Jeff Schroeder and Jordyn Lloyd can't contain their happiness! Just one day after the Big Brother alums dropped two bombshells -- that they secretly got married and are expecting their first child together -- in a YouTube video, the newlyweds were still beaming over the exciting announcement in an exclusive ET interview. “So I'm three months pregnant," Lloyd, 29, gushed. "It was really hard keeping it a secret. None of my girlfriends in Charlotte [North Carolina] knew that I was pregnant or that we even got married." "I first found out I was pregnant on February 22," she continued. "I had a feeling about it. I wasn't sure. I took a pregnancy test, it came out positive, I didn't believe it! So, I woke him up at 7 o'clock in the morning, crying." "I was crying, because my mind was in wedding-mode," she explained. "I was all about prepping for the wedding. The next week, I was going to try on wedding dresses with this lady, and I was so excited. And then, it was just like... boom, baby." But now, she's ecstatic to be a mom, and even shared her baby's first sonogram exclusively with ET! The couple was planning on having a destination wedding in Mexico in September. "I was so excited, we had 356 people we invited," Lloyd dished. "It was going to be a big celebration." Those plans changed when they found out they were expecting and they decided to tie the knot a few months early at a courthouse in Beverly Hills, California. "Now, since [we're having a] baby, we can plan for next year," Lloyd said. Read the rest of the article here: http://www.etonline.com/news/186284_big_brother_stars_jeff_schroeder_jordan_lloyd_share_baby_first_sonogram_pic_exclusive/

By Cara Sprunk April 6, 2016 Congratulations all around! Reality TV couple extraordinaire Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd exclusively tell Us Weekly that they quietly married last month, weeks after finding out they are expecting! The couple — who have appeared on Big Brother, The Amazing Race and Marriage Boot Camp — were planning a wedding in Mexico for September 24, but their plans abruptly changed when Lloyd found out she was pregnant on February 22. Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd “I was not expecting it!” the 29-year-old exclusively tells Us. “My mind was completely on wedding mode and not on baby mode — was not expecting babies for like another two years, and, yeah, so then that’s what happened.” “It definitely threw us through a loop, and we were kind of like, ‘Well, we need to figure this out, because the baby is going to be born October 20,’ and I don’t want to be walking down the aisle nine months pregnant, and my dress won’t fit,” the Big Brother season 11 winner says. “I said, ‘Why don’t we go on ahead and go to the courthouse, and make it legal?’” she continues. “And I’m more traditional anyway, so I was like, ‘I want our baby to have our same last name on the birth certificate too.’ So I was like, ‘Let’s just go on ahead and get married, and then we’ll have the baby, and then next year we’ll have a wedding ceremony with all of our friends.’” Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd attend BODY at ESPYs at Milk Studios on July 14, 2015. On the first available date at the courthouse — March 15 — the two, who got engaged on season 16 of Big Brother in 2014, headed to the Beverly Hills courthouse to tie the knot with a handful of friends as their witnesses. “It actually was pretty nice,” Schroeder says. “I wore my tuxedo that I wore to Lance Bass’ wedding, so I had that in the closet to wear; Jordan wore a cute little wedding dress, and afterward, we were like movie stars. We went to the Beverly Hills Hotel and had lunch, and then, at night, we went and got massages, and then we went to Mastro’s in Malibu for dinner. We lived the life that day.” They still have another big milestone to celebrate next week, when they find out the gender of the baby. “I hope it’s a girl! That’s all I want, is a healthy girl,” Lloyd tells Us. “I’m around guys all the time!” Learning the gender of their baby will give them something to celebrate, since the newlyweds had to cancel on a Dirty Pop at Sea cruise in the Caribbean that they were planning on for next week. Jeff Schroeder proposes to his girlfriend Jordan Lloyd, at the BIG BROTHER house, in 2014. “We were supposed to go on this cruise with Lance Bass, and we were supposed to leave Saturday, and that was kind of a babymoon for us, but we can’t go now because of the Zika virus,” Schroeder explains. “The doctor was like, ‘It’s not a good idea,’” Lloyd adds. “It’s not worth risking the health of the baby for a week of fun.” The virus, which has been spreading around the world since the first confirmed infection in Brazil, has been linked to a birth defect of the brain called microcephaly. To see more about Jeff and Jordan’s pregnancy experience, check out their YouTube channel. https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-moms/news/jordan-lloyd-is-pregnant-and-married-to-jeff-schroeder-w201709/

Jordan's Instagram Q&A jessvess Haters gonna hate, I guess. And I suppose that's their prerogative. I just don't see why anyone would waste their energy on something so small. I think endorsements are a great way to use the celebrity that you've earned and I don't see anything wrong with you making an income off of that, whether you disclose it or not. It's really no one's business either way. Anyway, thanks for sharing about the products that you're using and seeing results with. I've been looking for a teeth whitening solution. I have sensitive teeth though. Would this product be okay? bbjordanlloyd@jessvess ❤️❤️...your so sweet! I have used almost every teeth whitening kit out there. I'm obsessed. I started bleaching my teeth a looooong time ago b/c my sister is in the dental field. My teeth are super sensitive & it doesn't matter what I try I still have that sensitive feeling, I just don't leave it on as long & I use sensodyne right after, and it really helps me with the sensitivity. varneyrc Jordan I love every time you tell us about a product it is a big help in finding things that really work. These company's are very lucky to have such a beautiful person representing there products.. Keep them coming girl ..if only they could make me look as great as you ..wishful thinking ha bbjordanlloyd@varneyrc your the best! Thank you for always being so kind! zachmister32Your so awesome Jordan! Your also really pretty and your teeth are so white! How long do you leave it on for because my teeth are sensitive as well! And it was awesome seeing you on big brother! I hope this year the twist is a recurring player comes back and they pick you!!!! bbjordanlloyd@zachmister32 aww thank you!! With any bleaching kit, I used to leave it on for 20-30 minutes. My teeth are super sensitive, so as soon as my tooth starts to tingle I take it out. Normally it's about 15 minutes max. For me, it's my same bottom teeth that gets sensitive. If your bleaching you have to use sensodyne toothpaste. It helps but that sensitive feeling never goes away uselman_carsonJordan will you please comment back? I'm a huge fan of yours and it would mean so much to me if you would comment back!! I loved watching you on bb11 and bb13 and I'm watching you now on marriage boot camp. You're so awesome and I'm from nc too! You're always so nice and you're so funny and you're a great role model! Please comment back I'm a huge fan of you and Jeff!! @bbjordanlloyd bbjordanlloyd@uselman_carson thank you for the kind words!!! How are you liking MarriageBootcamp?? It's a crazy season. daniellelc8@bbjordanlloyd ahhh, I am getting this!!! Thanks for giving us the lowdown. You are the best bbjordanlloyd@daniellelc8 your welcome jessvessThank you so much for the response, Jordan!! That's great advice. I really haven't whitened my teeth in years because of fear of sensitivity pains. I will have to get some sensodyne and give one a try! bbjordanlloyd@jessvess you will still have a sensitive feeling but as soon as your teeth start tingling take it out and brush with sensodyne maxnsam1Thank you, Jordan for sharing new products with us. Love that you keep us informed of what is new and innovative on the market. Please continue as you are such a beautiful spokeswoman for the products you represent. If there are those who are not interested, it would be best if they'd keep their pessimistic views to themselves, as they certainly do not speak for the rest of us and you do not need anyone telling you what you should or should not do. I'm thinking of trying this teeth whitening kit, and also the SimplySpoiledBeauty, as I also have melasma. You have the most beautiful smile and your skin always looks flawless. Those reasons sell the products for me. Endorsing products is a great way to use your celebrity. Love, love, love MBC. It's the highlight of my Fridays, and ALWAYS look forward to you and Jeff periscoping with us each Wednesday. Wishing you the best in life because you are so deserving of good things. xo bbjordanlloyd@maxnsam1 ❤️❤️..marriage Bootcamp is very entertaining! Lots of drama..haha..thanks for watching! uselman_carsonI love watching it! And yes it is a crazy season for sure!! You and Jeff are my favorite couple on the show. I love how y'all stay out of all the drama. You two are a great couple and y'all always make me laugh! Congratulations on your engagement, Jeff's proposal was awesome and so so sweet! You're going to make a beautiful bride!! @bbjordanlloyd bbjordanlloyd@uselman_carson thank you your so sweet!! I haven't found my dress yet but I got an idea of what I want! bbjordanlloyd@uselman_carson thank you. Jeff did a great job! ohbigbrothahow fast do you get the results? @bbjordanlloyd ohbigbrothai'm a huge fan of you! i loved watching you on big brother and was happy to see you back on tv with MBC and thanks for sharing these great products with us bbjordanlloyd@ohbigbrotha aww thank you!! MBC was fun and stressful but glad I did the show...about the results, I think everyone's different. For me, I feel like I see results right after, but I have been bleaching my teeth since I was 16. I think it depends on the shade of your teeth & when you start. In the kit, you get a shade chart so you can match your color. When I started bleaching my teeth for the very first time, I did it twice a week for 2-3 weeks, then I would bleach my teeth once every week or 2. Once you build up to the color you want, then you can bleach once a month or 3 weeks. That's what worked for me but everyone's different. tmoneyfb24Jordan quick question. How long would it take for them to ship it to your home? BTW your smile looks so beautiful bbjordanlloyd@tmoneyfb24 umm I think it was like 4-6 days. Wasn't long at all ag_lax2020Is it like instant results or is it over time you will notice. bbjordanlloyd@ag_lax2020 I think everyone's different. I have been bleaching my teeth since I was 16 so I feel like I see instant results b/c my teeth are already white. If someone's new to bleaching it will probably take time. marmoo24Soooo pretty Loving u and Jeff on Boot Camp ❤️ bbjordanlloyd@marmoo24 thank you! jessvessI have really enjoyed MBC, too! I had never seen it before this season. Honestly, I only started watching because I heard you & Jeff would be on. It seems like you guys received some good relationship advice on how to be more vulnerable and transparent in your communication. I hope you will continue to intentionally apply what you learned and continue to show each other the love and respect and fun that you have built your relationship on from the start. You two make for great tv!! I would happily watch a "newlyweds" type show of just you and Jeff! And I also like the Periscope chats. It's so fun how you guys invite the fans into your journey! bbjordanlloyd@jessvess Bootcamp was the best decision we did. We never had any major problems (as you see on the show) but small things that needed to be worked out. Sometimes small problems can turn into big problems. We still use our tools we learned and everything's great! Thank you for watching and listening on periscope!! I love that! ohbigbrothaokay thank you!! it means a lot you talk to people who comment to you also very happy for you and jeff on your engagement also, who are you going for this season on big brother? bbjordanlloyd@ohbigbrotha thank you...honestly I haven't even watched the videos of the new cast. (Jeffs still getting on to me about not watching his interviews last week..haha). I have only seen cast pictures so I don't know yet. I usually go for the honest, loyal, sweet people. ag_lax2020You are so pretty and I loved watching you in big brother. bbjordanlloyd@ag_lax2020 thank you! uselman_carsonWhat is periscope? What do you and Jeff talk about on it? I've never heard of it before @bbjordanlloyd bbjordanlloyd@uselman_carson I'm new to it. But it's connected to your Twitter account. It's a live broadcast. We do it every Wednesday and talk about marriage Bootcamp. Se of your friends might know how to do it. I'm still learning traburrisI'm so glad you respond back. Y'all have always been my favorite and after watching episodes of Marriage Bootcamp that have aired so far, I have been stressed for y'all but I'm glad you came away from the experience positive. bbjordanlloyd@traburris it was a great experience! Glad we did it. We were nervous at first. colmc6510Hi Jordan, I am ordering this. I need to do something. Unfortunately, I am a coffee drinker & you know what that does. Since, I usually only go 2x a year I'm admit it to dentist for a cleaning & whitener, I what to do something at home myself because the caffeine really stains my teeth. Your teeth are so white & you look beautiful so I am gonna order this product. I am loving Y'll on MCB & the periscopes that you & Jeff do. Jeff did a great job on the interviews you should check it out. I really think you will really like James & Da'Vonne. I get good vibes from them, but of course seeing everyone interact in the house & setting you will really see that person. I hope you guys have a great week & look forward to this weeks periscope. bbjordanlloyd@colmc6510 that's why I bleach because I drink coffee every morning! Is this your first time bleaching? Please send me before and after photos. I want to see everyone's results. I am excited about Wednesday. I can't believe big brothers already starting again. A year goes by so fast! julie.ann21@bbjordanlloyd how often do you use it? bbjordanlloyd@julie.ann21 for me personally, I have been bleaching my teeth since I was 16 so I only use it once a month or every 3 weeks. My teeth are the shade I want already so I don't have to bleach often cyndiyung12I just ordered the Sparkle White Kit. Can't wait to try it. bbjordanlloyd@cyndiyung12 yay! Tag me in your before & after photos! Love seeing everyone's results dee_pittman2013@bbjordanlloyd I'm so happy to see you conversating with complete strangers. I've followed you and Jeff on marriage boot camp since i love yall and it makes me love you even more. Your not nosey at all and let people do there thing! keep it up I was nervous that yalls relationship was in trouble but it looks like yall made it through alright bbjordanlloyd@dee_pittman2013 thank you!!..our relationship wasn't in trouble we just had small issues (as you can see on the Bootcamp..haha) but so happy I did the show. Definitely learned a lot from MBC.thank you for watching!! kerry0629@bbjordanlloyd do you know if it safe to use on cosmetic dental work ( veneers)during the process? I would love to get the teeth beside the veneers to match a lot more better. bbjordanlloyd@kerry0629 I would ask your dentist. I'm not sure how that works calibugsyrizWould you and Jeff ever consider doing Survivor: Blood vs. Water??? Say yes. Say yes!!! bbjordanlloyd@calibugsyriz Jeff would but I would be terrible on survivor with not eating & it's all puzzles. I can't do a puzzle to save my life..haha singingmary100Jordan, you have the kindest heart. You are taking time to respond to your admirers. You have no idea how much that means to people and makes their day. I just wanted to say that. Thank you for being the special and beautiful person you are. You and Jeff are truly loved. Have an awesome day sweet girl!! bbjordanlloyd@singingmary100 aww thank you!! your always so kind sydneyl_2001You guys should do survivor! It would be a lot of fun! Come back to Norris City soon @bbjordanlloyd bbjordanlloyd@sydneyl_2001 oh my Sydney, I would die on there..haha I hate bugs, I wouldn't last eating rice, and I can't do puzzles..haha hope all is well!! Enjoy your summer! Tell your family hey!! knouaseSince ur a answering questions I had one for this weeks periscope but sometimes I can't always get in to ask. First let me say I'm loving u both on MBC and it takes a lot for u guys to open yourselves up like that for the world to see and to me that shows a lot of confidence which is what my question is about. Did u always struggle with self confidence growing up or do u think it's something that happened more as a result of being in the public eye? You are a special person that has changed so many people's lives in ways u may never know and u should be very proud of urself. bbjordanlloyd@knouase great question! Yes, I always struggled with self confidence growing up. I think being sorta kinda in the public eye makes it worse b/c people are constantly analyzing you & sometimes mean comments. It took me until recently to start feeling confident. I think overtime w/ growing up & maturing will make you more confident. Little things that used to bother me don't. I don't have time for negative people & if they say things bad about me, I don't care because I can honestly say I'm content & happy w/myself & life. Jeff has helped make me a better person. His positivity is contagious..haha bbjordanlloyd@knouase thank you for the kind words!! jessalynb1987Are you going to get licensed in Cali? bbjordanlloyd@jessalynb1987 if Cali becomes my permanent address jessalynb1987That makes sense. Are you guys any closer to picking a venue? I feel like that would be the toughest part bbjordanlloyd@jessalynb1987 I think we're doing a destination wedding!! I have an idea of where I want the wedding but nothing's booked yet. pwillia1221I love that you share products you have tried and like. You have mentioned a couple I was interested in for myself and others I have purchased for my daughter. I am so happy you and @jeffschroeder23 did and benefited from MBC. Often times one or both partners have no idea certain issues or things that mean a lot to their 'other' and I feel like this show would bring those out. Having professionals like Jim and Elizabeth working with you is wonderful. I am happy to know this experience have made your relationship even stronger. Thank you so much for the weekly periscopes. bbjordanlloyd@pwillia1221 MBC really helped us get in touch with our sensitive side..haha jessalynb1987Is it fair to say that this next episode is the worst it got for you guys? bbjordanlloyd@jessalynb1987 haha oh man. I'm dreading this next episode..haha suebruce57Jordan, thank you for sharing and answering questions. It's so obvious that you & Jeff benefited from MBC, you two seem more in touch with each other than ever before. It's obvious how much you both love and care for each other. Wishing you two the best of everything that life has to offer bbjordanlloyd@suebruce57 thank you! luvkahlua59Wedding planning can be very overwhelming. Would you consider hiring a wedding planner? Seems many people are doing that more now. bbjordanlloyd@luvkahlua59 umm if I do destination, I think the resort does it for me!! I just want the wedding to be as simple & laid back as possible. My sister stressed me out with her wedding planning..haha I don't want that. pwillia1221Many people struggle with self confidence issues and they can rob you of much joy. From a bystander viewpoint I see so much for you to be proud of about yourself. You are such a lovely and kind hearted person who lights up a room. You are beautiful inside and out and you bring so much joy to so many people. I pray your self confidence continues to grow and you like and respect yourself and your accomplishments because that attracts positive attention and respect from others. I am glad you are learning not to let the negative comments get to you. They are generated either from jealousy or a mean spirit. Do not let that kind of people have any power over you but instead brush them to the side. You are greatly loved Jordan by the people in your life and also by thousands of fans. You are a special person. bbjordanlloyd@pwillia1221 wow!! Thank you so much! Everyone's being so nice. I appreciate it jessvessA destination wedding would be so fun! I got married on the beach and loved it! Definitely do what makes you two happy. (It was also cut down on the invite list quite a bit!) haha. bbjordanlloyd@jessvess that's why I want to do destination..haha we have way to many people on the list knouaseMy BFF got married in Barbados and the resort did everything all they had to do is show up and pay the bill. LOL But everyone had a blast. bbjordanlloyd@knouase that's exactly what I want to happen! nanci278If I could do it all over again, I would never have had the big traditional wedding. Too many people I didn't know and too much money spent. I would definitely do a destination wedding! ☀️✈️ Close friends and family are all you need ❤️ bbjordanlloyd@nanci278 that's exactly what my sister said!

I love @TamiRoman!! #AskBootCamp #MarriageBootCamp #MarriageBootCamp #AskBootCamp and were couple number 4!! #askbootcamp @BBJordanLloyd @jeffschroeder23 Was BC easier or harder than BB? @Owl_Luvverr @jeffschroeder23 BC was harder emotionally @BBJordanLloyd @TamiRoman She has some great one liners! @knouase @TamiRoman she does! @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd What were you feeling walking into the house? Nervous/Excited?? #MarriageBootCamp #AskBootCamp @disawyer @jeffschroeder23 I was terrified @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd How is the pillow situation now? LOL #AskBootCamp @luvkahlua59 @jeffschroeder23 has improved @BBJordanLloyd @jeffschroeder23 I love you guys so much!!! If I ever got a tweet from the both of you I would cry! I LOVE YOU!!! @AndreaBTRFan1 @jeffschroeder23 thank you!! #AskBootCamp #MarriageBootCamp what are y'all's first impressions of the couples Ahhh, @WEtv, just seeing @jeffschroeder23 and @BBJordanLloyd bak on TV, is so good! #MarriageBootCamp @arencain @WEtv @jeffschroeder23 glad to be back on your TV!! Thank you @BBJordanLloyd I been supporting u since the start. But, u can't take 2 seconds out of ur life to show me that u care by following @joe_andrews_1 thank you @BBJordanLloyd Tell Jeff to leave u alone about the pillows. Remember him talking about that 2 yrs ago! Lol. Im OCD too. #MarriageBootCamp @ymabamamay im so OCD with cleaning too..haha @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd What was your first thought when they said you were getting married? #MarriageBootCamp #@WEtv @suebruce57 @jeffschroeder23 I was just wondering who they brought for Jeff and I to stand up & object us getting married #MarriageBootCamp @BBJordanLloyd @WEtv @jeffschroeder23 Did you think you were really getting married? @varneys04 @WEtv @jeffschroeder23 at first I did. #AskBootCamp #MarraigeBootcamp @BBJordanLloyd Were u excited to see Kendra arrive at the house ? #MarriageBootCamp @Chillout27 I was @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd In the house there was drama & tears but did you get a chance to have fun ? #MarriageBootCamp #Askbootcamp @LolaBBfan @jeffschroeder23 towards the end we did #MarriageBootCamp #AskBootCamp Omg @BBJordanLloyd and @jeffschroeder23 were u scared or shocked when they announced you getting married today @moniebear0515 @jeffschroeder23 BOTH! @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd Would you have gone through w/ the wedding if they surrpised you with your family being there? #AskBootCamp @luvkahlua59 @jeffschroeder23 no. Not without family @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd Was it uncomfortable sitting there listening 2 the other couples let alone gettin up urselves? #askbootcamp @GloriasAlias @jeffschroeder23 it was a little awkward at first because you didn't know what was going to happen #AskBootCamp @BBJordanLloyd @jeffschroeder23 was it an easy decision to do this show or were you both scared to do it? #AskBootCamp @AndreaBTRFan1 @jeffschroeder23 at first we were hesitant RT ‏@ymabamamay Can we just get a Jeff and Jordan show already?! Seeing @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd back on my TV makes me so happy! ❤ #MarriageBootCamp ‏RT@TFactoryMedia May 29 Only spent 14 months out of the last 5 years together? #absencemakestheheartgrowfonder @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd #MarriageBootCamp RT@WEtv May 29 "Defeat" the purpose? Or "the beat"? Who knows! LOL @BBJordanLloyd @jeffschroeder23 #MarriageBootCamp RT@MBCElizabeth May 29 Communication is KEY @BBJordanLloyd brings it to the front in the cutest possible way #MarriageBootCamp https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CGN5d-WVIAAzPr5.png" target="_blank">https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CGN5d-WVIAAzPr5.png @BBJordanLloyd @jeffschroeder23 are you glad ya'll did it? #AskBootCamp @AndreaBTRFan1 @jeffschroeder23 Yes! A very positive experience. @JimMBC @MBCElizabeth were so great! ‏RT@jsbreaux0302 May 29 @MBCElizabeth @BBJordanLloyd 5 years later and Jordan still lights up a room. Jeff is far from beige. He's a keeper! Love this couple. I felt so bad for Kendra when her mom came down the alter #AskBootCamp #MarriageBootCamp Hank is such a sweetheart #MarriageBootCamp #AskBootCamp @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd Were you wanting to leave about now..lol @varneys04 @jeffschroeder23 not leave..RUN!! Haha RT@jeffschroeder23 May 29 @annawhiteee_ @BBJordanLloyd we don't need fixing, we just need to sharpen the tools that we have #MarraigeBootcamp I wish @BBJordanLloyd & I were friends. #MarriageBootCamp @lockedhearts_ that's sweet! @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd Will you two be doing an upcoming “Watch It With” episode in the future? #MarraigeBootcamp #AskBootCamp @knouase @jeffschroeder23 no we weren't asked too Please tell me pale is the new tan pic.twitter.com/5zVsjqmrCg @nicole_franzel your beautiful!! RT @jeffschroeder23 May 29 Tks 4 tweeting along w/ us, it was fun! Gonna be a GREAT season! @WEtv @TFactoryMedia #MarriageBootCamp #AskBootCamp https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CGOBNnEUcAAE3u6.jpg" target="_blank">https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CGOBNnEUcAAE3u6.jpg

@jeffschroeder23 @bbjrdanlloyd #AskBootCamp? Do you have a house full of friends watching #MarriageBootCamp with you? @maxnsam we have Jordan's dad in town so just me @BBJordanLloyd and her dad. Just relaxing watch #MarriageBootCamp And here WE go #MarriageBootCamp #AskBootCamp @jeffschroeder23 nice pun, Jeff @sugarspiceNnice I'm not sure people would of got that, NICE" @jeffschroeder23 Whats your favorite movie?. @roberta_potts Gladiator @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd#askbootcamp How nervous were you pulling up to the house not knowing what to expect?? @varneys04 its a weird feeling @REGGIEYB1 "I'm gonna sabotage everybody's S@#T" lol AskBootCamp who was the better cook? @jeffschroeder23 or @ItsTheSituation ? @ScottySayz_66 @ItsTheSituation ME! Lol @jeffschroeder23 Whos your less favorite couple? Haha come on u can tell us @roberta_potts that's for you to decide.... @AubreyODay Beige Paint.... What's that?? #askbootcamp @BBJordanLloyd @jeffschroeder23 Was BC easier or harder than BB? @Owl_Luvverr both difficult for different reason RT@lauren_pesce @BBJordanLloyd & @jeffschroeder23 loves!!!!! ❤️ @lauren_pesce mike @ItsTheSituation dissed your cooking skills 2 minutes in the house & your Italian.... Them fightin words Lol @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd I feel better walking around with champagne @lfranklin915 of course! Lol Okay now I love @jeffschroeder23 and @BBJordanLloyd ! 'Big Brother' fan for life! I hope they aren't a ton of drama #MarriageBootCamp @According2Mandy I hope we aren't either!! Haha @BBJordanLloyd @BBJordanLloyd @jeffschroeder23 Honestly...We're Yall Surprised By Your Castmate Screaming "Rise Up"? Was That Scripted?#MarriageBootCamp @HaileyGracesDad of course, that was bananas! Do you think @jeffschroeder23 is too friendly? #MarriageBootCamp @TFactoryMedia did you want me to come in the house and start dumpin over tables instead? That's good tv #MarriageBootCamp @BBJordanLloyd @jeffschroeder23 I love you guys so much!!! If I ever got a tweet from the both of you I would cry! I LOVE YOU!!! @AndreaBTRFan1 here's mine! @jeffschroeder23 I'm watching marriage boot camp n loved Travis response his he really that nice lol @moniebear0515 @TravisGarland is a little cutie! @BBJordanLloyd @jeffschroeder23 I love you guys so much!!! If I ever got a tweet from ya'll I would cry! I LOVE YOU!!! #AskBootCamp @AndreaBTRFan1 don't cry, but I might later in the show..... #MarriageBootCamp #AskBootCamp Ahhhh so excited #AbsoluteFavs @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd pic.twitter.com/oyBbbHVKFf @CourtneyDolson yes, me too! Lol @BBJordanLloyd & @jeffschroeder23 R the Trista and Ryan of this #MarriageBootCamp, Jordan is too sweet. @OdieLisa @BBJordanLloyd that was a big reason why we did the show in the first place also get to see @BBJordanLloyd & @jeffschroeder23 "if u can be any animal what would u b? A squirl bc they hang out in neighborhoods!! @brittyygracee @BBJordanLloyd never gets old lol Ahhh, @WEtv, just seeing @jeffschroeder23 and @BBJordanLloyd bak on TV, is so good! #MarriageBootCamp @arencain @WEtv @BBJordanLloyd your the best Renee! @jeffschroeder23 Did you notice Bob or 2 busy trying 2 figure out what was up? #MarriageBootCamp #AskBootCamp @disawyer wow, good eye! I totally didn't know @TheBaubShow was there! I was freaking out & didn't realize.... “@jeffschroeder23: And here WE go #MarriageBootCamp #AskBootCamp”. You and Jordon are the only normal acting people on the show! @waitingoneight we have our moments, but hopefully you guys can relate. #MarriageBootCamp @BBJordanLloyd @WEtv @jeffschroeder23 Did you think you were really getting married? @varneys04 @BBJordanLloyd @WEtv I was down! Lol Haha @jeffschroeder23 is truly scared of Aubrey! Too funny. Where's Big Jeff? #MarriageBootCamp #AskBootCamp @ymabamamay @AubreyODay is a strong women! Omg @BBJordanLloyd and @jeffschroeder23 were u scared or shocked when they announced you getting married today @moniebear0515 @BBJordanLloyd I was more worried that my parents weren't there. I wasn't scared of getting married, we're already engaged @BBJordanLloyd watched you & @jeffschroeder23 on MBC and you both help bring some sanity into a house full of drama. Looking forward to Ep2 @Hellataz @BBJordanLloyd will try... The only reason I'm watching #MarriageBootCamp this season is because of @BBJordanLloyd and @jeffschroeder23 Love them! @Dperryy23 thanks! Beat the purpose lol #MarriageBootCamp #AskBootCamp @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd Was it uncomfortable sitting there listening 2 the other couples let alone gettin up urselves? #askbootcamp @GloriasAlias @BBJordanLloyd of course, that was only 1 hour into the house! I'm loving #MarriageBootCamp @jeffschroeder23 Why were you so afraid of Aubrey? I'm a huge Big Brother fan! You and Jordan are my favorites @BBSuperfan1996 I was joking, but she is a strong women & strong personality @TamiRoman @REGGIEYB1 YOU LOOK GREAT! Lol can't wait to watch you 2 this season! RT "Defeat" the purpose? Or "the beat"? Who knows! LOL @BBJordanLloyd @jeffschroeder23 #MarriageBootCamp If I can't see @jeffschroeder23 & @BBJordanLloyd on big brother again.. I'll settle for #MarriageBootCamp so happy they're back on my tv❤️ @brittrosenthal @BBJordanLloyd its still us, will give you some good laughs, and possible some tears..... #MarriageBootCamp @BBJordanLloyd @jeffschroeder23 are we going to see you in boot camp. Your screen time is short. #AskBootCamp @aolbaytown28 @BBJordanLloyd we have our moments, it's only ep 1 #AskBootCamp @jeffschroeder23 congrats Jeff! You both are awesome! @Jacob_Sexton1 thanks, it was a great experience! #MarriageBootCamp @TFactoryMedia @TeamJEJO @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd just love these two. Only reason I'm watching this season @moniebear0515 @TFactoryMedia @TeamJEJO @BBJordanLloyd thanks, you'll love the other couples too, just wait! @jeffschroeder23 Your expression watching Kendra & Hank was priceless! #MarriageBootCamp #AskBootCamp @disawyer it got real, real quick! #MarriageBootCamp @WEtv @BBJordanLloyd @jeffschroeder23 There's that banter we all love! Lol @Ipswichsusie @WEtv @BBJordanLloyd there will be more, trust me! Lol @jeffschroeder23 what's the best way to get onto #BigBrother? @Jacob_Sexton1 be yourself! @jeffschroeder23 and @BBJordanLloyd <3 been waiting for you guys to return to my TV screen! Love you guys! #MarriageBootCamp #MyAllTimeFavs @DelvynB95 @BBJordanLloyd hope you still like us at the end of the show haha j/k Really missed @BBJordanLloyd and @jeffschroeder23 on TV. Will they air their wedding? Hope so. #MarriageBootCamp @heartsandroses9 @BBJordanLloyd I'll take it! Ha How about a wedding already?? @BBJordanLloyd @jeffschroeder23 @nikers1978 @BBJordanLloyd October 1st, 2016 Yall leave @BBJordanLloyd alone! We all mix ours words up sometimes. Did everyone forget "technotrics"? @jeffschroeder23 #MarriageBootCamp @ymabamamay @BBJordanLloyd lol touché LOVE seeing @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd back on tv! Dont love the even 1% chance of y'all having problems though lol❤️ #MarriageBootCamp @Ashleyabc26 @BBJordanLloyd gotta watch, everybody has their moments... #MarraigeBootcamp @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd Haha I'm always gonna like you guys! Been A fan since 2009 haha not gonna give up on you guys that easy @DelvynB95 thanks! RISE UP! #MarraigeBootcamp #AskBootCamp @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd Don't fight like others! ❤️you guys! Let's just plan a wedding & live happily ever after! #MarriageBootCamp @DawnStew @BBJordanLloyd we will! Nice @TravisGarland you win the best "rise up" lol #MarriageBootCamp Even if @jeffschroeder23 and @BBJordanLloyd are on Marriage Boot Camp, they are still goals #favoritecouple @annawhiteee_ @BBJordanLloyd we don't need fixing, we just need to sharpen the tools that we have #MarraigeBootcamp @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd~hi guys, I will be watch as soon as I get out of hospital. They don't have we TV channel. Can u believe that @McCoy17 @BBJordanLloyd you can ask me you Qs later, your special lol Things are crazy in Marriage Boot Camp, just like Big Brother! @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd #MarriageBootCamp @paige_deon @BBJordanLloyd pretty close, but it gets very different @jeffschroeder23 Jeff! It's #marriagebootcamp! You've been spelling marriage wrong lolol Never change #techtronics @deeluvs I'm just using whatever # comes up on my computer? #MarriageBootcamp @jeffschroeder23 I know! Some1 must've tweeted that, now it comes up. I was JK! Loving u & @BBJordanLloyd gr8 start to #marriagebootcamp! @jeffschroeder23 when's the show on in Canada? @dangus61 maybe online? @jeffschroeder23 whatever happens, at least the water works did not happen for you on the first show! #realmencry #MarriageBootCamp @StellaChels there around the corner lol That's okay @jeffschroeder23 ! You know there is no judgement on twitter! Kidding, but there is no judgement w/ #TeamJeJo! #notkidding @StellaChels I'm a bad speller, it's no surprise. Lol @jeffschroeder23 thought I was in church "rise up"! @Sherrysobo lol, I'm wasn't sure where the hell I was #MarraigeBootcamp #AskBootCamp @ymabamamay @BBJordanLloyd Ah no unfortunately for @jeffschroeder23 technotronix will never be forgotten, he said it with such conviction... @chrissiemac24 @ymabamamay @BBJordanLloyd all in! Ha @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd @annawhiteee_ This is practice marriage for them. They're there to show the other couples what a couple is. @ZalebBB16 @BBJordanLloyd @annawhiteee_ thanks! Be the best couple WE can be! #MarriagBootCamp @pdson2 @BBJordanLloyd I didn't like it, I knew there would be some backlash @BBJordanLloyd @jeffschroeder23 long distance relationships work. I've been married 5yrs after 3yrs long distances. @kimberly_ruff @BBJordanLloyd that's how we do! @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd Will you two be doing an upcoming “Watch It With” episode in the future? #MarraigeBootcamp #AskBootCamp @knouase @BBJordanLloyd no, we weren't asked, but will get on periscope after a few episodes #MarriagBootCamp #AskBootCamp I'm w/ @jeffschroeder23 and @BBJordanLloyd. With the good, might come some bad. I wouldn't want the "perfect" label. #MarriageBootCamp @ScottySayz_66 @BBJordanLloyd I didn't either! @jeffschroeder23 @BBJordanLloyd Were you happy you didn't get the stagecoach bed? ha Did the pillows end up on the floor in the morning? LOL @TamiGibson77 @BBJordanLloyd I whipped them everywhere lol #MarriageBootCamp @BBJordanLloyd "I've never seen you cry in 5 years,". FORSHADOWING? @jeffschroeder23 #MarriageBootCamp @radomskic @BBJordanLloyd ......... Will see...... @BBJordanLloyd @jeffschroeder23 Love that you got the HOH room ! #MarriageBootCamp @LolaBBfan @BBJordanLloyd haha I didn't look at it like that, guess your right I feel like big @jeffschroeder23 and @BBJordanLloyd would've been very cool to watch with commentary. Throwback to DR sessions! #JeJo @5thBeatle23 @BBJordanLloyd so do I.... Tks 4 tweeting along w/ us, it was fun! Gonna be a GREAT season! @WEtv @TFactoryMedia #MarriageBootCamp #AskBootCamp pic.twitter.com/XK0zgFP7sa

by Laura Rosenfeld May 29, 2015 - Bustle When I first heard that Big Brother 's Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd would be appearing on the new season of Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars , many thoughts went through my mind. At first, I was delighted to see Jeff and Jordan on TV again since they are the most adorable, sweet, and down-to-earth couple to ever emerge from a reality TV show. But then the urge to throw a whole bucket of slop at someone's face came over me because I realized they were going to star on Marriage Boot Camp, which must mean their relationship is in trouble, right? Please tell me I am panicking for no reason and these two crazy kids are still together. Luckily, Jeff and Jordan's appearance on Marriage Boot Camp doesn't seem to be cause for concern. Heck, they're not even married yet. Give them some time to grow to hate each other, will you? In fact, it looks like the problems Jeff and Jordan are experiencing in their relationship seem to be relatively minor compared to their fellow cast mates. The couple explained in an exclusive sneak preview of the show published by Entertainment Weekly that they signed on to Marriage Boot Campbecause they're having communication issues. More specifically, Jordan doesn't like that Jeff knocks all of the pillows off the bed onto the floor by morning, and Jeff isn't a fan of Jordan leaving the teensiest bit of juice in a bottle and not throwing it out. That's not quite at the level of lying or cheating or anything like that, now is it? So unsurprisingly, I am happy to say that it looks like JeJo is still intact. But what makes me so sure about the solid status of Jeff and Jordan's relationship, you ask? The couple has been doing a whole bunch of press together for their new show recently. "We looked at the word 'Boot Camp' as something to strengthen our relationship, like Barry’s Boot Camp, not that we needed saving or counseling,” Jeff told Big Brother Network. All of this makes me think that Jeff and Jordan were just brought in to Marriage Boot Camp because they're a part of one of the most famous and beloved reality TV couples of all time. Having them star on your show basically guarantees it will be a crowd pleaser, even if you have to show them arguing about throw pillows every once in a while. If you also just feast your eyes on Jeff and Jordan's respective Instagram profiles, you will still see nothing but love. A couple that goes fishing in 40-degree weather, goes on a double date with BB16 's Nicole Franzel and Hayden Voss, and lip syncs some Beastie Boys is clearly in it for the long haul. I'm also sure that their closeness isn't just a ploy to promote the show because earlier this month the couple finally set a date for their wedding. I know, I know. CHILLS. Jeff announced via Periscope that the couple will be tying the knot on Oct. 1, 2016. Um, can you say best Big Brother season finale ever or what?

Big Brother royal couple Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd recently announced they will finally be getting married in October, 2016. Before the happy nuptials take place, however, Jeff and Jordan will have to get their relationship priorities straight on the latest season of Marriage Boot Camp. Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars premieres this Friday, May 29 on WE tv at 9 PM ET/PT, and will feature Jeff and Jordan as part of this season’s cast. The tagline for the new season of the relationship reality show is “Big Secrets. Big Lies. The Biggest Scandals Yet.” All we can think is that Jeff and Jordan will probably have to stage some huge fight about who didn’t fold the laundry to fit in. I mean, we already saw what constitutes an argument between the two during a Big Brother Live Chat last season and it was hilariously silly. Plus, all the times we have seen them on camera, the biggest drama they’ve ever had is why the hell Jeff Schroeder took so long to propose! So why did Big Brother‘s Jeff and Jordan decide to sign on for Marriage Boot Camp? Especially since Jordan Lloyd has expressed in the past that she doesn’t really love being on TV? Well, we’re sure the money involved is part of the reason (and Jeff’s constant need to be on camera), but the couple says there are practical considerations behind going the show as well. “We know marriage isn’t easy and we wanted to sharpen the tools that we have and learn new ones so we could be the strongest couple we can be before we tie the knot,” Jeff tells BigBrotherNetwork.com. “Plus, it also gave us an opportunity to branch out and try something new.” Jordan says there were issues on both sides the couple needs to work on. For her, she says, “I learned that I needed to be more supportive with Jeff’s career and I need to be more positive.” Find out what else Jeff and Jordan had to say about their relationship, their time on Marriage Boot Camp, and if they’d ever consider coming back to Big Brother again at our sister site,

Jeff & Jordan on Marriage Boot Camp – Image credit: WE tv Last season, Big Brother’s much-watched couple Jeff & Jordan announced their engagement in the backyard of the house where their relationship began. Now as they prepare for their wedding, announced for October 2016, Jeff & Jordan are taking on a new challenge: Marriage Boot Camp. The new season of Marriage Boot Camp “Reality Stars” edition kicks off this Friday on May 29, 2015 on WE tv at 9/8c and one of the couples this season will be Jeff & Jordan from Big Brother 11 & 13. Thanks to WE tv, I had the chance to interview the couple to get an idea of their experience on the show, the continued impact of Big Brother, and if we might seem them back in the BB house again. First off I wanted to know what attracted Jeff Schroeder & Jordan Lloyd to the series before they were even married. As the other couples noticed, Jeff & Jordan were the only couple who wasn’t already married this season. “We know marriage isn’t easy and we wanted to sharpen the tools that we have and learn new ones so we could be the strongest couple we can be before we tie the knot. Plus, it also gave us an opportunity to branch out and try something new,” explained Jeff. “Also we looked at the word “Boot Camp” as something to strengthen our relationship, like Barry’s Boot Camp, not that we needed saving or counseling.” Being new to the series, Jeff wasn’t initially sure he and Jordan were the right fit for MBC. “When we were first approached to do Marriage Boot Camp we were a little hesitant because we never watched the show and didn’t know much about it. After looking into it, we saw that Ryan and Trista from the Bachelor previously participated in the show,” said Jeff. “They are generally known as the “perfect” Reality TV couple, so that eased some of our concerns knowing they did it.” Going in to the boot camp, the couple hoped to strengthen their relationship before its biggest test. So what did they learn about each other in the process? Jeff said, “for me it was definitely the way I communicate with Jordan and paying closer attention to her wants and needs.” Jordan says, “I learned that I needed to be more supportive with Jeff’s career & I need to be more positive.” I couldn’t let JeJo get away with some Big Brother questions though, could I? When asked what’s one thing they would “Veto” out of their relationship Jeff said “all these extra pillows Jordan insists on having on our bed and couch!” Jordan wanted to use her PoV on Jeff’s gaming, “I would “Veto” Jeff’s island game he plays on his iPad.” They’ve been through the Big Brother house on multiple seasons now, but have they officially closed that chapter of their lives? “We always say, “never say never”. I really enjoy being part of Big Brother on the hosting side of things with CBS.com each season,” says Jeff who seems to think it’s time to give a new batch of Houseguests a turn. “I think bringing in a fresh cast with new personalities each year is what the audience wants,” adds Jeff. “We’ve both been lucky enough to be on twice, and for that we’re very grateful. Our love story is documented & it will be exciting to show our kids one day.” Now that they’ve been through the Marriage Boot Camp course, what’s tougher: MBC or the Big Brother house? Jordan told me “they were both pretty tough” but each offered their own challenges. “Big Brother was harder only because of the duration of the show, but that doesn’t mean Marriage Boot Camp was easy by any means!” explained Jordan. “There were definitely some crazy people/situations that we have encountered in both that made it difficult.” You can catch Jeff Schroeder & Jordan Lloyd on WE tv’s “Marriage Boot Camp” which premieres this Friday, May 29th at 9/8c. Check out the season preview in the clip below for a first look as JeJo heads inside the MBC house. Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars – Season Preview

August 30 Jordan rallies for Jeff to stay 12-12:12am Jeff keeps creating the pizza and Jordan keeps eating her chips...BB asks Michele to go put on her mic so she leaves to go find it...Jeff looks back at Jordan and widens his eyes...(clearly saying wtf is up with her?)...Jeff mumbles that everybody's got the munchies uh?...Michele talks about the weird prizes you get in Cracker Jack boxes...   Jeff humors her for a second and then hones right in on Jordan...he leans over the counter and says "you're going to town on those chips"...Jordan keeps chewing and nods...Jeff gives her the sweetest smile… Jordan puts the bag of chips away and looks at Jeff...Jeff keeps looking at her intently...Jordan says what?...Jeff says nothin'...Jordan looks to the side while Jeff scrunches up his nose in a playful way...Jordan looks at Jeff and says what?...Jeff laughs and says he was just fu**ing with her and walks to tend to the pizza... Michele is chewing her Cracker Jack's loudly and says you look bummed Jordo...Jordan says she's fine...Jeff says she looks bummed...Jordan says she's fine...Jeff spins the spice bottle on the counter over and over and then looks at Jordan's sad face again, he starts tapping the bottle loudly on the counter...no reaction from Jordan...Jeff says he's going to put the bottle down before he breaks it. Michele, again trying to engage Jeff, throws some Cracker Jack's at Jeff, she misses, he doesn't even see it, then she throws another one and says I got you. Jeff ignores Michele again and goes right to Jordan, leans over the counter again and looks at her...Jordan says what?...Jeff says nothin', you're just so bummed...Jordan is clearly bummed...Michele sits down near Jordan and keeps chewing loudly UGH...Jeff says I know, I know and he walks to the bathroom...Jordan goes back to eating chips. Michele tells Jordan that if she doesn't win HOH next week she's probably going to the jury next week...Jordan says she's probably going this week...Michele says no, if Nat wins, she's going home (right! lol) Jordan says she's going home (wrong!) Jeff walks back into the kitchen...Jeff says the thing is nobody is going home, we're going to the jury house. Jordan says "between me and Jeff, vote for Jeff because..." Jeff says to Jordan, shut up, eat your chips...Jordan shushes Jeff and says he made better moves than me...Jeff mutters "Jordan"...Michele says it's not up to her anymore, it's up to them two outside...Jordan says she's just telling her to vote for Jeff, her and Jeff can make it far...Michele says they have all made it far, there's only not many weeks left. Jeff sits himself down on the counter...Jordan comes around to get a drink saying if Michele is smart, keep Jeff...Jordan says she's dead serious...Jeff says "alright Jordan, enough"...Jordan says she's being honest...Michele says she appreciates it, thank you...Jeff says me too, but enough... Jordan says she's serious, she even told Michele today at the pool, Kevin goes up against anybody, Kevin is going to win (right!) because everybody likes Kevin and Kevin is funny and America will vote Kevin if it's a tie and if anyone is against Natalie, she will win so if it's y'all two it's an even platform because y'all have an even amount of enemies...Jeff laughs and says it's not about liking them, it's about who do you despise less, that's great. Jordan says they have done the most...Jeff says he was just laughing because with them (K&N) it's who likes you more and with us (J&M) it's about who hates you less...Jordan says y'all have won the same amount of stuff so it will be an even platform, she pours Jeff some soda...Jordan keeps going and Jeff says to take it easy...he appreashes... Jordan says she's just saying if y'all want to win, she walks past Jeff and Jeff pinches her cheek and kisses her forehead as she walks by. :) Jordan says she's just looking out and sits back down....BB admonishes Jeff saying "no climbing!" wtf?? Jordan says huh?...Jeff says "I can't sit on here? wow, I felt like I got yelled at"...Jordan keeps saying that anybody that goes up against them two is going to lose, guaranteed, she'll put her money on that...Jeff says she's throwing around her money these days. They start talking about jury votes, last season's outcome...Jordan says if Michele is smart she will vote to keep Jeff...Michele asks Jordan if she will hold it against her if Jordan stays?...Jordan says no...Jordan repeats what she said about it being an even platform...Jeff says alright, is she done?...Jordan says no and keeps going...Jeff says we got it!...Jordan says she's just being honest...Jeff says he gets it, what is she getting mad about?...Jordan says don't get mad at me...Jeff says I said thank you, I'm not mad, I just said thank you 5 times...Jordan says she's just saying they will progress further if he stays and they are together...they continue talking game .... Awkward Kitchen talk 12:12-12:24am Jeff, Jordan & Michele continuing talking game in the kitchen...Jordan continues to eat the Baked Lays LOL Jordan says it's between her and Jeff and everyone starts to need thinking (about who to keep) and she says she's done talking...Jeff, who is leaning over the counter says good, how are those chips?  😛 Jordan says good...Jeff says "are you going to eat that pizza?"...Jordan says yes and then she's going to bed...Jordan stuffs her mouth with chips...Jeff looks at her and laughs...Jordan covers her mouth and laughs...Jeff says "did you shove that, did you chew it or shove it down your throat?" LOL Then Jordan, who is clearly still tipsy, opens up and asks Michele why she said she felt betrayed by Jeff & Jordan?...this leads to very awkward conversation between Jordan, Michele & Jeff: Michele says the mood in there just got really bad before nominations, she says she didn't like being called out during the veto ceremony when Jeff was HOH, it wasn't the nicest speech, she felt like Jeff cast her aside when it came to the whole Russell thing, she knew Jeff was looking out for himself for this week, etc...Jeff says that he had to figure out who was the liar, he never really did and Michele could have just as easily been the person that left last week. Jordan says she's an upfront person and she doesn't think she has treated Michele any differently....she keeps grilling Michele...she asks her why she told Kevin to put up her and Jeff up on the block?...Michele says she didn't say it like that, she told him to put them up so that she could win POV and take one of them off and vote out Natalie...Jordan tells Michele again to keep Jeff and go on and win this. Jordan goes on and on and doesn't listen to a word Michele says (problem being that Michele proved herself a liar in the game so why would Jordan believe anything she says let alone the fact she is tipsy and free thinking)...she keeps eating those chips...Jeff is clearly uncomfortable with the discussion and keeps pacing and walking around...Jeff lets Jordan ramble on, she does until Kevin & Natalie come inside and then the chatter dies down and Jordan gets called to the DR… Natalie tells Jeff her version of the truth 12:24-12:34am After Jordan gets called to the DR, Kevin goes upstairs and Michele leaves the kitchen...Natalie tells Jeff that she can't vote for him to stay, she's telling him straight up...Natalie says first off Kevin isn't going to keep him and secondly she doesn't trust Michele...Michele told Kevin that Jeff will come after Natalie next week...Jeff says it isn't true...Jeff tells Natalie if she keeps him, she will have 2 people playing for her because Kevin can't play. Jeff & Natalie go over scenarios and Jeff says do what's best for her...they continue to talk what if's...Jeff says to think about it, they have all week, they go back to getting the pizza out of the oven...as Natalie is getting her slice she says that she would never make a deal with Michele, that's like making a deal with the devil, she learned her lesson with what happened with Chima... Jeff gets his pizza and goes outside… Jeff has grown on Jordan 1:33-1:36am Kevin, Natalie & Jordan are outside talking...Kevin & Natalie have been filling Jordan's head with the illusion that Michele would actually consider taking Jeff off the block with her veto, therefore ensuring Natalie goes up against Jordan with the promise that they would vote out Natalie...clearly that was never going to happen… 😫 Jordan, naturally, is buying it because she wants to keep Jeff at all costs... Kevin & Natalie keep pushing Jordan, convincing her to talk to Jeff about flirting with Michele to ensure she follows through with the ludicrous plan...they spend a lot of time talking game... Jordan admits to them that she can honestly say that Jeff has grown on her because before...Natalie says "are you going to make out with him tonight?" (no worries Natalie, she already did )...Jordan smiles...Natalie says this could be her last opportunity...Jordan says she knows, she told Jeff that if she's up his butt to not get mad because she is spending time with him before he leaves, in case he leaves, but before no, of course not, he's definitely grown on me but moreso he's like a good, good friend...a good, good friend that she would want to, you know... They start wondering where Jeff is? he needs to be on board with this before Kevin talks to Michele...they continue discussing how to go about with the crazy plan... Jeff shows his character 1:36-1:45am Jeff comes out of the DR and joins Jordan, Kevin & Natalie...the first thing he says is "don't even start"...he sits down and Jordan asks Jeff if he wouldn't even try that? (the plan to try and get Michele to use the veto on Jeff) Jeff says no, it's pointless, he's not Russell...Jordan says he's going to piss her off if he doesn't do it...Jeff says he's not going to do it, he's done enough shit in this game, to be honest he's exhausted. Jeff says "use the veto on me, are you fu**ing crazy?"...Jordan says "well then, you're a sorry loser" ouch! ...Jeff says that's cool, sorry loser? are you out of your mind, use the veto on me?...Jordan says Michele probably would...Jeff says "dude, you guys are fu**ed"...Kevin says people have done it before (whatever you just want Jeff to make a fool of himself grrrr) Jeff says for Jordan to tell Michele then...Jordan says "no, Jeff, she likes you"...Kevin says that Michele is in love with you...Jordan repeats herself. Jeff says she won't do it PERIOD Jeff says he's already talked to her about it and Michele told him she's not stupid, of course she's going to keep the veto and use it on herself...Jordan says if Kevin talks to Michele, Jeff has to be on board...Jeff says of course he is, he's not going to say no...Jordan says well then let Kevin try...Jeff says go ahead, he can do whatever he wants to do...Jordan says that means Jeff has to start flirting or do something, Jeff knows she's like "Jeff!" blah blah blah...Jordan says Jeff needs to start kissing her ass. Jeff looks down at the ground and is not amused    Jordan says make her laugh, make her think she has your trust...Jeff says cool, so trick her, take the veto, evict her, another big player and then take it up the ass next week and I go home, why doesn't somebody else evict somebody. Jordan says they're not on the negative train right now...Jeff says he's not either, but he's not on fu**ing Jupiter either, he's on Earth, she should try it...Jordan raises her voice and says "ok, Jeff! listen it's either you or me going home ok, it doesn't help but to try"...Jeff says he has come to terms with it. Jordan says he's being negative...Jeff says he wants an option that is on this planet, someone is going to give away their fu**ing veto?...Natalie & Kevin say it's happened before...Jordan says you have to kiss her ass...Natalie says pretend you're in love with her. (yikes!) Jordan tells Jeff that Michele has more guy friends than girlfriends...Kevin says you know she loves you...Natalie says she cries in the DR over Jeff...Jeff points out again what they are asking of him and then he says he doesn't know if he wants to pursue that avenue...Jordan says why? it's dumb if you don't...Jeff says is it?...Jordan says yes. aaaaaaaand this is why I love Jeff... Jeff says "#1 it will never happen and if she was nice enough to give me the veto I wouldn't stick it back up somebody's ass, other people might, I wouldn't do it"...Jordan tells him to try...Jeff says "I don't give a f**k for 10 million dollars, I'm not going to do that to somebody, money doesn't fu**ing mean everything to me, I'm not going to be like sell myself out, give me the veto and then stick it right back up their ass, that's not who I am, you fu**ing do it, I'm not doing it" Jordan says she would do it but it won't work for her, it has to be him...Jeff says "it's not going to work anyway and if it did, he wouldn't do it, he's telling her right now that he won't, he's not that person, he's not selling out, he keeps his word (jab at Kevin, lol) and sell out, someone gives him a nice gesture and fu**ing put it right back up their ass...no, I don't need the money that bad, so I look like a fu**ing complete asshole?"...Jordan says it's part of playing the game...Jeff says "it's not, it's part of being a huge asshole...so everybody else is happy? he should have won, that's all" Jordan says she thinks Kevin should try...Natalie says drop it Jordan, it's not happening...Kevin says not happening...Jordan insists that they should try...Jeff says they are crazy...Jordan says you don't know that Jeff, she's been crying in the DR about Jeff and she always cares what Jeff says...Jordan, Kevin & Natalie give examples and Jordan says try it just to see...Jeff says to see what? how he can influence someone's mind to f**k over, he already got fu**ed over plenty of times in this game, he doesn't want to do it to everyone else...Jeff says they all got fu**ed over when they didn't win, when he didn't win, they lost, he lost. Jordan asks Jeff if he honestly wouldn't do it?...Jeff says no...Jordan says even if you knew you could stay another week?...Jeff says no. Jeff says he's not going to influence her into giving him the veto and then she gives him a beautiful gesture and he sends her packing...Jordan & Natalie try again, Jeff says she's not going to do that...Jordan says won't Jeff be hitting himself over the head if he doesn't try... Kevin explains how the plan came about, he says it's just an idea. Jordan says why doesn't Jeff try?...Natalie says Jordan...(signalling her to give it a rest)...Jeff says why didn't you (Jordan) try, why didn't you try harder yesterday, I could tell you the same thing...Jordan says she did try...Jeff says why didn't he try harder... Jordan keeps at it but Jeff says for what, to put more blood on his hands, he has fu**ing sent home enough people, they can deal with her now, he's out, good luck. Jeff says they have it this easy now, they should be thanking him...he walks away while Jordan is saying that he's pissing her off, as he walks inside he says that Jordan should be happy that he sent home the fu**ing strongest people in this game... Jeff shows his character - round 2 1:46-1:56am Jeff goes inside to grab a cigarette, then comes back outside and again says don't start...Kevin & Natalie laugh...Kevin says they've dropped it...Jeff says he doesn't think so by the look on Jordan's face...Jordan says she's not done...Jeff says he knows she's not... Kevin leaves to go to the bathroom...Jeff says Jordan wouldn't have the balls to do that either, just so she knows...Jeff says if some guy liked her and she was all sweet talking him, rubbing him...Natalie interrupts saying Michele already fu**ed him over...Jeff says a lot of people fu**ed him over, like the one sitting right there (Kevin), why wouldn't I want to f**k him over? Natalie says that she came up with the plan and told Kevin...Jeff says he wouldn't be in this situation if it wasn't for him and Kevin wouldn't be sitting where he is right now if not for Jeff...sitting pretty with no blood on his hands and did no work. Jeff says you want me to sweet talk somebody, smooth them over and play with their emotions? Natalie says she did it to keep Jeff here...Natalie says Kevin never did her wrong...Jeff says it's because Kevin never did anything in the game...Natalie says she's really loyal...Jeff says he saved her twice...Natalie says he also put her up...Jeff says knowing she wasn't going home, he saved her twice...Natalie says but Kevin never...Jeff says he's never done anything, that's his whole point, the first chance he got, he fu**ed him, what kind of loyalty is that?...Natalie says the only person she's had is Kevin, she's loyal, her word, blah, blah, blah... Jeff says the plan is impossible, would they sweet talk and play with someone's hair and say what's up? and play with their emotions and get the veto and stick it right back up the guy's ass?...Natalie says Jeff doesn't have to because he doesn't have to vote against Michele...Jeff says she's not that dumb, that's a great plan if someone else does it, he's in...Jeff says they wouldn't do it... They go over who could be going home...Jeff says it's one of them, pick your poison, then stay Jordan, get her vote, he's stuck here, he tried his best, his plans didn't work out, he got fu**ed, he can't do anything anymore, he has no control. Jordan says if he could get Michele to, she only wants it to be her, Kevin & Jeff in the final 3...Jeff says he's not working over her emotions, they could have tried harder in the comp yesterday, how about that? nobody did (yep! including himself)...Jordan says she did...Jeff says how many people do you want him to take out of this game? someone save me... They say Kevin would be taking her out, not Jeff and Jeff says it's semantics, it would be him taking her out...Natalie says would you rather be out, in the jury house...Jeff says there are other avenues to pursue...Jeff says "do that and fu**ing shame myself and next week take it again up the ass if Kevin wins the veto and I lose again and I go home" Natalie says Jeff has 2 shots next week vs. Kevin who only has one...Jeff says he knows...Jordan says why won't you just try it? (stubborn, lol) Jeff says he's not that person, he's not doing it...Jordan says "at all? 100% not doing it"...Jeff says no. Jeff gets agitated saying that Kevin should be selling the story not him, they say Kevin wanted Jeff to be on board...Jeff says it always comes back to him, Kevin is the one selling the story...Jeff says before they get all pissy about him, ask Kevin to ask Michele and if she says go f**k yourself then he doesn't even have a chance. Jordan says she thinks Michele would do it if Jeff was on board...Jeff says he is, give it to me...Natalie says Jeff has to work her...Jeff says Michele is not giving it up...Jeff asks Jordan if she would give up a veto?...Jordan says it would depend how much you trust someone...Natalie says they only thought it would work because it's Jeff and she's in love with him. Jeff gets pensive and quiet and talk turns to laundering Jordan's blanket... Curled up like a ball on Jeff’s lap 1:56-2:03am Jeff is quiet and has his head down...Jordan and Natalie are talking about Jordan's blanket and how to wash it...Jordan reaches over to grab Jeff's arm and he gives her a look...Jordan says not to give him that look...Jeff says they come up with this plan and then he is made out to the bad guy...Jordan says he doesn't look like the bad guy...Jeff laughs and leans back on the chair with his arms folded... Jordan looks at Jeff but Jeff won't even turn his head to give her a glance...Jordan gets up and says she is going to look like a crazy person in her DR's because she's always crying...Jordan tells Jeff she ate the pizza and it was good...Jeff says cheesy. Jordan sits herself down in Jeff's lap and snuggles up to him but Jeff is as stiff as a board, he won't crack a smile... Jordan asks Jeff if she's hurting him...he says no... Jordan gives him a couple of raspberry kisses on the cheek, he's ticklish and says alright... She gives him one more and says "cheer up", she pats him and then gives him a real kiss on the cheek and sits up...Jeff asks if she's going to bed?...she says not yet...she sits on his lap for a bit but they don't speak...Jordan says it's so quiet now...Natalie gets up to leave and Jordan asks her where she's going?...Natalie says inside, probably to bed...Jordan says she'll be there in a little bit... Jeff is quiet and giving Jordan looks and Jordan says Jeff! quit acting...Jeff says why are you acting like that in front of everybody saying do it!?...Jordan says she thinks he should...Jeff says he knows she thinks he should...Jordan says she wants Jeff to be there...Jeff says there's only so much he can do...Jordan says this is his last straw, to try it, why not, why wouldn't he? Jordan says do what you want but she thinks he should try...Jeff says that's great but they should have won the competition, they should have, he should have, they should have won...Jordan says Jeff is giving up...Jeff says not necessarily... Michele walks outside and Jeff warns Jordan to watch what she does...Jordan goes to lean on Jeff again but Jeff says he wants to brush his teeth, they can lay down after, what's the difference...Jordan says forget it, never mind....Jordan lays down on the couch and Jeff goes inside... Jordan tells a story/Jeff tells a story 2:25-2:35am Jordan joins Jeff in bed in the SS room...she asks to use his chapstick...Jeff goes outside the door to put on lotion...they are quiet for a bit and then Jeff says "what's up? why aren't you talking?"...Jordan doesn't know, she puts on her mic to talk... Jordan thanks Jeff for the pizza, saying it was good...Jeff says you're welcome, it was cheesy...Jordan asks Jeff if he had some?...he says yes, a slice of the olive part, he likes the cheese. Jordan asks Jeff if she ever told him about the time when she was a kid she took a big clump of cheese and put it in her mouth and choked on it?...Jeff says no...Jordan says her mom had to stick her hand down her throat and get it out...Jeff giggles and Jordan says she's serious, it was a cheese pizza, she took the whole thing, her sister said look at this and then Jordan said well look at this and she didn't chew it all the way and it got stuck in her throat, her dad was on the phone and her mom was screaming and she had to get it out. Jordan starts rubbing Jeff's hair...Jeff says her mom reached down Jordan's mouth and got it?...Jordan says her throat and got it, she demonstrates on Jeff and he laughs...he asks how old she was?...Jordan says she was 4 or 3, it was the worst feeling, her heart dropped...Jeff says 4 or 3, you remember that?...Jordan says yep, she couldn't breathe, she was in preschool, she couldn't breathe at all, her dad was screaming on the phone and her mom was panicking so her first instinct was to get it out, she can't believe she did that. Jeff asks what would Jordan do if her daughter was choking?...Jordan says do that and she would be having her husband call 911...Jordan keeps gently rubbing Jeff's hair/head for over a minute... She stops and Jeff looks over at her zoning out and pats her cheek...Jordan laughs and snuggles up close to Jeff, she whispers about the faces in the Alien comp and how it was so much easier seeing the faces in the DR, they looked more familiar...Jeff says that's because you know them... Jordan says she was crying in the DR, she must look psycho...Jordan asks Jeff if he thinks she looks psycho?...Jeff says a little bit especially the part where she told him the same story 3 times today. They talk about the alien faces, Jeff says he didn't even know about Russell's scar...Jordan says she knew the one of her and Jeff because of her smile and  one eye was bigger than the other...Jeff says he didn't know that was her other eye, he saw the teeth but didn't know that was her eye...Jordan says her one eye is more slanted than the other...Jeff says it couldn't be that because one eye was normal size and the other was gigantic...Jordan insists her eyes are like the aliens...Jeff disagrees but says because of the size difference he didn't know they were both her eyes. Jordan points out that their alien had Jeff's hair...Jeff didn't even look at that...Jeff says he was a complete idiot, he looked at the pictures and didn't notice anything on anybody, he deserves to go home, that was the worst performance ever...Jordan says "Jeffff" Jordan says she thought she did ok in the competition...Jeff says she wasn't good, she sucked balls LOL...Jordan is offended, lol...Jeff says what? she was laughing at him, what was she doing taking a nap during the competition?...Jordan opens her mouth and says "you hurt my feelings!"...Jeff says she just made fun of him...Jordan says "no I haven't Jeff"...Jeff says she would say "it was your hair, I have a lazy eye, you make it seem like it was a lazy eye, one was gigantic and one was 1 inch"...they laugh...Jeff says you're making fun of me...Jordan says she hasn't made fun of him... Jeff says Jordan made a snack during the competition, just finish it...Jordan says she hasn't made fun of Jeff at all, she has supported him...Jeff says supported me with wisecracks...Jordan looks at him and Jeff says what? you can bust on me but I can't bust on you?...Jordan says she hasn't and the eye thing was her...Jeff says this is the part where I tell a story and Jordan listens... Jordan says she does listen, she pulls Jeff closer and hugs him while Jeff tells the story...Jeff says he thought it was Laura at first, he's so dumb and then he thought it's too easy to put me & Jordan (subconciously) so he didn't get it...Jordan says she thought that at first but she put her because of her teeth and she thought Braden but then she thought, no, that's Jeff. Jeff says he's such an idiot, on his own picture he fu**ed up, he's such a yo-yo...Jeff says when you stare at those pictures all day, it's easy but when you're in a competition and you're going home, it's not as easy.... J&J sweet words & kisses 2:36-2:49am Jeff has just finished talking about how much he fu**ed up during the Alien comp, he looks at Jordan who is looking around and not saying anything...he asks her why she is looking around?...Jordan says she wasn't...Jeff says whatever, excuses all day, I lost, no excuses...Jordan blows on his shoulder and looks around again...Jeff says what is she doing that for? doesn't it seem extra bright in there?...Jordan says it seems bigger in there...Jeff says how did that happen? she might just be drunker. 😊 Jordan says she sobered up, she didn't even get that drunk...Jeff says she was a little crunked...Jordan says she was upset...Jeff says and crunk, she's turning on the waterworks in the DR lately...Jordan says she is, she really does look like a crazy person, she's always crying in there now, it's hard not to, it's all in good fun, omg, it probably looks like she is obsessed with Jeff or something...she said it shouldn't be me staying, it should be Jeff, Jeff made all the moves, it sucks if he leaves and everyone else benefits from it, she says they must have quit listening to her...Jeff says they went and made a snack LOL...BB calls them out on the DR stuff...Jeff says they are on it now... Jordan asks if he thinks they won't be so excited?...Jeff says f**k yeah, it's their kid...Jeff jokingly says they would see Jordan and say "what's up Jordan" and walk away...Jeff asks if Peyton will say "Johrdan"?...Jordan says yeah, he'll give her a big hug and say Johrdan, Johrdan and then he'll start off with a story and he'll ask her 100 questions, he wants details, he gets annoying and she gets mad. Jeff gets up to grab some water that is on top of the dresser, when he lays back down he covers them up with the blanket and pulls Jordan in real close...Jeff says "Johrdan"...Jordan says her mom will probably ask a couple of questions LOL Jeff says "about what?"...Jordan says she will be real nice and then question her on things she did and said. Jeff says "hmm, so that is why it's bright in there, I didn't put 2 and 2 together...like looking at a picture" (I have no idea what Jeff meant by this, lol) Jordan giggles and says you yo-yo...Jeff says super duper yo-yo...Jordan laughs. Jeff & Jordan get quiet while Michele shuffles in the room looking for something, she leaves...Jeff whispers "is she going to sleep out there?"...Jordan says Michele told her she was sleeping out there and Jordan asked her why and Michele said so you and Jeff and Jordan told her "what? it doesn't matter"...Jeff says Michele told Natalie that Jeff & Jordan talked all night last night and she wasn't sleeping in that room...Jordan says that is probably why...Jeff says whatever it is, he's glad she's not. Jordan says that Michele says so many different things...Jeff says she's so opposite...Jordan says she was out there saying so many different people lie...Jeff says she's the fu**ing liar... Jordan reaches for Jeff's head and whispers something about Michele and the plan and how Michele is all about Jeff...Jordan says she doesn't know why, she (Michele) loves her some Jeff...Jeff and Jordan snuggle closer and then Jordan moves around... Jordan snuggles into Jeff really close and whispers about Michele again, saying that Jeff can say whatever he wants and she will like...I don't know... Another one of my fave J&J moments on the feeds... Jeff says "you can't talk to one person in here, everyone's fu**ing telling a lie" Jordan touches Jeff's face and says "you're my BFF" Jeff says "yeah" Jordan says "you're the only person I trust in the house" Jeff says "me too" Jordan says "and then if you leave, I'm screwed and then if I leave, if I leave, I'm not worried about you cuz I know you'll do good" Jeff turns his head to face Jordan... Jeff says "one of us is going" awww so sweet the way he says this 💔 Jeff says "it hurts" 🤕 Jordan says "we lost" They laugh... Jordan says "if you win over me, you need to let me know, you need to let me know if you have the votes so I can wear my best outfit" Jeff says "I will but I don't think I got it" Jordan snuggles even closer if possible and touches his face again and says he would be stupid not to campaign for votes...Jeff says he'll ask but not get crazy about it...Jordan is practically on Jeff now LOL she says he'd be stupid if he doesn't...something is going on under covers...Jeff says I know...Jordan giggles and Jeff says mmm, giggles and says nooo (Jordan style)...Jordan says no, Jeff...Jordan makes a weird squee sound and then says "just in that second...it's like (makes an exploding noise)" 😉 ...Jeff says what?...Jordan says nothing, nevermind... Jordan asks Jeff if she got on his nerves today?...Jeff says no, Jordan you don't get on my nerves, if you get on my nerves who the f**k am I going to talk to?...Jordan says no one...Jeff says it's over...Jordan says you lost...Jeff says "it's over, I lost" while covering them (mostly Jordan, lol) up with the blanket....Jordan kisses Jeff... Jordan says she's going to take off her mic...Jeff says it's over?...Jordan says she doesn't think she's going to need it...they both take off their mics...Jeff says see ya in 5 mins microphone and says he wants to sleep all day tomorrow...he takes the blanket and covers them up again and they start kissing...Jordan as usual starts up some random convo about food or music, lol, and asks Jeff what music they played this morning. Jeff says no music, Jordan says there was but they were sleeping...the feeds cut out... Jeff would hook up with Jordan 2:57-3:08am The feeds return with Jordan scratching Jeff's back...Jeff is asking to be scratched in a specific area on his back, Jordan obliges and Jeff says he loves being scratched huh?...Jordan says he loves being scratched or rubbed...Jeff says yeah...Jordan starts rubbing his hair and Jeff says "that I love"  :) Jeff says when they do shampoos at the salon do they massage it a little bit?...Jordan says mmm, hmm...Jeff says isn't that the best? 🥰 Jordan explains that at her salon they do something when sitting at the chair called a stress reliever, they massage the shoulders and head for 5 minutes and then go wash the hair...Jeff asks if it's included with the haircut?...Jordan says yes...Jeff says you have to tip each person thinking that different girls do the different things (massage & cut)...Jordan says only if you go to a senior stylist that has an assistant, then they do it, otherwise it's the same girl doing it all...Jeff says the girl that did his hair would massage his temples while shampooing him… (At this point Jordan is doing more cuddling and hugging of Jeff then actually back scratching, lol) Jeff asks what a good tip is? 5 bucks? Jordan doesn't really answer, she says that senior stylists for men's cuts...Jeff says "no, no, no, (for) the girl who massages you"...Jordan says 3 to 5 bucks...Jeff says he gave his stylist 5 bones LOL as a tip for the head massage, for making him relax...Jordan giggles and says "good job, that's good"...Jeff says he was just wondering what they get tipped...Jordan says some people don't tip them...Jeff says no, you have to. Jeff says he used to be so excited when he'd get his haircut because of that...Jordan asks why?...Jeff doesn't know, it was warm water and she'd massage and it'd be all shampoo-ey LOL...Jordan says "you really did like that? it was the best part?"...Jeff says yeah for sure. Jordan says basically everybody is ranked by seniority...Jeff says "if you have long hair?"...Jordan says no, by seniority, how long you've been at the salon...Jeff understands now and says if you go to a senior it's more money?...Jordan says it's 50 bucks to go to a senior...Jeff asks "for a guy?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "f**kin' beat it" LOL...Jordan laughs...Jeff says he always has friends cut his hair so it's 25 bucks...Jordan says women's haircuts are more and if you go to one of the owners it's $75 for a haircut. Jeff says went to a stylist in LA that cuts celebrities hair, he charges 100 bucks...Jordan says shut up!...Jeff says he cuts the star's hair and his ex-gf knew him and told Jeff he was going, she's already paid him the money...he showed him a book with all the celebrities he had done because he thought he was cool  ...Jeff says dude, $100, a haircut, no shampoo &  no massage, it was a real good haircut though, he told him if he kept coming to him he could get rid of his cowlicks, he cut it all with scissors perfect, he did know what he was doing but he wouldn't go back, it was 100 bananas for a haircut? he'd rather get drunk...Jordan is surprised at how much it was and says she doesn't understand why because they all go through the same training. Jeff says at that one salon he goes to? she doesn't cut his hair anymore...Jordan says no, at the salon with the celebrity stylist...Jeff has no f**king idea...Jordan asks if he went to him one time and quit going?...Jeff says yeah, his ex paid for it, maybe for his birthday, he's not sure what it was...Jordan says that was nice, how much did she pay for it?...Jeff says he forgot, it wasn't that much because she went to him all the time...Jordan says "he hooked her up?"...Jeff says yeah, maybe she got a deal and didn't pay $100. This reminds Jordan of a girl at her salon...Jordan explains that all of the girls there are really pretty and the guys who come in there are always commenting on how hot everyone there is, there is this one girl there from Greece and Jordan thinks she is sooo pretty...Jeff says "I'm gonna go there"...Jordan says "to Greece?"...Jeff tells her "no, to your salon" LOL ...they both laugh...Jordan tells him he would find a lot of pretty girls there. Jeff asks if she would hook him up? (going back to the few convos they had in the house about that 🤓 ) ...Jordan says if he wants to be hooked up...Jeff pauses and says "no, Johrdan"...Jordan says "no what?"...Jeff says he doesn't want to be hooked up...Jordan says "you don't?"...Jeff says "I would hook up with you if I went there"...Jordan says then he'd go back to Chicago and hook up with whoever's back there...Jeff says "Oh, boy"...Jordan laughs and says she's just kidding...Jeff explains how he would show up to Jordan's salon to surprise her one day only to find she has a boyfriend there in Airforce One's and a NY Yankee's hat...Jeff says he would ask her "who's this yo-yo?" and Jordan would be like "that's my boyfriend"...Jordan says she doesn't have any boyfriends...Jeff says "I'd be like, dude! you with your white tee, get away from me" 😂 Jordan asks Jeff if he was "talking" to anyone before he came on the show?...Jeff says he was talking a little bit to an ex-gf, not an ex, a girl he used to date, talked to her a little bit, they dated before and it didn't work out and then they started talking and you know...that's all...then I gawn...Jordan giggles. Jeff says it seems like fu**ing years ago...Jordan says "doesn't it?"...Jeff says "oh God"... Remembering & reminiscing Pt1 3:07-3:21am Jeff says it's only been 60 days since they've been in the BB house, imagine prison?...Jordan says gawwwwd...Jeff says when he was locked in the hotel for a week before BB he couldn't take it anymore, he wanted to kill himself, if they told him he had 30 years in prison, it's over, he would kill himself before that, so they lost, it makes him want to never do anything bad, your mind has to change, your mentality because you have to know that you're in there for 30 years, that's your life, he couldn't imagine, that's why doing shit he used to, forget it, he wouldn't do it anymore... Jordan says Jeff must have been a trouble maker...Jeff says he was a hitman for the mob, for the Mimmo crime family 😂 Jordan says yeah right. Jordan says if they had honestly asked her, she really didn't think she would find a...(pause 😉)...one of my BFF's would be a guy, she really didn't...Jeff says funny huh?...Jordan says isn't it? didn't he think the same thing, someone you'd be close to would be a girl?...Jeff says yeah...Natalie opens the door and asks where Michele is sleeping, she wants to make sure she isn't in the SS room. Jordan continues the convo and says she doesn't know, she would have said noooo, no guy is going to be her BFF...Jeff says how about when they were on the steps (of the BB house) and she called him a goober and someone said that goober is going to be your best friend, you'd be like noooo...Jordan says not goober...Jeff says goober...Jordan says that's her word...Jordan hugs Jeff...Jeff says it means douchebag, douchebag in Charlotte...Jordan says no, it doesn't, she says goober all the time, she just meant that...(loss of words)...they laugh. Jordan says she thought Jeff looked too...Jeff says Gucci?...she says innocent...Jeff says "innocent? oh now you're making shit up"...Jordan tries to explain, goober like, kind of like Jeff was the type, the stereotype of a guy that plays football, the jock type and you've never done a bad thing in your life, kind of like how Jessie was, kind of...hard to describe, but that was just first impressions, she thought Jeff would be like I'm hot (Jeff laughs), I played football, I'm a jock...Jeff says that Jordan didn't even know he played football?...Jordan said Jeff never said he played, he just looked like that jock type in high school...Jordan says she definitely thought Braden was a goober... They laugh and Jeff starts talking about how when he first saw Braden in his Hawaiian shirt with his wavy hair, he thought who is this fu**ing yo-yo? and then when he blocked the camera he thought this was the first dude he wanted out.  ...they laugh...Jeff says he was blocking the camera, like there wasn't going to be another camera on him the rest of the time, what's up? give me some camera time, he was pissed before he saw his face 🤣 Jordan says she remembers when they were all getting along, she knew it would change in a matter of weeks...Jeff thought how were they going to vote anyone out, everyone seemed awesome but he knew that would change, they laugh...Jeff says on day 2 his DR was "hey everybody I'm Jeff! and everybody is perfect" and now he wants everyone to fall on a bed of nails or fall on a paper shredder...Jeff says everyone did get along...Jordan says she felt like an outcast, weird...Jeff says it's inevitable, it's the theory of the show. Jeff says he felt weird when he was the only one with no bed, he was like "hey everybody, I'm Jeff, is there a couch around here?", he was already going to piss someone off because he had no bed...Jordan remembers Michele saying she couldn't share with a guy because she was married. Jordan remembers thinking she wouldn't mind sharing a bed with Jeff...Jeff says hell yeah...Jordan says she didn't want to be "that girl" sharing a bed with a guy right away so she thought she would share with a girl (Lydia) and Jeff could sleep here in this bed...Jeff says it was so nice right when Jordan did that, he knew Jordan & Lydia would be his best friends...Jordan says at night Lydia would be rubbing her arm...Jeff says really? rawrr, she wanted to get with her...Jordan says Lydia told her one time she wished she was Bi...Jeff says she wanted to grab some booty. Now this convo is interesting because it mirrors what Jeff told Jordan outside when they were trying to convince Jeff to use Michele to give him the veto...Jeff told Jordan that she would never do that, use a guy, play with his emotions to get herself further in the game... Jordan says it would be awful if there was in one season a guy who used a girl to get to the end for his emotions...Jeff says what?...Jordan says used a girl for the emotional part, some guys like being alone...Jeff says like Drew?...Jordan says she thought he really did like her...Jeff says he can't believe that he picked Cowboy...they talk about Drew & Diane...Jeff says he played her like a fiddle, he would yell at her and she would cry and then he would say he was just kidding and she would get instantly happy, that's the crush she had on him...Jeff says the best part was when he talked to her pre-BB and he was watching her season and hadn't seen the end yet, it was weird that he was meeting her, so when he met her he asked her what happened and she told him Drew picked Cowboy and she was still so pissed and bitter, she told Jeff not to trust a girl in the house...Jordan thought she was really pretty and so was her engagement ring...Jeff said she showed it off to him too...Jeff said he told her she looked like his ex-gf. Natalie barges in again saying she can't fall asleep and asks why Michele is in her room?...Jeff says she can come in and talk and so she does, she lays on the bed in the room and they start talking about their first few days in the house... Remembering & reminiscing Pt2 3:21-3:47am J&J and Natalie start talking about the first few days in the house, how everyone was getting along...Jordan says she didn't like taking those bathing suit shots outside...Jeff says they were all so white and now they're so tanned...Jordan says even the producer in the DR said they were all getting great tans...Jordan says she felt so weird...Jeff said the individual pics were the worst...Jordan said she felt stupid standing next to Laura who was so skinny and there she was...Jeff says what do you mean, he was standing next to Jessie with his 25 pack and Russell who was ripped at that time...Jeff says he was 10 lbs heavier and white as hell...Jordan says he has definition, she has nothing...Natalie says at least she doesn't have oversized, jiggle watermelon sized boobs...they laugh...Natalie says Laura could go swimming and just float. Jordan tells the story of how she was wearing the white pants and she started her period and she bled through which had never happened, she had an orange sweater and she wrapped it around her waist for the interview, she asked a handler for tampons, they had to find some and she went to the bathroom to see if she could get the blood off her pants...Jeff says omg, that is awful, it's so embarrassing, he feels for her...Jordan felt so embarrassed...Jeff says he totally remembers her now and he was trying to look at her but she was acting all "magoo", she was all Joe cool and he thought who is this fu**ing prissy thing, Jeff says her nose was all up in the air LOL Natalie remembers Jeff smoking and thinking oh, there's a cute guy but he smokes...Jordan asks Jeff what he was wearing?...Jeff says a baby blue shirt, he was sitting right in the middle...Jordan is trying to remember who Jeff was, she remembers a guy with a blue shirt...Jeff says that guy looked like him but he was smaller...Natalie says another guy was wearing a pink shirt...Jordan says the other guy was making eye contact with her...feeds cut out When they return a few mins later, Jeff has gone to the bathroom and Jordan & Natalie are talking, whispering about Michele. Jeff comes back in and the feeds cut out again... A couple minutes later the feeds return again...they're all chatting about how much scheming went on in the house in the beginning...Jeff asks if anyone from that crew ever asked if they could take the day off?...Jeff said Ronnie made him sick with his constant game talk...Jeff & Jordan talk about that one day that Ronnie talked to them by the hammock, 15 people were going up, even people that weren't in the house were going up, even the producers 😛 and after that Jeff went up... Natalie comes clean on what Ronnie thought when it came to Jeff & Jordan and the noms...Jeff says Ronnie would be the one to come to him and talk not vice versa...J&J say they didn't know that Ronnie was the swing vote that took Braden out at first, they never thought it was Casey, they took a little while to figure it out...they tell Natalie that Ronnie was the one that convinced them to try and keep Braden...Jordan explains how she rallied votes...Jordan says that last minute Laura told Jordan that Ronnie was not going to vote out Chima because he winked at her...Jordan told her no, he'll vote their way and sure enough the votes were tied...Natalie says they were expecting a tie...Jeff says it would have been unanimous if Ronnie hadn't cooked up the plan to save Braden, they even talked about that in their DR's, Braden was hopeful he would stay but deep down knew it probably wasn't going to happen. They talk about Casey and how he came on board last minute...Natalie says he had a final 2 deal with Russell at that point so when Casey went back on his word, they turned on him and Jessie wanted him out...J&J says how Casey would make fun of Russell...they say that Russell was going to turn on Jessie because Jessie got all the attention. Jeff says so he's the asshole because he's trying to enjoy his first 5 minutes here so he's cut from the game, well how about this, f**k you!...Jeff says he was made a fool of because of that, people just jumped to conclusions...Jeff says Natalie makes him feel better about his decision to get rid of Jessie because he would lie to his face saying everything was cool but make decisions about him behind his back...Natalie says if Jessie would have still been there, he wasn't putting Jeff up, he was putting up Dr. Crazy...they giggle... Remembering & reminiscing Pt3 3:48-4:23am J&J continue talking about the beginning of the game with Natalie... They talk about how if the Coup wasn't used the other side would have controlled the game...Natalie says she never made the decisions, only went along with the decisions 🙄 Natalie continues being sanctimonious about how she played the game. Jordan says she didn't like the way Jessie talked down to her...they talk about why Ronnie did what he did regarding the Braden vs. Chima vote...Jeff can't understand why he did it...Jordan gets up to get a glass of water...Jeff & Natalie discuss that first week, Jeff doesn't understand Ronnie's logic, it made his side look like a bunch of fu**ing assholes, that's why he didn't like Ronnie after that, it made him look bad...Natalie says Russell took advantage of that situation during the Ronnie blowup week. Jeff says everyone knows Russell's true colors by now...Jeff says he thinks he is a compulsive liar or something, they laugh about how Russell told the others he was a lawyer as Jordan comes back with the water...Jeff says he couldn't be a lawyer when his arguments suck, he makes no points. Jordan asks if Russell bashed her & Jeff the last day?...Natalie says no, he just kept saying they have to get rid of Jeff & Michele...Jordan says Russell was probably shocked she spoke up...Natalie says Russell said Jordan was a hypocrite because when she jumped to Jessie's defense vs. Casey, Jordan said things but then she did the same thing by jumping to Jeff's defense...Jordan doesn't remember that, neither does Jeff...Jeff gets agitated with Natalie's argument and says what does Jordan have to do with that?...Jeff says no one said shit!, they try to recall what happened...Natalie asks if Casey asked Jeff for a vote and Jeff said no, he wasn't going to make Jeff go against Jordan. Ironically Jordan says that everything is being ironed out now because Natalie is telling the truth...(poor Jordan must have been so hurt to find out how much Natalie lied!) J&J say they both feel stupid at how the both talked up Ronnie in the DR and how he played them...Natalie says even her side was confused after the first vote because Ronnie went up to Jordan crying and they thought it might not have been him that voted their way after all...Jeff says they were confused too...Natalie says after the HOH comp where Ronnie won, he told them he was just playing Jordan and he did vote Braden out...Jeff says Ronnie kept coming up to them to get information and talk to them...Jeff says he feels like it was so long ago, it feels like last season. Natalie says no matter what Jessie would have never put up Ronnie...they discuss the Ronnie blow up outside and Jeff gets agitated again about what Jessie did...Jeff didn't like how Jessie didn't go along with the house...Natalie says that was opposite of Jessie's strategy which is mob mentality, Jessie didn't want that...Jeff & Natalie argue over what really happened during the buzzworthy HOH comp...Natalie says Jessie wanted to win it so that Ronnie would be safe...Jeff says he doesn't know half the shit that goes on in the house...they talk about the "it's us 3 vs it's us 4" conversation...Natalie says she wanted to include Jordan because she knew that J&J were a package, Jessie didn't want to commit to that...Jeff says he couldn't trust Jessie, he never had a problem with him personally. Natalie says Jessie knew Jeff had the power and he knew was gawn...J&J wonder if Jessie was being nice to them his last week because of that, he was sucking up to them...Natalie says if she had won the POV things would have been different...Natalie asks Jeff if Jessie had won HOH that week would he have used the power?...Jeff says maybe...Jeff says the only reason he put up Natalie was to ensure Jessie would go. Natalie says Jessie will never forgive Jeff, Russell will but Jessie won't, Jessie knows it was the best move even though it put the target on Jeff...Jeff says he had to use it for himself...Natalie agrees it was a good move. They discuss Lydia, they talk semantics on how if Jeff did actually "save" her (man Natalie can argue with the best of them! geesh...) ...Jeff says whatever, she can say whatever the f**k she wants, he doesn't care...Natalie says Jeff doesn't have Lydia's vote, he says f**k her, she's a basketcase, he doesn't expect her vote, so go f**k herself, Capt. Fu**ing Loser. Jordan says Lydia was night & day, girl be crazy...Natalie says she never liked her, she says the only person that talked to her once Chima left was Kevin...Jeff says there was no one else to talk to, that's why...they argue over which side Kevin was on...Jeff says he's getting pissed because you say one thing and it gets all twisted...and then he farts LOL Natalie was thinking are you serious? when Casey asked her for a vote against Jordan, she would never go against her friend (Jessie)...Jordan says she hated this place the first couple of weeks. Jeff said he was just calming her down, he thought they were friends, after that everything changed and the whole house started hating him and then Jordan came and talked to him, she was the only one from the beginning...Jordan says yep. :) Jordan says she cut Lydia off after that because she was flaky...Natalie asks about how they got in an alliance with Michele and the feeds switch... Remembering & reminiscing Pt4 4:23-4:55am Natalie asks J&J how they got into an alliance with Michele?...they say they always talked to her because she was in the SS room originally too, they always talked late at night and never had an issue with her...Jordan says only recently they started talking game to her, in the beginning they never did...Jordan said everyone that felt like losers would come to them...Jeff says they were definitely the loser crew...Natalie says she can't believe she's even talking to them like this now...Jordan says she can honestly say she likes Natalie, they say they have come a long way after what happened...Jeff says it almost feels like it didn't happen. Natalie says she didn't even know them at all especially Jordan and now she loves hanging out with her...Jeff says Jessie would get mad if Natalie talked to them...Natalie says they have to understand how it was...Jeff says he understands but it's stupid...Natalie gets that. Jordan snuggles up to Jeff...Jeff goes back to the mob mentality statement, he asks Natalie if Jessie doesn't like it?...Natalie says no he doesn't...Jeff says isn't that hypocritical, isn't that what he was doing?...Natalie says no...Jeff says Jessie was controlling the house, that is what mob mentality is LOL Natalie gives up arguing... Jordan says she thought Jessie's speech to Casey was...(she probably meant to say awful but didn't...)...Jeff says he never stuck it to anyone on their way out...Jeff says they painted him out to be an asshole...Natalie says it was Lydia...Jeff says she's crazy, she ruined the whole thing, one day she's cool and the next she's psycho. Natalie says you have to admit Casey talked too much...Jeff agrees...Natalie makes her points as to why...Jeff says he never understood how Russell & Casey were so close...they talk a bit about Russell and how he exaggerated everything...Jordan feels out of all the people in the house, she knows him the least...Natalie couldn't believe that Jeff forgave Russell after what happened in the beginning...Jeff says he just couldn't understand his points, he doesn't know what his problem is, he thinks he's very insecure...Natalie says Russell won't do anything in the jury house, he has the most to lose, he won all that money...Jordan says she wishes she had 10,000 dollars. They start to quiet down...Jeff says it's so weird to talk about all this stuff because it was way in the beginning, it was so long ago...Natalie says she was glad Laura left right away, she didn't like her at all...Jeff says neither did he right away...Jordan says at first she didn't but then she did later...Natalie says they bonded in that room...they start talking about what happened in the ugly truth comp, the fight btw Chima and Casey. Jordan asks about the picture Chima drew of her & Jeff?...Natalie says she told Chima not to show it and disqualify herself, she says the picture was not good. 😳 J&J ask why Chima didn't like them?...Jeff says she thought he was stupid...Natalie & Jeff start arguing again about something Natalie said during the comp (I think referring to how they were right about Jeff, his type because he picked the cheerleader vs the sports fan)...Jeff says she was wrong, he wanted to slap all 3 of them (Nat, Chima & Lydia) with their wisecracks...Natalie says if it wasn't for her they would have shown the picture on TV...Jeff says who cares...Jordan asks what the picture was? Jeff goes off on Chima again, he says when she doesn't like you, it's over...Jeff begrudgingly admits that he did screw her in the game...Natalie says Chima threatened in the DR to ruin CBS' show if the power was used so that is why they taped early that day...Jeff says they told them New York needed it early and he thought to himself that was bullshit...Jordan giggles over the fact they switched the taping for her...they continue to talk about Chima and Russell...Jeff says Chima tried to control production, it was too much, why did she even bother trying out for the show? Jeff & Jordan are starting to get sleepy...Jeff reaches back to put his arm on Jordan...Jordan holds it...Jordan says she was clueless about things that were done, she was out of the loop...Jordan says she thought Chima was a bitch at first but then she liked her...Natalie asks if they didn't like her at first?...Jordan says no, not at first because she thought she was an instigator, but she was so wrong (you were right Jordan!) Jordan thought Jessie controlled Natalie but she was wrong...they bring up when they moved Jeff's clothes around...Jeff says that was when Natalie was getting real smart alecky towards the end with Chima...Natalie tells Jeff what she was thinking when he told her not to touch his shit...Jeff says she knew what happened, he was being quiet and they kept fu**ing with him...Natalie says it could have been worse if not for her. Jeff says he was being nice...Natalie says it was none of her business...Jeff says Natalie always takes it to the next level instead of biting her tongue, she always has an excuse to irk him, to take it to the next level...Natalie goes on and on about how it's none of her business that she knew where Russell's rosary was, where his hats were, etc. (again, the girl is so argumentative and righteous), it's not her place to tell...she tries to justify Chima taking Russell's rosary...J&J aren't buying it Natalie says this is a crazy game...Jeff whispers to Jordan to scratch...Jordan says wait a second, she's hot, she puts on shorts...Natalie asks Jordan if she ever watched the show?...Jordan says she had to borrow her friend's laptop to watch episodes on youtube...Jeff says he's never going to sleep, he puts on his sweats to go to the bathroom...Natalie asks if you never watched, did they find you?...Jordan says they went to her work...Natalie asks Jeff...Jeff says he went with his ex-gf because she loves this show and then he got called, he walks out...feeds cut out... They return a couple of minutes later with Jeff returning to the room...Natalie says she's going to bed and says gn... That’s been over...but let’s kiss 4:55-5:10am Jordan says she has dry mouth...Jeff says his bladder is the size of a cheeseburger LOL he has to piss every 10 minutes...Jeff settles in and reaches for Jordan's butt, he rubs it 😉 he pulls her closer and they spoon...Jordan says it feels a bit better...Jeff says yeah he likes cracking jokes, you forget about stuff... Jordan says Michele is outside, she says she's weird, Jeff...Jordan says she said in the DR that Michele is weird because she's so smart...she says (again) that she was spilling her whole heart out, she's depressed, it's like when you break up with your boyfriend...Jeff says Jordan keeps telling him the same story as she sobers up, lol...Jordan says she told the producer to not think she's crazy...feeds go to fish briefly... Jeff rubs Jordan and asks if she's going to bed, if it's over?...Jordan says is he going to bed?...(I don't think Jeff wants to...he wants some smooch time, lol)...Jeff moans and says "I guess"...Jordan doesn't budge...he giggles and turns back to his side...Jordan says it's over...Jeff says it's over, that's for sure...Jordan says hmm? Jeff says what? what's over? and he turns towards her...Jordan says she doesn't know, what's over?...Jeff nuzzles her and touches her (somewhere) and says "that...that's been over"...Jordan gets all indignant and says "Jeffff"...she sits up and says "you always act surprised"...she gets in his armpit...Jeff says "get outta there"...Jordan blows kisses on his chest/armpit...Jeff asks if it smells in there?...Jordan says it smells good...Jeff can't wait to kiss her so he pulls the blanket over them, does his little moan and they kiss...Jeff says "purple" and they kiss... Jeff uncovers them with the blanket...Jordan says "you can't breathe?"...Jeff says why? you like it under there? and he covers them up...Jordan says sometimes, when you can breathe...Jeff says it's like a fort and he hums a song...they stay under for a bit...Jeff says he hates that...Jordan says what? the pat?...Jeff says yeah, it means it's over. Jordan hugs Jeff close and looks to be in thought...she says she looks like a yo-yo (again) ...Jeff says what else is new? he smiles. Jordan turns to the other side and asks Jeff if he has any pets?...Jeff says he did growing up...Jeff asks Jordan the same...she says no...Jeff says it would be cool if they had a dog here but who would keep it?...he turns to kiss Jordan and they do...for awhile... They giggle and come out from under the covers and Jordan thinks Jeff is sniffing her like she told him about before...they finally settle down and start to fall asleep...but Jeff starts up again whispering about Lydia and how many times she was on the block (the earlier convo btw him & Natalie was still eating at him...)...they do then fall asleep... Going to the chapel 11:29-11:57am Jeff & Jordan are in bed in the SS room, they are quiet and then Jordan picks up a hair on her pillow and says omg, that's a split end...Jeff says Oh Em Gee, TTYN...they laugh...Jeff says it's hilarious...Jordan says all her hairs have split ends...Jeff says he'll split her head...Jordan says no...Jeff says noooo and he reaches down to rub Jordan's butt...Jeff says he'll split her butt cheek...Jordan says cut it off?...Jeff says no, why? never...Jordan says never?...Jeff says never what? cut your butt off?...never, she has his promise. They get quiet for a bit and then Jeff reaches down to grab Jordan's butt again...they look at each other...Jordan smiles and hugs Jeff...he says noooo...Jordan starts patting him. Jordan asks Jeff if he's ever played this game with his fist?...he says yes...she shows him another game, she sits up to do it...Jeff points out that he has nerve damage on one of his fingers, he cut it right across the tip...Jordan asks how he did it and Jeff says he'll tell her after they get out of there...Jordan says omg, is he really part of the Mimmo crime family?...Jeff says no. She plays with his hand again and guesses the wrong number...they play again and she guesses wrong again LOL Jordan starts playing another tickling game...Jeff doesn't fall for the trick...Jeff says her games suck.  Jeff plays the "did you feel that" game with her, at the end he playfully slaps Jordan in the face...Jeff laughs and Jordan pretend hits him and he says "did you feel that?" LOL Jeff calls Jordan out on peeking and Jordan denies it, she says that was an awful game...Jeff says if Jordan didn't peek flowers were supposed to appear. Jordan says she done! and Jeff scissor kicks her down to the bed and then tickles her leg saying "do you feel that?"...Jordan says it tickles, she playfully punches him and says she feels it...Jeff asks if she's going to chest bump him? 😉 Jordan says to not make fun of her for that, she had to do that...Jeff says she had to do what she had to do...Jordan says to prove she wasn't scared, when she gets out of there she'll punch him in the face if he tries that again...Jeff says whoa!...they joke around about both of them being in the Mimmo crime family...Jeff says they work together LOL They talk about what if someone here actually had a relative in the mob, a criminal...Jeff doesn't think they would allow it. Jeff says he knew that if he referenced that movie Jordan would know...Jeff asks her what is the name of the movie he just told her about?...she doesn't know, lol...Jeff gets agitated that she doesn't listen to him...she says she does but she has a small attention span...Jeff says she doesn't listen, he told her the name 10 seconds ago...Jordan says she forgot...Jeff drops it. Jordan plays with Jeff's arm/armpit and Jeff asks her what she's doing, does she wanna get in there? She says yes...they talk about Jordan's grandparents' names and the feeds cut out... They return with Jordan playing with Jeff's arm again, she leans down onto Jeff's arm and sings ♪going to the chapel and we're gonna get married ♪ :) Jeff wants her to play with his other arm...she does and they goof around some more...Jordan wants Jeff's armpit so she gets in there...Jordan says for him not to move away...Jeff says he's giving her more armpit space...Jordan says she's supposed to dig her hole...Jeff says she's fu**ed...Jordan needs to stay in there, it's dark and hidden...Jeff needs Tums...Jordan starts singing ♪going to the chapel and we're gonna get married ♪ and feeds cut out again... They return with Jordan saying she feels like doing nothing...Jeff says him too...Jeff asks Jordan if she has ever gone to the circus?...Jordan says no...Jeff asks what about the zoo?...Jordan says when she was little...Jordan points out that she lost the mate to one of her earrings...Jeff jokes around that he only needs to get her the one then, the match...Jordan says she needs two and make them square, lol, but that's only if he wins the money...Jeff's got it, he remembers. Jordan says he seems like he's in a better mood...Jeff says he told her needed a day or two...Jordan says he might not leave...Jeff has a good idea he's going... Jordan asks if he wants to cook something?...Jeff says no, he wants to get cooking in here Jordan says Jeff is a nerd...Jeff says what if BB said alright guys, you have one hour all the cameras are shut off...Jordan says Jeff would be on her like...just kidding...Jeff says would she get down & dirty?...Jordan says would I?...Jeff says yeah, who else is in here?....Jordan says she was just re-stating the question...Jeff says because Jordan got nervous about the question. Jordan says no sex...Jeff says but down & dirty, oh yeah...Jordan rubs Jeff's ear and says oh, Jeffff...Jordan asks if Jeff randomly sleeps with people?...Jeff says no, never...she asks if he's ever had a one night stand?...Jeff says no, me neither...Jeff asks if she's ever had pineapple upside down cake?...Jordan says yes, the shot?...Jeff says no, the cake LOL They bicker a little over the shot vs the cake... Jeff grabs Jordan's head, brings her closer and asks if she's ever had the Good Humor chocolate eclairs?...Jordan says no...Jeff says Jordan needs to otherwise she's not living, she needs to get busy living...Jordan says she wants a margarita...Jeff says if he was on the beach eating he could pop some beersssssssss...Jordan says she wants to go to the beach...Jeff says to fish?...Jordan says she will fish... They talk about potentially getting a trip out of the house and rescuing the other from the jury house for a day, they bicker cutely about that...Jordan wants to know if she's going so she can put on her best outfit...Jeff says let's just dress cute anyways...Jordan says they're up on the block together, how crazy is that?...Jeff says not as crazy as he thought.😩 So anyways, what would we do in that hour? ;) 11:57am-12:15pm Jeff and Jordan both say they don't even want to sit through the veto ceremony...Jeff says he'll smash that thing in half, kick the box over and storm out of there, that'll show them...Jeff then pokes fun at Jordan's split ends LOL he wants to see one...Jordan tries to show him...Jeff says nevermind, he was just trying to prove to her that she doesn't have as many as she thought...Jordan says she has them because she needs a haircut, her hair has gotten a lot longer, she says it's bad when you have them...Jeff says she gets her hair done at her salon right?...Jordan says yes, for free and colored for free...Jeff asks if it's a senior that does it?...Jordan says yes...Jordan finds a split end. Jordan snuggles into Jeff's armpit and they talk a little bit about the salon & the stylists there...Jordan says the stylists work their way up...Jeff says if he came in there and he was Edward Scissorhands, rocking out haircuts would he be a senior?...Jordan says no...Jeff says well then he would go somewhere else because her place sucks anyway and he'd storm out of there! Jordan says it would be like if she went to hair school and finished...Jeff pokes fun at Jordan covering her mouth when she talks LOL...they talk about everything smelling like garlic and fish...Jeff says "this one tastes like fish" :)...Jordan tells Jeff he has booger...Jeff says when he's in this room now he gets bad vibes because he was climbing the walls in there (during veto comp), when he looks around that's what he thinks...Jordan goes back to the hair school thing...Jeff pretends to flick a booger on Jordan...Jordan says not to do that...Jeff says "what'd you say booger?"...Jordan says she would start at the bottom and work her way up but you still make good money...they face each other... Jeff goes back to the convo he's really interested in... He says "so anyways, what would we do in that hour?"  (when the cameras are shut off 😘)...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff repeats...Jordan says "I don't know" while rubbing Jeff's head...Jeff says "oh you know"...Jordan giggles and snuggles closer... Jeff says "they'd turn off the lights and put on that CD, the one that you hear late at night with all the songs on there, you know which one I'm talking about?"...Jordan says yeah she knows, the ummm...Jeff says "love jams?"...Jordan says "slow motion"...they laugh and Jordan starts singing ♪ have I told you lately that I love you ♪ ...BB tells her to stop singing...Jeff says they were waiting on that one... Jordan says "yeah...it's like a couple dancing to a candlelight dinner...or they're sitting by the ocean holding hands...something corny"...Jeff says "it's funny...what if Smooth Jazz came on and sang a jam...a slow jam?"...Jordan says "I would laugh"...Jeff says "but we'd be getting busy"...Jordan says "no we wouldn't!"...Jeff says "what are you talking about?"...Jordan says "why do you think we'd be getting busy?" Jeff says "oh you know what goes down" 😘 they giggle... Jordan says Jeff is just sexually frustrated...Jeff says he just wants to make sure his junk works...Jordan says it's because he hasn't used it in awhile?...Jeff says "yeah, he gawn!"...Jordan says he's hibernating right now...Jeff has to call a plumber...Jordan says he's clogged. They get quiet...Jordan then stops rubbing Jeff's head...Jeff farts and asks Jordan if she's going to miss them?...Jordan does smell garlic...Jeff says it's garlic city in here, it's probably coming out of his pores because he puts 10 cloves of garlic in everything...Jordan says your poop will smell bad if you eat a lot of garlic...Jeff says garlic is good for you and he starts talking about garlic and garlic pills when Jordan blurts out that it reminds her of her dream...Jeff gets frustrated that she interrupted his story, he says she must of have been reminded since the day they walked in there because that's all she does, he wants her to listen when he tells stories LOL Jordan says continue, she wants to hear his garlic story...Jeff laughs and says forget it, it would have turned out good...but then he says there were two garlic people and they massaged each other and then he was going to show her and massage her everywhere...Jordan says oh, shut up!...Jeff says you never saw that movie? it's Garlic & Me. 😜 ...Jordan says he got that from Marley & Me. Jordan starts to tell her dream and Jeff says "St. Joseph!"...they giggle...Jordan asks if Jeff wants her to do her Renny?...Jeff says no, he just wanted to throw her off LOL...Jordan says it's funny...Jeff says it's hilarious when she does it, it makes him laugh all the time and she did it 100 times. Jordan tells her dream about serving, they changed the computer system and there was a boy there from school who was rude, she was flustered with all the tables and the drinks, she remembers that now...Jeff wants to know the ingredients for Buffalo sauce (? lol)...Jordan doesn't know...then they talk about boneless chicken wings and hot sauces and what they like...Jeff says he likes mango habanero sauce...Jeff wants to send Jordan a mango, he has a list of things he wants to send her, she's getting a care package. 😊 Jordan wants Jeff's Aurora hat, she says she will give it back to him after the show...Jeff thought she would keep it so he says she can have whatever she wants then, he questions if she's lying...Jordan says she will give it back, they'll see each other (after)...Jeff says their suitcases will be all over the place...Jordan wants his grey sweatpants...Jeff says done!...Jordan says she will give everything back, she promises...Jeff wants to flip it if he stays...Jordan says he can have her SP shampoo....Jeff says LUMINOUS! he cracks up 😂 Jordan wants to keep the booster though...Jeff wants it to make his hair silky...Jordan says she needs it...Jeff says deal's off!!...Jordan says fine, crybaby he can have it...Jeff says the deals back on, so he gets shampoo?...Jordan doesn't know what else to give him? her Mardi Gras shirt since he hates it so much...Jeff says St. Mary!...Jordan says "you want Mardi Gras?"...Jeff says it's alright, he wants her one bra LOL....Jordan says she needs it...Jeff can't believe she only brought one bra...Jordan says that thing is for memories from right after her boob job. Oh the irony here...LOL Jeff says she can sell it on Ebay...Jordan says no...Jeff says it's been through war...Jeff says he can't believe people put their shit on Ebay...Jordan says it's embarrassing...Jeff says it's pretty vain...Jordan says look who was doing it (Jessie)...Jeff says exactly, here's my pants from the competition...Jordan says here's my wifebeater, who would want that?...Jeff says he's going to give that stuff away at home, to the people at home who love him and watch him, his friends, no, not his fan club, dork...Jordan says she was about to say omg Jeff are you serious?...Jeff says if he was serious he would allow her to fu**ing smash that dresser over his head, if his friends want stuff, he'll give it to them... Jeff starts tickling Jordan on her neck, she goes crazy and Jeff laughs...Jeff says people would think he was choking her but he wasn't, he could choke her to death without evidence because he'd do it without squeezing, just tickling and he'd get the same satisfaction...Jordan calls Jeff a psycho Jordan says she needs to use the bathroom...Jeff says where are you going?...Jordan says aww, he wants to stay and hang out...Jordan says c'mon let's get up...Jeff says to where? so they can lay in another room?...Jordan gets up and puts on Jeff's slippers and says his feet are huge...Jeff says his feet are size 10 but those are 15, that's why people slop around in them...Jordan wants Jeff to get up...Jeff says to carry him, drag him off the bed halfway, she tries to pull his legs to get him out of bed but he's too heavy...they goof around for a bit and then Jeff says they're such losers, they're bonding like the 2 losers that are on the block...Jordan says they always bonded...Jeff says he knows, but the 2 losers on the block love to commiserate...Jordan is walking out when she says right...Jeff says what did I just say? Jordan repeats it (she listened! )...they both walk out… I’m human, I have to poop 12:16- 12:22 PM Jordan heads to the bathroom after leaving the SS room...Jeff wanders in there too and asks her where she is going?...Jordan says bathroom...he asks her how long she will be?...she says huh?...Jeff says he's just joking, he brushes his teeth and puts his contacts in and waits...Jordan opens the door and says "you're not going in there are you?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says no...Jeff says "I told you, why didn't you let me pee!"...Jordan says to wait...Jeff says did you spray?...Jordan says she did but let it air out...Jeff says if she knew she was going to take a dump why didn't she let him pee first?...Jordan says she doesn't know, don't ask her so many questions...Jeff says it's one question..."why couldn't I pee when she had to take a shit?" Jordan says she had to take one bad...Jeff says liar!...Jordan yells she had to take one!...Jeff says eww, he smells it from there, he's joking and he laughs...Jordan says hang on...Jeff says he's waiting, what does she want?...Jordan starts spraying...Jeff says alright, alright, too much of that stuff makes him sick...Jordan fans the room with the door LOL...Jeff says does it reek?...Jordan says no, it should be good, she just didn't want him to smell anything and be ughhh...Jeff says eww, Jordan! Jordan says "I'm human, I have to poop!" 💩 Jeff says they can't talk for the rest of the day, he's just joking and he goes to use the bathroom, when he enters he says oh man, maybe I'll poop too Jordan tells Jeff she wants to make something...Jeff says eggs and toast and bacon...Jordan says "and what?"...Jeff says "and toast?"...Jordan says he's missing something, pancakes...Jeff says not today...Jordan wants them, she asks if he's making enough for her?...Jeff asks if she wants eggs and potatoes...Jordan says omg, yeah!...Jeff says alright...Jordan wonders if there's biscuits? probably not, that stinks...Jeff says "it stinks in here" LOL ...Jordan asks Jeff if he's pooping, he is...she says uhhhh...she leaves and tells him to hurry up and poop. Jeff the sexy cook 12:22-12:58pm Jordan goes in the kitchen to pour herself a drink...Jeff comes in from the bathroom, Jordan looks at him and Jeff says what?...Jordan says nothin' I was just lookin' at you. 😊 Jeff says she was giving him a weird look, what are you giving me a look like? huh? ooh, I wish the cameras were off for an hour (again! lol)...Jordan says yep...Jeff says hell yeah, see Jordan, I knew you'd come around...Jordan smiles... Jeff says "I love how we're pretending like we're...well you're not, never mind"...Jordan says "like we're gonna do it?"...Jeff says "oh no, I'm not pretending about that"  Jeff says he was going to say breakfast...Jordan doesn't get it. Jordan is putting things away in the kitchen while Jeff preps to make his dish...Jordan asks Jeff about an omelet he made a long time ago with a bunch of different things in it, it was spicy...Jeff says that is what he's doing right now...Jeff complains about the ants and leaving out food...Jeff sprays them with Raid...Natalie saunters in and out of the kitchen, she comes back in and tells them that Michele, without telling Kevin, went up to sleep in his HOH room which is why Kevin is pissed...Jeff noticed he was acting weird...Natalie can't believe she did that...they all laugh...Jeff says to Jordan "dude, she's weird" Jordan, as she's washing dishes, tells Jeff that she wishes Jeff would convince her to use the veto...Jeff says he wishes Jordan would...Jordan says she's not in love with her though...Jeff says she's not in love with him either and don't fu**ing start ok?...Jordan says she's not... Jordan goes outside while Jeff preps the food and cooks shirtless. 😛 Yeah, he looks mighty fine doing it. Jordan comes back inside, she seems pensive...Jeff asks her what's up, what is she thinking about?...Jordan says I don't know, just stuff...feeds cut out briefly...when they return Jordan is sitting on the counter by the fridge and Jeff approaches her and tries to kiss her neck...Jordan pushes him away and says no, go!...feeds cut out for a sec then when they return Jordan is saying ok, I just...Jeff says hold on...Kevin & Natalie walk past to go to the RR...Jeff goes to the fridge and says they need to clean it out sometime...Jeff approaches Jordan again saying what were you saying?...he tries to kiss her neck again... Jordan pushes him away again and says he's cold...he flashes his dimpled smile and sticks his tongue out, laughs and walks away (seen in a ton of tributes) Jordan says pull up your pants!...Jeff says he would if they had elastic on them which was strangely enough the case when he came in there LOL Jordan says they look huge...Jeff says he had elastic til someone borrowed them...Jordan said who did that? 😉 Jeff says he doesn't know, they gawn and took the elastic with them... Jeff keeps cooking...Jeff says this stuff is going to be jamoni...he walks towards Jordan again and says what?...Jordan says nothing...Jeff turns around and asks Jordan to scratch...she scratches Umm, yeah, sexy.... Jordan asks if Jeff is cold?...he says no but she gave him chills a little bit...Jordan randomly says that her thighs are big...Jeff ignores it. Jeff talks about adding the eggs to the mixture and says it's so they can jam together...Jordan says Jeff should really be a cook or open up his own restaurant...Jeff says that would be awesome...Jordan says why doesn't he?...Jeff says because it's a lot of money and a lot of work to do that. Jordan says Jeff should open one and she can be the manager...Jeff says alright, it sounds like a plan, what's the name of it? Mimmo's?...Jordan says no...Jordan says "we lost"...Jeff says "it hurts"...Jordan says yeah, it hurts...they should have things like stab in the back beer or cuckoo magoo cocktails...Jeff says BB would sue them...Jeff says he doesn't think people would go to a restaurant called it hurts LOL Jeff says they should call it Vit Tan Don's...Jordan says no, they wouldn't be able to pronounce it...Jeff says it would be cool...Jeff asks who is buying this restaurant?...Jordan says you!...Jeff says then he should pick the name...Jordan says do it...Jeff wants Vit Tan Don's...Jordan says no LOL Jeff laughs and says what does she want then? Jordan says something with J in it because they both have J's in their name...Jeff says J to the Izzo? 😛 then JayZ would sue them, they can't win...Jordan asks about his cooking?...Jeff says he just makes it up as he goes along, he's seen a skillet before though...Jeff says cooking isn't hard, he likes it, that way he knows what is going in it...Jordan says not to make it too spicy...Jeff says he isn't, he's toned down the spicy since being there...Jordan says good job because she hates spicy...Jeff says he hates her Jordan says her stomach gets upset easily...Jeff says there's a kid at his work that is super fat, they made him drink the take out container of hot sauce for 12 bucks, lol and he ate a locust for 20 bucks, he even drank his own piss...FEEDS CUT OUT...LOL...when the feeds return, the skillet is finished and they are helping themselves...they go outside to eat… What do you mean what do I mean 1:10-1:27pm After finishing eating Jeff goes to lay down in the SS room...Jordan joins him a short while later, she sits on the slide and they give each other a look...Jeff smiles and Jordan says there ya go... They're bored and don't want to go outside and sit in the sun...Jeff says it's Sunday, it's a lazy day...Jordan says she never does anything on Sundays at home ever...Jeff says TV, movies...Jordan gets in bed...Jeff says it's his side but he makes way for her Jeff says Jordan was crunked yesterday...Jordan says she doesn't think BB will air her crunk DR session... They have decided to play a game...Jeff says they will take a couple of minutes to brainstorm some games, each must think of 3 ideas in 3 minutes and Jeff says if Jordan doesn't she has to take off her clothes. 😂 he says no wait, that's one of my ideas LOL Jordan spoons Jeff and they think. Jordan can't think of one...Jeff says maybe if she scratches his back it will help...she protests...Jeff says draw a picture instead...she does...it's a sailboat...that game is over quick...Jeff says alright, just scratch...please 😊 She does for a little while, then she stops...Jeff moves to signal for her to keep going...she doesn't so he leans back and reaches out to her and says "you getting sleepy?"...Jordan says no, she's thinking...she grabs Jeff and pulls him closer...Jeff says about what?...Jordan says everything...Jeff says "well don't...let's not talk about that...I know what you're thinking about...for real...and then I fu**ing get stressed out and need Tums"...Jordan giggles. Jeff says this place shredded his insides and his lungs are riddled with smokes, he's not smoking today, yesterday he smoked a lot and it made him sick...Jeff tells Jordan to say something like tell him she doesn't like it (aww) Jordan says she has told him before to not smoke anymore...Jeff says it's over...Jordan says he doesn't listen to her and then he smokes anyways...Jeff says he hasn't smoked today...Jordan says by the end of the night he might. Jeff says if he doesn't smoke at all today, it's getting dirty in there later...deal?...Jordan says deal...Jeff says how dirty?...Jordan sings some Christina Aguilera lyric which Jeff didn't get then he says how about if he doesn't smoke 3 days in a row? Is it bow chicka bow bow time?...Jordan says Jefffff!...Jeff says what? he needs some incentive ...Jordan says no, he can wait 😘 Jeff calls her on it and says for what?...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says what is she saying? (busted!) Jordan smiles sheepishly and says nothing...Jeff asks if she's giving him clues to a hidden meaning?...Jordan says no...Jeff knows exactly what she means, he says "oh, I get it"...Jordan says what?...Jeff says "I know what you mean"...Jordan says she doesn't know what he means, what does he mean?...Jeff keeps egging her on saying "I got it don't worry"...Jordan says "what do you mean!?"...Jeff says he's got it, he purrs and laughs...Jordan says he doesn't know what he means...Jeff says yeah he does, he knows what she means and she means business 😛 Jeff plays with the cabinet drawer and then Jordan kisses his arm and asks Jeff what day this is?...they go over what day it is and how many days the HG's spend in the house... Whoville people/Luminous/Herbal Essence 1:28-1:41pm Jeff and Jordan are quiet and then Jordan shifts a little...Jeff turns to look at her and says what? just say it whatever it is...Jordan says she's not saying anything...Jeff says to just say it cuz it's all in her head and no matter what story he tells that's all she can think about, so what's up?...Jordan says she's not saying anything...Jeff says what's on your mind?...Jordan says nothing, she's just thinking...Jeff gives her the most beautiful look...Jordan says what?...he keeps adoring her...Jordan says where's my kiss?...Jeff smiles and flicks her face... ...Jordan says why'd you flick me off?...Jeff gets nervous now, lol, he says Jordan is being fishy, he covers his face with the blanket...Jordan asks with what?...Jeff doesn't like fishy business...Jordan says how can she be fishy? fishy with what?...Jordan puts her head under too and they kiss briefly...Jeff says he wishes they were fishing...Jordan says let's pretend that...Jeff does the fish mouth with his lips and Jordan says not to do that, she thought it was a kiss...they kiss again and then both are doing the fish face...Jeff isn't sure he likes it. Jordan tells Jeff to do the monkey...Jeff says for her to do it...Jeff says she looks so weird, Whoville...Jeff brings up the fat kid at work again LOL and the feeds cut out for a minute...when they return J&J are bickering over the Grinch & Whoville 😅 Jordan raises her voice and Jeff goes to choke her out LOL...it's pretty funny and thanks to Jordan I now know that Whoville people are people! 😂 Jordan flips him the bird and Jeff says he didn't know Jordan got so animated...Jordan says when they go home, he's going to watch the Grinch...Jeff says how about it you go home and get away from me right now if you talk to me like that again! Serious face by Jeff...he starts laughing at how Jordan got scared...Jordan denies...Jeff says Jordan was thinking "I'm sorry Jeff"...Jordan laughs and says "shut up, you know you'd miss me"...Jeff says you're going to miss me...Jordan says you'll miss me... Jeff says he's sure they'll be fine they'll get texts (sounds like Texas) like crazy...Jordan is confused with the Texas reference...Jeff says yeah, we'll text each other...Jordan says she was thinking too deep into it...Jeff wants to know, he wants to laugh about it...Jordan mentions her friend Big Texas...feeds cut out... When they return they're clearing up the text/Texas mix up and Jeff says he can't wait to get out of there and text Jordan.🥰 Jeff cracks up...Jordan says she will send him annoying text messages all the time, she says at the end of all of them she will put TTYN...they laugh...Jeff says it's so funny...Jeff says Luminous!...Jordan says she can mail him some of that for cheap, she gets a discount from work...she talks about the prices and the 3 step Luminous process, lol. Jordan says it's mainly for blondes, she gets compliments all the time on her hair when she uses it. Luminous! ✨ Jordan can't wait to get home, get her hair done, colored, her eyebrows done, fixed...Jeff says he uses the shittiest products...Jordan brings up Survivor & unibrows LOL Jeff says it only last 30 days because they don't want to starve people for too long...Jordan is surprised it's that short. Jordan says to continue about the bad hair shampoo...Jordan can get Jeff good stuff at a discount...Jeff says one of his friends...that was a girl...they laugh...had some tingly conditioner that he loved...Jeff says he gets so excited with products...Jordan says she can buy a big bottle for Jeff for only 12 bucks, it's good stuff...Jordan is animated again and Jeff goes to choke her again ...Jordan says she gets a discount...Jeff asks her if she's screaming because he screams and she's around him a lot and it's rubbed off?...Jordan says probably but when she tries to make a point she gets like that... Jeff asks for his iced tea that's on the ground...Jordan passes it to him...he sits up to drink it and Jordan says she thinks that is a lot for shampoo because he could just go buy (pronounce the H) Herbal Essence or Pantene Pro-V...Jeff asks what could he buy?(already smiling at how Jordan pronounces herbal) ..Jordan says (pronounce the H) Herbal Essence...Jeff smiles and says Herbal?...Jordan says Herbal Essence!...Jeff laughs...he lays back down and says oh, man, Herbal...Jordan says you know! and she imitates the commercial...Jeff says isn't it “Erbal”? Jordan says no, it's Herbal, H.E.R.B...Jeff absolutely cracks up laughing 🤣 and then says like Herbie Hancock? it's Herbal Essence...they both laugh...Jeff says holy, he loves it, he needs a fu**ing CD of all this stuff, he wonders if they could get somebody on that case. Jordan's stomach makes a weird noise and they giggle over that, then Jeff goes back to the H thing and asks if she ever smoked any Herb?...he laughs again and says his buddies like to smoke a lot of Herb...one of them loves it...feeds cut out... Guess what animal I am game 1:45-2:27pm When the feeds return J&J have decided to play an animal guessing game (leading to one of the funniest moments on the feeds...African Kangaroo). They go over how to play the game and they start. Jeff goes first, he has an animal. Jordan is guessing...she asks what he eats...Jeff says grass...and leaves and whatever's around on the prairie.  Jordan asks if he's a cow, a sheep or a goat? Jeff says no, he's not by any of those animals. Jordan asks if he's furry? Jeff says people like his fur...he has a very distinct pattern. Jordan asks where would she find him? Jeff says besides the zoo, Africa. Jordan guesses he's a giraffe!🦒 Jeff says no, but they're around where's he at.... Jordan guesses a kangaroo? 🦘 Jeff says in Africa!? 🤔 Jordan says "I don't know! Stop yelling at me!" (as she is yelling, lol) Jeff says "a kangaroo in Africa? and what distinct patterns do kangaroos have? 😂Jordan says she forgot about that part! stop! ok... Jeff says ugh! you get me angry...Jordan says umm...Jeff says to keep asking questions...Jordan asks for Jeff to describe himself...Jeff says he's very horse-like. Jordan finally guesses zebra 🦓Jeff says wow! Jordan says ahhh, I got it. Jeff says he needs a 5 minute break, he's just joking. Jordan says it's his turn now. Jeff asks if she's got it, she says yes. Jeff asks "is it an African kangaroo?" (there is laughter heard behind the walls of the room LOL) Jeff looks over at Jordan, they laugh and he says "they were not laughing at us were they?" (hell yeah they were!) J&J keep laughing and then Jordan says she gets so mad at Jeff because he yells it out and he makes her look bad... Jeff says you don't think they're laughing behind the camera thinking did she (Jordan) just say that? yeah he's the one that points out because they're doing other work and say hey? what did Jeff just say?... Jordan keeps laughing but says Jeff calls her out and she makes him look bad! she forgot he said distinctive stripes and she was picturing kangaroos in Africa (more laughter from them) 😂 Jeff says he said distinctive stripes and Africa and Jordan just blurted out kangaroo, what is she talking about? Jordan says but don't call her out like that anymore...he says he's not...Jordan says just stop, ok go. Jeff says the worst thing is they ask him about it in the DR and he doesn't know what to say anymore. Jeff's turn...is she a reptile or an animal? Animal. Can you find her at the zoo? Yeah. Is she furry? Yes. Is she originally found in Africa? Yes. Is she a safari animal? Yeah. Does she have a pattern? Yeah. Jeff says is she kind of like a zebra? Jordan says it is a zebra!!  🤣🤣🤣 Jeff gives her a look --- 😲 Jordan says nevermind, nevermind, she was thinking of something else... Jeff says now, she's just acting stupid... Jordan says she thought Jeff said giraffe so she was saying yeah! he got it, let's just do another one LOL Jeff says c'mon, he hates when she acts dumb. Jordan says she's not, it was an accident. Jeff's turn again...Jordan's got one. Jeff asks are you a reptile or animal? Reptile. Are you a snake? Yes. (that was quick) Jordan's turn. Are you furry? No. What do you eat? Hay, and fish and stuff, he thinks he eats meat but he eats mostly hay. Found on a farm? No. Are you cute? Maybe in cartoons but not real life. What color are you, patterns? No patterns, kind of purple-ish. Purple? Yes that's what you'd describe me as...greyish-purple. Jordan is perplexed...Is he in water? Uh huh. Jordan guesses octopus. Jeff says no but that was good. Jellyfish? No, she's drifting. Does he live in water? No but he goes in the water a lot because it gets too hot. Jordan says greyish-purple color? Umm, a hippo...no that's grey...Jeff smiles😃 Jordan says am I close? Jeff says she was really, really close... Jordan says but they're, a hippopotamus? Jeff says yeah! Jordan says they're not purple! Jeff says they don't have a purplish tint? Jordan says no! they're grey! Jeff doesn't know about all that. Jordan says are you color blind? they don't have a purple tint Jeff. Jeff says you wanna bet? Jordan says no, hippopotamusses are grey...they laugh 😅 Jeff bets they have a purple tint, elephants are grey. They keep bickering over it...Jeff say who are you going to believe? myself or you? LOL Jeff calls Natalie over and asks her opinion. Natalie agrees with Jordan, no purple tint.  Natalie says Jeff is trippin', Jordan agrees and says Jeff has been smoking the herb 🤪 Jeff continues debating it but Jordan is ready to play again... Jordan has one...Jeff says they are purple, they're not even grey, they're purple... Jordan says she won't argue with him... Jeff wants to bet, what is she willing to lose. Jeff says they'll send each other some tingly conditioner if the other loses. Deal! 🤝 They smoke it.😀 Jeff's turn...do you live on a farm? No. Are you an animal or reptile? Animal. Are you furry? Yes. Are you white? No Do you have horns? No, I have ears. Jeff laughs and says as other animals who uses their horns as ears. 😛 He cracks up! Do you have a mouth? Yes. Are you cuddly? Yes, she could be sometimes. Jeff guesses koala bear or panda bear? No. Jordan says when she poops she throws it at you. Jeff says monkey? Yes! Jordan's turn...do you live in water? No. Are you furry? Yes but furry doesn't describe him. What does he eat? Fruits & nuts and stuff. Where does he live? Warm climates. Is he in Africa? He's got cousins there. What color is he? All different, bright colors. A peacock? No. Bird-like? Yes. A parrot? Yeah. 🛎️ Jeff's turn...Are you a reptile or animal? Reptile. Have a hard shell? Hard but no shell. Jeff says me too. 😉 Live in water? Yes, in and out. Can you breathe underwater? Not sure, mostly float. An alligator? Yes. Jordan's turn...Do you live in water? No but I like it. Do you have legs? Yeah but they're kind of connected to my body..(Uh duh!)...if he does they're really small... Jeff thinks aloud and says do I have legs? what are those fu**ing things? Are you a snake? Umm. Are you black? Yes. Are you ugly? No, cute. Where do i find you? In the cold. A penguin? Yeah. They laugh. Jeff asks Jordan if they have legs? Jordan says yeah, they walk. Jeff says they don't have kneecaps that's for sure. Jordan says they hobble, she would call them feet. Jeff says they're like Mr. Potato Head. They try to figure out Penguins and their legs 😁 Jeff's turn...Are you an animal or reptile? I live in water. Are you a fish? Yes. Guess the fish? Yes. Do you live in salt water or fresh? Salt. Dolphin? No. Do you have big teeth? Jordan says they might not be big, she guesses if she was a little shark, they would be little but...Jeff says are you a shark? Jordan says God dangit! 😂 They laugh especially after Jordan does a little fart. Jeff say the answer would be yes, big teeth if you were a shark. Jeff pokes fun at her fart and Jordan says the fart was saying Let's Dance. 💃 Jordan's turn...What color are you? White. Sheep? No. Polar Bear? Yeah, that was fast. Jordan wants another game. Jeff asks if polar bears are black under their white fur. Jordan doesn't think so. Jeff says he heard that. They talk about polar bears and how they keep warm...Jeff says they use their blubber to keep warm. Jordan wonders if he's bs'ing her...Jeff says it's for real...why doesn't she believe him because he used the word blubber? LOL Jeff wishes he had a friend named Blubber. Jordan wonders if they're done...Jeff's turn...Live on land or water? Land. Animal or reptile? Animal. Furry? No, well not furry but some hair. Elephant? No. Found on a farm? Yes. A pig? Yes. They discuss pigs. Jordan starts playing with Jeff's nipple. 🧐 Jeff recalls the laughter behind the wall. Jordan's turn...Find you in a zoo? Yes. Live in Africa? No in the US & Canada. Furry? Not furry but have fur. Big or little? Compared to? Elephant big? No, little. Koala bear little? Around that size. Are you mean? No but I look mean. Gorilla? No. Do you have feet and legs? Yes but they're not called feet. Jeff says she's way off. Are you reptile? No. Sharp teeth? No teeth. Where would I find you? In a tree, at the top. Can you fly? Yes. An owl? No. An eagle? Yes. Jeff is tired and snuggles the blanket. He says Jordan looks tanned. Jordan wants another game. Jeff slaps her arm and says that was a good game. Jordan wants to do one last and final one... Animal or reptile? Animal. Furry? Covered in hair. On a farm? No. At a zoo? Yes. Feathers? No. Go in the water? No... Natalie wanders in and Jeff says what's up purple hippo?...Spots or patterns? No. Live here or Africa? Here or another country. A horse? No. A cow? No. Eat meat? Not sure what they eat. Are you small? No, not horse big but human size if standing. Dog? No, most of them are brown. Cute? Not really, I can be mean, I hop around. Kangaroo? Yes. Jeff says you went back to kangaroo? Jordan says yes because she knew he wouldn't go back to that again. Game over. Jeff gets really sleepy and Jordan starts talking to Natalie and is getting sleepy too...Natalie leaves...

September 2 Plans & Schemers & Cuddlers 12-12:09pm Jeff, Jordan & Natalie are still talking about the wrap party and the chances of them staying after BB for a few days in LA. Jeff is saying something about paying for an extra night in the hotel and then flying back home, they could pay for their own party somewhere...Jordan says yeah, pay for our own drinks and stuff...Jordan says she's want her flight the next day to be late at night because she'd be so hung over...Jeff says he would actually like to stay a couple more days, he doesn't know how it would work out or how he would work that out...Natalie cheekily asks if Jordan is going to stay a couple of days with Jeff...Jordan giggles and Jeff smiles...Natalie says no, get to know California, it's a popular place...Jeff says "I told her to stay"...Natalie says it's really popular out here. Jordan fake yawns and says "if we can move the flights, I mean I do wanna see my mom and them, I do wanna get home but if Jeff would stay maybe 2 days, maybe 3 days, 3 days max then I would" 🥰(Jordan looks at Jeff who is acting all non-chalant but smiling inside I'm sure...) Natalie asks where Kevin & Michele are? They don't know, Natalie says they are scheming, she starts yelling at them "I know you're scheming, bastards, scheming!" They talk a bit about Kevin & Michele...Natalie walks out saying she's going to catch them scheming, she leaves yelling "schemers!!"...Jeff says she is so hammered. Jordan grabs a pillow from the floor for herself and says everything seems so dirty...she lays down near Jeff and says that Michele is getting so pissed (with Natalie)...Jeff says he knows, they're going to go at it, Michele has no patience, why doesn't she just be quiet? you could see it when they were playing cards. The camera moves positions and Jordan laughs and says "oh there it goes" 😉 Natalie comes back and flops down on the rafts...she tells J&J that she called Michele a schemer. Jordan farts. 🥴 Jeff sees that she did and gets up to leave because according to Jordan it's stinky and he doesn't want to smell it. LOL Natalie says "cochina" and they laugh. Jeff leaves and Jordan lays down on Jeff's pillow. Natalie says Jordan better not be scheming, Jordan says she hasn't, she's just been hanging out with Jeff and keeping to herself...Jordan wants to put on shorts...Natalie says for her to wear sweats, it gets cold...Jordan says she can't, she says she's miserably full from tonight...they get quiet. Natalie asks "is Jeff a good cuddler?"...Jordan says "uh, yeah, I mean, we don't really cuddle too much"...Natalie says that's boring, he doesn't hold her? Jordan says not too much...Natalie says she needs to tell him...Jeff walks in with his glasses on 🤓smiling at Jordan...Jeff asks what?...Natalie says that Jordan said Jeff doesn't hold her in the middle of the night...Jordan giggles...Jeff says what? and drinks a sip of water and accidentaly spits it on Jordan who is laying in bed...Natalie repeats what she said and Jeff chokes on the water this time, lol. Jeff lays down, Natalie says girls like to be held...Jordan says "yeah, Jeff"...Jeff says "what are you talking about?"...Jordan laughs...Natalie says she asked Jordan about Jeff being a good cuddler and Jordan said he never holds me at night...Jeff looks at Jordan and says "you're...did you really say that?"... Jordan says she said that they don't really cuddle, cuddle...Jeff says "before we go to bed we cuddle and then afterwards we turn and smash our butts together...that's our move" they laugh... Jordan says they always put their butts together at night...Jeff says yeah, that's the move...Jordan says normally she holds his hand...Jeff says "and sometimes I wake up and her hand is cupped on my butt"...Jeff cracks up. Jordan says she wouldn't say cuddle, cuddle...Jeff agrees but says "we snuggle for a minute and then it's down to business (Jordan smiles)...then we have to get our rest"...Jeff out of the corner of his eye sees Jordan looking at him and smiling and says "not that business...I wish" 🥰 Jeff asks if he should shut the lights off? Natalie says mmm, hmm. Jeff says she gawn, she gawn over there. He gets up and shuts them, burps loudly and then he lays back down and sings "let me lick you up and down" .. brief FISH It’s up to Big Jeff 12:09-12:18am Jordan says she hates when you first turn off lights and all you see is black and you can't see nothin'. Jeff says it almost looks like white in your eyes right? Jordan says right. Jeff yawns and says he wants to go to a haunted house...pretty soon, when they get back it will be time already. Jordan says she loves going to haunted houses, doesn't he? Jeff says yeah, it gets scary. Jordan asks if Natalie likes going? Natalie mumbles mmm, hmm (she's almost asleep)...Jordan gets up to change into her shorts, she says "you gawn"...Jeff says "yeah, she gawn", they both agree she's out. Jeff can't believe BB didn't give them anything to drink tonight, isn't that weird? Jordan asks if he's mad? Jeff says he isn't but he would just like to have answers...Jordan says she would be more concerned if this were the real world (?)...Jeff says but they can't get drinks tomorrow and this is the last hurrah...Jordan says she can't believe it, she's still just...Jeff interrupts saying "they should have given us a shitload of drinks tonight and let me & you made some bad decisions" 😛 Jordan bonks Jeff with her elbow and says "I know"...Jeff puts his leg over Jordan's and says "then they would have had some TV"...Jordan rubs Jeff's hair/head (hard to see)...Jeff says he scratched her head all day today...Jordan says "not all day"...Jeff says "c'mon"...Jordan says "not all day Jeff"...Jeff says "a lot". Michele comes in and says "you guys are all in bed?"...Natalie shushes her...Jordan giggles...Michele goes and sits on her bed...Natalie says if Michele comes near her she will kick her in the boobs...Jeff says to settle down...Natalie says she is going to bed for real...it's awkward for Michele so she leaves saying she's going to scheme or do laundry. Jeff says "so anyhoo..."it's back to black again"...Jordan says tssyeah...Jeff imitates her...Jordan says "I love how you repeat a lot of stuff I say"...Jeff imitates her again in a growly voice...Jordan laughs...Jeff laughs...Jordan says "oh Jeff"...Jeff asks "what? where are you?"...Jordan says "hidden"...they move around and Jeff tickles/pinches Jordan (hard to see)...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "what?...you farted"...Jordan says she didn't, she promises...Jeff says everytime she laughs like that, it means it's a fart usually...Jordan elbows Jeff again and Jeff says "what's up with the elbow?"...Jordan puts her arms by her side...Jeff asks "what's going on over there?"...Jordan says "where? over here or over there?"...Jeff says over here...Jordan says nothing. They get quiet. Jordan says "they can lay out tomorrow and then pack together"...Jeff says "what a sad fu**ing day" 😞Jordan giggles...Jeff says he has to do a pack job, he doesn't know how he's going to fit everything in there. After being quiet again, Jeff grabs the cover and covers himself, turns towards Jordan, snuggles her and says mmmmm. Jeff feels something on her, asks if it's a scratch? Jordan says it must be. Jeff softly says "St. Mary!"...Jordan whispers "St. Mary, St. Joseph"...Jeff grabs Jordan even closer, Jordan slightly pushes him away, Jeff says "what?"...Jordan whispers "no"...Jeff gets comfy and says "I need a yes one time"  Jordan says "one day"...Jeff practically lays on top of Jordan and says "I doubt it, when is this day? today?"...Jordan whines...Jeff says "yeah?" Jordan says nuh uh...Jeff says "f**k yeah"...Jordan giggles and says she said no...Jeff says she said yes, he heard it....Jordan says not today...Jeff says "don't go back on your word"...Jordan says she's not. Jeff asks if Jordan is going to tell him about her dream. Jordan deflects asking if someone yelled something? she could have sworn somebody just said Jordan, he didn't hear it?...Jeff says no...he then whispers "it's creepy...Jordan...fool around with Jeff" 😅 Jordan laughs. @ the 12:16:13am mark Camera 1 turns towards Jeff & Jordan for a close up angle Jeff says "did you hear that? I didn't hear anything, what'd you hear? did you hear something? Jordan!"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "did you hear something?"...Jordan says "yes, I heard little Jeff, playdoh litte Jeff, it was his spirit, coming back saying..something."...Jeff says "yes!...little Jeff is trying to hook it up"...Jordan says "it's not up to little Jeff"...Jeff says "who's it up to?"...Jordan says "Big Jeff"  Jeff pulls Jordan closer saying "hmm, alright Let's Dance" Jordan laughs...movement under the covers...Jeff whispers in Jordan voice "mmm, noo"...Jordan whispers "no"...Jeff whispers "mmm, yes"...Jordan turns her head the other way...Jeff moves his hand...Jordan does something to make Jeff say "off completely?"...Jordan says no and she starts humming...Jordan asks if he's hot in his sweatpants? Jeff says a little bit, Jordan says that is why she changed into her shorts...Jeff gives up trying, LOL, and turns away from Jordan and throws the cover off of him onto Jordan...he exhales and closes his eyes...(poor guy, hehe) Jeff’s sexual frustration 12:18-12:21am Jeff has just turned on his back and pulled the cover off of him and onto Jordan after giving up making "advances" at Jordan, she denies him... Jordan is maybe feeling bad about not letting Jeff get his way a little...they are quiet then Jeff says he ate so much tonight...Jordan says she feels fat too...Jordan starts humming again and tries to grab Jeff's arm but he starts taking off his sweatpants and she whines...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says she's trying to get his arm...Jeff says "hold on a second"...Jordan says "sister?"...Jeff says "yeah, you relax, here you go" and he plops his arm down on her face LOL He starts trying to grab her face with his hand, she giggles but says "oww"...Jeff says "ow what?"...Jordan says it's her pimple...Jeff says "gross"...Jordan gets a little offended and pushes his arm away...Jeff says "come here" 🥰 Jordan relents and holds Jeff's hand. Jeff says she looks like that competition, he starts laughing...Jordan opens her mouth wide, she isn't impressed but she keeps holding his hand...Jeff says "what was the name of that? Pop that Veto"...Jeff laughs...Jordan half laughs but lets go of Jeff's hand...Jeff says "Jordan, come here" (my favorite two words)...Jordan directs his arm away and says "you can go over there"...Jeff says "no problem"...Jordan turns away from Jeff and sarcastically says "pop that veto"...Jeff says "pop that Jordan"...Jordan harumphs...Jeff says "you don't roll over on me"... Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff now feels bad and immediately covers himself and spoons Jordan...he fake humps her and they both laugh...Jordan says Jeff looks like a very sexually frustrated person...(they both mumble something I can't quite make out)...then Jeff says "well, what do I look like? a normal guy?"...Jordan says "true"...Jeff says "they're probably sick of me being shut down"...Jordan says "wha? I'm not doing it on camera"...Jeff says "me neither, you sicko"...they both laugh with Jordan saying to not turn it around on her and Jeff saying "what are you talking about?"... Renny: St. Mary! St. Joseph! 12:21-12:30 After J&J have a laugh about not "doing it" on camera, Jordan says "I'm so freaking bummed"...Jeff says "yeah, we lost"...Jordan says "no, it's like the worst"...Jeff says "yeah, it's the worst...it's over"...Jordan says she hasn't felt like this in a long time, it's weird, it's a game why is she getting all upset, she doesn't know why...Jeff says it's cuz they came so close and thought they were going to do it then it was snatched away and it gawn 😟 Jordan says if Jeff leaves on Thursday will he be nice when he leaves?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan asks if he is he going to be smiling and like Jeff or is he going to be negative and walk out like Lydia?...Jeff says "no, no, no, I'll be nice...you gotta go out with class, you can't be a fu**ing...goober"...Jordan says she said in the DR that if she was gone, if she gets evicted she's going to give everybody hugs and smiles, just walk out the door and joke around and laugh because when Julie says you're evicted, it's over, you gotta get over it...Jeff agrees....Jordan then says she said that if Jeff leaves he's going to be bitter but if he does go, she would hope, she wouldn't want to remember Jeff as walking out all pouty. Jeff gets a little pissy here and says while taking his arm out from underneath Jordan's head "I'm glad your DR's are about me walking out the door"...Jordan says she said it about her and she had to say it about him too...Jeff says "get off me"...Jordan repeats she had to talk about both...Jeff says her and production are having a good laugh about him...Jordan laughs and says she said it about both, didn't Jeff hear her?...Jordan has put her arm on Jeff, Jeff pushes it away playfully. Jeff says "St. Mary!"...Jordan says "she was in this room"...Jeff says "yeah, why? do you feel her spirit?"...Jordan laughs and says "it's awesome though" and then Jordan starts talking about Renny and how the room was in their season...Jordan reaches over to grab Jeff's hand...Jeff says "forget it" but he of course, gives it to her anyway...Jordan pulls him over, close to her, Jeff spoons her and says "I like this"  🥰 Jordan continues on about Renny and her leaning over the drawer...Jeff adjusts his mic that is bugging him, he asks if Renny was saying it in the drawer?...Jordan gets up and shows Jeff (in the dark, lol) how Renny was bending over the drawer saying St. Mary! St. Joseph!...Jordan cracks up and sits down...Jeff asks if she was saying it while she was sleeping?...Jordan gets up again and shows Jeff how she was leaning over...Jeff asks why she was saying that?...Jordan doesn't know but Keesha & Memphis were like Renny! and the next day they showed Renny in her DR and it showed her in the kitchen, grabbing Almond Joys and she guesses she was eating them, sleepwalking, she brought them back in the room and so she said the next day when she woke up and saw the empty wrappers of Almond Joys, she must of gotten up in the middle of the night 😃 Jeff says he has to watch that again...Jordan says he does, it's so funny...Jeff says they talk about this every single night...Jordan says it's cuz she loves her, Renny is the freaking bomb...Jordan thinks she didn't play dirty, she was just fun, she didn't scheme, last year's cast was cool, they had older people...Jordan goes over the last season and the older people that were cast...she wishes she was cast with them, she would have had so much fun. They get quiet and then all of a sudden a movement is seen under the covers by Jordan, Jeff quickly lifts the cover off of him...this must be an inside joke because Jeff looks over at Jordan and they crack up laughing...they're so in sync at this point that their laughs even sound the same! Jeff says "what? what happened? St. Mary"...Jordan says to say it...Jeff says "St. Mary!...I can't do it, you do it better"...Jordan says "do I?"...Jeff says yeah, it's funny when she does it...Jordan says "St. Mary!"...they crack up...Jeff asks if she really says that...Jordan says she swears it's something like that...Jeff says he has to watch it...Jordan says to fast forward to the final 5...Jeff says she made final 5?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff is surprised...Jordan explains the order... Jordan's mic jabs Jeff and he says "what's up? why do you always stick this thing in me? it makes me sick"...Jordan says she didn't stick it in him, it was just there...Jeff says "stick it in you?"...they both crack up LOL...Jordan pats Jeff's side...Jeff says he fu**ing hates those things, the edges, they're tiny & microscopic and scratch you...Jordan laughs...Jeff says she has the giggles now...Jordan says no, she just keeps thinking about what she's said...Jeff says St. Mary?..Jeff says they've said it 100 times...Jordan says it's every night...Jordan busts it out again "St. Mary! St. Joseph!"... Jordan is scratching Jeff's arm now...Jeff says he's gotta watch that for sure...Jordan says "and then she's like (in Renny voice) I wake up and I find a bunch of empty Almond Joy wrappers"...Jeff cracks up "I must have been sleepwalkin' or something"...they both crack up...Jeff says she was pretty carefree...Jordan says she freaking loves her, she was the coolest...Jeff says she cut hair too...Jordan talks about the time when Renny cut Dan's hair...Jeff says they for sure showed Jordan cutting his hair...(wrong Jeff, lol) Making Jordan better/Jeff believes in Jordan 12:30-12;34am Jeff & Jordan are talking about when Jordan cut Jeff's hair and how they hope BB shows it, Jeff thinks they are for sure...Jeff says "I wasn't getting pissed was I?"...Jordan says "you kinda were at first "does it look alright here? no, Jordan look at the line!""...Jordan says awww...Jeff says "I do get frustrated easily"...Jordan says "oh God, you do, you used to not in the beginning with me, why all of a sudden do you now?"...Jeff says "because I thought you'd be learning throughout the process and you're not"...Jordan doesn't respond (and maybe taps him with her foot or something unseen) because Jeff nervous laughs and then says "why did you do that?"...Jordan says "cuz, that hurts my feelings"...Jeff says "why?"...Jordan says "cuz"...Jeff says "what hurts your feelings?"...Jordan says "cuz you said I'd be learning through the process and I'm not"...Jeff says "cuz I try to make you better...at things, but you're fine the way you are" 🧐 Jordan says uhhhh...Jeff says "what? that's a compliment"...Jordan says "no, I don't think it is"...Jeff says "yes it is"...Jordan says "then why would you be trying to make me better"...Jeff gets all tongue tied saying "well, how the, what the hell, who's the hell"...he starts laughing and says "well who the hell I am to tell you"...he laughs again and Jordan does the same...Jeff says "who the hell am I to tell you you're supposed to be better than me, ykwim, what the hell do I know?...that's what I was trying to say"...they both laugh...Jeff says "why are you laughing? I know why you're laughing but it's not a laughing matter" LOL...Jordan whines "Jeeeffff"...Jeff says "what?"... Jordan props herself up a bit and faces Jeff saying "you're supposed to believe in me!"...Jeff says "I do believe in you!"...Jordan says "I don't think you do"...Jeff says "yes I do"...Jordan says "you just say you do, I think, cuz you don't want to hurt my feelings"...Jeff says "Jordan, I wouldn't be with you, if I didn't believe in you"...Jordan totally cracks up laughing and digs her head in Jeff's armpit...Jeff says "what are you laughing at? like partners"...Jordan says "no, it sounded like a rhyme or a card or something, she says "Jordan, I wouldn't be with you, if I didn't believe in you"...they both laugh at how cheesy it sounds...Jeff says "you're such a loser"...Jordan grabs Jeff, hugs him, puts her hand on his face... ...and says "awww, give me a hug" and she plants 5 big noisy kisses on his cheek...Jordan says "whaddya think about that?"...Jeff says "I think I'm going to get an oily pimple on my cheek"...they laugh and he grabs the cover, covers both of them and goes in for the snuggle/kiss. They kiss twice and Jeff says "let's get dirty" while pulling the cover over them even more...Jordan of course says "no!"...Jeff says "what? don't make me kiss your zit"...they giggle and then Jeff starts tickling Jordan mercilessly, she laughs and thrashes around under the cover...Jordan yells "JAYEFF!"...Jeff shushes her and says "St. Mary!"...Jordan says "omg, that tickled so bad...Jeff says "dude, you looked like the exorcist in there"😅...Jordan laughs... All of their sayings 12:34-12:36am Jeff has just finished tickling Jordan, Jordan comments on how Jeff said don't let me kiss your zit...Jeff says "nooo"...Jordan says "nopo, yeah, nooo, you did"...Jeff says "do some...I'll give you 5 minutes to rip on me...do some impersonations"...Jordan says k, umm and she starts... "No, Jordan I said 2 cards!"...Jeff laughs...Jordan says "and then you'll say "I'm out, I'm done, I've had it or you're like TSSSSSSSSSS (hand signal)"...Jeff says that one she makes him do...Jordan says "you're like, John Gotti SSSSSSSSandwich!" Jeff loses it!!😂 and says that's a good one...Jordan says "and then you say we lost, it hurts, it's over or we lost, it's over, it hurts, how does it go?"...Jeff says he doesn't know, it's over, we lost,  it hurts...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "whatever you want"...Jordan says "and then you say someone needs to clean out this toona in the fridge"...Jeff says "this fu**ing toona"...Natalie shushes them...Jeff says to Natalie hey, there's another room in there, she was going to lay in here and then go to sleep in the other room...he realizes she's sleeping...Jordan says "and then you'll say I'm out! but I do love the anybody want a John Gotti SSSSSSSandwich?"...they crack up laughing...Jeff says he can't believe she picked up on it...Jordan says " and then you're like you gawn!...man, we've got a lot"...Jordan hugs Jeff...Jeff says "yeah, so many". Jordan giggles again and says "you're like tssssssss (hand signal)"... Vit Tan Don & John Gotti 12:37-12:41am Jeff & Jordan continue talking...Jeff says Jordan would love his buddy Andy, he laughs like the same...Jordan ask which one is that?...feeds cut out...they return with Jeff saying he (Andy) laughs at them all and he uses them...Jordan says Jeff doesn't like hers, he only likes Luminous!...Jeff says that one is funny, he doesn't like Gucci, it's too cliché, it's too much, if it was your own word but it's a product name...Jordan says her Gucci word started in 8th grade and they've carried it on since then and people know her as Gucci...Jeff says he can't stop now, he just wishes it was something different, he wishes it was a different word but Gucci is cool, it's her thing...Jordan says Gucci and Gooch...Jeff says the Goocher was from Different Strokes...Jordan starts singing and feeds cut out... They return to Jeff saying Vit Dan Ton...Jordan is trying to say it...Jeff explains how he got the name, his ma used to be like Vit Antone! and his best friend Guiseppe is kind of deaf so he's like Dan Ton so that's how he says his name Dan Ton but that's where it comes from, his name is Vito Anthony and she says Vit Antone, Vit Antonio, so like Vit Antone...Jordan says Vit Tan Ton LOL...Jeff says Vit Dan Ton but then his best friend is like Dan Ton so it's all blended in to Vit Dan Ton...Jordan says hang on, she wants to say it like Jeff but she can't...Jeff says Vit Dan Ton...Jordan says Vit Dan Ton...Jeff says yeah, you said it...Jordan says Vit Dan Ton...Jeff says Vit Dan Ton...Jordan says Vit Dan Ton...Jeff says it twice more...they laugh...Jeff says everyone says Vit Dan Ton back home. Jeff says Jordan would die because all his friends have the same sayings as him, she would laugh and know what they're talking about, one of his friends would pull up and say dude, he got the best John Gotti parking spot...Jordan asks why does he say John Gotti? he was the gangster right?...Jeff doesn't know why, it's been for awhile, everything was John Gotti so when something is good or I find a good parking spot it's John Gotti and apparently good sandwiches...they laugh...Jeff says he doesn't know why he talks the way he does...Jeff says Jordan fu**ing cracked him up. 😀 Real kissing before practice for the show 12:41-12:44am Jeff has just finished saying that Jordan cracked him up (with the John Gotti ssssandwich thing) when Jordan hugs on Jeff and kisses his arm (that he has raised)...Jeff makes a sad mmmm sound and says it's over 😔...Jordan says we lost and continues kissing/biting Jeff's arm 😘..Jeff says it is...Jordan says it hurts...Jeff asks Jordan if she's going to cry Thursday? he turns towards her and lifts the cover over them...Jordan says there's some days she thinks she will and others she doesn't...Jeff kisses Jordan and says he hopes not...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff lifts the cover totally over them and says "so we can kind of keep it fun...and dirty"...Jordan says "dirty?"...Jeff says "wanna get nasty for the live show?"...Jordan says "no, nasty?"...Jeff whispers he's just joking...Jordan says "yeah, what are you going to do?"... Jeff says he's going to be like and he starts pretend making out with her...Jordan says "no! you can't do that"...movement under the cover...Jeff kisses Jordan...Jordan says he can't do that either 😉...Jeff says why?...Jordan says "cuz we're on live show"...Jeff says they'll like it, he kisses Jordan again...Jordan says people are expecting it...Jeff asks "why, cuz you told them?"...Jordan says "I didn't tell them anything, they asked, she didn't even say anything so it's up to you, brother"...Jeff mmm's and says "pressure's on?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff kisses Jordan. (recurring theme, lol) Jordan says "you don't think so?"...Jeff says "you don't think so what?"...Jordan says "you don't think the pressure's on?"...Jeff says no...Jordan says why?...Jeff says "to kiss you on the live show?"...Jordan says mmm, hmm...Jeff says "who gives a f**k, everyone saw it already"...Jordan says "so how are you going to do it? re-enact"...Jeff says "re-enact or you mean practice?"...Jordan says yeah, practice. Jeff says he'd be like and he starts tickling her again...Jordan begs for mercy...Jeff stops, mmm's, throws the cover over them again and goes in for a slow kiss...Jordan then says "so what are you going to do?"...Jeff whispers "come here, I'll show you"...Jordan lifts the cover up in the air saying she's hot...Jeff reaches over and kisses her one more time...Jordan takes off her mic and Jeff sits up to grab his drink on top of the dresser. Jordan says "don't spill it on me", they laugh...Jeff lays back down and says "now relax"...ahh, but Jordan won't let him. 😁 Practicing their goodbye kiss for the live show 12:44-12:52am Right after Jeff says he's going to relax, Jordan says "no, you're supposed to show me"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "ready?" and she sits up to face Jeff...Jeff says "no, I don't know...wait, we're really going to do this?"...Jordan says mmm, hmm...Jeff says "noo"...Jordan says "you don't?"...Jeff says "like a dramatic one?...Jordan says "nooo"...Jeff says "can't we just give a nice kiss and hug?"...Jordan says "that's what I'm saying"...Jeff says "well, what do you want?"...Jordan lays back down and says she doesn't know but tells Jeff to turn her way and pretend...Jeff turns to face Jordan. Jordan says "let's pretend it's me that's evicted"... "and we just get up out of our chairs, face each other"...Jeff says you gawn...Jordan says she'll say "you gawn" and then...Jeff puts his hand on Jordan's boob  ...Jordan laughs and says "Jeffff"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "so which way? is it going to be a hug and...(she kisses Jeff)...like that? or is it going to be a hug and..."...Jeff grabs Jordan and fake grinds her LOL...Jordan says "no, not like that". Jeff says "can I grab your butt and be like this?"... Jeff kisses her more deeply...Jordan says no, he can't do that...Jeff asks why?...Jordan says "grab my butt and do that?"...Jordan mulls that over for 2 seconds and says that Jeff can pat it...Jeff says how about he double fists it and pull her legs up on him?...Jordan says no, he can do it like (she pats his butt and kisses him) Jeff says how about he push her over the table and then get behind her  LOL ...Jordan doesn't respond...Jeff starts laughing and moves back the other way...Jordan reels him in and starts up again, she gives Jeff a brief kiss... but says he's not trying...Jeff asks what she wants him to do?...Jordan says pretend right now...Jeff says "I am pretending...that I like you"  ...Jordan play punches Jeff for saying this...Jeff says he's just joking, c'mon, what's up, this is stupid...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says "because we're pretending to say goodbye? can't they just be like see ya buddy"...Jeff kisses Jordan on the nose...Jordan says ok, do that...Jeff says well how does she want to do it?...Jordan says "I told you"...Jeff goes in for a deeper kiss... Jordan says no, that's too nasty for TV...Jordan then kisses Jeff and Jeff says "that's nice"...Jordan says "yeah, that"...Jeff says "ok, perfect, deal?"...Jordan says even if it's her evicted, she's going to smile big at Jeff even if she should look disappointed, she's going to smile real big and even if Julie says you're evicted, she'll have a frown for a second, then she'll give him a big hug or smile ok?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says for Jeff not to think she's going haha, you gawn...Jeff strokes Jordan's hair and says mmm, kay...Jordan says "and then" and goes in for a kiss... Jeff says "don't make it all cheesy and big"...Jordan says what does he mean?...Jeff says he's going to be classy but not happy about it, ykwim?...Jordan says Jeff doesn't have to kiss her...Jeff says he doesn't care...Jordan says he said he was always going to do that so he might as well stick to it...Jeff says he was going to do it by the door and make it all dramatic...Jordan says like when you bend them over and do it sideways?...Jeff says yeah but they need to practice that cuz they'll both fall down...Jordan says then they'll look like douchebags... Jordan concludes by saying he can do that or make it look like a movie, she laughs...Jeff turns to lay on his back again...Jordan turns to hug him and Jeff grabs the cover and says "I say we get dirty"  (bonus points for persistence Jeff!) ...Jeff goes in for a kiss while Jordan is saying that Julie asked her about it and this way, she's not rejecting Jeff again...Jordan says she never rejected him before (umm, yes you did) just she was, you know, she didn't want to do it live...Jeff says why not? how are you going to do it now?...Jordan says she doesn't know...Jeff says she better get over it. In the meantime Michele has come in, they greet her but they're kind of busy under the cover (LOL) and they are half listening to what she's saying so the conversation is stilted and weird. Jordan makes some sort of advance towards Jeff, he mmm's and then pulls the cover higher and gets cozier with Jordan...Michele asks them about Natalie, they have mixed responses, finally Jeff peeks his head out from the cover and says Natalie is sleeping in the corner...you see a big smile come across Jeff's face  and he goes back under and there is movement and rustling...Michele says goodnight, they barely hear her, they pull the cover off of them, they giggle...Michele says they're all suffering form hearing loss today, they agree...Jordan then turns to face the other way and Jeff exhales, closes his eyes and holds his forehead with his hand. Sweet restlessness before sleep 12:52-1:18am Jeff hears a noise and says it's a mouse...Michele giggles  😐 Jeff has a look on his face LOL and says what?...Jordan has turned the other way but it doesn't stop Jeff, he rolls back to spoon her and lifts the cover over them (I think he's rubbing her butt, lol) ...Jordan does something and Jeff says what?...they spoon quietly...Jordan turns a little towards Jeff...Jeff surrounds Jordan and they kiss, things get a little heated...Jeff shifts to lay on his back, Jordan holds him and Jeff says "I lost...it's over"...Jeff starts rubbing Jordan's head... He asks if she's going to sleep?...Jordan shifts to be touching Jeff's chest, she snuggles and says she's probably going to, is he?...Jeff says what else is he going to do?...Jordan has her head on Jeff's chest...Jeff rubs Jordan's hair again... Michele tells them no, she's not sleepy (who asked you?) ...Jeff says "let's tell stories"...Jordan can't get enough of Jeff so she grabs his arm and brings it up over Jeff's chest but Jeff says that it's so uncomfortable...Jordan brings Jeff's hand up to her face...Jeff covers them with the cover and he says "best friend"...Jordan says nuh uh... (Jeff is talking about his armpit that Jordan is in but interestingly Jordan thinks he's talking about them being best friends and for once she finally doesn't like him referring to them as best friends 😏)...Jeff says "my armpit"... Jordan comes from out under the cover and says something smells like garlic...she asks if Jeff smells it? she smells Jeff's fingers to determine which one it is...Jeff says it might be the blanket because he smells it all the time too...Michele says she has smelly fingers  ...Jeff says him too, he complains about his mic, he's so over it...Michele says they can send her out of the room if she's took garlic-y...they say she's fine. Jordan turns and asks where Jeff's hand is?...Jeff says his hand can't do that, where does she want it?...they rustle around, Jordan tries to get comfy, she can't get her neck right...Jeff puts his mic away and they get quiet. @ the 12:58am mark Jeff pulls the cover off of him and Cam 1 turns slightly off of them and then goes to the far away angle...at this point Jeff is praying...Jordan says she can't get comfy, she's turned 10 or 20 times...they lay quietly...Jordan elbows Jeff and says sorry if that was his head...Michele says she's hungry and gets up to leave...Jeff says get some food, there's some steak on the stove...Michele leaves. @ the 1:00am mark both cams go off J&J and onto Michele, they return a minute later Jordan is rubbing Jeff's head, they kiss and Jeff says he has to pee real fast, he puts his sweatpants on and goes to the bathroom. Just after the 1:04am mark Jeff returns, drinks some water and gets back in bed. Jeff immediately gets undercover and bites Jordan's butt  LOL! 😅 he grabs her, they spoon, they both giggle...Jeff says "what happened?"...Jordan doesn't know but it kind of hurt...Jeff says he hopes it's black & blue...Jeff farts and says what if you did that when I was biting it? LOL ...they laugh...they get comfy with Jordan holding Jeff's arm...Jeff says "Johrdan"...he throws the cover off him again, they can't sleep...Jeff says what are they going to do, play games?...Jordan says what kind of games?...Jeff says he's never picked his nose so much, nothing comes off. Jeff says he could try to go to sleep if she wants?...Jordan secret smiles A LOT and holds onto Jeff's arm...Jordan puts her leg onto Jeff's...Jeff shifts his and starts shuffling his feet...Jordan moves her leg back...Jeff says "what's up Johrdan?" and rubs her hair...Jordan rubs Jeff's hair, shifts back a little and secret smiles some more 😊 ...Jeff keeps shuffling...Jeff then turns his face towards Jordan, reaches for her forehead and gives her a sweet kiss saying he's going to try to sleep 🥰 he turns on his belly and Jordan immediately starts scratching without even him asking 🥰🥰 Jeff mmm's and Jordan scratches his back and his hair... Just after the 1:13am min mark Jordan starts slowing down and then just after the 1:14am mark super cute moment when Jordan turns to lay back the other way, she has her hand near his head and Jeff reaches for her hand, he holds it. (just this little action said so much) Jordan continues scratching but very off and on, she's getting tired...just before the 1:17am mark they finally settle into sleep, right on cue...Michele walks back in the room and they all go to sleep. Jeff rubs Jordan’s head again 11:13-11:15am Jeff is waking up...Jordan turns towards Jeff and he turns towards her and strokes her hair/head very sweetly. ☺️ He then pauses, rubs his eyes, then turns towards her again and gently caresses her arm for a little...he then turns back and covers himself,  closes his eyes... Under the cover kisses/Jeff likes Jordan 11:34-11:48am Jeff has woken up, gone to the bathroom, brushed his teeth and goes back into bed with Jordan who is still laying down. Cam 1/2 switch to them just after the 11:34am mark...Jeff is under the cover with Jordan. He's spooning her and then he reaches down with his head and (I think) bites her butt again, lol...Jordan says "no"...Jeff giggles and says "what?"...he kisses/nuzzles her neck and Jordan giggles...Jeff does it again and Jordan semi-protests and turns saying "you bite me"...Jordan moves back to spoon with Jeff...Jeff asks if she wants him to make regular pancakes or make them fun?...Jeff says "you don't like bananas huh?"...Jordan says she doesn't...Jeff kisses Jordan from behind and then says "you giving me the hand?"...Jordan says "no, I'm running my hand through your hair". Jeff kisses Jordan again, rustling, then some mumbling, Jordan asks about the pancakes and Jeff says he was going to make banana nut (ones)...Jordan says she doesn't like bananas, she's still kinda full...Jeff asks from the steaks?...inaudible mumble from Jordan...Jeff lifts the cover over them even more and goes in for another kiss and some tickling...Jordan screeches and then giggles...Jeff in his best Jordan voice says "Jayeffff"...lots of rustling and more kissing...Jeff says "it's over"...Jordan turns towards Jeff and says "we lost, it hurts"...more rustling and longer kissing...Jeff says does that mean it's over?...Jordan says "that means thanks"...Jeff says "it means it's over"...Jordan says nuh uh. Jeff starts humming the lick you up & down song again, lol...Jordan says she doesn't know why she gets so ticklish there...Jeff says "you get ticklish but you don't wanna be ticklish"...Jordan says her mom is the same way...of course Jeff starts tickling her and Jordan screeches Jeffff!...more rustling and giggling...Jeff kisses Jordan and Jordan says she hasn't brushed her teeth yet...Jeff says "gross"...Jordan says he saw him get up out of bed...Jeff says he thought she went to the washroom...Jordan says to pee earlier but she didn't brush them...Jeff calls Jordan a grossie...Jordan says "what? I'm just warning you"...Jeff says he's just joking...Jordan says "try to yell at me and call me gross!"...they kiss LOL...they stop and Jordan says "thanks"...Jeff says "Jayefff!"...Jordan says thanks again. Jordan says she forgot she put on mascara last night...Jeff lifts the cover off and sort of looks at Jordan...Jordan says not to look...Jeff says "let me see, yammahamma!"   Jordan says "noooooo"...Jeff says "it's fright night"...Jordan says "for real?"...Jeff says "no, I didn't even look at you"...Jordan's comes up for air (LOL) and she asks if it's pretty outside?...Jeff says it's 11:30, he's not tired, he slept enough. Jeff says he can't believe how many times he peed last night...Jordan says "you drink more water than anybody I know"...Jeff laughs and says he doesn't know why, he's always been like that, he drinks so much water...Jordan says it's not a bad thing...Jeff says it is when you have to pee 3 times a night...Jordan says then don't do it...Jeff's Irish accent comes out a little when he says "I'm thirsty"...Jordan says then she doesn't know how she can help him...Jeff says he knows, he lost, he could stop complaining all the time and maybe just suck it up...Jordan says "and get up and pee"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan nods and says "that'll work". Jeff says "I only complain if I like you so take it as a compliment"...Jordan says "that what?"...Jeff repeats "I only complain to you if I like you" Jeff says "if you were just a person in this house he would just be like I peed a lot yesterday whistles and that would be the end of that, I like to drag things out and complain more"...Jordan says "with me?"...Jeff says "the more I like someone" (hint hint Jordan)...Jordan says "oh, well thanks"...they laugh...Jordan says "thanks Jeff"...Jeff says that was his attempt to make an excuse at bitching, she still doesn't get it, he's just going to drop the whole...Jordan says "I do get it!"...Jeff reaches for chapstick and says "what?"...Jordan, in a lower voice, says "I do get it". Jeff offers Jordan chapstick and she says no, she hasn't brushed her teeth yet...Jeff doesn't get how that matters...Jordan explains it will get on her toothbrush...Jeff is going to let that one go, what if she needs it in the middle of the night...Jordan raises her voice again and says she would use it because it's the middle of the night, you're not going to get up and brush your teeth...Jeff points at Jordan and says "don't start, today we're not going to fight at all", he crosses his arms and then asks Jordan if she rolled her eyes...Jordan says no... Jeff points his index finger upwards and says "there's our first fight"...Jordan turns the other way and says she didn't roll her eyes. Jeff like a 5 year old bugging his playmate pulls Jordan's ponytail and Jordan laughs...Jordan says tomorrow...Jeff says tomorrow it's over...Jeff laughs...Jordan turns back towards Jeff and says we lost, it hurts...Jeff laughs and says at least they have that joke to keep them laughing but it faces facts...Jordan says "it hurts bad"  Jeff nods saying "real bad"...Jeff whispers "we lost" and turns to face Jordan who closes her eyes and smiles at Jeff who starts laughing. (I think at this point the we lost it hurts routine is more referring to the fact they can't get intimate in there not the fact one of them is leaving 😉) Jeff says his buddies are going to die...Jordan says if she goes to the jury house she's going to be in a bad mood just because with those people and in here you'll be in a better mood here than there. Jeff says he'd rather be alone...Jordan says maybe Jeff can ask...Jeff says no, you gotta experience the whole thing...Jordan says it will be different because the game's over...and Jeff says it's going to be so nice...Jordan says if they are, then they suck at life...Jeff doesn't doubt that, then they lost...Jordan says and it hurts...Jeff says for life it hurts...Jordan says Jessie never got over what Dan did so who knows...Jordan shifts and Jeff says here they go, she already stuck him (with the mic)...Jordan says she's sorry...Jordan tells Jeff to scoot over and she starts whispering in his ear... It's inaudible at first but then the mic kicks in with Jordan telling Jeff about the promises Michele made to Natalie so that Natalie would keep Jeff...Jeff nods and Jordan asks if Michele told him, he nods and she says oh, nevermind then...Jeff smiles and says she told him...Jordan says the only negative side...and then she whispers game in Jeff's ear again...Jeff says Natalie is not going to fall for it, he just asked her right now where she's at and she said she didn't know...they discuss game again...Jordan starts up for the umpteenth time about Michele coming after her and Jeff tells Jordan to pick whoever she wants to pick, she seems to have it all figured out...Jordan says she hates his sarcasm...Jeff says he hates her fu**ing way of thinking, he looks at Jordan... Jordan talks game again and Jeff says for her to play both sides...Jordan says she's keeping to herself...Jeff says yeah, for real...Jeff says for her to say she's still pissed about him and don't talk to nobody and wait to see who wins and then jump on their side. Jordan asks what time he said it was? Jeff says it's almost noon...he then says he's going to get up, it's his last day in there and he doesn't want to spend it in bed, he gets up and gets some shorts to change into and leaves... Kitchen hugs before lunch 12:01-12:13pm Jeff is prepping lunch in the kitchen...Jordan walks into the kitchen after getting ready in the bathroom...Jeff asks her if she wants this meat like that, he's going to put eggs in his...Jordan smiles and says "eggs in it? for what?"...Jeff says he doesn't know, just cuz he feels he wants some eggs on it...Jordan walks around the counter towards Jeff who is opening the fridge...Jordan says she doesn't want any eggs...Jeff looks at her and says he'll just make that and put an egg for him...Jordan covers her face, smiles shyly and tells Jeff not to look at her pimple...Jordan hugs Jeff and Jeff hugs back. 😊Jeff says she can do whatever she wants with her and asks her if she wants to go get a thing of eggs for him while he defrosts the meat...Jordan says yeah but she points to a carton of eggs already in the fridge. Jeff says he hates the meat all frozen like that, he talks about some smelly pork chops that were outta there...Jordan says ewww...Jeff says big time...Jordan says "ewww Jeff"...Jeff says "whaddya mean ewww Jeff? it wasn't my crotch that smelled like that" (yikes! lol) Jordan aaahhh's...Jeff puts the meat in the microwave to defrost...Jordan asks Jeff if she wants some of her lemon water?...Jeff says no, but she can put it in his tea...Jordan says the freezer smells so bad...Jeff imitates her and then pretend punches her. Jeff sadly says his suitcase was in the storage, he looks at Jordan...Jordan awww's, looks at Jeff and pouts then squeezes lemon into Jeff's cup...Jeff says "it's over, I'm going to be black & white" ☠️ He smiles at Jordan and mumbles "thanks Kevin...I hope you burn in hell" 😳 Jordan makes her lemon water in silence...Michele walks in and asks what they're making?...Jeff says ground beef and eggs and iced tea and water and lemon...Jordan smiles and puts the lemon back in the fridge and then rinses her hands...she asks if it's that muggy hot outside again?...Jeff says it's pretty hot...Jordan tries to get to the counter but Jeff blocks her way and so Jordan reaches for Jeff with one arm...Jeff says "don't patronize me"...Jordan says "I'm not patronizing, I'm trying to...give me a hug"... Jeff hugs her and Jordan says "squeeze"...he squeezes her and lets go...he starts smelling his fingers all nervous LOL and then Jordan puts her fingers near his nose saying they smell good...Jeff says yeah...Jordan asks what his smell like and she smells...she says "nothing"...Jeff says he was just touching the meat and stuff...Jordan says "ewww, I had that shoved up my nose"...Jeff says "raw meat". Jordan goes outside and comes back in, Jeff asks if it's pretty hot out...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says it's 12, they can get some good sun in...Jordan gets a cookie to eat and asks Jeff if he wants half...Jeff says no, not for breakfast...Jordan says it's 12 o'clock...Jeff says it's breakfast, what's the first thing you eat?...Jeff wants to get to the microwave and directs her to move and take her cookie...Jordan gives Jeff a look...Jeff says for her not to give him that look because she feels all guilty from eating the cookie...he laughs...Jordan sits down at the counter... Jeff digs into the meat, he calls it a big ball of meat...they joke around about Michele's weird eating habits with her bagel & mayo and how she leaves it sitting around all day...Michele says she is banned from eating mayo at home because Tim throws up when he sees it, she loves mayo...Jeff says he knows a couple of people like that...Jordan says she loves mayo too...Jordan comments on the strong garlic smell and how they put garlic in everything...Jeff says he likes garlic, he wants to...(sexual innuendo)...Jordan shakes her head and smiles at Jeff...they talk about their smelly hands and comforter. Jeff is near the stove dealing with the meat and Jordan is eating, now Teddy Grahams. 🧸 They talk about laundry...Jeff says he's good, he's ready to pack, he looked at his suitcase and there's no way he can fit all his stuff, it's like carry on...(Jeff waits for a response from Jordan but there is none)...finally Jordan says what?...Jeff says nothing, he loves it when she pays attention to him 🤨 Jordan doesn't respond again LOL Jeff putters around and wants some Jordan attention so he asks her what?...Jordan says nothing...Jeff asks what she's laughing at?...Jordan says "can I not think of things?"...Jeff says yeah and wants her to share...Jordan mumbles something about at night, farting and making her laugh about it...Jeff turns away without saying anything and goes back to his semi-frozen meat and starts cooking it.... Eggs/McMuffins/Bagels/Biscuits/Horsing around 12:18-12:30pm Jeff is almost finished cooking the ground beef and is making himself another glass of iced tea...Jordan is secret smiling at the kitchen counter :)...Jeff sneezes he says from the iced tea powder, he goes to get Jordan's lunch and says "here Jordan, it's just meat, you want it?"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says it's just meat...Jordan asks if it's better with eggs?...Jeff says he's going to put egg on his...Jordan says then put it on hers...Jeff says "you want egg?"...Jordan smiles and says "yeah"...Jeff giggles and raises a fist at her LOL Jeff asks just one egg or two?...Jordan wants two...Jeff cracks the eggs in the skillet and lets them steam...Jeff mumbles something about she's always judging (talking about Jordan) and both Michele & Jordan are confused...Jeff says nobody worry about it. Jeff tastes a bite of meat and Jordan asks him if it's good?...Jeff shrugs his shoulders and says it's meat with eggs and he laughs...Jordan says she feels like jelly...Jeff says to fire it up, on toast?...she says on a McMuffin...Jeff says he doesn't like that but to go for it, it's right up her alley. Jordan comes around the counter and says maybe she'll have it on a bagel...Jeff confuses what she wants on the bagel and says she can eat the meat on the bagel...Jordan says meat on a bagel, it wouldn't be good...Jeff says it would be like an Egg McMuffin...Jordan says meat on a bagel?...Jeff says what does she think McDonald's meat is? high quality Kobe beef?...Jordan says "no, but still I don't eat the bagels"...Jeff say "McMuffin?"...Jordan doesn't answer...Jeff waits and Jordan walks by him and squeezes his sides...Jeff pretends to punch her. Jordan comes back with her English muffins to toast and Jeff asks if she wants cheese on there (the skillet)?...Jordan says sure...Jeff is going to bombard it with cheese...Jordan waits and Jeff asks if she's having jelly with her egg McMuffin? (You mean English muffin? 😉) ...Jeff says he's never liked that, he doesn't know why...Jordan says she's not putting it on the McMuffin, she always gets biscuits...Jeff says he's not a big biscuit fan either, he pretend punches her face...Jordan says she's a big biscuit fan (more opposites, how surprising 😁)...they play fight...Jeff says really? he's not...Jordan says she loves them, she talks about Crackle Barrel, there must be one in Chicago, it's country food, she eats like 3 biscuits before her meal and then she's already full...Jeff says he knows but never ate there, he never broke bread there...Jordan says it's so good. Jordan asks if it's ready?...Jeff says pretty close, how runny does she want her eggs? it should be ready to jam...Jeff asks if she likes her eggs runny?...Jordan says not really...Jeff says to hold her fu**ing horses, her muffin isn't even ready...Jeff wonders why it isn't steaming, he moves away from the stove and says "the horses, I miss the horse track" and kicks Jordan in the butt...twice LOL Jeff says "this is the weirdest lunch ever"...he fixes his plate and then goes outside, he drops his fork, comes back in and asks Jordan to get him one, she also hands him the hot sauce to which he says it's wrecking his stomach...Jeff asks if Jordan is going outside?...she says yes...they all eat outside… Jeff’s psychic tattoo 12:42pm Jeff & Michele are outside on the couches, Jordan is in the DR...Michele has just shown Jeff her scar from when she was HOH...Jeff jokes around about how here is his scar from Vietnam, here is his scar from Big Brother...Michele tells Jeff she had a dream, there was this one time on the Amazing Race where they had to get a tattoo of the Amazing Race on them...Jeff says a real one?...Michele says the two people that ended up doing it were this old grandpa dude and his grandson, they got matching TAR tattoos and then they didn't win the whole thing so they were stuck with them...Jeff says that's terrible...Michele says she dreamt they had to do that with BB ones and she was like where is she going to put this BB tattoo? Jeff says "imagine if I had Amazing Race on my arm or Big Brother" Michele says "if you had Amazing Race on your arm that would even be more confusing" (HAHA not really Michele!!) Jeff is thinking of Jordan 12:47pm Jeff, Jordan & Michele are outside...Jordan & Michele are talking about Jordan using the word Gucci and Jordan says everybody at home knows her as Gucci...Jordan heads over to the pool...Jeff, who is sitting on the BY couches and just intently looking over at Jordan, suddenly yells out to her "where you going?"...Jordan says "getting in the pool"...Jeff says "noo"...Jeff pauses and says "they're going to call me into the Diary Room otherwise I'd already be in there"...Jeff gets up, goes inside and (unseen) heads to the kitchen sink (camera is on Michele)...after a few seconds Jeff is heard saying to himself "Johrrdan"🥰 Last pool time Pt 1 12:50-1pm This would be the last time Jeff & Jordan hung out in the pool...😔 Jordan has already entered the pool and is sitting on the blue raft sideways...Jeff is finishing up cleaning up after lunch, he comes outside along with Michele...Michele comments on how hot it is and how her bathing suit is falling apart...Jeff puts on sunscreen...Jordan asks Jeff to get her a towel and he does...Michele keeps mumbling about something... Jeff burps loudly and Jordan secret smiles...Jeff says that Jordan has all these inside jokes today, what's up?...Michele is sitting on the edge of the pool with her legs in the pool...Jeff the same but on the opposite side...Michele asks if any of the jokes are of Jeff because she doesn't think she knows any of them?...Jeff says "what? I don't know them either, she doesn't tell me"...Jordan has been singing and hasn't been listening, she says "hang on, what?"...no answer so Jordan says "I wanna sing karaoke" Jeff says he never finished his story about happy endings, they kept interrupting him six times...Jordan says continue, she's listening...Jeff says continue from a week ago? (actually 2 days ago, lol)...Jeff says they have a band that plays while you sing karaoke...they ask where?...Jeff says here (in LA)...Jordan asks if the people are actually good or they just go up and do it?...Jeff says they're pretty good but it might be because of the band...Jordan says she wouldn't want to go up there and look like a yo-yo...a plane flies overhead loudly, it's hard to hear...Jeff is saying that it's easy to look like a yo-yo...Jeff says he hates when the person before you is really good and then you go up there and say "just beat it", he laughs...Michele talks about going to one in Montreal and they sang with French accents...Jeff says he loves when people suck. Jordan talks about a karaoke scene in Boy Meets World with Cory & Topanga and also how she sang "Like A Virgin" in her senior year Spring Break and she was the only true virgin that could sing the song, she sang her heart out...Jeff says "and that night you got nailed" 😂 Michele talks about singing I Like Big Butts (Baby Got Back) from a karaoke machine...Jordan talks about this hardcore guy at karaoke that was screaming into the mic, he sounded like Slipknot... Jeff tells the story about his buddy, who is the brother of another guy from another restaurant he goes to, he played high school football with him, he's a big guy but kinda quiet and they went to sing karaoke, he always sings Footloose, he does the dance with his feet on the stage like in the movie, he cuts up, he's an awesome performer, he sings the whole song, it's the best, Jeff loves it and he does it all the time...Jordan says that's a good movie...they talk about the movie being re-done and who is going to be doing it...they talk about Zac Efron and how he was going to do it but isn't anymore...Jordan says his girlfriend is pretty...Jeff says he loves her except she's like 18, he's not weird...Jordan says she's cute...Michele says she looks older. Jeff wonders if the DR is going to call him on or else he's going in the pool because it's too hot...Jeff says they lost...he takes off his mic and gets in. Last pool time Pt2 1-1:21pm Jeff gives up on waiting for the DR to call him so he gets in the pool, he throws the beach ball towards Jordan who is still sitting on the blue raft at the end of the pool, they play with it back and forth...Jeff dives in and heads straight towards Jordan, they bicker a little about how Jeff wanted to hit Jordan in the face with the ball...he says it's so much nicer in the water...Jordan makes fun of how he says 'water'...Jeff says he didn't even say it like that, it's Michele that does...they talk about who says water how, how Michele says 'forest', the movie Forrest Gump comes up and Jordan says she loves that movie. Jeff positions himself to be floating with the help of the beach ball, his legs on Jordan and the raft...Michele talks about how Tim has a strong Boston accent...Jeff loves that, is it worse when he's drunk? LOL This brings up Mr. Boston from Rock of Love which Michele doesn't know, she only goes to Perez Hilton to get gossip on these shows...Jeff asks if he talks about that shit?...Michele says yeah...Jeff thought she meant him talking about them...Jordan doesn't think Perez would talk about them...Jeff says why not? maybe he'll talk about Chima...Jeff then asks Jordan why she's pulling his shorts down?...Jordan is caught off guard and says she doesn't know, she didn't mean to LOL, so she continues fiddling with them and secretly smiling to herself. ☺️ Michele brings up how every year BB gets media to tour the house and test out competitions and stuff...Jeff says they did put 12 people in there didn't they?...Michele says yeah, for a day...Jeff thinks it's for a week...Michele says no, for a day, Jen (Johnson) was one of them...Jeff asks why the f**k would she do it, she already knows what it's like...Michele doesn't know, she reports for MSN...Jeff says he wants to do that...Michele says they get to play 12 weeks of competitions in one day...Jeff isn't buying it, there's no way they can set up 12 weeks of competitions in one day... Michele says they were scaled down...Jeff says he thinks she's making it up...Michele says she was checking it out before BB...Jordan says apparently everybody was...Jeff says he did a little bit too and they said there was going to be some kind of jellyfish tank...Jordan says "for real?"...Michele remembers that and there was also supposed to be some cool fiber optic wall or something...Jeff says they make this shit up...Michele says some of it is real because she heard about the high school theme...Jeff heard something about a jungle house, that would have been cool...they all were worried about there not being a washer & dryer, they weren't looking forward to that. Michele says she heard somewhere there was going to be nudist BB...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says we were going to be naked? how would you air any of that? no, you'd have to cast nudists, if they told him he had to be naked for 2 months on TV he'd say "dude, I'm out, you sick bastards, what kind of show are you running?"😅 Jordan asks Jeff if he thought he would make it far or did he go just to go along with it when he went with his girlfriend?...Jeff guffaws and says "my friend"...Jordan says his friend, did he know or did he just do it?...Jeff says he thought, I'll do it, I'm good at interviews and shit so he said he would do it so he went with her...Jordan giggles and says he made it (and she didn't)...Jeff laughs and says "yeah"...Jordan says hers was easy, it felt normal, she didn't feel awkward, she acted herself...Jeff says he didn't think he would "make it, make it" and when they called he said what? am I going to have to do this? get ready?...Jeff says they ran around the bush and then said they were going to send out a crew and Jeff said if they send out a crew, he better be on, was he on?... Michele says she was nervous but BB was looking for a dorky person anyways...Jordan says she told Jeff she would love to see Michele's interviews and what she said...Jeff says that in some of his interviews he looked like Joey Tribianni, he looked like the biggest yo-yo, he said the dumbest shit...Michele says he is a big yo-yo...Jeff says he is but whatever, they all made it there somehow...Jordan says she was shocked she made it. Jeff says that the last week BB just told him to be ready because he kept asking him all these leading questions with hidden meanings, BB was onto him and just told him to be ready by Friday and Jeff asked if they meant ready to leave? and they said yes, be ready today, right now and then Jeff thought he was on for sure and then someone else called and told him he was top 25 and then he was confused, he went to work and Mimmo asked him what was wrong and he wasn't sure what was going on, he had to tell Mimmo for the release...Jordan says she was so stressed with work...Jeff says Mimmo told him to get the f**k out of work, go home, he was done for the week, go get himself ready, he had to go to the eye doctor, buy a shirt, etc...Mimmo told him he wasn't even working so just go home...Jordan says "awww, I guess that's the perks of working for your friend"...Jeff says that was a Tuesday and then he was out. Jordan asks if Mimmo was in the video he made with the football? (for his BB intro)...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says what about the other guy, Robby, Bobby? the one in the picture at Hooter's?...Jeff says Barry, no he was going to be there but BB told him he had too many people...Jordan says she had 3 of her girlfriends and 2 of them couldn't come because she has a real job at the hospital...Michele talks about her work (oh the irony here!!) and how the people there were so rude saying they hoped she wasn't throwing away her career for this...Jeff says dude, haterade...Jordan would say "don't be jelly"...Michele says there is always haterade around her...Jeff says you can't make all of the people happy all of the time...Jordan says you can't please everyone. Michele says BB told her they thought it would be like Revenge of the Nerds with her banding with the smart people to take out the populars and then she took out the smart ones...Jordan says Ronno had to go, she says he would get so excited with his questions with Julie...Michele wonders if Julie hates Ronnie?...Jordan says she wonders if Julie takes favorites?...Jeff says they can't...Michele says she has to be objective...Jordan says just in her head, of course she has to be objective...Jeff likes reporters who are super biased especially in sports, when they're over the top...they talk about reporters they like and Jordan says she likes Barbara Streisand LOL Michele says Barbara Walters?...Jordan says yeah her, she says she just likes listening to her voice...Michele says she is quitting the View this year...Michele gets in the pink floatie...Jordan says she liked when Katie Couric interviewed L'il Wayne, she likes hearing what he has to say...Jeff says really? did he have some good views...Jeff moves over to sit on the stairs in the pool...Jordan says no, he was just talking about his life, he's direct and to the point, no bs, they went bowling and he was talking about his dad, his records, his music, he was funny, she asked him about weed and he admitted he liked it...Jeff says when you're one of the best rappers and you have millions and millions of dollars you can say whatever you want...Jordan says true, she hates how their videos are always about cops chasing them, girls half naked dancing around, throwing money in the air, pouring liquor on them, it's always the same thing and it sometimes gets on her nerves, can they please rap about something else, she hates when they have their grills in and you can't understand what they're saying too. Jeff & Jordan throw the little ball around a bit and Jordan throws it so it splashes Jeff in the face, she says sorry, he says no worries and proceeds to do the same to her, he laughs...Jordan says she doesn't like Jeff today...Jeff says what?...Jordan says he woke up and he was all sweet and noooww...Jeff says what, he made her brunch (LOL)...Jordan says she needs to go lay out...Jeff says she can get sun right there (hinting that as usual he gets in the pool and she leaves)...Jordan asks if Jeff would like the raft?...Jeff says he would love it...Jordan slowly heads towards Jeff and hands him the raft...Jeff lays down on it and floats around and then Jeff & Jordan hold hands and Jeff gets pulled closer to Jordan who is standing...Jordan pats Jeff's belly and then gets out to dry off and lay in the sun on the hammock...Jeff lays on the blue raft and gets sun too...talk dies down... Last pool time Pt3 1:38-2pm Jeff & Michele are in the pool talking game, Jeff comes back from going to the washroom and sits at the edge of the pool...Jordan tells Jeff that she is telling Michele that if she goes home tomorrow she wants Jeff & Michele to go to the end, she doesn't want there to be any awkwardness...Jordan says she's not going to the jury house to talk shit about them, unlike Russell who probably is, she will have to defend them, she thinks if Kevin gets to the end he will win because he has friends in the jury house, also that Russell told Kevin & Natalie that if either of them got Jeff out this week, they had his vote...Jeff laughs and says that Russell's whole game revolves on getting Jeff out rather than trying to save himself, he's more upset about Jeff winning than him losing, what a way to live life...Michele starts to semi-defend Russell by saying Russell was trying to get Kevin out the whole game...Jeff doesn't want to hear it and gets up saying that he doesn't give a f**k what Russell has to say, he's a fu**ing dork...Jeff gets a drink and then goes and lays down on the raft again. Michele starts talking game again and says that she wants Jordan to know they're good even though they haven't been strategizing...Jordan repeats she wants Jeff & Michele to make it to the end because they have done the most, her and Kevin are tied...Michele says Jordan has to start playing the game...Jordan thinks Kevin would take Natalie to the end...Jordan thinks if they vote strategically they would vote for Michele but this cast is so bitter they might go by favorites...Michele says it's hard to predict what they're going to do...Jeff is silent... ...they go over jury votes...Michele says they have to do what it take to get to final 3...they both don't trust Kevin & Natalie...Jordan knows she can't trust Kevin because of what happened with Jeff...Michele says that Kevin told her last night that the Kevin & Jeff deal they made was to get Michele out...Jeff says "what a fu**ing scumbag" (well it was, lol!)...Jeff repeats what he said and says don't even get me started...they talk about how Natalie was drunk and was yelling about them scheming. Jeff starts floating over to where Jordan is sitting...Jordan asks Michele if she's comfortable sitting in that floatie?...Michele says she is, she's flexible...Michele gets out of the pool to catch some sun...Jeff says he feels white but knows he isn't...Jordan says he's basically been laying out all summer...Jordan moves around Jeff and scratches his head and plays with his belly...Jeff looks at Jordan and Jordan asks if he's looking at her shoes? (she's wearing her flip-flops in the pool) Jeff says yeah, he hates it...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says "put it on the list"...Jordan says "things to burn?"...Jeff says "things I hate"... Jordan moves closer to Jeff and asks why he isn't talking?...Jeff asks her what she wants him to say?...Jordan compares who is tanner...Jeff says he looks white...Jordan says it's because of the water, when you go inside later on you look tanned. Jordan pats Jeff's leg and says "I like squeezing your fat" while squeezing his muscle, LOL. Super cute moment when Jordan says her mom used to squeeze her and pat her leg and Jordan would get mad, she would do it again and say "must be jelly cuz jam don't shake like that"...Jordan smiles and giggles and asks Jeff if he ever heard that?...Jeff has... Jordan says she used to get so mad...Michele says yeah, your mom sounds like a riot...Jordan says she is real quiet at first but she's real sweet, sometimes she stresses over men, Jordan ends up counseling her, she's like the parent...Michele says her and her mom are real close and talk every day. Jordan says that is normal, well at least for her, she can't imagine not talking to her mom all the time, this is the longest she has gone without talking to her mom... Jordan asks Michele if her mom was strict growing up and if she still tries to do that to her...FISH...when they return they are talking about a family reality show (Wife Swap?)...talk turns to Michele dating some guy with a Pirate fetish...Michele tells Jordan to promise her she won't date weirdo's...Jordan promises and says she doesn't date that much, she's weird...Michele says maybe she's really picky...Jordan says she is picky, she's just weird...Jordan says she wants to go somewhere where the water is blue like the pool, wouldn't that be nice?...Michele says she's never been on a beach vacation...they get quiet again… Last pool time Pt4 2-2:30pm Pool time is almost over, Michele is still sitting in the floatie, Jordan is just standing in the pool, Jeff is on the raft, talk has died down and Jordan is getting bored...she says her hair feels like it's on fire and she is going to go to the hammock soon...Jeff gets out of the pool and Jordan asks where he's going?...Jeff says to put more lotion on...Jordan says her nose is so dry and she feels like she has so many boogers...Jordan gets out and heads to the hammock...Jeff puts on sunscreen and gets back in the pool... Michele & Jeff chit chat about the final HOH competition...Michele explains how it normally goes and Jeff says he remembers now, right, right...he then imitates Casey saying "right, right, right, right, right"...he tells Michele that's Casey..."that was my Casey"...Jeff says to Jordan on the hammock "did you know who that was Jordan?"...Jordan says she did, didn't he hear her laugh?...Jeff says "oh, you did?"... "right, right, right, right, right...but the thing is..." Jeff laughs and Jordan laughs from afar. Jeff says he always had something to say...Jordan ahhh's...Jeff says as Casey "but the thing is, you know, you're a lot younger than I am...and you keep eating that cookie dough..." Kevin comes outside with the camera and they ask Kevin if he twittered? he says he did and blogged but he's quite quiet...Kevin takes a couple of random half ass pics of Michele & Jeff in the pool and then heads to the hammock to take one of Jordan...Jordan doesn't want to because she says she looks fat, Kevin says she isn't...Jeff encourages her to take one, she has to...Jordan gets up and wraps the towel around her and poses for a pic Kevin is done. Jordan walks towards the house and Jeff asks her if she wants to poop?...good guess Jeff ;) Jordan says yes and walks inside...Kevin walks inside and Jeff asks Michele if they gawn?...Michele says she guesses so...Jeff says good...Michele says they're going to take final 3 pics together (K&N&Jo), just kidding...Jeff says f**k that, Natalie is doing it, she's gotta do it...Michele says if she doesn't she will Evel Dick her ass all week...Jeff says they have to get a hold of her...Michele agrees...Jeff wonders what the upcoming POV is going to be?...Michele has no clue, it's different all the time...Jeff says he'll worry about it later, he has to get through Thursday...Jeff says God, she's gotta just do it...Jeff asks Michele if Kevin said he blogged too?...Michele says she thinks so...Jeff says that would have been a good time to talk to Natalie, they should have taken advantage...Michele says it doesn't matter if Kevin knows they are talking to Natalie. They get quiet for awhile and then Jordan comes back out and heads for the hammock but wets herself under the shower first...Jeff watches her...Jordan shivers with the cold water and Jeff laughs...Jeff says he doesn't even know if he's actually getting tanned... Michele thinks he might be burning...Jordan says Jeff is getting lots of sun on that raft...Jeff gets out, wraps himself in a towel and goes inside...Michele heads to the hammock and lays in it with Jordan, they talk some serious game and then Michele leaves when Jeff comes back out. Michele gets back in as well...Jeff lays on his belly on the raft to get some sun on his back...talk pretty much dies down here and all is quiet until they all go inside just before 2:30pm... Jejo packing for eviction Pt1 2:51-3:10pm It's packing time for Jeff & Jordan 😥 Jeff has changed out of his wet shorts and into his sweatpants, he enters the SS room where Jordan is already starting to pack...he hangs his shorts on the "pool" ladder...he uuhhhh's, takes a sip of water and says "this sucks" 😟 Jordan has put her Mardi Gras shirt on Jeff's suitcase...Jeff notices and picks it up and looks at it...Jordan giggles and says "doesn't it look so little?"...Jeff says "yeah, what am I supposed to do with this?"...Jordan says "you keep it...use it as a souvenir, and too, you know how I always use the Renny voice, you'll think of Renny too"...Jeff says "I will"...Jeff puts on his Aurora hat and says "my Aurora hat, it gawn...here" and he throws it over to Jordan...Jordan says thanks and tells Jeff she will give it back to him at the end of the show...Jeff says it's alright, he'll get a new one...Jordan says he looks best in his Aurora hat. 😊 Jeff unzips his suitcase and says it's Mimmo's luggage, he says he put some stuff in there and BB took it out, stuff from different competitions...Jeff says he doesn't know where to start, it's like fitting all those clowns into a circus car...Jordan says "this is the sad part"...Jeff says "yeah I think from here on out is the sad part" 😟 Jeff puts the clothes he will wear tomorrow for the live show in a little pile on top of his chest of drawers...he says "you are safe for tomorrow"...he forgets to put some underwear so he picks some white ones and says he will go out with some white underwear...Jeff starts fiddling with things in his drawers...Jordan says she doesn't know how she's going to fit all her stuff in, she's got so much more stuff now...Jeff says me too...FISH...when they return Jeff is saying that he should have brought the giant bag his brother gave him...Jordan says didn't you say that you wouldn't need it?...Jeff says he told him he didn't want to look like a yo-yo...Jordan laughs...Jeff says what?...Jordan says Jeff is funny...Jeff says he put 3 pairs of pants and it already looks full...Jordan tells him to roll them, it will fit more, she is rolling her shirts and shows him...Jeff says but her suitcase is jumboriffic. Jeff starts folding his shorts, putting them in a pile and says there's no way (he's going to fit everything)...Jeff decides to take off his sweatpants and put shorts on...he folds his sweatpants away...he finds more shorts in another drawer and says "holy macaroni...I don't even know how I got this shit in here in the first place"...Jordan asks if when Jeff was packing he thought he would wear this and that and he didn't even touch it?...Jeff says yeah, there's a couple of things he didn't touch...Jordan says she sees something in there that looks like a fire department shirt...Jeff says "this? I wore that"...Jordan doesn't remember him wearing it. Jeff brings out yet another pair of shorts and says he hasn't worn them...Jordan says they're cute, why hasn't he worn them?...Jeff doesn't know, he only remembered he had them right now and they match his flip-flops, maybe he'll wear them right now just so he said he wore them, he takes off his shorts and puts those ones on...Jordan starts talking about packing things on the side of his suitcase for whenever they leave and we get FISH...when feeds return Jordan is showing Jeff all her shirts...Jeff says she better get another system going...Jordan says she has so much and all the things from the competitions...Jeff points out that all he has out are his shorts and pants, he's never going to fit it all, it's over...Jordan opens another drawer and says "holy crap, I got more"...Jeff laughs while folding Casey's shorts he left him...Jordan points out all the various things she never wore so far. Jeff sits down and starts meticulously folding all his shirts including Jordan's Mardi Gras one that she says smells good...Jeff says he remembers doing this before coming to the house...Jordan says she's going to burn the spacesuit because it's going to be nothing but bad memories...Jordan mentions something being too tight for her now, she wore them the day before she came there, they don't fit...Jeff says "it hurts"...Jordan goes to return Jeff's grey sweatpants but Jeff insists she take them...Jordan says they are his brother's...Jeff says he doesn't wear them, just take them, he can't even fit them in...Jordan says she'd rather have the NY shirt...Jeff says she can have them both, he hands her the NY shirt...Jordan puts the sweatpants down but Jeff throws them back on the bed and tells her to keep them...Jordan says "geez, you want me to have a lot"...Jeff laughs and says he'd rather her keep the sweatpants than the NY shirt, she's not even from New York, why does she want it? (Jeff, you're not from there either, lol)...Jordan says cuz she likes it, she wants to spray some of Jeff's cologne on it so she walks over and sprays it. AWWW Jordan asks what brand YSL is and Jeff says Yves St. Laurent...Jordan sprays and says "there you go"...Jeff continues folding (even shirts that are already folded, lol) and asks if it smells nice now?...Jordan says hmmm?...Jeff stays quiet and keeps folding (he has a LOT of shirts!)...Jordan thinks Jeff will be able to fit everything in...Jeff doesn't think so...Jordan heads to the cologne again and sprays more of her stuff, Jeff smiles...Jordan says it's for good luck...Jeff says she won't be getting it from him...Jordan mmm, hmm's. Watching Jeff fold all the different shirts makes me remember all the JeJo moments they had. ♥ Jeff gets up and decides to put the shorts he's wearing away but says he did at least  wear them, he takes them off and puts on the original black ones he was wearing... Jordan shows Jeff all the stuff from the competitions and how she has it separated...Jeff shows Jordan all his stuff...Jordan tells Jeff that the day she leaves there (LA) she's going to wear this hat (Aurora one) at the airport ..Jeff says do it...Jordan says "I am" (AND SHE DID!). Jordan says she's going to have to use her BB bag but she's going to put tape over it. Jeff dancing with the green shirt 3:10pm Jeff and Jordan continue packing...Jeff puts on his green shirt and Jordan says "nooooo"...Jeff laughs and says "dude, this is a good beach shirt"...Jordan says that's a Braden shirt...Jeff says he's wearing it while he changes...Jordan says "Jeff, that looks like something that Braden would wear"...Jeff starts dancing doing his Braden impersonation...Jordan whines "you look like himmm...when you do that"...Jeff dances some more like Braden. Jordan laughs...Jeff sits down and folds more saying the shirt isn't that bad, for a day at the beach, it's on...Jordan says the green looks good on Jeff but not the shirt, he's got to get rid of it...Jeff says it's staying, he was going to fire it but now he wants it 3:11-3:27pm Jejo packing for eviction Pt2 Jeff has just finished deciding he's keeping the green shirt, he keeps folding his dressier shirts now...Jeff points out another shirt he didn't wear...Jordan says why?...Jeff says he wasn't there enough weeks, he got fired out of there...Jeff says all his clothes are from the Buckle. Jeff folds a pink plaid shirt and Jordan asks if Jeff got that shirt for free too?...Jeff says no, she doesn't like it?...Jordan asks for him to hold it up, she says maybe if it was long sleeved...Jeff says no, it looks nice with a pair of jeans but he never busted it out...Jeff folds a shirt that is very similar to his Coup shirt and asks Jordan if she doesn't like it, he does...Jordan says that is from when he stood up...Jeff says "is it? no it's not"...Jordan says it is, she remembers it was the Coup D'Etat...Jeff says she remembers wrong...Jordan says yeah, that's the shirt he wore...Jeff says that one?...they are confused but come to an agreement on the other shirt being the Coup one...he folds it... Jeff says overall he wore almost everything, usually when he goes on vacation there's 20 shirts that he brings and doesn't wear...Jeff gets up and takes off the green shirt...Jordan shows Jeff what she was thinking of wearing tomorrow...Jeff wants her to put it on...Jordan doesn't feel like it...Jeff says if he had Jordan's suitcase he'd have no problem...Jordan says maybe Jeff should have listened to his brother and he'd have no problem...Jeff says he didn't want to look like a yo-yo. Jordan gives Jeff some beads...Jeff folds his safari shirt and says he won in it as opposed to his spacesuit which he brings out...Jordan says to burn it...Jeff says he would but it's pretty cool...Jordan says he can wear it for Halloween...Jeff says one of his friends would for sure...Jeff pulls out his "Hawaiian Vacation" card and says "how bout this bad boy?"...Jordan says "yeahhhhh"...then Jeff shows off his tie dye shirt and says Jordan knows she wants it as Jordan looks at his Hawaiian Vacation card LOL...she says she wants the Hawaiian vacation, that's what she wants...she starts to head out and Jeff asks where she's going?...Jordan says to throw her bottle away...Jeff says he wants her to keep him company...Jordan says she will, she'll be right back. Jeff folds his golf comp pants and says "another one that I won...for nothing" 🙁 Jordan comes back...Jeff lifts up his chicken suit and starts humming the Chicken Dance song LOL Jordan touches it and says it feels nice...Jeff keeps folding more shirts...Jordan says she's done laying out for the day, she doesn't even feel like it...Jeff says him too, it's 3 o'clock...Jeff puts away his tie from the car stuffing comp, then he holds up his pig suit and puts it away...Jordan puts on her homecoming shirt and tells Jeff that this is another shirt he wants to burn... Jeff laughs and says he doesn't want to burn any of her shirts...Jeff debates keeping the Greek wreath, decides not to...Jeff holds up the cheerleader wig and sarcastically says that it was from the best day there...Jordan says the worst if there ever was one...Jeff wants to throw out the pom-poms but Jordan tells him to keep them since they go with the costume...Jeff debates keeping a sheet (his toga)...Jordan says she keeps everything...Jeff says he does too but some things have to go. Jordan asks if he wants her to help him...Jeff says no...Jordan says why?...Jeff wants to see what he can get in first...Jordan lays down on their bed while Jeff continues putting away stuff... Michele comes in and Jordan says they're all packed up, this is sad. 😢 They talk about the sombreros...Jeff says he wants to take one but doesn't know how it's going to fit...Jordan says to carry it on the plane...they talk about the cliques in the house...Jordan gets up and fiddles with her suitcase...Jeff says what if they stopped him in the airport asking him about the chicken suit and the spacesuit...Jordan says she'd be embarassed if you brought condoms on the plane...Jeff says he feels like stealing them...Jordan says what use will he have for them in the jury house? none (true, true) Jordan puts on her camo pants...Michele reminds them that the outside is open again and Jordan tells her she's not going to lay out anymore...Michele leaves and Jeff mutters "we're packing, can't you see that" 😠 Kiss between packing 3:27pm After Michele leaves, Jordan fiddles with her blanket...Jeff lays on their bed and grabs his cross and chapstick from the bin where he keeps them...Jordan sits down next to him while Jeff says that Jordan knows she wants a chapstick to remember him...Jordan reaches over and grabs Jeff's belly...Jeff sprawls on the bed, his hat falls off...Jeff sadly says "it's over"...Jordan looks at Jeff and bends down and kisses Jeff on the cheek... Jeff says "we came a long way though" he holds up his cross and continues "me and my Jesus piece"...Jordan says "I thought you meant me"...Jeff says "yeah, I meant you"...they high five and hold hands...Jordan lets go and rubs Jeff's arm...Jeff looks at his cross and says "we'll have better days brother"...Jeff puts his hat back on and gets up again and Jordan lays back down on the bed. Jejo packing for eviction Pt3 3:28-3:43pm Jeff gets off the bed and continues packing...Jordan lays down and asks Jeff if he wants help?...Jeff says for rolling his underwear, he's going to roll them like Jordan's trick (of rolling her clothes)...Jordan says she will help him...Jeff says his underwear came like that (rolled)...Jordan suggests Jeff roll his shirts too...Jeff says no...Jordan sternly says to keep his pants in & dress shirts and roll his cotton shirts...Jeff says he just folded them as flat as can be...Jordan says she knows but to roll them...Jeff gets pissy and says "be quiet, how about that? for once, be quiet, we're not going to compromise, I'm going to do it my way, ok? that's the end of that fu**ing story, how's that?" 🫣 Jordan holds her tongue and looks at Jeff...Jeff says "I'm rolling the underwear for you...where's your suitcase? yours isn't even fu**ing closed, how are you telling me how to pack"...Jordan raises her voice and says she's keeping it open just in case she has to get something else out so she doesn't have to keep zipping and unzipping but yes, she can zip it shut...Jeff says "is this how you want to fu**ing go out?"...Jordan says "no, Jeff, I'm just telling you"...Jeff smiles and  throws the sombrero at Jordan and says "adios muchacho"🇲🇽 Jeff keeps rolling his underwear and asks Jordan what she's looking at?...Jordan says she's watching him...Jeff says she doesn't have to make fun...Jordan says she's not, she's trying to help him...Jeff says "how do you know it doesn't fit yet, hold on, before you start throwing stones at everything"...Jordan insists she wasn't throwing stones...Jeff says "don't go out like that Jordan"...Jordan notices there's an ant crawling on Jeff's shirt, she tells him...Jeff says "f**k it, it's going to Chicago"...Jordan laughs. Jeff brought a lot of underwear, LOL, he keeps rolling it and stuffing it in his suitcase...Jeff asks Jordan what's up? does she have something to say?...Jordan says nothing...Jeff puts some snacks for the plane in his bag...Jeff mmm's and says "my grandma's scarf"...Jordan suggest putting it where the Hawaiian vacation is so it doesn't get messed up...Jeff says "good call, good call, see, that's what you're here for Jordan, to keep me straight"...Jeff looks at a bag of products and says it's the hotel lotion and Braden's gel...Jordan asks if that is what Braden gave him?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan moves over to the rafts to see what brand it is...Matrix Men All Style Wax :) Jeff says Braden said they have to give each other stuff when they leave...Jordan laughs. Jeff is folding bandanas...Jordan says he has a lot, were they all from the competitions?...Jeff says yeah except for one he brought...Jordan says "the baby blue one?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan asks if that is the one in the picture with his dad?...Jeff says yeah. Jeff says it's like a good luck one, he says he used to wear one under his football helmet so it fit tighter and he couldn't find it before a game one time, he needed one so he went to the store to get a black one and all they had was baby blue, he thought he couldn't wear this because the school colors were bright green but he bought it anyway thinking he would look like a yo-yo, he had a good game though so he kept it and wore it through college...Jordan says "for good luck?"...Jeff says yeah so he brought it to BB and it failed, nah, it gave him luck, he got far. Jeff starts dealing with his tanks and asks Jordan if he should roll these up?...Jordan thinks so and says she will help him with that so he can start doing something else...she starts rolling...Jordan laughs that his underwear could be her shorts...Jordan starts handing Jeff the tank tops, he doesn't like the fact that one tank takes up so much room rolled so he undoes a couple and lays them flat. Jeff keeps filling up his suitcase and it's overflowing...Jordan asks if he got all his crosses?...Jeff says yeah, he keeps stuffing his BB bag with his competition stuff and puts it on the stairs. Just before the 3:43pm mark all cams go off of Jeff & Jordan and the last thing we see is Jeff folding his hoody... Goodbye message to Jeff DR 4:35-4:40pm Jeff is in the kitchen preparing food...Michele is hanging around, mumbling and spraying ants...Jordan comes out of the DR and heads straight to the kitchen...Jeff says "you didn't cry"...Jordan says "huh? I got choked up at one point and then I stopped and then I had..." Michele interrupts her saying there are ants everywhere and "we're cleaning" (as far as I see she is cleaning not Jeff)...Jeff (who clearly doesn't want to talk about the ants) says "that's bullshit Jordan"...Jordan says she took a break...Michele interrupts again saying the candy has to be put up high if they don't want the ants in there...Jordan ignores her, walks towards the washroom and says "Jeff, you know I had to take a break"...Jeff says why?...Jordan says because she didn't want to cry... Jeff destroys a lemon to get the juice out LOL and says "whatever, I cried"...Jordan says "yeah right"...Jeff says "ask them"...Jordan says "did you really?"...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says "no you didn't, you're just saying that"...Jeff says "I had to take a break" LOL Jordan says "did you really?"...Jeff says "yeah" Jordan says "no, you're smiling"...Jeff says "I'm smiling at this" (the marinade)...Jordan says "aww, you really did?"...Jeff asks Jordan "did you get any fun ones in?"...Jordan says she did...Jeff says that his was kind of weak, he's being honest with her, it was ok but he thought it was good but kind of weak so don't expect him to knock it out of the park...Jordan sits at the counter and says she said you gawn, TTYN and we lost, it hurts, it's over...Jeff laughs and asks what the DR asked, wtf is that?...Jordan says they asked her questions like are you going to miss Jeff? do you love Jeff as a friend?...Michele perks up at this one and says "they asked you questions like that?"...Jeff laughs and says "do you love Jeff as a friend? right, they're going...they want you to say 'I love Jeff'...as a friend and they're going to edit 'as a friend' right out"... Jordan says to not forget that Jeff is taking her to Hawaii, she said everything, she did get choked up a little...Jeff says that's why she didn't cry because she thinks she's going to Hawaii...Jordan raises her voice and says "who else are you going to take!? no one but me...you won that in Big Brother so you have to take me"...Jeff says "I do?"...Jordan doesn't like her hair LOL...Jordan thinks they're going to show a long version of her message and they asked about the kiss...Jeff says "which one?" LOL...Jordan says the goodbye one...Jeff says wow, they're ready for it, Jesus... Michele finally leaves after being called to the DR...Jeff asks how the DR knows so much about this end kiss?...Jordan says she doesn't know...Jeff says for some reason he thinks they get more info out of Jordan than him 😏 Jordan says she honestly hasn't said much about that....Jeff says well at least they know what the main focus is this week, he laughs...Jordan agrees...Jordan says Jeff should be excited because she said all good stuff...Jeff isn't so sure about his message...Jordan seems upset by this...Jeff says he said really good things...Jordan says like what?...Jeff says she will see, it's better if he doesn't tell her, like what? things he's been saying throughout the show, then they asked him to do another take and he told them he was done. Jordan says she said that she couldn't have done it without Jeff, she's going to be bored without him, at night...FISH...return to Jordan saying something about changing because she wore what she had on to look cute for the "Jeff goodbye message", she leaves to change. I wanna make a sandwich out of your butt 4:41-4:57pm Jeff is preparing dinner for tonight and making himself some soup...Jordan comes back into the kitchen after changing into her hot pink shirt, she gets something to drink and sits down at the counter...Jeff gets ready to eat his soup so he comes around and sits next to Jordan who is asking if she should have worn this shirt (for the goodbye message)...Jeff says she looks cute, both ways ☺️...he said he told the DR that he likes Jordan's hair always, no matter what...Jordan says they told her she could go back in the DR and do it over with this shirt...Jeff says "if you're going to cry"...Jordan asks if the other shirt looked bad?...Jeff says "no, you look good, I want you to cry though"...Jordan holds Jeff's arm and says why?...Jeff says "how about mine? I did mine with no shirt on...what a yo-yo do I look like?"...Jordan says no and pinches Jeff's nipple LOL Jordan quickly tells Jeff that she said in the DR "oh yeah, omg, I was sitting there and I was like, yeah Jeff, you know I think you're hot...and you know I like your teeth and your smile and when you wear your Aurora hat..." Jeff gets a big smile on his face...feeds cut out...(was this the first time Jordan admitted that she thought Jeff was hot? I know she had told him before he looked "cute" wearing certain things but...) When the feeds return Jordan is asking Jeff what he's eating?...Jeff says vegetable soup with cheese...Jordan asks if it's good?...Jeff says mmm, hmm...Jordan asks if she can have a bite?...Jordan says Jeff paused...Jeff says it's because it's vegetable beef and he remembers her saying she doesn't like the beef (aww)...Jordan says it's better than the last one she had...Jeff says it's because he souped it up...Jordan wants to know what he put in it...Jeff says some garlic powder, hot pepper and cheese...Jordan wants some of that...Jordan goes to get some soup from the SR. Jordan brings back Chicken with Rice soup and asks Jeff if she should put something in it to make it better?...Jeff says if she wants...Jordan asks what she should put?...Jeff tells her but says for her to put whatever she wants, it's her soup...Jordan microwaves her soup while Jeff finishes his. Jeff sees ham on the counter and asks if she's putting it in the soup?...Jordan says no, she's craving a ham sandwich, don't that sound good?...Jeff says he feels like whipping a half a pound ham right at her face LOL Jeff cracks up...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says he doesn't know, it would be funny...Jordan shoots him a look and he says he's just kidding...Jeff says "you want me to throw out the garbage...honey?" 🥰 Jordan doesn't say anything...Jeff says "huh? over? cuz of the ham comment?"...Jordan gets some bread for her sandwich and Jeff says "your butt looks like a honey baked ham"🍑..Jordan says she loves it...Jeff says "I wanna make a sandwich out of your butt"...Jordan laughs and Jeff cracks up 😂...Jordan says that she told someone that if she was on a plane and it crashed and you had to eat something, you could eat her for days...Jeff says he'd slice her butt into little slices like that and make a sandwich...Jordan says "thanks" LOL Jeff says "yippee ki yay" and laughs...Jordan says she forgot about John Gotti. Michele says that what Jordan said is possibly the weirdest thing she could have said (who asked you anyway?)...Jordan says it came out wrong, not that kind of "eat"...some small talk about necrophiliacs and narcissists and then Jeff gets called out by BB to move his mic higher...Jordan says "Jeff please go back in the DR and re-do Jordan's message"...Jeff says forget it, his was good, he thought...Jordan says ok...Jeff says he's not good at Hallmark cards...Michele says "or hugging" 🤨 Jeff says he has his moments but c'mon guys... Only the best for little Jeff 4:58pm Jordan starts eating her ham sandwich, Jeff looks at her and smiles...Jordan offers Jeff a bite, he declines and says "that looks like a...a brown bag lunch sandwich"...Jordan says it is...Jeff says "I know, like lunch time"...Jordan says "just cuz it's not a John Gotti sandwich"...Jeff laughs and says "my kids are going to have little Gotti sandwiches, there's no way I'm sending them to school with that sandwich"...Jeff gets up to put away his dishes and says "only the best for little Jeff" 😊

August 30 Hawaii Hammock Chat Pt3 10:55-11:04pm Their chat continues...Jordan asks Jeff if he thinks it's true what Natalie said about Russell (sending him a bday gift - Jeff)...Jeff says he doesn't know, she wanted to ask her...Jeff says him too...Jordan tells Jeff that in her goodbye message to Russell she hoped he would have to vote btw her and someone else at the finale (he did!) Jordan says she will be miserable in the jury house, Jeff says he might be too so let's not worry about it, they both need to cheer up, he gets happy and she gets sad...Jordan says she thought today they had fun...Jeff says they did but they get their moments, it's normal to get sad, sometimes he just wants to be alone...Jordan says to tell him...Jeff says not her! he swears to God if he wanted to be alone, he would just say to give him an hour because it wouldn't be her, it would be him, he would just want to get his thoughts together. Jordan asks if Jeff has his speech prepared? she kind of does...Jeff says no, he doesn't and he doesn't want to start asking people for votes yet like Russell did all day, everyday because he would rather do it later so that people don't have time to pick apart his arguments to stay, that way they can see the positives in it and not dwell on the negative. Jordan asks Jeff to pinky swear that he'll take her to Hawaii and buy her earrings if she does this? Jeff flashes his dimples and says he has to win though...Jordan says if Jeff wins $50,000 he is taking her to Hawaii and the earrings...Jeff eyes open wide while smiling...Jordan says either way, 1st or 2nd place, he's taking her...Jeff says no, 1st place!...Jordan says no, 2nd place, quit being cheap, she will pay for some of her trip!... Jeff absolutely cracks up at this and says get outta here...Jordan says she's serious...Jeff says he told her he would...Jordan wants a pinky promise...Jeff laughs and hand signal included says they'll talk about it later...Jordan says really!? if she goes through all this work and she's leaving, she's getting her earrings and a trip...Jeff says not for 50G's, for 500 yeah...Jordan says no! 50G's...Jeff does his emphasis voice and says "you better fu**in' be quiet" LOL Jordan says she will lower it down to earrings for 2000 if he wins 50G's...Jeff says "are you crazy?"...Jordan says she's not, this is what she gets...Jeff says "this is the deal, I win, Hawaii and earrings, DONE, I just threw in Hawaii, I upped it, I could have just said earrings, I upped the ante, I have to win"...Jordan says either way, I could have won and she would give him seasons tix to the Bears, what else?...Jeff says they didn't discuss it...Jordan says she could buy him a fishing pole for fishing...Jeff says "we're fu**ing doing it in Hawaii if I take you!" 😍😍😂 He laughs and says she better pinky swear on that!...Jordan says why?...Jeff says what?...Jordan says "why do I have to do it in Hawaii?"...Jeff says "what the f**k else are they going to do, they're going to be in the hotel all day"...Jordan says they're going to be out in the sun, snorkeling, doing fun stuff in the sun, why does it always have to be about sex?...Jeff smiles and says "well I'm getting me a hula chick"...Jordan in a jealous tone says "you are!?"...Jeff cracks up laughing and points at Jordan and says she got pissed!🤣 Jordan says no, she's just saying...Jeff says he's getting himself a hula whore LOL Jordan says to go do that...Jeff says f**k yeah, what are you going to do?...Jordan says go find someone else...Jeff says and what? not make out with them?...Jordan says yeah, she doesn't have to go do that. Jeff brings up she's ever seen the movie Saving Sarah Marshall (I need to watch this because I still don't get the reference...) Jordan hasn't seen it...Jordan says "why are guys always like that?"...Jeff says he's just joking! (about doing it no, about the hula chick yes lol) Jordan says he's being for real...Jeff says he isn't being for real but he is being for real when he says if they go to Hawaii they would do it, he would bet all the money because it's Hawaii and you don't just go there and not, he laughs (great point Jeff!) ...Jordan says she's only been with one person...Jeff says it hurts (now that's mean, lol) Jordan says why would it make it any different just because she's in Hawaii with another person that she's going to have sex...Jeff says because it's 7 days and it's Hawaii, sometimes you just gotta bite the bullet, he laughs... Jordan gets all tongue tied and this is word for word what she says next "no, I can't do it, I couldn't just have, I told you, I wouldn't, just because if, well no!, cuz then you're not even...one thing...you're not dating the person, you have like...even though if you're dating someone and you don't, I think that you don't have to sex with that person just because you're dating that person you know what I mean, I just don't want to make the same mistake" :) Jeff says for Jordan to take it easy with her psychology behind everything...Jordan says she's just telling him how she feels...Jeff says "I got you...500, Hawaii and earrings, done"...Jordan says and what else?...Jeff says she is out of her mind! and if he goes home, they are doing it right after the show, he laughs!  😅 Jordan says no because she's going to be mad...Jeff says if he goes home he will be mad...Jordan knows this...Jeff says then they are doing it on finale night (close lol) Jordan says no...Jeff says yes! that's the deal, let's lock it up, lock it up! 🔒 Jordan deflects and asks about what they will do finale night? will they go straight home that night?...Jeff has no idea but thinks they have press the next day...Jordan says they can get drunk that night...Jeff says you wanna get smashed and then do press the next morning? not a good idea...Jordan says maybe if their flights leave at the same time they can get drunk at the airport but Jeff is staying...Jeff is going to ask them and they could say no...Jordan says good because they can stay and hang out before the flights...Jeff says hang out for 2 hours? f**k that, why wouldn't she just stay in LA for a couple of days? 😊 Jordan asks where would she go?...Jeff says they would get a hotel by his buddies place on Sunset...Jordan asks what would they do?...Jeff says hang out with his buddies, they'll call his friends and go out...Jeff says only a handful of days, they'll go fishing...Jordan says she will go fishing...Jeff says 3 or 4 nights...Jordan says she will tell her mom, she'll see what she says, she might want her to come home...Jeff says she might but since he's there and BB allows it on their dime, he might as well instead of going home and coming back a month later, he does want to go home too, he needs to take everything into consideration (including the planned Vegas thing)...talk changes to Jordan looking rough (her words) and the fact they have been lazy about working out and they have been eating all day… Hawaii Hammock chat Pt4 11:04-11:22pm They continue chatting...Jordan inches closer to Jeff and he asks where she is going?...Jordan says she is getting in closer...Jeff says "oh yeah? making your move?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff looks intently at Jordan and smiles...Jordan asks what?...Jeff says "my clothes, this is pretty soft huh?" (his NY shirt)...Jordan says Jeff is all about softness...Jeff says "yes, and this is the softest, feel it" (his black t-shirt)...Jordan asks Jeff what he's going to wear on Thursday?...Jeff says his black shirt...Jordan says she thought about wearing black but then she thought she'd wear a bright dress...Jeff says he's wearing black so stand out... Jordan says if she is leaving she wants to wear black because it's more slimming, she has gained weight and she wants to look skinny walking out there...Jeff says they're both going to be people in black?...Jordan says she wants to look thin...Jeff says he's wearing the shirt he was saving, he pulled it out and jinxed himself...Jordan would wear pants but she wants to wear a dress...Jordan says she will be so nervous when she walks out the door...Jeff says she's not going anywhere and to stop talking about it, they don't know what's going to happen. Jordan says Jeff better campaign because Michele is coming after her next week...Jeff says to not say that to Natalie...Jordan says she didn't...a bit of game talk and then Jordan says if there is a wrap party in Vegy that Jeff has to pay for all her drinks...Jeff doesn't seem pleased LOL he says he will throw 100 on red for her, she would win and take the 100 and go buy drinks...Jordan says you're not guaranteed (to win the money)...Jeff says he'll keep doubling up until they win...Jordan says ok...Jeff says that's how he gets into trouble, stop it! he's not supposed to gamble. Jordan asks if when you're the 5th person to leave people will remember you?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan mentions Renny who was 5th and she's memorable...Jeff points out a planet in the sky and Jordan says no, that's the moon...Jeff says no, the other one. LOL Jeff says the star up there is a planet...Jeff laughs about her saying that's the moon (obviously) and Jordan in her Jeff voice says "I know you know it's the moon" 🌝 Jeff smiles and Jordan sits up again and says whenever Jeff, the other night when Jeff was drinking his bottle of wine his accent gets stronger...Jeff says he knows...Jordan says it does, she likes it though, she likes it a lot better...Jeff says what? strong?...Jordan says she likes northern accents like that and when he was talking and kind of tipsy and his accent was stronger, she liked that better. Jeff laughs and says so she wasn't listening at all to what he was saying, she was just listening to his accent?...Jordan says she was listening and saying "aww, it made me like you even more" 🥰 (even more? That means you already like him) They both smile and Jordan says she's just being honest, this time Jeff deflects and says ahh, that was a nice, did you feel that little cool breeze? They start talking about grilling something, drinking wine and Jordan thinks that in the jury house they have been drinking every night...Jeff isn't so sure about that...Jordan swears that the last season the jury house was in Mexico...Jeff asks if she has her passport?...Jordan says no, you need one?...Jeff says yeah so they're not going there, he thinks it's just on a beach in Malibu...they start talking about where they are located in LA, Studio City...they discuss Malibu just being another city along with Santa Monica... Jordan talks about the movie Knocked Up and how they are driving in a car at the end of the movie on a highway, Jeff says that is the PCH...Jordan asks if they can leave the jury house?...Jeff says no but you can go on the beach...Jordan says she will be in there with 3 people she hates, she will isolate herself...Jeff says he might be going too. Jeff notices a praying mantis and Jordan starts freaking out telling Jeff to direct it to go the other way, she will kill him if it goes on her...Jeff says how to direct it, with his thoughts? LOL Jordan uses a pillow as a shield. :) Jeff says he just saved one of his buddies and he knows that deep down inside and he's saying to "Jeff, dude, you're cool"....Jordan mocks Jeff but says she is kidding...Jeff says what if the praying mantis knows this and says that dude is cool, that chick (Jordan) is done. Hand motion - pffffftssssssss Jordan does the hand motion - pffffttsssssssss....Jeff laughs... Jordan talks about her nail color and they goof around a bit. Jordan says omg...Jeff says what?...Jordan gets the sweetest look on her face and says if she does leave on Thursday she gets to call her mom :) Jeff thinks they get to make limited calls...Jordan says "call my mom"...Jeff says he's going to call his ma too saying "ma? did I embarrass you?"...Jordan says she doesn't want her mom being disappointed... Jeff says neither of them are gone yet so relax...Jordan says she knows if she stays she is going to feel like shit...Jeff says either way he's going to feel like shit...Jordan asks why he would feel like shit if he stayed?...Jeff says he won't feel better until he wins, he would feel better about everything and that he could do some things for Jordan...Jordan says just think during the comps that he has to get her the earrings and they're going to Hawaii...Jordan says if he breaks that promise she will kill him...Jeff says literally dead?...Jordan says she will be mad and won't talk to him again...Jeff says no text messages? LOL...Jordan says then he blew her chances of having money... Jeff squeezes her butt and says he wants to take it with him. Jeff says if he gets evicted he's going to take a piece of it with him...Jordan says noo!...Jeff says why?...Jordan says "you love it, you love it in there"...Jeff says when he's gone Jordan will be saying all his sayings...Jordan says if Jeff is gone she is going to be so bored... Jordan says after 2 weeks of not being around her, he will miss her so bad...Jeff says he probably will, she's right, she will too though so what up?...Jordan says Jeff will say, God, I want to talk to her...Jeff says he will say (to the others) "get away from me...where's Jordan?"...Jordan says mmm, hmm, you will, wait...Jeff says she will too...Jordan says she knows...Jeff says she thinks she's so cool with her new friends...Jordan says no, she'll be sitting there...bored. Jordan says she has no respect for Russell, she hates when he calls her Jordy...Jeff dreads the jury house...Jordan brings up Jessie...Jeff says Jessie is going to murder him...Jeff says they're just sitting around drinking having a bash Jeff parade...Jordan doesn't care, neither does Jeff but he says it will be a long 2 weeks...Jordan says if she leaves he will be a lot more focused... As Jeff responds to Jordan here, Jeff does his ghost wedding ring thing Jeff agrees and says he'll have nothing else left to do...Jordan says he better strike up his deals...Jeff says he will try his best but if not she needs to try her best...Jordan says she can't beat Michele, she's not good under pressure. Jeff asks if she wants something to eat?...she does...they start rattling off all the food they ate, seems like they ate the exact same thing and a lot of it LOL Jeff says he's hungry...Jordan says not to think about it...Jeff says then he wants a cigarette...Jordan says no!...Jeff says then he has to eat!...Jordan says for Jeff not to raise his voice at her...Jeff looks at her and calms down :) He says if he smokes he won't eat, it kills his appetite...Jordan says not to smoke...Jeff says he doesn't want to because he's smoked too much already...Jordan says at least his mood has changed, she hates when he's in a bad mood...Jeff only wants a cigarette when he's drinking. Jeff sits up, sees the praying mantis again...Jordan asks where he is going?...they are both sitting up and their faces are very close to one another, it's hard for them to look each other in the eye (they are so close I bet they want to kiss...)...they talk about the praying mantis and what Jeff is going to fix...Jeff says if it flew in his face he'd flip over and he falls back onto the hammock...Jordan says they are weird, what is their purpose of life?...Jeff says to reunite old friends.🧐 Jeff gets up to go see what they can eat, he wants something meaty...Jordan doesn't know if she should eat but she gets up too, she says her pants are huge...Jeff says they are a little tight for him in the junk department...they both walk to the kitchen... Chicken of the Sea - to eat or not to eat 11:22-11:52pm Jordan & Jeff come inside from being out on the hammock...Jeff is hungry and as soon as he walks in the door he says "how about tuna?"...Jordan says "ugh, tuna is gross, why are you so obsessed with tuna?"...Jeff says he thinks he's making tuna, it's over...Jordan says not to because he has to make her something...as Jeff goes to the bathroom he tells her he will make her something, the hamburger meat but he's making tuna for himself...Jordan looking through the fridge says nooo...Jordan nibbles some fruit salad... Jeff comes back and asks if she saw something (in the fridge that she wanted)...Jordan says she's not going to eat...Jeff asks nothing?...Jordan grabs the pita chips bag and says no LOL...Jordan says "don't eat tuna"...Jeff asks why?...Jordan says that if she has to kiss him tonight she's going to have to smell it...that perks Jeff's ears up and from this point on he starts trying to find any excuse, without making it seem like she's right, to not eat the tuna and find an alternative, lol...Jeff says oh, yeahhh, we're making out?...Jordan says she doesn't want to smell tuna...Jeff says "so you're saying we're making out?" 😍...Jordan says "if we do"... Jeff puts his foot down and says we made out like 3 times (but who's counting, lol) he plunks down the tuna can and says "I'll take my chances" Jordan says they have kissed a lot more than they ever have...Jeff makes a face...Jordan says yeah, we have...Jeff says when? we've kissed twice (he conveniently forgot he just said it was 3 times ) ...Jordan says normally they've never kissed but she's kissed him a lot more...Jeff again says twice more. Jordan picks up the can of tuna and starts reading it "the best tuna, Chicken of the Sea, solid white tuna in water...please don't eat this" 😂 Jeff says why?...Jordan says she doesn't want to have to smell it on him...Jeff says she doesn't want him to smoke, she doesn't want him to eat the tuna, what does she want? what else? can he eat something? can he live his life or what? (dramatic or what Jeff? haha) ...Jordan says he can eat something besides Chicken of the Sea 😊 Jeff opens up the fridge and says he has a taste for it...Jordan says again she doesn't want to have to smell it...Jeff says she won't smell it...Jordan disagrees...Jeff starts pulling out bowls & jars, he sees there is leftover fajita stuff...Jordan says to eat that...Jeff says she is lucky and he puts the tuna away...Jordan says wooo, yay, he listened to her...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says thank you, I appreash...Jeff says she is lucky the fajitas are already made... Jeff says the pickles make him sick...Jeff pulls out some other stuff and says "Or I could make a John Gotti sandwich"...Jordan says "what's a John Gotti sandwich?"...Jeff totally cracks up laughing at Jordan's question...he says it's just like a good sandwich...Jordan giggles and says "why are you laughing?"...Jeff says it's funny the way Jordan said that, he bursts out laughing again and says he doesn't know why it's so funny and he repeats what Jordan said, he says it's funny for his own reasons... Jordan keeps eating her pita chips while Jeff preps his food...he asks if she doesn't want anything?...she says no, she feels like a fatty...they talk about different things she could eat like fruit, a hot dawg...Jeff says a turkey dog is better...they banter back & forth a bit...Jordan might want a pizza but then decides to not eat one, she wants the bean dip, the hummus. Jeff says what he's eating is actually perfect, he's obsessed with sour cream...Jeff sits down and starts eating, he brings up the John Gotti sandwich 😎...Jeff says the pita chips are 50% less fat than chips so you can eat twice as much...Jordan doesn't get it so Jeff says it's half the fat!...Jordan is like ok, geez, she says she hates when he raises his voice at her, she hates it more than anything... Jeff slams his fist down on the counter and says, with a smile, that he hates it when she doesn't understand things right away...Jordan says she's sorry she didn't understand it...Jeff says it's half!...Jordan says ok, Jeff, I get it, it's half ok?!...Jeff laughs and keeps eating...Jordan says Jeff doesn't have patience with her...he says he does...she says he used to but now he doesn't...Jordan imitates how Jeff says No! that's how he sounds...Jordan says and...Jeff says "what? shoot"...Jordan says she does listen to him even if he thinks she doesn't listen, she tells him all the time...Jeff says sometimes she doesn't listen...she insists she does but sometimes she spaces out but she listens so she doesn't want to hear it...Jeff says zip it... They talk about how they've been eating all day...Jordan says it's 11:30 and she's not really that tired...Jordan tells Jeff to look at the picture wall and says why didn't she know that? she can see now...Jeff says it's because they know the answer...Jordan says she told the DR that they made a cute alien, everyone else's was ugly...Jeff smiles and says he said that too...Jordan says their's was the prettiest and Laura & Jessie's was the ugggliest...Jeff agrees and says the teeth (were huge) and they laugh. Natalie comes inside to eat some soup...Jordan asks Jeff if he will rub her arm tonight?...Jeff says yes...Jeff says "will you rub my.......back?" LOL ...Jordan says yes but she gets it first...Jeff says he always does...Jordan disagrees and says lately she does it more than him...Jeff says it's because he is adios muchacho and she has to...Jeff wishes there was more fajita stuff, who cooked it, it was so good?...Jordan says you...Jeff says oh, yeah 😅 Natalie returns with her soup and they start talking about soup, what types of foods they like and dislike, what Jeff puts in his food...Jordan goes to the bathroom...Jeff & Natalie chit chat about cheese and Natalie gets her soup ready...Jeff says today was the laziest day he's had in the house so far, he ate and slept all day, didn't do anything productive other than winning 2 hands of solitaire (that's because you spent all day glued to Jordan and I have 25 or so calendar entries to prove it! 😅) Jordan comes back from the bathroom and Jeff starts laughing...Jordan is like what?...Jeff says nothin', he had a joke he was going to play...Jeff gives her the "look", big smile on his face and brings his face up close to hers...Jordan asks if he wants to go back outside?...Jeff says he's still hungry and says he's going to go make some tuna, he leans into her and playfully slaps her butt...Jordan says nooo! Jordan tells Natalie that Jeff said if he's taking her to Hawaii, they're doing it...Jeff turns around and smiles...Natalie says "so does that mean you'll go?" LOL Jeff cracks up...Jordan sits on the counter and says she told him she would go but they're not doing it. 😛 Natalie says then he's not going to take her...Jordan says yeah, he is, who else is he going to take?...Jeff says someone that's gonna do it, he looks at her with eyes wide... Jordan is quiet...Jeff asks Natalie if her boyfriend took her to Hawaii would she do it?...Jordan yells out that it's her boyfriend (maybe Jeff wants to be yours Jordan, lol) Jordan says it's different...Jeff says he will ask her out on the plane and then they can break up on the way home LOL..Jordan is not amused...Jeff says it would be official...Jeff decides to eat a turkey dog and goes to get them...Natalie & Jordan chit chat about the picture wall...Natalie prays...Jeff comes back and giggles about the Jessie/Laura alien and they laugh about the Ronnie/Lydia one. Feeds cut out, when they return J&J are bantering a bit more and Jeff says that Jordan acts all cool around other people but when they are alone, Jordan says Jeff I love you, but I don't even know you 😄...Jordan says she doesn't even say that, don't make her look psycho...Jordan admits she has been sweeter this week...Jeff agrees and says he wonders why...they talk about how tomorrow is the veto ceremony and they need to get up early...Jeff says he can't wait to just go to a football game...Natalie says she can't wait to go to a movie...Jeff too...Natalie says they are making Toy Story 3 in 2010...Jeff says he likes burnt cheese, he finishes up his turkey dog and Jeff & Jordan head outside again… 11:52-11:59pm Round2 hammock chat - Eye gazing Jeff & Jordan head outside again and head to the hammock...Jeff says he feels better (after eating) and Jordan says he didn't even smoke...Jeff says he has to quit altogether...they notice the praying mantis is still hanging out...Jordan gets closer to it and Jeff tells her not to f**k with it because it's not fu**ing around with her and then people wonder why bugs jump on them...Jordan says she just wants to see it move but Jeff says to leave it, he'll put it in her bed later...(your bed too Jeff 😉) Jordan says Jeff is making her mad and Jeff says why does she want to roll the ball at him so he jumps right on his face...Jordan laughs and says that would be funny...Jeff doesn't think so and gets agitated and says maybe she would want it to jump on her face...Jordan sits down near Jeff and tells Jeff to lose his temper...Jeff says he doesn't have one and Jordan says to quit getting so agitated then, calm down!... Jeff quiets down and they swing...Jordan says what?...Jeff says he's being calm, isn't that what she wants?...Jordan says yes and then says she feels like she is about to barf...Jeff laughs... Jeff grabs her head in a scissor hold...Jordan says no...Jeffff!...Jeff says this is the move, she loves that move...Jordan says choke hold? she feels like a fat f**k...Jeff's eyes open wide and he says "whoa, you swore"...Jeff tickles her neck and then they talk about what they've eaten (again!) ...Jeff says midnight is a new day, they have to have a new attitude and a new diet...Jordan lays down next to Jeff and snuggles towards him, putting her leg on his. Jeff says they have to eat salads tomorrow and work out...Jordan mentions how odd Michele was earlier...Jeff says something seems super weird with her, she was talking about ripping pillows...Jordan says she is crazy...Jeff laughs about him throwing stuff around too, he can't wait to see how funny he looked when they were grabbing all the money, his pockets and clothes stuffed with money...Jeff wonders what if that key saved him from something?...Jordan says how?...Jeff doesn't know, he's just thinking like a yo-yo...Jordan says it's not, they're done, it's over. Jeff says they haven't told them anything about that yet...Jordan says it's over...Jeff says to keep hope alive...Jordan says they're done....Jeff says how does she know, why didn't BB tell them what that key meant?...Jordan doesn't know but they're done...Jeff says she's done, he's keeping faith alive, it could be nothing but until they know for sure, it could be something...Jordan says it's not anything, one of them are going home on Thursday so...Jeff says not if that Pandora's box has something to do with it...Jordan insists it won't...Jeff says because she's been right in this whole game...Jordan says she hasn't been right about anything in the whole game...Jeff says good, he hopes that continues...Jordan says it has nothing to do with it, he's thinking too deep...Jeff says he's just thinking positive...Jordan says then he's going to get his hopes up...Jeff says it's better than giving up!...Jordan says ok! don't yell! just talk...Jeff says she just yelled. Jeff squeezes her mouth shut...Jordan says it hurts there because she has a pimple...Jeff says gross...Jordan says shut up...Jeff says those are the worst because you can't pop them. Jordan reaches over and puts her hand on Jeff's chest and asks him to turn to her because she is tired now...he says he can't...Jordan says she wants to go to sleep...Jeff says he can't because he took too many naps today...Jeff says Jordan abandoned him...Jordan says she didn't...Jeff says all his naps, she would be peace out and then he would wake up and he'd be like what's up? she gone...Jordan says she was bored because he wasn't talking...Jeff says it was nap time...Jeff notices the praying mantis eyeballing him...Jordan laughs and says Jeff is scared of it. Jordan tells Jeff to quit farting and that his fart stunk the other night...Jeff says so what? one out of a fu**ing million?...chitter chatter about stuff and then @ the 11:59pm mark Jordan lays her head down on the pillow, lets her guard down and looks at Jeff unlike ever before...with adoration and love...Jeff then turns and looks at Jordan. Whoa! Jordan says she can see her reflection in Jeff's eyeball...they start looking in each other's eyes really closely...Jordan can see lights in his green part, herself in his black part...Jeff does too and notices her pupils dilating and shrinking, he says it's wild...Jordan says he look freaky...

October 6 Jeff & Jordan do a Superpass Live chat from Seattle