July 17 What’s wrong with Jordan? 12:02 - 12:08 AM Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen along with Kalia, Porsche and Dani...Porsche says Jeff looks tan...Jeff says it's because of the color he's wearing...BB calls out Jeff for singing...Jeff sings "Vit Tan Don"...Porsche makes fun of Kalia eating pita chips all the time and Jeff jokes oh snap!...hey big girl, save some for us...Jordan seems restless, won't sit down with the others, she says she's bored...Jordan starts going up the stairs while the others wonder who farted? they ask if it was Jordan?...Jordan says she didn't...Jordan says she'll keep her door open if any of them want to come up there, the DR told her she might call her still so she's not going to bed if she's going to be called...Jeff looks up at her... The HOH door is heard being opened and then Jordan yells out "what'd you put in the door?"...Jeff says a sandal...Jordan says "what did you do?"...Jeff gets short and says "Jordan, people know they can just come in, don't worry about it"...Jordan says "I see...I left it open"...Jeff says "alright"...Jordan, with attitude, says "whatever"...Jeff says "what's wrong with her?"...random chatter goes on but Jeff gets quiet...he gets his snack ready...everyone clears out of the kitchen and Jeff heads up to the HOH room... JeJo serious talk Part 1 12:08 - 12:19 AM My personal opinion - Jeff handled this situation and Jordan perfectly during this little "tiff", he knows exactly how moody she can be, how to handle her moods and when to drop things, he was amazingly calm and patient with her...I think Jordan should have just been honest and admitted she was being moody and stubborn and that what she did was wrong rather than just repeating the Rachel story over and over...Jeff didn't care about the story, he cared about getting to the root of the problem, the fact that Jordan was being anti-social could harm them, possibly affect their game and he was worried that she was isolating herself from her own alliance by hiding out in the room and selectively talking to certain people. He also didn't want any tension between them because they have to stick together and them "arguing" won't get them anywhere. Jeff enters the HOH room and shuts the door...Jordan says "what's up?"...Jeff says "what's up with you?"...Jordan says nothing, why?...Jeff says what do you mean why?...Jordan says because she's not outside?...Jeff says no, he just means that she seems irritated about something...Jordan lies and says mmm, no... Jordan says that Rachel came up there and Jordan just happened to want to go see Jeff real quick so she left as soon as she came in the room leaving the door open and everyone else that was up there with Jordan went downstairs too and so Rachel thought everyone was leaving because of her and Jordan told her no, she hadn't talked to Jeff all night so she was going down there... Jeff says "alright so what's up?"...Jordan says nothing...Jordan says even Dani said Rachel was acting weird, acting weird towards her and she didn't do anything...Jeff agrees...Jordan says she doesn't know, it's not her problem, she's the one that went bonkers on everybody...Jeff says yeah...Jordan grabs a different top and sits down...Jordan says it was good, she talked to Kalia about everything...Jeff says "yeah what?"...Jordan says everything, mainly her boyfriend...Jordan starts to change and Jeff tells her to do it in the bathroom and come back...Jordan does. Jeff gets his serious face on...Jordan says she lost her bra in the candy room...Jeff says maybe she misplaced it...Jordan says two of her bras are missing...Jeff wants to get to the heart of the matter, he says "what's up, you're just having an eww night or what?" Jordan says "no, I just don't want to be down there with everybody it's awkward"...Jeff says "what's awkward?"...Jordan says "down there with everybody, I just want to be up here"...Jeff says "so be up here"...Jordan says she is, that's why she's up there...Jeff chuckles saying "you don't think you're acting weird?"...Jordan says no, she took a bath and her and Kalia talked for a long time...Jeff says and she had a half a bottle of wine...Jordan says yeah, they were up there and talked and then she went downstairs. Jeff asks about the Rachel thing again, when she came in Jordan left?...Jordan says she wasn't planning on it, she was coming down and she just happened to come up at the same time...Jeff sighs...Jordan says Rachel is still mad, you can see it on her face...Jeff says she's acting weird...Jordan says that she's probably mad at her not taking slop for 2 weeks and she did...Jeff says he told Jordan not to, he'd be mad at her, so who does she want being mad at her? him or Rachel?...Jordan repeats that Rachel is mad at her for not taking slop...Jeff says that's because she's an idiot for doing so and Jordan's not, is that what Jordan wants to hear? cuz that's exactly what it is...Jordan says Rachel was giving her looks outside so Jordan asked Kalia to go take a bath so she could get away...Jeff is getting frustrated, he says "I know" Jordan says it's stupid petty stuff, so dumb...Jeff says well then don't worry about it so much...silence...Jordan says Brendon isn't acting any different...Jeff says exactly so like he said, you don't be the weird one...Jordan starts to interject...Jeff says "I'm not saying you are, please, don't be the weird one right now, you seem a little pouty, you had a half a bottle of wine, take your night to yourself but don't be the pouty one, Rachel will dig her own grave, don't be the one to dig it for her, she'll go on her own account, please don't be the one to push the envelope, I already did that, just let it be, take your night, relax" Jordan asks if Jeff talked to Dom...Jeff says no, but he wants to talk, he can tell...Jeff says listen, people want Rachel out...Jordan knows that...Jeff says they're ok, don't be the one to force the issue, just play nice and that's all...Jordan says "I didn't!"...Jeff says he didn't say that, he's just talking very calmly to you because he knows she's crabby and he's just trying to...Jordan says she's not crabby!...Jeff says "ok again, you're right! don't make this about this and I won't say anything to you anymore"...Jordan says ok...tension and silence Jordan asks "what are you thinking about?"...Jeff says nothing..."what are you thinking about?"... Jordan says nothing................Jeff breaks saying "whatttt?"...Jordan says nothing...Jeff says he doesn't want to talk because he feels like he's going to get in trouble for something he says...Jordan says she didn't say anything...Jeff says "I know, but I can tell your attitude is bad right now"...Jordan insists it's not, she's fine...Jordan says she was in there talking to Kalia...Jeff knows...Jordan says why doesn't Jeff just go outside with everybody...Jeff clears his throat and ponders… Jordan says tomorrow will be fine, it's just tension among the girls...Jeff asks what would make it better?...Jordan is staying up here and Rachel can be down there with everyone, she's just annoyed with her right now...Jeff says Rachel maybe is being quiet because she's embarrassed or something...Jordan says probably, she's staying up there, listening to her music, she's avoiding it...Jeff says he knows, by being anti-social shows there is a problem a little bit, if Rachel had done the same to Jordan she wouldn't like it...Jordan says that she told Rachel she was going down to see Jeff, she explains how they cleared the room when Rachel came up… JeJo serious talk Part 2 12:21 - 12:38 AM Jordan has just explained the Rachel story again...Jeff's not buying it lol...silence...Jordan says that she would go to bed but BB told her she might get called into the DR tonight still...Jeff says again? about today? he's only been called in once...Jordan says it's girls, they're probably making it more dramatic...Jeff says to not buy into everything, no matter what's going on...Jordan starts to say she feels like and stops herself...Jeff says what? but what do you feel like?...Jordan says nothing, she's tired of talking about it... Jeff gets agitated saying "what? obviously it's bothering you, what? what am I a fu**ing idiot? what?"...Jordan repeats the Rachel story AGAIN ...Jeff says right, she probably is (mad) or maybe people are mad at her and maybe she feels down because of what she did, hopefully that's it...Jordan says maybe she's mad that she talks to the other girls...Jeff says Rachel is always trying to be the center of attention so maybe now she actually is trying to keep her mouth shut but don't make her suffer for it, when she comes up there to talk don't leave and slap her in the face, he's not saying Jordan did anything wrong, he's just saying be the bigger person, stick around for 5 mins and then say you have to go talk to Jeff, then remove herself, just be the bigger person, he knows she is, he knows she's doing the right thing cuz she's dealing with someone not on that level. Jordan repeats again what happened...Jeff says the timing was a little off on Jordan's part, just be careful, just walk on eggshells around her cuz that might offend her, she'll bury herself but don't push it, you want to be out of the way when things go down, make nice, be friendly and then come up there to talk to him, they are playing a game, so be cordial when she has to, she's doing the right thing, know that they're playing a game, this is not best friends for life, it will be over when it's over and then you could do what you want but for now play the game, put on a happy face... Jordan smiles saying she does all the time...Jeff says that's a happy face, not this one (insert Jeff pouty face)...Jeff says "what do you think? I'm an idiot? I don't know you when you're mad or upset? of course you're acting weird right now......you're having one of your days"...Jordan says "no, I'm notttt"....Jeff says "listen, please, ok"...Jordan says "well I'm going to listen to my CD so"...Jeff says "so beat it?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's... Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "nuthin, you're being so crabby"...Jordan says "we're not even really talking"...Jeff (this says it all) says "because I'm scared!" Jordan doesn't get it, she says "what are you scared of?"...Jeff says she's snappy and he's trying to rationalize things...Jordan says she's listening but she's giving him a chance to go out there and be with everybody without her being right there by him...Jeff says he was...Jordan says she has been, he's been doing that all night (huh?)...Jeff says listen, from now on it's one glass (of wine), what is with girls and their fu**ing liquor?...Jordan says "Jeffff"...BB says stop that!...Jeff says BB is talking to her Jordan says this time Jeff can talk, she's been talking to Porsche one on one which is good, it's part of the social game, Porsche told Jordan she could win because no one sees her as a target...Jeff says "la la la la la", he doesn't want to hear what she says...Jordan says sorry, she meant Kalia...Jeff says "no one sees you as a target? wtf is she talking about, is she crazy?"...Jeff goes to the bathroom... Jeff comes back and Jordan says that she was talking with Kalia and she told her she was really going to try and win HOH this coming week...Jeff says this is a big week...Jordan says they had a long talk, she can't talk to Cassi because she's about to put her up...Jeff says "and you're upset about that"...Jordan says Shelly has to act like she's not with us, she talked to Dani for a little bit, Dani is in mix...Jeff asks if Jordan is sad because she has no one to talk to...Jordan says just because she's up there doesn't mean she isn't doing her part...Jeff says he didn't say anything like that...Jordan says she's just letting Jeff know that she's not up there doing nothing, she was talking to Kalia getting a feel for her, she's 100% with them Jordan says that if they're going to be there a long time they have to think about who they need long term...Jordan also mentions something that was said that made her think Dani was irritated with her, she thinks that Dani rides the fence, she sticks with B&R even though they get on her nerves, she has to watch what she says around her...Jeff says she's trying to keep the peace and know they have to stick to their guns so you have to watch what you say around her, if Jordan wants to tear up everyone in this house, let's do it but just watch what you say to certain people, she's right. Jordan starts in again saying she figured she'd just let Jeff go out there and hang with everyone while she stayed up there...Jeff says "well everything happens for a reason so maybe this is the best thing you know?" (Cassi leaving) cuz Dom will roll with them not B&R Jordan doesn't think anyone will roll with them...FISH...Jeff is saying something about letting Rachel explode, his will be forgotten and that will be the new topic, whether it's with Cassi as she's going down or whatever, let things happen as they may...Jordan says what's done is done, it's just hangout time now until next week...Jeff says the bottom line is they have to get rid of Cassi to get Dom on their side...Jordan knows... Jeff says "I know you like Cassi but it is a game, that's all it is, it's a game and when we leave here we're going to be together, we're not going to be with these people" ♥ Jordan knows but says her emotions get involved, she feels like she normally would, she feels bad for people...Jeff feels bad too, trust him, he feels real bad...Jordan says she can't help it, even if it was someone else, she doesn't like hurting people's feelings, she feels two-faced and a liar, that's how she looks right now...Jeff says listen, it's a game, what does she want to do? put Lawon up and keep Cassi and Dom? she needs to put her emotions in check too, it would be wonderful to keep Cassi but it's not an option, it can't happen...Jordan knows...Jeff says so it's overwith, really they talked to Cassi only the last couple of days, they don't know Cassi isn't playing them, Rachel is digging her own hole, hopefully they get split up and then Brendon stays and they roll with him... Jordan can't believe it's after midnight...Jordan says Jeff can maybe talk to Dom, she'll let him do that because they're closer...Jeff asks if Jordan is going to chill?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says he's going downstairs for a bit, then will shower and they can kick it...Jordan says she's listening to her music and then going to bed, she's tired...Jeff says that's probably a good idea...Jeff leaves shutting off the lights for Jordan… You up still love? 1:58 - 2:05 AM Jeff finally comes back upstairs to the HOH to go to bed...he walks in and says "you up still love?" ♥ Jordan says she is...Jeff asks if she was pooting in there?...Jordan says pootin? no not at all...Jordan says she can't find the remote...Jeff turns the lights on and they start looking, Jordan doesn't know where the heck it went...they tear the place up lol and find it in the couch...Jeff hands it to Jordan and says "what's up? nuttin?"...Jordan says "nuttin, what's up?"...Jeff says "nuttin, kind of bohred". Jordan asks what everybody is doing?...Jeff says they were sitting at the table and he asked them if they wanted to go upstairs...Jeff asks Jordan if she wants Daniele to come in?...Jordan says she can if she wants...Jeff goes outside the door to see if she's down there, she's not so he comes back in and says he's going to take a shower...Jeff sighs and says "ohhh, love ♥ " ...he preps to take a shower while Jordan closes her eyes to sleep...Jeff asks if she wants the lights off?...Jordan says he doesn't have to while he showers, it's fine... Rough day love? 2:15 - 2:16 AM IMO probably one of the sweetest moments on the feeds this season knowing what happened prior Feeds switch back to the HOH room...Jordan is in bed resting...Jeff finishes taking his shower, gets ready for bed, shuts off the lights and gets in bed...immediately Jordan asks Jeff "feel better?"...Jeff says "yes I do"...as Jeff preps his sleeping area, he asks Jordan "how do you feel?"...Jordan says "good"...Jeff asks for the remote...Jordan looks around the bed for it, finds it and hands it to Jeff...Jeff gets it on the room he wants, puts the remote down and says "I thought you'd be asleep"...Jordan says she was. Jordan touches Jeff with her foot...Jeff immediately reaches for Jordan... Jeff sweetly caresses Jordan's face and says "rough day love?" ♥ Jordan starts explaining why she was acting the way she was earlier and JeJo start talking it out… JeJo long late night talk - sweetness & venting 2:16 - 2:34 AM Jeff has just asked Jordan if she had a rough day...Jordan says if she stays up there she can distance herself from everyone and she doesn't feel so bad for putting people up...Jeff says yeah, it's not just her it's him too, for her not to think she's by herself...Jordan says if she's down there laughing and stuff Cassi will ask her why they were cool the other night and then she does that...Jeff hears what she's saying...Jordan says if she distances herself she won't feel so bad being down there and having a good time...Jeff asks when are nominations?...Jordan says Monday, she can go lay out at the pool...Jeff says "don't feel like that"...Jeff rubs Jordan's back saying that she has to do what she has to do, people will understand and it's his decision too so they are in it together. Jordan says she doesn't want to look like a two faced liar...Jeff says "you're not two faced! what are you supposed to do? things didn't work out, we tried our best and it didn't work out"...Jordan says she knows...Jeff touches Jordan's face...Jordan asks if her ear looks bad?...Jeff says no, why?...Jordan says her earrings are irritating it...Jeff says he can't see. Jordan fills Jeff in on something Dani told her about a fake fight, she just didn't feel like listening to it, she was saying something about Shelly...Jeff says "what do they want to do, take everyone away that's close to us?"...Jordan doesn't want to be a part of that, she was glad to be called to the DR...Jeff rubs Jordan's back again and says well, that's part of the game, just put on a smile and be like yay! haha...Jordan feels like Shelly will take a stand later in the game, she won't back down...Jeff says 100% she will Jordan wonders what the theme of the room is, there are owls everywhere...Jeff says "nighthawk"...they giggle...Jordan asks if Jeff wants his spot back in bed?...Jeff doesn't care, whatever if she's comfortable...Jordan says she put the lotion near the bed because she knows Jeff likes to rub his hands...Jeff says thank you...Jordan thinks they might call her to the DR...Jeff doesn't think so, he thinks they shut it down...Jeff is still rubbing Jordan's back, then puts his hand on her face and mmm's...Jordan mmm's Jeff rubs Jordan's face and Jordan says "since you're scratching me you can rub my hair"...Jeff does...After a bit Jeff says that Porsche follows Rachel around like a shadow...Jordan starts to say something personal about how Porsche acts but stops herself...Jeff says that she's feeling safer but she'll dig her own hole but honestly he doesn't give a f**k about her later on in the game...Jordan says that Rachel wants her to use her for a vote...Jeff says if he's pissed about Cassi then they can be pissed about Porsche...Jordan says Porsche is literally lost...Jeff says she's a shadow...Jeff says to wait for an explosion...Jordan says there will be another one...more back rubbing...Jordan says she feels better because she got everything out in the DR and then she soaked in the tub and talked to Kalia about random stuff and that made her feel better...Jordan puts her arm over Jeff… Jeff says he has to work out...Jordan says her too, she feels fat...Jordan asks if Jordan was being funny...Jeff says no and he tells her what Rachel and Porsche were doing...Jordan says that Rachel is trying to change her image from her season but the way she's acting is the same as her season, she's running her mouth, being a cocky gnat type villian, it's exactly how she came across, she's doing the same thing, she wanted to change well then don't act like that, act like a mature adult, don't throw little jabs, etc. Jordan explains how Rachel came back in the house last year and what happened... Jeff says not to let it get to her...Jordan says she's not...Jordan says that Jeff knows her, she won't say anything...Jeff says he can tell she's getting to Jordan...Jordan says little things are starting to aggravate her...Jordan tells Jeff about Kalia not trusting Lawon, they agree they don't trust him...Jordan says she has to watch what she says with Dani too because she'll go back and tell Rachel (bingo!)...Jordan asks if Dom went to bed...Jeff says he's outside with Adam...Jordan giggles about Adam...Jeff is watching the spyscreen...Jordan says Jeff wishes it had sound?...Jeff just likes watching because it's like TV...Jordan talks about Kalia and how she cracks her up complaining about things...Jeff says that at least Jordan has Kalia to talk to, he trusts her...Jordan tells Jeff what her and Kalia talked about, her first impressions of the house...Jordan says getting to know Kalia as a friend really helped her today, she thinks she's with JeJo all the way... Jeff hopes Rachel won't pull anything on them but hopes Brendon will put a stop to it...Jordan says Brendon's a cool guy...Jeff explains that he was pissed at Rachel earlier when they picked their bandanas for the comp, Jeff picked the yellow one and Rachel made a point of wanting the yellow one that Jeff had, Jeff yanked it out of her hand, he was like wtf is wrong with her? that already made him sick before the comp...Jeff says they can vent up there...Jordan says tomorrow they can go to the pool and it will be fine...Jeff says they have to deal with this for 2 wks (Rachel being on slop), that's why he was pissed...Jordan was worried that Brendon would take up for Rachel and then it would be a big fight between Jeff and Brendon... Jeff says he said to Rachel that he didn't appreciate what she said to Jordan during the comp...Jordan says she thought Jeff said she needs to learn to keep your mouth shut, Rachel made herself a victim...Jordan says Dani made a comment too about Jordan not taking slop...Jeff says whatever, Jordan did the right thing...Jordan says "thanks for sticking up for me" Jeff says "I know"...Jeff wonders what Rachel's DR was like, in her mind she's 100% right and Jeff and Jordan were wrong...Jordan kisses Jeff on the cheek ♥ Jeff says "where you going?"...Jeff says hopefully tomorrow is better...Jordan says she was so shocked Jeff said that, whoa...FISH Jordan says another thing about Rachel is that for her to change her image and be in there and openly talk about how they do it up there...Jeff says he knows, why would they do that?...Jordan says she knows it's your fiance and they're together but...Jeff says it doesn't help the situation...Jordan says it doesn't, it's just trashy...Jordan says she's just venting to Jeff...Jeff knows...FISH... Jeff says he doesn't want Rachel to do something stupid, he hopes Rachel doesn't try to one up them and get them out of the house, he doesn't know what trophy's on the line for best BB couple but he's not trying for that, he's just trying to compete in this game...Jordan says when they're on the block it's going to be the most dramatic thing...Jeff says if they're backdoored they'll be pissed...they talk scenarios regarding Brenchel...Jeff doesn't think Brendon will let them come after them just yet and he's not planning on doing that even though Rachel makes him a little pissed off, he's not going to break that because it's to their benefit... Jeff says he can't wait to go back and see what Rachel did to cause what happened between Porsche and Cassi...Jordan says that Rachel wanted to get rid of a real cute girl named Kristen, she wanted to get rid of the girls...Jeff says that happens a lot, girls get catty...Jordan says that happens with girls and their men, they get catty, it's just girls...Jeff says Shelly was out talking to Cassi...Jeff says he hopes Shelly doesn't ease up...they have a giggle over that (?)...Jordan says Adam is so different, he means well and he's sweet...Jeff says he's a goofball, he loves talking to the camera...Jordan says he's a little cuckoo...they watch the spyscreen like TV LOL Jordan says he loves BB...they talk about Adam's weird dancing...Jeff says he's doing his thing in the morning, he's such a goofball and she knows how much Jeff hates people in the morning They talk about Dom...Jordan says Dom is Vit Tan Don...Jordan says Dom is a cool guy...Jordan says she has a headache...Jeff too...Jordan says it's crazy if all this happened outside of here they'd just go on with their day forget about it...Jeff says yeah here they beat the f**k out of it, beat it to death...Jordan says they keep talking about it...Jeff says there's no news, he wouldn't care one bit out of there, there's nothing else to talk about. Reality show talk & more cuteness 2:55 - 3:23 AM JeJo continue talking... Jeff says it's so early in the game, he's not worried about putting in the long haul, it's a fu**ing struggle, he forgot from last time, he was safe all those weeks...Jordan says they would lay on the hammock and think they were gone...they talk about their season...Jeff says they couldn't get them out...Jordan was a pawn...Jordan says she was a useless player...Jeff says he didn't say that...Jordan says she's just saying...she giggles...Jordan says it's ok, he can admit it...Jeff says he didn't say that at all, she wasn't useless, this game isn't all competitions, it's social and she has a good game, except for tonight...they giggle... Jeff says Jordan has another shot, just keep going because they'll do the same thing they did to her last year, not worrying about her, thinking they'll get her out later and then they'll knock each other out and he gawn if they go up...Jordan says no...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says she'll tell everyone to vote her out...Jeff says shut up, she tried that last time too, it won't work they'll keep her...Jordan thinks she can persuade them...Jeff says no, they'll do what's best for them... Jordan says if she does win again they can go backpacking in Europe then?...Jeff says fine...Jordan says deal?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...they start talking about that hotel they stayed in when they were in Germany on TAR...Jordan says the beds were so comfortable...Jeff says it was so awesome...Jordan says it was cool, all decorated at Christmas time...Jeff says they ran through that pub outside asking for the clue and they were in the wrong spot...Jordan says the old men in the bar...Jeff says they ran through with their big backpacks...Jeff says what about the guy who paid for their cab? he was super nice...Jordan says doesn't it feel sooo long ago?...Jeff says yeah, super long ago, that was before ATW...Jordan asks if ATW feels forever ago?...Jordan turns to face Jeff, snuggles and puts her leg over Jeff...Jeff says kinda, not really but all the stories are still vivid, he talked a bit about it today but he tries not to talk about it too much but then he gets excited about it...FISH...Jordan asks why it's wrong to talk about it?...Jeff says he likes telling the stories but he doesn't feel right talking about it here because people will be like "take it easy Joe Cool"... Jordan says aww, nobody thinks that...Jeff says he loves telling the stories though...Jordan says it was an experience for sure...Jordan bets that girl started already, does Jeff thinks she will do real good?...Jeff says yeah she will, Zsolt is there to help and Alex will be there to trail and produce...Jordan asks what type of girl she is...Jeff says he only met her one time, he doesn't know...Jordan says she can't be a girly girl to stay with people...Jeff says she's adventurous...Jordan says she did Survivor so can do anything...Jeff says that Survivor will help her out because it's internationally fan based, she knows people all over the world...Jordan says Kalia said she could never do Survivor, BB is the luxury type Survivor LOL They giggle about Kalia...Jeff says she complains about everything, he likes her but likes to bust her chops...Jordan says she gives it right back and won't back down...Jordan says she's sweet and means well...Jordan recalls something about the POV comp that maybe made Dom more motivated...Jeff says Dom had an edge and they discuss the POV comp...Jeff says he doesn't like losing...Jeff says whatever, he lost, it hurts...Jordan says it's ok...Jordan asks if Jeff is about to poot?...Jeff says no, he's scratching his balls Jordan says eww LOL Cute moment when Jeff gets up to drink water, lays back down, Jordan continues hugging him...she scratches his side...Jeff mmm's and looks over at Jordan and they share a knowing look they smile and giggle... Jordan says "stop"...Jeff says "get outta there"...Jordan giggles...Jeff says "it's relaxi time"...Jordan says "noooo it's always relaxi time"...Jeff says what does she mean, he was playing with her hair and rubbing her back...Jordan says "I know, it was sweet"...Jordan gets in Jeff's armpit...Jeff says it's his turn, does she want to rub his back?...Jeff giggles...Jordan says "snuggle with me for 2 minutes"...(it lasted 10 seconds LOL!) Jordan asks if she wants to do the pictures?...Jeff says her and the pictures...Jordan thinks it's fun...Jeff laughs saying he just wants her to scratch his back...Jordan says fine...Jeff rearranges himself and then banter about who has more room on the bed Jordan starts scratching and Jeff asks her to press his spine (?)...Jordan tries and Jeff starts laughing about trying to fart a big one but he waited too long...he farts ...they talk about how everyone comes up there to poo...Jordan keeps scratching... They start talking a little game about Dom...Jeff turns off the spyscreen saying that he sees enough of these people LOL After a little bit Jordan says her arm is getting tired...Jeff says it was a minute and a half...Jordan says "Jayeff"...Jeff says "Johrdan"...they talk a little bit about his dad's friend that has the funny accent...Jeff says they should go down there fishing...Jordan says he has a house with a separate guest house, it's real nice, she took Brooke there and it was real cute in bright colors, it looked beachy...Jordan talks about her dad's other cousin who has a boat parked on the water, she hasn't talked to them in a long time so she can't randomly call them to hang out... Jeff wants Jordan to draw a picture, she loves it Jordan draws...Jeff guesses correctly...Jordan draws again...Jeff guesses incorrectly and says to do it again cuz it felt good...Jeff can't get it, wants another one, wrong again...Jordan drew a Zach Morris cellphone LOL Jordan shifts to her side...Jeff asks where she's going?...Jordan says game's over...they settle in for bed...Jordan grabs an extra blanket for the cold morning...Jordan says she likes the bed cuz they're spread out...Jordan says goodnight, Jeff says "goodnight love ♥ " and they give each other a kiss...they scoot over to give room, finally settle in and go to sleep… Backscratch in the pool 1:14 - 1:17 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the pool...Jeff swims under water over to where Jordan is sitting and comes up for air...Jordan says "boo"...Jeff says "did I sneak up on you?"...Jordan says "no I didn't see you"...they hold hands...Jeff says it's because he doesn't open his eyes anymore...Jordan asks "why?"...Jeff says "I'm scared"...as Jordan asks why Jeff is scared, Jeff turns his back towards Jordan and she pulls him in...Jordan says Jeff's back is red...Jeff says it was against the jet and he scratched it making it red...Jordan starts rubbing/scratching Jeff's back... Jeff says he was used to not opening his eyes underwater because of his contacts...Shelly who is also in the pool says that's right, now that he has Lasik he doesn't have to worry...Jeff says he still doesn't open them underwater...Jordan keeps scratching...Jeff says that salad yesterday was good huh?...Jordan says it was, he did a good job...Jeff wants another one, he loves salads...Jordan says he did a good job, thank you...Jordan rubs Jeff's head for a little while and the feeds switch... “Good job love” talk 2:57 - 3:21 PM Jordan, Cassi & Shelly have just had their game talk upstairs where Jordan has essentially told them they are going to be the replacement nominees...Jordan comes downstairs and Jeff and her talk in the kitchen...Jordan tells Jeff she told Cassi...Jeff says he could tell because he saw how sad Cassi looked...Jordan starts to explain but doesn't want to talk there, they decide to go talk privately in the HOH room...they sit on the bed...Jordan says she was nervous and wanted Shelly up there, Cassi told Jordan that she didn't want to be blindsided and she explained to Cassi the situation at hand, there's nothing else Jordan could do because she can't turn on her alliance even if Rachel does get on her nerves, the veterans have stuck together and she can't get rid of Lawon/Kalia because they're not good, she told Cassi she was sorry...Jeff says "I can’t believe you did that, I can't believe...good job love ♥ I can't believe you did that by yourself" Jeff & Jordan continue discussing how the whole conversation went between Jordan, Cassi & Shelly...Jordan tells Jeff that Cassi's eyes filled up with water...Jeff ...Jordan told Cassi she hopes she's not mad at her, that she hasn't made her decision her and Jeff went over how they could change things but then it would be the four of them against the house...Jordan says Cassi asked what Kalia was up to, Jordan says she told her that they were just talking about life, not game...Jeff says "wow, you did a good job"...Jordan says she tried to smooth things over and said that Jeff really wanted to keep Cassi and she does too but it sucks because they had just started talking...Jordan explains her decision on the nominations... Jordan mentions again that Cassi was tearing up and Jeff says "aww, so sad"...Jordan also says she told Cassi she wasn't putting her up because she's pretty...Jeff giggles...Jordan says she didn't want her thinking that...Jeff says she doesn't think that...Jordan says Cassi asked if Jordan considered backdooring Brenchel, even if she doesn't do it Brenchel will get JeJo out so here's her chance...Jordan says that she also said if she does go to stick with Dom, he adores Jordan and likes Jeff implying that Brenchel are snakes...Jeff says all of a sudden Rachel is all chummy with Dom now saying he's her little brother and she's his big sister and when he heard that he thought "where's Jordan?" They talk about how sad Cassi is now...Jordan tells Jeff the brief convo she had with Shelly about the whole thing...Jeff says if there was any way to keep her they would but it can't happen, he doesn't trust people that much...Jordan says she told Shelly she feels really bad, she didn't think Dom would win the veto...Jeff tries to make Jordan not feel so bad by using the example of if this happened the exact other way around, who would be going up mm right now? them...they continue going around the horn on the conversation, Jeff reassures Jordan she did good... Jeff says he's pissed that they have to get rid of Cassi and Rachel gets to keep her lap dog around (Porsche), he hates it, the first chance he gets he's getting rid of Porsche (lol), the first chance he gets once the couples split up, he wants to make a deal with the house and get her out because he doesn't want Rachel to have her, they can't have Cassi yet Brenchel gets to keep her? get real...(he should've stuck to that!) Jordan says she asked Cassi to keep what they were saying in the room and Jordan was amazed at how Shelly was acting like she might go home, Cassi told her she would never campaign against Shelly, she's her only real friend so when Cassi goes home and sees how Shelly really was she's going to be shocked (that alone should've given Jeff & Jordan a clue about the real Shelly! )...Jeff says if Cassi wasn't so tight with Dom he would keep her, he'd tell Brenchel they have Porsche, they want Cassi, it's not fair...Jordan says they have Dom now...Jeff says no, Dani has Dom and Dom and Rachel are siblings now LOL More extended game talk... 🫠 Jeff says Brenchel better not turn on them next week or it's going to be ugly and the second they can they're getting Porsche out...Jeff says he's not happy how they just assumed they'd put up Cassi...Jeff puts his head down and says "aw, I feel bad now"...Jordan says Cassi said they could work together but Jordan says it would be a gamble...Jeff agrees...Jordan doesn't think Brenchel will turn on them, it's too early and they both need each other...Jeff agrees, says they're doing the right thing, he does feel bad, he would like to talk to Cassi too...Jordan says that she told her she could go get Jeff but she didn't want to make it obvious... Jeff says "I'm glad you did that love, thank you, cuz I feel awkward in those positions...you said, everything you told me was like perfect, I couldn't have said it better myself"...Jordan says she was waiting on Jeff to say she said something wrong...Jeff says "no way, you said it probably better than I would of"...Jordan told Cassi she thinks it's not strategic but personal why the others want her out...Jeff thinks so too...Cassi told Jordan that has happened to her before with girls...Jeff repeats if the situation was flipped they'd be in Cassi's shoes, it's way too early to pull the plug on things (the vets alliance)...Jordan told Cassi she has to stick with her group...Jeff says Jordan said the right things...Jeff gets up to use the bathroom...Jordan worries that drama might happen now, she feels so bad, she feels like she's the mean person...Jeff says she's not, would she rather be in charge or go home?...Jordan gets quiet while Jordan is in the bathroom and then notices Rachel is coming up to the HOH...they start chatting about Cassi, Jeff comes out and lays back on the bed...Jordan explains to Rachel what she explained to Jeff while Jeff just adoringly looks at Jordan… JeJo talk while waiting for Dom 3:25 - 3:32 PM Rachel & JeJo have been talking game for a little bit...JeJo tell Rachel to tell Dom to come up there and talk...Rachel leaves saying she will...as soon as she leaves Jordan says "I guarantee you Porsche told her"...Jeff says "yeah for sure, 100 percent"...Jeff, referring to Rachel saying that they have to get out Dom because Brendon said that he didn't think JeJo could beat him, says "get out Dominic because we can't beat him? Relax! take it easy over there" LOL Jordan laughs..."he won one competition all of a sudden we suck at everything? first of all you losers (Brenchel) didn't win anything and you (Jordan) won the fu**ing show so I'll tell you how it fu**ing goes" Jordan says "well I mean, I do kinda suck at competitions, you're really good"...agitated Jeff says "well it's not all fu**ing competitions obviously, you won this game so she shouldn't tell you how to play anything...get rid of Dominic cuz we can't beat 'em...tsk...listen, how about we get rid of you and you can go beat off"...they laugh Jordan says that (what Rachel said) was kind of a stab in the heart, she giggles...Jeff asks to who?...Jordan says "to us! that was a little jab"...Jeff says "yeah, what are we losers?"...Jordan says Rachel is just getting cocky...Jeff says Rachel is not even gonna be there until the final 6 (wrong!)...Jeff says he wants to feel Dom out and ask what's going to happen if he wins and Lawon/Kalia win the POV...Jordan says it would be nervewracking...Jeff gets distracted by the tea he's drinking that Jordan got for HOH, he says it's the best, he wants to take a bath in it Jordan says she bets Rachel was thinking she flipped and that's why she came up there...Jeff agrees...Jeff then gets distracted by one of Jordan's HOH pictures...Jeff points and says "this guy what's his name?"(LOL)...Jordan says Blake...Jeff says he looks superimposed onto the picture...Jordan agrees...BB tells Jeff to put on his mic twice...Jordan says she has to work out today...BB tells Dom to put on his mic...Jeff says they're zinging everybody...Jeff and Jordan notice Dom and Rachel talking on the spyscreen and poke fun at their sibling relationship ...Jordan says Brenchel are thinking ahead...Jeff says way too far ahead, they think it's them two in F2, they're setting up jury? are they for real? they're not even in the jury stage yet, Jeff could care less who is in jury if he makes it to F2, he doesn't care about setting up jury...Jordan says you can't really think about that...they wonder what Dom & Rachel are talking about...Jeff says Porsche, that little rat, told Rachel for sure...Jordan says they can tell because of Cassi's mood...Jordan wishes she could do something dramatic...Jeff says if it was a couple more weeks in, he'd say do it, he'd stand by Jordan let her pull the trigger and keep her but there's only two people gone...Jeff says as long as they stay calm, people will gun for Rachel...Jordan says Shelly already wants to and so does Kalia... Jeff looks at the spyscreen again and says "what's up with this kid?" LOL Jeff wants to see where Dom's at because Brenchel think they're running the Dom show when Dani was the one who set the whole thing up...Jordan suggests Jeff hang out with Cassi to make her feel better...Jeff giggles and says it's sad...Jeff says he will say something to her though...they watch the spyscreen and finally see that Dom is coming up...Jeff says "should I choke him when he comes in?"...Jordan says "choke him?"...Jeff gets in position... JeJo & Dom game talk 3:33 - 3:46 PM Dom comes upstairs to talk game with Jeff and Jordan...he knocks on the door, Jeff hides behind it...Jordan tells him to come in, he does and Jeff choke holds him LOL Dom yells "shanked!" and Jeff laughs saying he didn't even get a good grip...Dom sits down and they discuss game for over 10 minutes (pretty much a bs feeling out session in which neither party fully commits to anything...) As Dom leaves Jeff says "if you wanna come up here and listen to the CD or drown yourself feel free" ...Dom leaves saying "alright, thanks buddy, I hope your trip and break your two front teeth" Get to the jury house love 3:46 - 3:47 PM Dom has just left the HOH room after having a game talk with Jeff and Jordan...Jordan says "we gotta trust somebody"...Jeff says he doesn't really know where Dom's at with B&R so whatever...Jordan says Cassi told her to stick with Dom...Jeff says "I mean, I just want to get to the jury house love ♥ and then we can start cutting deals" Jordan says if they wait until final 6 that's too late to get rid of B&R...Jeff says not the final 6, the final 10, the jury...Jeff goes to the bathroom... Jordan & Shelley - after the show chat 3:54 - 3:58 PM Feeds switch to Jordan and Shelly who are talking outside on the couches...they are talking about how they (J&J) feel bad for Cassi...Shelly says it hurts her too...Jordan says she plays with her emotions unlike some other people...Shelly says she cried too yesterday...Jordan says she kept avoiding doing it...Shelly told her husband that the biggest downfall for her in this game would be that she gets emotional, she genuinely cares about people, she genuinely loves she got to meet Jeff & Jordan, it's neat to see they're the same people in real life, she genuinely wants Jeff and Jordan to succeed in life...Jordan says aww, thank you...Shelly says Jeff and Jordan are just starting together on their journey. Jordan says that after BB, they have to decide where they're going, if she's going to be staying home doing that or if it's going to work or whatever...Shelly says they HAVE to stay together 🙄 Jordan says they have to figure all that stuff out, what they're gonna do...Shelly says they're going to do it together regardless right?...Jordan says yeah, if she moves there or he moves towards her, if something happens, you know, she hopes it doesn't but they'll see if they can work together and make it work...Shelly asks what does she want to do ultimately?...Jordan says she wants to finish school...Shelly asks if she's doing dental?...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Shelly asks how far?...Jordan says she has to be accepted into the program first...Shelly asks how long?...Jordan says a year...Jordan says Jeff was leaning towards living in LA but she doesn't want to just live there because it's so different, she doesn't want to just wait tables...Shelly says Jordan has so much potential, they need to do what they want to do, watching them on TV outside of BB, they have a lot of options... Jordan changes the subject back to game... Twitter talk 4:47 - 4:53 PM Jordan is working out...Jeff is as well but is resting on the patio talking to the other HG's...they are talking about Twitter...Adam says he doesn't have Twitter but stalks other people's Twitter...Dom doesn't understand how that can be...Jeff starts in saying "fake Twitter account! faker! you're the d-bag that always talks shit to me" LOL Adam explains you don't need an account to look up people on Twitter...Jeff says yeah you do...Adam and Shelly say you don't...Adam says you just type in the person's name in the search box...Shelly says it's creepin on Twitter, Facebook...Jeff says it's creepy, that's real creepshow...Dom asks what's his beef against Twitter?...Adam says he has Facebook already...Dom say you can link them up...Jeff says they're getting Yankees tickets (a bet?)...Jeff says Adam won't eventually get it, he'll get it 2 days after getting out of there(he was SO right! ) Adam says he'll sign up as soon as they walk out the door...Shelly says you can do it on your phone...Adam says when he gets his HOH blog he'll create it that day (umm no lol)...Porsche comes over saying cookies are done...Dom asks what Jordan is going to tweet about this week?...Jeff says "oh yeah I didn't even think about that"...Jeff yells over to Jordan "hey! are you going to write about how you work out with sunglasses when you tweet later?" LOL He asks again and it's hard to hear her response...Dom asks Jordan if she's going to tweet about how her and her boyfriend wear matching outfits when they work out?...Jeff giggles saying he noticed that too...Jordan says she didn't know they tweet now...Jeff says "you did that last time too remember?"...Jordan, in a pissy voice, says "no I didn't tweet"...Jeff explains what she did...Jordan says "that was a tweet?"...Adam who is wrong says no, it's a blog...Jeff is confused lol...Jordan says no, it wasn't twitter, that wasn't even popular then (Jordan seems to have forgotten a LOT about BB11 LOL, twitter, the halfway party, how she fell in love with Jeff 😉) Jeff looks over and says "what?"...Porsche tells Jeff what she said...Jeff says they didn't even know what Twitter was then...Dom says she's over Jeff, she's done...Jordan, again with attitude, says "nothing"...Jeff looks down and gets quiet... Dom, taking advantage as usual, says he can't picture Jordan getting mad at anyone but Jeff, that's what's weird...Jeff says it sucks, she gets mad at everybody else and then yells at him for nothing...Dom says that's awesome...they keep continue talking about Twitter and other online social media until the feeds switch... JeJo workout cuteness overload 4:57 - 5:08 PM Jeff is going to start working out, Jordan is already working out...Jeff walks over to Jordan and says "Ello love ♥ !", he then says she's always looking down...Jordan says she's bored...Jeff starts goofing around, obviously being a little playful... Jordan says they are both wearing all black...Jeff says he knows, they look like idiots...Jordan says she didn't think about that, they're trying to be like B&R...Jeff says "no, we're gross" LOL! Jeff tells Shelly they didn't dress the same on purpose...Shelly thinks it's cute...Jeff says it's gross...Jordan says he hates me...Jeff sits on Jordan and pins her down...Jordan laughs and tries to escape, no luck...palm trees Feeds return before the 4:59pm mark...Jeff and Jordan are looking at a big crow and start talking about a scary movie...Jordan can't think of the title and neither can they...Adam needs more to help her out...Jeff says "The Crow?" LOL Jordan says she sees it on Sci-Fi channel, she doesn't know and lays back down...Jeff can't remember what he's supposed to be working out...Jordan is doing abs...Jeff asks Jordan to help him calling out "hey love ♥ "...Jordan helps Jeff put a heavy weight on the bar...Jeff starts bench pressing...Jordan is doing these... and Jeff giggles saying that those are his favorite exercises...Jordan explains what they are saying they're pilates, good for your abs, Jeff hates them LOL Jordan did them in high school aerobics and she hated them...she continues doing abs and Jeff sits down across from Jordan...Jeff asks how to do them?...Jordan shows Jeff how but he's not thinking it's doing much...Jeff says "let's do bicycles" Awww Jeff stops and says "get outta here"...Jordan hugs and squeezes Jeff ♥ Adam says "aww"...Jeff says "with our outfits, get outta here, it's too corny"...Jordan pulls Jeff's arm and says "gimme a hug"...Jordan asks what's corny?...Jeff says "us and our outfits"...Jordan hugs Jeff again... Adam if he should leave them alone?...Jordan says no!...Jeff says so they can "do it" back there?...Jordan blows a fart on Jeff's arm...Jeff says "did you notice the hammock's gone?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says they broke it, it's gone...Jordan says they didn't get on it much...Jeff says now that it's gone he wants to go on it...Jordan says they used it when they were losers...Jeff slaps Jordan's legs...they talk about the shoes they got, they need to wash theirs tonight...Jordan playfully slaps Jeff one last time and he gets up to continue pressing... What is Jeff bench pressing 5:08 PM Jeff and Jordan are working out...Jeff is bench pressing...Jordan asks Jeff "how much weight is that?"...Jeff says 205...Jordan says "you can bench press 205?"...Jeff says "that's what that is"...Jordan says "wow, that's good"...Jeff says "so that's about what you weigh" Jordan's jaw drops LOL Jeff laughs and says "noooo love ♥ come here"...Jordan says "no, you stay away from me"...Jeff says "come here"...Jordan says "stay away"...she continues working out while Jeff rests… JeJo playful in the BY 5:09 PM Jordan continues working out while Jeff rests on the weight bench...Jeff occasionally watches Jordan...Jeff bench presses again and stops...Jeff asks Jordan if Dani taught her those (exercises)?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff giggles at the mask Cassi has on...Jordan asks her where she got it from?...Cassi tells them...Jordan says Jeff wants to do a mask with her...Jeff says no!...Cassi says to go put it on...Jordan says Jeff likes to do that stuff...Jeff says "no, I don't, it's gross"...Cassi giggles...Adam says if Jeff does it, he'll do it...Jeff says he's not doing it now, later...Cassi says it feels and smells good. Jeff asks why Jordan doesn't want to do one? why can't they do it later and bleach their teeth?...Jordan says she does need to bleach her teeth...Jeff says then they'll do a mask and not tell anybody LOL Jordan says everyone's going to see it...Jeff lunges for Jordan, grabs her and wrestles her to the ground He pins her down, they laugh...Jordan says "that tickles!" and she chops his leg...Jeff pins her down again, tickling her… Jordan cracks up...Adam asks if they want them to leave them alone?...Jeff keeps at it and drags Jordan over by one leg...Jordan tries to hit Jeff… Jeff lets up saying "alright, stop fooling around"...Jordan says that tickled so badly...Jeff warns Jordan to watch out (she was stepping backwards towards the pool)...Jeff says that would be the best You’re watching me! 5:13 PM Jeff and Jordan have finished their tickle session and go back to working out...Jeff who is sitting on the weight bench says "why'd you switch from over there to over here?"...Jordan doesn't answer...Jeff says "huh?"...Jordan says it's because he was over there watching her...Jeff says "you don't like when I watch you? alright"...Jeff looks down...2 seconds later he's watching her LOL… Jordan says "you're watching me!" ...Jeff says "I'm not"...Cassi says "you are"...Jeff laughs...Cassi and Jordan start talking about makeup… Workout wind down 6 - 6:03 PM Jordan gets off the elliptical and heads over to Jeff who is doing abs...Jeff asks her "what's up?"...Jordan says nothing, she's done, she goes over who is doing what in the house...Cassi comes out and Jordan asks if her face feels better?...Jeff says he loves it...Jordan knows, they should do their faces... Jeff says for sure and their teeth...Jordan thinks the mask is Lawon's...Jordan complains that everyone leaves everything everywhere...Jeff says that's what he means, she cleans up after everyone and then they never learn to do it themselves...Jeff says it's so nice out there once the sun goes away...Jordan says it is...Jeff says there's 2 cups underneath the bed...Jordan says she'll get them...Jeff says she's not the maid and Shelly cleans everything too...Jordan bends over to get the cups and Jeff says her butt looks funny because of her bathing suit under her pants, it looks bulky...Jordan says like fat?...Jeff says like bulky...Jordan goes inside… Shower testing 6:07 - 6:12 PM Jeff has come inside after working out, has some banter with Adam and then heads upstairs...Jeff walks in and says to Jordan "hey bitches" but realizes he can't say it because there's only one bitch in here and that's you biatch...Jordan gives Jeff a look LOL...Jeff says she looks gangster...Jordan says he better watch his mouth...Jeff says "you better watch it"...Jeff starts singing/rapping while organizing his drawers...Jeff asks Jordan "what you doing?"...they talk about how they hardly have any clothes up there, they don't feel like moving it all back downstairs soon...Jeff chooses some jeans and a shirt, he doesn't care. Jordan asks if Jeff is going to shower?...Jeff says yes and her?...Jordan says to go ahead she's not going to...Jeff says "I was going to say you could go love ♥ "...Jordan says she's not going to...Jeff says gross...Jordan knows, it will make her even nastier...Jeff says she better go in the hot tub tonight, something...Jordan says she's going to shower tonight, just not right now...Jeff says he likes taking one before sleep, it feels yummy he loves that shower...Jeff asks if Jordan puts on both of them?...Jordan says no, you do?...Jeff says no, but he wants to...giggle...Jordan says she feels like they can see...Jeff doesn't think so especially with the towels there, they did it without this thing last time (good point) Jordan says she feels if she's sideways you can see the outline...Jeff wants to test it out...Jordan sits on the edge of the tub while Jeff goes into the stall...they giggle...Jeff puts the water on...Jordan giggles again and says OMG...LOL!...she says she can see the outline of his butt cheeks...Jeff exaggerates his butt cheeks...Jordan says "Jayeff!"...Jeff asks if she can see?...Jordan says yes, you can (add this one to the things she forgot about BB11...2 years ago she saw the exact same thing & didn't worry about it then LOL) Jordan says that it's better if he's not too close to the door...Jeff throws his shorts over the door and they knock over the fake plant Jeff asks how about now?...Jordan says no, she can't see...Jordan gets him to move to the frosted part, she says you can't see that even sideways...Jeff tries to show his package...Jordan scolds him "Jeff"...Jeff says he covered it with his hand...Jordan says only up close you can see...Jeff says as long as he's back you can't see...Jordan says yes she needs to stand on that side. Kitchen butt pinch & slap/kiss 6:27 PM Jordan, Lawon and Kalia are chatting about random stuff...Lawon has his face mask on LOL...Jordan says they should go up in her HOH room tonight, shut off the lights and tell ghost stories...Kalia's not so sure, she doesn't like scary movies...feeds switch to Cassi in the bathroom and return shortly after...back to scary stories talk with Kalia...Jordan, has been eating dinner, she finishes up...Jeff walks in from the SR doing his ghetto walk ...Jordan is standing by the sink...Jeff pinches her butt… Jordan oww's and says geez...Lawon giggles saying "stupid"...Jeff laughs...Jeff then takes the red cutting board and slaps Jordan's butt with it...Jordan says "Jeff"...Jeff says Jordan is getting so frustrated with him...as Jordan puts some pans away Jeff pokes her neck with the butt end of his knife LOL Jordan starts to walk away but Jeff says "love ♥ you hate me?"...Jordan nuh uh's and Jeff kisses Jordan on the cheek… What’s up boo 6:39 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen chatting with Lawon and Kalia...Jeff says to Jordan "what's up boo?"...Jordan says "nothin"...Jordan wants Jeff to tell her when they're done because she wants to do their masks and bleach their teeth...Jeff says they're going to do that later tonight, maybe they'll get some wine...Jordan says then she'll wait to shower until after...Jeff says no, shower now while he cooks, she'll feel good, then they'll get some wine, relax and then they'll do "it"... Jordan says "what? I'm just kidding"...she goes into the HOH with Kalia Donavon & Vit Tan Don 7:28 - 7:37 PM Random chit chat is going on in the kitchen...Jeff is eating his dinner...Jeff and Adam are talking about movies and actors that are ripped in movies...Jordan is cleaning up...Dom joins in on the movie talk...Jeff says to Jordan "love ♥ you gotta see Donavon"...Jordan says "your Donavon?"...Jeff says he lost 35/40 lbs...Jordan says "shut up!"...Jeff says he told Jordan, he went there...Jordan asks why he did lose so much weight?...Jeff tells Lawon he's doing a movie, he plays a crackhead, he shot the beginning part already, now he's about to film the crackhead part and he wanted to lose a ton of weight, he lost more than 40 lbs (yikes!)...Jeff says when he saw them he was like "dude, who the f**k are you!?"...he's already a smaller guy than Jeff to start with and now he has no fat, he eats an apple and piece of fish every day, it's gross. Dom, who is in the bathroom, asks what about Vit Tan Don?...Jeff says he's like 95 lbs, he's small...Dom says this is who he compares him too?...Jeff says no, his personality and mannerisms, Jordan compares Dom to VTD, not him, there's only one VTD Jeff asks Lawon if he likes the food?...Lawon does...Jeff asks "is it all gone love ♥ ? " ...Jordan says it's not...Jeff asks Jordan if she's washing his pan, thank you...Jeff is happy he worked out, Lawon too...Jordan says he tried Jeff's sweet tea, omg, it was so good...Jeff says "see" Jeff says he's full, he took extra because he thought everyone was going to eat it...Jordan keeps cleaning...Kalia walks in wondering where her pink headband is...Jeff asks if Jordan found her bra, she should go look...Jordan says she has to shower...Jeff says "clean your butthole" LOL! Jordan gives him a look while Lawon mumbles "omg" haha Jeff says "gross"...Jordan shakes her head...Jeff says "Jayeff!"...Jordan tells Jeff to hurry up and finish so she can wash his plate and can shower...Jeff says he can wash it but since he's almost done she can wash it...Jordan says "since he cooked it"...Jeff says she didn't even want it...Jordan says she told him she was going to fix a tomato sandwich and to fix the pasta tomorrow...Jeff says it was good...Jordan says she ate a little, she can save some for tomorrow...Jeff says "you wanna take a little bit of it in the shower with you?" LOL Jeff chats with Kalia then gets something more to drink...Jordan finishes up...Jordan says thanks...Jeff says thanks for doing the dishes, he's so full...Jordan and Jeff walk towards the LR, he asks her "where ya going? to look for your bra?"...Jordan says yes and look for her clothes...they go off camera... Ignoring me banter 10:13 - 10:15 PM Jordan is sitting on the couches talking to Shelly and Lawon...Jeff comes outside...she calls over "JEFF!"...Jeff says "what? come here"...Jordan says "you're ignoring me tonight"...Jeff says he's not ignoring her, what's she talking about? he's been with her all day, he doesn't leave there...Lawon says "uh oh" LOL!...Jordan giggles...Lawon giggles saying he loves it...Shelly says they're so cute...Jordan gets up whispering that Jeff gets so mad...Jeff says "I know what's going on? what do you want me to say?", he says they're going to talk about it and then talk about it some more in bed for 4 hours...Jordan says she wasn't going to talk about it, she wanted to come and say hey...Shelly says that Jordan just wanted to hug Jeff and say I love you...Jordan says yeah, she felt distant tonight... Jeff says her scapegoat is saying she hasn't talked to Jeff so she gets away from the situation and then brings him into it...they start talking about how she handled the Cassi situation, Shelly says she handled it quite nicely...Jeff says he thinks so too, he loves it and agrees 100% with her, he couldn't be more proud... Shelly says that's what she likes to hear, when they get married, they need to tell her because she has the kickest ass gift for them, just call her and tell her they're getting married that's all...Jeff says "what is it? machetes?" Jordan sunshine 10:15 - 10:16 PM Adam and Shelly are chatting with Jeff and Jordan...Jordan randomly says that her underwear tonight says "Take a Chill Pill" and has pills all over it...Adam gives Jordan a look and Jeff cracks up!...Adam wonders if that is for his benefit...Jeff says no, they're just random thoughts by Jordan LOL Shelly says Jordan has to be the most adorable person she's ever met in her life and she doesn't blow sunshine up anybody's butt but she is, Jordan is a doll...Lawon says that Jordan is like a ray of sunshine...Jeff says "you should have seen sunshine last night" LOL Jordan says why? she wasn't grumpy (liar lol)...Jeff says she was grumpy sunshine Jordan says "why? when?"...Jordan says to the others "he thinks I'm grumpy all the time"...Jeff calls Jordan out on it and asks if she was perfectly normal last night?...Jordan says she thought she was fine, they talked...Jeff says not when they went to bed...Jordan says earlier when she was taking a bath?...Jeff says nevermind, let's get back to sunshine 😁 Jordan starts explaining what happened the night before semi admitting that she was grumpy/anti-social and the feeds switch... Jellybean hug and rub 11:18 - 11:19 PM Jordan is sitting at the kitchen counter, she's about to do her nails...Jeff comes inside, walks by Jordan then turns back and rubs her side, they hug... Jordan rubs Jeff's back...Jordan shows off her jellybean house...Dom asks why her walls are staggered like that...Jeff says the bricks are vertical and horizontal (bugging her about the POV comp)...Jordan says "shut up Jeff!"...Jeff mumbles that Jordan can't take a joke...Jeff goes around the other side and they joke around about jellybeans… Painting nails poke 11:27 PM Jordan is sitting at the kitchen counter doing her nails...Jeff comes into the kitchen from the bathroom and pokes Jordan on her sides, she jumps...Jeff peeks around and says "sorry love ♥ I didn't know you were painting your nails" Jeff to the rescue/Dr Phil 11:49 - 11:51 PM Jeff thought she was making anotJordan and Kalia are talking up in the HOH room (for a long time! lol) they are discussing the Porsche, Cassi, Rachel situation...Jordan says she told Rachel what she needed to hear...they agree that Rachel isn't a bad person, she tries to come off looking cute and ditzy but it doesn't work for her, it comes off as annoying and not smart...Jordan says that she told Rachel she's too competitive and always has to win, sometimes she's going to lose...Kalia says not just in this game but in arguments and discussions...Jordan says Rachel told her she has lots of pretty girlfriends, she's not intimidated by girls...Jordan isn't so sure she believes her Jordan then says that Jeff came upstairs to ask if everything was ok because he might have thought that Rachel was trying to start something with her "and you know Jeff he's like really"...Kalia says "runs to your defense"...Jordan says "mmm, hmm, all the time which is good" Kalia says Rachel should back down...Jordan says "I felt like Dr. Phil" LOL "omg I'm a therapist right now" ... her house...Jeff goes outside... Jeff thought she was making another house...Jeff goes outside...

July 19 Perfect for each other 12:02 - 12:29 AM The HG's in the kitchen start playing f**k, marry, kill using the different HG's names...they ask Jeff to play...he refuses (out of respect for Jordan ) ...Dani pleads with him to play it rolls eyes...Jeff says no and won't budge...they ask again...he won't...they ask why?...Adam says "it's weird?"...Jeff says yeah... Jeff asks "where's Jordan anyway?"...she's in the hammock by herself...Jeff opens the sliding glass door and yells "Johrdann!"...Jordan says she's relaxing...Jeff says "relaxi taxi?"...Jeff walks back inside... Cut to later in the purple room where the HG's are still playing the game...Jordan comes in the room just after the 12:25am mark and joins them...of course Dom asks Jordan to play rolls eyes...Jordan doesn't get it...they explain and say Adam, Brendon, Lawon...Jordan says those are my options? and just like Jeff she says no, she refuses...Dom says that Jeff was acting the exact same way...then Adam says "and that's why they're perfect for each other" ♥ Jeff joins the group shortly after... More tense bored hammock time 12:11 - 12:17 AM Jeff has been inside in the kitchen listening in on the f**k, marry, kill game the other HG's are playing, he finally leaves and goes outside...Jeff walks over to the hammock where Jordan is and says "what you doing love ♥ ? "..Jordan says "nothing"...feeds go off of them for a little bit and then switch back... Cam 1/2 Jeff asks if Jordan is going to get in her HOH robe?...Jordan giggles and says no...they banter about who should put it on...Jeff asks where Shelly is?...Jordan says she's listening to her music...they talk about a bullfrog fart...Jeff asks if Jordan is pooped?...Jordan says no, she's just bored...they talk about Shelly, how they need to feel her in, she told Shelly Rachel is acting weird and Shelly told her they'll get them. Jordan says she's so bored here, she doesn't know why but it feels harder than last time, maybe because she didn't know what to expect and everyone was mean to them and she didn't really know Jeff so they were always hanging out...Jeff visibly gets moody after that comment and says they always hang out anyway...Jordan says she knows but she's just bohred...Jeff says "what do you want me to do? juggle?"... Jeff says "come talk to people and you don't get bohred"...Jordan says she talks to people all the time, what is he talking about?...Jeff says "well sitting by yourself is"...Jordan says it's nighttime...Jeff says ok...Jordan says she talked to Kalia and Cassi tonight, Dani a little bit...Jordan changes the subject, she talks about laundry...Jeff says 2 more loads?...Jordan says the bathing suits need to be washed separately and then she'll put them out in the sun to dry...Jeff says ok. Jordan asks what's wrong with Jeff?...Jeff says nothing, can't he just be quiet without there being something wrong?...Jordan says ok...Jeff says for him, can't he just be quiet?...Jeff exhales loudly and turns his face the other way...palm trees, more silence and feeds switch... Jordan’s cleaning because she’s bored 1:06 AM Jordan has been in the BY cleaning up and organizing...Jeff opens the sliding glass door and says "love ♥ what are you doing? cleaning everything cuz you're bored?"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "I knew it"...Jordan says "Cassi told her to not go in there cuz they're throwing pillows"...Jeff says "good idea"...Jeff asks Shelly for a smoke and he sits down to have one… Jordan’s mad the dishes aren’t being done 1:14 - 1:17 AM Jeff is sitting on the couches with Adam, Shelly and Cassi (the smokers)...Jordan comes out and Jeff says "you just do not know what to do with yourself"...Jordan says she's doing laundry...Jeff asks how many minutes are left?...Jordan says 27...Jeff says in a half hour they'll switch it and fold one...Jordan comes over and sits down next to Jeff...they talk about the next live show...Jeff thinks it's stupid what they're thinking of doing (the weird hand gestures)...Jordan asks if they finished the tournament?...Jeff says no, they just didn't play. Jordan suddenly says that she knows she's not supposed to say this and it sounds so bad buttttt she just went in there and did more dishes, she doesn't understand...Shelly doesn't either...Jeff as well...Jordan says there's always dishes in the sink...Lawon asks if she just did more?...Jordan says yeah, if you do a little now then later they want amount to much... Jeff says that's why there are dishes, they get done just like the chairs just like everything else...Jordan says when you're done with your food just clean up after yourself...Adam says Jeff and him had this conversation...everyone bitches about that...Jeff says he washes his shit...Jordan says she gets so mad...Jeff says when he cooks, Jordan cleans, that's their deal...Shelly says it's the same for her and Tony...palm trees... Jeff tries to get Jordan upstairs to no avail 2:27 - 2:34 AM Jordan and Cassi are out in the BY talking on the couches...Jeff comes out and says "what are you doing love?" ♥ Jordan asks if he wants to come out there?...Jeff says "you wanna? or you wanna go upstairs?"...Jeff joins them...Jordan continues talking about Rachel and Jeff at the same time says that it smells like fishing...that catches Cassi's attention, she ignores Jordan and says fishing? Jeff says it smells like the dew, it smells fresh...Cassi says she did that on her intro video...Dom comes out and asks if Jordan has scary stories to tell...Jeff says yeah, let's go upstairs and tell scary stories...Jordan says she doesn't have any scary stories, she was just saying for them all to go up in the HOH at night cuz it's dark in there...Dom says that Jordan's boyfriend has one...Jeff laughs, he doesn't really...they start talking about the scary walk that Cassie does...Kalia comes out and says Jordan should have been in the room with them...while the others discuss Jeff and Jordan talk about the laundry...Jordan tells Jeff she already finished some up...Jeff says "you did?...cutie" Cassi then proceeds to tell the really boring fishing story of her intro yawn and then she tells the boring story of how she was discovered for BB yawn...Jordan and Cassi realize they were found by the same woman...feeds go on and off because they're talking about casting...they talk about the intros again...Jordan says it's so cheesy...Jeff who is clearly bored (can't blame him ) gets up and leaves saying "keep talking about it" (knowing you shouldn't be)...Jordan says this stuff is already aired, they can talk about it...Jeff goes over to the laundry area… Jordan feels Jeff is gripy but he’s not 2:34 AM Jeff is over by the laundry area after leaving where Cassi & Jordan are...Jordan says "you're gripy!"...Jeff says "I'm not! I don't know why you keep saying that"...Jordan says she feels like Jeff is gripy...Jeff asks what she wants him to do? juggle all the time around her, she's talking, what does she want him to do?...Jordan says nothing...Jeff says "exactly just relax, I don't know what you're talking about"...Jordan says ok...Jeff chuckles and walks inside… Jejo no PDA 2:35 AM After Jeff goes inside Cassi tells Jordan that Shelly was saying how gross Brenchel are...Jordan says Rachel has to let it be known how much she loves him...Cassi says Shelly asked why she always has to sit on him all the time?...Jordan says that Jeff would be like, listen, it's over...Cassi says that one time Rachel leaned in for a kiss and Brendon denied her, she's like a puppy dog that gets kicked and comes back for more. Cassi says her and Lee were like Jeff and Jordan...Jordan says nobody wants to see that, do that in your private time...Cassi gives another example of the PDA...Jordan says that her and Jeff have always been that way, they don't like that stuff, it's gross, well not gross but...Cassi says when you're not like that, when you do get intimate and affectionate then it gives you (butterflies)...Jordan says yeah...Cassi starts talking about Lee and palm trees... Talk before sleep Jordan finally comes to bed 3:13 - 3:32 AM Jordan after a looooong talk with Cassi finally comes to bed...the feeds switch to the HOH room just after the 3:13am mark...Jeff is in bed...Jordan gets in saying she folded up the other half of their clothes...Jeff says thank you...Jordan says she didn't know Jeff was up there sleeping...Jeff thought she was up there, he listened to music and fell asleep...Jeff moves over to touch Jordan...Jordan says it's cold in there...Jeff asks what's up?...Jordan says nothing...then she says that Cassi was asking her if she should campaign for votes and she didn't want to tell her no but they were talking about other stuff...Jeff gets up and sighs, he asks why he's so fu**ing tired...Jeff goes to the bathroom...Jeff comes back and sighs again...Jeff says she can shut off the spyscreen...palm trees for a few minutes they return just before the 3:20am mark Jordan is saying she feels like Jeff is mad at her because of that (?)...Jordan says she wishes she hadn't listened to them, put up Shelly/Cassi first, Dom might have not played in the veto and then put up Dom...Jordan says she's just, I don't know...Jeff wishes Cassi was sticking around just because it's more ammo for them but what he wishes was happening was that he tried harder on that veto and Dom was going home...Jeff wonders where this big brother/little sister thing coming from...Jordan says now Rachel is all buddy, buddy with him...Jordan says that Jeff should win HOH and put up Kalia/Lawon and backdoor Dom...they marinate over that... Jordan says she just hopes Dom isn't totally with them because they have Dani/Dom and them two have Porsche...Jordan says either way they would have been mad...Jeff says what he doesn't like is that they got their way but hopefully they're still on the same team...Jordan asks if Jeff has anything for her?...Jeff says nothing...Jordan says the hammock out there is peaceful...Jordan says "my dad's not cleared for the..." palm trees just until before the 3:25am mark... Jordan asks if Jeff is going to bed?...Jeff says nooo...Jeff says maybe they're acting weird and nervous because they know they can flip the votes on them and keep Cassi...Jordan says that's true, we're just being paranoid...Jordan moves over to Jeff...Jeff says "yeah I think we are love ♥ ...gimme a kiss"...they kiss...Jeff puts his head towards Jordan and says "I'm poopy love ♥ "...Jordan rubs Jeff's hair... Jordan says she was telling Cassi, does this sound bad, "you know when they're all in that purple room and they're playing that game I just can't sit in there and listen to that, I think it's stupid"...Jeff says it is stupid...Jordan says the f**k, marry, kill thing with people in the house, celebrities are ok but with people in the house sitting right there, it's stupid...Jeff says he didn't answer either, he's like I'm not telling, why would you say that? to get into trouble...Jordan says exactly, Cassi said that they did it to her the other night and it was so awkward putting Brendon's name in it with Rachel sitting right there...Jeff says that was today...Jordan thought it was last night, yeah it's just awkward... Jordan says sometimes it's hard to sit there and fake laugh when things aren't funny...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan stops rubbing and Jeff says "keep going"...Jordan asks if Jeff is feeling sick?...Jeff says why is he warm?...Jordan says Jeff's forehead is warm but not his cheeks...Jeff says he doesn't know, he's awfully sleepy...Jordan asks if he feels like it?...Jeff says he's just lethargic, no energy... Jordan says since Jeff is going to bed early (early? lol) he'll feel better because there's nothing to do...Jeff says he hopes so but it's not early...Jordan feels so pale, doesn't he feel like last time they were so tan?...Jordan says alright goodnight...Jeff says "goodnight love ♥ , I'm sorry I'm tired"...they kiss again... They turn to their sides and says she can't get Jeff's battery today...Jeff says she only got it once for him...Jordan says didn't she get it today?...Jeff says no, he did, she got it for him once...Jordan says oh, I thought, oh well...Jordan plays footsie with Jeff's leg and then says "love you"...Jeff says "love you"...sleep... Jeff is feeling sick Part 1 11:25 - 11:30 AM Feeds switch to the HOH room where Jeff is feeding the fish...he finishes up doing that and literally falls into bed...Jordan comes out of the bathroom in her cute bathing suit and asks if Jeff is laying out?...Jeff says it's early, if they go from 1 to 2, they'll have enough. Jeff says "what's up? I hope I'm not getting sick"...Jordan says yeah, he seems like he is...Jeff says he knows...Jordan wanders around the room(s) doing stuff...Jeff is laying in bed looking like a mummy LOL Jordan says goodnight and starts to head out and Jeff says "hey love ♥ tell them in the DR that you want new batteries"...Jordan asks if they're dying?...Jeff says the remote isn't working...Jordan says she'll ask next time she's called in...Jeff say they can't creep on people . Jeff says goodnight and wraps himself up to sleep...Jordan leaves... Jeff is feeling sick Part 2 1:30 - 1:35 PM Feeds switch to JeJo in the HOH room...Jeff is still in bed...they have a little game talk...Jordan says Cassi said she was going to start talking to people, Brenchel is fighting, people are getting aggravated by them...Jeff is sick ...they are quiet while Jordan uses the bathroom...Jeff asks Jordan where she's going?...Jordan says outside...Jordan says "smile"...Jeff says "I think I'm getting sick"...Jordan says "you feel cold chills in you?"...Jeff says what's with this lazy bs...Jordan says Jeff should just lay down and rest all day, it might make him feel better...Jordan gives Jeff some fruit snacks...Jeff wants to change the channel (remote's not working)...Jordan says she'll go to the DR...Jeff asks if they ever called her back?...Jordan says no...Jordan says alright and gives Jeff a kiss on the forehead Jordan leaves the HOH room… Jordan was gojng to bring Jeff lunch 2:19 PM Jordan is downstairs at the table making a plate for Jeff...Jeff comes out of the HOH room...Jordan yells up "Jeff I was making you this"... Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says a pita...Dom asks "what's up Jeff? you alright buddy?"...Jeff says yeah, yeah...Jordan says "you want it?"...Jeff says no ...Porsche says she just worked so hard on it too...Jeff walks by...Jordan says she already ate, she was just going to bring it up to him...Jeff says "thank you though"... Jordan & Dom talk (long) 4:19 - 5:05 PM Jordan and Dom start chatting by the pool...they have a long talk about dating, relationships and Jeff amongst other things... Dom asks how Jordan is when she's hit on? Jordan says she doesn't really get hit on...Dom asks even before Jeff?...Jordan says no but even if she knows off the bat she's not interested, she still talks to them cuz she feels bad. Jordan says she'll even buy the guy a drink. Jordan talks about (before Jeff) there was a young, douchey guy who was showing off in his suit, talking about being in real estate selling million $ homes, that was the 1st thing he said, no "hello, how are you?" and so she looked at him said, cool, have a good night and she walked away. LOL Jordan talks about a more recent time in the winter, she went out with some gf's and this guy said it was his b-day, she offered him a drink, he said no and then some drinks came over later from him, that was nice and instead of her ignoring him cuz she's dating Jeff, another girl was engaged...palm trees...Jordan continues to explain she'll eventually tell the guy she has a boyfriend, sometimes they'll stay and talk, sometimes they'll walk away. Dom says he doesn't really hit on girls like that, he's not a go to a bar, hit on chicks kind of guy, he's more about talking within a group to a girl, if it happens naturally, etc. Jordan says it depends on the girl (if she's into being picked up)...Jordan says her sister's bf says he won't buy a girl a drink because usually she's just using you to get free drink and then they're not thankful. Dom says he's never bought a random girl a drink, he dates friends...Jordan says that can be good, it's not weird, you feel more comfortable. Dom prods Jordan about who/what kind of guys she dated before Jeff. (surprise surprise, he was always doing this) Jordan says she didn't really date, there was one person...palm trees...Jordan says she's so picky, she's weird, if she feels like a guy is being too pushy it grosses her out or if the guy is a show off she doesn't like that. Jordan says the 2 guys she dated before Jeff were complete opposites of Jeff...Dom says in what way?...Jordan says looks, how they dress, how they act, everything...she doesn't have a type but she likes guys with dark hair, darker skin over blonds, someone like David Beckham is fine though (no kidding lol) Jordan says overall that is her type. Dom says Jeff has good style though, he doesn't try too hard...Jordan says "just like a goober" (I have never liked Jordan calling him that but that's just me)...Dom agrees. Jordan downplays the relationship/attraction in the BB11 house yet again 🙄...she says that it wasn't like they were all, you're so hot, etc, they were more like whatever, it was more their personalities and then they both got cuter to each other because Jeff likes the opposite looking types of her (Ugh what a hangup...) Dom asks if they would've gotten together if they met outside this house or through mutual friends?...Jordan says if it was through friends yes because they think the same way but if it was at a bar, they would've probably just gotten drunk together, had fun and gone their own way but she doesn't know, she doesn't think about that stuff...what got her in the house was she thought he was cute but it was him being sweet and so nice and that made him cuter to her and NOW that they've been together a long time he's SOOO cute to her cuz she knows he has her back and he's not the type to be jealous and she isn't either because he's not the type to make her jealous, he makes her feel secure, she is content in the relationship. Jordan says people ask her if she wonders if Jeff is out there doing something (because of the LD) and she says no, never, not one time it crosses her mind, it's a good thing, if she thought that, if she couldn't trust him then she would never have continued outside the BB house. They continue talking about trust issues in relationships and how it's not attractive when you're distrustful...Dom talks about one of his experiences...Jordan says she's not saying she would never not feel that way but she wouldn't make a big scene about it...Dom says that's mature...Jordan says Jeff is a good guy, people try to test her by saying that she must know that Jeff is out there cheating (nice friends but Jordan knows it isn't true, she would sense it...Jordan says Jeff always calls her all the time, wherever he's at, half the time he's at home, they talk to each other all the time...Dom says Jeff is a goofball...Jordan says Jeff trusts her too and he's the type that if he didn't want her, he would be the type to tell her it isn't working, he wouldn't lead her on, he would be honest...Dom says that is good, he has a problem with that, he doesn't like breaking their hearts... Dom asks if Jordan wants to stay in Charlotte?...Jordan says she knows eventually she'll have to move, they have to figure out things, Chicago, LA, etc. Dom says it's a big step...Jordan says she's not doing anything without a commitment or else they'll never marry you . Jordan says they (the guy) get used to the routine and then things won't change, she thinks Jeff will eventually want it but they don't talk about marriage...Dom says it hasn't been that long...Jordan says in September it'll be 2 years...Jordan says they still have a long time, it's good Jeff is older, when she's 28 he'll be 37 and he'll probably be ready and she will too, they will figure it out, right now it's not the time to think about it... Dom feels like so old already (at 25, lol)...they talk about being 18 and their experiences then...they reminisce on how easy life was...they talk about pressures of getting married one day and how there is more pressure on the man...Jordan says a turn off for her is a guy who is lazy and doesn't work, she is a hard worker and wants the same of her man. Dom's pet peeve is if a girl is not family oriented, he doesn't want a girl who parties and doesn't like to stay home. Jordan agrees, Jeff is family oriented...Jordan says friends aren't forever but family is...they talk about the challenges of friends getting/not getting along with your bf/gf...Dom gets into a specific couple he knows...Jordan says only 2 friends knew she was coming to BB this time, it was a surprise...Jordan says her manager at work is like her 2nd mom...palm trees... Jordan talks about her manager helping out whenever he can, he's so nice and he makes you love working there, him and his wife are great people..Jordan says she thinks a lot of people will be shocked she came back to the house...Dom asks if she thought she'd ever come back?...Jordan says no, she said she never would, she was talking to her friend for 3 hours...palm trees...Jordan says then she called her grandpa, he gives her advice...palm trees....Jordan is talking about her BB experience the 1st time, the paranoia, etc, they talk about having a double eviction and strategy (or lack thereof)...they talk about the house & HG's this time...Jordan says she's glad she didn't do certain things last time that would embarass her family because certain people back home that she didn't think would watch her, did...Jordan tells Dom about live feeders, what they see and discuss...Dom wants to stop cursing...palm trees... Jordan says that her & Jeff don't get the recognition of fans/strangers that Brenchel do (suuuure! lol), maybe at the airport or something they will recognize you but it's not that bad, you get your 15 minutes of fame and then people don't care, the new cast comes and then people focus on that...Jordan laughs about how Adam thinks he'll be on Letterman, Dom agrees he's delusional LOL Jordan says if you were on AI or something, yes, people can become famous but not from BB, a lot of people think they will get famous...Dom says they're just people, they don't have talent but Brenchel seem to get a lot of attention, probably because they were the crazy couple you love to hate...Dom asks if Jordan liked Rachel before she came in the house, Jordan says no and she told her that LOL Dom told her that too, they agree she's so different, she's sweet...Jordan talks about how she had a talk with Rachel about her making catty comments about people, etc....they talk about Rachel a bit more...Dom wonders how he will be portrayed...Jordan says he's sweet, he'll be known as the funny kid, he reminds her of Vit Tan Don, they don't look alike at all but maybe it's because he is younger (compared to Jeff)... Dom asks about Dani ...they talk about Dani and how he thought her & ED were a couple when they walked in, everyone was freaking out, he thought they were rockstars, they agree she's a cool girl...they talk about the Vegas bash, Jordan says it's a good time and he should go but they're not going, they're staying 5 days in LA so maybe they can hangout after...palm trees... Jordan talks about ATWFF & Cambodia 5:06 - 5:12 PM Jordan and Dom are talking by the pool...Jordan is finishing up telling Dom about how her and Jeff hosted the BB Lovers Lane comp for BB12 and then Jeff left right away for Japan to continue ATWFF...Jordan says she had told him goodbye and didn't think she would see him again but Jeff knew he was coming on BB to host but they didn't tell her until later and then she was like "omg! I'm going to get to see you one more time before you leave", so she got to see him one more time and then Jeff left, he was gone for 100 days...Dom asks if it sucked?...Jordan (always one to downplay their relationship IMO..) says "a little bit", she fake yawns and then says that it really was no different because they do long distance , she admits it did suck at first but she did get to go see him...Dom says Jeff told him that she went to Italy...Jordan mmm hmm's and says it was cool...Dom agrees...Jordan says Italy was really nice... Dom asks if someone paid for her flight out there?...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Dom says wow, that's really cool...Jordan says "isn't it?"...Jordan says that was the whole premise of the show. somebody pays for your flight, she can't believe it, she was very thankful for it, she can't believe people would do that for them so they could see each other, that was really cool ...Dom says he wonders who all would pay for that...Jordan says she doesn't really know but thinks it was a bunch of people that chipped in, she's pretty sure of that...Dom asks if Jeff had a dinner with the people that supported him?...Jordan says no and then explains to Dom how Jeff would get messages from people online and then accept offers to go to different places, people would show him places and have dinners, he wouldn't spend nights in hotels, he would spend them with strangers, her thing was "what if they're crazy?...and try to kill you or something?" Dom says Jeff said he just had the one cameraman, that could be scary... Jordan says yes for certain places, one place she'd love to go that Jeff went to is Cambodia, it was so poor, there were little huts/houses made of wood on the water, there are kids, it's just so poor and she told Jeff she would just love to go there and be able to do what Jeff did, you know? getting to do things like that...Jordan says "it was so sad, you forget, we all forget how good we have it and there's kids like that, that are sleeping on, like that and have nothing, like we're all complaining that we want these clothes and all this stuff and these kids are just happy to get something, it's just...so sad"...Dom says they'd kill for slop... Jordan says the guy running the charity that Jeff helped out is from Matthews, he's her mom's age, he went to the elementary school in downtown Matthews...Dom says that's weird...Jordan says "how random that a guy that is in Cambodia is from Matthews?"...Jordan says she talked with him and Jeff and they talked about familiar places and where Jordan lived, it was weird...Dom says the world is small...Jordan then tells the story about seeing a woman that is a client of the salon she works at in the airport in Italy when she was leaving to come back home and Jeff didn't really think it could be but Jordan saw her in the baggage claim area in Charlotte so she knew she was right...Dom then tells a similar story of seeing someone you know in a different environment... Jeff wasn’t a playboy 5:29 - 5:34 PM Jeff is in the kitchen...Rachel walks in and asks Dom if he were to hypothetically take Dani on a date for V-day would he come down to California?...Dom says he'd call Jeff because he's the ultimate playboy, he'd say "hey Jeff where should I take her?"...Jeff says "where'd you get that from?"...Dom says whereever Jeff would tell him, that's where he would go...Jeff says he would hook him up on a nice date...Dom says "would you? see"...Jeff mumbles he's not the ultimate playboy... Jeff says where he loves is a place called Moonshadows off the PCH in Malibu, it's a cool place...Dom asks the best place he's gone on a date...Jeff describes the place he mentioned...Dom asks if he's ever taken a chick on a day event date?...Jeff tries to think, he says his buddies own restaurants so he's done a lot of stuff there, flowers at the table and dinner, he did that for Jordan. Dom asks "were you a playboy before Jordan?"...Jeff says "no, man, I was never a playboy"...Dom says really? he could totally see him being a playboy...after a minute Jeff asks "PT, you a playboy?"...Dom says not at all...Rachel calls him a liar...Jeff says he should change from PT to PB. LOL! Dom says he went on a playboy streak for a year, he was just pissed off at chicks...Jeff says he knows cuz Dom got his heart broken...Dom says yeah, he went buckwild but it wasn't fun...Jeff says it gets old...Dom says he felt bad hurting a girl, she likes you and you have no interest in her at all...Jeff says yeah it sucks to find that out... You look all cute & tan 5:32 PM Jeff is in the kitchen...Jordan comes downstairs from the HOH room...Jeff asks her "where you going?"...Jordan says to work out...Jeff gets a big smile on his face and says "you look all cute and tan" Rachel says "doesn't she look super tanned?"...Jordan wishes it was super skinny...Rachel says she is super skinny...Jordan says she's not...Rachel says she's perfect Jeff tells Jordan he might take today off, relax...Jordan says he doesn't feel good, she agrees, he'll make himself sicker...Jeff says "I'm not sick"...Jordan says "well you feel like you're getting sick"...Jordan leaves... Miscommunication 6:29 PM Jeff is sitting on the kitchen counter...Jordan is heading upstairs...Jeff jokingly says "love ♥ I'm complaining a lot today"...Jordan says "yeah I know, you're kinda mean today"...Jeff has a stunned look on his face... Adam apologizes to Jordan saying they weren't being serious, they were goofing around...Jeff is thinking and says "how was I mean? I was asleep all day" (he's got a point)...Jordan says "I know, you've been ignoring me today, you didn't talk to me" (huh?)...Jeff drops it and says "oh, go upstairs love"...Jordan says "see how mean he is" (I don't see it lol)...Jeff says he feels like he has to talk to everybody and entertain her 24/7 otherwise he's an asshole...Jordan says "no you don't"...Jeff says "I thought that's what you just said"...they give each other a little glare and then Jordan heads into the HOH room... Hey loser 6:31 PM Jeff heads up to the HOH room...Jordan is listening to music...Jordan says what's up as Jeff says "hey loser" LOL Jeff asks if he should feed the fish?...Jeff decides to feed them...Jordan says "poor things, they're starving"...Jeff gets in the bed saying "remember those carp?"...Jordan remembers where he put 25c in and all that food...Jeff says they were crazy...Jeff asks if they happened to fix that (remote)...Jordan still hasn't been to the DR...feeds switch out... I don’t feel great silence 6:36 - 6:42 PM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan in the HOH room...clearly Jordan has been asking Jeff if he's gripy or something because Jeff raises his voice saying "I don't feel great!"...Jordan says "ok, I'm sorry, I won't say it again"...Jeff starts rubbing his hair and Jordan wraps her mic, gets up and moves over to the couch saying she stinks...brief fish...Jordan asks if Jeff wants to do the face mask?...Jeff says "not right now"...silence... ...until 6:42:03 when Jeff mouths to Jordan "love you" ♥ ...feeds switch off them… JeJo SR food talk 7:12 - 7:16 PM Feeds switch to JeJo who are now in the SR...they talk a little game with Jeff holding the refrigerator door open the whole time They then decide what they want to eat for dinner...BIG decision, it's complicated Jordan - a hot dog? does that sound good to him? Jeff - a gross dog Jordan - does he want to make tomato sandwiches? Jeff - what does she think? she thinks he wants a tomato sandwich? she knows he doesn't even like tomatoes Jordan - spaghetti? Jeff asks what's up with him, he feels shitty... Jordan says there are steaks, they could make steak salads...they can make pita sandwiches... Jeff - soup? Jordan - that's fine...the macaroni looks good don't it? Jeff - you can make macaroni... Jordan picks up the box to look at instructions and Jeff giggles Jeff - macaroni and hot dogs? Jeff - his grandma used to make a casserole of mushroom soup, rice and chicken, throw it in the oven and it was done... Jeff - "I'm going to have a bowl of soup love ♥ that's all, I don't know what's up, I don't feel hot" Jordan - ok Jordan leaves, Jeff leaves right after... Dinner conversation 7:28 - 7:50 PM Jordan comes downstairs after having a chat with Rachel about being on the same page and not going after each other...Jordan and Jeff are getting ready to eat dinner...Jeff is having soup, baked potato (that Jordan taught him how to make in the microwave ) and a salad which he is sharing with Jordan...intermittent palm trees and random chatting Jeff says "love ♥ I made a baked potato"...Jordan says that looks good later Jordan says that she's kind of jealous of Jeff's baked potato, Jeff upped her tomato sandwich...Jeff says a PB&J sandwich would up her sandwich. Jeff asks if Jordan likes Dijon mustard over regular mustard?...Jordan likes Dijon on bagels or toasted sandwiches but on tomato sandwiches she loves mustard...Jordan says he hates them...Jeff says that sandwich looks terrible to him LOL Jordan says Jayefff They whisper a little game about the talk Jordan had with Rachel...Adam comes by and Jeff says him and Jordan are no fun, Jeff's not 100% today...Jordan says he just doesn't feel good, he'll be back to cracking jokes tomorrow...Jeff says they're going to tell ghost stories tonight...Jordan says to wait til it's dark not that that matters, there are no windows in the HOH...Jeff giggles...they want Cassi to do the creepy walk. Jordan says they never called her into the DR, they just wanted her to get up...Jeff can't believe they woke her up at 7...Jordan says she thought she was dreaming when she heard Jordan...Jeff says he didn't even wake up. Jeff says this is like a Wendy's dinner, soup, salad & potato for $4.99 LOL They keep eating...Jordan asks how Jeff's baked potato is?...Jeff says it's good...Jordan talks about baked potato at McAllister's...Jeff says the place at the mall called Great Steak has all kinds of baked potatoes...more eating...Jordan asks if Jeff wants to do the facials? Jeff does...Jordan will do her teeth too...Jordan starts washing dishes while Jeff finishes up... Be fat and have ice cream? 7:49 - 7:51 PM Jeff and Jordan have finished up eating...Jordan is washing dishes...Jeff says "thanks love ♥ "...Jordan says "you're welcome"...Jeff helps put away some dishes...Jeff then says "love ♥ you wanna be fat and have ice cream?" Jordan says "with my brownies? no” ...Jeff opens up the freezer...Jordan says they didnt eat bad...Jeff says he's going to have some, don't judge him...Jordan grabs a treat from the freezer while Jeff scoops out his ice cream... 90210 & Joe Rogan couch cuteness 8:16 - 8:24 PM Feeds switch just after the 8:16pm mark to the BY where Jeff and Jordan are chatting with Adam, Shelly and Cassi...Jeff is laying with his head on Jordan's lap, Jordan rubs Jeff's hair...they're talking about 90210 Adam goes on for literally 4 minutes recalling every character and storyline on the show LOL Rachel comes out saying they're having a slop off...Jeff says he slopped it off yesterday Rachel goes back in...Jordan says she's getting sleepy...they keep quizzing each other...Adam asks what Donna Martin's dad's occupation was...Jeff says a doctor of some sort and then recalling a cute moment from BB11 Jeff says "ear, nose and throat"...Jordan giggles...Adam says he was a heart doctor, they try to recall the name and Joe Rogan's name comes up. That makes Jeff think of a work story, he says his name at work is Joe Goodspeed on the radio, he guesses everyone knows that now but there's this kid at work who couldn't get it right so he'd call Jeff "Joe Rogan'sbean" LOL Jeff said he has worked with some weird people...more 90210 talk and then Jordan says she's going to move over to the couch...Jeff ohhh's not wanting her to go...they continue chatting about 90210... Love leg slaps 8:50 PM Jeff and Jordan are outside with the other HG's...they are stunned at how much of a disaster zone the kitchen is right now...Jordan goes to take a peek through the sliding glass door and then goes back to the patio...Jeff slaps Jordan's legs playfully before getting up and heading inside… Laughing with her or at her? 8:54 PM The HG's are in the kitchen talking about scary story night...Jordan really wants Cassi to do her creepy walk like the Ring...Jordan heads upstairs...Dom wants Jordan to reenact her walk...Jordan says she doesn't know how to do it...Dom says that he just wants to laugh at Jordan...Jordan says "whatever" and goes in the HOH...Jeff asks "do you want to laugh at her or with her?"...Jeff says "at her"...Jeff pretends to get mad at Dom... Jeff’s toes 9:13 PM Jeff and Jordan are out in the BY chatting with others...Jeff has hit foot up near Jordan and Jordan says "you know your feet aren't bad Jeff"...Jeff asks what she means?...Jordan adds "for a guy, some guys have real bad feet"...Jeff says "compared to what? Brendon's?"...Jordan says his are terrible...Cassi agrees...Jeff says Jordan doesn't like his second toe...Jordan says his second toe is a little weird but his toes aren't bad...Jeff starts giggling...Jordan asks if Cassi thinks his second toe is kinda weird looking?...Jeff cracks up laughing...Jordan presses on asking if it's weird?...Shelly says it looks normal to her...Jordan says it's long with a big head...Cassi says it looks like a big s...Jordan says the little one is like it's twin LOL Jeff loves the attention... Cassi says it looks like a boxer...Jordan says the other one is it's twin, the other one is more deformed, it just looks kinda funny...Shelly asks if Jeff broke a toe?...Jeff says he stubbed them hard all the time, he was super hyper as a kid and would fly into stuff, he'd "break" a toe once a week...they start sharing toe stories… Jordan makes the mask face 9:17 - 9:20 PM Jeff and Jordan are on the couches talking to Shelly & Cassi...Jeff starts making those bubble popping sounds...they start making funny faces...Jordan says Jeff's feet smell a little LOL...Jordan starts making that hideous face from the Jim Carrey movie the Mask... Jeff jumps up and says "eww, gross! we're not dating"... They call over Brendon to see...Jeff says eww...Brendon says "damn! does that make you want to kiss her?"...Jeff says "no, it makes me want to evict myself!" LMAO Brendon goes inside saying Jordan just made the scariest face ever I've ever seen...Cassi and Shelly crack up...Shelly tries and then Jordan does it again...hilarious! Cassi asks if she never did that for Jeff before (cuz he ran off)...Jordan says she has but he must of just forgot . JeJo & Shelley quick chat 9:28 - 9:32 PM Jeff and Jordan are outside on the couches...Adam is with them, Cassi and Rachel have just left...Jeff is finishing up eating...Jordan asks Adam for a favor, could she pass her the cotton balls...Adam says she's changing her nail polish too?...Adam goes inside...Shelly joins them...Jordan says "you have one more day right?" (on slop)...Shelly says Thursday midnight if everything doesn't get switched around Shelly asks if Cassi has talked to them yet?...Jeff says no, she told them she was, it's nice to have hope...Shelly told her she should, you never want to have regrets, you can't help it in here, you feel paranoid, she feels like B&R could flip the house against her...Jordan says no, she talked to Rachel earlier and they're on the same page, she knows that her and Jeff want to make it to jury house so they can spend the summer together, if she goes home she'll be pissed and Rachel reassured her...Shelly says it's easy to be paranoid, you think people are saying you're fine just so you don't come unglued...Shelly says "we" have to get B&R out before they try to get JeJo out, they CANNOT be final two, JeJo can, she'll go out before that happens, she'll put them out...Jeff has left and Jordan and Shelly continue chatting... Less snuggling this time 9:32 PM Jordan and Shelly continue chatting game and how people (viewers) will perceive them...Shelly worries she has a job to go back to and doesn't want to embarrass herself...Jordan says that she thinks that people might think, because of how her and Jeff snuggled more last time, that something is up with them...Shelly says no...convo gets changed when Rachel comes over with a new slop creation… 6 dinners fart 9:46 PM Jeff and Jordan are on the couches in the BY chatting with the other HG's...random chatter...Jeff pulls a prank on Rachel getting her to pull/feel his finger, he farts Rachel says that's the 2nd or 3rd time he's gotten her with that...giggles all around...Jeff says farts are always funny "when you have 6 dinners you're bound to fart" ...Jordan says that means their room is going to stink tonight… Face mask game talk 10:01 - 10:14 PM Jeff and Jordan head up to the HOH room to do their facials...Jeff asks Jordan if he needs to wash his face first?...Jordan says no, just put it on...Jeff reads the label and it says to wash face thoroughly so he's going to follow directions but first he's going to brush his teeth...Jordan says so he doesn't feel gross...Jordan says she got burnt and she's kind of sleepy, she didn't nap...Brendon comes in and says that before everyone comes up he wants to see where everyone is at...they mess around with the remote and ask Jordan to go to the DR and ask for new batteries...Jordan leaves... Brendon & Jeff talk game while Jeff applies his face mask...they are on the same page, it's unspoken that they are together and not need to check in all the time but they wonder who of the newbies they can trust...Brendon wonders about Dom, can they trust him and Dani or should they trust Adam...Jeff says Dom's deal is he won't put them up...Brendon says of course he's going to say that...Brendon says in the end they have to pull somebody...they talk about the coming weeks...Brendon doesn't trust Lawon or Adam really...they discuss pros and cons of putting people straight up vs backdooring. Jeff putting on his mask LOL Jeff giggles...Brendon says it looks scary, good for story time...Jeff says it's burning...Brendon asks if Shelly is good? Jeff thinks so...Brendon says no matter what they're sticking together, it would be the stupidest move to try to get them out...Jeff says he and Jordan said the same thing today, if you stick you make it far...Brendon says once you start warring, it's fu**ing over and guaranteed one of the newbies would make it to the end, they need to make it to the final 5...Jeff says he wishes he had won, he wanted Dom...Brendon says that Cassi would have been trouble. Jeff asks if the mask is supposed to sting?...Brendon says it probably has peppermint in it...Jeff says it feels like there's toothpaste on his face They talk game again, wondering who to trust...Jeff says he doesn't mind sticking it to Adam since he flipped on them...Brendon says Dom has a hard time lying but Cassi will lie to your face...bottom line they can't have any doubts about each other and everyone is coming after them...they say they need to study for the quiz they only have 2 more days...FISH...Jeff comes outside to show off his mask to the others saying that this stuff burns his face...Jeff says it hurts but feels good...Cassi comes up wanting to do the mask too...as they walk back in Brendon says that he's not gonna lie, Jordan's mom is pretty good looking...Jeff giggles saying that everyone says that . Looks like Johrdan 10:30 PM Jeff, Jordan & Cassi all have their face masks on (they look ridiculous! especially Jeff lol) ...they're talking about the masks...Jeff says "that's it love ♥? you missed your forehead"...Jordan says she did hers the other night...Jeff giggles and says "look at yours"...Jordan asks why? what's wrong with it? Suddenly Cassi says "wow, look, have you ever gotten Reese Witherspoon?"...Jordan says no...Cassi says to look at her right now, look at her eyes...Jeff says "looks like Johrdan" Jordan says she always gets Miranda Lambert especially when I gain weight...Jeff giggles...Jordan says last time when she left BB she really looked like her...Cassi says "never Reese Witherspoon??", she never saw it before and now she can't see anything else...Jordan says no, never...Cassi asks Jeff if he sees it in the eyes?...Jeff says a little bit...Jordan says no...Jeff asks why Jordan said no like that? no answer lol...Jordan says she'd always get the girl from Blue Crush... Love!? 10:51 PM Jeff, Jordan, Cassi & Rachel are up in the HOH room watching Brendon on the spyscreen, he's dressed up in his cape, crown and mask and is being a goofball...they are laughing at his antics...Jordan says Brendon is funny...Rachel says he's goofy, why didn't she get a "forever is a long time"?...Jeff says that is a "forever is a long time"...Brendon leaves...Cassi wants him to come back...Rachel says that it looks like a movie...Jordan is in the bathroom now rinsing her mask off...Rachel and Cassi leave to go see Brendon...Jeff calls out to Jordan "Love!?" ♥ and gets up to go see her...Jeff asks if it feels good?...Jordan says it does...Jeff goes to take a poo and Jordan tells him that he didn't wipe his mask off well enough… JeJo & Dani watch Brenchel fight on the SS 11:05 - 11:14PM Jeff, Jordan and Dani are up in the HOH watching Brenchel in the purple room on the spyscreen apparently fighting, they're not sure what's going on but it's pretty funny… JeJo cute fart wrestling Part 1 11:57 - 11:59PM Jeff and Jordan are in their HOH bed, they're hanging with Porsche, Kalia and Brendon waiting for ghost story time...Jeff sits up to take a drink of water and then grabs a sock saying "who's dirty sock is this?"...Kalia says hopefully Jeff's...Jeff says "Jordan"...Jordan says "smell it"...Jeff says "it's yours"...Jordan says "shove it up your face"...Jeff throws the socks at her saying "oh good one, I'm gonna beat the f**k out of you later" Jeff leans back into Jordan and says "where's your dirty disgusting socks?"...Jordan says "down here cuz I'm gonna throw them in your face"...Jeff laughs... Jeff says Jordan's been hanging out with Kalia too long...Brendon starts chanting "fight, fight, fight" then they start chanting "prove it, prove it, prove it!" Jeff turns with his butt towards Jordan and farts...Jordan screams, Jeff cracks up and Jordan slaps Jeff...everyone eww's and laughs...Jordan says "Jayefffff!"...Jeff says for her not to stick her fingers on his body!...Jordan gets up and tries to sit on Jeff saying she has one for him...Jeff says no! gross! it's Showtime after Fart...Jordan tells Brendon to hold Jeff down so she can fart on him...they start wrestling... Kalia says if he squeezes her stomach it's going to come out, Jordan has possibly farted...they both crack up and roll around laughing...Jeff says "get off of me, yuck!"...Jordan gets super cute saying "get over here" and hugs Jeff... Jordan keeps trying to kiss Jeff...Jeff says "your fart and your smelly dirty socks"...more wrestling...Jeff says he's wrapped up in her mic...Jeff is dying laughing...the wrestling continues...Jeff finally pushes her up and over to her side and pretend slaps her in the face...Jordan slaps Jeff's arm...Jeff says "alright settle down it's story time" and they have a little stare off...Jordan says stooopppp...Jordan wants a hug...

July 28 Metal room big hug & kiss 12:06 AM Jeff and Jordan are chatting with Porsche, Shelly, Kalia and Adam in the metal room...they're talking about deodorant...Jeff says that Big Jeff wears women's deodorant, he's not afraid to be the man that he is...Jeff starts play fighting with Jordan and then goes in for a big long hug...Jordan kisses Jeff's neck repeatedly...super cute! They talk about some competition prop that some HG's got and some didn't and then Jeff and Jordan head into the candy room saying "you don't want that love, you got that helmet thing"... Foot rub HOH talk 1:07 - 1:36 AM Jeff and Jordan chat with Brendon and Rachel up in the HOH room mostly about game and the general state of the house...Jordan rubs Jeff's foot while they chat. Cuddly? Bedtime 1:44 - 1:51 AM Jeff joins Jordan in bed...Jeff asks Jordan where his blanket is?...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff finds it and says Jordan is trying to hide shit from him...Jordan says he's trying to yell at her...Jordan hugs Jeff but Jeff slaps her arm (signal )...Jordan says nooo...Jeff says "you are very, very cuddly"...Jordan says sorry...Jeff says "you're constantly getting over here"...Jeff says "see I'm a little strung out...gimme a little room to breathe"...Jordan backs off a little and says ok Porsche asks if he wants her aromatherapy bag?...Jeff says no thanks that thing pushes his eyeballs in, he's not sure if it's the surgery, his eyes are blurry when he's done with it...Jeff then says "come here love ♥ , let's cuddle"...Jordan says "no that's fine"...Jeff grabs Jordan and says "come here" and the feeds switch to Kalia rambling in the HN room GRRRR Feeds would return briefly 5 minutes later or so with Jeff talking about the Dani/Dom situation, Jeff says it's crazy, holy macarones LOL Jordan reaches back to Jeff and they hold hands... Jeff says it's over, onto the next chapter...Porsche says it gets more interesting at top 10 huh?...Jeff says yes, he's very interested to see what happens with the keys...they quiet down and settle into sleep... Quick hey love 11:04 AM Jeff is laying in bed, looking like a mummy, in the candy room...Jordan comes down from the HOH room where she's been resting and joins him...Jeff says "hey love ♥ " and Jordan sits on the bed and snuggles into him... Jeff says he's enjoying the quiet...Jordan leaves a few seconds later… Jeff & Kalia heated game discussion 1:23 - 1:52 PM Kalia joins Jeff, Jordan & Brendon in the purple room...Kalia asks if Brendon can leave because she would like to speak with JeJo alone...Brendon leaves and Kalia informs JeJo that she's going to vote for Dom today even though she knows Adam is staying...this sparks a heated discussion between Jeff and Kalia mostly regarding her allegiance to Jeff's betrayer, Dani, and how that is a slap in the face to Jeff (and Jordan)...Jordan mostly listens in and occasionally tells Kalia that she can vote however she wants (placating her)...there are a few interesting JeJo moments, the last being Jordan telling Jeff to stop (laying into Kalia)...Jeff does and moments later leaves to get some water Jeff is then seen in the bathroom briefly relaying the story to Brendon...he tells Brendon Jordan told him to be quiet, he was ripping on Kalia… Candy room - pre live show chat 2:58 - 3:08 PM Jeff joins Jordan, who is laying down in bed, in the candy room...Jeff asks if Jordan wants to lay in the HN room to see what the excitement is about?...Jordan says no...Jeff gets in bed...Porsche throws over a pillow for Jordan to use...Jordan says "I just pooted" she says it's a stinker, for Jeff to smell it...Jeff says no but he smells it anyway, he sits up with his hoody over his face and says it's fu**ing gross...Porsche says he's saying that but his farts are wet...Jeff denies it...Jeff says it smells rotten...Jordan asks if Jeff is grossed out?...Jeff says a little, it was a gross fart...Jordan giggles and says she kind of had an upset stomach today... Jeff still smells the fart and asks Jordan if she farted again?...Jordan says no, she would have told him if she did...Jeff asks what Jordan is going to wear if it's endurance...Jordan tells Jeff what she plans on wearing...Jeff hopes it isn't a hanging comp...Porsche says she's better with her legs than arms...Jeff says it will be about legs too...they discuss possibilities regarding the type of comp it will be and the talk about what's going to happen with the golden keys...Jeff touches Jordan, putting his hand on her...they talk about a twist coming into play...Porsche wants HOH so people can kiss her ass, the letter would be fun...Jordan asks who her letter would be from?...Porsche says her brother...palm trees...Jeff and Jordan get comfy and quiet...Jordan rubs Jeff's hair... Jeff says that Jordan will be eating pizza while Jeff is hanging up there dying...Jordan says no, she won't...Porsche says if it's hanging they only have to worry about Dani between the 4 of them...Jeff says he likes his odds Jordan says she didn't put on mascara because if there's water it'll run down her face...palm trees... Bathroom pep talk - love, don’t worry 8:28 - 8:30 PM Jordan and Jeff have been eliminated from the HOH comp...Jeff and Jordan are in the bathroom...Jeff says "your dream's not over yet" (aww)...Jordan is worried...Jeff says "love? ♥ don't worry!"...Jordan says she can't stand her...Jeff says "i know but..." audio cuts off of them, control room...Jordan is saying that Dani just hung on there...Jeff says to not worry, he'll take care of the veto and they'll be all good...Jeff likes it when the odds are against me, trust him, he likes it...Jordan says she's doing it just because...Jeff says good things happen to good people, she'll see, watch, she's gotta keep hope alive...cams switch to the BY but audio is heard...Jeff says that Big Jeff ain't done...Jordan says yeah but when your alliance is depending on you...Jeff says no one is depending on you, don't worry about it...audio cuts off… HN - I already miss you 8:39 - 8:42 PM Post HOH comp time...Jeff and Jordan are in the candy room, Jeff is getting his clothes ready to shower...Jordan holds the door open for Jeff and tells him she wants to talk in the HN room...they go in...Jordan tells Jeff about how Dani approached her after the comp and told her that her and Jeff were not her targets and Jordan said yeah right and Dani swore and promised that they weren't her target anymore so who knows...Jeff says he has the veto, he feels great, he loves this postion, it's go time, he loves this, he feels good, he swears to God... Jordan looks around and says "look at my room", she says now Jeff gets the bed to himself...Jeff says "noooh, I already miss you" Jordan says she's going to lay down, she's so pissed...Jeff says "love, ♥ you did good, don't be pissed, I'm going to rise above this"...Jordan says her arms weren't hurting at all and she thought she was going to do so good...Jeff says you had to keep her hip on there to not use her arms but it doesn't matter, Dani would have outlasted her...Jordan says she felt like she was leaning forward not backwards, she doesn't know, there's no excuse... Jeff says not to worry, he feels good and loves being in this position, he loves it, it's go time and... Jordan says she's so happy, isn't he glad he said 5?...Jeff says he did 5 for his birthday...Jordan thought he did it because she said it...Jeff says he did but it was for his birthday and then if it wasn't the money he would kill her Jordan says at least he got that...Jeff says "yeah, dude, plus more, watch"...Jeff likes being the underdog than on top, he always does better anyway...Jordan says if Brenchel are the target, she can talk herself into being the replacement nominee in case something happens...Jeff says he's going to win, he wasn't meant to win this one, he doesn't feel bad...Jordan says she should've won, she's useless...Jeff says she won an HOH! she can't win them all...Brenchel enter and they say it's their new hangout... Jeff says "yeah man from the penthouse to the outhouse" Kitchen kiss 10:33 PM Feeds switch from the HN room to the kitchen where Jeff has come over to talk to Jordan who is sitting at the table waiting for her next slop pancake that is being made by Shelly...Jeff pokes Jordan as he goes by...they talk inaudibly, Jeff seems concerned about Jordan...they kiss... and then Jeff kisses Jordan's nose lol...he walks away… Kitchen touchy feely 10:36 - 10:40 PM Jeff joins Jordan once again at the kitchen table, they give each other some knowing looks while Jeff eats some chocolate...Jordan seems bummed...Jeff holds his hand up to high five Jordan and they hold hands...Jeff asks if she's hungry?...Jordan says Shelly is making more slop pancakes... Jordan says to Brendon that he's probably hungry...Jeff says to make sure to take his vitamins...a quiet moment and then Jeff bends his head down, Jordan rubs it...they look at each other sweetly Jeff hmm's and says that Jordan has to sleep in the HN room...Jordan says there'll be no one to roll all over Jeff now...Adam says he will...Jordan says to cuddle with Jeff ok? They touch their hands... and then more chatter, Jeff says he took some Tylenol, then he farts and blames it on the guy behind the walls, scumbag! LOL they sing a little Abba and FISH...Jeff says he could jam to a little ABBA, a couple of songs... Brendon says Dancing Queen, he wants to see 16 yr old Jeff dancing to that in his room...FISH again and when they return Jordan has left... Candy room pep talk 10:54 - 11:02 PM Feeds go to Jeff and Jordan laying in bed in the candy room...Jordan says she doesn't care if she goes home...Jeff says she's not going home and neither is he, he doesn't want him to go home either, he's good, he's got that veto, he's not going to sell out like you know B&R are going to start kissing ass big time, he's not doing that...Jordan says she already talked to Dani...Jeff says he's not doing that...Jordan isn't either...Jeff says that if that's her big vendetta on him, then congratulations, she can make a martyr out of him, that's fine, it's her best move to get rid of him but he thinks she has a lot of spite... Jordan tells Jeff that she talked to Dani in passing and Dani told her she/they weren't her targets, she promised, Jordan doesn't believe her...Jeff says they'll see, he still has the veto and he does his best when his back's against the wall, he loves it because it judges the type of person that you are, when you're down and out, that's his favorite, you get to really look at yourself and see who you are, he's not going to be disrespectful, he'll keep it classy and just win, that's all... Jeff tells Jordan to not get down either cuz he's telling her, it's gonna be alright... Jeff says they're going to cut deals and kiss ass and shit, he can't do that but he will do his best...Jordan says well, if she's telling the truth...Jeff says she'll put him and Brendon up...Jordan says she made it seem she was going to put up Brenchel, if she wins the veto then she'll keep her noms the same...Jeff says or backdoor him...they count potential votes...they're not sure about Lawon or Adam... Jordan says Jeff might get lucky, who knows, Julie said there might be a lot more twists coming up so there might be something...Jeff says he wishes America could vote to help Big Jeff out but that would be next week, they won't give it to him middle of the week and he got 10G's which doesn't help him...Jordan says at least he's not a have not...Jordan says she was so mad at Brenchel in the HN room for being all lovey dovey... Jeff says "everything is meant to be, I feel good about staying and if I go there's a reason"...Jordan asks what Jeff will do back home?...Jeff says he wasn't planning on going back home and he still isn't either, he'll worry about it later, there's the veto so don't worry and if Jordan goes up there's no way (she's going)...Jeff doesn't know where Adam stands...Jordan says Shelly has a lot of influence on him... Jordan repeats that she's not kissing anybody's butt...Jeff says he isn't either, that's the problem, he won't backstab Brenchel either...Jordan lays on Jeff's leg and they talk about the HOH comp, Jordan says she couldn't hang on anymore...Jeff knows, it was hard...Jordan asks if he's disappointed?...Jeff says no, she was not going to win, they might as well have handed her the HOH, she was never coming down off there... Jeff asks if Brendon is sleeping with Rachel in there?...Jordan thinks so...Jeff says he would too but there's only 4 beds...Jordan says it's ok, she'll cuddle up to Lawon if she gets cold LOL Farting fun in the candy room 11:01 - 11:04 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the candy room still talking...Jordan says she's got gas and then Jeff says "did you just fart?"...Jordan says yeah, she drank that milk...Jeff covers his face with his shirt saying "eww, fu**ing scumbag! it fu**ing smells like rotten fish" Jordan starts laughing...Jordan sprays some air freshener...Jeff says "man that was nasty!"...Jeff shakes his leg around to air it out and says again that it's rotten fish...Jordan keeps laughing and says to not act like his don't stink...Jeff says they don't really, sometimes they do, but for as much as he farts they don't, it's the silent ones that are killers...Jordan cracks up...Jordan says he heard that one come out...Jeff makes a semi-silent farting noise...Jordan cracks up again... Of course Jeff farts 🥴 Jordan says let's see about that one, it's not gonna stink...Jeff says the follow up one will be silent...Jeff says she's gross because she wants to smell it...Jordan says if it was hot or long it would be...Jeff wonders why he's so gassy? maybe it's the iced tea, he drinks a gallon and a half a day, it's so good so he just pounds it. Candy room talk - hypothetical separation 11:04 - 11:10 PM Candy room chatting continues...Jordan says she's glad Jeff picked 5, Jeff says if he didn't she would have gotten it...Jordan says she didn't want it, she wanted Jeff to have it...Jeff tsks... Jordan says "if we separate by September and we can't talk at all, you're going to be like Jordan who?"...Jeff rolls his eyes saying "yeah I know, you're going to be on tv 3 times a week, what are you talking about? it's going to go by fast"...Jordan pushes saying "I might get out and you have a new girlfriend"...Jeff says "I'll take my 10G's and go to Europe for a month"...Jordan says "get you a European?"...Jeff says "don't be stupid, I'm not going to Europe, you'd be mad"...Jordan asks "why would I be mad?"...Jeff says "I don't know"...Jordan says "I wouldn't be mad if you went"... Jeff says he's not going anywhere so save it, Shelly will work for him...Jordan says she loves her...they talk about what Dani might do...Jordan says they'll see how BFF Dani & Brenchel are...Jeff says they're going to sell out...Jordan says Kalia is in Dani's ear & they talked with her earlier...Jeff says he kinda killed Kalia though...Jordan says it wasn't that bad...Jeff says Brenchel are going to cut a deal and he's not, he's not going to sell out..."Big Jeff's going up like that"...silent looks...Jordan asks if it will be open by tonight?...Jeff says later, it's a lot of clean up...they talk about the comp a little and giggle about how Jeff put pants on thinking it would be cold LOL Jeff says he knew it was going to be like that, he wishes it was a swing, he could have endured that pain...Jordan says it favored girls...Jeff says they should have a bench pressing contest for veto, it's about the same odds They whisper a little more game and then Jeff says it sucked, he doesn't want to complain but it sucked, there was no chance to win...Brendon walks in... Donavon’s movie 11:17 PM Jeff, Brendon & Adam are chatting in the candy room...they are talking about how they drink tea in there when they're on slop...they talk about Christian Bale and how he lost ridiculous amounts of weight for a movie role, Jeff says he heard he only drank coffee with a little skim milk all day...Brendon says he looked gross... Jeff says that his buddy is shooting a movie right now, his own movie, a short film and he lost a ton of weight, he thinks he's like Christian Bale but the movie is going to be good, he saw it, he was supposed to shoot a couple parts for it, who knows he still will if (he's out) next week LOL Brendon says "who knows"

July 26 Long forced vets meeting 12 - 12:33 AM JeJo, Brenchel & Dani have a long, forced vets meeting up in the HOH, they try to figure out what went wrong...it ends up being nothing but tense fake discussions between them. Seal the vets meeting with a hug and kiss 12:34 AM The vets finish up their meeting and decide to hug it out...awkward! When it's Jeff's turn to hug Jordan he sticks his tongue out obviously wanting more than a hug He then kisses Jordan on the cheek... and pinches her butt for good measure. Then Jeff teases Jordan asking if she was hearing any of this?...Jordan says yes she was listening...Jeff then puts his arm around Jordan as they finish up niceties... JeJo kitchen chat 12:56 - 1:13 PM Jeff is in the kitchen getting his breakfast/lunch ready...Jordan finishes up her food & puts her plate away, she asks Jeff if he's been to the pool yet?...Jeff says no...Jeff asks Jordan if she can eat with him upstairs...Jordan says ok...Jeff says then they will go to the pool...Jordan gets herself some sweet tea...palm trees...when feeds return Jordan is uhhhh'ing and says that Jeff hates getting up in the morning...Jeff says he hates it...Jordan comments (about the pan) saying she thinks you drain it...Jeff says "maybe"...Jordan sits at the counter to wait...Jeff cooks... Jeff then tells Jordan he'll be right back, he steps outside and tells Brendon that he's making something to eat and then they can go chat upstairs...Jeff comes back in and tends to his food...Jordan asks "Jeff, did you always cook, like in highschool?"...Jeff says "umm, I don't know"...Jordan says "not really? because after you started liking to cook a lot?"...Jeff says "yeah, I don't remember"...Jordan looks bored out of her mind...Kalia walks in and they exchange some talk...palm trees...more chit chat and then Kalia starts cooking...Jordan yawns lol...more bored talk...Jeff is finishing up his food...more yawning... Jeff leans over the counter & smiles at Jordan...Jordan reciprocates and they exchange a look... Jordan asks "what?"...Jeff playfully says "shut up"...Jordan says her eyeball hurts and Jeff tells her not to touch it...Jordan says it's red...Jeff says it's because she keeps rubbing it...Jordan says it itches...Jeff says to let it go...Jeff finally puts his food on his plate...Kalia asks if Jordan wants coffee?...Jordan says no, she doesn't really drink it, her brother does every morning...feeds switch off them... I don’t mean to be irritated at you 2:27 AM Jeff, Jordan & Brendon are at the pool talking game...Brendon walks away for a sec to get the hose and Jordan says "I'm a little irritated today"...Jeff says "who?...Jordan says "me"...Jeff says "me too love ♥ I don't mean to be irritated at you, I'm just, I want to get through this next week, you know? so if I'm acting like that it's not you, ykwim?...I know I've been distant and not paying attention to you...it's cuz I got so much shit on my mind "...Jordan repeats that she's irritated and they start talking game… What’s wrong with a showmance 4:36 PM Jeff, Brenchel and Dom are having game talk up in the HOH room...they're talking about Dom and Dani and her betrayal wanting Jeff backdoored...Rachel brings up that Dani originally didn't even want to work with Dom and he's fighting for a girl that does this, he really likes her, she's pro-showmance, she had one, Jeff and Jordan did...Jeff cracks up and Dom says "hold up! hold up!"...Dom says he's being 100% honest with her, the only people he's been able to play with are the girls, he's not trying to have a showmance, he's not done anything with any girl, he would never have a showmance, he has a girlfriend at home, he would never do that... Jeff says "what's wrong with a showmance?" 😉 LOL Dom says nothing, he still has a girlfriend at home...Jeff says he's just joking...Dom says he'll play the game, flirt with them, flash a smile...Jeff says "big Dom!...big Dom Juan" game talk continues... Jordan, you’re cute 4:47 PM Jordan comes up to the HOH room where Dom has been pleading his case to Brendon, Rachel & Jeff...she walks in and Jeff says "Ello love!" ♥ ...Jordan says she was wondering where they all were...Jeff says he'll go downstairs with her, they're done talking...Jordan says she's been outside talking to Adam about heavy metal, actually Adam is a romantic person, who would've thought?...Jeff says "Jordan, you're cute" ♥ they leave with Dom saying thanks to Big Jeff...Jeff says thank you, for real… Elliptical touch 5:23 PM Jeff is just starting to work out on the elliptical...Jordan comes over from the hot tub area and walks towards Jeff...she says something inaudible which makes Jeff say "yeah!" and then she touches Jeff's inner leg, Jeff stops her or lifts it higher, not sure .... but she says "Jayeff!", Jeff laughs and Jordan walks inside… Jordan & Kalia chat - things have changed 6:48 - 6:55 PM Jordan and Kalia talk in the candy room...Kalia notices a change in their friendship...Jordan tries to placate her but it's obvious that she doesn't feel the same way about her anymore because of her finding out that Kalia knew about the plan to backdoor Jeff...fascinating to see Jordan fight for and defend her man, she also tells Kalia she's being annoying LOL Sweaty hugs/quick game talk 6:59 - 7:06 PM Jordan has just finished styling her hair, she goes outside to the BY where Jeff is working out (she looks gorgeous in black btw)...Jeff says "hey sexy" ...Jordan says "hey"...Jeff asks "what's up?"...Jordan says "nothing"...Jeff says "you're bored?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's... They share a sweaty hug at the workout bench Jeff says he's dry now...Jordan starts patting Jeff to let go of his cute grip on her, he mmm's and says he's tired ...she says the camera's are right on them...Jeff says "there's always a camera on you"...Jordan sits on the bench with Jeff and says that she heard the camera rotating quickly because someone said "come here" in the other room and she thought it was him for a second...Jeff asks who was it? in the kitchen?...Jordan says no, she heard it in their room, she was putting on makeup... Jordan doesn't know who it was but it was coming from the HN room...Jordan then tells Jeff about the talk she had with Kalia and how she was getting aggravated with her, Kalia told Jordan she felt like she was used to get a vote (first week) and Jordan told her she wasn't used, Kalia said she missed talking to her, their friendship and Jordan told her that someone (name unsaid) was trying to backdoor her & Jeff, Kalia (lied) and said that if she knew that she would have told Jordan and Jordan told her that after this they'll still be friends, she told Kalia she was being quiet because she was observing people and she wasn't just being quiet with her. Some banter with Adam and then Jordan continues...Kalia said that things were weird now and Jordan told her that's the game, it's like that from here on out and Jordan has to be careful with what she says, Kalia said that things were different now with her and Jeff, they don't talk anymore...Jeff says that he wants to tell her it's because she was in on the backdooring thing...Jordan knows and says she was going to bring Jeff over to talk because she didn't want to say anything wrong...Jeff says she did good and Kalia is lying to his face and he'll tell her that...Jordan says she told her to quit talking about it because it was aggravating her...Jeff says you did?...Jordan says she did, it was getting on her nerves. Jeff does another set real quick...Jeff says Kalia is scared because she's playing both sides...Jordan says she's wiping her makeup off...Jordan notices the camera again...Jeff says if he wins he's putting her up...Jeff says he likes Jordan's shirt, it's good material LOL Jordan says she got it at the Gap for $5...Jeff says "even better", she got some good deals...Jordan says "I told you!" Jordan says Kalia is freaking out now and Dom said "that" and she was like aww, that little boy...Jeff says that he told Dom upstairs that he's freaking cool, he wanted to kick it with him all summer, we all agreed, Dani fu**ed him over big time...Jordan asks if Dom's mad?...Jeff says yeah he's mad at her in the game but is still her friend and he can't understand that, Dani ran him over, backed up and ran over him again and shows no remorse and Dom said he's catching the blame for it, he shouldn't go home for it and Jeff told him to not be mad at them, they wanted to keep him...Jeff says that Dom went along with Dani because he thought JJ & BR were split, he told him he got fu**ed, Jordan and him love him and wanted him to stay, if he's mad at anyone be mad at her because he was 100% cool with them and he was going to backdoor him so he's not getting his vote. Jeff starts joking around with Adam and Dom and Jordan goes to leave...Jeff asks where she's going?...Jordan asks if Jeff wants her to hang out?...Jeff says yeah, he's bored...Jordan looks at her shirt and says she has to get the spots out...Jeff says the cum stains off?...Jordan jaw drops haha...Jeff says "no!"...Jordan says "never!"...they hug with Jeff saying "I wish". One last butt squeeze and Jordan leaves saying she'll be right back...Jeff says "ok stupid" Las Vegas stories 7:19 - 7:26 PM Jeff, Jordan & Lawon (with Rachel on the elliptical) share some Vegas stories out in the BY...Jeff explains a typical day in Vegas but he's too animated to describe properly Lawon says he stayed the last time in that new hotel Aria, it's fabulous, they partied, they dropped their bags off, changed clothes and literally did not get back to their room until 10 the next morning...they talk about nightclubs...Rachel says some of the nightclubs close at 4 or 6am, they won't close if people are in there buying alcohol, then they hit up Dre's, etc...Jeff says it's unreal, he can't take it, he can take it for a day or two maybe three...Lawon says his max is two days...Jeff says "me too"...Lawon says after that he's ready to go home, he's irritable... Jeff says then you're on the plane going through withdrawals like a junkie, you have to detox for 2 days, it's a nightmare...Jordan says she knows whenever Jeff has been really drunk wherever he's at because she'll answer her phone and he'll say "OMG I died last night!...and no, I tried to go home...and Tony wanted to go out" LOL Jeff says he just went to Vegas, he was drinking all day, he got wasted and his buddy didn't really drink so he took a cab by himself, he was outta there and called Jordan (animated Jeff ) by himself in the room...Jordan says they talked about everything and then she could tell when Tony was back in the room because it's awkward to talk when someone is there so Jeff just said "alright love ♥, I'll just call you tomorrow" Jeff says those clubs are so big, he thinks they were in the club in Paris, it's an outside club...between palm trees Rachel remembers it's called Eden...Jeff tells the story of how he was lost in that club for 20 minutes, he wanted to get out of there and couldn't find the way through the crowded club, he can't take it anymore, he just wants to kill people...Adam joins in on the conversation...they talk about how it's non stop drinking...palm trees... Jeff tells the story about a pool party at midnight, it was a rave and people were jumping in the pool in shorts, it's crazy dude...they talk about ways to go to Vegas eg. with a group vs going as a couple...Lawon and Adam talk about the drinks and how excessive they are...Jeff says the sweet drinks make him sick, those are Miami Vice's?...Rachel says yeah...Jeff says he drank those by the pool, they were rollin'...more animated Jeff when he says that you keep drinking them because they're sweet and you're hot and then the bill comes and it's $2000 LOL you pay with what seems like fake money, chips and then you get home and you're like "OMG my bank account wtf!"...Adam says he remembers waiting until midnight to take out more money because of your daily limit...Jeff says yeah, him too, it's disgusting, he can only take 2 days... They talk about how huge the hotels are and how deceiving the time is it takes to walk between hotels...Jeff says at the MGM if you forget something in your room you're not going to go back to get it because it's 2 blocks away in the hotel...Jordan says to Jeff, can you imagine Stephanie going with us to Vegas?...Jeff says it would be crazy...Jordan says her friend is the best, she gets along with everybody, she can make friends with anybody...palm trees... No cash rant 8:50 - 8:52 PM Feeds switch to the kitchen where Jeff and Jordan are chatting with the other HG's...they're talking about who pays for what in their relationship (obviously) because Jeff says "she doesn't offer...check this out, she carries NO cash with her, zero cash all the time, we go on vacation, zero cash, I'm like gimme 5 for this guy (and she says) I got no cash, I'm like if you don't fu**ing cash next time I'm getting pissed off, no cash, never, never, never, she doesn't know that you have to tip fu**ing people at the airport, the cab rides here, she's like OMG I spent $4 today, I'm down $300 taking $70 cabs from the airport, we went to Vancouver, I'm like you gotta a 20 for this guy, I don't have cash, never cash! then I'll pay for dinner $200 I'll go get a hot dog for 50 cents, there'll be a sale, hot dogs for 50 cents, she'll be like, oh no no, I got lunch...I get so pissed off" Jordan protests from the sink area LOL Adam says girls are supposed to make that fake offer...Jeff says he doesn't mind paying but listen he cannot stand the no cash thing, he can't take it...Adam says he would have never guessed LOL Jeff says they go to the ATM and in Vegas it was $4 to take money out and she took out only $40, their taxi ride was $80, in Vancouver it was $70, she took out $40! what is this 1920? LOL Jordan says "but that's why he loves me" (huh? ) Jeff repeats he doesn't mind paying but he hates the no cash thing...Jordan says he yells at me all the time...Jeff says it drives him insane...the others start talking about the no cash thing and then Jeff gets up to put his dishes away...not on camera but Jeff and Jordan banter a little with Jeff asking if she'll have cash next time...Jordan says no...Jeff says what?...then Jeff squeezes her and asks if she's going to wash his dish?...Jordan says no, why should she...another what? and then a little kiss is heard off camera... Matching couples cuteness/colonics 9:28 - 9:40 PM A bunch of the HG's are outside chatting in the BY...Jeff is sitting on the couch...Jordan comes out and joins the group and heads towards Jeff...Jeff asks her "coming over here love?" ♥ Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "you wanna snuggle?" Jordan sits down... Jeff makes that cute mmm sound and then Jeff tickles Jordan's neck... Jordan squees and then kisses Jeff's neck... Jordan asks if it tickles?...Jeff says a little...Jordan leans her head into Jeff's shoulder...Jeff laughs at something Lawon does... They tell Rachel looks good in her glasses...they talk about being nerds and to embrace it, we all are a little nerdy...Jordan says Jeff likes facials...Jeff says he's never had one but he's not scared to talk about them, he wants to get one...Jeff says he likes masks...Jordan says they both want to get colonics when they get out of there 🤨 They start talking about colonics, Rachel has had one and describes what the procedure is like with Jeff asking questions as she goes along, this takes awhile lol ...Jeff doesn't want them lookin at his hairy butthole, maybe he'll get Jordan to shave it LOL Jordan says that's one thing she won't do...they talk about smoking and Jordan says she's told Jeff he has to quit smoking...Rachel moves over to where J&J are to get away from Adam's smoke... Rachel says that they should do it but she's heard that the other type that she didn't do can cramp you up more...Jeff says they're going...Jordan wants to do a couples one...Jeff says Jordan loves that, it's like down time for her...Jordan says they're both not embarrassed about stuff like that...Jeff says they'll be laughing the whole time...Jordan says she'll be like "ewww Jeff! that's gross"...Jeff says "don't get grossed out"...Jordan says he can't get grossed out with hers...Jeff jokingly says he'll break up with her... Jordan says "stop"...Jeff says his will be really weird...Jordan says she'll be kind of scared...Rachel says you don't want to see that stuff...Jeff says he's telling them, Jordan loves it... Jordan whispers to Jeff about when to get one done and Jeff says they should get one out here, everyone gets them here...Jordan says everyone gets them done everywhere else, not just LA...Porsche says it's super popular in LA along with butt bleaching Jeff says wtf does he need that done for?...Porsche says she's just saying it's popular… JeJo dual DR 9:43 PM Just before the 9:44pm mark Jordan and Jeff are called twice into the DR...Jeff and Jordan walk into the house laughing, the others give them a hard time saying "a dual one?"...Brendon says they have to go in and do a colonics talk, can you imagine?...Jeff says "I know!"...Dom says "colonic DR's? that's gross"...Jordan says that's what they were talking about outside...Dom says something about them matching...Jordan says no, they have to change their shirts...Dom says to go in matching like that… Shelley tells Jordan how Jeff was looking at her 10:24 PM Shelley, Kalia and Dani are sitting on the BY couches talking...Jordan joins them...not sure why but Shelly starts talking about Jeff and Jordan to Jordan, she says that they're so cute together and today Jordan was working out and Jeff was laying out, he totally watched you non-stop, it was AH-DORABLE...Shelly says she was sitting on the couch and watched him and he had his head turned watching her, it wasn't for 3 seconds and he'd turn back and watch, when she was doing leg lifts and she switched positions, he was totally watching you for a long time and the thought that seriously went through her head was "I'm going to marry that girl, that real serious face, it was sweet"...Jordan aww's...Shelly says it was super sweet, it really was, they had to have gotten it on camera, it was cute, it really was, he wasn't smiling, he was just straight faced, it was sweet, she could tell he was looking at someone he really cared about and then someone said something and she thought he would turn away but he kept looking, it was a long time, like several minutes, it was sweet, it was like he was so proud of her for being self-motivated and doing that every day, he loved it, she hopes Jordan gets to see it, it was adorable, someone will capture it and put it in a picture. Secret smiles 11:01 PM Jordan lays down in the candy room and tries to take a nap but can't help smiling secretly about something...maybe what Shelly had just told her right before this about Jeff watching Jordan so sweetly while she worked out? Who knows... Bedtime - Mmm, Kay love 11:52 - 11:59 PM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan laying in bed in the candy room...Jordan is saying that she came back to lay down there when they were all playing pool...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says she's not in the mood to talk to everyone...Jeff says "I'm going to stick it to Kalia too, fu**in follower"... Jordan says for Jeff to go up to the HOH (to study) and then he can go over it with her...Jeff says ok...Jordan asks what's wrong?...Jeff says nothin...Jordan asks if he's mad she's not going up there?...Jeff says no, he's not...Jordan says she already made his bed up so he can just get right in there...Jeff says "thank you, it feels nice"...Jordan says "doesn't it? it's just quiet, quiet time"...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says Rachel tried to talk game to her but she didn't feel like talking about it...Jordan signals Jeff she wants a kiss and they do... Jordan turns to her side asking if Jeff is sleepy?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan turns back and says she wants to get to bed early knowing they'll be on lockdown tomorrow...Jeff doesn't understand why that matters...Jordan asks if Jeff won in pool and he says yes...Jordan grabs Jeff's arm, he wants her to rub...Jordan giggles saying she meant to hold it not rub it but she's just kidding, she takes Jeff's arm and rubs it in silence for a long while... Jeff takes his arm away finally saying "mmm, kay love" ♥

July 30 Purple room chat - Jeff’s Ma & flying 12:06 - 12:09 AM Brief convo between Jeff and Jordan in the purple room...feeds come back to Jordan saying "she won't"...Jeff says he told his dad that if he makes it to final 2, he better get mom on that plane...Jordan says she will, if Jeff's in the final 2 she will, that will give her the motivation to go...Jeff says if Jeff makes it to the final 2 on the last show, she'll start driving to California (omg! lol)...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "for real"...Jordan says she needs something to make her tune out, like a Xanax or something...Jeff says "or have a couple of glasses of wine"...Jordan says that will knock her out and then the plane ride will be real fast...Jeff says "otherwise my poor dad has to drive all the way to California"...Jordan says "they wouldn't do that would they? they would drive?"...Jeff says yeah they would, he used to have games in Michigan, Indiana, all over and they would drive all the way there... Jordan says that's cute...Jeff says they had nothing to do (then) but his dad would probably plan stuff, like go to the Grand Canyon but he bets they would...Jordan says she can't say anything because her grandpa would get on a plane but her grandma you'd have to really talk her into, she'd be really tense and uncomfortable, they need to get them to fly out of Chicago together, his dad and her grandpa could talk them down. Jeff says well, it's going to be harder for him to make it to final 2 then it would be to get her on a plane...Jordan says "you don't know that"...Jeff starts gesturing for Jordan to zip her lip and lock it...Jordan zips it...Jeff makes a fist and points at her...Jordan laughs and then gets called to the DR... Purple room - Jeff tries to rank Jordan 12:31 - 12:38 AM Jeff tries to play a prank on Jordan while she's in the DR...he sets up a "fake Jeff" laying on the bed in the purple room complete with his own hoody... Adam walks in and they giggle about it, he gives him some advice...they mess around with it some more and then Rachel & Porsche walk by...Rachel falls for it, Porsche says it's just pillows Jeff adjusts it some more and then they go get Brendon...Brendon, after little hesitation isn't buying it either, he thinks they expected him to believe it's Jeff?...Jeff says it's Big Jeff...Adam says it's Little Jeff...Brendon says that Big Jeff is kind of lumpy LOL... Jeff adjusts it again...Jeff says Jordan for sure will fall for it...they discuss some more and then after final inspection Jeff leaves the room...cams never return to Jordan... ...unfortunately he puts the "body" laying face down and when Jordan walks into the room she instantly knows it's fake because Jeff just doesn't lay down like that. Good try Jeff! It was amusing to watch... HN room DR confession 12:58 - 1 AM Jeff and Brenchel are talking game about Dani in the HN room...Jordan and Porsche walk in...Jordan says she didn't fall for Jeff's prank (pillow Jeff in the purple room)...she knew right away it wasn't Jeff because Jeff wouldn't lay like that, he would never lay like that Jordan says that America is going to think she's the most disgusting person ever...they ask why?...Jordan says the DR asked her so, tell us about your farts...Jeff says "they said that!?"...Jordan says yeah how bad are they?...control room LOL... HN room kiss & butt squeeze 1:01 AM Feeds return to the HN room...Jeff is standing up now and Jordan is on her knees on the bed while the others are laying down...Adam is there dancing around all elf like... Jordan opens her arms wide and they hug...Jordan kisses Jeff repeatedly while Jeff squeezes her butt with one hand... and then goes in for a two hander Jordan protests no and they start talking about the smelly fart Brendon did... Cam 1 angle of the hug and kiss Metal room cute moment 1:09 AM Jordan leaves the bathroom where she has been talking game to Shelly, she walks into the metal room where Jeff is sitting on the dresser...Jordan puts herself between Jeff's legs and Jeff leans his head into Jordan's back...Jordan chats with the other HG's while patting and rubbing Jeff's legs...Jordan asks who's tired?...Jeff mumbles Vit Tan Don 😜 Jeff asks if Jordan will scratch his back to make him tired...Jordan says she will but he can't fall asleep...Jeff says if he does, sorry...shared smiles...Jeff then leaves to take a pee… Game talk before sleep “I know love” 1:24 - 1:35 AM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan in separate beds in the candy room (Jordan is changing)...Jeff says his biceps are sore but he's alright...Jeff says that's his injury report and his feelings are a little hurt but they're a bit better about the backdoor...Jordan gets in bed and  they whisper game, keeping Brendon over Rachel and scenarios for the following week...Jordan feels the only person in their way is Dani...Jeff says if Rachel is gone this week then Dani next then they can pick off the floaters but it's a long way away and they have to make it through this week...Jordan gets up and sits on the other bed to change again...control room...Jordan stands up saying it's not good to sleep in thongs, it can give you infections...Jordan feels like she hasn't lost any weight...Jeff sings "ooh that booty so scandalous" (thong song LOL) Jordan sits back in bed and they talk more game...Jordan says she feels bad because they are where they are now because Rachel won stuff and she feels bad if she has nowhere to go...Jeff says yeah, what is he supposed to do leave?...Jordan says "no, you're with me"  Jeff says if they backdoor Dani it'll be the first dishonest thing they did...Jordan says there are a lot more twists...Jeff wonders what if they backdoor her and she gets a power?...they don't think she'll get a power from America...Jeff says unless they're being edited as assholes, they're not assholes right? LOL Brenchel look worse than them...Jordan says Jeff is always cutting up with everybody...Jeff says he cuts everybody up in the HOH, that's his therapy room...Jordan says America is going to think she's disgusting...Jeff thinks the whole house is disgusting...Jordan leans forward for a kiss and says "no?"...they kiss... Jeff asks "feel better?"...Jordan nods yes...Jeff says "good"...Jordan says "I wish I could just sleep in here"...Jeff says "I know love" ♥...Porsche walks in and they chat... Big Jeff Big friends 1:35 AM Jordan, Jeff & Porsche are in the candy room chatting...Jordan tells them to turn off the light, she wants to get sleepy...Jeff, who for some reason is fixing his hair lol, says he's doing "Big Jeff's hair"...Porsche asks "Big Jeff? is your hair done?"...Jeff says "Big Jeff is good to go, it's as good as it gets"... Porsche turns off the light and they settle in...Jeff says that people are going to think that Big Jeff is a dork for talking about himself in the 3rd person but really it's a joke...Porsche says only Jeff's Big friends...Jeff says he hopes people get it, that it's just his BIg friends that do it... Porsche says that Big Jeff's Big friends will get it...Jeff says his Big friends will really appreciate it...Porsche says "they will?"...Jeff says "yeah, Big Jim, Big E and Big Ethan when we get outta here, Big Serge...my Chicago friends are gonna be jealous"...Porsche says Jeff "bigged it up"...Jeff says "yeah" and then starts to say something about his phone having a bunch of...(I'm assuming contacts with "Big" lol) and feeds cut out... Morning neck kiss 10:19 AM Jordan is in their bed in the candy room...Jeff comes in and gets in bed saying "hey lover"...he gives Jordan a neck kiss… Jeff is pissed about his POV loss 3:17 - 3:31 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen and head to the purple room to vent about Jeff losing the POV...Jeff says "what a dumb fu**ing answer, what a fu**ing idiot...what was I thinking"...Jeff says he was thinking about going head to head with Brendon and totally forgot about Porsche (easy to do LOL)...Jordan says don't worry about it...Jeff says he is worried about it because that veto was his to win and he dropped it...Jordan says Jeff needs to work on Brendon...Jeff says he's not working on anybody, they can do their own thing...Jeff says "fu**ing so stupid, so stupid"...Jordan says there's nothing he can do about it now...Jeff repeats what he did wrong, it was so dumb...Jeff exhales...Jordan says Jeff almost had it... Jordan says they think they're both staying, that's how happy they are now...Jordan says Dani can put her up which is fine...Jeff says "is she?"...they talk about soaking himself in the competition...Jordan says to not worry about it...Jeff says the answer was dumb, he didn't think about Porsche writing an answer, he forgets she's even in this house...Jordan says Dani saw her pissed face, she's for sure going to be put up...Jeff says it shouldn't have come down to this, that's what makes him sick...Jordan says he would've won...Jeff says no shit, he thought golf was next and he thought 18 seconds in his head, tsk, fu**ing so stupid, omg, he's such an idiot, he deserves to go home... Jordan says that she screwed up on the puzzle and he screwed up on this so they're even...Jeff says thanks Jordan...Jordan asks if his legs are fine?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan asks if they hurt?...Jeff says no... Jordan says it's obvious that one of them are Dani's targets...Jeff says are they? everything changes every second in there, they could go up to her and cut a deal to put somebody up...Jordan says one of them has to stay on the block...Jeff says what if they backdoor him and tell Lawon and Kalia to vote her way...Jeff asks wtf was he thinking? all he was thinking is he wanted to put his fate into his own hands, he screwed up because of Porsche, all he needed was another 2 seconds, that was his veto, this fu**ing sucks, he's so pissed right now... Jordan says it's out of her hands now, she feels like they'll be fine...Jeff hates he can't control it...Jordan says they're going to be walking around smiling and happy...Jeff says "I fu**ing hate losing"...Jordan says listen, Kalia won't vote their way, there's no way she'll vote for Rachel...Jeff says it shouldn't have come to this, he should have won straight up...Jordan says he should've but he didn't, it's not in his hands so if it's meant to be that they're together this summer it will happen, if not...Jeff knows but he's just pissed, he knows he should've won, this isn't how it should've gone, his stupid fu**ing mistake... Jordan says that if Dani didn't care she wouldn't have come up to her saying they'll talk...Jeff says that's fine but he has to rely on someone for his safety, he gets it, it's not the way he likes to throwdown, fumble on the 1 yard line, it's your fault, not anyone elses...Jeff says his hands got bashed by that grill...they talk about the comp...Jeff says he fu**ing really choked...Jordan says they all do...Jeff says he doesn't choke (umm BB11 POV final 6? lol) Jeff says they shouldn't have won... Jordan says she has to shower...Jeff says he's going to beat himself up about this one...Jordan says it was real, real close, she thought he had it...Jeff says if had gotten wet the first time he would've had it...Jordan agrees...Jordan says if Dani puts Jeff up then they know they can't trust her, if she puts up herself then they know they can...Jeff knows he can work on votes but he's just pissed he gave it away, it was stupid, so dumb...Jordan says it's over so quit beating himself up about it...Jordan leaves Jeff to stew alone... Cheer up LR kiss 5:21 PM Jordan has just finished pooping, she has diarrhea  ...Jeff comes in to check on her and they both walk out together heading towards the candy room...Jeff asks her if she's just not happy about her diarrhea or something else?...Jordan walks ahead saying no...Jeff says "where you going?"...Jordan says "I'm here"...Jeff says "I'm bohred"...they kiss... Jordan says "cheer up"...Jeff mumbles he should've won, is she sick of hearing him talk about it?...Jordan says yes he is...Jeff says he's sick of her  they go into the candy room... Candy room - JeJo & Kalia talk game 5:22 - 5:44 PM Jeff and Jordan head into the candy room to talk game...Kalia is in there, they chat .. Some chit chat about chapstick, deodorant & lotions and then Kalia asks them about how their jury house was?...Jordan doesn't know because she never was in there  Jeff describes it saying it was just a big mansion...Kalia says that Dani said hers was so amazing...Jeff then goes into more detail saying it had a pool with a rock waterslide, a small pitch and putt golf course, a workout room upstairs, a giant kitchen, a giant big screen tv for movies, it had hoops out back too, it had 8 bedrooms...Kalia says Dani said they had a chef & a masseuse  Jeff says he doesn't know everything because he wasn't in there that long, he thinks they did say they had a chef come in at one point... Game talk commences and it's very difficult to hear at times, the whispering is incredible!... Short hammock time 7:30 - 7:33 PM Jordan joins Jeff in the hammock and they have a short talk between palm trees...Jordan asks what's on Jeff's mind?...Jeff says "nothing, same thing"...Jeff is bummed... Jordan says she just has to talk to Adam and make sure she has his vote...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says she has to make sure he's good, others are hanging around them to make sure they don't talk and Rachel keeps looking at her (it's Jordan vs Brendon on the block)...more silence & feeds switch… Jeff liked Jordan’s bangs 9:23 - 9:26 PM Jeff and Adam are talking about the veto comp...Jordan is sitting by them fussing with her hair and pulling the front wisps forward...Jeff looks at her and says "you should've cut bangs...Jordan says hmm?...Jeff says "I like your bangs?"...Jordan says "you did?"...Jeff nods yes...Jordan says "I knew you said you did...I felt like I looked weird with them"...Jordan fusses some more saying it looks funny with this part...Adam and Jeff talk about hair and then Shelly comes over saying Jordan would look really good with her hair parted down the middle...Jeff says that Jordan never changes her hairstyle ever...Shelly says she should try while she's in here...Jordan says she has a cowlick but 2 years ago when she had bangs they were thin, this time they would have to be thick...Shelly bets it would look good because of her face...Jeff says "she looked good, I have a picture and it's good"...Jordan goes on to describe how hard her bangs were to style and what they were like… Adam Levine - relax 9:31 PM Jordan is talking to Shelly about the show "The Voice", they both agree Christiina Aguilera looks trashy and harsh...Shelley says she loves the guy from Maroon 5 Adam Levine, she loves him Jordan says he's very nice looking...Jeff, who is sitting next to Jordan eating, without skipping a beat, says "relax" Let it cool down hug 10:07 - 10:09 PM Jordan is sitting at the kitchen table, she goes over to the stove to get her slop creation...Jeff, who has sat on the counter says "wait, love, let it cool down"...Jordan walks over to where Jeff is and says "sorry"...she pats Jeff's legs and rubs them...Jeff says to let that stuff cool down, she was going to burn her face off...they hug... Jeff says "love, look at my hands"...Jordan says it looks bad...Jeff says they're like little silly putty's in there...Jordan says she has callouses too...Jordan walks away... Drunk after BB11 10:28 PM Jeff, Jordan and Kalia are chatting in the kitchen...Kalia says their tolerance for wine and liquor gets really low in the BB house...Jeff says you get fu**ed up when you get out of there...Kalia says "I bet"... Jeff says to Jordan that the one night they got out of there, he drank a bunch of beers and he was "roped"...Jordan says "you mean that night we were..." Jeff says "no, yeah, well that night too" Jordan says "me and him were both whirrrrr" Jeff says "that was like the 2nd or 3rd night" Jordan says "2nd night"...giggle Jeff says "yes!" Jordan says "I remember that easily" Kalia says "you're like, that's when I knew" Kalia says she's going to a bar immediately...Jordan says she's going to a Mexican restaurant, Jeff's either coming with her or she's going without him... Jordan feels bad Part 1 11:57 PM Jeff and Jordan head into the candy room to talk...Jeff says "just relax for a fu**ing minute"...Jordan says "me?"...Jeff says "no, me, everyone"...Jordan says that's what happens when you're trapped in here...Jordan notices Jeff's leg looks bad...Jeff says it's just a scrape, his hands hurt more...Jordan says she feels bad, she feels trapped, she feels bad for everybody...Jeff says Dani is going a little crazy storming off too...they talk about Rachel being back there because of the comment Dani made... Jordan says she wishes Jeff had just won (the POV) to get it overwith, ykwim?...Jeff knows what she means...Jordan says she doesn't mean it in a bad way, she just feels bad because of what Rachel said, Rachel asked J&J to not turn on Brendon, Jordan told her that she's a target and that J&J never get to see each other and they did this to spend the summer together and that makes her feel like crap, for her to say that it's just nice. Jeff says they haven't railroaded them...Jordan feels bad...Jeff says they'll take the deal and then railroad it...n

July 29 “You’re the one that I want” dance 12:30 AM Jeff and Jordan are sitting in the LR chatting with the other HG's about carnivals and fun houses...Jeff pulls Jordan's ponytail to get her attention and starts singing "You're the one that I want", he does a little body dance and asks Jordan if she remembers that scene in Grease? (cute!) Jeff has put his leg up over Jordan's chair, she pats and starts rubbing his leg...they talk about fried food at the fairs...Jordan says the best are funnel cakes...Jeff says funnel cakes are your daily intake of calories Jordan does something that makes Jeff asks what? is that about his toes?...Jordan says no, he has nice feet...Jeff asks what she's laughing at?...Jeff sings "You're the one that I want" and he does his little dance again, he says "remember when they were holding their jeans?"...Jordan giggles Jeff fake humps Jordan 1:34 AM Jeff walks over to Jordan and fake humps her by the fridge. Jordan tells Jeff she made his bed for him Jeff makes a pouty face (because she's a HN) JeJo Rachel & Porsche strategy session 1:35 - 1:48 AM Jeff and Jordan head to the purple room...Jeff is doing a little sweeping of the bed when Rachel joins them and they strategize over how to approach Dani...Porshce joins a few minutes later...game talk continues… Kitchen butt grab 1:35 AM Jordan grabs Jeff's butt...(38 times and counting )...they decide to go to the purple room... JeJo are confused 2:33 - 2:36 AM Feeds switch to the candy room...Porsche is sitting on JeJo's bed telling them about Rachel's meeting with Dani...Jeff is confused, he says it's too much telephone, he doesn't even want to talk about to be honest with her, he doesn't even know what's going on...Porsche mumbles something and then asks if they care if she's going to bed? do they want to talk?...Jordan says she's fine, they're just going to lay there...Brendon pops in asking if they're going to bed?...Jeff and Jordan say no, they're just laying there...Brendon whispers to Porsche about the same thing then Brendon says to JeJo that he doesn't even know, Dani is still the same, she hasn't changed so he doesn't know where they're at...they all giggle and say Brendon gave them the short version...Jeff says wtf is everyone talking about? they're going up and we'll talk tomorrow, everyone is being weird...Brendon says that Porsche had him all freaked out with thinking Dani overheard...Jeff says he told Porsche what the hell was she talking about?...Porsche asks "you don't think so?"...Brendon doesn't think so...Jeff says to not talk about it...Jordan says Rachel got nowhere?...Brendon says if she wants to put them up, put them up and then she'll be gone at the 1st opportunity, it's not rocket science LOL Brendon says if she chooses to turn on the 4 people that had her back then so be it so whatever...Porsche says there's a way longer version that's way more confusing...Jeff says he didn't understand what the f**k Porsche was saying...Brendon says goodnight and leaves...Jordan says "I still don't get what's going on"...Jeff says "me neither" LOL Silence and then feeds switch Jordan can smell it or use it/goodnight kiss 3:48 - 4 AM The feeds follow Rachel & Porsche who are walking from the bathroom to the HN room where Jeff and Jordan are hanging out with Adam...Jeff bugs Porsche about what she had been babbling about before, that didn't make any sense & when she still can't explain what she was talking about, Jeff looks at Jordan with this face (Insert pic) haha Jeff comments that it's chilly in the room...Adam is bouncing a ball around the room...Rachel comes in and they giggle at her lisp (from her retainer)...Jeff gets up and leaves the room...he comes back in with his hoody for Jordan and she says "aww thanks"...Jeff lays it on her pillow very neatly and says "now you can smell me or you can use it" Jeff then changes his mind about something, picks up the hoody, smells it and walks out again...FISH...when the feeds return Jeff's hoody is back on Jordan's pillow and they are all laughing about the movie Billy Madison...FISH...movie talk...FISH...more movie talk...FISH...Triumph the Insult Dog talk...Adam gets in trouble from BB for propping the door open, he shuts it...FISH...they talk about the Elf costume and more goofy movie and Chris Farley talk...FISH... Jeff squeezes Jordan's leg...Jordan says "you going to bed?"...Jeff says "I'm thinking about it"...Jordan sits up and says "ok goodnight"...they giggle about Brendon's gross toe and then Jordan pulls on Jeff's arm to let him know that she wants to kiss him...they kiss goodnight Adam says goodnight...they start discussing Brendon's toe and then the feeds reset… Jeff’s aspirations/JeJo in LA 4:03 - 4:11 AM JeJo, Brenchel & Porsche continue talking in the HN room after the feeds reset...Jordan asks why does everybody that is on BB moves out to LA wanting to be actors and models?...Jeff says "that's the only reason why I don't want to move back here"...Brendon says "you don't wanna be that guy"...Jeff says "I fu**ing don't wanna be that guy"...Jeff says that the production company he works for, that he did that thing for tells him to come out there so they can have him all the time... Rachel says if you want to be a legit actor or a legit host or something, she gets it, move to LA because that's where the jobs are...Jeff says if he moves he'll be one of "those guys" and he can't stand those guys...Brendon says Jeff has hosting experience now, he hosted his own show, it's different, Rachel talked about doing something along those lines but more science oriented, you put together a hosting reel for hosting jobs not acting jobs... Rachel says if he's legit and it's what he's always wanted to do, who cares what other people think...Jeff says he's over that but it's people asking him why he's doing that...Brendon says he has a different story...Rachel says others do it for fame, he's doing it for a job...Brendon says c'mon they're all doing BB for half a million dollars, he's going this so he can pay off bills for the next 5 years...Jeff says that'd be so sweet...Jordan says pay for your wedding & honeymoon... Brendon says if Jeff has the opportunity to transition into something real then do it, get an agent that focuses on hosting type jobs not acting...Jeff says he already met with agents out there...Rachel asks if Jeff wants to do acting?... Jeff says he likes hosting and would love to get into production because you can't be on camera forever, he'd love to be on camera but as long as he's in the business, he doesn't need to be, he doesn't think he'll ever be an actor because he's not the best actor, he'll take small roles and commercials, things like that, he did that his whole life but if he could get into some production things and get a job in the business, he'd like that too because sales is not what he's meant to do, it's not for him, he knows 100% he doesn't want to do that and he knows he loves this business... Brendon says he has a good opportunity to transition but he has to strike while the iron is hot...Jeff says it's VERY hard to transition from reality because people give you no respect, he does have other opportunities to do that so he knows it's a little different for him... Brendon says in LA you have to treat it like it's a full time job...Jeff knows...Rachel asks if Jeff's been doing it a long time?...Jeff says since he graduated college, 10 years but he's always worked...Rachel says he's not "that guy"...Jeff knows but...Brendon says he knew he liked science, psychics but he needed to figure out exactly what he wanted to do and Jeff does too... Jeff says BB did open a lot of doors, he did small stuff but it did open doors for him so he's thankful for that Rachel says he's great on camera so he'll go far...Jeff says "like I said, I don't need to be on camera"...Jeff looks at Jordan and says "we'll see, we'll see what happens, first things first...." Brendon says first thing is one of them needs to win BB...Jeff says "let's focus at the task at hand"...Jordan says "then he's got to figure out what to do with me" Jeff closes his eyes and sighs...shoot me now LOL Jordan giggles...Rachel says "move to Santa Monica Jordan, we can hang out all the time!"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says "I know"...Jeff says "if one of us win, we can get a little pad by the beach, that's what I really want to do"...Jordan says "we'll all be like roomies!"... Jeff says no matter what if he does come back there he's living by the beach, he knows it will be a tough commute because all his work would be in Hollywood but not necessarily because his production company is out of Santa Monica...Brendon says Santa Monica is great too...Jeff says the production company is based there...Brendon says anywhere else gets pricy, you can find reasonable places there...Jeff likes it and it's not bad driving in, it gets fu**ed up right by the highway...Brendon says you just learn the times, it took Rachel awhile but she learned it now... Rachel says to Jordan that it will be fun because Porsche will be out there too Jordan laughs...Jeff says the whole BB13 crew...Brendon says he'll see them one Saturday a month... Jordan says "I mean, I am ready for a change, I just gotta..." Rachel says she knows it's hard but once she comes out there she'll be fine...Jordan says "well the part of me is I get scared cuz like, being away from my family and stuff and then like I'm like scared I'll come out here and I don't wanna do any of that stuff, you know like what he wants to do, I wanna do something opposite, I'm scared I'll be like lonely and won't have any friends"...Rachel says she'll be her friend cuz she doesn't have any friends, they'll be friends, that'll be awesome...Jeff says to just call anyone from BB, they're all out there...Porsche & Rachel says they can all hang out & be friends...Jeff gets up saying for them not to get crazy... Rachel says Jordan can get a job in a salon...Jordan says she has to get a real job...Rachel says a real, real job?...Jordan says she wants a real, real job...Jeff says "alright love ♥ " and kisses her goodnight...Rachel asks Jordan what she wants to do?...Jordan says "it's not acting and it's not hosting, it's the opposite of him, I want a 9 to 5 job"...Rachel asks what she wants to do?...Jordan says she doesn't know, she just wants a 9 to 5 job...Jeff says "in a cubicle?" (with all due respect to Jordan, there are thousands of jobs that fall between acting/hosting and a "9 to 5 job"...she has a myopic view of the whole thing IMO and therefore is limiting her amazing potential...or maybe she does just want a 9 to 5 job...) Rachel says that Jordan should get a job on Wilshire near where they live and they could have lunch everyday...giggles...Jeff smiles and says that you do bond when you're in the HN room...Jeff goes to leave and Jordan says "goodnight lover"... HN room - Jeff wakes up Jordan 11:57 AM - 12:01 PM Jeff walks into the HN room...Jordan says "hey"...Jeff asks "how'd you sleep?"...Jordan says "it's not that bad"... Jeff asks if she slept warm?...Jordan says "mmm...I smell your cologne" Jeff asks if that makes her happy?...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jordan asks if it's overcast?...Jeff says no, it's nice and cool...Jeff says he's sore...Jordan too...Jeff says his hip is bruised from hitting that thing, he kept bashing it...Jordan says Jeff did good...Jeff yawns...Jordan says she has to go outside and shave her legs...Jeff nods and smiles...Jordan asks if Jeff is bored?...Jeff says no, he just woke up...Jordan asks if Jeff went back to bed after she saw him in the bathroom?...Jeff chuckles saying no, that was 5 minutes ago Jordan says her hair is greasy...silence and then Jordan asks if Jeff is going outside?...Jeff says yes...Jordan asks what Jeff cooked himself?... Jeff smiles knowing Jordan is not listening and says "Love ♥, I just told you I got up 5 minutes ago, I went outside, it's cool not overcast , I just told you" Jordan says she slept through the music...Jeff says she didn't hear "Push It"?...Jordan asks that's what they played? she didn't even get up to change her battery, she slept through the whole thing...palm trees...Jeff says his shoulders are sore...palm trees... Quick love touch 2:07 PM Jeff is over by the stove area in the kitchen...Jordan wanders in...Jeff says "love" and they meet and share a quick touch while talking about the gross seaweed Suntanning - BB11 finale & ATWFF 3:52 - 3:57 PM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who are suntanning...they are talking game about Dani...Jeff says if Brenchel go up, they have to send Rachel home...Jordan says oh, yeah, it would be another guy, they'd do good, Shelly would have their back, they'd have Adam...Jordan feels like if they can just get past this week, they'll be good...Jeff says if they get past it, they'll have no reason to complain anymore because this way one of them will be locked up in that house, they can't be little whores Jordan giggles and says "me!? you"...Jeff says this way Jordan will feel good, she can't talk to him but she'll know he'll be locked up...Jordan says yeah, wouldn't he feel the same way if she went home and he was here until September?...Jeff says "yeah, I wouldn't like it because your mind goes cuckoo in here"...Jordan says "yeah and then you're thinking, like oh, did she just forget about me?"...Jeff says "yeah, what do you mean, I thought about that last year (time) when I was gone for 8 days at the finale and I went to hug you and you pushed me down the stairs" (aww) ...Jordan giggles saying "I didn't!"...Jeff says "yes you did! I was like omg, that was so phony, she just used me for half a mil"...Jordan says "no I didn't"...Jeff imitates how Jordan was pushing her shorts down and she pushed him aside...Jordan says her pants were too tight...Jeff giggles...Jordan says she got fat...Jeff says "you got a fat head and forgot about me"...Jordan says "no"... Jordan asks if Jeff ever thought about that on ATW?...Jeff asks what?...Jordan says "being gone that long?"...Jeff says no...Jordan says "you didn't?"...Jeff says "I talked to you all the time"...Jordan knows but still...Jeff says he was working...Jordan says "that's true"...Jeff says most of the places she would like but some of the places he just couldn't have her there...Jordan says "what do you mean!?"...Jeff says it was hard enough and with her there crying about something it would make it 3 times as hard...Jordan says "ahh, you make it sound like I'm a brat"...Jeff says "listen that was my job, I had to do something, I didn't want to worry about you, I wanted to worry about my performance and how I did, I didn't want to worry about "are you ok sleeping next to a pig" and I want to worry about my job not about if you're ok"...Jordan says "ok, I didn't know that's what you meant"... Suntanning - vacay, prizes & don’t change kiss 3:57 - 4:07 PM Suntanning chat continues...Jordan says she's serious, when they get out of there, let's go on a vacay...Jeff says let's win a couple more prizes...Jordan says if it's a comp where there are prizes they can get some...Jeff says they can steal some, the combination of the two of them will take all the prizes, he'll take the cash, she can take the vacay but actually she'll take the cash so that it doesn't look like he's taking too much...they start talking to Adam about the dancing elves on jib jab LOL Jordan asks if Jeff will make her chicken parmesan when she's off slop?...Jeff says yeah, he'll make the breaded kind...Jordan asks if Jeff saw all the slop Brendon made? what is the muscle milk for?...Jeff says protein, she should drink some...Jordan says her stomach was growling at night...they whisper about Dani and nominations...Jordan says her arms are so sore today...Jeff says her right bicep and shoulder hurt...Adam is hurting too...Jeff says he's not working out today...silence... Jordan whispers to Jeff if it would be best if Dani put up Jeff and Brendon or Brenchel?...Jeff says he doesn't know, he doesn't want to know...Jordan says if she does Brenchel then if one of them wins they'll take only one off but if it's Jeff and Brendon and Rachel wins, she'll take Brendon off and Dani will put up Jordan vs Jeff Jeff doesn't think there's a difference, it will flip flop no matter what happens now, no matter who's up one of the couples will be split up...Jordan says if Jeff leaves...Jordan trails off here...Jeff asks if he's red?...Jordan says no, he looks tan...Jordan wants to change into something nicer, so they don't look like bums...Jeff says so when he gets nominated it looks like he cares? Jordan puts her top and shorts on and says she's done laying out...Jeff says he's done with her ...Jordan inches closer and Jeff says "noooh, you go home"...Jordan asks if Jeff wants her to? she'll go home before Jeff...Jeff says he'll fu**ing fight her...Jordan pinches Jeff's cheeks...Jordan says if she stays she might just slide right through...Jeff knows and says for sure she will, loser Jordan repeats she'll go home if he wants her too...Jeff says she's not going home, neither are going home, he's gonna win that (V sign with his hand for veto)...Jordan says good job...they kiss... Adam says "awwww"...Jordan says "I'm gonna go change"...Adam says "Jordan, don't you ever change"...Jeff aww's Jordan says that's so sweet...Jeff says for her to get out of there now lol...Jordan says to Adam that she likes him more and more the more she gets to know him...Jeff says it's the elf costume LOL From the HN room to the purple room 8:06 PM Jordan is in the HN room with Brendon, they have been chatting...Brendon decides to try and nap...Jordan asks where Jeff went, the bathroom? and right after that Jeff walks in and lays down next to Jordan... Jordan asks if Jeff wants to go to the purple room so Brendon can have quiet...Brendon says it's fine...Jeff says why don't they go into his room?...Jordan says that's what she meant...Jeff says she did? by the purple room she meant his room?...Jordan says she meant the sheets...Jeff chuckles saying sure she was, why can't she admit she was wrong? he wants to hear it...Jordan admits she was wrong Jeff says "you're smart, I'm dumb"...Jordan says Porsche is in there sleeping isn't she?...Jeff asks Jordan to check it out...Jordan goes to check...Jeff says he's bushwhacked, he wants to pass out until tomorrow, what are they going to do drive themselves bananas?...Brendon agrees...Jordan comes back saying Porsche is in there so they should go to the purple room, for Jeff to grab a blanket...they leave... Purple room - a big bed/what are you looking at 8:08 - 8:15 PM Jeff and Jordan head to the purple room....they lay down and get comfy each wrapped in their own blanket...Jeff says "I'm telling you I want a bed this big" Jordan says "well get one"...Jeff says "we can get one like this"...Jordan says she can special order one, they can get one easily this big cuz he could have his own space and she could have hers, you could actually hold your hands and legs out in a V...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says a big flat screen tv?...Jeff says yeah, you press a button and it comes up over there...Jordan says if there's a flat screen tv as a prize she'll grab it... Jeff says does Rachel think if he wins the veto he'll use it?...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says he's not using the veto, he'll tell Dani there deal is good, he knows Rachel is going to use that against them...they continue whispering game...Jordan says Shelly told Dani that if Dani got rid of Jeff then she wouldn't get America's choice in jury...Jeff says if he makes it through this week he's putting up Dani, he giggles and says he might have to backdoor her if he wins veto...more game whispering... Jeff says something about Jordan maybe going up and then Jordan says "what if I go home?"...Jeff says he wouldn't let her...Jordan says no, she doesn't care, she'd be fine...Jeff says "what did I just tell you?"...Jeff says he doesn't need to play devil's advocate, if it wasn't right he wouldn't put her up, he wouldn't suggest that so don't says "I don't care", don't even talk like that, he'll go up before her, if he goes up he's going home, if she goes up she stays, that's just being real but he'll go up, he doesn't care... Jordan looks at Jeff...Jeff asks what?...Jordan keeps looking...Jeff asks "what are you looking at?"...Jordan says "I'm not looking at anything, I'm looking at you, what's wrong with you?"...Jeff says "nothing, you're staring at me like a yo-yo"...Jeff says "I'll go up then"...Jordan says "no!"...Jeff says "don't sell me (saying) I don't care if I go home"...Jeff asks again "what are you looking at?"...Jordan says "you, you're being...your comments are kinda rude"...Jeff says "really? I said that I'll go up"...Jordan says "it's the way you do things"...Jeff says "it's the way you do things, listen, don't tell me you,re not puppy dogging it right now, I'll go up, forget it"...Jordan says "no! tell her I will"...quiet and Jeff sighs... Rachel joins them saying she was in the DR, she's sniffling and sad...Jeff says to take a nappy...Rachel says yeah, for the rest of the night and she leaves... Give me one kiss 8:15 PM As soon as Rachel leaves the purple room Jeff and Jordan look at each other and Jeff playfully slaps Jordan's face... Jordan points to her face wanting a kiss... Jeff points to his lips wanting a kiss... Jordan says "no, gimme a kiss"...Jeff says "give me one"...Jordan says "no, you give me one"...Jeff says "give me one"...Jordan starts to protest but Jeff draws a line and says he'll meet her there (smile from Jeff)...Jordan lifts up her head and says c'mon...they kiss... Purple room - Jordan farts/Dani game talk 8:16 - 8:28 PM JeJo have just kissed...Jeff points out he went "that" much further (while drawing a line) than she did...Jordan starts laughing because she farted Jeff pulls the blanket over his head saying he doesn't want to talk to her...Jordan says she did a dutch oven...she starts trying to air it out saying the slop irritates her stomach... Jordan keeps giggling while Jeff says "dude, you're gross"...Jordan says her stomach is upset...Jeff says "uhhh, I think it's coming through!"...Jordan laughs...Jeff wants the spray...Jordan says it's in the room...Jeff sits up with his hand over his face now...Jordan says it does, it stinks...Jordan says she definitely needs to shower tonight...Jeff says she needs to clean up her pants...more laughing... Dani walks in saying she put their keys in last because she didn't want people thinking they made a deal...Jordan asks her to shut the door and apologizes it for stinking, she pooted, the slop gives him gas...they start talking game and scenarios for what would happen if they (B&R) win the veto...Dani says if she puts up Jordan then she would stay, they have the votes and no matter what happens one of them is going home, it might be a risk to put Jeff up and she legitimately doesn't want either going home...Jeff reassures Dani they're taking the deal and they're good...Dani says she wants them to know she's not coming after them by putting the key in last it was just to show that she's not in tight with them...Jeff and Jordan admit they thought they might be nominated and Jordan didn't even want to know...Dani giggles... Dani says even with her talk with Rachel she was still lying to her so how could they mend fences and have trust again?...Jeff says he told Brendon to win the veto and play nice...Dani says no matter who wins Brendon will go home and Rachel will stay because he wants her to stay in the game...Jeff says he told them he's so BB'ed out, he told them to just relax...Dani agrees there's been so much game talk the last 3 days...they talk about Shelly a little...Dani says she just wanted them to know she has no intentions of being sneaky "this week"...they laugh over her adding "this week"...Dani says shut up, they know what she means...Jordan says thank you though...they all agree they're cool and Dani says sorry for scaring them...Dani leaves saying they'll talk after veto too...Jeff asks to leave the door open to air the room out a bit... Jeff asks Jordan to not fart again, if she does warn him or get the spray...Jeff thinks Jordan is getting ready to do it again...Jordan promises she's not but she did sit up because she thought she'd squeeze one out...Jeff chuckles...Jordan says the slop upsets her stomach...Jeff says he knows, he farts 800 times a day, he's not mad at her but hers are something fierce... Breakdown from Jeff: if Jeff farts at least 20 times a day, if you put them all together that's one of Jordan's farts Jordan says "nooo, my farts aren't that bad"...Jeff asks when did she ever run from one of his farts?...Jordan says that one time...Jeff says when his stomach is upset but on a daily basis he just fires them...Jordan says hers are messed up from slop...Jeff say they're grosso...Jordan asks if Jordan is grossed out by her?...Jeff says no... Back to game talk...Jeff is almost stunned at the Dani transformation but feels they are safe...Jordan too, she feels like the talk they had is honest...Jeff giggles to himself saying he feels bad if he has to backdoor her...they look at the funny artwork...Jeff hopes they're around until the fortune teller starts talking...Jordan wants Jeff to predict when they might have another prize comp...Jeff says 10G's is pretty good, they didn't even have one of those on their season...Jeff says not for a little bit...Jordan is glad Jeff got it...Jeff says he ignores it whenever it's brought up...Jeff wonders how the fortune teller will talk... Jordan makes a E.T. type voice and then says Shelly does the best E.T. voice...Jeff asks "do you think I was like out of town on business when she did it?" LOL Jordan was just redoing it how she does...Jeff says he knows, he lives here with her, he doesn't leave Jordan has another one cooking...Jeff asks Brendon to bring the spray from the bathroom...Brendon asks if it's that bad?...Jeff says Jordan's ass needs a colonic Jordan farts again...Brendon says "damn Jordan" LOL Jeff covers up again and says they go through the cloth, he asks why she's waving it around in his face...Brendon brings the spray and Jordan sprays saying it doesn't stink anymore...Jordan makes fun of how Jordan waves around the spray...Jordan lays back down... Purple room - waterslides/Jordan win again?/Jedi drilling 8:28 - 8:54 PM They continue chatting...Jeff wants to go down a waterslide RANDOM Jordan says that would be fun...Jeff says at her house? the one him and Peyton went down 800 times...they talk about watersliding with a raft or tube...Jordan does a little imitation of Peyton on the waterslide and Jeff sarcastically says "really" (inside joke...) Jordan says Jeff is being a butthole...Jeff says he is, he's just getting stir crazy that's all...Jordan says her too and she can't eat...Jordan holds Jeff's arm...Jeff says he's not crabby, just stir crazy, smart alecky and a butthole, she's right and he's tired...Jordan rubs Jeff's arm and smiles...Jeff just wants to pass out...Jordan says he shouldn't, it's 8, he should go to sleep at midnight...Jeff says at home, on a Friday...Jordan says he'd be at the restaurant...Jeff says no, he doesn't feel like it tonight LOL Jordan says he'd be at home watching FNL...Jeff says it's over but anyways he'd watch some tv, sleep, wake up early on Saturday with a spring in his step, a little golf and some beers, bbq at night, get silly...Jordan says "with Barry and then call me when you're singing and drunk" Jeff says for sure...back to game talk...Jeff says Jordan has a chance to win again...Jordan says that would be good...Jeff says no shit, it would be good, it's just insane...Jeff takes off his one sleeve so Jordan can rub better...Jeff says no one is going to get her out, they'll all pick off each other and she'll be in the final 2...Jordan says that would be funny, wouldn't he be happy?...Jeff says yeah, he doesn't know what he'd want this time though, something big...Jordan says they'd go to Europe...feeds go to control room Jeff says anyways they'll just pick a game, they'll see the Panthers schedule unless they're not playing...Jeff says that might be a question, it was a luxury comp before...Jeff says he doesn't know BB people though, he'd like to meet Boogie, he seems funny...Jordan says Will too...they talk about Chilltown a little more...Jeff didn't know who they were, Jordan too...Jordan didn't know who Janelle was either...Jeff says he only knows her from seeing All Stars...Jeff says they need to start going over their POV's and HOH's on a regular basis so in case he leaves Jordan knows it all like last time...jedi drilling commences...this goes on for 10 minutes or so...they clearly need to study more but they are getting there... JeJo BR play fighting 10:37 - 10:41 PM Jeff comes out of the stall...they both can't believe it's 10:30...Jeff says today was like...Jordan says "what a day"...Jeff says "what a waste of a day, what the hell did I do?"... Jeff grabs Jordan, pushes her down and tries to drown her ...then pins her down and tickles her...Jordan protests Jayeffff!...Jeff says "stop it"...Jordan tries to do something but Jeff fake slaps her then starts tickling her again...Jordan pretends to choke him while he makes that hideous face LOL They laugh...Jordan says Jeff is so mean...the FACE again...Jeff asks why Jordan puts her mouthpiece on over her whitestrips...Jordan says it makes it feel better...Jeff asks if all that drool on her mouth makes her feel better? More playfighting and laughter...Jeff points and says "that's enough" then keeps doing it LOL Jordan bonks her head and Jeff asks if she's alright?...Jordan says no...Jordan tries to tickle Jeff on his neck, he says he's not ticklish but Jordan goes in for the neckage and he squirms a little...more banter, Jordan says she's bored and then they finally finish up with Jordan saying "you smell like fish" Jordan asks if she really makes that face, the one when he was choking her?...Jeff doesn't know, he was just busting her balls...Jeff uses mouthwash and then farts...someone asks from the kitchen if that was Jordan?...Jordan says no, that was Jeff...Jeff heads out of the bathroom saying no, that was Jordan, she's disgusting...Jordan runs after Jeff saying no, she didn't! giggle Butt grab & cute fight 10:41 PM Jeff and Jordan come out of the bathroom after their bantering is done, there's some debate over who was farting (it was Jeff)...Jeff blames it on Jordan, did they see the way she was walking?...Jordan says she walks like that all the time but she does walk funny...Jeff walks by Jordan and she grabs his butt Cam 2 Jeff imitates how Jordan walks and giggles...Jordan points out how she pronates her feet...they banter a little more over Jordan being mean lately and how Big Jeff doesn't take any shit Jeff starts to walk away but stops to look at Jordan...Jordan asks who he thinks he is?...Jeff doesn't say anything...Jordan says for Jeff to go, go in there...Jeff says he's going in the LR with all his friends...Jordan says "no friends"...Porsche says that was the cutest fight ever Jeff smelled like fish love 10:45 PM Jeff is laying on the couch in the LR...Shelly walks by saying it's weird not having money for 30 days...Jeff says yeah...Jordan walks in...Jeff says "LOVE! ♥ "...Jordan says "no don't talk to me!"...Jeff says why?...Jordan sits on the back of the couch and says that Jeff was making fun of the way she walks...Jeff says he wasn't, he was trying to walk like her...Kalia walks in and asks what they're doing?...Jeff says they're hanging out in the front room...Kalia asks the French room, the French living room?...Jeff says the front room...Kalia says Oh! the front room...Jordan says they have the air cranking right now...Kalia asks if Jeff has cologne on?...Jeff says he did in the bathroom, Jordan told him he smelled like fish...Jordan says he did...Jeff puts his hand on Jordan...Jordan makes a face and Jeff says "no love!"♥ ...they continue chatting with Kalia… LR chat - random topics 10:46 - 11:21 PM Jeff and Jordan chat with Kalia in the LR...Lawon joins later as does Adam and then Dani...random topics including teeth whiteners, the live show, Jordan getting nervous for the live shows, Jeff was ramble city, Adam does his little elf dance...a lot of airline talk including flight times to LA, Kalia bringing her dog onboard, Jordan paying over $100 for her bag being overweight, airports, Virgin Airlines being the bomb, discussing what the POV might be and punishments, TAR contestants JJ met and cheesy reality shows. Cheesy pasta kiss 11:55 PM Jordan has been sitting in the LR chatting with Dani, Kalia & Lawon, she gets up and heads to the kitchen where Jeff is getting himself another bowl of pasta...Jeff sees Jordan coming and says "Love!"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "I didn't come over there on purpose"...Jordan says "no, you're fine"...Jeff says he doesn't want her seeing him eat this cheesy pasta...kiss Jeff says "plus I don't want to smell your farts" Jeff sits down to eat…

August 1 Jordan & Rachel chat - getting recognized 12:10 - 12:14 AM Jordan and Rachel are in the HN room talking game and life...they talk about Charlotte and being recognized...Rachel says she sometimes does, she dyed her hair brown though and she feels she doesn't have that distinctive of a look...Jordan says maybe because her hair is red (she gets more of that)...Jordan says if she's dressed up she might get a couple people say something, mostly not but when she's in sweatpants, no makeup, hair pulled back, just bumming, that's when somebody will say something, she was in Target once and got recognized and she was like dangit because she really doesn't want to talk, she doesn't want them asking her questions, she just wants to get out of there... Rachel says that's the worst, people do that to her to, they ask the dumbest questions like what is it like to live with Lane? she understands people would like to know that but she's obviously shopping and in a rush, she says people come up to her and Brendon at dinner sometimes and want a quick picture, it's so rude...Jordan says nobody has ever done that to her and Jeff...Rachel asks not even in Concord?...Jordan says she's never in Concord really...Jordan says that right after the show it happened a bit more but people never really say anything, right before she came this time she was shopping for clothes with her brother and some girl was stariing at her, not even a smiling stare, it made her feel weird and then she asked if she was on BB... Jordan says sometimes you're not in that mood to talk to anybody and she doesn't want to come off as rude, like at the salon people tell her all the time that she looks so familiar and she never says (why) and they'll ask if she's from there, they'll ask where she lives and then they'll tell the stylist that she reminds them of somebody and the stylist will tell them and then she'll talk to them when they check out but there are a couple of people that are so ridiculous and annoying about it...Rachel says "that love you?"...Jordan says no, they'll say off the wall stuff and you're just like "okayyy"...Rachel asks if people ask her about Jeff?...Jordan says yeah, they say "are y'all still together?", "are you guys gonna get married?"... Rachel says she gets the same, people saying they can't believe her and Brendon are still together, they thought it was for sure just a showmance...Jordan says instead of that she had people saying that she doesn't look as big as she does on TV, like really!?...Rachel says they ask her if she's lost weight...Jordan says she would never say that to somebody, she would keep it to herself, she had some people say rude stuff but she just smiles and brushes it off, people should keep that to themselves... Jordan & Rachel chat - JeJo not being liked 12:14 - 12:16 AM Jordan and Rachel continue talking...Rachel knows she's not a fan favorite...Jordan totally contradicts herself here saying that she thinks this year Rachel came on (to change her image) and she looks different but they'll all kind of look the same LOL Jordan says they all look a little catty towards each other just because they fought, she told Jeff that she feels like she's been more catty, she's said people are crazy (in the DR), she says she doesn't get Porsche, she has a poker face, but she felt bad she said that but they go crazy in there, she felt like on her season she wasn't like that...Rachel says the 1st and 2nd times are so different plus if it was All Stars it would be 100% different... Jordan says if it was All Stars they would all be gone...Rachel giggles...Jordan says "Cuz I know, people in the past, they don't like us" Rachel says "I don't know though, they would probably want to work with you guys"...Jordan says she doubts it, she doesn't know why they don't, they just all, a lot of people from their season, they don't like them...Rachel says "I think it's a jealousy thing" (ding ding ding!) Jordan says t"here's nothing to be jealous of, we were all on the same show, we all did the same, you know, I don't know" (umm, not quite Jordan ) Jordan says she's fine with everybody but she's just saying, she hasn't seen her cast since Vegas because she doesn't ever go to anything, she just likes to stay home and work, if she goes home she'll take 2 weeks off before going back and if she makes it to jury she'll take 2 weeks off after too, her and Jeff keep talking about going on a cruise or something...control room... Jeff tells Jordan she is going to eat 1:07 - 1:09 PM Quick couple of minutes of Jeff and Jordan laying in bed silently...Jeff sighs...Jordan whispers to Jeff...Jeff says "what are you doing?"...Jordan says "nothing...I'm cold"...Jeff says it's because she has nothing in her body, tomorrow she's going to eat...Jordan says no and the feeds switch… The Animal Game 1:27 - 2:47 AM Jeff and Jordan play the animal game with Porsche, Adam and Kalia throughout the early morning hours. Some pretty amusing moments including a redux of Purple Hippos and March of the Penguins talk… Jeff STILL thinks Hippos are purple 1:50 - 1:55 AM Jeff, Jordan, Brendon, Rachel & Porsche continue their bedtime talk...they have been talking about natural resources & other serious topics when Rachel says she is going to bed and Brendon says he will too...they leave and Jeff asks Porsche if she wants to play the animal game again? Jeff will think of an animal, each take a turn asking a question, he'll say yes or no, if they guess wrong, they lose their turn and the other person gets a free guess or a free question...Jeff says Jordan can ask first, he needs to think of an animal... Jordan asks if it's a mammal or a reptile?...Jeff says mammal. Porsche asks if it has 4 legs?...Jeff says yes. Jordan asks if it has fur?...Jeff says no. Jordan says "it's a hippopotamus" Jeff says "IT IS! I swear to God! how did you know?" Jordan smiles and says "cuz I know you" aww Porsche aww's and Jeff says "holy cow! that was so weird!" Jordan says "what?"...Jeff asks if he did that before?...Jordan says no, she just knew it was him, if it doesn't have fur...Jeff remembers saying yes he did because they had said this pink thing, he totally forgot about that...Jordan says that Jeff said no fur and 4 legs and is a mammal...Jeff says he thinks they had this conversation because there's no way she would have gotten it...Jordan insists she would have Jeff says "you just blew my mind" LOL Porsche says "good girl Jordo"...Jordan says thanks...Jeff asks Porsche "by the way, what color are hippopotamuses?"...Porsche says "gray"...Jordan says "see"...Jeff chuckles saying "they're not"...Jordan says "Jeff thinks that they're purple"...Porsche giggles...Jordan says they need Brendon LOL Jeff says he'll ask them...Porsche says they're brown or gray...Jeff scoffs "brown...they're pinkishpurple"...Jordan says they're not, she told him only cartoons are that color, he'll argue that... Jeff goes into the HN room to ask Brendon...Jeff asks...Brendon says "gray" Jeff asks if they don't have a purplishhue?...Rachel says no...Brendon says gray, Adam says gray...Jeff asks Adam, who's in bed in the metal room, the same thing...Rachel giggles at Jeff...the audio starts messing up but they're giggling at Jeff and keep saying gray... Jeff goes back in the room and says that Adam said they kinda have that purplish hue but Brendon says "nah, in cartoons" LOL...Jeff says "dude, I still think they do, I'm sticking to it" Jeff goes to the bathroom Love, love you, love, goodbye love 2:47 AM Jeff and Jordan are still playing the animal game but winding down...Jordan has been rubbing Jeff's hair...Kalia gives congrats to Jordan on getting her last 2 animals...Jeff says "Jordan is good at this"... Jordan says she needs to try to go to bed, she asks Kalia what time it is?...Kalia tells her when she came back there it was 2:30...Jordan says BB is going to get them up early, she needs to get 7 hours of sleep...Jordan sits up and Jeff whispers to her to give him a kiss...she doesn't hear...Jeff makes a kissy sound...Jordan says she wishes she could stay in there...Jeff says "me too love ♥ "...Jordan reaches down and kisses Jeff... Jeff says "love you ♥ " ...Jordan says "you too"...Jeff says "could you shut that light off love? ♥ " Jordan shuts it off and they tell her to be careful with her shins/legs on the furniture...Jeff says one last time "goodnight love ♥ " Jordan leaves saying goodnight... Boob squeeze/would Jeff do the same as Brendon 12:46 - 12:49 AM Jeff comes out of the bathroom into the kitchen where Jordan is, he squeezes her boob as he walks by...Jordan protests and tells Brendon he always squeezes her boob...Brendon doesn't bat an eyelash and walks away LOL Jordan asks isn't her hat like from the the movie I Know What You Did Last Summer?...Jeff says no...they start to walk outside and then change their minds and head to the candy room... Cam 3/4 They talk about Shelly, Dani and the votes (for Jordan) and then come back out and walk towards outside...Jeff says he thinks it's fine but he gets nervous...Jordan wonders why Brendon changed his mind taking Rachel off the block instead of him...Jeff says he probably just did the right thing...Jordan says that was sweet, Jeff would do that for her right?...Jeff says he would like to think he would (I don't think he would lol)...Jordan says "I think I'm going to break up with you"...Jeff says "what!?"...Jordan repeats she's going to break up with him...Jeff asks "why?"...Jordan says "I think we're...." Jeff says saying it and doing it are two different things, he can tell her he would do it, he's not telling her he wouldn't do it...Jordan whispers that it makes her nervous that Rachel and Porsche are so close, what if Rachel wins HOH, she's easily influenced by her...Jeff hopes not...palm trees... Jeff on Surreal Life 1:18 AM Jeff and Jordan talk about the show Surreal Life with the other HG's while in the pool...Jeff says he was on the show to date Adrienne Curry but she didn't pick him, some guy told him about it, a way to make some money, it was before she met the "Brady" guy, she didn't pick Big Jeff Big Jeff drank his beers, took his money and left...Jordan says she doesn't even think Adrienne is that cute… Candy room chat - Charlie bit me 3:16 - 3:20 PM Jeff joins Jordan in the candy room...he gets in bed with her saying he thought she was in the HN room, he went in there looking for her but Rachel was in there, they talked and said the situation sucks but they have to stick together...Jordan says good, she thought she'd try and be BFF with Dani...Jeff says that Rachel said if she wants a war, she's going to fight her ass off... Jordan says Jeff smells really good...Jeff says he sprayed cologne for her Jordan says "mmm, ooh la la"...Jeff says "Vit Tan Don" LOL Jeff rubs Jordan's leg...they banter a little over what Jeff was looking at...Jeff says it was a hot one today huh?...Jordan says really hot...Jordan wants to walk later...Jeff asks if she wants to do abs?...Jordan does, group workout...Jeff likes to do abs with someone else... Jeff looks at his hands and asks if he did that when he fell or when he jumped on the grates?...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff is thinking maybe when he fell...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "you don"t care"...Jordan says "yes I do!"...Jeff smiles at Jordan again and Jordan asks why he thinks she doesn't care?...Jordan says hmm?...Jeff says "cuz they hurhht"...Jeff giggles...Jordan says "hurt, Charlie, it hurts"...Jordan asks Jeff if he's seen that youtube video?...Jeff says no (I think Jeff is the ONLY person that hasn't lol ) Jordan describes the video to Jeff, to a tee! Super cute! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM Jordan says they got the most funniest video in the world, it's really cute because they're just so innocent and cute...Jeff mentions one too where the kid goes to the dentist, he's all drugged up and the dad filmed it...Jordan says she saw it on Ellen… Candy room chat - wisdom teeth/chat with Brendon 3:20 - 3:26 PM Jeff and Jordan continue chatting in bed in the candy room...they have been talking about a funny video where the kid is all drugged up coming from the dentist...Jordan tells the story of when she got her wisdom teeth pulled out, they were impacted, she had to go to an oral surgeon, she was given a valium, the nurse and doctor were asking how she was feeling, she bets once you're out they dig in there, she could feel the stitches, she was in so much pain, she had gauze in there, she was taking a test but couldn't take it anymore, her mom had to come pick her up, she was so swollen and looked so bad, she couldn't eat anything.. Jeff says he got his out too...Jordan asks if they were impacted?...Jeff says he doesn't know, he was knocked out too, he saw all the tools they pulled out and he freaked out, he was like whoa whoa whoa what's going on? he didn't think he was given enough and the doctor sighed, asked what school he was going to next year and he didn't finish answering him, he was out ...Jordan giggles...Jeff says he woke up and was in a cloud...feeds switch out and return just after the 3:30pm mark... Brendon is now in the room and they're discussing how Jeff still thinks hippos have a purplish hue Jeff says he saw a picture of one with a pinkish hue...Jordan thinks he's color blind LOL Brendon says maybe it was a baby one but even then NO Jordan giggles...Brendon says he's stuck on a cartoon version...Jeff brings up the kid after the dentist youtube...Brendon says there are so many parodies of it too...Jordan mentions the Charlie bit me video, Brendon's not sure he's seen it either They start whispering game about Lawon and Porsche...Jeff doesn't think anything is going on, what kind of team is that?...Brendon says to keep it in mind...Jeff will...they keep whispering...Jeff says he's not too worried about it...Jordan noticed that Porsche has been hanging up in the HOH and Kalia isn't happy about it...they bitch about the alcohol distribution... Brendon says what he might say in his nomination speech, he might drop a couple of bombs...Jordan says he's really funny, they never showed, she never knew how funny he was...Brendon says he was portrayed as the villain last year, when they came into the house he thought they would be the villains pitted against Jeff and Jordan, good vs evil I guess and then ED walked in, he was the villain role...Jeff and Jordan says she doesn't think they will be portrayed as the villains this time Jordan says he's funny with Franklin and the funny cape escapades...Jordan leaves to go pee... Candy room chat - Jeff would be sad if Jordan left 3:38 - 3:47 PM Jeff has been talking about ATWFF with Brendon...Jordan comes back into bed and says she's freezing...Brendon is called to the DR and leaves...immediately Jeff asks Jordan if she thinks what Brendon says is true, about Lawon?...Jordan says maybe...Jordan says she was fishing with Kalia earlier about who would Lawon or Porsche put up if they won HOH...more game talk about who is with whom...Jeff asks if Kalia said that Lawon was voting for Jordan to stay 100%?...Jordan says oh yeah but she'll ask him...Jeff says for sure... Jordan says she thought it would either be her or Porsche as the replacement nominee...Jeff says "you didn't think me?"...Jordan says no...Jeff says he thought f**k (it was him)...Jordan says she confirmed with Kalia that she was safe, she wanted to make sure there were no other deals that were made and Kalia said she was safe, she promised...a little ingrown hair/tweezer talk...Jordan says if you think about it, it would be stupid to leave Brendon in the house and get rid of her...Jeff says it would be so stupid... Jeff says "it's like there's no way, I"m nervous because it's you, if it wasn't you but the same person I'd be like don't worry about it" ...Jordan asks "why do you think he changed?"...Jeff says "to be, to do the right thing, look like a hero"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "but to look like a hero, you can't have both, ykwim? you have to go out and fulfill what you did, ykwim? you can't be like, I'm going to take you off, do the honorable thing and then go beg for votes, it tarnishes it"... Jordan says that Brendon told Shelly that she was the deciding vote Jeff farts a loud one Jordan rolls her eyes LOL Jordan says he can't have Lawon and Kalia right? she just doesn't want to be blindsided...Jeff says no, she's fine because Kalia is stupid and doesn't have a mind of her own, she'll do what Dani tells her, if Dani really wanted them out she would have put him up there...Jordan says yes, that's true...Jeff says Dani will tell her to vote out Brendon and right after the noms Dani came up to him and asked if he was ok with them...Jeff says they have Kalia, Adam & Shelly...Jordan thinks Brendon wants to leave though...Jeff doesn't think so but he has school to go back to...Jordan says he was worried about Rachel if she would've left, she hopes Rachel doesn't flop...Jordan reaches over and pats Jeff's hand, grabs his arm and starts rubbing... She starts playing with Jeff's hand and holds it... Jordan says "were you gonna cry if I left, you'd be so sad"...Jeff says he would, he doesn't want to talk about it...Jordan snuggles into Jeff and Jeff sweetly kisses Jordan's head… They get quiet and then the feeds switch off of them... Did you nap love? 5:25 PM Jordan is sitting outside on the couches in the BY with Rachel and Brendon who are eating the seaweed...Jordan doesn't like it and says she's not a picky eater but she kind of is, she just likes...Rachel says American?...Jordan says yeah, she likes hamburgers, chicken fingers, hot dogs (aka boring food ) ...Brendon corrects Rachel saying "North Carolinian you mean"... Jeff comes outside, joins them...Jordan smiles at Jeff...Jeff says "did you nap love?" ♥ Jordan says she did, she woke up and was freezing in there, she came outside to warm up...Jeff says their room was like Grand Central Station...Jordan asks what that means?...Jeff sarcastically says that it was quiet... Jeff & Maggie 9:54 PM Jordan, Porsche & Lawon are outside on the couches chatting about dogs...Jordan misses her dog...Porsche too...Lawon wants a Maltese, he asks if Porsche has a girl or boy?...Porsche says girl, Jordan says girl...Jordan says she always lays on her back and she says she's airing out her hooha LOL Lawon asks if she's spoiled?...Jordan says not really, she does have a sweater for the cold in winter because she shakes and she feeds her table food, she's so cute, she's a good dog, she follows her everywhere, when she takes a bath she waits on her, she has her own bed that she sleeps in in the winter but in the summer she gets underneath her bed. Jordan says when Jeff is at her house and they are laying in bed watching tv, Jeff will say "uhh, get her down", she jumps right in and gets in there...Lawon asks how she is with Jeff?...Jordan says she likes Jeff, she gets excited but Jeff gets aggravated with her because anywhere Jordan goes, Maggie goes so if she's sitting next to Jeff she wants to get right in the middle of everything... Neck nuzzles 9:57 PM Jordan is sitting on the couches still chatting with Lawon and Porsche...Jeff is playing pool, he comes over and pokes her in the butt with the pool stick LOL joins her and they talk...Jordan makes the whoville face...Jeff says she looks like a whoville...Jordan says she has a small nose...Jeff nods and she moves over to hug Jeff...she nuzzles his neck and then kisses him over and over.. Jeff leans in even closer and Jordan cradles his face in her hand...feeds go off them to Porsche but on Cam 2 you can see Jordan rubbing Jeff's head and then Jeff biting Jordan's neck and her squealing Jeff then gets distracted by Adam, they kiss and Jeff says "see ya later love" ♥ TMI - strip club sweatpants/lap dances 10:33 - 10:38 PM Jordan, Lawon and Jeff are outside on the couches in the BY...Jeff says man, he sings a lot, he doesn't notice that he sings this much in real life or maybe he just doesn't stop himself...Lawon says he doesn't notice it, he hums a lot of tunes in here...Jeff says always, as soon as he does it, he has to stop himself, he doesn't learn. Jordan sighs and Jeff asks if she's ready for the bachelor party?...Jordan says she's been ready, ready to see it go down...Jeff yells over to Brendon that Jordan has her sweats on, she's ready for the strip club...Jordan says "oh be quiet'...Jeff says she doesn't even know what that means...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says he's being dirty...Jordan doesn't get it...Jeff explains that at the strip club they grind on you so if you're wearing sweats you feel it more Jordan's face LOL! Jordan says "y'all are nasty!"...Jordan asks if people do that? she doesn't even think they let you in the strip club with sweats on...Jeff and Brendon talk about something I can't quite make out but basically it's about a basketball team that would all go to the strip club wearing sweatpants...Jeff says omg... Jordan says seriously, would you get hard from some girl grinding on you knowing that she's just using you to get money from other guys (too) isn't that the point? LOL Jeff indignantly says "nooo that's disgusting" (liar!)...Brendon says she could put her boobs in his face and it would do nothing to him but honestly in his entire life he's had 5 lap dances...Jeff says he doesn't go to strip clubs...Jordan says she knows he doesn't...Brendon continues saying one of those 5 was pretty good, it was at a party with his gf at the time, they both got lap dances... Jordan says that people thought it would be funny to buy her a lap dance one time and she had no clue it was coming...Jeff is like whoa whoa get the f**k outta here...Jordan says the girl walked up to her and was rubbing her hair and she was like "what!?" and she said "no thanks", Jordan repeats and Jeff cracks up laughing!...Jordan says she stood in front of her and put her arms and legs together and she was like "OMG" and the whole time she was looking down, it was so gross and she was trying to stick her boobs in her face and she was like "listen, that's gross"...Jeff's face LOL! Jordan says they said she looked so uncomfortable...Brendon says Rachel has a friend that in Vegas that works at one of the big ones...Jeff says they make big money...Brendon says she's a cocktail waitress...Jordan thought she was a stripper...Brendon says that there's lots of ways to make good money in Vegas without stripping...they start talking about Vegas, gambling and losing money... Couch touch 10:52 PM The HG's are sitting around waiting for the strip dance to start...Jeff and Jordan are generally quiet...Jordan reaches over and touches Jeff's leg… Pedicure love 11:33 PM Jordan is out on the patio by the couches painting her toenails, she's chatting with Brendon and Shelly about what the upcoming HOH comp might be...Jeff comes outside and pokes her in the butt crack ...Jeff sits down and says to Jordan "how's it going love?" ♥ Jordan says fine...Jeff says "what are you doing? touch up?"...Jordan says she's going over it...Jordan says it's harder to do the left leg because she's left handed...Jeff asks if she wants him to do it?...Jordan says no, she'll do it...Jeff says something about seeing the way he did something (hard to hear)...Jordan says Jeff did a good job but these are toes...Jeff says "it's different, it's a different canvas"

July 27 JeJo leave for study time in the HOH 12 - 12:05 AM Jordan has just finished rubbing Jeff's arm and asks if Jeff is just going up to the HOH to study everything?...Jeff says yes...Jordan thinks it's too early...Jeff says he still wants to go over it...Jordan says they were talking about how things would go if the HOH comp were endurance, BB will tell them to wear athletic gear...Jordan whispers something about Dani staring her down and being so cocky, she thinks she's got this...Jeff says all she wants is to knock him down, wtf is her obsession with him? to get rid of him and Brendon? wtf is her obsession with them?... Jeff suddenly gets up to check if anyone is overhearing, he comes back in and lays down again...Jordan whispers about Shelly and Dani...Jeff says he has Shelly and Adam already...Jeff says he's going up there just in case it's knock out or not endurance...Jordan asks if she should go up there?...Jeff says "yeah, let's just go up there for a little bit"...Jordan hesitates but shows she will go...Jeff says it doesn't hurt, it's a half hour, what else do they have to do?...Jeff opens the door and Jordan asks Jeff to wait for her...they bicker a little while Jordan gets her hoody and then they leave the room to go up to the HOH... JeJo & Brenchel HOH study time 12:05 - 12:56 AM Jeff and Jordan join Brendon in the HOH room to have a study session for the next HOH comp...Jordan vents to Brendon about how irritated she is...they share some laughs as well but generally keep it business...Rachel joins them 20 minutes later or so and they continue quizzing each other...later on they start focusing in on talking about Dani and why she turned against them, they can't understand it… JeJo & Brenchel BB Alums talk - jealousy/not liking Jeff 12:56 - 12:59 AM Jordan and Rachel make the HOH bed while they talk game...Jeff is almost at the point that he wants Kalia gone before Lawon...Brendon agrees, he can't stand both of them...Jordan says that Lawon told Kalia that he's in the best position in the house...Rachel says Lawon drives him crazy...Jeff says it's an idiot coin flip...Brendon can't believe that Dani would want those 2 in jury with them...Jeff says if they make jury then Dani looks like the queen, the funny one, the one that they all follow... Jeff says it has to be jealousy (why Dani wants him out)...Jordan says it could be because she still hangs out with all the past HG's...Brendon and Rachel say yeah...Jordan says "and they don't like"...Jeff finishes saying "me" Jordan says yeah...Rachel says they don't like her and Brendon either...Brendon says BB alumni don't like people that get more attention than them...Jordan says no, because all of them think they're going to be famous LOL Jeff says they don't like him...Brendon says they don't like him because he won stuff and got to do more than they did...Rachel says that's why they don't like you Jeff (ding ding!)...Jeff says "yeah I know"...Rachel starts to say the people that but stops herself saying they know who they are, it's all the people Dani is friends with...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says that's what she was going to say, didn't that girl Annie in their season say that Jeff used, Jeff carried Jordan and Jordan was like... Brendon says they all talk shit about everybody, some of these people live and breathe BB in the hopes they can come back again for All Stars...Jordan says "good for them"...Brendon says "right?"...Jeff says "have fun"...Jordan says "this is the last time I wanna be on here"...Jeff says "I forget how mental I go"...Brendon says right, that's what he told Rachel, was she sure she wanted to do this...Jeff says he forgot...Brendon says he did because they were gone for so long, they had just got back to normal...Jeff says he forgot how crazy he went with everybody and making himself fu**ing sick, he's getting heartburn from getting nervous, stressed, there's no news here, there's no tv, movies, it's 24/7, he dreams about the game, he's in it 24/7, he's making himself sick to his stomach... Brendon says you get people that annoy the shit out of you and you can't get away from them...Jeff says he goes over everything like making sandwiches for this person and they don't do one fu**ing thing, he's going to go home and watch them on tv, he'll gauge his eyeballs out...Brendon says they've fought so hard and to think someone like Kalia and Lawon would win makes him sick...Jordan says people love an underdog...Jeff says they were underdogs, people love that, it would have been a lot harder for them if they had have stuck to their guns (the newbs)... JeJo & Brenchel - Jeff’s heartbreak 12:59 AM JeJo & Brenchel continue chatting...Brendon says that they all have a very good shot at winning...Rachel says that if Keith had stayed in the house they wouldn't have been able to get out Cassi, now Dom, for them to win things...Jeff can't stomach the thought of Dani winning HOH...Rachel guarantees she won't, she'll fight really hard, if it's endurance she'll hold on but compared to Jeff and Brendon she won't outlast...Jeff says he hopes it's something where you get smashed...Brendon says "just to watch her be in pain too"...Jeff says "that would be nice" Rachel says "Brendon! that's horrible"...Brendon won't back down... Jeff says "she wants me to be in heartbreak pain so why can't we see a couple of styroform bats out there"...Jordan says "heartbreak cuz you're leaving me?"...Jeff says yeah... Jordan says "will you cry?"...Jeff says "umm, I might cry but it might be for myself" LOL Jordan’s jaw drops and Jeff says he has to go back to work and watch the rest of the season on tv and if someone says anything about BB he'll be like "la la la la la" JeJo & Brenchel - Praying mantis basket 1:01 - 1:03 AM Brendon says there's no reason they should be going home after what they've been through, remember that night, how insane it was, Jeff's the only reason any of them stayed cuz they would've been gone...Jeff says it would be a way better story if one of them rise up and win and especially with Dani betrayal, fu**ing Judas...Jeff says he was just going to say that...they laugh at how Jerry said Dan would always be a Judas in his book (good imitation by Brendon)...Rachel laughs saying Brendon should say that to her... Jeff starts laughing about something he said in the DR about Dani, he called her a praying mantis because the females, after they have sex, they eat their mates so Dani was like a praying mantis, she fu**ing ate Dom up and spit him right out the door...LOL! they crack up...Jordan asks if they laughed?...Jeff says he doesn't know if they're going to use it... Jordan says Dom wants to be here...Brendon says he does...Jordan says it's too late...Jeff says he can't stay, he's still cuddled up with Dani...Jordan says Dom came and got her bedding to sleep in the HN room...Rachel says they're going to cuddle up tonight...Jeff says he hopes he gets some cuz she gave him a bunch...Brendon says he's getting drunk and he'll say you screwed with me. Jeff says he hopes he goes out with a bang (he did 😔) Jordan asks if she had sex with her guy? (Nick)...Brenchel say no not on tv but they hooked up...Jordan says that she always says "I don't care but"...Jeff says she says that, tears up and twirls her hair around, it's like watching a Charles Manson video...Brendon says she stares down people...Jeff says the second she left the room last night it was back to the same thing...Rachel says that it's happening to her now, she walks into a room and 30 or 10 seconds later she leaves...Brendon says that she came out of her hole dressed like an Indian...Jeff says "we're such bashers"...Brendon says "sorry Native American"...he says he was cutting up sausage, getting his pizza ready, it was taking him a few minutes and the whole time Dani was sitting there staring at him, why is she so fu**ing weird? Jordan says earlier they were all sitting outside and she was sitting by herself in the kitchen, what was she doing?...Rachel says now she's BFF with Lawon which is random...Brendon says it's another minion...Jeff says Kalia got her batteries today for her...they talk about Porsche a little and how they have to be careful what they say to her... JeJo & Brenchel - playing footsie 1:06 - 1:11 AM Rachel leaves the HOH to get water...Jeff says that if he was PT he'd say GTFO of here...Jordan says they like each other, people that like each other don't throw each other under the bus...Jordan pushes her foot towards Jeff, she wants to be rubbed but Jeff takes off his sandal and they stretch out their legs and play footsie instead...Jordan says that PT is taking it pretty good... Jeff says he can't be mad at anybody but Dani...Jordan says he's not even mad...Bren & Jeff say he's mad but he's not going to do anything, he's classy... Jordan says Dani must have been in the DR being all evil saying she had a master plan...Jeff says he said in the DR, what's up, they want Big Jeff out and you don't even tell me anything about it? Brendon says Dani disgusts him more because she swore on her grandma, same with Kalia swearing on every live relative she has...Brendon says they say he eats a lot of food, Kalia is right there, they're battling...Jeff giggles saying "he hates Kalia"...Brendon says "I do, she just disgusts me"...Jeff cracks up! Brendon says that out of all the HG's that talk about masturbating, Adam is the 10th least he wants to hear about, Kalia is the 11th, lol...she talks about sex all the time...Jordan says she probably already has...Jeff says she's snuck a few rubs under the covers...Jordan is speechless LOL Rachel comes back and they release their foot hold... They joke around about Jeff calling Dani the praying mantis again...Jeff says that yesterday after the vet meeting Jordan came up to him and whispered "Brendon and Rachel didn't buy what she was saying right?" and Jeff told her no!...they laugh...Jeff says that Jordan said "you know she still wants to get rid of you right?" and Jeff said yeah...Jordan says she was waiting for her to leave so they could talk, she took off to be with the newbs, she's definitely not with them... Jordan doesn't know why she wouldn't admit what she did...Brendon says she doesn't have the balls to back to up her supposed great game play...they figure Dani wanted Cassi out because of Dom, she got really jealous when Dom washed her hair...Jordan says that's so stupid...Jeff says she makes those eww faces, he wonders what Dick thinks? he's sure he doesn't appreciate them bashing her...Jordan says she's sure Dick thinks it's dumb... JeJo & Brenchel - drunk pirate? 1:38 - 1:41 AM Jeff, Jordan and Brendon continue chatting in the HOH room...they're rehashing everything game again...Brendon says he's at his wit's end with Kalia, why bother being friends with her...Jeff says she was crying again...Jeff says if she was fu**ed with, she'd break...Brendon says Kalia's defense mechanism is crying...they talk about her fake injury...Brendon says he feels like they are living in their house...Jeff says that he won't feel it's his house until next week...they feel like Dick, Keith and Cassi were never even there...Jeff says if he's gone next people will say "Big Jeff was here?"...Brendon says no one will forget him...Brendon says they all need to fight, they're all fighting for each other to stay...Jordan says it would be different if they were in jury...Jeff says yeah, they'd still be part of the game, if he has to go home, eww, he swears he's going into depression...Jordan says what will Jeff do? what will he do at home? will he stay in LA?...Jeff says what does she mean? he'll go home, he'll stay in LA for 7 more weeks and just be a drunk pirate? ...Jordan says she's just asking...Jeff says he's not talking about it...Brendon says not to say anything, Jeff was the one with the positive attitude from the get go… JeJo & Brendon - Rubbing feet/sabatoe & flintstones feet 1:41 - 1:45 AM JeJo & Brendon continue talking...Jeff is twitching his feet...Jordan tells him to stop...Jeff whispers to rub them...Jordan says for Jeff to rub her feet!...Jeff says her feet are gross...Jordan says "my feet are not gross!"...Jordan says he knows, her feet are cute but he doesn't like the whole thing of feet sweat...Jordan says "so you want me to rub your feet with a second toe that's weird and your feet going like this?"...Jeff says he just got out of the shower (Brendon meanwhile is smiling seeing the banter we all witnessed on BB11 ) Jordan says Jeff wants her to rub them but he can't rub hers?...Jeff says smell them, they smell nice, he just got out of the shower...Jordan smells saying they have a little stench to them LOL Brendon says no one has perfect feet...Jeff points to Brendon saying they could be Bredon's, look at the positive side of things Brendon laughs saying he's glad his feet are making others look better...they all laugh...Jeff says the toe looks like it just got whacked in...Brendon says it is ugly, he's not gonna lie, last year the whole theme was the Saboteur so they kept calling it the Sabotoe... Jordan gets up to inspect his feet, she says "your feet are like fingers"...Jeff says they're like the Tales of the Crypt feet...they crack up...Jordan points out that the weird bone...Jeff says it looks like someone broke his foot and all the callouses are dirty...Jordan cracks up...Jeff doesn't even want to talk about the toenail...Jordan says "omg Brendon"...Jeff freaks out that Jordan touched his toe...Jordan says they're like fingers...Brendon says they're just like that but the nail is from accidents he had when he was a kid... Jordan says "your feet are like the Flintstones" LOL! They crack up...Brendon imitates Fred saying "hey Barney! check out my feet! you think I need to go to the podiatrist?" LOL Brendon says "well thank you Jordan, I'm glad I have Flintstone feet"...Jordan puts her foot between Jeff's legs...Jeff asks where she's going?...Jordan says "me"...Jeff says "no me"...Jeff says he'll scratch her back...Jordan says ok...Jeff says "deal"...Brendon has accepted his feet...Jordan says Rachel loves him either way...Jeff says that Jordan asks him all the time to rub her feet to break him but how about this? he makes it through next week, she gets a good old foot massage...Jordan says ok...Jeff says she better hang on longer...Brendon says she has extra incentive...Jordan says fine and a back massage, they'll have date night, nobody's allowed to go in their room...Jeff says fine...Jordan says ok... Jordan as she is rubbing smell's Jeff's feet again and says they smell...Jeff says it's from the sandals, he just put them on...Jordan says to smell his own feet, there's a little stench...Jeff waves the smell his way and says he likes to bask in the scent of his own aroma (huh? lol) Jordan smells her own and says they don't smell...Jeff asks if she likes the way he said that like a cologne commercial?...Jordan says yeah...Brendon says he loves how Jordan smells right up in her feet... Brendon moves his foot towards him and Jeff says "oh God, it looks like a rake was coming up there" LOL! they crack up...Jeff says "a broken rake" JeJo & Brendon - try to relax me, c’mon love 1:53 - 1:56 AM Jeff, Jordan & Brendon continue chatting...they're talking about Dani, how she's immature and likes Dom & can't come to grips with it...Jeff says she's definitely been burned before (by men)...Brendon says that Rachel was saying that Dani was getting jealous of Dom washing Cassi's hair before they're even working together...Jeff says she's like a little kid saying eww, he says it jokingly but she means it... Jeff says to Jordan "btw, the back scratch thing is off because you touched my feet for not even 6 seconds"...Brendon giggles..."just so you know so don't go downstairs"...Jordan says stttoppp..."go downstairs and says back scratch time!"...Jordan says "you're the worst"...Jeff says "I'm just letting you know, give and take sister, ok!?"...Jeff says he's the one taking it up the ass over there because he's going to be the one leaving, she could help relax him...Jordan says "I told you I would campaign for everybody to evict me"...Jeff says that doesn't work ok...Jordan says it could work, he doesn't understand... Jeff says "we've been through this before, you tried to campaign and you won a half million dollars ok? there's no campaigning, I'm gone always...and if I yell at you, I'm the fu**ing asshole all the time, so please, try to relax me...you know what I'm talking about"...Jordan gives him a look (down there 😉 ) and Jeff says "no"...they giggle...Jordan says "you saw where my eyes were going"...Jeff says "I know"...Jeff says "c'mon love ♥ I'm stressed out"... Jordan says "I can't win arguments with him ever"...Jeff says what it is is that he talks so much she just gives up, it doesn't even have to make sense... Jeff says it takes a couple of minutes and she gives up, he doesn't ask her for a lot, what does he ask her for other than scratching his back...Jordan says that normally he's too occupied eating a snack and watching a tv show that he's not paying attention to, he pays no attention to her (LOL)...Jeff says what is she talking about?...Jordan says when it's tv and snack she's out of the picture, she has to play with her dog...Jeff tries to explain that just like in here, when you spend all day with someone you sometimes just need a little break to yourself and Jordan will be like "hey remember Pop Tarts!?...what!?"... Jordan says can he imagine living with her, they would kill each other...Jeff says no they wouldn't because he'd go to work and come back...Brendon points out that they have lived with each other and they're doing it again...Jordan says she knows but this is isn't stressful because they're not going to the grocery store (huh? that makes no sense lol)...Jeff says they'd have something fun to do, here they're just going to go banana pancakes... Jordan says they're going to figure it out when they get out of there...Jeff says he knows, she's said it 50 times, lets not stress on that too...Brendon starts talking about his and Rachel's living situation... JeJo & Brendon - BB cliques/gossip/staying offline 2:02 - 2:09 AM Feeds switch to the HOH room again where Jeff, Jordan and Brendon continue chatting...they are talking about Michele from BB11...Brendon says "that one, let me tell you, I've seen two different sides to her, ykwim? that one you were talking about"...Jeff says yeah...Brendon says he's seen two different sides, "that" one and he's met her mom at a reality convention thing, she was super sweet, she voted for a their wedding contest...Jordan is surprised to hear they were in a wedding contest, she asks about it...Brendon explains and says they got in top 15 but there was much more to just the online voting component...Jordan asks who won?...Brendon says they had people writing in telling them not to let them win, that's how fu**ed up people were... Jordan's mouth drops...Jeff says "yeah people are kooky badooky"...Jordan asks if they knew who won?...Brendon says no, it's random, there were a few thousand people entered...Jordan says being in there will help...Brendon says for sure, they also took care of that legally so when they get out if they want to get a wedding show they can do that, he made sure it was in the contract... Brendon brings talk back to Michele and says he thought if she was nice enough to vote for them and put it on their facebook and twitter then well, he saw two sides...Jeff says he saw two sides as well Brendon says he saw the other side, some of the stuff that happened afterwards with her mom selling stuff on eBay...Jeff says he gives everyone a second chance but there's some things you just don't do...Brendon says it doesn't give people permission to do crazy shit... Jeff says for the most part he hung out with Michele and Lydia right after, he thinks Michele is a nice person, he hasn't hung out with her since he's heard all these stories but from what he knows of Michele she's cool ...Jordan says yeah, she's a nice girl Brendon says she is...Jeff says he hears all these stories...Brendon says he just hopes, he knows from his life experiences that she's got a lot of traumatic events in her life and hopes she takes care of that...Jeff and Jordan agree... Jeff says for the most part everyone is good, there's some things he doesn't like about certain people and that's just life, people don't like him but he thinks people don't like him for the wrong reasons and he doesn't really care either.. Jeff says "I don't like the whole Big Brother cliques and all that shit because you go out one night, fu**ing whatever, I get drunk, oh Jeff gets drunk ykwim? there's so much bullshit talk"...Jeff says from what he knows of Michele she's a nice person, maybe she made some bad choices but she just gets bashed and it starts from the people that are on Big Brother so he doesn't want to get involved in all that shit because you do one bad thing and it just circles around, he hates negativity, he hates all that stuff, if there's something online, he doesn't read it because he tries to pursue other things and he was honest with people so in the house people would say to him that he was just pursuing this to get something else and he'd say yeah, he is kinda, he likes acting, he'd like to be in the business, he was honest, he gets off the show and half the people on BB tried to start some kind of career and they were making fun of him about it... Brendon says they're not honest with themselves about what they want and then see Jeff succeeding and it fuels the jealousy (DING! DING! DING! ) Jeff says they were throwing stones...Brendon says when they did Amazing Race it made everybody angrier...Jeff says "oh yeah"...Brendon says that's what happened to Rachel, she got way into the internet stuff and it messed up her head...Jeff and Jordan say you can't do look at that...Brendon says that's why it feels like they just got normal and then came in there again...Jeff says they will come out good, he heard some things about Brenchel and it was bad and he doesn't see it, he sees good Brendon says they went through a shit storm and a lot was from the BB world, even before their whole scandal went down Russell was super cool...Jeff and Jordan say he is...Brendon says Russell said he gave them a pep talk, he was sweet, that's what he likes to hear, they need more like him in BB...Jeff says what about people who sell their socks on eBay? come on!...Brendon says they didn't sell anything, Jeff too...Brendon says if anything he'd sell it for charity...Jeff says he gave some stuff to charity...feeds switch... Purple room - just like old times Part 1 2:15 - 2:24 AM The feeds switch to the purple room right before the 2:15am mark...Jeff and Jordan are getting settled in, they're discussing where "she" is...Jeff is pretty sure "she's" in the other room talking...they lay down and Jeff smiles at Jordan Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says nothing, why does she always say what?...Jordan is about to say that it's cuz he's looking at her "funny" but Jeff asks what the spot on his face is? a mole?...Jordan feels/looks and says yeah...Jeff doesn't know why he just noticed it...Jordan rubs Jeff's face...Jeff says you gotta watch those moles...Jeff wants 15 suntan lotion, they have to ask, did anyone ask (for it)? people complain but no one asks... Jordan says "I like your scruff" ❤ More smiles & a giggle from Jordan...Jeff smells a pillow LOL Jordan asks if it smells clean...Jeff says it smells like outside and then proceeds to smash her face with it gently of course Jeff giggles and Jordan says to not squish her nose...Jeff takes this chance to get into "position" from BB11, leg over Jordan's leg, Jordan's arm draped over Jeff Jordan squeezes his belly a little, Jeff protests and Jordan says in Jeff mode "be nice"...more giggles... A couple of belly pats and cute smiles from Jordan... Jeff says he wants to still be in the house when the fortune teller talks...Jordan says he will be...Jeff shows how he thinks the voice will be, Jordan doesn't think so, she shows what she thinks the FT will sound like, like the E.T. voice Jeff says no way...Jordan says yes...Jeff says he wants to watch E.T. when he gets out of there... Jordan rubs Jeff's belly and says his stomach feels flatter...Jeff says so it was fatter before?LOL Jordan says it feels more muscular...Jeff asks what "this is?"...Jordan says a miniature hamhock Jeff says "I don't look fat right?"...Jordan says "of course"...Jeff says "I do look fat?"...Jordan says "nooo, shut up! you know you look good" Jeff laughs a little while telling Jordan about Big Eric & Big Jim and how he and Big Jim would say they look good with their shirts off (being goofy)...Jordan asks if he's the one that's ripped?...Jeff says no Big E is, Big Jim is like him...control room... Jordan says "really?"...Jeff says he likes anything, if she scratches anything...Jeff says it's more awkward for her...Jordan says cuz she's playing with his armpit hair? Jeff says it smells good...Jordan smells saying it does, it smells real nice...Jeff says it's clean, he didn't do anything stressful...Jordan says it could be braided...Jeff says it couldn't...Jordan tries to twist it...Jordan says to look at hers...Jeff says it's clean, what if it looked like his?...Jordan says eww, would he barf?...Jeff says "no, uh, I wouldn't talk to you" Jordan asks how it looks?...Jeff says "smooth Jazz" but there are "bumpies"...Jordan knows, she says she's going to get laser hair removal...Jeff asks "you are? if you win?"...Jordan says "if you win!"...Jeff tsks saying "if I win!? listen I told you, one step at a time, I gotta get through this week"...Jordan says "we'll go on a big vacay"...Jeff says "for sure"...Jeff says they'll be ok if they get "fu**in crazy" (Dani) out of there, he still can't believe "that"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says he can't think about anything else buy why? there's no reason...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "so mean"...they giggle... Jordan asks if Jeff's feelings are hurt?...Jeff says no, he just doesn't know why, he didn't call her a bad name, say or do anything...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says that's what drives him crazy, just why? especially why if they took Dom with him and he would've been with them...Brendon gets called to the DR...Rachel walks by and Jeff calls for her asking if she's been in the DR the whole time?...Rachel walks in saying yeah, was it long?...JeJo say yeah, real long...Rachel joins them...Jeff says they came to the PR to get sleepy in there...Jordan admits to farting just then, she says sorry...Jeff can't believe she tried to sneak one...Jordan says it was a hot one Jeff covers up his nose/mouth LOL...JeJo & Rachel continue chatting a little about game...Brendon then joins them and they chat a little, Brendon leaves to go to the DR & Rachel leaves with him, they say their goodnights… Purple room - just like old times Part 2 2:24 - 2:34 AM Jeff and Jordan continue hanging out in the purple room...Brenchel have just left...Jordan snuggles into Jeff and Jeff asks "what's up?"... Jordan starts blowing on Jeff's neck and they start giggling...Jeff smiles saying "no, don't don't" Jordan gives Jeff a noisy kiss and tries to tickle his neck again...Jeff smiles...Jordan says Jeff isn't letting her get in there...Jeff says he knows, it tickles...Jordan wants to try the other side...Jeff turns and says "lemme see"...Jordan tries tickling him but it's not working too well...Jeff says "it's not as much"...Jordan tries again on the other side and Jeff squirms away saying "this side tickles, I dunno why"...Jordan continues and Jeff says "alright stop, hey! stop getting worked, you're like a puppy, stop getting worked up"... Jeff says "I'm trying to fu**ing relax over here"...Jordan giggles...they get in "position" again and Jeff warns her to "not"...Jordan says she's not going to...Jeff asks what is wrong with her?...Jordan snuggles in saying she just wants to play...they get quiet... Jordan asks Jeff to play with his hair...Jeff pets her a few times lol and says he wants to go to sleep, he's getting frustrated...Jordan sits up thinking Jeff means he wants to literally go to sleep, she says "let's go"...Jeff gets tongue-tied and says he's frustrated because he doesn't want to go in the DR...Jordan says Jeff wants to go to bed (pretending to sleep) so BB won't call them...Jeff laughs...Jordan says that's the only reason he wants to go to bed...Jeff says yeah... Jeff doesn't want to do an hour DR...Jordan doesn't either...Jeff says BB asks him to say it funny and he doesn't feel like it...Jordan asks if he's negative?...Jeff says he's not...Jordan says she was bitter tonight...control room... Jordan says she looks like a ghost...Jeff says she looks tanned when she's outside...Jeff says his face got red huh?...Jordan mmm, hmm's, she says her makeup she got from the doctor is 30 but Jeff can't use it because it's powder, he should wear 45 on his face to protect it...Jeff says he does, he goes out for 15 mins, gets hot and then puts lotion on...Jordan says he does good...Jeff says today he didn't, that's why he's red...Jordan says he got a bit of color...Jeff feels like last time they were darker...they discuss the differences in the lotions they had last time compared to now... Jeff notices a weird hair on his arm and asks Jordan to help pull it out...they work on that for a bit...Jordan has a hangnail ....that helped pass about 15 seconds and then Jeff says "what else?" LOL...Jeff closes his eyes and Jordan says "that's it"...they get quiet... Jordan says "remember when we'd always go to our green room and just like lay down?"❤ ...Jeff mmm, hmm's recalling the bike that lit up...Jeff says "that was 2 years ago man"...Jordan says "doesn't it fly by?"...Jeff says "yeah it does"... Jordan says it feels like it was just last season kind of, she has forgotten some things...Jeff says yeah, he forgot how stir crazy you go, he wasn't even thinking about that, the paranoia and stuff, you get engrossed in it...Jordan says the paranoia & emotions, you go through so many...Jeff talks about the rollercoaster effect, he asks if it's everybody or just him cuz he's wacky?...Jordan says it's everybody, you get upset...Jeff says his temper is small but they agree he's done good at controlling it... Jordan says every once in awhile Jeff goes off with his hands, she tries to describe how Jeff's face looks/changes when he's mad, when he does that facial expression that's how she knows he's really mad, kind of like how her lip goes up when she smiles, when he gives that look, she knows to leave Jeff alone...Jeff says "really?"...she tries...what the?... They laugh...Jordan says he does "this face" and he does it every time, she knows he can't see it but his face gets all weird...Jeff says he doesn't know...Jordan wants to point it out...Jeff says not to...they banter about this...Jeff in the Waterboy voice says "stop making fun of me" ...they talk about Waterboy and funny lines from that...some cute laughs... Jeff then takes a loose thread from the pillow and puts it on Jordan's face LOL Jordan then plays with it on Jeff's face, she leaves it there and Jeff doesn't realize it Jeff then does realize and freaks out a little Jordan giggles, Jeff says he has a strong gag reflex when hair goes in his mouth...Jordan says imagine all her hair in his mouth...Jeff asks why she's goofy all of a sudden...Jordan says "I don't know, can we not be?"...Jeff says it's going to be 3 in the morning again...Jordan leans in and they kiss... Purple room - burning Jeff 2:34 - 2:42 AM JeJo continue hanging out in the purple room...they share a cute kiss and then Jordan asks if Jeff wants to go to bed?...Jeff says kinda, he's not tired, he's tired but...Jordan wonders what they can talk about?...she says that Peyton's dog business is picking up, she wonders who all he's dog sitting for now?...Jeff says he's never going to be home... Jordan asks Jeff what he thinks his brother & fam are doing?...Jeff says same shit, hanging by the pool, it's summer, Ali is off work...Jordan asks if Jeff is missing anybody's birthday?...Jeff says Scott...Jordan says she always thinks Scott's is Oct 27...Jeff says that's Eric's...Jordan knows but she forgets and thinks Scott & Peyton have the same bday...Jeff says it's weird... Jeff wacks Jordan with a pillow Jordan says Jeff's arm looks bigger...Jeff says it's because it's smashed LOL Jordan says no, his forearm looks bigger, she noticed it earlier...more banter...Jordan wants to go to bed...Jeff wants to scissor kick & tickle her LOL...Jordan protests "Jeffff"...Jeff lets go...Jordan says she just wants to hit him...Jeff says he just wants for no reason to kick her head off more banter and play fighting...Jeff holds her in a submission lock... Jordan says it hurts...Jeff says they do it in the UFC, Tony knows all those moves, it's ridiculous...Jeff warns Jordan he's going to poot, he does it smells, Jeff starts airing it out, Jordan doesn't smell it...Jeff says "it came right up and bit me" LOL Jordan says "alright, c'mon smelly"...Jordan gets up and Jeff says "try to drag me off"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "drag me off"...Jordan thought he was saying something else ;)...Jeff says "or try that too" LOL! Jeff says "what if I was in a fire?"...Jordan says "oh, c'mon don't say that...I'd have a really hard time"...Jordan tries to no avail...she says to not get mad if she hurts him...Jeff says to get him off, he's gonna burn...Jordan says "I'm trying, you might just burn" Jeff makes dying sound effects LOLand asks if she really cannot move him?...Jordan says no, he's too heavy...Jeff thinks she should be able to drag him, what if he's in the fire and knocked unconcious?...Jordan says he's gonna burn unless she gets someone else to get him...Jeff thinks she should be able to... Jordan tries a different tactic to no avail...Jeff gives her a head start but can't believe she can't do it...Jordan insists he's too heavy...Jordan tries again saying "wake up"...Jeff is total dead weight haha...Jeff yells because she pulled his skin off (big baby! lol)...Jordan says she's supposed to rescue him from the fire...Jeff says his skin is hot and burned him already... Jeff wants to try pulling Jordan, she lays down and he does it pretty easily but admits that the surface doesn't help, it was hard...Jeff wants to be dragged back to the room...Jordan will show him how it's done Jordan drapes Jeff over her back to carry him and Brendon walks by... They chit chat and tell him what they were doing...control room...when the feeds return Jeff is heading to the DR...Jordan says goodnight heading to the candy room...Jeff says it's not goodnight, he's going to come wake her up when he's done... Quick goodnight 3:01 - 3:03 AM Jeff joins Jordan in bed...a couple of secret smiles and some inaudible talk (audio is muted) and laughs...audio comes on just in time for them to kiss goodnight and say their "I love you's"... Jordan is gripy 11:33 AM Jeff is outside finishing up eating, he goes inside the kitchen to put away his and Rachel's dishes...Jordan is in the kitchen, she says she's gripy...Jeff asks "you're gripy?"...Jordan says yeah, she's gripy...Rachel offers to wash the dishes...Jeff playfully asks "what's wrong with you?"...Jordan says when people try to talk to her she just wants them to get away from her right now...Jeff says yeah, he always gets like that, he's rubbing off on her...they high five... Jordan says she's gripy again...Jeff says it's like when people try to fake talk to you and be like "hey, so what's up? what's in that granola cereal? and you're like get the f**k away from me with your fake questions"... Jordan asks what she should eat?...Jeff asks if she wants to come listen to him poop? LOL Jeff then grabs Jordan in a choke hold, he lets go and she coughs, she slaps Jeff's arm and Jeff pretends to slap her...Jordan walks away saying geez...Jeff says "wow, you are gripy, I'll talk to you in about an hour"...Jordan says "shut up Jeff"...Jeff says "whoa! you got a 2 hour ban just for that comment"... Jeff brings Jordan into the purple room 11:36 - 11:40 PM Apparently the 2 hour ban is over LOL because 2 minutes after saying that Jeff and Jordan meet up in the hallway...Jeff asks where she was, he went looking for her in the candy room...Jordan says she went to the SR...Jeff doesn't quite believe her and says something fishy is going on...they hug a couple of times and Jeff calls her into the purple room, they walk in holding hands...Jordan asks what?...Jeff says nothing, he wants her to relax for a second, he grabs her and takes her down onto the bed... They laugh and Jordan asks what Jeff has to tell her?...Jeff says nothing, she was just crabby...Jordan says she knows, she's just annoyed... Jeff says she probably had a bad dream about people being in your ear so she's sick of it already...they talk about what Jeff was eating...Jordan sits up and Jeff takes the opportunity to grab her boob LOL Jeff asks why she was so gripy crabby, just sick of everything?...Jordan says people make her sick in this house...they high five and then whisper some game about Dani and Kalia (Jordan looks gorgeous here ) ...Jeff says "that" is why she's really annoyed...Jordan says it isn't, it's just everything and if Dani wins HOH she's going to be really annoyed...Jordan snuggles into Jeff and Jeff kisses her neck...Jeff says he'd love to cuddle but he has to poop Jordan says there's always excuses...Jeff says it's not, he brought her in there...Jordan gives him one last kiss and they get up to go...Jeff wants her to come and listen to him poop...Jordan says no and grabs his butt crack LOL Jeff says she stuck it in there (as he pinches her butt) and it's already halfway out... (These two! 😀) Quick backrub 11:55 - 11:57 AM Jeff is sitting on the couches in the BY, Brendon is on the elliptical...Jordan comes outside and sits by Jeff...Jeff asks her if she's going to sit by the pool with him or just kick it?...Jordan doesn't respond, she's still gripy...Jeff reaches over and rubs Jordan's back...they talk about the lockdown and the upcoming endurance comp...palm trees...they talk about their own endurance comp and Jordan fusses with her hair...Jeff goes inside… Rachel’s HOH time Part 1 12:16 - 12:19 PM It's HOH picture time...Rachel wants to take a group shot...they set up the camera to take a pic of the whole group behind the BY couches...Jeff and Jordan pose cutely as usual... and then they are told to do a goofy pose... Jeff and Jordan check out the pictures on the camera and then head to the pool... Rachel’s HOH time Part 2 12:22 PM Feeds switch to the Jeff and Jordan who are at the pool, Jeff in the pool, Jordan sitting nearby...Rachel is coming over to take more pics, she says "pretend like you like each other" she takes the first pic... Rachel says that is actually super cute...Shelly offers to take a pic of the 4 of them (JJBR)...they take a couple of cute shots, one of Jordan with sunglasses, one without... Shelly says they look like professional pictures, they look at the camera and are satisfied with them Pool time - Aww love/celeb talk 12:23 - 12:34 PM Picture time is over...Brenchel and Shelly leave and Jeff and Jordan are left by the pool...Jeff says "aww love" ♥ Jordan says she's not working out...Jeff says she's been working out good, she should rest...Jordan says she doesn't feel like getting sweaty... Jeff and Jordan banter about the movie Blow...Jordan says it's the first movie she's going to go rent after they get out of there...and E.T. Shelly says E.T. is a great movie...Jordan says she loves Blow because it's based on a true story, Johnny Depp is the best...Jeff says he's the best, he can do anything...Jordan says omg if Johnny Depp came in there! she didn't even know what to say to "this guy"...Jeff says no, the Hoff was great because you could just talk to him but Johnny Depp doesn't even go out in public, he lives in France so to see someone like him in there would be crazy... Jordan asks if Shelly likes Jessica Simpson?...Shelly says sure...Jordan would like her or Carrie Underwood...Jeff thinks he could talk to them...Shelly says if you want to see a breakdown in the house bring in Johnny Depp and not invite Jeff to see him...Jeff says he's his favorite actor, that's why...Jordan says something about him, the way he looks, carries himself, he's just hot...Jeff says he likes seeing celebs but gets more pumped up at sports figures... Jordan says for her 21st bday she went out with her parents to a restaurant, there was a range rover with the plate "Jordan" on it, they went in and Michael Jordan was in there, her dad was so excited and wanted to go see him but she didn't really care...Jeff says maybe if it was Jessica Simpson she would've cared LOL They continue talking about sports figures...Kalia has arrived and takes over the conversation they then talk about football players… Jordan calls a house meeting 1:10 - 2:30 PM Jordan calls a house meeting...tempers flare, voices rise, name calling, it had a little bit of everything Talking it out after the house meeting 3 - 3:16 PM Feeds switch to Jordan who is entering the HOH room...Jordan calls out Jeff?...Jeff, who is in the bathroom, says "yeah love" ♥ Jordan says she was talking to Shelly and she really needs to talk to them after her DR...Jeff asks what that means?...Jordan doesn't know but she wants to fill them in...Jeff starts getting paranoid that it's a bad thing that she wants to talk to them...Jeff lays down on the floor... Jordan says she doesn't think Shelly is abandoning them...they talk about both of them talking to Kalia and pretending everything is cool but it's not...Jeff isn't even worried about Kalia, it's Dani right now...Jordan says that Dani at first was hiding around the corner listening but she did get called out...Jeff says yeah but she doesn't care at all, that's what's wrong with her, he's not her biggest threat in the game, get real, get real, it's 100% something else, if he's so good wouldn't she want to align with him, use him and then get rid of him, it's something inside, she'll never admit to it but it's something deeper than her saying he's a good player, it has nothing to do with it, it's not the game, she's playing on a personal level and now he is too. Jordan says she told the DR this is going to be quite the HOH, no deals will be made...Jeff says they will once they start crying up there...Jordan says at least they got it all out to everyone's satisfaction, she asks if Jeff wants to be left alone?...Jeff says no...Jordan wonders again what Shelly wants...she says that Dani is probably acting like the victim in there...Jeff says 100%...150%... Jeff says the way Dani talks to people, it's like he's a piece of shit to her, the faces she makes like a 4 year old, he gets fu**ing so pissed, it's fu**ing rude and she acts like she wants to fight him, what is he supposed to do? it's a girl, keep yelling and fu**ing drive himself crazy? it's like she wants to fight him, he gets so fired up, my God, fu**ing he gets so pissed, this house, he hates it in there... Jordan can't believe Dom isn't more mad at Dani...Jeff says he doesn't care, he tried to make him see but Dom was trying to call them out...Jordan tells Jeff how Dom was acting before when Jeff wasn't in the room, he wasn't being like that and then that's why she called the meeting... Jeff says "I didn't mean to tell you to shut up but you were talking a lot and bringing up points that drift the conversation, you're like Julie even asked me, that has nothing to do with the conversation and you don't want to give people ammunition saying see, production is against us, no matter what happens next week, if Dani doesn't win, it's production's fault"...palm trees...they continue talking about Kalia...Jordan says Jeff has to be nice to her...Jeff says he was super nice, gave her a hug...Jordan says she said he made rude comments...Jeff says they made up, he told her the reason he was mean is because she lied to his face, don't make her the victim, he's the one that was victimized and took it up the ass with the backdoor plan... They talk about why Dani said she wanted Jeff out...Jeff says he can't even spell and he's the biggest threat in there? now he might be cuz he's juiced up...Jordan says it's good they said that but people might want to target her...Jeff's not so sure...Jeff says Shelly went off for awhile...Jordan is curious to see what she says...Jeff turns on the spyscreen...Jeff says it's nothing new, just out in the open and she didn't take any blame for it...Jordan says the Shelly thing AGAIN...Jeff chuckles and says let's see what it is...Jordan says Rachel was up here blogging when BB told her she might want to go down to the meeting LOL Jeff says "did you call the house meeting?"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff giggles...Jordan says that she's the little tattletale kid. Jeff says the way Dani talks to Rachel is embarrassing...Jordan imitates her...Jeff then says that Dani was saying Jeff hated Porsche, why did she say that? making more trouble...Jordan says she also brought up the Cassi thing, Dani was the girl that was threatened by her...Jeff doesn't understand why Dom is defending her...Jordan says that he likes her...Jeff says that shouldn't matter...Jordan liked the way Rachel called out Dani...Jeff says to go get Shelly...Jordan says she's in the DR... Jordan asks about Adam...Jeff's not sure what's up with him, he tried to hide from the meeting, him and Porsche did...they wonder if Adam is with the newbs again...Jeff tries to remember something Adam said outside to him...Jordan wonders if maybe what Shelly wants to talk about has to do with Adam... Jordan says Jeff needs to cut his nose hairs Jordan says stressful, stressful...Jeff says always, always...Jordan asks if Jeff wants to make food?...Jeff says for Jordan to wait for Shelly while he listens to some music...Jordan leaves... JeJo & Rachel chat in the purple room 3:53 - 4:25 PM Jeff and Rachel talk game in the purple room, they discuss the meeting, Dani and the endurance comp...Jordan joins them and they continue chatting, then Shelly joins them for a little bit to talk game...Jeff steps out briefly and returns...more talk and then Shelly leaves...a little later Jordan moves over to Jeff and cuddles into him... More continuous game talk, mostly about Dani, why she did what she did and how she's so mean...Jordan thinks that it's because she's so friendly with all the BB people that don't like Jeff and how excited they would be if Dani could get Jeff out Rachel says they would be cheering her on...Jeff says she just got 10,000 fans if she gets him out LOL Jeff doesn't know why...Rachel says it's because people are jealous when they have things they don't get, people are just jealous that they are back in the house right now, Jeff agrees...Jordan says this is the last time she's doing this...Jeff says he can't believe he forgot how emotional it gets in there, how hard it is, he can't even sleep at night because you think about every f**king stupid thing.....more game talk while they have a little footsie match They go over how they've done so far in the game, Jeff says it's hard for 3 couples to get through this game successfully...more animated game talk during footsie play...they discuss the possibility of Brendon & Jeff going to jury and at least Rachel & Jordan would have each other in the house ...more game talk (rinse & repeat) Real life stories in the PR 5:02 - 5:14 PM Jeff, Jordan, Brendon & Rachel share real life stories in the purple room Do you still love me love? 8:59 - 9:04 PM Jeff, Jordan and Brendon are talking game in the purple room...Brendon leaves the room and immediately Jeff says "do you still love me love?" ♥ ...Jordan says "aww, of course" she kisses Jeff... Jeff asks if it was crazier last time or the same?...Jordan brushes Jeff's hand with her face and says "same", she says she thinks their season was crazier but they weren't involved in any of it...she kisses Jeff's hand again... Jordan smells Jeff's hand and says it smells like celery... Jordan sits up and says last time they weren't as involved with the whole Ronnie thing...Jeff says he can't believe she won last time, he was there and he still doesn't believe it... Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says well he got to 5th, she won, he still can't believe it, he can't believe she got through all this bullshit...Jordan thinks he might this time...Jeff thinks she might too because she's on no one's radar... Jordan says Shelly told her that if Dom stays their target is Jeff, Bren then Rachel and her, them 4 first then they'll go for each other...Jordan says they can do it tomorrow, it's 7 vs 1, he's a strong person he can do it...Jordan asks if he wants to be left alone?...Jeff says no but she doesn't have to be on top of him...Jordan is just trying to talk...Jeff still doesn't get why Dani came after him...Jordan says that she's jealous and they're going after Rachel more than her because she's seen as clueless Jordan tells Jeff he's not going anywhere...Jeff says he's target #1 and if this comp is favored for her ugh, she has an advantage no matter what so don't tell him he's not going anywhere and he's target #1, he has no chance if the comp is something hanging, it will benefit her...Jordan lays her hair down on Jeff's chest and wants him to rub it...he does very briefly and then Brendon walks back in... PR - sweet cuddles/NNMs/Edamame 9:32 - 9:37 PM Jeff and Jordan are hanging out in the purple room with Adam, Porsche and Brendon...they're throwing around the orange ball and Jeff accidentally throws it too hard into Jordan's face...Jeff gives her a free pass to throw it at him...she does...Jordan can't resist any longer and she lays on top of Jeff cuddling him...Jordan says Jeff made her headache worse...Jeff asks if she took Advil?...Jordan says no...Jeff says "I hate you" Jordan says "you love me"... Jeff squeezes Jordan with his legs and then Jordan kisses him...kisses him again...Jordan sits up and they chit chat while Jordan plays with Jeff's legs...Jordan lays back down on top of Jeff...Jordan says she thinks she's going to get herself some NNM's...Porsche says NNM's?...Jeff says she always says it that way...Brendon says it's like the way Rachel says Edaname...Jeff says he heard she can't say that...Brendon says he's said it 3 million times and she never says it right now matter how many times she corrects her. They call Rachel over to see if she'll say it correctly, she doesn't, she says "Edaname" meanwhile Jordan has gotten up...Jeff asks her what she's getting to eat?...Jordan says NNM's Adam tries to get her to say M&M's to no avail...Jordan likes NNM's, she's always said that...Jeff says Jordan's brother says the same thing...Jordan says so does her mom...Jeff says Oh! whatever their mom says is exactly right, it's like the waterboy...Jordan says she also says "kleenax" instead of "kleenex" and she used to say "pasghetti" instead of "spaghetti"...Jordan leaves... It’s official Jeff hates Dani 10:47 - 10:49 PM Jeff, Jordan and Rachel are in the purple room chatting...Shelley comes by and they chat about the endurance comp coming up, she leaves...Rachel says that Dani won't even look at her...Jordan says she shouldn't have called her an idiot...Rachel says there are worse things she said...Jeff says she's very mean, very mean to Rachel, but she's very mean in general, she's got no heart...Rachel agrees saying she's a mean girl...Jeff says "I don't, I don't like her, it's official"...Rachel says she's officially on Jeff's list and her list too...Jeff says "I do not like her"... Rachel says it makes no sense...Jordan says it would so cool if they said that the key holders do not get to play in the HOH...Jeff prays that that happens and says he'd have a boner...Rachel laughs...Jeff says something negative for them...Rachel says Jeff is right, Dani would freak out... Jordan asks what if they'd never talked, never figured all this out and they would have been backdoored...Rachel says they would have never done that...Brendon walks in and agrees, it would be such a dumb move... Trimming nose hair banter/kiss on BBAD 10:49 PM Purple room chat continues...Jeff asks Jordan "where's your nose hair trimmer?"...Jordan says it's in their room...Jeff says "where?" Jordan says "why, my nose hair needs to be trim?" Jordan stumbles over her words saying that didn't even make a sentence, she says again "does my nose hairs need to be trim?" Jeff says "duh, trim-duh...I'll give you a thousand dollars if you tell me why I asked you that?" Jordan says "cuz of your nose hairs" Jeff says "ohh!" Jordan says "I know but I was saying do mine?" Jeff says "and when you asked me this a couple of hours ago did I tell you no?" Jordan says "yeah, I just wanna make sure" Jeff says "ok, I just wanna make sure we had this conversation and I wasn't dreaming" Staredown (in the background Rachel says to Brendon they should start trimming each other's nose hairs and Brendon says whoa! LOL) Jordan tells Jeff to go out there...Jeff looks in the mirror...Jeff says "you told me I had long nose hairs"...Jordan says she didn't say "long" nose hairs...palm trees... While the feeds were on palm trees, Jeff and Jordan banter some more and share a little kiss, it was shown on BBAD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDvW1tbSKs4 Jordan says "I'm gonna go get em" Jeff says for her to find some hallucinitive drug he can take while she's back there Jordan gives him the look and says she's gonna win something where they can all leave for the day...Brenchel says "God, please pick us"...Jordan leaves... Nose hair trimming 10:56 - 11 PM Jeff and Jordan use Jordan's tool to trim their nose hairs. Not a pretty sight, not even the cutest couple ever can make this look cute LOL According to Jeff, Jordan has the tiniest nostrils PR - grooming stories & affection 11:09 - 11:16 PM Feeds switch to the purple room where Jeff and Jordan are chatting with Adam and Brendon...they're talking about the other side's shenanigans, they're calling Dani the bus driver LOL Jeff chuckles over Kalia just telling him she's sorry and then she's over there rounding up everybody...Brendon says he doesn't care, just stop it...Jeff says you never beat a horse this much outside the house, if you talk about this over and over outside the house you end up in an insane asylum...Adam says you're allowed to...Jeff says it's encouraged... Jeff touches his nose saying he feels some in there (still)...Adam says you need nose hairs...Jeff says he has a couple of jams in there...Adam says you need them to filter dirt and dust...Jeff says he told Jordan but she was going for a cleaning...Adam says he clips the ones that hang out Brendon says the worse is when there's one just sticking out...Jordan says her brother gets them trimmed with scissors at the salon...Adam gets his eyebrows done and compliments Brendon on his eyebrows...Jeff says the unibrows are the worst...Adam finds a blond hair...Jeff says it's Jordan's...Adam says it looks grey...Jeff says it's Jordan's cuz it's so white, it's white at the top, it looks dirty, it's probably Jordan's LOL Adam asks if Jordan's stressed? Jordan says "you're so mean to me"...Jeff says "no, I'm not, I'm just kidding, jokes are made of love"...they look at each other and Jeff says "you wanna hug me right now"...Jordan says "come over here"...Jeff comes over...Jeff gets comfy on Jordan's lap and Jordan kisses him...they chat about the cameras in there and Jordan kisses Jeff again... Adam says he wants to get inside the walls...Jordan says it's really awesome...they ask if they have been?...they lie and say no they didn't see them last year Jordan says they watched Brenchel sleep right before the competition and people walking around, she tells Brendon she saw them in their pool room, the HN room now... They continue talking about production lol and Jeff gets called to the DR... Hug for Jeff 11:54 PM The HG's are in the kitchen doing a mock interview of Dom by Julie Chen (tomorrow) when he's evicted...they're discussing a good nickname for Dom outside the house, Dom wonders if PT will stick...they all think so...Jordan goes up to Jeff and gives him a big hug while Jeff says if he had a nickname "part time" his friends would love it...

August 2 Bathroom to the purple room to the candy room - game talk 2:34 - 2:50 AM The feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who are in the bathroom whispering game, they decide to go into the purple room to talk more...they talk about the house dynamic now and deals that are being made...just before the 2:38am mark Jeff tells Jordan to get closer to him, he's tired of her not hearing what he's saying from the other side of the bed LOL They talk about Porsche and Jeff says he can't talk to her and Jordan says she's probably going to come after them They talk about Adam, Jordan says it's good for her to talk to him, Jeff agrees and says he doesn't know what to think of him yet...Jordan says Dani is just putting stuff in people's heads...Jeff knows...Jordan says she wishes Brendon would've used the veto to save himself not Rachel...Jeff agrees...Jordan wonders if he regrets it... Jordan asks if Jeff wants to go outside and talk?...Jeff says what else is there to talk about?...Jordan asks if he wants to go in the room?...Jeff says yeah, they could...they both leave to go to the candy room...they pass Adam on the way in and ask him if he wants to come in and crack jokes?...Adam gets up to put his costume on...in the meantime Jeff and Jordan continue whispering about the HG's...they talk about how Lawon said he was an entertainment lawyer, yeah right! Jordan & Jeff don't believe it...Jeff says that when Rachel talks and they all talk and stuff he doesn't say a lot of things that he would just say to Jordan Jeff says that he doesn't want Rachel coming back at some point saying that "Jeff said this" (smart man )...they talk about Lawon again, Jeff says he's not an entertainment lawyer, he could barely read the card (when he was hosting) Jeff giggles about thinking he smells Cruddy in there and grabs his cologne to spray the room, he says he loves it Jordan wonders if people will say anything about Adam being in there talking to them?...Jeff says no...Jeff then complains about Porsche and how he did her sheets for her and then she just threw theirs on the bed and Jordan made the bed...he calls her a fu**ing bitch and says she could put them back to show a little respect Adam comes in and Jeff changes while Jordan and Adam whisper game...Jordan says she doesn't trust Porsche at all...Jeff says he doesn't either...(J&J were SPOT ON with their analysis of Porsche)...Jeff at one point says that he doesn't know what it is but when Porsche talks he doesn't even want to listen ..Jeff leaves to get some Neosporin and then Porsche walks in and game talk stops… Candy room - lotion love/dirty but cute talk 2:53 - 3:08 AM Jeff comes back from the bathroom and joins Jordan, Adam & Porsche in the candy room...Jeff has one of his sweatpant legs up because he has put Neosporin on it...they talk about how he looks like he's a drug dealer...Porsche says the right means you're selling, the left means you're buying...Jeff says he's never heard that, he thought they just did it to look cool...Porsche says she's not sure that's right but she heard that...Jeff says what is he then?...Adam says he's selling...Jeff says "f**k yeah, I am, you need something?" he looks in his drawer...Adam says he needs a lot...Porsche says she has Ricola's LOL Jeff asks what he wants?...Adam says he wants that (the 10K card in Jeff's drawer)...Jeff says no, that's his "buy" money ...Adam says Jeff gets a 10K card and he gets a fu**ing elf suit...Jeff says he had a chance too...Adam says 20% chance...Jeff says he had a 50/50 chance...they talk about the ski comp and who was going to fall when... Adam asks how many Italian beef sandwiches can Jeff buy with that?...Jeff says after taxes about 18 Adam says sorry, they shouldn't be talking about food in front of Jordan...Jeff asks if Jordan likes beef sandwiches?...Jordan says hmm...Porsche says she likes everyting right now...Jordan says anything sounds good right now, she's so hungry...Adam asks Jeff if he's taken her for those?...Jeff says of course, he takes her every time...they talk about Giardinera, what's in it, Jeff says he could make it but needs different stuff from BB for it... Jeff brings up one time on BB11 that people in the house were acting like little kids at times so BB would do something to make them happy so BB went to CVS and bought stuff for people, Jeff got hairspray and toothpaste because he had that "Tom's bullshit" LOL Jordan says she got lotion, she didn't know what to get...Porsche says she would get better lotion, it stinks...Jordan says she's so dry...Jeff says he lubes up every second...Jordan offers Adam some Aveeno lotion and gets a little crazy with it...Adam says stop stop! he's just doing his hands...Jeff giggles... Jordan says she thought he wanted to do his body too...Jeff says to Jordan, look how much lotion you gave him and then tells Adam not to wipe it on his sheets...Jeff then gives Porsche shit for not doing his bed LOVE IT! Adam & Jordan continue talking about lotion and then Jordan says to Jeff that she set the lotion on the side for him...Jeff says "thank you love" ♥ ...Jordan says she's been having it out for him...Jeff says thanks... They talk about Kalia & Dani and how BB told them several times to "stop that!" and to "knock it off", they wonder what they could have been doing...Porsche doesn't know and says a porno? Jeff says Porsche is a dirty little bird...they talk about Showtime and how Porsche and Adam's dance was on there...Jeff says Porsche had her ass right in Brendon's face...Porsche says she was supposed to dance on Jeff too but she was uhhhh Jeff says "good call"...Porsche says she had pantyhose on...Jordan says she looked cute...Adam says Porsche offered him to wear her bikini bottoms and he said she was crazy, he wouldn't fit into those...Jeff says that would've been funny... Adam says he promised Farah, no kissing , no sticking, no penis on the internet...Jordan says "what's sticking?"...Porsche and Jeff say "sex"...Jordan says "oh...sticking"...Jeff says "no kissing, no sticking? doesn't sticking involve the kissing?"...Adam says "not always" Porsche says "oh God"...Jeff says "you think some chick is just gonna say slide it in" 😂 Adam says it's happened before Jeff says "listen we've been in here 40 days, just go ahead and slide it in, no kissing" 😂 Adam talks about one of his pre BB interviews and FISH...they continue chatting and Jeff sticks out his hand...Jordan clasps it...Jordan continues clasping and unclasping...they talk about when she's going to be off HN's...Adam says it sucks that the two people on the block (J&BR) are both HN's, they can't even stress eat...Jeff says "which she would love"...Jordan says she always stress eats...Adam says everybody does...they talk about Jordan possibly being lactose intolerant and how she's pooping out everything...Adam says even when Jordan talks about poop it's cute LOL They then talk about the name Cruddy, how did they come up with that...Jeff and Adam explain he's like Buddy the Elf but creepy...Jeff says he had to explain to someone in the DR who Cruddy was the girl said the name was mean...they talk more about the DR and the tv show and how it's edited...Porsche asks if they never watched their season?...Jordan says she did but Jeff never did...Adam says they were never fans of the show?...Jordan say no, Jeff says no, they didn't really know it existed, he watched it a little on the computer but didn't know about live feeds and Showtime, he kind of liked that he didn't know what was going to happen... Adam asks a little bit about the cast of BB11 but Jeff won't take the bait eg. Adam says that Lydia was annoying...Jeff - silence ...Adam says she came off as annoying, the 2nd half of the show was her and unicorns and Jessie and handjobs (eek! LOL)...Jeff giggles and they both say nothing Adam tells Jordan to say "handjob"...she does and Adam says that didn't sound too cute...Jeff says to say "dirty old handjob"...she does and they laugh... Porsche says that sounded cute...Adam says on that note, piss, cigarette...Jeff says "and a dirty old handjob?" Adam says he does have a lot of lotion on...Jordan says eww Cruddy...they turn off the lights and Adam leaves... Lingering goodnight kiss 3:34 AM Jeff and Jordan are snuggled in bed in the candy room, they're playing the animal game with Porsche, Kalia and Adam...Porsche has an animal in mind and the others are trying to guess...Jordan props herself up and says she's about to go to bed...Jeff guesses boar?...he's not right...Jordan leans in for a goodnight kiss...they kiss...Jeff asks "you going to bed?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "I love you" and they share a more lingering kiss... Jordan says "love you too" and she gets up to leave...Jordan says she's tired and Jeff says "go to sleep lover" ♥ she says goodnight to all in the room and heads out... HN room - Jeff spoons Jordan 9:02 - 9:06 AM Jeff is brushing his teeth in the bathroom...Rachel is there as well...Jeff asks her if Brendon is up?...Rachel says yeah, he's outside talking to Shelly...Jeff says "yeah, I'm gonna go lay down with Johrrdan"...Rachel aww's...Jeff leaves...Rachel says "be careful in that room"...Jeff says "omg"... Just after the 9:04am mark the feeds switch to the HN room where Jeff is spooning Jordan under a mess of blankets LOL Jordan peeks out and says she forgot to change her batteries, she'll be right back...Jeff says "ok love" ♥ ...Jeff says he would get them for her but BB will yell at him...Jordan says he's fine and she leaves… Pool time - kiss and water time 12:36 - 12:44 PM Jeff and Jordan are chilling in the pool, just being quiet...Jeff pretends to kick Jordan with his foot and then inches closer to her and gives her a kiss on the cheek... Jeff asks Jordan about the slop, tomorrow night it's over...Jordan says her face is pale...Jeff says to put the 20 on it and lay out for a little bit... Cam 2 They are pretty quiet again and then just before the 12:39pm mark Jordan takes off her hat and dunks her head underwater...Jeff says "oooh, it's like a Doritos commercial" Jeff calls Jordan "love" and starts moving forward...Jordan whines and hangs onto Jeff's back... They go underwater together for a little bit and then Jordan comes up for air...Jeff does too and tries to drown her...Jordan then moves over to the stairs end of the pool and sits down...Jeff gradually heads her way and they hug...Jordan says it's a good thing Jeff told her to not take those 2 weeks of slop...Jeff says "for no reason"... Jeff then tells Jordan about laying in a bath and unplugging the drain, lay there and don't move, let the water slowly drain out, you feel like you weigh a ton, you can't move, it feels so cool... Jordan asks Porsche for her sunglasses...she puts them on and goes underwater heading towards Jeff...Jeff does his little "noooh"...she comes up for air...Jeff asks if she opens her eyes under there?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says that's why her eyes burn...Jordan goes underwater again towards Jeff and Jeff jumps over her, he tried but he wasn't very agile… Jordan’s like a frosted mini-wheat 12:44 - 12:45 PM Jeff and Jordan continue being in the pool...Jeff asks Porsche something about how much you can get tanned when you're underwater, meanwhile Jordan gets out of the pool and goes to sit on one of the beach chairs...Porsche says that the pickle diet is working good for Jordan...Jordan says "mmm, hmm"... Jeff, who has been watching Jordan, says "stand up love ♥, I wanna see something" Jeff knowing what she's thinking, says "I know, not you're skinny, I wanna see your tan" Jordan stands facing Jeff and he says "love ♥, turn around"...she does... Jeff laughs and says "you're like a frosted mini-wheat" LOL Jordan says she doesn't like laying on her stomach, just like Shelly...Shelly overhears and gets into the conversation...Jordan explains and Shelly says she's the same...chatter continues... Feel good love? Kitchen chat 1:26 - 1:33 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen...Jeff is looking in the fridge for inspiration Jeff asks Jordan "feel good love?" ♥ Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "good" Jordan is eating a pickle...she says it's just so hot out there, she asks if they will walk later?...Jeff says yes, he's going to work out fo sho...Jordan asks if Jeff thinks Adam is going to keep Brendon?...Jeff says no...Jeff debates what to eat...Jordan bit her lip Jeff says he hates that...Jeff finally decides to make a taco salad... Jeff says everytime he sees that orange cup he gets pissed...Jordan asks how he broke it?...Jeff says he poured hot coffee in it and it broke...Jeff pours some iced tea that Brendon made...Jeff asks if Jordan wants an olive?...Jordan says no, she wants to watch a movie right now...Jeff says that would be the bee's knees Jeff starts making his lunch and asks if Jordan wants to watch him?...Jordan says yep...Jeff says what else are they doing right?...Jordan says right, she might make herself some slop...Jeff offers to do it, warm it up...Jordan says she will...they prep their food... Bob Marley put Jeff in a good mood 1:57 PM Jeff and Jordan are outside on the couches in the BY, they are eating...Jordan says "that was sweet you coming into my room this morning, I wasn't even expecting it"...Jeff says "Bob Marley got me in a good mood" Jordan says "maybe they should play Bob Marley every morning"...Jeff nods yes... Jeff will wash Jordan’s dish 2:07 PM Jeff is washing dishes...Jordan comes over and puts her bowl down...Jeff says "I gets it love" ♥ Jordan says "no I got it"...Jeff says "no!"...Jordan rubs Jeff's back saying "thanks" Jordan says she's going to lay in the purple room, is Jeff going outside?...Jeff is going outside, where is she going?...Jordan says the purple room since she can't sleep anywhere else...Jeff says ok...Jordan asks if Jeff wants to come or no but Jeff can't hear her with the water running so he doesn't respond... Who’s smarter? Go get it love 5:32 - 5:41 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen talking about comp questions, neither one admit to doing well on certain types of questions...Jeff says they're equal idiots to which Jordan takes offense...Jeff says he made fun of himself too, she's no smarter than him...Jordan says she's a lot smarter...Jeff says "what's the square root of 49?"...Jordan says 7 High five! The lockdown is called over...Jeff says he doesn't feel like working out now...Jeff and Jordan hold hands... Jeff and Jordan go outside...Jeff starts working out...Shelly tells them what her house is like, she has a pool and asks that they don't tell anyone she has one...Jordan says Scott, Jeff's brother has a nice pool...Jeff needs to change weights, he says "love ♥ hold that will you?"...Jordan says she needs to build a fence around her house, she has nosy neighbors Brendon comes out and asks if Jordan is feeling better...Jordan says she is, she was gripy before...Brendon says that's understable, he leaves...Jordan says her feet are weird, the way they go inward...Jeff points out a vein she has...Jordan knows, she needs to get it done, lasered... Jordan says she's going to go change...Jeff says "go get it love" ♥ Jordan kisses Jeff on the cheek and heads inside...Jeff tells her not to proscratinate...Jordan says "oh be quiet… What’s your type? Who’s Keith Wardrobe 6:28 - 6:34 PM Jordan and Brendon are talking out in the BY about Jordan and Laura being on slop on BB11...Brendon asks if Laura was real skinny on the show?...Jordan says not as skinny as she is now...Brendon says when he met her in person he thought she was really skinny...Jordan says she saw pics of her wedding and she thought she got even smaller, she's tiny probably cuz of her bikini modeling...Brendon says he doesn't want Rachel doing that stuff because he doesn't want her weighing 40lbs, it's not healthy, doctors did a study that found skinny people are not necessarily healthier, it's good to have some meat on your bones... Jeff says that Big Jeff has a little meat on his bones...Brendon says Big Jeff is healthy...Jordan asks Jeff if girls he dated before were real skinny or thicker?...Jeff says "umm I like butts, I like junk in the trunk"...Brendon says that's how he is, he doesn't like skinny girls, it's not attractive, he doesn't know that many guys that like that...Jeff says he thinks everybody likes a little booty... Jordan says she doesn't like real buff guys, it's not cute and she doesn't like guys that wear tight shirts so you can see their muscles, she thinks that's ugly...Brendon says "you mean you don't like Keith's wardrobe is what you're saying?" Jordan says "who's Keith Wardrobe?" 😂 Jeff laughs...Brendon says "Keith's wardrobe" Jordan says "oh! OH!" Jordan says she doesn't like it...Jeff says "who's Keith Wardrobe? he's an R&B singer"...Brendon says haven't they heard of his songs?...Brendon sings "it's Keith Wardrobe"...Jeff sings "it's me and my tight shirts"...Brendon sings "cuz all I do is wear tight shirts"...feeds go to control room for singing a song that doesn't exist! Jeff sits at the weight bench saying "Keith Wardrobe" he giggles...Brendon says especially now you see skinny girls with big fake boobs Jeff says that's ridiculous, he doesn't like that, he's not into that, tiny with big boobs...Jordan says she doesn't think that's cute either even though hers are really big...Brendon says that's why if you're curvy it looks good with big boobs...Jordan goes back to the dating thing saying she always dated guys with dark hair, she only dated one blond guy for a long time...Brendon says he has dated more brunettes than blonds...Jeff too...Brendon says who knows if there are any natural blonds out there...Jeff says "Jordan" Brendon asks her if she is...Jordan says she is but she puts highlights in her hair, she doesn't need to but she gets it done for free at the salon, when she was little she had white hair, so did her sister...Brendon is called to the DR and leaves... Jeff whispers to Jordan that Lawon has just been sitting out there all day, what's he doing?...Jordan thinks he's a spy Head to head 6:35 PM Jeff and Jordan are working out...Jeff is doing weights, Jordan is doing abs...Jeff finishes a set and rests, he walks over to where Jordan is sitting and pushes open her legs...Jordan snaps them back saying Jeff is gross...Jeff then rests his head on Jordan's head and she touches his head. Cute! Jeff says what about those people that balance on each other?...Jordan says "I know! can you believe that"...Jeff asks what if they just did that?...Jordan says it would be weird...Jeff gets called to the DR... Dual shower - Scott’s bday shoutout & ATWFF 7:02 - 7:19 PM Feeds switch from the BY to the bathroom where Jeff and Jordan are getting ready to shower...Jeff realizes he doesn't have shampoo so he asks Jordan for some...he reaches over and looks like he's going for a boob grab Jordan says Jeff!, she hands him the shampoo...they banter over how hot the water is...Jeff wants it cooler than Jordan likes but Jordan wants it hot to mix in with her cold water...Jeff says "hold on love ♥ " and tells her he'll shower quickly and spray her...Jordan says she's being such a baby...Jeff hands her back the shampoo and they wonder if she'll run out soon... Jordan turns on her water and says "this is the worst!"...Jordan says her hair is longer, isn't that exciting?...Jeff pretends to be excited, he says he's going to bake a cake LOL Jeff finishes and lets the shower run for her feet for a bit, he asks if she's done? Jordan isn't done, he offers to let the water run longer but she says it's ok...Jeff gets out and puts his jeans on and starts getting ready while Jordan finishes showering...they are happy they worked out...Jeff asks if Jordan told his brother Happy Birthday? Jordan says "Happy Birthday Scott" Jeff giggles saying she did it in the shower?...Jordan asks if he has live feeds?...Jeff says no, but someone will send him something...they talk about Jordan's grandpa having a birthday on June 29th...Jeff says "love" ♥ Jordan asks if Jeff knows when Alex and them left?...Jeff says ATW? like first week of July was the plan...Jordan says they must be so excited...Jeff says yeah, he would like to know where they are, what and how they're doing...Jordan says she's sure good...Jeff is sure too...Jordan says Jeff had an easy time but since it's a girl people might want to help even more because they feel bad...Jeff says Parvati has Survivor people all over the world, it's more popular...Jordan says that Rob and Amber said TAR was easier for them because they were recognized from Survivor...Jeff says that will be good for Parvati...Jordan asks when she was on?...Jeff says a couple of times...Jordan says she doesn't watch it, Jeff either but she won...Jordan says she won?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says oh wow...Jeff says out of the 3 hosts he was the only non-winner, what's up he was the only loser and they made fun of him a little bit...Jordan says she could never do that show...control room...when they return Jeff is saying that's his shirt's color is his favorite color...Jordan says blue?...Jeff says this color blue, he likes it...Jordan says her favorite color used to be green...Jeff asks what it is now?...Jordan says pink... Jeff says Jordan got him thinking about ATW, he was thinking about it the other night...Jordan says they probably would have had him come out...Jeff says maybe, it won't be finished yet when BB is finished...Jordan says it seems so long ago and she remembers when he was gone, it felt like she hadn't seen him in forever...Jeff says "and then you got to come to Italy" Jordan says Jeff's cousin was so nice...Jeff wonders if his Ma wrote her and told her he'd be on Grande Fratello Americano...Jordan wonders if they can see it over there...Jeff doesn't think so, she has to go on the internet...Jordan says her husband was so quiet...Jeff says what a nice guy...Jordan agrees, says he did everything...Jordan brings up a story about a car that smashed his mirror and he just picked it up and put it in the car, if it was Jordan he would've killed her...Jordan says of course, he yells at her for everything... Everything would always be her fault...Jeff says "ok let's not get out of control now"...Jordan says if Jeff didn't pick that 5 (with the 10K) that would've been her fault, she was already prepared to have him yell at her...Jeff admits he would have, he cracks up!...Jeff says he picked it for his birthday, whatever... Jeff keeps looking at Jordan and then asks her about her special deodorant...Jordan gets it at the mall, she can't wear regular deodorant, she smells or sweats, Kat has the same problem but it didn't work for her...Jeff says "you little stinker" and he leaves shortly after... Tired love 8:38 PM Jeff and Jordan are sitting on the couches in the BY...Jordan is resting waiting to dry her nails, Jeff is eating ice cream...he asks "tired love?" ♥ ...Jordan mmm's...cams go off of them… Jordan is going to turn into a pickle 9:33 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen with a few other HG's...Jordan has just told Rachel her makeup looks pretty...Jeff asks Rachel if they can't have beer until after the mock wedding?...Rachel says no but then says they have to wait to have the champagne...Jeff asks if that's rude? is he the creepy uncle? LOL Jordan opens the fridge and gets yet another pickle...Jeff and Porsche banter about the possible child that Jeff is sponsoring in Cambodia that Porsche is going to visit... Jeff turns to Jordan and says "LOVE!"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "you're going to turn into a pickle!"...Jordan says she knows... JeJo dress up for the Brenchel wedding 10:12 - 10:15 PM Feeds come back from control room and then switch to the candy room...Jeff and Jordan change into their wedding attire in the candy room...Jeff says he's going to wear his "Thursday" shoes, it's a special occasion Jordan lets Porsche borrow a dress...Jeff asks if this is a good jam?...Jordan says "your Phil shirt?"...Porsche asks what that is?...Jordan says it's a guy who had a shirt like that (inside joke)...Jordan says it looks good with Jeff's tan...Jeff says he loves the shirt... Jeff's going to wear his collar outside...Jeff asks Jordan to help him put the collar out...Jordan says whenever she sees a blue suit she thinks of Dumb & Dumber LOL Jordan says Jeff looks like a 70's guy...Jeff knows and loves it...Jeff asks if he should wear a fedora?...Jordan says what's a fedora?...Jeff says the hat...Jordan says yeah, go all out...Jordan says she was going to wear her dress on Thursday...Jeff leaves to get the tie... Jeff comes back with his finished ensemble...Jordan says "good"...Jeff is cracking up laughing... Jeff says what do they do in there? and he leaves again to get the tie...Jordan is finishing up and feeds go to control room… Jordan catching the bouquet 10:55 PM The Brenchel trashbag wedding is finished, time to toss the bouquet...Jordan, Porsche, Kalia and Dani line up to try & catch it...Rachel tosses it and the other 3 girls step back so Jordan can catch it and she does! Jeff catches the garter…shocker! 10:55 PM Jeff says "whoa! what are the odds?" Delayed reaction from Jordan (with audio on Jeff who is saying "this is classy" and Adam saying "this is the classiest wedding I've ever been too" LOL) Best man/bridesmaid butt grab 10:58 PM Jeff has just caught the garter at the Brenchel trashbag wedding...the wedding has died down...Jeff casually walks over to Jordan, who has conveniently caught the bouquet ...he reaches over to her and grabs her butt

July 31 Gimme a kiss before Jordan’s DR 12:49 AM The HG's are sitting around the LR talking...Jordan gets called to the DR...Jeff who is laying down on the floor says "Jordan!"...Jeff reaches up and says "gimme a kiss" Jordan bends down, goes back up and says "really?", she turns, bends down and kisses him before going in the DR... Pull them pants up 1:42 AM Jordan is sitting on the couches in the BY chatting with Porsche & Shelly...Jeff (out of sight of the camera) is playing cornhole...Jordan looks over at Jeff and says "pull them pants up! you yell at your nieces & nephews..." BY talk before bed 3:41 - 4:16 AM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan in the BY...they are talking game about Dani and Kalia...Jordan says she's still in shock that Dani flipped so fast, Kalia told Jordan that she really doesn't want to split J&J up...Jeff is perplexed at why she was hardcore wanting to split them up and not now, that Dani is not happy with Rachel right now...Jordan says it doesn't help that Brendon was out there talking crap about Dani... Jordan says she doesn't know where Lawon is...Jeff says he doesn't even know where he is LOL...palm trees...Jordan says if Brendon stays, him and Jeff will be strong together, when he gets mad, he wins, so he's good to have on Jeff's side and because Jeff has shown him loyalty, he'll have his back...Jeff thinks so too...Jordan thinks Brendon would be loyal to Jeff at least until final 4 and they have Shelly for sure...palm trees...Jeff says he has planned for him and Jordan to be there next week...Jordan says the person going out next week is in jury right?...Jeff says yes, they need to just get through next week...Jordan says if they get split up down the road they just need to collect as many prizes as possible Jeff and Jordan discuss best scenarios for next week...Jordan is leery of Adam...Jordan thinks Kalia is getting suspicious of Shelly...Jeff says to play off that Shelly tells them anything but how can Dani not now about Shelly, she was with them when Shelly was telling them everything (early on)...Jeff thinks Shelly is looking out for us...Jordan is worried if Dani gets some power and gets to change nominees...they wonder who Dani would put up 2 weeks from now if she won HOH...Jordan says if Lawon won, she doesn't know who he'd put up...Jeff says whoever Dani told him to... Kalia comes out and joins them...they say they're all sleepy, it's 4am...Jordan doesn't know what's wrong with her...Jeff says they've been inside too much and just want to be outside...Kalia says tomorrow they can do nothing but lay in the sun...palm trees and feeds switch and return just over a minute later... Kalia is gone...Jeff and Jordan continue talking game...Jeff hopes Brendon wins HOH ...Jordan thinks it will be questions...Jeff thinks it might be knockout because it will be 8 people...Jordan says she's not good at buzzing real fast, is Jeff?...Jeff says he's a little slow...they wonder if Porsche will put them up, she doesn't know WHAT that girl thinks...Jeff neither...Jordan says she knows Rachel would be safe if Porsche won...Jeff worries about Kalia winning HOH, her master would make her put up him and Brendon...Jeff says to look at the odds 6 vs 2...Jordan points out that in this HOH it was 7 vs 1 and they still lost but that competition was perfect for Dani...Jeff says she's gotta go... Jordan says she thinks Dani is using Kalia for a vote...Jeff says it's all she has...Jordan says when she used to talk with Kalia she never ever told her she was with Shelly which is good....Jeff says Kalia has gotta go too...Jordan says between her and Lawon though she would say to keep Kalia...Jeff says the power is going to shift...Jordan can't understand why Rachel won't sleep in a bed, they're like magnets with each other...Jeff says he will sleep in there with Jordan a couple of days...Jordan doesn't want Jeff too, he should sleep in his bed...Jeff says if it was just her he would...Jordan agrees and says B&R are on each other cuddling in that room, she couldn't do it in there (she doesn't do it in the other room either! LOL)...Jeff agrees saying you're already aggravated in there... Jordan says Brendon will be more stable (without Rachel)...Jeff says it almost seems too good to be true (that's because it is! ) FEEDS RESET AT 4AM/ @ 4:03AM new flashback starts Jeff doesn't know how he'll look on tv...Jordan says she feels like they'll look mean but everybody has said stuff...Jeff says everyone gets mad at everyone at some point...Jordan feels like last time they joked around a lot more but maybe it's more stressful trying to keep both of them in the game (you did that last time too )...Jeff says it's more stressful with the keys and the old vs new thing, it's totally different and they felt like they were targets coming in so they were nervous coming in as opposed to last time it was just whatever...Jordan says she doesn't like the way it feels, her emotions going up and down, she can't stand that...Jeff chuckles saying "I know"...Jordan says she's aggravated, being happy, then upset, then happy...Jeff says everyday is like this... Jordan says she hopes one of them goes real far and gets some prizes, maybe Jeff can get a Hawaii trip again, that would be fun or cash it in and go somewhere else...Jordan wonders what Peyton is doing, he's already up, she wonders what's been going on...palm trees...Jordan wonders if Maggie has forgotten about her...Jeff says no...Jordan says she's going to be jumping up and down... Jordan says not to worry, everything happens for a reason...Jeff says after Monday, it's going to be weird because of people campaigning for votes, he wishes Rachel would just come to terms with her leaving...they go over votes...Jeff really, really doesn't see how Jordan could lose...Jordan thinks Kalia would vote for her over Rachel and everybody wants to get them out...Jeff doesn't think Brenchel wants to backstab them... Jeff doesn't want to talk shit about them because if someone hears things out of context it won't be good, he wants to just lay low this week, Dani has isolated herself in that HOH room...Jordan says she doesn't think Dani cares, she's here to play for herself (isn't everyone? lol) and one of her plans was to get her dad out... They talk about the difference between Rachel and Brendon, how Brendon is easier going...they talk about Rachel's performance in the veto comp and Dom's in the veto comp he won... Jordan says that she stayed up until sunrise the night Jeff was evicted, she wants to say it was that night...Jeff says the night he lost that last veto, he stayed until sunrise...Jordan asks if he was alone or with her?...Jeff says with her...Jordan says well maybe that was the night...Jeff yawns and says "alright love ♥ let's go to bed, are you tired?"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says they are going to be dead tomorrow, he wishes she just slept in his room... They walk inside and Jeff says to hold on, let him pee...he goes to the bathroom...Jordan waits in the kitchen, he comes back and sees the time saying "4:20 love ♥ "...they walk to the bedrooms...they kiss goodnight... Jeff says "love you" and Jordan says "love you too" and they part ways… Jordan’s being tough in the kitchen 1:20 - 1:29 PM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who are in the kitchen with Lawon...Jordan is saying "what!?"...Jeff says "what are you getting tough from?"...Jordan says "I'm not!"...Jeff asks if she took vitamins today that made her tough?...Jordan says she took some yesterday and today...Jeff is making a bagel and almost burns himself, he says they wanted him to burn himself because they're eating slop...Lawon says everything looks good but he doesn't like bagels...they talk about the ice cream slop...Jordan says she doesn't want to just eat slop...Jeff says "remember Russell used to eat it raw with a spoon...dry, just eat it"... Jeff says he would eat slop with water and some cinnamon 3 times a day when he was on it, he couldn't it eat raw though, he could have sworn Russell did...Jordan asks Lawon if he likes tomatoes?...Lawon does...Jordan talks about a Caprese salad with tomato, mozzarella and basil, she loves those...Lawon says he only liked tomatoes when he was grown, not as a kid...Jordan says Jeff doesn't like tomatoes...Jeff says he doesn't like them by themselves...Lawon talks about how he likes onions...Jeff says he cooks tomatoes a lot in there for sauces but not by itself like in a sandwich, even in a sandwich he'll eat them now, maybe he's getting used to them, he doesn't like the slimy texture... Jeff says it's weird to him, ketchup, tomato soup, bruschetta but tomatoes by themselves no...Lawon says it's the texture...Dani comes in and they talk about sleeping too much in the BB house...Jordan comes back and sits down...Jeff asks Jordan if she's better since drinking the non-lactose milk?...Jordan says it's the same...Jeff says "it's still like brrrrrrrrrrr?"...Jordan says yes... Rachel comes inside, her and Jeff exchange good afternoons...Shelly walks in and they joke around about how early she gets up every day even when she says she's going to sleep in...they go over their boring day in the BB house...Jeff suggests doing something fun today...Shelly tells them all the cleaning and exterminating she's been doing...they talk about the guy Billy the Exterminator and his show, they talk about the Bayou and Jeff asks Jordan if she remembers that show he told her about with the two guys with the long beards...Jordan says she remembers...Jeff says he loves the show Swamp People, it's interesting to him, the lifestyle, shooting alligators... You’re gonna starve love 1:29 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen...Jeff is chatting with Shelly and Lawon while Jordan sits quietly listening...Jeff starts trying to get Jordan's attention by pretending to throw something at her...Jordan doesn't move...Jeff says "Jordan's brave today huh?"...Jeff gets in her face saying "why you so tough today?" and he bounces a rolled up napkin off her face LOL Jordan doesn't flinch...Jeff asks if she's bohred?"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "you wanna eat?"...Jordan says yeah...Shelly offers to make her pancakes...Jordan says no thanks...Jeff says "you're gonna starve love ♥ "...Jeff starts singing...palm trees… JeJo & Dani game talk 1:32 - 1:51 PM Jeff and Jordan talk game with Dani up in the HOH room...Dani assures them that Brendon is leaving, not Jordan... Pool time - hoops & quick hug 3:03 - 3:20 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the pool...they're playing hoops with Brenchel...just after 3:07pm Jordan inches her way over to Jeff and gives him a quick hug from behind... Jeff walks with Jordan 5:19 - 5:33 PM Jeff and Jordan are walking laps around the backyard...they go by Brenchel in the hammock and banter with them...a few minutes later Rachel leaves with Porsche to go make caramel apples...J&J stop at the hammock and they talk game with Brendon, Brendon lies about taking himself off the block Brendon tries to pry information out of J&J but they don't fall for it Jeff and Jordan continue walking, doing 10 more laps...they talk game along the way...@ the 5:29pm mark Jeff says "like if it was anyone else but you, you know my girlfriend going up on the block, I'd be like dude, like if I didn't know you, I'd be dude put fu**ing Jordan up, there's no way she's going, ykwim? but because it's you I'm nervous"...Jeff says Jordan has a good chance to go far again...Jordan says to not jinx it...Jeff says they have a lot of work to do... JeJo abs workout 5:37 - 5:58 PM Jeff waits for Jordan to come and join him to do their ab workout...they work out, even working out they are so cute! Jeff ends the session by helping Jordan up and then walks away saying "what's new Vit Tan Don" Jeff purrs at Jordan 5:55 PM Jeff and Jordan are working out together They take a little rest and Jeff says they need one more set...Jordan says she thought they were only doing 15...Jeff says "don't be a pussy"...Jordan says "oh shut up"...Jeff says "15 each side and we're done"...Jordan says "right, and then what are we doing?"...Jeff says "shower"...Jordan says that would be good because then she can get on the other side of the shower and she can feel the hot water...Jeff smiles, nods, mmm's and purrs Jordan immediately says no...Jeff smiles again...Jordan asks if it will look bad?...Jeff says no and tsks, he says they're not going to do anything "real bad" LOL Jordan says she's just saying them both being naked on both sides of the shower is kinda weird, she'll leave her bathing suit on or something...Jeff says "I won't"...Jordan giggles and they continue exercising… Oh! love - JeJo Have/HN shower 6 PM Cam 3/4 is mostly JeJo not Shelly Jeff and Jordan have decided to take a shower together after working out...Jeff is already showering when Jordan walks in and says "you started without me"...Jordan takes off her mic and gets in saying "now make sure your tush is covered"...Jeff says "oh! love ♥ "...Jordan giggles... Shelly who is in the bathroom getting ready says "perfect, you guys go right to it because that keeps the camera off of me" (unfortunately the camera did stay on her too much! ) they laugh and Jordan says she told Jeff so she could feel the water...Jordan pep talks herself saying "just suck it up"...she runs the cold water...Jeff says to watch it with that cold water splashing on him...Jordan asks if he can feel it?...Jeff says he can...Jordan asks where is his hot water? he's supposed to be helping her out...Jeff says he is, it's going over there...they keep showering...Jeff says "I'm going to be smooth jazz" (?)... Jeff asks Jordan if she's getting used to it?...Jordan says yeah...Jordan tells Shelly about the one challenge on TAR where they had to jump into cold water, they were wearing bodysuits but it was winter, it was so cold, she froze for a second because it was that cold, she doesn't like to be cold anyways, she'd rather be pouring sweat than be cold...Jeff keeps talking in the Mario voice ...Jeff asks if Jordan is feeling it?...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jordan says she's almost done watching her hair...Jordan is finished...Jeff says his butt cheeks feel sore...Jordan asks from what?...Jeff doesn't know...Jeff finishes, towels off and puts his undies on...Jordan tells Jeff to get out first, she's got her underwear on...Jeff steps out to put on his jeans and asks "what's going on in there?"...Jeff puts his jeans on while Jordan finishes getting dressed... Singing hurts so good 6:18 PM Jeff and Jordan have finished showering...Jeff has his jeans on, is doing his hair...Jordan is still in the stall starting to get dressed...Jordan says "I feel so good"...Jeff says "me too"...Jeff sings "♫ boom, boom, hurts so good ♫"...Jordan finishes "♫ c'mon baby, make it hurt so good, sometimes love...♫" (she trails off) Mmmm, look at that butt 6:20 - 6:22 PM After shower time...Jordan says to Jeff "ooh, you smell good"...Jeff sits on the lounger to put on his socks...Jordan is standing nearby getting ready to brush her hair when Jeff looks over and says "Mmm, look at that butt" Jordan giggles...Jeff puts on his hat...Jordan brushes her hair...Jordan wraps her hair in a towel and Jeff leaves the bathroom area... Hammock snuggle 8 - 8:05 PM Jeff is on the hammock talking to Brendon...Jordan joins Jeff...Jeff says "hey love ♥ " and then says he kind of has a stomach ache...Jordan asks why?...Jeff doesn't know...Jordan lays her head on Jeff's chest...Jeff asks "what's up?"...Jordan says nothing...Jeff sighs and yawns...Jeff says you can sense the tension between Rachel and Daniele...Jeff says he was honest with Brendon saying he thinks Dani is targeting them and he doesn't know who Dani is putting up, Dani doesn't know who Brendon is taking off the block and Brendon says he's taking out Dani next week...Jordan says let him win HOH, take her out and they stuck do their deal. Jordan says she's only worried about Lawon and Kalia's votes...Jordan says the house smells bad...Jeff interrupts to give some advice to Rachel on her trashbag wedding dress...Rachel says it's a good call and Jeff says "Big Jeff's got style" Back to the smelly house, it smells like sardines...Jeff asks who's cooking?...Jordan says Kalia for Lawon and it stinks, it's nasty...Jordan lays her head on Jeff's leg... Jeff says "love ♥ you gotta eat something you know?"...Jordan says no, she's not eating that slop, it upsets her stomach...Jeff says she has to eat, she's going to pass out...Jordan puts on Jeff's newsboy hat and looks ADORABLE in it Jordan says his hat is too big...Jeff says they look good on Jordan though...Jordan says "thanks, I need to go buy me one"...Jeff says "yeah you do"... Jeff says he told her that before but what a weird thing, she doesn't listen to him...Jordan snuggles into Jeff wanting a hug...Jeff says his stomach is jacked a little bit, he wonders what's up?...Jordan kisses Jeff... Jeff smiles and mmm's...Jordan gets up and Jeff asks if she's going to help with the wedding dress?...Jordan says "Jeff! geeze" and gets up to go...Jeff says "Johrdan!...Johrrrdan"...Jordan says "what?" and walks off... Playing pool - love & butt grab 10:08 - 10:17 PM Jeff and Jordan are sitting on the couches in the BY chatting with the other HG's...Jeff asks Jordan "wanna play pool?"...Jordan says ok...Jeff says she looks bored...they go over to the pool table and play... Just after 10:14pm Jeff helps her out and Jordan says "thanks love" ♥ Just after 10:16pm Jordan misses badly and Jeff says "looove" ♥ Jordan walks by Jeff and says excuse me, he grabs her butt and Jordan says "Jeffff" JeJo playing pool with his girlfriend 10:20 - 10:27 PM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who are outside playing pool...Jordan breaks and Jeff says good break, good job...Jeff is stripes...Jeff offers Jordan to play 3 solids and pull them off the table...Jordan wants to play the real way, she says she never plays pool...Jeff asks Shelly if she's going to bed?...Shelly thinks it's midnight, 1am, it's actually 10:30...Jeff asks Jordan if she's going to bed...Jordan says she said earlier she was tired. Jordan has an easy shot ahead of her, she says if she misses it, she's stupid...she misses ...Jeff says "alright stupid"...Jordan gets one and says finally...Jeff says "nice shot"...Jordan gets another one, Jeff says "nice shot, now get that 3 in"...Jordan misses and says man, she was doing good...Jeff says she was... Brendon comes outside and sees that Jeff and Jordan are playing pool together, he says "are you playing Jordan?"...Jeff giggles saying yeah...Brendon aww's and says "confidence builder huh?"...Jeff giggles...Jordan makes a shot and Jeff says she made a couple in...Brendon tells them how he was telling Rachel to play Jeff says that she thinks that the balls aren't in her way so she just shoots it anyway... Jeff says he told Jordan to play with 3 balls off but she said no so he said he'd turn it up a notch...Jordan misses again and says she sucks...they keep playing and Jeff gets a kick out of something Jordan does... Porsche makes a comment about a shot Jeff makes...Jeff says "Big Jeff is trying to show off for his girlfriend" Jeff has one last ball to make... He misses and Jordan wins...Jeff says he scratched on the 8 ball...Jordan says "yay" and they high five...Rachel yays for Jordan...Jordan tells Jeff she's done, she's bored with it...Adam calls over if Big Jeff wants a real challenge?...Jeff says "don't tough talk me in front of my girlfriend" Adam comes over and Jordan hands "Elf" the pool stick...Jordan heads over to the couches... Jeff is touchy grabby ;-) 10:54 PM Jeff is playing pool with Brendon and Adam...Jordan comes over and says she's going to go lay down...Jeff grabs her butt…

August 4 If you love them, love them, that’s all 1:30 - 1:32 AM Jeff, Jordan, Adam & Shelly are outside talking on the couches in the BY...they're talking about Rachel and the upcoming eviction of Brendon, they figure she will calm down but Jeff says they're going to have to live with everything Brendon... Jeff says she'll say "I thought I saw Brendon's reflection in my water glass" LOL! Shelly cracks up...Jeff says to get used to it...Jordan says it will do her good maybe...Shelly agrees saying Rachel used to be Rachel Reilly before Brendon, good God, she forgets she came in to play the game alone before...Jordan says sometimes she feels it's show...Jeff says it is, she tries too hard to make everyone else...Adam interrupts saying she needs him, he gives her a purpose, she was living in Vegas living it up partying to fill a void...Jordan says Brendon is a cool guy...they agree he's great... Jeff says he's super patient, he thinks he does really love her, they do well together but the thing is that they got bashed, this is what he thinks..."she's trying too hard to rebuild that name for herself and really, she's just falling back on her old ways and making it worse, I tell her listen, it doesn't fu**ing matter what someone writes online about you, are you happy with your relationship? you don't need to fu**ing sit on his lap and be right here and yell the loudest about how much you love people, if you love them, love them, that's all, don't worry about fu**ing whatever everyone else says"...Shelly says that's 100% correct...they continue talking about how inseparable they are...Jordan says that it's like they're sewn together...Jeff doesn't doubt they love each other they just don't need to prove something that doesn't need to be proven...Shelly says it's lack of self confidence... Adam says him and Farrah are together but independent...Shelly too, she says you can't let somebody else complete you, you have to complete each other in a way that brings each other together, it's not fun to be with each other 24/7...Jeff mumbles "yes I know" LOL They continue talking about relationships...Jeff leaves to pee... 20 questions celebrity version - back rub 2:01 - 2:31 AM Adam joins Jeff and Jordan who are in the candy room, they're going to be playing their nightly routine of 20 questions, celebrity version...Adam tells them what he's going to do if Julie asks him a question on the live show...Jeff sits down on the bed near Jordan and Adam turns off the light...Adam has one, Jeff asks the first question then says "you're up love ♥ " Jordan asks and so on...Porsche joins in and they fill her in...Jeff guesses Bruce Springsteen! Jeff has one...Jordan says is it Jason Mraz? LOL They try to guess Jeff's answer...it's a retired Bears player...Jordan gives up...Adam guesses Walter Payton...yes! Jeff says "c'mon love ♥ you could've got that"...Adam makes fun that Jordan should know him...Jeff pretends to choke her Adam says he's "sweetness"...Jeff says "he likes to dance, running the ball is like romance" Porsche asks if that's his line?...Jeff says yeah, in the Superbowl shuffle. Adam has the next one...they ask questions but are stumped...control room...when the feeds return Jeff is rubbing Jordan's back... Jordan props herself up for a bit and then Jeff goes back to rubbing off and on...they are still stumped...Jordan wants a hint...Jeff says no...they continue trying to guess Adam's answer...Jordan finally guesses Jay Leno...Jordan's turn...Jeff asks is it a country singer? yes! LOL They go around and then Jeff says does she look like you? Jordan says no, it's not Miranda Lambert...they go around again and Jeff guesses Kellie Pickler correctly...Adam and Jordan both like her, Jeff says he liked her on AI but now she looks weird. Jeff's turn again...Jordan says "is it Jason Mraz?" No! Jeff gets pissy about the order of the questions when Jordan was in the right order all along A few questions and Jordan says "Mark Wahlberg"...Jeff says yeah, it is...Adam says "go Jordan"...Jordan says "wow"...Jeff says "fu**er" Jordan giggles and Porsche says she's so cute. Jordan's turn...they ask questions...Jeff gets pissy about the order again and then guesses Oprah Winfrey...yes! Jeff's turn again...they get off topic talking about basketball, Jordan says she was getting mad at LeBron James, she usually doesn't get into it but she didn't like him...Porsche says he's theatrical...they talk about Dirk Nowitzski and his terrible singing...then they talk about Mark Cuban spending 200 grand partying in Miami with L'il Wayne...back to the game...Jordan goes off her turn a couple of times and Jeff reprimands her again...they giggle about Porsche being Porsche not hearing things correctly... @ the 2:29am mark Jordan gets up to go try and poop, her stomach hurts, she leaves and then a couple of minutes later Jeff leaves to take out his whitestrips, no JeJo on the feeds after this, only Jeff continuing playing with Adam and Porsche... Jordan & Lawon eavesdrop on the Brenchel pity party 10:17 - 10:54 AM Jordan, Rachel, Adam & Shelly are chatting in the purple room...Jeff joins them again after going to get Jordan some socks, he brings her a long pair, all his others are in the laundry...Jeff gets back on the bed...Jeff says he sucks at the competitions...Rachel says that Brendon was good at competitons and he went home at the hands of girls like Dani...Jordan tells Rachel to keep her head up...Rachel says she might get a honeymoonn for them...Jordan says there will be other prizes...Shelly says they can take a trip, money or car, she just wants a letter from home or something like that...Jeff says she can take his letter he'll take any prize...Adam says he'll wear a leotard so Shelly can get a phone call...Jeff says oh big sacrifice, he wants to wear it... They agree Cruddy will love it, it'll be BB history...they imply Cruddy is being perverted, they talk about the jack shack that Howie made...they wonder if they really went in there and did that...Adam tries to describe what it was, it held the pool supplies that they took out...Jeff says to Jordan that they had that in their season?...Jordan doesn't respond...Jeff waves her off (nevermind)...Jordan uhhh's and Jeff says "I can't wait til you eat, I can't even talk to you"...Jordan rubs Jeff's face and says "yes you can"...she picks something off Jeff's face and then Jeff adjusts himself by putting a pillow between his knees, he tells her "go ahead"...random chatter continues... Pretty funny stuff...Jordan & Lawon eavesdrop from the metal room on the conversation going on in the kitchen between Brenchel & Shelly...Shelly comes in just after the 10:48am mark exasperated with them, she is so over it and throws down her chapstick LOL She asks for help...Jordan says "me?"...Shelly laughs and says "anybody"...Shelly leaves and goes back in the kitchen...Jordan says if she left Jeff wouldn't quit, he would try, Rachel can't do anything without him, it's ridiculous...Lawon doesn't want to get in the middle of it but Jordan wants to listen in better so she encourages Lawon to eavesdrop from behind the wall near the LR...Lawon giggles and Jordan takes position...and Lawon joins her... Jeff & Jordan vent about Rachel 11:27 AM Rachel has had her meltdown earlier...Jordan had been overhearing with Lawon...Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen and Jordan has filled in Jeff on what was said...feeds come back from trivia just after the 11:27am mark... Jeff says with hand movements lol "dude, it's a fu**in pity party! all she wants to do is feel bad so other people feel bad and that's her, she thinks that's her way of fu**ing getting people to like her" Jeff who has lifted up his shirt to wipe his eyes gets this from Jordan "you looks skinny" LOL Carrying on...Jeff says "I can't take it"...Jordan says that Rachel said something about them being sweethearts that everybody in this house loves and she was like OMG, shut up about that (if you only heard what they said the day before Jordan ) Jeff says "what? about us?"...Jordan says "you know what I'm talking about"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan says "and I'm like shut up and then she said people in this house like us, well, we're not, we don't do that...you already tried to quit one time...I don't know, she told Shelly that she doesn't care about this competition today, she's not going to do anything and Shelly was like she is, once when he leaves she will"...Jeff says he wants to talk to them, he'll be like fine, it's a free week for everybody, they can vote her out, is that cool? Jordan says yeah, then she's going to cry even harder...Jeff says "because it's like dealing with a 4 year old that keeps crying because he wants a piece of candy and you don't fu**ing give him the piece of candy and they keep crying, well crying's not the answer, you have to STFU and do something else"...Jordan walks away saying "yeah I know"...Jeff and Porsche start talking about the situation... Candy room hand caress 1:06 - 1:12 PM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who are in bed in the candy room...they are very quiet, the live show is in about 5 hours...Jordan says she thinks it's 1, can he believe it's already 1?...Jeff doesn't answer but says "he fu**ed us" (Brendon)...Jordan says who knows, she might come after us (Rachel), she's never met anyone that feels like they can't do anything without the other person, it's sad...Jeff says he gets being sad, he gets it, but c'mon, where's he off to? to walk the plank?...Jordan whispers that Rachel said she ruined Brendon's chances because of her actions yesterday... Jeff says "Brendon's what?"...Jordan whispers "chances"...Jeff still can't hear...Jordan speaks up saying "chances"...Jeff says he can't even hear her, how is someone else going to?...Jordan makes a face...Jeff says "listen, you're a little cranky so relax, I can't..." Jordan says Jeff was cranky this morning...Jeff says "I'm not cranky, I can't hear you, I couldn't hear you"...Jeff asks again what she said...Jordan repeats...Jeff asks if Rachel thought Brendon was staying?...Jordan says yeah... They get very quiet for awhile, 3 mins go by and then Jeff sticks out his arm...Jordan starts rubbing and caressing Jeff's hand... Jordan stops after a minute...Jeff yawns and says "love ♥ you gotta try to eat a little bit before the show...you have to because you get nervous anyway and you have to have some kind of energy otherwise you're gonna pass out, you know what I'm saying"...Jordan mmm, hmm's... PR - Jeff will die if Jordan is a HN again 8:33 - 8:37 PM Jeff, Jordan and Rachel meet up in the purple room to chat...they talk game about Dani...Rachel asks Jordan if she told Jeff about the double eviction?...Jordan says they were coming up with all these theories...they speculate on twists and when the double eviction might be...Jeff doesn't really want to hear it LOL Rachel is sure a Pandora's box will be involved...Jordan thinks so too...Jeff asks if they think there's going to be a H/HN comp or a regular one?...they speculate on it, Jordan thinks there will be one more H/HN...Jeff thinks maybe this one will be a luxury...Jeff asks what should they do? be on a team or split up?...Jeff says "I'll die if you're a have not again"...Jordan says "why? cuz I'm crabby?"...Jeff says yeah and she doesn't eat...Rachel says she doesn't and she should...Jeff says if he wins he'll feel even worse...Rachel says they should play together so if they lose Jeff can make her eat...Jeff decides it's best they play together so they don't have to sleep in separate beds too Jordan says she's excited to see what's coming up...Rachel loves her positive attitude...Jordan is serious, she feels good, she feels 100% good...Shelly goes by and they say she can come in and join them...Shelly and Adam join... PR - Jeff can’t wait until Jordan eats again 8:57 - 9:01 PM Jordan, Rachel, Adam & Shelly are chatting in the purple room...Jeff joins them again after going to get Jordan some socks, he brings her a long pair, all his others are in the laundry...Jeff gets back on the bed...Jeff says he sucks at the competitions...Rachel says that Brendon was good at competitons and he went home at the hands of girls like Dani...Jordan tells Rachel to keep her head up...Rachel says she might get a honeymoonn for them...Jordan says there will be other prizes...Shelly says they can take a trip, money or car, she just wants a letter from home or something like that...Jeff says she can take his letter he'll take any prize...Adam says he'll wear a leotard so Shelly can get a phone call...Jeff says oh big sacrifice, he wants to wear it... They agree Cruddy will love it, it'll be BB history...they imply Cruddy is being perverted, they talk about the jack shack that Howie made...they wonder if they really went in there and did that...Adam tries to describe what it was, it held the pool supplies that they took out...Jeff says to Jordan that they had that in their season?...Jordan doesn't respond...Jeff waves her off (nevermind)...Jordan uhhh's and Jeff says "I can't wait til you eat, I can't even talk to you"...Jordan rubs Jeff's face and says "yes you can"...she picks something off Jeff's face and then Jeff adjusts himself by putting a pillow between his knees, he tells her "go ahead"...random chatter continues... “Nooooh” snuggle 10:26 PM Jeff and Jordan are chatting with Rachel & Adam in the purple room...Jeff is sitting on the lone chair, Jordan laying down...Jordan stands up to get her blanket and Jeff grabs her... and pushes her down...palm trees they snuggle and Jordan says no!...Jordan says come here and tries to give Jeff a kiss...Jeff says noooh...Jordan tries again...Jeff says noooh, he's nervous...Jordan gives up and leaves... Kiss before HOH reveal 10:41 PM Kalia is getting ready to show off her HOH room to the group...Jeff and Jordan head up but Jeff grabs a drink first...the group is ready and waiting, Jeff then arrives...Jeff and Jordan kiss and they go inside… Kitchen hug & kisses 10:58 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen...Jeff is making food for Jordan to eat when she's off have nots...Jordan says they're in a lose lose situation...Jeff says "this week?"...Jordan says "yeah with her, no matter what"...Jordan says "her" attitude uhh...Jeff says "who?"...Jordan says Daniele...Jordan is cold and puts on her sweater...Jeff says yeah, because they won, what are the odds that she was going to win? it's always like that, the one person ( that you don't want to win), it's so weird...Jordan says it's ok... Jordan comes around the counter to hug Jeff saying "why won't they open the door"...Jeff doesn't know... Jordan says it's 11:02, there's 58 minutes (left)...she kisses Jeff... More sweet kisses... They let go and Jeff sighs...Jordan says 58 minutes...Jordan asks when Jeff is cooking it?...Jeff says whenever they're done...Jordan says he's marinating it...Jeff asks if she wants that broccoli?...Jordan wants a baked potato too... Vancouver & JeJo site shoutout 11:43 - 11:47 PM Jordan and Rachel are chatting at the hot tub...they are talking about prize winnings...Jordan is talking about the trip they won on TAR to Vancouver...Jordan says it was awesome, they had it all planned out and they'll have the trip here (if they win one on BB) all planned too through Travelocity or whatever...Rachel asks if they had everything all planned out?...Jordan says they did something they've never done before but then starts listing the things they did, she says they went to the Carrie Underwood concert, some of the fans at the Jejo (Jay-Jo ) site bought us tickets to it, it was SO nice of them...Rachel says that's so cool, was that in Vancouver?... Jordan says yeah and she'd never been to Canada before, stayed in a nice, nice hotel, all of it was free, you just have to bring your own spending money, they come by your room around 4pm and ask if you want your sheets pulled down, they went ziplining, they went on a sleigh ride (Jordan describes how a professional guide steers you down the mountain, it's so romantic, you're on the top of the mountain and you see the city lights below, they take you down and around, it's so fun), they had them on top of a mountain having dinner overlooking everything, the only thing was the food was fancy, it wasn't enough food to fill them up though, she's assuming the BB trip would be all inclusive but everything was free, it was so worth it, they had to pay taxes on it but it was totally worth it, her and cold weather don't mix though, that's why she likes NC, it gets cold sometimes but not unbearable...Rachel starts talking about her dream trip… Jordan gets excited when she hasn't seen Jeff in a long time 11:54 - 11:56 PM Jordan and Rachel are talking by the hot tub...Rachel is missing Brendon, saying how passionate their love is for one another...Jordan says Rachel is going to be so excited when she sees him on finale night...Rachel says she's going to have to tell her mom that Brendon and her need their own room Jordan repeats that Rachel's going to be so excited, it's good too because it's not like he's in sequester, he's going to know everything that's going on...she says that when Jeff and her don't see each other for a long time, you get sooo excited, you want to look so cute, want to get dressed up and look nice for them, it just makes you more excited to see them and it makes you appreciate them more when you haven't seen them in a long time...they go on to talk about BB... Thank you kiss 11:56 PM Jeff is cooking for Jordan who is just coming off of slop...it's midnight so it's time...Jordan comes inside and heads right to Jeff, she kisses him and thanks him for cooking for her

August 11 HN room - love, come with me? 12:03 AM Jeff comes into the HN room where Jordan is laying down...he says "love ♥ "...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff asks what she's doing?...Jordan says nothing...Jeff asks if she wants to come watch him wash his face?...Jordan says no...Jeff says he's going to use the thing to pop his nose, come with him?...Jordan mmm's...Jeff says c'mon they're not doing anything...Jordan says "can I do it?"...Jeff says yeah, does she want to do it to him?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says ok, he'll put his teeth thing in...Jordan says she keeps thinking of what Maggie will do when she sees her...palm trees...Jeff says he wants to see yo-yo (Peyton)...Jordan asks "don't you miss him?"...Jeff asks if yo-yo would come out there by himself?...Jordan says yeah but he would need help with checking in at the kiosk and him and her mom don't know you have to be an hour early at the airport, Peyton hasn't been on a plane since he and her mom came out there...feeds switch… Jordan pops Jeff’s blackheads 12:06 - 12:31 AM Jeff and Jordan head to the bathroom to pop Jeff's blackheads...gross! Somehow the JeJo bantering during this makes it more funny & bearable though PR - tiffs/stories/backscratch/tense goodnights 12:43 - 1:52 AM Feeds come back to where Jeff, Jordan and Shelly are chatting...Shelly asks Jeff if he got his blackheads done?...Jeff starts explaining the tiff they had during that, Shelly leaves, they chat about random things, have another little tiff and then Jordan scratches Jeff's back, plays the back picture game, then they do a story time game with some interaction with Adam and lastly an alphabet game...Jordan says she's bored of the last game, is sleepy and wants to go to bed...she leaves saying goodnight, Jeff asks if she's not waiting for him?...Jordan asks if he's coming?...Jeff says "goodnight love, I love you" and Jordan says goodnight again and leaves (tense goodbye since Jordan left in a bit of a huff IMO)... Sweatpants butt grab 2:58 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the bathroom...Jordan has come out of the bathroom stall telling Jeff to wait a minute before he goes in Jeff waits and after he feels it's been long enough he walks by Jordan on his way into the stall and grabs her butt for about the 23rd time or so, but who's counting? 😜 BR - super plus womanly things 4:53 - 4:56 PM Jeff, Kalia and Dani are in the bathroom...Jeff is shaving his armpits...Jordan comes in looking for tampons...Dani tells her they may be in "that thing", they've been in there before...Dani checks in another place and finds some, she hands them to Jordan...Jordan says "oh, are those super plus? or regular?"...they manage to find the ones she wants... Jeff says "oh I have another question, if you're having your period why wouldn't you just go for the super duper hold all the time" LOL Kalia says it's cuz there are different flows, it's not always heavy...Jeff says "the other one's too thick?"...Kalia says umm, if you don't need it, if you're on a lighter day and you have a super tampon, when you take it out it's not gonna feel too good huh? LOL Jeff says "see I don't have any sisters so I have all these womanly questions, I don't know what these products are to open your pores, I don't know what's going on"...Kalia says he can absolutely ask, she doesn't mind...Jeff says he does all the time...they say Jeff is learning...Kalia says when he's old and married and needs to buy tampons he'll know what to say...Jeff says "her flow's not so strong so I should just go with super plus" LOL no Jeff, you clearly weren't listening Jeff says if he's sent to get them, he'd have to pick up a couple other things...Jordan comes out of the stall and washes her hands...Jeff says "good timing huh love? ♥ your little friend?"...Jordan says "God, I know", she says she's not fully on it but she doesn't want to be on the live show and have a pour come out...Jeff says better to be safe and use a super plus LOL...Jordan says she did...Jeff says that was what he was thinking Jordan says her stomach is starting to hurt...Jeff says "love, do you have a pair of my underwear in your laundry?"...Jordan says no, she has a pair of hers, she leaves the bathroom... Candy room kiss - where’s Jeff’s underwear 5:13 - 5:17 PM Feeds come back from palm trees...Jeff, Jordan and Adam are in the candy room getting pumped up about the show and the votes...Jordan says she's getting pissed off that nobody thinks she can win...Jeff says win! and find my underwear too Jordan says ok! and gives him a kiss... Adam and Jordan high five and then Jeff asks where his underwear is?...Jordan says "I don't know love" ♥ Jordan and Adam whisper about Dani while Jeff keeps looking...they all exit the candy room and go into the HN room...they continue talking game...Jeff goes on a mini rant about Dani & the Kalia alliance and they share some laughs...Adam says the NBSB alliance has to win tonight...Jeff asks Shelly if she saw a black pair of aficianado underwear, he can't find them...Shelly goes to help Jeff find them... Yes sunshine & butt poke 5:25 PM Jeff is in the kitchen...Jordan yells out to Jeff (off camera) and Jeff says "yes sunshine"...Jordan stands at the kitchen counter and Jeff goes over and pokes Jordan's butt. Kitchen counter hug 7:48 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen with most of the HG's, they're chatting about Brendon's sequester time...Jordan pours herself some iced tea and then goes towards Jeff who pulls her in a sweet hug. Jordan then kisses Jeff on the cheek, Jeff locks his legs around Jordan... ...and then Jordan moves over and the HG's continue chatting… HN room - tummy rub 8:37 PM Jeff and Jordan have been chatting in the HN room about the game and the twist and how crazy it was...Jordan says "love, that worked out good for us"...Jeff says later it will harder (to get them out)...Jordan knows but still...Jeff laughs about them evicting Lawon...Jordan says if not it would've been Rachel battling Brendon (better!) but it could have been Jeff battling it out too...Jordan says now they lost a number, they gained a strong person...Jeff says he warned her to get out floaters...Jordan says they thought until last night someone was coming for afternoon snack... Jeff farts Jordan says "Jeffff! that's nasty"...she starts rubbing his belly... Good lips kiss 8:44 PM Jeff and Jordan are talking in the HN room...they're finishing up their game talk when out of the blue Jordan says "I don't think I've ever told you but you've got good lips"...Jeff says "yeah?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "thanks"...Jordan says "they're full, they're like not thick but they're not like too little, they're like good" Jeff says "they're chapstick lips"...Jordan says "nah they're good'...Jeff says "great"...Jordan wishes she had bigger lips... Cam 3 Jeff says "I wish I had a slice of pizza"...Jordan says "me too"...Jordan, who obviously wants to plant one on Jeff looks at him while Jeff says the waiting until midnight thing is stupid, finally kisses him... Jeff asks if she's sure it's at midnight they can't eat?...Jordan says she'll go ask...Jeff says he has to pee...feeds switch out...