Jeff Schroeder and Jordyn Lloyd can't contain their happiness! Just one day after the Big Brother alums dropped two bombshells -- that they secretly got married and are expecting their first child together -- in a YouTube video, the newlyweds were still beaming over the exciting announcement in an exclusive ET interview. “So I'm three months pregnant," Lloyd, 29, gushed. "It was really hard keeping it a secret. None of my girlfriends in Charlotte [North Carolina] knew that I was pregnant or that we even got married." "I first found out I was pregnant on February 22," she continued. "I had a feeling about it. I wasn't sure. I took a pregnancy test, it came out positive, I didn't believe it! So, I woke him up at 7 o'clock in the morning, crying." "I was crying, because my mind was in wedding-mode," she explained. "I was all about prepping for the wedding. The next week, I was going to try on wedding dresses with this lady, and I was so excited. And then, it was just like... boom, baby." But now, she's ecstatic to be a mom, and even shared her baby's first sonogram exclusively with ET! The couple was planning on having a destination wedding in Mexico in September. "I was so excited, we had 356 people we invited," Lloyd dished. "It was going to be a big celebration." Those plans changed when they found out they were expecting and they decided to tie the knot a few months early at a courthouse in Beverly Hills, California. "Now, since [we're having a] baby, we can plan for next year," Lloyd said. Read the rest of the article here: http://www.etonline.com/news/186284_big_brother_stars_jeff_schroeder_jordan_lloyd_share_baby_first_sonogram_pic_exclusive/

By Cara Sprunk April 6, 2016 Congratulations all around! Reality TV couple extraordinaire Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd exclusively tell Us Weekly that they quietly married last month, weeks after finding out they are expecting! The couple — who have appeared on Big Brother, The Amazing Race and Marriage Boot Camp — were planning a wedding in Mexico for September 24, but their plans abruptly changed when Lloyd found out she was pregnant on February 22. Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd “I was not expecting it!” the 29-year-old exclusively tells Us. “My mind was completely on wedding mode and not on baby mode — was not expecting babies for like another two years, and, yeah, so then that’s what happened.” “It definitely threw us through a loop, and we were kind of like, ‘Well, we need to figure this out, because the baby is going to be born October 20,’ and I don’t want to be walking down the aisle nine months pregnant, and my dress won’t fit,” the Big Brother season 11 winner says. “I said, ‘Why don’t we go on ahead and go to the courthouse, and make it legal?’” she continues. “And I’m more traditional anyway, so I was like, ‘I want our baby to have our same last name on the birth certificate too.’ So I was like, ‘Let’s just go on ahead and get married, and then we’ll have the baby, and then next year we’ll have a wedding ceremony with all of our friends.’” Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd attend BODY at ESPYs at Milk Studios on July 14, 2015. On the first available date at the courthouse — March 15 — the two, who got engaged on season 16 of Big Brother in 2014, headed to the Beverly Hills courthouse to tie the knot with a handful of friends as their witnesses. “It actually was pretty nice,” Schroeder says. “I wore my tuxedo that I wore to Lance Bass’ wedding, so I had that in the closet to wear; Jordan wore a cute little wedding dress, and afterward, we were like movie stars. We went to the Beverly Hills Hotel and had lunch, and then, at night, we went and got massages, and then we went to Mastro’s in Malibu for dinner. We lived the life that day.” They still have another big milestone to celebrate next week, when they find out the gender of the baby. “I hope it’s a girl! That’s all I want, is a healthy girl,” Lloyd tells Us. “I’m around guys all the time!” Learning the gender of their baby will give them something to celebrate, since the newlyweds had to cancel on a Dirty Pop at Sea cruise in the Caribbean that they were planning on for next week. Jeff Schroeder proposes to his girlfriend Jordan Lloyd, at the BIG BROTHER house, in 2014. “We were supposed to go on this cruise with Lance Bass, and we were supposed to leave Saturday, and that was kind of a babymoon for us, but we can’t go now because of the Zika virus,” Schroeder explains. “The doctor was like, ‘It’s not a good idea,’” Lloyd adds. “It’s not worth risking the health of the baby for a week of fun.” The virus, which has been spreading around the world since the first confirmed infection in Brazil, has been linked to a birth defect of the brain called microcephaly. To see more about Jeff and Jordan’s pregnancy experience, check out their YouTube channel. https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-moms/news/jordan-lloyd-is-pregnant-and-married-to-jeff-schroeder-w201709/

Jordan's Instagram Q&A jessvess Haters gonna hate, I guess. And I suppose that's their prerogative. I just don't see why anyone would waste their energy on something so small. I think endorsements are a great way to use the celebrity that you've earned and I don't see anything wrong with you making an income off of that, whether you disclose it or not. It's really no one's business either way. Anyway, thanks for sharing about the products that you're using and seeing results with. I've been looking for a teeth whitening solution. I have sensitive teeth though. Would this product be okay? bbjordanlloyd@jessvess ❤️❤️...your so sweet! I have used almost every teeth whitening kit out there. I'm obsessed. I started bleaching my teeth a looooong time ago b/c my sister is in the dental field. My teeth are super sensitive & it doesn't matter what I try I still have that sensitive feeling, I just don't leave it on as long & I use sensodyne right after, and it really helps me with the sensitivity. varneyrc Jordan I love every time you tell us about a product it is a big help in finding things that really work. These company's are very lucky to have such a beautiful person representing there products.. Keep them coming girl ..if only they could make me look as great as you ..wishful thinking ha bbjordanlloyd@varneyrc your the best! Thank you for always being so kind! zachmister32Your so awesome Jordan! Your also really pretty and your teeth are so white! How long do you leave it on for because my teeth are sensitive as well! And it was awesome seeing you on big brother! I hope this year the twist is a recurring player comes back and they pick you!!!! bbjordanlloyd@zachmister32 aww thank you!! With any bleaching kit, I used to leave it on for 20-30 minutes. My teeth are super sensitive, so as soon as my tooth starts to tingle I take it out. Normally it's about 15 minutes max. For me, it's my same bottom teeth that gets sensitive. If your bleaching you have to use sensodyne toothpaste. It helps but that sensitive feeling never goes away uselman_carsonJordan will you please comment back? I'm a huge fan of yours and it would mean so much to me if you would comment back!! I loved watching you on bb11 and bb13 and I'm watching you now on marriage boot camp. You're so awesome and I'm from nc too! You're always so nice and you're so funny and you're a great role model! Please comment back I'm a huge fan of you and Jeff!! @bbjordanlloyd bbjordanlloyd@uselman_carson thank you for the kind words!!! How are you liking MarriageBootcamp?? It's a crazy season. daniellelc8@bbjordanlloyd ahhh, I am getting this!!! Thanks for giving us the lowdown. You are the best bbjordanlloyd@daniellelc8 your welcome jessvessThank you so much for the response, Jordan!! That's great advice. I really haven't whitened my teeth in years because of fear of sensitivity pains. I will have to get some sensodyne and give one a try! bbjordanlloyd@jessvess you will still have a sensitive feeling but as soon as your teeth start tingling take it out and brush with sensodyne maxnsam1Thank you, Jordan for sharing new products with us. Love that you keep us informed of what is new and innovative on the market. Please continue as you are such a beautiful spokeswoman for the products you represent. If there are those who are not interested, it would be best if they'd keep their pessimistic views to themselves, as they certainly do not speak for the rest of us and you do not need anyone telling you what you should or should not do. I'm thinking of trying this teeth whitening kit, and also the SimplySpoiledBeauty, as I also have melasma. You have the most beautiful smile and your skin always looks flawless. Those reasons sell the products for me. Endorsing products is a great way to use your celebrity. Love, love, love MBC. It's the highlight of my Fridays, and ALWAYS look forward to you and Jeff periscoping with us each Wednesday. Wishing you the best in life because you are so deserving of good things. xo bbjordanlloyd@maxnsam1 ❤️❤️..marriage Bootcamp is very entertaining! Lots of drama..haha..thanks for watching! uselman_carsonI love watching it! And yes it is a crazy season for sure!! You and Jeff are my favorite couple on the show. I love how y'all stay out of all the drama. You two are a great couple and y'all always make me laugh! Congratulations on your engagement, Jeff's proposal was awesome and so so sweet! You're going to make a beautiful bride!! @bbjordanlloyd bbjordanlloyd@uselman_carson thank you your so sweet!! I haven't found my dress yet but I got an idea of what I want! bbjordanlloyd@uselman_carson thank you. Jeff did a great job! ohbigbrothahow fast do you get the results? @bbjordanlloyd ohbigbrothai'm a huge fan of you! i loved watching you on big brother and was happy to see you back on tv with MBC and thanks for sharing these great products with us bbjordanlloyd@ohbigbrotha aww thank you!! MBC was fun and stressful but glad I did the show...about the results, I think everyone's different. For me, I feel like I see results right after, but I have been bleaching my teeth since I was 16. I think it depends on the shade of your teeth & when you start. In the kit, you get a shade chart so you can match your color. When I started bleaching my teeth for the very first time, I did it twice a week for 2-3 weeks, then I would bleach my teeth once every week or 2. Once you build up to the color you want, then you can bleach once a month or 3 weeks. That's what worked for me but everyone's different. tmoneyfb24Jordan quick question. How long would it take for them to ship it to your home? BTW your smile looks so beautiful bbjordanlloyd@tmoneyfb24 umm I think it was like 4-6 days. Wasn't long at all ag_lax2020Is it like instant results or is it over time you will notice. bbjordanlloyd@ag_lax2020 I think everyone's different. I have been bleaching my teeth since I was 16 so I feel like I see instant results b/c my teeth are already white. If someone's new to bleaching it will probably take time. marmoo24Soooo pretty Loving u and Jeff on Boot Camp ❤️ bbjordanlloyd@marmoo24 thank you! jessvessI have really enjoyed MBC, too! I had never seen it before this season. Honestly, I only started watching because I heard you & Jeff would be on. It seems like you guys received some good relationship advice on how to be more vulnerable and transparent in your communication. I hope you will continue to intentionally apply what you learned and continue to show each other the love and respect and fun that you have built your relationship on from the start. You two make for great tv!! I would happily watch a "newlyweds" type show of just you and Jeff! And I also like the Periscope chats. It's so fun how you guys invite the fans into your journey! bbjordanlloyd@jessvess Bootcamp was the best decision we did. We never had any major problems (as you see on the show) but small things that needed to be worked out. Sometimes small problems can turn into big problems. We still use our tools we learned and everything's great! Thank you for watching and listening on periscope!! I love that! ohbigbrothaokay thank you!! it means a lot you talk to people who comment to you also very happy for you and jeff on your engagement also, who are you going for this season on big brother? bbjordanlloyd@ohbigbrotha thank you...honestly I haven't even watched the videos of the new cast. (Jeffs still getting on to me about not watching his interviews last week..haha). I have only seen cast pictures so I don't know yet. I usually go for the honest, loyal, sweet people. ag_lax2020You are so pretty and I loved watching you in big brother. bbjordanlloyd@ag_lax2020 thank you! uselman_carsonWhat is periscope? What do you and Jeff talk about on it? I've never heard of it before @bbjordanlloyd bbjordanlloyd@uselman_carson I'm new to it. But it's connected to your Twitter account. It's a live broadcast. We do it every Wednesday and talk about marriage Bootcamp. Se of your friends might know how to do it. I'm still learning traburrisI'm so glad you respond back. Y'all have always been my favorite and after watching episodes of Marriage Bootcamp that have aired so far, I have been stressed for y'all but I'm glad you came away from the experience positive. bbjordanlloyd@traburris it was a great experience! Glad we did it. We were nervous at first. colmc6510Hi Jordan, I am ordering this. I need to do something. Unfortunately, I am a coffee drinker & you know what that does. Since, I usually only go 2x a year I'm admit it to dentist for a cleaning & whitener, I what to do something at home myself because the caffeine really stains my teeth. Your teeth are so white & you look beautiful so I am gonna order this product. I am loving Y'll on MCB & the periscopes that you & Jeff do. Jeff did a great job on the interviews you should check it out. I really think you will really like James & Da'Vonne. I get good vibes from them, but of course seeing everyone interact in the house & setting you will really see that person. I hope you guys have a great week & look forward to this weeks periscope. bbjordanlloyd@colmc6510 that's why I bleach because I drink coffee every morning! Is this your first time bleaching? Please send me before and after photos. I want to see everyone's results. I am excited about Wednesday. I can't believe big brothers already starting again. A year goes by so fast! julie.ann21@bbjordanlloyd how often do you use it? bbjordanlloyd@julie.ann21 for me personally, I have been bleaching my teeth since I was 16 so I only use it once a month or every 3 weeks. My teeth are the shade I want already so I don't have to bleach often cyndiyung12I just ordered the Sparkle White Kit. Can't wait to try it. bbjordanlloyd@cyndiyung12 yay! Tag me in your before & after photos! Love seeing everyone's results dee_pittman2013@bbjordanlloyd I'm so happy to see you conversating with complete strangers. I've followed you and Jeff on marriage boot camp since i love yall and it makes me love you even more. Your not nosey at all and let people do there thing! keep it up I was nervous that yalls relationship was in trouble but it looks like yall made it through alright bbjordanlloyd@dee_pittman2013 thank you!!..our relationship wasn't in trouble we just had small issues (as you can see on the Bootcamp..haha) but so happy I did the show. Definitely learned a lot from MBC.thank you for watching!! kerry0629@bbjordanlloyd do you know if it safe to use on cosmetic dental work ( veneers)during the process? I would love to get the teeth beside the veneers to match a lot more better. bbjordanlloyd@kerry0629 I would ask your dentist. I'm not sure how that works calibugsyrizWould you and Jeff ever consider doing Survivor: Blood vs. Water??? Say yes. Say yes!!! bbjordanlloyd@calibugsyriz Jeff would but I would be terrible on survivor with not eating & it's all puzzles. I can't do a puzzle to save my life..haha singingmary100Jordan, you have the kindest heart. You are taking time to respond to your admirers. You have no idea how much that means to people and makes their day. I just wanted to say that. Thank you for being the special and beautiful person you are. You and Jeff are truly loved. Have an awesome day sweet girl!! bbjordanlloyd@singingmary100 aww thank you!! your always so kind sydneyl_2001You guys should do survivor! It would be a lot of fun! Come back to Norris City soon @bbjordanlloyd bbjordanlloyd@sydneyl_2001 oh my Sydney, I would die on there..haha I hate bugs, I wouldn't last eating rice, and I can't do puzzles..haha hope all is well!! Enjoy your summer! Tell your family hey!! knouaseSince ur a answering questions I had one for this weeks periscope but sometimes I can't always get in to ask. First let me say I'm loving u both on MBC and it takes a lot for u guys to open yourselves up like that for the world to see and to me that shows a lot of confidence which is what my question is about. Did u always struggle with self confidence growing up or do u think it's something that happened more as a result of being in the public eye? You are a special person that has changed so many people's lives in ways u may never know and u should be very proud of urself. bbjordanlloyd@knouase great question! Yes, I always struggled with self confidence growing up. I think being sorta kinda in the public eye makes it worse b/c people are constantly analyzing you & sometimes mean comments. It took me until recently to start feeling confident. I think overtime w/ growing up & maturing will make you more confident. Little things that used to bother me don't. I don't have time for negative people & if they say things bad about me, I don't care because I can honestly say I'm content & happy w/myself & life. Jeff has helped make me a better person. His positivity is contagious..haha bbjordanlloyd@knouase thank you for the kind words!! jessalynb1987Are you going to get licensed in Cali? bbjordanlloyd@jessalynb1987 if Cali becomes my permanent address jessalynb1987That makes sense. Are you guys any closer to picking a venue? I feel like that would be the toughest part bbjordanlloyd@jessalynb1987 I think we're doing a destination wedding!! I have an idea of where I want the wedding but nothing's booked yet. pwillia1221I love that you share products you have tried and like. You have mentioned a couple I was interested in for myself and others I have purchased for my daughter. I am so happy you and @jeffschroeder23 did and benefited from MBC. Often times one or both partners have no idea certain issues or things that mean a lot to their 'other' and I feel like this show would bring those out. Having professionals like Jim and Elizabeth working with you is wonderful. I am happy to know this experience have made your relationship even stronger. Thank you so much for the weekly periscopes. bbjordanlloyd@pwillia1221 MBC really helped us get in touch with our sensitive side..haha jessalynb1987Is it fair to say that this next episode is the worst it got for you guys? bbjordanlloyd@jessalynb1987 haha oh man. I'm dreading this next episode..haha suebruce57Jordan, thank you for sharing and answering questions. It's so obvious that you & Jeff benefited from MBC, you two seem more in touch with each other than ever before. It's obvious how much you both love and care for each other. Wishing you two the best of everything that life has to offer bbjordanlloyd@suebruce57 thank you! luvkahlua59Wedding planning can be very overwhelming. Would you consider hiring a wedding planner? Seems many people are doing that more now. bbjordanlloyd@luvkahlua59 umm if I do destination, I think the resort does it for me!! I just want the wedding to be as simple & laid back as possible. My sister stressed me out with her wedding planning..haha I don't want that. pwillia1221Many people struggle with self confidence issues and they can rob you of much joy. From a bystander viewpoint I see so much for you to be proud of about yourself. You are such a lovely and kind hearted person who lights up a room. You are beautiful inside and out and you bring so much joy to so many people. I pray your self confidence continues to grow and you like and respect yourself and your accomplishments because that attracts positive attention and respect from others. I am glad you are learning not to let the negative comments get to you. They are generated either from jealousy or a mean spirit. Do not let that kind of people have any power over you but instead brush them to the side. You are greatly loved Jordan by the people in your life and also by thousands of fans. You are a special person. bbjordanlloyd@pwillia1221 wow!! Thank you so much! Everyone's being so nice. I appreciate it jessvessA destination wedding would be so fun! I got married on the beach and loved it! Definitely do what makes you two happy. (It was also cut down on the invite list quite a bit!) haha. bbjordanlloyd@jessvess that's why I want to do destination..haha we have way to many people on the list knouaseMy BFF got married in Barbados and the resort did everything all they had to do is show up and pay the bill. LOL But everyone had a blast. bbjordanlloyd@knouase that's exactly what I want to happen! nanci278If I could do it all over again, I would never have had the big traditional wedding. Too many people I didn't know and too much money spent. I would definitely do a destination wedding! ☀️✈️ Close friends and family are all you need ❤️ bbjordanlloyd@nanci278 that's exactly what my sister said!

I love @TamiRoman!! #AskBootCamp #MarriageBootCamp #MarriageBootCamp #AskBootCamp and were couple number 4!! #askbootcamp @BBJordanLloyd @jeffschroeder23 Was BC easier or harder than BB? @Owl_Luvverr @jeffschroeder23 BC was harder emotionally @BBJordanLloyd @TamiRoman She has some great one liners! @knouase @TamiRoman she does! @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd What were you feeling walking into the house? Nervous/Excited?? #MarriageBootCamp #AskBootCamp @disawyer @jeffschroeder23 I was terrified @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd How is the pillow situation now? LOL #AskBootCamp @luvkahlua59 @jeffschroeder23 has improved @BBJordanLloyd @jeffschroeder23 I love you guys so much!!! If I ever got a tweet from the both of you I would cry! I LOVE YOU!!! @AndreaBTRFan1 @jeffschroeder23 thank you!! #AskBootCamp #MarriageBootCamp what are y'all's first impressions of the couples Ahhh, @WEtv, just seeing @jeffschroeder23 and @BBJordanLloyd bak on TV, is so good! #MarriageBootCamp @arencain @WEtv @jeffschroeder23 glad to be back on your TV!! Thank you @BBJordanLloyd I been supporting u since the start. But, u can't take 2 seconds out of ur life to show me that u care by following @joe_andrews_1 thank you @BBJordanLloyd Tell Jeff to leave u alone about the pillows. Remember him talking about that 2 yrs ago! Lol. Im OCD too. #MarriageBootCamp @ymabamamay im so OCD with cleaning too..haha @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd What was your first thought when they said you were getting married? #MarriageBootCamp #@WEtv @suebruce57 @jeffschroeder23 I was just wondering who they brought for Jeff and I to stand up & object us getting married #MarriageBootCamp @BBJordanLloyd @WEtv @jeffschroeder23 Did you think you were really getting married? @varneys04 @WEtv @jeffschroeder23 at first I did. #AskBootCamp #MarraigeBootcamp @BBJordanLloyd Were u excited to see Kendra arrive at the house ? #MarriageBootCamp @Chillout27 I was @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd In the house there was drama & tears but did you get a chance to have fun ? #MarriageBootCamp #Askbootcamp @LolaBBfan @jeffschroeder23 towards the end we did #MarriageBootCamp #AskBootCamp Omg @BBJordanLloyd and @jeffschroeder23 were u scared or shocked when they announced you getting married today @moniebear0515 @jeffschroeder23 BOTH! @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd Would you have gone through w/ the wedding if they surrpised you with your family being there? #AskBootCamp @luvkahlua59 @jeffschroeder23 no. Not without family @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd Was it uncomfortable sitting there listening 2 the other couples let alone gettin up urselves? #askbootcamp @GloriasAlias @jeffschroeder23 it was a little awkward at first because you didn't know what was going to happen #AskBootCamp @BBJordanLloyd @jeffschroeder23 was it an easy decision to do this show or were you both scared to do it? #AskBootCamp @AndreaBTRFan1 @jeffschroeder23 at first we were hesitant RT ‏@ymabamamay Can we just get a Jeff and Jordan show already?! Seeing @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd back on my TV makes me so happy! ❤ #MarriageBootCamp ‏RT@TFactoryMedia May 29 Only spent 14 months out of the last 5 years together? #absencemakestheheartgrowfonder @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd #MarriageBootCamp RT@WEtv May 29 "Defeat" the purpose? Or "the beat"? Who knows! LOL @BBJordanLloyd @jeffschroeder23 #MarriageBootCamp RT@MBCElizabeth May 29 Communication is KEY @BBJordanLloyd brings it to the front in the cutest possible way #MarriageBootCamp https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CGN5d-WVIAAzPr5.png" target="_blank">https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CGN5d-WVIAAzPr5.png @BBJordanLloyd @jeffschroeder23 are you glad ya'll did it? #AskBootCamp @AndreaBTRFan1 @jeffschroeder23 Yes! A very positive experience. @JimMBC @MBCElizabeth were so great! ‏RT@jsbreaux0302 May 29 @MBCElizabeth @BBJordanLloyd 5 years later and Jordan still lights up a room. Jeff is far from beige. He's a keeper! Love this couple. I felt so bad for Kendra when her mom came down the alter #AskBootCamp #MarriageBootCamp Hank is such a sweetheart #MarriageBootCamp #AskBootCamp @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd Were you wanting to leave about now..lol @varneys04 @jeffschroeder23 not leave..RUN!! Haha RT@jeffschroeder23 May 29 @annawhiteee_ @BBJordanLloyd we don't need fixing, we just need to sharpen the tools that we have #MarraigeBootcamp I wish @BBJordanLloyd & I were friends. #MarriageBootCamp @lockedhearts_ that's sweet! @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd Will you two be doing an upcoming “Watch It With” episode in the future? #MarraigeBootcamp #AskBootCamp @knouase @jeffschroeder23 no we weren't asked too Please tell me pale is the new tan pic.twitter.com/5zVsjqmrCg @nicole_franzel your beautiful!! RT @jeffschroeder23 May 29 Tks 4 tweeting along w/ us, it was fun! Gonna be a GREAT season! @WEtv @TFactoryMedia #MarriageBootCamp #AskBootCamp https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CGOBNnEUcAAE3u6.jpg" target="_blank">https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CGOBNnEUcAAE3u6.jpg

by Laura Rosenfeld May 29, 2015 - Bustle When I first heard that Big Brother 's Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd would be appearing on the new season of Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars , many thoughts went through my mind. At first, I was delighted to see Jeff and Jordan on TV again since they are the most adorable, sweet, and down-to-earth couple to ever emerge from a reality TV show. But then the urge to throw a whole bucket of slop at someone's face came over me because I realized they were going to star on Marriage Boot Camp, which must mean their relationship is in trouble, right? Please tell me I am panicking for no reason and these two crazy kids are still together. Luckily, Jeff and Jordan's appearance on Marriage Boot Camp doesn't seem to be cause for concern. Heck, they're not even married yet. Give them some time to grow to hate each other, will you? In fact, it looks like the problems Jeff and Jordan are experiencing in their relationship seem to be relatively minor compared to their fellow cast mates. The couple explained in an exclusive sneak preview of the show published by Entertainment Weekly that they signed on to Marriage Boot Campbecause they're having communication issues. More specifically, Jordan doesn't like that Jeff knocks all of the pillows off the bed onto the floor by morning, and Jeff isn't a fan of Jordan leaving the teensiest bit of juice in a bottle and not throwing it out. That's not quite at the level of lying or cheating or anything like that, now is it? So unsurprisingly, I am happy to say that it looks like JeJo is still intact. But what makes me so sure about the solid status of Jeff and Jordan's relationship, you ask? The couple has been doing a whole bunch of press together for their new show recently. "We looked at the word 'Boot Camp' as something to strengthen our relationship, like Barry’s Boot Camp, not that we needed saving or counseling,” Jeff told Big Brother Network. All of this makes me think that Jeff and Jordan were just brought in to Marriage Boot Camp because they're a part of one of the most famous and beloved reality TV couples of all time. Having them star on your show basically guarantees it will be a crowd pleaser, even if you have to show them arguing about throw pillows every once in a while. If you also just feast your eyes on Jeff and Jordan's respective Instagram profiles, you will still see nothing but love. A couple that goes fishing in 40-degree weather, goes on a double date with BB16 's Nicole Franzel and Hayden Voss, and lip syncs some Beastie Boys is clearly in it for the long haul. I'm also sure that their closeness isn't just a ploy to promote the show because earlier this month the couple finally set a date for their wedding. I know, I know. CHILLS. Jeff announced via Periscope that the couple will be tying the knot on Oct. 1, 2016. Um, can you say best Big Brother season finale ever or what?

@jeffschroeder23 @bbjrdanlloyd #AskBootCamp? Do you have a house full of friends watching #MarriageBootCamp with you? @maxnsam we have Jordan's dad in town so just me @BBJordanLloyd and her dad. Just relaxing watch #MarriageBootCamp And here WE go #MarriageBootCamp #AskBootCamp @jeffschroeder23 nice pun, Jeff @sugarspiceNnice I'm not sure people would of got that, NICE" @jeffschroeder23 Whats your favorite movie?. @roberta_potts Gladiator @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd#askbootcamp How nervous were you pulling up to the house not knowing what to expect?? @varneys04 its a weird feeling @REGGIEYB1 "I'm gonna sabotage everybody's S@#T" lol AskBootCamp who was the better cook? @jeffschroeder23 or @ItsTheSituation ? @ScottySayz_66 @ItsTheSituation ME! Lol @jeffschroeder23 Whos your less favorite couple? Haha come on u can tell us @roberta_potts that's for you to decide.... @AubreyODay Beige Paint.... What's that?? #askbootcamp @BBJordanLloyd @jeffschroeder23 Was BC easier or harder than BB? @Owl_Luvverr both difficult for different reason RT@lauren_pesce @BBJordanLloyd & @jeffschroeder23 loves!!!!! ❤️ @lauren_pesce mike @ItsTheSituation dissed your cooking skills 2 minutes in the house & your Italian.... Them fightin words Lol @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd I feel better walking around with champagne @lfranklin915 of course! Lol Okay now I love @jeffschroeder23 and @BBJordanLloyd ! 'Big Brother' fan for life! I hope they aren't a ton of drama #MarriageBootCamp @According2Mandy I hope we aren't either!! Haha @BBJordanLloyd @BBJordanLloyd @jeffschroeder23 Honestly...We're Yall Surprised By Your Castmate Screaming "Rise Up"? Was That Scripted?#MarriageBootCamp @HaileyGracesDad of course, that was bananas! Do you think @jeffschroeder23 is too friendly? #MarriageBootCamp @TFactoryMedia did you want me to come in the house and start dumpin over tables instead? That's good tv #MarriageBootCamp @BBJordanLloyd @jeffschroeder23 I love you guys so much!!! If I ever got a tweet from the both of you I would cry! I LOVE YOU!!! @AndreaBTRFan1 here's mine! @jeffschroeder23 I'm watching marriage boot camp n loved Travis response his he really that nice lol @moniebear0515 @TravisGarland is a little cutie! @BBJordanLloyd @jeffschroeder23 I love you guys so much!!! If I ever got a tweet from ya'll I would cry! I LOVE YOU!!! #AskBootCamp @AndreaBTRFan1 don't cry, but I might later in the show..... #MarriageBootCamp #AskBootCamp Ahhhh so excited #AbsoluteFavs @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd pic.twitter.com/oyBbbHVKFf @CourtneyDolson yes, me too! Lol @BBJordanLloyd & @jeffschroeder23 R the Trista and Ryan of this #MarriageBootCamp, Jordan is too sweet. @OdieLisa @BBJordanLloyd that was a big reason why we did the show in the first place also get to see @BBJordanLloyd & @jeffschroeder23 "if u can be any animal what would u b? A squirl bc they hang out in neighborhoods!! @brittyygracee @BBJordanLloyd never gets old lol Ahhh, @WEtv, just seeing @jeffschroeder23 and @BBJordanLloyd bak on TV, is so good! #MarriageBootCamp @arencain @WEtv @BBJordanLloyd your the best Renee! @jeffschroeder23 Did you notice Bob or 2 busy trying 2 figure out what was up? #MarriageBootCamp #AskBootCamp @disawyer wow, good eye! I totally didn't know @TheBaubShow was there! I was freaking out & didn't realize.... “@jeffschroeder23: And here WE go #MarriageBootCamp #AskBootCamp”. You and Jordon are the only normal acting people on the show! @waitingoneight we have our moments, but hopefully you guys can relate. #MarriageBootCamp @BBJordanLloyd @WEtv @jeffschroeder23 Did you think you were really getting married? @varneys04 @BBJordanLloyd @WEtv I was down! Lol Haha @jeffschroeder23 is truly scared of Aubrey! Too funny. Where's Big Jeff? #MarriageBootCamp #AskBootCamp @ymabamamay @AubreyODay is a strong women! Omg @BBJordanLloyd and @jeffschroeder23 were u scared or shocked when they announced you getting married today @moniebear0515 @BBJordanLloyd I was more worried that my parents weren't there. I wasn't scared of getting married, we're already engaged @BBJordanLloyd watched you & @jeffschroeder23 on MBC and you both help bring some sanity into a house full of drama. Looking forward to Ep2 @Hellataz @BBJordanLloyd will try... The only reason I'm watching #MarriageBootCamp this season is because of @BBJordanLloyd and @jeffschroeder23 Love them! @Dperryy23 thanks! Beat the purpose lol #MarriageBootCamp #AskBootCamp @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd Was it uncomfortable sitting there listening 2 the other couples let alone gettin up urselves? #askbootcamp @GloriasAlias @BBJordanLloyd of course, that was only 1 hour into the house! I'm loving #MarriageBootCamp @jeffschroeder23 Why were you so afraid of Aubrey? I'm a huge Big Brother fan! You and Jordan are my favorites @BBSuperfan1996 I was joking, but she is a strong women & strong personality @TamiRoman @REGGIEYB1 YOU LOOK GREAT! Lol can't wait to watch you 2 this season! RT "Defeat" the purpose? Or "the beat"? Who knows! LOL @BBJordanLloyd @jeffschroeder23 #MarriageBootCamp If I can't see @jeffschroeder23 & @BBJordanLloyd on big brother again.. I'll settle for #MarriageBootCamp so happy they're back on my tv❤️ @brittrosenthal @BBJordanLloyd its still us, will give you some good laughs, and possible some tears..... #MarriageBootCamp @BBJordanLloyd @jeffschroeder23 are we going to see you in boot camp. Your screen time is short. #AskBootCamp @aolbaytown28 @BBJordanLloyd we have our moments, it's only ep 1 #AskBootCamp @jeffschroeder23 congrats Jeff! You both are awesome! @Jacob_Sexton1 thanks, it was a great experience! #MarriageBootCamp @TFactoryMedia @TeamJEJO @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd just love these two. Only reason I'm watching this season @moniebear0515 @TFactoryMedia @TeamJEJO @BBJordanLloyd thanks, you'll love the other couples too, just wait! @jeffschroeder23 Your expression watching Kendra & Hank was priceless! #MarriageBootCamp #AskBootCamp @disawyer it got real, real quick! #MarriageBootCamp @WEtv @BBJordanLloyd @jeffschroeder23 There's that banter we all love! Lol @Ipswichsusie @WEtv @BBJordanLloyd there will be more, trust me! Lol @jeffschroeder23 what's the best way to get onto #BigBrother? @Jacob_Sexton1 be yourself! @jeffschroeder23 and @BBJordanLloyd <3 been waiting for you guys to return to my TV screen! Love you guys! #MarriageBootCamp #MyAllTimeFavs @DelvynB95 @BBJordanLloyd hope you still like us at the end of the show haha j/k Really missed @BBJordanLloyd and @jeffschroeder23 on TV. Will they air their wedding? Hope so. #MarriageBootCamp @heartsandroses9 @BBJordanLloyd I'll take it! Ha How about a wedding already?? @BBJordanLloyd @jeffschroeder23 @nikers1978 @BBJordanLloyd October 1st, 2016 Yall leave @BBJordanLloyd alone! We all mix ours words up sometimes. Did everyone forget "technotrics"? @jeffschroeder23 #MarriageBootCamp @ymabamamay @BBJordanLloyd lol touché LOVE seeing @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd back on tv! Dont love the even 1% chance of y'all having problems though lol❤️ #MarriageBootCamp @Ashleyabc26 @BBJordanLloyd gotta watch, everybody has their moments... #MarraigeBootcamp @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd Haha I'm always gonna like you guys! Been A fan since 2009 haha not gonna give up on you guys that easy @DelvynB95 thanks! RISE UP! #MarraigeBootcamp #AskBootCamp @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd Don't fight like others! ❤️you guys! Let's just plan a wedding & live happily ever after! #MarriageBootCamp @DawnStew @BBJordanLloyd we will! Nice @TravisGarland you win the best "rise up" lol #MarriageBootCamp Even if @jeffschroeder23 and @BBJordanLloyd are on Marriage Boot Camp, they are still goals #favoritecouple @annawhiteee_ @BBJordanLloyd we don't need fixing, we just need to sharpen the tools that we have #MarraigeBootcamp @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd~hi guys, I will be watch as soon as I get out of hospital. They don't have we TV channel. Can u believe that @McCoy17 @BBJordanLloyd you can ask me you Qs later, your special lol Things are crazy in Marriage Boot Camp, just like Big Brother! @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd #MarriageBootCamp @paige_deon @BBJordanLloyd pretty close, but it gets very different @jeffschroeder23 Jeff! It's #marriagebootcamp! You've been spelling marriage wrong lolol Never change #techtronics @deeluvs I'm just using whatever # comes up on my computer? #MarriageBootcamp @jeffschroeder23 I know! Some1 must've tweeted that, now it comes up. I was JK! Loving u & @BBJordanLloyd gr8 start to #marriagebootcamp! @jeffschroeder23 when's the show on in Canada? @dangus61 maybe online? @jeffschroeder23 whatever happens, at least the water works did not happen for you on the first show! #realmencry #MarriageBootCamp @StellaChels there around the corner lol That's okay @jeffschroeder23 ! You know there is no judgement on twitter! Kidding, but there is no judgement w/ #TeamJeJo! #notkidding @StellaChels I'm a bad speller, it's no surprise. Lol @jeffschroeder23 thought I was in church "rise up"! @Sherrysobo lol, I'm wasn't sure where the hell I was #MarraigeBootcamp #AskBootCamp @ymabamamay @BBJordanLloyd Ah no unfortunately for @jeffschroeder23 technotronix will never be forgotten, he said it with such conviction... @chrissiemac24 @ymabamamay @BBJordanLloyd all in! Ha @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd @annawhiteee_ This is practice marriage for them. They're there to show the other couples what a couple is. @ZalebBB16 @BBJordanLloyd @annawhiteee_ thanks! Be the best couple WE can be! #MarriagBootCamp @pdson2 @BBJordanLloyd I didn't like it, I knew there would be some backlash @BBJordanLloyd @jeffschroeder23 long distance relationships work. I've been married 5yrs after 3yrs long distances. @kimberly_ruff @BBJordanLloyd that's how we do! @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd Will you two be doing an upcoming “Watch It With” episode in the future? #MarraigeBootcamp #AskBootCamp @knouase @BBJordanLloyd no, we weren't asked, but will get on periscope after a few episodes #MarriagBootCamp #AskBootCamp I'm w/ @jeffschroeder23 and @BBJordanLloyd. With the good, might come some bad. I wouldn't want the "perfect" label. #MarriageBootCamp @ScottySayz_66 @BBJordanLloyd I didn't either! @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd Were you happy you didn't get the stagecoach bed? ha Did the pillows end up on the floor in the morning? LOL @TamiGibson77 @BBJordanLloyd I whipped them everywhere lol #MarriageBootCamp @BBJordanLloyd "I've never seen you cry in 5 years,". FORSHADOWING? @jeffschroeder23 #MarriageBootCamp @radomskic @BBJordanLloyd ......... Will see...... @BBJordanLloyd @jeffschroeder23 Love that you got the HOH room ! #MarriageBootCamp @LolaBBfan @BBJordanLloyd haha I didn't look at it like that, guess your right I feel like big @jeffschroeder23 and @BBJordanLloyd would've been very cool to watch with commentary. Throwback to DR sessions! #JeJo @5thBeatle23 @BBJordanLloyd so do I.... Tks 4 tweeting along w/ us, it was fun! Gonna be a GREAT season! @WEtv @TFactoryMedia #MarriageBootCamp #AskBootCamp pic.twitter.com/XK0zgFP7sa

Big Brother royal couple Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd recently announced they will finally be getting married in October, 2016. Before the happy nuptials take place, however, Jeff and Jordan will have to get their relationship priorities straight on the latest season of Marriage Boot Camp. Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars premieres this Friday, May 29 on WE tv at 9 PM ET/PT, and will feature Jeff and Jordan as part of this season’s cast. The tagline for the new season of the relationship reality show is “Big Secrets. Big Lies. The Biggest Scandals Yet.” All we can think is that Jeff and Jordan will probably have to stage some huge fight about who didn’t fold the laundry to fit in. I mean, we already saw what constitutes an argument between the two during a Big Brother Live Chat last season and it was hilariously silly. Plus, all the times we have seen them on camera, the biggest drama they’ve ever had is why the hell Jeff Schroeder took so long to propose! So why did Big Brother‘s Jeff and Jordan decide to sign on for Marriage Boot Camp? Especially since Jordan Lloyd has expressed in the past that she doesn’t really love being on TV? Well, we’re sure the money involved is part of the reason (and Jeff’s constant need to be on camera), but the couple says there are practical considerations behind going the show as well. “We know marriage isn’t easy and we wanted to sharpen the tools that we have and learn new ones so we could be the strongest couple we can be before we tie the knot,” Jeff tells BigBrotherNetwork.com. “Plus, it also gave us an opportunity to branch out and try something new.” Jordan says there were issues on both sides the couple needs to work on. For her, she says, “I learned that I needed to be more supportive with Jeff’s career and I need to be more positive.” Find out what else Jeff and Jordan had to say about their relationship, their time on Marriage Boot Camp, and if they’d ever consider coming back to Big Brother again at our sister site,

Jeff & Jordan on Marriage Boot Camp – Image credit: WE tv Last season, Big Brother’s much-watched couple Jeff & Jordan announced their engagement in the backyard of the house where their relationship began. Now as they prepare for their wedding, announced for October 2016, Jeff & Jordan are taking on a new challenge: Marriage Boot Camp. The new season of Marriage Boot Camp “Reality Stars” edition kicks off this Friday on May 29, 2015 on WE tv at 9/8c and one of the couples this season will be Jeff & Jordan from Big Brother 11 & 13. Thanks to WE tv, I had the chance to interview the couple to get an idea of their experience on the show, the continued impact of Big Brother, and if we might seem them back in the BB house again. First off I wanted to know what attracted Jeff Schroeder & Jordan Lloyd to the series before they were even married. As the other couples noticed, Jeff & Jordan were the only couple who wasn’t already married this season. “We know marriage isn’t easy and we wanted to sharpen the tools that we have and learn new ones so we could be the strongest couple we can be before we tie the knot. Plus, it also gave us an opportunity to branch out and try something new,” explained Jeff. “Also we looked at the word “Boot Camp” as something to strengthen our relationship, like Barry’s Boot Camp, not that we needed saving or counseling.” Being new to the series, Jeff wasn’t initially sure he and Jordan were the right fit for MBC. “When we were first approached to do Marriage Boot Camp we were a little hesitant because we never watched the show and didn’t know much about it. After looking into it, we saw that Ryan and Trista from the Bachelor previously participated in the show,” said Jeff. “They are generally known as the “perfect” Reality TV couple, so that eased some of our concerns knowing they did it.” Going in to the boot camp, the couple hoped to strengthen their relationship before its biggest test. So what did they learn about each other in the process? Jeff said, “for me it was definitely the way I communicate with Jordan and paying closer attention to her wants and needs.” Jordan says, “I learned that I needed to be more supportive with Jeff’s career & I need to be more positive.” I couldn’t let JeJo get away with some Big Brother questions though, could I? When asked what’s one thing they would “Veto” out of their relationship Jeff said “all these extra pillows Jordan insists on having on our bed and couch!” Jordan wanted to use her PoV on Jeff’s gaming, “I would “Veto” Jeff’s island game he plays on his iPad.” They’ve been through the Big Brother house on multiple seasons now, but have they officially closed that chapter of their lives? “We always say, “never say never”. I really enjoy being part of Big Brother on the hosting side of things with CBS.com each season,” says Jeff who seems to think it’s time to give a new batch of Houseguests a turn. “I think bringing in a fresh cast with new personalities each year is what the audience wants,” adds Jeff. “We’ve both been lucky enough to be on twice, and for that we’re very grateful. Our love story is documented & it will be exciting to show our kids one day.” Now that they’ve been through the Marriage Boot Camp course, what’s tougher: MBC or the Big Brother house? Jordan told me “they were both pretty tough” but each offered their own challenges. “Big Brother was harder only because of the duration of the show, but that doesn’t mean Marriage Boot Camp was easy by any means!” explained Jordan. “There were definitely some crazy people/situations that we have encountered in both that made it difficult.” You can catch Jeff Schroeder & Jordan Lloyd on WE tv’s “Marriage Boot Camp” which premieres this Friday, May 29th at 9/8c. Check out the season preview in the clip below for a first look as JeJo heads inside the MBC house. Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars – Season Preview

August 31 How life changes/Jeff the reality star/the proposal 4:10 - 4:15 PM Jordan and Rachel are walking laps around the BY...Shelly is sitting on the couch...Adam is on the hammock...Rachel says that your life can change so much in a year...Jordan says yeah...Rachel says a year and a half ago before the show, she was not engaged, living and working in Vegas, in school and doing a lot of other stuff and now living in LA, engaged and on the show again, isn't it crazy?... Jordan says yeah, it is weird, 2 or 2.5 years ago, she was working 3 jobs, was getting into trouble and was basically going down the wrong path...Rachel says her too...Jordan says then she got it together...Rachel says now she is dating Jeff, has a great job, owns a home, is doing this again...Jordan says the home she bought was for her mom & brother (umm)...Rachel says "yeah but still"...Jordan starts to say something about that but says she doesn't want to say it on tv, she'll say it after... Adam says "you're dating a reality star"...Rachel says "yeah! yeah you are"...Jordan says "me?"...Rachel says "yeah, Jeff"...Jordan says "oh my God people...reality stars are the Kardashians"...Rachel says "Jeff is a CBS reality star"...Jordan says "no he's not!"...(yeah he kinda is)...Adam says "dude! he's been on 4 shows in 2 years"...Jordan says "he is not a reality star"...Adam says he was on BB, TAR, ATWFF, BB, 4 shows in 2 years and after this he's going to get his own cooking show...Jordan says "ohh, I hope he does"...Adam says "The Angry Chef" I LOVE IT!...they laugh... Jordan says "that'd be good for me, maybe he might step up the process a little bit more" ZING! love it! Jordan adds "I'm just kidding (sure you are ) he'd get so mad if I said that"...Rachel says "ohh! Jor-DAN, you are so not kidding, you can say it, he's not even here"...Jordan says Jeff would be like shhhh...Shelly asks if they ever look at rings?...Jordan says no but her and her mom have on the internet...Shelly says they never looked, he just showed up...Jordan says maybe, he told her that if he proposed, whoever he does propose to ( YOU! ) that it would be unexpected, they would have no clue... Rachel says maybe he'll propose on finale night?...Jordan says nooo, she wants it to be private IF he did (WRONG! LOL) Rachel says maybe he can propose on finale night then her and Brendon can get married in the BY...Jordan says "in trash bags" LOL...Rachel says no, a real wedding, Jeff can propose and then they can have a BY wedding for them...they start talking about reality wedding shows… JeJo site is so nice/jorchel 4:17 PM Jordan and Rachel are chatting while doing laps of the BY...Rachel says she's glad she got to come back to BB plus she would've have never met JeJo ::giggle giggle:: Jordan says "omg Rachel! you can just say Jeff and Jordan" Rachel says who would've have known that Brenchel and JeJo would be BFF?...giggle giggle...she bets all the Brenchel and JeJo fans knew it (umm, not really LOL) Jordan says "that JeJo site, they're so nice...they're like really good to us, like really, really nice....they always on Twitter send me like inspiring stuff” Rachel says she hopes Brenchel and JeJo fans are still cheering for Jorchel Jordan tries to tell Shelly about their joint DR but Rachel shushes her saying they're not supposed to talk about it...Jordan says she'll have to watch the show and see...Jordan says compared to Rachel, Jordan looks like she has no personality with Rachel saying "no one comes between me and my woman" LOL Rachel says that she should have said no one comes between my and my BFF "Jorchel" they continue talking about their up and down relationship and the name Jorchel... interesting side note - Shelly is watching them do laps from the couch area and is just glaring at them...the disgust and disbelief is written all over her face...I think it was killing her to see Jordan being so close to Rachel and at one point Shelly mumbled under her breath that Rachel was crazy Love it! Don’t break this little girl's heart 5:53 PM Jordan and Adam are talking outside...Adam on the hammock, Jordan sitting nearby...they are talking game...Jordan asks Adam to promise him on Farah that if need be he will use the veto to evict Porsche...Adam promises and says that when Jeff told him "don't break this little girl's heart"...Jordan smiles and says "what did he say?"... Adam giggles...Jordan says "what did he say? tell me what he said"...Adam laughs not wanting to say...Jordan says "Cruddy...tell me what he said for real"...Adam whispers "don't break this little girl's heart"...Jordan says yeah and I'm telling you...Rachel arrives and asks if they want a snack? and they continue talking... Jeff grabbed Jordan’s butt/Jordan misses Jeff 8:01 PM Jordan, Adam & Kalia are outside, Jordan is getting in the hot tub, Adam is having a smoke, Kalia is laying down on the couches...Jordan says to Adam "after tomorrow, 14 days left!14 days and you can see Farah, how excited are you?"...Adam says "omg, I just want to hug her, squeeze her, kiss her, lick her face" Apparently Adam licks Farah LOL Rachel comes out and asks who he's talking about? Farah?...Adam says yeah...Rachel says she hates when guys lick her...Adam says he doesn't know why but with his other girlfriends he didn't do that but for some reason with her he likes to lick her...Kalia tells some story about an ex-bf doing something with his tongue (I mute her ) Adam says he can't wait to grab her ass, a little slap and tickle, no it's been 61 days...Jordan says they know what Adam wants to do, he's going to want to skip the party...Kalia starts asking Adam what a slap and tickle is and then Rachel says to Jordan "I can't wait to see Brendon"... (of course LOL) Jordan wonders if her mom is coming to the finale...Rachel says she's sure they'll ask...Jordan says they never asked her... Kalia says it's like when Jeff grabs Jordan's butt, it's always like uhhhhhh (he gets into it)...Jordan says "yeah he does!"...Rachel asks if Brendon grabbed her butt? Kalia says no, Jordan nods no...Jordan says they're more "on each other"...Kalia says they're more "lovey-dovey" but JeJo would never really do anything but Jeff would just walk by Jordan and uhhhhh (she makes a grabbing motion with her hands), it looked like it hurt, she was like ow! Jordan run!...Adam says to not to get too excited, Jeff grabbed his ass too Jordan says in a low voice "I miss Jeff" 😒 Jordan won’t do it in jury? Hmmm 8:27 - 8:41 PM Jordan, Rachel & Kalia are talking outside on the couches in the BY...they are talking about friends and boyfriends...Kalia talks about Derek and how she wasn't looking for a boyfriend but she knew early on he wasn't just going to be "another guy"...Rachel asks how long she's known him?...Kalia says she met him in April, right before his bday, they hung out all of April & May and Memorial day weekend was when things got more, she met his dad...palm trees until just after the 8:30pm mark... Rachel is saying she fell for Brendon after 10 days because Jordan says "after 10 days!? Rachel! be honest"...Kalia asks was Rachel thinking she really loved him or she could see herself with him?...Jordan says "not in 10 days, you don't know the guy in 10 days"...Rachel says when she was on the show they said "I love you" and they were still on the show...Jordan can't believe it LOL she says "whaaatt?"...Rachel says yeah, by the end of the show they each told each other they were the loves of their lives...Jordan says "oh my goodness"... Rachel says once they got in jury they really, really fell in love...Kalia says because BB was all gone, so maybe when they were in the house, they knew it was special but when they got to jury they fell in love...Rachel says she started to fall in love with him in the house but then you have all the extra pressure and everything but once they were in jury and it was just them for 2 weeks she was like "I'm so in love with you"... Jordan says "did y'all do it in sequester?"...(no...Jordan they did it in the BB house before that in their season )...Rachel nods yes...Kalia says she would assume so since the cameras are gone...Jordan says "all the time?"...Rachel says "in jury or prequester?"...Jordan says "in jury"...Rachel says "yeah!"...Jordan says "God...were you doing it like all the time"...Rachel says "the week before here or in jury?"...Jordan says "no in jury"...Rachel says yeah...Jordan says "if I'm in jury and I have to listen to that, I want the room across"... Rachel and Kalia both say whatever, her and Jeff would be doing it in jury...Jordan says "I don't know" (yeah right! 😉)...Rachel says "she's such a liar" (ding! ding! LOL)...Kalia says you're just in a bedroom, in a house...Jordan says "that's weird"...Rachel says "that's not weird at all"...Jordan says "y'all I'm weird"... Kalia says she knows she is but she's guaranteeing her there's no way, there's no way! (ding! ding!) and there's no way Jeff is going to be like "ok" (DING! DING! DING!)...Jordan giggles...Kalia says there would be no excuse of no cameras...Jordan continues denying saying "I don't know"... Rachel says they wouldn't do it 24/7...Kalia says "but you'd get one out of the way" Rachel says yeah...Jordan says "oh my God, y'all"...Kalia says she's just saying...Rachel says "you totally would"...Kalia says she probably would...Jordan says she's very modest (or crazy! LOL )...Rachel says it has nothing to do with modesty...Kalia says there's no cameras, nothing there, if she wants they could hide under the blankets, a pillow, put a sock in her mouth...Rachel says she's not going to come knocking on her door wanting to hang out LOL Shelly has come outside and Jordan asks her if Tony was in jury and Shelly got there would she do it in jury?...Shelly says "no cameras right?"...they say no...she says "yes" HAHA!...Jordan says "you would? what?" (oh come on Jordan! you're being ridiculous now)...Shelly says it's like you're in your own room in your own house...Kalia says or like in a hotel on vacation or in a bed & breakfast...Shelly says "that's a very firm yes"...Kalia agrees...Rachel asks "why wouldn't you?"...Shelly says no one would even hear you...Kalia says no one would know...Jordan says "I don't know"...Kalia says people would assume they are... Shelly asks "when you're at your house?"...Jordan (unbelievably embarrassed for what reason I have no idea geez LOL) says "oh my God, y'all I can't talk about it"...Shelly says "it's the same thing!"...Kalia says they know they have been...Shelly says the only place they don't is at their parent's house, forget it...they debate doing it at your parent's house LOL... Jordan then says they never did it when they were on the Amazing Race jury house...Rachel asks why?...Jordan says because there were other people there...Rachel says there's other people everywhere all the time...Jordan says she doesn't know, she just felt disrespectful, weird...the others still can't believe it...Rachel says what if they were on a cruise together?...Jordan says "on a cruise? I can't talk about this out loud, of course if I was on a vacation or something, I don't know, I can't talk about this"...Rachel says "whyyyyy?"...Jordan says because a million people are listening...Rachel says everyone knows, it's not a big secret...Jordan says they can use their imagination... Rachel says ok, if they were married and went on TAR and were in the jury house would she?...Jordan says she doesn't know, who knows...they STILL can't believe what Jordan is saying and neither can I! Jordan says she knows she wouldn't want to hear someone else...Rachel says go downstairs then and asks Kalia if she would be offended?...Kalia says she would just be eeeee!...Jordan says she would be grossed out... Jordan tells a story about when her and Jeff were staying at the Roosevelt and they went to bed very late, got woken up early by a couple having sex in the next room, they were loud and Jordan was so mad that they had woken her up, she just gets grossed out by that...Shelly then tells a story about a similar thing, she was pissed and it wouldn't stop, a bunch of people called the front desk, the door opened and there was a 60 yr old guy with 4 girls in there the noise never stopped. It was embarrassing...they continue debating if having sex in the next room is cool or not and then Jordan again reiterates it's awkward and that she heard a couple of friends and it was ewww.... Jordan story - Jeff’s Ma’s town & meeting Jeff’s family 11:39 PM Jordan is in the hot tub talking to Shelly who is sitting on the couch...they are talking being Shelly being Catholic, what mass is like and what the religion entails...Jordan says that when she saw where Jeff's mom grew up, so cool, it was like something out of a movie, she's from Italy...Shelly says oh my God...Jordan says she's from a really small town that she thinks is called La Spezzia, like something out of a movie with the women shaking their clothes out the windows and the hills and the buildings are this close, everybody has small cars, there was an old Catholic church, the door was open and anybody could go in there, there were benches where you could kneel down, when they were around there and Jeff was filming, service was about to start because more people were starting to go in there, you can walk everywhere, older ladies wear those aprons and their socks up and the shoes, it's so cool, just like something out of a movie... Shelly says so Jeff's mom is right from Italy...Jordan says yeah, she came on a boat...Shelly asks if she has an accent?...Jordan says no, she thinks Jeff's grandmother (did) who died a year before their season, Jeff was close to her and talks about her a lot, she spoke only Italian so Jeff's mom would speak to her in Italian... Jordan says when she met all of Jeff's family at Jeff's brother's house it was a BIG family and everybody was so nice and there were a lot of them...Shelly asks if she was nervous...Jordan says "omg yes! cuz you don't know what to say" they're asking you questions and you're nervous, not knowing what to say, it's not like you're just meeting 5 people at one time, there were probably more than 30 people there...Shelly says omgosh!...Jordan says it was like a big family reunion type thing...Shelly asks if that was the time she wasn't feeling well?...Jordan says yes, she looked like poo, she whispers that she had diarrhea all day it was just gross but everybody was super nice... Shelly says you can tell Jeff comes from a lovely family and you just have to pay attention to how he treats his mom because that is the truth...Jordan says everybody says that...Shelly says it's so true, how they treat their mom is how they treat you...Jordan asks why that is?...Shelly thinks it's just because they learn how to treat a woman by how they treat their mom, she thinks there's a lot of truth in that... Jordan grew up on BB11 11:58 PM Jordan is in the candy room getting ready for bed...Kalia joins her...Kalia asks Jordan if she feels different or the same at the end as before?...Jordan misses what the question means and instead answers how she's different from the beginning of the show to the end... Jordan says definitely different, she grew up...Kalia asks how old she was then?...Jordan says she was 22, she was working 3 jobs, the plan was to try to buy a house, she was getting in trouble at home doing that whole thing, she came there, her mom and everybody said the best thing that could have happened to her, was to go away because she was getting caught up in stupid stuff, she definitely matured, her sister's boyfriend even said she grew up, she needed it, maybe she'll go back and be different this time, you don't think it, you don't realize it until she got back home, for her it was little things that bothered her before that she was immature about didn't bother her as much as before, she thought different, just kind of grew up, even people she hung out with before seemed different, she still talks to them but it wasn't the same...

August 27 Smelly issues 12am Jeff & Jordan continue their conversation about Michele and her smelly blanket she slept in this morning...Jordan laughs at how Jeff is telling the story...Jeff says "I'm not taking smelly's blanket...in fact, throw that thing off the bed". Jordan says Michele didn't take a shower today, did she?...Jeff says "come on!"...Jordan sees Michele coming up to the HOH and says "here she comes", she holds Jeff's arm and laughs. Jeff says "she had to of"...Jordan doesn't think she did, she doesn't remember watching her...Jeff smacks his hand on the bed and says "I don't wanna keep quiet all night"...Jeff says it was almost better when she was Russell's friend, he says to give smelly her blanket, he will take the good one, he says it's grossie. Jeff says he almost wants to take a shower but he just took one, it relaxes him at night....Jordan says she knows she doesn't stink because she just took a bubble bath...Jeff says he can smell her ass from where he is. 😜 Jordan is agape LOL she says "shut up". Jeff says maybe Michele went to wash up...Jordan says she smells like her lotion...Jeff smells her, he agrees...Jeff says he should just put on cologne, his friends call it a European shower, when they smell and put cologne on...he repeats it...he asks her if she gets it?...she cutely says "yes, I do"...Jeff says he had to say it twice and he still didn't get a laugh...Jordan says her hair probably stinks but she wants to wash it tomorrow for live show. Jeff’s final night as HOH - Michele decides to sleep up there… 12:02-12:13am Jordan & Jeff talk a little game 🤯  Jordan is so worried she's going home next week...Jeff honestly thinks they're targeting Michele and vice versa but what if Russell got in their heads...Jordan says that's what she's saying...Jeff says it doesn't matter who the f**k wins...Jordan doesn't trust Natalie and Kevin fully...Jeff says lets hope Michele wins and if she doesn't feel safe then for Jordan to win & then they're 100% safe, they don't have to worry about shit and he's still playing the next week... Jordan wants Michele to win it so they can play for HOH...Jeff says they can stick a dagger in her back...they laugh...Jeff farts. Jordan says uhh, it was a wet one...Jeff says nah, he would take a shower then...Jordan says it sounded wet...Jeff says nah, it was a full stomach one, it was just bouncing around off the quesadillas and then it stuck out...Jordan says she never smells his farts (now that's true love! LOL)...Jeff farts again 😲 ...Jordan says "oh my goodness!"...they laugh...Jeff says it's almost better he farts in front of her rather than when he's by himself, then he's embarrassed and looks like a dork, he's a dirtball. They go over numbers of bottles, cylinders, items in the house...they realize they didn't go over dates and Jeff says he wishes Michele wasn't coming up there...Jordan asks Michelle from the DR to tell Michele that she can't spend the night up there...feeds cut out LOL... When they return, Jordan tells Jeff that she feels like now sometimes Jeff gets really aggravated with her, that now he feels like he is on his own now...Jeff says "oh Jordan stop!"...Jordan twirls her hair LOL...Jordan says "I dunno, I just think that sometimes"...Jeff says for her to stop thinking whatever she's thinking, she worries enough, she doesn't need to worry about him, he's solid...Jeff says "ok?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's... Jeff says for her to come up with something solid to save this team and lead them to victory and she needs to thinking more positive, for real, they have 3 weeks left...Jeff says it's crazy right?...Jordan says it's very crazy...Jeff says if they make it past next week, they're good, he will be excited...Jordan says she can't honestly picture them being in the jury house...they notice Michele coming up ..Jordan groans "God!"...Jeff says "it hurts, we lost". They tell Michele to take the (smelly) blanket and Jordan smiles to herself...Michele settles into the round chair...Jordan reaches for Jeff's arm...Jeff says he likes to watch the spy screen, he likes to watch Jordan go by...Michele says to watch that ass go by?...Jeff says yeah, booyah...Jordan says Jeff likes her booty, she's just kidding...Jeff says "I do"...Michele says "you guys"...Jordan giggles. Jeff says Jordan owes him a back scratch...Jordan says she knows...Jeff says you forgot...she says she didn't...Jordan squeezes Jeff's arm and then blows farts on his chest LOL Jeff laughs and says it tickles...Jordan keeps going...Jeff says "look how this looks for that camera" Jordan tells him to put his knee down and she keeps going...Jeff laughs and tells her to move her head up and down and then he lifts his knee up again and points out how it looks. Jeff says that is the closest to some action he has gotten.  LOL Jordan says the audio doesn't match up though...Jeff says they can put any audio they like with it. Jeff’s final night as HOH - J&J DR revelations 12:14-12:30am Jordan returns from using the bathroom and sits in bed...Jeff touches Jordan to signal to her that Michele is sleeping in that weird position...they both laugh to themselves and Jordan asks Michele how she sleeps like that...Michele says she's flexible...Jordan mutters she is crazy LOL Jordan grabs her water and tells Jeff that she was re-enacting him tonight...Jeff says oh God, like what?...Jordan says it was in a good way...Jordan starts showing Jeff how she mimicked him, doing the hand signal, it's over, you're done, you're outta here...Jeff seems excited about it 😀...he says which ones?...Jordan touches Jeff and says "hey guys I'm making some toona, anybody want some"...Jeff smiles...Jordan continues... ...she says the "we lost, it hurts" saying but she doesn't remember if she left one part out LOL Jordan says Jeff always has to use his hand like this (does the hand signal) and he says "it's over, I'm done"...Jeff bursts out laughing...Jeff says it's pretty good...Jordan says she doesn't bash him...Jeff tries to recall the saying "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" but he can't LOL Michele says he should know because he's all about the analogies...Jeff says he's the analogy master but he's been slacking because his mind is clouded with hate, he's been drinking the winekins. Jordan asks if he has been saying anything bad about her?...Jordan says "are you going to intimidate me?"...she realizes she said it wrong...Jeff says "do I intimidate you? does she intimidate you?" (imitating Jessie LOL)...Jeff says Jordan should have said "he gawn"...she missed it...Jeff says you missed that one? what did she say two sentences?...Jordan was trying to mock him...Jeff says she missed all the good ones, if she's going to make fun of him at least do it right, you lost...Jordan says "God! she can't do anything right with you now...God! Jeff"...Jeff grabs her head with his legs and pins her down...they banter a bit more... Jordan asks if he mocks her?...Jeff says he no, not really, he does sometimes but mostly just makes fun of her...they laugh...Jordan wants him to tell her how he makes fun of her... Jeff just says "you're cute"🥰 Jordan pinches Jeff's cheek and says "and you want to drown me?"...Jordan says she should have said that one too...Jeff says she forgot all of them...Jordan mentions that she cried in the DR, she was a crybaby...they start talking about some criers from past seasons, mostly Amber from BB8 and her Top Model skit. They talk about crying in the DR, crying in the house...Jeff admits he almost cried when he read his letter...Jordan says that Jeff said if it was longer, he would have...Jeff says his letter was only a sentence long, what was up with that letter?...Jeff starts describing how his Ma is and how she would get all nervous writing the letter, omg what do I write? and she probably called his aunt 50 times, they talked on the phone, emailed each other, went over what to write, she would leave in BB because that is the show and football because he played it and that's it ...he says his mom & aunt love to gossip, they must talk about the show after every episode. They go back to talking about the Jeff/Russell fight...Jeff says he's a dork...Jordan says she used that in the DR too, how Jeff says that when he is mad...Jeff says she ripped him one in there....Jeff says that's alright, she got ripped on with the tangerine or the nectarine...Jordan asks him what did you say bad?...Jeff pats her face and says "nothing, you're cute"🥰 Jeff says "I said Jordan doesn't have to know the difference between a peach or a nectarine or an avocado or an artichoke...I love her just the same...she's cute" ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Jordan awwws, you said that?...Jeff says he did...Jordan gets tongue tied instead of saying that that was a nice thing to say...says she knows the difference between them but mixes them up...Michele starts babbling about fruits...Jordan lays down next to Jeff...Jeff tells Jordan to not even say anything more about the fruit, it's all edited and done, it's over...Jordan grabs Jeff's arm and starts rubbing...Jeff gets up to take his whitestrips off... Jeff’s final night as HOH - Jordan feels better and flirty 12:31-12:50am Jeff says the stress and the smoking is going to take 5 years off his life...he says he needs to relax...he laughs and says he knows what would help him...it would have helped a long time ago...he says "Jordan"...Jordan as usual isn't paying attention LOL Jeff returns to bed and asks if he should take off his mic, are they going to crack jokes?...they seem to all want to settle to sleep, they sort of say goodnight...Jordan though starts talking about Russell and the differences in his personality...Jeff says he doesn't know who he is...Jeff says he has an identity crisis, he's insecure. Jeff gets up again...Jordan calls out to him and says she remembers another word from her DR..."delicious"...she says how Jeff says it...Jeff says yeah...Jordan thinks how he says delicious is eww, gross...Jeff imitates Jordan ragging on him for saying delicious...Jordan laughs...Jeff gets back in bed and says that he hasn't even said "crunk" in forever...Jordan re-iterates her point that she was saying the stuff Jeff says is cute, she says it in a flirty way...Jeff says why she didn't remember "we lost, it hurts"... Jeff laughs thinking about it and says "you said "we lost" though?"...Jordan says she said something like that...she got flustered...Jeff says if she had said that his buddies would have fu**ing loved her...his buddies thought of that and his other buddy says "we gawn"...Jeff says he tries to throw that in when he's in the DR and they probably think wtf is that?...Jeff admits he gets worked up in there, they want 1 sentence and he goes on for 5 minutes...Jordan says the DR didn't ask her anything about Russell, they asked more fun stuff...Jeff says maybe Jordan just needed a laugh, sometimes you need that because you come out of the DR all happy...Jordan says she told Michelle from the DR she had a bad day. Jeff wants to know what these people look like...Michele says DR Michelle has glasses, she told her...Jeff asks if DR Michelle sounds sexy, he thinks she does. GAG ALERT⬇️ Michele says "hellz yeah, all Michelle's are sexy"...Jeff says "No, for real, I wanna check her out..." Michele says "yeah for real!"..Jeff half laughs and says "no, yeah...I know for real"...Michele laughs like a hyena and sarcastically says "yeah well then you said Ronno's wife, meh...just kidding"  WTF? 😵‍💫 Jeff wants to check out these people, he can't judge by their voices...Jordan says "what about Smooth Jazz?" Jeff says he's awesome, he's got hair like Braden...Jordan says what about the one guy that seems cool...Jeff wonders how the other crew in the house knew all the names of the people in the DR...Jeff says he never mentioned it before but he hated when Russell would call out to production saying "hey God", it made him sick, he didn't like it at all from day one... Russell thought it was funny but it wasn't, not to take the religious stand but he didn't like it...Jeff says he would need a right cross to the jaw, it would help both of them...Jeff says "he gawn" and laughs...Jordan snuggles a little closer to Jeff. Jeff asks what he should wear tomorrow? he can dress up because he's not doing the comp...Michele wishes they could wear party dresses...Jordan says she would wear her bright dress but then thought she would wear her black one because it would make her look slimmer and then if Russell tries to say something...Jeff tsks and says "shut up, you look great" :) GAG ALERT 2⬇️ Jeff says he put in his blog today that Michele lost 16 pounds and is feeling amazing about herself and I think that is great...Michele in her baby voice says "Jeff makes me feel good about myself and I love that" UGH Jordan ignores her and says she wrote about her losing weight too, she looks awesome and she couldn't wait for her husband to see her, wowzers, he's going to want to rip Michele's clothes off...Jeff says she knows it too...Jordan says the feeling will be mutual for Michele...Jeff says he doesn't even think they will make it to the house. Jordan says "me & Jeff will just be in a hotel"...Jeff says "f**k yeah" and he starts singing No-tel, Motel, Holiday Inn Jordan snuggles close again...they start talking about Vegas, hotel(s) and sequester before BB...they talk about how Russell thinks he is going to be famous after this... Jeff wants to stop talking about Bozo the Clown 🤡he asks again what he should wear?..Jordan says what he wore last week looked cute, his black v-neck shirt...Jeff says he wore that because he had a different black one on and Russell wore the same shirt so he changed... Jeff says he only has 1 or 2 shirts left...Jordan says he looked really cute in the shirt he was in...Jeff describes his button down shirt...Jordan says with jeans?...Jeff says yeah, she says that will look nice...Jeff says with the shoes she wants to burn...Jordan says no...Jeff says he doesn't have any other shoes...Jordan says to wear flip flops...Jeff says with a button down?...Jordan says yeah, he will look sexy...Jeff says no to that...Jeff tries to recall if he wore his brown/cream shirt yet. Jeff says he feels like he is getting a fever...Jordan checks his forehead, says he's warm...Jordan asks Jeff if he wants her to rub his back...Jeff says "yeah, f**k yeah Jordan" and happily turns around and gets in position ;) ...he says thanks Jordan. She says she has a hang nail...some confusion if it was hers or on his back LOL...but she asks Jeff "can you feel it?" and Jeff says "...coming in the air tonight?" 😂 Jeff asks if she got the joke, she says she did and she says that song reminds her of the movie Miami Vice… Jeff’s final night as HOH - Jordan gets flirtier 1-1:21am Jordan continues rubbing Jeff's back...she is very close to him...they are talking about crying when seeing other people cry...Michele says Jeff has empathy...Jeff says he thinks it's his downfall...Jordan asks "why?"...Jeff says he doesn't like people LOL...Michele says "you don't like people? wtf dude?"... Jeff laughs and says sometimes he hates someone and then something sad happens and then he feels bad for them, like when he would come up to the HOH and hear the letters and feel like he had the wrong opinion of people, he felt like an asshole, no really f**k you and I'm out , he felt bad for a couple of seconds and now it's over. Jordan hugs Jeff from behind and pats his belly...Jeff asks if it's fat now?...Jordan says no, you look good...she keeps rubbing...Michele says he'd have to eat 8000 quesadillas for something to go wrong...Jeff says no, if he eats badly a couple of days in a row, he gains weight quick, in the winter he goes up to 200lbs easy, it's like hibernation...Jordan says you eat more, you wear sweatpants, it's cold and you don't wanna wear jeans and stuff, you wanna wear comfy clothes and stay inside cuz it's cold and you wanna eat...Jeff says it's hard to get to the gym and you're so lazy because you haven't seen the sun in fu**ing days. Jordan asks Jeff if he goes to the gym a lot?...Jeff says yes, 4 days a week...Jordan says geez...Michele says he wouldn't look like that if he didn't...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says at least 3 but he tries for 5 but it evens out to 4, he gets streaky about it, he'll go for 3/4 months and then sometimes won't go for a month, kind of like in the house...he says he gets lazy, gains weight and then goes diehard back to the gym...Jordan says she does that too. Jordan taps Jeff to signal the rubbing is over...Jeff does his little "nah, no, where you going?" ...Jordan locks her arm into Jeff's and rubs it...they get quiet...Jeff gets comfy, puts his hand on Jordan's leg... Jordan says it will be hard to go back to the SS room if they have to, she is used to the big bed, the bed down there is hard...Jeff says he hopes have nots are over, he doesn't want slop...Jordan says her or Michele have to win HOH...they talk about winning HOH's and Veto's and comps. Jordan snuggles right into Jeff's neck...Jeff grabs the covers to cover themselves up a little more ...she rubs his chest...Michele fake yawns and they both smile (internal laughs)...Jordan rubs Jeff's face. Michele starts talking about herself again  and they start talking about what they would do to win HOH...Jeff asks Jordan if she would eat bugs?...she says she would struggle but she would do it...Jeff says "hell yeah I like that attitude"...Jordan says that one time they did the blended foods thing, eww...Jeff says it doesn't seem that gross to him...Jordan turns away from Jeff a little and Jeff taps her legs to motion for her to come back to him☺️ Jeff brings up the Chaosserole comp yet again...Jordan giggles and says "Jeff, it's fish, it's salty"...Jeff says "oh boy"...Jordan says Jeff was so mad...Jeff says he was so mad?....Jordan says she was real mad...Jeff says he didn't even realize she was, he said good job and she was like, ummm...they giggle...Jordan says it was cute though, Jeff said "I'm sorry"...Jordan snuggles in again and admits she exaggerated being mean to him...Jeff says she wasn't mad?...Jordan says not after but she had to let him think that she was still real mad at him...Jeff says you made me suffer?...Jordan says she thought it was cute that he apologized, it was sweet but she had to keep her tough face on  ...Jeff tsks and says "so you worked me?"...Jordan says "I diddd"...Jeff says he got hustled...Jordan says "you lost"...Jeff says "it hurts". They laugh about that saying...Jordan asks where he got that from?...Jeff says his buddy Tony & his brother started it, they say that about everything, tickets, beer, whenever they lose...Jordan bets she will say that when she goes home and no one will understand it but her...Jeff says they say it all the fu**Ing time, Jeff wishes Jordan would have said it in the DR, his buddies would love it...Jordan says she can do it again...Jeff says put on another Jeff show? no, she's good. Jordan says she worries about what Jeff says in the DR about her, she will get embarrassed, she worries about what the others say sometimes...Jeff says everyone is getting ripped on...Jordan says you better not rip on me...Jeff says he does it to Jordan in a cute way, he says not everyone is going to like you, what are you going to do? read websites all day, drive yourself crazy at people throwing shots at you? whatever who gives a f**k! Jordan smiles, snuggles again and says she was thinking of funny stuff...Jeff says like what?...Jordan says you, about the recording with the guy talking about the toona and people writing blogs about that...Jordan says even though it's old, when he tells the Technotronics story it's like she's hearing it for the first time, the way he says it is so good. Jeff asks Jordan to play with his hair, he'll take anything...Jordan rubs Jeff's face...they whisper to each other a little game while Michele is in the bathroom....Jordan keeps touching Jeff...she rubs his ear...she asks him if he had his ear pierced?...he says yes, he had a double piercing...Jordan seems disappointed LOL and says "Jeffff"...Jeff says they called him Double J  😛...Jeff says he's joking but he did have one when he was 18,19, what did she think, it was last year?...Jordan says she forgets, she thinks he is...(younger)...Jeff says "oh shut up" Jordan says "k, goodnight" and keeps rubbing Jeff's face and hair......Jeff says he's like a dog...Jeff says his hair is ok, Jordan says he needs to cut the top, it's too long...she keeps touching it, she rubs his neck and then they start rehashing the comments Russell made earlier about them being dumb and how he thought Gucci was dumb… Jeff’s final night as HOH - Hot gardener, Jordanisms & hosting 1:24-1:42am When the feeds return J&J and Michele are talking about the grad comp and how cold and numb they were...Jeff says he felt like he lost his feet...Jordan says when Jeff said that, that she thought "get a new seat", remember what's his name?...Jeff says Jessie? yes he remembers LOL...Jeff says he never got to give any of those guys a hardcore zinger... Jordan snuggles up to Jeff's neck again and says "yeah, well you look better so"...Jordan says they're just jealous because everybody thinks you're hot...Jeff says "f**k yeah"...Jordan says they do and asks Michele if she's not right?...Michele giggles and says yeah, everyone thinks you're hot. Jordan says Jessie would get so mad if anyone would talk about the other guys...Michele says Chima & Natalie thought he was the hottest guy, it's a love fest in here...Jeff says Chima? she hated his face...Jordan says Chima hated you, then liked you, then hated you but she still thought you were hot...Jeff says he'll take it...Jordan says she was going to say that during the fight, that he was jealous of Jeff's hotness...Jeff says now we're going to stop this conversation...Jordan says k, sorry...Jeff wants to talk about wet socks. So of course Michele keeps talking about it   ...Michele says Jeff is going to love her soundbites in the first half of the season, all the questions she was asked were about Jeff (really Michele? 🥴  ) ...Michele says the DR would ask her if she thought Jeff was hot, if she was single would she date Jeff ..Jeff is surprised to hear that, he only knew about the gardening thing...Michele continues to talk like a giddy schoolgirl...Jeff ignores her and listens to Jordan who says Kevin is so funny and how he said that Jeff knows how to work that hose or he can water my tomatoes...Jeff laughs...then Jordan says she thinks she said that Jeff looked like a waterboy or something...Jeff says she thinks they are good takes but he's going to come off like an idiot....Jordan tries to remember what she said...LOL Jordan gets scolded to not talk about her DR's so they stop talking about it...Jeff says he is getting a big head anyways but sometimes in the house it's nice to get a little lift so he appreashes, he says thank you ladies and says maybe he'll come and water their tomatoes...they both giggle...they start up with the artichoke/avocado talk again and Jeff says he forgot, she doesn't even know what a mango is...Jordan says for Jeff to not say that...Michele starts talking about how she doesn't know what that is, to not consult her on fruits...they totally ignore her again, lol ...Jordan says for him to not say any of that...Jeff says the DR asks about stuff Jordan says...Jeff says will try to think of a JORDANISM and he can't...he's going to look back and think of the times when he couldn't believe Jordan said that and he forgot.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KBOJEqQApU Jordan was always so concerned she would come off looking bad she says "you make me look bad?"...Jeff says he didn't say that, he says that he can't wait to look back on this season...like the planter and how Jordan thought it was some guy walking by with a plant...Jeff says he cracks up every time. They start talking about comps and how Michele is so accident prone...Jordan continues to rub Jeff's arm...they talk about how when people host they change their voices...Jeff makes fun of how Michele articulates every word, he laughs...Michele tries to defend herself and makes no sense...Jeff says he never got to host and that is what he wants to do when he gets out of here, show his skills...Michele asks if she came off corny...Jeff says no, no, you articulate every word, he would have had more fun with it, he doesn't know if that is what they want, they probably want more of what Michele did, he would joke around more....(no Jeff, you're wrong or you're being too nice) They talk about Russell and how the votes should go...they talk about the Pig Veto comp...they think it was stacked for Jessie to win...Jeff doesn't know if he believes that...Jeff says he got 6, 6, 6's, he knocks on wood for that and then says he needs to do his prayers for 3 minutes, he covers himself up...Jordan says she wants to go to sleep...Jeff finishes up and then Jordan says she needs to say hers and she will go to sleep...Jeff gets up to use the bathroom and almost runs into Michele who says she was going to slap his butt. Jeff’s final night as HOH - JeJo get snuggly 1:43-1:50am While Jeff is in the bathroom, Michele asks Jordan if she snuggles with Jeff?...Jordan says sometimes but not really (liar! lol)...Jordan says she thinks Jeff doesn't like it. Jordan asks if Michele does it with her husband?...she says yes...Jordan asks if they spoon?...she says yes...Jordan awwws. Jeff returns and says he is obsessed with weighing himself...Jeff says he weighs 182.5 lbs, he was 191 when he came into the house, on slop he weighed 178...crazy talk. As soon as Jeff gets in bed, he covers himself and he does exactly what Jordan said they don't do and what she said Jeff doesn't like doing...they snuggle.   LOL! Jeff and Jordan get super close under the covers (hard to see as Cam 2 continues to stay on Michele grrrr) Jeff makes that mmmm sound he does when he wants to get close to Jordan, he reaches over and snuggles her...Michele says goodnight but they ignore her or don't hear her....Jeff pulls Jordan closer to him...only their silhouette can be seen at this point... Something is going on under the covers...Jeff's hand pops out from under, he leans it on the headboard...Jeff whispers...they giggle...Jordan says gn Michele and giggles...Michele says gn...Jordan says gn Jeff...Jeff says gn Johrdan (Peyton style)...Jordan corrects how he should say Johrdan while turning to face Jeff...Jeff says gn Johrdan...they hug under the covers and a kiss is heard...Michele tries to insert herself in the convo yet again saying gn Johrdan, that she didn't say it British enough 🤔 Jordan peeks out and says "what did you say?"...Michele explains while Jeff cuddles Jordan even more...he whispers Johhrdan...they get quiet... Feeds turn to the crew downstairs and then moments later the feeds are cut off then they return, Michele is seen coming downstairs from the HOH room...she was told by production she couldn't sleep up there. HOORAY!! 🎉 Kissing questions/Jeff put Jordan in a better mood 1:58-2:08am Feeds return to the HOH room right before the 2am hour Jeff and Jordan are still cuddling facing each other...Jordan has her head buried in Jeff's face and neck. Jordan says Jeff needs to be careful with Kevin & Natalie...Jeff says they have to be careful with everyone but Jordan says more with them, she doesn't trust them, it would make sense for them to get rid of Jeff since he's the strongest person...Jeff says they promised but they will see where the allegiance lies...Jordan says she knows but she doesn't believe anybody...Jeff says we'll see and there's still the veto...some rubbing goes on under covers... Jordan asks Jeff if he doesn't feel weird when they're here kissing and they come over the microphone and address them, you forget somebody is there...Jeff says mmm, yeah...Jordan says she does that, she snuggles closer...Jeff says not for under here, they can't see shit, they don't know what's going on...he covers their heads...Jordan says "noooo, cuz it's...they might think"...Jeff says "think what? that we're doing it?"...Jordan says "not that we're doing it"...Jeff says "then what?"...they kiss 💋 Jordan lifts the cover off and says don't you hate when people do that (she does a popping sound with her mouth)...Jeff says he likes anything and he goes in for her neck...Jordan giggles and says right now you do...they cuddle closely. Jordan says don't you feel sometimes when you have a couple more drinks you feel like you can kiss better? cuz you're not thinking about it?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan repeats herself and then asks if Jeff doesn't think that way?...Jeff says "yeah, why? you wanna open that wine?"...Jordan puts her arm in the air and says yeah!...Jeff says "f**k yeah!", pulls the covers over and goes in for the neckage...Jordan giggles and protests, she says it tickles so bad when he does that, it gives her cold chills...he feels her chilly legs LOL Jeff just keeps cuddling Jordan, but then turns towards his side. Jordan asks Jeff if she's a bad kisser?...Jeff says no, why?...Jordan asks Jeff what do you think makes a bad kisser?...Jeff umm's and Jordan says she will tell him hers, when it's like a lizard with their tongue...Jeff doesn't like that...Jordan says when it's so wet it feels like there is drool...Jeff says it feels like they're licking your face...Jeff says sometimes when he is drunk he likes to get sloppy...Jordan says ewww, Jefffff, noooo not get sloppy...Jeff leans in and says let's get sloppy...Jordan says no...Jeff says no, what?...Jordan says not sloppy!...Jeff says what do you want me to do?...Jordan says you have to stay drier... Jordan leans up and says sloppy like where your spit...Jeff says no, he jokes around saying sometimes he likes to spit on each other...Jordan ewwws and Jeff says no...they laugh and Jeff says if some chick did that he would choke her out. Jordan starts describing her first kiss, how it was real wet...Jeff buries his head in her chest LOL...she protests no!...Jeff says who no?...Jordan says you no! she laughs and Jeff turns back to his side and says oi, oi, oi, I didn't do anything! They rustle around with the pillows and covers, Jordan says it's hot...Jeff says this is how they get sick...they talk about Michele's smelly blanket...talk goes back to what makes a bad kisser... Jeff says same thing as her, Jordan says if someone presses their face too hard...Jeff says usually he takes control of the kissing ...Jordan asks if he likes to be the dominant one?...Jeff says no cuz then they will just...Jordan says "they'll follow?"...Jeff says yeah...Jeff says he doesn't like machine gun tongue...Jordan doesn't understand...Jeff says like a lizard. Jordan admits that when she first kissed Jeff she was saying please don't let him kiss like a lizard or something...Jeff says how did it work out?...Jordan gets flustered and says "I told you...I told, umm...you're gonna love me after this...I told everybody...I was like..."...Jeff says alright, alright...Jordan says Jeff gets embarrassed doesn't he?...Jeff doesn't respond...Jordan says hmm?...Jeff says no, that's good, that's all I need to know...Jordan jokes that no, it was really bad...Jeff says he needs to know that too then...Jordan snuggles in and says she's just kidding. One of my fave moments btw J&J: After getting closer to Jeff, she says she's just kidding...Jeff leans his face towards Jordan and says "How do you really feel?"...Jordan says about? your kissing?...Jeff says no. IMO Jeff wanted to know how Jordan really felt about him and them but as usual Jordan missed the cue, heard it and didn't get it or knew what he meant and avoided the subject... Jeff starts imitating Jordan when Jeff touches her and she says NO! He repeats it, NO! NO! It's cute. Jordan says sorry...he says you want to hear it?...he touches her (somewhere) and she says No!..they laugh...Jeff says oh, man, he doesn't understand how it's ok for her but not for him?...Jordan pats Jeff...Jordan says he got her all hyper now... Jeff, as he covers them with the cover says "you're all worked up? you wanna fool around?" ....Jordan mildly protests no but they kiss. Jeff says "that was nice"...Jordan snuggles in and says "k, goodnight"...Jeff says "goodnight Jordan, that was beautiful"  Jordan giggles softly....Jeff asks if Jordan is in a better mood now?...Jordan mmm, hmm"s...Jeff says no more tears?...Jordan says Jeff put her in a better mood...Jeff says good...Jeff asks if she is going to be ready for tomorrow?...Jordan mmm, hmm's...they start talking game... Jordan touches Jeff one last time before sleep 2:08-2:24am Jordan & Jeff discuss how tomorrow will go...Jeff says for Jordan to not say one word to Russell when they're all in lockdown up in the HOH room...Jordan says Jeff got mad at her today...Jeff says he got mad because she was going fu**ing crazy...Jordan says she did, she couldn't help it...Jeff says she stomped out there like a monkey... Jordan says was it embarrassing?...Jeff says her hair was like (he flops his head around, lol)...Jeff says he could tell she was really agitated...Jeff doesn't get Russell getting off of having chicks right in his face, he thinks he likes it...Jordan thinks he has evil eyes...Jordan says how she bumped him...Jeff says with your boobs...Jordan giggles. Jordan says she had to do something to let him know she wasn't scared of him, she's not, she was more worked up because she knew she couldn't do anything about it...Jeff says that was his problem too...Jordan was seriously wanting to nail him right in the head, she would feel so good...Jeff warns her again about not saying a word to him...Jordan says no one has ever been that disrespectul to her...Jeff says he's a one of kind jerk off...Jeff says she has a right to be mad, he shouldn't talk like that...Jordan says Russell saying stuff about Jeff made her mad too...Jeff says he's getting over it, he gawn, that is the bottom line. Jordan says Russell had to play sides, she says she & Jeff stayed on one side and didn't kiss Jessie's ass to feel cool and he did and then he would come with them and that just shows how stupid he is, he was never really with us, no, you're not tough if you were you would stand your ground and not kiss another person's ass..she wanted to tell him to jack off Jessie in the jury house but she didn't. Jeff needs to take his own advice about not saying a word...Jordan asks if she looked psycho?...Jeff says no, just that she was really pissed which is understandable...Jordan thinks Russell is jealous of their friendship...Jeff agrees, he was jealous right in the beginning and he never had anybody and she & Jeff just clicked and she liked Jeff better...Jeff said that he is jealous, maybe of him, maybe of both of them, he has a jealous insecurity, whatever it is, he's a fu**ing loser and he's out...Jeff drinks some water and spoons Jordan, starts rubbing her...the feeds cut off... They return 4 mins later with Jeff laying on his tummy and Jordan sleeping to her side...Jordan says she has to go pee, she goes to the bathroom and comes back...she gets in bed and puts her hand on Jeff's side, rubs him and holds it there for a little bit... Jeff mmm's but dozes off...Jordan turns back to her side and goes to sleep... Cheek caress & sweet kisses 6:07-6:15am Jeff & Jordan are sleeping...Jeff rustles and turns to the HOH door side...Jordan stirs...he hears Jordan moving and reaches back to touch her...Jordan turns towards him, puts her arm around his waist and snuggles Jeff...they lay still for a minute with Jordan's head buried in Jeff's back...she moves her face over...Jeff then turns to face Jordan and he puts his arm over her chest and caresses her cheek. At the 6:13am mark Jeff reaches over to her face and gives her a few short, sweet kisses ♥ and asks her if it's bothering her (having his arm over her), she says no. They try to sleep... Not one word… 10:42-12:19pm ...is uttered by anyone during the time all the HG's are locked down inside the HOH room the day of the live show. Other than the occasional throat clearing by Jeff and turning by Jordan towards Jeff nothing happened (J&J were convinced Russell was going to start up another fight since he had them where he wanted them) Talk about awkward 😳 Chitter chatter in the RR Pt1 12:35-12:59pm Jeff joins Kevin & Natalie in the RR, he lays down in Natalie's bed and says it's just like the HOH... They talk about the SS room being closed down soon. They talk about saunas...Jeff says his favorite thing is being in the steam room with eucaplytus and taking a cold shower afterwards, it cleans out your system. They talk about the clothes BB has given them...Jeff said he got shorts, shoes, tie dyed shirt, chicken suit, sombrero, pig suit, tights, a sheet...Jeff says his favorite costume ever is the chicken suit...he says he is going to be the chicken for Hallowe'en :)...he laughs to himself about how it makes him laugh. Natalie says if she doesn't win HOH today then she shouldn't be nominated again...Jeff is like this --->  🤨 and says her thinking is (hand motion) kooked, he says how about be thankful you're here today and then move on...they discuss a possible curve ball thrown at them by BB...Kevin asks if Jeff is stressed and to not worry about the vote. Jordan joins them and sits on the edge of Jeff's bed...she warns the others about all the ants in the bathroom...Jeff says it's all the cups and candy everywhere...they talk about having lots of time to get ready because there are only 6 of them now then talk about showering order. Feeds cut off and when they return they are talking about watching Beverly Hills 90210...Jordan says she was surprised that Natalie liked that show, so that was cool and how they think the same types of guys are hot like Brian Austin Greene...Jeff says he (Brian Austin Greene) is going to come here and host LOL Natalie says she wishes, she would flip out...Jeff asks if Natalie got to go on a trip with him would she eliminate herself from the game?...Natalie says it depends on the vacation and how long...Jeff says a week in Paris...Natalie says "I'm out!" LOL Jeff asks if she would make a move?...Natalie says she wouldn't go, she has a boyfriend...Jeff says liar! and asks if she would hold hands at the top of the Eiffel Tower? ...Jordan giggles...Jeff says and then what if Megan Fox showed up at the hotel and started clawing at you and you had a catfight?...Natalie says being on BB is enough on it's own...Jeff says you and Megan Fox catfight...rawrrrr...Natalie says she would kick her ass...Jeff says f**k yeah. Kevin says he never watched 90210...Jeff says it was the bomb but he had to secretly watch it because he would get made fun of for watching it (in high school)...Jeff says in college everyone watched it anyways, they talk more about 90210...Jeff says TIffani Amber Thiessen's character was banging everyone in the beginning and he was jealous because he wanted to...he immediately says "naaaa" Jordan says she thinks it would be hard to act a lot younger or older...Jeff says Jordan would be great as someone younger in something like Varsity Blues...Jordan says she would so do that, like the girl who put shaving cream on her boobs...Jeff says "would you do that part Jordan?"...Jordan nods no...Jeff says she so would, liar!...Jordan says she doesn't know, it depends...Jeff says on what?...Natalie says on the money...Jordan agrees on that but says she will feel weird about putting shaving cream "down there" with tons of people around, but not with her boobs (yeah right!) ...they mention Jordan being in other teen type movies. They start wondering about what Julie is going to ask?...Kevin asks what is the coolest thing Jeff's ever acted in?...Jeff says he did these commercials for a cell phone company that are dramatic and very soap opera and they were fun...Kevin asks if he had to get rid of his accent?...Jeff says he can't get rid of it, he went to school for it, he can't, he doesn't want to talk about this shit on tape, he lost a lot of work because of that, he says when he's calm and tries to enunciate each word he can drop some of it...Jeff tries by saying "I'm going to win the upcoming competition" (it sounds like a robot, lol)...Jeff says he would have to go to a speech coach...Kevin says he should get jobs because of his accent...Jeff says maybe, he gets local stuff. Jordan leaves to go take a shower… Chitter chatter in the RR Pt2 12:56-1:15pm Jeff continues to talk about acting, he says classes are fun, it's surprising how much you open up, depends on the teacher, people lose their inhibitions and just go for it which is what you need to do. Jordan comes back without taking her shower, Russell was in there humming a song, taking his time and Jordan is pissed she had to see him in there and deal with him...Jordan sits down on the bed with Jeff...Jordan says now she has to wait until the warm water builds up...Jeff says what if that fu**er stays in there for 2 hours?...Jordan says he probably will...Jordan says he took her mirror to use it to shave his head...Jordan says he's such a little shit LOL...Jeff says she loves when Jordan gets pissed cuz she never gets pissed...Jordan says Russell is such a yo-yo...Jeff smiles...Jordan groans in frustration and Jeff tells her to relax...Jordan says she wishes she could take a bat and smash him, she hates him...Jeff raises his eyebrows in surprise...Natalie says that is how she feels about Michele. Kevin says a comp with life size pinatas would be fun...Jeff says they usually do that with big faces, etc...Jeff says he would love to have cardboard cutouts of themselves, he would love to take one home, it's a bit vain but it would be funny to carry one of those on the plane...Jeff cracks himself up. Jordan starts up with the Russell talk again but Jeff says he's done talking about it, he can do what he wants, he doesn't care...Natalie & Kevin say they play along with Russell but they don't have to worry, J&J have their vote...Jeff says do you have some good stories to tell us later?...Kevin says yeah...Natalie says Russell doesn't like Jordan...Jordan knows that, they start bashing Russell again and Jeff says it doesn't matter, he's not going to shit talk anymore, he doesn't need to defend himself. Jordan says she should tell him to not call her Jordy because she doesn't like it...Jeff says not to say anything...Jordan says she won't...Jeff says who you snapping on?...Jordan says you! Natalie goes on again about how she can't stand Michele...Jeff tells Natalie about the quesadilla he made last night, there is one left over if she wants it, he loves the turkey bacon in it...he wants to f**k it  😳  LOL...Jeff says he puts it in everything, there's nothing in it (fat) so why not, live it up, have sex with it, put it in your quesadilla...as he says this he stretches out his foot towards Jordan and motions for her to crack his toes...Jordan makes a face...Jeff tells her to relax...she starts pulling his toes...Natalie asks don't you love having your toes pulled?...Jeff says not really but Jordan does it lightly...Jeff says pull one, crack one...Jordan says "I'm pulllllin"...Jeff says wait, nice...Jeff smiles at her and she stops for a sec...Jeff says he feels like one needs to be pulled. Jordan looks at Jeff and asks sweetly..."are you going to do your Johnny Depp today?"...Jeff laughs heartily and gets red...Jordan says "do it"...she keeps rubbing his foot while Jeff explains to K&N what the Johnny Depp is...Jordan says you must love him because you tried to walk through the airport like him in Blow...Jeff says that is the character in the movie that he likes but his favorite actor is Johnny Depp...Jordan thinks he is so hot...Jeff says he is so good, Jesus...as Jeff is saying that JD can do anything, Jordan mutters that she would bang him ....Jeff hears this and says "what did you say?"...Jordan says nothing"...Jeff says "I'd bang him? Jordan? What'd your Ma say about potty mouth?" Jordan takes off Jeff's sock and says his toes aren't disgusting...Jeff says he does her feet...Jordan says yeah, her feet are pretty though...Jeff says go ahead and make her joke about the 2nd toe...she doesn't... They start talking about what to have for lunch...Jordan puts Jeff's sock back on and then takes the sock off his other foot LOL and starts rubbing...Jeff gives Jordan a cute smile...she pulls his toes and then puts the sock back on...Jeff says why did you do that?...Jeff laughs...Jordan says "cuz"...Jordan says "aww, I love putting on when I used to"...Jeff reads her mind and says "little baby"...Jordan says "babysit and I was babysitting a little baby and I had to put on their socks and their shoes, I loved that...ah, they're so cute"...Jeff fixes his socks and says he hates when people put their shoes on with their socks not pulled up Kevin says he is obsessed with socks...Jeff says he would break up with a chick that did that on a date LMAO Jordan asks why would she be wearing running shoes on a date?...Jeff says maybe it's a running date at the beach. Jeff says he was giving a scenario and it was all fake anyways to get a laugh, it wasn't a true scenario...Natalie says for Jordan to make sure she keep her socks straight or else he is cutting you (hand motion)...Jeff does the hand motion and laughs...Jeff adds the pffffttttt...Jordan says I lost, it hurts...Jeff says Jordan was doing impersations of Jeff last night...Jordan does the pffffftttttt and the hand motion, Jeff cracks up laughing... Jordan imitates Kevin...Jeff says Natalie & Kevin have a similar walk...Natalie says Jeff stomps because he's a heel walker LOL Jeff says the HOH slippers make him sick, he didn't even feel like wearing them because of he was sick of seeing others slopping around in them...Kevin thinks Jeff has a feet obsession..they go on about feet...Jordan talks about her best friend with the hammerhead thumb...she talks about how they always make fun of each other but are still best friends...she talks about how her and her best friend were going to be like Romy & Michele...Jeff says he heard that story...Jeff says that she won't be her best friend anymore after she just bashed her on TV...Jordan says no, she'll laugh...Jeff asks her name?...Jordan says she can't say...Natalie says that Jordan got called out the other day when she was talking about her ex-boyfriend...feeds go to control room... They return and they continue talking about food and then Jordan leans forward and Jeff rubs her neck with his foot... Jordan says his toes feel like fingers...more bantering about hands & feet, arms & legs...some weird talk going on... Chitter chatter in the RR Pt3 1:16-1:40pm They start talking about Prison Break...Jordan thinks the guy with the shaved head is hot...it is established it's Wentworth Miller  :) ...feeds cut out...eventually they change subjects...Jordan asks if anyone watches Lost?...Jeff says he rented the first few seasons and then he got lost himself, he's out! LOL They talk about 24...Jeff says he watched the first season...Jordan doesn't know it, she doesn't watch police/action shows...Jeff says he loves Entourage...Jordan liked the Sopranos, she would watch with her dad...Jeff says he would watch it with Vit Tan Don at the Italian restaurant and feel all cool...Jeff would drink wine and Vit would drink a coke (aww) they'd get all Soprano'ed out...Jeff talks about the finale and how it ended, people at the restaurant thought there was a power outage and people were outraged LOL Jeff's favorite character was Pauly (...Walnuts...MINE TOO! ) Jordan says she likes OC, she loved Dawson's Creek...Natalie too...Kevin says he loved Seventh Heaven...Natalie & Jordan go on and on about hot actors & characters on the various shows and movies....feeds cut out in the meantime... They now talk about gossip magazines...Jeff says he scans them if he's on one of those machines at the gym, he looks at the pictures...Jordan says she likes reading about Jessica Simpson...Jeff says he likes looking at pictures of Jessica Simpson ...Jordan loves her...she says aww, Nick Lachey, maybe there's still hope for them and they can make another newlywed show if they get back together, they were awesome...Jeff says they were the first ones to start all the reality shows with couples. LOLOL Jordan describes a scene from their show that sounds exactly like Jeff & Jordan...she says Jessica was so pretty just bumming around in sweats, they are outside drinking wine or beer, well he is and he's kinda mad at her, she looks like she just got out of the shower, she's trying to talk to him and he's really aggravated at her, they're kind of bickering and then they make up and then she says he loves her stinky ass and then he grabs her and pulls her upstairs and you don't see the rest...Jeff & Jordan look at each other and smile :) They talk about Dukes of Hazzard and how that was the start of their demise, she cheated with Johnny Knoxville (alledgedly) and Jeff says she looked smoking hot in that video...they agree...feeds cut out again... More reality show talk continues...Jordan leaves... Jordan asks did I act like a bozo? 7:27-7:29pm Jordan finishes taking her shower after the Smores HOH comp...Jeff is cooking...she walks into the kitchen in her towel and asks Jeff what's up?...Jeff says nothin, he's just making those stuffed pepper thing...Jordan says really?...Jeff says yeah, what's up with you?...Jordan says "nothin...do you think I looked like a bozo?"...Jeff says when?...Jordan continues..."on TV when I was yelling at Russell"...Jeff says a little bit...Jordan says really?...Jeff says yeah, but nothing bad, when you went crazy, but what does she mean, it was justifiable, it's not like she wasn't egged on to do it, she doesn't look bad by any means, he yelled too, does he look bad?...Jordan says no, but she got up in his face...Jeff says Jordan got pissed...Jordan says she knows but Julie asked her that and she bets she looked stupid...Jeff says no, Russell looked stupid...Jordan says she was waiting on Russell to bash them...Jeff says he's glad he did not...Jordan says she wasn't going to give him a hug... ...Jordan walks to the SS room to change and Jeff continues cooking. Will you rub me tonight? 7:41-7:43pm Jeff is still cookiing...Jordan is cleaning up and is washing some dishes...she is secretly smiling to herself...she asks Jeff "will you rub me tonight?"...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says "I'm sore"...Jeff asks "will you rub me?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "in special places?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff's eyes open wide and he says "f**k yeah"...Jordan turns around, points to her lower back and says "you can rub me here"...Jeff walks toward her and pinches her butt  😄 Jordan goes back to washing dishes and secretly smiling...so cute 😊 Chillin in the RR on opposite beds 8:55-9:20pm All the HG's except Michele, who is in the DR, are chilling in the RR...Kevin is on his bed, Natalie is putting away her clothes, Jordan is on Jeff's old bed, Jeff is on Natalie's bed...they have just finished talking about the Smores comp. Natalie says her back hurts a lot from the comp...Jeff says they are going to be sore and he points and looks at Jordan...Jordan says "you're rubbing me though right?"...Jeff says for sure, he said he would. Natalie asks if Jeff heard her saying me too, she asks if Jordan heard her. Jordan says yeah, it was funny. Natalie says her "rubber" is gone...Jeff asks your rubber?...Natalie says Jessie is gone, she would just ask him to rub and he would say ok...Jeff says now he needs some rubbers LOL Jordan asks if they have condoms in the jury house?...Natalie says she is sure they do...Jeff says f**k yeah...Jordan asks if they think people have sex in the jury house?...Natalie says she is sure they do...Jeff says f**k yeah...Natalie says cameras are off, fo sho...Jordan says really? what if this year they did it differently and they had cameras there without them knowing and stuff was happening?...Natalie says she doesn't think they are allowed to film you without knowing...Jeff says there's people jerking off everywhere in there...Jordan smiles slyly at Jeff  😚 Jeff asks if they think that the jury house was expecting Russell?...they start discussing what the jury house sees on the DVD's the evicted HG brings to them, they say that Jessie & Lydia would have no idea who was coming to the house next...they figure out that all they watch is the comps, the POV, the ceremonies, no DR's, no hanging out stuff. Jeff gets up to get more candy and then walks by Natalie and farts LOL Jordan says Jeff is so gassy in here...Natalie says he didn't start off like that...Jeff says he was faking it, he says Natalie never talked to him in the beginning so she didn't know...Natalie says yeah, she asks Jeff if he was like that?...Jordan says she doesn't think he was, she says Jeff did fart around her, she remembered the first time she farted around Jeff...Jeff asked if she just farted and he said gross and she was kinda embarrassed because he said it was gross, it was in the GR...Jeff said he didn't care :) They start ripping on Michele and talk a little game...Jeff says she is crying a lot...Natalie says it's because she knows they want her gone...Jeff asks Kevin if he wants Michele out?...Kevin is non-committal...they starting ragging on both Russell & Michele...Kevin says he believes one thing Russell said and that is that Michele wants to make it to final 3 with J&J because she knows she can beat them in comps...Kevin says he doesn't believe shit she says... Jeff says sometimes you can tell when Michele is lying, he states an example, he says he wants her to get away from him...Natalie can't stand the girl...Jeff says she was totally with Russell, he asked her 3 times why she cried over Russell and no answer...Jordan says Michele lied to her saying that she was going to use the veto to put Russell up...Jeff & Jordan vent to K&N about Michele how they couldn't take it anymore, her lies, her associating with Russell...Kevin didn't believe anything Russell said...Jeff too. Kevin brings up the fact that Russell was throwing J&J under the bus by saying they use the word fa***t and gay...Jeff says he hasn't said that since the beginning...Jordan says she has been working on it...Jeff finally spills the beans about Russell using derogatory comments towards Kevin after the chicken comp...Jordan says she knew Jeff wouldn't say it but she was going to tell Kevin about it during the whole Russell drama...Jeff says he might as well tell it now since Russell was throwing stones...Kevin says he knows Russell was trying to connect with him by using the gay card, that is not what he's all about. Jordan can't believe Russell was up there (during live show) and was trying to be all good...Jeff says that he was a character that he was playing, it wasn't him /sarcasm Jordan says omg, I look stupid...Jeff says no you don't, it was a ploy because he put on a suit and everything...Jordan thought he was going to rip on them...Jeff did too...Jeff says they didn't ask him one question about Russell up in the HOH. They talk about who in the house has won HOH, everyone but Natalie...Kevin thanks production for making the comp fair...they talk about the Smores comp again...Jeff says his favorite thing is when people bite it, it makes him laugh...Natalie reiterates that she hates Michele and she had a speech ready for her if she had won...Jeff asks Natalie what happened to her in that comp LOL ...Jeff says she just quit. Jeff leaves the room to go to the bathroom, singing "I can't fight this feeling..." 😊 Super cuddly in the RR Pt1 9:26-9:30pm Jeff has just finished eating a Smore and comes back to the RR, takes off his shoes, slaps Jordan's butt and gets in the bed with her...well actually lays on top of her Jordan says he is smushing her so Jeff gets off of her...Jordan says she likes this, it's like old times...they wonder about what is going to happen to the SS room...Jeff says he is going to sleep in there. Jeff asks Jordan if he told her about him making a smore?...she says yes...Jeff spots a bunch of towels on top of a lamp and says "did I tell you about my friend's house that burned down because he left a towel on a lamp?" He says he's just joking but he gets up and takes the towels off, as he gets back in bed, he pinches Jordan's butt... He laughs and looks at Kevin... ...and then hugs Jordan and goes in for a neck kiss, he looks up, takes the hair out of his mouth LOL and goes in for the neckage again… Kevin asks if they are cuddling right next to him...Jeff starts massaging her lower back and Jordan is liking it, she says "ahh, up, up, ahh, right there"...Jeff says "oh yeah baby"... they laugh...Jeff keeps rubbing for a bit, then presses hard on her back and stops, he puts his arm around Jordan, she fixes the sheet... Jeff asks Natalie if she made a smores cuz they're so good?...Jordan says he has the fixings for it...Natalie has never made smores...Jeff says "ever in your life? it's over, we're having one"...Kevin asks if she's never gone to a bonfire?...Natalie has only roasted marshmallows.... Super cuddly in the RR - Pt2 9:30-9:46pm J&J tell Natalie smores are so good and how to make them...Jordan says if they had a stick from the woods or if you were out in the woods and you built a fire...Jeff smiles and looks at Kevin...Jordan says "shut up Jeff"...she continues saying ""or if you're at someone's house and you just get something and put it over the fire...Jeff giggles..."it's so much fun...cuz it just melts and it's got that burnt taste"...Jeff says he burns his marshmallows, some people sit there for over an hour and try to get it perfect, he doesn't play that game, he just gets it done with, he says he kind of likes it too. Jeff says the spread got puffy in the microwave, it's ingenious...Natalie says it goes perfect with today's competition...Jordan says when the stuff was coming down she wanted to drink it...Jeff says it smelled so good...Jeff calls out Natalie on always wanting an edge (in the comps) and he says she quit. Jordan says she was trying to look at Jeff and say it's over, I lost...Jeff says it was over after the first 5 mins,they know...Jeff says he didn't want Jordan to quit...Jordan says she didn't...Jeff says he didn't want her too...Jeff tells Kevin he didn't even look winded, they wonder how long the comp was and how long the live show was, it seemed really short but it's an hour...they talk about the live show again...Jordan says she was expecting the question about Jeff but was expecting talk about tangerines and nectarines and peaches but she didn't want Julie to ask her about that. Jordan admits she was trying to throw stones at Russell by saying the thing about cookie dough and how you never say that to a girl...they expected Russell to go out swinging but Natalie says he wanted to go out with class...Jordan was like seriously? when Russell gave them all hugs...they had both wanted to stab each other...Kevin says America sees through Russell...Jordan says she hopes Julie doesn't think she is crazy. Jeff talks about the live show and says Jordan was searching for a word felt like for an hour, he says really it was only 2 seconds...Jordan says she was flustered...Jeff says she was uhh, errr, uhhh and how she better spit something out and then she said "Jeff, what do you think?"...and then he did the same...Jordan said she asked Jeff for help...Jeff says Jordan got back to back questions...Jordan says she gets more nervous because it's live...Jeff says his answers upstairs were terrible, the questions were about Jordan, he was asked why he went after Russell, he explained to Julie why and then the 2nd question was what's with you and Jordan? seems like you're getting a little frustrated these days... Jeff says yeah, he's coming to a boiling point and he's on edge with everything and he sometimes takes it out on Jordan and he needs to work on it, it's one of his downfalls, he's just trying to make Jordan the best Jordan she can be...Jordan laughs and Kevin says Oh, God...Jeff says what do you mean oh God? that's a good answer...Kevin says isn't that the army LOL Jeff says it's because Jordan doesn't listen, it frustrates the hell out of him, he goes on to say how he was telling Jordan there was a hole in her cup before the comp started and she didn't listen...Jeff says to Jordan "what are you thinking about?"...Jordan says "he was yelling at me"...Jeff says he wasn't yelling, he was telling her 3 times about the cup...Jordan says that Jeff yelled pay attention!...Jeff says "but what were you thinking about?"...Jordan says the competition and everything. They talk about Michele and how she is sad...Natalie calls Michele a dumbass for thinking that Jeff would vote for anyone but Jordan (yep!) ...Jordan says why is Michele sad about being put up, she is going to be too, she tells Kevin to give her a good speech...Jeff says if Kevin says Jordan is Gucci than she won't even care about being sent home Kevin asks if she should rip into Michele during the nominations?...Jeff says probably not, he might regret it later...Jeff admits he told the DR that he was super pissed about biting his tongue with Russell because that isn't who he is, he's usually takes the lower road and is the little kid and fights and it was bothering him but now that's it's all said and done, he is happy about it, he's the bigger person for it and he looks better. Kevin says he has to stop talking about Jeff...Jordan asks what about?...Kevin is talking about him too much because of his boyf...Jordan asks if his boyf will get mad?...Kevin doesn't want his words misconstrued...Jordan says she loves what Kevin said about the gardening...Jeff says if you make it funny then it's ok...Kevin says he wanted to throw in the thing about Jeff knowing how to handle a hose :...Jeff laughs and feeds cut out... When they return Jeff has his leg draped over Jordan and he is playfully patting her face...Jordan holds his hand and places his arm over her chest. Jeff wonders how they slept in this bed, they were spoiled with HOH...Jordan says she likes being down there now...Jeff says it's back to reality...Jordan turns back to spooning position...Jeff says Kevin will see how spoiled you get up there, sleeping is better, your bathroom is better, whenever you want to get away you just go up there to get away. They talk about how Russell was asking for votes up until the live show....Jordan says he did the same thing with her and Chima...they talk more game  and Russell...Natalie says Michele won't have the balls to ask her for a vote next week...J&J disagree and say she will go up to the HOH a lot to talk and get on your good side...Jeff says whenever Michele tells you something and looks up and over to the side...it's a lie...Jeff gets up and leaves the room... Super cuddly in the RR - Pt3 9:46-10:09pm Jeff returns and gets back in bed with Jordan...Jordan is talking about what is behind the walls, she imagines it being like there is a little railroad (for the cameras) and Jeff says he thinks there is...they wonder where the stairs to the HOH are?...Jeff thinks they are metal, they hear sounds and someone that has heels. They start talking about Kevin & his boyf and if they are mentally picturing him correctly...Kevin describes him...Jordan asks where he met him at?...Kevins says they met at Banana Republic...Jeff says he was a customer?...Kevin says he didn't tell people he's a Jehovah's witness...Natalie questions whether he lied to her or not (karma Natalie, karma)...Kevin says he doesn't want to talk about how he met him... Jeff puts his hand under Jordan and she snuggles into it/him...Kevin just hopes his parents are there (pics in the HOH)...they talk about how Kevin's HOH is going to be...Jeff says that the best reaction was when Jordan read her letter and Kevin jumped up and put his hands together, he giggles...Jordan explains why she gets emotional when the DR mention her family, they all say that they are positive in the DR when talking about the HOH's...they talk about how awkward it is when they want to leave the room but don't want to seem disrespectful...they say that Lydia was the only person that didn't go up to see an HOH room...Jeff says Jordan('s)  😕 and then says mmm and squeezes her under the cover... They discuss the changes in the house from year's past and then Kevin mentions how Jen BB9 used the treadmill indoors...Jordan asks if Jen was the girl that did the interviews?...she asks what she was like during her season?....Natalie says she is just like Laura, vain as hell, but worse...she cried about her pic on the memory wall...Jeff says that is hilarious...Jordan says her and her mom were watching TV and flipping through the channels, they stopped it and watched BB, they laughed about the girl who was crying at her picture...Jordan says it's weird she interviewed them... Natalie says she was really vain, way worse than Laura, they edited her as always looking in the mirror, she had shirts with her name on them...Jeff says that was the worst, shirts with 6 different names on them...like Jenious, Jenuine, etc. They talk about having interviews with Jen & Ross...Jordan says she thought Diane was really pretty...Natalie said she had to be to have Drew...Kevin says to calm down with the Drew love. Jordan says she seemed tall & thin (she's not lol)...Jeff says she was tiny...Jordan seems confused by what she's saying haha...Jeff says she's short...Kevin says people are going to think Natalie is tall...Jeff says what? did you see her in that bomber outfit? she looked like a smurf LOL!  and then he does a hilarious imitation of Natalie hosting the pig comp...they all have a good chuckle over that...Jordan loved when Jeff would say "Jessieeee" imitating Natalie...Kevin is called to the DR. They talk about possible upcoming twists...they want clothes...Jeff says they could use whatever they give him...they talk about going on a private jet to NY and being on the show The Power of 10, then talk about how Dan went to the beach and could take a guest...Jordan tells Natalie about her goodbye message to Lydia while behind her Jeff has closed his eyes and is getting sleepy... Michele comes in the room, they talk about it already being 10...when Kevin comes out of the DR, they will do the HOH reveal...Jordan's neck is starting to hurt so she turns into Jeff and says "armpit"...Jeff says "get in there"🤓 Natalie smiles at them. Jordan puts her arm around Jeff, Jeff looks down at her and says "Johrrdan, I'm bohrred" (Peyton voice) ...Jordan makes him repeat it until he gets it right...Jeff chuckles and says "I love it" Jeff asks if Jordan wants to drink that wine?...Jordan says it might help her sleep...Jeff says he could get crunk...Jordan pops up and says if they've said anything about how Jordan is trying to make Jeff cooler...Jordan tells the story about in her senior year being on a baseball team called Legally Crunk, they had shirts with that on the front and Gooch #1 was Jordan and her friend was #2, crunk was when she was in high school, she needs to update him on words...Natalie says she says crunk...Jeff says everyone does, Jordan is just pretending like she's the coolest and making him look like an idiot LOL Jordan says she is not and they're not stones...Jeff says Jordan was adamant about crunk in the beginning but now it's faded away Kevin comes out of the DR and calls them to go see his HOH. Flirting in the living room 10:39-10:53pm Jeff & Jordan are bored....they decide to go sit in the LR and talk since no one ever does...Jeff lays down on one couch and Jordan sits down on the other. Jeff asks if she ever drinks something and it goes down the wrong pipe and you can't breathe for a second?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says guess what? it just happened LOL Jeff says he likes the couch because you can put your feet up on it, it's perfect for watching tv, he says to imagine having a remote right now and putting in a movie...Jordan loves it...Jeff says it would be awesome to have movie night and then zone out and fall asleep...Jeff smiles at Jordan, she makes a funny noise and Jeff says what was that? Jordan says Jeff looks like he's posing right now...Jeff says for what?...Jordan says for something, he just needs to pull his pants down a little bit, he can do his Hanes...Jeff asks what he's posing for, Blockbuster video?...he pretends to be using the remote :) Jordan says "you looked cute today" ...Jeff says "I did?"...Jordan mmm, hmmm's...Jeff says thank you...Jordan says "in your black"...Jeff says "I appreash"...Jordan says "you're welcome" and Jeff gives her the most beautiful smile... Jordan says what?...Jeff says nuthin'...Jordan says oh...Jeff says "we gawne" :( ...Jordan frowns, tsk's and laughs...they get quiet. Jeff then says that he was thinking about Ronno for some reason...Jordan says why?...Jeff says he doesn't know...they get quiet again but are making signals to each other about the others (Michele in particular) ...Jeff whispers something about "she's crazy". Jeff then yells out NO! in Jordan style...he asks her to do her NO!...Jordan does it but Jeff says no (it isn't right)...Jordan says for Jeff to say something...Jeff says let me grab your boobs...Jordan says No! but Jeff doesn't think it's right yet but closer...Jordan says it can't be on the spot, it  has to be in the moment...Jeff says like if I'm grabbing something?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff laughs. Jordan says there's a lot more boob to grab, like a lot, like a lot more, when she grabs and squeezes them she realizes she has a lot more to grab...Jeff says she has a pocketful of boobs...Jordan says she knows, she does..Jeff says she has a bag of boobs...Michele walks by to go to the SR and Jeff says when Michele eats candy she goes crazy, he says he was thinking about Ronnie because of the way Michele chews her food...Jeff imitates her chomping...they both say Ronnie would chew like that...Jeff says "what's up Ronno?"...Jeff imitates Ronnie, how he loves the backdoor plan and how he told Jeff he was going up. Jordan says "Jeffrey"...she asks Jeff if there is a name his mom would call him when she would get really mad at him?...Jeff says Jeffrey Edward, my ma would say if she was getting really pissed...Jordan says her mom would say "Jordan Halie" or she would say Jor-DAN, she would get real mad and scrunch her teeth. Jeff asks if her mom has a country accent like Jordan?...Jordan doesn't think her mom does, doesn't think she does...Jeff says because everyone there talks like you?...Jordan says her mom has a soft voice...Jeff says "do you think you have an accent?"...Jordan says not really...Jeff says "you do"...Jordan says she thought when she came to LA that people just thought that because everybody is from different places...Jeff laughs and says "is that what an accent is?"...Jordan smiles... and says "Jeff"...they both laugh...Jeff says "I thought people had different places because they were different parts of the world" and laughs...Jordan says people in Charlotte don't say anything to me about it and because you're from Chicago, Chicago people talk different...Jeff says that is what he's saying, she doesn't notice cuz you...I got it...now let's talk about those light fixtures... Jordan says Jeff is getting aggravated, so aggravated...Jeff keeps going and says poking fun at Jordan "I didn't think that accents came from different parts of the world"...Jordan says "shut up". Natalie walks by and then Jordan says to Jeff "you know?" Jeff just looks at Jordan. ♥ Jordan then continues by saying that she can't believe it's her voice when she hears it on a message...Jordan says her mom never answers her cell phone and she gets so mad...Jeff says "hey Vit Tan Don"...Jordan tries to say Vit Tan Don and sounds terrible! 😛 Jeff laughs...Jordan asks if that is his real name or a name he made up?...Jeff says nah, it's a long story and he proceeds to tell it, his name is Vito Anthony so his ma yells Vit Antone!  like Vit Antonio, like Vit Antone...Jordan says something about a Villa Antonio and Jeff says don't get confused, that's all, he doesn't even want to tell the story now, it's over. LOL Jordan says she lost. Jeff says they need to dust, they don't even clean, remember the first week or two or three they would vacuum, now they do shit, they're so lazy, they're acting like spoiled little bitches...Jordan says she's going to sleep good tonight...Jeff says why?...Jordan says that Jeff didn't compete, she says she is sore and points out where and says she needs Jeff to rub there...Jeff says where? Smiles  Jordan says here...Jeff says where else? Jordan says all over...Jeff rawrr's...Jordan says to get prepared...Jeff cracks himself up. Jeff admits the HOH bedroom is better because the bathroom is right there, etc...Jeff says it hurts, we lost, back to normal. Feeds cut in and out...Jordan says she is going to go lay down and heads to the RR. Being jealous/Jeff’s getting sleepy 11-11:28pm Jeff, Jordan & Natalie are laying down in the RR in their separate beds...they start talking about what the jury house is like...Jordan says she would hate to be there first because you would be all alone for a week, but then what if second person is someone that you can't talk with, then it would be doubly boring...Jeff says what if you were super bored and the next person that comes in is someone you could bang? LOL Natalie says kinda like Jessie & Lydia?...Jeff says that would be kinda cool...Jordan says she's sure they had fun but she wishes she would open her eyes because Jessie was confessing his love to Natalie...Natalie says she's dumb, she knows this...Jeff says she doesn't care...Jordan says it's obvious he liked Natalie, when they played the "who has a crush" game in the BY, he raised his hand and it was Natalie he meant. Natalie says Jessie would get frustrated because she would talk about her bf and he would get mad...Jeff laughs...Jordan says really? omg, I bet your bf hates him...Jordan says if her bf was on a show and some girl kept coming around him, she would be yelling at the TV "don't get near him!" and if she was telling him how she felt, she would be so jealous...Jeff says "so jelly?"...Jordan says yeah, very jelly. Jordan asks Natalie "wouldn't you? If your bf was the other way?...Natalie says of course...Jeff says "I'd be so jelly"...Jordan says "I would, I would get very jealous"...Jordan says she used to never get jealous, she thinks it depends though on the circumstances, sometimes she thinks some people she has dated have tried to make her jealous on purpose, she asks Natalie if her bf ever did that?...Natalie says probably yeah.. They start talking about tomorrow's comp and what it might be...Jeff says what if it's a fishing trip?...Natalie says what if it's a trip to another show?...Jordan says what if they all got to go to the Price is Right?...they talk about former show's luxury trips and former seasons, about finale night and how they fit in so many seats out there...Jeff thinks it's cool that there are people out there waiting for you...Jordan wonders where you drop your bag, etc when evicted...Jeff jokingly says to Jordan..."you will see when you leave" and he smiles at her...she doesn't respond...Jeff keeps looking at her and smiling...Natalie says that was a stone...Jeff says it took her a minute to get that, it bounced off her head and just laid there LOL Things are quiet until Jordan says she's in the mood to watch a movie like Top Gun or Jerry Macguire, something like that...Jeff says he would watch Jerry Macguire right now for sure...they both love that movie...Jordan starts saying that she loves when Jerry (Tom Cruise) tells her (Reneé Zellweiger) how he feels about her but the feeds cut out... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpWAlvWNZj0 AWWW  🥰 The feeds return with them talking about Russell and how he tried to be a villain...Jeff says he wasn't, he was a douchebag...Jeff leaves saying he's going to put his glasses on because he's getting tired...Jordan & Natalie chit chat about their nails, about both of them not having won anything yet (prizes)...they talk game...Natalie hopes Kevin sticks to the plan and Jordan has a feeling she's going home this week...Natalie says no...Jordan knows Kevin is putting her and Michele up...Natalie agrees. (liar!) Jordan realizes if Michele wins veto, her and/or Jeff are screwed 😟 Jeff comes back, once again says he's tired... They talk about DR's and Jeff says if he can do his tomorrow...Natalie is surprised at Kevin's bf...Jordan says he's fine...Jeff imitates Jordan saying he's fine...Jordan looks at him and 🙄...Jeff says "did you roll your eyes right now?"...Jordan says mmm, hmm. Jeff looks at her... Jordan farts and describes the fart...Jeff says it's probably all rotten under that blanket, for her to get under there...Jordan says she has a headache, after the comp she felt greasy...Jeff says easy, breezy, beautiful Cover girl? :🤪 Jeff says it looked like in the HOH comp they all quit or was that just because Kevin was so far ahead?...Jordan says there was no way she was going to catch up...Jeff says Kevin was so focused...Jeff says they were all sliding, they should have run...Jordan says it was so hard...Natalie & Jordan agree they both sucked...Natalie says Russell would have done good, it would have been btw him & Kevin for HOH...Jeff says so that was endurance huh? They start talking about the various rooms and how happy they are the HN room is closed...they say that no one ever went in there to scheme or do anything...Michele says she went in there to meditate...Jeff says he went in there to masturbate and immediately looks at Jordan LOL Jeff then says you can't do anything in here, forget it, he's not getting a youtube of him jerking off...Kevin finally comes out of the DR. Jordan plays w/Jeff’s hair/Stayimg BFF’s/Relaxing Táxi Pt1 11:28-11:48pm Kevin comes out of the DR and Jeff who has been laying on his bed, immediately gets up and joins Jordan in her bed...Jeff lays down with his head on Jordan's butt...she asks him if he wants a pillow, he says no, he's got her butt, her booty...Natalie says if he has enough cushion and Jordan says "for the pushin"...Jordan starts rubbing Jeff's hair...Jeff says there's no "pushin" going on here. Natalie gets called to the DR...Jordan keeps playing with his hair and Jeff says it feels so good, he's so relaxed... Jeff thinks they are having a luxury competition tomorrow...Kevin doesn't...they start thinking of what kind of comps they might have...Jeff says he wants to get on a private jet and on the way back go fishing...they want to go on Price is Right...Jeff says how about a soap opera?...Kevin says that would be for Jeff...Jordan says it wouldn't be for her. Michele says it would be cool to meet Drew Carey...Jordan says Price is Right, please, she needs to win...a car, some money...Jeff says a Winnebago and a kitchen set LOL! Kevin says they need to cross promote something new...Jordan says she would want to go on Deal or No Deal, Jeff too...she says the show gives her anxiety, she sometimes has to turn the channel, they talk about Howie Mandel & Bobby's World...Jeff likes him. Feeds cut out & return with Jeff scooting up to get more comfy (between her legs now on a pillow). Kevin says that he thought Jeff was going to give Jordan a massage (since it's Jordan that's rubbing Jeff's head)...Jordan says he is later on...Jeff says he always does...they don't see behind the scenes.:) Jordan starts massaging Jeff's face, he says he has never gotten anything cool like a massage or a facial...Kevin asks if he has any weird bumps on his head, she says no, she can't feel anything...Jordan says she could pluck Jeff's eyebrows right now but Jeff says he just did them. Jordan asks if she sees a blackhead on Jeff can she pop it?...Jeff says no because then it will make a zit...Jordan says she inspects her mom's face for blackheads...Jordan says "Jeff, you don't really have any wrinkles"...Jeff says he uses lotion a lot because he doesn't like being dry and asks if being moisturized will help?...they say yes...Jordan continues to play with his face, massaging it...Jeff asks if this is what they do in a facial?...Jordan shows him what a facial is like...Jeff mmm's and asks if she falls asleep?...Jordan says yeah, almost and they have waterfall music playing and then they massage your shoulders (she demonstrates)...Jeff says that sounds awesome, do guys get them?...Jordan doesn't know but he could...Jeff doesn't think so, it's fancypants...they laugh about how he said fancypants, it sounding like candycane from the movie Joyride with Steve Zahn. Kevin & Michele have left the RR...Jordan bends down and whispers in Jeff's ear what Natalie said about Kevin sticking to the plan, they are after Michele but Jordan is worried that he will put her and Michele up and backdoor Jeff...Jeff has the same feeling...Jordan says they got rid of Russell and now Jeff is the strongest player left so why would he keep Jeff if he can get rid of another strong player. Jordan whispers that if she is put up on the block and she wins veto that she won't take herself off because they'll replace Jeff and she knows he will be voted out, if it's her and Michele she will stay...Jordan promises him...Jeff says he appreashes...Jeff says Kevin said Jeff wouldn't be going up in no way, shape or form. Jordan continues playing with Jeff's hair, she tells him that she doesn't like the way she feels in there anymore...Jeff says what do you mean?...Jordan says with her emotions and everything, she doesn't like the way...she can't explain it well...she feels stupid even saying it...she feels like she is drained and sad, she doesn't like that feeling, it's like an anxious, nervous but sad feeling...Jeff says he knows what she means...Jordan says she worries all the time, it's not a good feeling, leaving or staying... Jeff asks where Michele is, making her move already?...Jordan whispers to Jeff that if Kevin sends Michele home, it's looking good for them...Jordan says Russell was filling people's heads with stuff. Jordan asks if she & Jeff will still be BFF when they get out of there?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan swears that if she wins she will get him the Bears season's tickets...Jeff says he will get her the earrings. Jordan says thanks, appreash. :) Jordan plays w/Jeff’s hair/Stayimg BFF’s/Relaxing Táxi Pt2 11:48-11:58pm Jordan says she started a cornrow in Jeff's hair, she'll put him in braids and make him all gangsta...Jeff says hell yeah, that would be awesome...Jordan says "so what's new Jeff?"...Jeff says nothin, no new stories this week...Jordan says yeah, they have their bickering story...Jeff says they have to stop bickering...Jordan says she knows, he's the one that gets frustrated with her...Jeff says he does but Jordan has to laugh it off...Jordan says he gets frustrated with her and then she gets scared, kind of like she needs to stay away from him...Jeff says no...Jordan says you don't think that?...Jeff says no...Jordan says that is how she gets when he is all mad and stuff. Jordan puts on Jeff's glasses... Jeff says it's so relaxi taxi...for her to keep playing with his hair. Jordan in a cute voice says Relaxi Taxi. :) Jordan says Jeff really is blind...Jeff says blond?...Jordan say blind...Jordan can't get the braids to work, she says Jeff can't fall asleep because he has to rub her next. (good luck with that Jordan, lol!) Jeff says he might raincheck it...Jordan says no, she's been good, she's been rubbing him almost every night...Jeff says he rubs her arm, other than that one night when he was fired up (and she rubbed a lot), it's pretty equal. Jordan says she's been doing more than 90/10 maybe now it's like 70/40. 😛 Jeff mmm, hmm's, he says except it doesn't work like that, it has to be 60/40 because he has to fit it into 100...Jordan says that is what she meant Jeff...Jeff says he knows Jordan. Jeff says to make the cornrows with the little rubber bands, he gets up to get some more and he says he's so tired, what's up? he feels like he took a sleeping pill...Jordan whispers that Michele is probably up there telling Kevin stuff, she is worried about this week...Jeff says him too, it's a big week, he says one of them has to win the veto.🙁 Jordan says she feels like he was disappointed in her today...he says no, he just felt like if they had to win this or go home, that wasn't the attitude that was out there and he was just worried about his chances...Jordan says when Natalie said what she said it made her think...Jeff says he already thought about it too...Jeff thinks he can talk to Kevin reminding him that he took him off the block with the veto...Jordan says Jeff needs to talk to him before noms. Jordan says if Jeff left she would die and if she left she would cry, she'd be stuck with those crazy people...Jordan goes over the possible scenarios and she says her and Jeff have come this far, she would hate something messing up, she says she would want to cry if Jeff left. 😢She says she would be in the worst mood for the whole time...Jeff agrees...Jordan asks Jeff who he wanted to win more, Michele or Kevin?...Jeff says Michele...she says maybe Michele is up there striking a deal with Kevin...feeds cut out...

July 20 Jordan returns to lay down with Jeff in the RR 12:30-12:52am Jordan says she is going to try to sleep (in the HN room) but after about a half hour of tossing and turning she goes back to the RR to lay down with Jeff. Jordan is bummed about the turn of events and they gripe to each other about how Ronnie turned on them, they can't believe it. Feeds switch to J&J in the RR...Jordan says can you believe this house? I need to go home...Jeff holds Jordan around her waist...Jordan says I can't stand another week with them especially if (she trails off)... Jeff talks about the others saying they're motherfu**ers that think they run shit so they aren't even quiet when they come in there, they do whatever they want...Jordan says that whenever they get out of there she will tell Jeff why she thinks they're like that but she won't say it now...Jeff says "why?"...Jordan says she will say it when she gets out of there...Jeff asks why she won't say it now?...Jordan says a lot of things don't make sense...Jeff says he'd like to know because he can't figure it out. Jeff puts on his mic and says he'd like to know what she thinks, is it because it's on TV?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says why would she care what the f**k they think?...Jordan says she doesn't, she's just saying... Jeff says that tomorrow when they are put up, they should tell Russell everything, how everyone wanted to put him up, she should stir some shit up before Laura leaves...Jordan says then she will be voted out, the vote could be 50/50, she doesn't know how it will go...Jeff asks if Jordan talked to Ronnie?...Jordan says why would she talk to him?...Jeff knows but wants Jordan to ask him if she's going home or what, let her know...Jeff says if Jordan goes home it's a shot at him...Jordan says if she goes home she hopes Jeff stays there long and at least goes to jury house...Jeff repeats that if she goes it's definitely a shot at him...Jordan says so that Jeff won't have anyone to hang out with?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says "I can't believe he'd do that to us, can you believe that? 😟 ...Jeff says he hopes he fu**ing cries when he goes home and sees the tapes...Jordan says yep, they were nice to him and all the others are talking shit behind his back and they're just being nice to him this week and then they're going to turn around and backstab him, she doesn't know why he's putting her up...Jeff says it's because he's a fu**ing pussy...Jordan says obviously they told Ronnie to put her up and then he's sitting there telling her she's so safe...Jeff says he's such a fu**ing liar...Jordan wondered "are you serious right now?" Jordan says it's ok, she is in a way ready to go home to see family & friends but it just sucks when you're the 2nd person out because nobody remembers you...Jeff smiles and says "they'll remember you"...Jordan giggles and says "you don't ever remember the 2nd person or the 1st person or the 3rd person out"...Jeff says "hmm, that's going to be me"...Jordan laughs...Jordan wonders why Ronnie even wanted to talk to her, it sucks because she thought Ronnie was going to put Casey up and she was trying to convince him otherwise, she guesses that she is too nice...Jeff says that if Jordan stays she has to shut her mouth and not worry about others, look out for herself and she puts herself here, puts him in trouble and everyone else...Jordan lays a little closer to Jeff and asks how she got him in trouble...Jeff says she doesn't help the situation...Jordan says they already don't like Jeff and they don't like her, they're just jealous, you know?...Jeff says yeah... Jordan says Ronnie's wife is at home saying OMG what are you doing? they were so nice, he will regret it...Jeff agrees...Jeff says he would say Jordan is not going home, he would think Laura is going home but he's fu**ed the next week, he has a feeling he's going home, he has a fear, a sense he is...Jordan says he better work to get HOH next week, fight his ass off...Jeff say he is and knows that...Jordan is just reminding him...Jeff has a feeling he's going to get backdoored...Jordan props herself up and says she was hoping she'd win half a million dollars and go home and not have anything to worry about...Jeff says he thinks they all want that...Jordan thinks someone that doesn't deserve it will win...Jeff thinks he deserves it...Jordan says her & Jeff should be final two...Jeff says in a dream world. Jordan says if a different HG had come in instead of Jessie they would be on top...Jeff says they wish they had a new person, not a former HG because the others have stars in their eyes regarding Jessie... Jordan says they are the nicest ones in there and are going to be the first ones out...they giggle about it being them and Braden...Jordan snuggles into Jeff and says "it sucks don't it?"...Jeff say it's the worst, he feels like the biggest loser in there...they laugh...Jeff says even when he wins they fu**ing lose...Jordan giggles. Jordan says it's terrible...Jeff says he's just waiting to get fu**ed again, he wins HOH and then he gets fu**ed again the next week...Jordan thinks Michele might win it...Jeff says he wishes...Jeff says Jordan shouldn't be going home...Jordan thinks she is...Jeff says everything he says is wrong? he should use reverse psychology...Jordan says "aww, you're going to be sad, you're not going to have nobody"...Jeff says he will be sad. Jordan says Jeff needs to leave her a really good goodbye message...Jeff smiles and says people are waiting on that one...Jeff says "you're not going nowhere, shut up"...Jordan says if she does go, just give her a really good one because she wants to laugh ok?...Jeff nods...Jordan says "you gotta have deep heart"...Jeff says he will but don't even say that shit, regardless he still has to give her one anyway...Jordan says "a kiss?"...Jeff says "uhhh, a message!"...Jordan laughs...Jeff continues saying he has to do one regardless...Jordan keeps laughing saying she thought he was talking about a kiss...Jordan says "you get so aggravated with me"...Jeff says "because what were we just talking about?"...Jordan says that Jeff said before that he was going to lay one on her...Jeff real sexy says "I'm gonna" 😘 ...then he says he's going to f**k it up and look like an even bigger dork...they laugh...Jeff says he'll trip and bust a tooth open 🤓 Jordan says that would be funny...Jeff says it would be great. Jordan has put on Jeff's glasses and says she's gassy because she has her period. LOL Jeff is like 😐 then asks her why she's wearing his glasses. She jokes around and then takes them off...she tells Jeff that for her goodbye message for it to be really good and let it be funny because she wants to sit on stage and laugh ok?...Jeff says ok...Jordan wants it to be last...feeds switch… Jeff whistles at Jordan 8:40am Jordan is changing into her dress in the HN room, Jeff is laying down on his bed in the RR...Jordan comes out and Jeff whistles at her :) (she does look pretty)...the camera switches right at this moment so the whistle is only heard, not seen...Jordan stands there and Jeff moves over to let Jordan sit...she does and Jeff immediately puts his hand around her...Jeff smiles at Jordan... Jordan says her stomach is hurting, she woke up at 7 and she was cramping...Jeff says "that sucks"...Lydia who is in the other bed says "crapping or cramping?"...Jordan says cramping...Lydia says that Jordan looks nice and Jordan says "thank you"...the cam switches angles...Jordan gets up saying she's going to brush her teeth, Jeff gets up and leaves... Touching hands/ Jordan’s pregnant belly 9:09-9:22am Feeds switch to Jeff who is laying in the GR, Jordan joins him and lays down...they have been awoken early by BB and are now awaiting the POV ceremony...Laura joins them and sits down...Jordan scoots over a little closer to Jeff and holds out her hand to which Jeff immediately responds by holding out his...cute hand touching just after the 9:10am mark… ♥ ♥ Jordan tells Laura she looks pretty, Laura says she does too and as usual whenever Jordan would compliment Laura, Jeff would always come back with something cute to say about Jordan (sweet!)...Jeff says Jordan is all ready to go up...they laugh...Jordan says she had to prepare herself...Laura says she's more worried about looking cute than going up...Jordan says everyone is going to be focused on both of them, gotta look cute, the guys watching will be asking, dang! they're getting rid of them two?...Jeff smiles...Jordan says that Jeff and them will be real sad...Jeff says "and them?" (who exactly are "them?" LOL)...Laura says it looks funny that they are up, like for real?...Jordan says both of them have big boobs, the titty committee, you know?...Jeff says "you know"...Jordan says Jeff is rubbing off on them...Jeff says it's not good, they don't want to be him, not in here anyway... Jordan rubs her tummy and Laura asks if it doesn't feel good? Jordan nods no and continues rubbing, she says she wants to go lay down in their bed and see if she can sleep a little bit...Jordan puffs out her belly and says "don't I look pregnant?"...Laura says that dress would be cute to wear if she was pregnant...Jordan looks over at Jeff and smiles saying doesn't it look real?... She cutely rubs her belly saying "awww" and they all laugh...Jordan says she's always wanted to know what it feels like to get an ultrasound, she bets it will feel real nice, as Jeff says, do it nice, do it real nice...Jordan puts on Jeff's underwear shirt and says the shirt reminds her of E.T....they discuss what part of the movie he's wearing the shirt...then they talk about theme parks like Universal Studios...Laura says she can only puff out her tummy so much...Jordan says she wishes she had that problem...Laura says she feels like she hasn't eaten in 25 days, it's only been 3...Jordan says it feels longer when they see other's eating hamburgers...Jeff knows, it sucks...Laura and Jordan say he doesn't know... Jordan just wants to take a nap, Laura just wants to eat a pizza...they talk about their bad fortune in the game...Jordan sings she doesn't know what went wrong!?...Jeff and Laura say they know...Laura says either way she feels like they were set up to fail, it's like in high school, the others go after the popular crowd...Jordan says they're trying to get rid of the cool people first...Jeff says whatever makes you feel better...Laura says the cast will be weird if they leave...Jordan says nobody is going to watch it...Jeff says people like them, he doesn't know...Laura says maybe they look like the bad guys...Jordan doubts it, look at the comments the others made when Dan was there...Jeff says they must get sick of laughing at each other's dumb jokes...Jordan says they all wanted Ronnie out, now they're BFF...Jeff says they twist everything around and can do whatever they want without repercussions, it makes him sick... Jeff whispers that Jessie is going to walk to the fu**ing top...Laura says it will be difficult to come back to the finale if he's in the final two...Jordan says it's the easiest game for him...Laura says all those girls love him...Jordan says Natalie has a crush on him...Jeff says that's going to be the downfall...they talk about the triangle between Jessie, Natalie and Lydia...Jeff says shit's going to blow...Laura says she doesn't find him attractive, take his face off and he's got a great body...Jordan says "he's not all that"...Laura says he's a butterface...Jeff says butter personality ;) ..Jordan says she doesn't like guys that are ripped like that...Laura says she likes muscle guys but not like him...Jordan says it's nice when they're built but not overly...Laura says she doesn't get why guys think they can get cut up and that makes them hot...Jeff who is uncomfortable with the hot guy talk says alright, let's not talk about this shit...Jordan asks "what's wrong with you?"...Jeff says nothing but they're right out there and they're going to get even more info on them...Jordan says he better do something about it...Jeff says he needs spiderman skills… Dinners, Myrtle Beach, Fiji & Diamonds 9:21-9:28am Jeff, Jordan & Laura continue chatting in the GR... Jeff says he has no one to back him in there...Jordan says he has her...Laura says not if you're on the block...Jordan laughs...Jeff says he feels he's going to be backdoored next week...Jordan says that he just needs to win HOH or Casey or Michele or her or Laura whichever one is still there...Laura is about to say she is the one going but says that she won't even say it, she's tired of talking about it...Laura says it's Monday, which means tomorrow is Tuesday...Jeff asks what that means?...Laura says it's one day closer to Thursday...Jeff laughs...Laura says it means she'll be on a plane smiling on Friday...Jeff says she doesn't know nothing...Jordan says what if Ronnie completely surprised them and put up Russell...Laura says he won't...Jeff says he had a % chance he might...Jordan says 5%...Jeff says an "under" %, that would mean he sprung a little nut LOL he's got an M&M down there if he did that. Jordan says she wants to go sleep now...Laura wants her lipgloss & mascara that are behind the furniture, she says her & Jordan have to pack on Wednesday...Laura asks if Jeff's bag was overstuffed and cost extra?...Jeff says no...Jordan says hers was way over and she paid a lot more...Jordan pops up saying that she's only known them 3 weeks and yet it feels a lot longer...Laura and Jeff say it's because they're with each other 24/7, it's like 9 months in real time...Laura says how often do you see your normal friends?...Jeff says he'd kill his normal friends, they'd kill each other...Jeff says it's only week 2 so everyone is still putting on a smile...Laura says they're playing it safe but once the veto ceremony is done maybe things will heat up again. Jordan says they get cocky...Laura wonders why BB woke them up so early...Jeff says to make sure they were ready, it's a hurry up and wait deal...Jeff yawns and says they can go to sleep later, he loves how when they have something to do everyone complains and vice versa, they just complain about everything...Laura says she can't believe Russell has handlebars...Jeff says he can't believe how fake everyone is...Jeff starts venting about what might happen if shit gets thrown at him next week and Jordan reaches back to rub his shoulder/back in support... Laura says "if you win, you have to buy me two steaks"...Jeff says "dude, fu**ing take it easy...Laura says "that's not much money"...Jeff says "2 filet mignon dinners!?"...Jordan imitates Jeff "tooo filet mignon dinners"...Jeff says "what do you fu**ing think I do?"...Laura clariies that it's if Jeff wins the whole thing...Jeff says oh f**k yeah, he thought she meant if he won HOH, like if you wore green today you owe me another night out...Laura says no, you idiot...Jordan continues touching Jeff... Jeff says "f**k yeah, you got it"...Jordan says "and you're taking me..." Jeff smiles...Jordan says "let's see, where are you taking me?"...Jeff says Jordan is taking him right out of this game LOL they all laugh...Jordan says "I'm saying after, we're going to go...we're going to go eat"...more touching... Laura and Jeff poke fun at Jordan's simplistic request...Jeff says it's no problem, he'll get her a McDonald's gift card and they'll be all squared...Jordan says she was trying to think of a place, she says Jeff can take her to Fiji...Jeff in a southern accent says he can take her to Myrtle Beach, that's where she goes right?...Jordan says yeah...they laugh...Jeff says "take me to Chick-fil-A in Myrtle Beach, that's like your honeymoon"...Jordan says "no! you can take me to Fiji or something"...Jeff says tell him something in Fiji or where it's at and he'll take her there...Jordan says it's clear water and pretty, it's like an island...Jeff and Laura giggle. Laura says she has one, if Jeff wins he has to buy Jordan another earring...Jordan says oh yeah, if he wins he has to buy her another diamond...Jeff says he'll buy them all diamond earrings and cars because, pointing to himself, this motherfu**er ain't winning shit. LOL Jordan holds Jeff's arm patting it and says "you never know!"... Mary Had a Little Lamb 9:28-9:57am Jeff, Jordan & Laura continue chatting... Jordan says Jeff needs to start trying....Jeff says he is but as soon as he tries everyone jumps on him and there's no way he's not going up because he's the easy one to put up, it won't rattle the house...Laura says to rattle it then...Jeff says he tried, he got slapped in the face and bent over...Jordan says how? how did that happen?...Jeff says Jordan was one of them too...Jordan asks what she did?...Jeff says she got bent over...they laugh...Jordan says what causes that?...Jeff says when you trust someone and they bend you right over and stick it in your ass, you don't even see it coming. Laura can't believe Ronnie won't even admit it, he cried saying it was Michele and they didn't even believe her at first...Jordan says she's really, really sorry, her and Jeff were fooled...Jeff says he was...Jordan says it was because of their stupid stupidity...Jeff says at least they made a move, they would have had a hand up...Laura says it was worth the risk, they hated her anyway...Jeff says he wasn't on their Christmas list...Jordan says if Braden had stayed it would have been so funny...Jeff says Braden was sure he was staying, when he heard the vote was 5-5 he must have shit, he must have shit when he knew he had to go out and talk to Julie after what he said...Jordan says everyone cheered for him...Jeff says they have applause signs so don't think you're all cool when you go out there...Jordan says aww man, she thought they cheered cuz they like you...Laura says some people will like you, others will hate you...Jeff says it's like this house, like real life, everything else. Laura speaks into her mic asking for BB to get the show on the road...Jeff asks where she's going?...Laura says she's tired, she got up so early and now she's just sitting waiting, she can't even do her hair if she's going to sleep...Jeff says they will do it soon...Laura thought they'd do it at 8...Jeff says to relax, it's another hour...Laura says she didn't think she'd be setting up her life to be gone 3 months when she's going to be going home 3 weeks later...Jeff says someone has to go home, only one person can win...Jordan says the person that might win might just walk his way up, she wants a BB redo...the others agree...Jeff says he wants a BB bat and start smashing people...Laura laughs over Jeff saying he'd stab people in the heart...Jeff says that was his lowest point, he was so pissed that day...Laura says she was pissed at Jeff when he picked the wrong outfit that day, they're on slop because of him...Jeff asks why?...Laura explains again...Jeff says "whatever, I screwed up, it was my fault". Jordan says she's tired, do they want to go lay down?...Jeff says isn't she laying down?...Jordan says in their bed or something?...Jeff says she's on a cushion so yeah, let's go lay on a hard thing...Jordan says she's tired again...Jeff says they're all tired, they all want to do this, let's not complain about everything...Jordan says she has a tummy ache...Jordan reaches back to touch Jeff's arm again and then bugs him by putting her hand all over his face...Jeff asks if she put his fingers in his armpit? LOL Jeff reaches over to touch Jordan's face and then lays his arm down...Jordan starts blowing farts on it...Jordan says she heard Jeff's stomach...Jeff rubs it saying "I know, I'm on my period" 😋 Jordan starts blowing more farts playing a song on Jeff's arm...she cracks up...Jeff asks what Jordan was trying to do last night when he woke up and saw her...Jordan laughs saying she was going to stick her finger in his ear...Jeff says "like a wet Willie?"...Jordan laughs saying Jeff was sleeping and she was going to do it but right when she tried to do it, he turned and woke up so she didn't...Jeff says you have to sleep like a chameleon in there. Jordan starts blowing a fart song on his arm...pretty hilarious LOL Jeff's face haha...Jordan stops and Jeff says "what time is it?" LOL...Jordan asks if he heard the song?...Jeff says no...Jordan tries again and it's pretty obvious what song it is IMO ;) Jeff says "itsy bitsy spider?"...Jordan laughs saying no, Mary had a little lamb...Jeff says "again!?"...Jordan laughs...Jeff says it was between that or Beethoven, he didn't know which one it was...Jordan asks why would she do Beethoven?...Jeff says he doesn't know, he thought she was a classical music fan...Jordan says Jeff's armpit is in her hair, that's not cool...Jeff says it's not even close...Jordan asks if Jeff put deodorant on?...Jeff says yes...Jordan says oh...Jeff holds Jordan's hand... Jeff says people are acting fishy huh?...Laura says people are trying to be discreet, just waiting for Jordan to be put up on the block, they don't want to go up themselves...Jeff asks if they think Ronnie even feels bad? where's that dudes soul?...Jordan and Laura say no...Laura lays down...Jeff says he doesn't get it, he wants to win for his wife but...Jordan says Jeff told him he deserved it but he doesn't deserve it at all...Jeff says he was so nice to him...Jordan says me too, too nice...Laura says me three...Jeff says he sold them down the river without a paddle...Jordan says that's what she's going to do to him too, just kidding...Jeff says good luck...Jordan says "just kidding"...she gets comfy and all get quiet...Jeff then says that if Jordan won HOH they'd try and convince her to put Jeff up...Jordan says they'd find a way to make it sound good...Jeff says they'd say "we got your back...drink this blood". They all get quiet but not before Jeff asks for a little arm scratch, Jordan does briefly and then Jeff pulls some lint or something off Jordan's face...Michele comes in to tell Jeff his clothes are dry...@ the 9:42am mark Jeff leaves...he returns a little later to say one good thing is the pink is out of his shorts now then he leaves and comes back @ the 9:49am mark to lay down with Jordan and Laura again...the feeds go to fish @ the 9:57am mark… JeJo whispers in the bathroom after she is put on the block 12:30pm Feeds return from trivia just after 12:30pm...Jordan is in the bathroom waiting for her turn to put her bathing suit on. J&J whisper to each other about her being put on the block. Jeff says that for a second he thought Ronnie was going to put up Russell and he was like 'do it Ronnie'...Jordan says she did too. They agree that they all knew she was going up. Cute little moment ♥ Jeff checks in on Jordan 1:51pm Just after the 1:51pm mark the feeds switch from the kitchen to the HN room where Jordan is laying down not feeling well. Jeff comes in to check on her...Jordan says her stomach hurts...Jeff says "well take a little nap"...Jordan says that is what she is trying to do...Jeff says he's just seeing if she's alright or wants to lay out (can't tell LOL)...Jordan says she doesn't feel like laying out, she doesn't know why, maybe because she's on her period, she's not in the mood...Jeff says yeah, he's going to eat and then he'll come see her later...Jordan says ok and Jeff leaves turning off the light for her... JeJo talk in the GR w/Laura 6:16-6:49pm Jordan is put up on the block...she goes to the GR to be with Jeff...Jeff pulls her down towards him and they hug. Jordan pats him and Jeff asks if she can't give him a nice hug?...Jordan says she did, Jeff pats her saying it was a patronizing one...they stay close a little more then Jordan says she just ate her slop...Jeff asks if it was gross? Jordan says yeah, she says if she gets a choice she will pick Jeff to go on it so he can see what it feels like (not nice :( & she almost did a couple of weeks later)...Jeff sarcastically says thanks. Jordan says she slept good, Jeff says he's pretty tired from being in the sun all day...Jeff asks if Jordan feels better since she slept all day...Jordan says a lot better, she says she needs to sit outside and pluck her eyebrows...Jeff pokes fun at how she says this, Jordan giggles and lays back down. Jordan talks about not being able to wear tampons on the first day of her period...Jeff's thinking TMI LOL...they discuss her period technically starting today...Jeff asks if it's the worst today? Jordan says yes, she gets really mean and she wants to eat a lot...Jeff says it's good they stayed away from each other then...Jordan says that's why she was distant...Jeff says it's alright, he had a good day, got some sun, cracked some jokes with Casey...Jordan loves the "it's hard Casey" bit. They talk about Laura's speech during the ceremony, Jeff says it was stupid...Jordan starts laughing thinking about how Jeff explains the Technotronics thing...Jeff asks why they have to relive it?...they banter about that and Jeff jokingly says he liked not spending today with Jordan...Jeff tries to hug her with his foot/leg...Jordan says she only has a couple more days with her just in case...Jeff says no...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says he talked to some people...Jordan says whatever...Jeff says he thinks she is staying...Jordan doubts it, Jeff doesn't. Jeff asks Jordan to scratch his back...Jordan says she will in a second but she poots first and laughs...Jeff laughs and asks "what are you 4, sitting there making faces?"...they debate over whether it smells, LOL and then Jeff turns to get scratched but Jordan feels like she's going to get the runs so she runs to the bathroom. :) Jeff says "oh, gross"... The feeds switch back to the GR @ the 6:26pm mark with Jeff telling Jordan that he told Jessie "what happened to protecting "my girl"" 😊 They talk game specifically about why Jordan was put up when Jeff talked to Jessie about having a deal & having protection for her...they then discuss how Russell is starting to break off from the group in power and the dynamic between Jessie, Natalie and Lydia. Jeff says that he knows that people are gunning to break them up and he can't understand why, they're not a threat, they're only 2 votes...Jordan takes this as an indication she's leaving on Thursday...Jeff tells her she's not...Jordan buries her head saying she shouldn't listen to him...Jeff says everyone wants Jordan to stay, the vote will be 9-0...Jordan says Jeff needs to win HOH...they banter a bit more and then Laura comes in eating her slop and drinking tea...Laura is sad, depressed...Jeff says "come on"...Laura says she is serious, she just wants to go home...Jeff says "get outta here, will you stop? it's not that bad". Laura starts gets teary-eyed saying she's pissed and wants to go home...Jeff and Jordan tell her "you don't"...Laura says she does, she knows she's going and the worst is waiting until Thursday, if they let her live and eat and shower, she'd be fine. Jeff says she's breaking down because she's on slop, don't let it break you down. Laura closes the door...Jeff says to get creative with the slop, he will help her...Jordan says "don't cry"...Jordan says she's sick and tired of this...Laura feels like this was a waste of time, she ruined her life back home...Jeff says no, she will make advancements...Jordan says she has a great body and people will see that, she might get modelling or swimsuit offers...Jeff says it can't hurt. Laura says she's going to eat...Jeff says "don't do it"...they talk about taking the week off they get back home before going back to work...Russell tries to walk into the GR but the door is locked...Laura finds it was Russell..they call him in...Jeff laughs saying that would be him trying to get in the door too...Russell comes in poking fun at how stupid he looked trying to get in and then says "the Don" is outside talking (Ronnie), he rolls his eyes...Jeff cracks a joke about how Ronnie was outside and BB was calling them out and Jeff said Ronnie was STILL talking about who he was putting up (after the fact) LOL Jordan says he's on this game 24 hours a day...Russell says every day and walks out...Jeff tells Laura to relax, when she looks back it won't be so bad, think positively...Laura talks about her saying happy ass and popsicle stand a lot. Jordan starts poking at Jeff's chest :)...Laura knows what is going to happen on Thursday and says she has been right about everything else...Jordan & Laura discuss what they will wear for the live show, maybe both in black so as to look like a funeral...Jordan snuggles into Jeff...Jeff says to wear "death" veils over their faces...Laura says she will never eat oatmeal again...Jeff says he told her not to eat it before...Jeff says it looks painful her eating slop now...Laura says even in jail you get fed better...Jeff says there are starving people in Africa who would love to have slop...Laura says there are starving people in America. Jeff says he has to watch what he says, he'll make a donation when he gets home...Laura says after he buys her a steak...Jeff says the slop has all the protein she needs in a meal, it's just lacking flavor...Jeff says "f**king just jack some cinnamon in that motherfu**er!" 😛 "get silly with it"...Laura says she needs steak in there...Jeff says it's only one week...Laura says it's a long time...Jeff asks her if she'd rather be there eating that only or be in sequester eating everything but locked in a room?...Laura says be there but it's not been worth it...Jeff says he hasn't had the best time either. They laugh...Jeff says he'd like to give it to some people...Laura says she can't wait to see her argument with Jessie on TV...Jeff says he doesn't even want to see himself...Laura says this highschool bullshit season screwed her...Jeff says she's sitting in the pity party so they agree... Jordan tells Laura to not cry which makes Laura more teary-eyed...Jeff laughs saying Jordan saying that is going to make things worse by saying "were you about to cry?"...Jeff says that he asked Jordan if she had been crying and she denied it, 2 days later she came up to him and said "remember when you asked me if I was crying? I was crying" LOL They start to relive the "Casey, it's hard" bit again and they laugh...Jeff says "ahhh, that is the best one"...Laura says she's going to miss Casey...Jordan says me too...suddenly Jordan says for Jeff to move, she needs to poop...he delays moving but then gets up saying he better not joke around, she'll shit her pants. LOL :) She leaves… Jordan wants Jeff to talk/ BFF snuggles 8:19-8:25pm Jeff is outside on the elliptical...Jordan is sitting on the far couch plucking her eyebrows, she tries to get Jeff's attention twice, first by saying that the hairs on her arm are blond but she always gets a couple of black hairs...Jeff says nothing...she says "you know?"...Jeff says "I do too" (he clearly didn't hear what she said LOL!) Jordan then says "but you have black hair, you know?"...Jeff says "I do know"... :) Jordan looks at Jeff and then she keeps plucking in silence...a couple minutes later she says that she needs to bleach her teeth again, she feels they look yellow...Jeff says nothing...Jordan says "you know?"...Jordan can't take it anymore, she asks Jeff "why aren't you talking to me?"...Jeff says "I am, you were busy" (could have fooled me)..Jordan says Jeff was just nodding his head...Jeff says "I'm mad at you"...Jordan says "for what?"...Jeff smiles and says "you know" :) ...Jordan says "yeah right, you can't be mad at me"... Jeff says "no way, I like you cuz I didn't talk to you all day"...Jordan says "hey, if I'm gone the next week, you'll be sad, so shut up"...Jeff says he will be but she's not going nowhere.. Casey has come outside...Jeff asks Casey to close the trash lid or push it down, it smells...Jordan says "y'all will have to find a new BFF"...Jordan says "Casey can take my place, he can snuggle"...Jeff says "does Casey snuggle?"...Jordan giggles saying "yeah you can snuggle with him"...Casey says no...Jeff says "c'mon Mingle"...Casey says he already wore a dress...Jeff laughs and says he can wear (his) pigtails, he can wear the blond wig and then do Jordan, if they have a couple of drinks then they can bust it out... Jordan says she wants Casey to imitate everyone...Casey says he doesn't have everyone...Jeff says Casey's ass will go up then (oops! it did regardless of the imitations)...Jordan says maybe Casey shouldn't do that then...Jeff agrees, it would be a bad move, he can do Jeff...Jordan says Jeff is easy, toona, technotronics...Casey says "bowly". Jordan asks Jeff if she can cut his hair?...Jeff asks "why? is it long?"...Jordan says "can I just cut it?"...Jeff asks "like how?"...Jordan says "how I want it"...Jeff asks "how's that?"...Jordan says "I don't know, I can cut it shorter"...Jeff is unsure...talk dies down and then the feeds switch... Life & relationship talk in the BY 10-10:06pm Russell, Chima, Michele and Jordan are outside sitting on the couches chatting. Jordan is sitting on the couch closest to the hot tub. Jeff is pouring himself a glass of wine at the mini fridge. Jeff walks over to where Jordan is and stands there pondering where he's going to sit. Jordan moves slightly...Jeff signals to Jordan he's sitting and sits in front of her on the chair... Michele asks Jeff if he wants to sit by her 😠 he says it's ok and she says alright...They're chatting about the man's role in relationships, they talk about men being expected to kill bugs...Jeff says cockroaches are so gross, he hates them...Russell starts up with his fantastical story about being bit by a black widow spider 🕷️..Jordan touches Jeff's back to let him know he can move back a little...he does and Jordan touches his back again and his neck...Jeff leans back into Jordan and touches her knee with his face and looks back at her...he leans forward again...Russell finishes up his story and Jordan says he has nine lives...Russell says he's used them all up and he is going to die young...Chima says not to say that, don't put that out there...Russell says he doesn't want to die old...Chima says he's 25, what does he think is old? Russell says he wants to be like Richard Branson and travel the world doing crazy stuff, he doesn't want to live to 75...Jeff says 75 is not that old, people golf and stuff...Jordan says golf is boring...Jeff says when you can barely walk it's something to do LOL Jordan giggles and taps Jeff's back. Chima says 75 is fairly young...Jeff says plus if you have kids and grandkids of course you're going to want to be around...Jeff asks Russell if he's not interested in kids?...Russell says he doesn't want to get married until he's 35...Jeff says if he had kids he'd be ready to die, until then it's gotta be someone else...they laugh... Chima says 35 is a good age for a man to get married...Russell says times have changed, it's no longer get married in your 20's...Jordan says "I know"...Russell says why rush it...Jordan places her hands on Jeff's back and rubs...Jordan says she has some people from high school that are getting married...Russell too...Chima asks "are they happy?"...Russell says they're going through the motions, he knows they want to go out with him on Fridays & Saturdays but they stay home and play Guitar Hero, wtf is that?...Jeff says it gradually declines, it gets to the point where they want to go out for coffee or order pizza "you're out bro" :) Chima says going out gets old after awhile...Jeff says not hitting a club, just going to the corner bar or he has buddies that have restaurants, just doing something and they say they can't, they have something in the morning...Michele says it's the women, they're bad women...Chima says maybe they're scared the guy will find a new woman...Russell asks if that's really a threat for girls?...Chima says she's sure it is...Michele says a lot of girls are insecure, that's why she has a problem hanging with other girls because they can't believe she lets her man do this or that ...Chima says the girl will give the guy a guilt trip to make him stay home...Jeff says sometimes it's not even worth it, like stfu, I'll stay home...Chima says then they get mad and go on the internet and watch porn...they laugh...Jeff says "no, it's a give and take, relationships are hard"...Chima says she doesn't want to get married and her husband be bored with her...Russell says she needs to go out with him then...Jeff says it's give and take, he gets that, sometimes you have to stay home... Russell says it's hard when your lady is all dressed up and going out and then you want to go with her...Jeff says that that's when you ask and she'll say no, it's okay I'm just going out with my friends and you think "wtf is going on?" LOL ...feeds switch out... Jeff is waiting for the right girl 10:45-10:53pm The HG's are sitting outside on the couches. Casey starts talking about how when you meet someone you will know they are the "one". Casey says that he dated many women for different amounts of time and kept asking "is she the one, I don't know", there were some really terrific ladies. He kept making excuses and then he & Janice hooked up and he knew. He says he has been with her since '05 but knew her since 95 when she was dating a promoter friend of his. They ran into each other at a Labor Day party in '05, kissed that night, they went out to dinner later that week, he bought flowers for her but left them in the car because he didn't want to feel like he was all into her and she wasn't. After that they were engaged within 2 months and married in 7. wow! Casey says when you know, you'll know. Casey says he had struggled before, he says you date someone for 3 years and there comes a point where you have to shit or get off the pot, he was given ultimatums a couple of times...Ronnie tells a story about the Osbourne show where a woman wanted to marry her fiancé on the spot or else and then they did get married. Casey says that there came a time where he was in a good place and ready, Janice is a terrific woman. Lydia asks if a man reaches the age of 30, does he know more what he wants. Casey thinks so. Chima asks Jeff because he is now over 30...Casey keeps talking saying that when you reach a certain age you know what you want out of a spouse, a life partner, they need to be your best friend, Casey says his wife is his best friend. Ronnie agrees. Jeff rubs Casey's arm, lol. Natalie asks Jeff what is he waiting on, Lydia asks too...Ronnie says thanks for putting him on the spot. Jeff says he doesn't care... Jeff answers saying he is waiting for the right girl..."personality, I like a lot of personality, I like a really...trust is number one with me, you know, I'm big...like I got burned a couple of times you know...not a couple, twice, that's a couple...and uh, I don't know just like Casey said, like a best friend, you know, I would like to hang out with her like I hang out with my friends you know...go out with her and just have a great time you know...and usually all my girlfriends are like that" (sounds like Jordan to a tee) Jeff trusts Jordan 11:59pm Jeff and Natalie are sitting outside on the couches...Natalie is trying to convince Jeff that Laura is making deals to stay and that "they" want Jordan out...Jeff asks who "they" are? he is confused by what Natalie is telling him because he thinks Jordan has the votes to stay no matter what...Natalie is hesitant and won't name names mostly because she's feeding him lies and just wants Jeff to get upset and cause more drama hence making him more of a target again. Jeff says she doesn't have to tell him who told her this...Natalie says she is sticking her neck out and doesn't get why people want to change shit...Jeff guesses Kevin and Lydia? but he thought Lydia liked Jordan...Natalie says they all want Jordan to stay but Laura is trying to make deals...Jeff says "oh really?"...Natalie says they should have the votes but Laura is making deals and she doesn't know if Jeff trusts Russell because they talk but he can't trust Russell at all. Jeff says "I trust Jordan" ♥ Natalie says ok, she knows Jeff's trying to keep peace but Russell is not on his side in any way, people are trying to change shit around...Jeff asks "who?"...Natalie won't say...Ronnie gets called to the DR...Jeff asks why Ronnie gets called to the DR 15x a day?...Natalie giggles...Jessie comes over to where they are...Natalie tells Jessie that she's telling Jeff about Russell and Laura. Jessie says "oh, he's trying, he's trying to get your girl out" :) Jessie sits down and the three of them talk game...in a nutshell ~ Jessie backtracks a little on Natalie's stance, saying that what they're telling him is worst case scenario (Jordan leaving) and that they're basically doing him a favor by letting him know that it's a possibility and that Laura, Ronnie & Russell are all scheming. Jeff's not really buying it but they try anyway...Laura and Jordan come outside just before the midnight mark and immediately a smile comes upon Jeff's face, Jeff holds out his hand to Jordan and they banter a little about food. It's cute as usual :)

July 11 This is the moment that Jeff has always said he considers the beginning of their real friendship. He said that he would never forget what Jordan did for him that day. The Beginning Part 1 1:37-1:44pm The technotronics competition & fight have taken place. Jeff is in a bad mood and is thinking/moping in the GR...he feels isolated, alone and confused as to what all has just happened. Ronnie is milling about pitting the two sides of the house against each other, Jordan & Jeff have no clue this is happening yet... Just before the 1:38pm mark the feeds cut away from Laura who is applying makeup to Jordan & Jeff. Jordan has gone to sit by Jeff in the GR. Jeff is laying down. Jeff says "I don't...I don't know what is going on, so no worries, I won't say nothing"...Jordan snickers/laughs...Jordan says to look at her, she's a mess...Jeff asks if they are on lockdown still, this is like caging animals...Jordan asks if Jeff wants to be left alone...Jeff says "I don't care, wherever you want to go"...Jordan grabs a pillow and says she needs covers, she then looks at Jeff and says "so..." Jeff smiles at her and asks her what's up? Jordan says nothing (how many times would we hear that throughout BB?  :) )...Jeff asks Jordan if she ate lunch, she says no...they look at each other and Jordan bursts out laughing...Jeff says well, they have to talk about something...Jordan points out scooped his bowl of watermelon...Jeff says he knows and was kind of giggling about it. Jeff says "you'll get in trouble for being in here"...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says "I don't know"...Jordan says "from who?"...Jeff says "who the f**k, I don't know, I feel like I just walked in here, I don't know what's going on"...they giggle...Jeff says "so don't ask me any fu**ing questions, Jesus"...Jeff closes his eyes... Small talk: Jordan says she was sleeping and to look how red her scalp is...Jeff says "from the sun"...Jordan says she got burnt...Jeff says she has to wear a hat or something...Jordan says lately when she sleeps she flinches and it wakes her up...Jeff says he does that too...Jordan giggles again...Jeff says "so what other movies do you like?", he smiles...Jordan says "the notebook...I don't know, I'm trying to stay awake"...Jeff asks her what's up, she's always sleeping...Jordan doesn't know, she's so tired...SILENCE... Jeff then says "is everyone staring at you when they walk by"...Jordan says mmm, hmm...Ronnie comes in to spread some lies and asks if they want the door closed...Jeff says to leave it open, he's got nothing to fu**ing hide...Ronnie sits down and Jordan says they'll talk later in the room, Jeff says he's not even talking but if he wants to talk about ice skating or something, he's his man...Ronnie laughs... Jordan asks Jeff why he is being so weird, she doesn't like this...Jeff staring at Jordan says "whaddya mean weird?" Ronnie says it's a guy thing when they get worked up...Jeff insists he's not worked up, he just knows where he stands now so what's up, he stands right here, he drew his fu**ing line in the sand, let's fu**ing dance, he's got no problem with who he is...Ronnie starts talking about viral videos...Jordan says to Jeff that he didn't do anything...Jeff says she's right, he didn't but if they want to fu**ing take him, let's fu**ing play motherfu**er, let's go, the whole house, let's go...Ronnie says "oh Jeff"...Jeff says "guess what? I'm not leaving for 2 weeks, so get fu**ing comfy"...Ronnie & Jordan laugh...Jordan says that instead of taxicab confessions, her and Jeff can do their hammock confessions tonight. Jeff says that he can't wait for that, he can't wait to relax in there. Jeff hopes they give them drinks up tonight, he'll fill his cup to the top like the others in the house...Jordan's wheels are turning...she says "let's..." Ronnie says "let's dance?"...they start talking about t-shirts with sayings on them, Ronnie loses Jeff when he starts talking about binary code shirts...Jeff says to not make him feel stupider than he already is, lol. Jordan rolls her eyes and Jeff asks "what?"...Jordan says she wasn't doing that at him but Russell who walked by...Jordan pats Jeff's leg (another one of those first of many times :) )...Jordan points at Ronnie and says "me and you, I got a plan"...Jeff says "go for it"...Jordan says that Jeff is in it too but she will tell him later so it won't be so obvious...Jeff says to go ahead...Jordan says ok? and she walks out to talk to Ronnie The Beginning Part 2 2:02-2:13pm Jordan finishes up her game talk with Ronnie in the HN room and heads to the GR where Jeff is still laying down, she carries her big turquoise cover with her, she sits down and gets comfy and asks Jeff if he wants some covers? As Jeff says no, it's ok, we get a cute moment where Jeff subconciously reaches out to Jordan just as she is laying down but he awkwardly moves his hand away so as not to touch her, he casually puts his arm up and away from Jordan...she lays her head down on the pillow saying that this will piss them off (the fact she's in there with Jeff). Jordan says she's tired and can't get comfy...Jeff says he thinks it's maybe because she has been sleeping so much, sometimes it makes you more tired...Jordan puts her hoody on over her head and says she doesn't know, he might be wrong. Jeff asks Jordan if her and Ronnie had a good chat, was he all excited about it? Jeff laughs...Jordan says he is smart, Jeff agrees he is clever...Jordan says they need better pillows...Jeff says there are 800 in here...Jordan turns to face Jeff and tells him she will talk to him later about it...Jeff says to tell him later, to be honest with her, he doesn't want to talk about it. Jordan says "so what else?"...Jeff says he doesn't know, that's what's on his mind right now, he says "I fu**ing hate that man, can't stand when people act tough...it eats inside me"...Jordan whispers "right"...Jeff's stomach growls and he looks at Jordan who giggles...Jeff says "and I just took a poop"...Jordan giggles again...Jeff says it's probably the watermelon he ate. Jeff looks at Jordan and asks her what she's thinking about?...Jordan giggles and says everything...Jeff says it's crazy right? God, 3 days ago everyone was skipping around here, jumproping, playing hopscotch, now it's like you're in a trench throwing grenades...Jeff laughs and says "man, you gotta wear a helmet out there"...he cracks up and says to Jordan "don't make me laugh" :)...they both laugh...Jeff says at least he has his camouflage on (his shorts), he's ready for war...Jeff says "I don't know why you fu**ing make me laugh, I don't wanna laugh" ...he laughs more and says that some of the shit he says, like the stuff he said outside, thinking back it makes him laugh...they both laugh...Jeff says he was trying to rip on him a little bit...Jordan says Jeff said "you're a fu**ing dork"...Jeff says Russell had no points...Jordan laughs...Jeff says he spelled shotgun, he makes it seem like he wrote the dictionary, he spelled a 5th grade word too, he doesn't get it, he feels like everyone is taking crazy pills around here...Jordan laughs and mentions technotronics...Jeff says it was an imbecile move, he lost, he wonders what Jordan would have spelled...Jordan says fart, butthole, poop...Jeff says he should have spelled Hey Ma and ended it. Jeff starts telling the Technotronics story about how he spelled techno but it wasn't long enough so he made it longer, uhhh, he's never going to live that one down, it's over, no matter what he does the rest of the game he'll be Technotronic, his buddies will have shirts and shit made for him when he goes home...Jordan laughs...Jeff says whatever, it was a good bit that's for sure, but because he spelled that people aren't going to like him anymore, people never liked him to begin with, whatever. Feeds go to fish and return a couple of minutes later with Jeff saying that he can't wait for the next HOH...Jordan says she hopes he gets it...Jeff says he hopes one of them gets it, like Ronnie or Michele, he thinks he's cool with Michele but what does he know, maybe she's in the DR saying about Jeff, what a dork! what a scumbag, he doesn't know what people are saying...Jordan says if she gets HOH she knows who she is sending home...Jeff says he would put his whole team on the block if he could, actually Jessie hasn't said anything to him but he doesn't trust him...Jordan says she doesn't trust him at all...Jeff says Jessie knows what's up, he's using Russell & Natalie do his work, he doesn't give a f**k about them...Jordan says she knows who she's putting up...Jeff says he doesn't even want to know...Jordan says she'll cause some drama in the house, they will hate her. Ronnie joins them and sits down...Jeff says he might blow a fart which Jordan thinks is gross...Jordan wonders if she has bad breath...Jeff says he'll let her know, he doesn't like bad breath and vice versa...Ronnie asks if they brush their tongue when they brush their teeth?...Jeff says he does, he likes to brush it up. Jeff says to Jordan "awww, everything is different now, you don't even act the same cuz you've got shit on your mind"...Jordan says no, she's thinking about other stuff...Jordan says that even if Russell wanted to get Jeff out this week, he couldn't, which is good...Jeff knows and says wouldn't it be funny if the cliques stayed and they had to keep him the whole game...Ronnie whispers to Jordan if she told Jeff?...Jordan nods no...Jeff says it can wait, he doesn't want to get Ronnie tied into everything too...Ronnie lies saying he got threatened...Jeff says "ahh? oh really"...Jordan asks Ronnie to leave so she can talk to Jeff...Jeff says for him to come back later...Ronnie whispers to Jordan about why that person is going up...Ronnie leaves and Jeff says to Jordan "you got some scoop?"...Jordan starts telling Jeff what's up... The Beginning Part 3 2:15-2:24pm Jordan starts telling Jeff what's going down...she says she's been thinking and thinking and thinking...she lays down and covers her head with her hoody, she laughs at Braden who walks by flopping his shoes...Jordan says that she figured out that Russell is just trying to go back and forth, Russell really wants Ronnie out of here, even Laura has said something to her about it, she has mixed feelings towards Ronnie, at the end of the game it's not physical, even though they're not saying she knows the athletes are all together, she told Ronnie that if they keep Chima they will be in trouble and be picked off one by one, they need to keep Lydia...Jeff says Casey & Braden are on their side, Kevin will vote to keep Lydia too...Jordan says she was talking to Ronnie and then right after Russell grabbed him to talk...Jordan said haha, she beat him to it. Jordan says now Russell is trying to backtrack and if she wins HOH she would put up Russell and one of his other teammates...Jeff says that would be awesome...Jordan tells Jeff not to fu**ing repeat this...Jeff says of course not, he's not going to talk to anyone else, is she crazy?...Jordan explains that is what she is doing, they need to stay together to knock off the other side, she will put both of Jeff's teammates in case one wins the veto...Jeff laughs that even if they win, they can't put him up. They both giggle. Jeff says they're fu**ed...Jeff says Lydia needs to stay or else it was nice meeting her (Jordan) cuz he is "outie", he's next and Jordan is right after him so he'll be waiting on the beach for a week for you (he was already planning their future this early, awww  )...Jordan says they won't even make it to the jury house..Jeff says no way, he's just talking about Venice beach or some shit, no way the jury house, is she crazy? Jordan says she's sure people are going to start saying stuff now about them because they're sitting there...Jeff says for sure, he wasn't even going to talk to her no more, he didn't want to get Jordan in trouble...Jordan says she doesn't care because she already knows what she is going to do and they're not going to like her :) ...Jeff says everyone who is voting for Lydia should do that...Jordan doesn't finish her next thought because Ronnie walks back in and Jeff tells him Jordan told him about Russell, that's funny. Ronnie says he threatened him...Jeff says he should have told him "f**k you, Playdoh"...Ronnie says you catch more flies with honey...Jeff says he's right, don't do it his way, he's already crossed that bridge...Ronnie starts whispering about the replacement nominee, Jordan says she hasn't told Jeff that part yet and if Ronnie could go away again...Ronnie starts whispering about Russell using the POV on Lydia, Jeff says now he's going to flip the script? Ronnie keeps whispering but Jordan encourages Ronnie to leave...he does. Jeff & Jordan discuss Ronnie and Russell...Jeff says if he has to go he'd rather see Ronnie win the money...Jordan tells Jeff that if they take Lydia off, they're going after Braden...Jordan says they have to keep him...they go over votes and how the house will be divided...Jeff says they're trying to flip the script, motherfu**ers...Jordan goes over who she's going to put up again... Jordan knows that if she makes this move people will come after her...Jordan doesn't trust Laura...Jeff says he can't stand her because she always talks about herself but whatever, they both think Laura is 100% with the other side (LOL)...Jordan thinks she talks shit about her and that Laura just wants to stay safe...Jordan says eventually the other side will be kissing their asses you know? Jordan lightly touches Jeff's arm... Jordan talks about a conversation she had with Natalie...Jeff says whatever she said it was bullshit, she's making shit up...Jordan says that she told Natalie that she should get Jessie and talk to Jeff because he is their teammate, leave Russell out right now...FISH...More game talk and then Jeff says that kid's got a boner for him...Ronnie has entered the room again and sits down...FISH The Beginning Part 4 2:26-2:31pm FISH...when feeds return Ronnie is whispering game with JeJo...Jordan says they look so obvious right now...Jeff says who cares, they have the votes...they laugh...Ronnie continues feeding them more BS... As Ronnie is walking away, Jeff says Ronnie is smart and all business...Jordan agrees...Ronnie leaves again. J&J continue talking about Russell & Jessie...Jordan says she wants Jessie to leave before jury house again just like last season when he was the 4th person evicted. (she almost got her wish) During this whole Jessie convo Jordan touches Jeff's hand sweetly, most likely subconciously and hence the "touching" begins... They laugh about that possibly happening to Jessie again, Jordan says that Jessie should shut up about Brian not making it all the way because she's going to try and make it happen to him. Jeff hopes to flip all the votes, you can't trust them, in the next competition he's going to be throwing shit over the wall to make sure one of them (Jordan's clique) wins, he's going to tackle one of his own players...Jordan says Braden can't leave, Jeff says he cannot leave, Jordan says if Braden leaves she's screwed...Jeff says he is too, Jordan says he isn't...Jeff explains they are going to take Lydia down and put Braden up...Jordan realizes what he's saying and says she had the whole thing screwed up, she thought they meant who gets the next HOH...Jeff says no, they're going to flip it and he hopes Lydia isn't falling for the "we're your friend now" routine". Jeff says he thinks Russell offered it to Lydia and if she buys that shit then they're in trouble, Russell is just doing it to get her on their side showing he saved her when they had the votes all along. Jeff is explaining that even if Braden goes up, Nakom...who the f**k is that Chima? is going up. (he giggles realizing he called Chima Nakomis LOL) Jordan is worried Chima will stay over Braden...Jeff says they have to tell everyone to keep him. They start thinking about who would vote for Chima to stay...Jordan says the whole thing sucks... Jordan does her water sprinkler laugh and Jeff says "what the f**k was that?" lol They have a little cute moment looking at each other here. :) Jeff starts up with his hand signalling and says he should have laid into them when he was already fired up before...they start talking about Laura, Jeff says she is so jealous that nobody likes her, she wants all the attention on her from everybody in the house, her tits...he says "listen, get those fu**ing circus tits outta here"  Jordan says "I got big boobs too"...Jeff says "not circus tits but she thinks that's her personality"....feeds switch... The Beginning Part 5 2:40-2:55pm When the feeds switch back to the GR, Braden is laying on top of Jordan pretend humping her, they laugh (although Jeff's laugh doesn't seem too genuine, LOL) Jeff says "dude, easy, you're gonna stab her with that thing"...Jordan hugs Braden and they all laugh...Jeff says he's going to bust one of his shorts...Jordan playfully hits him and starts to feel uncomfortable but continues to laugh, she says to keep talking because the door's open...Braden says "so, how about those Patriots?" LOL Jeff says "dude, they f**ing feel good" haha Braden says there's a liar...Jordan whispers in Braden's ear...Jeff says he can't believe they can punt that far...Braden says he's going to punt someone else...Jeff says he wants to punt a couple of people...Jordan keeps whispering in Braden's ear and gets called out by BB about obstructing her mic...Braden says "sorry that was my cock" Braden keeps humping Jordan, she screeches no...Jeff says that Braden is thinking "tell me a long story"...FISH...when feeds return Ronnie is back and Jordan is now laying right next to Jeff, in between Jeff & Braden...Ronnie is saying they can't say a word to anyone, they all laugh...Jeff calls people scumbags...Ronnie starts up again with his BS game talk about how "if" Braden goes up vs Chima, she is going to flip out, they listen intently, Ronnie says to not tell Laura...FISH for a few minutes...When they return now Laura is in the room talking about her hair (and herself LOL)...Jeff says her hair looks nice up like she has right now, Jordan agrees, Jeff says it looks wedding-ish, the girls are confused, lol...Jeff says isn't that how brides wear their hair, nice...Jordan says it's usually up or down & curly...Jeff says he doesn't know what he's talking about, maybe he means bridesmaids...Jordan says they get their hair done the same way...Jeff say they get their hair all wacky. Jordan says she feels more burned today, Laura agrees...Jeff wants to get some sun but they are locked down...Laura says she is so white...Jordan says she is avoiding eating so she's sleeping...Laura says when you're locked up in a house that's what you do, eat...Jeff says eat a half a watermelon like he did and you'll feel pretty sick...Jordan likes the cottage cheese...Laura says she used to eat it back in the day, she was obsessed with it, when she got her boobs done, she ate it because it coats your stomach so she ate it and got sick off of it, it was the nastiest throw up of her life, it was the worst so now she can't eat it. Jordan gets up to go pee...Jeff & Laura discuss how terrible it was for her when she was recovering from her boob job...Laura hated herself thinking what was she thinking...Ronnie comes in again to talk about one of his slang moments  Jeff says Ronnie's got one-liners, don't let him fool you...Ronnie leaves...Braden sarcastically says this is so fun...Jeff says it's crazy...Braden says apparently he's going to Hawaii...Jeff says he'd like to spend the day at the beach...Laura leaves. Braden says it's such a gravy train, rat race in there, he thinks it's hilarious...Jeff too, he says they're such losers...Jeff is glad he had the blow-up earlier so now they can just leave him alone...Braden is glad he didn't get into it because he would be so much more in trouble than he already is...Jeff says he was so heated, they made no points...Braden says it was pointless conversation...Jeff says they have been there 6 days, what are they talking about carrying him?...Braden says they have been in there so long /sarcasm...Jeff says what are they talking about? first of all, Natalie would have won that first comp and he spelled shotgun and they are making fun of his spelling? and they said he was a model...what does that have to do with anything ykwim?...Braden laughs...Jeff then starts imitating Russell saying Jeff was a painter in Chicago, what does him being from Chicago have to do with anything, what does his business have to do with anything? Jeff didn't tell them anything about his modelling, he told Braden who his agent was in LA only...feeds switch to Ronnie  selling out Jordan to Russell in the SR… The Beginning Part 6 3:03-3:29pm Cams switch back to the GR where Jordan has returned, she is talking game with Jeff & Braden...Ronnie returns with a new idea. He tells them BB is building something outside, he might be crazy but his wheels are always turning...they recognize that...Ronnie says he's a very, very valuable asset to them because people talk to him ...Jeff says he was telling them that a couple of minutes ago...Ronnie tells them his hair brained idea about how the comp might be about mixing up the cliques. Jeff wonders if they would do it this early, it's week one. Ronnie says maybe it's something they'll do every week...Braden says people do switch in highschool (LOL)...Ronnie lays out how the comp might be...Jeff says he doesn't think they're going to switch it up yet because there hasn't been an eviction...Jordan wonders what she should do...Jeff says not to worry about it, it hasn't happened...Ronnie says he is just hypothesizing...Jordan says "omg, we've got a smart guy"...Jeff says Ronnie needs to be double smart for him, he's known as Technotronic bro ...they laugh. Jordan tells Ronnie that they always talked to him and were nice to him, now the other side is kissing his ass...hole, tell them to lick it.  Ronnie says they better not say anything or he will know they've been talking...Jeff swears he won't and they pinky promise on it...Ronnie says there's only one person he doesn't like in the house because he can't read him...Jeff says it's Casey?...Ronnie acknowledges it's him...Jeff says that is how he is...Ronnie says Casey pissed him off when he was mocking him in the HN competition...Ronnie expains how...Jeff says he got into the moment a little bit there, it's not right...Ronnie says he would never celebrate and mock someone like that if he won something, he goes on to toot his own horn about how cool he is, what a gracious loser he is....Jeff agrees that he is pretty positive. Jordan asks if they think there will be another twist, she thinks it will be around final 6 or 7. They think there will be. Jordan says she's having BB dreams, it's kind of weird. Jordan & Ronnie start talking about how right after she talked to Ronnie about Russell, Russell pulled him aside, if she hadn't it would have looked suspicious... Ronnie toots his own horn again saying no one can beat him on a memorization comp, Jordan asks what should she be observing around the house...Ronnie says there are felt numbers around the house...Jeff talks about how many fruits are in the basket, he's impressed with himself, lol...Ronnie says there are the numbers 3,5,7 & 1 around the house...Jeff says he's like Rainman.  Ronnie says he knows approx. how many hours they were in the HN room and how many towels were in the competition. WTH? lol Jeff says Ronnie has to stay with them, lol. Braden says it's amazing, he's always thinking. Ronnie goes on about some other random crap and tells them what he thinks the next HOH comp will be like (he was quite right about it)...Jeff goes off a little about how in this game you're on the bottom one minute and the next you're HOH, you need to stay positive, they say he's not social but those 3 (J,N,R) are the ones sitting in the room being unsocial. Ronnie tells them if they're all up there for HOH they can throw it to him because he's not afraid to get blood on his hands.  Jeff gets up to go pee & Ronnie leaves the room too. Jordan says she loves him, Braden says he's so excited. Jordan says she had to tell Braden...Braden says he has to be there, he's already lost his apartment so he has to stay here awhile, he can't be going home anytime soon, he needs to make jury...Jordan says he will, he's got them, she will keep him in...Braden says Jessie is on his side (yeah right!)...Jordan says he can't repeat any of this...Braden says he can't, why would he...Jordan says to be careful with Jessie, he could be two-timing him...Jordan says that earlier when she & Jeff were in there alone, she saw Russell give Jeff a look like haha. Jordan says that Jeff didn't do anything at all. Topic switches to Jordan's hair, she thinks it looks like poo and her scalp is all burned...Braden thinks there is sunscreen they make for your hair...Jordan says she's kind of hungry...she asks Braden if he is really a hippie...Braden says he's hip, he travels, he's a gypsy, he travels around the world but has his own beach house but not anymore, it's all gone...Jordan asks why?...Braden says because he's in the BB house...Jordan asks if he has anyone helping him?...Braden says he's been on his own since he was 14...Jordan says "wow"...Braden says that is why this shit doesn't faze him. Jeff comes back in and lays down next to Jordan, they have switched sides...Jeff asks why she switched it up, they all had their spots...Braden says now it's kind of weird...Jeff jokingly touches Braden's leg with his and says "Braden what's up?"...Braden says that he didn't shave that leg, sorry...they laugh. Jeff places his leg over Jordan's (over the cover)...Jeff says everyone is in the bathroom, even Lydia, what is she doing? Jeff says he is scared now, he told Lydia that he would never say anything bad about her...Jeff says he doesn't want her selling herself out just to keep the veto and stay here, they're campaigning for her...Braden says that was what the fight was all about...Jeff says and now she's going to turn? he's not going to speculate but she better not be asking them to save her, she has to know that it's all BS...Jordan says she would hope not, she pinky promised and kissed on the fact she wouldn't turn...Braden says he trusts her a little bit, Jeff does too...Jordan says Jeff is just scared and thinking of the worst...Jordan doesn't understand why Russell turned on Jeff...Jeff says he's not scared of him, he's a jealous asshole...Jeff says he has buddies that are pro fighters and they don't act like Russell, they wouldn't even start a fight like that, they don't have to be openly tough... Jordan re-enacts how the Technotronic fight started, he started in flip mode style...Jeff says he tried to get in a couple of jokes...they all start laughing about Braden and how he would have snapped (yeah right! lol)...Jeff cracks up over how Braden chimed in at one point saying he was a model like Jeff...Jeff says he isn't even a model...Braden says it's because of his memory wall pic, it looks like a soap...Jeff doesn't understand what his being from Chicago, his being a model or his spelling ability has to do with anything...they laugh...Jordan says it was funny how Jeff said he knew he couldn't spell, he'd post it on a website that he couldn't spell LOL Jordan says he just wanted to fight Jeff so he would leave...Jeff says believe him, Russell did not want him to get off the treadmill and he knows they couldn't come to blows or else they would be out of there, that's why people act tough...Jordan thinks someone said something to Russell beforehand because he was pissed...Jordan thinks Michele, Casey & Laura are floating but Laura is on her team so it's good for them...Braden says one week at a time, that's for next week...Jordan says they're stressing her out, she's going to get diarrhea or something...Jeff says they need to open the door so they can spread out...Braden agrees and thinks they do it on purpose, he then gets all pissed that BB took his blender...J&J laugh about how it's only 6 days...Braden wants to stay, needs to stay...Jordan says he lost his apartment...Jeff says he'll have to go back to work...Braden says no, he has to get his court case settled and then go to Australia LOL , he knows people everywhere in the world and will crash with them...Jeff says he always wanted to go there...Braden raves about it...Jeff says he met a chick from Sydney when he was in Spain who was really cool...Braden mentions Mandy Moore...Jeff says she is his secret crush...Braden says something about fu**ing Mandy Moore...Jeff's eyes open wide! he says "what?" LOL Braden says she is dirty and has hooked up with all these celebs...they talk about DJ AM and how him & Travis Barker survived that plane crash...Jordan says she hates flying, Jeff says he's not the best flier either...Jordan says she feels bad for Jeff because he's on the athletes team...Jeff says he doesn't care, he'll throw the comp so they win...feeds switch out… The Beginning Part 7 3:35-3:52pm Feeds return to GR where Jeff & Jordan are alone again, laying down side by side...Jordan is telling Jeff it's a good thing she told Ronnie about Russell before Russell approached Ronnie...Jeff closes his eyes...Jordan says she can't figure out what she wants to eat...Jeff asks if she's hungry?...Jordan says "kind of, are you hungry? want some pizza?"...Jeff says not really...Jordan asks if he wants a salad? Jeff says not really...Jordan asks if he wants a hot dog?...Jeff says a turkey one? beef?...Jordan says never mind, he can fix his own salad...Jeff says he's not really hungry, everything is making him not hungry...Jordan changes the subject, lol, she points out how bright her nail polish is next to her tanned skin...Jeff says it's terrific, he holds her finger and asks her what happened?...Jordan says it's chipped. Jordan asks if Jeff wants to go out there?...Jeff says not really...Jordan smiles and says he's going to have to go out there sometime, he can't hide...Jeff smiles and says he's not hiding, he'd rather stay here though...Jordan sits up and says "why?"...Jeff says "cuz we're just chillin'...you could go out there"...Jordan says she knows, she's about to (but she doesn't)...Jeff says "go for it"...Jordan says she could have gotten more sun today, Jeff says him too...Jordan says she hates laying on her stomach...Jeff says he needs too, his back is all white, he shows her and almost falls off the bed...Jordan says she can't wait until eviction night, it's what she is looking forward to...they go over scenarios for next week...Jeff thinks Ronnie is going to win HOH (he was right!)...Jordan says she told Ronnie that Jeff only said nice things about him...Jeff says that he was a little pissed at her this morning because he thought she was turning against him...Jordan's mouth opens wide in amazement he could think that...Jeff tries to explain the reasons why he thought that including that he thinks Russell went off after seeing them together, he's jealous, Jordan's mouth is still agape...Jeff says for her to just listen, he told himself not to talk to her because then she would get in trouble for talking to him, he's the fu**ing outcast for no reason...Jordan says he didn't do anything...Jeff says he knows but he feels he just is...Jordan says it's because he's the nice one, she then says "uhh, you really did think I said something?"...Jeff says "I kinda did, it was either you or Lydia, I think Lydia said something...I hope she didn't but I think she did, like not..." Jordan says she was in bed last night by 9:30, was everybody up real late?...Jeff says kinda...Jeff tells Jordan the story about how he was laying in bed, everyone else was talking in the kitchen, Lydia was up in that space listening to them for a half hour and he told her to relax and come and lay down, she has the votes, he says Lydia said they were talking shit and she wanted to start crying, she was so worked up about it calling them bitches and now she's talking to everybody. Jordan says that when they were laying outside Lydia told her they needed to make today a mellow day, lay low...Jeff says wow, was she wrong...Jordan tells Jeff she doesn't know what to talk about with Laura and she was trying to fool the others into thinking she might be America's player or whatever...Jeff says so they fear you? Jeff laughs. They talk about how everyone seems to talk about them...Jordan says she feels like everytime she walks out of the room, they start talking about them, can she not have a guy friend?...Jeff doesn't understand wtf it is to everybody?...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says especially people that have boyfriends and shit (Natalie, Laura), who cares, if it was him and he had a wife and he saw them, he'd be like "did you guys hook up? what are you guys waiting for   " instead of "you talked to Jeff? gross", that's what they're acting like...Jordan says she told them they are just friends and act gay together...Jeff says he said that too...Jordan says you know they're saying that she came in there to...(flirt)...Jeff says he knows and kind of feels bad that she came in there...Jordan says they know she always talks to him anyways...Jeff says he knows. Jordan says "so why would I change, why would I make it any different, I really don't care if they get pissed off at me or not for talking to you" (and with that statement ladies and gents, Jeff started falling for Jordan, her heart and her loyalty) Jeff says he doesn't know why they would care, why it was a big deal to begin with, apparently it was...Jordan doesn't know...Jordan notices Braden walking upstairs and asks if Jeff thinks he would say something...Jeff doesn't think so but doesn't know, he hopes not...Jordan regrets saying something to him...Jeff says he's pissed, maybe he's just going to see what's up...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says he pinky swore...Jordan asks why would he go up there, she is worried he will tell on her that she got the info from Ronnie...Jeff says he's not feeling that confident about this...they laugh...Jordan says she was at first but not so much now. Jeff can't believe how fast shit happens in there, they didn't even have an elimination and already shit is blowing up? Ronnie walks by and Jordan calls him in but he walks on by...Jordan feels like she is in high school...Jeff says "I know! I feel like I'm 12 years old!" Jordan says she doesn't like it...they talk a little bit about Jessie and how Braden thinks they are cool...someone walks by and Jeff whispers who is out there now, Casey?...Jordan nods yes...Jeff says "dude, I'm outta here"...they laugh...Jeff says "good try but we're done"...Jordan says "we are, it's hard...no we're not"...Jordan says after the elimination she will know where she stands. Jordan calls Ronnie in again and he comes in. They whisper about Casey, Ronnie is pissed at Casey...Jeff tries to calm him down...Jordan tells Ronnie to go casually go check on Braden who went upstairs...Ronnie gets paranoid...Jeff says everyone is assuming the worst in people and they need to relax...FISH...when they return Ronnie is saying that if Braden spilled the beans on him, he's going to call him a liar...Jeff says for sure...Ronnie says if he does that you know his word is for nothing and they have to back him up...Jeff says he's got it even though no one is going to ask him LOL Ronnie leaves. Jeff asks Jordan if she can scratch his arm a little , she does...he asks her what she was saying… ...she starts explaining about Russell and the cams switch for a couple of mins...when they return Jordan is still softly scratching and is looking at Jeff's tattoo on his wrist, she asks what it means (audio is off though)...Jeff says "strength and honor" (the tattoo meaning)...they talk about what they're going to do when they walk out of the room...they decide to get up finally and head out...Jordan goes into the kitchen, Jeff goes to the bathroom and says he'll be right back. The Beginning Part 8 3:56-4:05pm Jeff & Jordan have just finished their long talk in the GR...aka "the beginning" where Jordan & Jeff's alliance/real bond commenced. Jordan is making a pizza, Jeff comes in the kitchen with a big smile and says oh, no, we're segregated. Jordan smiles. Jeff starts putting away dishes. Jordan wants chips and salsa to eat before the pizza. Jordan gets some salsa, puts it in a metallic bowl. Jeff sits down on the counter and says he wants some too. They start eating...Jordan says she likes hers hot...Jeff says warm it up...but you can't in that bowl (she goes towards the microwave to heat it up anyways)...Jeff says it's metal! Jordan says she has heated it up in this before...Jeff says nooo, it's metal. Jordan doesn't warm it up... Braden comes downstairs from playing chess and Jeff asks if he wants pizza. Braden says he's done eating for the day...he wants to just go to sleep. Jeff wants to go outside and drink, lol. Jeff & Braden joke around a bit...Braden says if this is the route they are taking he could snap and throw someone off the balcony.  :tongue: Jeff says to not say anything yet. Both agree they don't want to waste their eyes on Russell. Jordan starts eating ham. Jeff says they should have put it on the pizza with all sorts of different stuff. Jordan says she only likes cheese & pepperoni. Jeff says she can't put ham on there? Jordan says no, it grosses her out...Jeff says you can eat it like that? Jordan says yeah, not on the pizza. Jeff says his favorite pizza is roast beef & jardiniere. Jordan says really? Jeff says you don't even know what that is...Jordan says I know, I just said really (LOL)...Jeff says he knows because she is worried about what is going on over there.... Jeff explains what jardiniere is...a mixture of celery, hot peppers, carrot and cauliflower, it's pickled and spicy. Jordan picks on how Jeff says cauliflower and he is saying it cauLEEflower not cauLUHflower...Jeff tries to correct it but fails, lol. (Poor Jeff! ha!) Jeff & Jordan have their first of many hammock talks. 7:05 - 7:22PM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAhtY5jz2WU&list=UUhhvsnKbYdxwDigf2VYrO9A Jeff is laying down, Jordan is sitting on the hammock rocking it back and forth. They make some small talk about weather and being sleepy. Jeff asks if she feels alright, she says she does. A helicopter flies overhead so it's hard to hear but they start talking game about Ronnie & Braden. They talk about the paranoia & misinformation being spread throughout the house. Jeff talks about the Toona incident. Jeff says other than Jordan & Lydia who opened up to him, Michele & Ronnie are his favorite people in the house, he wouldn't jeopardize that, people expect him to be close to muscle heads and jocks but he's just gets along with good people. Jordan frets about Russell possibly using the Veto on Lydia and putting Braden up. Jeff says then who do they have? Jordan says her & Jeff, Ronnie and maybe Lydia. Jeff says he is nervous about Lydia. Jordan says she is up talking to them now...Jeff says they are offering to take her off and voting out Braden...Jordan says they need Chima to leave, what is the backup plan? They talk about the upcoming HOH, Jeff says he would throw it and let Jordan's team win. Jordan asks if Jeff has a bug on him...Jeff says it's a spider web, a little spider flew down from the wall and tried to attack him. Jordan laughs. Braden comes out and they banter a little with him. Jordan just wants Chima to leave and then she will feel more relieved, she says she if she gets evicted she at least wants to make it to jury house to decide who wins this. Jeff agrees. Jordan wonders why Russell just blew up all of a sudden at Jeff, someone must have said something to him for him to flip out on him like that, she doesn't talk to him when he walks by now, it's awkward. Jeff says he won't make eye contact with that f**ker again...Jordan says they were just laughing in the kitchen the other day...Jeff doesn't know what he wants from him, he cooks for him, gave him his bed, whatever, what's done is done. Jordans says they already knew what type of person he was. Jordan lays down opposite Jeff. Jordan asks if her feet look crusty...Jeff says no, rubs them and smiles...Jordan says they're soft now, she says her skin is real dry...Jeff says she's gotta lotion. Braden is roaming around the BY...Jeff says Jessie hasn't said a fu**ing word to him...Jordan says she wants to win HOH so much to separate everything...Jeff says he's going to throw it and cause chaos so his team loses, he'll throw a wrench right in the machine. Jordan says "God, this is only the first week"...she says it's too early to be choosing sides...Jeff says he knows, he thinks Russell played his cards too soon...Jordan says she told Lydia she didn't think she trusted Russell...Jeff thinks he's jealous or something...Jordan says everything was fine, he was working out...Jeff says he knows what he was like even before he blew up on him. Jordan thinks Jeff should talk to Lydia and not her...Jeff says he thinks she is avoiding her...Jordan wants Jeff to talk to her and open her eyes...Jeff thinks maybe Lydia said something to Russell about him and that's why he blew up at him...Jeff says that Lydia told Jeff that Russell told her that it was a group decision, they had a meeting and that Natalie was the one who put up Lydia on the block but he wasn't involved, Lydia asked why Jeff wasn't at the meeting and Russell pfffted and said who cares about Jeff, he's not even on the fu**ing team, who cares about him. Jeff says he knew Russell was a snake...Jordan asks if Russell was mad about the spelling comp, she giggles about it... Jeff says maybe he's envious or jealous of him, he says he's trying to figure out logically what he has against him...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says all he knows is that he's a fu**ing loser, that he sensed he didn't like him and he's a pretty good judge of character, after the glass of wine thing (where Russell didn't offer any to Jeff after he asked) so that was that, he ignored him the rest of the night and then this morning he didn't look at him in the eyes and then he came out and snapped. Jordan says he flipped out for no reason, Jordan shushed Ronnie when the fight started happening. They go over what happened in the fight again. Jordan laughs about Jeff calling him a fu**ing dork. Jeff goes off about how Russell talks a big game but knows they can't do anything in the house, what is he acting tough for? he shows off while he works out, relax! has Jordan ever seen Jeff work out without his shirt on? no, because he doesn't need to show off. Jordan asks Jeff if he thinks the story Russell told about being paralyzed before is true? Jeff says no but he'd like to paralyze him right now...Jordan says "don't say that"...feeds switch off J&J… Hammock Talk Part 2 7:32-7:46pm Feeds switch over to Jeff & Jordan who are still laying in the hammock. They are still talking game, at first it is hard to hear them because of overhead noise and chatter from the other HG's in the yard. Jeff starts telling the story of when Jessie and his team were deciding who they were going put up on the block and he told them he was cool with Jordan & Lydia, he told them he was there for them whenever they needed him and then they went ahead and said he didn't make an effort to branch out. Jordan says Jessie acts like he doesn't want to get to know anybody, it's all about him and himself and his body. Jeff knows. Jordan points out that Jeff is looking at her and licking his lip...Jeff says it's because he's a chapstick whore, to take it easy, she's got the junkie too (?)...they laugh. Jordan says if everything goes their way they are taking over...Jeff just hopes Lydia stays strong, she's the key to victory...Jordan doesn't think she will turn on them...Jeff doesn't think so either but she's acting pretty chummy with them...Jordan says maybe it's an act, she can't put on an act when she's made, she says that she's biting her fingernails all the time now...Jeff says he does too, he hasn't cut them in so long because he can't stand the noise of the clippers...Jordan needs to shower but doesn't feel like it. They talk about the athletes clique and how if they win, they can't get Jeff out, they must be so mad about that. Jeff says Natalie would have won the comp anyways so he doesn't know what Russell is going on about. They talk about Ronnie and how it's good they have him but he's too obvious...Jeff says he needs to relax a little. Jordan says she trusts Ronnie but not Russell, she would even swear on something to him and then go back on her word...Jeff says he doesn't think Russell will trust her now....Jordan says yeah, when he sees her with Jeff...Jeff gazes at Jordan...Jordan says "I don't care"...Jeff says "well thanks for talking to me cuz I wasn't going to talk to you"...Jordan says "why? you asshole!"...Jeff says "I didn't want you to get in trouble so thank you for talking to me"  :) Jeff says he didn't know...Jordan says "you were my friend before"...Jeff says he just didn't know if she wanted to play...feeds switch over to the kitchen where Ronnie is walking outside towards Jeff & Jordan, he tells them he's going to cry and he's mad but "they're" watching so he can't tell them right now, he starts pacing back and forth in the BY and Jeff is confused, lol. Jordan explains what he said...they laugh about how they are gone from this game...as Ronnie approaches them again, Jeff says that it's a smart move on their part to take Lydia off the block. Ronnie tells them "guys, do yourselves a favor, don't trust Lydia", he walks away again...Jeff says "see, I knew it, you're right Ronnie, I hear you, I told you"...Jeff says "she sold us out to get that veto"...feeds switch off of them and come back a couple of minutes later... They continue talking game to Ronnie who is telling them more about Lydia. Jordan says Russell tried to turn Michele against Jeff. Jordan wants to say something to Lydia now, she wants to tell her the others are playing her. Jeff says they'll have a chance to talk to her, she's not going to just not talk to them, after being best friends in the house and now she just flipped? Jeff says if she flipped, he'll be pissed. They talk more about Lydia. Jordan says she can normally read people well, Jordan wishes Russell hadn't won the POV...Jeff says he would have tried more if he had known this would have happened....Jordan asks if he didn't try? Jeff says he did but not really, now he knows why Russell was so excited when he won the POV. Jordan thinks she will be gone before Jeff. Jeff says if Lydia flipped the script...Jordan says Jeff needs to go talk to her and not her...Jeff says she got her head filled all day...Jordan tells Jeff to inform Lydia of what has been going on...Jeff says he will tell her that they're doing this for her...Jordan is concerned about next week, Jeff says they need to worry about this week...Jordan says she is stressing, she's thinking ahead and if Chima stays, she's gone...they both don't want Russell winning next week, Jordan says she doesn't think Jessie deserved it either… Hammock Talk Part 3 7:46-8pm They continue talking game...Jeff thinks the next HOH is going to be a brains competition, someone that you lease expect it will win...Jordan thinks Ronnie is going to win, Jeff hopes so. Jordan shows Jeff her chipped nail polish and they compare nails. Jordan thinks Jeff's nails are small for a guy. Jeff is getting sick of the same stuff being talked about, he asks where Braden is? is he talking to "them"...Jordan says she can't even talk to them, they talk about Natalie...Braden pops out of the sliding door to ask them if they want some chicken, Jeff says yes and thanks...Jeff asks Jordan if she saw Lydia peek out to see who was outside and then went back in...Jordan thinks they're overanalyzing stuff...Jeff raises his voice and says "why would she come out here?"...silence...Jordan says "I don't know!"...Jeff says if Lydia cried and felt bad that people didn't like her for no reason then imagine if she gave someone a reason, he'll make her cry for real, imagine if she flips. They talk about Laura and how she's on the other side, Jeff says he hates Laura, well not hate but...Jordan asks Jeff who she would put up if he won HOH...Jeff isn't sure, he says to not get all crazy, let's focus on this week...Jeff asks who Jordan would put up, she says all 3 people on his team. Jeff says it should be that way, you know?...Jordan says Jeff says "you know" a lot, it's like Bobby's World, Jeff agrees and says sometimes he rambles and just needs re-confirmation of what he's saying. Feeds switch to the bathroom...feeds switch back to J&J a couple of minutes later... They start talking about Natalie again, Jeff says she's such a dork and he's happy he called her out earlier...Jordan wonders if they (N&J) mess around up there? Jeff doesn't know but even if they don't, if he was her boyfriend he wouldn't be happy, they're like a fu**ing married couple, for eg when Jeff asks Jessie what's up? out of nowhere Natalie will answer for him and Jeff wonders where the f**k did she come from...does she have a hand up his back like a puppet, STFU! Jeff ends it with "you know what I mean?"...Jordan giggles and says "quit saying you know what I mean, you've said it like 3 times"...Jeff says alright, if she calls him out one more time he's getting out of there, when he gets in the moment he has to say that to reiterate it to the person that is listening...Jordan laughs...Jeff says that sometimes Jordan doesn't know what he means so he has to say "you know what I mean" because she's like "no, I don't"...Jordan keeps laughing...Jeff says maybe that is why he's saying it (more) because talking to her, half of it she doesn't understand, the other half she doesn't listen to so he's just rambling and she'll say "what did you say?"...Jordan says "oh geez". They rock back and forth quietly, Jordan says she guesses it's just them two out there talking tonight...Jeff knows, he says they're just fu**ing outcasts...Jordan says they will stand their ground...Jeff says he thinks they have a good thing working...Jordan thinks so...Jeff says it's their only option...Jordan thinks Ronnie might have some good tricks up his sleeve though. Jeff says he needs to pull a rabbit out of a hat...Jordan says they need to start picking the bad eggs out...Jeff says cuz they're ruining the salad (huh? lol)...Jordan laughs and makes fun of people who eat eggs in the morning that are nasty...Jeff says he ate some of Jordan's eggs...Jordan asks if they were good?...Jeff says they were good, for real... Casey comes outside and there is a little interaction with him, Casey says anyone that puts up Jordan should feel bad because she doesn't do nothing to anyone, she might be a quiet schemer though...Jordan gets nervous about Russell being outside and hearing that convo about her not being put up...Jordan says Russell lost his tanning buddy... Jeff (with a noisy splashing Casey in the background) says to Jordan "you're so cute staying on my side for no reason"...Jordan says huh?...Jeff repeats "I said you're so cute staying on my side for no reason"...Jordan high fives Jeff and says "thanks"...Jeff says "I appreciate it"...Jordan says "you're welcome buddy"...Jeff smiles at her...Jordan says "you were already going to be on my team anyways before we even talked about it, you know?"...Jeff says "yeah" Jordan reiterates that she didn't think it was a good thing that Casey said that in front of Russell (about not putting her up)...Jeff says they probably said every single person in the house would be put up...they discuss who is strong willed, who they would use and pick off...Jordan says Russell pulled her aside and asked her who male & female she would put up if she was HOH...Jordan doesn't think she can trust him and told Lydia as much. Hammock Talk Part 4 8-8:06pm They continue talking game... Jordan tells Jeff that she told Ronnie that Russell wants him out but she wants Jessie and Natalie out, if Jessie and Russell are put up and one wins the power of veto, then one will go and she would put up Natalie as the replacement, she would prefer a guy go over her...Jeff says right, if Russell was on the block he would go home because people don't trust him and would want him gone...Jordan says she knows Chima and Natalie are like this (close), Natalie told her that Chima is pissed at her...Jeff says she's such a liar...Jordan says she doesn't want an 18 yr old winning half a million dollars...Jeff says "dude, she's not gonna win, Jessie would throw her right out, you think he'd let her win or something?"...Jordan says she wants him out, she doesn't trust him at all...Jeff says he wants his whole team out...Jordan says how many mirrors can they get in there?...Jeff says he probably just stays in his room and flexes  ...Jordan says "look at my muscles"...Jordan says that Jessie was telling her about how he needed to go on a diet and she was like are you fu**ing kidding me? are you serious? does he want some of her fat? Jordan giggles and Jeff smiles. Jordan pats Jeff's hand and says she can't wait until elimination night, do they have the votes?...Jeff says for Lydia they do...Jordan says for Braden they don't...Jeff says they have time after the Veto ceremony...Jordan says they're good (then)...Jordan says she can't wait until Jessie has to come down, he lives in that HOH room...Jeff says yeah and they say he segregates himself from everyone?...Jordan says they're referring to her, him, Lydia...Jeff says but they were outside sitting with the others. Jordan says that this morning she was going to come up to him and blow (a raspberry) on his face but she didn't...Jeff says she should have :) ...Jordan says she thought he would get pissed...Jeff says "that would have been nice" :) Jordan says she'll do things like that in front of the others just to get them going, like squeezing Jeff's butt, she doesn't know...Jeff says "squeeze my butt? my little butt?"...Jordan talks about how she shouldn't have gone to sleep and then she says she can't stand people that ride the fence, just make a decision, her strategy was to lay low but now she can't...Jeff says me too, he wanted two people to blow up at each other and he'd ride the middle...Jordan giggles and says said the same...Jeff says he didn't really have a strategy, he said that you never know what's going to happen in there and look what happened...Jordan knows, Russell just had something for Jeff...Jeff says maybe he had a hard-on for him... Jordan says she doesn't know, she hopes that Lydia didn't say anything...Jeff says she had to to try and save herself, why wouldn't she talk to them all day? she feels bad about something...Jordan says for Jeff to talk to her...Jeff says he will, he'll ask her what's up? he won't tell her shit though...they talk about what Jeff should say to Lydia...Jordan says that Laura is playing both sides too...feeds switch out… Hammock Talk Part 5 8:16-8:34pm Jeff is sitting having a smoke, he amuses himself by making smoke rings with his cigarette.... Feeds switch out and return 4 minutes later with Jeff and Jordan sitting on the hammock again...Jordan is saying something about her wanting to go out just one night...Jeff says not to worry because at this rate they might be going out soon, sooner than she thinks LOL Jordan says no, if they're the first people out nobody will remember them...Jeff says no one will know who the hell they are...Jordan says Jeff has a career, she doesn't, you know how bad that will suck? Jordan asks what day it is? Saturday? you know what she would be doing right now? she would have to be at work by 5 or 6 working until 2am, going home, sleeping until 11 or 12, working at 6 on Sunday night, Monday is her day off, then Tues/Wednesday salon days then Thursday to Sunday same thing...no life. Jordan says when she would get cut early she would go out to a couple of bars which is bad, she's always in her work clothes too...Jeff says he knows, he was a server too for a long time, sleep all day, party all night, let people come over after work, always drinking...Jordan says her hair is always pulled up, make up smeared, people must think she's always in the same clothes...Jeff says but they know. Jordan asks where Jeff worked?...Jeff says all over, when he was out in LA he was a server, in college he was a server...Jordan asks if he liked it? Jeff says no...Jordan doesn't either...Jeff says it's quick money, good money if you work at a good place, he got tired of people, can I get this? can I get that? he knows he's their waiter but dude, relax LOL...Jordan giggles... Jeff says he tried his best but there's always assholes...Jordan says "oh yeah"...Jeff says it's tough, everyone should be a server...Jordan knows, then you understand how it is, she's a good tipper...Jeff says he is too, even if they suck he tips good...Jordan says if she goes out on a date with a guy and he tips bad she feels embarrassed...Jeff knows...Jordan makes a joke about Jeff agreeing that he hates going out with guys that leave bad tips...:) Jordan says she hates that, sometimes she thinks she overtips and when she's drunk it's worse, if her bill is $22 then she will tip $22...Jeff says he doesn't tip that much, that's ridiculous...Jordan says if she knows them (she will)...Jeff says oh yeah like when he goes to his buddy's restaurant he'll double what they charge him cuz they don't charge him anything...Jordan says she hates when guys brag about being a VIP...Jeff laughs saying "showoffs I hate that"...Jordan says or when they say they gotcha because they know the owner...Jeff says he goes to his buddy's restaurants a lot so he's cool...Jordan says yeah, he must not go to clubs because he's like 30. Jeff says he doesn't really like them, he hasn't done a (dance) club in forever...Jordan giggles. Jeff starts whispering about Russell saying he's bragging about being a fighter...Jordan says she served a UFC fighter but she didn't know who it was...Jeff explains the difference between UFC, MMA, he's not a pro fighter...Jordan says is it kind of like when someone models and they say they're a "model"...Jeff says that's why he never said anything about him modeling, when Braden asked him what agency he was with in LA he told him but he said it to him in passing, did she ever hear him once say he modeled? Jordan says no, she didn't know it until...Jeff says until fu**ing dickhead (Russell) said it in the fight earlier, who the f**k told him that?...Jordan says she didn't even know, how did they find out?...Jeff says he said it in passing, he told Braden he was with Auto/Otto (??) Models, he did commercials, people think when they hear model, they think runway, he doesn't do that...Jordan says she hates when people on TV say they're models, Jeff shouldn't tell people that...Jeff says that's why he never tells that part of his life, he never does, he swears to God, even people back home that watch him will say that he never tells people that, they'll say why don't you tell people you're an actor? but he's not! he rolls his eyes when his buddy's point out that he's an actor. Jordan says that's what Russell does...Jeff says he's not pro, he says he fights local but all his buddies fight local, they're real fighters and one he knows that does fight UFC is the nicest guy in the whole world and you would never know except he looks like one...Jordan says their noses are so different, is that why Russell's ears are weird? Jeff says that's from wrestling, from rubbing against the mat...Jeff talks a little about his buddy Tony that fights... Jordan asks if they have cameras in all the mirrors?...Jeff doesn't think so they have moving cameras...Jeff says they should have a jungle gym out there or a pull up bar...Jordan wonders where everyone is?...Jeff laughs saying it's just Braden in there...Jordan says now that she's with him when she walks in the spotlight will be on her...Jeff says he kind of likes that they don't have to talk to them now, usually he has to make an effort to talk...Jordan says they're good, they just have to get rid of 3 more people...Jeff says "I just like who I like" :) Jordan says if they get rid of 3/4 people they will make it to the end...Jeff nods and says it gets hard then because you like people...Jordan says she knows but they have to get rid of 4 cockroaches LOL Jeff agrees… Hammock Talk Part 6 8:34-8:37pm They continue chatting... Jordan says she would like to come back and see what's it like on the outside of BB, in LA, cuz she's never come out this far and now she just wants to see what's it like, restaurants, clubs and sightseeing...Jeff says LA is very diverse...Jordan says Charlotte isn't, has Jeff been there?...Jeff says no, he's had a layover there :)...Jordan says she's never been to Chicago...Jeff asks if the mud is red in Charlotte (huh? LOL)...Jordan doesn't think so, maybe some of it...Jeff doesn't know why but he remembers that...Jordan says maybe some of it's red but she hasn't dug in the dirt in a long time Jordan says she likes Charlotte but sometimes she wants to move though, after this it kind of makes her think she wants to see what's out there...Jeff says LA is fun...Jordan says but after this she wants to finish school so she can get a real job and then she can just get up and move, she doesn't want to move somewhere else and just be a server somewhere...Jeff knows what she means...Jeff says he said the same thing, if he moves again he'd have to have a job ready because he was doing the same shit, he moved and he was a server, he did everything in LA, he worked at retail stores, a server, washed windows on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills with a company, it was definitely humbling because everyone is so rich and has so much money, he'd wear his shorts with a tight shirt that said LA Window Guys and he'd be like (dorkyface)...Jordan laughs... Jeff says it was boiling hot and he'd be hungover and he'd be doing these multi-million dollar stores...Jordan asks how old Jeff was? Just says "when I lived out here...' the audio cuts and the feeds switch but Jeff mouths that he was 24/25... Jeff & Jordan have their first of many backyard talks 11:44-11:54pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFSptOkKmTQ&list=UUhhvsnKbYdxwDigf2VYrO9A&feature=c4-overview Jeff & Braden are outside talking when Braden decides he wants to get in the the hottub and goes inside to change. Jordan then joins Jeff just before the 11:44pm mark, she brings her soft, turquoise comforter with her.  :) She smiles at Jeff as she approaches and Jeff asks her "what's up?"...Jordan says she's in the worst mood...Jeff asks if it's because of Lydia?...Jordan says yeah but then asks if Jeff wants some covers...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says she is clean now...she sits down and covers them both. Lots of game talk... Jordan starts by saying she was talking with Lydia and Jessie and says"he is such a fu**ing douchebag, doucheBAG! give him a mirror and let him stare at it too"...Jordan says she went upstairs and asked them if they had something to talk to her about, that Jessie always has something smart to say to make you feel stupid... Jordan says Jessie said he was naked right now but he had a towel on, so what's the difference since he walks around there with his top off...Jordan says she was sticking up for Jeff :) and that they need to talk to him...they said they've tried and that Jeff had a chance to voice his opinion and save Lydia & Jordan from being on the block...Jeff asks if she laughed in their face...Jordan says no, she wants them to believe she believes them...Jeff says WOW! (can't believe what he's hearing)...Jordan says she told them she felt someone in the house was stirring up lies, they wanted examples so Jordan told them that someone told Michele that Jeff was going to put her up on the block and that wasn't the case...Jordan says that Jeff never said he wanted Michele directly up...Jordan says that they said Jeff could have saved her & Lydia...Jeff says Jordan wasn't even mentioned in the conversation and how could he have saved Lydia when they never told him who was going up...Jeff says "oh my God man". Jordan mentions she didn't know about the faux alliance between her, Jeff, Jessie, Natalie & Lydia and that they said Jeff didn't even tell her...Jeff explains how Jordan did know about that, he talked to Jessie about it remember? Jordan then realizes what they meant and she says she told them she didn't know...Jeff says "dummy" and then Jordan says hey, she was sticking up for him up there...Jeff knows and pinches her cheek...Jordan says she then walked out and they were talking amongst themselves so she knows they were talking about her...Jeff says "you're dead"...Jordan knows and anticipates being put up if they take Lydia off the block...Jordan says she was about to cry. Jeff says "dude, they twist everything so hard"...Jordan says she does not like Jessie at all, he talks to her like he's her father...Jordan says if Chima goes it will be good but she's stressing out...Jeff can't believe they flipped Lydia...Jordan says they told her that her and Jeff were a strong team...Jeff says they're blowing smoke up her ass...Jeff says he doesn't believe a word they say and that Lydia is a fu**ing snake...Jordan goes over the convo they had in the HOH room once again and then says she just wanted to get her blanket and sit out there (with Jeff)...Jeff says it's fu**ing amazing, amazing (referring to the spin they're creating)...Casey has come outside and is smoking. Jordan lays her head down on Jeff's arm briefly Jeff smiles...Jordan tells Jeff some line Natalie fed her and then Jeff says he needs to talk to them because they think they can smooth talk Jordan...Jordan says while laying her head down again "I'm just mad, I'm gonna cry"...Jeff tsks and says "don't worry, I'll talk to them"...Jeff says he can't believe they make up shit, he's going to call them out on all of it...Jordan points out that Jeff has sparkles on his arm, she thinks it's from her :) Jordan says to Casey that wouldn't it be better if they could dim the lights a little so it wasn't so bright...Casey says he's a man that likes dim lights that's for sure...Jeff says "put on some softies"...Jordan says "do you like Sade?"...Casey nods yes...Jordan says "I bet you make love to that"... Braden joins them and Jeff goes off about how he can't wait for people to watch the events and how they transpired on TV, they will be exactly to a tee how he said they happened...Jeff says he went up to the HOH to be nice because he cooked tuna for everyone, he should have never gone up there and then they pawned everything off on him, they asked him what he would do if he was HOH, they never asked him to protect anyone, they never told him who was going up, they talked for 30 seconds cuz he was running to get the tuna, he was up there for maybe 3 minutes max...Jeff says "you know how many times I was a nice guy in my life to the wrong people and I just fu**ing took it in the ass?"...Jeff says people sometimes say he's an asshole and he says "really? you save the heartache...and then you try and give people the benefit of the doubt and they flip the script on you dude?" Jeff says "I fu**ing wish I poisoned that fu**ing tuna"...Jordan laughs...Jeff says to them "not your pieces" LOL Jeff wanted to give them Ex-Lax tuna so they'd be shitting themselves LOL Jordan says her comforter must be so dirty, she drags it around everywhere like it's her child...Casey says Jeff will make up with them...Jeff says really? who will make up?...Casey says all 3 men on his team have strong personalities and a lot of pride...Jeff says he won't make up with Russell, too much shit has happened...Jeff gets up to get some water and notices the others are all sitting at the table, he says he'd like to go in there right now... BY Talk continued 11:54-11:59 PM Jeff gets up to get some water from the BY fridge and says he feels like going inside and talking to the group...Casey says that Natalie is in there talking about some cops busting her nose, LOL...Jeff says he wants to go in there and just tell them what really went down (toona-gate)...Jeff explains that he told Michele that he said to put up the person that fell 1st or 2nd and Michele told him that was understandable and logical...Jordan speaks up saying she is going home, she knows she is, Lydia will be taken off the block and she will go up in "Keesha's" place, or whatever her name is.  :P Casey starts to laugh and says "KeeshaChimaLibra?"...Jordan says she knows it...Jeff says "you're not going anywhere"...Braden walks out saying "that's not possible, I'm destined".... Jeff sits back down next to Jordan...Jordan complains to Casey that she doesn't like the way Jessie talks to her, he talks down to her sometimes, like she's an idiot...she asks Casey if he talks to him like that?...Casey says no but he's tall. LOL Casey says he's sorry to hear that, all this shit sucks...Jordan says she can't go in there and be nice to them...Jeff says he is going to go in there and say something...Jordan says not to because then it will cause her drama...Jeff says he can speak for himself...Jordan tells Casey about the conversation she had with Jessie & Natalie prior to coming outside, how Jessie was such a douchebag, he should go get a mirror and pose, drink his muscle shakes and camp out in his room with his new BFF...Jeff says "that was a verbal lashing" ha! Braden says every room him and Jeff walk into everyone leaves...Jeff says they think they can talk down to her and not one of them has approached him to talk about things, they are making up stories about things he did not say, they haven't faced him yet, that's why he should go in there right now...Jordan continues venting to Casey about the convo with Jessie again saying how Jeff didn't protect Jordan or Lydia...Jeff goes off about how many people can be on the block? What is this Fantasy Land? :P (Yes, Jeff it kind of is!)  Jeff says he threw Jordan, Lydia, Chima & Michele under the bus (apparently), there are only 2 people on the block so how did he railroad four people?....Jeff says "is everyone taking crazy motherfu**Ing pills or what?" for real! is this real!? it's not humanly possible! like Jeff came out with eight arms, like an octopus"....they all laugh...