then...they compare the Bears and the Panthers...Jeff turns back and thanks Jordan for the backscratch saying she did a good job. :) Jordan asks what's more popular? football or baseball? Jeff says Chicago is a football city but if the Cubs were to ever win the World Series, Chicago would go bananas...Jordan asks who normally wins? the Yankees?...Jeff says yeah but the White Sox won a couple years back...Jordan asks where they are from?...Jeff says Chicago...Jordan didn't know there were 2 teams in Chicago...Jordan asks why? because it's so big?...Jeff doesn't know...Jordan asks why she doesn't have a baseball team?...Jeff doesn't know but they just got a basketball team (Charlotte)... Jordan says there's some controversy over a baseball field they built and some Nascar thing...Jeff says they're probably trying to establish the city, get more teams...Jordan says Charlotte is definitely growing like crazy... Jordan says they have the football stadium that is huge and the Nascar Hall of Fame, Jordan worked at Dale Earnheardt's bar...Jeff says people from Chicago don't like Nascar, he shouldn't say everybody but he thinks it's so stupid, he doesn't get it, they drive around in a circle fu**ing 500 times...Jordan giggles...Jeff says how do you watch it? what lap are you on? 300? ok call me in fu**ing 4 hours when they're done driving, he doesn't understand it...Jordan says you can camp out and get drunk...Jeff says he means on TV?...Jordan says it's fun when it's live, it's loud, you need earmuffs, she talks about how a racer spun out and luckily the fence stopped him from hitting anyone...they talk about how instant death would be if that car hit you...Jeff has never understood racing, he knows people love it but he doesn't get it... Jordan says when you're in the crowd and drunk, it's fun but people can get out of control, it's just a bunch of rednecks yelling, it's fun, people grill out...Jeff asks if you can bet on it?...Jordan thinks so, she talks about Speedstreet in May, how they block off roads downtown, they have concert stages, there's food and beer, everyone and their mother is there, it's fun...Jeff sarcastically says "sounds like a blast" LOL Jordan says it's crowded, so crowded… JJLNT - Cute stories & whispering 3:27-3:46am Jeff says when he comes visit (to Charlotte) they'll have to hit up "beatstreet"...Jordan says beatstreet?...Jeff says Speedstreet, whatever the f**k it is LOL Jordan says that's in May, he'd have to wait ...Jeff says "oh you lost"...Jordan says she missed it this year because she came out to LA for finals, she was gone for a week...Jordan says when they were filming Talladega Nights, Molly Shannon was filming a scene in a restaurant near where her parents were...Jeff sarcastically says "exxxciting"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "no for real, that is pretty cool"... Jordan tells a story about a lady on the top floor of a restaurant who kept trying to scoop her cake and it fell onto the floor below and cake went everywhere, it was so funny...Jeff says "you're funny Jordan" 😊...Jordan says "not really"...Jeff says "you got good stories, I like how you get all excited about little things, it's cute" Jordan says "thanks" Jordan can't take a compliment so she starts talking about her hair, asking if it stinks?...Jeff says no...Jordan says she keeps playing with her bangs, she can't wait to get a haircut...Jeff says him too, he cut it today and fu**ed it up a little bit...Jordan says her friend Char gives the best haircuts, all the men go to her...Jeff says Char?...Jordan says Charlotte...Jeff says Charlotte from Charlotte?...Jordan says no, she's from Buffalo NY... They return with JeJo talking about Maine, about New Jersey being a dirty state...Jordan says she doesn't think she'd like it up north, is where Jeff is from the north?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan starts babbling something about heathers? heathens? (not quite sure what that is about LOL)...they then talk about northerners vs. southerners... Jordan says you can tell a northerner because they are louder and have more of a stronger presence...Jordan talks about a lady from New Jersey who goes to her salon, she was surprised that people talk to you in grocery stores in Charlotte, in NJ they don't even look at you...Jeff says that makes sense...Jordan asks if they do that in Chicago?...Jeff says pretty much...Jordan asks if they don't greet you nicely?...Jeff says no, they're not super friendly, they just do their job, they're nice but they're not all country LOL Jordan says when she goes to the store they start conversation and she talks back...Jeff says there are too many people, how are you going to talk to 10 thousand people every shift?...Jordan says she'll talk to them saying "hi, how's your day going?"...Jeff says "awww" :) Jordan says they tell her good...Jeff says people just leave each other alone...they talk about how it's cute and sweet that grocery stores will hire people with disabilities to work there, they're so nice...Jordan says she hates it when people are rude. Jordan tells the story of when she was at a hotel and the maid asked her if she wanted more trash bags, Jordan didn't hear, asked her what she said, then the lady mumbled it so Jordan asked her again nicely what she was asking and the lady said "trasssshhh baaaagggs" it was so funny...Jeff asks if Jordan laughed?...Jordan says her and Peyton laughed, of course because the lady had attitude...Jordan wants Outback when she gets home (random!) ...FISH... Jeff is now talking about paying his bills by cheque while he's gone and his parents are taking care of his mail...Jeff tells Jordan to move her bush (hair)...Jordan says sorry and giggles...Jeff says he's getting cranky...Jordan says "well go to bed then"...Jeff says she's motoring and he's trying to wind down... Jordan says he'll have so much mail...Jeff says email, f**k, it's going to be so weird getting into the swing of things...Jordan says yep...Jeff says with work, he doesn't even want to go back...Jordan asks if he's serious?...Jeff says no, he's just going to be so fu**ed up going back, he won't even know what he's doing...Jordan says she leaves work a week and she feels rusty...Jeff gets more water and then lays back down and snuggles into Jordan saying he wants to go to sleep right now :) Jordan says he only has 2 more days, didn't that baked ziti look good?...(thanks for rubbing it in Jordan!)...Jeff says yeah!...(I think Jeff pinches her because she ow's lol)...Jordan says she'll fix him some when he's off of slop...Jeff says forget it, he's not fixing her nothing no more...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says "I'm joking, it'd be nice if you did that Jordan"...Jordan says if Jeff cooks he has to cook for her and vice versa Jeff says yeah, the first time she cooked he was on slop...Jordan says she was craving it, she had to eat something good...Jeff says it did look good, he wanted to eat it...Jordan says the sauce was so good 🤨...Jeff says he's making pasta first thing...Jordan asks if he knows how to make Alfredo?...Jeff doesn't know how from scratch, there's no Alfredo sauce...Jordan says she cut up celery, she likes it with ranch...Jeff says he'll make good pasta on Thursday, put a lot of meat in it... Jordan asks why Jeff rattles his feet? how does it make him fall asleep?...Jeff doesn't know...Jordan says she tried it but it just disturbs her...Jeff cracks up laughing...Jeff doesn't even know he does it...Jordan says it was so funny that Kevin thought he was...Jeff says "jerking off?" LOL Jordan asks what year Jeff graduated?...Jeff says 96...Jordan says reeeeallly?...Jeff says "let me guess, you graduated in 2005?" just as Jordan says 2005 LOL Jordan starts counting the 9 year difference Jordan says she graduated 9 years later...Jeff says cuz he's 9 years older... Jordan says she's getting kind of sleepy...Jeff too...Jordan says she was motoring, she gets going...Jeff reaches over her, mmm's and gives her a few silent kisses, then sniffs her...Jordan says for him not to sniff her, she probably stinks...Jeff gives up 😒and says "ahhh, fu**k", he turns on his back...Jordan wonders what time it is?...Jeff says 4, 3:45... Jordan turns towards Jeff and asks where his ear is? she wants to tell Jeff something...she starts whispering in Jeff's ear...they talk and giggle about what they're whispering about and then Jeff whispers in Jordan's ear and Jordan giggles...Jordan whispers in Jeff's ear and Jeff takes the opportunity to hug Jordan closer...more giggling amidst whispers...Jordan wants to talk more but Jeff needs to whisper ...Jeff wants to know where Jordan's face is at...Jordan says it tickles...more whispers...Jeff loses his train of thought because I think he's just happy to be surrounding Jordan 🥰..Jeff whispers about the wizard...more game whispering...Jeff cuddles Jordan more and mmm's...he says he got a hair in his tooth and Jordans giggles...Jeff mmm's again and whispers "that's all...we'll talk more later" LOL Jordan deflecting again says she's going to lay out tomorrow, she needs to...Jordan says Jeff needs to quit rattling...Jeff stops and she thanks him...Jordan needs to go pee but is lazy to go now but doesn't want to go in the middle of the night...Jeff doesn't want to go to the other room...FISH... Goodnight - leaning on Jordan 3:50am Jordan comes back from the bathroom and settles into bed again...Jordan says it's almost 4 and the others are about to go to bed...Jeff says he needs to go too...Jeff asks if Jordan is tired?...Jordan says she's getting there...Jeff sighs...Jordan says as soon as Jeff goes to bed, she'll be able to go to sleep...Jeff whines/moans and says he could he'd fall asleep right there...Jordan asks if Jeff is staying or going?...Jeff says he can't stay...Jordan goes to grab her mic...Jeff tells her not to bother, he asks if she still wants to stay up?...Jordan says no, go!...they laugh...Jordan says Jeff needs his sleep...Jeff agrees but says he's not going to sleep in there (HN room)...Jordan says if he can't sleep, he can come back in there and they'll talk...Jeff says ok Jordan...Jordan says goodnight...Jeff says goodnight, curses and sits up to put his shirts on...Jordan says "you sleep tight"...Jeff says "you too, good dreams"...Jeff says he has to tip toe to go in there but when he does that he wakes her (Michele) up and she starts moaning...Jordan giggles...Jeff says then he'll get pissed off and he won't be able to sleep.. Jeff leans back onto Jordan one last time, he clearly doesn't want to go... Jeff says "I'll see you in the morning anyway"...Jordan says "k, goodnight" and Jeff leaves... Sleepy hammock lockdown 10:04-10:22am The HG's are locked down outside. Jeff has been laying on the hammock resting/sleeping...Jordan joins, she tells Jeff she's burning up over where she was. They lay down opposite each other...Jeff continues lightly sleeping and Jordan closes her eyes too, she secret smiles occasionally. Jordan is a bit restless but Jeff just keeps trying to half sleep... About 8 or 9 minutes go by before they speak...Jeff says "Johrrdan"...they hold hands...Jeff wants a thumb war, they have a thumb war, Jeff wins...Jordan says "you got me"...Jeff says "I beat you half asleep"...Jordan says "you've got a long thumb"...Jeff takes his foot and taps Jordan's face with it and they giggle...Jordan says that Jeff has that funny thumb that looks like Jabba the Hut...Jeff asks her where she got that from?...Jordan says she made it up...Jeff says just from looking at it right then? that's a lie...Jordan says yeah...Jeff asks if she ever told anybody that before?...Jordan says why would she tell people that?...Jeff says because it's kind of a good one.😀 Jordan says "you think so?"...Jeff says it's funny...Jordan says to look at his thumb...Jeff says every time he looks at it, he's going to think that...Jordan says her friend has a hammerhead thumb. Jeff looks over at Jordan's hairy legs and gets grossed out, he says "dude, look at your legs, oh gawd Jordan!"...Jordan laughs and says she knows she has to shave...Jeff says she needs to go to a barber, not a razor. Jordan explains that she likes to shave in the bath...Jeff says he's going to throw up...Jordan says "do you think I care? no"...Jeff says to leave it for another week if she doesn't care...Jordan says then they'd be real long, she's going to shave today...Jeff says she better, she's going to be tripping over it...they laugh. Jordan says she's tired...Jeff says he wants to go back to bed...Jordan says she thinks they will be outside for awhile...Jeff wonders why?...Jordan says because they were sleeping in too long...Jeff says so they can come outside and sleep?...Jordan says no, to get them up...Jeff says he can't sleep in that room...Jordan says Jeff felt like a popsicle earlier...Jeff says "you felt me?"...Jordan says yeah, his body was cold, the HN room sucks to sleep in...Jeff says he keeps putting on layers in there...Jordan says she told him it was cold. They quiet down and then Jordan says all of them are more awake at night then during the day...Jeff says all of them are on a fu**ed up schedule...Jordan hugs Jeff's leg and then Jeff says for him to hug Jordan's and he makes a sandpaper sound rubbing up against her leg. LOL They quiet down again and then BB tells them the lockdown is over and they head inside... Jeff giggles at Jordan the gardener 12:36-12:39pm The HG's are on outside lockdown. Jeff is sitting with Kevin on the patio. Jordan is out by the end of the BY shaving her legs. When she is done, she asks Jeff if the garden needs to be watered. Jeff says "no, go ahead" Jordan, while sitting, points the hose in the direction of the garden and fires water at it, mostly hitting the windows. Jeff looks at her and says he'll do it later to not worry. Jeff smiles, looks at Kevin and looks back at Jordan... Jordan is struggling with water pressure and Jeff says "Jordan, just leave it, I'll do it later" Jordan laughs and says she'll do it. Jeff says she's going to get the windows all wet. Jordan gets up to water properly, she struggles with the hose but manages to start watering but with a lot of force practically destroying the plants, lol. Jeff starts laughing...smiles, laughs again at Jordan who is done after about 20 seconds, dropping the hose and getting her towel. She then recoils the hose and her short stint as gardener is over 😂 Jeff won’t let Jordan cut his hair...or will he? 1:24-1:31pm Jeff, Jordan, Michele & Natalie are by the pool. Jordan is on the blue raft. Jeff says he thinks he's going to cut his hair...Jordan says she wants to cut it, she says let me cut it...Jeff says he doesn't know about that...Jordan says why? she won't mess it up, she promises...Natalie thinks Jordan does hair...Jordan says no, she's a receptionist, she watches them...Jeff laughs and says "yeah, what the hell" LOL Jordan says "Jeffff, I'm serious, I won't mess it up, I promise" :) Jeff says no because he knows her, she will f**k it up and then say she didn't know and then she will think it's cute and he won't and he's already kind of pissed...Jordan says she's serious because she would get mad if someone messed up her hair, she really will try, she promises, she will take little bits and pieces...Jeff says he knows exactly to a tee what's going to happen...Jordan says listen...Jeff says he will let her do it...Jordan says ok, she says she watches them at work...Jeff says Jordan will say (after wrecking it) that it's going to grow back, it's no big deal, gawd! Jordan again says she watches them at work do it...Jeff says she's so cranky...Jordan promises she won't mess it up...Jeff says he's going to do it...Jordan says she wants to do the top...Jeff says he's not doing the top, he just cut the top and fu**ed it up himself...Jordan says to let her fix it, she cut her friend's sister's hair, you know Jeff sometimes you have to have faith... Jeff says we'll do it later...I'll let you...wash it. Jordan says she will take little bits off where you can't even tell...Jeff says it's still a no but he'll let her...Jordan says what do you mean it's a no?...Jeff says because if she f**ks it up he's going to get pissed off, if he f**ks it up he's mad at himself...Jordan says she won't mess it up, she promises...Jeff says he knows and then when she does it's no big deal...Jordan says she will be serious about it...Jordan says to just have a little fun...Jeff says exactly why no, it's not fun and it's not funny when you screw it up...Jordan asks why would she screw it up on purpose?...Jeff says he's already predicting what's happening...Jordan says Jeff needs to go back to bed...Jeff says exactly and then after he bitches about it, he's the asshole with the patch in his hair...Jordan says what if she cuts his hair and he freakin' loves it...Jeff says then he apologizes and he'll make her some slop.😁 Jordan says he better start because he's going to love it and anyways he already messed it up himself...Jeff says that's true, he will let her do it a little bit...Jordan says fine...Jeff says she will be fine...Jordan says she knows she'll do fine, she watches them all day...Jeff says he watches people paint, doesn't mean he's a painter. Natalie says she cut Jessie's hair good, it was her first time ever, she just listened to what he told her...Jordan says "see Jeff"...Jeff says Natalie's a listener, Jordan is going to take it as a jokey...Jordan says no, I'm not...Jeff yells "I KNOW IT!" Jeff says see, she's already laughing...Jordan says she's just laughing because Jeff is getting so pissed, lighten up...Jeff says he's angry because he got an extra day of slop...Jordan asks why does he have the extra day?...Jeff explains about the Gatorade thing...Jordan says "oh shit!"...Natalie says they would have never known (if not for Lydia)...Jeff says Lydia called him out...Jordan had no idea...Natalie says it sucks he got called out for one sip...Jeff says it's his fault, not her fault...Jeff says he is just more pissed if he goes on slop next week, he won't get that break...Jeff says he can't control the future so, actually he can if he wins, he says "I'm over it, it's done, let's go f**k up my hair so I have something to really complain about" LOL JeJo play badminton 3:08-3:15pm Jeff & Jordan play badminton in the BY...Jordan wishes it was tennis instead, she says it's harder than it looks. Jordan gets frustrated easily (and they say she isn't competitive! lol)...Jeff says she is doing good, she has got it...Jordan is getting pissed and she's going to quit...Jeff says no, she has got it. They keep playing but at one point Jordan gets so mad that she smashes her racquet on the weight bench. Jordan then says "fu**in A!" and Jeff says "Jordan!"...Jordan misses again, smashes her racquet on the grass, she says she hates this game and she's not playing anymore, she stomps off, repeats that she hates that game, she's going inside, she is pissed!...Jeff just smiles and pats her butt with the racquet as she leaves... Jordan cuts Jeff’s hair 3:27-4:01pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vRPY0H31Xo&list=UUhhvsnKbYdxwDigf2VYrO9A&feature=c4-overview Jeff, Jordan & Michele are in the bathroom...Jeff is prepping to cut his hair, just before he starts he gives Jordan a little smile through the mirror :) Jeff starts using the clippers to cut the side of his hair...Jeff tells Jordan to come over there, he shows her how he's doing it, he doesn't want it to high, he will let her do the back, she can't mess it up (LOL oh yeah?)...Jordan looks at him through the mirror and smirks a little...Jeff asks what she's doing?...Jordan says "looking"... Jeff continues clipping the sides...Jeff asks if Jordan is nervous?...Jordan says no, she asks Jeff if he knows what he is doing?...Jeff says yeah, he'll fix it later...Jeff tells Jordan to take over...she asks exactly what to do, she doesn't want to get yelled at...Jeff says to do it just like he was doing...Jordan asks Jeff to sit down...they share a little laugh and Jeff says "oh f**k"...Jeff is confident saying that Jordan can't really f**k it up so...😉😂 Jeff hands her the newly oiled clippers and she tries to start...she grabs it in an awkward looking manner and Jeff gets a little freaked out saying "what are you doing with that thing?"...Jeff grabs the clippers and repositions them...he tells Jordan to hold on, he's gotta see, he tries to open Jordan's mirror compact...Jordan starts giggling, Jeff can't get it open, Jordan opens it with one hand and says "it's really not that hard Jeff" LOL! Jordan confirms that she goes from the bottom up, she doesn't want to hear Jeff yell later...Jordan is about to start when Jeff tells her it still looks weird...Jordan says it's more comfortable that way but she changes the way she's holding it to appease Jeff and she starts clipping...she is tentative and slow...Jeff says just to not go too high, she's doing good...he tells her to push against his head, she does and then says that it's taking off a lot of hair, is he sure he wanted that much off?...Jeff says it's over now...Michele tells Jordan it's fine...Jordan keeps going...Jeff keeps coaching her on what to do and she tries to follow...she works on the cowlicks on the back of his hair...they debate whether to go higher or cut more and then Jordan continues clipping...Jeff keeps giving his ideas and Jordan tells him to quit being so nervous.😊 Now Jordan says she won't mess it up...Jeff says Jordan's getting the hang of it...she keeps clipping and then Jeff gets testy thinking Jordan doesn't know what they're doing next...Jeff asks her if she understands?...Jordan does, she says "ok, you want all this even because you're going to go shorter with the shorter gauge with the no. 4 (ha! ) Jeff shuts up LOL...Jeff says that was good, he takes the clippers, stands up and continues doing the sides...he asks Jordan if it's pretty good?...Jordan sits down, she says yep...Jeff holds the compact mirror up to see what he's doing in the back, he says the line has to be fixed...Jordan asks what line? she didn't do it even?...Jeff asks Jordan if she's ready for the next part?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "that was a lot of hair"...Jeff keeps clipping with Jordan watching... Jeff asks if Jordan saw how what he's doing evened it a little?...Jordan mmm, hmm's and Jeff says "let's dance"...Jordan tells Jeff she needs to move the chair, she rotates it to face away from the mirror so Jeff can hold the compact mirror and watch her...Jeff says he trusts her, she needs to do the back so he moves the chair back...Jordan almost gives up saying "why don't you just do it"...Jeff says "you can't do that?"...Jordan asks again for instruction, Jeff explains and she starts clipping...they share a little giggle...Jordan says they need scissors to blend it...a little banter when they look at the haircut...Jeff says it's not going to get any better, he doesn't know what he's doing either. Jordan says she likes Jeff's hair shorter...she turns off the clippers, uses the blowdryer to blow the hair off Jeff...Jeff says "ahh, professional" :)...Jordan leaves to get the scissors, she comes back and she looks for a brush or comb...Jordan tells Jeff to sit down...Jeff says this is the danger zone...Jordan knows...she starts cutting...pretty hilarious to watch since she a) has no comb to help guide her b) is a lefty using right handed scissors and c) is so nervous to cut because Jeff keeps making things worse! LOL...they laugh...Jordan says she's concentrating...Jeff instructs her again...more laughs...Jeff says to watch her fingers...omg she cuts like 1/8th of an inch at a time!! Jordan says she doesn't want to mess up her sections...Jeff says she knows something about it, why doesn't she go to school to become a stylist?...Jordan says she doesn't want to work weekends...they agree they make good money...Jordan comments on Jeff's cowlick...she says that she barely cut any off...they move the chair back so she has a better angle, she continues cutting but is still tentative even though Jeff tells her she can cut more off... Jeff finally says "what are you cutting, a millimeter off of there?" (hmm, since when did Jeff become Canadian with his metric reference? lol)...Jordan says she'll cut a little then he can tell her to cut more...Jeff says he wants more cut LOL...Jordan says she doesn't want him to yell at her...Jeff says she did a good job, now how is the back blending?...(It isn't!!) 😛 Jordan lies and says it is...Jeff says ok...Jordan then admits that it's not too good because he cut it too short (LOL she cut it!)....Jeff says she did that line!...Jordan says he told her to go up that far. hmm lol Jessie has entered the building 😎 and says that it's fine, she just didn't blend it yet...Jordan tries to explain it away but the fact remains it isn't blended...Jordan says he can just wear it all forward...Jeff says there are too many fu**ing cooks in the kitchen...Natalie has come in and says it looks good though...they leave...they agree that it doesn't matter, in a couple of days it will grow in...Jeff says again "you're doing good though Jordan" 😊..Jordan says she told him she wouldn't mess it up...Jordan keeps trimming...Jeff says it's not bad for a ghetto haircut. Kevin and Lydia walk in and give their opinion, Lydia thinks the back needs to be trimmed, she advises Jordan what to do...Lydia says "you cut with your left hand Jordan?"...Jordan says yeah, she's left handed...Jeff asks if you don't need left-handed scissors?...usually yes, it makes it easier...Jordan smiles and Jeff asks why she's laughing, it's fu**ed up?...Lydia says to trust...Jeff says he is, he's been good...Jordan says she's never cut hair except for once...Jordan feels like she's done so she asks the others how it is?...Kevin still thinks there's a step there... At this point Lydia takes over and with more assertiveness, she starts blending Jeff's hair and does a really good job 😀...Jordan says "fix this then" and Jeff laughs seeing that Jordan was fibbing LOL... Jeff says "now those scissors are motoring, she did good though" :) Jordan tells Lydia to cut his bangs a little...Jeff is hesitant, he likes them longer...Lydia blends it all in nicely...Lydia asks Jordan about hair school again...Lydia says everyone does it and it's so competitive. Jeff sees how it looks and says "oh, this is a good jam haircut"...Lydia continues and starts doing the front...Jeff freaks out a little saying this part he's sensitive about LOL... Lydia cuts just a little...Jordan wants more cut...Jeff doesn't and they decide that's all...funnily enough Jeff says he doesn't know what they do in "Carolina's" (he would find out wouldn't he? :) ) but over here (that's how it's done)...Jordan says it's a good haircut...Jeff says "great haircut, good job Gucci's"...Jordan says she likes Jeff with his hair shorter, he looks better looking with it shorter, it makes his face look younger, not so old...Lydia says damn Jordan, that's a stone...Jeff says he didn't know they could jam a haircut like that... Lydia leaves, Jeff goes to high five Jordan, she raises her hand and Jeff falls on top of Jordan, hugging her tight...he says he's all hairy... Jordan screeches "you smushed my boob!! oww Jeff! I think you popped my implant!" 🤪..Jeff leaves smiling and Jordan leaves saying "oww, my boob"... Haircut squeezes & hugs 4:01pm Jordan gets up after getting her boob smashed by Jeff...she walks towards the kitchen holding it and laughing...Jeff is in the kitchen looking at his playdoh little Jeff... BB tells Jeff to put on his mic...Jeff comments that little Jeff's hair is super grey and heads to the bathroom...Jordan says "Jeff you smushed my boob!", she comes around the counter and stands near the hallway and says to Jeff "I think you popped it" ...Jeff, who has walked back, says "let me feel"...Jordans says "it hurts" while Jeff reaches out squeezing Jordan's boob LOL ...he says "nah it feels good" 😊 Jordan reaches out and touches Jeff's hair saying it looks better...Jeff grabs Jordan saying thank you and they hug... Jordan squeezes Jeff's butt for good measure ;) and then Jeff points out how much hair Jordan has on her top and he walks off... Jordan finally shaved 4:29pm Jeff is sitting on the patio smoking...Jordan comes outside and Natalie tells her that she did a good job (with Jeff's haircut)...Jordan says "thanks, Lydia fixed it"...Jordan approaches Jeff...Jeff says "you look clean"...Jordan says "I shaved"...Jeff says "I know, I saw" and he feels Jordan's smooth legs... Jordan says "now you don't have to feel like you're kissing a man" LOL Jeff laughs and Jordan sits down to watch the activity in the BY… Golf LUV not LOVE 9:11-9:17pm Jeff is outside practicing his golf swing, Jordan is sitting with her feet in the hot tub, she watches him...Jordan asks Jeff if he's good at golf?...Jeff says he's ok, he's not good, he can keep up...Jeff walks to the far end of the BY while Jordan gets ready to get in the hot tub...Jeff says he's going to get the balls right in the hot tub...Jordan let's Jeff know that she has a bathing suit on this time ;) ...Jeff says "wow" :) Jordan says "I know, can you believe it?"...Jeff asks "what's the occasion?" LOL Jordan reminds Jeff to not hit her...Jeff says he won't...Jeff says they're nerf balls...Jeff hits the first one in...Jordan gets in and says her boob hurts from earlier when Jeff fell on it...Jeff gets the second one in, misses the third and the fourth...Jeff smiles and Jordan giggles...Jeff walks over to the near end of the BY again and Jordan says "so what's new?"...Jeff smiles and says "nothing, how about you?" Jordan asks if Jeff likes his new haircut?...Jeff says "yeah, I do, why?"...Jordan giggles and says "and you were bitching at me"...Jeff says he was because Jordan jokes around...Jordan says "hey! just cuz I laugh and I think things are funny doesn't mean I'm going to screw your hair up"...Jeff says if he didn't tell her exactly what to do it would have been screwed up, he heard she went too high...Jordan says Jeff told her where to go...Jeff says Jordan did a good job...Jordan says Lydia fixed some of it (more like most of it LOL)...Jordan says she blended it in...Jeff says yeah but Jordan did good though :) Jeff starts hitting the balls to the far end again...Michele comes outside (big surprise 🙄)...she and Jordan talk briefly...Jordan almost gets hit by one ball, she giggles and says "bullseye"...Michele makes some smart comment about Jeff hitting Jordan in the head, ugh...Jordan says that Jeff wants to drown her...Michele makes another smart comment about Jeff wanting to drown people...Jeff laughs and says that it's a term of endearment, he told Michele he wanted to drown her... (btw Michele, he's just being nice, he only wants to truly drown Jordan) ...Jordan says that Jeff wants to drown her at the bottom of the pool...Jeff looking at Jordan says "it's a good thing, it means I love you"...Michele delusionally says "aww, thanks" 🥴 Jordan who completely ignores Michele continues to talk about her and Jeff by saying he means L U V you...Jeff signs/sings L O V E....Jordan says "no LUV not LOVE"...Jeff asks why Jordan has this giggle grin on her face?...Jordan says she loves how Jeff says "what's up?"...Jeff says she always has something to say...Jordan asks where Jeff got the word stones from?...Jeff doesn't know...Jordan says "you just started saying it?" Jeff says "yeah"...Michele interrupts saying to Jeff "you have a very cute vocabulary" 🙄 ...Jeff says "me?"...Michele says "yeah"...Jeff looking at Jordan says "thanks Michele"...Jordan asks "what did Michele say?"...Michele repeats that Jeff has a cute vocabulary...Jordan completely changes the subject... IMO Jordan felt a little embarrassed that she kept making fun of Jeff when Michele would always praise him or she didn't want Michele praising him Jordan yells that Michele doesn't have to put her clothes in the dryer...Michele doesn't mind...Jordan says that her dark jeans can't go in the dryer, they'll shrink...Jordan pokes fun that Jeff busted her implant...Michele doesn't play along by saying that Jordan needs to see a doctor...Jordan then changes back to the jeans saying if they go in the dryer she won't be able to get them up her ass...Michele condescendingly says that normally jeans don't go up her ass, they go over her ass...Lydia comes outside and Jordan stops talking to Michele and talks to Lydia... Who loves Jessie more? Not Jordan… 9:51pm Chima, Lydia, Jessie, Natalie, Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen...they are debating whether to play the table topics game...some banter goes on about Jessie and the "love" triangle with Lydia and Natalie, who makes him food... Jeff says "who loves Jessie more?" LOL Jeff points at the game and says "that's a question in the card"...lol's all around...Jessie says "thanks Jeff"...Chima says "and crickets"...Jeff says "it wasn't me" :) Natalie says it's Jordan, she left Jeff and went to Jessie...Jeff says "he's got too many fans already...Jordan wouldn't take that chance" ;) Natalie says she doesn't know, Jordan seems like the gambling type...Jeff says "oh really? a foursome?"...Natalie says no, she wouldn't even do that...Jeff says uh, ha, a threesome?...eww's and ahh's...Jeff says Natalie is travelling down a weird path, is she sure she wants to do that?...Natalie says she has 18 year old ears, remember that...Jeff says he didn't say anything dirty...things get a little awkward and then Jeff says they better read one of those cards to kill the moment. LOL Table topics game - JeJo cuteness 10-11:20pm Jeff & Jordan play the Table Topics game with the other HG's. They end up answering questions back to back... @ 10:08 Jordan answers the question about her "perfect" day being with her mom, going for a walk, shopping, having dinner, watching TV...Jeff watches her sweetly... ...and then says "aww, cute as hell" 🥰 Jeff rubs Jordan's neck... They continue answering...@ 10:14 Jordan answers she'd go on a spiritual journey by helping out kids that are starving, in poor countries, by bringing them food...Jeff reaches over and pinches her cheek 🥰...Jordan says if she was like Angelina Jolie and had lots of money she'd adopt one...Jeff says "alright, take it easy"...Jordan says she would... @ the 10:18:20 mark (Cam 4 but for some reason the audio doesn't work when only on this cam) Jeff reaches over and squeezes Jordan's arm...Jordan smiles flexing her arm...Jeff squeezes again to feel her muscles :) Jeff pinches Jordan's cheek again, more cuteness!...Jeff pretends to give her a karate chop and then says she looks tan :) Jordan says "do I?"...they continue flirting and then Jordan jumps up to sit on the counter...Jeff almost touches her on the neck and then almost touches her on the leg but holds himself back...so telling...Jordan leans her head into Jeff's shoulder briefly and Jeff squeezes her leg...Jordan then looks around, rubs Jeff's arm a few times and lets go... @ 10:20 Jordan is asked if she would go on the space shuttle?...the others says yes for sure but she is not so keen...Jeff says she would barf up those noodles again and he would shit his pants LOL then Jeff is asked what name he would like besides his?...Jeff doesn't like his name Jeff and he admits that he uses the name "Lincoln" as his alias when he goes out, it's always been his fake name. @ 10:44 Jordan is asked what's more important, justice or forgiveness?...Jordan answers forgiveness...Jeff says "aww, that's a Jordan answer" :) Chima says she's all justice and Jeff says "me too, I'm all about eye for an eye"...right after that Jeff is asked if he got a new tattoo what would he get and where would he put it?...Jeff says he'd get one inside his upper arm, then says it would be a mural of all of them...Kevin asks who would be closest to the pit?...Jeff says "Jordan, she loves it in there" and he cracks up laughing. @10:54 Jordan is asked what she wishes she could say no to?...Jeff says "cookie dough" :) Jessie answers "Jeff's late night kisses" (she had no problem with that for awhile! all she said was "no" LOL) Jeff is then asked what childhood object he lost he wishes he could have back?...Jeff tells the story of how his grandfather gave him and his 2 brothers chains from Italy, he wanted to wear his but his Ma said he was too young to wear it, he insisted against his mom's wishes, got to wear it, then it was stolen at school one day, his brothers still have theirs 😢 @ 10:59 Jeff gets a little salty when Jordan says she'd like to meet Matthew McConaghey in person/in bed, she thinks he'd be good LOL @ 11:15 Jordan answers that the athlete she'd most like to be for a single game is Tom Brady...Jeff answers the personality trait he'd most like to change is his temper, he's working on it. 11:26-11:32pm Jordan borrows Jeff’s shirt (This is another of those supersweet exchanges between Jeff and Jordan. I think Jordan is adorable here and Jeff looks like he agrees!) HG's have just finished playing Table Topics in the kitchen. Jeff is now outside smoking. Jordan and Michele go outside to laundry area. Jordan is wearing Jeff's grey underwear shirt and she tells him she went in his drawer and took it. He tells her he is going to wear it for Thursday show. She tells him she will wash it and he says alright. Jordan and Michele switch laundry around and Michele leaves (YEAH!) Jeff gets up and comes over to join Jordan who is taking her clothes out of her BB bag and putting them in the washer. She looks and sounds like a little girl saying "Big Brother Bag! Isn't it exciting!?" Jeff teases her saying "did we just get here?" LOL! She tells him she is just excited about the bag because it is something from there...something she can keep right? SO CUTE! Jeff says mmm, hmm. Jordan asks Jeff if he minds that she went in his drawer to take his shirt? He looks at her SO sweet and says 'nope'... Jordan says she's freezing...they continue talking...Jordan says her hair is getting longer...Jeff says his too...not anymore LOL Jordan says her hair used to be much longer but it looks too stringy...out of the blue Jordan asks Jeff if he's Republican or Democrat? Jeff says he's Independent Party...Jordan asks if he voted? Jeff says yeah, it's private...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says he voted for Obama...Jordan says she was going for McCain, she just didn't tell him, she doesn't say it too much (big surprise, they are even opposites with this )...Jeff says he doesn't like talking politics...Jordan says it's just her, she's not going to start an argument about it...Jeff says he thinks they need a charismatic leader, a people person, an inspirational leader...Jordan says she never listened to his speeches before...Jeff says he is an awesome speaker...Jeff goes inside while Jordan remains outside for a bit.

July 27 JeJo cuddly in RR 1:10-2:28am Jeff & Jordan settle in for the night. They cuddle in Jeff's bed in the RR while the others hang out, chit chat and Lydia dresses up as Kevin. Once again they are in their own little world. Jordan especially seems super touchy feely...my opinion - she did not like the tiff they had had hours earlier All of these are on Cam 4 except for one moment @ the 1:11am mark Jeff starts rubbing Jordan's neck. @ the 1:12 am mark Jordan turns and lays her head on Jeff's chest and Jeff caresses her face/ear. @ the 1:16am mark on Cam 3 super cute moment when Jeff looks down at Jordan and brushes his thumb over her forehead and face and smiles at Jordan. @ the 1:17am mark Jeff scratches Jordan's arm for over 3 minutes. @ the 1:20:30am mark Jordan rubs Jeff's chest and Jeff goes back to rubbing her shoulder. @ the 1:25am mark The HG's start talking about jellybeans...Jordan shifts around, sits up and Jeff asks "where you going Jelly Belly?" She lays back down after pulling the big cover off of her. @ the 1:26am mark Jordan moves Jeff's leg over hers and he laughs saying "just move me where you want" Feeds return, Jeff & Jordan are in bed talking about game & life. Jordan wants a letter from home...Jeff says she needs to win HOH...Jordan says she misses her mom, talking to her and she asked for a letter from the girls at Planet 21...Jeff says "you love that job huh?"...Jordan says she loves the people there, great managers and owner she works for...feeds go to fish...Jeff turns to face Jordan, putting his hand on her tummy, Jordan pats it and starts scratching his arm...they are quiet and then Jeff says he feels like french fries, something potato-y. Chima comes in saying they're all going to dress like each other tomorrow...Jeff says tomorrow that will all fall apart when they're all crabby at 8am...Chima leaves to do laundry...Kevin comes in and asks if they're going to sleep with each other? is that what's going on?...Jordan smiles and reaches for Jeff's hand...Jeff says it's gonna get hot and heavy over here...they laugh...Jordan starts blowing loud farts on Jeff's arm and Jeff says "you like to amuse yourself huh?"... Jordan gets in Jeff's armpit again and she rubs and pats Jeff's belly, Jeff looks down at her, she looks up at him and she keeps rubbing his chest... Lydia walks by and they say goodnight...Jeff asks if she was dressed like Jessie? he puts his glasses on to get a better look...Jessie comes down dressed as someone else, they model each other's clothes...Kevin asks who Jeff is dressing up as? Jeff says he won't play, he'll say "yeah, dress like me, f**k off" LOL Jessie asks Natalie to come upstairs so they can play chess, some laundry discussion then Jordan complains her arm hurts so Jeff starts massaging...meanwhile Jessie and Natalie leave to go upstairs...Jeff asks if she feels better? Jordan says yeah...Jeff asks if she's all good in the hood?...Jordan says kind of...they get quiet knowing Kevin is still in the room and feeds switch off of them... Feeds return, Jordan is scratching Jeff's back and is telling him that her family is going to think what she is doing is wrong (being in bed with Jeff and rubbing him). Jeff says there is no going back now. Jordan is getting hot but Jeff wants her to keep scratching so she does...Jordan whispers sorry to Kevin (for making noise)...Kevin doesn't respond...Jordan starts giggling saying "why are you laughing?"...Jeff says "you make me laugh" :) Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says "I don't know"...Jordan looks around asking if Lydia is in bed? Jeff thinks so. Jordan says she is going to her bed in a second...Jeff whimpers...Jordan imitates him...Jeff moves saying he hates when they have to get up early...Jeff gets up saying he's not tired, he drinks some water and then heads back to bed, he spits some out by accident and Jordan laughs...Jeff says "I'll spit the water out, don't touch me" LOL Interesting part just after @ the 2:09 mark when Jeff basically admits that all she has to do is touch him and... watch Jordan's reaction...they laugh and Jeff says "this fu**in place is crazy"...more laughs...Jeff says he can't believe this shit...Jordan looks up coyly at Jeff and says it is...she starts rubbing again...Jeff says tomorrow is going to be so weird...Jordan starts fiddling with Jeff's mic and tells him to take it off...Jeff says BB probably wants to kill him with his chain. Jeff looks over at Jordan, smiles and touches her face.. Jordan smiles, looks at Jeff, gets shy and buries her head Jordan pats Jeff and says the others are upstairs...Jeff says "isn't the scheming over?"...Jordan says no, it's never over...they start whispering inaudibly, they are trying to be as quiet as possible because Kevin is in the bed next to them...Jordan whispers in Jeff"s ear which causes him to bust out laughing twice!... Jeff bites his hand to stop the giggles and they whisper some more game...they get quiet, Kevin gets up and leaves...they wonder if he heard what they were saying...Jeff cuddles into Jordan and she gets nervous, she wonders if she was being too loud, they talk about Kevin and Natalie...Jeff says when he comes back they should say something to him...Jordan says he probably heard them...Jeff says heard what? he couldn't hear...Jordan says "are you sure?"...Jeff says he couldn't even hear what she said LOL Jordan just wants to make it through Thursday...Jeff says Casey is going up for sure...Kevin comes back and Jordan calls him "Gucci", she apologizes for making noise, he looked pissed...Kevin says no, he went to brush his teeth...they talk a little game and then Kevin tries to go back to sleep. Jeff say Ronnie probably brought a stethoscope to listen through the walls...Jordan giggles...Jordan cuddles up to Jeff again and rubs his belly while talking game...they start stealth whispering again...more closeness… Jordan finally says she should go to bed, she sits up...Jeff rubs her leg and gives her a look like he doesn't want her to go...Jordan says to not give her that look...she realizes Kevin is still stirring so she hesitates giving Jeff a kiss, she kisses him on the arm and then kisses her hand and puts it to Jeff's face saying goodnight. Scoot over 9:50am Jordan walks from the bathroom to the red room with a blanket in her arms. Jeff is asleep in his bed, lying on his stomach, legs apart. Pretty much taking up the entire bed. Jordan stops and considers leaving him alone, but instead walks over to the right side of Jeff's bed. She pokes him in the calf and he opens his eyes and rolls over to look at her. She motions for him to scoot over. He does and she gets in bed with her blanket. She puts on the hood to her hoodie, lays down on her back and takes off her mic to try to sleep. (Cute that there were other available beds, but she wanted to be with Jeff.) Jordan wants a little puddin’ 1:08-1:11pm Jordan is sitting outside on the couches. Jeff is putting on sunscreen. Jordan tells Jeff to come sit down by her. Jordan says he smells like sunscreen. Jeff likes that smell. Jordan says do you? Jeff says yeah because it reminds him of vacation...Jordan says like the beach? Jeff says yeah...Jordan giggles. They start talking about how douchey Jesse is and how he is so bitter. They talk about how Russell is two faced as well. Russell comes out and joins them. Jeff starts talking about shaving his chest, he did it in the hotel for the first time. Jordan squeezes Jeff's belly. Russell says don't do that. Jeff says he's getting fat. Jordan says she likes guys with a little bit of fat on them. Jeff says Jordan needs to get away from her with the cookie dough. Russell says why would you do that to someone? what if he did it to you? Jordan says she knows she has meat on her. Jeff says it's his fault, he puts it in his mouth and it goes to the belly. Russell asks if girls don't like guys that are muscular? Jordan says yes but not too muscular so all you feel is muscle. Jeff says would you like me if I had a pair of boobs? Jordan says she likes when guys have just a little something, not all ripped. Russell says not like Jessie? Jordan says not like...Jeff says more like this? and points at himself, lol...Jordan says if you touch him there's no fat to squeeze, there's nothing there. Jeff says Jordan wants a little puddin'. :) Jordan says yeah, cuz she has a lot. Russell says two puddin's make a cake...Jeff says oh yeah. Russell then says he's leaving next week. Jordan is like yeah right, she'll go...Jeff says "I'll be sitting with ya baby" Why are you looking at me like that? 1:11pm Jeff, Jordan and Russell continue talking game...Jordan says that she's going next, they got rid of Braden, Laura and now either her or Casey and if she makes it through this round she'll be up again...Jeff says he's out of the loop...Jordan says he'll be up with her...Jeff says he knows that, he's not that far out of the loop...Russell says he was glad he didn't have to make the latest decision, Jessie is going to catch a lot of shit for it...Jeff asks "is he?"...Jeff doesn't think he's going to catch anything...Jordan says probably not. Jordan says that Ronnie looked at her and laughed, smirked at her during the POV ceremony...Russell says "did he really?"...Jordan says didn't he hear her say to him, what are you looking at? and Ronnie said nothing. Screencap from the CBS show: Jordan says she walked in the back with Jessie and them right after the meeting was adjourned and Ronnie went to talk to them, Jordan says she told them that if Ronnie says anything to please come to her and confirm it because you know he had two days to sit there and think about a plan. Funny ranting & raving 1:12-1:25pm Jordan says that if Ronnie wins HOH next week, he's going to put up her up, Jeff up, Russell up...Russell says he would put the whole house up...Jeff says no, he'd put him and her up because Russell is protected by Jessie...Russell says Ronnie doesn't like him...Jeff says Russell is protected by Jessie so he can't go up, Jessie's got him by the balls now...Russell laughs...Jeff says Ronnie will do whatever the f**k Jessie wants...Jordan starts making fun of how Ronnie is always "that one time on season 5, blah blah blah, on season 1, blah blah blah"...Jeff says to press the rewind button cuz Ronnie's gonna be running around scheming all day...Jordan says he already has, she caught him last night...Russell says he was scheming with Michele and he thought "you're still talking game?" Jeff says "it sucks"...Jordan says she feels bad for Casey, she could tell he's down...Jeff says of course...Jordan says she thinks he's down...Jeff says that the whole house said that this guy caused so many problems between everybody, he doesn't see the logic in keeping him, obviously Jessie sees him as an asset but he doesn't see anyone else as an asset because he chose him but it's his choice, doesn't matter what he thinks, he just doesn't like Ronnie being here because he made everyone mad, he made people mad at him, he made Jeff mad at people, he made him say things he shouldn't have and vice versa. Russell says Ronnie made 3 people go home...Jeff says there's a way you play the game...Jordan says she doesn't like Ronnie because he said she was his bestie...Jeff says "his bestie bitch, he said"...Jordan says "I wasn't his bitch, I wouldn't suck his dick, for nothing" 😯 Jeff's face when Jordan says this is priceless...he says "I wouldn't say that"...Russell says "you'd have to find it first" LOL Jeff says "where's that edit button?" LOL Russell says that was Jordan's first edit button...Jeff says "I don't know about that"...Russell says he'll take that back because of her stories...Jordan says she doesn't feel like laying out...Jeff says he's going in the pool...Russell says there's always eating...Jordan says she's tired of it...Jeff says "yeah, get away from me"...Russell says he ate 17 bags of candy...Jeff says the last 5 days were terrible...Jordan says she doesn't feel like getting sweaty....Russell asks if she ever gets sweaty?...Jordan says yeah...Russell and Jeff talk about working out today/tonight...Russell says he wishes they could watch a movie or TV one night because now they have to listen to Ronnie scheme for 7 days...Jeff says he's glad he's not part of that clique, he doesn't want to hear it...Jordan says Ronnie won't be coming to talk to her anymore. Jeff starts ranting about how he doesn't want to hear how every single person in the house should be up and then you storm away with them being up and then it's totally different, Ronnie should just save it...Russell laughs saying it was funny when Jeff said that Ronnie said everyone is going up...Jeff says "every single person...that's it Russell's going up vooottttt, that's it you're going up! "I'm already up!" oh yeah, let me come back, that's it...yeah you're going up smartmouth "I'm up! you fu**ing idiot! you already went 360, I'm already up, get away from me!" Russell is cracking up and says "you smile at me? you're up!...Jordan, you're my best friend in this house, you're going up!"...Jeff says imitating Ronnie again "Jordan, you're my best friend vooottttt she's a fu**ing stupid idiot, I got her wrapped around my finger voootttt hey Jordan you want some cookies!? vooottttt Jordan's a fat ass she eats too many cookies! voootttt Jesus dude, the switch on that guy's back...two faced bastard" (too much Russ 🤨) Jordan says Russell better be careful, Ronnie might backdoor, he loves that trick, it would be between one of them three...Jeff thinks Russell is safe because of Jessie, he has to do what Jessie says now...Jordan still thinks he will backdoor someone, he's all about the backdooring...Jeff says "he wants it in the backdoor from Jessie" Russell cracks up and says he's going to close the sliding door, he does...Jeff sarcastically says he was glad to be involved in another team meeting, he was playing pool and they told him there was a team meeting and Jeff thought, that's great, I'm not there, Jeff's a loser, corner pocket, DING! Jeff sits on the other couch to have a smoke...Russell says he's not missing out on much...Jeff says then Jessie talks to him saying everything is cool and Jeff thinks he wasn't at that meeting...Jeff says he's smoking too much...Russell says he needs to stop...Jeff says "no shit dude"...Russell says he never smoked this much, Casey is rubbing off on him...Jeff says if Casey leaves he might be done...Jeff says if he was sitting pretty he might not smoke as much...they lament how they work hard one week & stress to stay just to have it start again the minute someone leaves. They start talking about who the next targets will be...Jeff says nobody is safe...Jeff says Ronnie won't win again, he's going to win, he has to...Russell says they have to make it one more week Jordy <-(ugh!) Jordan says she's already taken it up the ass twice, so she doesn't know...Jeff says no more stuff can fit in his ass...Jordan says she has two things in it already...Jeff says they're talking about now, not before she got here. They talk about Jordan's speech and how it was to the point...Jeff says it was very Jordan...Russell says Michele was so nervous, she has a twitch and she giggles...Jeff says she does...Russell says she always has an awkward laugh...Jeff says always, she has a nervous tic...Russell says he wonders what that side twitch is, what is that? Russell asks Jeff to work out with him...Jeff says he's going to do it tonight...Jeff says he has to stop smoking, it's disgusting, he needs to do it like on the weekends, a cigarette or two, with his friends, people that like him. Russell gets on the elliptical saying he hates it...Jeff says he's getting in the pool...Russell says careful he might get backdoored...Jeff says he might get drowned...Jeff gets in, Russell starts working out and Jordan just stares off into the distance occasionally looking at Jeff. :) Jeff says "can we get a raft in here?".... Man in a banana suit 🍌 5:58-6:06pm Jordan & Jeff discuss game on the weight bench out in the BY. Jeff says he wishes he could win HOH on Thursday then he would be so relieved, it'd be the best week ever...Jordan says it would be a week of not worrying, a week of not being on the bottom...Jeff says they could have a big bed and listen to Bob Marley. Jordan says he would, she'd be just laying there...Jeff says he would put it on just so he wouldn't have to hear her talk. Jeff laughs and squeezes Jordan's leg...Jordan says excuse me? Jordan says "I don't know we'll see"...they decide to worry about it when the time comes...Jordan asks "are you sure it's endurance?"...Jeff says he doesn't know what it is, it might be the majority thing...Jordan says if it's that, they're screwed. Jeff gets up to lift some more and says he's going to do a set real fast, don't think he's showing off...Jordan says her arms are still real sore...Jeff asks from what?...Jordan doesn't answer...Jeff says it's so hard to workout today...Jordan says it's hard to work out in general. Jordan starts giggling, Jeff asks what?...Jordan says "Casey's banana suit"...Jeff says to Casey "thanks Casey"...Casey says "no problem"...Jeff & Jordan both look at him watering the garden and then suddenly Casey breaks out in song..."man in a banana suit". Jeff & Jordan watch and laugh. Super cute! 😄 Jeff says "aww that was so sad"...Casey says it's a sad song, a sad day in banana land...there have been happier fu**ing days for the banana...Jordan says Casey is so funny. Jeff does one more set of weights and sits back down...Jordan says "aww, I love him, he's so funny"...Jeff says "you love everybody, you like everybody"...Jordan says "I know, I'm calling Laura when I get out of here"...Jordan runs her hands through Jeff's hair while getting up to leave...Jeff says "where you going banana?"...Jordan says Laura is probably watching them, doesn't Jeff think so?...Jeff says yeah, she got the live feeds...Jordan walks away... Jordan works out, Jeff is proud of her 6:20-6:37pm Jordan is about to work out on the elliptical. Jeff is near the weight bench working out but mostly resting and watching Jordan. Casey is sitting on the couches having a smoke & drinking coffee. Jeff says Jordan looks sexy up there...Jordan says "Jeff! don't say stuff like that, I get embarrassed"...Jordan starts working out...Jeff whistles at Jordan and Jordan says "Jeff!" :) ...Casey says "hey Miss Parker"...Jeff says "hey Johrdan". Jordan continues working out, they continue chatting...just after the 6:26pm mark Jeff rests between sit-ups and the cameras catch Jeff watching and smiling at Jordan while she works out. Jeff sees that Jordan is putting forth the effort to work out and so he yells out to her "I'm proud of you" (super cute) Casey just about gags with all the gushing, he says he's tired of all his sweet crap, lol...Jeff tells him she needs motivation, she hasn't worked out once since she's been here and now he's proud of her, Jeff says Jordan says it every day and yet she eats cookie dough two at a time. Jordan smiles and says Casey eats cookie dough too. Casey yells shut up!!!! at Jeff and Jeff says no! (he says he has to hear about it at night). Jeff says Jordan says "I can't fit into these jeans" and yet keeps eating it...Casey says "it's hard"...Jeff laughs and says "it's hard Casey"...Casey says "you can have a salad or cookie dough which one you gonna have?"...Jeff laughs...Casey says "cookie dough, every time"...Jordan says "guys...you know I'm movin on up"...they joke around a bit about Casey leaving on Thursday and how he should go. Jordan wants to know what Casey's wife looks like and Casey tells her. Casey says his wife hated Jessie, he hope he hasn't embarrassed her. Jeff comes over to sit with Casey and says about Jordan's time on the elliptical..."12 minutes? Jordan" Casey gives Jordan some advice on keeping weight off and then Jeff tells Casey that halfway through that sentence, Jordan was already thinking about something else...Jordan says "no I wasn't"...Casey says that's not very nice...Jeff looks at Jordan and says "what were you thinking about Jordan? were you listening?"...Jordan says "hmm?...umm...yes I was"...Jeff looks at Casey and laughs...Jordan giggles and says "sorry...I was Mr. Banana🍌"...Jeff says Jordan is doing a good job, he was just cracking on her a little bit but he's proud she's working out, yay....Jordan says yay. More cute gushing when Jeff says he's got abs underneath somewhere in there (pointing to his belly) and Jordan says that's not bad Jeff, girls don't like that and Jeff says he appreciates it, she is not so bad herself...Jordan says thanks...Jeff smiles at her. Casey almost gags again, lol. Jeff says you have to say positive comments to stay on track. Jeff says and shows how he feels about Jordan 7-7:34pm Jordan is still outside working out...Jeff has come inside & is finishing up a snack... @ the 7:00pm mark Jeff is in the kitchen, standing behind the counter finishing up his snack, he seems a little "lost", he takes a couple of peeks over towards the sliding glass door but not able to see who he is looking for (Jordan), he non-chalantly walks over to the door on his way to the bathroom & peers through it at Jordan, who's working out...even though the camera angle is from behind Jeff, a little smile can be seen on his face… Jeff has taken a shower and is making dinner...@ the 7:17pm mark Casey, who is on his way to the bathroom, sees Jordan outside still working out and says "Jordan's out there a beast dude!"...Jeff says "I know, I kept looking at her smiling, I'm so proud of her"🥰 @ the 7:24pm mark Jordan finally comes inside...Lydia says "good job Jordy"...Jeff says "I was watching you rock it"...Jordan says she was doing squats...Jeff says "I saw"...she heads over to the kitchen area to get a glass...Jeff pats her back gently and gives her a little smile and says “yay Jordan” ❤️ Many of the HG's are now milling about the kitchen, Jordan is sitting on a chair off camera...Jeff turns and sees her sitting there, he heads over to her just before the 7:34pm mark...off camera Jordan is heard oww'ing, probably Jeff pinching her cheek lol...the cam now focuses on them...Jordan leans her head into Jeff's hip...Jeff pats/rubs her back...then rubs her head...Jeff returns to the kitchen area and keeps cooking his meal... Banana reggae remix 7:59-8:13pm Jeff joins Jordan and Casey who are out in the BY chilling. Her and Casey seem down and Casey is bitching and chain smoking...Jeff says Casey is motoring through those smokes...they talk about the spicy chicken Jeff made. Jeff tries to cheer them up. Jeff says to Jordan "what's up sad burger?"...Jordan smiles and says "nothing"...Jeff says "what are you guys having for dinner...sad burgers and cheese cries?" LOL Casey says "watch yourself"...Jeff cracks up! Jordan slips off her sneakers...Jeff says they have to laugh otherwise they'll go crazy. Jordan asks Jeff if her feet stink and Jeff smells but doesn't answer because Jordan then says her socks turned pink...Jeff says it's kinda cute. :) Jeff says the Banana song was good...Jordan says she loved it...they say that Casey will get some good stuff on the show and that he'll have lots of fans...Jeff says that is the only cool thing about leaving, is the audience yelling for you or is it just applause saying who the hell is that yo-yo? Jordan says when Laura walked out it was loud. Jeff says when he lived in LA he had a job where he'd get paid $8 an hour to sit there and watch game shows and he'd sit there for 10 hours and be saying dude, fu**ing pick C...he watched The Pyramid with Donny Osmond a bunch, when they film it takes forever...Jeff says he had so many jobs when he lived in LA...Jordan says why?...Jeff says because he was broke. Jeff starts talking about him & his buddy Donovan sitting in Jeff's apartment and they had no money...feeds go to fish...when they return they're talking about prices of drinks in bars in their respective cities...Jordan's place of work ends up being the cheapest...Jeff says he gets pissed when he has to pay so much for one drink...they talk about having hook-ups for when they want to drink, you have to have them or forget it. Casey starts singing "Man in a Banana Suit"...Jeff asks where he got that?...Casey says he made it up...Jeff says it's so sad...Casey says it's melancholy like Jim Croce..Jeff asks if there is a reggae remix...Casey makes one up...they giggle...they then get quiet and then Casey breaks out his reggae remix of the Banana suit song Jordan giggles and Jeff moves to the beat. Jeff says if he put L'il Wayne in that song, it would be a hit, isn't it stupid...Jeff joins in a little and then says "are they going to play some Bob Marley or what?"...Casey keeps singing and stopping...Jordan decides she is going to wash her gym shoes...Jeff asks why?...Jordan says cuz they're dirty from the other day...Jordan heads towards the laundry area while Casey & Jeff sing about putting gym shoes in the wash. LOL Casey says tomorrow his friends & family will find out he's on the block and heading home...Jeff says doesn't he think some of them will find out on the internet? Casey doesn't think they'll have live feeds...Jeff says well people post (on message boards) everything that happens so they could find out...they both agree they wouldn't watch live feeds if they were to go home, the 3 hours a week highlights are good enough. Casey does the reggae remix one more time… Brief pool table chat 9:37-9:40pm Jeff and Casey are getting ready to play pool...Jordan is doing some laundry...Casey says he's going to the bathroom first, he leaves...Jordan says she's washing her red beer shirt and her smelly shoes, she sits on the pool table...Jeff pokes her in the butt with the pool stick...Jordan says something smells, did he fart?...Jeff says no, it's that shirt...Jordan makes a face and says "it stinks"...Jeff says "it's stenkin"...Jordan giggles and says it stinks like some stank buday, she laughs...Jeff says he's glad that cracked her up...Jordan says "phew, that stinks"...Jeff says he knows, they took it out of the dryer and he was like whew! he's got it drying, they should just put it right back in the washer. Jordan says she used to make her cousin who's real country say "stank buday", she found it funny... Jordan wants to do more leg lunges...Jeff says she worked out good today, good for her...Jordan says she did, she's tired of feeling like a fatty...Jeff says "good, I'm happy for you"...Jordan says it's so that when she walks out of the house she can walk out with a bang, she's just kidding :) ...Jordan asks why are some pool tables green?...Jeff says it's whatever felt they put on there...she wonders if this pool table is an old one? that's why it's this color?...Jeff says no, it probably just looks better like this...Jordan wonders if maybe green would show up more?...Jeff thinks this color would, she should ask in the DR...Jordan smiles and says no... Jordan says the hot tub is nice but then you sweat so bad and then she says she wants steamed cabbage (huh? LOL) but she ate better today...Jeff says that's good...Casey comes back, Jordan gets off the pool table and Jeff and Casey start playing. Lessons in fruit 10:20-10:32pm Jeff & Kevin are playing pool. Jordan comes outside to do laundry. Jordan complains that one of her shirts smells and Jeff jumps in asking her what? She explains, he says she washed it with her smellies (shoes). Ronnie is heard talking in the background and Jordan says "does he ever shut up?" Jeff says no. Jordan asks Jeff if she should put it on sanitize again, Jeff says no, why did she put it with her shoes if they were smelly. Jordan says it was the only thing. Jordan asks if she should do it on hot and Jeff says yes. Jordan & Jeff look at each other probably thinking...can we get out of what we are doing right now and just go talk....Jordan, once again, brings up fruit, lol. Jordan says she wants fruit for once. Jeff says to go get some. Kevin says there are some juicy nectarines in the SR...blank stare from Jordan... 😐 "a what?" LOL and Jeff laughs. Kevin says peach? Jordan says "oh, a peach" Jordan leaves and then returns... Jordan is cutting up fruit for fruit salad. Jeff comes in the kitchen to wash his glass, Jordan is complaining about something and asks her "what's up?" Jordan heads to the mirror above the sink and says that the juice from the kiwi touched her tooth...Jeff says it stung? the kiwi has a weird juice and it's all sensitive. Jordan asks if the apple will mess it up? Jeff says it might but the kiwi is weird. He goes to leave but asks if he can have a piece of kiwi...Jordan says no :) Jeff says yeah and eats one, he starts going outside but Jordan asks Jeff if he wants to eat it since she can't...Jeff jokingly says ow, my teeth and Jordan says really? Jeff says nah. Jeff eats the kiwi while Jordan asks "what about oranges?" Jeff says her gums are just sensitive. Jordan asks if she eats an orange will it do the same thing? Jeff says no. Jeff says the kiwi was a pain in the ass to peel too so thanks. He tells Jordan she needs to give the bleaching a break...he heads outside. JeJo power trip hammock chat - Part 1 10:48-10:58pm Jeff and Jordan decide to go chat on the hammock...Jeff lays down first as Jordan shows Jeff her LSU Tigers shorts...Jordan decides to lay straight and have Jeff put his feet over her if he wants...she lays back and it's uncomfortable...Jeff asks why she has to lay that way and make things so difficult...Jordan giggles and says she doesn't feel like it, why does he want her to?...Jeff asks "are you comfortable like that?"...Jordan says she's fine right now...they giggle over Casey and his banana suit...they start talking game... Jordan says Michele is so on their side because she figures their side is being knocked out one by one...Jordan decides she is going to lay straight and shifts...Jeff asks why she doesn't listen to him? she thinks he's trying to hurt her...Jordan says "no, why would I think that?"...game talk returns...Jordan says even though Michele is with "them" she thinks if they need her for a vote they could influence her...Jeff says he hasn't told her off yet, she's always fu**ing moaning and making weird noises...Jordan says she's a little crispy...Jeff says she's weird and imitates her making her weird noises...Jordan says that Lydia said that Jordan talked in her sleep saying that they should backdoor Russell or Ronnie and she told Lydia she didn't say that because she knows she doesn't talk in her sleep but she did have a dream where Julie Chen told her she was evicted. Jeff says both Lydia and Michele are weird and that if Lydia wins HOH Jessie will convince her to not put up Natalie...Jordan thinks she'll go up...Jeff says no, he'll go up for sure, she'll do whatever Jessie tells her, they just have to win...Jordan goes over who might win the next comp, if Russell wins does Jeff think he'd put her up?...Jeff doesn't think so, she's been trying to be nice to him...Jordan thinks he'd put up Michele and Lydia...Jeff thinks he might put Ronnie up, it depends if Jessie gets in his ear...Jeff says that Casey told Russell he was a sheep listening to Jessie, Russell didn't like hearing that, Casey told him that he's going to be dumped at the end and Jeff said he agreed with it, he's planting the seed with Russell... Jordan says Russell and Jessie were out there scheming earlier, she was letting Jessie show her how to do her lunges, being nice to him, she needs to work out...Jeff says Ronnie's back in the workout club, what a dork!...Jordan makes fun of Ronnie using the 10lb weights she wanted to use...Jeff laughs saying Jordan was pissed...Jordan says he should have been using the 20lb ones...Jeff says he needs to lose 20lbs and get the f**k outta there LOL Jordan says they can't let him win...Jeff says he's going to win...Jordan says if Ronnie does win they're outta there...Jordan wonders if Michele would put her up, she worries if the others are planning to put both of them up to ensure one is going...Jeff says that might be the plan...Jordan says that Jeff will be in the jury house without her...Jeff says "no, we gotta get there together cuz otherwise I'll fu**ing cut someone's neck in there" LOL Jordan says it will be fun but she does want to make it to the end...Jeff says if he wins this week they can make a little run. Jordan asks who Jeff would put up?...Jeff says it changes but Ronnie for sure, he's going to put people straight up...Jordan says she knew something was up in the POV comp, Casey should have tried harder to win...Jeff says he doesn't believe Casey would've won anyway even if he says he could have...Jeff says he could have done way better too, he was looking for prizes. They start discussing how Russell...Jeff says he feels like he has a hard on for him, this is so self-absorbed but he feels like Russell wants to be like him, he's not even kidding, he watches himself all the time...Jeff tells Jordan about how he caught Russell staring at him earlier in the day, it was so creepy...Jordan laughs...Jeff could tell Russell was nervous, what the f**k was that? what a weirdo...Jordan doesn't know but says that Russell is always asking her questions about boyfriends and stuff...Jeff says maybe he has a hard on for Jordan and he's just jealous, he doesn't know... Jordan says he said she has a boyfriend (Jeff) in there and she said she didn't have one...Jeff says that's weird because just today Russell asked Jeff why he doesn't tell Jordan about his exes, is it a weird story and Jeff said no, it's a long story and he doesn't feel like talking about it, what a weirdo...Jordan asked him if he and Chima were going to hook up? and then he said no, she's not my type, he prefers blondes and wished there were more blondes in there...Jeff says "maybe you and Russell can date?" ;) Jordan says "shut up"... Jeff says maybe her and Russell will make it to the jury house and he'll win, he'll make that trade...Jordan says "you would trade me for that?"...Jeff says “no”...Jordan says "after all the trouble I've gone through with you?"...Jeff says "what do you mean? me too"...Jordan says "you'd dump me?"...Jeff says "we're in this together, there's no backing out now"...they laugh...Jeff says they've caused enough trouble, actually they cause no trouble... Interesting statement here by Jordan that is eerily similar of their life outside the house in relation to the some of the other HG's Jordan says "they just don't like us, maybe they're just jealous of us, maybe they're jealous cuz we get along so well and we stay out of it, maybe that's the problem" 😉 JeJo power trip hammock chat - Part 2 10:58-11:04pm Jordan imagines winning HOH next over Jeff, it would be so good cuz Jessie's flipping out...Jeff, with emphasis, says "that'd be so awesome, so awesome!", he says if he didn't go to the jury house that'd be so sweet...Jordan says she'd do her muscles and say "4th week, 4th week"...Jeff says he killed Jessie in the DR today...Jordan says Jessie would never let go of Natalie but he told Casey that he would...Jeff thinks he would because he's a selfish bastard but everyone is here to win it for themselves...Jordan says Jessie doesn't deserve it, all he's going to use the money is on weightlifting stuff...Jeff hopes people are smart enough to know. Jordan says that Jessie and Russell are close again and Ronnie was talking to Ronnie again so she's not sure what's up, she keeps talking to Russell, just flirting with him a little bit...Jeff says things are just weird, everyone wants to get through this week and then things will change...Jordan agrees and says she wasn't worried originally because she thought it would be Ronnie out 3rd week then Casey...Jeff figured that as well and now it's going to be him or her worst case scenario...Jordan says that Jeff should've accepted HOH from Jessie in the last comp...Jeff says "but I thought the plan was to get Ronnie out", he says he didn't want to just take it and owe Jessie a favor, it was better if he won and got to waste it on Ronnie and then next week he had a chance to win and they would have both made it to jury (worked out for the best Jeff! ;) ) Jordan says she feels bad that she didn't get anyone out in the high school comp...Jeff says she says that all the time, she's gonna win, don't worry...Jordan says she doesn't get Russell...Jeff says he's getting weird and sneaky...Jordan says she keeps talking to him to stay on his good side...Jeff says Russell is so paranoid about going up...Jordan wonders if she goes up with Russell, who would go home? Russell?... Jeff says yeah, he would think so...Jordan agrees...Jeff says he doesn't know though...they go over who Jordan could win against...Jeff says he wouldn't win over anybody not even her...Jordan says "you think so?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan tells Jeff to just be nice to everybody, kiss Michele's ass (please don't :/ ) ...Jeff says he talked to her but Jessie hasn't said a word to him and he wouldn't talk to him earlier, he just pretended to sleep...Jeff says Natalie tried talking to him asking him how he slept and then complimented him on his cooking saying she couldn't wait until they get a BBQ and he told her he'd be long gone before they get it and Natalie said for Jeff to not talk like that. Jordan says you never know, Chima likes him now too...Jeff says that Lydia said that Chima would put up Jeff...Jordan says she doesn't know, maybe...Jeff asks who would she put up?...Jordan says "me?"...Jeff says "and me, she's not going to put anyone else up, she's not going to put her own team up"...Jeff says one of those Brains can't win, that's all, one of those nerds can't win...Jeff says if his team wins, then he'll cut a deal with Jessie to get Jordan through the week...Jordan says Jessie's word is no good...Jeff says it's terrible but he'll try to cut a deal. Jordan says that Russell told her that Lydia & Kevin would go out before her, there's bigger threats than just her, they think she's just some dumb person...Jeff says there has to be animosity in the group, there has to be...Jordan agrees...Jeff says they're fu**ed if one of the Brains gets it...Jordan says if Ronnie wins, he's gonna backdoor somebody...Jeff says "I'm gonna fu**ing back kick his face" LOL Jordan wonders again about who would go home if it was between her and Russell… JeJo power trip hammock chat - Part 2 11:04-11:13pm Jordan asks if Jeff saw all the dishes in there?...Jeff says yeah, a million...Jordan says she's not doing them...Jeff says him neither but he'll wash his pan...Jordan says she'll do hers...Jeff says he washes his while he cooks, they ate his food so they should wash them...Jordan says they only cook for themselves...Jeff says Lydia murdered the steaks, she ruined them, she asked if he wanted one but he declined saying he'd eat leftovers and his dinner was the bomb...Jordan says "everybody else wanted yours didn't they?" :) ....Jeff says yeah, it was a good dinner today, yummy. Jeff starts fantasizing...he says they're going to win, it's not "if", they're going to win, they're going to enjoy the week and he's going to tell someone to fu**ing kiss his dick on the way out, he doesn't want to get cocky....Jordan hopes it's endurance...Jeff says "I want to go on a power trip"...Jordan asks what he means?...Jeff says "I want to be in power and abuse it because I'm so used to not having it in here, ykwim?"...Jordan says having that bed, how comfy and cold it is...Jeff says people would be knocking at the door and he'd have his headphones on, go back to sleep and not even answer it "come back in 10, I'll be with you in 10, go" LOL Jordan says "you won't be saying that to me!"...Jeff says "oh yeah, I need some Jeff time"...Jordan says "no! I'm going up there too"...Jordan says "we're a package, remember?"...they laugh and FISH... Jordan says that Jeff has a good shot of winning next because Jessie isn't playing, he wins everything...Jordan catches herself saying what Jeff doesn't like hearing and she says "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that" Jeff says he doesn't understand why she says he has advantage, he'll beat those fu**ing guys, they'll see this week, she doesn't believe him either, she can get away from him too, the door's locked now, you just lost the key 😜 Jeff says he hopes Jordan wins...Jordan does too...Jeff says she can stick it in his ass and say "haha" and lock him out...Jordan says she will...Jeff says "no you won't, I'll kick that door right in" 😁 ...Jordan giggles and says "Jordan time, we'll be sleeping all day"... Jeff says ahh, man, that'll be too good, we'd feel so cool, for once, everyone would kiss their ass so bad cuz no one would want to go home, he'd make everyone crazy, he'd wouldn't tell her who he was putting up so she wouldn't act different and he'd make fake deals with everyone and if they don't win they'd be the ones making deals LOL Jordan says that Jeff is safe if Russell wins, she's not...Jeff doesn't think Russell would put Jordan up and they might drop the cliques, it's a big week...Jordan, who always had great instincts about the game, says that she thinks they'll get to the jury house and then drop the cliques...Jeff says that makes more sense but who knows... Jordan says "OMG Ronnie STFU"...Jeff says dude, he wants to drown'd him, if he did he'd still be blub, blub, blub under the water LOL Jordan says "he's so fu**ing annoying"...Jordan wants PB&J...Jeff says to make one...Jordan says jelly's fattening...Jeff says "with a glass of milk" :) ...Jordan asks if he wants to?...Jeff says no, he ate like shit today. Jordan asks Jeff if she pissed off Russell when she pinched Jeff's belly fat? she did it on purpose...Jeff says why?...Jordan says because Russell asked if she didn't like muscles and she said she likes guys with a little bit of meat on them, that night she slept in the HOH with Jessie, it was like sleeping next to a rock, no cushion, would Jeff want a stick skinny girl that's all bones?...Jeff says "no, I don't like that" 😉 Ronnie is heard cackling in the background and Jeff says that honestly he's going to have to tell him to STFU...Jordan feels like they can't go anywhere...Jeff says he hasn't talked in a week and is now going off...brief FISH...Jeff is telling Jordan about how Michele is running her mouth to the others about what they talked about...Jordan says something about Kevin and Jeff says he hopes they stick to the plan. Out of the blue Jordan says "does my hair look bad?" LOL Jeff knowingly smiles... Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "no, it doesn't look bad"...Jordan says "K"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "nothing, I was looking at your hair" 😉 Jordan wants PB&J...Jeff says to make some...Jordan is hesitant to it, asks if it's bad?...Jeff says who cares, she knows she wants it...Jordan wonders if she should have cookies and milk...Jeff thinks it might be better than PB&J...Jeff wants more of his leftovers but they're gone...Jeff says he's starting to get short with people, they're getting on his nerves...Jordan asks if her teeth look white?...Jeff says yeah, super white, almost scary LOL ...feeds go to fish… JeJo power trip hammock chat - Part 4 11:15-11:18pm Feeds return from fish...Jordan says "quit"...Jeff says he's just saying he has a feeling she's going to prove herself this week :) ...Jordan smiles...Jeff says "I talked all good about you in the DR"...Jordan says "do you? what'd you say? tell me"...Jeff says he can't tell her...Jordan says they don't ask her questions about Jeff...Jeff says "they don't?"...Jordan says not really...Jeff says "Jesus"...Jordan says they maybe asked once or twice...FISH...Jordan is saying she's hungry LOL Jeff says to just make something...Jordan says she doesn't know what she wants to eat...Jeff says to eat a bowl of cereal...Jordan says how about cottage cheese...Jeff nods yes...Jordan asks what's better?...Jeff says cottage cheese, it's not too bad, cereal as well, fruit...Jordan says "salad?"...Jordan says there are fresh tomatoes in there...Jeff says he's pissed about how Lydia picked the veggies from the garden too early and they didn't even eat them, they never got a chance to grow...Jordan asks if he wants to go and eat stuff from the garden?...Jeff says it's all inside...Jordan emphasizes she meant the stuff inside...Jeff says "I'll bust your teeth out" LOL Jeff says she'll like the tomatoes inside there...Jordan says yeah, she'll feel fat again...Jeff says tomato is the best thing she can eat, it's like a fruit...Jordan says for them to go and asks if he wants to stay out there...Jeff says he has to pee anyway...they get up and leave the hammock to go inside…

August 13 Jeff straddles Jordan 12-12:10am This is a mix of feeds & Showtime After Dark footage which covers the previous entry and JeJo going into the RR. Jeff straddles Jordan in the 3rd part. Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqzp-HcnJZQ Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hXvAjAg0NU Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqKk2O7VpKg JeJo move to the RR 12:10-12:41am When the feeds return Jeff & Jordan are laying down in Jeff's bed in the RR. They are cuddling. Michele is there talking with them. They are talking about making over Michele. Jeff throws his two cents in every once in awhile, lol. They talk about winning HOH and the possible comp coming up. Jeff gets out of bed to use the bathroom and then he comes back... Jordan, I don’t get it 12:42-12:48am This is probably one of my favorite yet frustrating Jeff & Jordan moments ♥ ...editorializing here...by this point Jeff & Jordan had made out the one night with Ronno in the room and since then Jordan had put the stops on pretty much any real kissing after that. I think Jeff was confused and getting mixed signals from Jordan, he probably didn't understand how she could be so touchy feely with him at times but wouldn't at least kiss him a bit more, showing more real affection, especially at night since it seemed obvious she liked him...so during this exchange Jeff cuddles with Jordan and says "Jordan, I don't get it" Jordan asks him "get what?" and he says "stuff"...it's clear to me he was wanting to understand how she really felt about him...I loved that moment because it showed how much Jeff was falling for Jordan and wanted her to reciprocate feelings back or at the very least admit that she wanted to be more than BFF. Poor Jeff LOL Jeff walks back to the RR from the bathroom, Jordan sweetly smiles at Jeff as he gets back in bed...Jeff gives Jordan a sweet kiss on the cheek/face... Jeff gets comfy in bed, they lean their heads into each other...Jordan asks what shirt Jeff is wearing? (under his hoodie)...Jeff says it's an M with broncos, it's a football shirt...Jordan asks what the M stands for? Michigan?...Jeff says it's actually a high school called Montini...Jordan says mmm, Montini, that's a weird name... Jeff says that his buddy coaches wrestling there, they went to a football game and he got him a free t-shirt...Jordan aww's...Jeff says aww, why'd she say that? he wanted Jeff to support the team, they used to play them when he was in high school and get their ass whipped and now he's supporting them. Michele comes out from the HN room, she looks for a blanket, finds one and goes back in the room, JeJo say goodnight to her...Jeff takes this chance to cover them up with the blanket, he puts his face real close to Jordan's...Jordan doesn't kiss him... Jeff backs up a little and says "Jordan, I don't get it"...Jordan says "get what?...hmm?"...Jeff says "stuff"...they lay quietly and then Jordan puts up her face to Jeff's and giggles saying "don't you hate that?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan says "when people are right up in your face?"...Jeff puts his face right up in Jordan's saying like this?...Jordan says "no, you weirdo"...Jeff asks if his breath smells?...Jordan says no, hers probably does, she covers her mouth...Jeff says she always does that, he says "lemme smell?"...Jordan shrieks no!...they giggle...Jordan says she doesn't like being up in people's faces and vice versa... Jeff turns a little and says he just took Tums...he's got odge, odjida (heartburn)...Jeff, while trying to touch Jordan on the chest, says it's like heartburn...Jordan who is jumpy, pushes Jeff's hand away and then says sorry...Jeff reaches for Jordan under the covers and they laugh...Jeff says "don't touch me"...Jordan groans a little and Jeff says he was making sure she didn't touch him LOL ...Jeff says it's over 😏 Jordan points at Jeff's dimples saying he has dimples..."cuuute" 🥰...Jeff asks if Jordan wants to fill them in with cement or something? (huh?) Jordan is perplexed at that one haha...Jordan says that right now, the way Jeff looks he looks like her dad's friend Clel...they banter a little about Clel and Jeff says he never heard that name but he does have an aunt Clelia 😜 Jordan says that's cool. Jeff caresses Jordan's face and once again Jordan starts goofing around to break the romantic tension...Jeff asks Jordan to crack his fingers...Michele comes out of the HN room again saying that she remembers now the word she couldn't remember before, the one about rats showing they're ready for sex, the word is "presenting"...satisfied that she has shown how highly intelligent she is Michele goes back in the HN room but not before Jeff cracks the joke "go present yourself, I'll be right there"...Michele is giggling and Jeff says that now Michele is going to be all flustered from his comment, he was just joking...they giggle...Jordan continues cracking Jeff's fingers...feeds go to fish... Halfway Resolution Pact 12:50-1am Feeds return from fish with Jordan talking about how everyone outside the house (fam & friends of theirs) will know who the HG's are but they won't know ❔LOL and how people outside the house (not fam & friends) will assume to know what type of people the HG's are from seeing how they are on TV as opposed to how she knows the HG's (Jeff) are, she asks if that makes sense?... Jeff says yeah, they don't know Jeff as well as she does...Jordan says not really but nevermind...Jeff says it depends on how they're portrayed on TV, hopefully it's good. Jeff asks Jordan if he understood what she was trying to get across?...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says that what's cool is when he tells a story, for eg. about Jordan then his fam & friends will already know all about her...Jordan says the hardest thing is she'll miss 3 months of events, gossip with her friends...Jeff says she'll be caught up in a week...Jordan says she yaps on the phone forever...Jeff says "imagine what it'll be like the first 2/3 days you're back"...FISH...when they return Jeff is lamenting the cold weather in November (after getting back)...Jordan says she didn't bring that many jackets... Jeff says they still have a lot of time left in the sun...Jordan says it feels like it will be over soon, they're already halfway there and it feels like it just started...Jeff says it depends how you look at it, it feels like 3 months but then otoh it has gone by fast, once they're done then it will really seemed to have gone by fast...Jordan says they'll miss it...Jeff says they'll be sad when they leave...Jordan says she knows...Jeff says you're with these people for 3 months... Jordan says she'll be waiting for the music to wake her up, to change her batteries...Jeff says when you'll miss it is when you wake up in your real life and you'll ask where is everybody, you'll want to go to the pool instead of work, when you really think about it and put it in perspective they're so lucky...Jordan says they definitely are...Jeff says they'd be a lot better off...Jordan says she has to quit complaining...Jeff says me too...Jordan says she gets irritated sometimes...Jeff says he does too... Jordan says that's what they're going to call it, like New Year's resolution...Jeff says "this is our halfway resolution?"...Jordan says yes...Jeff puts up his pinky...Jordan puts up hers and they pinky swear that they'll have a better attitudes, they will be positive, not complain, get up in the morning and not sleep so late...Jeff asks they start after he's a HN?...Jordan agrees...Jeff laughs...Jordan continues saying they'll try their hardest on everything, stay positive, what else?...Jeff says that's pretty good, how about enjoy every minute...Jordan agrees and says she won't eat so much cookie dough...Jeff giggles...Jordan says she'll reach her goal of losing 10 lbs and Jeff has to help her...Jeff says that Jordan won't get mad when he tries to help her, like when he asks her a question to support her and she takes it the wrong way and gets pissed at him...Jordan says ok...Jordan says she'll try and quit throwing stones at Jeff all the time...Jeff says "wow, I like this already" 😊 Jeff says he wants this in writing LOL...Jordan says she'll try and be nice and do 50/50 in back rubbing, she'll try...Jeff says "wow, where are all these ideas coming from?"...Jordan says she doesn't know, they're popping in her head...Jeff says "Jordan trying to be positive, I love it"...Jordan says she'll try and not make fun of Jeff even though she tries to make him cooler...she laughs...Jordan says she'll give Jeff better haircuts, not mess them up...Jeff says they're drifting...Jordan says they're not, they're staying focused...Jordan says they'll eat healthy, Jeff cooks every night, Jordan will cook sometimes but Jeff is the main cook, she'll clean and he'll cook...Jeff says "that's a deal sister" 🤝 Jordan kisses their hands, Jeff does the same and then says "now smoke it", he smokes it, puts it out and throws it...Jordan does the same, they laugh...Jordan says "that's our halfway resolution" :) ...Jordan says to hold on, she wants to add more, they hold pinkies again...Jeff says they already smoked it...Jordan says they'll smoke another one...Jordan says halfway to their halfway resolution they are going to not get down, think they can do everything and it won't be over until Julie Chen says they're evicted...Jeff asks if they can bust stuff after?...Jordan says they can bust a move...Jordan asks "ready?"...they kiss the pinky swear... ...smoke it, rub it out and throw it away...they laugh...Jeff says he likes it, they're positive now...Jordan says it starts after Jeff is not a HN, it could start tomorrow if Jeff wins HOH...Jeff says that would start the positive vibes perfectly...Jeff says he likes where they're at...Jordan says "focus, motivation"...Jeff says "inspiration"...Jordan says "responsibility"...Jeff cracks up, so does Jordan...Jeff says "so you just yelling things out now?...drywall paneling!!" 😂 Lincoln Technical Institute 1am JeJo continue laughing about the words they were using, motivation, inspiration, etc...Jeff says that they sound like a commercial for Lincoln Technical Institute...Jeff asks if Jordan has those?...Jordan says no, what is that?...Jeff says they work on motors or some shit, when he sees the commercials he gets pissed...Jordan giggles...Jeff says it goes "want to better your life and your career? work at Lincoln Tech", they show them drilling stuff into a motor...Jordan says she's seen one but isn't sure it's the same...Jeff says he gets pissed off… Add ons to the HRP - Earrings & Bears Tix 1-1:09am Jeff says he's so pumped right now, he wants to start their resolution right now...Jordan says they're on their way to success...Jeff says he can't wait to go sleep on a hard bed, he's gonna love it :) ...Jordan says she gets to sleep on a comfy bed, yeah!...Jeff asks what she's doing...Jordan says sorry, she just had to throw one stone...Jeff asks if she doesn't like his bed?...Jordan says nevermind...Jeff asks if she was being sarcastic? he was being sarcastic but she said it starts tomorrow...Jordan giggles... Jordan remembers more she wants to add onto the halfway resolution...she grabs Jeff's pinky again and says that in case of eviction Jeff has to give her his blue hat, his shirt, his sweatpants and the other hat, deal?...Jeff says "no deal, I'm not smoking that"...Jordan continues saying that if Jeff wins the half million dollars he has to buy her a brand new pair of earrings...Jeff is so cute here, he says "uhh, how, what, how much?"...Jordan isn't sure, they will have to see, ok?...Jeff says he'll smoke half of that, he'll get her something nice...Jordan says she's just kidding, being funny, they don't have to smoke to that...Jeff says first it was a purse...Jordan says but she's wearing two different earrings, a square and a round...Jeff asks how much they are for real?...Jordan says a good pair are like...Jeff says 5G's?...Jordan says no, you can get good ones for a thousand...Jeff says "oh really, if you want I'll smoke that, I'll get you a pair for sure"...Jordan says she's kidding, she doesn't want anything... Jeff says he'll smoke one by himself right now and he does...Jeff says if he wins she gets earrings...Jordan says if she wins he'll get season tickets to the Bears game, she smokes it...Jeff says he didn't see her smoke it...Jordan sits up and smokes it ... Jeff cracks up!! 🤣 Jeff says "yes! I've always wanted season's tickets to the Bears, that's awesome...I like our resolution, halfway"...Jordan says she does too...Jeff says they have to remind each other even when they're crabby and they can't get crabby at the other person for doing that...Jordan says ok... Jordan says she's getting sleepy, she's taking her mic off but Jeff can stay in the bed...Jeff says he'd rather than go in there...Jeff says this is like old times...Jordan says this way Jeff can't come in and beat her (in the morning)...Jeff says he's going into the SS room...they joke around about what they'll do tomorrow morning...Jordan suddenly says goodnight...Jeff makes that frustrated face implying he doesn't want to just say goodnight but wants a goodnight kiss LOL...FISH & when the feeds return Jordan is in bed by herself, Jeff has gone to the HN room and is telling Michele all about their halfway resolution...Jordan is seen smiling...😊 Jeff uses the Coup d’Etat 4pm-7pm Jeff, in one of the greatest moments in BB history, uses the Coup D'Etat power to take Lydia and Russell off the block and place Jessie and Natalie there. Chima is stunned and pissed. Lydia is relieved until she realizes Jessie is going up. Russell is grateful but still votes to keep Jessie. Jordan is mouth agape in shock when Jeff stands up to use it...she had no clue he was the Wizard. Michele and Kevin vote to evict Jessie along with Jordan and he is evicted by a vote of 3-2 and is sent packing...with no bag lol Not shown on feeds but on live TV. You know ;) 8:51-8:53pm Jeff has just used the Coup d'Etat hours earlier, Jessie is gone, the house is filled with tension...Jeff is sitting at the kitchen table by himself, he has his serious face on, he's unimpressed with how the other side of the house is handling the situation... Jeff needs Jordan...he walks over to to the kitchen area where Jordan is washing dishes...Jeff says "more dishes?"...Jordan says "of course, you know they're going to do it to be assholes"...Jeff starts preparing iced tea...they look at each other and Jordan says "what's up?"...Jeff says "nuthin, gettin some iced tea"...Jordan says she's getting her usual Thursday headache...Jeff smiles and says he already took an Advil...Jordan says it's every Thursday. Jeff sweetly says "you hungry?" Jordan says "yeah it'll be here soon...you know?" Jeff says "yes I do know" Jordan says "you know I'm taking over this shirt right?" Jeff softly says "I had a feeling" Jordan says she'll give it back, it's just comfy, it probably needs to be washed, she cleaned in it, she took a shower earlier but didn't wash her face yet because she thought she might get called to the DR. Jeff says "you love that shirt huh?" Jordan says "I know...so...you know" 😊 Jeff says "your friends are going to, you say you know after every single sentence" Jordan says "what?" Jeff says "you say you know after every single sentence, you know?" Jordan laughs and Jeff says "your friends are going to kill you" ☺️ Russell then comes to talk to Jeff about how stupid the others are acting by moving around their stuff and they leave to check it out... Good job pinch & hug 11:13-11:15pm Jeff and Jordan come inside after deciding to go hang out up in Michele's HOH room with her & Russell...Jeff heads to the bathroom and is brushing his teeth. Jordan comes into the bathroom and pinches Jeff's butt. 😊 She then hugs/pats him from behind and says "good job" Jeff asks if he can get a backscratch? (later)...Jordan mmm, hmm's and hugs Jeff tight. Jordan says she feels bad that he has to sleep in the HN room...Jeff says it's ok...she leaves shortly after...

August 14 Jeff fooled Jordan/Blue & Green eyes 1:17-1:24am Feeds return from fish...Jeff and Jordan are laying down in the SS room...Jordan is saying "when I saw you standing up I was like, no way!"...Jeff giggles...Jordan says "I can't get over it, you had me fooled, majorly"...Jeff says "that was the point"...Jordan says that it was like a birthday surprise or when you get something on Christmas you're not thinking you're going to get and you get it...Jeff says "did you think anyone was standing up?"...Jordan says she saw Jeff and seriously wanted to hit his hip and say Jeff, sit down, she thought he was joking and when he actually stood up and looked at her and smiled, she thought no! holy shit! Jeff says the other side is already talking like they're gone, that's true though :) ...Jordan says if everything sticks to the plan...Jeff says there are so many different things that could happen, they just have to worry about week to week because as soon as they get the power he's gone but he had to make this move...Jordan says look what Dan did...Jeff says they have to win next week to put one of them up...Jordan says then they'll be good...Jeff says then they'll have the votes... Jordan says "I feel bad for being mean today then"...Jeff smiles...Jordan says she gets moody...Jeff says he knows, he knew she was going to be happy otherwise he would have given her the brush off (hand signal)...Jordan asks Jeff to do the thing with his hand...Jeff says he can't, it's situational😉 Jordan says it was comical seeing them all crying around the table about Jessie, that was ridiculous...Jeff says he has no words for it...they whisper inaudibly then Jordan says she feels like she can't just talk to him one on one...Jeff gives her a knowing look...Jordan says "it's over"...Jeff laughs saying "we lost, it hurts"...Jordan giggles about Jeff saying "it's over" using his hands...Jeff says he does that a lot...Jordan agrees... Jordan shows Jeff the bracelet she made...Jeff says if Jordan wins HOH next week, he'll make her one...Jordan laughs about how people will say she sucks...Jeff says people will say (about him), that guy made a good move but is he ever gonna win anything?...Jordan laughs saying "no they're not, obviously America likes you"...Jeff says now they do, he hopes they do, it makes him feel good he won obviously...Jordan says me too, they're a package deal...Jeff says "package deal"... Jordan says she can see it now and she holds up 2 fingers (final 2)...Jeff says that's good...Jordan says they have to get everybody out of the way so Jeff doesn't get put up or if he does, win POV and take Jeff off...Jeff says it's going to be a battle every week now, he has to come up with a big win, just next week win, it would be cool if he could win, he could do it... Jordan says "what color are my eyes"...Jeff looks and says blue-green...Jordan says Jeff's are green...Jeff says "yeah?"...she sings "Green Eyes"...Jeff looks at his shirt, which is blue, and says "that's weird" (I thought he was going to say that he thought he had blue eyes because doesn't he? lol)...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says Jordan's eyes look like his...Jordan says her dad has pretty eyes, they're blue, baby blue...Jeff mumbles something, Jordan says to not worry about it and Jeff says he's not...feeds switch out.... Whispers & Smiles under the turquoise blanket 10:23-10:42am Jeff has just spent his last night in the HN room and immediately goes into the SS room to lay down. Jordan returns to the room from having slept upstairs, she lays down with Jeff. Jeff says "hey Jordo" and Jordan says "what's up?" Jordan asks if Jeff slept good...he didn't, he was up all night, he was tossing and turning all night. Jeff gets up to find the red pillow but Jordan gives him hers saying she's not going to sleep. Jeff gets in his cocoon... Jordan says she talked to Michele last night and she's putting up Chima & Natalie. Jeff tells Jordan that he told Michele goodnight last night before she went in the DR and Michele came up to him, gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek and he was like yes! Jordan says she likes you. Jeff says he was like "good" and he could go to sleep but then he was wide-eyed awake. Jeff points out that Jordan has the black stuff in her eye...Jordan knows. Jordan whispers that Michele said when she wins, it's like they're a team and that she really likes Jeff...Jeff says he's glad Jordan slept with Michele last night...some Inaudible whispers and then Jeff reaches over and silently kisses Jordan's neck/cheek. (blocked from view by that damn dresser! lol) Jeff says he was thinking about everything last night (when he couldn't sleep)...Jeff says he hopes he's not a have not again...Jordan says he won't be...Jordan says they (the other side) are going to feel like shit today because they got drunk...Jeff says they are, their minds are shot, they're done. Jordan whispers and Jeff gets in position to listen, she whispers in his ear, impossible to hear...BB tells them to put on their mics...Jeff says he's going to sleep so why bother. They both turn to the opposite sides. Jeff wants to get a couple of z's in. Jeff reaches back and pats her butt and says we'll talk later...Jordan reaches back and holds his hand. (presumably)...Jeff says he doesn't agree with that last comment but they'll talk about it later...BB tells them to put on their mics again and they do this time...they get comfy and say godnight. Camera focuses in on Jordan and she starts secret smiling. 😊 They are quiet for awhile... Just after the 10:38am mark Jordan turns to face Jeff and puts her arm around his waist. :) Cam finally goes off them… Hey! I’m over here! This ones fish 2:48-2:53pm When the feeds come back from the food comp, Jeff is taking a shower in the HOH bathroom. Jordan comes in and takes a peek at Jeff through the frosted glass 🧐😁😍 They then start bickering over the food comp, Jordan says Jeff wouldn't listen to her, he says he was listening but he had the matches...Jordan continues trying to make her point...Jeff who has gotten out of the shower, is in his undies, he smiles and goes over to her at the bathtub and gives her a hug. Cute! Then he puts his shorts on facing her...Jordan keeps talking to him and looking downwards and he points to his eyes/face and says "hey, I'm over here!" 🤣 They continue bantering about the food comp, pretty classic JeJo banter...Jordan arguing that Jeff wouldn't listen to her and lost his focus on her as his partner, Jeff arguing that Jordan had tunnel vision when it came to the dish that tasted like fish and lost focus on finding other dish matches...Jeff readily apologizes to Jordan...Jordan otoh doesn't apologize for her stubbornness…(pretty typical of them tbh) Jeff weighs himself and says he weighs 179lbs, he was 177lbs, how did that happen? he says he can't even remember the last time he was in the 170's, it's skinny for him...Jordan says she wants something to eat and then says "Jeff you still can't eat can you?"...Jeff says no, he can't...Jordan says aww man, that sucks… JeJo in the HOH cozy chair Part1 7:04-7:18pm Jeff, Jordan, Michele & Russell are up in the HOH room...Jordan joins Jeff who is sitting on the round chair....Jordan throws the squeeze ball around with Michele, they notice Jordan is throwing with her right, isn't she a lefty? Jordan explains how she writes, throws and plays sports in various ways...they agree she's a lefty but is a little ambidextrous...Michele, of course, is totally ambidextrous🙄 Russell does one thing with his left hand and Jeff says he does everything right handed, he's a total righty...Jordan says it's going to be weird to write stuff...Jeff says it's weird anyhow, these days people don't write much anymore, he does at work though...Russell says it's going to be weird to read...Jordan says it'll be so exciting to listen to music in your car, she loves the radio stations out in LA, the radio stations in Charlotte aren't good. Jordan starts playing with Jeff's leg...she says she wants to go sightseeing in Cali...Jordan sings a little and says she wants BB to play Disco Stick...feeds cut out...they return with Jordan telling a story about smashing her face into a pole at Six Flags, she was walking and someone got her attention, she went Boom! LOL Jordan says it was so embarrassing...of course Michele says she's had many of those types of stories, she has to outdo Jordan's story and more...Jordan can only say "that's awful" and this is Jeff's reaction to her...zzzzzzzzzzz LOL They laugh about how Michele ended up exposing herself during the graduation comp and then Jeff brings up how Jordan would have looked even funnier naked with her raccoon eyes...Jordan says her makeup was all smeared...Jeff says if that had happened to Jordan she would have said (in Jordan accent) "my junk is all out"...Jordan says that would have been so embarrassing... Jeff says at the time they were all just so wet and tired, it didn't matter...Michele then talks about how a couple of days before her bikini top busted and flew off...Jeff says he missed it but noticed something had happened...Jordan says how about when you're in the ocean, you get knocked over and your top or bottom come undone?...Jeff says that's funny in general, that's happened to him when he's been wiped out...Michele tells another story about her top coming off 🙄 , this time when she would boogie board...Jeff says "Jesus!" 😅...Jeff and Jordan adjust positions on the chair to get comfier, Jeff puts his leg over Jordan... Russell asks Jordan what her most embarrassing story is? oh wait, she has the prickle story...Jordan says it's not the most embarrassing...Jeff says he's trying to think of one...annnddd Michele has yet another story to tell...Michele tells her boring story about Tim's comedy show where he dedicated and read a filthy, dirty poem to her...Jeff & Jordan look thrilled with this story /sarcasm...Jeff says "you have plenty of stories"...Russell says she'll be all over youtube with all her falls during BB...Jeff wants a montage of them... Russell says Jordan always has the wide open mouthed look on her face when she's shocked/surprised...Jordan says she has a picture like that for when she won homecoming queen in 8th grade, middle school, she was friends with everybody...Jeff smiles saying "you're so popular"... Jordan tells a story that made her feel so good, 2 years ago when her dad went to Blockbuster and a girl there asked him if he was Jeff Lloyd...feeds cut out briefly, they come back with Jordan saying that the girl told her dad that Jordan was so nice to her in middle school and other kids (were mean)...feeds cut out again...they return with Jordan saying the girl said that Jordan never made fun of her, she talked to her, Jordan's dad told the girl she would be sure to tell her and he did and Jordan was awww, it made her feel so good... Jeff pats Jordan and then pinches Jordan's cheek. Cute!! 🥰 Jordan says she got excited… Jejo HOH cozy chair Part 2 7:18-7:42pm They continue chatting...Jordan says "now, I can get mean when I want to"...Jeff says "like in the mornings?" LOL Jordan says no, she can get really mean if she wants to, she prefers not to, she's said stuff to some girls, being immature, kind of like the others down there, she's said some stupid things to girls...Jeff starts getting sleepy...Russell starts talking about the love triangle in the BB house, they start talking game and the people in the game. Jordan says she wants to hang out with Dan, she wants to meet him, he seems cool...Jeff agrees...Jordan says she'd like to meet Renny...Jeff asks Jordan what she said?...twice...because he wants Jordan to do her Renny impersonation 😊...Jordan does it...it never gets old for Jeff, he laughs, he says the two of them together would be a crack up...Jordan explains the Renny sleepwalking story to Russell and Michele...feeds cut out... Jordan is telling them she liked all the HG's from season 10 (except for Jessie), Renny was from New Orleans, they should go to Mardi Gras, they'd have the best time ever, it's so much fun...she tells them what it’s like there, Jordan says she’s so much fun when she’s drunk, at least she thinks so, especially when she’s with her girlfriends...Jordan then tells them about one specific crazy Mardi Gras story with feeds cutting in and out...Jeff seems to be napping...Jordan continues with some more Mardi Gras experiences and then talk changes to the fact they’re still on lockdown, the veto comp tomorrow and who might play... Jordan keeps rubbing and squeezing Jeff's leg...Russell asks what she's doing to Jeff?...Jordan says she's squeezing his fat...Jeff mumbles that he likes it, just play with him and he’s good...Jordan says that men's upper legs are weird looking, maybe it's because you never see them? do they agree?...Jordan lifts up Jeff's short’s leg and says that Jeff's are kind of tanned...Jordan playfully asks if Jeff's wearing a Speedo out there?...Jeff says he pulls them up when he lays out... Jordan says she feels like her implants are moving down...Michele says she needs to work on them...Jordan says yeah, she feels like they’re drooping, they feel heavy...Russell wonders if Jordan shouldn’t be wearing a bra all the time to stop them from drooping?...Jordan says no, they said to just do her exercises...Jordan says they’re heavy, she thinks they’re 3 lbs apiece...Russell thinks they’re a lot of weight for her back...Jordan says she used to be a 32A and now she’s a 36C, before her surgery she weighed 128 and then after she was 134.5... Michele and Russell tell Jordan that you have factor in water retention from the surgery so they figure the implants weren’t actually that heavy...Jordan explains that she got to try on the implants in her bra before and she thought they were heavy, how were they going to fit? she brought her mom with her to give her opinion, the best part was right before surgery when they put you out... Jordan says she could never get her nose done because of how they break it...Michele says Jordan has a cute nose, why would she think of getting her nose done?...Jordan stays silent...Russell says “don’t get your nose done”...Michele says no, that’ll hurt...the mood gets awkward...Jordan says she wouldn’t do it because it does hurt...they get quiet and then randomly chat about the lockdown, how much they sleep, how the last 2 days have gone by slowly...silence...Michele asks Jordan if she’s sleepy? Jordan says a little, is Michele?...Michele says she might zonk out... Russell dozes off and more silence...after a bit Jordan says she’s not sure she wants to go to sleep or go downstairs and make something...Michele tucks herself in to nap...Jordan slips herself out of the chair...Jeff stirs and says “Jordo?” :)...Jordan walks towards the door and says she’s going downstairs ok?...Jeff says “where?”...Jordan says “in the kitchen”...Jeff says he thought she was going to lay down, he would go with her...Jordan says if Jeff wants to they can go lay down...Jeff says “you wanna? cuz I wanna stretch my shit out”...Jeff gets up and says he’s going to take a pee...Jordan leaves saying she’ll be down there...Jeff says alright… JeJo’s clothes are messed with 7:44-8:19pm Jeff & Jordan come down from the HOH to discover that someone has taken all of Jeff's clothes and dumped them on the SS bed where they sleep. Jeff is PISSED 🤬 Jordan lays down in complete stunned silence...Jeff's feelings are written all over his face, he tells Natalie not to ever touch his shit again. He lays down in his bed while Jordan lays down in the other one without saying a word. Jordan tries to engage Jeff but he's not having any of it...eventually they do talk. Btw, Jordan looks so pretty here, she smiles to herself, thinking about the food comp where Jeff totally ignored her 😬 They have some more laughs about that. They then talk about how long of a week it's going to be… Major tension in the house 11-11:30pm It's fascinating to watch the tension building in the house...by this point Chima has already self destructed and has thrown her mic in the pool (which the other side of the house didn't see but may know about?) and she is refusing to put another one on, she is sitting on the dryer/washer probably guarding it to not allow the others to use it or awaiting her whitest whites cycle to finish up. Jeff, Jordan, Michele & Russell sit on the BY couches and are generally quiet and stunned that the others are being so childish and taking things to this level. Jeff is seething...Jeff & Jordan finally get to talk alone just before the 11:20 mark when M&J go to practice golf....Jordan tells Jeff to sit on the other side of her so the others can't see what she's saying... Jeff moves over and they start talking game...Jeff & Jordan are very leery of Michele & Russell still...Russell asks Jeff if he wants to practice golf?...Jeff says he'll play in a little bit...Jordan says that Russell is so paranoid, every time he sees any of them talking he gets like that...Jeff says he's pissed that Russell seems to still be so close to Natalie... (Jordan keeps banging her cup on the table so it's very irritating to try and hear what they're saying)...Jordan says she wants to vote out Natalie because she can't deal with her another week at all, she drives her crazy...Jeff says him too... Jordan says they're going to pour hot sauce or something on them tonight when they're sleeping...Jeff says no, they're not...Jordan says Natalie walked around with hot sauce, toilet paper and a lint roller and then didn't bring the hot sauce back into the kitchen...Jeff tells Jordan if they put hot sauce on his stuff he swears he will light their shit on fire ...he's not even joking...Jordan gets a worried look and says he better ask the DR just in case (umm, I'm thinking the DR won't be thrilled Jeff is lighting stuff on fire lol)...Jeff says ask the DR if putting hot sauce on my shit is cool? cuz it's not...Jordan says she means that could get him evicted...Jeff says "then I'll light them on fire" (umm, not better lol)... Jordan says that's what they want Jeff to do...Jeff says you can't just ruin someone's fu**ing clothes...Jordan says they want to do that with everybody...Jeff says there are 800 million cameras in there, they better stop it...Jordan is just saying...Jeff says he's saying that if they do something, he's going to light this place on fire. Jordan says they're trying to get Jeff mad so he'll get himself evicted...they start talking game again... Jordan worries Russell might save Natalie...Jordan says that Michele is sensitive about them saying anything bad about Chima, she tells Jeff not to say girls are bitches, she gets mad...Jordan says they have to get rid of Russell as soon as they can, sorry she's thinking way ahead...Jeff says he does the same, he pictures himself in the finals but no matter what they will vote whoever is on the other side, they'll try and stick it to him... Jordan says that Russell has all this designer stuff, he's probably well off but doesn't want them to know, he's already got $20,000, Kevin has $15,000, they have to get rid of Kevin before Lydia?... Jordan says she's going to threaten Lydia with her secret (hanky panky with Jessie)...Jeff says threaten? just say it...Jordan says she doesn't feel like playing, she's in such a bad mood...Jeff too...Jordan says they have all night to play...Jeff says "they make this fu**ing experience a fu**ing nightmare"...Jordan says it's Friday, tomorrow is Saturday, they can lay out on Sunday, Monday is POV, 3 days with them, they can stay outside and ignore them...Jordan says for Jeff to put his stuff up in Michele's room...Jeff says "I'm not going to fu**ing run around like I'm scared of their shit, if they touch my shit, I'm lighting their shit on fire period! they heard me say it 5 times, if they don't think it's going to happen then try me, try it because if they let that fu**ing happen, I'm lighting their shit on fire, burning fire, on fire" Jordan says she doesn't think they will...Jeff shakes his head, smiling and says he just hopes they don't for his sake...Jordan says they can practice later, she's not motivated right now...Jordan thinks Chima didn't try to practice so that's good...Jeff says she did...Jordan says she didn't do it for long...Jeff says "I know, now she's not wearing her microphone" 🤓 Jordan says "sorry losers"...Jeff says he hasn't seen every season but this is for sure the most miserable cast...Jordan says "oh, yeah definitely"...Jeff says for sure...Jordan says she hates this cast, she hates it...Jeff says it seems like everyone has fun on the past seasons...Jordan says "of course when I'm on it"...Jeff says "we have the most miserable bitch on reality tv on our fu**ing show"...Jordan gets called to the DR...Jeff says “go vent”...Jordan leaves...

July 26 Jeff helps Jordan work out 12:31-12:40pm Jeff is doing laundry and Jordan waits for him sitting on the pool table. Jeff leans in towards her and asks her if she wants to do weights right now...she says yes. Jeff grabs his water from inside and Jordan goes and sits on the weight bench. Jeff grabs the free weights and Jordan says she wants to do the bar...Jeff says it's 45lbs, does she think she can lift that? Jordan says yeah, she knows, she took gym ok? Jeff says alright and there's a little confusion as to which way she's supposed to be facing. Jeff says what do you want to do? Jordan says her arms, now what? Jeff says your triceps? Jordan pats her arms and says this jiggly part. 😛 Jeff says to lay down, she does, he doesn't think she can do the bar, she insists and they bicker about it. Jeff says if she wants to do her triceps she needs to do it this way (he shows her) but he says the bar is going to crush her face. (I am realizing that Jeff is not the best instructor after this next exchange, I am as confused as Jordan was LOL) Jeff holds the bar and tells Jordan to lay down, no the other way, with her head over there (failing to tell her where)...Jordan says my head on this? (points to the support)...Jeff walks towards her legs and says no, with your head right below there (looking at the end of the bench but meaning the support)...Jordan starts turning around and Jeff says "the other way"...Jordan says what do you mean?...Jeff says put your head over here (nodding his head)...Jordan says this way? He says yeah, he tells her to lay flat though, move down, down, down. Jordan finally gets it... In the background Russell is heard saying that Jeff wants to put his balls on her head. 🫤 The mic keeps on Russell & Chima in the background but Jeff is seen showing Jordan how to lift the bar. She is laughing and lifting her leg probably realizing how darn heavy the bar really is. They laugh and Jeff says she is going to kill herself. Jordan is seen lifting the bar about 5 times when cams go off of them. They return with Jordan saying she wants to do her arms. Jeff says for her to listen to him, he shows her how to lift the free weight properly. Jordan attempts to do it, Jeff helps her and smiles. She does 10 reps on each arm. They whisper game...Jeff asks her how it felt..she says good. He asks if she wants to do another bench. She says yes. She does 10 reps and Jeff says to breathe and that it's pretty good. Jordan says her arms hurt. She does some bicep curls and Jeff tells her to look in the mirror which she says she hates doing and to pay attention. Jeff shows her how to do it. She doesn't listen and does it wrong, lol...Jeff giggles. Jordan says this bores her but she wanted to do it because she feels fat...Jeff says do you feel skinny now? Jordan laughs. Jordan says her arms are jiggly...Jeff says she is fine. Jordan asks about how to do knee lunges, Jeff shows her and tells her to hold the weights. She does it and Jeff giggles. Jordan gives up and says she'll exercise later, she knows she will be up all night...Jeff says she really put in a lot of time 😂 They leave, Jeff goes inside to get his nails done by Lydia, Jordan joins the others… Swinging/Cheating/Bisexuality 2:50-3:20pm This "interesting" convo starts takes place in the RR...Jordan is sitting on Jeff's bed in the RR talking to Michele...Jeff has just gone to the bathroom...after being outside for a long time, Russell & Chima have come inside and make their way to the RR. Jordan is talking about swingers and how she could never do that when R&C walk in...Russell turns on the light to put his clothes away, Chima goes and lays down in the far bed, Russell is going to join her. Michele says they're talking sexy talk so they better watch out 🙄 ...Jordan says they're talking about swinging/swingers, she could never do it...Chima says her husband will be her husband and that's it...Russell says why would you ever want to do that...Jordan hesitates but says "there's some...I mean...I don't know"...Russell says some people can, more power to them, he can't...Jordan says she would get jealous...Chima agrees...Jordan says she would be real jealous...Russell guesses it takes a certain level of being comfortable with someone, he's not there...Chima says or it's complete boredom in your marriage...Russell says exactly, then asks Michele her opinion...Michele says she's not doing it "now" hehehe 🙄..Jordan says "whaaaattt?"...Russell asks if she would consider it?...Jordan says her husband (Tim) doesn't care...Chima says it's too early in their marriage...Russell says (imitating Michele) "I would consider it". Jeff joins them and lays down in his bed. Chima talks to Jordan about her laundry, she will put hers in for her. Jordan asks if Russell minds if she turns off the light so they can be sleepy? she's going to be up late. Russell doesn't mind, Jordan turns off the light and gets back in bed with Jeff, sitting across from him. Jordan obviously wants to talk about swinging again so she pretends to forget what it was they were talking about and then says to herself & Michele "what were we talking about? oh yeah, so your husband, y'all just have to discuss it first?"...Michele says "yeah....the situation has never presented itself as of now"...Jordan pointing at Jeff says "if me & you were married, let's say"...Russell whistles, they giggle and Chima says "you're jumping the gun Jordan"...Jordan giggles and says to Jeff "let's say and I made out with a girl would you consider that cheating or no?" Jeff says "I'd be pissed I wasn't there" LOL...Russell says "that's the same reaction I would have". Chima says "typical man"...Michele says that her husband (before they were married) watched her make out with a girl...Jordan says "how hard did he get?" 🫢 Jeff says he thinks he'd be pissed if they were married and he made out with a dude or something...Jordan says "duh! that's cheating"...Jeff says he doesn't know if he'd get pissed...Michele says if you're with someone, even if it's another woman and they're having intimate feelings that's not you...Jeff says "I don't know, I've never been put in that situation so I don't know what my real feelings would be"...Jordan says "right"...Jeff says "I think I'd want to say I don't care but who knows"...Jordan says "what if you got dumped for a girl?"...Jeff says that would suck, maybe you (Jordan) like chicks, who knows, different strokes for different folks...Jordan says "not me, I'm just saying"...Jeff says "I thought that was the situation?"...Jordan doesn't get it, LOL...she says "no, I'm saying if I really did like, like if I was bi and you knew that, I'm saying"...Jeff who is clearly not understanding why they're talking about this says "I don't know Jordan". Chima giggles and says Jeff just doesn't want (to deal with this)...Russell says that Jeff doesn't want to play that game...Jeff says he doesn't know, bring her to bed and let's all get crazy before we break up ...Jordan says "that's such a..." Jeff says "well wtf? why can't I have, why can't I go out with a bang too? maybe I'll like her and you'll get dumped and I'll start dating her" 😵‍💫 Jordan doesn't like this and says she's trying to think if he made out with a guy, the same thing...Russell says "what? that's not the same thing though". Jordan says "yeah I know, like if your husband made out with a guy..." Michele says she would be very mad, yeah...Jordan says you would be pissed...Jeff asks "would you be mad or just think that's weird?"...Michele says maybe if he told her before he wanted to do that it might be ok but if he just did that whoa!...Jordan won't let up, lol but gets tongue tied...she says "yeah that is true...I'd just be like...I don't know"...they all start giggling...Jordan then says she'll be in the DR and totally forget the whole conversation, what the point was, she'll be like hang on, what? Jeff says he does that, he gets off on a tangent and will ask "dude, what was the question again?" J&J laugh...Jeff says he's way off in left field...Jordan says she does that too, she branches off... Now Michele brings up the sex talk and asks Jordan if she was dating a guy and he told her he was bisexual, would she cut it off? would she be grossed out?...Jordan says "ummm, I probably would cut it off just because I wouldn't want, I would only want him to be intim...I, probably...I think it's different though with girls, honestly, like I think if you were like, if I was bi or any other girl, it'd be different but if a guy was bi, I don't think I would like that" Michele says that the straight partner in that relationship is always threatened...Jordan asks if Michele's husband was bi, in the beginning, would that turn her away from him?...Michele says she's bi so it wouldn't bother her, as long as he is open...Chima says "you're what??"...Michele says she is...Chima says she didn't know that...Jeff asks her "could you see yourself being with a woman for the rest of your life?" (you hear Chima telling Russell she assumed since she was married she never thought that)...Michele says she could have but she found her soulmate so it just happened to be a man, so she's good.. Jordan asks Michele when she knew she liked girls?...Michele says in high school...Jordan says really? does she mind talking about this?...Michele says she doesn't care, she's an open book ...Jordan asks if her parents know she is bi?...Michele says no, they probably know now...Jordan says wow...Jeff says she is married so it doesn't matter...Jordan asks what kinds of feelings she gets...Michele says the feelings you get when you like a guy...Jordan asks if she dated a girl in high school?...Michele says not really...Jordan says she can't tell if a girl is gay or not, the butch ones yes...Michele talks a bit about that...Jordan says she works with a girl that is gay that is so pretty, she would never know she was gay...Jordan talks about the Real World and how two pretty girls were gay on that show...Michele talks about Ivette being a runner up on BB and she was gay...they then start talking about the different seasons of BB and how long it's been on… Pre March of the Penguins talk 3-3:15am The HG's continue chatting in the RR with the lights off. Jordan is sitting on Jeff's bed across from Jeff who is laying down with his legs around Jordan. Jordan says that she remembers everything from school, she had a best friend since 3rd grade and they always used to say they were Romy & Michele (from the movie) because they were never going to do anything with their lives and they were going to stay in the same town, doing the same things and they'd end up being roomies forever, they would try to make up some big lie to make it seem like they were somebody cool so when they would go to their high school reunion they wouldn't seem like losers...Jeff laughs out loud and grabs his forehead and says "oh shit" LOL Jordan says she probably won't even go to her 10 year reunion, she hated high school...Russell says "really?"...Jordan says yeah, she hated it...Chima asks if she was popular?...Jordan says she hung out with everybody (that usually means you are popular, lol)...Jordan says she worked during high school, she doesn't know, she always thought it was drama, all the girls disliked each other...Jordan says she wouldn't care to see them, she sees half of them as it is...Russell says to wait a couple of years...Jordan says she'll be 23 in November, November 21st and Laura's was Dec. 21st. Jordan says on her 21st birthday, it fell around her birthday instead of the week after and she was so mad because everyone was going out of town and she said no! you can't go, it's my bday! it was on a Wednesday, she didn't really have that much fun on her 21st birthday. Jeff asks if they know what Black Wednesday is? They don't really know...Jeff says it's the Wednesday before Thanksgiving...Russell says it's the biggest party day of the year...Jeff says people get fu**ing smashed, you black out that's why it's called that, everyone is back home from school and it's just rocking, the city and then on Thanksgiving you're blahhh. Jordan says that on her 21st bday she got sick at 12am and had to go home and she almost passed out at the bar and then her bday last year wasn't fun because she swears someone put something in her drink because she remembers getting downtown and being in one bar and she looked at her friend and said she felt really drunk already and her friend felt it too and she doesn't remember the rest of the night, she woke up and she was in her friend's bed and her other friend got separated from them and ended up being in a bathroom in a club the whole time...Russell says he knows a friend that that happened to. Jordan says this year will be totally different, she will pace herself a lot more because she ended up having shots and more shots and she threw up all the way home, threw up in her hair. Michele talks a little about her last bday before coming in the house...Jordan says BB has to let them have a bday party for Chima...they talk a little about how her bday might be...Jordan starts eating cookie dough...Jordan says if tequila is involved she'll be boohooing 😭 Jeff smiles...Jordan says tequila makes her cry...Jordan gives Jeff the cookie dough package to place by his bed...Jordan says he knows he wants one...Jeff says he knows but he won't...Jeff closes his eyes and Jordan taps him with her foot saying "wake up"...Jeff says he is up but he has them closed because of the bright light in his eye. Michele says she feels like a cat sitting up on a perch which prompts Jeff to say he likes cats...Jordan says she doesn't...Jeff says you have to earn their affection, dogs are fu**ing sellouts...Jordan says no, they're not, dogs are cute...Jeff says he likes dogs too...Chima says that Jeff is so funny, the way he says stuff is hilarious, she has heard that exact same sentiment but just differently...Jeff laughs and says he likes dogs, don't get him wrong but people give cats a bad rap, people say "you like cats? fu**ing loser!" "why? cuz I like a cat, you're a fu**ing loser, look at your pants!!" Russell laughs and says he actually likes cats. Jordan grabs Jeff's leg and says "every time you get mad you say f**k"...Jeff says "I say f**k when I eat breakfast LOL...Jordan says she knows, the F-bomb is Jeff's favorite...Jeff says "I love it, I hate that I say it all the time, I don't even know"...Jordan says "maybe that is why you're having bad luck, St. Anthony and he's supposed to protect you or something, give you good luck" 🤔 Jeff & Russell at the same time say that Jordan has no clue what she's talking about...Jordan says "your necklace"...Jeff says "what did I say St. Anthony was for?"...Jordan says "I forgot"...Jeff says "I know so let's just blow things out"...Jordan says "wasn't it for protection?"...Jeff says "no, it wasn't, what? did you see a movie with that or something?"...Jordan says "no, you were telling me about it the other night"...Jeff says "protection from what?"...Jordan says "just like protection"...Jeff stares in disbelief at Jordan, Jeff says he told her 3 times what the saint meant....Jordan says she knows, she forgot...Jeff says "well it's not for you anyway" :( Jordan says "oh my God!"...Jeff says why should he keep telling it to her, if it was important to her she would remember, if he has to tell her 6 times it doesn't matter, make up whatever story she wants, it brings penguins out and that's like the 5th time he's said penguins...the HG's say Jeff always talks about penguins...Jeff says he has a penguin obsession, for real, he's going to see penguins when he's out of there, he talks about them and polar bears a lot...Jordan asks about that movie with Adam Sandler with the fat guy that always sees penguins...Jeff says oh, yeah and laughs...Jeff says "there's that penguin again"...Jordan & Jeff laugh. Jordan says Jeff should be a penguin for Halloween...Jeff says he's gonna...Jordan talks into her mic asking BB to give Jeff a penguin suit to wear for a week...that brings them to talk about Casey and his banana suit, they can't take him seriously walking around in it...Jeff can't believe he went to bed already. Jordan makes a pouty face at Jeff, Jeff taps Jordan's leg and tsks, he smiles and sits up to hug Jordan, he goes in for the neck twice...Jordan squeals in delight... Jeff lays back down...Jordan says Jeff is being sassy tonight...Jeff rubs Jordan's leg and shakes his head no...Jordan says she smells like dough...Jeff says she ate a whole thing of it...Jordan laughs and says she can't resist...Jeff says "eat it up sista"...Chima says it's great, she understands...Jeff says it's the best, he'd eat some but he brushed his teeth...Jeff says he ate so much today...Jordan says she even ate meatballs...Jeff says he jammed 6 or 7 of them, he slept 8 times and he ate 9 times. Jeff puts on his glasses after saying he can't see the face Jordan is making...Chima starts making fun of Russell's glasses and Russell gets agitated...Jeff takes his glasses off again and Jeff & Jordan just look at each other while they bicker...they start talking about Family Guy, King of the Hill, Daria from MTV, Beavis & Butthead and Singled Out. Jeff passes Jordan a pillow to put behind her back, asks if she needs another one. :) March of the Penguins - Part 1 3:15-3:24am Jeff, Michele & Russell get into a talk about marriage & gay marriage, why gay people can't get married in some states & the complexities of why gay marriage isn't fully recognized. Jordan pats Jeff on the belly and Jeff reaches out for her hands, they touch each other and then clasp hands... Michele says maybe they talk about it in the house because it's a touchy issue...Jeff says he's all for less problems, if they want to get married go do it, if they want to fly a plane into a penguin, do it...Jordan laughs...she squeezes Jeff's leg...Russell says "you know what's even funnier Jeff? my brother has an obsession with penguins...he has penguins all over his room, it's his favorite animal"...Jeff smiles at Jordan kind of implying "see, I'm not the only one" LOL Jordan asks why penguins, they have weird bodies and they walk funny. Jeff says "they're awesome, did you ever see March of the Penguins?"...Jordan giggles, shakes her head and says no...Jeff says Jordan probably wouldn't like it...Michele asks how many times he has seen it?...Jeff says he thought it was inspirational...Jordan asks "why was it inspirational?"...Jeff says "dude, you know what those penguins go through? it's crazy!"...laughs all around...Jeff carries on "did you guys see it? why are you laughing? did you watch it?"...more laughs...Jeff says "dude it's crazy what those things do! you think people have it bad? I can't get married, you should see what these penguins do just to have a kid, man, they should do that, if they do, then you can get married" More laughs! Jordan says "wait! how do they do it?"...Jeff says they march, they can't even walk, they go all the way across the Arctic, it's freezing, they go miles, you gotta watch it man, he doesn't know why everyone is laughing (Russell is heard saying it's a cartoon)...Jordan says "continue"...Michele says it's nice to see Jeff passionate about something like penguins (shut up Michele!)...Jeff says he doesn't know the exact miles they go but it's crazy long distance to mate...Jordan says "why do they have to walk somewhere to mate?"...Jeff doesn't know, they do it every year...Jordan giggles...Jeff says "listen, they go all the way there and find their mate". Lydia yells from the HOH balcony "did you see March of the Penguins?"...Jeff says "that's what I'm talking about, everyone's laughing at me"...Russell says "it's a cartoon right?"...Jeff says "no, it's a documentary with Morgan Freeman"...Jeff continues to Jordan "so they go all the way so far, they find their mate"...Russell says "did you see Happy Feet?"...Jeff says no but Jason Mraz has a song on that soundtrack that he likes 😊...Jordan says "continue"...Jeff says "it's just amazing, you gotta watch it, it's amazing"...Jordan asks what happens? Jeff says "so they go there to find a mate and they sit there, the female has the egg, they have to hold it in their feet, they can't even touch the ice, if they touch the ice it's dead, so they have to hold it in their feet while the other partner goes all the way back, all the way back where they just came from and goes in the water to get food and they eat as much as they can and there are sharks in there and shit, so half of them are getting eaten and then they come back and the other penguins, the male penguins stay there holding the egg on their feet and then when they come back they have to throw up and give the male's food, they throw up the fish they just have so some males are sitting there and don't get fed cuz they got eaten, their partner, then some come back and the egg's on the floor, it's fu**ed, he gone, so all this, the whole year, the odds of them having the baby finally and then when they do have the baby, then they have to go back through the water and more sharks and seals"...Jordan says "I thought they had intercourse? like banging? like horses do"...Jeff says "it's not like a porno Jordan" 😂 Jeff says "you just have to watch it, it's crazy what they do and this is like all year"...Jordan says she thought Jeff was going to say they had to walk to bang each other...Jeff says why would he say it's inspirational? to see penguins banging?...more LOL'ing...Jeff says they are laughing at it, go watch it...Russell says to J&J "you two are fu**ing hilarious, you guys should have your own TV show" 🛎️🛎️🛎️ Jeff says he knows Jordan will watch 3 minutes and tune out, if she could sit down for 2 hours and just watch it...Jordan says if it's inspirational she might like it...Jeff says she will be like "I can't believe that these things do that"...Jordan goes off on another tangent saying that she thought the penguins were like horses doing it from behind, banging...Jeff puts his hands to his head and says "I can't talk to you" ...more ribbing...Jeff says "go watch that movie, it's awesome"...Jeff yells out to Lydia "Lydia!? Is that movie awesome? isn't it amazing?"...Lydia doesn't respond... March of the Penguins talk - Part 2 3:24-3:36am More chatter btw the HG's about movies and then Jordan sits up, touches Jeff's belly and says "uhh, you need to watch your attitude"...Jeff grabs Jordan's hands and says "I'm not getting an attitude with you, I'm trying to help you"...they clasp hands again...Jordan says "with what?"...Jeff says "because it's a good movie...you won't like it, I know you won't like it"...Jordan says she does like some things...Jeff says "it's true and it's just amazing what they do, it's crazy...but I don't think you would watch it or like it"...Michele puts in her two cents again by interrupting J&J and says that if it's seriously that hard for them to have children maybe they should be extinct. Jeff gets excited and in a loud voice says that you would think they would be extinct, that's exactly what you're going to say after watching the movie, how in the world are these things surviving, it makes no sense whatsoever and why they do what they do, nobody knows but he'll tell them one thing "they're tough sons of bi**hes!"😅 Jordan says "so they lay on their backs with the eggs on their feet"...Jeff says "see how you listen!? when did I say they lay on their backs?"...Russell cracks up...Jeff says "I can't talk in front of everybody cuz it makes, you get me angry sometimes"...Russell says he's going to have an anuresym...Jordan quiets down and Jeff grabs her hand and says "just smile"...Jeff sits up and goes for the neck again... Chima says they're cute together...Russell says they're necking...Jordan touches Jeff and pushes him away saying she knows, he goes for the neckage...LOL...Jeff lays back down. Jordan says she wishes she had her spray, her body spray, she doesn't know why they took it away...they start discussing what BB allows them to bring or not...J&J laugh about being searched by dogs before coming into the house...they talk about BB taking away tweezers and tail combs...Jordan says hers you could probably stab somebody with. Jeff says if he wanted a "job" done in there he could do it with the tools they gave them, he doesn't know why they took away a tweezer...Chima & Jordan laugh about Jeff sounding like a gangster...Jeff says if he wanted to be violent, it wouldn't be with tweezers, he'd smash a drawer over their head Jordan says that Jeff isn't tired now is he? Jeff says no, he got worked up talking about penguins...Jeff asks Jordan if he told her his nieces story about the penguin...Jordan says "yeah" and recounts the story...Jeff laughs and says "yeah, you remembered huh?"...Jordan says "yeah I listen"...Jeff says she listens to what she wants when he talks...Jordan says she doesn't...Jeff says that's why he gets angry because she doesn't listen to him when he talks... Jeff wraps his legs around Jordan's head...Jordan says "headlock"...Jordan says "you love doing that, I think you'd really kill me one time if you thought you would choke me"...Jeff smiles and says "that wasn't even hard"...Jeff says that he could see Jordan with short hair now...Jordan says "noooo". Jordan says "wait, lock your legs", Jeff twists her a little...Jeff says "see you do look nice with short hair". Jeff asks the others if they think Jordan would look nice in short hair?...Chima says yes...Jeff says "I think so, you have a cute face" :) Jordan says "Jeff!"...Jeff says "what? that was nice, you do". Jordan says it was funny the other night when Jeff wrapped his legs around her neck and put her under the covers...the others say "that was funny?"...Jordan gets Jeff to demonstrate...Jeff says it wasn't funny...Jordan says it looked funny...Chima says it was funny because you were just playing around, if it was real, it wouldn't be funny...Jeff says he'd be whisked right out of there. Jordan goes off on another tangent about Braden breaking up with a girlfriend and a cream pie, the others are lost...Jeff says "where did you get that from?"...Jordan says she thought about it a long time ago when he was there. Lydia enters the room and says she should have her own educational TV show or something, how she described the March of the Penguins...Jeff says "isn't it great that movie?"...Lydia says it is, it's magical...Jeff says it's awesome, no one gets it....Lydia says "remember how they find their mates?"...Jeff says "no, there's so much more to the story that I can tell but I just gave them the gist". Jeff asks how many months out of the year is that?...Lydia can't remember but they have to walk super far plus so many different animals try to eat them...Jeff says it's so sad when one penguin doesn't come back...Lydia says they're screwed, they just die...Jeff says "yeah, they're totally dependent on their mates so the mate gets eaten by a shark and they're just sitting there with the egg"...Jordan says what happens when the mate doesn't come back?...Jeff says "it's over"...Lydia explains it's over, it's only a matter of time before they get killed by something else, no other penguins go to help them. Jordan says "so nobody else will reach out?" :) LOL's...Lydia says no, there's no community penguins or shelter for the abused penguins...Jeff says it's super duper below zero, it's mad cold...Jordan says she has an idea...Russell says Jeff can start a reach out program ...Jeff says he's starting a penguin fund because these things are going to go extinct and they're awesome...Jordan says why don't the two that don't have mates hook up? Jeff says "because they're not swingers"...Lydia says that a penguin spends his whole life looking for one little pebble, one stone, when he finds the perfect one they present it to the one they want to be with, they put it at their feet, now if the female accepts they are together for life, they never cheat on each other, they never leave each other but if not, he's rejected and it's very unlikely he'll go find another mate...Jordan says "ever?"...Lydia says yeah, the male spends months looking for the perfect little stone to present his mate...Chima says that's so cute...Jordan says "this is real life?"...Jeff says these things are real, they're amazing...Russell is going to throw up in his mouth a little, LOL...Chima says she wishes men were like that, they search all their lives looking for the perfect diamond. Lydia says they are totally faithful and everything...Jeff says they just stand in the cold, just stand there holding this egg...Jordan says she feels bad if they're rejected but the good thing is that they all look alike so no one can reject them on their looks ...Jeff facepalms 🤣! ....Lydia tells Jordan not all of them look alike...Jordan says all the penguins she's seen look alike...Jeff says these are Emporer penguins, not just regular penguins that you see...there's a noise at the SS room door and seconds later Casey walks out and storms off to the bathroom...the HG's all laugh, Jeff says not to laugh too hard, he's pissed, he's going to kill them... March of the Penguins talk - Part 3 3:36-4:08am The HG's continue laughing over Casey & how silly he looks in the banana suit...Michele comes back in the room & they tell her they're all laughing at Casey...Jordan says it's hard to take him serious when he's smoking in a banana suit like if Jeff was in a penguin suit venting she couldn't take him serious plus he would wobble LOL...Jeff says he wants to see Jordan in a suit. Jordan says that Casey looks like the Fruit of the Loom commercial...Jeff says it would be worse if he was the grapes. LOL Random weird chatter...Casey comes back from going to the bathroom and heads straight into the SS room, he is pissed 😬 Russell cracks up when he walks by and Jeff says "he's not happy"...Lydia dreads going in there...Chima says "poor thing...he's the angriest banana I've ever seen"...they giggle a bit more and then Lydia & Jordan start singing the theme song for Bananas in Pyjamas...feeds go to fish... Cam 4 returns to J&J The HG's are now talking about Christopher Columbus...Jeff says he heard he was a bad person, he just travelled around like a pirate and raped & pillaged everything. (Michele meanwhile is giggling like a 12 yr old schoolgirl @ everything Jeff says 🙄 ) Lydia says he had slaves...Jordan says she doesn't know this stuff, she didn't pay attention to it (in school)...Jordan then says what else was back in the day? Wouldn't it be weird to sleep in a teepee?...Lydia says it would be cool...Jordan says her mom is part Indian but she couldn't sleep in a teepee because it's hard floors...Jeff says "didn't you go camping? it's the same"...Jordan says living in a teepee would be uncomfortable, she'd rather live in a cabin, she says her Uncle Bub was full-blooded Indian, she thinks that is where her mom gets her dark skin...Lydia says they can go make a teepee outside...Michele says there are hotels that are like teepees that people want to go sleep in...Jeff says it's just like camping...Jordan isn't convinced but says you would get used to it... Jeff says he drove through New Mexico when he drove to California, he drove for hours and hours with nothing in sight, he doesn't know how people survived, he drove forever in a car, he can't imagine how long it would take to walk it, he'd be listen, I'm not going nowhere anymore, I'm staying right here...Jeff says it's amazing how you survive if you're put in that situation. Jordan says what about back in B.C, like in Jesus (or before Jesus times hence BC lol ) times...Jeff giggles...if you stole, they would chop your hand off, that would be awful...Jeff says he's all about an eye for an eye...Lydia says if she cut off his pinky toe would he cut off hers?...Jeff says absolutely...feeds go to fish briefly...they return with them talking about Lorena Bobbitt. Jeff says "how did she do that? was he sleeping? how did she get a hold of his penis?"...Chima says Oprah wanted to ask the same thing...Jeff says how could it happen if someone grabbed your penis and had a knife (wouldn't you know?)...Jordan says why'd she chop his penis off? he cheated?...Chima say yes and he was abusive...Jordan says "did they sew it back on?"...Chima says it was on the side of the road ...Jeff says "he was in a porno right? didn't he sew on like a bigger dick or something? is that true?"...feeds go to fish LOL...feeds come back with Jordan saying "don't cheat or you'll lose the penis" 😬 They talk a bit more about the Bobbitt incident including if the nerves are cut & if there is feeling or not and then Russell says "can we not talk about dicks being chopped off, I like the March of the Penguins better" LOL "it was very inspirational"...Jeff says they should see it. Talk quiets down and they say it's good because they should sleep...Jordan says she needs to make herself more sleepy because she woke up at almost 12...feeds go to fish...they return with more random chatter...Jordan continues squeezing, patting and rubbing Jeff's leg while Jeff continues rubbing Jordan's arm...Michele says goodnight and almost leaves...they say tomorrow is Sunday, their day of rest...Jeff says "Jeff's closed tomorrow...yes!"...Jordan says "yeah, Jordo's closed...closed for business" Lydia & Jordan discuss what they're going to do, maybe run, maybe walk. Jordan lays down on Jeff's chest...Jeff asks if she's going to play around?...Jordan says she has to get tired, maybe walk or exercise so she'll wake up tomorrow & feel skinny and not like she ate a big old burger...they start discussing sleeping arrangements...Jordan wonders if she should sleep in Russell's old bed (the one in the corner of the SS room)...Russell says she should instead of sleeping with Lydia...the cam angle changes back to full view of J&J...Jordan says she sleeps comfortable in the big bed though...Jordan rubs Jeff's belly...Jordan says she kind of wants to walk but she doesn't know if it's a good idea...Jeff says he doesn't know how she's going to walk right now, he's so tired...Jordan says Jeff is going to walk to the penguins...Jeff says "march to them?"...Jordan says "yeah definitely". Lydia comes back and they discuss walking outside...Jordan says she needs to start exercising, she's just laziness, seriously, she didn't realize how lazy she was...Jeff says Lydia is a night owl...Jordan says that she was just looking at her owl tattoo...Lydia says she's going to cover her leg with owls...Jeff says she should consider penguins...Jordan says "supporting penguins"...Jeff says "you don't even understand"...Lydia likes the penguins from Madagascar...Lydia notices Russell is touching his junk and her & Jordan wonder why guys always do that...Russell says theirs are outside and hers are inside. (huh? lol) Casey appears again and heads out of the SS room...Jeff says he's not happy...Lydia says he's not going to want to talk to any of them. Chima comes back & they discuss Casey not being happy...Lydia and Jordan discuss tomorrow, Lydia says she wants them to do yoga...Jeff asks when her yoga class is...Lydia says around 3 so it's not too hot...they then start talking about adjusting their junk again and how Jordan's comforter is the best, Jeff loves to take a nap in it, his is only good for blocking the light. Russell falls asleep immediately and they can't believe it...Lydia enters the SS room and says it smells like Casey so she gets room spray...Jordan rubs and squeezes Jeff's belly...Jeff tells her not to squeeze his fat ;) he squeezes his legs around her instead...Lydia fumigates the whole room...Jordan says Casey's going to be even more mad...Jeff says "alright, alright, that's enough, holy f**k, I can smell it from here"...Jordan says Casey is going to be even more pissed when he smells all that...Lydia says it's stinky and gross...Russell even wakes up...Jeff says "yeah that's a lot" Jordan looks around the room, keeps rubbing Jeff...she lays down on his chest and says goodnight...Jeff makes his little whining noise as he does when he doesn't want her to leave and he strokes her hair...Jeff says she's going to be up all night. Jordan says "you think?"...Jeff says that Lydia likes to stay up late...Jordan says she wants to walk but she doesn't want to, lol...Jeff in a Jordan accent says "go walk"...Jordan smiles and lays back down and they hug… Two goodnight kisses before bed 4:08am Unfortunately it's not the best camera angle because Cam 3 is occupied showing Chima & Russell cuddling but the HG's long conversation into the wee hours finally ends when Lydia comes to ask Jordan if she's ready to go to bed...Jordan says she is...Jeff hands Lydia the opened package of cookie dough that has been sitting there so she can put it in the refrigerator...Lydia walks away...Jordan looks at Jeff and pats him...Jeff pulls Jordan to him and they kiss each other twice (heard but not seen). Jordan then gets up...Jeff says he'll see her at noon...Jordan then leaves to go to the kitchen... Natalie is right/Kevin is wrong 4:55-4:56am They never specifically mention Jeff and Jordan in this convo, but when you see it, you'll understand why I posted this. Natalie, Chima, Jessie and Kevin are upstairs on the couch outside the HOH room. They are discussing the BB5 Drew & Diane showmance. (For anyone who doesn't know, Drew and Diane made it to the final three on Season 5. Drew won the final HOH and, as a shock to many, evicted his girlfriend Diane. Jordan will talk about this scenario later in the game to Jeff.) Kevin: Name me a showmance where in the female wins. Chima: Never Kevin: Never. The female always get screwed..... 'cause for some reason the girls really believe that... Chima: ...the guy really likes them. (Note: This whole time Natalie is looking stubbornly annoyed. She knows she is right.) Kevin: It's like, are you serious? Chima: Every time.(the girl gets screwed) Kevin: I guess they just can't process that it's just temporary. Chima: Girls always get screwed over by a guy. Natalie: The thing is, it doesn't have to be temporary. If it was, if it's important enough and if there are true feelings it could be outside the house.... (Jessie agrees) And that's where the real testament is because here you're with them every day so you're stuck with them. But once you get outside the house is when it ... Kevin interrupts: There's only one reality couple out a thousand reality shows. Natalie: No, there's a lot, Kevin. Kevin: No, there's only one. Natalie: There's Rob and Amber from Survivor. Kevin: They're not together, are they still? Natalie: Yeah they are, they're married. There's The Bachelor, Trista and Ryan. Kevin: Ok, there are two, Trista & Ryan and Rob & Amber Natalie: And then there's.. Kevin interrupts: Which, BTW, both of them are only together, I feel like, because both of them got follow up reality shows to watch them get married. Natalie: No! They've been married for years, they have two kids. That's BS. Chima: They didn't both get follow up shows. Kevin: Yeah, but they got married because they got reality shows. Natalie: You can fall in love with somebody on the show. I'm sorry, that's BS. I don't care what you guys say. Kevin: Two out of a thousand? Jessie perks up: Hey, what did you say? Natalie: I said it's BS, you can fall in love on a reality TV show. I don't care what anybody says. And it could last after that show. If it was true love it would last. Bottom line. Chima: But a lot of it's not true love. A lot of the guys play the girls. Natalie: I'm not disagreeing with that. I'm saying it could be both ways, too. Kevin: Wait wait wait. Time out, too. And the Bachelorette doesn't really count because it's all about falling in love. I'm talking about shows that it's all about like, "screw each other over" shows. Chima: Like this one. Natalie slaps both hands on her face in frustration. Chima laughs and asks if that is her way of ending the conversation. Natalie says "pretty much". Kevin says girls just need to realize that it's temporary. JeJo unspoken affection 11:04am Just a cute little moment where Jordan gets into bed with Jeff in the morning, not a word is spoken but Jeff reaches over and rubs Jordan's forehead/hair...Jordan turns to Jeff holding onto his arm and cuddles closer...Jeff mmm's and rubs her hair again… Jeff’s tattoo by the pool 12:28-12:33pm Jordan has just gotten out of the pool, she's wrapped in a towel. Jordan asks Jeff for his Aurora hat. He throws it to her and she says thanks. They talk about the sheets they need to wash. Jordan heads over to the hammock while Jeff sits in the pool. Jordan puts her mic back on and heads over to sit near Jeff, she puts her feet in the pool. Jeff says "hey Jordan"...Jordan says "hey"...Jeff asks her if she likes that hat. Jordan nods yes, it fits. Jeff says it's too tight for him and smiles at Jordan. Some inaudible talk...Jordan puts her hand on Jeff's shoulder and asks him how old he was when he got his tattoo, young? Jeff says yeah. Jeff says it sucks, ever since he got it he has wanted to fix it...Jordan says and do what to it? Jeff says he wants to fix the cross because the guy that did it sucked, it looked better on the drawing, he wants something on the inside of his arm too, to go around, he doesn't know...maybe, maybe not because if he gets that fixed he might want something else. Jordan says gotcha. Jeff keeps going about the tattoo saying that he likes tattoos that you can't see but Jordan gets up to leave and he says where are you going when I tell stories? Jordan says she needs to blow her nose. Jeff says when he tells stories she doesn't listen. Jordan says she was listening. She leaves... Jordan pretends to smoke 2:58pm Jeff is outside smoking on the far couch...Russell joins him and sits on the opposite couch to eat his huge salad...Jordan has come outside, heads towards Jeff...Jeff asks her what time it is? Jordan says like 2 something...Jordan rubs her belly and Jeff asks if she ate cake? Jordan says she's full and goes to sit down...Jeff lifts his leg to let her pass but Jordan sits right down on Jeff's lap, lol. Jordan asks if she's squishing Jeff...he nods no...she pats his chest and says she might go sit back on the hammock...Jeff says "or jump in the pool"...Jordan grabs the cigarette that Jeff was smoking and tries to flick the ashes off but mostly fumbles it...Jeff stares at her feeble attempt...Jordan lifts the cigarette up and asks if she ruined it? Jordan then holds it up pretending she's smoking...(LOL Jeff)...she laughs...Jeff grabs the cigarette out of her hands and puts it back on the ashtray...Jordan says "wait, I wasn"t done"...Jeff isn't impressed and says "quit fu**ing around". Jordan makes a face and while Russell asks her if she's ever smoked before, Jeff draws the word J E F on her leg (he left out the last F)...Jordan answers yes, when she gets really drunk, she'll sit at the bar smoking and talking gibberish to people. Russell asks her if she can smoke in a bar? Jordan says yeah...Jeff says really? in Chicago you can't...Russell says you can't in California...Jordan says "you can't sit in a bar and smoke?" They both tell her not inside, it's banned in NY, Chicago, etc. Jordan says she didn't know that, it's different in Charlotte. Jordan then tells one of her stories about being out with her friend Brooke at the bar and how they had the best time, she was so drunk and was making friends with everyone at the bar.(Jeff's face during this LOL) Jeff high fives Jordan and says "that's what drinking does"... They clap hands and Jordan says to Russell "yeah, don't you get friendly?"...Jordan says she loves everybody but she loves to dance, she can't dance but she'll be out there anyways...Jeff says "shaking it?"...Jordan says not trying to booty dance but she's out doing something...Russell asks if she did the dump truck?...Jeff smiles and nods yes...Jordan says she did but she can't do it like Laura did, she was good. Jordan says she loved Braden's rap...she wishes she didn't eat those cupcakes...Jeff laughs...convo dies so Jordan gets up and leaves... Stressing over Jessie the SS room - Part 1 5:37-5:28pm J&J talk in the SS room, Jeff especially is stressing over Jessie, ultimately they share some laughs but this talk however, would set the mood for the rest of this strange night in the BB house. Jordan & Jeff have some serious game talk about Jessie...Jeff says that Jessie is the worst talker, he'll say "are you intimidated by my size? before I could answer" (his question)..."are you intimidated by the way I look?"...Jordan says "that's what he said?"...Jeff says yeah and that Jessie then asked him if Jeff was intimidated by Natalie's size, he was trying to make a point and Jeff told him he wasn't intimidated by anybody here so that's first things first and then Jessie said "that's what I mean", Jessie says "see what I'm saying?" and Jeff says he doesn't see what he's saying, what does that mean?...Jessie then goes on to say he's been honest with Jeff right?...Jeff says he's the worst talker, he makes no sense and he always talks about himself...Jeff says he doesn't care how big he is, he'll smash the fu**ing thing right over his head. Jordan giggles but Jeff isn't amused with him...Jordan rubs Jeff's leg and asks what they're doing outside?...Jeff says getting ready for the margarita party...Jordan says she doesn't even feel like getting ready...Jeff asks if Jordan likes his ghetto haircut? Jordan says it doesn't look bad...Jeff says he was going to wait until the pool opened up but then they didn't...Jordan says she thinks they will stick to the plan...Jeff thinks so too...Jordan asks if she should go talk to Jessie?...Jeff says for what, what is that going to change?...Jordan says somebody has to boot him out of there...Jeff nods yes... Jordan whispers inaudibly about them getting to the finals then she says that Jessie was asking everybody two questions, he asked her what if she got HOH next week what would she do?...Jeff says don't answer it...Jordan says she told him he was safe...Jeff says "yeah, f**k him...he says that to everyone to protect himself, he's so scared about people coming after him, that's why he's not gonna make a move"...Jeff then mentions how Jessie was begging in the previous season, making a fool of himself. Jordan tells Jeff again how she told Jessie that he was safe...Jeff says yeah, tell him what he wants to hear, they said they would protect us four and they didn't protect Jordan so f**k them, when it's time to put someone up, he'll say "dude, remember when you were going to protect us four? well rewind the tapes because you said us four".... J&J go over how Jessie didn't really protect them when Jeff got put up on the block, Jeff took himself off, Jordan replaced him & then Jessie backtracked saying he was protecting the three of them not including Jordan, Jeff played dumb saying he must of misunderstood the protecting four of them part...Jeff says they think he is so fu**ing stupid...Jordan says Natalie has to go, she irritates her. J&J go over who would put who up if they won HOH, they think Kevin would put them up...Jeff says why? what's his problem?...Jordan says she talks to him, Jeff too, they don't know...Jeff talks about if he wins HOH and Jordan tells him he's getting close...they talk about the veto Jeff won and how when Jessie does something everyone goes yay! but if Jeff were to do the same thing, they'd be pissed...he doesn't get it...Jeff feels like smashing everyone...Jordan knows. They start talking about Russell now and how he is playing sides...Jeff says the others always talk about their "group" and him & Jordan are nowhere to be found, they are fu**ed unless something happens...Russell is heard outside the door saying "schemers!"...Jeff says "you're the schemer dork" Jeff tells Jordan she's playing good so far but if anyone asks her any names, don't ever say a name, Jeff didn't tell Jessie any names, does he think he's stupid? Jessie told Jeff he never expected him to...Jeff makes a face to say does he think I'm dumb?...Jordan tells Jeff to lay down...Jeff just looks at her... Jordan says she was almost asleep but then Ronnie wouldn't STFU about some dumb game he plays...Jordan says her, Jeff, Casey or Michele has to win HOH...Jeff says he doesn't trust Michele at all...Jordan doesn't think she would...Jeff thinks she would because they would tell her too...Jordan says "really?"...Jeff shrugs and leans back & sighs...Jeff says the smart move would be to get Jessie & Natalie out of there but he's saying it because he's him. Jeff says that both of them will be put up every week...Jordan says "who said that?"...Jeff says "come on, that's how it is"...Jordan says she's been up twice...Jeff says he's been up once and took himself off and if he goes up again he'll be so fu**ing pissed...what if Casey goes up?...Jordan says they're doomed...Jeff says they're dead...Jeff says if Jessie puts Casey up (as a replacement) he's going to flip out because he knows he's going home anyway and he'll say "you're a fu**ing pussy"...Jeff says he doesn't want to get upset though. Jordan asks "do you want me to scoot over?"...Jeff jokingly says "nah, I don't like you anymore"...Jordan says "hmm? what'd you say?"...Jeff smiles and laughs. Jordan says she hates this, if someone else had of been HOH things would be completely different (meaning that if someone from a different clique had been let in)...Jeff knows this. Jeff asks if Jordan is hungry and then leans over her and kisses/bites her lower back and says he's going to lay down for a sec... Stressing over Jessie in the SS room 5:37-5:47pm Jeff lays down next to Jordan, he says he won't stay long because Jordan is going to sleep, Jordan says she's not, she's just laying there being a pouter...they get comfy, Jeff says he's hungry and then they are quiet. Jordan says Jeff smell's good...Jeff says he didn't put cologne on...Jordan and Jeff both say it's his armpit/deodorant :) ...They laugh about the cameras zooming in on them, they didn't even know it could go like that, do that angle... Jeff says he's going to make chicken pitas...Jordan says "omg, then I want one"... they laugh...Jordan says she shouldn't even eat any more...Jeff says it's better to eat that than cookie dough...Jordan says it's so good...Jeff says it's not good for you... They start talking about Russell & Jessie again...Jordan wonders if she should go up and talk to him...Jeff says for what? he doesn't think so...Jordan says that Jeff never talks to him...Jeff says he does, what does she want him to say to her?...Jordan doesn't know but says "you gotta step it up too sir" :) Jeff says what does she mean, he went up there before the ceremony and talked to him...Jordan asks what he said?...Jeff says he just told her about the do I intimidate you convo with Natalie sitting on the bed as Jessie's lapdog...Jeff imitates her and Jordan laughs...Jordan says Jessie says the dumbest stuff and everyone laughs at it...Jeff says for Jordan to just keep doing what she's doing, she's doing good...Jordan starts whispering inaudibly...Jeff says people are too scared to make a move, if someone else did they might jump on board. They continue to whisper about the other HG's...Jeff says Kevin better change his tone with him...Jordan asks Jeff if he won HOH who would he put up?...Jeff turns to her and just smiles...Jordan says he has to tell her...Jeff says he doesn't know...Jordan says he does know...Jeff says he does know a little bit...Jordan says "who?"...Jeff sighs...Jordan says she won't say anything...Jeff knows she won't...Jeff says "next week? I think I'd put Kevin up"...Jordan says "and?"...Jeff says "Michele"...Jordan says "really?"...Jeff says "maybe"...Jordan says putting up Michele is wrong because Michele will be voted out and then Kevin will come after him...Jeff says he thinks Kevin is after him already but then Lydia would be pissed and so would Chima...Jeff wouldn't put up Chima because he thinks you could reason with her even though she is a diva...Jeff says they shouldn't talk about it because things change and they don't know who will be HOH. Jordan says Michele gets so offended by everything...Jeff says OMG...Jordan giggles...Jeff says he said something about gay people at Disneyland and she freaked out, she's married, why doesn't she shut up fu**ing loser, it's like she's picketing outside, fu**ing crazy bitch...Jordan giggles...Jeff says that's why she's such a weirdo...Jeff asks Jordan if she knows what he is about to say?....Jordan says what?...Jeff starts imitating Michele's giggles at everything he says, watch when they are sitting around talking and Jeff says something to Jordan and she'll giggle , then he imitates how she groans when she's moving around in bed...Jeff cracks up, Jordan is giggling...Jeff says he can't stand it, who the f**k is she? R2D2? Relax! 🤣 Jeff says Natalie is so weird too, you never know what you're getting with her...Jordan asks if Jeff's arms aren't sore from yesterday's challenge as a segueway to asking him if he would rub her arm, she places her arm on his chest....Jeff says "no, remember we gave up on that?"...Jordan says "please! it's sore"...Jeff says "then what do I get?"...Jordan says "I told you a back rub", she giggles...Jeff says "no, that game is over, you didn't play right"...Jordan asks again...Jeff says "see what happens? (she says) I don't want to, I don't want to" and he turns the other way to show her what she does LOL Jeff says "you like that?"...Jordan giggles...Jeff says "what are you laughing at?"...Jordan says "you"...Jordan says "please"...Jeff says "no, I gotta make food"...Jeff won't give in and says it hurts, him too when his back needs to be scratched...Jordan says she rubbed his stomach last night...Jeff says it doesn't count. Stressing over Jessie in the SS room - Part 3 5:47-5:56pm Jeff & Jordan continue to bicker/banter over Jeff not wanting to scratch/rub Jordan's arm because she isn't doing the same for his back...Jordan gives up trying LOL Jordan cracks up over the fact she woke up the other morning and saw Casey in his underwear & his penis was sticking out. Jeff laughs and says "why you looking at everyone's ding dongs for? I don't wanna hear that shit...you gotta fu**ing watch it with you" Jordan says she couldn't help it, it was weird because Casey is like the dad, he wears the underwear her grandpa wears. Jeff imitates Michele's weird noises/giggles again and says for Jordan to watch, it will crack her up...Jordan says that maybe Michele likes her...Jeff says she does...Jordan means that Michele "likes her" (in "that" way)...Jeff says maybe...Jordan talks about the convo where Michele said she wished Jordan was bi...Jeff heard...Jordan keeps touching Jeff's face/ear and asks Jeff what if she was looking in his ear and a bug flew out?...Jeff says he would die, he would get so creeped out and leave the house, wouldn't she? if a big grasshopper came out?...Jordan says she doesn't think it would fit in her ear...Jeff gets defensive and asks what's his ear?...Jordan says his is bigger...Jeff exhales deeply and gets quiet... Jordan brings up game again and says she hopes the upcoming HOH is physical...Jeff says will she stand out there for 9 hours?...Jordan says yes...Jeff laughs and says yeah?...Jordan says she's serious, she wants to win...Jeff says he hopes so, it's good, he's glad she thinks like that...Jordan says she'll stand there as long as she has to...Jeff says good...they continue talking about it and the feeds go to fish...when they return Jordan is talking about Ronnie and freaking out...Jeff says not to worry about it until then, nothing she can do, don't worry until tomorrow, why is she going to talk to Jessie? it has nothing to do with her if he's not putting Ronnie up... Jordan talks about Russell & Jessie...Jeff says he doesn't think they think Jordan is a threat, they think she's an idiot...Jordan says they think she's dumb...Jeff says let them think that, don't worry about it, just keep listening to what people say because when the time comes she'll have a lot to say, you think I'm dumb? well I'm not, I remember all this shit...Jeff says Jordan is good and he pinches her cheek ☺️ Jordan says everyone thinks she's this sweet & innocent person...Jeff says that's good, everyone talks to her, they open up to her, that's good...Jordan says she does like Chima...Jeff says he does too...feeds go to fish...when they return Jordan is saying that Jessie & Natalie have to be broken up...Jeff says that's good...Jordan asks Jeff if he doesn't think that people are thinking that about them?...Jeff says no, because they have no power, why would they break them up? plus Jordan hasn't won anything so why would they do that?...Jordan says "thanks"...Jeff says he's just saying it from a logical point of view, he's not putting her down, he's just saying it from their perspective...Jordan upsets Jeff by saying that Jessie wins everything...Jeff raises his voice and says "no he doesn't, this is the first fu**ing thing he won, why does everyone think that? what do you mean win? how the f**k is that winning? he picked up the right thing?"😠 (Small Tiff alert) Jordan says "yeah, well he won"...Jeff says "get outta here, you and this fu**ing shit, I'm outta here"😠 Jeff sits up...Jordan says "omg!"...Jeff says "how is that winning? he won one thing?"...Jordan says "quit being uuhhhh"...Jeff says "he won one thing dude, take it easy"...Jordan with her head buried in the pillow says "you get so mad"...Jeff says "I'm not mad because what do you mean he wins everything? what are you talking about?"...Jordan says he just flipped out...Jeff says it's because everyone thinks they're these fu**ing gods, they're fu**ing dorks. Jeff starts to walk out and Jordan calls out "hey, are you making me one?"...Jeff holding the door open says "no, absolutely not...I'm making you one that falls on the floor"...Jeff laughs...Jordan gets up...Jeff says of course he's making her one but she doesn't have to come...Jordan runs to the door right behind Jeff and heads straight to Russell who is in bed in the RR... Margarita Party/J&J tiff/Hallway kiss 8:32-10:52pm Jeff & Jordan have their first big tiff. Lucky for them and us it didn't last long. 😊 Sequence of events: Jordan talks with Russell in the RR. Jordan is worried about this week and possibly being evicted. He reassures her that she is safe and won't be voted out. He also tells her not to tell Jeff. They have the margarita party an hour or so later. It is a flop. The mood sucks and no one enjoys themselves. The mood is awkward and tense because the whole house knows Casey is going up not Ronnie...the whole house except for J&J, Michele & Casey...Jeff realizes what is up after the margarita party. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98LWpp32law Feeds switch to the kitchen where Jeff and Jordan are...Jordan tells Jeff he looks cute...Jeff says "I do?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "f**k yeah"...Jordan says guys always look cute when they have bum shirts and hats on and jeans :) they look better...Jeff says "I look better?"...Jordan says Jeff looks better in a hat, she likes him in a hat, she's just telling him what she likes...Jordan sits on the counter...Jordan says it's probably different from other people, she thinks Jeff looks good in a hat when he's bumming, she thinks guys looks hot when they're bummed down...Jeff says "I like that too though, when girls are like that" 😉 Jordan asks what's wrong with Casey?...Jeff says "whaddya mean? he thinks he's going home?"... Silent looks...Jeff says "they" all knew, they were just idiots out there, the worst part is they can't do anything, they can do whatever they want, it's just a matter of time before they go...Jordan says "just enjoy this week cuz it might be my last"...Jeff says he's trying but the script has been flipped...Jeff is pissed...Jordan is acting flippant (because she has been told she is safe by Russell) but Jeff is stressing out that one of his two close friends is now leaving for sure... Jordan squeezes Jeff and says sorry, she wants to hit him tonight...Jeff says he knows...Jeff leans over and Jordan rubs his neck… They watch Lydia and Kevin go by, Jeff taps Jordan’s leg as a sign to stop touching him (not sure why), she does and once they go in the HOH room J&J decide to go in the GR... Jeff & Jordan go to the GR to talk but Jeff goes to use the bathroom first, the toilet is backed up and Jeff is grossed out...Jeff sits down to talk...Jordan fibs to Jeff saying she thinks it will be her and Casey going up and she is "outta there"...Jeff thinks it will be Casey but either way he is pissed...Jordan is acting a little strange, Jeff notices and calls her on it asking her what she's laughing at?... ...she's going home, she's going to be at work next week, was that funny? (since she's already laughing)... Jordan flips him the finger and calls him an asshole...Jeff says "then what are you laughing at?"...Jordan tells him that Russell told her not to tell Jeff but that she is safe but she wasn't supposed to tell Jeff...Jeff tsks and says "so you have secrets with Russell?”... Jordan says "nuh uh, I just told you"...Jeff says that's why she was laughing? she knew the whole time, why didn't she just tell him that Casey was going up?...Jordan says she doesn't know that, all she knows is that Russell told her she's safe...Jeff clams up and then mumbles "great"...Jordan says "hmm?"...Jeff says "you don't tell me?"...Jordan says she just did...Jeff says "you fu**ing loser!"...Jordan says she found out tonight...Jeff says "I'm outta here, go join their side you'll be safer"... Jeff is pissed...Jeff says he is sick of gaming anyway, f**k this and he starts to walk out...Jordan says hey!!...Jeff says he has to piss and the toilet's clogged...Jordan says she is done with him, done! and Jeff says me too...he walks out closing the door... 8:43pm Jordan goes to the RR to talk to Ronnie, Chima & Michele, she tells them she is done with Jeff tonight, he is in a bad mood...she is sad...she then goes into the SS room to talk to Casey...then about 6 mins after being done with Jeff she goes back to the GR to talk to him LOL Jordan tries to smooth things over but Jeff won't have any of it 😞 she leaves one minute later and goes up to the HOH... 9:26pm Jordan comes back down to the BY where Jeff is, she is eating Nerds...Jordan tells Jeff that they told her they are sticking to the plan (they lied)...Jordan tries to engage Jeff, even kisses him on the cheek but he ignores it and she asks him "why are you being like that?"...Jordan keeps looking at Jeff in the eye but Jeff just keeps eating his nerds...Jordan turns her cheek so that Jeff will kiss her back... ...but he uhhh's signaling that he is still pissy...Casey is out there smoking like a fiend, he and Jeff are venting and Jordan isn't getting anywhere with Jeff so she leaves again. @ approx 10:08pm Jordan is back in the BY with Jeff & Casey...things seem a bit smoothed over btw Jeff & Jordan at this point (feeds were off them for awhile)...Jeff moves over to smoke near Casey and tells Jordan "I'll come back" :) @ the 10:10 mark Casey says that they're the only two people he is friends with...and one is voting for his girlfriend (J&J smile) and that's ok... @ approx 10:12pm Jeff & Jordan have a 20 second stare down which is kind of intense & sexy at the same time... Casey continues to gripe but says that you can take the high road and have nothing to regret...Jeff says sometimes he likes to take the low road, he moves over to sit with Jordan, he looks at her and she touches his arm and all is well in JeJo land again 👏👏 back to touching each other and arm scratches while they chat with Casey... 10:51pm Jordan and Jeff meet up in the hallway and they kiss. She asks for a hug and he obliges and then they squeeze each other's butts for good measure. Jeff heads into the kitchen asking what was that, was she playing truth or dare?... Favorite positions in the HOH room 8:58-9:10pm This entry is from a clip uploaded onto youtube. This was not shown on the feeds, the feeds were on fish when this aired on showtime. This took place when Jeff & Jordan were having their little tiff about Jordan keeping something from Jeff. Jordan had been down in the GR trying to talk to Jeff who was sulking & being quiet, she left and headed straight up to the HOH where Russell & Lydia were hanging out. Jordan sits on the round chair and sex talk starts up (as per usual in a house full of bored people, lol)...Jordan starts talking about her ex-bf and sex and the feeds cut off @ the 8:58pm mark and do not return until the 9:10pm mark. This discussion happened in the meantime... The sex talk continues...Jordan says she has faked orgasm a couple of times...she says vaginas are ugly...Lydia disagrees and says they resemble flowers...Jordan says she never thought of that...she asks if they knew that eating strawberries & pineapples is supposed to make your vagina smell good? Russell says yes...Jordan says she told a girl at work that and the girl said it ruined her, lol...Jeff walks in asking if they have any laundry and that he needs to go pee because the bathroom downstairs is clogged...laughter...Russell asks Jordan her favorite position...Jordan says "the natural" (missionary) but tries to explain her other one...Russell asks if she can demonstrate on Jeff...Jordan calls out "Jeffrey!"...Jeff is weighing himself...Russell says to just sit down and for Jordan not to say anything, just do it...he comes over and sits down saying "what's up?"...Jordan starts and says "they're not going to air this?"...Russell and Lydia say no, no LOL Jordan tries again but is worried her butt will hang out of her jeans ;) ...she says she's talking about sex moves...Jeff says "oh they're not going to air this" Jordan sits on Jeff and starts explaining again...Russell tells Jeff to hold her...Jeff says he doesn't want to make a wrong move so they'll say "see you suck" LOLOL Jordan finishes explaining and Jeff holds onto her waist to "help" and smiles big Jordan stands up and Jeff leaves...Russell says to take a cold shower. LOL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7jkT5Gwmh0 Piggyback on Jeff/Jordan holding Jeff’s face 10:59-11:04pm Jeff and Jordan come outside...Jordan jumps on Jeff and he carries her for a brief moment… Jeff needs to do laundry. Jordan sits on the pool table while Jeff decides what setting to use on the washing machine...while he does that Jordan gives advice and impatiently waits for him. Once Jeff is done, he leans into Jordan and asks what she's going to do? He nibbles her ear :) Jordan says she's going to sleep. Jordan whispers in Jeff's ear about the ongoing fight for Jessie between Lydia and Natalie and how they are being silly by making him food. Jordan pats Jeff's face and holds it in her hands while she says this. Super sweet moment :) Jordan says her legs are so scaly...Jeff says to put lotion on them...Jordan asks if Jeff farted?...Jeff says no...Jordan says she smells it...Jeff says it's that shit (the mud from the comp)...Jeff swears it's not him...they are quiet and then Jordan says "this sucks" and says she's just at the point of saying whatever, you know? Jeff says he knows what she means...Jordan says to enjoy their time while they're there...Jeff says "exactly"...Jeff starts playing pool and Jordan says she wants to stick her feet in the hottub, she walks to the hottub and dips her feet in.

August 12 Jeff says to not take it out on him 12:03-12:08pm Jeff & Michele are chilling in the GR...Jordan comes in, sits down and Michele asks her if she had a good chat?...Jordan says yeah but she'll tell her about it later...Jordan lays down and says it's so cold outside...Jeff asks her if she was just outside?...Jordan says no, she was inside... Jeff notices the tone in her voice, looks up at her and says "what are you getting crabby about?" Jordan says she wasn't being crabby...Jeff says "yeah, you were...about your nails too...you're crabby because you had to go talk...don't take it out on me"...he looks at Jordan again for a few seconds until she half smiles... Jeff sighs and says ohhh, f**k...they are quiet...Michele awkwardly asks should she leave?...Jordan says "no, I'm sorry I'm just thinking"...Jeff says he just isn't talking...Jeff says he & Michele were just talking...Jordan again says she was just thinking about what Michele said...Jeff says what?...Michele goes to close the door to talk game... Jeff asks Jordan what she was thinking about? Jordan says just everything...trying to figure it out...Jeff says what? Michele says there is not much to figure out, it's the wizard power thing, she won't abandon them, she wants to fight for HOH, they are going to win HOH...the three of them start discussing the vote on Thursday... SS room to BY talk - Part 1 1:45-2:12am The feeds return with Jeff and Jordan laying in bed in the SS room...Jordan tells Jeff he can have her popular shirt (what they'll leave each other)...Jeff says he doesn't want anything...Jordan is surprised...Jeff says he'll worry about it later, they're not getting evicted...Jordan says it puts her in a bad mood thinking about it, it makes her cranky...Jordan says the cockiness about it (?)...Jeff says the swagger?...Jordan says yeah... Jordan asks if it's bad she ate oatmeal, celery & ranch and apples & peanut butter after working out?...Jeff says no, it's a little excessive but not too bad LOL Jordan says she doesn't want her working out to go to waste...Jeff says that she shouldn't eat before she goes to bed...Jordan says she always gets hungry, she doesn't do it at home, just there... Jeff knows, she just has to say no, the celery is not bad...Jordan says oatmeal?...Jeff says it's not bad, the apples have a lot of sugar though but it's not that bad but if she wants to lose weight, just don't eat it...Jordan says she worked out, doesn't that help?...Jeff says when you don't eat it, 80% of losing weight is your diet, not working out...Jordan asks about drinking Gatorade, is that bad?...Jeff says yeah, it has a lot of sugar, she should cut it with water...Jordan says "great" 🫤 Jeff says that none of it is bad but if she wants to lose weight she needs to eat less than 2000 calories a day...Jordan says she ate a BLT...Jeff asks regular or turkey bacon?...Jordan says regular...Jeff says if she really wants to lose weight, it should be turkey...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says grams of fat and a bunch of calories...Jordan says she'll switch then, she had tomato sandwich, a fruit plate with cottage cheese...Jeff stops her saying she's fine...Jordan says she'll be pissed if she goes upstairs and the scale says 140...Jeff doesn't know what else to say LOL They are quiet then Jordan says she needs a haircut, it's aggravating her...Jeff is glad he got one, she did good :) Jordan says who would have known he would actually like his hair...Jeff says he didn't mind her doing it, because his hair is pretty crazy anyway, it's hard to f**k up, he just thought she'd like to f**k around and be like hee hee...Jordan asks why would she do that?...Jeff says because she likes to joke around and think it's funny...Jordan says she wouldn't do that on purpose... Talk about changing the subject Jordan suddenly asks "would you ever adopt a kid from another country?" ...Jeff says "probably not"...Jordan asks "why?"...Jeff says he never thought about it, to be honest with her but he's planning on having his own kids, if he had a lot of money, maybe, he doesn't know, he doesn't know what doing that helps, there's a lot of kids in America that need to be adopted too...Jordan says right...Jeff says he didn't know what the purpose of that is...Jordan says she was just thinking of those questions tonight and you see those kids in those other countries with bloated bellies and they're starving...Jeff says it's sad...Jordan asks if you can adopt them or no? she heard the waiting list is long...Jeff says she could send them money if she wanted to, that's what the commercials are for...Jordan says if she had her own kids and she knew her and her husband were stable, she would adopt a baby, they're so cute but then again she wouldn't want them to feel like they don't look like their brothers and sisters...Jeff mmm, hmm's... Jordan says Michele reminds her of her cousin, she walks around and doesn't just come out and ask her things...Jordan says she felt bad the last time family visited them, she only took 2 days off work, it was during Easter and she had a hangover and looked like crap, she didn't even eat her food, she feels so bad, looking back on it, she was rude and didn't spend any time with them at all, she was too busy going out and getting drunk, she took them for granted and realizes it now that she's separated from her family but at the same time she has nothing to talk to them about because they don't see them much and have nothing in common...Jeff says you have to make small talk... Jeff sighs saying oh f**k...Jordan asks what?...Jeff says it's about going in that room...Jordan says "you don't want to?"...Jeff says no...Jordan says they talked a long time last night...Jeff says he talks to her more at night than during the day...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says they're always doing separate things and then when they are together other people come by (Michele😬)...Jeff says somebody's always fu**ing running up on us...Jordan says they were all bad this morning, nobody could get up...Jeff says he could if he slept in a good bed, he tosses and turns all night, he's sleeping with others that make noise (moaning) and he gets pissed and can't sleep. Jeff whispers "how does she get night terrors every night? wtf?"...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says "doesn't she ever dream about like butterflies or something?"...Jordan says imagine if you had it?...Jeff says but what is it? is it something? or is it just her mind?...Jordan doesn't know, it has to be her mind...Jeff asks doesn't she dream happy?...Jordan says maybe it's all bad, she asks if Jeff dreams?...Jeff says no, he doesn't remember them...Jordan says she has dreams every night. Jeff says they take naps every day at different schedules, that's why they don't talk, he comes in the room and she's gone, then he goes in the pool, then naps, then she naps...they talk about their naps earlier in the day...feeds cut out...more talk about what they did that day...feeds cut out...when they return Jeff and Jordan are whispering to each other about game ...virtually impossible to hear...they get a little nervous because Russell is rustling around...they whisper even more quietly if possible LOL Jeff wraps himself around Jordan to whisper :) ...after about 5 minutes of this Jeff suggest they go outside to talk and he'll have a smoke...Jordan agrees and the feeds cut out and when they return Jeff and Jordan are heading outside... SS to BY talk - Part 2 2:12-2:56am Jeff and Jordan head out to the BY to talk freely...Jordan waits outside while Jeff goes to the bathroom...Jeff comes out and Jordan says it's cold, she asks if Jeff is really going to smoke?...Jeff says yeah, he's been smoking too much...Jordan says yeah he has...Jordan says that Russell was fake sleeping in there and Jeff loud whispers LOL They start talking some major game (boring!) ...they talk about trusting Michele or not and whether or not they would want to keep Russell...Jeff starts planting the seed to Jordan that they would want Russell on their side "just in case Jessie left"...they talk about Natalie giving Russell a sympathy vote and they dynamic between Jessie, Natalie & Chima...feeds go to control room...they are now discussing Russell and how desperate he is getting... Jordan says her and Jeff have a better chance this upcoming HOH but if he wins HOH again she will shoot herself, she thinks if one of them wins HOH they will be good...they then discuss what would happen if Michele wins HOH...Jeff says it doesn't matter, down the line he's getting rid of Michele too...Jordan says they need her right now...Jeff says that Michele plays both sides and she is weary of talking to Jeff, Jeff is selling that he's on her side but he never really tells her anything. Jordan says that she told Michele she should put up Jessie and Natalie...Jeff says that Michele is playing both sides and won't put Chima up to protect herself...Jordan says if an 18 yr old wins the money, she will flip...Jeff says yeah and she bitches the whole time she's here, nobody says anything to her because she's best friends with the king of the castle...Jeff says it's just a matter of time. Jordan asks if they should try and save Russell? (Jeff avoids answering this because he knows Jessie is most likely gawn after tomorrow anyway )...Jordan says she thinks Michele would keep Russell but then again what if Natalie backed out?...Jeff says he's not saying nothing to nobody LOL Jeff says Russell is always on his ass, asking him to talk to Jessie...they go over the pros and cons of keeping Russell or not...Jeff says at one point "just trust me" (he almost slips here)...he clears his throat a couple of times and says just don't get yourself in trouble with the other side of the house. They continue talking more game scenarios and numbers...Jordan says they have to win HOH's and POV's every single time...Jeff says he thinks Michele doesn't have a grip on the game, she's known as a liar, everyone knows she plays both sides and he doesn't trust her for a second but he needs her for now...Jordan asks if it would be beneficial for Jeff to keep Russell?...Jeff says yeah because he could count on him to win comps and get others out, if they saved him they'd be loyal to them and if he didn't win, they'd put Russell up...Jordan asks how they don't know they'd be put up?...Jeff says he'd have to take that chance. More game scenarios and possibilities 🙄🥱 Jeff bitches again about Chima and says that Michele said she promised Chima she would protect her...Jeff says how about he promises Michele that he's going to throw her out of there, how about that? LOL Jordan thinks Russell wouldn't be loyal to them...Jeff says he would stab him right in the back then...they talk about Russell some more... Jordan then says she told Chima that she told Russell she would give him a vote but she was lying to him, she was covering her tracks...Jeff says that's good, just that Jordan is taken care of because he's the target no matter what, make sure she covers herself and don't worry about him, he'll take care of himself. They start putting out scenarios of who would put up who if they won HOH...Jeff wrongly says that Kevin is a floater/pawn and he's not getting anywhere 😐 Jeff then waters the plant by saying that if Jessie was gone the house would be theirs 😉Jeff looks at Jordan intently...Jeff says Jessie has been on easy street the whole time...Jordan says if Jessie makes it to final 2 she's not voting for him...Jeff slips a little again saying "he won't make it in the final 2"... Jeff and Jordan both complain that Russell is getting on their nerves, they say he's following them around and trying to find any opportunity to talk even when they're sleeping...Jeff tells the story of Russell staring at him, he does it all the time, wtf?...Jordan says it's not a good idea to keep him...Jeff says for Jordan to vote with the house (all the while knowing he's not going anywhere lol)...Jeff throws out an idea of what they can tell Russell but Jordan thinks they shouldn't say anything...Jeff says he can't deal with him, he's like his shadow...Jordan says Russell keeps trying to talk to her, make her food and she just thinks ughhhh, she told him she was in a bad mood...Jeff giggles...Jeff says he thinks Russell really likes them...Jordan isn't so sure...Jeff says he knows he plays both sides, he thinks Russell doesn't know who he is, he catches him in lies. Jeff says if Jessie is gone, in a perfect world, Russell would be with them...Jordan says she'd be pissed if Russell stayed and then turned on them...Jeff tells Jordan to tell Russell he has her vote to shut him up...they go over votes again...Jordan says that everything they tell Russell, he tells Lydia and she tells everything to the other side...Jeff says Lydia is another one he can't stand...Jordan says she doesn't think Jeff should say anything to Russell...Jeff just wants Jordan to cover herself with the other side...Jordan says she didn't realize it was all about the numbers in this house, things would have been so different if Braden had stayed instead of Chima. They talk about how Russell says he was close to Casey, they can't understand how since Casey badmouthed Russell...they go over more scenarios...Jeff says he wants to get rid of Lydia so bad too...they say that Lydia doesn't even care to be there...Jeff says that if Jessie left Lydia would want to go right after him...Jeff says in some strange fu**ed up world, Natalie would want to go too if those two are gone, it sounds bizarre and weird, Natalie likes Jessie no matter what she says, Lydia loves him so hopefully if Jessie left they would want to go to the jury house...Jeff says you need luck and they've played the game with no luck in their favor, it's bound to turn... Jordan asks if Jeff really believes that?...Jeff say yes...Jordan asks if Jeff sees himself in the final 2?...Jeff says yeah, he sees both of them in the final 2 :) Jordan says Jeff will make it further than her...Jeff doesn't think so, he's not joking, he thinks they can do it, he thinks they can promise others final 4 or 3 and then stab them in the back at the last minute...Jordan giggles...they talk about double evictions... Cute moment alert... Jeff says that's far down the line, he says "you don't see yourself getting far? I see you gettting far, I'm not joking"...Jordan says she does but gets discouraged...Jeff says "I really believe I can be in the final 2"...Jordan says that if she doesn't make it, she hopes Jeff does...Jeff says "but I think you could be there Jordan"...Jordan says "you got my vote"...Jeff laughs and smiles at Jordan 😊 Jeff says they have to win HOH...Jeff says "Michele is the biggest HOH dicksucker there is" 😂 They talk about house sides...Jordan asks if Jeff wants to go lay back down?...they decide to stay out a bit longer to talk game, they can talk other stuff inside...they talk about Michele again, saying even though she makes deal with others, ultimately she's with them...Jeff says Michele gets on his nerves so bad, the moaning drives him crazy and she giggles at everything he says...Jordan thinks Michele does like him though (ugh, that's not the half of it) ...Jeff agrees and says he plays nice with her. More game talk about Jessie and Natalie (😵‍💫☠️kill me now) Jordan says it's them vs. JeJo...Jeff says yeah, Jordan needs to pull an HOH out of her ass and him too...they talk when the next endurance might be and then Jeff says "I wish we could just evict everybody" 😂 Jordan says it's good he's positive because she's negative but then again she thinks of her mom and knows she needs this money...Jeff says he knows they can do it :) They go over scenarios yet AGAIN! 😵‍💫😵‍💫 Jeff threatens to use the Lydia/Jessie handjob secret if he has to, he'll blow her right out of the water, f**k her, she fu**ed him week one, welcome to the party weirdo, he doesn't want to play that way but if he has to...they start talking about Chima...Jordan asks if Jeff thinks Chima could win this?...Jeff doesn't think so because he sees himself there and her not being there with him, Jeff sees no one else next to him but Jordan 😊 Jordan lectures Jeff about smoking 2:56am The BY talk continues... Jeff says now he can't sleep...Jordan says she wants to lay back down, she's sleepy...Jeff kind of wants another cigarette...Jordan says "nooo, quit"...Jeff says he knows...Jordan says Jeff is going to smoke his life away...Jeff says he smokes more in the house than outside...Jordan says when they first got there, Jeff said he didn't smoke but he does smoke and when he gets out of there it will be hard (for him to stop)...Jeff says no it won't because he used to smoke like that before and he stopped...Jordan says he's been doing it for a 3 month period though...Jeff says it's only 5 cigarettes a day...Jordan says that's a lot...Jeff says some people smoke 2 packs, that's a lot!...Jordan says 5 cigarettes is a lot, 1 is okay but he still needs to quit...Jeff says Jordan is right, he shouldn't justify it...Jeff says for them to go lay down...Jordan says don't worry, she lectures her sister all the time...Jeff says gets up and says well, he needs a lecture, he tells Jordan to go lay down again...Jordan says "geez you're like Mr. Move it tonight" LOL ...they go inside... SS to BY to SS talk 3:02-3:25am Jeff and Jordan come back inside after being outside...they both go to the bathroom...Jordan leaves first and Jeff joins her shortly after...they settle into bed...Jordan says they're going to get woken up in 6 hours...silence, some random chit chat and then Jeff asks Jordan to move over a smidge...Jordan says her and Michele were talking about cancer, stuff like that freaks her out...Jeff says he knows, to not worry about it...Jordan says she might fall asleep...Jeff whines nooo. Jordan says Jeff has to talk then because she's sleepy...Jeff asks if she wants him to go to sleep?...Jordan says if he's going to talk then talk...Jeff asks what he should talk about?...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff asks what they're going to do tomorrow?...Jordan says lay out...Jeff says it's the same fu**ing shit...Jordan says she talks more at night then the day...Jeff says him too...Jordan says in the day she's quieter, she just likes to lay out and sit by herself, it's her thinking time...Jeff says he doesn't even bother her...Jordan says it's her thinking time, time to just get away...Jeff says they do the same shit every day...Jordan mmm, hmm's. Jeff says he misses cooking, making meals...Jordan asks what he's cooking her when he's off slop?...Jeff says mmm, whatever she wants...Jordan says she'll make him some baked ziti when he's off slop, a little thing of it...Jeff says ok...Jordan says it's good but has no meat...Jeff says they can put meat in it...Jordan isn't sure it'll be good...Jeff says it will, a tomato sauce with meat...Jordan wants to put chicken in it, it'll be better...Jeff says he'll make some good pasta when he's done being off slop, he says omg, if he goes on slop next week, he'll be so pissed, he got the extra day so he won't even get to eat, he'll be fired up. Jeff asks if Jordan cooks at home?...Jordan says no...Jeff asks how she learned to make baked ziti?...Jordan says watching her mom make it, she's never home when they have dinner, that's why she eats a lot of fast food, she's on the go...Jeff says it's so convenient...Jeff asks what Jordan's salon's name is?...Jordan says Planet 21...Jeff says yeah, that's right...Jordan says it's going to be so hard going back, getting in the groove of things having the whole summer off...Jeff knows...Jordan says to enjoy it while they can now...Jeff says he guesses, he knows there'll be a time when they wish they could be back in the house when they're all busy...Jeff says other people will say they would love to just lay around the pool all summer (like they did)...Jordan says it's fine but it's the stress that makes it more intense, if it was the real world it would be different, it's a lot of stress...Jeff agrees. They both yawn and then Jeff turns to cuddle Jordan, he sniffs her...Jordan asks if she stinks...Jeff sniffs again and says no, it smells like his shirt...some rubbing goes on and Jordan turns to spoon with Jeff...Jordan as usual, when they get too close, makes some random comment about her hair...something goes on and they giggle...the covers rustle...Jeff says something about wishing he could see the faces she makes, how do they look?...Jordan says funny...more rustling and whispering...Jeff asks "what are the odds of you scratching my back?"...Jordan says fine...Jeff says "you will?"...he asks if she's not too tired?...Jordan says she is but she will...Jeff pinches her saying wowo...Jordan ow's and Jeff says thank you, then he'll go to sleep, deal? Jordan starts scratching and says this is their ritual when Jeff's on slop...Jeff asks if she's doing it because he's on slop?...Jordan says no, she says her boobs are sore...Jeff realizes what she meant by ritual, that he comes in there and then goes to the HN room, he says he can't just go right in there...Jeff says he tosses and turns as it is, she knows, at least the last day he'll have it all to himself. Jeff asks about the ghost story Jordan told?...Jordan says she told him already, she goes over the two stories she told Jeff, she says Jeff can look it up on the computer, it was all over the news...they quiet down...Jeff asks what the date is? the 11th or 12th?...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says it's weird they're only going home the end of next month...Jeff asks what does Jordan think happens after the final show? they do an interview and then go "see ya later", it's weird...Jordan says yeah because you live with these people especially the ones that make it further, it will be weirder...they talk about jury house a little...Jeff says he hopes to never find out about jury house 🙁 They talk about Dan a little...Jeff says he thinks about him everyday, what he told him was what he needed to hear...they talk about the day Dan came into the house to host the comp, how he gave a little pep talk to Jeff...Jeff says it was his worst day, he was ready to bust someone's jaw open and leave...Jordan says Jeff handled it well...Jeff felt bad he didn't shake his hand before he left...Jordan thought they would get a chance to say goodbye to him...Jeff says it was nice that Dan said something to him...Jordan says Dan was on the bottom too but he won a lot of HOH's, they talk about how many he won...Jeff says it's hard to win that many HOH's and not get voted out because you're always putting people up...Jordan says Dan was smart though...Jeff says he was...Jordan says that Jeff is smart too :) ...Jeff says that this house is different though, it's more about vengeance, people get too personal in there, he didn't see that in other seasons, other season had more fun. Jordan turns back saying she is done (scratching), she faces away from Jeff...Jeff asks Jordan if she's going to bed?...Jordan says no...Jeff says he should...Jordan says ok...Jeff giggles...Jeff says "I can't" and exhales 😏😔..they are quiet and then Jeff sits up to put his clothes on, he puts his socks on saying his toe hurts...Jeff takes a sip of water and Jordan says Jeff carries that cup with him everywhere...Jeff leaves saying "good dreams Jordan"...Jordan says "alright goodnight" and Jeff leaves... Jeff feels unwanted 2:51-2:59pm Jordan finishes cleaning up in the kitchen and heads to the SS room where Jeff is laying down...she walks in and sits on the slide saying that there's a tarp outside...Jeff says maybe it means there's a guest coming?...Jordan says "you think?"...Jeff asks if it's open outside?...Jordan mmm, hmm's. Jeff opens his arms wide wanting a hug from Jordan... LOL @ Russell sleeping in the corner bed...Jordan pauses, gets up and puts her head on Jeff's chest...Jeff says that's not a hug...Jordan patronizingly pats Jeff's arm...Jeff says "what's that?"...Jordan says "what? what's what?"...Jordan hugs Jeff's leg and says she saw Jeff's picture (?), she cleaned and swept the kitchen...Jeff won't let it go, he says "how come when I want a hug, you don't give me a hug"...Jordan makes an excuse, she says "I gave you a hug, I'm stinky though, I've been cleaning"...Jeff says to watch next time she hugs him, he'll stop her. Jeff grabs Jordan's head with his leg and headlocks her and then mercilessly tickles her...Jordan goes crazy...Jeff lets go and Jordan pretends to punch him...Jordan looks over at Russell and feels weird talking while he's there, she mentions the tarp again, she says it's hot out there, she's staying inside, she asks Jeff what it might be?...they talk about what the competition might be... Jordan starts taking her laundry out of her bag to put away...she's not happy about her shorts turning pink...Jordan asks Jeff if they look bad?...Jeff says who cares they have a little pink tint, she likes pink?...Jordan does but they're not supposed to be pink...they go back to talking about past competitions...Jordan says she's terrible at puzzles...Jeff says he gets them right away or just doesn't... Jeff still won't let it go, he says "I can't believe you didn't hug me, it's like a slap in my face"...Jordan says she's smelly, she was sweeping, she feels dirty...Jeff says "I feel not wanted"...Jordan says "Jeff! quit"...Jeff says quit what? wait until she wants one, he's tired of this...Jordan says tired of what?...Jeff wants his shirt back (the one she's wearing)...Jordan says no, she wants it...Jeff says "it's over"...Jordan says it's not...Jeff says she's not having that shirt, she's outta her mind, he only brought 4 long sleeved shirts...Jordan says ok...Jeff says she also doesn't hug him when he wants, he doesn't feel the love ☹️ Jordan deflects by talking about Jessie and game...Jeff doesn't want to hear it, he tells Jordan to get Jessie's shirt...Jeff farts and says that's for her LOL Jordan tries again...Jeff waves his hands in the air and says it doesn't matter...Jordan complains about her hoody looking dull, it's her mom's, she's not going to like it...Jordan says she had lots of pants to bring but they were VS...Jeff says "pink?" and then sarcastically says he hasn't heard that story before 😅 Jordan doesn't say anything...Jeff says yeah, that's right he's being a smart ass, he doesn't like her no more, she slapped him right in the face. Jordan says with what?...Jeff says he wanted a hug and she patted his leg...Jordan says she stinks, if it was him he'd do the same...Jeff says he hugged her yesterday all full of hair...Jordan says that was something they did together, she needs to go in the DR and talk about it... Jeff says they didn't ask him about it in the DR, it's not important compared to everything else going on in there, it isn't the Jeff and Jordan show that sucks anyway (wrong! lol)...Jeff asks what time it is?...Jordan says 3, they'll probably go on lockdown in an hour...Jordan asks Jeff AGAIN what he thinks about the tarp?...they discuss and wonder what it could be. Jeff gets pissed that Jordan had an attitude, not knowing what's going on...he says he's outta there, forget it...Jordan calls out Jeff!...Jeff says "you're on your own sister"...Jordan giggles saying Jeff! she follows him out of the room...Jeff holds the door shut when she tries to walk out, they make noise for Russell who wakes up...Jordan says sorry and walks out… Jordan says to Jeff that they woke him up...Jeff says "go make a new friend!"...Jordan pinches Jeff's butt :) ...Jeff says Jordan needs friends in the jury house when they're outta there...Jordan turns and uhhh's...Jeff holds his arms open again for a hug...Jordan goes to hug him but Jeff says "did you look at the camera first? get outta here"...Jordan says she did not...Jeff says they're officially done for one week like slop 😛 Jeff pushes Jordan away...Jordan laughs and says "Jeff, stop! give me a hug"...she tries to hug him but Jeff says no...Jeff sprays Jordan with his cologne saying it's his jam...Jordan rubs Jeff's head saying it's his candy stash and she walks away... As she walks away she says "I dusted in here, it was so gross"...Jeff who is putting on his shorts says "why didn't you fold my clothes?" LOL ...Jordan says "huh?"... HOH pic time - cute JeJo 3:10-3:40pm Jeff & Jordan goof around while taking pictures with Chima's HOH camera. Super cute moments @3:12 pm Jeff and Jordan flirt while trying to figure out how to pose "funny"...Jeff tries to create a suggestive pose with Jordan's head... @3:15-16pm Jeff "bites" Jordan's neck/ear to tickle her @3:17pm Jordan asks what they should do (to pose) and Jeff says they're making out and kisses her neck 😍 @3:18pm Jeff tickles her arm and tries once again to kiss her neck @3:23pm Jeff pulls Jordan's ponytail @3:26pm Jeff & Jordan playfight and then he pushes her on the sofa LOL @3:30pm Jeff and Jordan are laying down in the HN room with the others...Jeff puts his hand on Jordan's leg when posing, Jordan pushes it away...Jeff says what?...the picture is taken then Jeff hugs Jordan...Jordan protests...Jeff says what?...Jordan locks her arm with his...Jeff points to Jordan saying no hugging tonight (Jeff is reminding her of his promise from less than an hour before lol) @3:35pm Jeff and Jordan are now up in the HOH room, they goof around while the others are deciding more poses...Jeff hugs Jordan sweetly (I guess the no hugs tonight promise ended real quick!) and Jordan gives Jeff a patting hug back...Jeff starts patting Jordan on the shoulder saying that she was patronizing him and he flicks her in the face LOL @3:39pm Jeff and Jordan are egged on by the others do to a fun pose, they make some suggestions...Jeff grabs Jordan's boob... ...and then Jordan grabs Jeff's junk 😃 They all crack up laughing and Jordan says omg, Jeff you're hard...Jeff says "I'm not hard"...Jordan says he feels hard...Jeff says "he's down" LOL they continue laughing and carrying on, they step away from the posing area and Jeff says to Jordan "wow, you were really grabbing the junk" Pre halfway party chat - Let's make bad decisions 5:43-5:49pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6TBAMIFyY4 Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who are talking in the GR...Jordan says she kind of wants to change...Jeff asks "into what?"...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says she looks nice 😊..Jordan says she always wears that dress...Jeff says it (the halfway party) is not going to be aired anyway...Jordan knows...Jeff says to save the dress she doesn't wear for another day... Jordan says that Michele is wearing her dress, it looks good on her...Jeff asks "you gonna drink?"...Jordan says "I don't know...depends"... Jeff says he doesn't think BB will give them a lot anyway, he doesn't care about the drinks, he just wants to eat...Jordan says when the music's playing he might want to drink...Jeff smiles saying for sure he's gonna drink, don't worry, he wouldn't pass it up...Jordan says that it used to take her a lot (to get drunk), now she has one drink and she gets tipsy, kind of tipsy...she can feel it in her blood 🤭 Jeff says "get all drunk and we'll make bad decisions later" Oh yeah! Jordan says "nooooo"...Jeff cracks up saying "what? I'm just kidding"... Jordan says "no you weren't" (you got that right sista)...Jordan repeats he wasn't...Jeff says "what? I didn't know what I was doing, I was so drunk, what happened?"...Jordan says " yeah right..would you uhh..."...Jeff answers quickly " YES! "... 😅 Jordan lays down next to Jeff asking if he's ever done that?...Jeff says what?...Jordan says "made bad decisions?"...Jeff lies through his teeth saying "no"...Jordan says "shut up"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "have you?"...Jeff says no and tsks...Jordan says he has, has he had a one night stand ever?...Jeff denies that too...Jordan says "yes you have! you're smiling"... Jeff says he said no...Jordan says "you're smiling when you say no, you're lying, don't lie to me"... Jordan is soooo pretty here 😍😍 Jeff says "don't lie to me"...Jordan says she hasn't...Jeff says she's a liar...Jordan says she's gotten drunk, maybe made some people think they were going to get it but then haha, gotta go!...Jeff says "you fu**ing...nevermind"...Jordan says "cocktease?"...Jeff says "yeah"... Jordan asks Jeff if she looks like she's lost any weight? and even before Jordan can finish answering Jeff says "yes...4 pounds" :) ...Jordan says "you think so?"...Jeff says mmm, hmm...Jordan says "you're not lying to me?"...Jeff says "Jordan you look good, I told you that from the beginning"...Jeff smiles at her reaction to this... ...swoon! 🥰😍🥰 ...and he says that Jordan doesn't take compliments very well, huh?...Jordan says no...Jeff says she asks him to compliment her, then when he does she blows it off, if someone gives you a compliment, take it, take it and run :) ...they then start talking game about Jessie and Russell, Jordan then gets called to the DR...Jordan says they'll talk (later)...Jeff says they can talk later under the sheets 😉 ... Jeff gets massaged by Jordan 7:28pm Feed return after the halfway party to JeJo hugging sideways...Jordan lets go and Jeff keeps his hand on Jordan's back briefly...Jeff is saying how full he is, their stomachs have shrunken...Jordan gives Jeff a mini shoulder/neck massage... Jeff says he's so stuffed after 2 pieces of pizza and a salad...Jordan leaves, going to the bathroom...Jeff says he can always eat pizza, he could eat one more slice right now, pizza's so good...Jeff then sings "Pizza is so good!" and the feeds cut out... After the halfway party GR chat 7:34-7:54pm Feeds switch to the GR...Jeff and Jordan are stuffed and feel lazy after the halfway party...Jeff says he ate a lot for being full after the first plate...Jordan says her too...Jeff says it's perfect, he's got tomorrow and the next day and then hopefully he eats on Friday...Jeff exhales and says "yeah, I'm done"...Jordan giggles. Jordan asks if she has makeup under here (her eyes)...Jeff looks at Jordan and says (mocking her lol) "does my hair look bad?"...Jordan says no and runs her hands through it...Jeff says no, that's what she says...Jordan says her breath smells good...Jeff says he just brushed his teeth...Jordan covers her mouth saying hers doesn't...Jeff ewws and Jordan laughs...Jeff says nah, it doesn't :) Jordan entwines her arm with Jeff's and says she always does that...Jeff says "yeah you do"... Jeff says she likes it, whatever makes her feel better...Jeff who has been adjusting his "package" with Jordan watching says "this makes me feel better right now" 😂 they laugh...Jeff says "yammahamma"...Jordan giggles...Jeff says "I love pizza" 🍕...Jeff says if there's one thing to stuff yourself with it's pizza...Jordan says she's full from the cake...Jeff ate a little piece at the end too. Jordan puffs out her belly and then Jeff does it while making a puffing sound...they giggle, Jordan says not to compare, she's only 30lbs lighter than him...Jeff says she's not, it's 40lbs...Jeff starts puffing again and then Jordan does the same...Jeff looks at her… Jeff says "but you look good" 😍 ...Jordan extends hers to look like she's pregnant and says with a southern drawl, that she'd be on the front porch saying..."well Jeffrey, this is your 3rd baby" 😅 Jeff cracks up and says "yeah" 😉...Jordan pats Jeff's belly...Jeff says "uhh, don't get too rough"...Jordan says "fatten you up"...Jeff says he just did, that was a Pizza Hut buffet, it felt good...Jordan has been giggling...Jeff asks what she's giggling about? he knows she has something on her mind...Jordan says she's just thinking...Jeff wants her to tell him, he wants to giggle, go, what?...Jordan says nothing...FISH.... Feeds return again with JeJo talking about what they would buy each other if they win...Jeff says he'll buy Jordan an iPod regardless...Jordan asks what else?...Jeff says if he wins the big prize, he'll get her something nice...Jordan says ok, well a Louis Vuitton purse would be nice because she could never afford that...Jeff says ok...Jordan says "or a Gucci purse cuz it's the stuff I couldn't get in real life"...Jeff says alright...Jordan says a Dolce Gabbana, actually no...Jeff says "you don't need all that shit"...Jordan says it's stuff she can't get in real life, he'll have to take her ok...Jordan says he can pick her up, let her pick it out and then he'll just swipe it (credit card)...Jeff says "now you know what you're getting? nothing" LOL Jordan giggles. Jordan says she's just kidding...Jeff says he said he'd get her something nice...Jordan says she's kidding, she doesn't want anything...Jeff says he will, he swears to God he will...Jordan asks why? because she's his only BFF?...Jeff says yeah, yeah for real...FISH...when they return Jordan is saying dang! this is real nice, she wants some diamond earrings then, she does need a new pair...Jeff says "don't get greedy"...Jordan giggles saying she's just thinking here, 500 thousand... Michele comes in being nosey and ruins the party GRRR ...she says 500 thousand what? sheep, cows, pigs (wtf Michele?)...Jeff says slices of pizza hoping Jordan won't tell Michele what they were talking about (IMO) and Jordan spills immediately saying "he said he'd buy me something nice"...of course Michele takes the chance to make herself look good in Jeff's eyes (🙄) by asking what Jordan will buy him if she wins?...Jeff says yeah, they didn't get that far cuz Jordan's selfish (bad Jeff!)...Jordan says LA Lakers tickets because they're too hard to get...Jeff is puzzled 😅...Jordan says wasn't it LA Lakers tickets? or was it the Bears?...Jeff says whatever, it's season tickets...Jordan says ok, that's what she'll do, get him season's tickets to whatever game he wants...Jeff smiles saying "that's cool"...Jordan puts up her pinky and says "deal"...they pinky promise...Michele fake smiles, giggles & drinks from that damn cup and I want to punch............................the wall !!!!! GRR Jeff says season's tickets for the Bears...FISH...they return with Jordan saying her dress does look good on Michele (honey UGHHHH stop blowing up her head )Jordan then announces she's gassy and she farts and laughs...they start singing and talking about Prince and FISH...now they're talking about Jeff's undies...Jordan pulls them up and Jeff says she's giving him a grundy...Jordan says she wishes people would have gotten up and danced (during the party)...Jeff can't believe they didn't play any Bob Marley, it's like a shot at him...Jordan grabs Jeff's arm and plays with it...Jeff asks again why didn't they play it? Jeff holds out his arm to be scratched but Jordan doesn't...Jeff says he's reading into everything, he's paranoid...Jeff says there are subliminal messages in the songs to hate each other LOL...Michele rambles about herself & production... FISH...Jeff signals for scratching and Jordan does it for 2 seconds and then stops...they talk about the next comp, Jeff's not ready for another endurance...Jordan says she is...FISH... Jeff says he's so comfy, satisfied? is that the word?...Michele says satiated...Jeff says he's never heard of that but he likes it, he'll use it, he's so satiated...Jordan says she needs to poot, she does...Jeff covers his nose not wanting to smell it...Jordan says it was a hot one, it's going to be smelly but she doesn't smell it though...Jeff says he doesn't want to smell it, come on...Jordan asks if he smelled her fart would he throw up?...Jeff doesn't want to know...Jordan asks if he's smelled them?...Jeff says one time he did, he caught a fu**ing punch in the mouth 🤨 (the obsession of JeJo with farts & poots is insane lol ) Jordan asks if it grossed him out?...Jeff says "it's a fart, it's not like it's cherry pie" 😛 Jeff says "mmm, Jordan's fart"...Jordan suddenly says "dirty panties!" and Jeff gives her a look 🤨...Jordan cracks up and Jeff says "and wtf is wrong with you?"... Jordan says "man I'm bored"...Jeff says "we just had a party...this is the afterparty" LOL Michele says it's a lame afterparty...Jordan asks if they want to lay in their room?...Michele wants to...Jeff says he doesn't care, let's go, he wants to crack jokes...Jeff asks to be pulled off the bed...Jordan tries but needs Michele's help...they pull him off...Jeff starts nervous giggling that they would pull him right off...he gets up and they all leave... M/R/J/J explicit talk in the SS room 8-8:47pm Jeff & Jordan go lay down in the SS room. Michele & Russell are there as well. They have a long talk about various things...naturally the chatter turns to the human body, bodily functions, sex and generally goofy stuff. Jeff's face when Jordan asks if anyone has had butt sex is too priceless! 😃 Keeping Jeff company in the HN room 11:34-11:38pm Feeds return, lights are off in the HN room, Jordan laying down with Jeff...Michele is right there in the room with them ...Jeff and Jordan touch hands... Jordan wonders if she could sleep in the room with them...Michele says she could sleep in the middle (thanks Michele 🙄 )...Jordan wonders if she would be alllowed to bring her own blanket, she says she seriously would...Michele says she wants her to have a good sleep so she can be rested for tomorrow...Jordan says she could bring her own pillow...Jeff says BB won't let her sleep there, it's already jam packed with bozos...Jordan laughs...Michele aka Unfunny Franny says "who you calling a bozo?"...Jeff says "me and you"...Michele giggles...Jordan says that's so funny...Jeff wonders if he won HOH would he skip his extra day...Michele thinks so...Jeff thinks so too...Michele says HOH's are automatically Have's...Jordan says that should make Jeff strive to get it more... Michele fake yawns ...Michele mumbles something to which Jordan says she knows...Jeff says they have to watch it, they can be heard in the other room...Jeff reaches for his socks and kisses Jordan's shoulder...Jordan giggles...Jeff says he wasn't making a sweet move...Michele says "whatevers, I like to watch so it's all good" <----GRRR, you're NOT funny Michele!...Michele says she's just kidding, that was creepy...Jeff puts on his socks...Jordan laughs at her not being funny LOL Jordan says that it's funny that her and Jeff will be separated and she'll just want to be away from him but then when she's not around him, she thinks ahh, I want to aggravate Jeff...Jordan is holding onto Jeff's hand at this point...Jordan says it's a love/hate, isn't it?...(IMO Jeff never liked this description of "them" by Jordan, in NO way did Jeff hate Jordan )...Jeff half-heartedly says mmm, hmm...Jordan rubs Jeff's hand... Jordan says she likes Michele's robe...Jeff wants to win HOH so he can win the robe...Jordan says "you would wear that"...Jeff says "f**k yeah, I'd wear it to breakfast and stuff"...Jordan asks "like Hugh Hefner?"...Jeff says yeah, why not, he won, he'd try to steal it, keep it...Jordan blows farts on Jeff's hands...Jordan asks if Jeff would have lots of pictures?...Jeff doesn't know...Michele says he would have a lot of kid pictures, friend and family pictures...Jeff is sure there are some but he's not sure which ones...Jordan says she wants to see her family so bad...Jeff rolls over to hug Jordan and says him too...Jordan says she's dying, it would help her a lot...Chima lets them know she's going to turn on the light...they do the "clap on, clap off" and the lights turn on at the perfect time :) Keeping Jeff company in the HN room Part 2 11:38-11:55pm The lights have been turned on by Chima...Jordan looks at Jeff and instead of just complimenting Jeff straight up asks Michele if she likes Jeff scruffy? This would change... Michele says "beardwise?...oh you do have a little scruff"...Jeff says Michele can say she likes him better shaved...Michele says she likes Jeff any way he is, he's perfect ...Jordan aww's...Jeff says "oh, boy...this is the BS room"...Jordan rubs her foot on Jeff...Michele says she likes it when guys change it up...Jordan says "see"...Jeff says "maybe, I don't mind scruffy like a day or 2 or 3 but after that, I look like fu**ing Paul Bunyan"...Michele says she doesn't like it when they're gross...Jeff says he may keep it, maybe not, he'll see how he feels tomorrow, he's not completely opposed to it...Michele says he's not shaving until he wins HOH...Jeff says it will be huge...Michele says no...Jeff looks at Jordan and caresses her face… Jordan uh uh's...Jeff says "uh uh what?"...(no wonder poor Jeff was confused! he was just being sweet 😟..) Jordan says this is like an insane asylum...Jeff asks if she forgot what it was like in the HN room?...Jordan says she did forget...Michele says it's the coolest room, she loves to hang out in it Jordan asks what week they're on?...Michele says 6 weeks...Jordan can't believe it...Jeff says it's 7 weeks, they were there one week before they started...Jordan says "wow"...they figure out the weeks...Jordan says this is major, it's stressful... Feeds return to the lights being off again...Jordan is scratching Jeff's back and they are talking about what the upcoming HOH might be...Jordan is ready if it's endurance...Jeff kind of doesn't want it to be endurance again, he'll win but he doesn't feel like it...Jordan asks the endurance comps in the past...Michele explains a few...FISH...when the feeds return Jordan is still scratching Jeff's back and inexplicably Michele is now poised watching them...creep show!! I mean, seriously!? ugh Jordan stops scratching and Michele mumbles inaudibly...Jeff compares her back scratching to an endurance comp, she can't just drop when her hand gets tired, she would lose HOH...Jordan starts rubbing his head...Jeff mmm's saying he wants his back scratched but then says "scratch my head"....Jordan says to not smell her armpit...Jeff says he smelled it...Jordan asks if it stinks?...Jeff says it's funky and he's out...he rolls over but still puts his leg on Jordan LOL...feeds go to fish...