September 2 Jeff hides in the GR 5:01-5:13pm Jeff puts away his dishes, grabs a snack and sits back down at the counter where Jordan is still eating. Jordan wonders if they use the BB house for anything else...Jeff says he was wondering the same thing, what do they do with the house off season...Jeff thinks they could use all the cameras and lighting for something else...Jeff says he wants to run around behind the scenes so bad, like the control room...Michele says that would be cool...Jeff says while you yo-yo's are in here...Michele talks about being able to see the bathroom...Jeff says he wouldn't be a sicko...Jeff says "whatever, if they want to see my dumps go for it"...Jordan is quiet so of course Jeff wants her input and says "huh Jordan?"...Jordan hmm's (she's eating salad) and Michele continues talking trying to keep Jeff's attention by saying she was telling herself not to talk in the bathroom (stall) or else they were going to pick it up. Jeff (again steering the convo to Jordan, aww) says "Jordan always talks to me while I'm taking a shit". Jordan rubs Jeff's back and Jeff says "what'd you rub me for?"...Jordan says "cuz I wanted to!"...Jeff flirting with Jordan says "what are you thinking about?"...Jordan says "nothin" and starts smiling behind the napkin she has up to her mouth...Jeff smiles and says "liar"...Jordan says "nothing"...Jeff asks if he can have some of her soup...Jordan says yes but he might want to stir it...Jeff says he'll stir it up for her...he tries it and says it's good but his was better because he had a taste for it. Jeff gets up saying he could almost work out but he took a shower...he goes into the GR to lay down asking Jordan where her blanket is...Jordan eats her soup, puts away her dishes and washes them and grabs a Toblerone candy bar to eat for dessert 🍫 @ the 5:11pm mark Jordan goes looking for Jeff...she walks by the GR, doesn't see him and says "is Jeff poopin'?" She goes into the bathroom saying "Jeff, Jeff!?...is he pooing?" Jordan heads back into the GR and realizes he's hiding under a huge mound of pillows 🤣 Jordan pulls a couple of pillows back and laughs...Jeff is hiding under there and cracks up laughing...Jeff says "did you know I was in here?" Jordan says "I walked back there and I was like is he pooing?"...Michele walks in asking what Jeff is doing...Jordan says "look"...Michele laughs...Jeff asks Jordan if she even saw?...Jordan says the pillows looked too neat...Jeff says "when I popped out you didn't know I was back here? you were just waiting for me?"...Jordan says she didn't see him (go in the GR), she just walked in the room, saw his cup and thought the pillows looked too neat like a body...Jeff grins big and says he didn't know how to set them up (to fool her). Jordan offers Jeff some Toblerone, he wants just a little piece, Jordan gives him more, he doesn't want so much, she snaps it in half and he eats it. Jordan lays back on a pillow...Jeff says he should have made it more spread out but he made a little hole so he could see her...Jordan asks if he saw her coming...Jeff says "yeah, you peeked in and you said Jayefffff!!" Jordan smiles. Michele joins them... Sweet snuggly nap in the GR 5:18-5:58pm Jeff & Jordan are laying in the GR, Michele is there as well and they are chatting, mostly game talk. Talk dies down, it's obvious that Jeff & Jordan want to be alone because they're not advancing the conversation with Michele but she isn't getting it. She lays her head down on the pillow...Jordan looks at Jeff who is getting heavy eyes, she rubs his chin...Michele says she's getting sleepy...Jordan says she is too...Michele asks Jordan is the pillows and comforters on her bed are hers...Jordan explains that she put those there because she had her suitcase on there when she was packing. Jordan gets up, puts her cup on the counter and lays back down, this time in "the position" LOL, she lays with her butt towards Jeff and gets comfy with the green pillows she says she loves. Jeff looks at Jordan but doesn't say a word and closes his eyes...he smells his fingers and says he reeks like garlic...Jordan says "me?"...Jeff says "me"...Jordan reaches back to touch Jeff and says "you stinky"...Jeff puts his fingers to Jordan's nose and she says "ewww"...Jeff starts hitting Jordan on the butt/hip and Jordan oww's. Jordan removes the pillow that is between her and Jeff and positions herself closer to Jeff so he is spooning her...Jeff says "what's up? you're horking all the pillows"...Jordan says Jeff is warm...Michele gets the hint and finally leaves them alone...Jeff says he's trying to stay warm under the pillows...Jeff puts his hand around Jordan and Jordan holds his hand. Jeff makes a vrooom sound and Jordan laughs and says it sounds like something from the Jetsons...Jeff says mmm, hmm. Jeff says who is the Jetson's boss? Jordan says it's George Jetson, what's the daughter's name?...Jeff says they had a daughter? there was Jane his wife, Elroy but he can't remember the daughter's name, what was the boss' name?...Jordan forgot the boss' name...Jeff asks what the Flintstone's boss' name? Jordan doesn't even know that...Jordan throws her slippers off onto the ground and asks if they're taking a nap?...Jeff mmm, hmm's. Jeff asks again what the Jetson's boss' name is? Jordan still doesn't know from the last time he asked her which was 30 seconds ago, LOL, she hasn't seen the Jetsons in freaking years, does Jeff remember Gilligan's Island? Jeff mmm, hmm's, he liked it...Jordan says she did too...Jeff is getting sleepy, Jordan holds Jeff's hand again...Jeff asks if she ever watched the Munsters...Jordan says kind of, it was in black & white?...Jeff says yeah, it was...Jordan says she saw the movie the Monsters...Jeff says Munsters...Jordan says Munsters. Jordan pats Jeff's hand and rubs it...she says "last night buddy"...Jeff mmm, hmm's and says "this is it" 😢 Someone has a rumbly stomach and Jordan asks who's it was...Jeff is obsessed with the boss' name and asks what the hell was his name? LOL Jordan says she couldn't tell him...Jeff says he wasn't a big Jetson's fan.......but he did have a boss. Michele walks by and Jeff asks her if she ever saw the Jetsons?...what was his name? Michele sees him in her head but doesn't know...Jeff asks her what the Flintstone's boss' name was? Michele doesn't know that either...Jeff remembers it's Mr. Slate but he thinks the other one is like Mr. Spacebody or something like that, whatever, nevermind...Jordan rubs and holds Jeff's arm...Michele leaves and says goodnight...Jeff mmm's, changes hand positions so his hand is on top of Jordan's and he looks at Jordan like this... THIS ONE PIC SAYS IT ALL DOESN'T IT? 😍 ♥ The camera rotates to go on Jeff & Jordan again, Jeff imitates the camera sound...they seem to doze off finally to nap but Jordan seems to be mostly awake at first, she is secretly smiling and lapping up the coziness with Jeff. :) Jordan does eventually nap. @ the 5:55 mark Jordan and Jeff shift around a little to get more comfy and take out the kinks. Just past the 5:57pm mark Jeff snuggles closer to Jordan and looks like he's going to kiss her but holds back and  pinches her cheek instead, he then puts his head near Jordan. Jeff then says he'll be a sec and gets up and leaves. Sweet snuggly back scratch in the GR 6-6:15pm Jeff has stepped away from snuggling to go to the washroom, Jordan is still laying peacefully in the GR...Jeff comes back STILL talking about the Jetson's boss LOL...he says "was Mr. Spacely his boss?"...Jordan smiles, giggles and says yeah...Jeff saying that it was right? he climbs back into his snuggling spot, he squeezes Jordan's butt and bites it as he gets comfy. Love bite 🫦 Jeff laughs, squeezes her butt again and cuddles in super close, Jordan grabs his arm and puts it under her. Jordan asks if he's even comfortable...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says you are? but Jeff doesn't respond. OMG Jeff brings up the Jetson's boss yet again! and says "I knew it was something like "space" something and you guys laughed at me"...Jeff starts rubbing Jordan's back where her t-shirt has gone up... ...and Jordan immediately takes Jeff's hand away...Jeff says "what? it tickles?"...Jordan says "not on here, not in here"...Jeff says "to scratch your back?"...Jordan says "I don't want it to look..."...Jeff says "you wanna scratch my back?"...Jordan says hmm, yeah...Jeff says yeah?...Jordan says she'll scratch it. Jeff shifts over to the other side and lays on his belly...Jordan says to let her get comfy...Jeff says to get comfy and take her mic before it stabs him...Jordan says "scoot over, you know the drill"...Jeff says "hold on Mrs. Spacely, don't boss me" Jordan tells Jeff to scoot over more and up, he does and she starts rubbing...Jeff snickers and says (imitating Jordan) "nuh uh, not here...scratch my back"...he looks at Jordan and taps her forehead...Jordan says he knows what she means with her shirt lifted up...Jeff says "oh yeah" and he purrs...Jordan says "I don't want, I don't know"...Jeff says "I get it". Jordan scratches and rubs, rubs and scratches, going up into his hair (which Jeff loves) as well. Jeff says "you're getting good at it Jordo"...Jordan says "whaddya mean?"...Jeff says she scratches his back and then moves up to the hair, she knows what's up. Jordan seems to be soaking Jeff up, she can't get close enough to Jeff and Jeff seems to be in heaven 😇 Jordan keeps rubbing and scratching...she pauses for a sec and Jeff says mmm, mmm to keep her going...she does and very well I might add. Jordan pauses and holds Jeff. Another one of my favorite moments on the feeds... 🥰 Jeff turns to look at Jordan, Jordan looks at Jeff and pinches his cheek, they are quiet but IMO the fact they are going to be separated soon hits them...Jeff keeps shaking his leg, Jordan runs her finger over Jeff's face, she looks at Jeff and touches his ear... ...she plays with his necklace and neck...Jeff is so quiet...Jordan starts playing with his hair and starts rubbing his back again...Jeff turns his head the other way and has his eyes open...they are very glossy, he looks pensive...Jordan holds Jeff and then she shifts and asks Jeff if he's sleeping? Jeff says no and turns to face Jordan again...Jordan buries her head in the pillow and says she needs to brush her teeth, she lays her head down and keeps rubbing Jeff and patting him...Jeff unnerves her with his looking at her, lol, she moves and says "c'mon"...Jeff manages to scissor lock her with his legs...Jeff starts tickling her, she screeches and Jeff asks "aren't you gonna miss that?"...Jeff says "it's over"...Jordan pulls Jeff down to hug him. Jeff kisses her and laughs...Jeff tickles her again and then sits up, puts on Jordan's slippers and shows her, LOL...Jordan says 'that's hot"...Jeff lays back down and Jordan starts doing her Chewbacca imitation...Jeff calls Jordan out for addressing the camera which she says she didn't...Jeff says he can't stand it...Jordan puts her feet up and says Jeff has to grab her (to help her off)...Jeff does and practically whips Jordan off the bed, LOL...he helps her up and they finally leave the GR. Jeff grills for the last time 6:18-6:29pm Jeff gets the grill going, comes back inside and puts a tank top on, putters around the kitchen then heads to the bathroom...Jordan is coming out of the bathroom into the kitchen and they have a cute little encounter in the hallway. 😊 Jordan giggles...she heads outside and sits on the chair outside...so freaking adorable, the second she sits down she starts pulling at her hair and secretly smiling. I wonder who she could possibly be thinking about? 😉 She was definitely looking like she was hit by this... Jordan yawns, looks up at a plane that flies over, generally seems to be deep in thought...Jeff comes out, she is chewing ice and smiling again. Jeff cleans the grill vigorously...Jordan keeps pulling at her hair, twirling it and secretly smiling...she can barely contain herself...Jeff puts the meat on the grill...Jordan just watches him...Jeff closes the grill and walks over to where Jordan is...Jordan smiles...Jeff says "what?...you've always got that little joke going on in your head"...Jordan says no...Jeff makes a playful fist at Jordan, she giggles...Jeff sits down on the table and sighs...he says "it's over"...he's all sad and what does Jordan do? She secretly smiles again. LOL She stays like this for a bit...and then Jeff says "wtf are you laughing at?"...Jordan sings "nothing"...Jeff gets some Gatorade from the fridge outside and says that every time he drinks it he's going to think of that day he went on slop...Jordan says "oh yeah". Jeff heads back to the grill to tend to the meat. Jeff gardens for the last time 6:29-6:33pm Jeff has just finished turning the meat on the grill, he closes it, puts the tongs down and starts walking towards the patio area, stops himself, looks at the garden and then in a sad tone says "the garden, it's gone" he smiles at Jordan and says "should I water it one last time?"...Jordan giggles and says "hey, that's funny that you were saying that cuz I was thinking of stuff in my head, I don't know just about everything you've done in here and I was like God, the most important things he cares about are the garden and the pool, I was just thinking about that"...as Jordan is saying this Jeff grabs the hose and starts watering the pathetically dead garden...Jeff says "I'll give it one last go, it's very symbolic though, I'm dead, the garden's dead". 😭 Jeff keeps watering and says "it's like a wasteland". Jeff continues watering and Jordan continues fiddling with her hair and secretly smiling. ☺️ Once he sufficiently waterlogs the garden, lol, Jeff says "that's it", shuts the hose off, rolls it up, says "my last water" and goes back to the grill to tend to the meat. Jeff uses the pool vacuum for the last time 6:34-6:43pm Jeff tends to the grill again and then heads to the box where the pool vacuum is kept. Figures he wants to do that one last time too. Jeff puts the hose in the pool, gets it going...gets up and says "it's official, my work is done"...he walks over to the box, closes it and says "thanks for playing". Jeff walks back to the patio area, has a sip of his drink and then goes back to the grill. He closes it again, steps away from it, puts his hands on his hips and looks pensive...Jordan says "Jeff...one of us is going to get to see our cell phone tomorrow"...that perks Jeff up, he says "see what?"...Jordan says "our cell phone"...Jeff says "oh, yeah, maybe huh?...f**k, I didn't think about that"... Jordan says she almost forgot what her cell phone looks like...Jeff says he's going to forget how to text...Jordan says she got a newer phone a couple of months before coming there...Jeff says he doesn't know if his is on, he told his parents to shut it off if they could, he doesn't know, he doesn't know what's going on...Jordan says "I told my mom to put it on"...Jeff says "yeah, that vacation whatever"...Jeff then says he left a list of things for his parents to do like cancel the gym but how are they going to do that when it's them and not him, he didn't know for sure if he was coming so he didn't want to do it himself in case...Jordan asks if Jeff's mom was getting all flustered with everything she had to do...Jeff says yeah, he wrote down numbers like if she had a problem call Barry because he watches the show all the time and he'll know what to do...Jordan laughs...Jeff says he told his mom that she had to send pictures of him and things he liked in his HOH basket and his mom was like 'what do you like? I don't even know!'....Jordan laughs...Jeff says he told his mom he doesn't know either just talk to Barry...Jordan in her New Jersey voice says "that's hilarious" Jeff goes back to grilling and then notices the spider (they saw during the eagle/squirrel convo) and says that the spider is so big, he cruises. The meat is finally finished being grilled, Jeff goes inside asking if she wants to try some, he says he's not hungry but it looks good so he is going to try some. 6:45-6:58pm Pork chops/fear of flying/Ted the pilot Jeff comes back outside to eat his pork chops, he sits by Jordan on the couch. Jordan asks Jeff is everybody is sleeping? Jeff doesn't know, he gives Jordan a bite of one of his pork chops to try...she says it's good...a noisy plane flies overhead, Jordan says it's a big one...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says it's a big plane...Jeff gives Jordan another bite saying "now try this one, I have no idea what it's going to taste like"...Jordan says "not bad", Jeff then tries and scrunches his face signalling it's ok...Jordan asks for a sip of his drink, Jeff gives her his cup...Jeff says it's not his favorite, he never tried it before...Jordan asks what he put in it...Jeff says honey, syrup, brown sugar, bbq sauce and soaked in pineapple juice. Jeff says "weird" and keeps eating asking if Jordan wants more...she says no, thank you...Jordan looks up saying it's weird when you see planes from the bottom, some are fatter, some are so skinny. Jeff asks if he had a movie on her plane?...Jordan says no...Jeff says me either, he gets so pissed off...Jordan says it's only for longer flights...Jeff says how long was your flight?...Jordan says 5 hours...Jeff says yeah, wtf?...Jordan says she went to Atlanta first...Jeff says it depends on how big your plane is...Jordan says there were a lot of people on her plane...Jeff says if you had a 747 there's usually a movie on there, the bigger, more people you have, you have a movie...Jordan says there were at least 170-200 people on her plane...Jeff asks what kinds of rows were there?...Jordan explains that one plane was roomier than the other, the one from Atlanta to LA was longer but lots of people, maybe 3 and 2...Jordan asks Jeff if doesn't he get scared that with all the luggage & everything, it's going to weigh the plane down? she hates flying, she gets so scared, she is nervous about flying back home. Jeff says he does too, he doesn't like it at all but look how many planes they just saw take off in 5 minutes, let alone the whole world how many planes are going...Jordan says she wants to listen to some Journey right now...Jeff says the pork chops are not the worst, just different?... Jeff starts shuffling cards (<--kill me now! lol)...Jeff says "the more I eat it, the more I like it"...Jeff asks Jordan if she wants another bite? Jordan says no, thanks...Jeff asks why?...Jordan says "did you see how much I ate earlier?"...Jeff says no. Jordan looks up again and says the plane going over is little...Jeff says it looks like a fighter plane...Jordan says she wouldn't want to ride in that...Jeff says he doesn't even know what that is, it looks like an army plane...Jeff says one time he went on a small plane from Tampa Bay to Panama City, he died, he thought he was going to die, the pilot said "you ready?" and he closed the curtain before taking off, he swears there were 19 people on there and they were bumping through a thunderstorm...Jordan says the whole time she's tense, she can't relax...Jeff says his palms sweat...Jordan says yes, she looks out the window and then tells herself to not look out the window because she's scared she's going to see something and the whole time she's freaking out...Jeff says me too...Jordan says he sees other people that are sleeping like it's nothing...Jeff says that's what he looks at, he thinks how the f**k are they not freaking out, kids are having fun, meanwhile he's freaking out...Jordan says she's always thinking about the worst...Jeff too... Jordan says she likes take off...Jeff says it's better when you fly with someone, when you're by yourself, you stress more...Jordan says she met a friend on the plane, an old man, he talked about travelling the world, he made her feel better, Jordan asks if Jeff talks to people?..Jeff says yeah, before when he was scared, he's gotten more used to it but he would make random conversation to get his mind off of it, he'd tell the person next to him he's scared of flying just so he could hear "don't worry" but he'd freak out if they were scared too LOL Jeff says he doesn't like it because he has no control of what's going on, if he sat in the cockpit one time he'd be better...Jordan says that would be even more scary...Jeff says no, he'd be like "what is that Ted?" and the pilot would say "hey Jeff it's just this" and he'd be "ohh, alright, thanks Ted"...Jordan laughs and says "you're a dork, you're such a dork"...Jeff says "why?"...Jeff says he's serious, then he would know what's going on...Jeff is about to tell a story but Jordan interrupts and Jeff says the story is over...Jordan says on the way there she didn't know they had satellite radio on the plane, she didn't know what it was, she plugged it in and had a ton of stations to choose from, Jeff doesn't respond because he's bitter she interrupted him LOL...Jordan points out another plane that's going fast...Jeff says it's smaller. Jordan says when you land at home there's lots of green land around, when she landed in LA it was all buildings and no land...Jeff says it's cool flying into Chicago going over the lake so they have to circle and you see the whole city and the water is behind it, 2 minutes later, you're landing at O'Hare and he's so close to the airport he can see his house's area when landing...Jeff starts singing and feeds cut out...feeds come back Jeff is shuffling cards...Jordan says she's going to go shave, she takes Jeff's plate and goes inside. Jeff plays pool for the last time/Jordan lounges 7:15-7:24pm Jeff has been playing pool alone, Jordan has been shaving her legs...she comes outside and Jeff tells her that he won, Jordan claps and heads to the lounger and asks if Jeff knew that there was something that pulls out for drinks...Jeff knows...Jordan says she never knew that, she also informs Jeff that her legs are silky smooth now and she doesn't have to bother shaving tomorrow (for the live show)...she asks Jeff to feel and he does, but first with the pool stick, LOL, and then with his hand...he says "wow, wanna do it?"   Jordan of course says no...Jeff says "what? why not?". Jeff says he thinks Jordan is right, there was a fire somewhere because there's ash in the air from the fires, on the lounger, on the pool table, for real...Jeff says Jordan said that it smelled like that right? Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff sits down on the lounger and points them out saying it might be ashes. A wonderful thought 😩 comes to Jeff's mind, he says "what if the rest of the world blew up? except us?" Jordan looks up at a plane flying overhead and says "that would be weird"...Jeff says "we wouldn't even know...we'd be like dude, what's going on? right?"...Jordan grabs and squeezes Jeff's upper arm and says they'd hear planes...Jeff says they'd hear nobody, it's kind of a weird thought...Jordan says "yeah it is"...Jeff pats Jordan's head with the pool stick and says "it's humid out huh?", he didn't think so at first but now he does. Feeds cut out a couple of times, when they return Jeff is playing pool again, Jordan lays back on the lounger and gets comfy. Jeff plays pool for the last time.🙁 Just before the 7:24pm mark Jeff finishes playing, looks at Jordan and says what? walks over to where she is and starts opening her legs (insinuating a sexual position, lol)...they both giggle and Jeff lays down on his side. Jordan immediately pinches Jeff's cheek and rubs his chin. Jeff just looks at Jordan...intense moment here... J&J - future plans on the lounger Pt1 7:24-7:32pm J&J are having a "moment", Jeff breaks it up by sniffing Jordan's hand and says "what is that vanilla lotion?"...Jordan puts her leg on Jeff and says "hmm, no that's cocoa butter"...Jeff says "cocoa butter for when you get all ashy?"...Jordan says "yeah, it's that baby oil stuff". Jeff lays down, rubs his eyes and asks if that shit doesn't clog your pores?...Jordan says "I don't think so, I don't know"...Jeff says he's eating everything in sight and he wants a bowl of cereal...Jordan says "well, eat it"...Jeff says no, he's fat as hell...Jordan pokes Jeff's armpit and says no, he's not, he's skinny. Jeff turns to release Jordan's leg, sprawls out and says he wants to weigh himself but it can wait until tomorrow...Jeff reaches out his arm to be closer to Jordan and Jordan continues to play with his armpit/side...Jordan asks Jeff if he already showered?...Jeff says "mmm, hmm...why? you wanna take one with me?"  ...he turns to look at Jordan and says "what?"...Jordan says "you wanna get in the hottub or the pool later?"...Jeff immediately springs up and lays on his side facing Jordan and says "yeah"...he rubs Jordan's leg and says "and then what?"...Jordan says "swim"...Jeff rubs her leg again and says "you mean (in air quotes) 'swim'" ...they laugh... Jeff slaps Jordan's butt and Jordan says owww...oooh. Jeff says they can't swim right now, his trunks are packed away...Jordan says her stuff is too, she just has to grab it...Jordan pats Jeff's chest...Jeff says he guesses they could get it, it's no big deal...Jordan says it will give them something to do...Jordan pokes Jeff's other armpit... ...and says his arms are wet, she can see it in the light...Jeff says "touch it"...Jordan has been, lol, she smells her finger and says he doesn't stink though...Jeff says "way to go women's deodorant"...Jordan woohoo's in that funny voice she makes and Jeff makes a funny face at her and flicks her in the face, LOL. Jordan oww's and pinches his cheek...Jeff oww's and pokes her in the ribs...they both laugh. Jordan says she likes the little couch thing (they're on)...Jeff turns again to lay on his back, he says "really?"...he yawns and then asks Jordan the question that gets them talking about future plans... Jeff says "where would you be right now if you could be anywhere? not anywhere, not like Brazil (random, lol) but like anywhere that you know?...Jordan keeps prodding Jeff's armpit and says "back at home, something like that?"...or anywhere like in the US?"...Jeff says "anywhere in the US, let's say"...Jordan says since she's already out here and she hasn't seen much, she would wanna see the Hollywood sign, go to a bunch of shops, see everything...Jeff says "Hollywood Boulevard?"...if she would stay he would show her all that stuff, go to Hollywood Blvd, take her to Melrose, she can see the Hollywood sign from anywhere...Jordan says "oh really?"... Jordan says if not that, she would like to go to New York because she's never seen Times Square or if not that then be at home...she then asks what's today? Wednesday right?...Jeff says yeah, is today day 60?...they count and realize it is day 60...Jeff says "wow, we made it to day 60"...Jordan says "that's good Jeff"...Jeff says "yep"...Jordan says "if you stay tomorrow you better win"...Jeff says "I doubt it Johrdan...didn't they already tell you you're staying?...Jordan says "no, not really, not for sure" (a little fib here)...Jeff says "I thought you said that?"...Jordan says "no"...Jeff raising his hand in the air and clasping it with Jordan's says "well, whatever it is, good luck to the other"...Jordan says "and if the other stays, I hope they win"...Jeff says "yes"...Jordan says "cuz that would suck"...Jeff says "and when we (catches himself)...when one of us win...when one of us win, the Bears & the Panthers usually play each other in the playoffs and we're definitely doing that"...Jordan says "K, promise"...Jeff says "promise" 🤝...Jordan says "for sure"...Jeff says "the winner has to fly the other one out and put them up in John Gotti suites"...Jordan laughs and says if it's in Charlotte, she could probably get a hotel downtown just so they could get drunk and walk everywhere...Jeff says yeah, for sure... Jordan continues saying that if not, she doesn't live too far from downtown, he could stay with them and get rides downtown...Jeff says "but if you win 500G's, it's John Gotti suitesssssss (hand gesture)"...Jordan promises John Gotti suites and playoff tickets...Jeff says "good seats, no nose bleeds, no cheapies, playoff tickets are expensive, they're going to be 500 a pop"...Jordan says with 500G's, 500 bucks will be nothing...Jeff says it will be a G but she could probably get a better deal than that but anyways...Jordan says she could probably get hooked up because her dad has "people", you can always find somebody with tickets...Jeff says "that's what we're doing" 😊 Jordan says it's a deal, she's wearing her Panthers jersey, Jeff says he's wearing his Bears one, it's war...Jordan says it will be, where they used to sit where her dad had season's tickets, it was all Panthers jerseys and anyone that would come dressed up in a different outfit besides the Panther's, people would talk shit to them, it was so funny, she wouldn't mind going to a Cowboys game...Jeff says can you imagine if they walked in, her with a Panthers jersey and him wearing a Bears jersey? in Chicago people would be pissed at her...Jordan says why? she's wearing her Panthers...support Carolina!... Jeff says in Chicago when it snows people make snowballs and fire them at people with other teams' jerseys...Jordan laughs and says it's mean...Jeff says it gets fu**ing rowdy, he guesses Philadelphia is supposed to be the worst, Chicago is kinda bad...Jordan asks if that's a northern thing?...Jeff says "what? sore losers? I think so"...they laugh...Jeff says Chicago is kinda bad, New York is bad and he's heard Philadelphia is the worst...Michele comes outside... J&J future plans on the lounger Pt2 7:32-7:45pm Michele comes outside and Jordan asks her if she slept good? Jeff tells her he made pork chops, they're on the kitchen counter...Michele says "for realz?"...Jeff laughs...Michele says she missed them because Kevin & Natalie are cleaning up the whole kitchen...Jeff says to tell them there's pork chops too if they want them...Michele goes back inside and Jordan laughs at how Michele did not see the pork chops...Jeff makes fun of her saying "for realz?" and then comments on how now they're cleaning...Jordan is looking towards the kitchen and says that Michele didn't even look (for the pork chops)...Jeff says nah, she's looking at olives...Jordan laughs. Cute exchange here... Jordan slaps Jeff's shoulder and says "dirty martinis!", she claps and Jeff turns and pretend hits on with his leg and says "why am I so like I want to beat you up?" Jordan says "in a good way?" Jeff says "yeah"... Jordan turns towards Jeff and says "so like whenever you want to do that, you always say"... Jordan gets distracted and says "ooh look at that plane" LOL Jordan says it looks like a fighter plane, Jeff thinks the other one totally did, he bets it was an army plane, you can tell this one is commercial because of the lights... Jordan returns to the cuteness, she says "but anyways, umm, you know like when you wanna do that, you always says uhhhhh, I wanna eat you" 😊 Jeff says "me?"... Jordan says "yeah, that's like if you wanna beat somebody" Jeff says "I say that all the time?" Jordan says no, that is what she says, she'll says I wanna beat somebody... Jeff says it's like little kids when you say you want to eat their cheeks off... Jordan says "yeah and you're just ooohhh, I wanna eat you! that's how we say it"... Jeff says "like I wanna eat your butt up?" Jordan giggles and says " or I wanna beat you" Jeff turns towards Jordan and grabs at her neck and says "I wanna fu**ing strangle you and rip your spinal cord out" 😳😂 Jeff cracks up and then says "what? I thought that was like I love you" Jordan sits up a bit and says "no, I know but rip my spinal cord out? I don't go into detail like that!" Jeff lifts his head and says "what I thought..." Jordan says she'll just say uhhh, I wanna beat you, she grabs Jeff's chest and says "like that"... Jeff says "I wanna play jumprope with your spinal cord"...they laugh...Jeff says "what's wrong with that?" 🤨😂 Jeff points at a wire that is hanging to Jordan and says it's stupid but it reminds him of the S in the SP bottle (luminous!)...Jordan says he's thinking really deep...Jeff says what does she mean his mind is tssssssssss! Jordan says "John Gotti suitesssssss" (hand gesture)...Jeff cracks up...Jordan notices Michele seeing the chops...Jeff makes fun of her saying "for realz" again...Jordan says oh, wow, they need to take Michele to a football game...Jeff says "no way, I'll fu**ing leave her at the stadium" 🤣 Jeff says "that's it man, I hope the Bears go to the playoffs, I should say this, I hope Carolina goes to the playoffs so they can see the Bears in it"...Jordan says they so got it...Jeff says "NFC championship game", does the rock on sign with his hands and says "that's what it comes down to"...Jordan says "omg, that would be so much fun, beer, popcorn, hot dogs"...Jeff says "f**k the popcorn, do you guys tailgate when you go there?"..Jordan says mmm, hmm...Jeff says "tailgating all day, wear my Peyton jersey, it's on"... Jordan says "yep, downtown is packed with people"...Jeff says he feels nervous wearing his Chicago shit but the game might be in Chicago...Jordan says they don't throw stuff at people like them...Jeff says it's all in good fun...Jordan wouldn't want people throwing snowballs at her,she'd be pissed...Jordan says "let's go to a Cowboys game"...Jeff says "why do I wanna go there?"...Jordan wants to go cuz she watched Making of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, she loved them...Jeff says he has no reason to go there unless Chicago is playing them...Jordan says "what about Tony Romo? you like him?"...Jeff says "I like his chick" (yes and you would marry Jessica Simpson too, lol)...Jordan says "yeah..." Jordan says the plane flying overhead is low. Jeff & Jordan talk about planes, the routes they take and why they fly and take off the way they do...Jordan then switches the subject and says that if she stays she swears she swears she's hoping she makes it to final 2, she's going to be pissed if Kevin wins...Jeff says him too, he hates him, he told her that Northeners are poor sports, lol...they talk a bit more game and what might happen in the final 4...Jeff says you can't believe shit...Jordan says what sucks for them is all their friends left before jury house...Jeff tells Jordan she doesn't have enemies...they go over who would vote for whom, Jeff says he wishes it was them two in the final 2 so they would have to vote for one of them...they talk about goodbye messages and what they said to each of them. Jordan mentions she has her foot near Jeff's butt, he farted and she felt it, lol...Jeff says her white slipper is now brown...Jordan says Jeff needs to wash his butt...Jeff says she needs to wash her fu**ing mouth...they banter a little about boogers and then Jordan says it's weird to think that in 2/3 weeks this whole thing will be over, they'll be back to normal...Jeff says "yeah"... Jordan says she thinks that is why it has given her a couple of days to soak it in, understand that one of us is leaving because at first she was so upset and then she's thinking that they have been here 60 days and they've made it this far and we only got 2/3 weeks left and somebody has to go and it just wasn't meant to be, it's only in the cards for one of us, she can't be mad about it because honestly Jeff could have been the first or second one out and people will remember him, he used the Coup, he was a good player, he was real, how big of a liar and asshole Russell is...Jeff just looks at Jordan, doesn't say a word. Jordan changes the subject and wonders how pregnant her friend is now, her mom didn't even know yet...Jeff wonders wtf is going on in the world?...Jordan says BB is not going to let him see anything...Jeff agrees...Jordan says "or me"...Jordan says it's going to be weird if they say she is evicted, she's going to be so nervous to walk out the doors...Jeff says they're by themselves either way...Jordan says she knows but it's surreal...Jeff says what's so surreal about it? they know it's happening...Jordan doesn't know. Jordan reminds Jeff to take the Luminous shampoo...Jeff says for her to keep it...Jordan says he has to take it, he needs good shampoo...Jeff asks why? he's never used it in his life...Jordan whispers "Jeff, just use it"...Jeff says he's used it only a couple of times...Jordan remembers the tingly stuff he mentioned, he has to find out what that is, he doesn't talk to that fu**ing c**t anymore... Jordan says 'that's awful, don't call a girl that"...(I agree, it's one of my most hated words...yuck)...Jeff says "f**k her"...Jordan says someone is bitter...Jeff says "table for one?"...Jordan says he's definitely bitter… I’m going to drill you! 7:45pm Jeff says something mean about his ex-gf and then changes the subject...Jordan says she feels Jeff never wants to say anything about those kinds of things on camera so she tells Jeff that she's going to ask him a million questions (about his personal life) when they get out of there... ...Jeff says he'll tell her everything...Jordan says "I'm going to drill you"...Jeff says "I'm going to drill you when I get out of here!"...Jeff cracks up laughing 😂Jordan says "yeah right!"...Jeff pauses, laughs again and in his Jordan voice says "yeah right!". J&J future plans on the lounger Pt3 7:46pm After they've decided they are going to drill each other after the show  , Jordan asks Jeff if she does stays does he really thinks she has a chance of winning? Jeff says yes, for her not to worry about winning, just get to the final two and that's all she can do...Jordan says that's what she means, she considers final two winning...Jeff says she has a good chance because people don't want to take Natalie and Michele doesn't want to take either of those two so depending on who leaves she could sneak through without doing dick... Jordan says "oh thanks Jeff"...Jeff says he's just saying, she doesn't have to do nothing...Jordan says she doesn't want to be known as not doing anything...Jeff says then start winning and choose her own destiny, he's just saying that if she loses every competition to not get down but if she wins every competition then she gets to decide who she wants to take to the finals, see what he's saying?...Jordan talks a bit more game about the veto & HOH and how the rest of the game might go...Jordan is scared that Michele will pick Natalie or even Kevin...Jeff disagrees and says he thinks Michele is scared Jordan won't win anything and she's nervous about that...Jordan says that is why she wants to keep Jeff...Jeff says that is exactly what he thinks. Jordan says she did so good on her own veto (when she was HOH)...Jeff says there are a lot of competitions...Jordan says she doesn't do good under pressure...Jeff says that she has to change that...Jordan says she has her HOH's & veto's memorized and rattles them off quickly...Jeff says that's good and for her to keep practicing them. Jeff wants to talk about jury house and asks Jordan if she thinks they take them to a hotel for the first night (when evicted)?...Jordan says that she swears...Jeff reads her mind and tells her that you can't go to Mexico without a passport...Jordan says she heard you don't have to have one...Jeff says "to go to another country?" Jordan swears to Jeff that last year they went there... Jeff thinks maybe you only need a driver's license...Jordan says she swears she was watching BB10 and she saw Jerry walking into jury house and it said (on the TV) something Mexico and she was thinking whoa! because she always thought it was around LA...Jordan rambles a bit about that and then Jeff says "ok, whatever, say it's in Russia for the sake of what I was talking about, do you think we stay in the hotel tomorrow night?...Jordan says yeah, she would think so...Jeff says then they would do interviews and press and you would wear the same shit so it looks like you went straight there...Jordan's not sure but she thinks since BB is on a budget they will have it nearby...Jeff says he heard Malibu, there are nice houses in Malibu. Feeds cut out, when they return Jeff & Jordan are play punching each other until Jeff punches her in the gut...Jordan says oooh, they giggle...Jeff reaches for Jordan and holds her leg, Jordan puts her leg on Jeff, then touches Jeff's hair and says "if we can stay a couple extra days, if you don't stay long, I will stay cuz I do wanna go fishin'...and all that Gucci stuff"...:) Jeff nods (he's speechless Jordan finally said yes, lol) Jordan then asks if they can then go to the beach and lay out?...Jeff says "yeah, we're going to go to my friends' in Hermosa"...Jordan wants to go to the beach...Jeff says his friend has a house right on the beach, it's the baddest...Jordan asks if Jeff called him and told him he was coming...Jeff says he doesn't even care, he'll just leave his door open for Jeff when he tells him he's coming to Cali but now he's got a girlfriend so he has to be more cautious but he works a lot, they could hook up with him at night for sure, he sells cars...Jordan says she wants to go out to town down in LA...Jeff says there's a square with bars in Hermosa. Jordan says she gets confused with Hollywood, the Hills, what types of people go where....Jeff says he likes Hollywood, there's a place called Cabo that she would love...Jordan says she heard people stay in the areas they live in...Jeff says he never liked the Valley, he thinks Jordan would like Hollywood, they don't know wtf they're talking about, there's a place called Cabo where he used to work, it's the best, it's like a tiki hut, there's hay on the roof, they have 2 for 1 drink specials and it's so chill in there...Jordan asks if you can just wear jeans...Jeff says f**k yeah, wear whatever you want...Jordan says omg, let's go!...Jeff says it's his favorite place, he loves it. Jeff will take her to Saddle Ranch, it's country and she will like it, they have a mechanical bull, he doesn't like it too much but she will like it, it's wannabes though, people that work there are yo-yo's, the people that work there try too hard with their bandanas, ripped jeans and cut off shirts but they're told to wear that...he knows some of them...Jeff says he never got into that crew, he hangs out during the day at the Standard or the Mondrian, a nice hotel like the one Chima worked at, a hotel pool, those are fun, just chilling and then go out for dinner somewhere nice or just f**k it and go to the beach to eat... Jordan asks if they have places to eat on the beach, where you can get chicken fingers and they have a band playing? Jeff laughs...he says he doesn't know about a band...Jordan explains there are places like that back home that are right on the beach, they have a band that plays beach music...Jeff says that's awesome...Jordan asks if they have anything like that out here?...Jeff says there might be but he doesn't know, he has a pretty simple routine, he does the same shit he did when he used to live in LA...Jeff says he likes that, he likes going on the beach but he has one buddy that's a promoter that knows all the hot spots at night...Jordan says she so wants to go...Jeff says what he likes is just drinking with his buddies and catching up with them, telling old stories. Cabo is his favorite! he wishes he was there right now...Jordan asks if they have margaritas?...Jeff says yeah, two for one...Jordan perks up at that...Jeff says you get crunked there...Michele comes outside and says thanks for the pork chops, they were yummy...Jeff says no problem...Jordan forgets she hates the word "crunk" and says "we'll so get crunked" Jeff says it's the best. Jordan says if Jeff, before it gets cold, he's back at home and can get off work, he should come to Charlotte and they can drive to Myrtle Beach and she'll take him there to places there...Jeff says he went to Myrtle Beach before...Jordan says "isn't it fun?"...Jeff says he doesn't know what it was, they went there on a college trip and nobody was there, it was after race week...they still had a good time though, they went to a bar that had cheap beer & oysters... Jordan sits up and says she will take him to this place that has 5 or 6 seafood restaurants all in a row called Calabash, they normally go there, it's on the water and there's another place that her sister and boyfriend go to in Cherry Grove, 30 mins from Myrtle Beach, that's a good place to go, there's another place called Molly Darcy's that has a DJ, it's just a regular bar and then there's another place up top on a roof that's real casual, they have Christmas lights up there...Jeff says he likes that...Jordan says it's never packed though...Jeff says that's his favorite type of shit...Jordan says it's really fun, she knows her way all around Myrtle Beach... Jeff says he likes the way that sounds, when they went there they got the top room in this hotel, it was all windows with a balcony, it was so nice, they got a deal, it was too cold to go to the beach, nobody was there but they had a good time...Jordan says well if he can before it gets cold, it will be September, whoa, it'll be close to October, it might be too cold at the beach...Jeff says they're getting ahead of themselves, let's see if they can stay a few days after the show...Jordan giggles, gets up and goes to the couches to talk to Michele, Jeff goes inside.... Sweet kiss in the bathroom 8:28pm Jeff is pensive, laying on the seating area of the bathroom...Jordan approaches him and sweetly kisses him on the cheek.  :) 9:21pm That’s fucking cute! Jeff is sitting with his feet in the pool along with Michele. Jordan has gone inside to check if there is liquor. Jeff is telling Michele they haven't had a lot of liquor in there, the first time they drink when they get out of there, they're going to be smashed, they're going to need someone to carry them out...Jordan comes outside with a bottle of wine...Jeff says "really?...is that real?"...Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff says "wow"...Michele heads towards Jordan, Jeff heads towards the hottub to put his flipflops on...Jordan says she couldn't get in the SR at first and she thought, yeah right, they're really not giving it to us and then she opened it up...Michele says "we got white?"...Jordan says "yeah, Chardonnay"...Jordan shows Jeff the bottle, smiles and starts to turn towards the door. Jeff says "that's fu**ing cute!"...Jordan laughs, looks towards Jeff, then turns back and says "I love when he says that"  🥰 Jordan heads inside. Jeff heads inside as well… Kevin throws out the wine 9:22-9:28pm Jeff & Jordan go inside to open the wine. Jordan puts the wine down on the counter and looks for the wine opener. Kevin is in the RR, as he is about to leave and head towards the kitchen, Jeff mutters "fu**ing, does Kevin douchebag want some?"...Jordan leaves the wine then and heads to the fridge...Kevin sees the wine as he walks by going into the bathroom...Jeff starts eating the frozen coke and says it's so good, he keeps taking bites of it...Kevin enters the kitchen all mopey and weird and says there is alcohol, is there beer?...Jordan tells him there's only wine because of tomorrow...Jeff asks if he wants some...Kevin mmm, hmm's...Jordan says she doesn't want any...Jeff says "what!?"...Jordan says she's just going to get water, she's going to let Jeff drink it...Jeff says "no, everyone is drinking it"...Jordan says he can take her place, she doesn't want any...Jeff says "just drink it, have some, if you don't finish it, I'll drink it but you'll finish it...it's the last night to throw down"...Jordan turns to Jeff and says "I'll throw it down with you"...Jeff says "well then, throw it down"...meanwhile Kevin has started opening the wine, he then pours it out into the glasses... During that, Jordan pours herself some diet Coke while Jeff eats his frozen coke and she is secretly smiling again...Jeff approaches her and says "take a bite"...Jordan says it was sitting out so she's hesitant...Jeff says he turned it upside down, it's fine...Jordan takes a bite... Jeff says it's like a sno-cone...Jordan says she loves sno-cones, she hasn't had one in forever...Jeff wants her to take another bite but she doesn't want to...Jeff says "why?"...Jordan says "she's good"...she drinks her diet Coke, Jeff starts singing "I think we're alone now" (by Tiffany)...they banter a little about the song and Jordan not paying attention...Kevin has finished pouring the wine...Jeff says "it looks pretty even"...they putter around a little more in the kitchen and then Jordan grabs the two wine glasses for her & Jeff, she tells Jeff she has his and she heads outside. Jordan sets the wine down on the table and grabs her blanket that is on the lounger, she sits down on the far couch. Inside, Natalie is telling the others she is surprised they got alcohol tonight and not last night...Jeff says it's to ease the pain, he walks away...Kevin mutters under his breath "whatever"...Michele gets called to the DR, Kevin & Natalie head upstairs and when they enter the HOH room, Kevin tells Natalie that he didn't even want alcohol, he just wanted to take this portion away from Jeff, he's going to dump this down the toilet...Natalie tells him to let Jeff drink it, then they'll get a show between him & Jordan...Kevin says "F**K Jeff!"...feeds cut out...when they return Kevin pours it out. Natalie says it's Lydia 2.0 I will say this...KARMA IS A BITCH ain't it Kevin! The concept of throwing away food or drink to spite someone is NOT COOL in my books. At the exact same time Kevin is throwing out the wine, Jeff comes outside to join Jordan and informs her he is smoking two cigarettes, just so she knows, Jordan says no, don't...Jeff says it's his last night, it's over... We’re going to have fun after… 9:28-9:42pm After Jeff tells Jordan he's going to have 2 cigarettes because it's his last night, he sits down near Jordan on the couches. Jordan has a sad/worried look on her face. Jeff holds his glass of wine, clinks Jordan's glass that is on the table and smiles...Jordan says that the other glass of wine is Jeff's glass too...Jeff asks her if she doesn't want it?...Jordan says she wants Jeff to have it...Jeff says to have some...Jordan says she wants Jeff to have it...Jeff says "just have some, it's not going to make a difference, have a little bit, if you don't want it, then I'll drink it"...Jeff then raises his glass and says "but that was nice of them to give it to us, I'll address the camera one time only...thank you"  😊 Jeff laughs and takes a sip. Jordan wonders why they gave them wine tonight and not last night...Jeff says they're making it mellow so then can sedate him...Jeff says he's been good, he's been so calm in there...Jordan says "yeaaaaahh"...Jeff says "for real, compared to my temper and stuff, I bit my tongue a lot in here"...Jordan says she's never seen his temper...Jeff says she doesn't know him on the outside...Jordan says "well, the way you get aggravated with me and you kinda get loud, I'm sure you have a bad temper"...Jeff says it's in control anyway but this was definitely a testeroo. Jordan says "that's good Jeff"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan hopes she doesn't come off bad the way she yelled and stuff...Jeff says no, it's understandable the way she yelled...Jordan says she was sticking up for Jeff...Jeff says "sticking up for you? he called you a fat ass and go get cookie dough, maybe you were sticking up for yourself a little bit"...Jordan says she was sticking up for Jeff too, that's how it started...Jeff knows and he appreashes...Jordan says he called her Jeff's lapdog...Jeff says whatever, that kid is a fu**ing idiot...Jordan can't believe he was cast...Jeff says they have to cast somebody like that. Jordan wonders if BB knew they would get along?...Jeff says he said the same thing, if they knew that...Jordan asks if Jeff put that he was outgoing and fun...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says she wants to look up his interviews and stuff... Jeff says now that he thinks about it, he remembers Jordan being one of the two "chicks" he saw and made note of that one day when they were sequestered that they had talked about before...he remembered Laura and Jordan right by the door...Jeff said he noticed someone's boobs and the blond chick that was hot and it was you 😍..Jordan isn't sure she remembers Jeff...Jeff says he said something smart about Jordan though, something like she was all sassy and shit because he thought she was acting cool, acting all the shit...Jordan says she was just silent, Laura had said she looked like a church girl. They then talk about a few of the other possible HG's that day, an older lady that looked like Renny, Chima who was in a van with Jordan, Jeff thought Chima was getting on for sure...Jordan asks Jeff what he was wearing...Jeff says blue, baby blue...Jordan asks if they made eye contact...Jeff doesn't know...Jordan remembers another guy wearing blue but his hair was dark, he looked Mexican or Puerto Rican, he kept making eye contact...Jeff says just because Jordan is talking softer doesn't mean they can't hear them. Jeff lays back and says ahhhh...Jordan says "you know how weird tomorrow is going to be?"...Jeff says yeah, it's going to be sucky...balls, it's gonna suck...the only thing he's looking forward to is walking into the crowd, he likes that...Jordan says it's his time to shine...Jeff says yeah for 15 seconds...they debate over when they do the Early Show interview and when they go to jury...feeds cut out...they return with Jordan saying something about being together...Jeff says sometimes you just gotta roll solo...Jordan says she doesn't like the idea of rolling solo...Jeff says "ohhhh, whatever"...they go silent. Jordan takes a sip of wine and says she loves white wine better than red...Jeff says he likes it only because it's cold...Jordan offers her wine to Jeff again saying she doesn't want any more. Jordan giggles and Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "nothing...we're going to have fun after" 😘 ..Jeff says "after?"...Jordan takes another sip and says "mmm, hmm"...Jeff raps "after the show it's the afterparty"...Jordan says "after the party it's the hotel lobby"  Jordan laughs and Jeff says "f**k yeah"...feeds cut out, LOL They return with Jordan saying something about the "finale thing", it will...uh whatchamacallit, they'll have to stay somewhere...they get called out by BB....Jeff says "who knows, it will work out"...Jordan says if she is left in the final 2 and he's sitting out there, she's going to run and be like "Jefffff!" (well that didn't exactly happen LOL)...Jeff says if he sees Jordan in the jury house he's going to say you motherfu**er...Jordan says "you are?"...Jeff says he's going to be pissed, not at Jordan but in general...he sits on fridge to have a cigarette. Jordan then tells Jeff how Michele told her that she wants Jeff to stay because he's a stronger player for her but also because then the others will want Jeff out before her, they would target him and he would leave. Jordan knows if Jeff stays, him & Michele will rock it...Jeff says that's why he's not staying, they know that too...Jordan says that Michele doesn't know anything about the numbers, the dates, she also tells Jeff that she told Michele that they both studied together and Michele was awww, Jordan figures she felt left out...Jeff says that was when she was making a final 2 to take them down, she's a dummy. Jordan says if she stays she's going to try her heart out cuz she'll have so much free time...Jeff says Jordan remembers how to do the cards right?...Jordan says yeah but now she knows how to do it on her hands...Jeff says for her to please do the cards, to not get him frustrated...actually she can do what she wants, count with her hands, use her toes, she'll get to 20 and then who cares 🤨...Jordan stares...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says it's easier for her to do it that way...Jeff says Jordan knows the dates...Jordan says Michele was asking her about them, she doesn't want to tell her...Jeff says Jordan doesn't have to tell her shit. They go over the canisters again & the pillows, lol...Jordan says in the DR she said that she knows Jeff gets flustered with her but she admires Jeff and looks up to him and she asks him questions because she thinks he knows the answers but then he gets mad...Jeff appreciates that but he thinks Jordan looks to him for answers and he doesn't have them all. They go over big dates for POV and HOH, Jeff thinks Jeremy Piven was a big date  , the day Chima left, etc. Jordan gets called to the DR... Last backyard chat Pt1 9:57-10:12pm Michele & Jeff have been talking outside on the couches...Jordan comes back from the DR and sits down next to Jeff...Jeff immediately smiles at her, he asks her if she cried? LOL Jordan says no, she gave Michele compliments, she is hot...Jeff says "that's it? the DR is already over Jeff?"...Jordan says it is, it's all about Michele now, she pats Jeff's arm and says she's just kidding...Jeff says we gawn...Jordan tells Michele she told them that if they're in the final 2 she has a dress that's real cute that she can wear, she can have it, she can wear some high heels and she'll be workin it...Jeff says wow, he's still there, can they worry about this shit when he's gone, it's just a couple more hours...it's already life after Jeff...Jordan grabs Jeff's face saying "you won't ever be replaced!"...Jeff says "get outta here"...Jordan giggles. Michele says whatever, she's going to have a dress, Jeff is taking Jordan to Hawaii so...Jeff says "she better win that 500K", he giggles...Jordan says it's pretty obvious she's not going to Hawaii...Jeff asks why is she saying that?...Jordan says because he's always saying no...Michele says that it's because Jordan said she won't "give it up"...Jordan says then he can take someone who is going to give it up to him...Jeff says he didn't say anything, Jordan is the one who just assumes everything, he didn't say yes or no, she just keeps asking...Jordan says she can tell by his actions...Jeff says because he didn't say yes or no and he follows through, if he promised her something he would follow through, he's not a fu**ing jackass. Michele says thank you again for the offer of the dress...Jeff says what is he going to wear for finale night when he comes back?...Michele says didn't he say he'd wear no shirt?   Jordan says he should wear either his black soft shirt or his baby blue shirt...Jordan says Jeff looks hot in black but he looks real good in baby blue...Jeff says it depends on how tan he is, he'll have 2 weeks to think about it...Jordan says with a big smile..."you're going to look real good" 🥰 Cute moment... Jeff says he feels like he could be more tan but he doesn't know how, maybe with the sand & ocean he will...then he says every time he doesn't feel tan he looks at this and sees he is (he pulls down his shorts to show his whiter skin)...Jordan peers over to look and does a double take and smiles to herself...they laugh at how she was trying to sneak a look inside Jeff's shorts. Jeff tells Jordan he was telling Michele how weird it's going to be tomorrow not having a mic or cameras on him...Jordan says awww and gets sad...Jeff says he can do whatever he wants, he pretty much does anyway. Michele then says she wishes they had a foam party (like BB8 ), she always wanted to do that...Jeff says the naked foam party? he thought that was a little weird, wtf is that?, it's on regular tv, it's very Real Worldish...Michele says she would have done Nudist BB ...Jordan is shocked at the foam party, Jeff & Michele explain what it was like...Jordan says she wouldn't do that. Michele says Jeff can't leave now because he was the only one that saw her vagina, no one else in there has seen it. (is this chick FOR REALs? ugh)...they talk about the Grad comp where Michele's pants came off...they reminisce a bit about the game, Jeff says that if it wasn't for the Coup, he wouldn't even be there now...Jordan says they all would. Jeff says f**k it, let's have a pool party and he walks over to the fridge to smoke again. Michele says that people only remember the last HG's, they'll say Jessie who?...Jeff says yeah, Jeff who?...Jordan says yeah right, he made it to 5, Renny was the 5th one and she remembers her...Michele says Jeff is way hotter than Renny too so...Jordan says of course they will remember Jeff (if she only knew then!) and especially because he has the Coup and they'll probably remember Jeff & Jordan because they probably made like a showmance type thing (uhhh, yeah)... Jeff snickers "showmance"...Jordan says and tomorrow if Jeff does leave there's her exit kiss, people are going to remember that...Jeff smiles nervously...Jordan says "aren't you going to practice?"...Jeff says "later, after another glass of wine", he smiles...Jordan says "how are we going to do this?"...Jeff says he doesn't know if he's going to be up for it right when he's evicted because he'll get sour, big dimpled smile...Jordan says "well, I'm supposed to not make you sour"...Jeff says "alright, we'll worry about it later"...Jordan looks at Michele and says "it's not going to happen" (Yep, Nostradamus Jordan!! :) ) Jeff says he's spontaneous and doesn't like to plan things...Jordan says "if you don't do it, I'm going to be mad"...Jeff says "oh boy"...Jordan says "you gotta give them something to remember...when you grabbed my ass and squeezed it and gave me a big ole kiss...I'm just kidding"...Jeff smiles, raises his eyebrows and gestures that he'll bend her over and hump it...Jordan says not that way...Jeff says "why? people will remember that"...Jordan says she will give him a kiss on the cheek even if it's not on the lips...Michele says that is lame, she can give him a kiss on the cheek...Jordan says "ok, I'll give him a kiss on the lips but you don't act like you really want it"...they smile at each other...Jeff mutters "Jordan, be quiet...I got different ideas in my head" He laughs...Michele says you know you only have a minute right?...Jeff says dude, it might only take 30 seconds, he cracks up! Jordan smiles but gets all pensive, LOL. Michele says she's excited to see what will happen...Jordan says the DR keeps asking about it...Jeff says he knows...Jordan says they can't let them down...Jeff says they're trying to make a show here...Jordan says yeah and they're going to make it 😉 Last backyard chat Pt2 10:12-10:26pm After J&J finish bantering about the exit kiss, Jordan says to Jeff "I know, I got a lot to tell you...after, nothing gamewise, but I'm not going to say it all on here"😉♥️ 😉♥️...Jeff says "whaddya mean?"...Jordan says it's just stuff she wants to say but it's nothing game or about anybody there...Jordan smiles and giggles... Jordan then says how she couldn't believe that Jessie confessed how much he liked  Natalie in the GR, after only knowing her such a short time, she would feel like a douche, she wouldn't do it on TV. (Jordan is obviously projecting her feelings about this onto Jessie as it's clear from comments she has made that she would feel like a fool if she admitted on the show that she was falling for Jeff, which she was, but she was ready to tell him all after the show 😉😉) Michele says the house isn't like real life...Jeff says this is their reality though, this is all they know. Jeff hopes they hook them up with some fun facts when they leave, like how the Bears are doing. (so funny that Jeff then got to play that current events game with Ross Matthews in his exit interview...ask and you shall receive! lol) Jordan starts snapping her fingers in boredom...Jeff comes over to sit near Jordan again...they start talking about drinking and Vegas. Jordan says her and tequila don't mix...Jeff says he's not going to babysit Jordan, what is he talking about, he'll need one...Jordan says she might need one because she wanders off when she's drinking...Michele starts telling some weird story about her and Tim in Vegas (I can't stand listening to her at this point so I'll spare myself the details, lol)...Jeff says you get so drunk in Vegas...Jordan says she doesn't know if she could handle going to Vegas with a boyfriend if he paid too much attention to other girls, she would get jealous...Jordan wants to go dancing...Jeff says he would rather go to Cabo (the bar) then Vegas... Jordan says if Jeff stays and she can stay, they're going to go out, Michele can come dancing with them...Jeff says he's for sure staying if he can change his flight...Jordan says if she stays for 2 or 3 nights max, if she can re-arrange her flight, she's going to the place that Jeff is talking about and Michele can meet them there...Jeff says he has a promoter friend that can hook them up to go dancing...Jordan asks if Jeff's friend's are hot...Jeff mumbles yeah, lol. Jordan & Michele giggle...Michele says she has to stop drinking...Jeff says if they act like fools he's OUT!...Jordan says they won't...Jeff isn't worried though because Michele will have her husband there. 🥴 Jeff has so many questions for him. (about how weird and bizarre she is? lol) Michele says she's the same in the house as she is on the outside.  Michele says she is flirtier outside the house. Jordan says she can be flirty but she is flirtier when she's drinking. Jordan asks Jeff how he is? Jeff says he keeps it cool all the time, Jeff doesn't know, he's just goofy, he cracks jokes all the time...Michele says that's why she loves Jeff, he's a goofball. Jeff says now he's getting excited to stay in LA for a few days...Michele says if they want to stay she has a ton of flight vouchers she needs to use up, she also implies that Jeff can sweet talk the women from the airline to change his flight...Jeff says he doesn't know why they think he's some Don Juan, he's not, he's a yo-yo. Jordan says she's a yo-yo...Jeff says his buddy Donovan is here for sure, his buddy Eric is out east but he wishes he could come out for 2 weeks, his buddy Donovan is a riot, he has lots of stories to tell. Jordan says that Casey gave them advice on how to use their "celebrity" to get free drinks and VIP tables, Jeff says he would never do that, they would be like "get outta here"...they talk about the pre-interviews with Entertainment Tonight and how they were nice, they get called out by BB to not talk about that stuff...Jordan asks if Michele loved Renny...she didn't...Jeff goes inside and Jordan & Michele continue talking... JeJo -  Dual DR 10:30pm Jordan & Michele are outside on the couches talking. Jeff opens the sliding glass door and says "Jordan, come here for a sec, I wanna show you something"...Jordan gets up and says "come here?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan heads over there and Jeff says "just for a second Michele, we'll be right back"...Jordan asks "what's up?"...Jeff closes the sliding glass door behind them, smiles, giggles and says "they want us to go into the room together" 👩‍❤️‍👨Michele is left alone and starts getting paranoid... (They would end up staying in the DR for a full hour) Youtube of the segment they aired during the recap show before the finale: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCOF9PUk5O0&feature=player_embedded Screencaps from the segment shown: This one is where Jeff says he loves Jordan's heart, she showed him that there are good people in the world. And this one is where she is listing all of Jeff's wonderful attributes... (Notice how J&J progressively got sitting closer to one another) Jejo in the DR/Nuts in the house 10:30-11:30pm Jeff & Jordan go into the DR...Michele is left alone outside. When Jeff told Michele that he & Jordan would be gone just a second and they disappeared the look on Michele's face was one of bewilderment, she then awaited their return, when they didn't, she made herself look busy while at the same time looking for signs of J&J. She headed to the bathroom, then headed back outside and chewed food noisily while waiting, UGH, then she went into the hottub, sat outside the hottub, went back in the hottub, went inside to change, made faces at the mirror, washed some dishes to pass the time, glanced over towards the living room a few times, talked to herself, went to the RR to mess around with her clothes while actually doing nothing, looked at her fake letter from Tim, got bored of that then headed back into the bathroom to change again...meanwhile Kevin & Natalie who had been up in the HOH playing their 79th game of chess in that house have come downstairs, they go outside to plot their next prank, they are at a loss as to where J&J are too... Michele goes back into the RR and it's pretty clear she is really wondering where J&J could be...she fake yawns and heads back into the kitchen area and goes outside muttering to herself, she does some laundry...meanwhile Kevin & Natalie head into the RR and sneak around finding something to use for their next prank, they rig up the faucet so it will spray someone again and then they go outside to play pool, Michele goes back inside and heads right for the faucet and gets sprayed...Kevin & Natalie giggle in hysterics over how good they got her, they say Michele is freaking pissed. Michele heads to the DR to bitch & complain about the prank and sees that it's locked, she waits but it won't open, it dawns on her that possibly Jeff & Jordan might be in there, she heads to the SS room, opens the door and sees that J&J aren't in there, she stands there taking it all in, she then tries the door to the HN room and it's locked, she stands in the middle of the room with her hands on her hips wondering where the hell J&J are 🤪...she then goes into the SR and talks to herself about how fun that was (the prank), she keeps mumbling to herself and then almost goes back into the SS room but stops herself, she goes in circles mumbling and then heads into the SS room and sits down on her bed staring into space, she then gets up and puts her hands on her hips again, looks in a drawer, almost walks out but then turns back, gets something from beside the bed and then walks out of the room just as Jeff & Jordan are exiting the DR... After the dual DR moments 11:30-11:52pm Just as Michele comes out of the SS room, Jeff & Jordan finally exit the DR after being in there for an hour...Jeff cannot be seen on camera but can be heard...Jordan is seen walking towards the kitchen when Michele asks them "what were you guys doing in there?"...Jeff says "what was going on in here?"...Jordan says "what time is it?" and turns back towards the bedrooms...Michele tells Jeff she got squirted, Jeff says "squirted?"...Michele tells Jeff that they pulled the spray trick on her again...Jeff says "ohhh, you got got"... Next the cam switches to the SS room where Jeff & Michele are (Jeff had gone straight there after leaving the DR whereas Jordan walked the other way probably trying to make it look not too obvious they were in there, LOL)...Jordan walks in the SS room, says "oh geez" and starts to walk out, Jeff looks to have been messing around with his BB bag for no reason  and he starts to walk out...Michele tells them that she tried to get into the DR but "apparently" they were in there. Yep!! Jeff says "you didn't know we were in there?"...Michele says "no, you said you were going to grab Jordan not you were going to hang out in the DR"...Jeff says "it was on the down low, like it never happened you know what I mean?"...Michele says "it didn't happen"...they all walk towards the kitchen...Kevin & Natalie walk by without saying a word and head towards the bedrooms...Jeff & Jordan walk outside and sit on the couches. Jeff asks Jordan "what's that all about? they just fu**ing left?" Jordan says "oh well"... Jordan says to Jeff "oh that was fun, don't ya think?"...Jeff says "you took the bull by the horns in there"...Jordan says "I do it like that all the time in the DR's...oh right sorry we're not talking about it"...Jeff says "holy moly"...Jordan says she wishes she hadn't of taken her makeup off so she could have looked better...Jeff whispers "that was pretty funny". Michele comes out to continue to stay glued to their side and asks what they were doing in there? (none of your business!)...Jeff says they were just cracking jokes...Jeff changes the subject and asks why K&N just stopped in the middle of their pool game and left...Michele says Natalie went in the DR, she went in to laugh about spraying Michele...Michele AGAIN tells them that she wanted to go in the DR to complain but they were in there, Jeff doesn't take the bait...Jordan who was apparently in LaLa land when Michele told the story twice about getting sprayed asks "what happened?" Michele tells Jordan what happened, Jordan rolls her eyes...Michele mumbles about being upset they did it a second time...Jeff isn't paying attention now, he gets up to have a cigarette and says towards Jordan "that was fun" 😁 Michele says "of what? me being mad? are you pulling pranks Jeff?" (no dimwit, their DR session was fun!) Jeff doesn't answer her but says he'll pull a couple, he thinks...Jeff says he might do the water one where he puts the glass of water on top of the door and when it's opened the person gets wet...Jordan just sits quietly and seems deep in thought...Jeff smokes and looks at Jordan occasionally and Michele continues talking nonsense...Jordan secret smiles...Michele wants to prank the others and wants ideas...Jordan says she's not good at it and never pulls pranks on people...more weirdness...Michele points out that Jordan is "smiley"...Michele keeps talking and says she almost drank Jeff's wine that was sitting there for a long time, Jeff thought she did...Jordan continues to stay quiet constantly fiddling with her hair and occasionally glancing over at Jeff...Jeff does the same between puffs. Michele says she's sleepy, they need to rest to kick some asses tomorrow...no response...Michele then tries to talk about the veto comp where they needed to know an analogy, she doesn't know any but Jeff does...Jeff tells her that wasn't a veto, that was a luxury comp and that wasn't an analogy but a saying...Michele says oh, well I don't know any sayings (I just can't with her! ) Michele blows smoke up Jeff's ass by saying he's the king of sayings, can he help her with the gift horse in the mouth one...Jeff patiently explains what the saying means...she asks if that means the horse is going to bite you or something?  Jeff says it's just a saying like bury the hatchet, wth does that mean anyway? Jeff says he's packed with useless knowledge. Jeff goes inside. Jordan sighs and says "oh Michele, Michele"...Michele asks if Jordan knows those things...Jordan isn't too sure...Michele gets called to the DR. Jordan continues to sit quietly still fiddling with her hair and still secretly smiling. 😊 Natalie comes out a minute later and asks if Michele was pissed? Jordan says not really...feeds cut out, when they return Jeff is sitting with his feet in the hottub, Jordan is telling Jeff she wishes they could have looked better, had their hair done...Jeff looks down at the water and smiles...Jordan says she doesn't think BB has ever done that with anyone else...Jeff shrugs his shoulders...Jordan says that's why she told Jeff that maybe people really care, really like them, you know?...Jeff thinks that BB thinks they say dumb shit and want to hear their opinion on it. (huh? lol) Meanwhile Natalie & Michele goof around about the prank and have a laugh over it...Jeff & Jordan don't seem too amused but just look on with similar smiles. Natalie & Michele go over how it happened and Natalie says Kevin thought all 3 of them were pissed when they were coming outside together...Jeff now understands why K&N walked in all weird just leaving their game of pool...Jordan tells Natalie that her & Jeff were in the DR, Jeff says they didn't know what happened...Kevin comes out and more quietness...Jordan keeps pulling at her hair (I really don't know how she keeps it with the constant tugging) and looking at Jeff once in awhile...Jeff keeps looking down at the water. Just after the 11:50pm mark, Jeff & Jordan have a moment, Jeff giggles, shakes his head, drinks a sip of water and smiles at Jordan...Jordan looks at Jeff, opens her eyes wide and smiles...Jeff looks down again...Michele goes inside...Jordan says to Jeff "I'm hungry again"...Jeff says "want cheese & crackers? and hummous?"...Jordan says "let's do it"...Jeff says "I'm down"...Jordan says "come on" and they both get up to go inside to eat. J&J get domestic 11:52-11:58pm Jeff & Jordan come inside to eat. Jeff gets his prank set up (the water on the door one), they both laugh how they will probably be the ones getting wet...Jordan is still thinking about her hair in the DR and tells Jeff she should have worn her hair down...they decide to maybe nix the cheese & crackers and instead eat the pork with mozzarella cheese...Jordan only wants one, Jeff does too, Jordan says it's late, they should only eat one each...Jeff fixes them each a plate and puts them in the microwave, he gets cutlery for both of them... Jordan opens the hummous and gets the Triscuit crackers and they both start munching on that. Michele walks by with something and Jeff realizes she's setting up a prank with it, he says it's going to get him because he pees the most...he tells Jordan to not pee, lol. Jordan takes the plates out of the microwave...Jeff tops his pork with sour cream and says he loves it...Jordan puts some on her plate and Jeff smiles at her knowing he's rubbing off on her...Jordan wants more sauce on it and asks Jeff if he wants some, he doesn't. Jordan pushes her plate over, walks around and sits by Jeff to eat. Jeff comments that Michele is up to no good. They eat and cams go off them...

September 3 Jordan allows Jeff to cop a feel (sort of) 12:02-12:08am Jeff & Jordan are finishing up eating...Kevin, Michele & Natalie are around them talking and being goofy about the pranks but J&J ignore them and stay silent...Natalie insists that Michele is the one that did the cup of water on the door prank...Jeff smiles to himself knowing that she's wrong, he set up the prank...Michele won't reveal Jeff did it either, after the others disperse, Jordan says "these things are good"...Jeff says "Triscuits?"...Jordan says mmm, hmm and the cams go off J&J again. When Michele returns a couple of minutes later to the kitchen the cams go back on J&J (this was a sign of things to come later with the kooky camera work this night, UGH) ...Jeff finishes up and Jordan says she doesn't even feel like doing dishes tonight...Jeff says to throw his plate in the sink, for her not to do shit, please & thank you...Jordan says now what? Jordan asks Jeff if he thinks you would be able to tell she didn't have a bra on? (in the DR)...Jeff says no...Jordan says her boobs feel so heavy 'like here'...Jordan says "gimme your hand"...Jeff outstretches his arm with an open hand LOL...Jordan says she'll do her left boob, she says "feel here and then go up"... Jeff does and gives her a look...she then says "take your hand here and then go up"...Jeff tries...Jordan says "no, take your hand here and then go up"...he does...Jordan says "doesn't that feel weird?"...Jeff says "you have fake boobs" (Captain Obvious!) Jordan keeps touching her boobs and making faces...Jordan says her scar right there is real bad, it's really thick, she's going to go to the doctor after because if you look at it, it's very, very purple and it shouldn't look like that, she says she remembers there was a stitch sticking out, it doesn't hurt but she's going to check it out just to see, if you rub it, it's real thick, she showed it to Jeff didn't she?...Jeff says yeah, the scar. Jordan says she was sweating, she was getting so nervous, is Jeff like that?...Jeff says maybe a little bit but it was hot in there with all the lights (DR)...Jordan says she's going to pee, she's going to try and lay down...Jeff asks if she wants to lay in the hammock? it's the last chance...Jordan is worried about the bugs, Jeff too...Jordan says why don't they lay down in the bed and talk?...Jeff says "let's go in the hammock first"...Jordan says "for a little bit?"...Jeff says yeah and he walks outside... Last hammock time kept off the feeds 12:08-12:27am Jeff & Jordan agree to go on the hammock one last time before they go to bed...pretty much all of J&J's hammock time in the house had been captured by the feeds but not tonight, the feeds were purposely kept off of them for almost 20 minutes 😠 Just after the 12:08am mark Jeff is seen walking by K&N who are playing pool...he then goes off camera...Jordan is seen walking by K&N just before the 12:11am mark...all cams stay off of them until just before the 12:27am mark, they are then both seen walking towards the door to go inside. Their last hammock time is over and viewers missed out. Camera work was terrible this last night of J&J! More to come... JeJo get ready for bed together 12:27-12:33am Jeff & Jordan were glued at the hip! They get ready for bed... They both walk into the bathroom together after their hammock time...Jeff asks Michele what she's up to?...Michele says nothing...Jeff says "no good?"...Jordan says "yeah, you were up to no good"...Michele insists nothing is going on...Jordan holds out her toothbrush for Jeff to put toothpaste on, he obliges and they start brushing...Jeff standing and Jordan sitting on the seating area...(good synchronicity 😊) They finish brushing at the almost the exact same time...Jeff takes off his contacts...Jordan cleans her nose...Jeff goes in the bathroom stall, opens the door and points out something gross to Jordan...Jordan leaves the bathroom and heads towards the bedrooms...a minute later Jeff puts on his lotion and heads out, grabs his cup and heads towards the SR to get water... There is none so he goes into the SS room where Jordan is laying down waiting for him...(Michele is in there too munching loudly...grrr) J&J’s last night together Pt1 12:34-12:57am Jeff comes into the SS room where Jordan is laying down waiting for Jeff...Michele is in there eating and gets up just as Jeff walks in...Jeff, who has been suspicious of Michele for the last little while (pranks) asks her "wtf are you doing?"...Michele giggles and says she's just eating, she says she's all hyper right now...Jeff says "yeah" (it's obvious Michele was just about to leave but now wants to stay because Jeff is there)...she fumbles around the room looking for any excuse to stay...Jeff takes off his tank top...Michele asks if they're turning off the lights?...Jeff says "yeah"...Michele says she'll eat by herself and she licks her fingers loudly 😖 Jeff asks Jordan what's going on and lays down next to her, he lets out a big sigh...Jeff gets back up and says "stuff is going to go down tonight, I feel it"...Michele says "like what?"...Jeff says "I don't know, something kooky", he gets back in bed and sighs again...Michele leaves. The second Michele leaves, Jordan cracks up laughing and says "I'll turn them off"...Michele & Natalie are making a racket outside and Michele opens the door to turn off the lights that she had forgotten about...Jeff takes off his glasses and says "oh, it's going to be a long one"...Jordan says "I hope they don't play a prank on us, I don't want to have anything in my hair"...Jeff says he doesn't want any fu**ing thing on him...Jordan says they probably won't do it because one of them is going home...Jeff says they won't do it because they know he is going home and they don't want to piss him off. Jeff & Jordan get quiet and then Jeff says he wants to "think" for 2 minutes...he covers himself and prays...Jordan turns and seems to be in thought too...Jeff finishes and uncovers himself and says it's hot huh?...Jordan doesn't answer, they are quiet and then Jordan then says "sorry, I was saying my prayers"...Jeff repeats "it's hot right?"...Jordan says yeah, they shift a little so that Jeff's leg is on Jordan's legs and Jordan is cradling Jeff's arm as she normally does...Jeff whistles...they are quiet...they shift again and Jordan puts her hand on Jeff...Jeff reaches for her hand and they hold hands still being quiet...Jeff shakes his foot. Jordan sits up and throws her blanket aside and says she feels like her blanket has bugs on it...Jeff giggles and says yeah...Jordan ties her hair in a ponytail...they notice the high heeled person behind the walls...Jordan laments the fact she ate so late...Jeff says yeah, he's gaining weight for sure again...Jordan says "how do you think I feel?"...Jeff says "how do you feel?" LOL Jordan starts counting and says she gained 12 pounds, that's a lot, she asks Jeff is he thinks she gained weight in her face?...Jeff says no, he's been with her all the time...Jordan says that he's seen her the whole time so he hasn't noticed...Jeff whispers that's what he was saying...Jordan bets that if she looked at the first day compared to now she would say she looked so much skinnier. Jordan grabs Jeff's hand to hold and says she'll work it off when she gets home...Jeff starts pfttssssss'ing...he says "whattup?"...he sings "what I like about you" and then says "do you wanna talk about something?"...Jordan whispers "what do you wanna talk about?"...Jeff says "why Michele put that peanut butter in the toilet"...Jordan says "God, there's going to be ants all over that"...Jeff ahhh's and says "there is going to be ants all over that...f**k I didn't even think about that"...Jordan says she's not going to clean that shit up...Jeff says it's going to be gross as hell...Jeff gets up to get lotion as they discuss how gross the prank is. Jeff gets back in bed...Jordan reaches for his hand again and Jeff spreads some lotion on it...Jordan says to rub it on the other hand...Jordan says she's going to be so bored tomorrow, she's going to be a loner...Jeff says "not unless you're here...I'd be able to swallow the pill a lot more if I was here too"😢..Jordan plays with Jeff's belly button, feels bad (IMO) and then turns the other way... Jeff is quiet...Jordan tries to lighten the mood by saying that instead of hugging each other before leaving they should do the knuckle thing (like they did when making the halfway resolution pact)...Jeff says "blow it up?"...Jordan says "yeah"... Jeff continues to stare upwards, thinking and staying quiet, all of a sudden Jeff says "if you come into that jury house next week I'm going to be so pissed"...Jordan says "I won't...if I do you better be happy to see me"...Jeff sarcastically says "yeah, I'll be ecstatic" ...Jordan says they can lay out and grill out and do fun stuff. Jordan asks Jeff if he has noticed that on Thursday nights they are always sitting beside each other? BB puts them sitting that way...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan says it's funny...change of subject...she feels like stuff is crawling on her, she feels dirty...Jeff says to wash the sheets...Jordan says the room is probably going to be closed down...Jeff says half-heartedly says maybe...Jordan reaches for Jeff's hand again and they hold hands. They are quiet again...after awhile Jeff mutters f**k...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "nothing"...agonizingly quiet once more but it's almost like you can read their minds... Jeff turns himself around to lay on his belly saying that tomorrow is going to suck, he takes off his mic...Jordan goes to take off hers and asks "is this backscratch time?"...Jeff says "if you want to"...Jordan prepares herself and tells Jeff to scoot over, he does and she starts scratching...not a word is said... Michele comes in noisily and asks if they want the door back open?...Jordan says no, you're fine...Michele makes more noise...Jordan rubs Jeff's hair too...Michele says goodnight...Jordan & Jeff say goodnight...Michele says something about her yelling and if they want her to sleep outside...Jordan says no, you're fine, you're perfectly fine, it doesn't bother her, they've all been sleeping in the same room since they got there, isn't it funny? (Jeff probably disagrees...)...Michele says well this is "their" room...Jordan knows and says they thought this wasn't the cool room... Nothing from Jeff/sweet kiss on the shoulder 12:57-1:02am After Michele & Jordan quiet down, Jordan continues scratching Jeff's back...Jeff didn't say a word during their exchange...Jordan starts to slow down, she lightly scratches Jeff's side, nothing from Jeff...she lightly scratches the nape of his neck, nothing from Jeff...she pauses and looks up, she gets under the cover and puts her hand on Jeff's lower back, nothing from Jeff...Jordan starts to wonder if Jeff is falling asleep and probably wonders if that is how they are going to spend their last night, with such little interaction...she lightly taps Jeff's back, nothing from Jeff...she looks to be thinking to herself "that's it?"...finally Jeff moves lifting his head to scratch it...Jordan smiles...Jeff lays his face down and starts to rock his foot. Jordan sweetly reaches over and hugs Jeff, putting her head on Jeff's shoulder...she lightly taps Jeff's armpit a few times...nothing again from Jeff...she lightly pats Jeff on the face and asks if he's sleeping?...Jeff nuh uh's...Jordan rubs his neck, kisses Jeff on the shoulder and says "goodnight" 🙁 Jeff doesn't say a word...Jordan turns and lays on her back and tries to sleep...Jordan then turns on her side facing away from Jeff and the cams go off of them. Jeff finds out he’s 100% gone 1:06-1:09am Jeff has gotten up to go the bathroom, on the way there he sees Natalie at the kitchen counter...he asks her where she's at? is she a go or no?...Natalie tells him she doesn't think so...Jeff says he hopes he doesn't see her at the jury house...Natalie knows it's just she'd rather roll with Kevin than Michele...Jeff says Kevin is going to jury house, just so she knows...Natalie says she knows she'd have to win at final 3...Jeff says yeah...Natalie says she knows that but Michele isn't either...Jeff says with him she's guaranteed final 2, whatever, she can roll with someone who'll stab her in the back... Jeff goes to the bathroom, comes out, washes his hands, gargles with mouthwash and puts on more lotion...he walks towards the bedrooms...Natalie who is now sitting with Kevin tells Jeff that Michele is the one that put the peanut butter on the toilet, just so he knows...Jeff couldn't care less and walks away muttering under his breath… J&J’s last night together Pt2 1:09-1:26am Jeff returns to the SS room after finding out that Natalie will not keep him, he walks in just as Michele is walking out...Jeff lays down and Jordan asks if he had to pee?...Jeff mmm, hmm's and says then he got some water...Jordan rubs Jeff's chest...Jeff asks why Michele keeps coming in here if she knows she's going to get up and leave?...Jordan says Michele said she had to go clean up the peanut butter because there would be ants tomorrow... Jordan says "you're in a bad mood now aren't you?"...Jeff says "yeah, well you're staying 100%"...Jordan says "how do you know?"...Jeff says "cuz I just asked Natalie"...Jordan takes it in and turns away from Jeff...Jeff says "congratulations"...Jeff says that Natalie is so stupid, she's going to roll with Kevin, he's not even going to take her to the finals, she's so dumb, a fu**ing 18 yr old gets to the final four... Major quiet tension alert...(they are quiet for over 7 minutes) Jeff is in deep thought realizing the finality of it all...Jordan is trying to keep her eyes shut, who knows what she is thinking...Jeff rocks his feet and lets out a big sigh...just after the 1:17am mark Jordan reaches over and kisses Jeff on the cheek. Just as she does Michele walks in to ruin the moment 😫 she mumbles something about them doing the Saran wrap thing...J&J have no clue what she's talking about...Jordan kisses Jeff again and lays back down...Michele asks Jeff if he told them about the "toilet thing"?...Jeff says no. Michele says that K&N said Jeff told them...Jeff says "another lie in the BB house, what a surprise, even for a fu**ing dumb thing like that"...Michele says "it's all good...no it's not"...Michele sits down in bed...more weird tension...Jordan reaches over for Jeff...Jeff gives Jordan his arm, she starts rubbing and holds it...Jeff is still quiet...Jordan takes her leg out from under the cover...Jeff places his hand on it...Jordan links her hand with Jeff's. Jordan shifts and lays on her back again...Cams switch to 2 (camera person drove me nuts this night!!) ...they let go of their hands...Jeff rubs his eyes, exhales, takes off his shorts and covers himself...more silence for a few minutes...Jeff puts his legs up, uncovers his chest and just stares upward...Jordan keeps looking up too and turns away from Jeff onto her side… J&J’s last night together Pt3 1:26-1:48am Jeff & Jordan continue to lay in silence, Jordan turned away from Jeff...Jeff plays with his hair then continues to look upward...Jordan shifts around, scratches her back, her nose and yawns...she reaches back and looks for Jeff's hand...they hold hands... Michele gets up and leaves...Jordan turns to face Jeff and says she feels like bugs are crawling on her...Jeff says he feels Michele is bugging him...Cams go off J&J and then the feeds cut out... They return with Jeff and Jordan still being distant and restless...Jordan has turned away from Jeff again...she then lays on her back and clasps her hands on her chest...Jeff makes a weird moaning/groaning noise and then says "at least I can fu**ing jerk off tomorrow"...he laughs and gets up to get some water, as he lays back down he says to Jordan "dude, you like that better? I'm thinking positive" 😐 Jeff covers himself and gets comfy, he grabs Jordan, slides her over to snuggle with her and kisses her...Jordan doesn't respond and turns her head the other way...Jeff says "what are you being pouty about?"...Jordan looks at Jeff and then turns her head away and says "cuz you make me feel bad"...Jeff says "about what?"...Jordan says "I don't know"...Jeff says "shut up...shut up stupid"...Jeff seems to be touching Jordan's boobs, he makes that mmm sound that he does and then Jordan says "oww"...they cuddle and Jordan says "hmm?"...Jeff says "I'm just feeling"...Jordan says "it doesn't hurt but it kinda does, you know"...Jeff says "well you better get it checked out"...Jordan knows...Jeff says "don't you have to go for like checkups too anyway?"...Jordan says "yeah I was supposed to right before I left for here". Jeff has moved onto Jordan's butt now LOL he says "I love this butt"...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says "I don't know, it's just sexy to me" 😍 Jordan giggles and then says every time she would get the VIctoria's Secret catalog in the summer when they're in their bathing suits and she would be ahhh because their bodies are so perfect... Jeff says they could wear an egg sandwich and they'd look good...Jordan says yeah and look so hot...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says they really are the prettiest girls...Jeff says "in the world...yeah they are"...Jordan says "they're all from different countries right?...Jeff says hmm...Jordan says "mainly Brazil"...Jeff says yeah a couple...Jordan says she'd hate to live in Brazil...Jeff says he'd love it...Jordan says she knows Jeff would love it but she wouldn't...Jeff says why?...Jordan says cuz all the girls there are so pretty... Jeff says Jordan has a Brazilian butt 🍑..Jordan says "no, I don't"...Jeff says "yeah you do"...Jordan says "Brazilian butts are big?"...Jeff says they have big booties, some of them" (Jeff makes a clomping sound)...Jordan says "Brazilians? Is that why it's called Brazilian bottoms?"...Jeff doesn't know, maybe, he says not everybody, he thinks they have nice asses. Jordan says maybe if she worked on hers more and toned it, she'd have a Brazilian booty...Jeff says "you're fine"...Jeff farts and Jordan laughs...Jeff says what? it's not official until he blows farts before he leaves...Jeff ruffles the cover to let out the hot air...Jeff says wow...Jordan says what?...Jeff says it's weird that it's the last night...Jordan turns to face Jeff and she says that Jeff doesn't look like himself, he looks like Jordan Knight from NKOTB...Jeff says he looks like Jordan Knight in a pitch black room?...Jeff sings "the right kind of love" and says no, that's Jeremy Jordan, who is Jordan Knight?...feeds cut out for over 5 mins and return around the 1:46am mark When they return they are talking about celebrities they get mistaken for...Jeff says Jerry O'Connell but Jordan doesn't know who that is, he asks who does Jordan get?...Jordan says Miranda Lambert, she's a country singer, she sings Kerosene, she also gets that blond girl from the surfer movie Blue Crush...feeds cut out again for over 10 mins and return just after the 1:58am mark. Jeff & Jordan are under the cover presumably kissing...Jeff whispers that Jordan is trying to keep him quiet (by kissing) Jordan says for what? Jeff repeats what he said and then says why does he feel the cover is so small? Jordan says why does she feel it's so hot?...Jeff says cuz it is...Jordan says "Michele?" and rubs Jeff's head, she asks her if she thinks it's hot in there? Michele says she feels "messed up"...Michele says quite honestly her crotch hurts...Jeff says "oy oy oy"...Jordan is flirty and holds Jeff's face and then starts kissing him on the chest and shoulder while Jeff says he wishes his crotch hurt, just to get some feeling down there. M/J&J Sex talk Pt1 1:59-2:06am Warning - Graphic Content Ahead ⚠️ LOL Michele has just told Jeff & Jordan that her crotch hurts and Jeff says he wishes his did, at least he'd have some feeling down there...Jordan is kissing Jeff's chest/shoulder under the cover...Michele says it's not a good feeling, she spent too much time in the pool...Jeff asks how the f**k does that make your crotch hurt...Jordan pops her head out from under the cover to listen in on this, lol... Michele says if you sit around in a wet bathing suit all day, it's not good for girly parts...Jeff asks if it gets all pruny like your fingers? Jordan asks what about it?...Michele says she has an itchy vajayjay...Jeff still wants to know if it gets pruny though?...Michele & Jordan are like huh?...Jeff says he doesn't know, Michele said it hurts, doesn't it get pruny like fingers?...Jordan says it hurts because it lost...Michele laughs and says it lost for 2 months...Jeff says his vajayjay lost...Jordan says vaginas don't get pruny...Jeff says he doesn't know wtf they get like...Jordan says fingers are different than vaginas. 🥴😅 Jeff says he knows, his dick doesn't...Jordan says no, penises just get shrivelled and hard...Jeff says it does get shrivelled up...Jordan says I guess you could say your penis gets pruny...Jeff says it doesn't but it definitely gets weird, penises and water don't mix...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says it's not that they don't mix, they just go to a different place, a mindset...Jordan says "what? they camp out?"...Jeff says yeah definitely...Jordan says when it's cold or when it's hot...Jeff says when it's cold or when you're in the pool, if you're in a cold pool, it's over, it's non-existent, you're lucky if you have a dick... Jordan asks if you're hot, you get hard?...Jeff says no, but what's weird is that your balls control your temperature, like if it's boiling hot your nuts are going to sag lower...Jordan ewww's...Jeff says if it's really cold your nuts will be up on you to get tight for the warmth...Jordan asks if it's like when a girl's nipples get hard...they say no...Jordan thinks girl's nipples get shrivelled when you're cold...Michele says they get pointy and hard-y...Jordan says "yeah, they get hard and they shrivel"...Jeff says your dick doesn't get hard when it's hot, you don't walk around with a boner. Jordan asks why do guys wake up with boners?...Jeff says "cuz they're thinking about jamming some chick" They laugh. Jordan asks "is that really everything?"...Jeff says he doesn't know, he thinks so...Jordan says some guys just wake up and they're hard...Jeff says always...Jordan says "if you didn't dream about banging some chicks, what else would be the reason for you to be hard?"...Jeff says you gotta be thinking about some chick...you're not going to be chased by a mountain lion and get a boner 🍆 Jordan asks what if you wake up and have to pee real bad? does that make you hard, like in the morning?...Jeff says not really, sometimes you just have one and need to pee...Jordan says that's a bad combination...Jeff says it is because you then have to aim it in there, you gotta wait til it goes down a little, it's like a jack knife...Jordan says "wow" Jordan keeps pushing and asks Jeff if he likes waking up hard? Jeff says he doesn't like it, he doesn't care, it's not like he wakes up and says "it's gonna be a good day, I've got a huge boner" 🍆 They laugh. Jordan asks if he doesn't wack off or use it, does it hurt?...Jeff says "like blue balls?"...Jordan then asks "blue balls, why can't you get off?"...Jeff says "no, you can get off, if you don't get off, that's what blue balls are"...Jordan asks why you don't get off?...Jeff says he doesn't know why not, what the problem would be...Jordan asks if Jeff has ever had blue balls?...Jeff says "no, I always fu**ing finish the job" Jordan says "always?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan says "you've never had blue balls?"...Jeff says "well if I don't finish over there, you better believe I'm going home and finishing up" 😆 They laugh. Jordan says "wow"...Jeff says he did a couple of times...Jordan asks if it was with himself or someone else?...Jeff asks how the f**k would he have it with himself? he'd get in an argument with himself?...they laugh...Jordan says maybe he wasn't in the mood...Jeff says "what? I didn't buy myself dinner and I'm fu**ing out of here? More laughs...Jordan keeps on with the blue ball theme...Jeff says say you're with a chick, you just start talking to a chick...Jordan says "and she scrapes you with her teeth?"...Jeff says that could be a reason or you're just fu**ing around but you never finish, you're not going to have sex with that person but you're doing everything else, you're into it but it dies down or something happens and you don't, what if someone has to leave... Jordan says it stops but then that horniness is built up inside and you need to release it cuz if you don't your penis will be sore?...Jeff say your balls will be sore...Jordan asks what it feels like?...Jeff says it's an achy feeling...Jordan says you need to ejaculate then...Jeff says "yeah, you gotta pop that zit"...Jordan (not liking the analogy) says "thank you"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says she thought Jeff was being sarcastic about her face...Jeff says no, why the f**k would he do that? he was using an analogy... M/J&J’s Sex Talk Pt2 2:06-2:15am Warning - Graphic Content Ahead ⚠️ LOL Jeff explains that he was just using an analogy when saying getting off was like popping a zit...Jordan doesn't take offense and rubs Jeff's hair, she says "I'm glad I don't have a penis and balls then"...Jeff says it doesn't happen all the time...Jordan says "I would hate to wake up in the morning and feel pain in balls...like an achy pain, I would hate that, I'm glad I have a vagina and I wake up and my vagina is fine, you know?...and it's not crying, for attention" Jordan laughs...Jeff says "your vagina should be crying for attention"...Jordan says "why?"... Jeff says "I don't know...there's probably like spider webs in there" 🕸️🕸️🕸️ They crack up laughing... Jordan says OMG!...Jeff says "I'm just playing around"...Jordan says "that was so funny"...Jeff says "if it was about somebody else"...Jordan says no, she thinks it's funny...she knows, there's a big shock sign and if you touch it, it zaps you...Jeff says "yeah, out of business"...Jordan says "no trespassing"...Jeff says she should have one of those little signs that says be back in 5 minutes and never flip it around. Michele asks Jordan if she has a vibrator?...Jordan says she doesn't...Michele says she should get one...Jeff says she should get "something"...Jordan says she doesn't even know how to use one...Michele says it's really easy...Jeff says yeah, ask Michele, before you leave (LA), swing by Michele's house, she's probably got them in the kitchen drawer...Jordan laughs...Michele says no, yes!...Jeff says Michele mixes eggs with her vibrator ...Jordan says ahh, man, she's probably the only person in this world that doesn't have one...Michele says no, seriously, get one...Jeff says Michele is serious...Michele says she cares about Jordan 🙄 Jeff asks if there aren't a million different vibrators?...Jordan says she always pictures a vibrator as a big dildo looking thing that just vibrates...Michele says you can get them smaller that just vibrate...Jordan says "what do you do? stick it in your cooch?" Jeff cracks up! Michele says no, you stick it by your clit, you turn it on and there you go...Jeff & Jordan laugh in the exact same way with their hands up to their faces...Michele says "job done"...Jeff says it's true, it's pretty simple...Jordan says "holy shit"...they keep laughing. Michele says she could get all crazy and get the double ones...Jordan bets Michele has the triple decker one...Jeff says Michele plugs it into her car battery ...Michele says she broke her favorite one before she came to BB and she was mad...Jeff wonders how you break one, she got crazy with it?...Michele say she just broke it...Jeff says "omg"...Jordan bets Michele & her husband have crazy sex, she doesn't want to picture it...Michele says please don't.... Jeff says "yeah, yeah yeah, I thought about that"...Michele blurts out "you thought about me having sex, good!...thanks Jeff" ...Jordan half giggles and Jeff says "no, I thought about how crazy your sex is probably"...Jordan marks her territory and grabs Jeff's hand , they hold hands. Jordan says now Michele lost all this weight and looks good, she needs to go buy some sexy lingerie...Michele says she so is...Jeff says that shit won't even last when she walks in the door, he'll rip it off...Jordan says he'll rip it off and attack her...Jeff says she has to go to that Hustler store...Jordan says at home they have the Red Door...Jeff says they have Lover's Lane and then he says it in his husky whispery voice...Jordan says he sounds like a killer's voice...Jeff says they're everywhere but he's never been in one of those...Jordan says there's Adam & Eve?...Jordan says she's been in a sex store before but never bought anything, she saw some crazy stuff...Michele says there is, she orders her stuff online. Jordan says she has thought about it, one time, dressing up, trying to be sexy...Jeff says to Michele "you get shit online?"...Michele says yeah...Jeff says that's good because then it comes in a box and no one knows...Michele says you can buy stuff at Amazon. Jordan says she wants to do something different besides...like if you husband or boyfriend came home and it's a nurse, everybody has a nurse or the schoolgirl, she'd want something like...Little Red Riding Hood or something...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "f**k yeah...dirty little hood" 🐺 they laugh... Michele says she likes to clean in her French maid outfit but Jeff ignores her and as Jordan reaches back to touch Jeff's arm... Jeff says "would you dress up like that Jordan?"...Jordan says "what? like sexy?"...Jeff says "yeah, like in those outfits?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's... Michele speaks up trying to put her two cents in saying it will put you in a sexy mood but Jeff presses on with Jordan and says "you would?"...Jordan says "I would"...Michele keeps rambling about putting on one of those and you feel hot, let's do it...Jeff ignores her again and continues asking Jordan "so if we were dating and I came home from work, you would maybe just be there one day wearing that?"...Jordan nods yes and mmm, hmm's...Jeff is 😛 and says "come on!"...Jordan says "no, I'm serious"...Jeff says "that's pretty hot"🔥... Jordan explains she wouldn't have before she got her boobs done but now that their done she would...Jeff says "but then you know you have to do it after that"...Jordan says "yes, I know"...Jeff says "you can't just put that on and be like ok, I was just playing"...Jordan says she's not self-concious about it, you put it on and feel sexy or whatever, go for it...Jeff says "f**k yeah, rawwrrr" 🐯 Jordan tells a story about a girl she knew that would dress up for her boyfriend (they're married now) every time he would come home from work, she would tease him, tie him up...Jeff says "oh God...thank God I got one more night in here" ...Jordan says they dated for 5 or 6 years and she would do stuff like that to keep it spicy because it can get boring. Michele agrees...Jordan says her mom said you have to keep it exciting...Jeff agrees and says he's down with that shit...Jordan says when you date someone for a year or two, you kind of bum around, don't put on makeup, you do a routine...Jeff says "you kind of do it to get it done?"...Jordan says kind of, that's it, it's not like when you first start dating someone...Jeff says "no way"...Jordan says "it's all like..."...Jeff says "sex fu**ing 10 times a day"...Jordan says "it's the honeymoon stage where all you want to do is"...Jeff says "do it?"...Jordan says "yes, thank you for filling out my words, all you want to do is like"...Jeff says "bang?"...Jordan says yes. Michele says she's so looking forward to getting out of this house... Jeff says "I never thought I'd be looking forward to it til tomorrow but I'm going to beat my junk like it owes me money" 🤣🤣 Michele laughs and Jordan says "Oh My God!"...Jeff says "see you guys on the flip side"...Jordan says "wow"...Jeff says "there's no time for an interview Julie, where's the bathroom?" he laughs...Jordan says "wow Jeff"...Jeff says he's just kidding… J&J’s last night together Pt4 2:22-2:31am Jeff has just finished joking around that he doesn't have to hear Jordan's jibberjabber all night due to the fact they'll now have a TV to watch in the hotel room when they get out and Jeff says "aren't you going to miss my wisecracks?"...Jordan is kissing Jeff's arm, she says mmm, hmm...Jeff says "you guys are gonna miss me...watch, maybe not tomorrow or Friday but"...Michele interrupts saying that she's going to tell his ass off once he walks out the door, screw you Jeff ...Jeff ignores her and says "on Sunday when you guys are laying here with nothing to do, you'll be like I wish Jeff was here"...Michele is rude once again saying "are you kidding? now I can have Jordan all to myself, f**k you" (Michele thinks she's being oh so funny...ugh) Jordan reaches over and snuggles into Jeff caressing his face while Jeff says "you guys are going to have a Jeff day, I know it"...Jordan kisses Jeff while Michele says "no, you think too highly of yourself Jeff"...Jordan caresses Jeff's face again while Jeff says if he thought highly of himself he would say they would miss him everyday...Jordan rubs Jeff's face and hair...Jeff says that he says that one day they're going to break down and do all the Jeff highlights like you do with each past houseguest... Michele sarcastically says "no, I already forgot what your name was"...Jeff says "and Jordan will still be outside and one of you will dick over the other person and then you guys will become friends with that person and then they'll come in and talk shit about the person that just dicked them over"...Jordan holds Jeff's face and kisses him repeatedly while Jeff continues "and then you'll be like remember Jeff? we shouldn't have dicked him over and now I have a dick in my ass and I'm leaving next week". Jordan says that she said when she first came there she said she wanted a bed to herself because she shared a bed with her mom and she didn't have to sleep with anyone and she ended up sleeping with someone, it's funny, she hasn't minded sharing a bed the whole time she was here, first with Lydia and then with Jeff and before she was scared to sleep in the same bed (with Jeff)...Jeff says "I know"... Michele says the first thing she said is she's not sleeping with a boy...Jordan says she remembers she gave Jeff her bed...Michele says she ended up sleeping with Jeff in the HN room, Ronnie in the HN room, Russell in the HN room...Jordan grabs Jeff again and holds him tight...Jeff says "oh yeah, that's real sexual in there" and then holds Jordan's head and rubs it (sweet! 🥰)... (I must've missed this gem 🙄 from Michele implying sexual feelings due to the fact I tuned out most everything she said) Michele says her & Jeff would be in the HN room and hit each others' butts by accident and then one of them would run to the bathroom, it was so sexy🥴 ...Jordan pats Jeff on the belly...Jeff says they would wake up and start cursing, they were so pissed...Michele says they would be shivering, it was like sexy time in jail (UGH)... Jeff mentions the hairy pig blankets and the tissue pillows...Jeff tells Jordan that at least she gets to sleep alone tomorrow night...Jordan says she wasn't saying it was bad, she likes it (sleeping with Jeff), she's used to it...Michele offers to sleep with Jordan...Jordan says yuck or yuhh (can't tell)...Jeff laughs...Michele says please, she just wants someone to cuddle with...Jordan says she'd wake up in the middle of the night and Lydia would be rubbing her arm, sometimes it felt good so she never said anything...Jeff says "f**k yeah". Jordan says what about that one night she tried to touch Jeff's peepee...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says she was getting pissed...Jeff says he thought Jordan told her too and he was like Jordan!...Jordan says why would she do that?...Jeff doesn't know, people were grabbing his yoinker all night...Jordan at first was like what?...Jordan hugs Jeff again and then let's go...Jeff says Lydia is probably giving double hand jobs in the jury house right now...Jordan says not with Russell, she wouldn't mess with him but definitely Jessie...Jeff says whatever, it's going to be a fu**ing nightmare tomorrow, he's going to be ridiculed...Michele doesn't think he'll go tomorrow, he'll get a decompression day...Jeff hopes not, he could use that, he asks when he gets to talk to the psychologist? he's got a couple fu**ing sentences for him...Jordan is holding Jeff again and rubbing his chest and patting him...Jeff says he has a couple things to get off his chest. Jordan is giving Jeff the signs she wants to cuddle so Jeff turns towards Jordan and covers them, he kisses her on the forehead, he asks her what? what was she going to say?...Jordan says Jeff always talking about stabbing people...Jeff says he wants to, nah, he's just joking...Jeff & Jordan cuddle, there is rustling...Michele's stomach rumbles and she says it's obnoxious, she needs more Tums...Jeff takes the cover and completely buries them under it...lots of kissing...Jeff pauses, lol, to say he smells like garlic... Michele mentions smelly hand lotion to cover it up...Jeff is distracted but says "what?" from under the cover...Michele says to put hand lotion on...Jeff says he does, it's in his pores...Michele says he's the cooking guy, isn't there something that takes the smell away?...Jeff says "soap?"...Jeff says Lydia's lotions smells good, he loves it. Jeff then says to Jordan "what's up? you got itchies?"...they continue under cover and then Jordan does something to which Jeff whispers "what?...Jordan whispers "nothing"...Jordan turns the other way and says Jeff always cooks with garlic, that's why he smells...Michele says Jordan's answer is very delayed. Jordan looks up in the air while Jeff is feeling Jordan...all over her body, lol (especially her butt 🍑 ) he kisses her face twice😘😘...Jeff & Michele talk about her making garlic when she was on slop...Michele goes to get up...Jordan asks where she's going? Michele says to scheme, no, she's going to go piss...Jeff says to watch for the Saran wrap... Cams go off J&J now and follow Michele into the bathroom!...right when they were getting cuddly! Grrr LOL Goofing around & getting frisky 2:33-2:42am Michele has gone to the bathroom and the cams go irritatingly off of J&J and onto her...they stay off of J&J for about 2 minutes, they return just after the 2:33am mark... J&J are under the cover rustling around...Jordan is giggling like crazy because Jeff is tickling her...Jordan says "Jefffff, oh man that tickles" ...Jordan's head peeks out...Jeff covers them again with Jeff saying "mmmmm, it's over"...Jordan says "what's over?"...Jeff reaches over to kiss Jordan and says "no more tickles"...kiss...Jordan giggles and says "oh geez I got that tingling inside ...on my neck"... Jeff does something and Jordan says "nuh uh"...Jeff says "yes"...Jordan says "no"...Jeff says "yes"...another kiss...Jeff says "mmm, I quit"...Jordan mumbles something...they keep kissing...Jordan says "no, you can't go near my neck"...Jeff says he's not...Jordan sits up and says it's cuz Jeff tickles her...Jeff says he's just fu**ing around. Jeff says "you"...Jordan says "you what?"...Jeff says "you like it"...Jordan lays back down saying "you like it"...Jordan grabs Jeff's arm and says "k, goodnight"...Jeff says "just like that?"...Jordan says "why aren't you going to go to bed?"...Jeff says "you wanna scratch my back?"...Jordan says "hmmm" and pauses...at the same time they both say "yeah"...Jeff turns to lay on his tummy and says "whaddya mean, you don't have to do it no more"...Jeff gets his pillow ready and says "it's over", as he does this Jordan says "one more" and waits for Jeff to kiss her...Jeff says "what?" and Jordan says "kiss"...Jeff obliges and they kiss. Jordan preps herself and tells Jeff to scoot over closer which he does...Jeff says he wants to take this fu**ing thing off (referring to the cover) and he whips it off his legs while Jordan starts scratching/rubbing...cue Michele entering ...Michele asks if they are sleep for real now (umm, if they were you just woke them up)... Jordan says she's rubbing his back for him to go to sleep but she's going to have to pee now...Jeff says he has to too...Jordan secretly smiles and then Michele says another doozy 😑 "remember that time we all slept together in the bed, that was nice"🥴 ...Jordan is caught off guard and giggles (probably thinking she is crazy) and then says "in the HOH?"... Jeff says "that sucked.....if we all had different blankets it might have been alright" (nice save Jeff)...Michele says "yeah" and then says he had a ridiculously shaky leg...Jeff says he's the worst to sleep with, he does have shaky leg...Michele says "it's cute" 🤢 ...Jeff says "not when you're trying to sleep" (Jordan has stopped rubbing and is taking this in, probably thinking I'm gonna slap this b**ch! lol) Jeff moves to get Jordan to keep rubbing, he says "hey"...Jordan says "sorry" and keeps rubbing but then says she's got to go pee real quick because she really has to go...Jordan leaves. Michele immediately asks Jeff "what's the longest you've been in a relationship?"...Jeff says 8 years...Michele says 8 years?...Jeff says "8 or 9 years, yeah"...Michele says "geez"...Jeff says it was on and off but it started in high school from sophomore year but then it was on and off so...it was a long time...he asks Michele where did that question come from?...Michele says she never asked him anything personal about girlfriends and stuff...Jeff says "yeah, I don't talk much about it"...Michele says she knows, it's hard to pry information out of him sometimes...Jeff says yeah...Michele says he's mysterious...Jeff says nah, it's just, he's pretty open but some things...if he wasn't in here he'd probably tell her a lot, lot more about things. Oh please kill me now with this comment 😵 - Michele in a sickly sweet voice says "hey, if we weren't in here we would have never met"...Jeff says "yeah"...they quiet down and then Michele asks what "Jordo" has to get Jeff if she wins...Jeff says he told her Bears tickets...Jeff says Jordan had a pretty lengthy list so it's good he's not going anywhere...Jordan walks in and Jeff says "there's that golddigger now" LOL... Jeff gets up to go pee...Jordan stands still and says "who?"...Jeff says "what?"...Jeff sits at the foot of the bed and puts his shorts on...Jordan reaches out in the dark for Jeff and says "where you at?...I can hear you, are you up?"...Jeff stands up and reaches for Jordan saying "what?" he hugs her, grabs her butt with one hand and nuzzles her neck but accidentally bashes her foot/leg on the frame of the bed causing her to fall on the bed...Jeff says "did you bash your heel?"...he laughs and kisses her back...Jordan moans in pain...Jeff holds her foot while Michele asks if they're wrestling?...Jeff says he smashed her foot against the wall...Jordan reaches out to Jeff saying he does it all the time, every single time...she pulls Jeff down on top of her and holds him there 😉they both giggle...Jeff says he has to pee but he kisses/nuzzles her neck twice for good measure...Jordan is giggling and loving it, the second time saying between giggles "stop, my neck...Jefffff" Jeff shows mercy and stops saying to watch out, he'll hurt himself...Jordan says she hopes he bangs something...Jeff says "I hope I bang something tomorrow"...Jeff leaves and Jordan says "ahh, he's crazy" 😜 Jeff is too negative 2:44-3:05am Jeff comes back from going to the washroom and goes to the dresser to get a drink of water...Jordan tells Jeff that she's laying right where Jeff normally sleeps...Jeff says "why?"...Jordan says she kinda likes the way that side feels and with that moody Jeff comes into effect 😣...he tells her that she can get used to it tomorrow...Jordan laughs...Michele asks Jeff if he can leave her some cigarettes...Jeff says he can leave her just a couple but he doesn't think she needs to be smoking...Michele says "oh, shut up"...Jeff lays down and asks Jordan "where you at?"...Jordan says "right here"...Jeff says "why?" Jordan asks "whaddya mean?"...Jeff says "can you scoot over a little?"...Jordan does...Jeff says "that's all, give a brother some space"...Jordan turns facing away from Jeff...Jeff says "ahh, it's so much funner when other people are going home"...they both laugh...Jeff says "it sucks when the game's over...it's fu**ed up"...Michele says Jeff would have had a lot more fun this week if she was going home...Jeff says "if anyone was going home but me it would be"...Michele says she was the one going home if not him...Jordan interjects that she was the one that was going home...Jeff says (to Michele) "that's not true, if you fu**ing won HOH then none of us would be going home"...Jeff is super mean here saying to Jordan "you too, f**kface" 😨 Jordan pffftt's and Jeff pfttt's too and says "what? f**k at least I'm not going home, who cares if I have to run fast"...Michele says "dude, I fu**ing tried man"...Jeff says "we'll see how much harder you guys try when it's your ass on the line"...Michele says "dude, I was totally running fast, I don't have fu**ing huge legs"...Jeff says "whatever, hopefully you guys never go home"...Michele asks if Jeff is serious...Jeff says "no, no, I'm just fu**ing busting your balls"...Michele says ok, she was trying, she broke her knee...Jordan speaks up agreeing that Michele hurt herself and tried. Jeff says "whatever, you guys need two more people outta here and you win the money...that shouldn't be that hard"...Jordan says "could you talk any louder?"...Jeff doesn't like hearing that and says "who gives a f**k, talk any louder what? they don't know it's you two against them two?"...Jordan shifts and makes a noise of frustration...Jeff says "what? am I ruining your gameplans?"...Jordan says "no, you're just, I can't stand when you act like this" Jordan raises her voice and continues "I told you, I can't stand when you act like this!"...Jeff says "act like what?"...Michele says "are you being negative for like a second"...Jeff says he just said he wants them two to f**king win...Jordan says "ok Jeffff"...Jeff says "oh shut up Jordan" 🫣 Jeff rubs his ear and they lay in dead silence..................................... Michele asks "have you planned your speeches?"...Jeff & Jordan say no. More silence......................... Around the 2:50am mark Jordan turns to lay on her back and she places her hand on Jeff's side near his underwear...just at the 2:51am mark Jeff takes his hand and pushes Jordan's hand aside...Jordan tries again to place her hand on Jeff but he turns away from her saying "factory's closed"...Jeff lays on his side clutching the cover... Jordan turns to spoon Jeff, she places her arm on top of Jeff's arm...Jeff says "don't hug me, I'm too negative" 🥺...Jordan doesn't let that stop her, she puts her arm under Jeff's, squeezes him tight and pulls him towards her...Jeff says "just go to sleep"...Jordan takes her arm away to fix her shorts and then she tries again, she hugs Jeff by putting her arm under his... Jeff seems to be thinking and it's clear he's not sleeping anytime soon...Jordan is occasionally secretly smiling...Jordan shifts again and hugs Jeff again, this time putting her arm over Jeff's arm and pulling it back towards her, she holds Jeff's hand and gives Jeff a sweet kiss on the shoulder...they both lay in silence blinking and thinking. Jeff pulls his arm away and clears his throat...Jordan isn't deterred, she yet again hugs Jeff...for some reason Jordan keeps secretly smiling as they lay in silence, lol...just after the 2:56am mark Jordan gives up and turns to face away from Jeff and gets comfy with her pillow, shortly after that she tugs on the cover and Jeff gets himself comfy and adjusts the cover asking if it's ok for her...she mmm, hmm's. Jeff stews for the next 7/8 minutes laying on his side, then turns to lay on his back...Jeff stares upward... Jeff says he’s sorry 3:05-3:16am Along with the loving look Jeff gave Jordan in the HOH room after she offered Michele her nail polish, this is my other favorite J&J moment on the feeds. Jeff has been laying on his side stewing for awhile when he finally turns to lay on his back...he exhales and looks upward thinking...he picks at his nose a little, lol...he clears his throat and looks upward again...he finally gives in and turns towards Jordan, nudges her and whispers "are you asleep?...are you sleeping?"...Jordan mmm's and says "kind of", she reaches back and rubs Jeff's head. Jordan says "you want me to rub your back?"...Jeff says in a muffled tone "no, it's alright, I'll fall asleep"...Jordan says "no, I'll rub your back, that'll make you sleepy"...Jeff continues hugging her and says "don't worry about it"...Jordan says "no, c'mon, I don't mind"...Jordan turns towards Jeff and she touches Jeff's face...they get cozy...Jordan says "it'll make you sleepy"...during this Michele gets up again and heads to the door, just as Michele is exiting Jeff is seen taking the cover off and reaching over Jordan's chest to hug/kiss her but of course the camera goes off J&J and onto the ever fascinating Michele. UGH!! A minute later the cam goes back to J&J, Jordan is now rubbing Jeff's back. It's very close and intimate, slow and deliberate...they know this is the last back rub, Jordan seems like she is sleepily taking all of Jeff in, Jeff has his eyes wide open and seems deep in thought probably regretting his moodiness. Just after the 3:12am mark Jordan signals to Jeff that it's over, Jeff turns to face Jordan whispering thanks...Jordan holds Jeff's head and hmm's...Jeff whispers "I'm sorry" and they kiss. ♥ Jeff lays his head back down on the pillow and Jordan is seen looking up towards the camera and smiling. Oh so sweet! Jordan starts rubbing again, this time even closer to Jeff, she rubs for a few minutes, then tires and stops, signalling Jeff it's over by patting him on the back...Jeff whispers for her to go to sleep...Jordan turns on her back, rubs Jeff's shoulder with her arm and then lays her arm down next to Jeff and places it under the elastic waistband of Jeff's underwear. So freaking cute! (guaranteed she did this many times when they slept, it was just never seen this clearly before) Last kisses before sleep 3:19-3:25am Jeff & Jordan still haven't gone to sleep despite attempts, they have been laying quietly for a little while, Jeff on his belly, Jordan on her back with her hand in Jeff's undies 😊 @ the 3:21am mark Jeff turns towards Jordan, covers them both and cuddles Jordan pulling her body closer to him...Jeff starts rubbing Jordan's arm because Jordan says "rub this arm because it's closer"...Jeff rubs her arm for a bit and then cuddles closer to her, caressing her face with his free hand. Very sweet & sad... They lay like this for a little bit and then Jordan turns her face towards Jeff, holds his head and sweetly kisses Jeff's forehead. She then starts rubbing his arm that is draped over her...Jeff then kisses Jordan on the cheek and whispers something to her (inaudible but most likely that they should go to sleep)...they finally settle in to sleep for real... Jordan reaches for Jeff 4:28am Just before the 4:29am mark...while sleeping Jordan turns and reaches out for Jeff, places her hand on his chest briefly and then positions her hand more comfortably for sleep. Sweet sleepy neck rub 8:34-8:37am Jeff and Jordan are sleeping...Michele starts making funny noises and then suddenly yells out "Mom, stop it" 😳 ...both Jeff and Jordan startle but settle down again with Jeff covering himself and Jordan snuggling into Jeff's back...after half a minute Jordan shifts again but still maintains contact with Jeff...he leans back into Jordan but they don't speak...Jeff lays his head back down and Jordan reaches for Jeff's neck and sweetly rubs it for a minute... Jeff shifts and then Jordan settles back down to sleep some more… The sadness begins 10:26-10:36am The HG's are woken up by BB, they putter around for a bit and then Jordan sits on the bed in the SS room and drinks her OJ...Jeff joins her in bed...Jeff covers his face with the cover, constantly shaking his feet. Jordan lays down and just stares out in space, there are no words spoken by them but just the look on Jordan's face says it all. @ the 10:31am mark Jordan looks up at the ceiling visibly fighting back tears. She continues with a super sad look on her face for another 5 minutes or so. As she would say, she is majorly bummed. Just after the 10:34am mark more tears well up in her eyes. Just after the 10:36am mark Jordan closes her eyes and dozes off. Jeff keeps shaking his feet… Last cuddle and banter in the HOH room 11:21-11:50am The HG's are locked down in the HOH room...at first Jeff plays solitaire on the floor near the round chair while Jordan lays in the round chair...Jeff gets tired of playing and lays down on the floor covering himself with the turquoise duvet...Jordan is huddled with her blanket laying on the round chair...they are both pretty restless but do seem to settle... After awhile Jordan starts shifting around more and puts her feet over the edge of the chair...just after the 11:23am mark Jeff, who is also moving around touches Jordan's foot with his to tickle her...so cute!...she sits up and asks Jeff if he was tapping his foot?...Jeff touches her foot again with his to show her he was...Jordan asks if he was tapping his foot earlier?...Jeff says probably, why?..Jordan says that she was like uhhhh. Jordan asks Jeff if he wants to come up on the round chair?...Jeff says "that's ok" and he yawns...Jordan says "come up here"...Jeff says "come down here"...Jordan says "nooo, that floor's hard"...Jeff says "that couch is small"...so Jordan goes and lays down next to Jeff on the hard floor LOL They cuddle and get settled and Jeff says "what's up?"...Jordan says "nothing"...they get quiet...after a minute Jeff giggles/snickers and says "we have to get in our last one" 😉...they shift around and Jordan hugs Jeff, Jeff softly kisses her a few times...Jeff says "I didn't sleep at all last night, did I wake you up?"...Jordan nuh uh's...Jeff says "I was tossing and turning" 😟 Jeff & Jordan get quiet then Jordan turns again and Jeff spoons Jordan, hugs her from behind, at one point he laughs about something. (mostly inaudible but I think he says something about Jordan snoring last night) Michele notices Jordan isn't on the chair and then puts her two cents in by saying that Jeff has company...Jeff says mmm, hmm...Jordan says "drown me"...lots of rustling under the cover, weird noises are heard coming from under there, maybe a kiss, Jeff and Jordan both giggle...Jeff then mumbles something inaudible about being sad (?)...they stay quiet for a long while...more inaudible words...then Jeff says or does something to which Jordan says mmm, hmm...Jeff laughs and says "shut up"...Jordan giggles. Miraculously the mics get turned on finally and we hear Jeff saying "fright night"...Jeff whispers something inaudible and says something about Jordan putting her stupid make up on time...Jordan says she has until 5...Jeff says "hate that shit, put it on the list!", he laughs...Jeff then says something about being bitter and the list and says to Jordan "you're going to be on that list too"...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff says he's just joking and he laughs... Jeff says "makeup, on there"...Jordan says something about him not liking her (with makeup, it's very muffled)...Jeff says "I like you like that, you look good like that"...Jordan protests...Jeff says "if I didn't think you looked good like that why would I tell you that"...Jordan says "I don't know"...Jeff says he can't take that shit and to put it on the list, he thinks that's already been on...they laugh. Jeff yawns and says "geez Louise", he asks Jordan if she's hungry...Jordan says she is, what is he cooking?...Jeff doesn't know but it's his one last hurrah with sour cream, turkey bacon and avocado...Jeff whispers something and he giggles. Jeff says "what are you looking at?...Jordan says "you"...Jeff says "for what?"...Jordan doesn't answer... Jeff says he hopes that crowd is rip-roaring, will he get a loud one?...Jordan thinks so...Jeff asks "will there be a Jeff sign?"...Jordan says she doesn't know about that...they giggle...Jeff says "I'm pushing it?"...Jordan says "yeah"...Jordan tells Jeff she thinks he'll get a good ovation, she says if Jeff gives her a kiss at the end of the show, he'll probably get a really loud one 😏...Jeff says "you're really looking for this kiss"...Jordan says "I am"...Jeff says "if you were going out, I'd give you a kiss, I'm going to be bitter going out"... Jordan says "so I'll give you a kiss"...Jeff says "but it's not going to be good because I'm going to be sour"...Jordan says "well then nevermind"...Jeff says "we'll see how it plays out, how I'm feeling"...Jeff continues saying "it's cool if you give a big kiss and I fu**ing march out the door like a bozo"...Jordan giggles...Jordan continues hugging Jeff....feeds cut out signalling HOH time is over... Jeff the cook gets one last squeeze 12:17-12:23pm Jeff is cooking lunch for the last time. Jordan is doing dishes. They are being quiet but then Jeff says "might as well eat the rest of the pasta you know?"...Jordan says "yeah, I agree"...Jeff says "might as well make some pasta before I go home and eat pasta all the time...it's all I eat at home"...Jordan says "pasta?"...Jeff says when he goes out he eats pasta with pink sauce all the time or fish, actually he's going to eat a lot of fish...Jordan says "ewww"...Jeff says he's going to send her a piece of fish...Jordan says "yuck, I'll send it back in the mail"...Jeff says "really, I'll fu**ing fly there and slap you in the face with it" LOL Jeff says "I'm kind of excited like I'm going home but I'm not, ykwim?"...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says he kind of thinks he's excited to be going home...Jordan says "why?"...Jeff doesn't know but he feels like he's going home but he's not...Jordan says you never know what it's going to be like in jury house...Jeff says he's sure it won't be as bad as he thinks but it won't be home...Jordan says Jeff will be stress free, he won't have anything to worry about for 2 weeks so it's basically like a vacation, she's sure Russell and them will be Ohhhh when he walks in but then it will get old, they'll get over it and they'll all be friends by finale night...Jeff says he doesn't know about that... Jordan says not friends but cordial, they can fake it, then they can all go talk all the shit they want...Jordan hopes she doesn't have to see Russell in the jury house...Jeff says yeah...Jordan doesn't like him, she doesn't want to be around any of them...Jeff says it's going to be awesome...Jordan says the house is supposed to be so big...Jeff hopes so but like she said it's not going to be as bad as he thinks, it will suck dick but it won't be as bad as he thinks...Jordan agrees and says he can watch movies... Jeff says yeah after 2 or 3 days they'll get over it and then they'll start bashing the next person...Jordan doesn't think they'll bash anyone else...Jeff doesn't know about that...Jordan is sure Russell will says something about his birthday present...Jeff says this is going to be their fu**ing wish of the century...Jordan says to not worry about it and if he starts arguing with him, just walk away from him...Jeff says "f**k that, what do I have to lose now"...Jordan says if he says something to just say that he outlasted him. Jeff adds the vodka sauce to the mixture in the pan...Jordan asks if the colander is out for Jeff?...Jeff says yeah, he's going to do the pasta in there...Jeff hands Jordan the empty sauce jar to throw out saying that she looks like she wants something to do...Jordan apparently rolls her eyes because Jeff says "did you just roll your eyes?"...Jordan throws out the jar...Jeff says "ahhh?" and Jordan mumbles "yeah"...Jeff says "why? at me? huh yo-yo?"...Jordan straightens out the kitchen table chairs... Michele walks by in her dress for the live show and Jordan says "oooh"...Jordan heads towards Jeff...Jeff says "did you roll your eyes at me right now?"...Jordan says nuh-uh and squeezes Jeff from behind and rubs his side/belly. Jeff says "I was like what was that for? I didn't say anything bad"...Jordan then says she's going to take a shower and heads to the bathroom. Last tender moments in the SS room 1:37-143pm In a week where Jeff's bitterness and anger toward Kevin boiled over onto Jordan several times, this next exchange is so sweet and telling. Jeff has been playing solitaire in the SS room on Cam 1 and Jordan has been getting ready for the live show in the bathroom on Cam 2...over the next 40 minutes or so Jordan comes in and out of the SS room...she is obviously very upset and seems unable to even look at Jeff, she packs the Luminous and the White Strips for Jeff in his Big Brother bag so he'll have something from her and to do in the jury house. @ the 1:38 pm mark Jordan does sit on the bed next to Jeff who is still playing solitaire as if somewhere in the cards there is the cure for cancer or something 🤨 He plays for a bit longer and then lays next to Jordan. @ the 1:40 pm mark Jordan turns towards Jeff and snuggles into his armpit, she lays on her stomach with her knees bent, swinging her feet in the air a bit....Jeff puts his feet on top of hers and their legs swing together for a moment...it is almost as if they are holding feet. ed. note: Michele is in the room irritatingly spraying Raid on the ants and just does NOT seem to get the message that Jeff & Jordan want to be alone despite a hint that Jeff gives her to go spray in another room. UGH Jordan seems to be very teary eyed through these moments, lots of sniffling and eye swiping, not even able to look at Jeff...Jeff leans over to hold her for a moment, kissing her neck...Jeff asks "is your hair Luminous?"...Jordan turns and smiles at him, saying "mmm, hmm...in the light?...Jeff comments on how soft her hair saying "it's softy"...Jeff keeps caressing it and says "I like soft things"...Michele giggles and Jeff says "what?"...Jordan gathers her hair and tells Jeff to play with it...he protests mildly saying he doesn't want to mess it up and make it all "bird's nest" but he plays with it anyway... ...gently running his fingers through it. Michele keeps spraying...UGHHH Jordan is sniffling and can be seen rubbing/wiping her eyes with her fingers while Jeff does this...Jeff finishes and says "Luminous"...they touch feet again and Jeff completely rolls onto Jordan giving her three sweet kisses. Jeff holds her while Jordan swings her feet around...Jeff looks pensive...Jordan turns her face away from Jeff and he rubs her hair one last time, she turns her face toward Jeff and says something about his speech (?)...Jeff keeps rubbing and says "oh yeah"...Jordan mumbles something inaudible and then Jeff keeps rubbing and thinking, he gets his leg off of her and looks at her, placing his hand near her butt... ...he starts humming and the feeds cut out for a quick sec...when they return Jordan is wiping the tears from the corners of her eyes and she kicks her feet in frustration...Jeff looks at her sweetly, giggles and gives her another three sweet kisses...Jeff looks the other way and says "I gotta do something, I can't just lay here...I gotta at least win one motherfu**er today" and he starts shuffling cards to play solitaire...Jordan leaves with Jeff looking on... Last sad moments in the GR 1:44-1:54pm Jeff & Jordan had just been in the SS room sharing some tender moments...Jeff started playing solitaire so Jordan got up and left...Jeff doesn't end up playing instead he heads to the kitchen...Jordan headed straight to the GR to be alone and ponder...she is laying down, looking very sad and is fighting back tears... Jordan sits up to take off her hoody placing it on chest to cover herself. She lays back down and Jeff is seen walking by in the hallway towards the bathroom, he sees her laying there.. More sad/serious face from Jordan...moments later Jeff walks in and asks her what she's doing in there?...Jordan says she's just laying around...Jeff puts his knee on the "bed" and says "wanna be alone? aren't you gonna have enough alone time?"...Jordan says "no, you can come in here"...Jeff asks if Jordan packed away her mirror?...Jordan says "no, you can have it, it's in my makeup bag"...Jeff says he doesn't wanna have it...Jordan says she doesn't need it...Jeff says he just needs to look at the back of his neck...Jordan says Jeff is gonna need it...Jeff says "for what? for the beach? I don't need it"...Jeff sits down and looks at his neck in the mirror, looks upward at the camera and then looks at his neck again. Silence as Jeff looks at Jordan...Jordan looks at Jeff, their pending separation seems to be hitting them right now...they both look away for a little while...Jeff then lightly slaps Jordan's thigh twice and leans back holding her leg...Jordan continues looking upward and Jeff picks the lint off his shorts. Jeff rubs Jordan's leg looking away and downwards and then looks over at Jordan...still not saying a word...finally Jeff says "what are you wearing?"...Jordan says she's wearing either a bright orange or maybe coral dress or maybe a black dress, she's still deciding if she should go brighter since he's wearing black or should they both be black...Jeff says "like it's, like it's a fu**ing funeral?"...they both smile and Jeff giggles...Jeff says "nobody is dying, that's for sure"...Jeff mumbles something about hoping counting something comes into play (?)...Jordan nods...Jeff pats Jordan's leg and they are quiet again. Jeff pats Jordan's leg once more, smiles and says "must be jelly"...Jordan smiles and says "cuz jam don't shake like that"...they both laugh softly and Jeff bends over to kiss her leg...he sits up and rubs her leg some more...Jordan says "I gotta work out the jelly"...Jeff says "you're good...no worries"...Jeff leans back again and Jordan giggles saying "Hakuna Matata"...Jeff rubs Jordan's foot, he looks like he is about to say something but stops himself and exhales instead. Jordan sits up and says she has hairspray in her hair, like volume with Luminous...they both smile at each other and Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan thinks it's Jeff's hairspray...Jeff says it's hers now...Jordan says "it's a huge bottle?"...Jeff says "yeah, you go for it"...they look at each other and Jeff says "can you believe I'm going to see all those yo-yo's tonight?"... Jordan says "pissed"...Jeff says "they're gonna get their rocks off when they see me, I'm going to be so pissed...as soon as the cameras are off, I'm going to be like none of you motherfu**ers even look at me for 2 weeks, you fu**ing worthless scumbags"...Jordan says she wouldn't start off like that...Jeff says what does he care, he'd rather be alone, watch movies, go on the beach and don't talk to those fu**ing assholes, it's a dream land cuz he knows they're going to throw stones, big time, he'll take a couple but that's it, I'll get pissed, there's no need to bite his tongue in there...Jeff then asks if Jordan wants to do his neck?...Jordan asks if he wants her to?...Jeff says he'll do it but she can supervise...they leave the GR... Must be jelly comment 1:50-1:52pm Jeff and Jordan are in the GR...they are quiet...Jeff taps Jordan's leg and says "must be jelly" and Jordan says "cause jam don't shake like that"...Jeff and Jordan both laugh softly and Jeff bends over to kiss/bite her leg One of my favorites! Last J&J time in the bathroom 1:54-2:10pm Jeff & Jordan finish up in the GR and Jordan heads out, walks toward the bathroom but then heads back into the GR to get a sheet of paper (one that they used to count cylinders), she folds it and puts in on the locker...Jeff, meanwhile, has gone back into the SS room to get his clothes for the live show, as he's walking back to the bathroom he sees Jordan standing by the door to the DR...Jeff says "what are you doing?"...Jordan says "ask them something" (she went to ask if she could write a note for Jeff to take with him, sadly they told her no...) Jeff brushes his teeth and is getting ready to shower when Jordan rushes into the bathroom and sits down on the seating area...Jeff is looking around the room when he says "what'd you ask?"...he sees she is crying and says "aww Jordan, what'd you ask?"...Jordan whispers "nothing" ...Jeff heads towards her and the feeds cut out. (if you look closely at the control room camera 1 feed you can see Jeff lean over and kiss Jordan...♥ ) When they return a couple of minutes later, Jeff has taken off his shirt and is putting on shave cream, Jordan is watching... Jeff says "should I leave my Johnny Depp?"...Jordan nods yes...Jeff says "no way"...Jordan says "no?"...Jeff says "no"...Jordan says "do your Johnny Depp since I haven't seen it"...Jeff says he will, he's just going to show her...Jeff starts shaving...Jeff says the razor he is using is the champ but it's pulling a little just as he says it, lol...he says he only has 2 left, it's the Schick Quattro. Jeff keeps shaving and Jordan keeps watching and smiling...Jeff says he keeps thinking he's going home and he's not even going there...Jordan says Chicago?...Jeff says yeah, he keeps thinking of little things but he's not going...Jeff finishes up shaving and shows Jordan his Johnny Depp...Jordan says "wait, what"...Jeff steps closer to her to show it and Jordan says she likes it, to keep it...Jeff is uncertain saying that is what he's going to do all his interviews in?...Jordan says she likes it...Jeff says we'll see. Jeff wets his neck and puts shaving cream on it, he asks Jordan to grab her mirror for him please, she does and Jeff carefully shaves the nape of his neck...Jordan asks if he wants help?...Jeff says it's ok...Jeff asks if it looks straight?...Jordan says yes...Jeff says "I won" and he thanks her for the mirror, while putting it back Jeff says "you're cute"🥰 Jeff says he's taking Johnny Depp out just cuz he has to do the interviews and they'll says who's this yo-yo?...Jordan smiles and rolls her eyes (in a cute way)...Jeff puts shaving cream on and says "Johnny Depp...usually I rock that when I go out Friday nights with my hat"...Jeff cracks up and Jordan smiles...Jeff says "where do I go Friday nights Jordan?"...Jordan says "to Mimmo's"...Jeff says "no"...Jordan says "at Tony's"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan continues saying "cuz it's his brother's restaurant and you go with your friend who gets drunk and leaves you"...Jeff says "Nonna Silvia's...what did you say?"...Jordan says "your buddy Tony, his brother owns it"...feeds cut out... When they return Jordan is yawning and Jeff has finished shaving...Jeff says "I have a zit on my nose because I was making fun of you"...Jordan watches Jeff and smiles...Jeff tries to pop his pimple and then he uses the clippers to shave his sideburns. Jeff asks Jordan for tweezers...Jordan looks for some...feeds then cut out and go to Trivia Jeff playing solitaire over & over/ Jordan tries to keep him company Pt1 3:27-3:37pm Jeff sits at the kitchen counter to play solitaire, he starts dealing...Jordan has finished dressing, she walks towards the kitchen and puts her BB bag on the floor by the door, ready for the live show...Jeff looks at Jordan as she approaches him and opens his eyes wide signalling she looks nice, he asks if she wants some pita chips and dip?...Jordan doesn't...Jeff says "why?"...Jordan says cuz she doesn't...Jeff says "yeah you do"...Jordan says she doesn't have a speech ready...Jeff says "me neither, not even close"...Jordan says she's just going to wing it, it's really not going to be long, she doesn't have much to say anyway...Jeff says he was going to say thank you for putting me on here (the nom chair) but they told him not to, he doesn't even want to say anything to them. Jeff keeps playing...Jordan puts her mic on near the mirrors by the table while Michele, who is sitting at the table eating, says that she likes the coral dress over the black plus Jordan's boobs are shown off...Jordan says she doesn't want to show them off too much...Michele says they're not busting out, they look good...Jordan adjusts her mic on the back of her dress...Michele tells Jordan she looks good...Jordan says thank you, I appreash...Jeff mutters "you appreash"...a little more chit chat while Jordan adjusts her mic and then Jordan puts on her hoody back on and walks towards the bathroom. About 6/7 minutes later Jordan joins Jeff again who is still playing solitaire...Jeff says "hey"...Jordan says "you done?" (unfortunately not Jordan 😕) ...Jeff says "not yet"...Jordan says "you still haven't won?"...Jeff says "nope, I'm going to fu**ing play til I win" ...Jordan asks if she's going to be taller than him with her shoes?...Jeff says he doesn't know...Jeff stands up and says "close, not quite"...Jeff sits back down and tells Jordan to have some of the dip...Jordan says she doesn't want any...Jeff says "why?"...Jordan says "cuz"...Jordan stands next to Jeff and puts her arm around him and says "give me a hug"...he puts his arm around her and bites her boob instead LOL Jordan says she hopes her "neenee"s not showing during her speech...Jeff keeps munching away like chips and dip are going out of style 😩 ...Jordan rubs Jeff back a little and then rubs his hair briefly, Jordan then tells Jeff that she asked if she could write Jeff a note and put it in the Luminous thing...feeds cut out... When they return Jordan is just standing there next to Jeff who is shuffling cards and being non-responsive...Jordan sits down next to Jeff...Jordan says "I hope you stay here over me"...Jeff says "it's not happening"...Jordan says "if not, I'm going to try my best"...Jeff says "stick with Michele, they're not winning shit, don't listen to what they say even if they try to tell you Michele said something...dude, she's acting exactly like she did when she was fu**ing Jessie's little sidekick, ykwim, with that fu**ing attitude...no respect, fu**ing talking about"...Jeff sighs and says it makes him so sick, he should have finished off those fu**ing assholes off when he had the chance...Jordan says but if you think about it Russell would have...Jeff says "he would have done the same thing he (Kevin) did?"...Jordan says "probably"...Jeff says "so pick your poison". Jeff playing solitaire over & over/ Jordan tries to keep him company Pt2 3:37-3:53pm Jeff continues playing solitaire while Jordan sits quietly watching and wanting to spend every possible moment with Jeff even though this was probably not what she envisioned... Jordan fiddles with her hair and Jeff makes a racket playing cards...Jordan takes a sip of water, she covers her face with her hand...Jeff sighs and says "uhhh Papi" LOL ...he clears his throat...Jordan is clearly bored, more fiddling with her hair...Jordan says "it's going to be so weird"...Jeff says "not having me here?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "yeah sure, it's going to be weird for me too"...Jordan says "well, we just got 2 weeks"...Jeff says "yeah...at least you'll be doing stuff though, you'll be having fun, winning prizes"...Jordan says what if she wins a thing where she can take someone on a trip for a the day, she could come rescue him from the jury...Jeff says that would be cool, he laughs but says that Jordan has to do what's best for her, if it helps her to take someone else, take them...Jeff loses another hand, clears his throat and continues shuffling...Jeff eats more chips and dip and tells Jordan it's good...Jordan says "I can't eat it, my stomach"...Jordan tells Jeff she ate his pasta stuff...Jeff says "that's good, I never made that before"...Jeff explains what ingredients he used, Jeff likes it just like that. Jeff deals another hand and says that it's a winner, they're going to do the show without him until he wins...Jordan continues being watching and being bored...Jeff finally says "what do you think HOH is going to be"...Jordan says "true or false"...Jeff says "you can do it"...Jordan says she didn't do badly on the last one but the toona messed her up...Jeff says maybe she can be a little more focused without him there...Jeff says "where's that 2 of f**ing hearts...it hurts"...Jeff sighs loudly...Jordan continues fiddling...Jeff keeps shuffling and eating chips & dip...Jordan stares at the picture wall. Jeff deals yet another hand 🙄...the silence continues until Jeff says "what's up?"...Jordan says she's watching Jeff play...Jeff wants her to tell him a story, something goes in Jeff's eye and he pauses to clear it and then asks again for a story...Jordan says she doesn't have one. Jeff asks "do you think I'll get any info on the world?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says he would like a little...Jordan notices Jeff missed a 10 and points it out...Jeff says f**k, where were you a second ago?"...Jordan says she just noticed it...Jeff explains how it would have helped...Jeff says it was a good move but it hurts...Jeff asks if Jordan's move will get him to the top? they'll see in the next episode...Jeff keeps playing and not doing well...Jordan says "isn't it weird that they never told us what that Pandora's box meant?...what do you think it meant?"...Jeff says "nothing...I thought it was something to until they gave us our checks...you know?...I wish...buh-lieve". Jordan says "what if Julie said tonight that the person who found Pandora's box key stays?"...Jeff says "that'd be awesome and then everyone here would fu**ing cry because they'd be that's rigged"...Jeff says he's kinda going to rip into those 2 a little...Jordan says to not be nasty...Jeff says he's not, just a little bit...Jeff keeps shuffling and says he's going to give them some guilty feelings, he's going to do it towards Natalie saying that she had a chance to see her boyfriend and her dad guaranteed and she turned it down, she talks about how much she loves him , that's weird and she sided with a guy who's a liar, a known liar and he's never going to take you to the finals because he knows he can't beat you, doesn't make sense to him, but whatever and he was going to throw in something about wanting to see Jessie more but he won't. Jeff shuffles another hand while Jordan says they'll probably all going to get questions tonight...Jeff wants a winner and says when you're having a bad day, you're having a bad day...Jordan finally gets sick of watching Jeff play solitaire 😕 and she walks away towards the bathroom... Jeff playing solitaire over & over/ Jordan tries to keep him company Pt3 4:14-4:23pm Another half an hour or so has gone by since Jordan last left Jeff playing solitaire and he is back at it again, this time after changing into his black shirt and finishing prepping for the live show...Jordan has been generally moping around and has just finished having a mostly game chat with Michele in the SS room, she also tells Natalie she will help straighten her hair. Jordan joins Jeff at the kitchen counter yet again...Jeff mutters "it's fu**ing bullshit", he bitches about losing by two cards...Jordan is less than thrilled. Jeff loses again and starts shuffling again (I seriously do not know how Jordan had the patience to just sit there watching him repeatedly play, he was being so annoying! Talk to the girl will ya!) Jordan fiddles with her hair again and they both don't say a word...Jeff deals another hand and explains to Jordan how he would have won the other time if he had not made this one mistake, he was so pissed...Jordan mmm, hmm's probably thinking I wish you would have won so you would stop playing this stupid game!! Jordan taps Jeff and whispers "I'm going to say something to her"...Jeff doesn't hear and leans in and says "what?"...Jordan explains that Natalie wants Jordan to straighten her hair and she's going to talk to her and say, listen, don't listen to anyone because someone promised you something, go with your gut, ykwim, talking about Jeff, for her to listen to Jeff's speech because she's thought about it and she's ready to go...Jeff says "but you're not going anywhere, that's the thing Jordan"...Jordan says "whaddya mean?...yeah, we're going to the jury house, I think I'm ready to just...go"...Jeff says "no, you're not...alright I'll give my speech and it'll be a I told you so anyway that's pretty much what I want, I told you so motherfu**er and then when she leaves it'll be I told you so......you know?"...Jordan says mmm, hmm. Jordan touches her armpits and says "the sweating is starting", she laughs...Jeff says "let the pits begin?"...Jordan asks if Jeff wants to take her blanket?...Jeff says he can't fu**ing fit anything in his bag...Jordan says something about her bag and Jeff says he broke his zipper...Jeff gets back to his game, frustrated he can't use one card...Jeff then says why does Jordan care? she doesn't have to carry her shit anywhere...Jordan says she doesn't know but she has a feeling she is going, she really does, he might be surprised...Jeff says "yeah? you had a feeling we were going to win it all"...he turns and smiles at Jordan... Jordan shrugs her shoulders and says "yeah, well, whatever"...Jeff cracks up and says "good answer!...yeah, well, whatever...exactly, yeah, well, whatever, I can't fu**ing win" ...Jordan says "you're going to play that the whole time" and she walks away to the bathroom...Jeff says "til I win"... Jeff & Jordan’s last moments on the feeds 4:38-4:45pm Rant- After hearing Jeff shuffle cards for 2 hours or so while I did these last entries, I have decided I never, ever want to hear someone shuffle cards AGAIN!!! Jordan has finished helping Natalie with her hair and surprise, surprise, Jeff is still playing solitaire😡...Jordan gives him a little hug/squeeze and Jeff says "ahhh, you're so cute"...Jordan says hmm? and Jeff says "you're so cute"...Jordan puts her face to his neck...she leans in again and whispers "go to the splish splash"...Jeff says "right now?"...Jordan says "yeah, cuz you've been playing cards all day"...Jordan starts going there but Jeff says to hold on, he gets something to drink and they both walk to the room... Jordan says she should have worn flat shoes because she looks taller...Jeff says he's taller...Jordan says they're going to look the same height...they go in the room and Jeff heads straight for his BB bag...Jordan asks if Jeff heard her talking to Natalie in the bathroom?...Jeff says no...Jeff lifts his bag onto his shoulder...Jordan tells Jeff that he told Natalie that if she changes her mind last minute she promises she won't be mad at her, to do what her gut tells her, if her gut is telling her to vote the other way then do it, do what takes her the furthest in the game and she told her to just remember that Jeff is a strong player...Jeff thinks it doesn't matter but he appreciates it though. Jordan and Jeff both seem awkward, Jordan especially seems to want to say or do more since this is their last time together but Jeff isn't very talkative. Jeff starts heading towards the door while Jordan says "I don't know, your speech could have an effect on everything"...Jeff is practically out the door when Jordan looks at herself in the mirrors and says "if I do leave is this what I'm going to walk out in?"...Jeff says "you're not going anywhere"...Jordan says she's going to change into black...Jeff says "dude, you're not going nowhere"...he walks out with Jordan behind...Jeff says "is my bag supposed to be jam packed?"...Jordan says "yeah"...Jeff walks way ahead of Jordan and without looking at her 🥺 says "if I forget something just grab it for me you know?"...Jordan says "I will"... Jeff drops his bag near Jordan's and sits at that darn counter again to continue playing the solitaire game he left behind. 🤯 Jordan walks into the kitchen saying "I think I have to pee"...Jeff says "nervous pee?"...Jordan says she does that when she gets nervous, she heads to the bathroom. Jordan has come out of the bathroom...Jeff calls her over saying "check this out"...Jordan says "what?" and comes over to stand by the counter facing Jeff... Jeff seems to be finally winning and says "can I pull out a last minute victory after playing all fu**ing day?"...Jordan says "I know! it's our last time ever being able to be in the Big Brother house together, instead you choose solitaire" (you GO girl, let him have it, you are so right!)... Jeff says "whaddya mean, you go in every other room except the one I'm in" (liar! not today she didn't, lol)...cuz you don't wanna talk to me"...Jordan says "yeah right!" Jeff keeps putting his cards on the top decks...Jordan whispers to Jeff that she told Natalie that she can't trust Kevin so...Jeff says "well I appreciate it Jordan"...Jordan says "if I stay don't be mad at me"...Jeff tsks and says "why would I be mad at you? why would you ever think that?"... Jordan feigns uncertainty...Jeff says "I already know you're going to stay, I already accepted it...but I didn't accept defeat in solitaire...motherfu**er!!" (hand signal)...Jeff has fittingly finally won a hand of solitaire minutes before the live show starts...Jeff gets up and leaves, leaving Jordan to put the cards away and feeds cut out to TRIVIA 😢 Jeff’s last moments on the feeds 4:44pm Jeff plays cards at the kitchen counter. Jordan keeps him company. Ironically Jeff wins his last hand of solitaire. He was evicted an hour later... Jeff has one last win… Jeff says "...but I didn't accept defeat in solitaire...motherfu**er!!" and leaves... Jeff is evicted 5-6pm Jeff is evicted from the BB house. It's a tie vote 1-1. Kevin, being HOH, has the deciding vote and chooses to evict Jeff. Some screencaps from the live show. Looking his dreamy self while Julie talks to him... A fun shared moment... Their last knowing look... When Jeff is told he's evicted... The kiss that never happened... Walking out to meet Julie... Julie asking Jeff about Jordan... Jordan sad in the GR 7:05-7:18pm Jeff has been evicted. Jordan is coming to terms with it plus the fact she just lost the HOH...she wants to be alone and heads to the GR to cry and just be...she looks so beautiful here... She is holding in her tears but not very well... She covers her face with the green blanket... @ the 7:14pm mark she leaves the GR and goes to the bathroom to wash her face and she heads out to the kitchen, takes a couple of pills (painkillers) and joins the others again.

September 1 Hammock time - Funny voices & crank calls 12-12:08am Jordan continues describing how her friend Miss Megan and her have their funny way they talk, she calls her beezay...Jeff says he & his buddy Andy talk funny too, he demonstrates how he & Andy talk (impossible to put into words, lol, they sound like cartoon characters)...Jordan laughs and asks where she got that from...Jeff says it's a long story, there was one guy growing up who didn't speak English and he used to go to this place for lunch...Jordan asks who Andy is?...Jeff says he's Mimmo's cousin...Jordan says they're all connected like family... Jeff continues saying he got the voice from this guy and he told the story to Andy and he loved it so they're the only ones that talk like that to each other, they call each other on the phone and do that, one night they went out drinking, Jeff, Andy & his sister, they got home at 3 in the morning and they started crank calling everyone in their phones, Jeff cranked his buddy Eric from LA and they did that voice and cranked him and would say random shit...Jordan asks if it's prank?...Jeff calls it crank? Jeff says crank call, prank call, whatever the f**k it is (LOL, I call it prank)...and so Andy called Eric and said "hey fu**in asshole" (in that voice)... Eric was like dude, who the f**k is this because the number was private and Andy said (in that voice) "it's Ashton Kutcher, you fu**ing asshole", he kept using that voice, it was so stupid but he kept doing it and Eric was getting so pissed and he kept calling him back and he kept answering that night and his girlfriend answered and she said he better stop and Andy said "f**k you"...it was so stupid and he can't talk about the things that they said because whatever but it was hilarious so they just cranked him like 10 times and he kept answering, they cranked him every day from work, he swears every single day for 2 and a half months straight, they would 67 him, leave messages and crank him...Jordan asks if they finally told him?... Jeff says no, one time they cranked him at night because they forgot to do it during the day (Oh geez!) and Eric said he was going to call the police if they don"t stop doing this and a girl in the background said something that only Jeff & Eric would know and Eric says "wtf did you just say? is Jeff there? I'll fu*ing kill you guys!" so Jeff grabbed the phone and asked Eric how he knew it was him...Eric said first of all, this isn't funny because I was going to call the cops...dude, 2 and a half months every day? are you fu**ing kidding me, it was so funny, he was so mad...Jeff says that every day at work he would ask Andy if he had cranked Eric already and he would say yeah, I did it 3 times already, it was hilarious. Jordan says she & her sister talk in a funny voice but not in front of everyone else because they get embarrassed...Jeff says he does it with his friend sometimes out but other's don't find it so funny and ask wtf is wrong with them...Jordan asks Jeff if he ever talks in a little voice?...Jeff says no...Jordan goes on to show Jeff how she talks in a baby voice with her sister Jana, she says it's embarrassing...Jeff says she's getting embarrassed right now LOL they both agree they're not as funny right now, they're like inside jokes. Jeff asks Jordan if her sister is going to watch BB?...Jordan says oh, yeah, she's sure that her & her boyfriend are watching, they live together now and will watch it, they're more serious now, they go to local bars together or just hang out at home more, together or with other couples, her boyfriend will pick up beer or liquor & they sit at home and drink, they do it that way...they have a little dog, it's so cute, it's an English bulldog... Jeff says he loves those, he wants to get one of those for real...Jordan wonders if it's English or French...Jeff says like the ones from Rob & Big?...Jordan says no, it's not like that, it's got a pug face...Jeff says he likes those dogs...Jordan says she loves it, she always squeezes it, his name is Paris...Jordan says her mom can't stand it, it jumps like a deer, at Christmas, it ran on her mom's coffee table, scraped it, knocked the candles over which were red & lit, they went on her the white carpet in the townhouse, her mom said "that's it!" and Jana had to drive back to her apartment and take the dog back...Jeff says come on!...Jordan says her mom was pissed! Jordan says her sister and her family talks peoples ears off, they don't make it awkward for people like it is during the HOH reveal, if Jana met Jeff she would diss the people that dissed Jeff but she's real two-faced, she will talk about everybody...Jeff laughs...she bitches about everybody and then to your face she acts like she likes you :/ Hammock to the GR 12:07-12:18am After Jordan finishes talking about her sister, they get quiet for a sec and then Jeff starts singing, Jordan finishes the lyric again...Jeff playfully punches Jordan's leg...Jordan says it kind of hurt...Jeff laughs and asks if she ever got a charley horse?...Jordan says no...Jeff says him & his friends give each other them all the time, he pops her lightly in the leg again and Jordan says don't, don't (in Jeff voice)...Jeff asks if she's trying to talk like him. Jordan says she told Michele that she loves it when Jeff drinks and he gets more northern, his accent comes out and she likes it...Jeff says "who me?"...Jordan mmm, hmmm's. Jeff says he gets out of control when he drinks, he talks like a street thug, it's gross, he hates it...Jordan says she likes it and thinks it's cute...Jeff says he has to be drunk to be like that...Jordan says she likes guys from New York when they say things, like that one guy at the bar she was telling him about who told them that he likes southern girls, they make every guy seem like they have a chance, they're so nice, up in Jersey where he's from they turn you down, they act like they're better than everybody and then you come down south and the girls make you feel like they're interested. (funny listening to Jordan actually try to say all of this with a NY accent, it comes off sounding like she's from NY, New Jersey, England, Boston & Canada all at the same time, LOL) Jeff smiles...Jordan says awww, I love it!...Jeff giggles. Jordan says she's not tired, she wishes they had some Nyquil...Jeff says maybe it's cuz they slept til 5 in the afternoon...Jordan brings up them talking about BB all the time once they get out of here again and Jeff is like you want to talk about this again?...Jeff asks her why she doesn't finish her thoughts? he says of course that's all they're going to talk about, they have nothing on the outside world to talk about...Jordan says they've been here since July 5th?...Jeff says the end of June...Jordan tries to put her thoughts into words but drops it and says nevermind, nevermind. Jeff says July, August, September, we gawn, we haven't been home...Jordan says when she thinks about Thursday she always gets teary-eyed...Jeff exhales and says "when I gawn?"...Jordan says she keeps thinking when Julie says if she's evicted, she gets nervous thinking about walking through the door, she won't have anyone anymore, being by herself...Jeff says it's his favorite part of leaving...Jordan asks what he will say or do?...Jeff says he'll do this and he raises his arms LOL ...Jordan asks what he's going to wear?...Jeff says his black shirt, he told her, the one he wore the first show...Jordan says to wear his v-neck shirt, it's more dressy...Jeff say no, the underwear one he's wearing and if she doesn't like it? beat it! except he's going to be the one beating it so don't worry about it. They get quiet and then Jordan says that Michele said the other day that she couldn't sleep because Jeff kept flicking his feet. 🙄Jeff says well, there's 10 other beds, go get one...Jeff asks if she thinks they will put that on there, him flicking his feet?...Jordan says she doesn't know but there was that one time that Kevin thought he was masturbating...Jeff laughs...Jordan says can you believe Michele said that about her making a queefing sound? what the heck?...Jeff says she's going bananas in here...Jordan says she is, she looks really good though after losing all that weight...Jeff says maybe that is part of it, she hardly eats anything because he knows she wants to keep the weight off, he doesn't know if that has anything to do with it, sometimes he feels like she's diabetic or something because her blood sugar, when she has too much sugar she gets all goofy, she has one beer and it's over, that's why they don't give us too much liquor, she's fu**ing jumping in the pool from a glass of wine, they're not going to give us any... Jordan says remember when Casey was doing the fake bikini contest thing and she was really going and she was like what the heck?...Michele told her when she drinks she gets really flirty and her husband gets mad at her...Jeff says he's sure...Jordan says she shocked her...Jeff says he knows...Jeff says remember how Laura wanted to do that every single day? and he was like dude! wtf? everyday...Jordan says she thinks she would be cool to hang out with, she thinks they will want to hang out more with them because they haven't had a chance to...Jeff says yeah, if they do the Vegas thing, he would rather hang out with her all week than those yo-yo's...Jordan says her and her boyfriend, she was really mature for her age, don't ya think?...Jeff asks how old she was?...Jordan says 21...Jeff says he kinda bashed her, he rode her a little bit, he talked in the DR about how much she talked about herself, whatever, everyone did that, can you imagine what they said about him?...Jordan says Jeff is the only person she didn't talk crap about...Jeff says him too. Jordan says she needs to go to the bathroom and Jeff asks if she wants to go in the GR?...Jordan has ants all over her shoes...Jeff says that is why he wants to go inside, what's the difference, they'll just lay in the GR...Jordan says she needs to wash her blanket...Jeff says he needs to wash clothes so everything is clean for Thursday...they start walking...Jeff sidesteps a big moth...Jordan stops to look at it, she bends over and says it's a huge one...Jeff goes to pinch her butt but she sees him coming so he tickles her neck instead...they laugh...Jeff playfully slaps her face and then grabs her, puts arm around her shoulder and they walk... ...Jordan tries to trip Jeff and then squeezes his butt...Jeff opens the door for Jordan and they walk inside... Goofy look/Duh-lih-cious treats 12:18-12:28am Jeff & Jordan come inside...Jordan heads to the GR to dump her blanket there...Jeff asks her if she's going to take a poo?...Jordan laughs and says yes, he says he's going to pee real quick then...he goes and Jordan sits on the lounger and waits...Jeff comes out...Jordan uses the bathroom...Jeff brushes his teeth...all over the house LOL...he wanders outside and grabs the deck of cards, he then goes to the GR to put the cards there, then he wanders back into the bathroom and finishes brushing, then he goes to the SS room where Michele is laying down in the dark, he asks if he can turn the light on a second because he can't see where anything is...Michele says sure, she's not that asleep...Jeff changes into his sweatpants from his shorts (interesting to note that right before he takes his shorts off, he quickly glances over at Michele to make sure she's not looking his way ) and heads to the kitchen, he makes himself some tea. Jordan comes down the hallway leading into the kitchen and Jeff smiles and says what? Jordan says nothing...Jeff says "what's that goofy look?"...Jordan says "I have a goofy look on my face?...I got my retainer in...maybe that's why"...Jordan asks if everybody is in bed...Jeff says Michele is but he doesn't know about the other dynamic duo...Jordan sits at the counter and says her face is breaking out bad, it's taking a beating. Jordan says doesn't Jeff hate it in the winter when you're pale and you feel like you look ugly?...Jeff says yeah, when you're like that color? (he brings down his pants to show off his paleness, lol)...and then you go tan and you're red saying hey everybody and people are like what's up tanning dork?... Jordan says and then people ask you if you tanned?...Jeff says and you say no, why? do I look tan? what? and they're like yeah, sure...Jeff doesn't understand why you deny it...Jordan says it's worse when guys tan...Jeff doesn't respond LOL...Jordan starts laughing...she is reminded of something funny, she says she's going to get in trouble but the DR asked her why Jordan doesn't like it when Jeff says the word 'delicious', she tells Jeff, remember? when I used to say don't say that word, I hate that and the DR was like what is it about delicious? and she said cuz it's like DUH-LIH-CIOUS... Jeff says she looks like the idiot not him...he starts becoming Jordan-like with his change of topic conversation...he brings up Ho-Ho's, he says remember these?...Jordan says those are the chocolate with the cream filling in the middle?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says they're not Little Debbie's though, those come in the plastic...Jeff says oh, the two? he laughs, he says he loves the oatmeal cookie, the soft ones with the cream in the middle, has she had those?...Jordan says yeah! those are just called Oatmeal right?...Jeff says Oatmeal pies...Jordan says she likes the brownies with the...Jeff finishes her sentence again, lol...nuts on top?...Jordan says yes and sometimes you can get the colorful nuts on top that taste kind of like M&M's...Jeff says those are so good. Michele is up and heading to the bathroom...Jordan says "what's up Michele?"...Michele does something off camera that makes them laugh, Jeff says "what the?" and Jordan opens her eyes wide, shakes her head and signals to Jeff that she is crazy...Jeff rummages through the candy drawer...Jordan says she needs some chapstick and goes to get some in the bathroom. Jeff holds his tea and says he needs to get out of there so he doesn't eat...Jordan asks if they are going outside again?...Jeff says whatever...Michele is coming through and asks if anyone is outside?...Jeff & Jordan stumble on their words, it's a tad awkward...Michele walks into the kitchen area...Jordan asks her if she's going to bed or was in bed?...Michele says she was just chilling...Jeff says to go outside, Jordan says she's going to get her blanket, they both go in the GR...Jeff asks if Jordan wants to chill in there?...Jordan says if he wants...Jeff says he's getting tired of the bugs...Jordan says then let's hang out here...Jeff gets serious and says he didn't mean to blow Michele off, they should just go out there and make things not weird...Jordan says she feels like she is following him...Jeff says what does she want him to do...they head outside... Chapstick kiss in the GR 12:29am Jeff & Jordan feeling bad that they "blew Michele off" have just gone outside from being in the GR, as soon as they get out there BB calls an indoor lockdown...they head back inside... Jeff says "I told you to stay inside, stupid...I was right, I should throw this hot tea in your face" LOL They head to the GR again...Jeff says how come all his ideas are violent?...Jordan says she doesn't know, he looks like he's abusive...Jeff turns and says what? what did you say?...Jordan just smiles and giggles...Jeff pushes her lightly onto the GR bed and they laugh...Jordan says "that's exactly what I meant!"...Jeff says he knows and he kneels down on the bed, leans forwards and says "abusive, I heard you" They kiss 💋 Jeff says "and quit leaving my pillow laying around"...Jordan says uh, huh..Jeff wipes his lips and says "uh, what is that?"...Jordan says "chapstick"...Jeff says "chapstick? what kind?"...Jordan says the clear kind...Jeff says yeah, that's the gross kind...Jordan says it's not...Jeff says like the one with the little nipple and it's all plastic...Jordan laughs and says it's chapstick...Jeff says it's ghetto...Jordan says you're ghetto...Jeff says get a flavor...Michele walks in 🤨 GR Solitaire - Pt1 12:31-12:38am Jeff & Jordan have just shared their chapstick kiss, Michele comes into the GR to join them...they discuss the lockdown and the possible reason for it...Michele & Jeff share small talk while Jordan sits quietly...Jeff shuffles the card and deals himself a hand of solitaire, he starts playing...Michele likes Jordan's nails...Jordan says Michele can use it, Michele thinks she will...Michele starts giggling, Jeff snickers...Michele says sorry, she took crack today...Jordan squeezes Jeff and says "I want to squeeze him"...Jeff says crack? they're all goofy and she's acting all weird in there, good thing there's only a couple of weeks left...Michele says there's only 2 more weeks left. (Where I'm from a 'couple' of weeks is two weeks...) Jordan says that is still good,  they were talking outside about how when they leave and see Casey, Braden & Laura they will be so excited to hang out with them, she's getting drunk...Jeff says only problem he's worried about with Jordan in Vegas is taking care of her, she's going to get drunk in an hour and be out of it, he wants to have fun...Jordan says she doesn't do that...Jeff says that is bullshit, the other day she drank a glass of wine and she was fu**ing crying...Jordan says she had a whole...glass. (she should have said bottle, lol)...Jeff says Jordan doesn't know what Vegas is, it's over for her, she's not even going to realize she was there, he's just saying, he's already preparing for it... This tells me that a) Jeff was already preparing to go to Vegas "with" Jordan in that way and b) already preparing to be the guy that would take care of her because he cares for her, putting her needs before his Jordan says she will have fun, she will dance the whole time, she can't dance but she dances her heart out...Jeff asks if she pumps up the jam? (there's that Technotronics thing again lol) Michele wants to do Vegas up right because she had such a shitty time earlier this year...Jeff says he's not sure how fun it will be, don't they have to do something? it's not like they're going to give them a free trip...Michele says they probably invite us to some party where they have to meet fans...Jeff says in Vegas nobody gives a f**k about you, they'll be like who?...Jeff says they have to do a little, they can't be drunk out of their gourd, whatever, what the f**k does he know? who knows if it's even true, they don't know dick. Michele thinks all of them are good, they're not douchebags...Jeff says he's not going to want to hang out with anybody, let's GTFO of here, people will think he's a douchebag...Jordan says no? because you evicted them?...Jeff says yeah, people are spiteful in here...Michele agrees. Jeff says he doesn't give a f**k, just stay the f**k away from him, it's all good with him...Jordan points out a card for Jeff to place but she's wrong...Jeff says "it's not the same suit sweetie"...Jordan says she's never played solitaire...Michele says Jordan needs to learn some games...Jordan says she knows...Jeff asks if she ever won solitaire?...Jordan says no, she's seen it on her computer but never played...Jeff says he just won bitch, f**k yeah, he gets pumped up when he wins cuz it's not often...Michele says he just won he doesn't need to put them in stacks...Jeff says it's not official til you do it, when he wins he does 'em up! (hand gesture)... GR Solitaire - Pt2 12:38-1:10am After Jeff finishes up the game he won, Jordan asks Jeff if she can try to play it?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan asks if Jeff can help her...Jeff says mmm, hmm...Jeff shuffles for Jordan...Jordan says she watches Jeff & Natalie play every day...Jeff says it's so easy, is she going to pay attention when he tells her what to do...Jordan says she will...Jeff says it's real simple...Jordan says ok...Jeff hands the cards to Jordan and says for her to deal herself...she does with Jeff explaining she needs to put 1 card up and 6 down and so on...Jordan completes dealing and then Jeff explains she needs to put the cards in order down from the highest card, the King which goes at the top and that it needs to be red, black, etc. Jeff helps Jordan makes her initial moves but she can't do anything else so at this point is where the trouble begins, LOL... Jeff tells Jordan she has to take 3 cards, flip them over and take the 3rd card...Jordan doesn't do it the way Jeff wants so he says no, no, no, that's your card...Jordan picks up the cards and Jeff tells her to just leave them and to deal 3 more and flip...Jordan holds them wrong and Jeff grabs them from her and shows her it's from the top of the deck you deal, 3 cards and then that's your card ok?...Jordan starts looking through the cards she shouldn't be and Jeff says "don't look at those, it's over"...Jordan deals 3 and flips and looks at all 3 cards LOL Jeff fixes them in her hand and says that's your card...Jordan does it again  🤨 Jeff laughs and says to stop holding them like that, that's her card!...Jordan says okayyyy... Jordan deals 3 more and flips correctly and with Jeff's guidance she makes some moves...Jordan reverts back to flipping the way Jeff doesn't want her to so he says she is getting him frustrated, he explains the 3rd card rule again LOL but Jordan doesn't follow instructions again so he grabs the cards and says Jordan, that's all while showing her what she should be doing... Jordan gets the hang of it and Jeff says "now you got it, perfect" but Jeff says her cards are sucky right now...Jordan makes a few more moves, her luck improves...Jeff continues to guide her throughout the game and things have calmed down...Michele goes to get something to eat...eventually Jordan reaches a dead end and loses the game...Michele comes back and starts munching very noisily UGHHH Jeff gathers the cards up, he tells Jordan that was good, does she want him to shuffle them again for her?...Jordan says yes, she says Jeff makes her nervous, he kind of gets irritated easy...Jeff looks at her and says whaddya mean?...Michele says he totally does...Jordan says he's showing her but making her nervous and she's kind of like omg, it makes her flustered...Jeff says it's because she knows he gets flustered when she doesn't pay attention...Jordan says she did...Jeff starts to say something but says nevermind...Michele says Jeff shouldn't be a teacher...Jeff says he's not. Jeff shuffles the cards and hands the deck to Jordan...she starts dealing a hand...Jeff asks her what can she do?...Jordan starts making her moves...Jeff instructs her on putting the 3 card pile down again, he says it doesn't mean she's done with it, just calm down and when she flips them, just leave them there...Jordan says OK...Jeff says he said it 3 times...Jordan keeps playing...Michele gets called to the DR… Jordan keeps playing and messes up a little...Jeff gets a little irritated again and Jordan drops the cards, puts her hands up...Jeff says why does she drop everything right away? he's showing her what to do, she drops everything like he's an asshole...Jordan plays some more but hits a dead end again, she gawn :) Jeff asks one more?...Jordan says sure and she starts rubbing Jeff's hair. Michele comes back and Jordan plays again, she tells Michele she lost again...Michele says she has only won twice in the house but it could be because for awhile she was playing with 6 rows not 7...Jeff gently guides her through this game and things go smoothly this time, she gets on a bit of a roll but ultimately loses...Jordan wants something sweet, maybe some Sour Patch candies....Jeff thought she was going to win that game...Jordan says she's done with the cards, she doesn't know how they can play over and over...Jeff says it's because he wants to win...Jordan gets up to leave and get candy... Late night chat - That’s not all he wants Jordan 1:41-2am After some late night munchies in the GR, random chatter between J/J & Michele, a couple more games of solitaire for Jeff and some game talk between Jeff & Michele they all go to bed. Jordan goes first, Michele goes next and Jeff is the last to come to bed... Jeff walks in the SS room, where the door has been left open...he says "Hi Johrdan, whatcha doing?"...Jordan says nothing, talking...Jeff puts his cup on the dresser and asks Jordan if she wants her blankie?...Jordan says not right now so Jeff says he'll just leave it there (on her suitcase)...Jeff jokes around that he's going to sleep outside...Jeff sits down on the foot of the bed and squashes Jordan's foot, she ow's and laughs...Jeff says that Jordan doesn't get that he's a big body and she can't lay all over the bed when he's trying to get in bed...sorry Jordan!...Jordan says Jeff always beats her...Jeff says he doesn't beat her...Jordan says he does...Jeff, who is taking off his sweatpants & tank top, says he knows there's a lot of shots of him slapping her face...those are love taps ♥ Jordan mmm, hmm's and starts rubbing Jeff's hair...Michele starts with her giggling and makes a random comment about spanking Kevin...Jeff ignores her and says he might really drown Jordan to show her his love ♥ ...Jordan says wow and Michele ruins the moment by saying "drown me too dammit" 😤...Jeff being the nice guy that he is says alright, he told her he would drown her so tomorrow it is, a double drowning or they can wait until Wednesday so they can get it on tape with the camera...Jordan doesn't say a word but keeps rubbing Jeff's hair while Michele says oooh, that should be fun. Jeff tells Jordan that it (her hair rubbing) feels so good because he was wearing a hat today...Jordan puts on her mic...Jeff says they wish they had more scary stories...Michele says remember that time Ronnie was here, that was scary...Jeff says "you and Ronnie"...more giggling from Michele and something about a dream she had where Ronnie came back...Jordan says he got on her nerves so bad. Michele brings up the time that Jeff was in bed with Jordan in the SS room and Lydia got in bed with them and they were all in there... Jeff says yeah, that's the night Lydia tried to grab his yoinker...Jordan says she thought she did...Jeff says 15 times!...Jordan says she never said anything but she thought she did...Jeff says dude! like 10 times! (get your facts straight Jeff! heh) ...Jeff says he thought Jordan was making her do that...Jordan says no...Jeff said he was like Jordan!!...Jordan says no, it wasn't her, she wanted to do it herself, she thought that but never said anything, it's funny how Jeff was saying that now...Jeff demonstrates using Jordan's hand how he was covering himself down there while Lydia was doing that, he was like Jordan! stop fu**ing (around)...he thought Jordan was telling her to do that...Jordan says no, why would she do that?...Jeff says he doesn't fu**ing know...Jeff searches for his chapstick but can't find it and asks Jordan if it's in her bin?....Jordan says it's not, she was looking for it earlier...Jordan searches but it isn't there...Jeff asks where'd it go?...Jordan says she didn't mess with it... Jeff says hold on, he needs to find the chapstick, he gets up and turns on the light and goes searching...in his black undies...Jordan looks at Jeff...Jeff says what?...Jordan laughs and sits up and says "you're in your short shorts"...Jeff says they're not, they're regular Joes...Jordan says she thought he was in pants...Jeff says oh, my underwear?...Jeff finds the chapstick but wants to know what she did with the purple one?...Jordan says she didn't mess with it and protests...Jeff says bullshit, liar, he doesn't take it out of there (the bin)...he turns off the light and says "show's over" LOL Michele makes fun of Jeff having purple chapstick...Jeff denies it and laughs, he says it's grape, he buys them in 5 packs...Michele giggles hysterically that he uses Lip Smackers...Jeff says he buys whatever comes in fives so he can jam them all over the place, he loses chapstick like crazy, he should subscribe to chapstick of the month club...Jordan grabs Jeff's hand...Jeff says it's chapstick and lotion, he's such a little bitch, it's over, he's a bitch and he lost, f**k it. Jordan is being quiet throughout this...Jeff puts his leg over Jordan's and rubs it to signal to her...Jordan brings her other leg out from under the cover to touch Jeff's leg...Jeff is saying that he doesn't mind having grape chapstick and being 31...Jeff looks over at Jordan and reaches for her face, he squeezes it and says "Johrdan, are you sleeping?"...Jordan holds Jeff's arm/hand and says no, she's listening, trying to get sleepy...they hold hands...Jeff asks about his grape chapstick...Jordan insists she didn't mess with it, she put it on the other night and handed it back to him...Jeff checks again in the bin and it isn't there...Jeff asks to give him a minute, he covers himself and prays... Michele says goodnight...Jordan says goodnight and says she was saying her prayers...Michele says sorry, she couldn't see...Jordan asks if she wants to work out tomorrow and they agree they want to after laying out...Jeff finishes up praying and starts singing "I'm bad" by Michael Jackson. :) Cute moment alert: @ the 1:51am mark Jordan turns to face Jeff who is laying on his back...bad camera angle so it is hard to tell exactly what happens but Jordan says she was breathing hard this morning (her nose was stuffy)...Jeff says oh, yeah (dirty connation)...she places her hand on Jeff's chest and Jeff looks to be tapping her hand, he laughs and says "you got that reference?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says what was it?...Jordan says "that's all you want" (sex)...Jeff says shut up...after a couple of seconds of quiet, Jeff turns and looks at Jordan and says "that's not true" (his voice sounds so sincere here)...Jordan says mmm, hmm and Jeff mimics her...Jordan rubs Jeff's head and face and Jeff seems to be loving it... Jeff says tomorrow they need to hit the pool, jump right in, it will be cool and it will be nice...Jeff says it's been hot out the last couple of days...Jordan says mmm, hmm...Jeff says he loves conversations where everyone says mmm, hmm...Jordan says it has been real humid...Michele once again puts her two cents in saying "it is very hot outside" in some weird British accent 🧐 ...Jeff comments on her accent...Jordan turns back the other way and Jeff, under the covers, touches Jordan butt/leg to get her to come back, he says "Johrdan"...Jordan says to hang on, her mic piece clipped off...Jeff starts singing again and the feeds go to fish and.return a couple of minutes later with Michele saying both of them have taught her a new vocabulary. Jordan turns with her butt facing Jeff...Jeff puts his arm under Jordan and she hugs it...Jordan says she has to spread the Gucci...Michele says she will...Jeff says the Gucci isn't working, he can't use it, it's Jordan's...Michele says Gucci is more of a girl word anyways...Jeff says TTYN...they giggle...Jeff says that one's the best...Jordan says she'll leave that one in his goodbye message...Jeff does something to tickle Jordan and she protests...lots of rustling under the cover...another bit of MJ's "Bad" from Jeff and brief fish... Michele says something about laying down raps...Jordan mishears and thinks she says lay down and eat rats...Michele, in a super high pitched tone, laughs hysterically at this...Jeff says "wow"...they go on about rats and then Jeff says Michele loves rat jokes...they talk about Michele's rat toys and her other stuffed animals like her monkey, she likes monkeys better than rats...Jeff tells the story about his niece when she was real little, she had first started talking and Jeff would put on this website for kids and a Jack Johnson video was on it, there's a monkey jumping around the video and she would say "monkey"...it was cute, it's a lot cuter when it's your own niece he guesses. Late night chat - Karaoke/Massages & Happy Endings 2-2:19am Just after the 2am mark the Cams switch feeds, Cam 1 is now on J&J side angle and Cam 2 is on Michele Michele is talking about her baby brother saying the word butterfly...Jeff says little kids shock you sometimes with the words that they say...Jordan asks if they remember that Bill Cosby show Kids Say The Darndest Things?...they do...they start quieting down but Jeff tries to make small talk about the battery packs...J&J shift around under the cover and Jeff starts singing "your butt is mine..." (wonder who that could be about? 😊  )...the feeds go to fish for a few minutes...when they return Jordan is saying she wants to sing Karaoke...Jeff says there's this bar in LA called Happy Endings or Afterhours, he forgets...Michele interrupts saying there's a guy from Mr. Belvedere or is it that guy from Saved by the Bell that does Karaoke in a bar in LA...Jordan says Mr. Belding?...Jeff says he knows what she's talking about, he heard about this, he does Karaoke there all the time...Jordan says his name is Dennis something...Jeff says his friends have pictures of him with them, he's always at that bar and loves it when you take pictures with him and stuff... Jeff sits up and reaches over Jordan to get some water...the Cams switch again. Now Cam 2 is J&J, Cam 1 is on Michele. They keep talking about Mr. Belding and Saved by the Bell for a bit...Jordan loved that show...Jeff says he guesses he does Karaoke at that place now...Jeff reaches over and bonks Jordan in the nose LOL Jordan says oww...Jeff holds her face again...Michele says there's going to be a SBTB reunion...Jeff says there is?...Michele says Jimmy Kimmel was trying to get them all together or maybe the other dude...Jeff says Conan O'Brien?...Michele says no, not him...Jeff insists it is, Conan did the skit about them...Michele says wasn't it Jimmy Fallon?...Jeff says Michele is right, it was Jimmy Fallon...Jeff explains to Jordan that he was acting like he was Zach Morris, he was on the show with a wig and his jeans rolled and they talked about who was down for having a SBTB reunion, he would talk to the camera and say "stop!" and everyone has to freeze, he was doing shit like that, it was a good skit, a good bit...Jeff says it was pretty funny...Michele thinks of all the Conan she's missed, everything she's missed...Jeff wishes he could go to Conan while he's out here. Jordan mentions Jodi Sweetin and how she was a meth junkie...Michele gossips about her life and then Jeff says they know way too much about other people's lives...Michele says it's all Perez Hilton...Jordan says she works at a hair salon and she reads magazines all day so she gets People magazine and reads all that stuff and she watches all those TV shows...Jeff says she might be in one of those magazines one day (ding, ding, ding! we have a winner!! )...Jordan says yeah right...Michele says they profile people in some magazines that are on reality tv shows...Jeff says yeah, so you might be in there, it's not way off the charts...Jeff mentions that one guy that they liked (pre BB reporter) was from People...Michele says he's her dude (please 🙄  ) Jeff says so what are those articles for, the magazine right?...Jordan didn't think he would actually write them...Jeff says did you think he was just fu**ing around over there?...Jordan doesn't know, she doesn't think about stuff like that...Jeff says that's his job...Jordan thinks who would care about them...Jeff says that's what those magazines talk about, all that reality bullshit...Michele says especially if you're the winner, then you're going in them...Jordan remembers him being cute...Michele says he was from her school, Boston College...Jordan says he had dimples and she was like "what's up?"...Jeff says "heyyyyy" LOL ...Michele says she forgot to ask what year he was from...Jeff says he was funny, he was cracking up with that guy...Jordan says he was cool, he was making her laugh...feeds go to fish... Jeff says they shouldn't be talking about this because Smooth Jazz might not like it...they change the subject back to Karaoke...Jeff goes back to talking about that Karaoke bar called Happy Endings...Michele asks if he's not thinking about the massage parlor?...Jeff goes to talk about the bar when Michele says as a side note Dallas has way too many massage parlors, that's one thing she misses about Dallas  So of course, talk turns to that and Michele is giddy at the chance to talk about it...(in this convo, I will mostly be going over what Jeff & Jordan are saying) Jeff says he's never even had a fu**ing real massage...Michele says these were not real massage places...Jeff says dirty massages?...Jeff hasn't had one of those either LOL Michele says there were billboards everywhere with girls in French Maid costumes...Jordan says hang on, they're talking about not a massage place but a sexual massage?...Jeff says they give you blow jobs at the end...Jordan says shut up!?!...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says she's heard about a place like that in Charlotte but she never believed it, thought it was a made up story...Jeff says they're real....Jordan says isn't that kind of like prostitution though?...Jeff says you get busted if they catch you...Jordan says that's disgusting, so they give you a massage and then jack you off?... Jeff says that'd be awesome (LOL)...Jordan says "Jeffff! be quiet"...Jeff says he doesn't even know how good the massage is (because that is why they're going to these places! LOL)...how bad could it be?...Jordan says he doesn't know, they'll probably have to put gloves on...Jeff says yeah, that would get me off, if they wore a mask and shit, they jerk you off in a space suit...Jeff & Michele laugh...Jordan says they'd have to wear gloves because what if some random guy came in there and had herpes or some disease, then you'll have genital warts on your fingers...Jeff says get outta here...Michele says you can't get those there...Jordan says well, herpes or crabs or something...Jeff says dude, get outta here... Jeff says they give you a phony baloney massage and then jerk you off, that's all...Jeff says he never got one, he swears but he talked to people who did and he asks them c'mon? are you lying, are you serious?...Jordan asks what happens if a girl goes in there?...Michele says they say "you wanna an application?" (now that is funny! lol) Jeff laughs and says oooh, you have good penmanship let me see your hand work. ...Jordan says "OMG, this is crazy! I have never heard of this, she heard about this in Charlotte but she never believed it, she was like yeah right, c'mon"...Jeff asks Jordan if she ever heard the phrase "Happy Ending"?...Jordan says no, not really, no...Jeff explains it...Jordan says she's only had a facial...Jeff stops 🤭 and says you've had a dirty facial? LOL... Jordan says she's been to a really nice place but they don't say Happy Ending...Jeff says no, you go in and get one and then you ask the lady how much for a happy ending? then they know you want extra and they jerk you off for a couple extra bucks...Jordan says yeah right?!...Jeff says that's how they roll but you have to know where to go, he says in the Chicago Tribune they have ads for places that are open until 5am, you think they're giving massages until 5am?...Jordan says no, whacking and blowing someone off. They laugh...Jordan talks about going with her friends to the strip club and there are nasty dudes sitting there watching the girls booty clapping, she gets grossed out...Jeff says strip clubs are stupid...Jordan says at home, she goes there after the bar because they are open after 4, they eat breakfast there, it's a 5 star strip club, they have big chairs...Jeff says alright, alright...Jordan says she can't believe this one girl that strips, she's really pretty, she says whatever, they have to do what they have to do, pay your bills...Jeff says their line is that they're doing it to pay for college. those chicks make a ton of money...Jordan says she couldn't do it, don't look at my boobies...Jeff says he thinks they're stupid because the girls pretend to like you, you give them money and they're out of there...Jordan laughs...Jeff says he'll say hey cutie, what are you doing later? they say get a dance and I'll tell you, you get a dance and they're like see ya later and he's like you fu**ing liar...Jeff laughs...he says then the next one does the same and he won't fall for it...Jordan asks if he would sleep with a stripper?...Jeff says no way, he doesn't even like fu**ing going there because they're all phony baloney...Jordan asks if they weren't phony baloney?...Jeff says then we'd fu**ing dance LOL Jordan says "are eww Jeff! are you serious? that's gross!"...Jeff says "what are you talking about? oh stop it, grow up!"...Jeff touches her arm and they both start laughing. Jordan turns to face away from Jeff and he asks her where she is going?...Jordan says over here...Michele says for her to come in her bed ...Jeff rawrrrs...Michele says she has to leave with all the sexy talk, she is going to the bathroom...Jeff puts his arm under Jordan and hugs her tight, he pulls the cover up...he starts talking dirty, Jordan says his voice is deep, kind of like a killer's voice...Michele leaves… Late night chat - Jeff wants to be the one ;) 2:19-2:27am Jeff continues to talk dirty to Jordan, Jordan says it sounds like a killer...as soon as Michele leaves to go to the bathroom, Jeff in his deep whispery voice says "Jordan"...Jordan says "don't talk like that it's scary" Jeff smiles...Jordan says "you sound like you're possessed" Jeff whispers "Jordan, don't look in the drawer"...something is going on under the cover because Jeff smiles big twice and then cracks up laughing, he lifts the cover over them and smothers Jordan...Jordan screeches and says "you bit my ear!"...Jeff says "who did?" Jordan says huh?...Jeff says "it wasn't me"...Jordan says yes, it was...Jeff says "is was the other (in a whisper) Jordan"...in a really sweet voice Jordan says "don't talk like that you sounded scary". Jeff humps Jordan LOL Jordan says "Jeff stop"...Jeff says "what? my fu**ing microphone fell off"...they laugh and Jeff says what?...Jordan says "you were fake humping me"...Jeff says he wasn't, he was just getting in the dance mood, like a stripper...Jordan blows a fart on his arm, she says "yeah, let's dance"...Jeff grabs the cover and covers them again, he wraps himself around Jordan while saying "yeah, you want me to go get that shirt, you wanna fool around?...he seems to reach over and put his head near her butt, lol...Jordan says "I told you I'd burn it"...Jeff says why? you love it...Jeff keeps fooling around while Jordan says "let's dance? the let's dance shirt? no, I'll burn it"...they kiss and then start laughing...Jeff reaches for something and Jordan says "nooo"...Jeff says he didn't do anything this time...Jordan laughs and Jeff say quit faking...they continue rustling under the cover...Jordan says "no, Jeff, quit yelling at me, I hate when you yell at me"...Jeff makes that goofy noise he usually makes and keeps wrapping himself around Jordan...Jordan makes that automatic sprinkler noise and Jeff asks her why she makes that noise...she does it again and laughs and says it sounds like a sprinkler...Jeff makes that sprinkler noise and Jordan laughs...Jeff reaches over and starts tickling Jordan, some funny business goes on undercover and Jordan says noooo! Jeff makes his goofy noise, they kiss and Jordan laughs. Jordan says "bootyliscious"...Michele starts talking but Jordan hones in on Jeff and slaps his chest and grabs his side quite forcefully saying "I want to hit you"...Jeff says "ow! that was a little roughneck Jordan"...Jordan puts her head on Jeff's chest and says "sorry"...Jeff asks Jordan "why you want to hit me?" Jordan says "like in a good way" Jeff says "like drown me?"...Jordan grabs Jeff's face and says "like I wanna beat you"...Jeff says "oh, I like it a little bit" Jordan gives Jeff a big kiss. Jordan starts getting herself settled down again while Jeff who IMO was caught off guard that Jordan kissed him like that moves around awkwardly, gets his arm stuck behind Jordan, she asks him where his hand is going...Jeff puts it under Jordan (their new position, lol) and says "oh you know where it's going"...Jordan says "yeah...no" and she puts her pillow up to block the "view" from the camera, lol. Jeff says what? They settle in and Jeff says "let's give each other dirty massages...who said that?"...Jordan says "we all know Jeff wants a dirty massage"...Michele says "who doesn't want a dirty massage?"...Jeff says "f**k yeah Michele"...Michele says if she could order one in here she would...Jordan says really?...Jeff says "a phone call from home, a dirty massage, a Hawaiian vacation" Michele says she's so sexually frustrated in there, it's not even funny...Jordan says really? Michele says yes!...Jeff says they should have a room in there for that, no joke...Jordan says Jefff!...Jeff says what?...Jordan says nothing...Michele says when you're used to getting it all the time and you don't get it, it's bad...Jordan asks how many times does she get it? like twice a day?...Michele says she works a lot so once a day...Jordan asks if she has to have it?...Jeff laughs...Michele says uh, yeah...Jeff says Jordannn...Jordan says she's not, she doesn't, something happened when God made her and made her not horny...Jeff slaps her gently on the face (aka shut up Jordan, lol)...Michele says God needs to pair her up with the right person so she'll be like f**k yeah, sex rocks...Jordan says "so wait, when I find the right person I'll want to hump him all the time?"...Michele says yeah. This perks Jeff up, he says "let's try, let's see if I'm the one...if not, TTYN!"...they all laugh...Jeff says that's fu**in' the best. Jordan asks Michele if she knew she was going to marry her husband...they talk about this and Michele's love life and it's all lies so who cares ...feeds go to fish and when they return they're talking about something sexual, can't quite figure out what but they're all saying they've never done "that"...Jeff calls Jordan a liar LOL...Jordan says she's only been with one person...Jeff says whatever...Jordan says I have...Jeff covers Jordan's mouth with his hand ...she makes farting noises, lol...Michele says ok Jordo, you're a sweetheart, you'll find some dude...Jordan says she will...Jordan says "I don't like...well nevermind" (I think Jeff giving her shut up signals finally worked to get her to think twice about what she was going to say)...conversation change... Late night chat - Smelly issues/Rubbing pact/Makeovers 2:28-2:43am The conversation shifts...Michele says she still stinks even with deodorant...Jordan sits up and says if she stinks she should shower. Michele says she does, she puts the deodorant on and it doesn't work...Jeff pokes Jordan in the back to get her attention, they hold hands...Michele says she's Hungarian and she just smells all the time. Jeff laughs...Michele says her family is stinky. Jordan says she won't smell bad if she showers, Michele insists she will. Jordan tells her she can use her Bath & Body Works...Michele says she has that stuff too...Jeff says it's Eastern European...Jordan asks what that means?...Jeff says it means you're rough...Jordan says so he's saying all Eastern European people stink?...Jeff says he's just joking. Jeff sits up to get his water that is on the dresser, after he drinks, he asks Jordan if she can scratch his back...Jeff playfully bites her back...Michele says her husband tells her she stinks...Jordan can't understand why he would say that... Jordan keeps probing...she says hang on, she will wash her armpits and they still stink? Michele says yeah...Jordan says like BO or just stinks? Jordan asks what type of deodorant she uses? Jeff says Jordan has prescription, she should ask her doctor...Jordan says it's not for stinking but when she gets nervous, she sweats real bad. Michele says it's just her bad smell, it's not BO, everyone has a different smell. Jeff says to try the Axe body spray he got...Jordan asks if she uses perfume...Michele says yeah but it's her armpits that smell bad...Jeff tells her to use that spray again...Jordan asks if she's tried Dove or Secret...Michele has the Secret clinical strength and it doesn't work...Jordan asks if her armpits are wet...Michele says they're not, they just smell. Michele & Jeff try to make Jordan realize it's about the smell not the wet. Jordan tries to expain that certain types of deodorant mixed with your own sweat make a weird smell...she went to the doctor, her nerves were bad, she was stressed out and she felt like she was sweating all the time, the doctor gave her this stuff that makes her not sweat, it might work for her...Michele says she could also put herself in a bubble (now there's an idea, lol)...Jordan turns to face Jeff and start scratching. Jeff farts to break up the sweat convo, lol...Jordan says awww, Jeff...Jeff says it's not going to smell but it does. Jordan says oooh...Jeff doesn't believe it...Jordan pulls him back towards her to let him get a whiff...Jeff says it smells like a little sausage, almost like a hot burp...Jordan says it smells like an egg...Jeff says yesterday was an egg, this one was a hot burp...Jordan squeezes Jeff again rather intensely and Jeff says Jordan!! c'mon...Michele goes to close the door. Jordan says she is tired of rubbing Jeff...Jeff says "c'mon Jordan please!" Jordan says "I rub you all the time and I never get anything"...Jeff says "I just rubbed you right now" (hmm, I didn't see any rubbing, lol)...Jordan says "when?"...Jeff says "right now, first of all, I play with your hair all the time, I rub your arm all the time"...Jordan says "listen, I don't like this, this part of our friendship has turned around and now it's 80/20 %, I'm giving 80% and you're giving 20%"...Jeff says it's 50/50. Michele interrupts again with a snarky..."so you rub all your friends?" (what's it to you Michele?)...Jordan says if they wanna be...Michele says "Jordy..." <---🤮Jordan says "me & Jeff, Jeff is different"  Michele says she's just kidding...Jordan says she's serious...right Jeff?...Jeff says what?...Jordan says "you're different"...Jeff says how? (LOL way to put her on the spot Jeff)...Jordan says Jeff is not helping her here...Jeff says it's different, they had this pact from the beginning, for real...Jordan says "he'd want me to rub him and I did". This is where it gets testy for Jeff! Jordan says she has some guy friends she rubs (I don't know if I believe that one, lol) or if she sees them she would say hey! and give them a kiss on the cheek or the lips but they're just her friends...Jeff asks "you kiss your friends on the lips?"...Jordan backtracks a little and says "uh, no, kinda like a quick peck...some of them"...Jeff says "really?"...Jordan says "some of them"...Jeff says that means you want to do it with them. 😂 Jordan says no it doesn't! Does he kiss some of his girl friends?...Jeff says no, I have sex with them. (burn!) Jeff laughs but Jordan doesn't respond...Jeff says no, he doesn't kiss people on the lips, he kisses people on the cheek though but not on the lips, she does? she just said she does... Jordan completely backtracks and says "not every one, a couple, some I've known since I was like in 5th grade, I'll just be like hey, muah"...Jeff says "you do it with them?"...Jordan says "no, it's not like that"...Michele says they've established that Jordan hasn't had sex with a lot of people...Jeff says that's all phony...Jordan says yeah right...Michele says if that was true Jordan would be humping you right now...Jeff says "f**k yeah"...Michele says she would have left this bedroom a long time ago...Jeff says it would be on like Donkey Kong in there...Jordan says who? me & you?...Jeff says mmm, hmm. Now this is where it gets testy for Jordan! Jordan says "yeah, Jeff wants to do me"...Jeff says "Jordan!" Jordan laughs...Michele says Jeff said he wanted to have sex with me too so...Jordan kind of gasps and immediately pulls her hand away from scratching Jeff...Michele nervously says "you did say that though"...Jeff says that was just to make you feel good...Michele says "he's a liar! thanks Jeff"...Jeff says it would make him feel good too...Jordan turns away from Jeff...Jeff reaches over to Jordan with his leg and asks where'd she go?...Jordan says "I'm done rubbing"...Jeff says c'mon, come here 🥰...Jordan says "you rub me for once"...Jeff swears he will...Jordan says she doesn't like the way this is going...Jeff reaches back and hugs Jordan, rubbing her head and she hugs him back... ...Jeff says this is how it was in the beginning when she wouldn't rub him and she would say rub me and he always did...Jordan knows but he doesn't do it anymore...Jeff says he does, he's always playing with her, right now...doesn't that feel good?...Jordan says mmm, hmm. Jeff says see, even. Jordan says she does it longer, Jeff says she's better at it...they bicker a little more about the rubbing and then Jordan starts scratching again. Now I love this, this is what Jordan is awesome at, killing someone softly & subtly...she had just gotten irritated with what Michele said about the sex thing so she turns it around by sweetly mentioning Michele's husband just to drive home the fact that Michele is taken and Jeff is unattainable! Ha! Jordan says that Michele's husband is going to be so excited when he sees her...LOL all Michele says is mmm, hmm...Jordan says especially now with the new her, her sex life will improve from once a day to five times a day...Michele says she won't have a job then...Jordan says he'll meet you in the lab, she'll have her lab suit and her glasses and there will be rats running around...Michele says no, not sexy... Jordan says Michele looks real good and she thinks she should wear her hair longer...Michele says now that she knows how to use a flat iron she can have long hair and not look crazy  Jordan thinks the person that has changed the most should get a reward, they should take Michele on finale night to get a makeover, it would be cool...Michele says she is so sweet, she should be rewarded with one...Jeff says to make Jordan look different, she would have to have black hair, she wouldn't look bad with black hair, dark hair, dark hair with her blue eyes she would be fu**in' smo...it would be cool...Michele says "you like brunettes don't you?" 🙄 Jeff says he likes both, he doesn't know if he could picture Jordan with dark hair but dark hair with her eyes would be amazing but he thinks he likes Jordan with blond hair...Jordan talks about having dark in her hair once, it didn't look bad...Jeff says she would look good either way...Jordan says dark hair makes her hair look greasy...Jeff says he thinks she looks ok...Jordan says thanks. They continue talking about the makeover and Jeff asks if she would do it if they had to do something dramatic with her hair?...Jordan doesn't know if she could cut it to her shoulders, it depends...Jordan loves watching those makeover shows, like once on ANTM one girl had her long hair all chopped off to very short and she was crying...Jeff says he thinks he saw that...they talk about haircuts that Michele should wear...ironically Jordan mentions that if Michele wants bangs she should get hair extensions to have it longer, it would look better...Michele says nah, she's not going to do that because she could set her hair on fire at work, that's actually a legitimate concern… Late night chat - Reaching out/Busy hands 2:43-3am Jeff, Jordan & Michele continue to talk about reality shows...Jeff mentions one of the girls from America's Next Top Model who cheated on her boyfriend, they went to Europe for modeling, they were partying with these European dudes in a hot tub and she ended up having sex with one of them and then she called her boyfriend back home to tell him, she was crying but he was very dramatic and had a really weird voice, he was like what'd you do? what happened? and she was told him she did it and he said you didn't! and she said she did, he called her a whore, it was so fu**ing funny, he was dying, it was the best, he was so dramatic, the girl said she did the worst thing ever, she told him, I dunno why she did that but he would have found out anyway. Jeff talks about when they do the top reality moments on tv...Jordan remembers seeing the girl that fainted on ANTM, they recall some crazy moments on reality tv including the one where a girl took a dump on Flava of Love...Michele says can you imagine that happening in the house, she would walk out...Jordan says she would take a dump in Russell's pillow and send it to him...Jeff says whoa! and reaches back and strokes Jordan's face & hair...Jordan continues saying she would set it on fire...Jeff rubs Jordan's hair and says "relaxi taxi"🚕 Michele announces she is going to pee in her pants so she starts getting up to leave...meanwhile Jeff and Jordan are both doing some reaching for each other under the cover...Jordan smiles and turns towards Jeff and spoons him...Jeff giggles and Jordan makes a fart sound on his back...Michele leaves...Jordan says she is crazy...Jeff says she is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs 🤪 ..Jeff turns to lay on his back. Jordan snuggles into Jeff and says "you know what I want?"...Jeff in a sexy manner says "what?"...Jordan says "to sit through"...Jeff rawrr's...Jordan continues "to sit through a thunderstorm"⛈️⛈️..Jeff says "yeah, those are the best"...Jordan sits up and says "and have it rain, but I want it to be outside sitting on a balcony and it raining and watching it thunder and lightning"...Jeff says "and do it?"...Jordan says "does everything have to end in doing it?"...Jeff says "what? wouldn't it be nice? just say yes...yes or no?"...Jordan lays back down and in a Jeff voice says "no"...Jeff says "no?"...Jordan grabs Jeff's face and says "no". Jeff turns his head away and says "whatever"...Jordan looks like she feels bad...Jeff reaches for her and touches her under the cover...Jordan reaches for his hand, smiles and lurches forward...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan mmm, mmm's (indicating no)...Jeff mmm, mmm's what?...they acknowledge Natalie laughing outside the room...something happens under cover and they do their "no" banter...Jeff pulls the cover over them and they kiss...and kiss...Jordan comes up for air and says she has her retainer in...Jeff says he loves it 😁...more "no" banter... Jordan asks if it doesn't feel hotter in there?...Jeff says a little bit...Jordan tells Jeff that he doesn't look like himself...Jeff asks who he looks like?...Jordan says in the dark he looks different...Jeff says "really? you like him better or worse"...Jordan says "huh? you look different"...Jeff says "who do you like better? this one or daytime?"...Jordan says "either one"...Jeff misunderstands and says "neither?"...Jordan asks if she looks the same in the dark?...Jeff says kinda...you look better LOL ...Jordan gasps uhhh and Jeff brings the cover over to bug her...Jordan says for real?...Michele walks back in and lets some light in and Jeff says "now you look normal"...Jordan says duh!...Jeff says "you look normal I think" Rustling of the cover, some busy hands under cover too...Jordan seems to be "reaching" for Jeff  😉 and she says "wowzers"...Jeff mmm, hmm's/giggles, more movement then Jeff says what?...he giggles and says it's the same shit every day...Jordan says it is...Jeff says he knows, my God, get him out of this place...Jordan sits up and takes off her mic...Jeff complains his shoulder hurts...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says it's from all the reaching all over the place every night. They are momentarily quiet but there is something going on under cover again, more rustling of the cover then they both seem to be doing "something" to make the other smile...they grin like cheshire cats and then Michele interrupts "the mood" to say that this week they should do some crazy dares WTF? They discuss what kinds of dares...Michele says no nudity. Jordan asks Jeff if he would run around naked?...Jeff says naw...Jordan says why?...Jeff says he doesn't want that shit all over the place, you do something stupid here and you're fu**ed for the rest of your life...Jordan says skinny dipping?...Jeff says that isn't that bad but you don't want to do shit like that, he's not 18 years old ykwim?... Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff tells Jordan she can go though, skinny dipping...Jordan says she would...Jeff says do it tomorrow...Jordan backtracks LOL and says he makes a good point she wouldn't do it here but somewhere...Jeff says "jury house?"...Jordan says yeah...Jeff says "with all those yo-yo's?"...Jordan says yeah, she wouldn't care...Jeff says "why'd you show everybody that? really?"...Jordan says she would do it in the jury house (forgetting that the previous hour she said she wouldn't want to be a stripper showing her boobies  )...Jeff says "butt naked?"...More backtracking from Jordan, she says "umm, I don't know about butt naked, maybe with my underwear on"...Jeff says that's not skinny...Jordan says if she was going to go out in the ocean and it was dark, yeah she'd do it but she doesn't know...Jeff farts 🥴 Jordan says she knew he was going to do that...Jeff giggles about Jordan trying to smell it, she denies it...Jeff turns to lay on his tummy (his usual sleep position)...Michele says Jeff needs a lifetime supply of Beano...Jeff says he'll have to do a Gas-X commercial...Michele brings up who would do a herpes commercial...Jeff says he would, it would be better exposure...Michele sarcastically says that would get him lots of girls...Jeff recalls a Friends episode where Joey did a herpes commercial. They quiet down and then Michele tells them it's almost 3am...Jeff says his goal is to be in the pool by 1pm...they all say goodnight to each other and finally get to sleep or so it seems... Jejo play footsie 2:56am Jordan turns to face away from Jeff & touches Jeff's foot with hers...Jeff turns the other way as well and lays on his tummy, he is getting hot so he kicks off the comforter and exposes his lower legs along with Jordan's leg. Jordan & Jeff play footsie...cutest thing EVER! Will you rub my hair? 3:01-3:05am Just when it seems J&J have fallen asleep, Jordan turns back towards Jeff and asks him if he's sleeping?...Jeff says no, why, what's up?...Jordan asks if he will rub her hair?...Jeff doesn't seem to responsive so Jordan turns back the other way...Jeff says "you really want me to?"...Jordan says "no, don't worry about it"...Jeff tsks, turns and says he was comfy, can she do that when they're snuggling?...Jordan says "don't worry about it"...Jeff says it's too late, shut up and he starts rubbing...Jordan positions herself lower so they can spoon and says "there, we're snuggling"...Jeff puts his leg over Jordan and he keeps rubbing. Just after the 3:15am mark Jeff starts slowing down...Jordan shifts around and Jeff asks her "what do you want?"...Jordan says "nothing, you look like you're falling asleep"...Jeff says no, he's getting tired but he'll rub...Jordan says he doesn't have to...Jeff leans in and gives her a kiss 💋 Jordan then rubs Jeff's hair... It's hard to tell when Jeff actually stops rubbing but they do eventually fall asleep snuggling each other like this. Under the cover dance ;) 7:53-8:22am Jordan has been called to the DR very early...she goes outside for a bit but then she goes back to bed. @ the 7:53am mark Jeff stirs when she gets in bed and asks her if she's done?...Jordan says yes...Jeff says nice...Jordan puts her mic away and says her hair looks bad LOL Jordan says "that was so weird, I heard that and I was like, I thought it was Thursday, no it's not Thursday but it is Thursday, I got confused"...they both settle in to sleep but they both seem restless and are unable to... @ the 7:57am mark Jordan turns to face Jeff who is laying on his back, there's some readjusting of the cover, it seems like Jordan reaches for Jeff and they might be holding hands (?)...hard to tell...Jordan has secret smile #1...Jeff moves around a little, scratches his nose, Jordan readjusts her head...Jeff turns his head a couple of times @ the 8:00am mark it sounds like Jeff is snoring lightly but he fidgets his feet...Jordan is clearly awake because her eyes can be seen blinking...Jeff shifts again and again. @ the 8:03:20am mark big secret smile #2 from Jordan which lasts for a little bit... @ just before the 8:04am mark secret smile #3... Jordan puts her leg over Jeff's and her hand seems to be shifting in a precarious spot...she buries her head in her Jeff's pillow...some more rustling and some movement of the cover in the southern regions, lol, and then just before the 8:05am mark Jeff flinches...twice...Jordan then turns back to her side...Jeff shifts and kicks the cover...Jordan is laying still while Jeff seems restless... @ the 8:08am mark Jordan now shifts and touches her hair...Jeff shifts and then he turns to spoon with Jordan, he pulls her in close and they snuggle. @ the 8:15am mark Jeff turns back the other way and lays on his side with his back to Jordan, he reaches back for Jordan's hand/arm...Jordan turns her head to acknowledge what he wants and then her arm can be seen under the cover moving onto Jeff's hip/leg area, after a little bit Jordan moves it away. Just after the 8:17am mark Jordan once again turns back towards Jeff and spoons him this time, she reaches with her hand to hold/hug him...Jeff's hand/arm can be seeing moving to hold onto hers. @ the 8:19am mark Jordan shifts back a little to touch her face and ear...Jeff's arm can be seen reaching back again to bring her back in (kind of like a non-verbal "where you going?") and her arm can be seen reaching over Jeff and snuggling close again. @ the 8:21am mark Jordan turns back the other way and they finally seem to settle into sleep although Jeff is still restless. (Even though most times it couldn't be seen, I personally think they both had a habit of having one hand on each other at all times while settling into sleep, they both needed that human touch from the other) Jeff wakes up & rubs Jordan’s head 9:53-9:55am Super sweet and self explanatory. 🥰 Outside lockdown head rub 12:41-1pm The HG's are outside not doing anything...Kevin & Natalie look to be resting/sleeping. Michele is munching on something noisily. Jordan is sitting on the first chair, Jeff is sitting on the couch closest to Jordan. Cute moment at the 12:42 mark when Jeff yawns and then reaches over to Jordan and rubs her back...he lets go and then Jordan quickly reaches over and squeezes his calf (he has his legs up on the table)...just a little signal to the other that I'm here for ya ) @ the 12:47pm mark Jeff reaches over again and starts rubbing Jordan's back, she even gets the shivers, it's cute. Shortly after that Jordan pats Jeff's leg a few times, Jeff smiles and returns the favor on her back...Jordan leans over to lay her head on the armrest of the chair and Jeff starts rubbing her head. Jordan reaches for Jeff's leg/knee and occasionally rubs too. Jordan looks like she's in heaven...or still sleepy. ☺️ The rubbing goes on for awhile with no one saying a word. Just before the 12:57pm mark Jeff stops momentarily and Jordan sits up. They say something to each other that is inaudible because a plane is flying overhead. Jeff sits up to take a drink of water, Jordan lays her head back down but then sits back up. Michele mumbles something weird about no talking (??) and then Jordan gets up and walks behind the couches to look at her face in the mirror.  She then goes and walks towards the pool and sits down with her feet in the pool. Jordan had a dream about Jeff last night 1:26-1:37pm The HG's are on an outside lockdown. Jeff is sitting on the couches while Jordan is sitting with her legs in the pool. She is wearing Jeff's NY shirt. Jeff goes over to the pool, puts his legs in and starts throwing the mini ball back and forth with Jordan. The ball gets away from Jordan and she doesn't even attempt to get it, lol. (This part is difficult to hear and they're not wearing their mics so it's not clear what they're saying, not sure this part is correct, lol) Jeff says his back hurts from sleeping so much...Jordan says that bed (SS room) is so uncomfortable...Jeff says you go to sleep though...Jordan says that at one point she did wake up but she thought she was dreaming...Jeff says no, you kept squeezing (?)... Jordan says she had a dream about Jeff last night...Jeff says what about? Jordan smiles 😊 and Jeff smiles this big 😃 Jordan says "nothin" 😉 Jeff asks "was it good?" Jordan says it was ok...Jeff says "yeahhh, what was it?" Jordan says she can't tell anyone, she will tell him later...Jeff says why? when later? Jordan says she doesn't want to say it in there. Jeff says they don't have their mics on, lol. Jordan says there are mics there...Jeff says "was it dirty?" Jordan says no. Jeff says if it wasn't then why the hell can't she say it for...Jordan says she doesn't want to...Jeff says yes it was... Jordan says then she had a dream she was getting her hair done at a salon and her toes and nails done. She asked her mom how much it was and it was $100 and she was ok. Jeff asks if that is how much they cost, she says no, that was just in her dream. They get quiet for a minute and then Jeff says "what was the dream about?" 😛 Jordan tries to shush him but Jeff persists, he says to just give him a clue...Jordan says "it was just me and you" Jeff 😃 "Where were we?" Jordan says "not here" Jeff says "but it was nice?" Jordan says "at first it was" Jeff says "but then we got in a fight?" Jordan nods yes...Jeff says "what happened?" Jordan - 😎 Jeff says "whattt?" Jordan says "I don't wanna talk about it" Jeff says "me and you in this house?" Jordan says it wasn't in this house, me and you were out in the real world...Jeff says he knows but she doesn't want to talk about it in this house so he won't know ever...Jordan says he will know finale night if you want...Jeff says how the fuck is he going to remember...it was a dream, who cares...fire it...Jordan doesn't budge...Jeff says she knows she is going to tell him so she just might as well say it...Jordan says maybe she will tell him later...Jeff asks what are they doing right now...Jordan says being bored, talking... Jeff goes to lay down on the pool chair, Jordan says she is going to get in, she's hot and sweating...Jeff tells her to come over there in the shade, Jordan says it's still hot there, Jeff says not as much...she gets up and Jeff says "why don't you just wait"...Jordan gets in and says "you get so mad" (Jeff still doesn't like her getting in the pool with her clothes on and now she has his clothes on, lol) Jeff mumbles something and then says never mind... Secret smile @ 1:33:50 pm They chit chat about not having their mics, the lockdown and then the lockdown ends... Weather comparison/My brothers birthday too 2:09-2:16pm Jeff & Jordan are out tanning in the BY, Jordan is on the hammock, Jeff is on the blue raft in the pool...just after the 12:09pm mark they start chatting when Jordan says it's hot out...Jeff says not like it has been but it's humid...Jordan says imagine if you had to work construction?...Jeff says he knows, he always thinks about that...Jordan says her brother has to always work outside in landscaping, he comes home all the time and he's soaked...Jeff says imagine the construction guys they have to work in the blazing heat and then work in the freezing cold...Jordan says yeah but they would like working out there because in the winter it doesn't get freezing cold...Jeff says it's nice and cool. Jeff says in Chicago it's fu**ing brutal cold out...Jordan says "does it get in the negative?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says "it does?"...Jeff says sometimes, with the wind chill for sure...Jordan says at home if there's barely any snow they close the schools...Jeff says really?...Jordan says even if there's only an inch of snow and barely any ice, they call off school, they act like it's such a big deal...Jeff says for them they never cancel school, even in a blizzard, he'd be so pissed, his ma wouldn't drive him in the snow so she'd make him walk to school, he'd say forget it but she'd say you better go...Jordan laughs and says "you'd have to walk?"...Jeff says yeah, even in crazy snow, people get their late and all sorts of shit, it's such a mess, everything is wet & muddy and it's just gross...Jeff says "I hate winter...yuck". Jeff says she doesn't understand, you can't breathe, when he gets back it will be like winter almost...Jordan says when he gets back at the end of September is it already cool?...Jeff says it will be fall, yes it will be cool, the nights will be cool, you have to wear jeans and a sweatshirt, it will be in the 50's...Jordan says she thinks 50's are freezing...Jeff says nah, it'll be alright, you can wear whatever you want in the fall, it's usually not too cold in the beginning, you can be fine wearing a jacket or not...Jeff says "fall is nice, I like fall plus it's football season and all the trees are orange and stuff". Jeff says that Jordan has a pretty good climate where she's at...Jordan says "my brother's birthday is October 27th"...Jeff says "that's my brother's birthday!"...Jordan says "really?"...Jeff says "yeah"...Jordan says "nuh uh"...Jeff says "I swear"...Jordan says "your middle or older?"...Jeff says "older...holy shit"...Jordan is at a loss for words with the coincidence and then says sometimes it is freezing, one year she wore a turtleneck, but one Halloween it wasn't really that cold...Jeff says "that's crazy that your brother's birthday is the same as mine" 😊 Jordan asks if he has people in his family that have close birthdays? Jordan explains that her sister & her grandpa have the same, June 29th and so on...Jeff says his family they are all more spread out, he says her family is closer than his, his ma's birthday is 3 days away from Jordan's, his brother is the same day as her brother, he giggles...Michele has come outside to join in suntanning...Jeff asks when Jordan's sister's birthday is...Jordan says June 29th, her boyfriend's is June 10th...Michele pipes in saying she's June 16th...Jordan asks what she did...Michele probably lies about what she did 🤨..Jordan says she & her family used to go eat at a Japanese place... Finding Jordan in the GR 3:28-3:31pm Jeff has been outside catching some sun after being in the pool...he goes inside @ the 3:28pm mark and goes looking for Jordan, he heads straight to the GR where Jordan has been taking a nap. Jeff walks in and says "what's up Johrdan?"...Jordan stirs and says "nothing"...Jeff asks Jordan "why'd you come in here?"...Jordan says she doesn't know, it wasn't sunny oustide...Jeff takes off his flip-flops and leans over Jordan to kiss her, Jordan taps Jeff's neck, lol, they kiss...Jordan mmm's...Jeff looks at Jordan...Jordan says "what?"...Jeff says "nothing, what are you laughing at?"...Jordan pushes Jeff down and says "you"...Jeff smells himself and asks if he smells?...Jordan smells herself and says "no, you don't" LOL Jeff asks "what's up?"...Jordan lays down on Jeff's leg and asks how it is outside? Jeff says hot and lays down on Jordan's leg. Jordan says to not look at her face, it's breaking out. Jeff looks at Jordan in only the way he can... Jordan asks if Jeff is hot? his legs feel hot...Jeff says he was just lying in the sun and you know where you get to the point where you're hot and it's over? he was like "it's over", he couldn't lay there anymore. Jordan says he still looks tanned. Jeff says "yeah? I got a little bit today?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says tomorrow he'll finish the job...Jordan hands Jeff a pillow to put behind his head, she says she loves these pillows...Jeff says they're so soft...Jordan says "you're all about the softness Jeff...so soft"...Jeff says he likes it...Jordan gets comfy but Jeff decides to go change shorts because they're wet and he wants to workout later, he'll be back, he leaves… That’s the funk/Jordan pulled a Melendez/John Gotti dinner 3:32-3:43pm Jeff returns to the GR where Jordan has been laying waiting for him to come back. Jeff says "Johrdan...Hi Johrdan" and he sits down by Jordan. Jordan says she's sleepy and lifts up her arm over her head...Jeff reaches down to pretend smell her...Jordan says "nooo! don't smell"...Jeff lays down opposite her and says "you stinky"...Jordan says "do I?"...Jeff says she's got a little bit of funk...Jordan laughs and then Jeff laughs...Jordan says she was sweating from being out there, she swears she won't be stinky when she leaves there...Jeff says that's the funk baby. Jeff starts slapping/patting Jordan's butt and he says he loves how she jumps when he first touches her...Jordan says well that scared her, she grabs onto Jeff's calf/leg… ...Jeff asks what she thought it was...Jordan says she doesn't know, she wasn't expecting it...Jeff keeps doing it...Jordan keeps holding onto his leg... Jeff says how funny it is that Kevin stays down there instead of up in his HOH...Jordan says when she walked by them they were all silent & whispering and it was awkward...Jeff says give the HOH to him if he doesn't want it...Jordan says that Michele told her that Kevin was locking the room now ever since she took a nap in his room...Jeff says "oh really?"...Jordan sits up and re-tells the what Michele told her about the HOH room...Jeff asks why would she go up there?...Jordan shrugs her shoulders and whispers "she's so weird"...Jeff says it's over, he starts imitating how Michele mumbles and he can't hear & can't understand a word she's saying...Jordan is amused, lol... Jordan says really? that's so funny...Jeff says "whaddya mean really? you don't know?"...Jordan in Jeff accent says "I do know" and she laughs. Jeff puts his leg on her neck and pushes her down… Jordan gets red in the face, says Jefff!, laughs and says no!...Jeff eases up and laughs...Jordan sits up and puts her hair in a clip...Jeff pretend smells her again as a joke and Jordan says "you smell it? when you raise my arm you can smell my armpits? shut up, you can't...quit trying to act like I'm a smelly person"...Jeff sits up to smell her saying lemme see, Jordan grabs his face saying no! don't smell me...Jeff lays back down...Jordan says she probably stinks...Jeff says probably?...Jordan says "lemme smell your armpits"...she bends over and does, she says "no, you don't stink" LOL Jeff says he doesn't even have deodorant...Jordan laughs and says his Dove doesn't work...Jeff says it doesn't work when you need medication deodorant...Jordan says the medication is for sweating...Jeff says what about the men's deodorant?...Jordan says she didn't feel like putting it on, she wanted to smell like a woman...Jeff says she smells like a fucking construction worker...Jordan gasps and laughs...Jordan says "you're a b....a hoorah!...no, that's only for a girl right?" Jeff asks if she was going to call him a bitch because she said b....Jordan says she was trying to think of something and she couldn't. Jordan asks what Jeff is going to cook tonight...Jeff says nothing for her...Jordan says yeahh! you always have to cook for me...Jeff says she abandoned him...Jordan denies it...Jeff says where'd she go today, he was like "Johrdan" and she was gone...Jordan says "you didn't know I left? I'm like your friend sneaky, sneaky, just get up and leave"...Jeff says Jordan pulled a Melendez. Jeff's stomach growls and Jordan asks if it's his...Jeff says yes...Jordan tells Jeff to not work out until later so he can hang out with her...Jeff says he will...Jordan lays down saying she wants to work out today, walk...she holds onto Jeff's arm...Jeff says they can hang out for a little bit then he can go work out in an hour and a half when the sun goes down and it gets cooler, then he can work out, then if she comes out he'll walk with her and he'll do his abs with her...Jordan says deal. Jordan starts patting and rubbing Jeff's tummy. Jeff says then they'll shower and get ready and cook a John Gotti dinner...Jordan wants to know what the John Gotti dinner is tonight...Jeff says whatever she wants, he'll rock it out, he wants to use the grill while he can...Jordan asks grilled chicken? Jeff says whatever she wants...Jordan asks about BBQ'ed grilled chicken...Jeff says he could do that or he could do BBQ pork and lemon chicken or vice versa...Jordan says either one or they could have pitas...Jeff says they have no more pita pockets, it's over for the pita pockets...Jordan says everything is over...Jeff says Jeff is over so they might as well cancel the show...he laughs and says Jeff's gone, show's over...Jordan says Jeff & Jordan...Jeff says Jeff & Jordan is gone, it's over. Jordan asks Jeff if they had not have gotten rid of Russell would they be in the same situation...Jeff thinks he would have made a move, he thinks it was a good move, all they had to do was win the POV and they didn't, he didn't. Jordan says she didn't. Jeff says he wasn't expecting her to, he was expecting him to. They are quiet for a bit and then Jordan says "you shaved, that's what's different...he shaved today"...Jeff says he did before he went outside...Jordan knew something looked different...Jeff says worse? she likes it better unshaven...Jordan says she likes it when it's a little scruffy, he looks cute, she likes it either way but she likes him scruffy. They are quiet again and Jordan is stealing glances at Jeff...she pats Jeff again and asks if it's really cloudy right now...Jeff says no, it's the same, it's still sunny, you can see the shadow. All about Mookie 3:43-3:46pm Jeff & Jordan are laying down in the GR talking. Jordan says she doesn't want to talk about "it" anymore in the DR because "we lost, it sucks" Jeff says "it hurts" Jordan says "it's over". They start laughing. Jordan pauses and smiles to herself and does the Mookie pfffssssssttt sound with Jeff's hand motion. Jeff does the hand motion saying pork choptsssss. They laugh. Jordan does the tsssssss sound again with the hand. Jordan wants Jeff to do his hand motion, to do it again... Jeff says what are we going to eat tonight? Barbecued chicktsssssss (w/ hand motion). They laugh again. Jordan says she doesn't know why but she thinks it's so funny. Jeff says he doesn't know why either, she'd fu**ing love Mookie. Jeff says "he is fu**ing annoying this kid, dude, he's the most annoying person ever but you laugh at him" Jordan is laughing non-stop...Jeff says he laughs at him but everyone else wants to strangle him on a daily basis even he wants to kill him sometimes but when you want to kill him he runs and he hides, he's just so skinny and harmless...Jordan says like lanky? Jeff says yeah, and he's so fu**ing annoying, he's the worst!  😝 Jeff says Mookie downloaded a program on his iPhone that is just the highest pitch sound ever and it just goes eeeeeeeeeeeee (feedback sound)....it's really high, you'll be like dude, what's that noise...he does it on his phone so he comes and talks to you and you're like wtf is that and you're like dude, what is that fu**ing noise man? and you don't know that it's from his phone, he just walks around the office with it on...Jeff tells him, dude, I'm going to break that fu**ing thing in half and he thinks it's so funny...he's one of those guys that downloads all the fart sounds on his phone. Jeff says Jordan & Mookie would be BFF's. 😄 Jordan says Jeff would probably want to kill both of them because he can just handle her sometimes, not all the time. Jeff says he could handle her, sometimes he gets frustrated.... Jeff and patience/Champion ab/Jordan likes to be rubbed now 3:46-3:55pm After talking about Mookie, Jordan brings up how much Jeff can handle her, this leads Jeff to bring up yesterday when Jeff was teaching Jordan how to play solitaire. Jeff says that yesterday he didn't fu**ing get pissed, she was acting like she knew it was coming or something and he didn't even get pissed, that's what was getting him pissed. Jordan says with the cards?...even Michele says he loses his patience really easy, she could tell in his voice, she figured if she did that then he would quit being so abrasive...Jeff says she did it 10 times, he noticed she was doing it, she could stop doing it, he noticed...stop acting like she's so frustrated cuz he didn't even do anything...Jordan says "yes, you were raising your voice at me" Jeff says he wasn't...Jordan says he was, he gets...he says Jordan! what needs to go over there! and then she's like ok, hang on, calm down. Jeff wants to run back the videotape because everytime he told her flip over 3 card and don't touch it, the first 10 times she did it, she flipped over and looked through them all and he kept saying it 10 times, wtf was she not getting there...they look at each other, Jeff pretends to punch her...they smile and Jeff says "it's over, whatever and you learned"...Jordan says she did...Jeff says "and I didn't get pissed"...Jordan says he does sometimes...Jeff says he didn't though yesterday, he was trying to keep it cool. They snuggle closer...Jeff asks if she wants to get in there (armpit)...she does and Jeff starts rubbing her hair. Jordan shifts a little and says Jeff is trying to sniff her armpits, isn't he? Jeff laughs and says no way...Jeff stops rubbing and Jordan says for him to continue playing with her hair...Jeff says he has been all morning...Jordan says no, he hasn't! Jeff points out to Jordan one of his abs...he says "this ab tries harder than all my rest (he laughs)...he's the champion of the group, what's wrong with that guy all the time, he's always achieving for success, everyone needs to be more like him" Jordan laughs. Jordan asks if Jeff got fatter after graduating high school or stronger? Jeff says stronger going into college. Jordan asks if he had a six-pack...Jeff says no, he was just thicker everywhere...Jordan says he looked different in his graduation picture. Jordan says her highest level of achievement was high school and she felt like a goof (when filling out the paperwork for the show). Jeff keeps rubbing and says he gave her an hour of scratch time so far on her head so when he asks for his back scratch he doesn't want to hear any lip. Jordan has a couple of secret smiles. :) Jeff asks if Jordan ever liked her hair scratched before...Jordan says it was ok...Jeff says now she likes it? he laughs...Jordan says she especially likes it after she wears her hair in a ponytail...Jeff says the same for when he wears hats...Jordan starts making farting noises in Jeff's armpit...Jeff asks if she wants him to cut out some armpit hair and leave it for her so when she's feeling lonely she can jump into it...Jordan says ewww, that's gross, she doesn't want that...Jeff says it was just a thought...Jordan says she's going to sneak something into his BB bag but he can't look until...Jeff says to wait until he's close to finished packing...Jordan says she will help him...they get quiet... Jordan says she wishes she could write something for him but they won't let them...Jeff says she could record a message for him in the DR...Jordan says she is, she already prepared, she asks if he did? Jeff says no because she isn't going anywhere and he likes to wing it anyway...Jordan says it better be good or she'll be mad...Jeff says why? she won't even hear it. Quiet again. More banter about if they smell and what they smell like. (they love this! lol) Jeff’s list of things he hates 3:55pm Jeff & Jordan are in the GR chilling and talking, Jeff asks Jordan how she can lay down in wet pants? Ugh Jeff says put it on the list, I hate it, wet pants, laying down. Check! ✔️ Jordan says what else do you hate? Jeff says you! Jordan says no, what else? Jeff says he told her everything already, Jordan forgot... Jeff says peanut butter & jelly in the same jar...Jordan says yeah that's right...Jeff laughs. Jordan says wet pants...Jeff says Lincoln Technical Institute commercials...Jordan says yep...Jeff says people with their socks all sideways, people who tuck their tongues in their shoes...Jeff says dude, I got a lot of them...Jordan says whiners...Jeff says uh, I hate whiners...Jordan does her cartoon voice and Jeff tries to shut her mouth because he hates that voice, lol. If you’re watching this...you Gawn! 3:56-4:01pm Jordan complains she has a gas bubble. Jeff asks if it's heartburn...Jordan says no...Jeff pats her strongly on the back and Jordan says "what's that gonna do Jeff?"...Jeff says he doesn't know, he thought it might move the air bubble...Jordan sits up, Jeff shows her how to breathe to relieve it, then he asks if she wants him to kick her in the chest...she says no, don't...Jordan repeats it's gas...Jeff asks nervous gas? Jordan says "it's probably I'm upset...gas" LOL Jordan clips her hair up and then punches Jeff in the leg, she says she saw his nose flare up, why'd he do that?...they goof around a bit with Jordan saying beat it, you're outta here...Jeff puts his foot up near her head and says not till Thursday, don't get cocky, he then scissor locks her head with his legs and tickles her...she gets red in the face and screeches no...Jeff laughs and let's go. Jordan groans loudly and starts punching Jeff, by the third punch Jeff says eyyyyy and she stops, he tells her to not get crazy. Jeff asks if she's ever seen Scarface, she says no and then says in her NJ accent "the do-gooders"...Jeff doesn't know where that is from...Jordan then does her Renny "St. Mary!"...Jeff says he's surprised they don't let Jordan talk to her...Jordan wishes she could, she would be her BFF...they smile at each other and then Jordan says she should say that in her goodbye message. Jeff asks "what are you going to say?"...Jordan says she has so much she wants to say...Jeff says they told him it was a bunch...Jordan says there's so much, she was going to say we lost, it hurts, it's over...Jeff laughs...but she thinks people might not get it, only they will and people will think she's trying to be sentimental (Jeff thinks sarcastic, lol) but she thought she might throw that in for his buddies, they'll think it's funny. Jeff says to not worry about that, just make it for him and he'll get it and people will know because he's said it 8000 times. Jordan says she was going to say it's over or we gawn. Jeff laughs and then says "if you're watching this you gawn" they crack up...Jeff says that is how he's going to start his "Jordan, if you're watching this you gawn" they keep laughing...Jordan says she's going to start hers that way...Jeff says for sure, me too, that's exactly how he's starting "Jordan if you're watching this you gawwn, I don't know what happened". Jordan says at the end she was going to put "love you Gucc, TTYN", she laughs… Jeff says she's going to make a big fu**ing joke and he'll be so pissed off, he won't like it when he sees it...Jordan says he better laugh at all of hers because then it won't be funny...Jeff says he will only watch it at the jury house? Jordan says no, you watch them with Julie...Jeff asks if she's sure...Jordan explains how it was done in seasons past, remember how Ollie asked April to be his girlfriend when she was evicted? Jeff says aww, cute. 🤨 Jordan says she will be "alright TTYN!", she laughs and says she will have so many jokes in there it won't make sense...Jeff seems to get a bit sad and says I'll get it...Jordan says she wants to get all of it in, as much as she can...Jeff says "I'll get 'em" then gets quiet...Jordan says "Jeff, if you're watching this you gawn"...Jeff says that's how hers is starting for sure… Jeff says I’m not Gucci, I’m different 4:02-4:17pm Jordan says if she does stay she's going to fight, fight, fight...Jeff asks her if she wants his cheerleading outfit? Jordan doesn't get the sarcasm, Jeff says it's because she sounds like a cheerleader with her fight, fight, fight! Jordan says she doesn't need his sarcasm right now...she says she is going to fight, he doesn't believe in her...Jeff exhales deeply...Jordan says he doesn't, he doesn't think she's going to make it...Jeff asks for a nice massage?...Jordan says no, because he doesn't think she'll make it...Jeff says "I brought" then catches himself and says "we're this far...of course I believe in you...c'mon you're doing a massage for me", he turns to his lay on his belly...Jordan says he thinks that the only reason why is he brought her this far...Jeff says "no, you fu**ing helped, you're such a loser, why do you think that?"...Jordan just thinks it, she really does...Jeff says "oh well, I don't control what you think". Jordan starts rubbing...she complains about the pimples on her face and she doesn't feel like doing anything...Jeff asks if his back is super white? Jordan says not really...she asks what time was it when he came in? Jeff says 3:30. Jeff closes his eyes and they both settle in for a long rub/scratch...they are quiet...Jordan pats him and Jeff protests, she keeps going...Jordan says she hates getting locked in the HOH room...Jeff says he just tries to go to sleep...Jeff says at least they both got HOH...Jordan says right at the end...Jordan says on a positive note if Jeff hadn't have gotten the Coup they would have been out a long time ago and had a pity party, they've made it a lot further, it just sucks because you think about the money and her thing is she feels if Jeff is gone and she stays she might be out next week and she wants that money and if Jeff is not here she wants it and vice versa...Jeff says me too...Jordan says she doesn't know who to trust...Jeff says go with Michele. Jordan starts wondering about Kevin...she starts whispering inaudibly...Jeff says right, you might sneak by...Jordan doesn't know if Michele will take her...Jeff says she will, both her and Natalie will take her, he says the key is Kevin gone. Jeff laments the Can comp thinking maybe if Kevin had won the Can comp then he would have taken Russell out and Jeff would have been available for the Smores comp, etc. Jeff says what if's? everything happens for a reason. They go over the what if's...Jeff says you can what if all day...Jordan says they made it top 5...Jeff says you can't beat yourself up about what if's...they both agree it will make them mad if Kevin wins...Jordan keeps whispering, it's hard to hear but it's mostly game talk...Jeff says don't beat yourself up, whatever happens happens, just win if you want to make it...Jordan says she doesn't do good under pressure...Jeff says then hope for the best. Jordan says she put a Milky Way in the freezer, does he want half? Jeff says it sounds good but maybe later tonight, he put a Snickers in there. Jordan secret smiles a couple of times as she rubs...Jeff giggles and says he was thinking about her goodbye message...Jordan says what were you going to say? tell me...Jeff says he doesn't know, he was just laughing, thinking about jokes...if his message were to come on and he would say "hey stupid!"...they laugh...Jeff says "hey stupid, if you're watching this you gawn!" everyone would be like what a fu**ing asshole...Jordan says she's going to say "hey Gucci, if you get this you gawn"...Jeff says "don't call me Gucci"...Jordan says why?...Jeff says she never calls him Gucci, he's not Gucci...Jordan says she calls everybody Gucc...Jeff says "I'm not Gucci, I'm different"...Jordan says Lincoln?...Jeff says don't say that...Jordan rubs and smiles and pats Jeff...rub's over... Jeff says noooo....Jordan says she rubbed a long time...Jeff says that was like 10 minutes...Jeff turns to face Jordan and just looks at her sweetly (like only he can)...Jordan gets unnerved, lol, and says what? don't look at me like that...Jeff says why?...Jordan says she knows he's looking at her broken out face (yeah right, your beautiful eyes more like it)...it makes her feel kinda weird...Jordan bends over towards Jordan to shield her face and says "don't look Jeff"... Jeff sniffs her...Jordan says "sniff me again...no, sniff me here" Jeff does and pokes her in the side at the same time...Jordan likes it but says it's gives her cold chills just from that...do it again. :) He does and he laughs and says "do it again...why you like it?"...Jordan says she does, it tickles, she's serious...Jeff then goes for the full tickle with leg scissor… Jordan says it's like torture, she screams no! Jeff!...he lets go and Jeff says "you like it"...Jordan says "I do" and she bends over to snuggle Jeff, she blows some farts on his chest... and then says she wants to go eat her Milky Way...Jeff says to bring it in here, he'll have a bite...Jordan says she kind of wants to eat a pizza, doesn't that sound good?...Jeff says yeah but he's been eating like shit...Jordan says grilled chicken it is, she goes to leave and Jeff asks her about getting some water for him, even an iced tea but ultimately he decides to go into the kitchen with Jordan too… Candy bars, pranks & hooters 4:20-4:38pm Jeff & Jordan get something to eat, Jordan a frozen Milky Way and Jeff some leftover chicken that he microwaves. Jeff asks Jordan if she wants to eat in the kitchen or the GR, Jordan doesn't know and asks Jeff what he wants to do, Jeff laughs and says he wants to go in the GR and he does, Jordan follows. Jeff closes the door behind Jordan and says he doesn't want everyone to know what he's doing, that's how he rolls...Jeff eats, Jordan eats...Jordan doesn't want any of Jeff's chicken, she says it was good though, Michele can cook. Jeff says it is but too fat...they've been eating like shit in there. Jordan makes a face and Jeff asks what it's about, she says she's struggling with the Milky Way...they whisper about the prank that Kevin & Natalie tried to pull on Jeff (the faucet one) that failed and how Michele is probably going to get pranked now...Jordan shoves the rest of the candy bar in her mouth and Jeff asks if that was the rest of it, she didn't save him a bite? Jordan through a full mouth says "you said you didn't want it...I asked you"...Jordan says she'll put another one in the freezer for him. They get quiet... Jordan asks how Jeff noticed the prank...Jeff says it sprayed him but to the side but it would have gotten him...Jordan says Jeff would have been pissed...Jeff shrugs...Jeff says it's going to get Michele...Jordan says it would have gotten her...Jeff says he almost did it a couple of times to Jordan, he would ask Jordan to rinse something out for him but he would always think about it too late and he would laugh. Jordan says she hopes they show bloopers at the finale...Jeff says like the time he bit it during red light, green light? Jordan says there were a bunch of them still here then, Jeff says they were all there, even Braden. They talk about Braden and Simon says, Jordan can't wait to see him at finale but doesn't think he will show up, he might if they pay for it...Jeff says he'll be there, Jordan thinks he might since Chima won't, Jeff says maybe he can clear his name...Jeff says Chima's speech was ruthless and after she was done Braden said...thanks. WTF else are you supposed to say? Jordan says remember when he would rap and it was awful, they laugh about his horrible rapping. Jordan says Braden & Laura didn't really get to know anybody. Jeff says that what would be awesome would be a little piece of Milky Way...Jordan feels bad but says she asked him...Jeff leaves to get a treat...Michele comes in the GR saying she got sprayed and then walks out again. Jordan waits patiently...Michele comes back and explains what happened with the prank. Jeff comes back and lays down at the farthest point away from Jordan, LOL. He's nibbling on a small piece of candy bar. They talk about a similar faucet prank with Evel Dick & his daughter Daniele. They talk about that season and how the HG's were connected. Jordan says Evel Dick reminded her of Tommy Lee and his daughter was really pretty. Michele agrees but says she was super bitchy.😐 They talk more about Dick & Dani and how they made it to the final, he won because they thought he was a douchebag but had good strategy and how Dani worked at Hooters. Jordan says she used to work at Hooters but hated wearing the socks...Jeff explains how he loves how at Hooters they have pictures on the computer to show the items on the menu...Jeff cracks up over this and says how do you f**k up your order? (like that)...Jordan says she still did...Jeff says "don't say that". Jordan says anyone can make mistakes especially with a big party, she goes on to talk about a party of little boys that were on a football team and they were so cute and they all lined up, it was like a kissing booth and they would give her kisses on the cheek...she made them eat all their food so they could get a hug & kiss & a picture...there was one kid that tried to trick her by getting a kiss on the lips...Jeff says "whoa! what a little Casanova"...Jordan says they were so cute, she wanted to squeeze them. The parents thanked her...Jeff asks if she got a fat tip? Jordan says yes, really good...they talk about putting gratuity on the bill for parties, when it's appropriate and how people tip. They talk about being servers and how hard it is. They talk about how difficult it can be when starting a new job getting to know all new people...Jordan says when she can't remember someone's name she'll say Hey! if they don't answer she'll say "Hey Gucci!" and that usually works. LOL Jordan starts talking in her Gucci voice and Jeff says he hates when she talks like that...Jordan says she loves it, she talks all the time like that at home...Jordan offers Michele to sit down but Michele says she has to get changed, she's still wet. She leaves... Rubbing Jeff - he’s enjoying it 4:38-5:09pm Once Michele leaves to change Jordan immediately signals to Jeff and says "come here"...Jeff wants her to "come here" 🥰 but she wins but not before he asks to be scratched again and she says yes. Jordan puts a pillow on her lap and says that Jeff can lay right there, he does and she starts rubbing/scratching his chest but moves up to his hair and Jeff says "mmm, better"...Jordan tells Jeff that his face is breaking out too...Jeff says "mine? where?"...Jordan points out some red dots near his hairline, 6 of them, lol and one has a white head. Jeff needs to take a look so he does in the mirror. He doesn't think they're much, he lays back down...Jordan says when she stresses out she breaks out in boils. Jeff says maybe it's stress for real, obviously he's stressed. ...Jordan keeps rubbing his head, his ear, his face, Jeff seems to be enjoying it immensely, lol. Jeff says usually the sun gets rid of your pimples, it dries them out...Jordan agrees. Michele walks in...Jordan says Jeff is making BBQ chicken...Jeff asks if Michele is making her macaroni? Michele says she can make it another day...Jeff says no, make it, we can have something to make with it...Jordan will make broccoli, they can all contribute...Michele says that the others can just eat it...Jeff says he said on the last day he would make a spectacular dinner and make it with Visine, he heard it gives you the shits, doesn't know if it's true. Michele says she'd use the fiber choice pills. Jordan starts talking about a movie called 3 Ninjas and Jeff says oh, man 😂 she says the bad guys break into their house and he drinks something like that and he can't even rob the house because he's on the toilet the whole time... Jordan pokes around in Jeff's ear, touches his face...she lets go for a sec and Jeff immediately signals to rub his hair, she does...Michele & Jordan chit chat about stuff around the house while Jeff just lays there enjoying. Jeff then brings up the macaroni Michele is making, will it be enough for dinner if she just makes that? Michele says it should be...Jeff says make that because then he wants to work out and he won't have to cook. Jordan brings up another type of noodle they should make but ultimately they decide on Michele making the macaroni. More poking around in Jeff's ear and then more hair rubbing...Michele asks what Jordan's favorite foods are...Jordan tells her and finishes off the list with chicken Marsala...Jeff mmm's...she says she is picky about it though. They keep talking about food and cleaning up around the house...Jordan would get mad at Casey for leaving stuff on the counter after she had just cleaned up. Jeff has his eyes closed and is just enjoying/practically falling asleep...Michele & Jordan get quiet...Jordan moves down to Jeff's arm and she says she's getting sleepy, all she does is sleep...Jeff mmm, hmm's. Michele & Jordan talk about music, Lady Gaga, how some groups are more popular in Europe before they break out here and how songs will seem new to them but people outside will say those songs are old...Jordan says they have 2 more weeks, isn't that weird? Michele says she has conferences to go to, how hard it's going to be to get back in the real world, she gets 400 emails a day at work, she's attached to her computer. Michele says hopefully she will have a job when she gets back...Jordan asks her about her job...Michele says she doesn't want to be quoted on things she says in the house about her job...Jordan says when she gets back she's not going to serve, only work in the salon. They get quiet, Jeff seems to be close to sleeping but he's off camera...Jordan closes her eyes looking sleepy and then secret smiles, she closes her eyes again...Jordan says she's sleepy again...Michele says for her to sleep...Jordan says they have to work out...Michele wants to before they eat or she won't...Jordan asks Jeff when he is going to work out, is he sleeping?...Jeff in a hoarse voice says he's relaxing now, he'll work out in an hour...Jordan says it's probably still too hot out...the only time she likes laying out when it's overcast is at the beach near the ocean. Jeff turns his head to get a better rubbing position, lol. Jordan keeps rubbing and smiling. :) She & Michele talk about hearing some music oustide when BB was working on something, it sounded like it was blaring out of a truck. Quiet again. Michele mumbles something about Kevin sleeping down there instead of the HOH and Jeff mumbles something about not understanding, lol... Michele says the shirt she is wearing was Natalie's and it smells like cooking oil from the comp, she says when they leave here their fashion will be outdated...Jordan says she just wants to be around a lot of people. Jordan stops rubbing. Michele starts talking about her & her husband  thinking of moving to Hollywood, a 1 bedroom apt. because rent is so high, they discuss various cost of rent in different places and what they like to have where they live. Jordan asks Jeff if he can lay straight so she can move, he does. Jordan says she needs to get situated so she can nap...Jeff says me, too...Jordan lays down next to Jeff. Michele leaves the room and Jeff & Jordan start napping. Daydreaming & beds 5:54-5:56pm Jeff, Jordan and Michele head outside to work out.  Jordan stands by the hot tub waiting for Michele to put her shoes on.  Jeff sits down by the elliptical machine and stretches. Jordan turns to look over her right shoulder, with her hand on her hip, and just STARES at Jeff.  She starts rubbing her neck.  Jeff notices her and asks "What the f@*k you looking at?"  Jordan snaps out of it. "Sorry I was just daydreaming..."  (Wonder what she was thinking about! 😍 ) MIchele mentions she is glad Jordan was the one to wake her.  She would have beaten anyone else. (She had been asleep on the couch in the bathroom.) Jeff wonders why she just didn't go to bed.  Michele says she doesn't like the beds, she needs a big bed.  Jordan says that she could have gone in with Jeff.  Uncomfortable silence.... LOL Jordan abruptly adds "in the green room". Jeff laughs at her awkward qualifier.  Michele says he has cooties.🥴 Jeff moves them out of the awkwardness and says "or you could have just used a bed.  That's still an option, too.  There's like 10 of them."  Michele says she only likes the HOH bed or their bed.  Jordan says she can sleep in their bed (meaning napping during the day).  MIchele says Jeff will just tell her she's stinky and needs to wash the sheets. They all drop it and begin their workouts. Sweetpea :) 8:13pm Jeff & Jordan are outside on the BY couches, Jeff has been playing cards and showing Jordan how to play solitaire...Just before the 8:13pm mark Natalie comes outside and tells them that she is going to be pranking the house tonight so to beware...they chit chat about that for a little bit and then Natalie leaves. Jeff finishes shuffling the cards, hands them to Jordan and says "there ya go sweetpea" ♥ 8:21-8:36pm Jordan figures she needs to be nicer Jordan and Jeff have both showered, changed into matching blue t-shirts and have snacked on some food. They both go outside to sit on the couches while they wait for Michele to finish up making the mac & cheese. Jeff is shuffling cards...Jordan asks him if he didn't talk about them in the DR? Jeff pauses and says yeah, he did a little bit. Jordan says that is what she did. (Jordan seems quiet smitten & mischievous here) Jordan says what she said was the sweetest...she says "you know what they're going to do? they're going to play it and the viewers are going to want to see a kiss at the end because they asked me about it...if the eviction...if there's going to be a kiss and I was like we'll see" Jordan smiles at Jeff, gets shy and touches her head to Jeff's shoulder. Jeff smiles. Jordan continues flirting saying that she said it (in the DR) in the past but she doesn't know if Jeff is going to do it, they asked "will you?" and she said...BB calls out Jordan for talking about the DR...Jordan finishes up by saying that the DR said she wouldn't reject him because it's live? Jordan says she will kiss him. Jordan smiles at Jeff but Jeff says nothing. Jordan says that Jeff knows that if they had stayed until final 2 everyone would remember BB11 Jordan & Jeff made it to the final 2, but they made it far together...Jeff says yep, it's the end of the road sister...Jordan starts singing "End of the Road" by Boyz II Men, Jeff laughs...Jeff says they could play music montages and get really corny...Jeff asks if she wants to play another solitaire, she doesn't want to and Jeff says OK. Jeff says the bugs are driving him bananas. Jeff hopes they give them alcohol since tomorrow they can't. Jordan says she told the DR that she was trying to soak up all of Jeff she could before Thursday. 😒 Jeff smiles big and puts his hand on her knee...Jeff says every time he takes a nap and he wakes up Jordan isn't there, he wakes up and he's wtf? (Jeff had a real problem with his! lol) Jordan rubs Jeff's arm and hand and says "awww, sorry...you're expecting me?"...Jordan explains why she left, he says he woke up and was cold, wondered where she was and she took her blanket...Jordan says he couldn't snuggle up to the booty. :) Jeff says yeah. Jeff says he woke up to work out but wanted to nap for 10 more minutes. Jordan says she got called to the DR and talked about them, good stuff. Jeff says terrific. Kevin & Natalie come outside to get the grill going (they are having a different dinner). Jeff asks if there's a bug in his eye, Jordan says no. He keeps messing with his eye, Jordan asks about his contacts...she asks if he's still getting laser eye surgery? Jeff wants to...Jordan asks how much it is?...Jeff says hopefully around $3181 (what he won in the comp)...Jordan asks if he's nervous...Jeff says no, you don't even feel it, it would be amazing to wake up and see and no more dry eyes...Jordan asks when he got contacts...Jeff says in high school, you might as well pay upfront because you're going to be continuously paying for lenses, glasses, eye appts. Jeff says it was a pain going to get his contacts before he came on BB. Jordan mentions a ticket she had to get taken care of before she came. Jeff doesn't say anything. Jeff asks if the pants Jordan is wearing are her peace pants? Jordan nods yes. Jeff asks why she just doens't wear them regular? (she's wearing them inside out) Jordan with the cutest face say "cuz you made fun of me"...Jeff cracks up and says he didn't make fun of them, at least she doesn't get to burn any of his shit...Jordan says oh, you know what would be burnt...guess? first one!...Jeff says what?...Jordan says he knows...Jeff says "oh I know, you're such a loser!...Jordan says why? Jeff says it has nothing to with anything (obviously they are talking about the Let's Dance shirt that Jeff's "friend" gave to him)...Jordan feigns confusion and says "whaddya mean? what are you talking about?"...Jeff asks the same...Jordan slyly says "you're talking about something else?"...Jeff says "I guess so, what are you talking about?"...Jordan says "youuuuu, I already said it, I would burn it"... Jeff says what?...Jordan rolls her eyes and smiles and says she would burn 2 things of his...Jeff says he knows one of them...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says it's so cliché, what's the other one?...Jordan says don't worry about it...Jeff says his Aurora pants?...Jordan says no, those are mine...Jeff says he wears them every day...Jordan says the grey ones?...Jeff says those aren't Aurora...Jeff says he gave those to 'an old friend of mine', Jeff laughs wink wink aka an old girfriend ...Jeff says it's so humid out there...they share an inside joke. Jeff asks what Jordan has on her foot, it's all round? Jordan says it's a water bubble from her walking earlier with Michele, she wasn't wearing socks with her shoes. She places her foot right on Jeff's crotch, lol, and says "pick it"...Jeff is not amused, haha, and says "get the f**k outta here, it's gross, pick my blister?"...Jordan says it's flat, the skin needs to be peeled off...Jeff says "yuk! what do you think I am? a doctor?"...Jordan says he asked about it...they banter a bit more about the blister and then Natalie calls out to Jeff to ask how he made the fries last night. Jeff explains and Natalie goes back inside. Jeff says they're taking his cooking skills and sending him packing. Jordan seems sad... Jeff says so anyways, what is she going to throw away of his? Jordan says what does it matter?...Jeff says she's right, it doesn't, at least he gets to keep his clothes...Jeff asks again what is the other things she wants to burn? Jordan says it's a green shirt that he hasn't worn...Jeff says oh! the cowboy one, he hasn't even ever worn it...he bought in with a credit because BB wanted colours, he's never worn it in his whole life. Jordan says she likes the shirt he has on now, she likes v-neck shirts, jeans & flip flops on him, it's cute, she's giving him compliments...Jeff says she's only complimenting him because his goose is cooked...Jordan says no, she figures she needs to be nicer. ☺️ Jordan asks what he would burn of his? Jeff says he's not going to burn anything and what does he need her stuff for...Jordan says you're supposed to leave something for the other person...Jeff says at least it has to be usable, not "luminous"...Jordan says "you don't like that?"...Jeff says he does but he wants something that won't go away, he wants a keepsake...Jordan says save the bottle, pull it out and says "luminous!" this reminds me of Jordan... Jordan says her Mardi Gras shirt because it will remind him of St. Mary's!...Jeff says deal...Jordan says he's going to need to wash his hair in the ...hotel, he won't go straight to jury house...Jeff says he wants a balcony! with a nice view!...Jordan says she's pissed, don't talk about it, she'll get in a bad mood, she has nobody...Jeff says he has nobody either. Jeff bitches about not ever liking those people in jury house, for them to get away from him...Jordan squeezes Jeff's belly, says she loves squeezing it. They talk a little game... Jordan is all about Jeff 8:36-8:47pm Jeff & Jordan have just finished talking game when Jeff tells Jordan that she has a shot at winning because she has his vote and probably has America's vote so all she needs is 2 more votes. Jordan, hearing Jeff confirm this for the first time, is speechless for a second then aww's and asks Jeff if he would vote for her? Jeff says yeah, he'd vote for her...Jordan says even though she (Michele) has done more?...Jeff yeah, for what that she lied every fu**ing word out of her mouth? that's not how he played the game, that's not his style, no, he wouldn't give her a vote...Jordan worries about Kevin...Jeff says she needs to fu**ing win something, step up to the mic...Jordan says she is. Jordan is quiet for a second and then lays down putting her head on Jeff's chest... Jordan then gives him a big loud kiss on his cheek. Jeff says now she's just patronizing him...she keeps kissing him... Jeff says "let's get a hotel" :) They giggle... Jordan pats Jeff's belly and hums...she keeps patting and then kisses him/blows on his face again...Jeff says he's hungry...Jordan sits up and says she looks like a bozo, she's kissing him and he's doing nothing...Jeff asks if she wants him to grab a boob? Natalie & Kevin have come outside to grill, Natalie asks Jeff a question...Jordan lays down on Jeff's lower belly area. Jeff touches her butt area and Jordan asks if her crack is hanging out? Jeff says no, he was just trying to give her an undie grundie...Jordan in her cute voice says "undie grundie?" Jeff laughs and says in her voice "a John Gotti sandwich" they giggle...Jordan hums and touches Jeff's hand which is lying on her hip...Jordan asks if he wants her to get off him...Jeff says no...Jordan asks if he likes her hair? Jeff says it looks luminous. An airplane flies overhead and they talk about airlines and the Burbank airport...Jeff & Natalie talk about how their grilling is going, Jordan asks Jeff if he wants to eat out there or inside...Jeff doesn't care, what does she want? Jordan's concern with eating out there are the bugs...Jeff says yeah, they're the norm. Jordan sits up and then puts her legs over Jeff's...she says Jeff was making her sleepy when she was rubbing his head...Jeff says that is what got him sleepy...out of the blue Jeff asks Jordan why the "w" is not double V...LOL...Jordan has no answer, she never thought of that...Jeff says him neither, this is how exciting this place gets. Jeff gets annoyed by a bug...Jordan says they're everywhere...Jeff says he knows, what's up with today?! Jordan laughs at how when Jeff gets mad he always says "what's up!?"...Jeff says he wants to see her do some impersonations...Jordan says they'll save it for tomorrow, she starts telling Jeff how she's going to start out her goodbye message but stops herself saying no, she wants to wait, she already has it planned out... Jordan asks Jeff if he's going to give a speech on Thursday...Jeff says yes but he just likes to wing it...Jordan says she keeps thinking of all this stuff she wants to say but she doesn't want to be cheesy...Jeff says she should be cheesy and that everyone is waiting on her message...Jordan says why? (lines of communication get tangled here)...Jeff says "whaddya mean why?"...Jordan says "why would they wait on mine?"...Jeff says if he leaves why wouldn't they wait on hers, don't be stupid...Jordan doesn't get it...Jeff raises his voice saying when he leaves and he's sitting there who's message do you think they want to see...Jordan says no, when they get up from the green chairs, that message...Jeff says "speech?"...Jordan says yes... Jeff says he already told her that he doesn't know what he's going to say, they just established that right before she asked that other question...Jeff goes over why they were confused and then gets testy asking if she wants him to say the same thing again...Jordan says no, nevermind, she doesn't like his attitude...Jeff says he doesn't like it when she asks him the same questions in different phrases, "how do you feel today Jordan?"...Jordan opens her arms and says "come here"...Jeff says no...Jordan says "come here...come here"...Jeff won't...Jordan crosses her arms and says "for real?"...Jeff plays with her pant tie and Jordan repeats "come here"...Jeff says "come here what Jordan?...I'm right here"...they hold hands and then declare a thumb war, lol. Jeff says what does she want him to do? lay down and fall asleep so she can disappear?...Jordan who suddenly gets flirty says no, they can lay down and she can play with his hair...Jeff says it's too early for that, it gets him sleepy...Jordan says ok...Jeff says they'll do it later though, is it still good for later?...Jordan says "I don't know"...Jeff says "whaddaya mean you don't know"...Jordan says she might not be in the mood... Jeff says "why are you so all about Jeff right now?"...Jordan says "I've always been...(she catches herself because she knows it's a bit of a fib, lol)"...Jeff says "that's not true"...Jordan says "you don't think so?"...Jeff says no...Jordan says why?...Jeff says because it's right now that he's leaving and it  just hit her...Jordan says not true...Jeff says true story...Jordan looks pensive... Michele comes outside to tell them the mac & cheese is done, they get up to go inside...Jordan opens the sliding door and walks in first, Jeff right behind, he promptly squeezes her butt and asks her how she's going to leave a piece of that?  Jordan says they can use clay to mold it...Jeff says they're making a clay butt...Jeff says Johrdan...they dig into the mac & cheese. Sharing a Mac & cheese 8:54pm Jeff & Jordan are outside. Jeff is playing solitaire, Jordan is eating her mac & cheese before eating dinner. Jeff has already eaten his m&c. Michele finishes hers and goes back inside. Jeff loses his game, gathers his cards and starts shuffling...he turns around to look at Jordan and at the exact same time Jeff starts leaning back towards her, Jordan feeds him a forkful of mac & cheese. They quickly knowingly look at each other and continue on without saying a word. Sometimes no words are needed... Actions not words 8:58-9:03pm Jeff & Jordan have finished eating the mac & cheese and are sitting outside. Jeff is playing solitaire and Jordan is just zoning out. She instinctually reaches under Jeff's shirt and starts scratching his back. They don't say a word... Michele joins them and they laugh about someting (?)...Jordan continues to stay quiet... Michele says she should have known Jeff was quitting smoking...Jeff says he's not...Michele says well, he was a smoking fiend for how many weeks...Jeff says he was...Michele says that's awesome...Jeff says if he has a couple of drinks tonight he will have a smokeroo, he only smokes on the weekends but nobody buys that...Michele says every day is a weekend here...Jeff says in there it's different, he was a social smoker now he turned into a huge smokeroo... Jordan is still quiet, just staring, playing with her hair...Kevin & Natalie yell out that the food is ready, Jeff says he just won solitaire, Jordan should have played this one...Jordan gets up and says "I know" and leaves to go eat. Michele & Jeff leave shortly after. Snap!Crackle!Pop! 9:26-9:28pm Jeff & Jordan have finished dinner. Jordan is now washing dishes and Jeff is drying and putting them away. Natalie is drinking a Mike's Hard Lemonade and tells them that at home she can usually have a 6 pack and be fine but she drank one and it's weird...Jeff says she has no tolerance for it. Natalie asks if Jeff wants one...he says an 18 year old is drinking and it might be his last night and he isn't...that's horseshit. Natalie leaves to the bathroom saying she's going to take a shower. Jeff starts snapping the tea towel on Jordan's butt.. ...but isn't quite getting the velocity he wants, lol, he laughs and asks her if hurts, Jordan half turns around and says no, not really...Jeff starts prepping the towel, he says it's gotta be a good one, to hold on...Jordan says "no! don't hit it hard"...Jeff says he's not and proceeds to roll up the towel tightly, he snaps it and bam! he whips Jordan in the butt with it...Jeff cracks up laughing... Jordan says "now that did hurt!" Jeff keeps laughing ...Jeff says "that was a sweet one...did you hear that snap?" Jordan says she did...snap, crackle, pop! The little piece of meat is calling Jeff’s name 9:28-9:36pm After the towel snapping, Jeff goes to the sink to dry more dishes...Jordan continues washing them...Natalie yells out if it's ok to drink when you have your period  and Jordan tells her it doesn't matter, she has before...Natalie says she's drinking all of them tonight...Jordan tells her to be careful with her medications. Jeff burps loudly and walks over to where the meat is on top of the stove...Jeff reaches for it and says "dude, this little piece of meat is calling my name...Jeff what's up? nothin' buddy, I'm coming" Jordan cracks up and then continues washing while smiling to herself. Jeff walks around eating the piece of meat that was talking to him earlier 🙂...he looks at Jordan and says "right?" Jeff's bitterness towards Kevin comes out a little when he says to Jordan "is Kevin going to wash under her arms too for her?"...Jordan says why? Jeff says he just finds it funny, that's all...Natalie walks by and says she's going to get drunk tonight...Jeff asks her to check the storage room (for liquor), she does and says "denied"...Jeff says "denied?"...Jordan says "they don't love us anymore"...Jeff says "no love"...Natalie says Jeff should flip a table...Jeff says "right? wtf do I have to lose?". Jeff starts drying the dishes again and Jordan keeps washing...cute! they're playing house ♥...Jeff pinches Jordan's butt with the tongs, lol and then he sings causing fish...they return with Jordan saying she ate too much...Jeff says he's right there but he might just fit one more thing in, he grabs a Ho-Ho and goes outside to eat it… Hammock Crickets 9:38-9:50pm Jeff & Jordan are sitting on the couches,  Michele & Kevin are sitting out there too and no one is saying a word. Jeff & Jordan are bored...Jeff says it would be nice to watch a movie right now...Jordan says she knows and asks if he wants to go on the hammock? Jeff says "yeah, that's kinda like a movie"...they walk to the hammock. Before they sit down they turn the hammock to the other side to get rid of all the ants that are on it, they sit and then lay down facing opposite each other. Jeff says he's like camouflage. Jeff puts his hand on Jordan's knee...he says it's nice out. He then says he always feels like has boogers...Jordan says she feels like she's trapped in a ball...Jeff looks at her funny and asks if she means the house? Jordan says that too...he asks what else did she mean? Jordan mumbles that she feels fat...Jeff smiles and says huh?...Jordan says she feels fat...Jeff asks "is that what you were talking about?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff tries to joke around by saying "you feel like you're trapped in a fat ball?...that's awesome". Jeff looks into the mirror/window and Jordan asks what he's looking at? them? (Kevin & Michele)...Jeff nods yes...Jordan says she told Jeff there's something up with them, earlier when they were inside, Michele came outside when Kevin was grilling and she was talking with them, then Kevin was talking to Natalie, guaranteed they're taking her out next week, she needs to win HOH or if Jeff's here...Jeff says if he's not, she's gotta win... Jordan says she is mad at herself for not backdooring him and not keeping Lydia...Jeff says they should have won the veto, that's all...Jordan says she's all alone and she doesn't trust her...Jeff says she has nothing else to go on, so do what she can. Jeff says Michele thinks she's so fu**ing smart it makes her sick...OMG...Jordan thinks even though Michele wants to get rid of Jordan, she wants to get rid of Natalie first...Jordan asks if they are whispering...Jeff mmm, hmm's. ..........................CRICKETS............................... literally crickets, lol Jordan tells Jeff she's going to turn around to lay next to him, does he care? Jeff nods no, Jordan gives him an impish look and Jeff asks why she's looking at him like that? Jordan lays down next to Jeff and Jeff puts his leg in over hers (aka the position)...Jordan comments on how the moon looks yellow...Jeff says it does, it was whiter last night...Jordan says there are no stars, normally she finds one...Jeff says it's a planet, later in the night it will move over there. Jeff says he wishes they would go whisper inside, he doesn't want to hear it no more, get away from his face. Jordan says she told him they want to take each other to final 2, it's either him and her or him and Natalie. Jeff says Michele is nervous they are coming after her next week...Jordan asks if that is why Michele is sucking up to Kevin?...Jeff says yes, hands down she is the biggest liar in this whole game, worse than Ronnie...Jordan mmm, hmm's and once again brings up the fact that Michele is coming after her... Jeff is about to have an outburst again about how wrong Jordan is but he says "why would..." and clears his throat instead to calm down, lol...Jordan says it's another person out (her) so she can save her ass next week...Jeff says who knows what she's thinking, she's so fu**ing fake he can't take it...Jordan says they all are...Jordan asks who would he trust more? Jeff says Natalie but take Michele if she wants to win (wrong!), do whatever her heart tells her, everyone is lying. Jordan says she knows. Jeff says she's probably better off doing dick like everyone else and skate to the finals...Jordan says she's not going to try and do that. Pensive on the Hammock 9:50-10pm Jordan turns on her side to face Jeff, she peeks a look at him while Jeff looks off into the distance (what distance there is...)...they swing... Jordan peeks another look at Jeff, Jeff catches her this time, smiles and says "what..wanna go in there?" (referring to his armpit) Jordan giggles and shyly says no...Jeff smiles...Jordan grabs Jeff's hand, holds it..Jeff looks at their hands ☺️ Jordan plays with his fingers and then lets go, she puts her leg on Jeff and says she's getting comfy. She keeps holding onto Jeff's hand with her other hand...she says she's splattering out like a spider...they swing in silence for a bit... Jeff gently slaps Jordan's butt and turns his head the other way...Jordan grabs Jeff's arm and caresses it... She then puts her hand back onto Jeff's...more silence...Jeff then looks at Jordan and says "gotta think of some fu**ing speeches"...Jordan asks if that is what Jeff is thinking of now?...Jeff says no, he's just thinking of what he needs to do tomorrow, it's Wednesday, need to talk...Jordan turns to lay on her back again...Jeff says "they love this little row right here"...Jordan says the ants? More silence... Jeff snickers and says "how comfortable would you feel?" Jordan hmm's?...Jeff says "nothing, Michele is just so fu**ing awkward, she just is, she's just so..." Jordan turns back to face Jeff and asks what he was about to say...he was about to say something funny...Jeff smiles and says he was going to say how Kevin locked the HOH room (and yet Michele is still talking to him)...Jordan smiles and says she knew he was going to say that...Jeff says he would be embarrassed that he did that, he'd never want to see that person again, omg, they must think I'm gross...Jordan says kind of like when she went up there and he didn't answer?...Jeff says exactly... Jeff says "God, Michele is so weird"...Jordan says she is, she tapped her to see if she wanted to walk and Michele popped up all scared...Jeff says she is so weird and two faced, he always wants to bash her but he holds back, he just gives a little bit, like in the blog or the DR, she's crazy for sure but whatever she's alright, no, honestly she's (makes the crazy hand signal)...Jordan says that she says in the DR that she's crazy and not all there...Jeff says yeah, he can't even stand her, he's so fu**ing tired of her teehee'ing and giggling around him, he can't take it, he gets so pissed...Jordan giggles and smiles. Jordan says she probably feels confident that she's going to win HOH on Thursday, she can see it now...Jeff agrees and says she has a swagger, she thinks she has everything figured out, she kind of does...Jordan says no, she doesn't...Jeff says he'd be feeling the same way in her position, he'd be feeling good, she walks around with the fu**ing smile, he'd backhand it off her fu**ing face, teehee! Jordan says her heart was pounding before the veto comp. Jeff says Michele talks sooo much shit, so much, piles and piles of shit, if she hears you say one thing, she'll (in a crying voice) say "did you say that about me?"...Jordan says she cares a lot about what Jeff thinks...Jeff says she also says and makes up a ton of shit about everybody. Jordan says "we used to sit out here when we were at the bottom" 😢 Jeff says "guess what? I'm on the bottom" 😭 Silence for a couple of minutes... Hammock Sweetness 10-10:10pm Jeff & Jordan are quiet...Jordan has her eyes closed and Jeff is looking into the distance again (the short distance, lol)...Jeff says "how do all those ants know where they are going and shit?...they all work together, how do they know what they're job is?, fu**ing smart, know what I mean? they're just booking in every direction but they know where they're going"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff says "you're not impressed?"...Jordan says "no, I am"...they get quiet again... Jeff giggles, scratches his head, turns to Jordan and squeezes her cheek...Jordan snuggles up to Jeff and kisses him on the cheek, she puts her head on Jeff while Jeff is telling her he needs to put his clothes in the dryer...Jordan says now?...Jeff says yeah, so they're done later, why? are you comfy? Jordan mmm, hmm's and they look so comfy and adorably sweet.....seen in countless tributes... They stay like this for a little bit and then Jordan tells Jeff what if he was shrunk like in Honey I Shrunk the Kids and someone put him on the wall where all the ants are, you know how huge they would look compared to you like if you shrunk real, real small and if you could follow where they went, that would be weird...Jeff says what would be weird is what if you were just looking and you saw him as big as an ant running and doing their work with them? They laugh... Jeff says that Jordan would say "Jeffff!"...in his ant voice he continues saying "Sorry Jordan" they laugh again... Jordan asks Jeff to do that voice again...Jeff says no, it's over...Jordan says "no, please"...Jeff says "nope, that was my ant voice", he can't resist and says in his ant voice "cuz I was little" they laugh again... Jordan starts doing her tiny voice that Jeff doesn't like...she pretends she's shrunken Jordan that needs Sir Ant Jeff to rescue her ;)...Jeff says Jordan likes talking like that...Jordan says she thinks it's funny, it sounds cool...Jeff thinks it's annoying...Jordan says "Jeeeffff"...Jeff say "nah, it's alright Jordan, keep going"...Jordan says thanks...Jordan starts shifting to distribute weight on the hammock...Jeff asks where she's going...Jordan tells Jeff to lean this way...Jeff says "where my booty is?"...Jordan says it's even...Jeff says "I got no booty"...Jordan says "I do"...Jeff does a sexy mmm and says gimme some of it. Jeff asks if she always feels like there's bugs on you? Jordan says lately she has. Jeff tells the story of how he was laying in his living room watching TV late at night and he felt something like an itch on his arm and normally you wipe it off and don't think anything of it but you never look at your arm because you figure nothing is there and it's all in your head...well he felt something, he thought it was nothing, he actually made himself look and not wipe at it, he kept telling himself nothing was there and then he finally looked and there was a huge spider on his arm and he freaked out...that was the last time he tried to use mind over matter, no wonder he thought there were bugs on him, there actually were bugs, he freaked out and flipped out of the sofa. Jordan laughs. Jeff fake giggles like Michele would if she had just heard that story and then he says "I wanna fu**ing spin..(kick)..." he doesn't finish his thought... Jeff says "no more powers Jordan, we gawn"...Jordan says they are definitely gawn...Jeff says at least Jordan will get some cool prizes now...Jordan wonders how he is so sure...Jeff says well it just rained G's in here, that's pretty cool...Jordan thinks it's only when there's 3 left...Jeff is sure they get something...Jordan says she doesn't get that lucky, she'll probably leave next then when it's 3 people left then they'll probably get all the prizes...Jeff says "well that's a good attitude"...Jordan says with her luck that is what normally happens...Jeff says "or you could leave right now and not even worry about final four, how's that? (ouch!)...which option do you like better?"...silence for a second... Then Jeff asks Jordan what she wants him to do with her clothes while leaning over Jordan and kissing/nuzzling her neck. Jordan giggles and hugs Jeff... Jeff lifts his head up and asks huh?...Jordan says "in the dryer" Jeff says they're in the dryer...Jordan says "take them out"...Jeff says he knows, what does she want him to do with them?...Jordan says put them on the pool table...Jeff says "all your undies?" and he goes in for another nuzzle...Jordan giggles, Jeff lets go, goes to get up and says he'll be back...Jordan decides to go to because she says ants will get on her clothes...Jordan goes to put her slippers on and says ugh, there's ants in here...Jeff has the same problem with his shoe...what's up!? Jordan says they're not sitting out there (anymore)...Jeff says no, it's over, how did they all get in there? this is crazy talk...they walk towards the pool table area complaining about the ants...Jordan says she's going to go inside, she's done....she heads inside. Popping zits 10:15-10:17pm Jordan and Jeff come inside from being out on the hammock. Jordan goes immediately to the bathroom and Jeff calls out to her "Johrrdan". She says what? Jeff says "what are you doing? Oh, I thought you were taking a shower...aren't you already clean?" Jordan has been popping her pimples and Jeff says what are you doing? popping your buddies? let me see...Jordan says no! Jeff says let me see...she says nooo! cuz it's really bad now. Jeff says let me see and puts his face about 2 inches from hers, lol Jeff says he's looking at that one, it needs to be peeled...Jeff goes to the other side and says let me see...Jordan yells no, don't look...she's embarrassed...Jeff smiles and says ew, Jordan, grossss, I don't wanna talk to you no more and he waves bye and goes to pee. :tongue: Jordan looks at him and Jeff says it's not bad, I'm just fucking with you, it's fine. Jordan keeps poking at her pimple and keeps holding the wet towel up to the bigger one. She then gets something out of the storage locker, Jeff comes up behind her and touches her butt and says let me see that thing, come here...he washes his hands and smiles and says it's not bad...Jordan says yeah, it is...Jeff says whaddya mean? it's a zit...Jordan says it's huge. Jeff says "let me see, will you stop!" Jordan takes her hand away and Jeff says it's fine, it's a zit, whaddya want...he shakes his head at her and smiles...Jordan starts brushing her teeth and Jeff says "brush your zit and let's go" :) Goober 10:21pm The HG's are all getting ready to play Bullshit. Jeff opens up a box of Goobers and offers some to Kevin who has never had any. Kevin says he's never had a Goober...Natalie says it's because Kevin is a goober himself...Jordan is going to sit down at the table and Jeff (who clearly is STILL bothered by this, lol) says "that's what Jordan called me when she first saw me"...Jordan says "gooober" Jordan is a good kisser, so is Jeff 10:46-10:50pm The HG's are all sitting around playing cards less Jordan who played one round of Bullshit and sat out for two rounds of 31. They have a little break, they start talking about sleeping arrangements and Natalie, who is tipsy and getting obnoxious from the Mike's Hard Lemondade, says they leave her all alone in the RR to sleep by herself...Michele says she can't sleep in that room, she tried, she's sorry...Jeff makes a little dig at Michele by saying she'd rather sleep in "their" room (the SS room) when they're fu**ing giggling all night... Natalie says she sleeps better in the RR...Jeff says "why don't you come in our room and sleep?"...Jordan gets up and says "yeah"...Michele says they have an extra bed...Jeff says "yeah, we just crack jokes and fart in there"...Natalie says ok, she'll sleep with them tonight...Jordan says she can't sleep in the other room (the RR) she tried that night, it's uncomfortable...Jordan goes to the kitchen area...Michele doesn't like those beds...Natalie says they're good, comfortable, which bed did Jeff like the best? admit it, be honest...Jeff says he liked the double bed the best (Natalie's bed)... Natalie says "it's only because you got to sleep with Jordan"...Jeff says "and it's big"...Natalie says "is Jordan a good kisser?"...Jeff is a bit taken aback and nervous giggles, he says "yeah, Jordan is a good kisser"...(watch Michele's face when he says this, lol)... Jordan who is walking back to the table is asked by Natalie if Jeff is a good kisser?...Jeff smiles and looks at Jordan for her response...Jordan non-chalantly says "hmm?, he is" and she walks back to the kitchen area...Natalie asks "what else is he good at?"...Jordan playfully says "hmm, I can't say that...just kidding"...Natalie ooohs and Jeff says "yeah right"...Natalie presses on and says "do tell Jordan, I won't tell nobody"...Kevin says "except all of America", Michele says "mmm, hmm"...Natalie continues saying "Jeff? what else is Jordan good at?"...Jeff pftt's and says "apparently nothing else but that", he looks at Jordan and smiles, Jordan sits down. Natalie says "Jordan, you should prove him wrong"...Jordan says "one day" (hell yeah! 🤘) and smiles at Jeff...Natalie says "in Hawaii?"...Jordan says "I don't know"...Jeff smiles at Jordan… Jeff says "don't get us fu**ing started on this Hawaii shit"...Jordan just sits and looks at Jeff...Natalie says she thinks Jordan should go to Hawaii, she backs her on that...Jeff whispers "I'd back her on that too" and he smiles :)...Jordan whispers "I'm not going to Hawaii"...Natalie says that is messed up though...Jeff says "what?" to Natalie...Natalie says "that you don't take her to Hawaii"...Jeff giggles and says "stop fu**ing being an instigator"... Natalie tells Jordan that technically Jeff got Hawaii because of her, she could have taken it from him...Kevin agrees...Natalie starts yelling and banging on the table saying "now to the nitty gritty, Jordan could have taken Hawaii!" Jeff says but she chose HOH...Natalie says you split HOH benefits so you should split Hawaii, right Jordan? Jordan and Natalie high five each other, Jordan says "good point"...Jeff says that is a good point...Natalie says "so that means Jordan gets to go to Hawaii". 😊 Jeff says "I should have just took the cash from Kevin, then no argument"...Kevin agrees...Natalie says the bottom line is Jeff is taking Jordan to Hawaii...Jordan says that Jeff is taking someone to Hawaii he's having sex with...Natalie says "no, put your foot down Jordan" and the conversation turns back to cards… Just for Grandma 10:58pm The HG's continue to play cards...feeds cut out and when they return I'm thinking someone was saying that Natalie listens to Jeff, Jeff says "you listen to me all the time huh? How bout some drinks (hand signal) tonight? Nope, you don't listen to that one" Jordan does the hand signal and tssssss. Jeff says "no drinksssss for Jeff" Jordan laughs. They keep playing cards, Natalie asks if they can center the cards (she can't reach), there's some rude people up in this place...Michele tells Natalie to calm down...Jeff gets up saying he has an idea. He gets a plate from the cabinet and brings it to the table saying this is what they always used to do for his grandma because she could never reach the cards. Awwww  🥰 Jeff puts the cards on the plate and shows them to just pass it around. Jordan & Michele giggle. Kevin uses it and says "that's a good idea Jeff". Jeff says "my grandmama" ☺️ The Human touch in the BY 11:28-11:36pm Jordan & Natalie are outside on the couches, Jordan is laying down on the long couch with her head on the armrest, Natalie is sitting opposite her. Jeff comes outside and sits down on the single chair beside Jordan. Like a little boy bugging his best friend little girl, Jeff grabs the badminton racquet and starts tapping Jordan on the head with it... Jeff asks if it kind of feels good...Jordan says no, not really. He stops and puts it back down on the table. Jeff says to Natalie that at least she should fall right asleep (because of the alcohol), he knows she's not going to sleep right away though. Jeff reaches over, pulls Jordan's hair away from her ear and starts caressing it...Natalie says she sure can fall asleep now...Natalie yawns loudly for the second time...Jeff says tomorrow is fun in the sun and picture day...Natalie says oh yeah it's picture day...Jordan says she forgot about that...Jeff says they better think of some creative shit now...Natalie yawns again. Natalie says "you and Jordan making out"...Jeff pinches Jordan's ear and Jordan giggles and oww's...Jordan holds Jeff's hand and says every time she sees the camera in the mirror she thinks it's the alien masks...Natalie says she's about ready for bed...Jeff & Jordan laugh...Jeff says I bet, she's all relaxed. Natalie asks Kevin why he's sitting in the corner all by himself (on the hammock)...Kevin says why not?...Natalie says he looks like a loser...Michele comes out and Natalie asks her if Kevin doesn't look like a loser? Michele doesn't respond and Natalie whispers "did she just give me a dirty look?"...Jordan & Jeff giggle... Natalie yawns loudly...J&J giggle and Jeff says "oh, man". Natalie says who wants to go to bed, Jordan says she's going to go soon too, is she sleeping in the SS room? Natalie says she'll lay there and talk but then go to her bed...Jordan giggles that that has been her bed since day one, Natalie says she never moved, never slept in another bed...Jeff says "we spent a week, I spent a week in that bed"...Jordan takes Jeff's hand and places it on top of hers...Jeff asks if she wants him to scratch, she does and he scratches... Jeff says Natalie stayed upstairs for a week...they discuss who slept where & when...Jeff keeps scratching and Natalie keeps yawning, lol...she also makes a couple of skank comments towards Michele...Michele comes over and Natalie asks her why she's looking at her like that...Michele says she is ridiculous...Jeff leaves to get water...Natalie asks Jordan if she thinks she's ridiculous...Jordan says no. Natalie just wants to go to bed and everybody should go to bed...Michele says she's not sleepy yet. They discuss sleeping arrangements...Natalie is getting loopy, she says she's going to sleep with Jordan and Jeff will sleep with Kevin. Folding Jeff’s clothes/Jeff - lucky number two 11:40-11:50pm This whole sequence is very choppy with feeds cutting in and out, most of this convo was shown on BB After Dark and was left off the feeds. This is the convo where Natalie asks Jeff about his ex-gf that auditioned with him for BB, what she looked like and was her or Jordan prettier...Jeff answered Jordan. 😍 I tried to find the youtube for this but up until now I have been unable to find it. Jeff is folding his laundry at the pool table. Jordan & Natalie are over on the couches still. Natalie gets up and says she's going to help Jeff fold laundry...she tells Jordan that Jeff needs help, she says look Jordan, he needs help to fold his clothes...you hear Jeff saying "here give her this shirt" (he's referring to his "Let's Dance" shirt that she loves so much, lol). Jordan walks over to help fold. Jeff sings and fish...return to a brief snippet of Natalie saying that Jeff went to the audition with his ex-gf...more fish...return to Jordan asking Natalie "if we were boyfriend & girlfriend? yeah, I'd have a problem with it" (I think Natalie asked Jordan if she would mind Jeff hanging out with the ex)...Natalie says "exactly, any girl would have a problem with it, right Jordan?"...Jordan says yeah...Natalie says "any sane girl would have a problem with it"...Jeff laughs...Natalie presses on by saying "Jordan, if you could choose one shirt to burn you would choose that one right?" (Let's Dance one)...Jordan & Jeff both laugh...Natalie continues saying "because the ex girlfriend bought it"...Jordan deflects by asking Jeff how he got that NY shirt back and why he washed it when she had just washed it. Natalie says "it's just like Diane, us girls burn shirts of boys that girlfriends bought them, that's what we do Jeff, unfortunately that's the reality of the situation"...Jordan says yep. Natalie asks Jeff what his ex looks like and how long they were together...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "that girl? that girl only a couple of months"...Natalie says what does she look like?...feeds cut out for a long time (this is where he tells Natalie she is brunette, brown eyes and Natalie asks if she's pretty like Jordan or prettier than Jordan, cannot remember, and Jeff says Jordan is prettier) The feeds return just before @ 11:47pm with Jeff, Jordan & Natalie in the SS room. Jordan is putting on chapstick and Jeff is putting on his sweatpants saying he likes them because they're warm...Natalie says he likes warm Jordan...Jordan giggles...Jeff says he's about to take this off and seal the deal...Natalie eggs Jordan on by saying "Jordan? can he seal the deal?"...Jordan impishly looks at Jeff... and says "I don't know"...Jeff smiles at Jordan and says "let's do it tonight" 😘...Natalie says they could just put the covers on them, no one would ever know...Jeff says that's what he's talking about...Natalie says put them over, no one would know...Jeff walks over and puts his cup on the dresser...Natalie does a #2 sign with her fingers and says "Jordan, you could make number two"...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "what's that?"...Jordan says "look at you, miss, you won't even talk about your sex life"...Natalie says "Jordan you know you've been waiting on number two"...Jeff says he gets it now, number two...Jordan says "Jeff, lucky number two". Jeff lays down and says "so Jordan what am I going to do for work? you gonna support me? I eat a lot"...Jordan says "me too" (LOL)...Jeff says "what else?"...Jordan realizes she forgot her blanket outside and goes to get it... Natalie jumps onto the rafts, she is completely tipsy, she almost hits her head on the railing...Jeff asks if it's comfy...Natalie says it is...Jeff says it looks it...Natalie starts getting loud & crazy & singing which causes fish...Jeff asks Natalie if this is the first time she drank? Natalie says "in 3 months"...Jeff says no wonder...Natalie says Jordan is going to sleep with her on the rafts...Jordan says umm, yeah later...(LOL)...she says Natalie is going to pass out in there, it's comfy. Natalie agrees. Wrap party discussion 11:50-11:59pm Jeff & Jordan continue hanging out with Natalie in the SS room... Jeff laughs at how Braden used to make his bed (the one Natalie is in) every day. Jordan says he used to put Ellie in the middle of it after making it. Natalie asks what's Ellie? Jordan says his elephant...Jeff says his one-eyed elephant...he brought it with him and took it home, Jeff says he loves that thing...Natalie asks if Braden is going to the wrap party? Jeff say who knows? Jordan says who knows, he's random...Natalie says he was going to Australia...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says Braden said a lot...Natalie doesn't think he's going to Australia, he's homeless, how is he gonna pay to go to Australia?...Jeff says yeah, he'll probably be at the wrap party...Jordan says she's sure he will, she liked him, she thought he was so funny...Natalie says she didn't know Braden so she has no opinion of him. Jeff asks when Natalie thinks that the wrap party is gonna be for real? Natalie thinks it will be a couple of days to a week later...Jeff says that's it?...Jordan says you think we'll stay here for an extra week? Natalie doesn't think so, she thinks they will go home...Jordan says fly home and then turn around and fly back? Natalie says it's the same thing flying to Vegas from LA or from home (not quite!)... Natalie talks about how Jessie was allowed to bring someone but that was when BB did the wrap party, they're not doing it this time...Jordan says wait, who's doing it? Natalie says supposedly Evel Dick, he's hosting per Diane...Jordan is surprised to hear this...Natalie says BB has budget cuts...FISH...when they return Natalie is saying past HG's and fans go to the wrap party...Jeff seems perplexed by this...Natalie says the fans don't want to go if they're not there, they're coming to see us...Jeff says he doesn't know about that, he says "would you go, would you fly to Vegas just to see somebody that was on the Real World?" LOLOL...Natalie & Jordan say no...Natalie says there are fans that are uber fans like that...Jeff says he thinks that is ridiculous LOLOL Jordan says she wouldn't but maybe people that live near there and it was a regular spot she goes to then she would go but she wouldn't go out of her way. LOLOL Jeff asks if last year's party was in Vegas? Natalie says no, the wrap party was in LA but BB paid for it all, even a person you got to bring, they flew them out...FISH...they return, Jordan is biting her nails and Jeff asks if they're her nails in the backyard...Natalie says they're Russell's...Jeff says blech...Jordan says she always bites her fingernails...Natalie says her too. Natalie says she wants to see her boyfriend for 5 minutes, to hug him, smell him...Jeff & Jordan laugh...Natalie wants to have his scent on her, take his shirt you know? Jordan knows...Jeff says everything is coming to an end here...Natalie asks who Jeff would bring to the wrap party? His ex-girlfriend? Jeff says she would love it...FISH...they return to Jeff saying they could have not a wrap party but have all the production come out here and talk to them and meet each other and have a couple of drinks...Jordan says go to a Karaoke bar...Jeff says not even that, just after the show, but think about it, how many people are in production? have a party of us 13 plus over 100 people in production, think about all those people eating and drinking, they could take 5G's of prizes and use it for the party. Natalie says BB has paid out $32,000 in cash...Jeff says plus the trips and stuff...Jordan asks what Jessie said about the wrap last year? Natalie says she didn't even ask just that they took care of it all...FISH...they return with Jordan telling Natalie which seasons she watched, she would like to meet some people from Season 8, she didn't even know Jen was from BB...they talk about when they arrived in LA for sequester, Jordan got there Thursday, Jeff on Friday...Jeff says it was a nightmare...Jordan says with all the drama they have had, there's really people she doesn't care to see but everybody else she would, she would like to see Casey, Laura, Braden, Natalie, Jeff. (LMAO at her wanting to see Jeff at the wrap! Umm, I'm thinking Jeff was a given at that point...) Jeff says they bring everybody back for the finale, it makes sense that they would have the party there but they don't have a party...Jordan says they can make their own party

January 6 JeJo spotted out in Charlotte (fan pic)

Mon Feb 6 JeJo at the Build a City groundbreaking

Sat February 4 JeJo arrive in Cambodia Via Twitter: jeffschroeder23 Just arrived in Phnom Penh, what a welcome! Great things to come! @BuildACity @PeopleforCare http://www.buildacity.org

Weds February 8 JeJo visit Angkor Wat Via Twitter: jeffschroeder23 Visiting Angkor Wat today... Sooo much to see!

November 21 JeJo celebrate Jordan's birthday in Chicago at Pasta d'Arte

November 24 Jeff & Jordan do a live chat with the fansite from Jeff's parents home in Chicago

December 14 Jeff & Jordan spend a couple of days in Seattle to do a Superpass chat/interview for fans

December 31 Jeff & Jordan host a meet & greet and a New Years Eve event in Maine.

November 4 ATWFF finale on the Today show