He quickly became a fan favorite in the "Big Brother" house, now Jeff talks to ET about his feelings for Jordan -- and his biggest regret! ET: How does it make you feel to know that America wanted you to go all the way for the win? JEFF: It makes me feel great! I didn't realize until Igot out of the house. I was overwhelmed by the response. I really appreciate it (thanks, America!). At least not winning, it's awesome to know that people were on my side and that makes the pill easier to swallow. ET: What's up with you and Jordan? JEFF: It's hard to develop a romantic relationship under those circumstances. The friendship that we have is definitely real, and the feelings I have on my end are definitely genuine. ET: What is your honest opinion of Michele? JEFF: Michele was always a huge question mark to me,even to this day. I think her motives were real and heartfelt, but she's the one person in the house that I could never truly figure out. ET: After all of these weeks, why did you decide to trust Natalie and Kevin, two of the biggest schemers in the house? JEFF: It was either trust Natalie and Kevin, or Russell and Michele. Both sides were a big risk, in my eyes. Ultimately, I decided to take out the strongest player of the four, win Michele back on my side and take my chances (hoping I would have beaten Kevin and Natalie straight up). ET: Any regrets? Do you think you could have done anything different to stay in the game? JEFF: No regrets. I put it all on my shoulders. I wishI would have won that last Power of Veto. If I had done so, I think Imight have won the game. ET: What's the hardest part about being locked in the house? JEFF: The hardest part is, I think, the emotional roller coaster you go through on a daily basis. There's a lot of downtime and a lot of scheming going on every day. Having no connection to anything else but the game makes it that much more stressful. There are no breaks in the "BB" house!

The credo of Big Brother is “expect the unexpected,” but even bearing that in mind, who could have seen this coming? If, at any point in the season, you had said that Jordan, the unassuming waitress from North Carolina, was going to win it all, they would have put you in a padded cell with Chima. With all of the dominating and polarizing personalities, with all its rants and raves, threats and theatrics, watching Jordan glide through those final rounds was like watching a bunny take down a pride of lions, without ever getting her fur dirty. Big Brother is supposed to be about ruthless gameplay and out of nowhere comes an underestimated, aww-shucks beauty who seemingly kills off her housemates with kindness. “It’s a good feeling, it really is,” said producer Allison Grodner after the show. “I like all types of people to win this game, as all types have. But it’s really hard to find people like Jordan these days, people who are so genuinely nice and she did win when she needed to win.” Most everyone can agree, it wasn’t the strongest player or the most dynamic personality that won. It was the Southern belle who knew when to keep her head down and when to rise to the occasion. Unless of course, you’re Russell. “I think, in this season, you were better off being stupid, and un-athletic, as well as having an I.Q. under ten,” he told PEOPLE after the show. “And you would probably get to the final three. I think it’s bull–, and its a travesty that the wrong person won.” Purist may agree that Russell has a point and others may say that he’s still sore about getting knocked out after not finding a “Laura” banana. But then again, Jordan didn’t rely entirely on the kindness of strangers. The 22-year-old was able to win when it counted most, taking the final HOH with a big assist from Lady Luck. “Holy crap, I didn’t even know the answer to that,” she said of the tiebreak question that ultimately sent Kevin out of the money, and into the Jury. “That was a guess, I figured it was halfway to something.” During the final eviction ceremony, even Kevin, who had worked so hard, and come so tantalizingly close to the money, couldn’t bear to hold a grudge. “Who doesn’t like Jordan?” he said, still shaking of the events of the evening. “She is exactly how she is probably portrayed by the producers and I knew when she stood up that she had picked Natalie over me, I just keep telling myself that the five-hundred thousand isn’t real.” Natalie, who says that she “didn’t come into the house for second place,” can ease her pain with the knowledge that she has a wedding to plan. “I’m so excited,” she said later, “I have a wedding to pay for. I’m grateful for the fifty grand, but it’s going to go quick!” But in the end, it was America’s favorite player that may have walked with the best prize of all. Jeff was reflective before walking off the BB lawn for the last (for now) time. “I came here with nothing,” he told PEOPLE, “and I got this great experience. I have some money in my pocket, a trip to Hawaii, and no matter what happens, I got a friend for life in Jordan.”

Evicted "Big Brother" house guest Jeff says he's going to "keep in close contact with Jordan and go from there." More of the interview, plus video of his interview with Julie Chen, after the jump. Now, just so you know... the all-caps is all Jeff. I thought it was too funny, so I left it the way it was. What were you up to before Big Brother? WORKING! I SELL ADVERTISING TIME FOR RADIO STATIONS ACROSS THE COUNTRY. What are you planning on doing after it's over? GETTING BACK TO REALITY AND SEEING MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS. EAGER TO SEE WHAT LIES AHEAD! Most of my readers want to know: what's going on with Jordan? Are you two going to try something out after the show? I'M DEFINITELY GOING TO KEEP IN CLOSE CONTACT WITH JORDAN AND GO FROM THERE! Do you regret ousting Russell last week? Most viewers seemed to think you, Jordan, Russell and Michele could've skated to Final Four and then just competed as two pairs. What was wrong with that? NATALIE AND KEVIN SEEMED LIKE A BETTER PAIR TO COMPETE AGAINST...I ALSO FELT THAT RUSSELL WAS NOT GOING TO HONOR OUR FINAL FOUR AGREEMENT AND WAS COMING AFTER ME NEXT. Why was Russell & Michele sticking together for Final Two any different than you and Jordan doing the same thing? MICHELE WAS MY ALLY FOR FINAL 3 WITH JORDAN...I FELT RUSSELL BOGARDED INTO MY DEAL! How do you think the Jury House members will react when you arrive? CHRISTMAS IS COMING EARLY TO THOSE THREE, BUT I HOPE AT THE END OF THE DAY WE CAN ALL GET PAST IT AND ENJOY THE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS IN THE JURY HOUSE. You really seemed like one of the nicest people on the show. What was with tossing around the f-word (for gay men) all the time? Did Kevin call you out on it and, more importantly, do you regret saying it? It seemed out of character for you. I DO REGRET SAYING IT...KEVIN NEVER CONFRONTED ME...I ACTUALLY CONFRONTED HIM AND APOLOGIZED FOR USING THAT WORD...BY NO MEANS DID I MEAN TO OFFEND OR USE IN A DEROGITORY MANNER. Who is playing the best game so far? MICHELE. Who is playing the worst game? NATALIE. Do you have any words for your fans? (They are legion, particularly the female ones) THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COUP D'ETAT...I'M BLOWN AWAY...THANKS, AGAIN!

by Lynette Rice Categories: Big Brother Big Brother 11's Jeff: please quit your day job! Season 11 of Big Brother may not be over until Tuesday, but it?s already finis for rabid fans of Jeff Schroeder, the 31-year-old advertising salesman from Norridge, Ill. who ?got got? by Kevin and was booted from the house. Does that mean his days in front of the camera are history, too? Never say never, it seems: EW.com just learned that the coup d?etat crackerjack will appear as a guest on The Bonnie Hunt Show next Friday, Sept. 18 ? two days after the show?s two-hour finale (apparently, Hunt?s a big fan of Schroeder). So what?s next for Jeff after that? Many fans on the EW.com message boards think he and Jordan are shoo-ins for a future cycle of The Amazing Race (though when asked recently whether he?d want to appear on the gold standard of reality shows, Jeff exhaled, ?let me decompress first!? ). No matter what offers come his way, Schroeder is just too good for the de rigueur appearances on CBS? The Young and the Restless (hi Kaysar and Dr. Will!) What do you think, BB fans? Where do you want to see Jeff show up next?

October 30 @jeffschroeder23 Sidelines with Jordan, this is the best!!!

September 29 @jeffschroeder23 On my way to get Jordan from the airport, looking forward to some much needed down-time together! Gonna be a fun week!

September 8 Porsche wins F4 veto & is the sole vote to evict Jordan 😢

August 6 HN room - crying chat/little snuggle 12:16 - 12:25 AM Jeff, Jordan, Shelly & Rachel chat in the HN room about how crazy the house is and so much crying is going on, a little later Shelly leaves and then Rachel gets quiet, ready to sleep...Jeff and Jordan chat, Jordan snuggles into Jeff a little and then the feeds go to control room and switch off of them… Jeff won the veto !! 10:07 AM Feeds come back from trivia for the POV competition...Jordan & Rachel are in the HN room...Rachel is sad, she says she didn't win the veto and is so mad at herself...Jordan says Rachel is not going to win every competition and she gives Rachel a little pep talk...Shelly comes in and they talk about the comp... Dani & Kalia are upstairs saying Rachel is going home, end of story because....Jeff won the veto!! First JeJo talk after Jeff’s POV win 11:06 - 11:15 AM Jeff and Jordan chat in the HN room...Jordan tells Jeff that when they talk to Kalia, if she says she's the pawn, she's going to get out of control, flip out, look like an idiot so it's best she stay down there...Jeff says he'll go talk to her, he already told her that he'd win veto and come after her... Jeff says that if Kalia puts Jordan up as the pawn, he's going to break it down for Kalia because it'll be the last time he ever talks to her 1. she lied to him, he told her to f**k off 2. he told her to not put him up cuz he'd win the veto 3. Jordan goes up and she's 150% being nominated next week...Jordan says she'll tell her to eff herself and she'll walk away, she will lose her cool...Jordan says she kept telling her good luck in the comp, she's trying to sugarcoat it but if Rachel would've won, the target would be Jeff...Jeff says no shit, he just wanted to win... Jordan says "you did good!"...Jeff says it was perfect...Jordan felt she contributed to the win...Jeff says she did, he swears to God...Jeff explains how the comp went down and how Jordan helped him...Jordan can't believe Adam kept up...Jeff too...Jeff can't believe Adam smoked right after, it was making him sick...Jordan says it was so close, by 2...Jeff says it doesn't matter how close it is, it worked out perfectly...Jordan says it would be so funny if Kalia puts up Porsche...Jeff says Kalia is already nervous trying to be his friend...they talk about how their convo last night with Dani, Jeff doesn't get how Dani doesn't buy into the twist... Jeff doesn't really think Jordan will be put up as a pawn especially since Jordan said what she did during the nomination ceremony, if she does put her up she's an idiot, she made 3 people mad and Rachel's coming back so her HOH is going to be a waste...Jordan says she'd love to see Rachel go and come back to battle it out with Dani but she wouldn't mind (leaving to come back)...Jeff shoots down that idea real quick, he says "GTFO of here, don't even talk like that, you're not going up"...Jordan says she wouldn't mind having a break from here, they would all kill it Jeff says Jordan is going to see it from theh house because Rachel is coming right back...Jeff says he's going to start getting on a roll...Jordan says with Rachel here Jeff won't be the target...Jeff agrees, he says he finally won something...they talk about the comp again... Jeff imagines what if Jordan ran into him accidentally and made him lose...Jordan says Jeff would kill her, literally...Jeff laughs saying he's probably get real pissed because she ran past him twice, she ran right into him twice and he thought he couldn't get into that conversation, he had to focus because if he did tell her that she would've taken it the wrong way and tried to talk to him during it so he didn't bother...Jordan says it's good he didn't say anything...Jeff says for Jordan to realize that she's out of the competition and don't run in front of him...Jordan tries to say she was getting the ball...Jeff asks why? was she rushing to get back in the competition?...Jordan giggles, she says she was so mad, she dropped her ball at 50 something...Jeff says that's why she should've had some cheese, some winekin & cheese cries LOL Jeff giggles...Jordan says nooo...Jordan needs to shower outside...Jeff thinks she should've showered after the comp, wasn't she hot?...Jordan says "not really"...Jeff says "yeah you were really busting your ass"...Jordan laughs saying it's funny...Jeff says it's sad What’s up vagina monologues? 11:15 AM Jeff and Jordan continue chatting in the HN room after Jeff's win...Jeff is using blotting paper to get the oil off his forehead, he loves all the fun products girls have...Jordan says he's so stupid...Jeff says he was ripping them yesterday, he was pissed, he's gotta stop that, he doesn't like feeling like that...Jordan says pissed?...Jeff says no, gassed, he hasn't run in the house, just does the elliptical and he cruises, usually at home he does the treadmill, his legs are already sore just from running a mile "what's up vagina monologues?" Jeff says thank God he pulled it out, if Brendon was there he would've smashed it because of his arms...feeds switch out… Jordan busts out Jeff’s mannerisms 11:17 - 11:21 AM Feeds switch back to the HN room from the HOH room, JeJo are chatting...Jordan tells Jeff to not be mad at her for not going up to the HOH room, she doesn't want to embarrass herself...Jeff says it's fine... Jordan rubs Jeff's face saying "I love your scruff" Jeff asks when is the nomination ceremony?...Jordan says Monday...Jeff says Kalia is nervous now because he told her...Jordan says he can say "no" (with his hand motion)...Jeff thinks he just did that to somebody, he doesn't notice he does that, he thinks it's when he gets real pissed...Jordan giggles, props herself up and shows Jeff how he does it saying nooo...Jeff cracks up! Jordan says that's what he does, she's serious...Jeff says when he gets pissed he doesn't know what he does and she has got it down to a tee, she's not listening to what he's saying but watching his mannerisms...Jordan says when he gets mad, he does this facial expression...Jeff says the best was yesterday when Kalia told him she wanted Jeff to play in the veto and he was thinking why would she want to pick Jeff for HG choice so then she tells him he was going up (on the block), he didn't know what she meant, did Jordan know?...Jordan knew what she meant, she saw Jeff's face... Jeff says he was like "what?"...Jordan adds "I'm going up?"...Jeff says then he got pissed...Jordan says Jeff does this thing with his face, she knows she's not going to do it right but it's something with his mouth and eyes, he'll say "what the f**k!"...Jeff giggles...Jordan says his mouth, lips and eyes, he does this face, when he's real pissed he always says the F word, he does it all the time and he'll say "what was that!? does that even fu**ing make sense?"...Jeff cracks up... Jordan now cracks up saying Jeff throws in a couple jabs...Jeff says "at the person I'm mad at?"...Jordan imitates Jeff saying "does she even know what's going on? no" insert finger wagging LOL...Jeff says "you're a fu**ing asshole" Jordan says she always forgets to point it out to him when he's pissed...Jeff says she can't talk to him when he's like that, he'd get so pissed at her...Jordan says it's like when she does that thing with her lip, he does something weird with his mouth and his eyes get all closed in and slanted and his hands do something too, that's how she knows he's really mad and the F bombs fly every sentence, it's really funny...Jeff says he's glad she gets amused instead of listening to what he's trying to express...Jordan says he uses hand motions a lot...Jeff says he uses his hands a lot, he even does it in the DR, he can't talk without using them, Zsolt used to tell him dude, relax with his hands, just put his arms down LOL! Jordan says Jeff uses his hands when he's talking, even when saying me and Jordan do the LD thing...Jeff says he likes to paint a picture...more hand talk and then feeds switch to the HOH room... Jeff will hook it up for his love 2:06 PM Jeff & Adam are sitting outside on the couches talking about food, Jeff wishes he could put steaks on the grill. Rachel, who is nearby, says that the catfish could be grilled, it's almost like steak Jeff sighs, "no, it's not, let's be honest"... Jordan wanders by with her shower supplies in hand and says she's going to shower out there (they are have-nots)...Jeff smiles at her Adam says the hose is behind the couch...Jeff says "you just gotta hook it up...I'll hook it up for you love" ♥ ...Jeff gets up to do that saying he has to get his sandals...Adam tells him to check out the grill. Jeff says he will and tells Jordan "hold on love, I'll get my sandals & put it over there for you"...Jeff goes inside to do that & gets called to the DR, meanwhile Adam has already gotten the hose out for Jordan... Hey stupid come here 3:11 - 3:13 PM Jordan and Rachel are on the lounger in the BY talking game...Jeff comes outside and asks how the fish was...Rachel says "hey Big Jeff"...Jordan says "hey stupid, come here" Jeff comes over and asks "what?"...Jordan says that Kalia came up to her and wanted to talk and she told her she wanted to wait on Jeff...Jeff asks why she didn't go talk to her?...Jordan says because she doesn't know what to say, she'll probably say the wrong thing and get mad and she told Jeff that she doesn't want to go up there... Jeff asks if she wants to go up there now? who's up there? they'll wait until everyone's gone...Jordan says Jeff can go up there and talk to her... (Jordan's stubbornness about this isn't making Jeff happy)... Jeff asks if that isn't rude?...they say no...Jeff says "that you're not even going?"...pause...Jordan says if she does go she's not saying anything...Jeff says he'll just go up there, I don't give a f**k, he'll go up there and say if Jordan's going up there's nothing to talk about and he'll leave...Jeff leaves...Jordan says "he'll do it, he'll do all the talking, he's better at talking"... Lounger talk about Kalia 3:31 - 3:34 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the lounger in the BY...Jeff is eating, Jordan is tanning...Jeff fills in Jordan on the talk he had with Kalia, she said she would never ever put Jordan up, that's the last bit of trust they had, she promise, she'll tell them the whole plan...Jordan doesn't trust anything because if Rachel won Jeff would be going, did Jeff tell her that she didn't want to go talk to her?...Jeff says he told Kalia that she's been crabby and there's no need for her to talk to her if she's going up, Kalia said she's not so Jeff said they'd go talk, is that good?...Jordan says yeah, it doesn't matter if she went up because Rachel's going home...Jeff says Kalia's word matters...Jordan says it doesn't...Jeff says it does so Jordan can stick her...Jordan says Kalia might be thinking of a new plan to backtrack... Jordan asks if Jeff is working out tonight?...Jeff says maybe, when the sun goes down, it's hot as hell out there...Jeff finishes eating and goes inside... Bathroom to the purple room - opposite Jordan 3:42 - 3:47 PM Feeds switch to the bathroom just before the 3:43pm mark...Jeff and Jordan are in the bathroom...Jeff is on the lounger, Jordan is changing in the shower stall...they are talking about Rachel wanting Jordan to say a bunch of stuff to Kalia...Jeff says when they go to talk to Kalia make her think that at best she'd have a 3-3 tie for Rachel to stay and she could break it...Jordan says ok...Jeff says to let her think she's got the power...Jeff says "what are you doing in there?"... Jordan smiles...Jeff puts on her sunglasses and Jordan giggles...Jeff asks if Jordan is walking?...Jordan says she was going to do situps or something...Jeff says it's burning out there...Jordan says "give me something to do"...Jeff wants to go lay down and talk...Jordan says she can do that...they decide to go into the purple room but not before Jordan has to go back to the bathroom to get her mic and Jeff goes to get a blanket from their room... They meet up in the purple room...Jeff goes in first and gets comfy under the blanket...Jordan comes in and shuts the door, she sees her reflection and says she can tell she's lost weight, can Jeff tell?...Jeff mmm, hmm's saying he can...Jordan gets on the bed saying she's doing the opposite of their season, theirs by the end she had blown up like a fish...Jeff knows...Jeff says "you were a big girl...I'm just joking"...Jordan says "you like big girl cuz you stuck with one"... Purple room - Jordan helped Jeff/twist talk 3:47 - 3:56 PM Jeff and Jordan continue chatting in the purple room...Jeff says "ahh, isn't it nice to win something? f**k"...Jordan says "you feel good?"...Jeff says he does, real good, for his nation...Jordan feels like she contributed to it...Jeff says she did, he wouldn't have known where he was, that's what he needed on the gumball thing...Jordan says she'll remember next time because it was too busy to watch other people, he wouldn't have been able to look up and count...Jeff says he never even looked at his board until it said 300...Jordan says she dropped hers at around 100...Jeff says that Shelly was mad at Rachel, Rachel gets so competitive and does stuff like that and then feels bad about it...they talk about what happened during the comp... Jeff says it was perfect, perfect because he was just keeping pace with Adam and knew he could blow by him...Jordan says Jeff did good, real good...Jordan says Shelly is acting strange, she's starting to lose it a little bit...Jordan thinks she needs to win HOH, she's missing her family...Jeff says she's getting emotional and she's not that type...Jordan says in here it's like that...they talk about what Rachel and Kalia talked about, she was trying, it doesn't hurt, she didn't want her to go up there and start something but she didn't want to not go up there...Jeff says Rachel's not going anywhere... Jordan says she wants Rachel to stay and win HOH and stick it to them...Jeff says if that happened and they got Dani out next week, it would be super bedazzled awesome, it'd be so good, Rachel would give it to her all week and they wouldn't have to do anything...Jordan says she would love to see them battle it out, as long as Rachel is there, Jeff isn't the target... Jordan says what she hates is that Kalia doesn't see that it made Jordan mad that Jeff was put up because if Rachel won who would she put up beside Jeff? she wants to sit there and act like everything's fine? no! when she came after Jeff and threw that stone then now she's done with her...Jeff says "it's over" Jordan isn't going to say it's ok, it's ok, you nominated Jeff...Jeff says there's a little window that they can work with them and then backstab them...Jordan doesn't trust Dani...Jeff says it's just to get them safety and then bam, it doesn't hurt, he already told Dani he'd put up floaters and he'll just backdoor her and he'll say "you tried to f**k me week 2, you think I forgot? you fu**ing stupid bitch"... Jordan says that she said in the DR that Rachel making Dani uncomfortable was how Dick would be to somebody...Jeff nods yes...Jeff says they need Rachel to come back or they need Porsche out of there for the votes...Jordan says it seems like they're the only 3 that think someone is coming back...Jeff says it's because they're the only ones that it's an advantage for...Jordan says everyone else is discounting it, she thinks they'll find out more on Thursday, Julie will come back and tell them something after someone is evicted...Jeff thinks Julie might say it at the top of show like a warning, she already said "be careful", he doesn't understand what more of a sign it is? if people are going to think it's bs, what bs? they told us it was going to happen, what don't they see? Jordan doesn't think Julie said "may"...Jeff says she said "has the chance"...they go over the wording...Jeff says if he was HOH this week he wouldn't take a shot at Dani, he doesn't see how Kalia didn't see it that way and put up 2 of them...Rachel is trying to get in but can't get the door to open so Jordan gets up to open it for her... Purple room - JeJo chat w/Rachel - “that’s just Jeff” 4:07 - 4:11 PM Jeff and Jordan continue chatting with Rachel in the purple room...JeJo are sleepy, they say they can't sleep in the HN room, the lights are so bad in there...Jeff says he can sleep better in the purple room with the lights on though...they talk about the POV comp...Rachel has some different views from Jeff on how it went down and they giggle and discuss that...Jeff gets a little testy, he says Rachel overthinks things and then he says that how Rachel is talking makes it sound he didn't outright win the comp, he did! Rachel says Jeff did win...Jeff says "what are you talking about?(then)"...Jordan steps in and says "his attitude is like that, don't think he's being mean"...Rachel says she knows goshhh...Jordan giggles...Jeff asks Rachel what she's saying? that Adam threw the comp? he got 298 on purpose and then he backed down?...Rachel says she never said that (umm, she actually did say that)...Jeff asks what she's saying?...Rachel says "I'm not talking to you anymore, gosh, Jeff, I'm not saying that"...Jordan keeps giggling...Rachel says she thinks Jeff would've won anyways, he was the best one out there... Jeff starts to talk again and Jordan says "Jeff! quit talking to her like that, you're freaking her out"...Jeff says he can't understand her...Jordan says that's how Jeff is, you have to understand it, she used to think he was being so mean to her, he'd be like "what are you saying? what are you talking about? do you understand?" but she understands him now, that's just Jeff...Jeff gets called to the DR... Rachel says "they're going to be like, Jeff please stop being mean to all the girls in the house" Jeff says "Rachel, please form a sentence that makes sense, so that other humans can understand your language" Rachel says "Jeff, please quit hating on Rachel when she's in a very fragile state" Jeff leaves, not agreeing with Rachel saying that he would have come back and won even if he dropped his balls at 200...Rachel tells Jeff to believe in himself more...Jeff says alright... Rachel says Jeff is such a hater Jordan says "that's just Jeff, that's his attitude, that's how he is, I used to cry all the time thinking he's mean, that's just how he is" “You did your face love” 4:15 - 4:20 PM Jordan and Rachel are chatting in the purple room...Jeff walks by and puts his glass down on the table and goes to the bathroom...he and Rachel trade jabs and then he comes back, he realizes he's going to need another blanket and goes to get one...Rachel says sorry...Rachel asks if Jeff has any sisters?...Jordan says no, only brothers...palm trees... Jeff is back getting on the bed and they're talking about Brendon's speech...Jeff says when he sees someone crying and teary eyed he gets a little teary eyed, even during a movie, if Jordan cried in front of him, he'd get teary eyed...Rachel can't believe it, she says if she cried Jeff would make fun of her...Jeff says when she cries for the 800th time his tear ducts ignore her crying, between her, Jordan and Shelly with the tears he can't take it, it's time for tough love, honestly, it's like "let me help you pack", Big Jeff has down moments too, nobody cares about his moments, you're on the block? no! I can't drink a milkshake..."what do you mean? I'm going home!"...they giggle... Jordan says "you did your face love" ♥ Jeff smiles and says he wasn't really mad about it...Jordan says no, that's how he did his face she was talking about...Jeff says if BB does a compilation with that as the lead, he'll be pissed...Rachel says "you guys are so cute" Jordan thanks her...they talk about the DR and palm trees… Purple room chat w/Rachel - siblings & moving away 4:20 - 4:23 PM Jeff and Jordan continue chatting in the purple room...Rachel asks Jeff if he has a lot of brothers?...Jeff says two...Rachel asks if he's the middle child?...Jeff says no the bottom...Jordan says he's the baby...Jeff wonders why she thought that?...Rachel says she was just wondering...Jordan says she's in the middle...Rachel says you are? duh, she knew that...Jeff says the middle one is usually the calm one (I beg to differ ) ...Jordan says that's me...Rachel says she's the oldest but sometimes people think she acts like the youngest...Jordan asks if her sister is mature?...Rachel says yes more mature than her...Jordan says it's probably because she has a kid and was married already...Rachel says she just kind of grew up but she just moved to Vegas when she was 22...Jeff says from NC?...Rachel says yeah...Jeff asks what made her just move? Rachel says she applied for and was offered a job in Henderson which she didn't even know was near Vegas, she also got offered a job in Chicago...Jeff asks doing what?...Rachel says a chemical job and a health conferences job...Jeff asks if there wasn't work in NC or she just wanted to get out?...Rachel says her original plan a few years ago was to go do something different and then move back to NC, maybe get married and settle down but she wanted to go and do something on her own because she went to college 4 hours away from her parents but she just wanted to have more independence, make her own money, make her own life, if she failed, she failed but she just wanted to try so she got the job in Nevada and moved there and worked there for a few months and realized she could make a lot of money doing cocktail waitressing, she was a chemical technologist, did chemical sales and then cocktail waitressing and she made more money doing that...palm trees... Purple room chat - JeJo chat w/Rachel - Vegas cabana girl 4:23 - 4:33 PM Jeff, Jordan and Rachel continue chatting in the purple room...Rachel is talking about where she worked in Vegas...Jeff says she just killed it huh? he can't even imagine, he knows they make a toney of money...palm trees...Jordan asks how much she'd make in a day? a summer day? by the pool...Rachel says $1200...Jordan is shocked! she says "in a day!!?"...Rachel says yeah...palm trees...Rachel says she was responsible with her money...Jeff wants Rachel to tell her how much it was? (biggest tip)...Rachel is hesitant to say...they press her and she admits more than $1000...Jeff can't take it, lol, he says "more than $1000 tip!!?? someone tipped you more than $1000!!??...Rachel says yeah for sure from one person...Jeff says wtf? who was it Bill Gates?...Rachel says no... Jeff says that's crazy talk...Jordan says that's a lot of money, you'd have your rent in one night...Jeff says that's stupid, Vegas is stupid, he hates it but he loves it...Jordan says she needs to go to Vegas to experience it...Rachel says it's not like that anymore...palm trees...Jeff asks if she would just party?...Rachel says no, her job was the party, she went to school & worked, in the summer she'd work during the day, while in school she'd work full time at night but only 3 days a week... Jeff imitates Rachel doing her job being like "hey guys, what can I get you to drink? you want shots?"...Jordan says she can so see her doing that...Rachel says she was good at her job...Jordan asks if they made her give a spiel?...Rachel says she had a whole spiel...they egg Rachel on to pretend she's their cocktail waitress in their cabana...Rachel seems shy to do it but she says ok...she gets up and Jeff says she already has her outfit on...Rachel says her bikini was smaller than this and she'd wear 4 inch wedges...Jordan asks if she felt self-concious?...Rachel says no, she's by the pool and everyone else is wearing bikinis... Jeff asks if Rachel ever showed a nipple for her tip? Rachel says no! Jeff, no!...Rachel goes to start but feels embarrassed right now...Jeff isn't buying it Rachel says to pretend it's just the two of them and they have a $4000 mininum...Jeff says a minimum? they have minimums?...Rachel says yeah...Jordan is shocked again, $4000 for a cabana?...Jeff says what can they get for $4000?...Rachel says don't worry, she'll sell it to them or maybe a $2000 since there's 2 of them... Jeff says to just come in the door...Rachel walks in and sits right down on the bed and chats them up...it's cute and she's in her element for sure...she asks where they're from...Jeff is from Minnesota and Jordan is from Florida LOL Rachel asks what they're celebrating?...Jeff's brother just won the lotto, the Minnesota state lottery but his brother passed away in a car accident and he was left all the money LOL! Oh Jeff! The story switches, now his brother is at the blackjack tables...Rachel says Jeff is lucky to have a beautiful girl with him...Jeff says he bought her too...Jordan says Jeffff! Rachel says "honey you're worth it" LOL Rachel does her sales pitch and it works! Dom Rose & Patron shots for everyone!! LOL Rachel tells them the Dom was $1500 & the Patron was $4500 so they just spent $6000 They can't believe it!! Jeff says they should be finding out what these people do (that can afford this) instead of going insane in this house for a half a million dollars...Rachel says what was she thinking last summer...Jeff is outraged, how do you even write on a menu that this bottle costs that? where do you get the balls...Jordan says if you don't ask, then you don't care...Rachel says his brother won the lotto why not? (she has a point!) Jeff says it's because it's $4500 if he went to the liquor store it'd be $50...Rachel says she's sold 10L of champagne before, she's the champion of selling 3L champagne or a 5L...Jordan asks if anyone has ever complained about the cost?...Rachel says she shows them the menu first...Jordan says when people are on vacation they spend money...Jeff says let's get serious?...Jordan says it's Vegas...Jeff says you could get a car, a beater for that that gets you around...Rachel says she doesn't know where they get the money...Jeff says he'd have to be fu**ed up for 3 months to spend that and still he would think about it...Jordan says that was good...Jeff asks about food...palm trees... Purple room - leg foot rub 4:56 - 4:59 PM Feeds return to the purple room after extended palm trees...Jeff, Jordan, Rachel, Adam & Porsche are chatting now...Jeff is talking about a place where everything they served was "mini"...Rachel says she loves Tapas places, her favorite place in Vegas is Firefly...they haven't heard of it, she says they serve the best sangria there...Jeff loves sangria...Porsche leaves...Jordan is rubbing Jeff's leg, she says that Firefly is also a sweet tea vodka, it's so good...Jordan rubs Jeff's foot semi-accidentally LOL and Jeff says "love ♥ ...rub it, rub it" Jordan says "snuggle with me"...Jeff says his foot is sore... They just look at each other...Jordans says "after this, I'm gonna go over there and snuggle with you"...Jeff says "okay"...Jordan says "you never do"...Jeff says "yes I do"...Jordan keeps rubbing while Rachel and Adam talk about Vegas... Jeff joins in saying if you don't have a black card how are you supposed to get anything in Vegas...palm trees... Purple room - snuggling/footsie/butt slaps & rubs 5:02 - 5:18 PM Feeds return from palm trees just before the 5:03pm mark...Jeff, Jordan, Adam & Rachel are still chatting in the purple room but Jordan has now made good on her earlier promise and is snuggling with Jeff They're chatting about Vegas and how ridiculous the price of everything is there especially in the nightclubs...Jeff says he hates nightclubs...Rachel says she'd rather take the $4500 some people spend on expensive tequila and go on a really nice vacation, Jeff too, he says you could go on a nice vacation to Europe and drink and eat for 2 weeks...Rachel says she could go on her honeymoon...they talk about cost of bottles at clubs and how it makes them sick... Jordan grabs a tighter hold of Jeff and Jeff reaches back to touch Jordan's butt and Jordan starts playing footsie with Jeff...Jeff plays back (on Cam 4) They continue talking about nightclubs...Jeff rubs Jordan's butt/hip...he says he doesn't even like going unless it's a special occasion, he can't even stand it, he guesses he is getting old, you have to yell in there just to talk...Rachel agrees and says she loves lounges...Jeff too... Jeff starts slapping Jordan's butt over and over They talk about how old they are...Adam says Jordan is like 19...Jeff says Jordan doesn't go anywhere, she likes Taco Bell Jeff smiles...Jordan groans and squeezes Jeff...they keep talking about nightclubs and the guys who are total tools who frequent them, Rachel says she can't stand them...Jeff says those guys are like Rehab in Vegas with the dark skin, tattoos and big chains, that's what those bars are like, it's fu**ing disgusting...Adam says he's so glad those types aren't in the house...Rachel says those types of guys are the only types she's not a big fan, their attitude, she dealt with it for so long in Vegas... They start talking about Jersey Shore and how those types are everywhere, that's why Jeff can't believe that group is still successful, you can find that type on every corner in the Jersey Shore...Adam thought they might change the cast...Jeff says they say when you find something special it's hard to change it up...Rachel says MTV always uses the same people over and over...Rachel talks about Real World and says her friend Carley was on it, she was in a season just like theirs, half returnees, half newbies, she was a newbie, she got paired up with a returnee, they do challenges, live in a house and get evicted just like BB...they continue talking about Real World, the Miz & Rachel's friend... Talk then turns to the POV comp, it was pretty physical but was only a mile distance, it involved eye hand co-ordination...Jeff talks about how he thought Adam was going to give up but he kept at it...palm trees...continued talk between palm trees about the POV comp & some giggles over their greek names...Jeff was Jeffestivus (?)...Rachel was Rachefone (?)...Jordan was Jordana...Jeff slaps Jordan's butt again Shelly was Shellipso and Kalia's was Kaliadite...Jeff says all he knows is his rhymed with Festivus...for the rest of us more palm trees... Jeff rubs Jordan's butt LOL Adam says something crass and Jeff says he didn't need to go there, it was nasty, he didn't need to say it that plain, right Jordan?...Jordan says yes and releases her death grip on Jeff Jeff says that every time Jordan says something like her and her friend hooked up, Jeff will say "dude, did they f**k?" and Jordan will say "Jeff! don't be so plain"...Adam and Rachel don't get it...Jordan says plain means it sounds so vulgar, so bad...Rachel is umm, she says she's so cute...Jordan says "did they have sex sounds better than did they eff"...Jeff says if Jordan's friend is banging some dude after one night then yeah, they f**ed (he has a point lol)...Adam says "they didn't make love"...Jeff switches positions saying that Jordan's foot is going up his butt!...Jordan says no! she was comfortable...Jeff wasn't especially because it was her foot LOL Adam says another creepy thing and Jeff says he's gonna go pee before Jordan gets comfy... Purple room - lovers lane chat 5:19 - 5:26 PM Jeff returns to the purple room where Jordan, Rachel and Adam are continuing talking...Jeff gets in the bed next to Jordan...Jordan cuddles Jeff and Jeff covers them with the blanket...they talk about how they've been in there 36 days and to Rachel it seems like just yesterday but to Jeff it seems like a long time ago...Rachel says it seems like just yesterday her and Brendon were in the hotel room...Jordan and Rachel both smile...Jeff says "being plain?" LOL Rachel says "a lot of being plain, that's all we did" They talk about the POV comp, what is was called and why, the story/myth behind the Greek dude Jeff talks about the Greek themed POV comp on their season (wine on the sidelines) Jordan reaches for Jeff's hand and holds it...Jeff says he didn't play that competition... They talk about Adam's birthday a little and then Jeff says that he hasn't heard anything about jury yet...Rachel says Tuesday is the halfway point, that's when they told them last season they were in jury...Rachel explains that BB gives them a big halfway party and even the HN's get to eat so Jeff and Jordan can eat, even beer...Jeff says he remembers them having a party for them too...then he farts Jordan protests "Jeff!"...Jeff asks what's under there, he lifts up the blanket...Adam says it's a Dutch oven...Jeff looks at Jordan so sweetly just as Rachel says their party was after Lover's Lane...how apropos Jeff says "Lover's Lane"...Rachel says aww, Lover's Lane, you guys were here last summer at this time, they were here this Saturday last summer...Jeff and Jordan say "wow and Jeff sings "Happy Anniversary" Rachel says Lover's Lane Anniversary when Brendon threw a ball...Jeff says "I was supposed to stay here"...Rachel says I know, why didn't you?...Jeff says it's because they were too dramatic...Rachel says "we are?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Rachel says "weird"...Jeff says "very weird"...Adam asks if Jordan and Jeff were supposed to stay here?...Jordan says not me...Jeff says just him...Adam says "stay the night?"...Jeff says yeah because it was a theme, his show was on cbs.com and he was staying all over for free so the BB house was going to put him up for the night but they got all dramatic and they told Jeff they didn't need him anymore LOL Rachel doesn't think they were that dramatic...Adam asks if they wanted to tie it in...Jeff says yeah but they didn't want him interrupting the show... Rachel asks if she got dramatic?...Jeff says that was when her and Brendon got split up...Rachel says oh yeah...Jeff says she was, please...they talk about Brendon throwing/missing the ball at Jeff while Jeff and Jordan share chapstick...Rachel says that history has repeated itself and she's leaving week 5 again, same veto, same week coming back to say "I'm back bitches!", they talk about her floaters grab a life vest line and she admits it took her a week to make it up...Jeff laughs...Rachel says she was stewing for a week at the floaters and she goes on to describe how that week went down... HN room - Jeff kinda likes pissed off Jordan 10:10 - 10:17 PM Jeff joins Jordan who is in the HN room laying down...Jeff says "love stop sleeping, you're never gonna fu**ing go to sleep"...Jordan says she's just laying down...Jeff asks why she left?...Jordan says it's cold in there...Jeff tells her to put socks on...Jordan says she does but there's nowhere to go, Rachel's in the purple room...Jeff says it's funny that Rachel was in here, then went to the purple room to be with people and no one is in there...Jordan says Rachel is a lot of work...Jeff says she's like 4 years old, if she doesn't understand that she needs to grow up and not be nine, she's super needy, she expects attention all the time, he doesn't play like that, he doesn't play with Jordan like that so why would he with her? she has to be in his ear 24/7, listen, let him eat first and then if there's leftover eat it, she already ate 15 of them and he was cooking for 2 hours, she doesn't realize that? he can't baby her, she's gotta learn tough love sometimes, he can't tell her every single day that it's going to be alright and okay, come talk to them, can't he be with Jordan for two minutes? Jeff says Rachel would be in there already if she wasn't sleeping (don't worry Jeff she's coming 😉) Jeff asks Jordan what's wrong with her?...Jordan says nothing, she's just bored...Jeff asks why she's not talking?...Jordan says she's listening to Jeff...Jeff says the catfish is so good...Jordan says when you dip it in the sauce it's good, she can eat it if it's not fishy...Jeff says it's awesome... Jordan asks if Jeff knows who Kalia is putting up?...Jeff says he hasn't talked to her yet, he told her they'd talk later...Jordan says she's not talking to her...Jeff says "at all?"...Jordan says no...Jeff, who doesn't like this, says he told Jordan already that they have an opportunity to keep themselves safe on that side if they talk to them, it doesn't mean they have to do anything they just have to put on a smile when they see them, they'll tell them to keep them to keep each other safe, if he wins he'll stab them in the back, they both ruined things with him so he doesn't care, he'll say yeah yeah for sure he'll stand up at their wedding Jeff pats Jordan's face and says "wake up love" ♥ ...Jordan says she is...Jeff asks if Jordan wants to massage his calf?...Jordan says no...Jeff says it's fun, it's the same thing as playing hangman LOL Jordan says she gets so mad at people there who have just sat around and haven't been HN's and haven't done anything...Jeff says she's real mad about that...Jordan bitches about Porsche and Lawon doing nothing and just laying around in bed doing nothing, she gets on her nerves...Jeff agrees but not really but she does...Jordan says she flip-flops, she can't wait until she's HOH so she can say, why are you up here again? get the F out...Jeff says "man, you're getting cutthroat"... Jordan says she doesn't like it, she's not enjoying herself and she's pissed off at everybody, she doesn't like how she's being...Jeff says he's never seen her like this "I kinda like, like it" They giggle...Jordan says Kalia said hey to her and she was thinking don't do that, she was acting guilty, she just wants to tell them to all to you know what themselves...Jeff says no, don't do that, she still has to play smart...Jordan says that's why she comes into the HN room, she's keeping her mouth shut...Jeff says listen, now she knows where everybody stands so she can be as fake as she wants to them and have no guilt and then stab them in the back, she can say sorry, you didn't feel bad for me so I have no regret now doing this to you...Jordan says she mainly wants to get Dani and Kalia...Jeff says once you cross him and break trust, it's over, that's all, no more...Rachel walks in... HN room - tough love for Rachel/farting/Rachel’s log 10:17 - 10:29 PM Rachel joins Jeff and Jordan in the HN room...Jeff says Rachel, there was a million of those potato things left, why didn't she eat them?...Rachel says she's not hungry, it's ok, thank you...Jeff says "you're such an idiot"...Rachel says "that's not nice! you got mad at Daniele when she called me an idiot" (she's got a point lol)...Jeff says she's not an idiot like that, she's acting like an idiot asking if she could have some and then saying no, she doesn't want some...Rachel says it was because he got mad at her!...Jeff says he didn't, she knows she can take them, she doesn't need to ask him 50 times, if he didn't want her to have them he would've said "Rachel GTFO of here, I cooked them you're not touching them", of course she can eat them, why does she act like that? Rachel says it's because he got mad and then he called her crazy...Jeff says he said she was "driving him crazy" with her asking him 20 times if she could have them, she knows he doesn't beat around the bush so she would know if he didn't want her to have them, he would have said "Rachel, I can't stand your fu**ing face, go in the other room" does she get it? does she see the difference? Rachel says yeah but she's really sensitive...Jeff says he's the opposite of sensitive...Rachel says Jeff promised Brendon he'd be nice to her...Jeff says no, he'd take care of her and this is tough love, he's toughening her up for him...Rachel says he doesn't talk to her like that...Jordan is smiling at all this... Jeff says "do you see me puppy dogging Jordan? she's my love and my girlfriend and I don't walk her around on a leash and pet her hair"...Jordan cracks up...Rachel says "Brendon doesn't do that either"...Jeff cracks up!! saying he didn't say that...Jordan says "Rachel!"...Jeff says he's going to bring Rachel to shock therapy when they're done with this...Rachel doesn't know what that means...Jeff tells Rachel to do a log and tell Brendon how mean he is... Rachel takes him up on the offer and starts talking to the camera saying Jeff is so mean to her...Jeff says he's laughing right now...Jeff says Rachel is banana pancakes?...Rachel says that Jeff said she acts like a puppy she walks around on a leash...Jeff asks how much he has to pet her head to show her how loved she is...Rachel says she pets his head...Jeff says he'll get no pets in there...Jeff says to tell Brendon about her day...she starts and Jordan rips a big fart! they're OMG! Rachel says that's her day in a nutshell LOL Rachel thinks it was Jeff but it was Jordan...Rachel says WHAT!? Jordan! OMG!...Jeff says that was gross! it was an earth shaker...Jordan says she had to get it out...Jeff says for her to not come by him, he's grossed out so she blows some farts on his belly Jordan laughs and Rachel continues with her video diary telling Brendon about how the veto went, that Brendon would've killed it...Jordan farts again Jeff says "holy f**k, dude, she's trying to be sincere! my GOD!"...Rachel says she doesn't get it...Jeff asks if she was holding those in for?...they discuss slop gas and farting, lots of laughs...Rachel keeps going about the veto comp, her name was Racheopia, Jeff was Jeffisius and Jordan was Jordania, something like that...Jeff tells Rachel to show him the outfit...she dresses up in it...Rachel says she stole all the ribbons for Brendonius...Jeff and Jordan giggle...Rachel tells Brendon that was her outfit for today except she obviously didn't have a sequined top on, OBVI!...Jeff and Jordan giggle at the "OBVI" Rachel tells Brendon how she dropped the balls, her score was reset each time, she still didn't give up even when Jeff was 200 ahead of him but she got to 100 by the time Jeff got to 300, Jeff owned that competition, also everyone slept, Jeff will pull himself off the block, everyone is freaking out about the replacement, she'll be evicted but there's a twist so she has a chance to come back and say "I'm back bitches!" Rachel tells Brendon about the Vegas/fake cabana thing they did in the purple room, they keep role playing and Jeff says "are you drunk love?" ♥ ...Jordan says she's been sleeping because she's hungover...Rachel says they're on lockdown from a wedding they're having near the lot... Jeff tells Rachel to tell Brendon he's making her strong in her with tough love...Rachel says it's tough love like the tv show...Jeff doesn't know the show but says she needs to go on there...Rachel says Jeff reminds her of the guy on the show...Jordan and Rachel explain what the show is about...Jeff says "wow, I love this guy"...Rachel gets sickening with her love talk and Jeff gags...Jordan says it's mushy mushy...Jeff says to log off, she does with a kiss... HN room - Final 2 dream/Jeff tells Jordan to bite her tongue 10:35 - 10:49 PM Jeff and Jordan continue talking in the HN room...they have just kissed and Jeff makes the unicorns & rainbows comment... Jordan says she wants to go outside and get in the hot tub...Jeff says me too...Jordan asks "can you believe we're already at the halfway point?"...Jeff says "almost....I know, it's been a struggle thus far huh?"...Jordan says she remembers walking in there and thinking it would be really hard, they both said that...Jeff says yeah 14 people and they were already together, he knew it would be hard, especially after that night Dick left, they knew it would be hard to stick together, he can't believe they made it together...Jordan says at least they didn't go home...Jeff says they need to break up Dani & Kalia, they'd be the only couple left. Jordan says that would be good, she would love for them to make it further than 5, together, that would be really hard...Jeff says that would mean that one of them has a shot, a good shot, 2 out of the 5...Jordan says she wants to see Jeff make it in the final 2 this time...Jeff wants to see both of them, wouldn't that be fu**ing sick?...Jordan says that would be crazy...Jeff says that would be so sick...Jordan says that would be awesome... Jeff says "omg, would you do it in here if it was just us 2?"...Jordan says "no"...Jeff says "why?"....Jordan says "cuz"...Jeff laughs...Jordan adds "that's gross"...Jeff says "that's not gross but I know what you mean'...Jordan says "it's gross to other people, that's something you should do in your private"....Jeff says "I know, I'm just kidding love" ♥ Jeff yawns and adds "yeah I would probably do it with myself if it was just us two"...LOL Jeff says "I would be so excited"...Jordan says that would be so awesome...Jeff says it could happen...Jordan says he would do good and she'd be guaranteed 2nd place...Jeff says he just wants to win so he can say he won one of them...Jordan thinks the only people in his way are Dani & Kalia...they talk about Adam...Jeff says he's with them solid...Jordan says it stinks that they picked off one...Jeff says they have to win next week...they talk a little game... They talk about napping and how sore Jeff's legs are from the veto comp, he says he's an old pussy...Jordan says she's so proud of how Jeff did...Jeff says he's proud of how perfect his plan worked out in the comp, he waited until the end and striked...Jordan says it was so good...Jeff talks about the comp and how good Adam did, he can't believe he kept up and then he ripped a smoke after Bravo!...Jordan hopes they get to do something fun soon...Jeff says it has to be next week...Jordan wants to play to win stuff for the house or win something, something fun but there will still be tension...Jeff says they got a grill already, that's awesome... Jordan wishes she had worked out...Jeff says he'll do it tomorrow...Jordan says if Kalia put up Porsche she'd be like ahhhhh...Jeff suggests going to talk to her to see what's she doing, she'll be all bs but he can bite his tongue, he knows what he's going to do so he doesn't give a f**k what she says but they should go up there just to make sure Jordan isn't being put up... Jordan, who continues to be stubborn about this, says "listen I don't care if I go up"...Jeff says "I know but you don't need to act like that, listen, that's not helping anything to act like that ok? let me act like that, you just stay calm because if I become target, you could go far so don't burn your bridges and don't start saying shit during ceremonies like you did, just relax, you got your shit out, don't say it no more...if I get knocked out, I don't want anybody winning but you so bite your tongue...don't be Joe Cool, we're halfway through, you never have to see these people ever again" Jeff asks "did you hear me?"...Jordan is quiet but says mmm, hmm...Lawon comes in and they chat...more silence then control room then more silence for awhile as Jordan ponders...Jeff points out that Jordan is a little red, looks like she got a little sun...Jordan says good but she wasn't out there today...she snuggles into Jeff and asks if he wants to go out there?...Jeff says "nah"...Jordan says "really?"...Jeff says "do you" (reverse psychology lol)...Jordan says "I guess not cuz no one is really up" (guess it didn't work lol)...Jeff says "everyone's up love ♥ they're probably drinking"...Jordan says she needs to wash her hair tonight...Jeff sighs...Jordan snuggles more and kisses Jeff on the cheek, then pinches his cheek and rubs his face...Jordan sits up and Jeff says so you want to go out there?...they get up to go and Jeff says "let's do the damn thing"...they head out... Kiss - now Jeff can dream animated and extended 10:35 PM Jeff & Jordan share a cute kiss...Jeff says now he can go to bed dreaming about unicorns & rainbows ~~~~~~~ Jeff and Jordan continue laying down in the HN room...Jordan reaches over and gives Jeff a sweet kiss... Jeff says "mmm, thanks" big smile ...Jordan says "you're welcome"...Jeff says "now I can go to bed and dream about unicorns and rainbows" ...Jordan wipes Jeff's eye and says "aww, did I make you cry?" LOL

August 10 Hey lover - we never talk to each other/you hate me 2:05 - 2:09 AM Jordan is laying in the HN room talking to Rachel, she's waiting for Jeff to come to bed...Jeff comes in and starts getting ready for bed...Jordan says hiiii...Jeff says "heyyy"... Jeff changes into his pj sweatpants and Jordan turns her head away LOL They count the nights they have left in the HN room, they can't wait...Rachel leaves the room briefly and Jordan says "hey lover"...Jeff asks "what's up love? ♥ "...Jeff says "we never talk to each other"... Jordan says "I know, I feel like we never talk, do we?"...Jeff says "we do...nah we don't"... Rachel comes back and Jeff says they can have a late night party...Jeff starts getting settled in and complains to Jordan "love ♥ , everytime you sleep, your head comes right here...Jordan says "you hate me!"...Jeff says he doesn't, he's just saying her head comes right there and he feels like he's going to elbow it sometimes, he doesn't move her, he just leaves it...Rachel says sometimes in the middle of the night she feels like she's going to spoon her...Jordan says she likes to snuggle...Rachel says me too...they continue chatting... HN room to the PR - “you still love me right?” 2:49 - 2:55 AM Jeff and Jordan leave the HN room to go to the purple room to get some quiet time together to talk...Jeff says he likes this room (ahh memories of the green room )...Jordan says they can get sleepy in there...Jeff says it's pretty bright in there too and asks why she's over there? but Jordan doesn't hear him...Jeff says he'd sleep with the lights on in there (over the HN room)...Jordan gets up to close the door...they start talking game...Jordan suggests to Jeff that tomorrow they should have a talk with Lawon to explain the reasons that they're keeping Rachel just in case he does come back he won't feel they're against him...Jeff says Jordan can talk to him because he never talks game with him...Jordan thinks it would be a nice gesture...Jeff says for her to say that to him but if they're outside with him, he'll say something, it's a good idea...Jordan says she's going to open the door again... Jordan says she would've been out at 11:30, she was tired...Jeff says he'd rather stay up tonight than tomorrow night...Jordan says she just didn't want to talk and wake everybody up...Jeff says "plus we never talk anyway"...Jordan says "we don't"...Jeff says it's because everyone is always around...Jordan says "I know"... Jordan says "you still love me right?"...Jeff with a big smile says "no"...Jordan says "stop"... Jeff giggles saying yes...Jordan says "now that you say that, we never talk during the day"...Jeff says it's because there's people always around and then when they go to do something she says she's going to workout and then when he gets in the pool she goes to lay out, she's always doing the opposite...Jordan says it's good for now because they're interacting... PR - game/food/comps talk 2:55 - 3:15 AM Jeff and Jordan continue talking in the purple room...they're talking about how they never talk to each other because others are always around and Jordan is on Rachel "watch", it's a 24 hour job...Jordan says she has to keep her in check...Jordan complains about how Rachel is so chatty and annoying...Jeff says she doesn't listen to anything, it's going to be his new saying for Jordan when they get out of there, when she's not listening to him he's going to say "you're acting like Rachel" Jordan says that Brendon has got to be like...Jeff says he doesn't mind, they're meant for each other...Jordan says yeah or maybe he's cuckoo LOL Jeff says he couldn't take that shit for 2 days... Jeff starts whispering game, they talk about what he would do if he won HOH, how to get rid of Dani or Kalia...Jeff starts explaining his thoughts on what he'll do if he wins...Jordan zones out and Jeff says "you wanna listen or not?"...Jordan says she's listening...Jeff tells Jordan his thought process on trying to get rid of Dani with a backdoor plan...Jordan says ok... Jeff sneezes and Jordan says "bless you" Jordan changes topics...she wants to know what he wants to eat on Thursday LOL Jeff wants a steak... Jordan says "with a salad?" (she's obsessed with salad! LOL) ...Jeff wants a hamburger too, someone said something about a pita (that was Jordan) with cheese, that would be good or he could make Chicken Parmesan...Jordan says that would be good, she's also craving a ham sandwich with chips (another food item she's obsessed with ) Jeff wants rice cakes with cheese...Jordan says the bread (from the comp) with stuff to dip it in...Jeff says they ate all of it... Jordan reverts back to game talk, she says she gets what Jeff is saying...Jordan goes outside the door to check if anyone is out there listening...back to the Dani backdoor plan game talk...Jordan gets what Jeff is saying...Jeff wants Shelly or Rachel to win, he wants Shelly to do something, they don't think Adam would make a move, he's too scared...Jordan giggles about Jeff still having his yellow bandana on...Jeff says his eyes hurt and he thinks it might block the light a bit...back to game talk about Dani and Kalia...Jeff says if Lawon goes home, they'll be the last couple left in the house...Jordan knows and says that would be so good but since they are a couple they are seen as a target...back to talking game... Jeff says he can't talk to Kalia for more than 10 minutes, he wants to shoot himself and Dani hangs with her all the fu**ing time, she's not even her type of person, Dani wants out of there (oh yes she is Jeff )...Jordan tells Jeff to tell Dani the night before the HOH that she's not his target...Jeff says he will...they talk about Shelly and Adam...Jeff says he wants Rachel and Porsche to get into a fight because according to Adam Porsche is coming after Jeff, he didn't tell him directly but in so many words, but regardless he feels likes she is, he told people he's going after floaters so Porsche has to know he's coming after her...Jeff wants to stir up some trouble between Porsche and Rachel in case Porsche wins HOH...Jordan says that's good... Jeff says if they don't win HOH this next week they might as well fu**ing quit because they suck LOL they’re going to win...Jordan says if it's a buzz in they'll lose...they talk about the comp where Kalia won and how they had a hard time with it but it worked out to their advantage...Jeff says he hopes they put something in the yard for HOH, he's good at carnival games ( ummm)...they talk about the ropes competition that Brendon won, Jordan explains how it was set up (Jeff never saw it being on ATWFF)... Jeff says they have to have a comp soon that is fit for a guy, a guy hasn't even won HOH this season Jordan knows...they talk about the ski comp and how hard it was for them....Jordan asks Jeff what Dani is good at?...Jeff says he doesn't remember, he buzzed through that season, he remembers Dick more, he remembers him taking Dani off the block so he won veto not her, she's competed in 2 or 3 things, he can't believe Dick stayed on that banana for so long...they then talk about the banana comp...Jordan giggles about it...Jeff says it would've been better if Jordan never got on and he could just hang on ...Jordan says "thanks Jeff"...Jeff giggles and says he thought Jordan was going to stay on long, for real...Jordan thought she was too and then she moved... PR - crabby banter begins…misunderstanding 3:16 - 3:31 AM Jeff and Jordan continue talking in the purple room...they go back to talking about Dani's performance so far in comps and then Jeff brings up the compilation POV that Jeff lost to Brendon...Jordan is lost...Jeff explains and she still seems lost...Jeff says "are you serious right now?"...Jordan says "what are you talking about? are you talking about this season?" LOL Jeff says "I can't believe, am I asleep right now?"...Jordan asks what she's missing? what is he talking about?...Jeff says "what vetoes have we had so far? do you know anything if there's questions?" Jordan says yes...Jeff asks what the vetos are...Jordan starts naming them and then remembers that one, she now knows what Jeff was talking about...Jeff asks what about HOH?...Jordan says "don't talk to me like I'm an idiot"... Jeff asks again "what about HOH?...now I'm just quizzing you"...Jordan looks unimpressed LOL Jeff says is she serious? what other compilation veto did they have?...Jordan says it's because she thinks of that veto as "all games" in her head so she didn't understand what Jeff was talking about...Jeff holds up his fingers to name and count the HOH's...Jordan does...Jeff giggles and says "see? do you practice?"...Jordan says "yes in my head, do you think I'm stupid?"...Jeff says "no I don't"...Jordan says "well then don't get on my case about it, you act like I don't do nothing, I do things in my head sometimes"... Jeff says "because what other veto did I dress up like a cow and she (Dani) spelled the word wrong? what other comp was that?"...Jordan explains how she was zoning out and what her thought process was, she has it in her head as all games, not compilation...Jordan smiles and says "you hate me"... Jeff says "anyways, what were we talking about? you get me nervous sometimes?"...Jordan says "what? good it's just like last time, everybody underestimates me"...Jeff says "you're getting a smart mouth too, you know that?...Jordan giggles and says he will too when he's been on slop for 2 weeks...Jeff whines no...Jordan adds he will if he hasn't slept in a good bed and not sleep good at night, he'll get a smart mouth and be gripy...Jeff concedes sleeping is terrible... Jeff wonders when the FT will talk?...Jordan says she's not counting everything in the room...Jeff says they're not doing that again (like in BB11)...Jordan says Adam & them know everything, she's not counting everything...Jeff asks again if the FT will talk?...Jordan says no (wrong!)...they talk about what might be used for a comp...Jeff asks again if she thinks the FT will talk?...Jordan says no, she doesn't, does he?...Jeff says it's funny...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says it's funny if everyone is waiting for it to talk and it never will, there's nothing to do in there but wonder if things mean anything...they agree they need to know days and stuff...they discuss what will possibly be important to know towards the end...Jeff thinks the FT will talk (right!) maybe give a clue, it has to, why would it be there?...Jordan doesn't know... Jordan asks about the cards, are they the one psychics use to tell your future?...Jeff says he thinks so, they're tarot cards...Jeff says it would be cool if the FT talked...they talk about pranks...Jordan wishes they could sleep on this (bed) tonight...Jeff pokes/rubs Jordan... Jordan says tomorrow is day 40, 40 days, they never thought they'd make it this long in the beginning...Jordan asks Jeff if he's tired? does he want to go to bed?...Jeff says no...Jeff says they've done pretty good being here 40 days, they have a chance to go far, it's easy to say that if they just win, he needs to win an HOH if they want to...Jordan would feel better if Dani was gone because she's the only real person major targeting him (umm) because of what happened the 2nd week...Jeff knows... This part is straight out of a Abbott & Costello skit, they make arguing funny, total misunderstanding and miscommunication on their part, the thing is they actually do mean the same thing but don't realize it LOL Jordan says they'd be coasting, if Dani didn't turn on them but that's too easy, it never works like that...Jeff wonders if she's got America's player or some shit like that? is that why she did that that week?...Jordan says at one point she did think that, it was real ballsy but BB wouldn't do that the 2nd week...Jeff says "what do you mean?"...Jordan says "give some power the 2nd week"...Jeff says "what are you talking about?"...Jordan says that Jeff just said maybe Dani had some power...Jeff says "no, America's player, something like she HAD to do that"...Jordan says "oh! America's player...no, the 2nd week?"...Jeff is frustrated LOL he says "what are you talking about?? it's the 2nd week? do you know what America's player is?"...Jordan says "yesss"...Jeff again asks "what are you talking about!?"...Jordan giggles and says "where they have to do task"...Jeff says "yeah, the 2nd week, what does it matter?"...Jordan says the 2nd week, that was when she turned...Jeff says he knows!...Jordan says she thinks that's too early for America's player, they do it that later on...Jeff says "they do that before the game starts!"...Jordan says "oh! I didn't know that, I didn't know that"...Jeff just looks at her in disbelief LOL Jordan says she just watched last season and they had a Saboteur...Jeff says "besides all that...uhhhhh" Jeff says "do you think that something made her do that? that's my whole point, I don't know if it starts week 1 or 5 or or 10 or 19, do you think that's my point"...Jordan says maybe LOLOL Jordan asks if she should shut the door?...Jeff sighs big...he says "you drive me cuckoo"...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says "cuz you don't understand what I'm thinking and then when I try to tell you something, you're like huh? what?"...Jordan says "you're such a butt"...Jeff giggles...Jordan says "you get so aggravated at me"...they hear the sliding glass door...Jeff asks if Adam is going to smoke...Jordan doesn't think so... Jeff says "huh? what power?"...Jordan says "you're a butthole"...Jeff says "why can't I call you names?...Jordan says "I never call you names" (you just did )...Jeff says she just did...Jordan says because he's being one...Jeff stares...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says she's being one...Jordan says to not give her a look...Jeff says it's a half one because she can't see...she says she can fully see...Jordan says Jeff is being cuckoo not her... Jeff starts chopping at Jordan's leg and says she wants to snap her bone in half with a karate chop...Jordan giggles and says she's ready to get out of there, it's too much ...Jeff doesn't like hearing that and goes back to the bone talk LOLJeff says Melendez snapped his leg right in half during a football game, he went to help him up and his bone was sticking right out of his leg ACK! Jeff says it was fu**ing gross, he had to get a pin put in his leg to connect the bone...Jordan says that's really nasty... Who’s crabby banter 3:31 - 3:34 AM Jeff and Jordan continue bantering in the purple room...Porsche and Kalia have both walked by the room and Jordan asks Jeff if he thinks they heard them talking?...Jeff says that Jordan said she could hear the sliding door open (if so)...Jordan says it's just in case someone could sneak out (?), she doesn't know, she's getting paranoid...Jeff says "hear us what? yelling at each other?"...Jordan makes a face... Jeff says "you're crabby" Jordan says "no I'm not!" Jeff says "yes you are, you're like hey, you're gripy, it's you who's gripy" Jordan says "I'm not gripy" Jeff says "yeah you are" Jordan says "the other day you were gripy, you seemed really aggravated and normally you're like "hey, love" and give me kisses and hugs and really sweet, I can't deal with you" Jeff says "so while I was cooking every meal for you, I was being cra, I was being, I didn't, I wasn't showing enough teeth while I was cooking the meal" Jordan says "no, you didn't talk to me, normally you talk to me a lot more" Jeff says "well next time I'm making you food all the time, I'll try to do it with a BIGGER smile" Jordan says "well don't worry because I won't ask you to make me any more fish" Jeff says "I don't mind making you for you but don't call me crabby when I'm helping you" Jordan says "all I did was ask you if you were crabby" Adam walks by and in, asks them if they're in there staying away from Rachel? LOL Jeff says no, they didn't want to talk in front of them sleeping...Adam goes to the bathroom... Jordan says "I can tell, cuz like, that you're on slop too because you were a lot sweeter when I was on slop the first week" Jeff says "yeah but you're crabby now" LOL Jordan says "you're crabby too" Jeff says "oh I'm crabby? you're yelling out during ceremonies and you're telling people off when we're outside and I told you to be quiet 10 times" (he's got a point or two ) Jordan says "I didn't tell anybody off, I just said to Rachel, you know you and Jeff are going up right?" Jeff says "yeah but when you do ever do things like that? you're crabby, don't tell me I'm crabby when you're doing things that you don't do and now you're like "I wanna get outta here" (I knew that bugged Jeff! )...Jordan says "well I do, I feel trapped" Jeff hmm's and sarcastically says "it'd suck to win a half million dollars again huh?" Jordan says "do you have to say that like that?" Jeff says "well do you not realize that? sometimes I don't think you do" Jordan says "yes but it's a lot harder, you know, it's not like it's going to be handed to me on a silver platter" Jeff says "you have to work hard for things" Adam walks in and joins them... Who’s crabby - Adam referees 3:34 - 3:49 AM Adam joins Jeff and Jordan in the purple room...they tell Adam what they're been arguing about...Jeff tells Adam that they he was talking about Jordan being crabby...Adam says Jordan's being crabby?...Jordan says "I'm not crabby, I told him he's a butthole" (not nice)... Jeff says Jordan told him that he was being crabby the other day when he was making all of her meals...Jordan raises her voice saying "you made me fish! you made me fish twice!" (now this IMO is Jordan being stubborn, all she could eat was fish, who cares if he was making fish, he was making her meals regardless) Jeff says he should have smiled bigger, it was only halfway, not ear to ear, so that means he was crabby...Adam agrees saying Jeff should be smiling ...Jeff says he should be happier when he's cooking her lunch...Jordan pleads her case saying "Adam he made me fish twice" Jeff says he doesn't mind making her lunch but don't come up to him and tell him he's crabby when she's the one that's crabby, yelling out during ceremonies and screaming at people when they're trapped in the BY...Adam asks when she was yelling out?...Jeff says when Jordan got her key...Adam is puzzled...Jeff says "that's not Jordan"...Jordan says "see Adam didn't think I was yelling"...Adam says he thought Jordan was making a very good point... Jeff asks "how many other people talk during that ceremony?"...Adam says "I did"...Jeff asks what he said?...Adam says "thank you Kalia" LOL Jeff says "yeah exactly"...Jordan says she didn't direct it at one person, she looked at everybody, did she not?...Adam says "yes you did"... Jeff asks "how many times have you seen people talk during that?"...Adam says "a couple times, but not very often"...Jeff laughs...Adam says Jordan had something on her mind and so she said it...Jeff says he doesn't mind that but he's saying he's not the one who's crabby, she's crabby... Jordan says "no he got mad at me"...Jeff says he didn't get mad at her for that...Adam asks Jordan what exactly she said and Jordan tells him...Jeff repeats he wasn't mad at her for that...Adam says Jordan made her point...Jeff says AGAIN that he's not mad at her for that, she's crabby LOL Adam says Jeff is saying that's not normal Jordan style...Jeff says "right, exactly"... Jeff says "hey Dr. Phil stick a sock in your ass, you don't know what you're talking about" Adam says Jordan grew a pair of balls and spoke her mind...Jeff says Adam is missing the point, he doesn't give a f**k...Adam says he knows Jeff means that this isn't normally Jordan...Jeff asks Jordan "did I say anything to you about that?"...Jordan says "no"... Adam says "this is the new Jordan 2.0, it's like Air Jordan" ...Jeff says "Jordan's going to get a TKO when we're outta here" (fist up) LOL Jordan says she's been sleeping in that bed, Thurs will be 14 days, you're gonna be crabby...Jeff says "ok, I get it, but don't go around pointing fingers when there's 3 pointing back at you, just say, I'm crabby, let me chill out for a little bit" Jordan says "and I didn't mean it in a bad way when I said you're crabby, it was you that just weren't talking, normally you talk and you're always saying something and you weren't talking at all so I'm like "you're crabby" I didn't say it in a bad way" Adam asks if Jeff was mad at Jordan?...Jeff says no, God forbid he try to rest his eyes today for 30 minutes, earlier he tried to take a nap before working out and Jordan got mad at him because she wanted to talk, she left the room and got mad at him...Jordan denies she got mad (it's true! she did! LOL)...Jeff says she did, she yelled at him...Adam says they are almost as disgusting as Brenchel...Jeff and Jordan get offended by that LOL Jeff says Jordan got mad at him for taking a nap... Jordan does NOT want to be compared to Brenchel, she asks Adam "me and him don't even talk that much do we?"...Adam says they do, but not that much...Jeff says they don't because Jordan is on duty (with Rachel)...Jordan says to Jeff "I'm helping everybody else while you get to lay out with everyone and enjoy yourself, (I'm like" low blow! Jeff was just as social if not more social than Jordan this season)..Jeff says then she gets mad at him for snapping... Adam says "would you rather she snapped at you or other people?"...Jeff says "no, I know"...Jordan asks if Fara came up to Adam and normally he says good morning love or something and that morning he didn't, what would Fara say?...Adam says she would ask what's wrong...Jordan turns the story to her and Jeff again saying that Jeff was making her fish and she asked "are you in a bad mood today?" , would Adam take that as her being rude or just asking what's wrong today?... Jeff who's listening intently says to not spin and twist the story...Jordan says she's not spinning it, roll back the tape LOL! ...Jeff says "roll back the tape, you're gripy!"...Adam says they can't roll back the tape now...Jordan says if they show it, Jeff said he was making her fish and she walked up and got out because he said that... Adam says he left the others because they were being mean and he thought they'd be having a nice convo about butterflies and unicorns Jeff says they were...Jordan says they were and then Jeff thinks she's on a different planet sometimes...Adam says the tension level in the house is boiling, not overflowing yet but everyone is a little edgy...Jordan says she is edgy...they talk about the house making you crazy...Jordan says they've been targets since week 1, of course she's going to be crabby, she hasn't slept good and she loves to eat LOL Jeff says "so what are you saying? you're crabby?" Jordan STILL won't admit it LOL, she says "no, I am a little snappy, I will say"...she adds she has been snappier, making comments she wouldn't normally say...Jeff says "so you would say you're gripy?" Jordan says "uhh, I get a little more agitated"...Jeff says "see, a yes, it would be over, but women cannot just say..." Adam says he's not trying to be mean, she has been a little gripy lately +1 for Jeff! ..Jordan says "have I? have I been rude to you?"...Adam says no, not to him but she's made some comments around and rightfully so because she's under a lot of pressure...Jeff says "seeee?" Jordan says "am I really?"...Adam says "yeah! you even admitted it the other day"...Jordan says she apologized...Adam says that's fine...Jeff says "ok, just say I've been gripy" Jordan yells "ok! I've been gripy!" Jeff says "that's it, that was the whole half hour conversation" Jordan asks Adam what she did the other day where she made some comments...Jeff says "that right there...attitude" LOL Adam says Jordan said she was sorry, she's not usually like this, she said she was gripy...Jordan says her period's coming (oh geez!) ...Jeff cracks up!...Jeff says "so now it's not your fault"...Jordan says "my period should be here in a week" (talk about a pre-emptive strike LOL) Jordan says "get prepared people and if I'm on slop a 3rd week with a period, I will be the devil in here, I will be evicted"...Jeff asks where the exit is? Adam says he'll be on their team if there's a HN comp...Jordan says it's a bad combination, she will be very unpleasant to be around, she's the worst when she's on her period, she cries about everything...Jeff says he can't take any more tears...Adam says when she's sitting in the HOH bedroom and bathroom she can gripe about whatever she wants except he's going to be HOH but she can come up and gripe because she'll be safe Jeff asks what the others were being gripy about...Adam tells them it was stupid stuff while playing guessing games...people were just getting mad about trivial things, there was attitude...Jeff tells Jordan that all these games are stemming from their "kangaroo" game they played Awww ...Jordan doesn't really react...Jeff asks if she's thinking about her gripy moments now?...Jordan says no! Adam clarifies that he did like her comments at the nomination ceremony, she aired her grievances, it was good...Jordan says thank you...Jeff tells Adam that Jordan is going to say something to him, probably before they go to bed or first thing in the morning, she's going to say to Jeff "do you think I looked mean? I probably look like a butthole? people are gonna hate me now...you think we look mean?"...Jordan says she did say that...Jeff says no, she's going to say it, she's thinking about it right now... Jordan says she feels like she's been more open and straight forward...Adam says when you keep it in it boils over, you need to get it out, it's fine...Jeff says he said no...Jordan says she feels like she's constantly fighting something, she's irritated at certain things, she's a little bitter right now...big smile from Jeff , he says "yeah I know"...Jordan says she shouldn't be complaining, she's just being a baby...Adam says everyone complains...Jordan says she complains a lot...Jeff says he likes to dish it, air it out sometimes, actually a lot...Adam says she's been more forthcoming... Jeff says "America is gonna hate me because I took this innocent Southern belle and turned her into this competitive ***" ...Jordan says she's not competitive but she started with the HN comp because she could feel the tension...Jeff says it's the slop...Adam says it's also dealing with the "red elephant" in the room...Jeff says that is huge...Adam says Jordan has to keep hearing her bitch and bitch, she has given her all the good advice and she has not taken it...Jeff says that has a lot to do with everything...Adam says she's being irrational and Jordan is rational so it's making Jordan crazy... Jeff says they're getting the bad end of it...Adam says when Rachel is saved (this week) she's going to have this air of arrogance...Jeff says yeah, for sure...Adam says meanwhile they did all the work...Dani walks by and Adam says he'll be there in a minute... Adam asks if everything is alright? they're not going to beat each other up before bed? Jeff says "no, we're good, what are you talking about?"...Adam asks if they can hug and kiss please? Jeff says "we're gonna do it right when you leave" LOL...Jordan says "oh no we're not, he's just kidding"...Adam says he'll put his shirt over the cameras... Jeff says "we're gonna have a 3 way with that sorceress" LOL! OMG Jordan is so sensitive LOL she says "we don't do that"...Jeff says "that dirty whore sorceress"...Jeff tells Adam to make out with her...Adam does something creepy to which Jordan says "Adam!"...Jeff asks Adam if he thinks she's ever going to talk?...Adam says "yes, it's got to do something, it's not just here for show"...Jeff says Jordan doesn't think so...Jordan says "what do I know?"...they talk about the tarot cards...Adam says he calls this one Adam & Eve in the Garden of Eden...Jordan says "that's me & Jeff" Adam starts to leave to go play the game again and they chatter some more...Jeff says the purple room is their getaway from the mental hospital...Jordan says it's their trying to get sleepy bed...they say goodnight and Adam leaves… PR - a nice cup of tea ;) 3:50 AM Jeff and Jordan continue chatting in the purple room...Adam has just left, Jeff and Jordan whisper about why Dani didn't come in the room to talk when she went by, she might have been thinking why was Adam in there...Jeff says if it was just them two she would've stopped to talk...Jordan says they can say they were talking about something else...Jeff doesn't care, she knows how they're voting...Jordan doesn't care either... Jeff moves over to lay closer to Jordan and Jordan giggles at how the camera moved to follow Jeff...Jordan tells Jeff to lay over on that side...Jeff asks "why?"... Jordan says "see if this was our bed, we could lay sideways, long ways and we'd never touch each other" Jeff laughs and says "that's romantic" Jordan says "well, you don't like to touch each other" Jeff says "yes! what!?" Jordan says "like at night, you like your space" Jeff says "after the business?" Jordan says "no! don't even say that Jeff...not on here" (too sensitive! geez LOL) Jordan laughs and says "you're so..." Jeff says "anyways yes, I do, after a nice cup of tea, I do like to stretch out" Giggles 😉 PR - TCBY/Jordan is vanilla banter 3:52 - 4 AM Jeff and Jordan continue talking in the purple room...after giggles about their bed time likes Jordan asks if he's tired?...Jeff says he's getting there, his eyes are killing him, they're sore, it's the fu**ing lights...Jordan's hair feels greasy...Jordan asks if Jeff is working out tomorrow?...Jeff says he is if the BY is open...Jordan says she doesn't know when they'll be on lockdown...Jeff wonders if the HOH is going to be questions?...Jordan doesn't think so...Jeff wonders about true/false...Jordan says it could be, they can't get tricked...Jeff says he has to pay attention...Jordan says they don't know it could be something else...palm trees... Jordan says they might as well hush, they're going to drive themselves crazy, maybe the twist will factor in...Jordan lays down finally...Jeff says they're going to get some answers and info on Thursday...Jordan is hungry...Jeff says me too, for food...Jordan wants chocolate...Jeff says he'd make a hamburger...Jordan says it's so bad to eat late at night...Jeff says well they can't... Jordan says what about when after you go drinking you go to Wendy's or drive-thru and it's so good ..Jeff says Burrito King...Jordan says they don't have that...Jeff says "TBK"...Jordan says "TCBY"... Jeff thinks of the red velvet yogurt, the stuff he tells her to get but she won't try because she won't try anything he tells her to...Jeff smiles Jordan says "don't start Jeff"...Jeff taps Jordan's head and says "now I'm getting mad"...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says "cuz you don't listen to anything I say"...Jordan says "yes I do"... Jeff says "how's Sensodyne toothpaste, do you like it?" Jordan says "omg! you throw that one in my face all the time!" Jeff says "how's white chocolate mousse at TCBY? you like it?" Jordan pauses and says "I just like sticking to my stuff..." Jeff says "how's the red velvet cake? you like that?...when you had it after you went there 52 times?" Jordan says "no..." Jeff says "and all you had to do was put this much in your thing to taste it to make me happy :(...how does it taste? does it taste good?" Jordan says when Jeff comes to her house, she'll try it... Jeff says "I don't even want you to try it because it's a taste explosion and you're gonna love it, now because of that, I don't want you to benefit from the taste explosion" Jordan says "thanks, that's real sweet" Jeff says "sweet is when I told you 500 times, every time you go there to try it, that's sweet" Jordan says "I've only been there 2 or 3 times" Jeff grabs her ponytail and shoves it in her face LOL Jordan says everytime she goes there, there's little kids running around so she gets distracted and she just orders vanilla...Jeff says "yeah, vanilla is a taste explosion, there's 50 other flavors in there and you go to the vanilla" Jordan likes her toppings, she likes what she likes, she doesn't get mad at Jeff for liking fish or he likes to try other stuff, he knows that she likes normal stuff...Jeff says he knows she's vanilla but he's trying to put a little sprinkle on her vanilla because he knows she'll like it but she just won't try it...Jordan says when he goes to her house or if there's a TCBY in LA he can take her and she can try it or they can split it, sound like a plan?...Jeff says forget it, he's out... Jordan says he's being difficult...Jeff says kinda...Jordan says "you love me though"...Jeff says "no"...Jordan says "yes you do"... Jeff says this week has been long, he wants to win HOH, he wants a house comp for food, then he wants to have a party with sushi...palm trees...when the feeds return Jordna is heading into the HN room and Jeff is in the bathroom brushing his teeth, he heads to the HN room too and then the feeds reset... Feel better love? Kisses & love yous 4:02 AM Jeff and Jordan return to the HN room and get in bed...Jeff is in first, Jordan fixes up her spot and gets in...Jeff asks her "feel better love?" ♥ ..Jordan says "yeah, cuz we talked?"...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "at least we spent some quality time together"...they both start giggling with Jordan saying "arguing? like we always do"...Jeff kisses Jordan and says "love you" Jordan asks "do I aggravate you?"...Jeff says "noooo, it's just funny in here, that's all, I'm just busting your balls...to show you that you get cranky too"...Jordan says "love you"...Jeff looks at Jordan seriously saying "love you too"...Jordan kisses Jeff and he says he has to build a fort because his eyes are killing him... Where’s Jordan’s razor? 12:45 - 12:47 PM Jordan comes outside with her shaving supplies, she's going to shave her legs outside...she walks by Jeff, who is sitting on the couches asks her "how often do you shave your legs?"...Jordan says "umm twice...normally if she shaves on a Monday she'll skip a day and shave on Wednesday, every other day"...she then says that somebody took her razor, they took the razor part and now only has the stick, did Jeff use her razor?...Jeff says "no, for what?"...Jordan says "I don't know, I'm like where's my razor"... Jeff asks where it was?...Jordan says in the bathroom...Jeff asks if it's in the locker?...Jordan says no, she keeps it in the shower, it's a girls razor Venus and you can just click the razor part so all that's left is the stick, she doesn't know where it's at... Jeff asks if she has another razor?...Jordan says no, she forgot it but it's ok, they have these razors, they work just as good (she's pissed lol)...Jeff asks if she's been using one razor since she got here?...Jordan says she forgot the extra ones but it works really good...Jordan starts shaving her legs... Hey lover - picture time 2:09 - 2:14 PM Jordan comes outside after having a talk with Rachel...she walks over to the pool where Jeff is saying "hey lover" ♥ ...she sits down and says that Rachel was venting to her...Jeff asks about what?...Jordan, who has just walked by the others taking HOH pics and Porsche in a ridiculously small bikini, says "look at Porsche, my God"... Jordan puts her feet in and says that Rachel did good, really good, she was packing and asked to talk to her and vent...Jordan notices a huge bug flying around...Jeff and Rachel banter about the bug...it flies near Jordan, Jordan gets up, eeks and runs away...Kalia is taking pics of it, she says it's a Japanese beetle...Jeff says that thing is gross...it goes near Jordan again...Jeff says "Johrdan" Kalia would like a pic of her and Jordan, Jordan thinks she looks bad but Kalia says she has to take at least one...Rachel takes a pic of them...Rachel loves Jordan's black shirt...Kalia then takes one of Jordan and Rachel...Kalia asks for one of Jeff and Jordan...Jeff says "another pool one?" (no kidding and Jordan has worn black in all of them lol) Jordan tells Jeff to get out, he does and says "I'm wet love" ♥ and they pose for a pic He then grabs Jordan's boob Jordan says Jeff... Jordan sits back down while Jeff takes a pic with Shelly...Kalia says Jeff and Shelly looks good together Jeff gets back in the pool and Jordan says Jeff looks all muscular, he looks good...Jeff says Kalia took one of him by the grill and it looked like he had abs from the side with the lighting...Jordan says "oh you were so excited weren't you" LOL Jordan says "lllloverrrr"...Jeff says maybe he should get out...Jordan says "and take pics?"...she says she's going to go help Rachel pack... JeJo feet in the hot tub 8:09 - 8:14 PM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who are both sitting with their feet in the hot tub...audio is still on the BY crew but then switches to JeJo...Jeff says "maybe someone is coming back"...Jordan says Julie said be careful who you evict but she thought that "this" person is coming back, couldn't be Dominic, it would be Brendon Jeff says wishful thinking for them (they're going to be shocked!) Jordan says when they get out of here they have to go somewhere loud...Jeff says they'll bang it out...Jordan says remember when they went to that karaoke bar with Colleen, she signed them up, she was so wasted...Jordan says maybe someone is coming back because they haven't done goodbye messages...Jeff says maybe when they come back then that's jury (ding! ding!) Palm trees...Jordan says she still looks tanned, Jeff's real tan...Jeff says "you're tan"...palm trees... ...they start talking about laundry...Jeff says that hammock (?) was so sweet...Jordan says she knows, she might go lay down...Jeff asks if she wants to lay down?...Jordan says "yeah I could do that"...they both say "let's go" and they leave to go to the HN room... HN room - bashing & ½ way party 8:15 - 8:36 PM Jeff and Jordan go to the HN room to be alone and talk...they're happy they got the halfway party so they could eat...Jordan says that last night Jeff rolled around like 10 times...Jeff says he knows, he heard Jordan laugh at one point...Jordan says you heard me?...Jeff says yeah...Jeff complains about the beach scene Rachel made, if ants show up Shelly will kill her...Jordan says Shelly was getting heated... Jeff says he was going bonkers last night...Jordan says he was rolling over and over, was he going to settle...Jeff says he thought she was laughing at his fort...they talk about Jeff's shirts on the bed being clean or dirty...Jeff says that was a good break in the action (halfway party)...they start talking about the others, how they gossip...Jordan says they remind her of how Natalie was, she hopes she gets to pick someone to put on slop...they hope Porsche gets it...Jeff says he's going to make the best 7 day, breakfast lunch & dinner menu he has, the best she's ever seen...Jordan says she's kind of bitchy...Jeff agrees and they agree she's spoiled...they say Dani thinks she doesn't have to do anything, she thinks the star of the show, she has a big head, she thinks everyone is scared of her...Jordan says if she wins HOH she's going to straight up put Dani up... They start talking about the 3 witches and their behavior...Jordan thinks Kalia is spoiled too, they wonder what Kalia does for work and how she has so much free time...Jordan says she's 31 but she tells people she's 27...Jeff doesn't get it, who cares?...Jeff says "yes, I love bashing parties, who else "...Jordan says they sound bad...Jeff says they have to get it out...Jordan says those are her 3 people... Jeff and Jordan try to figure out who is bringing info over to the other side...they are suspicious of Adam...Jeff thinks he's on their side but he's just scared, he wants him to stand up, he's nervous...Jeff says that Porsche is voting for Rachel to stay, they talk about that...Jordan says that Rachel told her not to trust Shelly or Adam, trust her...Jeff says it's ok, Brendon told Rachel to say that, they don't trust them...Jeff says he trusts Brenchel at this point, they're putting on a pretty good show and if he got got what is he going to do? he can't start a new plan Jeff says Adam is making up alliance names for final 4...they realize they're stuck between the two alliances...Jeff says Adam likes the attention...Jordan wonders if Adam would flip? she's 50/50 on him...palm trees...they talk about if Jeff leaves and if "they" flip they flip...Jeff says he has to keep winning vetoes, he'll worry about when it happens, he thinks they're on the right track, it's just the twist, something is up with the jury for sure... Jordan asks when Jeff used the Coup D'Etat did they make them all pack their stuff? she wants to say they did...Jeff says no because they didn't know which week he'd use it and BB packed Jessie's stuff...Jordan says that's right...Jeff says all of them pack their stuff?? for 3 weeks??...Jordan says nevermind...Jeff asks if she wouldn't remember something like that?...Jordan says she thought she remembered it, for some reason she thought that...Jeff asks how many times she went on the block?...Jordan says 3...Jeff says those are the 3 weeks of packing she's thinking of... Jordan says she's full, she should've stopped at 2 pieces of pizza but it was so good...Jeff says whatever, if he was on regular food he would've...palm trees...they get quiet...Jordan says "goodnight"...Jeff says noooh...they kiss...Jeff doesn't want Jordan to go to sleep, he wants to too but then they're dead...Jeff says he feels like he does at Thanksgiving after you eat and you just want to be lazy on the couch while watching football, you just want to pass out...Jordan says if they were in the purple room they'd both be out...Jeff says it's so nice they ate, they'd both be crabby...Jeff says everyone is telling him he lost weight, his swim trunks were falling off...Jordan says she knows, he loses weight so fast...Jeff says he can do both, lose or drop a bunch...palm trees... They talk about the twist and jury again or if Brendon came back, they're just speculating...Jeff says this light is killing his eyes...Rachel comes in asking what's going on...Jeff says they're dissecting everything to death, the twist, Brendon maybe coming back...Rachel says don't say that, she would freak out They speculate on the twist is because they're on lockdown...palm trees...Jeff's guess is bang on here...he says that Brendon would come back and battle Lawon (who'd be evicted) to come back in the house and that would be jury...Jeff is called to the DR...Jeff says "maybe I'm onto something"...Jeff says the other option would be Lawon having to do something by himself and if he gets knocked out, America gets a jury vote...they talk about Dani shitting her brick, die, if Brendon came back and Lawon was evicted...Jeff leaves saying that Rachel could tell people to eat it... HN room - JeJo & Rachel - speculation & laughs 8:41 - 8:50 PM Feeds return from palm trees just after the 8:41pm mark...Jeff has returned to the HN room and is laying in bed with Jordan and Rachel...they are still speculating on the twist, what it could be...Rachel wonders if whoever comes back may have to be a Saboteur or America's Player...Jeff says what if they come back and have to wear a spacesuit More speculation about the weird stuff going on in the house (?)...Rachel & Jordan think something is up with Lawon, Jeff doesn't...they talk about Dani and Lawon and Rachel says who cares about her, she's fu**ing stupid, she doesn't run the house...Jeff says "true dat"... Jeff says "what if I get a note from my opthamologist and he says Jeff can't be in these bright lights because it affects his eyes"LOL...Rachel says that's great...they say maybe he can be off of HN's...Rachel wants to guess the most absurd things the twist could be...Jeff says what if his optometrist comes in the house? he'll say he's the other jury member and here's his note They wonder about jury again, why didn't Julie say they were in jury...they go over the numbers and jury...Jeff says the golden key thing was a funky twist, it changed everything...Jordan complains about Dani, Kalia and Lawon doing nothing, they clean nothing...Jordan says she swears one night she's going to flip out on Porsche...Jeff points at Jordan's face as if to say "no"...Jordan says "I'm not going to"... Jeff sings "Get pumped cuz Brendon's baaackk" Rachel says she'd love for him to come back for 24 hours cuz the others would freak out...Jeff says he'd like to play pool with him in those 24 hours...Rachel says she'd like to do some other stuff with him if that's ok with Jeff? if she can borrow his friend?...Jeff says she has 23 hours...Rachel says deal...Jeff wants to play pool with him and Cruddy, crack jokes and eat endless amounts of seaweed...they talk about how much of that he ate and Jeff says that as soon as Brendon farts she can have him back...Jordan says omgoodness, his farts were so bad, they were raunchy...Jeff says he should do some research on his ass, that's what, he's figuring how fast rockets get to the moon, he should figure out why his ass smells the way it does, get a couple of his buddies to help him out too Jordan says it lingered in their room that other day, she's not lying, Jeff asked her if she farted and she said no...Rachel says it still smelled like farts after he left on Thursday Jeff says he almost gagged when he came in the HN room, he almost threw up in his mouth, he wants to say it was the worst fart he's ever smelled in his life but he can't because he doesn't remember but from memory is THE WORST fart he's ever smelled, he can't compare it to anything, it's like on a hot day when you open a dumpster, that's what it smelled like in the HN room, it smelled like a rotten fish filled dumpster he could have fueled one of those rockets, if he wants alternative energy he should look into his ass LOL! Jordan says it was pretty bad...Rachel say it's so true.. Jeff reaches for Jordan's hand and Jordan clasps Jeff's hand in hers and then they hold hands... Rachel says he blamed it on slop but they were worse when he wasn't on slop...Jeff says "did someone just fart right now?" LOL they say no...Jeff says maybe just talking about it is bringing it back...Rachel says that's so funny... They get a little quiet...Jordan says that she wants to go to sleep...Jeff says she can't...Jordan says no, she's staying awake for DR's, she wants to be called first...they talk about Porsche and if she's going to vote for Rachel to stay...Rachel tells JeJo her conversation with Porsche...Jordan says "so the votes are going to go 5-1?"...Rachel says she guesses, they'll see... Holding hands/ boob grab 8:50 PM Jeff and Jordan continue chatting with Rachel in the HN room...JeJo are holding hands and talking about the potential votes...during this Jordan lets go of Jeff's hand as she's trying to prove her point, she then covers herself up with the blankets...Jeff moves the blanket to try and hold hands again but Jordan sits up...they banter a little about a theory she had and then Jeff reaches for her and pulls her back, grabbing her boob... Jordan tells Jeff to stop...Jeff starts to say "love, that was a..." they start giggling about Jordan's theory...Jordan stays leaning back on Jeff and starts kissing/biting his arm...Jeff giggles saying "oh Jordan, I rip on you all too much but it's funny" Jordan shifts around a little and Jeff tells her to lay her head on his hip, perfect...they continue talking game... HN room - JeJo & Rachel - banter & Jeff giving advice 8:52 - 9:04 PM Jeff & Jordan continue chatting with Rachel in the HN room...they're talking about Adam and his vote and then Rachel says that Lawon said he had a sugar daddy at home and Porsche said she had 3 Jeff heard that too...Jordan says "what? who says that?"... Jeff asks if he has a "boogie?"...Jordan who is laying on Jeff's hip has the perfect viewpoint to see up his nose ...a lot of booger discussion here, what's it like, what he does with them, where it is, is it gone, it's gross, etc. which leads to trimming nose hairs discussion LOL Jeff and Jordan banter about that as usual...Jordan says she can see up his nostrils...Jeff says she has the smallest nose...Jordan kisses Jeff's hand Jordan asks to be called to the DR first...Jeff says he hates goodbye messages, Rachel too...Jordan says when she did Brendon's, she said at the end in Rachel voice "we love you Brennon!"...Jeff doesn't respond so Jordan touches his face and asks him if he didn't think that was funny?...Jeff says yeah...Rachel asks Jeff what he said to Brendon?...Jeff says he said they'd take care of Rachel, he liked playing pool with him...they continue talking about goodbye messages...Jeff says that you see them in jury house...Rachel says she saw hers when she went home...palm trees... Jeff asks Rachel "Rachel, why do you care so much what people think?"...Rachel says she doesn't know, why does she?...Jeff says "I don't know, you gotta drop those bags baby" Rachel says that's true...Jordan says she has to say this is the new & improved Rachel Reilly...Rachel says "it's Rachel 2.0 bitches" Jeff says she gets so worked up about nothing...Rachel says "I do huh?"...Jeff says he's just trying to give her some advice, the more she cares, the more people care to take jabs at her, if she doesn't care then they'll never say it again but if it bothers her people will say those things right in her face, look at her dancing outside, she didn't care how she looked while she was dancing so why does she care what other things she does?...Jordan says it was so funny... Jeff says "you gotta understand, no matter what, no matter who you are, Jordan's the sweetest girl I've ever met, there's people who don't like Jordan, it's just the way it is, it's just different people, you can't make everybody happy all the time, it's impossible, impossible, people don't like Mother Teresa, so you can't do it, if people hate you, oh well, you go your direction, I'll go mine...you can't worry about all that shit"... Rachel says that is true...Jeff says to enjoy the good things...Rachel says she could be more like Jeff, she needs to take a lesson from his book...Jeff says she does or she's going to have a heart attack by the time she's 30...Jordan says she's doing better...Jeff says he's not picking on her...Rachel says she appreciates it, constructive criticism is always appreciated, she doesn't know why she cares so much... Jeff says he cracks jokes on her because he likes her does she see him cracking jokes to Porsche? ever once?...Jordan explains that she used to get upset when Jeff would "yell" at her, it's just how he talks, he talks very loud, fast and direct, on the phone she'd start crying because she's not face to face with him but then he'd explain he's not yelling but telling her and then she was ok...Rachel says she's learning from Big Jeff... Jordan says she's doing better than she thought she would...Jeff says that's why Rachel is so tired at the end of the day, it's so filled with stress...Jordan says she's been occupying her, working out, talking in the HN room...Rachel says it helps, as long as she doesn't stare at Brendon's pic on the memory wall, she'll be ok...Jordan says they're halfway there...they talk about how much longer they have to go...palm trees...speculation on weeks left, double eviction and the finale...Jeff wonders if they're still on lockdown...Rachel says she doesn't think so, she's going to check.. HN room - JeJo & Rachel - mock BB show/Jeff has no sisters 9:04 - 9:13 PM Jeff, Jordan & Rachel are still chatting in the HN room...Rachel is about to go check if they're still on lockdown...Jordan asks if he's numb from her laying on him?...Jeff says no, he forgot she was even on him...Jordan adjusts and Jeff says it's fine as long as she stays down there, his stomach...Jordan says that sounded weird...Jeff says "yeah stay right there"...Jeff! Jeff says his stomach went from empty to overload...giggles...Jeff says it's always a problem...Jordan says "oh love ♥ , I could sleep" Jeff yawns... Jeff says "how come eating is so fun?"...Jordan says "cuz we're fatso's"...Jeff says he likes it...Jordan says that was fun, it was an hour but it felt like 20 minutes...they talk about asking if there was going to be a lockdown...Jordan sits up and says "cucaracha" Rachel comes back in saying everyone is in the purple room, Shelly's in the hammock...Rachel asks where they are going?...Jeff says he's just putting on chapstick & drinking water RayChell...they have a little discussion about not flushing baby wipes down the toilet LOL They talk about the food they got for the halfway party, it was good, pizza, pasta...Jeff says he loves day old pasta that you fry up, that's the best and he's going to slap Jordan in the face with a pepperoni......pizza Jordan starts pretending she's the narrator for BB, she says "previously on Big Brother, Jeff and Jordan try to save Rachel..." etc Rachel asks what people are seeing tonight?...before Jordan has a chance to say anything Jeff continues the narration..."Jeff and Jordan are trying to strengthen the alliance but Rachel's going cuckoo" LOL Jordan adds "Jordan's trying to keep Rachel entertained so she stays away from other people" Jeff says "Jeff fills Rachel's head with positive energy then she goes upstairs and goes in the DR for 2 hours and cries...in one ear and out the other...now it's time for Biiiig Brother!" Jordan says "hi houseguests...Hi Julie!...hello Rachel, after a long week"...Jeff adds "after positive speech and Jeff wasting all of his energy on you, you seem to dismiss it about 10 seconds after he does it, why do you do that?" Rachel voice by Jeff "I dunno Julie...I just wanna say HI BRENNON!"...Jordan says "now Jeff let me turn to you...you seem to be a little impatient at times with Rachel" 😂 Jeff adds that Julie continues questioning Jeff on how his speeches don't seem to be taking...Jordan says "how do you feel about that Jeff?"...Jeff leaves that one alone but then says that Brendon didn't leave him with a Rachel "manual" so he's not sure how to handle the situation... Rachel asks what should she say on her speech tomorrow?...Jeff says "tell them to suck it bitches"...Jordan says "Jeff!"...Jeff asks if they are on live TV?...Jordan says no...they banter and Jeff pulls Jordan down with a scissor leg hold and tickles her mercilessly He lets go and Jordan says Stop! she hates that because she can't do anything about it...Jeff says his brothers would tickle him until he would cry...Rachel says "what??"...Jeff says he'd feel like he was having a heart attack, you can't breathe, he felt like he was going to die, it's the worst ever, how about when they hold you down and spit on you?...Jordan & Rachel eww...Rachel says "your brother's did that?"...Jeff says being a little brother sucks but it makes you tough, then you go on to pick on your girlfriend later in life... Jordan says that Rachel said "Jeff doesn't have any sisters does he?" and she said no...Jeff brings up what happened the other night saying "Rachel, where you going with that? you look like yammahamma...JEFFF!! you don't have any sisters do you? and then you leave and Jordan's like (slap!) what are you talking like that for? I was like, just cracking a joke, relax! everything is so fu**ing kooky in here"... Rachel says "I'm glad I have Jordan" ☺️ They continue to mock narrate the BB show...Jeff says "what if they're like, you and Lawon have to battle it out in the yard, but first to see Brennon, you have to get through Lawon"...Rachel says he would be dead...Jeff adds that they have to have a dance-off LOL HN room - JeJo & Rachel - chatter & Jedi drilling 9:13 - 9:24 PM Jeff, Jordan & Rachel continue chatting in the HN room...Jordan has gotten up and is showing them how Rachel was walking around the BY before the veto comp...Rachel says she was so pumped...Jordan says Rachel looked like she was ready to kill somebody....Rachel says she was...Jordan sits back down...they continue talking a little game and then Jordan asks if they think that people will be rooting for them?...Jeff says "she says this every day"...Rachel says "do you?"...Jeff says he doesn't know what they're thinking, maybe they think we're huge losers, who knows?... Jordan thinks that, everybody likes Dick so they're probably cheering for Dani to win...Jeff issure somebody likes them that's all that matters...Rachel says they like Dick but not Dani...Jordan says she didn't watch their season so she doesn't know what people thought...Rachel says PT and Brendon got loud yells (from the studio audience)...Jeff says "how loud do you think the yell would be for Vit Tan Don?" Jordan says "really loud" Rachel asks if anyone has ever gotten booed?...Jeff says no, they wouldn't allow it, even if you were a dick, someone's gonna like you or someone's gonna hate you...in this game...Rachel says in life too... Jordan says it made her mad that the 3 of them (K/D/P) drank the bottle of wine without sharing...Jeff and Rachel say they had 2 beers each...Jeff says Jordan should've asked for some...Jordan says it's more the principle of it...Jeff says exactly, that's why she should've asked...Jeff says he was happy with his beer, it was the party, everyone should have something... Jordan wonders how that show Expedition Impossible is doing...Jeff wonders how Around the World is doing, he's curious...Jordan says she saw 1 episode before leaving for BB, it was like TAR but they do crazier stuff, it was good...Jordan asks how old Parvati is?...Jeff says he wants to says 26, 7, 8, something like that...Rachel wants to jedi drill since they're not on lockdown...they do for a long while... HN room - Jeff teases Jordan 9:24 PM Jeff, Jordan and Rachel are jedi drilling in the HN room...they're doing questions and answers about the veto comps...Jeff asks "who put their bricks vertical?" they giggle and Jordan says "Jordan!" Jordan snuggles back into Jeff while Jeff asks "who built a house sideways"...Jeff goes to get up and says "hold on love ♥ I'll snuggle when I come back"...Rachel keeps asking questions… Jeff comment by the hot tub 9:38 PM Jordan and Rachel head outside to soak their feet in the hot tub...Jeff and Adam come out as well to have a smoke...Jordan has her bikini bottoms on so she's going to dip in without getting her top and hair wet, she gets in...Jeff makes a comment about Jordan over in the peanut gallery that is inaudible...Rachel giggles and Jordan sarcastically says “what? it looks funny? thanks”/sarcasm JeJo hammock date 11:22 - 11:33 PM Jeff is sitting on the couches in the BY with most of the HG's...Jordan, who has been in the DR doing goodbyes, walks outside...Jeff who is clearly bored, seems relieved to see her, he says "Johrdan"...he repeats "Johrdan, you wanna go lay down somewhere?"...Jordan says "ok"...Jeff says "you wanna go in the hammock?"...Jordan says "ok"...Jeff says yay!...Kalia says "hammock date"...they head to the hammock... Feeds go off of them until 11:24pm Cam 3/4 Jeff and Jordan watch Rachel who is doing her daily hello to Brendon via cam. The cameras turn to JeJo though Jordan tells Jeff that in the DR they asked her if there was anything that made her think of Rachel (she was in there filming goodbyes for her & Lawon)...Jordan says glitter, sequins, Rachel's dancing made her look like a stripper but they better not show that Jordan lets Jeff know she has her retainer in and she loves her jacket, it's comfy...they both have their hoods up...Jeff says it looks good on her... Jordan says it feels good tonight, Jeff agrees and says "what if there was a little fire here?"...Jordan would love it...Jeff looks sleepy/relaxed...Jordan asks "so, what's up?"...Jeff says "zero"...Jordan asks if she missed anything?...Jeff nods no "same old, same old"...Jeff says he hasn't showered and he still has oil on him, he's such a dirtball...Jordan says he can shower tomorrow...Jeff says "f**k that cold shower"...Jordan says it's hard in the morning, she's already washed her hair now she can just rinse her body & shave her legs... Jeff says it's so crisp (out)...Jordan says Porsche was already in bed...Jeff says "for awhile"...Jordan notices an ant in Jeff's hat...Jeff says it's ok, to leave it, there are ants everywhere...Jeff says he's tired...Jordan is too...they are both not too hungry...Jordan has dry mouth though, Jeff has it too and she wonders if it's from the garlic...they talk about the garlic bread being good for paninis and how the others were cooking a feast while they're HN's...some fart talk ensues LOL... Jordan starts secret smiling and Jeff asks her what she's laughing at?...Jordan says nothing but keeps inner giggling...Jeff wants to know...Jordan says she's thinking about Rachel and how awkward she is, her dance moves...Jeff says she dances off the beat and demonstrates a little...Jordan says she just does it...Jeff says she doesn't care...Jordan says it's hilarious...Jeff says it's the best...Jeff reiterates she doesn't care and that's what's funny, that she does care (about her image now)...Jordan says her dances moves were so funny...Jeff says it was fu**ing hilarious when they were all doing the eletric slide and Rachel was off step with the others...Jordan says she really is nice...Jeff says she is nice, she just needs to get over the other stuff...Jordan says the obsession and "other stuff"...Jeff says then she is funny...Jordan says she's sure outside the house if they went out with her & Brendon for drinks they'd be funny...Jeff says he'd go out with them...Jordan says Brendon would be funny, Jeff agrees saying he'd be hilarious...Jordan giggles about him saying "oh yeah, big booty" and his head shake... Jordan talks a little about her DR goodbye to Rachel, it was "B" in there (Brandie?), she said thanks to Rachel for keeping her safe...palm trees...

August 9 JeJo hammock time continues 12 - 12:27 AM Jeff & Jordan continue talking in the hammock about Shelly...Jordan says she's so nice, she's like the mom away from home type...Jeff says she's good...Jordan mentions that the cushions (from the outside couch) get moist at night and then they're smelly, she feels gross sitting on them because they make her pants smell like it, Jeff says they stink...Jordan can't wait to get her bed back...Jeff wants it to be dark...Jordan says on Thursday it will be 14 days for her (being a HN) but they still have to sleep in there the extra night...Jeff asks "what if we win HOH?"...Jordan says "oh, well I guess then it doesn't matter"... Jordan thinks she's getting irritable because she didn't sleep well last night...Jeff says he didn't sleep good at all yesterday...Jordan says "you" (as in people in general) get irritable when you don't really sleep...Jeff assumes she's talking about him lol and says "who?"...Jordan ignores and says she's getting her period in less than a week she thinks... A plane flies overhead and Jordan says she bet she flew over this way...Jeff says no, it's to Burbank (airport)...Jeff says it would be cool to fly overhead and see but he doesn't think they keep the lights on when there's no one in the house...Jordan agrees and says it would be cool if they transformed the BY into a haunted house, it would be creepy, scary... Jeff says "I can't believe we're back here again" Jordan says she knows, it's so weird...Jordan asks if there has been anybody that has come back a 3rd time?...Jeff doesn't think so cuz there's only been all-stars...Jordan says she couldn't do a 3rd time, she'd be so stressed out, it just takes so much out of you, the game...palm trees...Jeff says they have to do good, they both agree that they're doing good so far...Jeff says it's hard but if they can get Daniele out they'll feel so much better...Jordan agrees...Jeff rants a little about Porsche saying that he knows "that loser" wants to put them up and that she's going to get in his way Jordan says that Julie said the twists are far from over so it should get exciting... Jeff says that side just lost a vote...Jordan says she asked Rachel if she made a deal with Kalia to put up Lawon (of all people), why didn't she put up her or Adam...Jeff says it doesn't make any sense...Jordan says Kalia should've just put up Rachel & a floater the first time, she doesn't understand why she did that... Jordan asks what's wrong with Jeff, he's gassy Jeff says he doesn't know, he didn't eat anything spicy, just fish and coffee LOL gross Jordan gets grossed out thinking about the food comp, that drink...Jeff says his was fine, it tasted really salty...Jordan says he & Rachel did good, she should've just said sauerkraut...they discuss the food comp and the confusion over the sauerkraut situation during the comp, Jeff says he wasn't pissed at Jordan at all (they sure seem to have these issues during food comps, flashback to BB11 LOL) Jordan says she thought for sure Daniele would give her liver but she didn't...Jeff laughs about the fact Jordan gave her the liver... Jeff thinks "the fu**ing loser" is listening and then she'll run and tell everything...Jordan keeps talking about the food comp and they continue discussing...Jeff says that "she" (Porsche) is guaranteed to go upstairs and tell them that they are in the hammock now talking...Jordan changes the subject, she asks Jeff if he knows what would be good right now?...Jeff says "crab legs" duh lol...Jordan says for him yes, with butter sauce...Jeff says he needs a little butter, he's losing weight...Jordan says she can tell by his bathing suit...Jeff asks if it's cuz it's falling off?...Jordan says no, he's just more cut, she can see his abs...Jeff says "yay! they're coming back", he always loses weight in there...Jordan says "yeah you do"...Jordan says he looks good, he looks real good...Jeff says he's also not drinking beer like he does normally...Jordan says beer will do that to you...Jeff says it's all empty calories...Jeff says it's the slop too, he got real skinny (last time)...Jordan says he was too skinny though... Jordan says they were way tanner last time...Jeff agrees...Jordan says all they did was lay out all day...Jeff says they do that here too but not really, he does it for an hour, he doesn't want to get too much sun plus with skin cancer...Jordan repeats that Jeff got real skinny, in one picture she saw, she could really tell, he had his hat on backwards, it was taken by the red room, near the light fixture and Jeff looked so skinny and her face was (puffy face imitation)...Jeff giggles...Jeff says she's getting small, she's losing weight in there...Jordan asks if he can tell?...Jeff says yes, if her boobs weren't jumbo she'd look tiny ...Jordan asks if she doesn't look tiny?...Jeff says her waist is small...Jordan says her boobs are too big (I disagree)...Jeff says she can't lose her boobs...Jordan says the pocket can get smaller...Jeff says Jordan's sister will be like "mmm, she's losing weight" Jordan says it's better to lose weight than get big...Jeff nods yes...Jordan says "like last time"...Jeff says her butt got big, he sings a little butt diddy Jordan says with sarcasm "thanks love"...Jeff says "oh shut up, what, did I leave you or something?"...Jordan says "no, you didn't so obviously you like..."...Jeff says "so whateva, I can say it...if my butt gets big would you tell me I have a big butt?"...Jordan says she would...Jeff asks what she's talking about then...Jordan says "you got a cute butt"...Jeff says "I got no butt"...Jordan says "even though you really don't have a butt, it's cute"...Jeff smiles big 😁 Jeff says that right now in the normal world he'd go to sleep LOL Jordan says "watch a good movie"...Jeff says when he got evicted last time, he watched movies, he watched movies with the cop (that Jordan knew), that was the guy he watched with, there were actually two guys...palm trees...Jordan asks if Jeff at that point was happy, well not happy but kind of (relieved)...Jeff says no, he thought he made one wrong move otherwise he thought he would've won, anything could've happened though, nothing was guaranteed but he just thought in the jury house that if he got that veto(he might've won)...Jordan says if it had been Russell & Michele vs her & Jeff they would've been in tough, she didn't think he made a mistake (getting out Russell)...Jeff says that everyone thinks he got tricked, he didn't, he didn't want Russell there, he should've won that veto, he goes into scenarios but whatever it's over, Jordan won and it worked out perfect. J&J think about making it to F2, Jordan says even if they make it to F4 it would be wow...brief palm trees...Jordan asks if Jeff thinks people hate them this year? do they look crabby?...Jeff says no, no one else is doing anything...Jordan feels she bashes a lot...Jeff feels that he does that all the time, even last time but maybe it's worse this year...Jordan says she's embarassed how she acted the other day, she was so mad...Jeff says during noms?...Jordan explains why she says what she said...Jeff says she wasn't the replacement though and that normally people don't say anything then...Jordan says she had to say something, it was on the tip of her tongue...Jeff doesn't care she said it, it's good she did...Jeff farts Jordan says he needs a butt plug...Jeff says he was farting every 5 minutes over there...Jordan wonders what her mom is thinking...they discuss how her mom, Jana & her grandpa will react...Jeff says they'll say he is rubbing off on the sweet little country girl... Jordan says she was having a breakdown that day...Jeff says they all were except him and he was the nominee...Jeff says he kinda did, he snapped on Kalia...Jordan says Jeff was sweet, he talked to her and made her feel a lot better Jeff doesn't care he's on slop...Jordan says it's the principal of the thing, he & Rachel tied the comp and she lost it for their team...they wonder what next week's food comp will be...Jordan says if she's on slop one more week she'll die...Jeff agrees but says he'll take it for her...Jordan says no, she's just being a baby and complaining...Jeff just doesn't want the room, he hates it...Jordan giggles about Jeff being sweet and laying with her in the room to wake up and find out he was gone LOL Jeff says it's because he didn't want to take the chance he'd be in there the next week, he did leave her the good blanket though lol they banter a little about this with Jeff throwing out a Rapunzel analogy ..they talk about the taking 2 weeks of slop situation that happened during the veto...they talk about Porsche and how sometimes at certain angles she looks like Jordan especially with her hair in a ponytail...Jeff says she has a big booty, she eats cookies too like Jordan did last time...Jordan says "Jayeffff"... Jeff says "what? why is that bad?" (men! lol) Jeff says "she does"...Jordan says she knows...Jeff wants to know who Jordan is saying "Jeff" about, making fun of her or Jordan?...Jordan lets it go...Jordan says she only ate cookie dough one time...Jeff has too...Jordan says she stress eats...they talk about food LOL...Jeff says that Porsche just left to go talk shit about them...Jordan starts talking about BB11 and how she was happy that Jeff and her were buddies (ugh I dislike that term..), even though she didn't know Jeff outside the house, she always knew 100% that Jeff was never going to lie to her, use her, turn his back on her and in this house the newbies don't have that, they have that little bit of doubt in people, at least that was something good they had, they were BFF's and could talk about anything...Jeff says he wishes they could trust people there, he can't believe how far they went last time, they were by themselves, they only had each other, they never kissed ass or switched sides...they agree it was weird...they discuss BB11 a little and say they can do it again, last time there were stronger personalities in the house...Jeff says this season people are mellow, last time people would attack everybody, they weren't scared to cut throats...they talk about Adam a little...brief palm trees...they talk about Rachel...feeds switch… JeJo hammock time - watching their seasons together 12:39 - 12:47 AM Jeff & Jordan continue talking in the hammock about Shelly...Jordan says she's so nice, she's like the mom away from home type...Jeff says she's good...Jordan mentions that the cushions (from the outside couch) get moist at night and then they're smelly, she feels gross sitting on them because they make her pants smell like it, Jeff says they stink...Jordan can't wait to get her bed back...Jeff wants it to be dark...Jordan says on Thursday it will be 14 days for her (being a HN) but they still have to sleep in there the extra night...Jeff asks "what if we win HOH?"...Jordan says "oh, well I guess then it doesn't matter"... Jordan thinks she's getting irritable because she didn't sleep well last night...Jeff says he didn't sleep good at all yesterday...Jordan says "you" (as in people in general) get irritable when you don't really sleep...Jeff assumes she's talking about him lol and says "who?"...Jordan ignores and says she's getting her period in less than a week she thinks... A plane flies overhead and Jordan says she bet she flew over this way...Jeff says no, it's to Burbank (airport)...Jeff says it would be cool to fly overhead and see but he doesn't think they keep the lights on when there's no one in the house...Jordan agrees and says it would be cool if they transformed the BY into a haunted house, it would be creepy, scary... Jeff says "I can't believe we're back here again" Jordan says she knows, it's so weird...Jordan asks if there has been anybody that has come back a 3rd time?...Jeff doesn't think so cuz there's only been all-stars...Jordan says she couldn't do a 3rd time, she'd be so stressed out, it just takes so much out of you, the game...palm trees...Jeff says they have to do good, they both agree that they're doing good so far...Jeff says it's hard but if they can get Daniele out they'll feel so much better...Jordan agrees...Jeff rants a little about Porsche saying that he knows "that loser" wants to put them up and that she's going to get in his way Jordan says that Julie said the twists are far from over so it should get exciting... Jeff says that side just lost a vote...Jordan says she asked Rachel if she made a deal with Kalia to put up Lawon (of all people), why didn't she put up her or Adam...Jeff says it doesn't make any sense...Jordan says Kalia should've just put up Rachel & a floater the first time, she doesn't understand why she did that... Jordan asks what's wrong with Jeff, he's gassy Jeff says he doesn't know, he didn't eat anything spicy, just fish and coffee LOL gross Jordan gets grossed out thinking about the food comp, that drink...Jeff says his was fine, it tasted really salty...Jordan says he & Rachel did good, she should've just said sauerkraut...they discuss the food comp and the confusion over the sauerkraut situation during the comp, Jeff says he wasn't pissed at Jordan at all (they sure seem to have these issues during food comps, flashback to BB11 LOL) Jordan says she thought for sure Daniele would give her liver but she didn't...Jeff laughs about the fact Jordan gave her the liver... JeJo hammock time - living together compromises 12:53 - 1:01 AM The feeds switch to JeJo on the hammock...they are talking about how things would have to be when they live together... Jeff says "we'd have to have two, like separate"...Jordan says "laundry"..."we'd have to have two separate televisions"...Jordan says "no, you know what we'd have to do? get the one where you can record it and then after you're done I can watch mine or while mine's watching then you can watch yours"... Jeff says "cuz we have like two, I can't even watch your shows, Bethany take New York or whatever the f**k you watch, I can't stand that shit" LOL...umm, that's not the impression you gave in the BB11 house, you had watched ALL the same shows! Jordan giggles and says the one where he watches the alligators and them chopping down the wood, ok? ...Jeff says "yeah! I know, see, I can see where you don't like that though, that's fine"...Ax Men & Swamp People...Jordan says now, Storage Wars, she would watch with Jeff, she thinks it's funny... Jeff says "listen, you would like my shows if you got to watch them"...Jordan says the same for him, he'd like some of hers...Jeff says Bethany takes New York?...Jordan says she doesn't watch that but she does watch Bravo Jeff says Jordan loves Bravo, if she could get only one channel it'd be Bravo, it's always on, it's their only channel (in Charlotte), every time he works out, Bravo's on, he goes home, Peyton is watching Bravo, Jordan comes home and puts on Bravo LOL Jeff says when it's just him and Peyton he asks him what he wants to watch and he doesn't care and really he doesn't care, but he'll watch for two minutes and then he'll leave, Jeff will come back later and Peyton is watching the Smurfs or something really weird. Jordan, returns to the living together convo, saying it would be television and laundry because that one time she was at Jeff's house and he got aggravated at her because she put the clothes in first and then the water..there were hardly any clothes and she didn't run it the way he runs it or something...Jeff says she puts the soap in first...Jordan says Jeff got aggravated about that...Jeff says she washed two t-shirts!...Jordan knows but Jeff was more about how you have to get it soapy and then put your clothes in...Jeff says "you do"...Jordan says that's one thing they'd have to compromise... Jeff yells out to the others asking how they do their laundry, clothes first or water & detergent first? (I do it Jeff style)...the others besides Rachel, who does it Jordan style, say water & detergent first and then clothes... Jordan ignores the others advice and continues on "and then, clothes, laundry, tv...." Jeff adds "food"...Jordan says she knows one, Jeff can't stand that she doesn't put the lid back on the toothpaste (umm is it me or does this seem like trivial stuff?)...Jeff says "yeah it'd be a lot to learn"...Jordan giggles and says they'd have to have two separate rooms...Jeff says yeah, his and hers everything... Jordan goes on to talk about an aunt of hers who married young that almost got a divorce after a year of marriage because of things that they did that bothered and irritated each other (again trivial)...Jeff says everybody is like that, if you even live with a roommate, he wanted to kill his roommates and vice versa because they had different personalities...Jordan says right, they just had to compromise and quit complaining about it but they almost got divorced...Jeff says yeah, it's serious business, as long as you have your own space it's better, ykwim? you have to have a 2 bedroom apt so there's another room or office so you can watch tv in there, you need your own space, sometimes he needs Jeff time... Jordan says what if Jeff & Tony lived together?...Jeff says there would be a crime scene, one of them would be a chalk outline...Jordan says she could see them fighting...Jordan says she's never lived with girls before and Jeff has only lived with roommates in college right?...Jeff says "and out here"...Jordan says that's right...Jordan says Jana and John...palm trees...Jeff says he's sure John just does whatever the f**k he wants and Jana just says ok...Jordan says they end up fighting...Jeff likes their place...Jordan says for how nice it is, they only pay 9 something and they split it...Jeff says that's ridiculous...Jordan says it's real nice...Jeff says imagine if you paid 2G's out there what you would get?...Jordan says real, real nice...Jeff says out here you get 2 bed, 1 bath if you're lucky... They start talking about Jordan's boss Eric...Jeff still feels bad about the time Eric said something to him, real excited and he just kind of blew him off, he told Jordan to tell him but she didn't, he probably thinks Jeff is a huge dick, he must think "dude, that guys get free haircuts and I almost died and he just fu**ing blew me off"...Jordan says Eric is so nice, he wouldn't think that...palm trees...Jeff says he's going to get a hot tea, they should go over there and not be anti-social...Jordan says she's going to put her feet in the hot tub... Jordan the human kazoo 1:02 - 1:04 AM Jordan is sitting with her feet in the hot tub, Porsche, Rachel, Adam & Lawon are sitting on the couches in the BY...Jordan starts tooting a little ditty and they laugh...Lawon asks if she was drinking coffee (she seems hyper)...Jordan says she did, she needs to try and go to bed...Adam asks how she made that noise?...Jordan says which one?...Adam says the one that sounds like a human trumpet...Jordan does it and says this one? she then goes on to do a hilarious trumpet/kazoo rendition of When the Saints Go Marching in...the others crack up laughing...so funny!! Jordan tries to teach Adam and then does it again to show him how...they're all impressed...she then gives For He's a Jolly Good Fellow a go and it's just as cute! 2 kisses in the BR 2:11 - 2:14 AM Jeff, Jordan & Rachel are getting ready for bed in the bathroom....Jeff is flossing his teeth, Rachel is prepping her face and brushing her teeth, Jordan is brushing her teeth...they're talking game, Rachel is convincing J/J that she's totally on their side...Jeff says they're good... Jeff says "dude Porsche's always looking at me through fu**ing mirrors"...Jordan says she guesses she wants his body Jeff says he thinks she's a loser that goes up there and tells everyone false information...Jordan says "Jeffrey, Jeffrey"...they talk about what the HOH comp might be...Jeff uses mouthwash and tries to signal to her True/False with his hands but she doesn't get it...Rachel leaves, Jeff spits out his mouthwash and yells out to her "true false"...Rachel says ohhh... Jeff approaches Jordan with swagger lol and they kiss twice... Jordan says goodnight...Jeff says he'll be right there...Jordan leaves...Jeff says "oh yeah"...Jordan says "big booty big booty" HN room - JeJo & Rachel game talk 2:19 - 2:25 AM Jordan and Rachel have been talking game for awhile in the HN room...Jeff walks in and says "are you guys talking about me?" They say yeah, of course...Rachel wants Jeff to know that she just told Jordan that him and Jordan are the only two people she trusts, she would never go against that and she hopes they feel the same way considering her and Brendon were working with them the whole game...Jeff says they totally feel the same way...they start talking game until Jeff leaves to go to the bathroom… HN room - yammahamma, fright night 2:40 - 2:42 AM Jeff has returned to the HN room where Jordan, Rachel and Shelly are laying down chatting about various things...feeds freeze around the 2:38am mark so go to the 2:40am mark...Jordan is telling the story about Brooke's boyfriend (at the time) who was a cop and how her and her friends would go to his place and get him to give them all sobriety tests (for fun)...Shelly explains that the test they do with your eyes is fool proof, if you're drunk your eye(s) will shake and there's no way to mask that...Jeff is fascinated, he's never heard of that before...Shelly says she knows about this because they did this test in a study group in college... BB calls Rachel to the DR...Rachel says "damn", she's not happy since she has no makeup, her acne cream on, ready for bed...Jordan and Shelly giggle and Jeff razzes her saying "whoa! yammahamma"...Rachel says "serious yammahamma"...Jeff says "it's gonna be fright night in there" Jeff laughs and Jordan slaps Jeff! Rachel says "JEFFFF!"...Jordan gives Jeff a look! LOL Rachel says "gaww, you never had sisters did you?"...Jeff says "no"...Rachel says "man, fright night?"...Jordan feels bad and says "you look good without makeup Rachel, he's just kidding"... Rachel says Jordan has to blow her up for the rest of the year after that one...Jeff says "oh shut up, you know you look good with no makeup"...Rachel says "yeah but I have acne cream on"...Jeff says "that's what I'm talking about"...Jordan slaps Jeff again and Rachel leaves...Jeff then slaps Jordan hard...she ow's,she wasn't ready for that one! Jeff says "what are you talking about? I can't crack jokes?"...Shelly continues her story… Jordan can smell it or use it/gn kiss 3:48 - 4 AM The feeds follow Rachel & Porsche who are walking from the bathroom to the HN room where Jeff and Jordan are hanging out with Adam...Jeff bugs Porsche about what she had been babbling about before, that didn't make any sense & when she still can't explain what she was talking about, Jeff looks at Jordan... Jeff comments that it's chilly in the room...Adam is bouncing a ball around the room...Rachel comes in and they giggle at her lisp (from her retainer)...Jeff gets up and leaves the room...he comes back in with his hoody for Jordan and she says "aww thanks"...Jeff lays it on her pillow very neatly and says "now you can smell me or you can use it" Jeff then changes his mind about something, picks up the hoody, smells it and walks out again...FISH...when the feeds return Jeff's hoody is back on Jordan's pillow and they are all laughing about the movie Billy Madison...FISH...movie talk...FISH...more movie talk...FISH...Triumph the Insult Dog talk...Adam gets in trouble from BB for propping the door open, he shuts it...FISH...they talk about the Elf costume and more goofy movie and Chris Farley talk...FISH... Jeff squeezes Jordan's leg...Jordan says "you going to bed?"...Jeff says "I'm thinking about it"...Jordan sits up and says "ok goodnight"...they giggle about Brendon's gross to and then Jordan pulls on Jeff's arm to let him know that she wants to kiss him...they kiss goodnight. Adam says goodnight...they start discussing Brendon's toe and then the feeds reset... Hug, ear rub & dance off 1:57 PM Jeff, Jordan and Adam are in the kitchen...Jeff is salivating over Adam's food...Jordan asks why are they all making good food and she's on slop, she doesn't think she can eat catfish today...Jordan sidles up to Jeff and gives him a hug... and then rubs his ear...not much of a reaction from Jeff...Lawon mentions that they're having another dance off at 10:30...Jordan says "Rachellll"...Jordan says that was crazy and then she imitates Rachel during the dance off, she says she's nuts… Yeah, good job love 3:54 PM Jeff, Kalia and Adam are sitting on the couches in the BY...they're chit chatting about board games and then writing out their names on the lawn with shoes...a plane flies overhead...Jeff says "I'm gonna write help so one of these planes get me outta here" Jordan, off camera finishes, working out...Kalia says "good job Jordan"...Jeff turns and says "yeah, good job love ♥ "...Jordan asks "huh?"...they both say good job… Jordan is a machine 3:58 PM Jeff is sitting on the couches in the BY with Kalia...they are pretty quiet...Jordan has been working out off camera, she puts on a long sleeved shirt and heads over to the elliptical...Jeff says "you are a machine"...Jordan says "I know" and she starts… Butt slap on the elliptical 4:01 PM Jeff is still sitting on the couches in the BY chatting with Kalia and Adam...Jordan is on the elliptical...Kalia gets called to the DR and Jeff gets up to check his laundry, he walks by Jordan and slaps her butt JeJo BR time - gross but funny convo 5:06 - 5:11 PM Feeds switch from Shelly outside to Jeff and Jordan in the bathroom...Jordan has finished taking a shower and Jeff is laying on the lounger eating a popsicle...Jeff farts and they giggle...Jordan is putting on makeup and asks Jeff if he's bohred?...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan asks if Rachel is in the DR?...Jeff says he thinks so...Jordan asks what Rachel did with the catfish that made Jeff so mad?...Jeff explains he thawed out a bunch of catfish and marinated it all without asking who wanted what and now he's left with frozen catfish... Shelly comes by and Jordan asks Jeff if she's heard why Shelly is so mad?...Shelly says she's not mad, she's disgusted...Jordan asks Shelly what exactly happened...Shelly says Rachel gave her 2 pairs of shorts that were too small for her and put them on the dresser for her, Shelly says they matched the top she's wearing so she put them on to clean the house, she went to put them on and....they were "dirty"...like no underwear dirty... Jeff is LOST ... he says "poo poo"? LOL! Jordan says nooo...Jeff says pee?...Shelly says Jordan can explain it...Jordan says "discharge...when girls get discharge"...Jeff's face, he's still LOST LOL Jeff says "whaddya mean? like period?" OMG! LOL Jordan explains..."discharge, when girls get discharge and don't wear their underwear somtimes you get discharge on shorts so she gave Shelly a pair of shorts that were discharged and Shelly's pissed cuz she's like how disgusting...do you know what that is?" Jeff says kinda, it's fu**ing really gross...Jordan says normally every girl gets it...Jeff is grossed out and doesn't want his popsicle anymore (how convenient he's finished it! LOL) Jordan says when girls don't wear...Jeff asks if she didn't wash them, are they stained or what?...Jordan says no, you just have to wash them but Shelly got grossed out because she went to put them on...Jeff asks if she told her...Jordan says no, maybe Rachel didn't know so Shelly's mad...Jeff says OMG, that girl cannot do anything right huh? oh man...Jordan says at least if you're going to do that make sure if you give it to that they're person clean, it's kinda nasty...Jeff says that's real nasty...Jordan giggles at Jeff saying "period"...Jeff says oh my goodness BR - Jeff watches Jordan - BB11 deja vu 5:11 - 5:32 PM Jordan continues putting on her makeup in the bathroom while Jeff lays on the lounger...Jeff is looking through her makeup bag and says "Bobbi Brown"...Jordan mmm, hmm's, not the singer...Jeff says they took a risk with that name...Jordan says Bobbi Brown has been around for a long time...Jeff says "longer than Bobby Brown?" LOL! Jordan says umm, she doesn't know, it's a long time... Rachel walks in and says "hey guys!"...Jeff says "hey Bobbi Brown"...Rachel asks how they are doing?...Jeff says terrific...Rachel goes into the bathroom stall and Jeff asks if she was in the DR? that was a long one...Jordan sings Bobby Brown and palm trees... Rachel comes out and her and Jeff start talking about Rachel's DR...they get warned not to by BB...Rachel calls them troublemakers...Jeff says to just put some Bobby Brown makeup and forget about it LOL Rachel asks Jordan to help her put some refresher in her hair...Jordan says ok...Rachel was hoping for a halfway party today...Jeff says they didn't even tell them they were in jury...they talk about it more and get called out by BB...Jeff wonders why BB is keeping them in the dark about jury...Jordan doesn't remember the halfway party...Jeff remembers, they had pizza and cake and people put cake in the freezer because it had their name on it...Jordan wonders if they're not in jury...Rachel says maybe the twist is that America gets a jury vote?...Jeff and Jordan says America did have one because of Chima...Rachel asks if they voted on Jordan for that and they voted on America's favorite HG?...Jordan says yeah... Jordan wonders where her hair brush is? she finds it...Rachel asks who voted for Natalie?...Jordan says Russell and Kevin...Rachel is surprised Russell voted for her...Jordan is ripping through her hair with the brush and Jeff comments how rough it sounds...Jordan says she has conditioner in it...Jeff asks if that's her special brush and it's not the same without it?...Jordan says "yeah I guess"...Rachel says she's the same way with her brush... Jeff starts talking about jury again...BB calls them out talking about production...Jeff says "holy smokes who's on that button?"...they all says it must be a big deal that they're talking about it...Jordan starts blowdrying her hair... Jeff says "see Jordan looks good with bangs" Jordan says "what?"...Jeff asks if they can talk about Jordan's bangs? Kalia gets called out by BB for production talk so they think that it wasn't them that BB was warning so they start talking about jury again while Jordan continues drying her hair... Rachel asks if Jordan took a shower out there?...Jordan says yeah, she has her bathing suit bottoms on so she doesn't show her hoo-ha and a bra on in case her towel comes off...Jeff looks at Jordan very sweetly, it's very reminiscent of how he looked at her in the same way in the same place in the same circumstances as on BB11 Jordan keeps drying and Jeff keeps watching...he's getting a little sleepy...Jordan asks "aren't you glad you're a guy?"...Jeff says yeah...Rachel asks Jordan if she's done working out?...Jordan says yes...Rachel asks how long she did on the elliptical?...Jordan says 45 minutes...Rachel says Jeff, look at her! she's a machine... Jordan keeps drying, Jeff keeps watching and getting sleepier with the noise of the dryer...she finally finishes and Jeff says "Bret Michaels would like your hair" LOL! Jordan asks if it's because she has straight hair?...Jeff means that it's because his hair is long and blonde...they start talking about Bret Michaels and Rock of Love and the crazy girls on the show, how Jess was a bartender in Chicago (flashback to BB11 again ) they talk about some girl that lives in Vegas now and some that are strippers now...OBVI! They then talk about the show I Love New York and other trashy reality people and Jeff says "people that do reality shows are fu**ing stupid" Rachel says they are, including her, including them but this reality show is different...Jeff agrees...they talk about the show The Bachelor...Jordan says she couldn't do it because she wouldn't be able to handle seeing the guy she was with saying the same things to other girls...Rachel agrees and leaves... Are we gonna do it 5:32 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the bathroom...Jeff is laying on the lounger, Jordan is finishing up getting ready after a shower...Jeff asks Jordan "where you going?"...Jordan says to get some clothes...Jordan says "do you want to go with me to the room?"... Jeff says "yes...are we gonna do it?" Jordan says nooo...she smiles and says c'mon...they leave to go the HN room and Jeff says he might close up shop for 45 minutes... Jordan wants to talk & Jeff wants to sleep 5:33 - 5:37 PM Jeff and Jordan head to the HN room to "talk"...they walk by Lawon in the metal room, they exchange pleasantries, Lawon says he likes Jordan's hair, later Boo and all that...they go inside the HN room...Jordan says "Jeffreeee"...Jeff says "yes love" ♥ Jordan says she has to find something to wear (in the other room), is Jeff going to sleep?...Jeff has snuggled into bed and says no, is she?...Jordan says no, don't fall asleep... Jordan gets some clothes and comes back to a sleepy Jeff...she sees he's almost sleeping and says "you going to sleep?"...Jeff says "mmm, mmm, why? do you wanna talk?"...Jordan snappily says "I did, but not anymore since you're sleeping"...Jeff asks what she wants to talk about?...Jordan says "just talk"...Jeff says he has to workout in an hour...Jordan says "well go to sleep then"...Jeff says "are you mad at me?"...Jordan unconvincingly says "nope!"...Jeff says "Jesus sorry"...Jordan after deciding to go the bathroom and changing...she leaves.. Who’s sleepy now 6:34 PM Jeff is bench pressing weights in the BY, it's now Adam's turn...Jordan is off camera...Jeff asks her "you sleepy?"...Jordan says "kinda now...putting my feet in here"...Jeff says "can I yell at you for being sleepy?"...Jordan says she didn't yell at him, she just walked out...(Jordan had wanted to talk earlier in the HN room and Jeff wanted to sleep lol) Jordan’s cute skirt 6:48 PM Jeff and Adam are still working out...Jeff rips a huge weird fart...Jordan comes out and says "hey" to someone off camera...palm trees...Jeff says "love ♥ did you change your cute skirt?"...Jordan says huh?...Jeff asks again...Jordan says that she needs to be able to move and sit and she's cold...Jordan wants more kosher pickles LOL Jeff, Shelly and Adam tell her where they are...she leaves to get one… JeJo handshake 6:57 PM Jordan is sitting by Shelly who is in the hammock, they're talking game...Jeff is still working out...he saunters over to where Jordan is and they shake hands Jeff joins in on the game talk... I’ll love you forever/dimples/Jeff is skinnier 7:36 - 7:40 PM Cam 1 (terrible camera work AGAIN!! instead of doing a close up angle of Jeff and Jordan since the convo centers around them they keep it on the far away angle GRRR it's been awful this whole season with cams constantly on Adam of all people!!!) Jordan, Rachel & Shelly are in the hammock...Jeff is nearby doing ab work...Adam and Rachel have been talking about grilling the chicken and catfish...feeds return from palm trees... Jeff is saying when they get off slop he's going to make that chicken parmesan with bread and everything...Jordan, smiling, says "I'll love you forever" ♥ Jeff says he will, with pasta and saucePFFFFTTTSSSSSSSS hand motion Jordan, who looks like a love sick puppy says "I like your dimples" Jeff asks if they're coming in more because he's getting skinnier?...Jordan says "grin"...Jeff says "no?"...Jordan says "moreso on the left side"...Jeff asks if his face looks skinnier?...Jordan says she can tell in his stomach...Shelly says his face looks a lot skinnier, she noticed that this morning (who asked you? 🙄) Jordan tells Jeff to stand up and show Shelly his stomach...Jeff says no!...Shelly says Jeff's neck is skinnier too...Jeff says "I look like a turtle" Jordan says can't they tell his muscles are more defined?...Shelly says you can tell, she noticed it Jeff says he can tell his body has thinned out a little...Rachel says from slop?...Jeff doesn't know... Shelly gets a little creepy, very Michele-esque here saying "I try not to notice his muscles because I'm waiting to get back home"...they half laugh...Rachel says Brendon gets more defined to slop too...Jeff stands up and says his muscles are going away... More creepiness (wth?)...Shelly says "let's see!"...Jeff and Adam lift up their shirts LOL... Rachel is very sweet saying that Adam looks more defined too...Jeff says it's almost there...Shelly says "you're ugly, you're ugly...Jeff don't ever take your shirt off again, you nasty boy" Jordan says she likes when Jeff eats a lot and has a pooch...Shelly says Jeff is skinny...Jordan tells Jeff to not get too skinny...Jeff jokes around with Adam who's right there, saying he's trying not to but some asshole put them on slop, they pick the most innocent girl in the house and make her cry and put her on slop...Adam says stop that!...Jordan says to not do that, he won fair and square...Jeff says he's playing, they all know they're going to be on slop coming here...they banter about that... Jeff says "you did good love" ♥ Jordan says she tried, she's sorry the others are on slop...they get mad at her for apologizing...Jordan says she was upset...they talk about the HN comp and the veto comp and they wonder what the TV shows are showing right now...they then talk Shelly giving Jordan her camo hoody (that she ended up wearing later this night)...they get up and leave the area shortly after... Jeff - HN shower 7:50 PM Just a cute Jeff moment... Jeff is in the bathroom talking to Adam, he gets in the HN shower stall...Adam says to turn the hot water on the other side...Jeff says "ehh, I don't like to fu**ing cheat, that doesn't do anything anyway, you stick your foot in there one second, big deal...I like to take my punishment"...Adam in his metal voice says "like the man you are"...Jeff turns the water on and says in a girly voice "oh man! OMG it's freezing" LOL “Ohhh, she is a ball of laughs” 8:14 PM Jeff and Adam are in the kitchen prepping food...Jeff notices a big pot on the stove, giggles and asks Adam "this was Jordan's pot that she wanted to put..." Adam says "no, that's the second pot" Jeff says "I know but she wanted the small one?"...Adam says she put it (slop) in the small one...Jeff laughs...Adam says that was how much she made, he said he'd help her put it in a bigger pot...Adam points to the small pot and says that was the pot Jordan used...Jeff says usually she uses an even smaller one...Adam says that when Jordan put the slop in there it was already up to the top before it started boiling...Jeff smiles and says "holy Jesus...ohhh, she is a ball of laughs" JeJo & Rachel figure out the twist 9:16 - 9:22 PM Jeff, Jordan & Rachel are outside talking on the couches in the BY...they talk about possibly not being in jury and they figure out the twist! Rachel essentially figures out the former HG twist, they shoot her down but then agree and Jeff adds onto it and says wouldn't be funny if Brendon and Lawon had to battle it out and Brendon would say "dude, I just had to arm wrestle Lawon"...Jordan even mentions that wouldn't it be funny if they were in the hotel the whole time...they think this twist would be cool...LOL!! Oh if they only knew how right they are! Pretty funny stuff... Kitchen kiss 9:46 PM Jeff is cooking at the stove...Jordan comes in saying she's going in the hot tub, she walks over to Jeff and kisses him on the cheek. Jeff, stop being so mean 10:36 PM Shelly & Lawon, Rachel is in the hot tub, Adam in the hammock...Jordan notices that Shelly is missing an earring...Jeff says his guess is that it's in the house...Jordan says it would have to be because she had it on earier near the hot tub... Jeff sarcastically says that he meant in the BB house...Jordan says she thought he meant inside (the house)...Adam yells over "Jeff, stop being so mean!"...Jeff says that's not mean, it's a joke saying she didn't leave it at the office...Jordan says "I know, isn't he mean"...Jeff adds "or in the car"...Jeff says "that wasn't mean"...Jeff says Adam is a dictator over there and he's pawning it off on him...a little Jeff/Adam banter... Jeff Ree Schroeder 10:43 PM Jordan is on the couches in the BY...Jeff is getting ready to play pool with Adam...Jordan says Jeff-ree Schroeder...Adam says "your middle name is Ree?" Jeff says yeah...Jordan says guess his middle name and she'll give him a hint, it starts with an E...LOL Adam says "Edward!"..Jordan says "yeah, Edward" (in a British accent)...Jordan says "Edward sounds so umm"...Adam finishes "royal"...Adam says "Lord Jeffrey Edward of the Schoeders" Jordan says "Mr. Schroeder" Pool table kiss 11:14 PM Jeff and Adam are playing pool...Jordan is over by the couches, as soon as Porsche comes out and comes outside asking who wants to play the match game, Jordan walks away and goes over to where Jeff is...Jeff reaches out to her and says "what's up love? ♥ "...they kiss.. Jordan says she's going to go lay down, she goes inside…

August 12 Hi love :) 1:15 AM Jeff is in the HN room chatting with Adam & Shelly...Jordan walks in and Jeff turns to look at her saying sweetly "Hi love" ♥ HN room - Jordan’s not useless/Jeff needs a pep talk 1:59 - 2:06 AM Jeff, Jordan & Adam are in the HN room talking game...they're discussing how this week might go and who Dani will nominate...Adam thinks it's Brenchel up repeat of 2 weeks ago...Jeff asks if he honestly thinks that?...Jordan says it will be them or her and Jeff or Brendon and Jeff...Jeff sighs...Jordan says if one of them gets off she will go up as the replacement to guarantee someone goes...Adam says it takes 4 votes again or 3 plus the HOH tie breaker...Jeff sighs again and says that he sees Dani doing something different this time...Jordan says she'll put them up...Jeff says "I know"...Adam says then one of them wins POV and takes themselves off or he or Shelly win POV and takes Jeff off and then they'd put up B or R as a replacement?...Jeff says why wouldn't Dani want to take out one of B & R, it doesn't make sense unless they cut a deal with her but he can't see a deal being cut...Adam can't see Dani saying "oh now we can work together again"... Jeff says he can't see Dani wanting him out unless she's thinking let's just get Jeff out and worry about B & R later...Jordan says if it came down to that and it was her up against Jeff vote her out and keep Jeff and then y'all work together... Adam says it might not matter because if it's a tie then Dani will decide...Jordan says it doesn't matter, you can get Porsche to vote her out...Adam says Kalia wouldn't vote you out...Jordan says "why? yeah she might cuz I yelled at her"...Adam doesn't think so...Jeff says it would be A/S/B/R controlling the vote...Jordan says she will be so mad... Jeff starts not liking this convo and says he doesn't want to talk about that right now...Jordan says she's just saying! if it does happen like that just so Dani doesn't win, she's useless...Jeff says "that's not true, shut up"...Jeff looks down sadly... Shelly walks in and says "what's not true, shut up?"...Jeff says "she said she's useless"...Adam explains the context...Jordan says it's because Jeff is a strong player...Jeff says he said to not talk like that...Shelly says she'll talk to Miss Useless about his tomorrow, they just had this chat...Jordan says "oh I know"...Shelly says Jordan was right there pumping her up and now she's saying this...Adam says they're just running the scenarios...Jeff says she's talking crazy, that's not gonna happen... Adam says if it's Brenchel on the block do they get rid of Brendon again?...Jeff says no, Rachel absolutely, that was the longest week ever in his life, on slop, in this light and dealing with that, they all lost it...Adam says how many pep talks can you give the same person?...Jeff says he's out of pep talks and he needs one...Shelly says it will be ok...Adam gives Jeff a goofy pep talk... Jeff says "uhh, I fu**ing don't want to go on the block again, let me just live my life"...Adam says that's Dani's line and then they all imitate Dani's catchphrases...Adam finds a smiley face in the blankets and says it's a good sign...they start quoting lines from Fight Club and then talk about hamsterwatch.com and if they got thumbs up or down...they talk about how people at home must be thinking that the show is so scripted and set because today couldn't have happened more perfectly scripted...Jeff says it's so funny... HN room - JeJo’s kids 2:07 - 2:10 AM one of my top 5 flashbacks of the season Jeff, Jordan, Adam & Shelly continute chatting in the HN room...they're talking about the HOH comp and how it seems scripted how Dani won...Shelly says that's why the show does so well...Jeff says funny things happen in life, funny things happen on this show...Shelly says it was 6 vs 1 and the one wins...Jeff says it was 6 vs 2...Adam says that if Porsche won Rachel could've gotten her to put up D & K...Jeff says no way, he's happier that Dani won over Porsche...Shelly says Porsche is clueless to what's going on...Jeff is surprised that Dani didn't throw it to Porsche and give the ski one to Kalia so she could play another week, she'd own them anyway...Adam says she should've...Jeff says he doesn't know why, he thinks it's a mistake but maybe not afterall Jordan says maybe it's because her HOH was wasted on Brendon because he came back and Kalia's was wasted on getting Lawon out so now this is her real HOH...Shelly says they were saying their two HOH's were ruined... Jeff says he can't wait until tomorrow to see who's going up because he can't take it...Adam says maybe it's a luxury comp and they get to see a movie...they talk about who they would take to not worry about that later...Jordan says she should've picked Adam to see the "Hoffman" thing...LOL...but they weren't BFF then...Adam says he didn't care, it was fine...Jeff says Jordan got reamed for that...Jordan says she should have taken Jeff, him and Shelly but the next luxury one she guesses in 20 seconds 😂 she will... Jeff says she guesses Hasselhoff but she can't guess how many beads are in a tree? which one did she go out on?...Jordan starts to answer but Jeff realizes she lost the Chicago one...he starts to drown her shaking her head and says she's not going to be allowed back in Illinois LOL Cam 1 Jordan sits up to explain what she put for her answer and how she 2nd guessed herself..Jeff says that's what he did with the Vegas one...Jeff lays his head down in Jordan's lap and says "love ♥ our kids are going to be the smelly ones made fun of in school"... Jordan giggles and rubs Jeff's face... Adam says they won't let their kids be smelly...Jeff says they won't be smelly but they'll be stupid...Jordan says "no they won't"...Jeff looks up at Jordan and says "they'll have good hearts" (kill me now! aww ♥ ) Jordan says that's all that matters...Jeff says "and we'll love them just the same"...Jordan is about to say something about her mom and dad and Adam says they'll get by on their looks when the feeds switch out HN room - sleepy kisses & cuddle 4:34 AM one of my top 5 favorite flashbacks of the season Cam 3 close up/Cam 4 far away angle Jeff gets up to use the bathroom around 4:31am, he comes back to the HN room...Jordan stirs a little, Jeff lays down in bed, gets his blanket's comfy, whispers "hey love ♥ " and kisses Jordan... Jordan is a little startled...Jeff says it's nothing and starts rubbing Jordan's hair... Jordan reaches out to Jeff and kisses him... Jeff rubs her hair again and Jordan snuggles closer reaching out to Jeff...Jeff whispers goodnight... Jeff reaches for Jordan's leg and Jordan reaches for Jeff's hand...palm trees... HN room - sleepy how do you feel love? 9:05 AM Jeff and Jordan are in bed...Jeff is moving around...Jordan reaches out to Jeff and rubs his arm a little...they both move positions and Jeff says "hello lover" ♥ Jeff asks "how do you feel love?" ♥ Jordan says "like crap" Jeff says "this bedroom....you need anything love? ♥ Jordan says she already got up earlier...they continue to try and sleep... Want spinach love? 9:45 AM Jeff and Rachel are cooking breakfast...Jeff is making eggs/an omelet...Jordan walks by and Jeff asks "want spinach on your sandwich love?" ♥ she does Jordan feels sick/Brenchel are sickening ;) 10:17 - 10:20 AM The HG's are on outside lockdown...Jeff & Jordan are sitting on the couch...they are pretty quiet, Jordan isn't feeling too great (period)...Jeff is finishing up eating his bagel...Rachel is being uber annoying with her lovey dovey stuff with Brendon Jordan lays on Jeff's lap saying her stomach hurts...Jeff rubs Jordan's back saying "I know"... Jeff says BB should give her Motrin...Jordan says "God I know or Ibuprofen"...Jeff takes Jordan's hat away and hands her a pillow to rest her head more comfortably...Jordan adjusts Jeff's leg under her and she tries to rest... Jordan isn't there for 15 seconds when she pops up saying it's too hot...Jeff says "hot?"...Jordan asks for her hat, puts it on and then curls up into a ball facing the other way on the couch...Rachel continues being annoyingly lovesick (no wonder J&J never wanted to be even remotely thought of as "that", I can't even listen to it lol)... Jordan gets up, surely sick of them and heads over to the lounger to sit with Shelly...Jeff lays down on the couch saying "I'm gonna fu**ing barf" LMAO! Brendon tells Rachel that Jeff is sick of it...Rachel says it doesn't matter...Jeff says they might lose each other, he might drown Rachel in the hot tub, she might wanna get a floatation device Jordan & Shelley chat - JeJo kids & marriage 10:40 AM Jordan and Shelly are chatting outside on the lounger...they're talking about marriage and kids...Shelly asks Jordan if she heard Jeff last night?...Jordan asks "what did he say?"...Shelly says when Jeff was out here and he said "our kids are gonna be"...Jordan says "he said that!"...Shelly says "I know! were you like shocked?"...Jordan says "yeah kind of, I did pick up on that, I was like..." Shelly says she picked up on it, he said it two times, he said "our kids are going to be cute but maybe not so smart, but they're going to be so cute and happy and run around the house"...Shelly fist pumps and Jordan giggles, she says that Jeff never talks about stuff like that...Shelly says he totally said it on his own...Jordan knows...Shelly says "so you picked up on it?"...Jordan says she did, she just didn't say anything or Jeff would have said "take it easy!", she giggles... Shelly says she heard and was like "yeah", it was so cute and he went on a little bit about it, it wasn't like an off the cuff comment...Jordan knows, she says maybe he was just in the moment saying that...Shelly says that's good, she was happy, she picked up on it instantly...Jordan says "well, I mean, we've disc...I mean I'm not talking about marriage but Jeff is a really good family guy and he won't, I know him, he won't do anything, cuz he told me he will not get married or anything or even think about kids unless I know I can support my family and right now he's in that stage kind of like where I think all his friends, I think he is kind of ready but he's not in a way, he's still kind of is having fun but I don't"... Shelly asks how old Jeff is?...Jordan says 33 and continues saying that if Jeff ever goes out she doesn't ever get on him, she says to go have fun...Shelly says that's why it works, she's not hanging onto him for dear life every 5 seconds, guys hate that...Jordan says she wouldn't like it either...Jordan goes onto describe how her friend Brooke & Tom are, she says Tom is cool...Shelly says you gotta have your independence, your whole life can't be somebody else, you have to have other stuff...they start talking about Brenchel and how they are... Jeff & Shelley talk about Jordan 1:05 PM Feeds switch to Jeff and Shelly who are outside chatting on the couches in the BY...Jeff says he's not good enough to be America's Player, the one guy Dani always talks about was real good...Shelly says that Jordan is out (sleeping)...Jeff says it's good, let her sleep...Shelly says she doesn't feel good...feeds switch briefly to the bathroom and come back...Shelley is saying Jordan is the neatest kid, person, whatever, heart of gold, she doesn't know if she knows anyone like her, she has no agenda at all...Jeff says "I know, it's awesome...it's the best, far and above the best thing about her"... Shelly says it's amazing to her, you don't meet people that are that truly, purely just genuine...Jeff says yeah...Shelly says she has no filter, it's just straight honesty all the time and kind, it's never, she has the hardest time even being critical, she can do it in a nice way...Jeff says this house gets to her though...they talk about how Peyton is like that too and they're such a great family...Shelly says that Jordan's an angel and God has big plans for her...Brendon comes out and the convo changes... Candy room - what’s up love 8:43 PM Jeff, Jordan, Adam & Brenchel are in the candy room talking...Rachel gets called to the DR...Jeff says there's no way Brenchel are sleeping in a single bed, both Porsche & Kalia won't give up their double beds...Jordan asks if they asked them?...Rachel says she did but whatever...both Adam and Jeff say that's not right...they discuss this and Adam says he can sleep in the HN room by himself, he needs time to prep for tomorrow...Adam is getting angry (joking)... Jeff looks at Jordan who is very quiet and says tomorrow is going to be crazy...Jordan doesn't respond and Jeff asks "what's up love ♥ ? your stomach hurt? do you need anything? you want me to get you something to drink?"...Jordan nods no...Jeff caresses her head… ...and then Brendon asks if she's feeling better?...Jordan nods no saying she feels like poo...Jeff asks when was the last time she took Advil?...Jordan took some 45 minutes ago...Adam interrupts saying she took Tylenol right after the house meeting he wasn't invited to… Candy room - house meeting fail 8:45 PM Jeff, Jordan, Adam & Brendon continue chatting in the candy room...talk turns to the "house meeting" Jordan called...Jeff says it was good and asks Jordan if she wants to recap?...Jordan pretends to not know what they're talking about....Adam says the house meeting and she told him...Brendon says it was a scaled down version of the first one...Jeff says scaled way down...Jordan tries to explain why she called the meeting even though nothing was accomplished...Jeff says "high five"...Jordan says to not make fun of her...Jeff isn't, he wants to high five it...they high five...Adam says at least she spoke her mind, she got it off her chest...Jeff asks what Jordan got off her chest?...Jordan tries to explain she wanted to clarify the side deal thing, people were supposed to chime in but nobody did so she guess they don't want to say anything so she looks like the bad person...Jeff sarcastically says "good meeting"... Adam says Jordan is America's sweetheart...Jordan says she doesn't look like it this year, she looks stupid Adam says she got David Hasselhoff in 20 seconds, she's not stupid...Jeff asks Jordan to put the gavel away...Jordan says "what's that?"...Adam explains...Jordan says she's on her period and she's been a HN...Jeff says next time she decides to call a house meeting tell them listen, she's been on slop for 14 days and on her period, maybe she should put her gavel back in the drawer...Jordan says Jeff didn't say anything either...Jeff says he thought it would be a blowout and he was all for it and nothing happened...Jordan says she can't help it that no one wanted to talk...Brendon says nobody wanted to contribute...Jeff wants to high five again but Jordan isn't having it... Jeff changes the subject asking how comfy the bed is?...Jordan says very...Brendon pipes in again saying he understands where she's at but things just go around and around...Jeff says he said that at the end, there's no need to do that shit...Jordan says at least people know she's not doing that...Jeff says he was trying to get the person he wanted involved but nobody said anything...Brendon says he learned from the last house meeting that you're not going to get anything accomplished at house meetings... Candy room - ask Big Jeff 8:55 PM Jeff, Jordan, Adam & Brendon continue chatting in the candy room...they are joking around with Adam aka his other person Phillip...Jordan is quiet, she gets up to leave and Jeff asks "love, where you going?"...Jordan says to go get some NMM's Jeff says "want me to get some for you?"...Jordan says "no"...Jeff asks "why?"...Jordan says "cuz I've have 2 feet"...Jeff says "I do too and not a period, if you need something ask Big Jeff"...Jordan leaves saying "my God"... Candy room - disrespect/sweet little pie 9:03 - 9:05 PM Jeff, Jordan, Adam & Brendon are chatting in the candy room...they're talking about role playing and dressing up in costume...Brendon asks what Adam & Farrah what costumes would he be...Adam says Romeo & Juliet because they're lovers and nothing can separate them and their love...Jeff asks if he's a Capulet or a Montague?...Adam says Montague because that was Romeo...Brendon asks if Farrah calls Adam Leo DiCaprio?...Adam says no...Jeff asks if his gf wants to bang Leo DiCaprio?...Adam says probably...Jeff cracks up...Adam says no, no threesomes... They start talking about the movie Basketball Diaries...Jeff asks if Jordan has seen it?...Jordan says no...Jeff says the movie is fu**ing awesome, it's with Leo DiCaprio and Mark Wahlberg, it's good, he hasn't seen it in forever...they discuss the movie a bit more and then Adam says he knows both their girlfriends and he doesn't disrespect them and they don't know his girfriend so he'd appreciate if they don't disrespect his...Brendon says no...Jeff asks who said that?...Adam says he gets it...Brendon says he'd never disrespect Farrah but (Adam is fair game)...Jeff asks how did they disrespect her?...Adam says by implying they like to give each other golden showers... Jeff says how about this? Adam said he wanted to punch some girl's face in the house, that's kind of disrespectful...Adam says he never said that...Jeff tells Jordan he said that, Adam doesn't want to punch a guy because they'd fight back but a girl he'd have one shot and really knock her out, is that disrespectful?...Adam says "time out", he didn't specify anyone in the house and he's very frustrated about being on the block and he thought it was a funny outlet...Jordan giggles...Jeff says he thinks golden showers are funny...Adam says "well you know what? Jordan is right there, piss away" Brendon says "whoa!"...both Brendon and Jeff say that's disrespectful...Brendon says Jordan is right there...Jeff says "she's right here the sweet little pie, you put her on slop and now you want her peed on?"...Adam says Jeff wants to do that because he keeps passing it on him...Jordan giggles...Adam says he can't do it to his girlfriend because she'll say no so he has to push it on him...WTF? Jordan says "I would never let any man piss on my face"...Jeff asks "what if it was R. Kelly?"...Jordan says nooo, he pissed on somebody?...Jeff tells her the song lyric, they start singing and control room... Candy room - sex chatter 9:06 - 9:13 PM Jeff, Jordan, Adam & Brendon are chatting in the candy room...feeds return from control room...Jordan is asking if they've given facials?...this leads to some raunchy sex talk between the four of them, questions on who has done what, some acts are a little eye opening to Jordan LOL others not so much...the 2 girls 1 cup story is just gross BLECH Candy room - neck rub 9:24 PM Jeff, Jordan and Adam are chatting in the candy room...they're talking about the veto and scenarios...Brenchel walk in and they start chatting with "Phillip"...Jeff starts rubbing Jordan's neck... They talk about the gross video again...Jeff continues rubbing Jordan's neck...Porsche comes in to check if Brenchel are eating food in her bed...the bed situation is discussed and Porsche is being a total bitch about giving up her bed...Jeff and Jordan talk inaudibly to each other while the others chat...

August 18 Bathroom butt slap & hug 12:32 AM Adam and Dani are whispering in the LR and walk towards the kitchen, then the bathroom area...the feeds switch to the bathroom where Jordan is brushing her teeth...Jeff slaps her butt HARD! Jordan oww's and they play fight a little and then Jordan hugs Jeff (cam 2)... Feeds switch off them... Purple room - JeJo cuteness :) 1:04 - 1:09 AM Jordan joins Jeff and Adam in the purple room...Jordan starts doing a goofy strip tease dance and then Adam gets all weirded out and he runs out of the room closing the door behind him LOL Jordan opens the door and walks up to Jeff and they high five, hold hands..Jeff tells her that he has the white strips in his mouth...Jordan can tell... They chat...Jordan asks "what's up?"...Jeff says nothing, he's just laying there, he went in the room to lay down and Brendon and Rachel were in there and asked what he was doing, he wanted to crack jokes but they wanted to sleep so he left, he felt bad because they were in all laughing and Brendon's leaving...Jordan says she wishes she was wearing her unitard earlier when she was in the pool and was getting mad, it would have looked cuter...Jeff says it's better she didn't because it would have looked stupid...Jordan says "it would?"...Jeff says if she was mad and her thing was spinning it would be like a joke Jordan giggles and says it would have been funny...Jeff say she was getting a little sassy...Jordan says she had to stick up for herself and Jeff...Jordan feels good about tomorrow, Jeff is going to win...Jeff feels good too...they whisper a little and then Adam joins them again... Adam says he saw the way Jordan was "mounting" Jeff...Jordan says no! she didn't mean it like that...Adam says first she was doing a dance and then she was mounting him Jordan lays down next to Jeff and hugs him while Jeff sings the Cruddy song... Jeff lets them know he has gas tonight. Jordan does a couple notes of her human trumpet trick...Jeff says Adam always smiles when she does that...Adam says you don't expect it to come out of her...Jeff says how about with her outfit?...Jordan says it's cuter...Adam agrees...Jordan starts singing the strip tease dance again and says she's kidding...Adam gets shy LOL...Adam says Jordan has to do a dance if Julie asks her a question...Jordan says no...they discuss what Julie might ask and what Jordan might say...Adam adds that Jordan will then do the traditional humilitard dance...Adam starts dancing and they giggle... Jeff spins Jordan's cap spinner...Jordan says every time she walks it spins...Jeff says outside it's the best...Jordan says it makes him laugh because she sees him smiles when she comes down...Jordan snuggles into Jeff again and Jeff sings "Never Say Never". They get called out for singing...Jordan sits up and pats Jeff's belly. Jordan wants Adam to do a dance... Purple room - Adam & Jordan do the joint Cruddy dance 1:09 - 1:14 AM Jeff, Jordan and Adam are chatting in the purple room...Adam comes up with the idea of doing a special humilitard dance after discussing what Jordan should do if Julie asks her a question on the live show...Jordan orders Adam to do a dance and he does Jordan then gets up and asks Adam what their dance is...after some practicing feeds cut to the kitchen briefly Jordan and Adam do the Cruddy dance with Jeff doing the honors of singing the Cruddy song they go out into the kitchen to show the others... Purple room - Jeff wants to relax 1:32 AM Feeds switch back to the purple room where Jeff and Jordan are talking...Jeff says "what's up?"...Jordan says nothing...Jeff says she lost all her spurt of puppy energy?...Jordan says she was going to do crunches...Jeff says now?...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says the comp is physical, she shouldn't do them...Jordan says the scale says she put on 7 lbs...Jeff says he put on 5...Jordan says that the scale must be wrong...Jeff says it was the tacos... Jeff wants to go in the room with the light all dim and relax...Jordan asks if Jeff has seen this room all dim...Jeff says he has but he hasn't lain in there...Jordan says they can't go in their room...Jordan says it's everything they want...Jeff says always...Adam joins them... Purple room - leg squeeze/hand hold/forehead kiss 1:49 AM Jeff and Jordan continue playing the alphabet game in the purple room with Porsche, Adam & Kalia...they're doing cities...Jordan says Tallahassee for T and Jeff is excited because that was his thought...Jeff squeezes her thigh tickling her and she oww's...Jordan then holds onto Jeff's hand and then kisses Jeff's forehead ...they keep playing... Purple room - neck rub/dueling farts 1:51 - 1:55 AM Jeff, Jordan, Adam, Porsche and Kalia are in the purple room doing the alphabet game with cities...they're on X, Y, Z...next is forms of transportation... Jeff has moved over to lay his head on Jordan's lap...Jordan rubs Jeff's head/neck while they play... While on the letter E Jeff farts and says it smells like eucalyptus pause...Jordan says eww, I can smell that!...Jordan wants everyone to smell it ewwww, it's rotten...Jeff says it's cheesy...Jordan says it's smells like scrambled eggs...Kalia leaves to get room spray...Jeff gets up to air it out and says it's smells like sour cream...laughs all around... Jeff then lays back down and Jordan farts Jeff says "ohhh, Jordan!" and everyone gets grossed out that it was Jordan...Kalia sprays...Jordan says she did it when Jeff was leaning by her, she wanted to get it on his head...Adam says "this is America's sweetheart ladies and gentlemen, she wanted to fart on her boyfriend's head" LOL Jordan is cracking up...Jeff pretend hits her...Adam says to not hit her...Jeff airs out with the pillow...Porsche says she can't breathe with all the orange in the air...Jordan sings "love is in the air" LOL Adam says it's dueling farts. They sing the dueling banjos song and then get back to playing the game... Purple room - Moon Unit/JeJo have a kid 2:14 - 2:16 AM Jeff, Jordan, Adam, Porsche & Kalia are playing the alphabet game in the purple room, this time with band names...Kalia says Frank Zappa for Z but that's not a band so she comes up with ZZ Top...Adam says Dweezil Zappa had a band...Jeff says "Frank Zappa?"...Adam says Dweezil Zappa was his son and had a band...Jeff says "Dweezil??"....Kalia says that's his name...Jeff says "really?"...Adam says "Dweezil and Moon Unit"... Jeff can't believe the name Moon Unit...he keeps repeating it Moon Unit, stfu!...Adam says Dweezil was the boy, Moon Unit the girl, they say she was married to Selma Blair (wrong! Selma was married to Ahmet divorced now...) Jeff doesn't care LOL, he says "where the f**k did he get Moon Unit from?"...Jordan says "he was probably stoned" LOL! ...Adam says he apparently never did drugs 🧐 Jeff says again "Moon Unit!? holy shit! I've never heard of that"...they imagine Moon Unit being on BB, how funny it would sound...Jeff says that's awesome, it's him, Jordan and Moon Unit have an alliance LOL They laugh about it being "Hoffman" and Moon Unit in the house, Jeff says it's his favorite name...Jeff says to Jordan "what do you think about Moon Unit if he have a kid?"...Jordan says "yeah right'...Jeff says "why not?"...Jordan says Jeff is crazy...Jordan gets up to leave and says adios amigos to everyone, she's going to bed, she's tired... Goodnight kiss 3:12 AM Feeds switch to Jeff who is coming to bed after hanging out in the purple room with Adam and Kalia...Jordan talks to Jeff but it's hard to hear...Jeff shuts off the night light and gets in bed and says everything is so warm...Jordan giggles...Jeff takes off his shirt, reaches for his glass, takes a sip of water...Jordan says something and Jeff says "what?"...Jordan keeps saying "nothing"...they whisper some more and then Jeff says goodnight, he reaches over and gives Jordan a goodnight kiss and they go to sleep. Stupid banter 2:39 PM Feeds return from trivia just after the 2:39pm mark...Jeff is laying in the purple room with Adam biding time until the live show...Jordan is in the bathroom, she has finished showering and is putting on her humilitard...Jeff sings the Crub Chub dance, Jordan is seen smiling and then says something inaudible to Jeff (no mic on)...Jeff says "what?"...inaudible Jordan again, presumably something about them being stupid...Jeff says that she knows that when he was singing it, she was dancing...Adam says "hey if we're stupid...we might be stupid but you got the outfit that says you're stupid"...Jeff says "ahahaha, stupid!"... Jordan says "oh shut up, loser"...Jeff says "whoa! who you talking to? Adam right?"...unconvincingly Jordan says "yeah, Adam"...Adam sadly says "loser" lol...Jeff says "yeahhh"...Adam says "call me Ladam, loser Adam"...Jeff says "Ladam!" and starts singing the dance song again... Jeff wins HOH Jeff wins the HOH in the "All Washed Up" competition! Love, you were killing it! 8:44 PM Jordan is in the bathroom talking to Kalia and Porsche about the HOH comp...Jeff is in the candy room getting his clothes together for after showering...cams go off of them and then Jordan is seen walking towards the candy room... Cam 3/4 Feeds switch to the candy room...Jeff tells Jordan "love, you were killing it"...Jordan says "I was, I was doing good"...Jeff says he knows, he was thinking "f**k yeah" and was hoping she could keep up...Jordan says she was but the soap got in her eye and was burning, it slowed her down and she couldn't see and then that one time she fell flat...Jeff says he didn't see her fall but saw Shelly picking her up...Jordan says she went down hard but she's proud of herself...Jeff says her slippers are on his side and he leaves to shower... Congratulatory kiss 9:08 PM Jeff is getting out of the shower, Jordan is drying her hair...Adam is waiting to take a shower, he and Jeff chat and then Jeff goes over to where Jordan is...they look in the mirror at each other and smile...they kiss Jordan dries Jeff off with the dryer saying that she's excited for him to get his letter and pictures...Adam says the Vit Tan Don...Jeff says he didn't sign so maybe not... You want some Visine love? 9:19 PM Jordan is in the candy room, she leaves to go to the bathroom to change into her unitard...Jeff is in the kitchen...Jordan says this is the tight one, at least she ran...Jeff says she got a good workout...Jeff asks "hey you want Visine love ♥ ?"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says he has some Visine...Jordan says she'll get some later, thank you! You love Gatorade love/visine? 9:34 PM Jeff is in the kitchen chatting with Porsche and Adam...Jordan arrives with 3 big jugs of Gatorade...Jeff says "thank you stupid"...Jordan says they're heavy...Porsche leaves to nap...Jordan pours herself a glass of Gatorade and Jeff says "you love Gatorade love ♥ "...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff again asks "you want Visine? you eyes are all red"...Jordan asks if they look bad?...Jeff says no, but they're red, it will take it out...Jordan says umm, yeah...Jeff asks if she wants him to go get her some?...Jordan says sure...Jeff leaves to get the Visine… Jeff puts Visine in Jordan’s eyes 9:37 PM Jeff comes back with the Visine...he calls her "Johrdan?"...Jordan says that he might get really aggravated at her but she can't do it herself, will he do it?...Jeff says he'll put it right there... Jeff says "what's up? put your head back"...Jeff says "open your eyes"...Jordan shies away...Jeff says it's not even in there...Jordan says it is...Jeff says it's not...Jordan is having difficulty, she says it burns...Jeff says no, it doesn't...Jordan says it does, her eye is burning...Jeff says it's good for you, put it in your other eye...Jordan says to let her lay down and do it....Jordan heads out to the purple room, she asks "where you at?"...Jeff says he's going to throw the veto cuz she's going up, he giggles...Jeff joins Jordan... Jordan lays down and says she gets weird about stuff like this, weird about her eyes, so don't be mean...Jeff says he's putting it in the corner, watch...he tries but she keeps closing her eyes, she says to hang on...Jeff says to open her eyes, let it drop in, she's squeezing it out...Jordan says sits up saying it's in...Jeff says let him just do it, it's good for her eyes...Jordan says it is in, she feels it, it burns...Jeff says "wait, this isn't Visine!" Jordan says "you're lying"...Jeff laughs saying it is Visine Jordan says it burns right there...Jeff says it's her mascara...Jordan looks at herself and says "ohh, no I just did my makeup"...Jordan exhales and heads to the bathroom...Jeff says he'll hold onto the Visine for her, he follows her in...Jordan says she hates stuff in her eye...Jordan cleans her eye makeup and Jeff leaves... Jordan wouldn’t even do that 10:27 PM Jeff comes out of the DR and heads to the kitchen, he is awaiting the reveal of his HOH room...he says his legs already feeling noodly (from the competition)...Shelly says Jordan's not holding lotion and saying "should I massage your calves?"...Jeff says "yeah right...if I won the game she wouldn't even do that"... Shelly says "huh?" Jeff says "If I won the game Jordan wouldn't even do that" LOL Who wants to see Big Jeff’s HOH room? 10:58 PM Just before the 10:59pm mark Jeff comes out of the DR and says "who wants to see Big Jeff's HOH room?" Jeff says "I hate to wake up everyone from their naps but put on a fake face and get up here!" Everyone heads over to the HOH room for the big reveal...Rachel says Jeff got it quick...Jeff says everyone needs to skip LOL Dani says Jeff is getting Bob Marley right?...Jeff says for sure, it'd be weird if he didn't...they wait for everyone to get there...Jordan has been sleeping in the candy room and brings up the rear...Kalia says Jordan said she isn't coming ...Jeff says he knows, she's been there before...Jeff yells out to Jordan "act happier" Jordan climbs the stairs and is told to go up near Jeff...Jeff asks if everyone is ready? they are...but the door won't open LOL... Jeff’s HOH room reveal 11:01 - 11:20 PM Jeff gets his HOH room...they all walk in to Jeff's room with ooh's and ahh's... Jeff points out who the people in his pictures are...his nieces Marley & Macy in one photo, his brother, ma & Macy in one, his dad and his brother Scott in another...they notice he has black slippers (he's the first male HOH this season)...Rachel asks "is this little Jeff?"...Jeff says "yeah, you know how I roll"...Rachel giggles over Jeff's hair, she says it's cute LOL Shelly says Jeff and his ma look a lot alike...Dani says Jeff and his brother look identical...Rachel aww's over the letter(s) his nieces wrote...Rachel asks who Brown Spots is?...Jeff isn't sure...Jeff starts reading his letter from Marley...he can't quite read it and says "what?" ala the "Coup de...what?" LOL Kalia helps Jeff out saying that Marley wrote "Congratulations"...Jeff reads the letter, it's cute of course...Jeff says that Marley spells congratulations like him m. Dani asks who Brown Spots is?...Jeff doesn't know...general confusion about this...Dani says it's so cute...they talk about Marley and then Jeff reads the Macy part of the letter...it says that Macy picked flowers for Uncle Jeff and Jordan aww Shelly says Jeff got a hat, it's his Aurora one. Jeff says "Jordan, you got it back"...Jeff says he gave this hat to Jordan and when they found out they were coming back he asked for it back, it's too small for him, it fits Jordan better...( LOVE Jeff in this hat though ) They look at his basket, the usual different food items...Jeff is happy to get a Chicago shirt ...Jeff shows them his rosary beads he got in the Vatican, they smell nice, his CD is Bob Marley Legend...Jeff has a nice new razor...Jeff says "that was cute of my nieces, I didn't mean to downplay it, I'm kind of overwhelmed"... Jeff has corn nuts, peanuts, jumbo chapstick, beef jerky, sunflower seeds, coffee drinks, all kinds of cheese & crackers, V-8, jardiniere, diet Dr. Pepper, Fresca's, unsweetened iced tea, flavored icee's, cereal... Jeff reads his letter from Scott...nice job Scott! Jeff talks about Scott & his older brother that did not sign the waiver, he's "mad at Big Jeff"...they ask about his nieces being his only ones?...Jeff says his brother has 5 kids, 2 from another marriage and 3 from his own...Scott is 38, Eric 40...they talk about how Jeff looks like his family...Jeff really likes the shirt...Jeff puts on some of his chapstick and tries on his HOH robe... Jeff offers his food to all and then looks at one of the pics and says "look at what a nerd Big Jeff was" LOL...Jeff looks at the letter from his nieces again and wonders who Brown Spots is...Shelly figures it must be a stuffed animal...Jordan suggests it might be in the basket...no such luck...the mystery of Brown spots continues... Jordan grabs the Lucky Charms box and starts eating...Jeff looks at his grooming kit, it's by Jack Black...Shelly can't get over the little Jeff picture ...Dani asks if Jordan is just eating the marshmallows?...Jordan says "I love Lucky Charms" Adam is eyeing the beef jerky...Jeff offers Adam the jerky, to take it...Adam doesn't want people to say he was eating it all...Jeff jokingly says that later Adam can give him a little "jerky". Adam says "that's what Jordan is here for...ohhh!"...Jordan bluntly says "he's not getting anything from me in here" 🤭 ...Jeff says "who me?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "you're not getting any Jardiniere"...Adam says "Jordaniere?" Jeff takes out his cheese plate...Jordan says she's going to get herself some cereal, she'll bring it back up...Jeff says "ok love ♥ I'm going to make me cheese and crackers"...Jordan leaves...Jeff talks a little about his rosary and crosses, how he got them at the Vatican and a priest blessed them...Kalia says she didn't know Jeff was "super" Catholic...Jeff says "I believe"... Shelly leaves...the rest continue sharing in some of Jeff's food...they talk about corn nuts...Kalia has never heard of them...Jeff says he asked for them because he got them in the hotel...Rachel says they got 30 packs...Dani didn't get any...Jeff says he ate them all and then ate all of Jordan's ...more chatter and then they bring up Brown Spots again...Dani says to ask in the DR...Jeff says it's got to be her little toy... Dani leaves saying congrats...Kalia says that Marley looks like Dakota Fanning, she leaves...Jeff tells Adam to take the bag of beef jerky...Porsche and Adam leave...Rachel stays and they chat about the HOH comp, she tells him he earned it...Jeff says if he didn't win it, he'd be pissed...Rachel says it was hard...Jeff says that Rachel helped him in the comp, keeping up good pace... Jordan comes back with her cereal bowl and the Lucky Charms box...Jordan's eyes still hurt...Rachel and Jordan are relieved Jeff won...Shelly comes up and breaks up the party 🫤