July 28 Metal room big hug & kiss 12:06 AM Jeff and Jordan are chatting with Porsche, Shelly, Kalia and Adam in the metal room...they're talking about deodorant...Jeff says that Big Jeff wears women's deodorant, he's not afraid to be the man that he is...Jeff starts play fighting with Jordan and then goes in for a big long hug...Jordan kisses Jeff's neck repeatedly...super cute! They talk about some competition prop that some HG's got and some didn't and then Jeff and Jordan head into the candy room saying "you don't want that love, you got that helmet thing"... Foot rub HOH talk 1:07 - 1:36 AM Jeff and Jordan chat with Brendon and Rachel up in the HOH room mostly about game and the general state of the house...Jordan rubs Jeff's foot while they chat. Cuddly? Bedtime 1:44 - 1:51 AM Jeff joins Jordan in bed...Jeff asks Jordan where his blanket is?...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff finds it and says Jordan is trying to hide shit from him...Jordan says he's trying to yell at her...Jordan hugs Jeff but Jeff slaps her arm (signal )...Jordan says nooo...Jeff says "you are very, very cuddly"...Jordan says sorry...Jeff says "you're constantly getting over here"...Jeff says "see I'm a little strung out...gimme a little room to breathe"...Jordan backs off a little and says ok Porsche asks if he wants her aromatherapy bag?...Jeff says no thanks that thing pushes his eyeballs in, he's not sure if it's the surgery, his eyes are blurry when he's done with it...Jeff then says "come here love ♥ , let's cuddle"...Jordan says "no that's fine"...Jeff grabs Jordan and says "come here" and the feeds switch to Kalia rambling in the HN room GRRRR Feeds would return briefly 5 minutes later or so with Jeff talking about the Dani/Dom situation, Jeff says it's crazy, holy macarones LOL Jordan reaches back to Jeff and they hold hands... Jeff says it's over, onto the next chapter...Porsche says it gets more interesting at top 10 huh?...Jeff says yes, he's very interested to see what happens with the keys...they quiet down and settle into sleep... Quick hey love 11:04 AM Jeff is laying in bed, looking like a mummy, in the candy room...Jordan comes down from the HOH room where she's been resting and joins him...Jeff says "hey love ♥ " and Jordan sits on the bed and snuggles into him... Jeff says he's enjoying the quiet...Jordan leaves a few seconds later… Jeff & Kalia heated game discussion 1:23 - 1:52 PM Kalia joins Jeff, Jordan & Brendon in the purple room...Kalia asks if Brendon can leave because she would like to speak with JeJo alone...Brendon leaves and Kalia informs JeJo that she's going to vote for Dom today even though she knows Adam is staying...this sparks a heated discussion between Jeff and Kalia mostly regarding her allegiance to Jeff's betrayer, Dani, and how that is a slap in the face to Jeff (and Jordan)...Jordan mostly listens in and occasionally tells Kalia that she can vote however she wants (placating her)...there are a few interesting JeJo moments, the last being Jordan telling Jeff to stop (laying into Kalia)...Jeff does and moments later leaves to get some water Jeff is then seen in the bathroom briefly relaying the story to Brendon...he tells Brendon Jordan told him to be quiet, he was ripping on Kalia… Candy room - pre live show chat 2:58 - 3:08 PM Jeff joins Jordan, who is laying down in bed, in the candy room...Jeff asks if Jordan wants to lay in the HN room to see what the excitement is about?...Jordan says no...Jeff gets in bed...Porsche throws over a pillow for Jordan to use...Jordan says "I just pooted" she says it's a stinker, for Jeff to smell it...Jeff says no but he smells it anyway, he sits up with his hoody over his face and says it's fu**ing gross...Porsche says he's saying that but his farts are wet...Jeff denies it...Jeff says it smells rotten...Jordan asks if Jeff is grossed out?...Jeff says a little, it was a gross fart...Jordan giggles and says she kind of had an upset stomach today... Jeff still smells the fart and asks Jordan if she farted again?...Jordan says no, she would have told him if she did...Jeff asks what Jordan is going to wear if it's endurance...Jordan tells Jeff what she plans on wearing...Jeff hopes it isn't a hanging comp...Porsche says she's better with her legs than arms...Jeff says it will be about legs too...they discuss possibilities regarding the type of comp it will be and the talk about what's going to happen with the golden keys...Jeff touches Jordan, putting his hand on her...they talk about a twist coming into play...Porsche wants HOH so people can kiss her ass, the letter would be fun...Jordan asks who her letter would be from?...Porsche says her brother...palm trees...Jeff and Jordan get comfy and quiet...Jordan rubs Jeff's hair... Jeff says that Jordan will be eating pizza while Jeff is hanging up there dying...Jordan says no, she won't...Porsche says if it's hanging they only have to worry about Dani between the 4 of them...Jeff says he likes his odds Jordan says she didn't put on mascara because if there's water it'll run down her face...palm trees... Bathroom pep talk - love, don’t worry 8:28 - 8:30 PM Jordan and Jeff have been eliminated from the HOH comp...Jeff and Jordan are in the bathroom...Jeff says "your dream's not over yet" (aww)...Jordan is worried...Jeff says "love? ♥ don't worry!"...Jordan says she can't stand her...Jeff says "i know but..." audio cuts off of them, control room...Jordan is saying that Dani just hung on there...Jeff says to not worry, he'll take care of the veto and they'll be all good...Jeff likes it when the odds are against me, trust him, he likes it...Jordan says she's doing it just because...Jeff says good things happen to good people, she'll see, watch, she's gotta keep hope alive...cams switch to the BY but audio is heard...Jeff says that Big Jeff ain't done...Jordan says yeah but when your alliance is depending on you...Jeff says no one is depending on you, don't worry about it...audio cuts off… HN - I already miss you 8:39 - 8:42 PM Post HOH comp time...Jeff and Jordan are in the candy room, Jeff is getting his clothes ready to shower...Jordan holds the door open for Jeff and tells him she wants to talk in the HN room...they go in...Jordan tells Jeff about how Dani approached her after the comp and told her that her and Jeff were not her targets and Jordan said yeah right and Dani swore and promised that they weren't her target anymore so who knows...Jeff says he has the veto, he feels great, he loves this postion, it's go time, he loves this, he feels good, he swears to God... Jordan looks around and says "look at my room", she says now Jeff gets the bed to himself...Jeff says "noooh, I already miss you" Jordan says she's going to lay down, she's so pissed...Jeff says "love, ♥ you did good, don't be pissed, I'm going to rise above this"...Jordan says her arms weren't hurting at all and she thought she was going to do so good...Jeff says you had to keep her hip on there to not use her arms but it doesn't matter, Dani would have outlasted her...Jordan says she felt like she was leaning forward not backwards, she doesn't know, there's no excuse... Jeff says not to worry, he feels good and loves being in this position, he loves it, it's go time and... Jordan says she's so happy, isn't he glad he said 5?...Jeff says he did 5 for his birthday...Jordan thought he did it because she said it...Jeff says he did but it was for his birthday and then if it wasn't the money he would kill her Jordan says at least he got that...Jeff says "yeah, dude, plus more, watch"...Jeff likes being the underdog than on top, he always does better anyway...Jordan says if Brenchel are the target, she can talk herself into being the replacement nominee in case something happens...Jeff says he's going to win, he wasn't meant to win this one, he doesn't feel bad...Jordan says she should've won, she's useless...Jeff says she won an HOH! she can't win them all...Brenchel enter and they say it's their new hangout... Jeff says "yeah man from the penthouse to the outhouse" Kitchen kiss 10:33 PM Feeds switch from the HN room to the kitchen where Jeff has come over to talk to Jordan who is sitting at the table waiting for her next slop pancake that is being made by Shelly...Jeff pokes Jordan as he goes by...they talk inaudibly, Jeff seems concerned about Jordan...they kiss... and then Jeff kisses Jordan's nose lol...he walks away… Kitchen touchy feely 10:36 - 10:40 PM Jeff joins Jordan once again at the kitchen table, they give each other some knowing looks while Jeff eats some chocolate...Jordan seems bummed...Jeff holds his hand up to high five Jordan and they hold hands...Jeff asks if she's hungry?...Jordan says Shelly is making more slop pancakes... Jordan says to Brendon that he's probably hungry...Jeff says to make sure to take his vitamins...a quiet moment and then Jeff bends his head down, Jordan rubs it...they look at each other sweetly Jeff hmm's and says that Jordan has to sleep in the HN room...Jordan says there'll be no one to roll all over Jeff now...Adam says he will...Jordan says to cuddle with Jeff ok? They touch their hands... and then more chatter, Jeff says he took some Tylenol, then he farts and blames it on the guy behind the walls, scumbag! LOL they sing a little Abba and FISH...Jeff says he could jam to a little ABBA, a couple of songs... Brendon says Dancing Queen, he wants to see 16 yr old Jeff dancing to that in his room...FISH again and when they return Jordan has left... Candy room pep talk 10:54 - 11:02 PM Feeds go to Jeff and Jordan laying in bed in the candy room...Jordan says she doesn't care if she goes home...Jeff says she's not going home and neither is he, he doesn't want him to go home either, he's good, he's got that veto, he's not going to sell out like you know B&R are going to start kissing ass big time, he's not doing that...Jordan says she already talked to Dani...Jeff says he's not doing that...Jordan isn't either...Jeff says that if that's her big vendetta on him, then congratulations, she can make a martyr out of him, that's fine, it's her best move to get rid of him but he thinks she has a lot of spite... Jordan tells Jeff that she talked to Dani in passing and Dani told her she/they weren't her targets, she promised, Jordan doesn't believe her...Jeff says they'll see, he still has the veto and he does his best when his back's against the wall, he loves it because it judges the type of person that you are, when you're down and out, that's his favorite, you get to really look at yourself and see who you are, he's not going to be disrespectful, he'll keep it classy and just win, that's all... Jeff tells Jordan to not get down either cuz he's telling her, it's gonna be alright... Jeff says they're going to cut deals and kiss ass and shit, he can't do that but he will do his best...Jordan says well, if she's telling the truth...Jeff says she'll put him and Brendon up...Jordan says she made it seem she was going to put up Brenchel, if she wins the veto then she'll keep her noms the same...Jeff says or backdoor him...they count potential votes...they're not sure about Lawon or Adam... Jordan says Jeff might get lucky, who knows, Julie said there might be a lot more twists coming up so there might be something...Jeff says he wishes America could vote to help Big Jeff out but that would be next week, they won't give it to him middle of the week and he got 10G's which doesn't help him...Jordan says at least he's not a have not...Jordan says she was so mad at Brenchel in the HN room for being all lovey dovey... Jeff says "everything is meant to be, I feel good about staying and if I go there's a reason"...Jordan asks what Jeff will do back home?...Jeff says he wasn't planning on going back home and he still isn't either, he'll worry about it later, there's the veto so don't worry and if Jordan goes up there's no way (she's going)...Jeff doesn't know where Adam stands...Jordan says Shelly has a lot of influence on him... Jordan repeats that she's not kissing anybody's butt...Jeff says he isn't either, that's the problem, he won't backstab Brenchel either...Jordan lays on Jeff's leg and they talk about the HOH comp, Jordan says she couldn't hang on anymore...Jeff knows, it was hard...Jordan asks if he's disappointed?...Jeff says no, she was not going to win, they might as well have handed her the HOH, she was never coming down off there... Jeff asks if Brendon is sleeping with Rachel in there?...Jordan thinks so...Jeff says he would too but there's only 4 beds...Jordan says it's ok, she'll cuddle up to Lawon if she gets cold LOL Farting fun in the candy room 11:01 - 11:04 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the candy room still talking...Jordan says she's got gas and then Jeff says "did you just fart?"...Jordan says yeah, she drank that milk...Jeff covers his face with his shirt saying "eww, fu**ing scumbag! it fu**ing smells like rotten fish" Jordan starts laughing...Jordan sprays some air freshener...Jeff says "man that was nasty!"...Jeff shakes his leg around to air it out and says again that it's rotten fish...Jordan keeps laughing and says to not act like his don't stink...Jeff says they don't really, sometimes they do, but for as much as he farts they don't, it's the silent ones that are killers...Jordan cracks up...Jordan says he heard that one come out...Jeff makes a semi-silent farting noise...Jordan cracks up again... Of course Jeff farts 🥴 Jordan says let's see about that one, it's not gonna stink...Jeff says the follow up one will be silent...Jeff says she's gross because she wants to smell it...Jordan says if it was hot or long it would be...Jeff wonders why he's so gassy? maybe it's the iced tea, he drinks a gallon and a half a day, it's so good so he just pounds it. Candy room talk - hypothetical separation 11:04 - 11:10 PM Candy room chatting continues...Jordan says she's glad Jeff picked 5, Jeff says if he didn't she would have gotten it...Jordan says she didn't want it, she wanted Jeff to have it...Jeff tsks... Jordan says "if we separate by September and we can't talk at all, you're going to be like Jordan who?"...Jeff rolls his eyes saying "yeah I know, you're going to be on tv 3 times a week, what are you talking about? it's going to go by fast"...Jordan pushes saying "I might get out and you have a new girlfriend"...Jeff says "I'll take my 10G's and go to Europe for a month"...Jordan says "get you a European?"...Jeff says "don't be stupid, I'm not going to Europe, you'd be mad"...Jordan asks "why would I be mad?"...Jeff says "I don't know"...Jordan says "I wouldn't be mad if you went"... Jeff says he's not going anywhere so save it, Shelly will work for him...Jordan says she loves her...they talk about what Dani might do...Jordan says they'll see how BFF Dani & Brenchel are...Jeff says they're going to sell out...Jordan says Kalia is in Dani's ear & they talked with her earlier...Jeff says he kinda killed Kalia though...Jordan says it wasn't that bad...Jeff says Brenchel are going to cut a deal and he's not, he's not going to sell out..."Big Jeff's going up like that"...silent looks...Jordan asks if it will be open by tonight?...Jeff says later, it's a lot of clean up...they talk about the comp a little and giggle about how Jeff put pants on thinking it would be cold LOL Jeff says he knew it was going to be like that, he wishes it was a swing, he could have endured that pain...Jordan says it favored girls...Jeff says they should have a bench pressing contest for veto, it's about the same odds They whisper a little more game and then Jeff says it sucked, he doesn't want to complain but it sucked, there was no chance to win...Brendon walks in... Donavon’s movie 11:17 PM Jeff, Brendon & Adam are chatting in the candy room...they are talking about how they drink tea in there when they're on slop...they talk about Christian Bale and how he lost ridiculous amounts of weight for a movie role, Jeff says he heard he only drank coffee with a little skim milk all day...Brendon says he looked gross... Jeff says that his buddy is shooting a movie right now, his own movie, a short film and he lost a ton of weight, he thinks he's like Christian Bale but the movie is going to be good, he saw it, he was supposed to shoot a couple parts for it, who knows he still will if (he's out) next week LOL Brendon says "who knows"

September 5 A picture of Jeff w/Jordan in it 5:17 PM It's Rachel's HOH picture time...Rachel is looking over the pics in the camera...Jordan says "Raychel Raychel!"...Rachel says "JorDAN" Jordan and Adam walk over to the memory wall, Adam wants a picture of him kissing Dom's pic...Rachel takes it...Jordan says "should I take a picture by Jeff's?"...Rachel says "aww, yeah"...Jordan poses for a couple of pics by Jeff's black & white pic I can’t wait to see Jeffrey! 9:30 PM Jordan and Rachel are outside...Rachel finds a half dead bee and doesn't know what to do with it, she asks Jordan's advice...Jordan among other things says it probably needs alone time LOL...Rachel goes inside...Adam and Jordan talk about the stinky fish that didn't get cooked all the way because the bbq tank ran out of gas halfway...Adam doesn't know if BB will refill the tank with there only being a week left and the next few days being pretty hectic... Jordan says "I know, I get all nervous...I can't wait to see Jeffrey!" Jordan says to Adam "I don't know how you've gone this long without seeing Farah because I've only been like what 2 weeks, a week without seeing Jeff and I feel like I'm going crazy" aww Adam says that he's had 8 months to prepare for this…

September 8 Porsche wins F4 veto & is the sole vote to evict Jordan 😢

July 12 Jeff snuggles into Jordan 12:50 AM - 12:55 AM Crappy camera work once again :/ but Jeff heads to the candy room where Jordan and Kalia are...Jeff gets on top of their bed and says Jordan elbowed him...Jordan says she didn't know it was Jeff...Jeff says "who would it be" (good point lol)...Jordan says "I don't know"...Jeff jokingly says "what?" and kisses her arm. Jeff sits down and they talk about the tournament going on outside, a mini triathalon, Jeff won and he's so excited :) Kalia says her and Jordan were having a talk...Jeff touches Jordan's chest and says "do you want me to sign your boob the triathalon champ?"...Jeff says it was pretty fun, he likes games...Kalia says the name of the game is how they can entertain themselves every night...Jeff says that game was way better than the big booty game they played with the booty shaking and spoon licking...Kalia says Jeff insulted her spoon LOL Jeff says the spoon licking was the worst thing ever...as Kalia keeps talking Jeff snuggles into Jordan's neck and blows raspberry kisses :) ...Kalia wonders what the noise is and Jordan says it's Jeff...Kalia keeps talking and Jeff goes in for another snuggle & kiss... Jeff sits up and starts rubbing Jordan's arm, he asks them what they were talking about?...Jordan says everything, Jeff won't be able to keep up because you know, she talks a lot LOL! Kalia ahh's and says that they were talking about the POV comp, she felt so sad for Jordan...Jeff says Jordan was mad at him...Kalia knew that once it wasn't going well she thought Jordan was going to cry...Jordan says she was going to...Jeff just looks at Jordan so sweetly... Jordan says she's terrible at puzzles, she's not going to lie...they talk a bit more about the comp and Jeff admits he's too competitive and gets too excited out there but in end everything turned out alright. They talk about making a medal for the triathlon champ...Jeff is puttering around, grabs a cigarette and then farts...Kalia tells him to not fan it this way, she's not his girlfriend and shouldn't be subjected to his farts LOL Jeff smells Jordan's eye patch and says "Love! ♥ "...Jordan asks if it smells good...they chat about how drunk Rachel is and then Jeff leaves... First time Jeff tweeted 1:09 PM Jeff is outside smoking and chatting with the other HG's...Rachel is saying she hopes she gets to do an HOH tweet...Adam says he won't know what to do, he doesn't have twitter...Jeff says the first time he used twitter was in the house, he didn't know what the f**k it was either, so he ran out of room and he was like dude? what is this thing? what's going on?...BB told him to just write, there's no feedback so he wrote "today's nice" :) "I like this" and then he wrote more and he told them he was out of room, it was very complicated but not… JeJo game talk & kiss 1:48 AM - 1:57 AM Feeds finally switch to JeJo who are in bed whispering game.. They talk about Adam and how he's really not on their side...Jeff says "this motherf**ker is not on our side"...Jeff says he told them that he's still on the fence and Jeff told him it was ok because they know how many votes they have so if the vote goes a certain way they will know how each person voted...Jeff says he just wants to get through...Jordan says yeah...they then talk about Porsche, how it's better to keep her...Jeff gets up to shut the door...they talk about Kalia and how they really think she's with them, how she offered herself up. Jeff then does the cutest thing, he signals Jordan to give him a kiss by puckering his lips twice...Jeff lifts up his head and Jordan kisses him ♥ Jeff says hopefully they win HOH...they talk about it maybe being an elimination type comp, they want to take out Lawon, Cassi and Dom...Jordan relates a convo Kalia had with Lawon that Kalia told her...Jordan says Lawon goes with the power...Jeff says Dom has to go first then Cassi will have nowhere to go but with Shelley and he hates talking long term but Dani is in the best set up in the house, she's safe for 4 weeks and everyone likes her, definitely one of those three (L,C,D) has to go...they start stealth whispering, it's hard to hear but it's all game related...Jordan lays back down and says she knows they're going up if they don't win :( Feeds switch… JeJo talk w/Porsche & GN kiss 2:52 AM - 3:08 AM Feeds switch to the candy room...Porsche comes in the room and starts telling JeJo about what just went on with Cassi. Porsche vents to them and Jeff seems generally confused about the whole thing. LOL @ the 3:04am mark Jordan puts her arm over Jeff's chest and signals she wants to say goodnight...they give each other a kiss and Jeff says "goodnight love" ♥ They each get in their position to sleep...Jeff reaches over Jordan to check how much room she has on her side...Jordan giggles and says "scoot over?"...Jeff says yeah...she scoots and Jeff arranges his cover, he tells Jordan that's why she sweats (too many covers)...they say goodnight to Porsche and she says goodnight...they chat some more and then Porsche thanks JeJo for listening to her, it's hard for her because she's alone and they are lucky to have each other...Jeff hmm's and Jordan says "shut up" LOL Porsche giggles and says Jeff knows it ;) Jordan tells Jeff he's rubbing his feet...Jeff says he's rocking...Porsche asks if that is what that noise is?...Jordan says Jeff always does that...Jeff says he doesn't even know he does it...they finally quiet down to sleep… JeJo sunbathing 12:55 - 1:03 PM Feeds (sort of) switch to JeJo who are sunbathing on the beach chairs...the other HG's are starting the trial of missing Franklin the turtle ;) ...Brendon gets called to the DR which they say is excellent timing, court will adjourn at 3pm...they leave...Jeff says to Jordan "they're taking over...they stole my idea"...Jordan asks if he's mad?...Jeff says no. Jordan says her stomach is hurting...Jeff says "oh boy here we go"...Jordan says she knows...she then yells out to Porsche asking her if she said had a heating pad...Porsche says Jordan can use the smaller one, put it in the microwave for 2 minutes and it will stay warm for 2-4 hours...Jordan says "ok cool", she tells Jeff she's going to need it tonight...feeds switch to Porsche & return just after the 1:00pm mark Cam 3/4 The others are back talking about the Franklin trial again...they leave and Jordan says "ahh, they're funny"...they go back to sunbathing...Jordan says something about them being out there alone and Jeff says they don't like them, everybody hates them...Jordan says they don't...Shelley comes out and Jeff says "here comes a friend"...Jordan asks if she's going to lay out...Shelley says she doesn't want to burn, she asked for some SPF 15 lotion, other than laying out all she can do is sit there and smoke and she doesn't want to do that...Jeff says he knows, that's the worst...Jeff says they need 45?...Shelley says they asked for 15 the bronzer...Jeff says the bronzer stuff is like a laser. Jeff pokes Jordan in the boob and then pulls down her hat a little :) he says he needs to pee...Jordan says he better go pee...Shelley asks about the CD player, can it be brought down?...they tell her no...Jordan says whoever is next HOH needs to ask for batteries beforehand...Jeff goes inside to pee… Is your sandwich done love? 1:25 - 1:27 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen getting their lunch ready when BB calls an outdoor lockdown...Jordan starts rushing to get her sandwich done...Jeff looks over at her and says "is your sandwich done love ♥ ?" Jordan says "I'm hurryin"...they finish up their food and head outside… Spilling water on Jordan 3:04 PM Jeff and Kalia are laying by the pool, they're chatting with Jordan, who is on the lounger, about tea...Jordan and Jeff love the tea Kalia made, it was so good...Jeff and Kalia decide to go make some more...they get up...Jeff says that they'll make tea, weigh themselves and nap and that will be his afternoon. Jeff puts his towel on the weight bench for when he comes back to work out...he walks by the lounger and spills a bit of water on Jordan...she giggles...Jeff practically pours the rest of his water on her and she laughs...Jeff says "it's war" :) ...he goes inside... Jordan is bored 3:55 - 3:57 PM Jordan, Jeff, Kalia and Dani are in the candy room...Dani throws a ball onto Dom through the little hole in the wall and BB warns her to stop that!...Dani tries to pin it on Jeff...Jeff says if Dom throws that on his face he's going to snap his spine...Jeff is getting sleepy...Dani says it's awfully quiet. Jordan gets up, she's restless...Jeff says "where you going love?" ♥ Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says she's "bowhed" (Peyton style)...Jordan says she's going crazy in there, she can't take it...Jordan says maybe she'll go sit in the LR...Jeff asks how that's entertaining to her?...Jordan says maybe she'll go do crunches or go in the purple room or do something, she's just bored...Jeff says "you're getting irritated because your little friend's coming"...Jordan says that is true...Jeff says that's exactly what it is...Jordan leaves...Jeff says "so my best move is to stay away..Kalia laughs...Dani says "and nap?"...Jeff says "yeah, because my mouth will only get me into trouble"... Ello love (2nd time) 6:21 PM Jeff and Jordan are up in the HOH with the others talking about the prices of the decorative items in the HOH room...Jordan is laying on the bed, Jeff is on the couch...Jeff gets up to put on some lotion, comes back to sit down and in a British accent says to Jordan "Ello love ♥ ...did you sleep at all?"...not sure what Jordan says here but she mmm, hmm's...Jeff says she didn't sleep by him :) Hard to hear again but Jordan says something about how Jeff was already sleeping. Shelley says Jeff's face got burnt today...Jeff says he can feel it, he put lotion on too Super cuteness in the HOH 6:28 PM - 6:38 PM The HG's are up in the HOH chatting...just before the 6:29pm mark Jeff, who is laying on the couch, says to Jordan who is sitting on the HOH bed... Jeff "you dont like me anymore" Jordan "yes I do, you don't like me" Jeff " yeah I've been crawling all over you and you leave me alone" Jordan "no.....come here" Jeff "no" Jordan giggles and gets up moving over to where Jeff is, she tells Jeff she looks tan...Jeff says she's super tan... Cam 1 goes to them briefly and then back to Cam 2 Jordan sits by Jeff putting his legs over her, she starts rubbing his leg...Jordan tells Jeff he looks burnt...Jeff says he knows, he is...Jordan asks him if he put anything?...Jeff says he didn't on his legs but on his face he did and it feels burnt...Jeff says Jordan got red too, the sun's strong, you gotta watch out...they talk a little about grooming products and Jeff says BB took everything...Jordan lays down next to/on Jeff and says his pants smell good LOL Cam 1 Cuteness ensues ♥ when the cam pans in on them Cam 1/2 Jordan sits up, the HG's look up at the spyscreen and talk about the CD player... Jordan rubs Jeff's foot and leg...they get quiet while the others talk...Jeff is getting sleepy...Dani asks him if he slept before...Jeff tells her he did for a little bit but Porsche was making noise whispering to Dani, it was the worst, he woke up and left and 2 seconds later she was right behind him asking hey, what's going on, he wanted to tell her before if she wanted to go to the kitchen she should have gone before and he could have gone back to sleep...they giggle...Jeff smiles at Jordan saying he's not annoyed by anything. Cam 1 just before the 6:36pm mark Jordan lays back down and more cuteness ♥ Jordan grabs Jeff's arm and pats her head with it signaling she wants her head rubbed...Jeff says he's too tired, he caresses Jordan's chin and says something inaudible which causes them to smile at each other... Jeff says the sun is draining...they continue laying together contentedly for awhile... Do you love me kiss 6:42 PM Jeff and Jordan continue being cozy on the couch in the HOH...Jordan sits up and tells Jeff that she's going to just eat a salad or should she wait because Jeff wants to eat?...Jeff says he ate already, pizza and cereal before he came up to the HOH...Jordan tells Jeff about a flossing tool she brought same as the one she got in her HOH basket...Jeff just takes Jordan all in :) ...Jordan asks him "what?" twice... ...Jordan shakes her head and lays on Jeff's chest asking him "you love me?"...Jeff hums no...Jordan says "yes you do"...Jeff giggles...Jordan says "hmm?"...Jeff says "yeah" and they kiss and continue cuddling… Head rub talk w/Rachel 7:35 PM - 7:46 PM Jeff returns to the HOH, he sits down and positions himself on the couch leaning on Jordan, she rubs Jeff's head while they talk to Rachel. Jordan’s ghetto walk 11:10 - 11:15 PM Dom teaches Jordan to walk ghetto...he explains she needs to walk with her left knee looking like it hurts...Jordan says she already walks like that kind of LOL She demonstrates how she walks...Dom says it's not tough enough so he shows her again and off she goes! haha Dom then says she has to swing her arm too, like she's swatting something...Lawon helps out too...she adds more emphasis...Dom says it's perfect! he's gotta go get Jeff...Jordan says "gangsta"...Dom opens the sliding glass door and tells Jeff to come over and look Jordan real quick...they laugh Jordan adds a little hand sign at the end and Dom cracks up...Shelley joins in on the action and does her walk...Jordan gets into even more...Lawon cracks up...then Keith joins in with his advice and the D/L/S/J do their walk simultaneously...they all get into and there are lots of laughs...Dom gives the second part of his tutorial and then Jordan makes everyone crack up when she says "whassup Shelly, Im'ma grab my junk" 😂

July 21 Move to be with Jeff? 12:16 - 12:18 AM Jordan is up in the HOH talking to Dani, Kalia, Porsche and Rachel...they're talking about doing a prank on Jeff...suddenly Rachel asks Jordan if she will try to move to Chicago to be with Jeff or move there (LA) if he moves there?...Jordan says "I don't know"...Porsche says she thinks they should move to LA because Chicago gets so cold...Jordan is about to say "we gotta" and she gets interrupted by Porsche asking about one of her pics...Jordan goes back to it saying she doesn't know, she'll figure, they gotta talk after the show you know? figure out what's going on...topic turns to tampons and toxic shock syndrome… Jordan’s last HOH bedtime 1:24 - 1:34 AM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who are in bed talking game...Jeff thinks they are good with Kalia...Jordan tells Jeff about the talk she had with Shelly and how everyone wants Brendon & Rachel out  Jordan asked her what if they won the veto?...Jeff says if they won they would use it, if someone put B&R up and they took themselves off then either they or D&A would go up...Jordan hopes Lawon doesn't get it because she doesn't know where his heads at, there's no new information, she asks what Adam said?...Jeff says they had a talk and he wants Kalia out of there, he hates floaters and Jeff told him he agreed with most of what he said...they talk about Porsche a little, apparently she doesn't want to go to jury house and spend the summer there, she'd rather hang with her friends, who says that? that's part of BB, voting to see who wins... Jeff asks if he talked to Cassi?...Jeff says not really, just about ATWFF, no game talk...Jordan says Shelly is so nice...Jeff says she busted her ankle so he told her to relax and stop moving...Jordan says that Shelly said she would never vote them out...Jordan is leaning towards Adam because you can read his face whereas they never know what Dom is thinking...Jeff says he thinks they're in a good position...Jordan says that Cassi advised her to make a bold move and put themselves on the block so at least they'd be guaranteed to play in the POV (UMM well that advice SUCKED) ...Jeff says "f**k that...no way" They debate who between Brendon and Rachel would best be left in the house once they're singles...Jordan likes Brendon around just because he's funny...Jordan says that she voiced her suspicions of Dani to Shelly, she's likable, she planted that seed...Jeff says she's going to get far and so is Shelly...palm trees...feeds return to them being quiet...Jordan gets up to use the bathroom and the feeds switch off Jejo and don't return… Yet another butt pinch 2:54 PM Jeff, Jordan & Brenchel are in the candy room talking about random stuff...JeJo are in the bed closest to the far wall...Jeff reaches over and pinches Jordan's butt oww JeJo Back drawings 2:56 - 3:05 PM Feeds return from palm trees...Jordan is getting ready to scratch Jeff's back...Jeff lays down the opposite way Jordan wants so she asks why they always have to do everything he wants to do?...Jeff says what is she talking about? he's laying down, he was just on top of her, for her not to make it a big deal... Jordan lifts up Jeff's shirt and says "lean up, stupid"  Jordan asks if he wants her to draw pictures?...Jeff says ok...Jordan ponders what to draw and then she says she's going to write something, she's writing Big Brother and the feeds switch off JeJo... Feeds return a minute later...Jordan continues drawing...boobs...Jeff gets it...Jordan draws a hand, Jeff has no idea...Jordan draws an animal...Jeff guesses stairs LOL A dragon...Jeff gets it right...another one...Jeff guesses wrong 3x...Jordan gives a hint...Jeff guesses shark, correct!...another one...Jeff guesses a cell phone and a boat and then with a hint guesses a smile with teeth Jordan draws another animal...Jeff guesses butterfly but it ends up being a turkey LOLJordan drew it like she learned in grade school...she draws something you eat, a sweet...Jeff guesses ice cream cone - correct! Next one is something you wear...palm trees and then trivia... Poopin and nerves before the show 5:21 - 5:23 PM The HG's are biding time waiting for the live show...Jeff walks over to where Jordan is and says he might have to take a poop...not because he has to but he has to… Jordan says to drink some coffee...Jeff says he did...Jordan says coffee will make it wiggle out...Jeff says nooh...they giggle...Dani walks by and they do their "best friend" schtick (ugh so sick of this already lol)...Jeff smiles at how pretty Jordan looks Jordan says she's nervous...Jeff says for what?...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says to just close her legs when she talks LOL Jordan says no, she's going to keep them open...more chatter about what they're all wearing and then Jeff goes to try and "drop one" (TMI lol) You look really good 5:30 PM Before the live show moment...Jeff comes out of the candy room after getting dressed and walks into the LR where Jordan is sitting down...Jordan says what Jeff is wearing is very nice, he looks really good...Jeff says she's seen this before...Jordan repeats he looks good...Jeff says it's not his first rodeo...Kalia says Jeff looks nice in purple...Jeff says purple is the jam, purple was the jam a year ago...Jordan rubs Jeff's leg and smiles...Lawon and Jeff compliment each other and call each other "boo"...Dom walks by and says "that's a throwdown"...Jeff says it is a good throwdown...Jordan then says "you look cute"...Jeff says "thanks love" ♥ What about me? Blond vs brown 7:28 - 7:30 PM Jeff, Jordan, Dani and Dom are chatting in the kitchen...they're talking about some rating system of the girls in the house that Dom made, he picked Jordan as his number 3...Jordan is terribly saddened she was number 3...Dom says why? she's taken, he can't do that to his boy Big Jeff, just having her on the list made him uncomfortable...Jordan says what if she wasn't taken by Jeff?...Jordan looks at Jeff and says she's just kidding...Dom says Jeff's got it on lock...Jordan says she'll color her hair brown for Dom...Jeff says "what about for me?"... Jordan says "I'll dye my hair brown for you"...Jeff says "you will?"...Jordan says that Jeff is attracted to dark haired girls (umm is Jordan STILL hung up on this? OY ) Jeff says when Jordan came to Italy she tried...Jordan starts to say she didn't like it, she's a blond...Dani asks if she dyed it brown?...Jeff says that Jordan does her hair like that (the way it is now) ALL the time, one time she had bangs, it looked fu**ing awesome! got rid of them in a second, she dyed her hair brown, he told her she looked nice, GONE! Jordan says she doesn't look good with brown hair...Dani says she can't picture her with brown at all...Jordan says she sent him a video on his phone when she first did it when he was away, it wasn't as dark as Dani's, her hair just doesn't look good, everybody that she knows well said it didn't fit her personality...Dani says Jordan has a blond personality, she feels more like a brunette...Jordan says she felt like she had to wear more eye makeup...Dani says she tans more or she feels like a ghost... Quick cheek kiss 9:41 PM Jeff and Jordan in the kitchen...Jeff is cooking...Jordan says what Jeff is making looks good, it looks like chicken...Jeff says it tastes real good...Jordan kisses Jeff on the cheek Tuna - good job love 10:07 PM Jordan and Rachel are outside chatting about the log rolling comp from BB11...they decide to go inside, Jordan's hungry...Rachel says there's Jeff tuna...Jordan says she doesn't eat fish but Jeff's tuna smelled good...they enter the kitchen, Jordan taps Jeff and says "hey"...Jeff says "wanna try some tuna?"...Jordan says "I'll be brave"...Jeff says "yeah?"...Jordan says I'll take a bite, a small one, does it taste fishy?"...Jeff says "no not at all"... Jeff feeds Jordan a bite...PAUSE LOL...Jordan says "it's not fishy"...Jeff says "I know it's not, it's good right?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's and says "good job love" ♥

July 13 “I love you “ 3:32 AM - 3:39 AM Jordan finishes up talking to Brendon about the golf comp and then she heads to bed...Jeff is already waiting there for her...she gets in bed and gets comfy...Jeff reaches to hold her hand but she's fumbling around so he drops it...Jordan starts whispering game in Jeff's ear, it's virtually impossible to hear but it's clear from Jeff's tense body language that he's worried/stressed...Jordan asks him if he's ok?...Jeff says yeah, why?...Jordan says he seems mad...Jeff says he's not, their backs are against the wall...Jordan says they're going to do good, they're going to win it...Jeff nods yes. Jordan whispers a little more and then cuddles into Jeff and she clasps his hand Jordan signals time for goodnight, they kiss and she says "I love you"...Jeff says "love you too" and they both turn to get to sleep. Almost wake up kiss 11:47 AM Jordan is in the kitchen and walks to the candy room...as she enters Jeff is putting on his shorts...Jordan says "I was just going to wake you up"...Jeff says "yeah?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jeff points to Kalia signalling she's still sleeping...Jordan says sorry and says she was going to go (and kiss him to wake him up), she kisses Jeff on the cheek… JeJo picture time 12:33 PM - 12:35 PM Rachel has the camera and is taking pictures...she is looking for Jeff and Jordan...she runs outside excitedly and says "hey guys you ready for picture day?"...Rachel asks if she can take a prom picture of them...Jordan and Jeff are practicing golf...they pose for a picture but not before Jeff grabs a golf club and says it's like they're on a mini golf date...Rachel aww's and says it's like their first date all over again. She says "cuuuute" and says she's going to grab someone to take a pic of all 4 of them...Brendon just smiles and shakes his head...Jeff says "have fun the rest of your life, right?"...Rachel runs back saying yay!...Jeff says "that's forever" ;) Brendon says "forever's a long time"...Jeff cracks up...they pose for Lawon... Rachel then wants the guys to hold up their girls for another picture but only they do it...Jeff says Jordan's not really into that, they say they're good for pics now...Brendon says they'll do a group one later...Rachel whispers to them that BB told her they were going to be locked down inside for maybe the rest of the night...Jeff worries about his workout time and decides to do some now...Jordan says he should and that she'll keep practicing...Jeff says "ok love" ♥ and they high five and go their separate ways. C’mon Jeff hold me 1:02 PM - 1:05 PM Jeff and Adam are playing chess with Kalia watching...Jordan walks over to where they are and says that Jeff has been hiding from her (?)...Jeff says "I hate you"...Jordan in a high pitched voice says "Jeff, c'mon Jeff", she sits on his lap...Jeff says "noo"...Jordan says "c'mon hold me", he does... then she sits down beside him...they sit quietly for a bit and then Jordan rubs Jeff's arm...Jordan and Kalia eventually get up and leave… Kalia teaches Jeff to step dance 1:51 PM - 1:55 PM Jeff, Jordan, Porsche & Kalia are in the bathroom chatting...Jordan admits she took something from the hotel (toiletries)...Jeff says he knows...Kalia asks if Jeff knows someone named Buddha (?)...Jeff does lol, it's a guy named Nick who's a DJ named DJ Buddha, he was the kicker on their football team, he's a big dude, he'd put the meat to it and let it fly...Kalia says it's hard to be a kicker, they get a bad rap...Jeff asks if what she has are clippers, maybe he'll cut his hair...Jordan wants to do it. Jeff starts joking around with Kalia doing a step dance...Kalia starts laughing...Jeff says "you wanna battle?"...Kalia laughs and says no, but she'll teach him an easy one, one she remembers...Kalia says he has to step, clap...Jeff says you have to get into it right?...Kalia says he just has to get the steps first...step, clap, hit...they do it... Kalia says there ya go...they go over it again and Jeff's getting into it...he says Kalia is making it dirty lol, "f**k yeah"...Kalia starts stepping it up faster and Jeff gives up LOL Kalia is good! Jordan sits by and enjoys. Quick game chat 2:10 PM Jeff and Jordan have a quick game chat in the kitchen. Jeff helps Jordan put a new sponge head on the dishwashing tool. :) Prenups and Jeff’s Cinderella 3:13 PM - 3:16 PM The HG's are talking about marriage and prenups in the chrome room...they're all saying if they would sign one or not before marriage...Brendon says he'd never make Rachel sign one...Jordan says "really? if I had millions of dollars I'd make him sign it"...they all move to the LR...Brendon explains to Jordan why he wouldn't...Jeff says Brendon is going to be loaded after that and that's when the bitches come...Jeff laughs and Jordan says "Jeff!"...Jeff says "I'm just kidding stupid" Jordan says "it's not bad to sign a prenup, a lot of people do that, it's just to secure yourself"...Jeff says "what are you saying, you're going to make me sign one?" (and Jordan says she doesn't think Jeff thinks about marriage! busted!! ;) ) he adds "if we get hooked up?"...Jordan says she doesn't have any money :/ Jeff says she has a little bit, she has some assets...Jordan says if Jeff had a bunch of money and he told her to, she would sign it, no problem...Jeff says if he starts rocking and rolling he'll let her sign one. Dom (the constant shit stirrer that reminds me of Natalie BB11) says what if Jordan gets famous and the dudes start running around cuz she's famous?...Jeff says "swinging dicks?"...Jeff fake yawns, lol, and says "uhh, Jordan's a good girl, she wouldn't f**k around" that shut Dom up! ;) They go around the room asking about prenups...Dom would if he loved the girl enough...Cassi would absolutely...Jeff doesn't think it matters...Jordan agrees...Jeff says if you say you're signing this and you're going to be together forever anyways so it doesn't matter...Dom says as soon as you have a kid it's pointless anyway because you have to pay up for the kid. Jeff says the only reason is if you've got millions "If I was super loaded no matter what, even if I knew it was my Cinderella, I'd be like listen you have to sign this cuz I'm not taking it up the ass" LOL Dom says "wait did you say Cinderella? you're gonna look, you have a Cinderella?" Jeff says "what do you think? I'm not romantic? if the glass slipper fits" Dom sarcastically says Jeff seems the epitome of romantic :/ Brenchel admit they got in a huge fight about prenups and Brendon goes on to tell that story... Where’s my kiss (cuties in the HOH) 5:34 PM - 5:58 PM Jeff, Jordan and Brendon are talking game in the HOH...they're talking about how annoying Porsche is and half the time they have no idea what she's talking about...Brendon says what's more annoying is that she follows Rachel around...Jordan sits down near Jeff and lays her head on his shoulder and rubs his hand. They continue talking about Porsche, Keith and more game...Rachel comes up and joins them, they talk game primarily about Cassi and how Cassi was campaigning for Keith to stay...Brendon berates Rachel a little for telling Porsche too much...they talk about jury and about the talk Dom had with Jeff in the chrome room...Jeff tells them how Jeff laid it on the line with Dom, that he knows he's coming after them...Jeff tells them he talked louder on purpose so that Adam in the kitchen would hear...Jeff giggles...Brendon says they're all going to be turning on each other soon. They wonder if Cassi will throw the comp...Rachel leaves and Jeff thinks he hears a noise and asks Brendon to go outside and pretend to talk to Rachel and see what's going on...at this point Jeff is laying down with his head near opposite Jordan...Brendon goes outside. Jordan leans down and Jeff kisses, tries to bite her... Jordan is ticklish...Jordan says "where's my kiss?"...Jeff tries to kiss her... Jeff says he's trying but this is weird...Brendon walks back in and Jeff says "noo" They start talking game again right away and it goes on for a long time...Jordan rubs Jeff's hair for a little bit during this… Jeff bottled his fart? 8:17 PM Some of the HG's are sitting outside on the couches in the BY, Jeff is on the elliptical...Shelly is talking about bottling a baby/kid's smell, it would be awesome...Jeff pipes in "I tried bottling my fart" :P LOL's... Jeff says they were talking about that earlier...Adam says "did you really try?"...Jeff says yes, he put the top on but it gets out, it needs to be airtight, you need a vacuum seal...Jeff shows how you fart into something, vacuum it up, it would probably work...Adam says like peanuts...Jeff says yeah you need a Tupperware that pops and then (pop it) it smells like fart... Adam asks what Jeff would do with this bottle of fart?...Jeff, with a big smile, says "I'd send it to Jordan for Valentine's...ahahaha" Get your gf away from me 9:55 PM - 10:09 PM Jordan and Rachel are in the HOH chatting about Cassi...Rachel is getting anxious, she's not liking her gameplay and is getting threatened by her, she thinks she's targeting Rachel and Jordan because she wants to work with the guys. Jordan isn't so sure about that but wants to hear what Jeff thinks...Jordan wonders where Jeff is, he said he'd be up soon, he pisses her off sometimes because he takes his dear sweet time...Jordan goes out on the balcony and says "hi"...Jeff asks if she pooped? :/ LOL Jordan says she hasn't and then asks if he's coming up there?...Jeff says "whoa, that sounded like an ultimatum"...Jordan says "well yeah you take forever...sometimes"...Jeff says he was chatting with his new friends. Jordan says "well, ok, whenever you're done eating could you please come up here?"...Jeff points at Jordan and says "you've been hanging around with Rachel too much" (in reference to Brendon saying that Rachel's been hanging around with Porsche too much)...Jordan giggles...Jeff says she's bossy and then says to Brendon "get your girlfriend away from mine" :) Brendon says "she's not my girlfriend..." Kalia says "she's my fiance" ;) As Jordan heads back into the HOH Jeff says "if you start using my plate we're through!" LOL Jordan and Rachel continue talking about Cassi mostly...Rachel says she's just venting to Jordan because she's her friend...Jordan says she's nice and would hang out outside the game with her...Rachel says she's nice, everyone here is nice but she's driving her crazy because she's being weird and it's freaking her out...more game talk...Jeff walks in the room, looks at Jordan who is looking at Rachel and says "why do you have an eww face?"...Jordan says "I don't!"...Rachel starts telling Jeff what they have been talking about...Brendon comes in and they talk about how they want the comp to go, the order of how they play... Ewww face 10:01 PM Jordan and Rachel are up in the HOH room talking game, they are concerned about who Shelly is voting for... Jeff walks in and sees Jordan possibly looking worried and says "why do you have an ewww face?" Jordan says she doesn't...Jeff sits down and they all talk game together... Did you poo? 10:13 PM Jordan is still talking game with Brenchel...Jeff has been in the bathroom for quite awhile...Jordan gets up when she hears Jeff washing his hands...he says "Ello love" ♥ Jordan says "did you poo?"...Jeff says yes :) A colonic date :/ 11:35 PM - 11:37 PM Jeff is chatting with Brendon, Lawon, Cassi & Shelley...they start talking about colonoscopies and colonics...they talk about them being good for you but they are really nasty...Shelley describes the differences between the two and the procedures involved. Jeff, out of the blue, says "I'd like to do it, like maybe me and Jordan go so afterwards you could laugh about it" :/ Haha what a romantic date (match made in heaven these two lol

July 8 Jordan’s baby maker 1:00 AM - 1:06 AM Feeds come back from fish to Jeff & Jordan...Jeff is laying down on the couch, his legs on top of Jordan...they have been talking with Kalia (off camera)...Adam is milling about...Jeff and Kalia talk about conspiracy theories...Jeff loves them...Kalia says they are the "what if" game and Jeff hates that game...Jeff says "what if's" are negative, conspiracy theory is fun, the other is stupid...Kalia says Jeff is stupid. LOL Adam & someone off cam start throwing around a made up ball, Jeff tried to "Pele" it...Adam and Jordan then play catch, Jeff interrupts them...Jordan says she doesn't like Jeff (huh?)...Jeff says "what are you talking about?"...Jordan says she's just kidding...Adam, Jeff & Kalia start throwing the "ball"...Kalia throws it at Jeff's balls...Jeff says he doesn't need that...Kalia says she didn't mean it... Adam says "that's Jordan's baby maker" :) Jeff says "aww Jordan" and smiles at her...Jeff gets tricked into thinking someone entered the house, he jumps saying he was so excited, he loves surprises, he never had a surprise birthday party before, he tells Kalia his bday and then says his mind is so crazy, he thought maybe a celebrity was coming in the house, he wasn't even thinking about ED...Kalia asks Jeff about his wrist tattoo...Jeff says he did it first, then checked online to make sure it was right...Dani gets called to the DR & they discuss the ED situation, they talk about how late it is, the Bozo Buckets show, Ren & Stimpy and then the feeds go to fish for hours (re: Evel Dick) Quick butt grab 5:54 AM Jeff and Jordan leave the HOH room after long game talk...as they approach the stairs Jeff grabs Jordan's butt. :) Jeff asks "love ♥ , did you have a breakdown?"...Jordan says "I did...I think I'm about to start my period...I'm like all emotional, I was"...Jeff says he's going to brush his teeth and tells Jordan "come over here"...Jordan says she should brush hers, she puts something away in the kitchen first and feeds switch out… Jeff throws things 10:23 AM JeJo are sleeping...Dom is snoring really loudly...JeJo stir with the noise and suddenly Jeff opens the bedside table drawer and throws what sounds like a ball (but is a plastic lemon) at Dom's head. 🤣 Rachel, JeJo & a duck dream 12:10 PM - 12:14 PM Feeds switch to the candy room...Rachel is talking game with JeJo...Rachel says that one of them 5 has to win every week, she's going to fight her heart out and wants them to feel comfortable...TRIVIA...Jeff tells Rachel that not worry about it, they feel comfortable with them...they talk about Keith a little and how it's already 12pm...Rachel gets up to leave and says she's sorry, she's not going to f**k up their game by being emotional...Jordan says she was emotional too...they high five each other and she leaves. Jeff says he's so "tiedd" (meaning tired) right?...Jordan says "you know what I was dreaming about?"...Jeff says hmm...Jordan says they were at the beach and they were trying to get this duck out of the house and the duck was like...feeds switch and return to the candy room... Jeff asks Jordan what color was he (the duck)?...Jordan says an orange beak, she doesn't remember, no it was navy blue and green...Jeff says "who grabbed his beak?"...Jordan says me!...Jeff sleepily says "yeah, you did?"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jordan says Jeff was drinking a beer and didn't care, he wanted her to forget about it and she said no! this duck!, that's what she was dreaming about when Rachel came in, they were at the beach on vacation and somebody had left a duck behind...Jeff asks if another couple had left their pet duck behind? Jordan says no, not affiliated with this, they were on vacation and they left it at a beach house...Jeff says he wasn't saying that, he was saying people have ducks as pets?...Jordan says no, but you never know at the beach LOL Jeff says he's too tired for...Jordan says "stupid stories?"...Jeff says "yeah, that's great love ♥, I'm glad you got it out of that house"... feeds switch... Jordan cranky in the bathroom 12:48 PM - 1:01 PM Jordan is putting on makeup in the bathroom...Jeff is nearby laying down, he's talking to Brendon about how tired he is, they chit chat about the POV...palm trees...Lawon joins in...Brendon asks him if he's tired...Lawon was napping...Brendon says they woke up thinking it was way earlier than it was...BB tells Jordan to put on her mic...Brendon says it's for all those conversations she's having...Jordan has her bitch face on :/ ...Lawon complains about DDD's, damn diarrhea for days haha Jeff looks at Jordan and says "love ♥ , you're cranky again today, is your period coming?"...Jordan says "I think it is"...Jeff says "I don't like you"...he gets no response so he says "what are you so crank about?"...Jordan says she's just tired...feeds switch, they return just after @ 12:53pm... Jordan continues putting on makeup silently while Jeff keeps peeking looks at her...palm trees...Jordan finishes and says she has to go do laundry...Jeff says tonight?...Jordan says for them to go make something, they head to the SR...they look in the fridge and Jeff asks what she wants to eat?...Jeff asks if she wants turkey meat & vegetables or maybe pork chops...Jordan says no to the pork chops but says there are no raw vegetables...Jordan asks what they can eat with turkey meat?...Jeff says turkey LOL...they stand there staring into the fridge hoping something inspires them... They decide on sandwiches, there isn't much food...Jeff heads back to the kitchen with bread... “Ello love” 1:56 PM Jeff and Jordan are laying in bed in the candy room...other HG's are there, they're chatting about the comps...Dom starts imitating Jeff (in a Chicago accent which ends up sounding like a British accent LOL)...he says "dude, I'd go out there and be like bro, motherfu**ing Jordan, Jordan! hello love, love, Jordan, Jordan, you want a sandwich Jordan, I mean I'll get you a sandwich, you know, ELLO LOVE, ELLO LOVE!...that's my Jeff right there" :) The others all laugh and say how it's a Jersey accent...Dom says that's what Jeff says though...Jeff says that when they ask Dom if he wants to talk game he says "where's Cassi?" LOL JeJo HOH - taking a nap love? 3:04 PM - 3:23 PM Feeds switch to JeJo in the HOH room...Jordan lays down on the couch and sighs...Jeff lays down on the HOH bed...Jeff says everybody is laying in their room...Jeff knows...Jordan says she is about to start her period...Jeff says awesome...Jordan says she can feel it...Jeff listens to the HOH CD and says "Spice Girls", he knows this song...Jordan asks which one?...Jeff says it goes "la la la la" :) ...brief palm trees...Jeff says Jordan knows the next song and giggles, he says wow... Jeff says "what are you doing? taking a nap love?" ♥ Jordan says nothing, she's just laying there...Jeff says "do you wanna talk?"...Jordan says "do you want to talk?"...Jeff giggles...Jordan says "no, you wanna listen to music"...Jeff says he doesn't care, whatever she wants...Jeff starts taking game, he tells Jordan Porsche talked to her, Jordan isn't sure she trusts Kalia, she maybe opened her mouth too much...Jordan is glad they got picked for POV, she's going to try...Jeff says she should and he will too. Rachel comes in and they talk about the picking of the POV players...Rachel was stoked she picked JeJo...Jeff said he had a feeling she'd pick them...they start discussing strategy if the POV is a stay or fold game...they talk about Keith a little and then go back to talking voting scenarios and more game...Brendon then joins in...palm trees...more game talk (yawn)...Kalia joins them and they stop talking game...Jeff wonders why she's so dressed up...more game chatter… Candy room relationship talk 5:01 PM - 5:05 PM Feeds switch to the candy room...JeJo are laying in bed talking with Adam, Kalia and Dom about relationships...Jordan is rubbing Jeff's arm and saying something about giving your boyfriend the benefit of the doubt, if he's going to do it, he'll do it (cheat), then if he does it, you cut his nuts off (oh my Jordan! lol)...hard to hear what Jordan is saying but I think she's saying that she trusts Jeff, he's never given her a reason to not trust him... Jordan says she doesn't care if they're at a bar and another girl comes up to Jeff and talks to him, she starts fumbling over her words here but in essence she is saying that Jeff doesn't really do "that" but occasionally he might look, which is ok, it's not like he looks at her saying "oh look at her, she is so fine", he'll look and then look away...Jeff jokingly says if it happens (with Jordan) he'll be "wtf is going on?"...Jeff laughs...Jordan says Jeff doesn't make her feel insecure, if he did that would be a problem. Kalia says her problem in relationships is that she's not overly emotional or drama or jealous but the one thing she can't stand is blatant disrespect from another girl...Jeff says he was the total opposite, he used to be jealous...Dom says it's like when someone comes and stands right by your girl...Jeff says yeah, that's disrespectful, he'd have a problem if they were having drinks or something and some guy came up to Jordan saying "hey what's up" trying to break the ice, get the f**k outta here LOL Jordan says if a girl did that it would make her feel a little uncomfortable but she knows Jeff wouldn't be, he would just talk to her to be nice...Adam talks about a situation he and his gf were in...Dom, being a smartass, asks Jordan if Jeff going on online dating websites for men upsets her?...Jeff says "you know when people they sometimes throw around throw out their insecurities as a joke?" BURN! They laugh...Jeff says to Dom, you ever get like that? ;) Jordan says she's not gonna lie, she's been drunk and been psycho, crazy saying to Jeff "I know you were staring at her", she admits she did that at her friend's wedding, Jeff didn't talk to her for one day...Dom asks if Minka Kelly came in this house would Jeff freak out?...Jeff says free pass??...Jordan says Jeff would probably leave her for her, she's not gonna lie...Jeff keeps talking to Kalia while Jordan talks to Adam and then feeds switch... Cute bite & headrub 5:15 PM - 5:18 PM Feeds switch to the candy room...JeJo are talking to Kalia, Dom and Cassi...Jeff and Kalia are talking about Friday Night Lights...Kalia wishes she had seen the last season...Jeff says he loves it, it's so good...they talk about it being a cult favorite, they couldn't find the right slot for it...Jeff says the coach is the best actor, he buys it 100%...Kalia loves the wife...they talk about the movie of the same name and the actors in it...Cassi & Jordan are talking about country music and someone she knows in the industry...Jordan starts telling Cassi about the Carrie Underwood concert when Jeff adjusts himself so his head is in Jordan's lap but before that he bites Jordan's butt (on Cam 2) ;) ...Jordan tries to put her hoody under his head to make a pillow but Jeff whips it off and whines about it being zippers in his neck, lol...Jordan says "oh sorry" and they all giggle...Jordan starts rubbing Jeff's hair... Jordan continues telling the story of how she didn't want to miss any but Jeff was sort of dreading going to it, so he drank shots beforehand at a bar, then they got there for the last Billy Currington song...Jeff says he was pretty lit up so they had a good time, they sat real close...feeds switch

July 10 Who farted?… Jordan! 12:26AM JeJo are on the BY couches having fun convos with the others...all of a sudden Jeff says "who farted?"...a smile comes upon Jordan's face and she is busted!...Jeff looks at Jordan and says "don't lie, you fu**ing asshole"...Lawon cracks up along with Dani...Brenchel can't believe it! LOL Jeff hides his nose with his t-shirt...Jordan says I know, it stinks...they crack up! Jeff says "can we get that second camera?" (now that their convo is better)...Jordan says "I was trying to be non-chalant about it, I was like waiting"...Jeff rims his glass with his finger and mouth farts haha Jordan says everybody was talking loud so it was good for her to sneak one in...Jeff adores her! Are you mad at me?…head scratch 12:30 AM - 12:30 AM Brief cute interaction between Jeff and Jordan... Cam 3 Jordan is heard saying "are you mad at me?"... Cam 4 Jordan is seen touching Jeff's neck and saying "are you mad at me?" Jeff says "no I'm not mad at you but" ...Jeff mumbles something inaudibly and then says "whatever"... Jordan scratches Jeff's head briefly… Jeff gets closer to Jordan 1:20 AM - 1:28 AM The HG's are chatting in the purple room...Jordan is laying down on one side of the bed...Jeff returns from the bathroom and sits down on one of the chairs but he isn't close enough to Jordan so he moves the chair closer ;) As the others talk about the fortune teller Jordan tells Jeff she took her makeup off, she's tired...Jeff asks if she's sleepy?...Jordan says a little... They continue talking about scary things regarding the fortune teller...halfway through the 1:23am mark Jordan touches her foot to Jeff's :) They then laugh about Jeff throwing the plastic lemons at Dominic when he's snoring...Jeff says he has them in his drawer LOL Porsche says they started out by throwing her shoes at him...Jordan tells the story of how she tried to talk to Dom while he was sleeping and he was "who dere?"...Jordan leaves saying she's real tired, she's going to put her pj pants on... JeJo goodnight kiss and snuggle 1:56 AM - 2:14 AM Feeds switch to JeJo in the candy room...they are laying in bed ready for sleep...Porsche is talking to them about Kalia...Jordan snuggles into Jeff and Jeff touches Jordan's leg... Porsche comments on how creepy the cameras are with people wanting to watch her sleep...quiet again...Porsche asks if they got the live feeds before?...they say no only what they saw on TV...Jeff asks if she did?...Porsche says no...Jordan caresses Jeff's hand...Jeff didn't even know there were live feeds...Porsche didn't either until this, now she's curious about it though...Porsche says if she leaves early enough she'd like to see them to find out what angles they watch stuff from...Jeff says they won't show you in the shower...Porsche says they did last year with Monet who was taller, you could see her boobs, you have to put a towel on the door...Jordan says she has to make sure she does that, she's been careful she thought...Jeff too...Porsche is being paranoid, she's going to be more careful too. They get quiet again while holding hands...Jordan turns to Jeff and says "goodnight"...Jeff says "goodnight love" and they kiss... Jeff asks if Jordan is turning to her side?...Jordan mmm, mmm's and snuggles into Jeff again...(IMO I can tell this is pretty difficult for Jeff iykwim ;) )...Jordan finally turns to her side...Jeff turns as well and rubs her back a little and then snuggles into her... Jeff finally turns back to his side and gets in his sleep position… At 2:13am JeJo have one last snuggle before settling into sleep… Candy room cuteness 12:35 PM - 12:36 PM JeJo are in the candy room with other HG's...Kalia is telling them about her weird dream...Jordan pats Jeff's chest...Jeff pretends to punch Jordan and she ducks...Jordan says what if Jeff accidentally did hit her?...Jeff says "and knocked you out? I'd be eliminated"...they say Jordan would get the golden key...they clasp hands and then talk turns to the others. Jeff’s jerkoffs ;) 1:36 PM - 1:39 PM Jeff, Dani, Brenchel discuss Adam being in their group and letting him name the alliance, he would so be with them, he'd love it...Adam admits he had thought of the name Adam's Angels...Rachel says what about "Evil Empire?"...Adam likes that...Jeff says "what about Jeff's Jerkoffs?"...LOL...Adam says it depends if he's the one jerking or catching :/ Jeff says holy moly, never mind...they start thinking...Jordan joins and Jeff says "Jordan what's a good nickname?"...Jordan says "for what?"...Jeff says "for a group of people plotting together" LOL Jordan says loudly "we did this yesterday"...Dani says "why are we shouting?"...Jeff asks her "who are we screaming at?"...Jordan says "I wasn't screaming"...Jeff says it's pretty loud in the hallway... Jordan says she needs to put her bathing suit on...Jeff says he's going to leave it in their hands, it's going to be ridiculous... They decide to scatter...Jordan sits down and tells Daniele that she's so sore...alliance talk again...Dani asks "who farted?"...Jordan admits she did...Dani says "eww, it stinks" and she walks away...Jordan says she was waiting on somebody to say something...Jordan then leaves the bathroom… Quick do-si-do 1:39PM Jordan is heading towards the bedrooms to get her bathing suit...Jeff is coming back from there towards the kitchen when they meet in the hallway and interlock arms doing a little do-si-do... Towel love 5:23PM Cam 4 Very quick fb...feeds come back right before the 5:24pm mark...it's obvious Jeff has given Jordan a sweaty hug so Jeff hands her his towel to wipe off but it almost touches her toe nails that she is painting, she says "love! ♥ you got it on my feet!"...Jeff says no I didn't...Jordan wipes off the sweat and Jeff says now she smells musty...Jordan says she knows, she's going to go over there later...Jeff leaves… JeJo workout hug/kiss 6:33 - 6:56PM Jeff and Jordan work out separately...Jeff takes a break and heads over to Jordan and watches her do her abs...Jeff grabs her legs and Jordan tells him not to do that...Jeff stands over Jordan and she holds his legs...Jeff then helps Jordan work out...Jordan finishes and says "that burned Jeff"...they rest and then Jordan tells Jeff she wants to do 15 more...Jeff is impressed, she's learning well from Daniele...they start again... Jordan is spent LOL...she keeps going though...Jeff continues doing abs as well...they take another break and chat with Dani & Dom about how low on some foods the house is getting...Adam joins and they chat some more... Just after the 6:43pm mark Jeff says that he thinks he's going to cook some pork chops tonight, when no one responds he says "at least I heard that" LOL!! Jeff says "Johrrdan? you want pork chops?"...Jordan hmm's, she's mulling it over...some inaudible talk between them but it's about Jeff cooking, they share an inside joke about how Jeff is getting sick of cooking for everyone but mostly how Porsche is just waiting for Jeff to start cooking so she can get in there (to bug him)...Jeff cracks Jeff up... They say how she is waiting on Jeff to do something and then she jumps in to irritate Jeff like telling him how to fix his food...Jeff smiles and makes the shhh sign to get Jordan to quiet down because she might hear...Jordan and Dani whisper about Porsche...Jordan says she's not being herself maybe...Dani says she comes off being strange...BB calls them out for not wearing mics... Lawon joins in...Jeff is pissed that he keeps singing the Big Booty song, in the shower he was singing "Rachelll", f**k!...Jordan starts yet more ab work...Jeff watches her and says "yay, Jordan's doing them"...Jeff coaches Porsche on lunges...Jordan keeps at it but then finally stands up...Jeff lays down to do ab work...Jordan wanders over there and engages Jeff for a bit and leaves...Jordan is done, she's so sore, she's going to walk around, she sits down on the weight bench, she then gets up and her & Jeff whisper and giggle about something...Jordan reaches for Jeff and gives him a hug and kiss on the neck ♥ Jeff says he has to shave his neck hairs :P ...Jeff leaves and Jordan tells him "good luck in there" ;) Jordan & Rachel marriage talk 6:59 PM - 7:03 PM Jordan and Rachel talk boyfriends and marriage. Rachel says it's good she met Jeff...Jordan didn't expect it. Rachel says her and Brendon are getting married and Jordan and Jeff will too. Jordan says that her and Jeff don't ever talk about marriage, she would be completely shocked if Jeff proposed, it's not happening any time soon and since he never talks about it she figures he's not thinking about it, she doesn't want to rush into something and Jeff doesn't need to either if he's not (ready). Jordan says her sister would be so mad if Jordan got engaged first, she's dated her boyfriend for 5 years :/ JeJo play pool 8:50 - 9:06PM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who are playing pool...how they make playing pool cute & not boring I have no idea ;) ... Jeff asks if she's ready for some action?...Jordan is...Jeff breaks...Jeff is stripes, Jordan solids...they play...Jordan says she's bad at this...they giggle about how Jeff isn't the best either...Jordan gets one! Jeff calls her a hot shot :P ...Dom walks by surprised Jordan is playing, he likes it...Jeff suggests which ball Jordan should try to get in...Jeff's turn then Jordan gets one in...they continue playing...Jeff is getting frustrated LOL...more play...Jordan drops two of Jeff's balls LOL...they get down to last one hitting the 8 ball wins...competition is fierce :P Jordan points out the the 3 (Lawon, Cassi, Dom) at the hot tub are an alliance (smart girl!)...Jeff says yup...Jeff wins! and asks if she wants to play again?...Jordan says yeah...they play again...Jordan breaks...they play for awhile until the feeds switch out… Come here and butt pinch 11:01PM Jeff has finished up in the bathroom and is heading out, he asks if Jordan is ready?...Jordan runs to Jeff saying "come here", she actually skips LOL & entwines her arm in Jeff's...they walk out... and then she pinches his butt for good measure. :)

July 20 JeJo cute fart wrestling Part 2 12:01 - 12:02 AM Feeds come back to the HOH room...Jeff and Jordan have settled down a little after their wrestling match...Jordan says Jeff is a meanie...Jeff says he's not a meanie...Jordan says he is...Jeff says how?...Jordan says he was making fun of her face...Jeff touches Jordan's face saying he's not making fun of it, he really sees it...Jordan says something about her teeth, Jeff taps her teeth a little too hard, Jordan ow's and Jeff cracks up laughing... Jordan says "you hate me"...Jeff laughs again... Jordan says "gimme a hug"...Jeff says "come here"...Jordan says "c'mon gimme a hug...apologize"...Jeff says "for what?"...Jordan tries to hug Jeff and says "for being mean"...Jeff says he's not mean...Jeff hugs Jordan...Jordan says "tell me you love me"...Jeff sweetly says "I love you" ♥ Jordan pushes saying "tell me like you mean it"...Jeff says "I did!"...Jeff grabs Jordan's leg and Jordan says it's a hamhock....Jordan wants another hug...Jeff says "listen love, go over there, stop it, I'm all tangled up in your mic"...Jordan says "you're no fun"...Jeff says "stop making people think this is what we do in here all the time"...Kalia says she hopes it is, it's really sweet...Jordan says "no it's not"...Jeff lays there like a mummy saying "this" is what they do in there...Jordan goes to the bathroom... A minute later Jeff follows Jordan in there...unfortunately the cameras don't follow them but some audio is heard of Jeff calling her love... Big Jeff/Jeff’s period 12:08 - 12:11 AM Jeff and Jordan are in the HOH room chatting with Kalia, Porsche & Brenchel...they're talking about how old Dani, Jordan, Porsche are...Kalia is saying stuff the DR asked her, like if Dom was cute, Kalia says he looks 14, it would be totally inappropriate to say he's cute...Rachel asks if they asked about everyone?...Kalia says yeah, she wants 6 babies with Brendon ...Jeff says "what about Big Jeff?"...Kalia says please don't ever let her have kids by Jeff...Jeff asks if it's cuz of his gas? LOL Jeff says "why can't the sistas like Big Jeff?" LOL Kalia says she's sure lots of sisters like Big Jeff...Jeff says why doesn't she put the word out there for him...Kalia says because she likes his girlfriend...Jordan says "thanks Jeff"...Jeff needs sister love...Kalia says Ladies Love Cool Jeff. Kalia asks when Jeff's bday is?...Jeff says June 5th...Rachel says they should celebrate...Kalia says something to Jordan and Jordan says sorry she wasn't listening Jeff says Big Jeff to the Izzo...Jordan says Big Jeff... Jeff says "it's cuz, well you never met Eric did you?"...Jordan says "your brother?"...Jeff says Big E...Jordan says no...Jeff says his buddies from out here, one used to live out here, Big Eric, they call him Big E, then there's Big Ethan, Big Jim and now Big Donavon and when they hang out they all talk in the 3rd person...Big Jim will say, hey Big Jeff, Big Jim had too many beers, he's not going to feel good in the morning and he says Big Jeff can't even look at himself in the mirror...Jeff says that the cup is always full with Big Jeff because Big Jeff is a positive guy Jeff says that Big Jeff is always in a good mood. Kalia and Jeff talk about how much they ate today and the fact they both took a day off of working out...Jeff took a personal day off and he points to his crotch LOL Jeff says "I was flowing"... Jordan shoots him a look and Jeff says "what?"...Jeff says they gave Jeff 3 days to have a period...Jordan is confused...Jeff asks her what she thought he was talking about when he said he was flowing?...Jordan didn't know, she thought he was having spills or something...Jeff says "spills?" and he giggles... JeJo bedtime interrupted 1:32 - 1:34 AM Feeds switch to JeJo who are up in the HOH room...lights off, Jeff in bed, Jordan is up going to go to the bathroom...Jordan says that if they hadn't won, her and Jeff would be the ones being backdoored...Jeff says they'd be outside crying...Jordan says it's only been 2 weeks, it's early and she doesn't want to go home in 2 weeks...Jeff says no shit...Jordan says it's warm in there... Jeff says his throat is scratchy, he puts his sweats on and heads downstairs to get water... JeJo late night chat - game talk/DR sessions 1:37 - 1:54 AM Feeds switch from gross Brenchel to JeJo up in the HOH room...Jeff gets in bed...Jeff says he's getting super duper bored in there...Jordan says her too...Jeff wants toys...Jordan says they used to give them stuff...Jeff says it's so early and he's already peaking, he's gotta get in the groove again...Jordan says tomorrow Jeff will feel good because he slept a lot...Jeff says he hopes so because he has this tickle...Jordan says it might be because in here it's freezing...Jeff farts ...Jordan says "Jefff"...Jeff says they're not smelly but his stomach is producing some weirdness. Jordan says here goes the late night chats...Jeff says he loves them...Jordan says soon they won't be able to have them...they start talking game...Jordan says she spoke with Rachel just to make sure they were still all together and emphasized she wants to make it to at least jury and then they can go on from there but Rachel said she wants to work past that to a solid top 5...FISH...Jordan says she wanted to make sure they were on the same page, she'd be pissed if they tried to backdoor them, Rachel said she was talking to Dom a lot, Kalia and Shelly are wanting B&R out, Shelly doesn't know about Dom or Adam...Jordan goes over various scenarios for HOH and POV...Jordan says Lawon is going to try and win HOH and they think he'll put them up...Jordan is worried about this week because of them being separated...Jeff says they need to talk to Dom the dipshit...Shelly says that she wants JeJo to go far...they say Lawon is full of shit...Jeff says yeah, well, he's putting them up...they keep talking game... Jordan says she prays about it and then asks if Jeff's eyes are closed...Jeff says no, he's just thinking, he puts his hand on Jordan's back...Jordan doesn't trust Dom...Jeff says he knows...Jordan says Adam asked Jordan if they were still good, she trusts Adam over Dom...Jordan says she was talking to Dom for awhile today...Jeff seems like he saw LOL he says "yeah, about what?"...Jordan says boyfriends and girlfriends so maybe if she keeps talking to him like that, it was a good convo...Jeff doesn't seem thrilled, he says yeah but Dom's real tight with Dani...Jordan says Dani seems the type to backstab you...Jeff says later, not now...Jordan says that Kalia says said that Dani was working with Dom now and Dani got defensive about that...Jeff says it's because Dani knows if people know that then they'll be a target but really she wants to work with him so she probably said that on purpose (Jeff's onto her ) Jeff says that no one ever says Dani in any fu**ing plan so that's gotta change too when the keys go away...Jordan says people just forgot about her because she can't play. Jeff says he thinks she would choose them over B&R (wrong!)...Jordan says she likes when Jeff says "best friend" to Dani, he talks to her more, Rachel gets on Dani's nerves, they have an advantage because people will think B&R are better competitors...Jeff says when it's time, they'll rise above...Jordan says they'll do good, she feels it...Jordan got burnt...Jeff didn't really tan, he was borderline sick...they ask if that's all they got?...they talk about the remote not having batteries and then Jordan starts whispering about her DR session, she says that she didn't like that she had to say something...Jeff says if they say that Jordan doesn't have to, just be honest, they're just trying to get a story going so if you don't feel like saying it then don't...Jeff asks what she said...Jordan says she thought she sounded bitchy towards Rachel and Porsche in Cassi's goodbye...Jeff did too...FISH...Jordan says she doesn't want to look catty towards other people, remember when she was telling him...feeds switch out... JeJo late night chat - saying sorry & understanding 2:02 - 2:12 AM Feeds switch back to JeJo in the HOH room...Jeff is saying something about it being just after dinner...Jordan says "what's wrong with you, you are on your period"...Jeff says he knows...Jeff says today he ate cottage cheese and two kiwis and then he went to bed until 3...Jordan puts her hand on Jeff's chest...then he had a sprinkle of potato chips with his JG pita sandwich...Jordan says she was cutting up cucumbers for that, Jeff got her liking that...Jeff says it's good...Jordan says she was going to bring it up for Jeff because he hadn't eaten and then Jeff came down, she figured he'd be hungry...Jeff says thank you. Jeff says next time that she can open up those pita things like a pocket, not put them on top...Jordan says oh, so I did it wrong...Jeff says you cut it in half and stuff it, not put 2 pieces on top like a sandwich and if he's being picky, cut the cucumbers thinner not in big chunks, that's a little weird...Jordan giggles saying she'll let Jeff stick to the cooking...Jeff says he's helping her giving her pointers...Jordan will stick to cleaning...Jeff pokes fun that in a sandwich the meat goes in middle of the bread not stacked on top...Jordan says "stooppp, you hate me"...Jeff says "I don't"...Jordan hugs Jeff's arm...Jeff says he's been firing them out today, he's been yelling at everybody about ice cubes and cups...Jordan kisses Jeff's hand... Jordan says everyone making Shelly wash dishes in the morning is ridiculous...Jeff rants about people using so many cups a day and leaving them everywhere and not cleaning up after themselves...Jeff says whatever, he doesn't do the dishes, he just does his own, he cleans while cooking and leaves the pan for the others to clean since they eat his food, it's all about give and take...Jeff wants Jordan to listen to his complaining...Jordan is listening...Jeff wants a complaint box. Jeff farts...another Jayeffff Jordan says she was stressed out this week...Jeff says Jordan was cranky...Jeff yawns and Jordan snuggles in a bit...Jordan says "I'm sorry for being crabby"...Jeff says "I'm sorry too if I was crabby...it's just stressful in here"...Jordan is about to say she forgot how it was in there...FISH...when feeds return Jeff is saying he doesn't know why she's saying that because they are literally next to each other at least 22 of the 24 hours a day so he doesn't know what she's talking about when she says they're not talking or spending time together, what is she trying to get at? does she mean something by that?...Jordan says no, even if they are next to each other, she meant that she felt like, it's nothing big...Jeff says Jordan is making it seem like he went out with his friends all weekend and now he's back with her and not paying attention...Jordan says she honestly didn't mean it that way...Jeff says she said it 15 times so what is she getting at by saying that? what does she mean? does she want him to be with her all 24?...Jordan says she didn't say that, Idk she just felt like she didn't talk to him that much...Jeff asks if she wants to know about his daily activities?...Jordan says Jeff! she just felt like she didn't really talk to him even though she was around him, she doesn't mean it like crazy, don't worry about it, she's just felt they were around each other but didn't talk, does he agree? Jeff agrees but doesn't know how much more he can talk to her...Jordan says ok, she won't say it anymore...Jeff says he talks to Jordan 5 times as much as he even looks at somebody's face in this house...Jordan says she won't say it...Jeff says she can say it, it was obviously on her mind cuz she said it a bunch of times, he's not fighting about it...Jordan says she's not fighting about it either...Jeff says mmm kay...Jordan says she'll drop it...Jeff says mmm kay, me too...Jordan remembers one more thing and then she'll drop it...Jeff says mmm kay fire it in there. Jordan says she felt like she was aggravating Jeff since they're around each other all the time...Jeff says he's not hiding anything from her, he doesn't know what she wants him to tell her, she always "what's up" like he ran into an old buddy from college at the market and he has a story for her, nothing's up, he went from here to the kitchen and what story does she want him to tell her? he needs a break too and he likes to have quiet time too...Jordan says ok, she understands, she's used to Jeff always talking and being "on"...Jeff says there's nothing to talk, there's nothing new...Jordan understands and is not arguing with him...Jeff says he's not sure she did understand...Jordan understands him now and won't aggravate him now about it...Jeff appreciates it and says "you are the best"...Jordan says he can be a butt sometimes...Jeff knows, he is a pain in the ass often...Jordan knows, she is too...Jeff say he's worse so thank you...FISH... JeJo late night chat - game talk wind down 2:14 - 2:22 AM Feeds return to JeJo in bed talking...they're talking about being on a schedule now, it's not like they do anything on Thursdays, they're live for an hour but it's the excitement of it all... They talk about how fast the comps so by but at least it's something to do...Jordan says to say his prayers tonight for Thursday...Jeff says he says them every night...Jordan says to say them double so that everything goes to plan on Thursday ( )...they discuss the upcoming schedule...FISH...they talk about there being another twist that will change the game...Jordan says if they can just get past this week, it will be good because they're in pretty good with everyone...Jeff farts LOL Jordan says she'll be bummed (if they're separated)...Jeff and Jordan talk about scenarios, the golden keys, jury house and comps...Jordan just really wants to get through this week, she thinks Jeff will do good, he's good at comps, he'll do well and then they can see pictures of his family...Jeff mmm, hmm's...Jordan wonders if they'll put Barry and Mimmo again?...Jeff has no idea...Jeff gets up to pee… JeJo picture by the pool 1:29 AM It's HOH picture time, Jordan takes a picture of Adam and Jeff first and then Adam takes a really cute pic of Jeff and Jordan by the pool. Gorgeous! Picture Kiss 1:40 PM The HG's are taking pictures, they have a staged pillow fight, they're hitting Brendon but just as predicted Jeff gets a zipper in the face, he says he did for real, it fu**ing kills, he felt like he got stabbed...Jeff says if it was some chick she would be crying right now and someone would have been evicted LOL As the others look at the pictures they've taken Jeff says "shut up" and playfully pretends to knee Jordan in the face...Jordan gives him that look and pulls him in for a kiss. How Jeff met Jordan if not in the house 3:56 - 3:59 PM Feeds switch to the BY...Jeff is in the pool, Jordan is laying out poolside...Kalia is chatting with them...Jeff sneaks up on Jordan (not on cam) and says "you know it was me?"...Jordan says yes...Kalia says Jordan wants his hand...Jeff starts making weird vomiting noises and asks if it was good acting?...Kalia says he's such a good actor, that's why he's on BB. Jeff says watch this and he blows bubbles Kalia says they're the gassiest people she's ever met...Jeff says the last 2 days he's had a problem, the first step is admitting...Kalia says they're so gassy in this beast...Jeff sneezes...Kalia blesses him...Jeff says thanks...someone off cam says something about being good looking...Jeff says " thank you, you sexy bitch"...Kalia says she loves those sunglasses, they're Boogie Nights...Jeff says they're from that era, he likes it too Kalia asks Jeff if he had to make up a story of how he met Jordan what would it be, if it wasn't in the house, if someone said hey, how did you meet your girlfriend? Jeff says "umm, it'd probably be fall time, and I'd have a scarf on and it would maybe be, I might be in New York on some business and I was up, I happened to be up early that morning and I meant to go to one cafe but suddenly I changed my direction and went the other way and after I got my coffee, I went into the park to enjoy the crispness of the season and there was Jordan feeding the ducks" Jordan giggles...Kalia says she likes that story...Jeff says "that's the gist of it" LOL Kalia asks if Jeff was wearing a scarf?...Jeff says yeah, I like scarves...Kalia giggles...Jeff says he likes fall scarves not winter scarves, you can wear them without a jacket and people will say dude, why are you wearing that scarf and he says why not? it's fall... They talk about scarves and wearing them in LA & then a super cute moment happens next... I always love you 3:59 PM Super sweet moment caught on audio but not on camera...right after Kalia and Jeff finish talking about wearing scarves in LA...Jordan says "love you, do you love me too?"...Jeff says "I always love you too" ♥ Jordan’s baby maker song(s) 4:34 - 4:36 PM Jordan walks by the kitchen where Dom and Kalia have been talking about love songs...Dom says "Jordan, what's your baby maker song? you know what I'm talking about? like your song that's on your slow jams playist?"...Jordan says umm...Dom says "i wanna guess, I wanna guess but"...Dom says he wants to say, not knowing if this is true, but he wants to say boy band...(wrong!)...Jordan says uh uh...Dom says "no?"...Jordan says it's not country...Dom says how can country ever put you in that kind of a mood (he has a point lol)...Jordan says Keith Sweat...Dom says "ooooh, wow, good choice"...Jordan asks if they know "Nobody"...Dom says hell yeah...Kalia says omg...Dom says "that's on my playlist too" UGH Suuuurrrrrre Dom says "wow Jordan came out of nowhere with Keith Sweat, I was going to say 98 degrees or something, she pulled out Keith Sweat on us"...Kalia likes it...Jordan says she likes that song and she likes that song called Rockin' That Thang by the Dream..Dom says he just said that song! that's the jam...Jordan walks away... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMar1ifzdmk&ob=av2n https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H25KfLq-VU Lounger cuteness 6:24 - 6:26 PM Jordan is sitting on the couches in the BY with Porsche and Lawon who's on the elliptical...Jeff comes outside and Jordan says "heyyy"...Jeff is heard moaning after what seems to be him sitting down on the lounger (off camera)...Jeff says "come here" (my favorite two words from Jeff)...feeds switch to Jordan walking over to the lounger from the couch area...Jeff says "you're not gonna eat dinner?"....Jordan says "no"...as she walks by she intercepts a bean bag that was tossed...she tells them to throw one more, she'll try...Dom is heard saying "that was the worse throw of all time Jordan" but as he says this Jordan makes a quick save and Jeff says "whoa nice catch, look at you spidermonkey"...Jordan throws and it misses...Jeff says "oh c'mon, I just called you spidermonkey" LOL Jordan tries again, Jeff tells her to step into it...she misses again...Jeff asks her if she threw righty, why doesn't she use her left hand?...Jordan says when she would play...FISH ...Jordan stands near Jeff saying "what's up?"...Jeff says "nothing, I just wanted you...close to me" sweet! "so I don't get in trouble later for not talking to you"...Jordan says "oh be quiet"...Jeff says "you look nice"... Jordan sits down saying "thanks"...Jordan says Kalia is taking a nap...Jeff says "in our room?"...Jordan says yeah...they giggle...Jordan says "she's so funny"...Jeff says he spilled oil on his shorts and it didn't come out...Jordan says "you look cute" Jeff says "cute? I'm dirty love ♥ "...Jordan says "no when you have your hat and your shorts and your tank top you look cute"...Jeff puts his hat on and says "how about now?"...Jordan says "real cute" They giggle...Jordan says that she looked up and saw the camera staring at them...Jeff says "oh no" and he walks off to go workout some more...Jordan says "run"...Jordan says she loves the lounger, if she had a big backyard she'd get one… Jeff would like Jordan’s company 7:24 PM Jeff is in the kitchen chopping garlic for dinner...Jordan walks by...Jeff, in a British accent, says "Ello!"...Jordan says "hey"...Jeff asks "what are you doing?"...Jordan says going to sleep...Jeff asks again where she's going? taking a nap? does she want to keep him company while he cuts garlic? Jordan asks if he wants her to keep him company?...Jeff says "well I wouldn't have asked, if you're really tired go to sleep but if not I would like your company" Awww Jordan sits down to keep Jeff company… JeJo & Adam talk - their LD relationship 7:27 - 7:30 PM Jeff is prepping food for dinner, Jordan is sitting at the counter and Adam is hanging out with them...Jordan says Jeff should feel better because he worked out?...Jeff does feel better...Adam says today Jeff was the succcubus of Jordan (??)...Jeff says yeah, no it's back to normal...Jordan shoots Jeff a look...Jeff says "what!?...when I come visit you do you always come work out with me?"...Jordan says no, she wasn't talking about that, she thought he was talking about the....Jeff chuckles saying Jordan didn't even know what she was getting mad about...Jordan says she thought he meant a bad mood today or negative...Adam said remember yesterday he said that she sucked all the energy out of Jeff and today it was the opposite... Adam asks if Jordan doesn't come to work out when he goes to visit her?...Jeff says "no...I go by myself"...Adam says "Jordan"...Jordan says "I go sometimes"...Jeff mumbles "sometimes"...Jordan says the time Jeff was at home, she was working...Jeff says "yeah that's true"...Jordan says she had to work so he would go to the gym during the day. Adam asks how often they visit each other?...Jordan says once a month, twice a month...Jeff says twice a month at least (liar! lol)...Adam asks if they split it up?...Jordan says yeah, last time Jeff came to Charlotte so it's going to be her turn...Jeff says "that's why we wanted to do this too, so we could spend the summer together...hopefully spend the summer together"...Jordan says "yeah then after this we'll figure out what we're going to do you know?" Jeff tries to change the subject...he says "anywho...who likes Rice Krispies?"... Adam presses on and says that today is day 19 and they were together 5 days before that, so is this the longest they've been together in awhile? since the race?...Jordan says yeah it has, normally when she's gone to Chicago...Jeff interrupts saying they see each other more than once a month, twice a month, every 2 weeks (liar! lol) Jordan says this past time was the longest time, we went 3 months? (whoa!) Jeff says "what!?"...Jordan says 2 and a half months? last time was February, so March, April and Jeff came in May, it was 2 and a half months, remember they saw each other Valentine's day and then he came down because her girlfriend got married, he came to the wedding so that was the longest they had gone... Jordan says this past time Jeff got buddy passes from her dad's girlfriend so he stayed longer and then tornadoes came through and he was delayed longer, he couldn't get out because the flights were rolled over, he was having a hard time getting back home...talk changes... editorial note - Jordan was in Chicago mid March so she was wrong lol but it was 2 months they didn't see each other Pool table hug 8:56 - 8:57 PM The men are playing pool including Jeff...Jordan is standing nearby talking to Dom about her feet and how she wears out her shoes...Jeff looks over at Jordan and they smile at each other...Jordan heads over to Jeff and gives him a sweet hug and a little butt grab Jordan talks about Maggie 9:36 - 9:42 PM The HG's are in the BY talking about dogs...Jordan talks about how her friend Megan's dog had worms in his poop...they start talking about dog worms and Jeff ugh's, he's getting grossed out LOL They continue talking about their dogs and Jordan talks about her dog Maggie...as soon as she talks about Maggie's poop getting in her fur Jeff walks away saying "gross" Up here stupid 9:47 - 9:48 PM Jordan puts some popcorn in the microwave and heads up to the HOH room...off camera but on audio Jordan is heard saying "I didn't know you were up here stupid"...Dom is seen smiling at that...I think Jeff says something about where else would he be...Jordan answers "I don't know", she then says she has to pee, she asks if Jeff wants fruity snacks?...audio goes off them... Jeff always misses Jordan 10:41 - 10:42 PM Off camera audio only...Jeff has come downstairs from playing chess, he goes into the kitchen and goes outside, he's heard saying "where's Johrdan?"...he turns back and asks inside "where's Jordan?"...Jordan arrives, he asks her "were you in the DR?"...Jeff says that he was asking "where's Jordan?"...Jordan says "you missed me!"...Jeff says "always" (sounds like they hugged)

July 16 Bedtime game talk Part 1 1:21 - 1:34 AM Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan in the HOH room...Jeff is in bed...Jordan is getting ready for bed...they are talking game, how the vote went, who did the hinky votes...Jordan says they won't find out until finale, no one knows and you can't trust anybody, it's BB...Jordan says they're all going crazy trying to figure it out but she doesn't think they'd suspect Shelly...Jordan says she liked talking to Cassi but B&R are in her ear telling her not to trust her...Jeff says they need to relax...Jordan says she wants to talk to Cassi...Jeff says "so talk to her"...Jordan says she does but she feels bad because she feels two faced...Jeff says that he's told Brendon there's no need to for him to police Jordan talking to her, they're talking like friends, it's not game talk, what does it matter? the only thing talking to her can do is benefit them...Jordan says nobody likes her...Jeff says girls are very catty...Jeff says if someone is going to put him up, why not try to sway them... Jordan says that when Rachel tells her what Jeff is doing (with Cassi) she starts thinking what's Jeff doing? it drives her crazy...Jeff says "don't ugh don't listen to her"...Jeff says let Rachel worry about Brendon doing something, don't worry about him...Jordan says she knows Jeff wouldn't do anything...Jeff says "no shit I wouldn't do anything"...Jeff says to not listen to her, she's insecure...people are getting too bananas over this, they're not even through this week yet. Jordan doesn't think Dani is threatened by her...Jeff says she's worried about her though but he could say the same for her, what is she doing with Dom all the time?...they count the votes this week, 9 people vote, they need 5 votes...Jordan asks if Jeff wants the lights off?...Jeff doesn't care, he was listening to music relaxing...Jordan says she told Dom that on finale night they're going out to have fun, they'll go to Saddle Ranch and dance...Jeff says Cabo...Jordan says Cabo! margaritas. Jeff wants to turn on ESPN for a little bit...Jeff asks "where are you"...Jeff waits while Jordan preps for bed...Jeff says it's weird, it feels like he's watching tv...Jeff says that shower is so nice...Jordan looks at their picture and says aww, that's such a good picture, she loves it...Jeff says me too...Jordan says she misses her mom...Jeff says "beezay"...Jordan says she just wants to say hey, her mom would says "hey beezay, what are you doing?"...Jordan shuts off the lights and gets in bed...they talk about Peyton, how he is for sure watching...Jordan thinks Stewie got Showtime AD for them...Jeff thinks it might be on too late for them...they are sure he watches all the episodes… Bedtime game talk Part 2 1:34 - 1:45 AM Jeff and Jordan continue their bedtime talk...they talk about how Peyton will be excited to watch them...Jordan sits down in bed...Jordan says that Shelly was talking to her by the hot tub,she told Jordan that Rachel was getting on everyone's nerves and that when Brenchel are nomination there's going to be drama, Shelly swore to Jordan that she would never put up Jeff, she'd like to see them go far ...Jeff says "oh, she's so nice" Jordan says that Shelly said that no one wants to put JeJo up Jordan continues talking game to Jeff about the veto and who will use it or not...Jeff spies Cassi on the spy screen and says that she's freaking out because Dom is gone and she doesn't know who to trust...Jordan says she told Cassi she was considering putting her up...Jeff knows that but doesn't know what all the hubbub is about...Jordan says people are making it more dramatic...Jeff agrees, it's exhausting...Jordan says everybody is bored...Jeff isn't understanding...Jordan says people are jealous...Jeff says he likes it when people don't bother him LOL Jeff says all he heard today is Cassi this and that, dude relax, her and Jordan are talking, what is the big deal?...Jordan says they were talking about everything, Cassi is in some music videos, even the main girl in a Kenny Chesney video, Jordan explains a little about that...Jeff says for themselves, he thinks they're fine...Jordan thinks so...Jeff says if they can get Cassi to like them there's no harm in that...Jordan says Cassi does like them, "they" are pissed because she's talking to her...Jeff says exactly, are they pissed because they have another person, is Rachel jealous? he's not going to stop talkiing to someone that can help him, it can't hurt him...Jordan says they're saying Cassi is a liar...Jeff says if they win they can put her up, he doesn't care...Jordan says she feels bad because she feels catty, she feels like she's in the middle of both sides...Jeff says that Jordan has to tell Rachel she's not talking game to Cassi...FiSH... Jeff talks about a conversation he had with Brendon, he wants him to tone down the talking, what's the problem? they're trying to swing someone...Jordan says Brenchel want her out more, she's gorgeous ...Jeff says Cassi isn't spinning his head with game...Jordan says well, look at her...Jeff says "dude, wtf does that have to do with anything?"...Jordan says "well, Jeff it's girls, girls like, when there's a pretty girl"...Jeff says when it's half a million dollars on the line, it's a vote, what is everyone seeing? Jordan says girls are catty...Jeff says not to buy into it, he doesn't mind if she talks to Cassi...Jordan says she likes her, she's not the one that's jealous of her...Jeff says it's ok, he'll defend her, he sees green not people last time they coasted through and luckily, he doesn't know how they got through and she won, this time they're playing smart and strategic, let others get pissed and be jealous and let themselves knock each other out, he thinks they're doing good, it's only 14 days in... Jordan says she's talking and trying...Jeff says she is, they want to make friends with people...Jordan says Brenchel are kicking themselves in the butt...Jeff doesn't want to do the same thing...Jordan says she doesn't want to be seen like that, she's more like Cassi, normal and some of the things Rachel does she doesn't want people to think she's like Rachel, being mean and stuff...Jeff gets it...Jordan says she doesn't want to seem two-faced... Jeff says the five of them will talk tomorrow and tell them they need to relax with the Cassi thing, he'll tell them that if Jordan can talk to her and befriend her in case she does win next week, what is the fu**ing problem with that? because she's good looking and Rachel wants her out? that's the dumbest fu**ing thing he's ever heard...Jordan says she said people are threatened...FISH...Jordan explains that when there's girls and men...Jeff rawrs like a cat LOL...Jordan says "are you listening to me?"...Jeff laughs...Jordan explains again that women get jealous...Jeff says that's insecurity...Jordan says she's not saying her...Jeff says he knows but don't buy into that bullshit, he understands that he doesn't want to piss off their alliance but why not try to get in with her if it will prevent them from going up instead of holding a catty grudge, what harm is it doing? the only harm is if Jordan slips and says here's our alliance...Jordan says "I never said that"...feeds switch off... Bedtime stories - spider, bird, squirrel and gas station 2:13 - 2:21 AM The feeds switch back to the HOH room just before the 2:14am mark...Jeff and Jordan have finished talking game, they're laughing telling stories Jeff is saying "that thing" was huge...Jordan says it was so funny because she was driving and didn't know what it looked like and for Jeff to say "whoa that's a big spider" she thought, oh man, this must be serious...Jeff says they were so lucky the spider was right there by the door when he opened it, it could have went anywhere in the car, if it ran they would've had to take everything out of the car until they found it...Jordan giggles about how Maggie jumped out of the car and Jeff had to wrap the spider up in a towel...Jeff says he had to fire himself up cuz that thing was gross Jordan giggles about leaving the towel in the parking lot...Jeff says "yeah forget it, I didn't want to see what it looked like, I was out of there"...Jordan shudders...Jeff says he was still freaked out while driving, he told Maggie to get in the back seat, he wouldn't go back there LOL Jordan says it must've gotten in off the beach chairs...Jeff agrees... Jordan tells the story of a girl from work, who's deathly afraid of spiders, she was in the shower shampooing her hair, a spider came down from a web and when she opened her eyes, she freaked out and grabbed the shower curtain and knocked the pole (rod) down (poor girl lol) Jeff asks if he told Jordan the story of Mimmo's dad & the skunk...Jordan says yes, it was hilarious...Jeff asks if she told her about the time they called him for the bird in the basement?...Jordan says no, to tell her...Jeff says it was afer the skunk, no it was a possum...Jeff tells the story of how Mimmo called Jeff one morning before school and told him there was a bird in their basement, he had to come get it LOL they giggle...Jeff says "like I was there fu**in, whatever...exterminator"...Jeff says he walked over there and asked where it was?...Jeff says it was by the bar, it must've come in through a back window...Jeff told Mimmo to get him a towel so it would just relax...Jordan says "you and the towels" Jordan giggles...Jeff says "because I don't wanna touch shit dude" LOL! what's he gonna do? go and strangle the bird? (he wanted to) make it relaxed...Jordan is killing herself giggling... Jeff says he went to the bar, Mimmo's mom is there and Vit Tan Don is little and Mimmo is walking behind him and asked him what he was going to do?...Jeff says he would throw the towel over the bird and grab it...to clarify Jeff says that he was more freaked out about the spider than the bird LOL...Jeff explains he just wanted to throw the towel nicely over the bird so as not to scare it or knock over bottles Jeff says when he got close the bird took off to the other side of the room and Mimmo jumped back and wailed, Vit Tan Don froze and wailed too, Jeff says he almost pissed his pants because everyone's face was like this -- HA! Jeff says they acted like it was the grim reaper, it was just a bird...Jeff says then it flew into the corner of the bathroom, they all turned white and couldn't move, they were freaking out, Jeff was telling them it's a bird, why were they freaking, he finally got it in the corner of the shower, he let it free outside and Mimmo said he would never touch that thing...Jordan says she could see him going "dude, that was..." FISH... When the feeds return Jordan is very animated telling the story of when a squirrel, who apparently was being kept as a pet by Megan's family, attacked Megan, her sister Chrissy and Peyton things got a little hysterical but Megan called her mom and she saved the day the squirrel was let go...Jeff says "you can't keep wild animals"... Jordan then tells the story of when her and Megan were around 16, they went to put gas at the gas station, Megan got out and was distracted, she forgot to put the car in Park and the car, with Jordan in it, started rolling away, Megan chased after it and Jordan froze, didn't think to put the car in Park, she just laughed so hard, it was quite the scene ...Jordan asks Jeff, couldn't you see her and Megan doing that?...Jeff says he actually can...Jordan giggles and calms down, she sighs...Jeff says "whoa, you got real excited there"... Bedtime stories - pooping & farting 2:21 2:37 AM Jeff and Jordan continue talking in bed...Jordan is calming down after excitedly telling a story...Jeff gazes at Jordan ♥. Jeff is getting sleepy and asks what time it is?...Jordan doesn't know, maybe 2?...Jordan says she needs a sleeping pill, she ate a brownie...Jeff says he ate so much shit today, he needs to straighten up...they lay quietly...Jordan rubs Jeff's ear and asks if Jeff is going to bed...Jeff says "I'm just chillin love ♥ ...you got a little too crazy and I had to calm down"...Jordan asks "why because I was laughing?"...Jeff says Jordan was screaming the stories and she busted his head open lol...Jordan says "Jeffff"... Jordan complains her stomach is still hurting...Jeff says she hasn't said anything about her "thing"...Jordan says she has been taking Advil all day...Jeff says he took the last one but there's more downstairs...Jordan giggles saying thanks for letting her know... Jordan says she thinks everyone was pooped from the competition today...Jeff says he thinks everyone pooped in there today LOL they agree everyone came up to the HOH bathroom and pooped...Jordan says Brendon even took up the bible to read while pooping :/Jeff says everyone is real comfortable with them...Jordan says Lawon was blowing the toilet up...Jordan says the other day Rachel was up there shaving Brendon's head while Jordan was pooping and it was loud but Rachel said it was ok LOL Jeff says that Rachel farted in front of him & Adam and told them not to tell Brendon because she doesn't fart in front of him, Jeff says "omg, how do you not fart in front of somebody" LOL ...Jordan says "my stomach would be upset if I didn't fart around you ...they would think we're absolutely disgusting, there's days when we sit on the couch, Sundays when we eat all day"...Jeff says "I know, we are gross" Jordan says they watch movies, stay in PJ's and just stuff their face and fart all day...Jeff says it's better, he hates going on a first date and as soon as they leave you (let them rip in the car), it's the worst...Jordan says a guy she dated wouldn't talk to her after he got grossed out by her...Jeff giggles...Jordan says her mom got real mad (? at who?)...Jeff says not to do that on the first date at least, he just remembers doing that in the car once she left...Jordan tells the story of needing to fart and pee, she staying over at a guys house with a bunch of girls (nothing like "that")...Jeff jokingly calls Jordan a little whore...Jordan says shut up and continues lol, she says she knows the guy heard her noises coming from the bathroom... Jordan explains it was a Jack & Jill bathroom, basically a shared bathroom but with two sinks...Jeff asks why it's called that?...Jordan doesn't know but her mom always called it that...Jeff says he never heard of that...Jeff says Jordan's mom is like the Waterboy mom, she just makes up stuff and the kids believe it and just go along with it...Jordan says she really does think it's called Jack & Jill, people back home call it that...Jeff says it probably is called that but still, whatever Jordan's mom says they say mmm, hmm...Jordan says no, she doesn't...Jeff quotes a Waterboy movie line, "my momma says..." Jordan says no, she's not like that all the time... Jordan was right! Jordan goes back to farting stories (Oy !)...Jordan asks if Jeff's ever ripped one by accident around a girl on a date...Jeff says yeah, in college...Jordan is excited and wants Jeff to tell her ...Jeff says it was by accident, he did it but didn't mean to do it and it was too late to undo LOL he swears he didn't say one word, it was so fu**ing awkward because he knew she heard so he just kept quiet and in his head he was like OMG it's so quiet...Jordan wants more details..Jeff explains further saying he couldn't believe he did that realizing he was there with somebody, they're watching a movie and (he farted)...Jordan cracks up...Jeff says 5 seconds had gone by and it was too late to make a joke, he probably should've just admitted it...Jordan asks if the girl brought it up to him?...Jeff says no, never...Jordan is surprised by this...Jordan asks if the girl still talked to him?...Jeff says not really, they drifted...Jordan says she probably got grossed out...Jeff says probably, he remembers it being funny, he told his buddies, he can't believe he did that, has Jordan ever done that...Jordan says she farts at work all the time and they get grossed out (umm )...Jeff says farts are good for a laugh... Jordan tells the story of one of her sister's friends who got so drunk in front of a guy, she was throwing up and farting and wanting to poop and she was so embarrassed, it was funny ...Jordan says it's funny when you're in school and it's quiet and someone farts...Jeff says there was one kid in college, he'll never forget it, he was in the back of the class sleeping, it was the 2nd day of class, he farted so loud and woke himself up, it was so hilarious, everytime he saw him he'd laugh and think he was the kid who farted and woke himself up, he had to deal with that the whole semester... Jordan tries to think of another embarrassing farting story (geez!)...Jordan says she once told a guy she was dating that her stomach was upset and she had gas, he told her that if she farted he'd break up with her because you don't do that, it's unladylike and gross...Jeff says what are you going to do? when you're older you don't care, when you have to fart you have to...Jordan says if Jeff went on a date now he wouldn't be ripping them...Jeff agrees he wouldn't greet them and then fart...Jordan says nooo...Jeff says you have to get to that point soon, ykwim? he could see in high school where you pretend your gf doesn't fart for 2 years but when you're older you have to get real...Jordan asks if Jeff's dated a girl that ripped them?...Jeff says yeah, when you're in a relationship for a long time he doesn't understand how you don't, like brenchel, Rachel has to have stomach aches all the time...Jordan says that's true, she bets Rachel poops with the door shut (I am NOT going to comment on that one lol) Jordan giggles about Jeff's escaped fart story...Jeff says "that was what was good about meeting in here, cuz you get that over real quick" Jordan says she doesn't care, she likes it when guys fart, it makes her laugh...Jeff says she loves poo LOL Jordan says it's because people are embarrassed to talk about it so it's realy funny, everybody does it but you just don't talk about it...Jordan has never heard her grandma or aunt fart ever (this is normal Jordan ), they're so polite, it's almost like you want to hear them fart Jeff says next time he sees his Ma he wants her to blow one in his face LOL Jordan asks if she would do that or is she polite?...Jeff says no, she's polite, she's old school...Jordan says she's like her grandma...Jordan asks if Jeff rips them around her Ma?...Jeff says yeah, she pretends she doesn't hear them...Jordan says when Peyton does her mom yells at him...Jeff says cuz they're gross LOL Jeff starts talking about his friend Nick that has 4 brothers...FISH...and they had a small house/kitchen with a bathroom right next to the kitchen, the family would be eating dinner and there'd always be someone pooping right there Jordan cracks up...Jeff says "wow, that's family love...4 boys, they don't even care"...Jordan tells the story of how Megan was at work, in the bathroom pooping when one of the owners opened the door on her and Megan didn't even move, she was like "hey beezay"... LOL Jeff says he kind of did the same thing with Casey last time...they start reminiscing and laughing about Casey and how fun he was... Bedtime stories - scary things & expressionless kids 2:37 - 2:50 AM Jeff and Jordan continue talking in bed...Jeff asks what's up? he was wanting to go to sleep at midnight...Jordan says "tell me some stories that I don't know"...Jeff says he just did, he wants to tell quiet stories...Jordan says what ones?...Jeff says something that involves fluffy things LOL Jordan asks if he wants to draw pictures again?...Jeff doesn't...Jordan asks if Jeff's going to bed?...Jeff says no but he wants to wind down and he thinks Jordan should too...they discuss shutting the radio off and Jordan says she's keeping the one blanket because she was freezing this morning, Jeff was too... They get comfy in bed, Jeff says he drinks a lot of water in there...Jordan says she cheated today and had her Mountain Dew, it was so good...Jeff says he cheated too, he has to watch out, he's eating too much sugar and smoking fu**ing stupid cigarettes, he has to clean house tomorrow...Jordan says tomorrow will probably be lockdown...Jeff says that means they'll eat...Jordan asks what he ate?...Jeff says he ate a lot of candy which he normally doesn't eat plus the smokes plus he didn't work out, he farts Jeff says he doesn't mind having 1 or 2 when they give them liquor but during the day it's gross, what's wrong with him?...Jordan doesn't answer... Jeff asks if Jordan will tell him a quiet story?...Jordan asks if he's going to fall asleep...Jeff says maybe, hopefully...Jeff says the fish tank looks cool...Jordan says it does and the owls look scary...Jeff asks why the bathroom light doesn't go off?...Jordan says she doesn't think it ever turns off plus there's a crack in the door...Jordan says she'd be scared to sleep up there by herself...Jeff asks why?...Jordan says it's scary and dark...Jeff says cuz someone's gonna break in there, there's 800 people and cameras working and they're on a lot...Jordan says she gets scared...Jeff laughs and says "of what?"...Jordan says she doesn't know, even at home she doesn't like sleeping in the pitch dark, she has to have her tv on and have Maggie with her...Jeff asks "but what are you scared of in here, I'm saying?"...Jordan doesn't know, she's not really scared but it's just dark, she doesn't really know... Smartass Jeff says "that was a really detailed and well thought out answer"...Jordan says the BB house would be a good haunted house for Halloween, if it was decorated and they made it scary, doesn't Jeff think so?...Jeff doesn't really but to appease Jordan says "yes" ...Jordan explains how they could make it scary...Jeff says what if you were standing there and there was a...Jordan says "kid?"...Jeff says "f**k that, I'd be scared if there was a kid"...they start discussing Cassi and how she makes this scary face, it freaked Jeff out...Jordan says it's like "The Ring"?...Jeff explains how she did it and says he's going to make her do it for Jordan to see...Jordan asks what if Cassi appeared in the middle of the night in the corner of the room doing that walk?...Jeff says he didn't see the walk...Jordan tells Jeff how she was doing the walk, it scared Jordan... Jeff says if Cassi appeared in the corner and did that face he'd run out of there...Jordan says Jeff would leave her Jeff says he doesn't like it when people are possessed and shit...Jordan says that's why Paranormal Activity was scary...Jeff says he knows it was fake and he still got scared...they talk about the scary part of the movie with the basement and Jordan says she's always been scared of them...Jeff says everybody is when they're little, cuz it's cold and dark and you think it's a good place to hide...Jordan says Jeff's brothers basement is scary...Jeff says "in Naperville?" LOL! Jordan says her dad's dad had a basement and her and her brother would never go down there...Jeff says all kids are like that...Jordan tells the story of how Peyton scared Jana so much one time, she took off running and Jordan was laughing at the whole thing...Jeff says he loves scaring people, it's his favorite...Jordan asks what was the funniest story?...Jeff says there are so many...Jordan asks Jeff about the time, that she can't talk about (sequester) when Jeff popped out of the closet and scared her?...Jeff says yeah, yeah and what about when he scared Peyton after he went to bed, he shit his (pants), he got so scared...Jeff says what about when he would come over and throw dimes all over (?)...they talk about a creepy old house, Jordan asks if Jeff believes in haunted houses?...FISH... Jordan is telling the story of a house where they used to live that was haunted, people had been killed/killed themselves there. Jeff says ooh...FISH... Jeff asks Jordan what if she went into the bathroom and there was an expressionless kid in the bathtub just staring at the wall...Jordan says her heart would drop and she would freak out...Jeff says he doesn't know why little kids freak him out, not little kids, it's little kids with no expression because it's like what are you doing here little kid? LOL where's your parents and like why are you here?...Jordan giggles...Jeff says "ykwim? a burglar, fine, he's there to rob my house, I understand that but a little kid with a balloon? where'd you get that balloon, it's 3 in the morning and where do you belong? who do you belong to?...with no expression"...Jeff shudders Jeff asks if Jordan has seen The Shining? with the little kids?...Jordan says yes, with the two twin girls?...Jeff says yeah in the hallway, that movie freaks him out and that kid is possessed, it's scary, his buddy Neil, that passed away, he tells Jordan all the time he looks like Brendon, he used to do the best Jack Nicholson from that movie...feeds switch out... Scary stories wind down & love yous 2:53 - 2:51 AM The feeds switch back to Jeff and Jordan right before the 2:54am mark...they are winding down but have been still talking about scary stories...Jeff is trying to get comfy and asks "where you at over here? are you all the way on my side?"...Jordan says "you look, you got room!"...Jeff exaggerates saying he's off the bed ...Jordan who is alllllll the way on her side says "omg"...Jeff says he's saying they should move towards the middle so he won't fall, nevermind, she's good, he thinks he did sleep over there, she can come back he just had to adjust his body the other way......Jeff asks what she was saying?...Jordan doesn't know and doesn't remember...Jeff says something about Drew Barrymore and red lipstick...Jordan doesn't know but she just got scared...Jeff asks "of what?"...Jordan says "of the mask"... Jeff thought she meant right now...Jordan wraps up her mic...Jeff says the mask kind of looks like that owl in the room...Jordan says "Jeff, stop"...Jeff says "it does though right?...Jordan says "no, it doesn't, it looks nothing like it"...Jeff says it kinda does and he starts singing creepy music...Jeff then takes his finger and pokes Jordan in the ear...Jeff giggles and Jordan giggles saying stop!...Jeff laughs Jeff says he likes getting scared sometimes and telling scary stories, he says there's this thing by his house (called) "Chi Chi Pinqua"...Jordan hmm's?...Jeff giggles saying it's in the woods, it's an Indian burial (ground) and the story goes that if you go in there where he's buried, there's a saying you can read on the stone and if you're quiet you can hear the beat of an Indian drum so he brought Vit Tan Don over there one time...Jordan giggles...Jeff continues saying that it fu**ing scared the shit out of him but they always used to all go there and get freaked out, there were satan worshippers in those woods so that would be scary...Jordan says "oh that's...we have something like that at home"...Jeff says they'd always walk around those woods and freak themselves out and tell scary stories, that's fun... Jeff asks Jordan, how about Children of the Corn, has she seen that?...Jordan says yeah, that is kind of freaky cuz it's children walking through the corn...Jeff says it's fu**ed up...Jordan says they would say that saying...Jeff knows but they can't remember it...Jeff says where Burke lives it's all corn...Jordan says she's been to his house, remember?...Jeff says oh, yeah, he always wondered if he ran around the corn when he was little...Jeff asks Jordan if she lived in a farm area and saw that movie she would have to be freaked out...Jordan says oh, yeah, she wouldn't even watch it, she doesn't really watch scary movies anymore, she knows they watch Paranormal Activity but when she's by herself she won't watch, she gets scared even when she's at home by herself, she locks herself in the room with Maggie... Jeff mentions a girl in the movie and then asks if Jordan is scared yet?...Jordan says "kind of"...Jeff tells Jordan to go check the bathroom to see if there's a little kid in there Jordan says "nooo"...silence and then Jordan asks "what's up?"...Jeff says "nothing"...Jordan says she has to think about something happier before she goes to sleep...Jeff says "like what?...Goonies?" LOL Jordan snuggles into Jeff's shoulder and rubs it and then says "goodnight"...they kiss...Jeff says she can tell him stories...Jordan says no, he's sleeping, he won't respond...Jeff mumbles something...Jordan turns to her side and tells Jeff to take off his mic...Jeff asks if she thinks BB will wake them up at 8?...Jordan doesn't know...she says "goodnight, love you"...Jeff says the same and they go to sleep... Going somewhere kiss 10:36 - 10:38 AM JeJo and Rachel have been chatting...Rachel leaves the HOH room...Jordan says she's tired, she got up at 9 and took a shower… Jeff says to take a nap...Jordan asks if Jeff is getting irritated?...Jeff says no, they're just solving her problems...Jeff says he getting a little tired too, what's his answer?...Jordan says "go take a nap"...Jeff laughs...Jordan says "stop" and Jeff says "noo" in that way he does...Jeff tells Jordan to go downstairs and get his drink...Jordan says "Jeff!"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan asks "you want me to?"...Jeff says no...Jordan offers him one of her vitamin waters...Jeff says that he left some jelly beans on the counter too, he doesn't want to be "that guy"...Jeff looks at Jordan who is leaning into him and they kiss… Jeff says "oh was I going somewhere so you had to kiss me?"...Jordan says "it wasn't like it was out of your way"...Jeff gets up to head downstairs and asks if Jordan wants anything because he's going to take a nap...Jordan says no...Jeff says he'll be back and leaves… JeJo chilling - Peyton, food & feet talk 1:30 - 1:41 PM Feeds return from palm trees to Jeff and Jordan chilling in the HOH room...Jordan is sitting on the couch, Jeff is laying on the bed...Jordan is talking about Peyton and his dogsitting business...Jeff says Peyton loves it, he'd do it for free...Jordan says as long as they stack the fridge with food...Jordan says her letter never said anything about Jana...Jeff says she's probably mad about something...Jordan giggles... Jordan talks about her picture, the one of her when she was little, it was taken by her dad just as she was walking out of the bathroom, she was so mad, she gave him that look and he snapped the pic, her parents always said she was mean like that and feisty...Jeff looks over there and says "you were a little chunko" Jordan says she was, she told him she was fat...Jeff says he knows...Jordan says "you didn't believe me?"...Jeff says "seeing is believing" Jordan says she was chubby, her mom says she used to make herself mayo sandwiches...Jeff says "whoa"...Jordan says in 5th grade she grew and thinned out a little bit but when she was younger she liked to eat, she still likes to eat...Jeff says "mayonnaise sandwiches?"...Jordan says doesn't ask her why she liked them...Jeff blech's... Jeff says "how about those velvet cakeballs?"...Jordan says they're so good...Jeff says they're the best thing ever...Jordan says Fay does them the best...Jeff says she should sell them...Jordan says she'd make a lot of money, sell them around the holidays...Jordan likes the chocolate ones the best...Jeff too...Jordan says for Jeff to say he likes them and he's not a sweet person, that's big... Jeff says he loves red velvet cake, TCBY had that red velvet yogurt, he almost jumped in there, it's so much better for you than ice cream...they discuss Yoforia (?), Pinkberry & TCBY...Jeff says it's way better than ice cream if you're going to get a snackeroo ...they talk about how Peyton says TCBY...palm trees...they talk about going on a vacation...Jordan would like to go to Colorado during ski season...Jeff would like to go to Sundance, he explains what it is to Jordan, they have all the indie films, newer movies that are coming out, it's supposed to be cool, he just needs a reason to go, maybe he'll film a part for Donavon's film, it will get into the festival and he can go...they giggle... Jordan wants to go on a cruise...Jeff too...Jordan says "you now how much weight we would gain?"...Jeff knows, he says a minimum 15 lbs...Jordan has heard the buffets are amazing...Jeff says they're all day, midnight buffets and everything...Jordan says "you went on one?"...Jeff says when he was little...Jordan says she could talk to Stewie...Jeff asks "how many times did you read that letter?...are you sad already?"...Jordan says she's not sad, she doesn't know, there's nothing to do, she's just bored and thinking about things... Jordan smiles and says "you're rubbing your feet"...Jeff denies and they giggle...Jeff says "why you gotta make fun of me all the time"...Jordan denies she does that, she's looking at him and all she sees are his feet...Jeff says he doesn't know he does that, he just does it...Jordan giggles...Jeff says he has to move, he has to be doing something, he doesn't know wtf is wrong with him, it relaxes him, he likes it, she reads letters, he rubs his feet...Jordan says she knows but she can hear it, she hears it at night (she makes the sound)...Jeff says "it's like the sound of the ocean"... Jordan says it's his crusty feet rubbing up against each other...Jeff says they're soft...Jordan says Brendon's feet are gross and they start talking about his nasty feet...feeds switch out... Jordan says Jeff always has her back 3:28 - 3:51PM The feeds return from Trivia just before the 3:28pm mark...JeJo and Daniele are in the HOH room talking game...the bubblegum POV has just been played, Dom and Adam won, this is the POV competition where Rachel yelled at Jordan for not trying hard enough and not going on slop to try and win and Jeff yelled at Rachel for what she said to Jordan, Rachel then went to cry in the bushes ... Dani says everyone is super tense downstairs...Jordan says she told Jeff that if Dom wins HOH she's screwed...they go over numbers...Jeff says who knows what Adam is going to do...Dani says that she thinks Jeff has Adam...they talk about there being only more week...Jeff says he knows it's only a matter of time until they come after them, it doesn't matter...Dani thinks the likelihood of them (the Vets) getting HOH is good and then there's still the veto...Jordan asks if Rachel is still worked up?...Dani doesn't know but won't get in the middle of that...Jordan says she's not mad at all, she doesn't want people to think she doesn't care just because she didn't take slop...Dani says she thinks Rachel didn't want to be seen as the only one that didn't take it but clearly Jordan wasn't going to win... Jordan says she's not mad...Jeff comes out of the bathroom agitated, he says "I'm not mad...but I'm not mad either but keep your mouth shut"...Dani says "I know, well clearly she has a problem with that in this house"...Jeff says "no shit, wtf"...Jeff complains about Rachel, asking why she would say that in front of everybody? and what was the point of her being on slop? what was the point of Jordan being on slop if she was going to come in last?..."great Jordan you really tried hard, now eat shit for 2 weeks, that doesn't make sense, it's not logical"... Dani defends Rachel a little explaining what she may have been thinking, she did tell her to get a grip and just shut up, she's going to sink herself...Jordan says people are already getting irritated with her...Jeff says she should zip it, just be quiet, she doesn't need to be the center of attention for everything, you know?...Dani says it needs to stop, even Brendon is pissed off...Jeff says Brendon says shut up, she doesn't listen, she doesn't get it...Dani says she doesn't take a second to think, she just speaks...Jeff says "I'm not mad at her but don't say that shit in front of everybody about Jordan and expect not to get any fu**ing reprecussions", he's the one who told Jordan to not go on slop, Jordan wanted to do it, Jordan proved she would do it, he's the one that said no so say something to him and then when Rachel falls off don't scream Brendon, Brendon! even louder so he wouldn't know where he was, yeah he heard her, yeah she's cheering for her guy, everyone knows it, gets it, but my God help your team out, they're all playing for the same cause... Dani knows and noticed that too...Jeff says it's not just about winning, it's a social game too...Jordan says they're probably mad cuz they lost...Dani says she was shocked they were picked and she legit expects to win every competition she plays...Jordan says she's going to put up Shelly/Cassi as replacements, do they have the votes?...they go over the votes and agree Cassi has to go, it's the only option, Lawon would be a waste, he sucks at everything...Dani agrees, says that would be awful... Jordan hopes the next HOH is endurance...Jeff and Dani think it'll be the one after that...Jordan is worried about Dom...Dani says sometimes endurance is made for smaller people too...they go over votes again...they forget about Porsche (LOL easy to do) ...they talk about how Porsche follows Rachel around, she'll vote whichever way they want...Dani tells Jeff to work on Adam and she'll work on Dom and she'll talk to Kalia too...they talk more game strategy...Jordan says when she saw the comp she thought they'd win...Jeff did too...Dani thought Jeff had it...Jeff says he could've gone faster but no one told him where he was, when it's your ass on the line you go faster but he didn't know how he was doing...Jordan says when she saw how Jeff was doing she thought it was better than it was...Dani says you literally couldn't tell, Jeff, Brendon and Dom looked neck & neck... Dani says this is the only comp they've lost so that says something, they can't get down...Jeff says he's not down, it's just the team is starting to rattle (oh, if you only knew! )...Jeff says Rachel better not pull fast shit either, earlier than he wants...Dani says she's not that stupid...Jordan says Brendon would talk her down if so, she does whatever he says...Dani says yeah, no kidding... Jordan says "thanks for sticking up for me" Jeff doesn't move lol...Jordan says "he doesn't smile...he's always got my back" Dani says "rightfully so"...Jeff has his serious face on...Jordan says when Jeff said that to Rachel she wondered "what is Jeff yelling at her about? cuz I didn't hear it"...Jeff says she had to say that in the middle of the comp while he's trying to balance, he was pissed off, my God, he doesn't think Rachel would be happy if they won and beat them (Brenchel)...Jordan says "well it's over" LOL Apparently not because Jeff wants to rant "and then take 2 weeks of slop to stick it up your ass that she's a better competitor, that we have to deal with it every time she eats a fu**ing bowl of slop for 2 fu**ing weeks, we gotta look at her with that face and like 'I'm a better competitor, you should have did the same thing'...why would you do that to yourself?"...Dani says "more wine for us?"...Jeff says he swears to God he thought that...Jordan says she doesn't know, everything is getting so ugh...Dani says everything is so serious so soon...Jeff says it's the keys...Dani says it's the couples thing... They talk about Jeff's jaw possibly hurting, he says his gums were bleeding...Jeff says the gum balls were pretty soft...Jordan says Dom was taking 4 hops...Dani says Brendon was taking 2...Adam was well behind the other guys who were neck & neck...Jordan asks if the slop starts today?...Dani says yeah, Rachel will get over it...Jeff says she won't because it's 2 weeks, to prove a point?...Dani says if she wins HOH next week that'll shut her up...Jordan asks Dani if she thinks it's bad she didn't take slop?...Dani sees Rachel's side of it but clearly Jordan wasn't going to win so she shouldn't have reacted that way...Jeff says if he or Brendon had fallen, yes they would've taken it but not when you're that far behind... Jordan says maybe Rachel feels that's how competitors should be?...Jeff says "no, that's how idiots should be" LOL Jeff says Rachel's thinking doesn't make any sense to him, if it was spelling contest and he got another chance to spell for 2 weeks he'd be fu**ing out, whaddyamean Jeff says whatever, he's just pissed she said that, he'll get over it, he hopes she can...Dani says she will...Jeff says it's gradually getting more and more and no one is saying anything, people behind her back are saying she's driving them crazy and they hate her and he feels like he's mending all these fences and she tears them down...Dani says she said something to her the other day about how she talked to Cassi...Dani says she needs a nap...Dani says it'll work out...Jeff is quiet, Jordan is quietly biting her nails...Jordan says Dom must be on cloud nine...Dani says he is...Jeff says he would be too...Jordan says she's not mad that he won... Dani says again they'll be more wine tonight, Jeff is going to drink it straight out of the bottle in front of Rachel LOL Jeff says he's not mad, he just wants her to learn a lesson especially in front of your own team, come tell him something later, he'll take blame for it, he told Jordan not to do it...they go over the whole thought process once again, Jeff says it's wrong, they discuss what Rachel should've done...Jeff is wondering if they think he's supposed to go down there? or are they going to come up and talk in private?... Dani doesn't know, she says Brenchel were fighting amongst themselves...Jordan says maybe Brendon was telling her to be quiet, she's not mad at Rachel, she doesn't care...Jeff says it's not going to be over quickly, it'll go on for an hour, Brendon will have to take her aside cuz she'll be mad...Jordan laughs at everyone in the purple room (spy screen)...Jordan says she kind of wants to get Shelly up there and tell her what's going to happen...Jeff wants to wait...Dani agrees...Jordan feels so bad...Jeff does too because things were good, Cassi would've been swayed to come over to the vets side, now there's no way Dom is coming over...Dani is silent ...Jordan says Dom has nobody else once Cassi leaves because Dani can't play, he'll have Adam, Porsche can't play and he won't work with Lawon/Kalia, Jordan suggests Jeff cut up with him but not make it obvious...Jeff says he won't go talk to him, Dom doesn't want to talk to him, if Dom wanted to be with them he'd approach Jeff...Jeff says that Dom has to win next week too...Jordan says it was either going to be Dom or Cassi, they were the options to go...Jeff says he feels like Dom has reunited the old crew now and omg if Adam flips again...Dani says Adam hasn't shown to be that powerful and next week has to be questions right? she'd imagine...they agree... Jordan asks Jeff if maybe Dani should go down there and bring Brenchel up to talk...Jeff says yeah, do they not want to talk? what's their problem?...Jordan says they'd go down and talk but everyone is down there...Dani says she'll go down...Jordan says Dani is the mediator...Jordan says just to tell them they want to talk to them...Dani says she will...Dani sees Shelly on the spy screen, she asks if they want her to tell Shelly to head up there and talk?...they say yes...Dani leaves and Jeff and Jordan have a quick conversation about Cassi and what they're going to say to Shelly... Jordan thanks Jeff 4:42PM Jeff and Jordan continue being up in the HOH after the POV comp...Lawon has just left...Jordan gets quiet and Jeff asks her if she's thinking about Cassi?...Jordan gets a look on her face like yes and Jeff says "let's be real, we started talking to her 2 days ago"...Jordan says she doesn't want to put Shelley up either...Jeff says Shelley knows, what can they do?...Jordan says she knows she has to quit playing emotional, she doesn't like hurting people's feelings...Jeff says he's not joking, he trusts Cassi... Suddenly Jordan lifts her arms up to hug Jeff and says "thanks for sticking up for me" she hugs Jeff and Jeff gives her a kiss on the cheek. They start talking about Jordan's goodies...Jeff asks if she likes the sweet teas?...Jordan says she's never tried them, she tries it and says it tastes like used gum...Jeff says "mmm, well I like used gum" Jordan eww's. Jeff says he fu**ing hates losing...Jordan says at least he's not on slop...Jeff knows and everything did go their way for a little bit to get them out of this hole... Jeff vents about Rachel 4:44 PM Jordan goes into the bathroom to put on makeup again...she tells Jeff she feels like it's so high school and they look like the biggest losers, doesn't he feel that way?...Jeff says no, he doesn't, why?...Jordan says it feels like high school with the fighting, it's so childish, petty and immature...Jeff says sometimes when comments are made you have to check somebody no matter if you're in high school or whatever, people shouldn't say things like that, especially to their own team, especially during a competition and be rude to call you out and try to embarrass you in front of everybody...Jordan says she didn't get embarrassed...Jeff says he doesn't care, he got embarrassed, he got pissed, you don't say that type of thing to anybody let alone your teammates and then confuse other people and then keep talking, whatever, you know how I feel... Jordan tries to break the tension, she says that Jana and Peyton watching that scene would be like "he's sticking up for her baaaybee" FISH Jeff says they're going to do DR's...Jordan says that Rachel isn't going to like her not being as competitive as her...Jeff says they can't win out so they need another target in the house besides them...Jordan says that Rachel is the one that looks bad for saying stuff...Jeff says he should have bit his tongue too but he can only take so much... Tricky finger 4:46 PM JeJo continue chatting…Jeff wonders if he’s ever going to workout…Jordan says Jeff shouldn’t even change clothes because he’s going to go in the DR…Jeff walks towards Jordan showing the finger that he hurt on the gum thing…Jordan says “on what?”…Jeff says “on the gum, feel”…Jordan feels his finger and Jeff farts 😜 Jordan says “you’re gross” Jordan vents about Rachel 4:46 - 4:48 PM After the finger pulling joke, Jeff says that he did hurt his gums with the gum in the POV...Jordan asks if Jeff wants to bleach his teeth tonight?...Jeff says yeah...Jordan says she's going to just drink a glass of wine, she doesn't want to be around Rachel tonight, not because she's mad but she doesn't feel like hearing ... Jordan does a little imitation of Rachel's laugh and how she talks ...Jordan says she can't stand it...Jeff says yeah, he thinks Jordan would have bonded with Cassi...Jordan says that's because she's normal...Jordan says she's not like Rachel who doesn't like any girl being around her fiance...Jeff says "yeah that's fu**ing..." Jordan says "ridiculous"...Jeff says it's super ridiculous...Jordan says Rachel needs to check her relationship then if she's that insecure about it...Jordan says "alright no more talking like that"...Jeff says "negative"...Jordan says yeah. You wanna do it? 4:49 PM Jeff is rapping some song and then sighs and says “f*&k”…Jordan says the camera in the bathroom is gong crazy…Jeff points out some cool drawers…Jordan says the color Jeff is wearing looks good on him because of his tan and his dark hair… Jeff says “you wanna do it?”... Playful push 4:50 - 4:52 PM Jeff and Jordan continue chatting...Jordan asks if Jeff wants to make one of her burritos?...Jeff says they could...Jeff says he wears these dirty shorts all the time, he wants to work out in them...Jeff says "these fu**ing socks, they're 0 for 2 in competitions" he slams down the socks LOL Jordan laughs. Jordan starts tidying up the bed and says she can't stand a bed that's not made, it makes her feel dirty...Jeff comes up behind Jordan and pushes her on the bed LOL Jordan says last night she probably should have talked to Dom...Jeff says whatever, it is what it is...Jeff says he hates that saying because he feels like a loser saying it...Jordan asks why he said it?...Jeff asks if he's a loser?...Jordan says yes...Jeff says he is kind of because he said that...Jordan says Jeff hates "you do me I do you"...Jeff hates that one too but "it is what it is" is a cop out, why'd he just say that? he's a loser, it's not is what it is, you have to do something. Game recap 4:51 - 5:21 PM Jeff looks at the pic of Jordan and Jana and pokes fun at her funny haircut...Jordan shares the story of her mom's cousin who died in a car accident, he was a hairdresser, he's the one who cut Jana's hair, Jordan thinks she hasn't shared that story before...Jeff says whoa, a story he hasn't heard yet...they talk about Faye making velvet cake balls LOL...then they talk about the HOH slippers Jordan got being too small, she'll give them to her mom...Jeff says Jordan should ask for another pair...Jordan says she has her old BB slippers at home but thought if she won HOH she'd get new ones. Jordan sits down and they talk game for a little while. Jordan is still feeling bad about putting Cassi up, she asks Jeff if he will be up there with her when she talks to her....Jeff doesn't want to...Jordan asks him please?...Jeff coaches Jordan on what to say...Jordan doesn't know how to talk to Rachel...Jeff asks why it's ok for Rachel to talk to Porsche yet Jordan can't talk to Cassi, why? because they know ultiimately Cassi would be on their side, it doesn't matter, it's over, she can't stay, if there was a way for her to stay he would push for it, her and Dom cannot stay together...Jordan feels bad...they talk about the POV comp and how ridiculous Rachel was...Jeff doesn't want to talk about it anymore, it's just stupid. They continue talking game...Jeff says that everyone has sneaky deals...Jordan says that she's better at the social part of the game, she feels like Kalia and Shelley are with them 100%...they go over who they need to talk to...Jordan says if Porsche is in this house longer than them she'll be mad...Jeff says if they don't get to jury he'll be so fu**ing mad, it's such a struggle, the keys are killing him... Daniele comes up and says "hey guys!", she tells him that Dom wants to make a deal with them and they talk about that and game for about 15 minutes. Food love 5:21 - 5:24 PM Daniele leaves the HOH room and Jeff and Jordan start talking about what they are going to cook...Jordan is looking in the fridge...Jeff wonders about the sliders...Jordan wonders if the chicken burritos are good?...Jeff says yeah, cook one...we are subjected to hearing Jeff peeing in the bathroom ...Jeff returns talking about the deal with Dom, saying hopefully Rachel wins next week and puts him up...Jeff asks what Jordan is making?...she hands him the package and then reaches into the fridge for the chicken burrito saying "look at this love" ♥ Jeff says she can make those, he's going to make a big salad...Jordan says she'll eat that and some of his salad...Jeff says noo Jordan asks if Jeff wants some of the sliders...Jeff wants one, he wants to taste one, he wants to eat one and he starts opening the box...Jordan says "yeah well we'll have to cook it"...Jeff giggles and says yeah he knows how that works...they each decide what they want and they both leave the HOH to start cooking... Jordan is in a mood/weird night begins 8:55 - 9:02 PM Jordan is outside at the hot tub, she is in a mood, she's being anti-social with the group in general because of what happened earlier in the day with Rachel, she's avoiding talking to Cassi because she feels bad that they're putting her up/evicting her...Kalia is with Jordan, they're chatting...Jordan tells Kalia that she's going to go take a bubble bath, she asks if Kalia wants to join her?...Kalia says that she will but only if she really doesn't want to be alone...Jordan says she's bored and wants something to do...they head out and go upstairs...Jordan decides they should have her HOH wine, she asks if Kalia wants some?...of course Kalia does ...they decide to have it in the bathtub...Jordan gets the bath ready...she asks where the corkscrew is?...Kalia says it's downstairs...Kalia then admits she doesn't wash her hands everytime she uses the washroom, especially at home ...Jordan doesn't say a word...Jordan leaves to get the glasses and open the wine while Kalia goes to get her bathing suit...FISH... Cam 3/4 Jeff is in the kitchen getting some tea ready...Jordan has the wine on the counter ready to open...Jeff notices she's going to open it and tells her that BB is probably going to give them some (alcohol)...Jordan doesn't respond...Jeff goes up to Jordan and says "you wanna open that? they're probably going to give us stuff"...Jordan in her tell tale "I'm moody and being weird" stance says "well, y'all can drink the other stuff"... Jeff says "what's wrong?"...Jordan says "nothin, why?"...Jeff sees Lawon approaching with the liquor and says "oh look!...why don't you wait on that love ♥ "...Porsche agrees and suggests saving it...Jordan says "I want white, you drink that"...Jeff senses something is up but doesn't push the issue...Jordan opens her wine and goes upstairs...(a few minutes later Jeff heads up to check on Jordan) ed - I thought it was super rude of Jordan to open her wine and not offer to share it with Jeff Jordan got all weird 9:05 PM Jeff comes up to the HOH to check in on Jordan...Jordan and Kalia are preparing for a bubble bath...Jeff asks Jordan "what's up?"...Jordan says she's making her bath...Jeff asks "how come you got all weird?"...Jordan says she's just having the party up there...Jeff says "you are? what's wrong with you? you seem like you're weird"...Jordan denies it and says she just wants to have a bath up here, she doesn't want to discuss game... Jeff says "I hear ya"...Jordan says that Rachel came up there, she doesn't know, she's just uhh...Jeff says so Jordan just wants to relax, should he keep her company? he's not being mean?...Jordan says no...Jeff says "that's all I care about" aww Jordan says ok...Jeff asks if they are both getting in there?...Jeff gives them a look and says "you guys gonna kiss?" LOL Kalia says they're drinking wine...Jeff says he knows, they're stealing his wine, he's so sad, they better save him a glass for him, he'll come back up after they're done...Jordan gets in the bath and Kalia brings the bottle in there. Jeff checks in on Jordan 10:12 - 10:28 PM Jordan and Kalia are STILL in the bath...Jeff comes upstairs to check in on Jordan...Jordan has been telling Kalia about how her and Jeff got hooked up big time when they went to the Panthers game in Charlotte, they got box seats, field passes but all she cared about was seeing New Orleans...Jeff walks into the bathroom and says "what's going on?"...Jordan says "we're having a party"...Jeff says "I know"...Jordan says they saved Jeff some wine...Jeff is happy they did but didn't expect it...Kalia says she heard Jeff say to save some so they did...Jordan shows Jeff her wrinkly hands...Jeff says "you've been in here this whole time?"... Jeff asks Jordan "you feeling good?"..Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jordan says she can't be down there, it's negative town...Jeff says he understands, for her not to run her mouth because he's not there...Jordan says she's not, they're just up there, she hasn't been running her mouth about anything, they've just been talking about life...Jeff says "that's good"... Kalia says they've been talking about boyfriends...Jeff cutely says "noo"...Jeff looks at Jordan...Jordan says "yeah I told her, I was like Jeff (hand swat) I'm just kidding! I said good things! did I not say good things about him?"...Jeff says "listen"...Jordan says "I say good things about you all the time"...Jeff says for her to keep it positive because she had a little bit of wine and he doesn't want her slipping off...Jordan says "about what?"... Kalia says that they were talking about Chicago and Jeff's life there...Jeff says yeah she knows every second where he moves...Kalia says he loves her to pieces...Jeff says he hangs at his buddy's garage, it's a fun time...Kalia says she wants to meet Jeff's friends, they seem cool...Jeff says they're all the best... Jordan, who's a little tipsy, says "Jeff, wait listen"...Jeff says he is...Jordan says Jeff is the type that will call her up and she's being immature, getting mad at him on the phone and he'll say that he's been in high school relationship before, he's not doing that again and he calls her out...Kalia bitches about that too...Jordan asks Jeff "you don't think I'm still immature do you?"...Jeff says "no"...as Kalia starts to talk about 22 year old boyfriends being the worst and drama in bars, Jeff has a look on his face that shows he's not happy with the topic of this conversation (don't blame him) Jordan continues to spill saying "we don't ever fight about that stuff do we?" (drama in nightclubs)...Jeff says no, that's silliness...Jordan says they fight about stupid, corny stuff, like when they go for a long time without seeing each other they fight a lot...Kalia says LD is really hard, communication is key...Jeff says there's Skype now, it's a different world for LD...Jordan won't be quiet 🥴 she says "even when we Skype we still fight, when we haven't seen each other for a long time"...Jeff says "well guess what, people when they live together fight too" zing! Jordan says "well you know what I mean"...Jeff knows...Jordan shakes her head...Jeff says "what are you shaking your head about?"...then Jordan says something about her not cooking, Jeff cooks...they start talking about Kato Kaelin and the OJ trial and the Casey Anthony trial, they are convinced she was found guilty, little do they know she was freed this very same night. They then start talking about drinking and the BB show...Jordan asks Jeff how it is outside?...Jeff say it's fine, they're all chilling...Jeff says they were asking where Jordan was...Jordan says she's being anti-social...Kalia says she needs alone time sometimes...Jeff says he has those days for sure...Jordan says she got it all out in her DR, the poor person in the DR who had to listen to her go on and on...Jeff says he likes that girl...they talk about the DR sessions...Jeff finally leaves and Jordan asks where he's going?...Jeff says downstairs to see if he can snag one more beer...Jordan says yeah! bring it up here...Jeff never did... Jeff’s wrist tattoo story 11:30 - 11:23 PM Feeds return from fish just before the 11:21pm mark...Jeff, Adam, Dom, Lawon & Porsche are sitting outside near the hot tub area talking about tattoos...Jeff tells the story of when he got his first tattoo on his arm, he got it in Florida, the cross on it was crooked, he got it fixed but all his friends busted up laughing and Jeff thought "OMG, I got a crooked tattoo" and his buddy Joe got one that was supposed to say "Joey" but it looked like "Toey" so Jeff asked him what he was laughing at? his said Toey...it was 1am and they were in the hotel room, they hated the place and just left, they were so mad they got tattoos LOL Dom asks Jeff about the one on his wrist?...Jeff says it's strength and honor, he loves the movie Gladiator, every time before he would go to war he would say that, Jeff would always come home drunk and watch Gladiator and his buddies would be like "dude, you and that movie" LOL Dom says it's a great movie...Jeff says it's his favorite. Jeff says one day they were sitting around and he said what is cool is a wrist tattoo (before everyone had wrist tattoos), he thought a wrist tattoo is bad ass and his friends were "yeah right", they were drinking and said Jeff would never get that, it was when Jeff lived in LA, he told his friends yeah, he would, he'd get something like strength and honor...Jeff's friends said he wouldn't do it so they went back and forth and Jeff said let's go...his friend said if Jeff got one he'd pay for it, Jeff said he would fu**ing get one... Dom says it's the worst way to do it...Jeff knows, they went down on Sunset, he can't believe they gave him a tattoo because they were drunk...Jeff told them he wanted strength and honor so the girl went and got the design from the computer and showed him, it was all the way up his forearm so Jeff was like "whoa, whoa, whoa, what's up with that?"...Jeff told her he just wanted a little one so the girl came back with another design (still too big) and Jeff stopped her again, the girl was like "honestly I can't deal with this kid" Jeff was like "wtf is going on?"...another guy working there said she was a fu**ing bitch and asked him what he wanted?...Jeff said he just wanted something to cover his wrist and the guy was like ok, what's the problem? and he did it and before he knew it, it was done and his friends were laughing he actually got one, Jeff was like "omg, I can't believe I got that" LOL the guy charged him $80, he pulled the money out of his friend's wallet and said "thanks buddy!"...Jeff says he doesn't mind (it happened that way), he likes it"...Dom repeats it's the worst possible way to get a tattoo...Jeff says he knew he wanted it, he thought it was bad ass, it's good it's not something stupid, he likes it...FISH...

July 7 BB13 Starts 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM CBS Jeff & Jordan are one of the dynamic duos 10:01 PM - 10:08 PM Feeds start for the BB13 season...Jordan is in the purple room talking with a bunch of HG's, her convo is with Kalia, they're talking about doctors & specialists, how much money they make...talk turns to celebs that are hot or not...Russell Brand...Jordan says he's alright, he's nasty but sometimes he looks ok, probably not, he's not her type, if he kept his mouth shut maybe...most think not...Katy Perry, all agree she's hot...Vanessa Hudgens...Dom says she's super hot...now Dominic...a bit of both hot & not... Dani comes in and at this point they are still joking around about ED being missing, they are starting to wonder what's up...they wonder if he left?...Jordan asks if he's part of a twist? she's just joking...they wonder if he is doing his webisode thing...Jordan says maybe he's taking a really, really long cigarette break LOL Jeff and the others start piling in the purple room all wondering where ED is & if a note on the nomination chair is a clue...talk continues… Evel Dick mystery 10:16 PM - 10:21 PM Feeds switch to JeJo in the bathroom...Jordan is going to take off old nail polish...she sits down on the bed with Jeff...Jeff says "no" in the way he does, Jordan imitates him...Jordan says "don't I look tanned?"...Jeff says yeah...Jordan points out her bruises...Jeff hurts her lol...Jordan says "stop"...Jeff asks if they're from the competition?...Jordan says yes...Jordan says she's "bohhred"...Jeff is very "bohhred"...Jordan wishes they'd bring Peyton in the house...Jeff wonders how...Jordan says how Natalie had her guy come in...Jordan says it would be fun...Jeff says he thinks he's her dog in this house  ;) Jordan wishes the house had a pet...Jeff says a dog would be cool...Jordan says they had a pug one year...Jordan says she'd be BFF with the dog, she'd love it...Jordan says her nails look gross...Jeff says yuck...Jordan says "oh be quiet" Jeff wonders where ED is for real?...Jordan says who knows, maybe he's doing his show...Jeff says it's not fair then but what if it's something happened for real?...Jordan says oh, don't say that, she thinks BB would have told them something...Jeff says maybe in the morning...they discuss the ED mystery a bit more and then Jeff throws some dirty towels off to the side saying they use so many towels...Jordan says Shelley does them all...Jeff says he did the first load of towels...Jordan says "aww cutie" ♥ ...Jeff says he knows but he hasn't done one since LOL Brendon walks by and they giggle about him...Jordan says he's funny... Jeff says he's so funny, he's the one that did the note prank on the chair...Jeff laughs about how the others fell for it...Brendon walks in and Jordan compliments him on how good he did with that, he acted well...Jeff giggles...they talk about the paranoia already in the house but wonder, really, where is Dick?...Rachel walks in and asks if they want to play the spot the difference game and they decide to leave and play… HOH Cuteness 10:45 PM - 10:51 PM HG's including Jordan are up in the HOH room...Jeff goes upstairs to join them, he tells Brendon that BB took his UCLA hat...Brendon says BB let him bring his, that's stupid...Jeff goes in the room and heads to Jordan, they hold hands briefly... Jeff sits on the arm of the couch...Kalia tells Jeff they were asking what Jordan's best quality is and she didn't answer, she asks what Jeff thinks is her best quality?...Jeff says "her personality" :) Jordan says "Jeff's is his sense of humor, cuz he's funny, he always cracks jokes" :) JeJo talk some more with Kalia but it's hard to hear...the other HG's talk about playing another game...Jeff leans over the couch... More chatter about games...Jeff says he loves surprises...Jeff kneels down...hard to hear little JeJo whispery moment... Jordan pinches Jeff's cheeks... Even more chatter about games...Jeff wants to play a game where they can cool off (it's warm)...someone suggests taking showers...Jordan rubs Jeff's arm...JeJo are amused by this, cute! LOL Jordan then starts rubbing Jeff's neck...Jeff is relaxing :) The HG's finally all decide to leave the HOH room...as they leave Jeff is heard telling Jordan that she's wearing a cute outfit :) Jordan says "thanks" Must be jelly 10:51 PM - 10:52 PM As JeJo come downstairs from the HOH room, Jeff pinches Jordan's butt...Jordan ow's and Jeff pinches again and says "is that jelly? what is that? must be jam?"...Jordan holds onto Jeff's waist and says "must be jelly cause jam don't shake like that" Showtime 10:53 PM - 10:55 PM The HG's are all talking about games they want to play...Jeff is sitting on the kitchen counter...Jordan is standing and moving around, occasionally touching Jeff, seems like she wants to hug him, she pats his legs...Jeff asks when Showtime ends so they can be back to normal?...they figure it ends soon...Jordan asks Jeff if his brother got Showtime...Jeff says he doesn't think so, they might (they did!)...Jordan thinks her aunt and her brother got it... Jeff says "show your boob" LOL! Jordan says "nooo, you're crazy"  🤪 Jeff asks if her family got it?...Jordan says no, they don't even have HBO...Jeff says she should have ordered it for the summer...Jordan says Peyton would be the one staying up watching...Jeff says "all night"...Jordan makes a funny noise imitating her brother and then they disperse… Shelly and Jordan talk life after BB 11:03 PM - 11:11 PM Jordan & Shelley talk about what her/her & Jeff's life was like right after BB11, school, her winnings, the Amazing Race, possibly moving to LA, etc. It's at times hard to hear because there are other HG's having louder conversations as well... Jordan says that CBS flew them to Vegas after the show, flew them back to LA & then flew them home....she couldn't sleep when she got home because of the time change and she'd get up and ask "where's my mic?", she'd pat herself looking for it. Jordan says she missed her phone but didn't have tons of messages because people knew she was on the show last time, this time people didn't know, she was supposed to take classes with her friend Matt, she sent him a text the day she left for LA telling him she was at the airport saying she had an opportunity for the summer and wouldn't be making class but she signed up to have a back up in case she was evicted early...only two of her girlfriends knew this time... Shelly asks how fast she got her money...Jordan says her money for winning BB11 only took a couple of days to get to her, they Fed Exed it LOL The money is sent in full, BB sits you down and talks to you about it, Jordan went right away to the lady that does her taxes and she advised her on what to do. Shelly asks about their whirlwind after BB11...Jordan says that all offers went through Jeff and then Jeff would tell her, she doesn't have an agent, Jeff does, they moreso wanted Jeff for stuff and she'd tag along, for example Bonnie Hunt...2 days after BB they were invited to a CBS party and that was cool, it was fun, that's where they were asked to do TAR but they had to go through the same process as others trying out for the show, TAR casting coincides with BB ending... Jordan says she thought she wouldn't be nervous on camera for TAR since she had just been on BB but she would freeze and let Jeff do the talking and he wondered what was wrong with her? she wasn't being herself...Shelly asks about the people, are they nice? not as cutthroat as BB?...Jordan says no, not at all, they're normal LOL Shelly asks if Jeff had to quit his job?...Jordan says Jeff has known his boss since he was 18 so he lets Jeff take off whenever, he's good about it...Shelly asks if they will ever move out to LA?...Jordan says she thinks Jeff wants to but she really doesn't want to  :/ ...Shelly says she can't imagine cuz Jordan loves where she is...Lawon pipes in saying he can see it ;) ...Jordan says she'd try it to see but she feels like she'd be lonely :( Shelly says she almost lived in CA because of a job but they didn't move, the beach would've been nice...Jordan also says LA  is expensive, it would be fun if you had endless amount of money...Jeff comes by and doesn't really know what they're talking about but concurs endless amounts of money would be fun...conversation changes and they share a pickle :P What are you doing love hug and kisses 11:29 PM - 11:30 PM Jordan walks by the counter area where Jeff is talking to Adam...Jordan approaches Jeff to hug him...Jeff asks "what are you doing love?" ♥ Jordan says it's pyjama time...they continue hugging...Jeff says he put on shorts it was too hot...Jeff gives Jordan a neck kiss/bite...they then kiss  :) ...Jeff tries to rub Jordan's butt...Jordan says "Jayeff"...Jeff squeezes her in tighter and Jordan gives Jeff another cheek kiss...they let go of their hug...Jordan rubs Jeff's neck for a bit and then leaves to change… Purple room chat 11:35 PM - 11:59 PM At first JeJo are sitting apart but then they catch each other's attention @ the 11:37pm mark and Jordan moves her chair over so that she can put her legs on Jeff's lap. The HG's talk about various topics including a funny story about how Jordan tried to get Dom to stop snoring one night and how he freaked out (around 11:44pm)...Jeff recounts the story and all the HG's get a good laugh out of it...throughout Jordan and Jeff continue touching..Jordan rubs Jeff's arm...

July 11 Concern in the purple room 12:07 AM - 12:12 AM Feeds switch to JeJo who are in the purple room talking...Dom has just walked by the room and Jeff says that they gotta get him the f**k outta there...Jordan giggles...Jeff says Dom is leading the charge so if they cut the head off...Jordan says Lawon isn't with them either...Jeff knows, it's them 3, he likes the odds but hates the game, true or false, AB, Oi... Jeff says he might as well pick with his eyes closed and not even listen...Jordan giggles...Jeff says they trick him anyways by Jeff answering meatballs and them saying it's meatloaf, last year he went out on his own question....Jordan giggles...Jordan whispers that Rachel told her she believed what Porsche told her...Jeff tells Jordan that Porsche just draws hysteria by saying too much... Jeff says they're still going to be put up every single week until this couple thing is done...Jordan lays her head on Jeff's chest and says "I know" and they get pensive... Jordan turns and lays down...Jeff says what sucks is that Keith gets out and Porsche's in the jury house, it makes no sense, say next week they get Dom out, Adam's in the jury, tsk...Jeff says "it's an uphill battle for sure"...Jordan mmm, hmm's...Jordan says she wishes they could both get the key...Jeff says "that's what's shitty, they split, they split up no matter what, one of us gone, one of us jury"...Jordan says she knows...Jeff says "so if they get us now, we're not going to spend the whole summer together, you know" :( (Jeff looks so sad & worried here, made me tear up a little...) Jeff says they didn't lose anything yet, they'll get it...Jordan says her ear is hot, the earrings hurt her ear because they're fake, it's warm...Jeff asks if Jordan can get fake 14K plated ones?...Jordan says she was going to bring the ones she bought in Vancouver but didn't want them getting dirty or ruined so she brought those ones...Jeff says she needs to clean her ears...feeds switch... Rachel & JeJo game talk 12:14 AM - 12:17 AM Rachel joins Jeff and Jordan in the purple room to talk game singing "oh yeah, Jeff and Jordan" big booty style...Rachel tells tells them what's been going on with the other side of the house, she told Shelley that their deal is off because Cassi is telling people she's going to put the vets up, Shelley said that Cassi is turning on them a lot, that Shelley understands that Cassi is doing that, she noticed, they're also all trying to keep Keith in the house but the newbies don't know they don't have the votes...Rachel says she thinks Adam is playing both sides...Jeff tells her that he told Adam that himself...they decide to go talk in the HOH room instead and they head up there… Shelley wants JeJo’s autograph 1:48 AM - 1:52 AM Cassi, Shelley and Jeff are chatting in the BY...Cassi gets up to leave telling Shelley that Jeff is going to hook her up with one of his friends when they're out of there (hmm which one lol)...Shelley says when they get out JeJo are giving Josie (her daughter) an autographed picture that they are signing, she will flip out, she knows exactly who they are...Jeff says what does she mean, she can call him, she doesn't need a picture...Shelley says she would love one for her play room, it would be a big deal, she always cheered for the girls to win, she wanted Jordan to win, she's not going to believe she's in the house with Jeff and Jordan...Jeff points out she saw on Thursday...Shelley says she's probably going to be just as shocked as she was, now she knows why she was asked 40 million times who her favorite players were...Jeff says it's goofy right? Shelley says she'd go online and see them at events standing at a table signing pictures, there's a lot of those videos online...Shelley says she never thought she'd be sitting in the same place with them, she'd google "Jeff and Jordan are they still together" :/ she'd look it up and see reports of them being together...Jeff says it's goofy...Shelley says it's surreal...Jeff says they do some of that stuff so they can see each other, they try to stay out of that but if they get a free plane ride they'll take it and do a little business...feeds switch to the bathroom and then return with game talk... Jeff says it kills him that he might go home next week and someone like Porsche gets to stay because of the key, wtf, it'll kill him...Shelley says the worst thing is the newbies cannot keep their mouths shut, they talk all the time (pot meet kettle :/ ) ...Cassi comes outside and Jeff changes the subject to the Casey Anthony trial… JeJo’s worst fear 2:13 AM - 2:17 AM Shelley joins Cassi and Jeff who have been talking game in circles for a little while, they are basically BS'ing each other LOL...Jeff continues saying that with him, they're not on his radar at all, he would hope that they wouldn't repeat this information...Cassi lies saying she talks only with Shelley, she feeds Jeff more lies...Jeff says they're the couple he wants to roll with...Shelley says she doesn't want to touch them, they're neat people and that's the hardest part of the game, eventually only one person will win the game but the people you meet (is more important) eye roll...Shelley says the thing that is so cool is that JeJo are exactly in real life the way they are portrayed on TV which is very hard to do, Brenchel had a hard time in the public eye but they came out as America's couple, you're that way, you're genuine, you do the same things now as then, the same personality. Jeff says they are the same, to be honest, they came there to have fun, of course for a shot at the money, they talked before if they were going to do it, they weren't and then they were, they get to spend the summer together and have fun, honestly they're there to stick around, he's not trying to play a pity vote but he doesn't want to go up and go home and Jordan's stuck here, that's their worst fear coming into there that's why he wants to take the strong 10 or strong 8 and roll from there...Jeff then plants the seed saying "me and Jordan are not the strongest couple, let's be honest" ;) and then what happens after that, they have a fun summer and play the game the way it's meant to be played, he wants to pick off the weakest players...Cassi says it's a strange season...Jeff says it's very strange, in his season, at least you knew where you stood, if you didn't like someone that was clear, if he won he'd go after them and vice versa, he'd rather play that way than feel guilty about getting someone out...they continue talking game... Canoodling 3:02 AM - 3:04 AM Jeff finally comes to bed...Jordan asks "where have you been?"...Jeff says "canoodling", he says it's his new word...Jordan asks why he used canoodling?...Jeff doesn't know, from her...Jordan says canoodling? she doesn't use that word...Jeff says she said his legs were noodles so he got canoodling, isn't that a word? LOL ...Jordan says no...Porsche is there and says yeah it means you're like cuddling...Jeff takes off his shorts and says "you wanna canoodle?"...Jordan says "OMG you want to? I'm shocked" LOL Jeff says "what do you mean, we canoodled last night til we fell asleep"...Jordan says "we did, can you believe that?"...Jeff says Jordan started shaking and so he was alright, go to sleep...Jordan says "that's when you know you're really sleeping"...feeds switch GRR Love you want some breakfast? 11:42 AM - 11:46 AM Jeff and Jordan have finally gotten up...they wander into the kitchen and start mulling over what to eat for breakfast. Brendon is making tea and puts extra sugar in it without knowing it's already sweetened...Rachel tells him, sweet tea talk ensues...Rachel asks Jordan if she likes super sweet tea?...Jordan does, she drinks it all the time, they talk about southern sweet tea...Jordan says her dad used to make good sweet tea...Rachel says she doesn't like when it leaves a "mouthy" taste in your mouth...Jeff gets a chuckle out of that, he says "mouthy?"...Rachel tries to explain...Brendon sarcastically says they'll all expand their vocabulary being around Rachel :/ Jeff and Brendon banter about big words and waking up early...Jordan asks if she can use Rachel's bathroom?...Jeff is starting to cook...Jeff says "love ♥ , you want some breakfast?" ...Jordan walks away saying that no, she just cooked oatmeal... How would Jeff’s friends do? 12:41 PM - 12:43 PM Feeds switch to the candy room...Jeff and Jordan are talking game but it's hard to understand what they're saying...Jeff goes to leave but comes back saying something about "sneaky Mcsneakersons"...Jeff confirms with Jordan that Rachel wants Cassi gone before Dom...Jeff says to be honest he doesn't care if that happens, he's just worried about...Jordan says "us?"...Jeff giggles saying yeah...Jeff spells out the scenario of how they have to make it through next week. Jeff sneezes and Jordan says bless you...Jeff says thank you...Jeff says they haven't lost anything yet, he's being negative...Jordan says he's not...Jeff says he's already being negative and nothing has happened yet, he's already trying to fill in the holes...Jordan says that's what they used to do, you can't help it when you're in the house...Jeff says you have time to think...Jordan says there's no TV, you're constantly thinking about it what could happen...Jordan remembers her bottoms are elsewhere, she tells Jeff to go out there, she's taking too long. They leave the room...Jeff asks "how do you think Vit Tan Don would be here?"...Jordan thinks he'd do good, he's a talker...Jeff says he'd be a good social player, good at the games too, he'd be alright in there...Jordan says she thinks Mimmo would be good, her brother would do good...Jeff says Mimmo would be good but he wouldn't be able to take it...Jordan says "all this"...Jeff says he'd be a good player but honestly f**k this...Jordan says what about Andy?...palm trees… Smooth jazz returns 12:59 PM - 1:00 PM Jeff and Jordan are in the pool...a plane flies overhead...Dani, Jeff and Jordan want a scale, they like having one...not seen on camera :/ but Jeff heads towards Jordan... Jordan gave Jeff a nose enema 1:34 PM - 1:35 PM JeJo pool time...unfortunately this was slightly off camera but Jeff asks Jordan if she'll spray him?...Jordan says "my pleasure" and takes the hose...Jeff asks Jordan to spray his face...Jordan says "ready?" and sprays him but the water goes right up his nose...the HG's start laughing...Jeff says "it went up my nose!"...Jordan says he wanted her to spray his face!...Jeff says "my face!"...Jordan says she sprayed his face!...Jeff rubs his nose and eyes and says "this is war" :) Dom says his nose is part of his face...Jeff says he wanted a fun mist. Jeff says "dude that was direct hosage right there, you gave my nose an enema" LOL! JeJo lounger game talk 2:48 PM - 2:50 PM Jeff and Jordan sunbathe on the lounger in the BY and talk game and look adorably sexy doing it ;) Jordan's sun hat is awesome! They talk about how Kalia offered to put herself on the block, both think it's a great idea and Jeff likes how it will show the other side how they really don't have the power they think...Jeff sees they have to see how things work out and he's not putting any hope into what he told Cassi, he's not depending on it at all...Jordan says it's good Jeff said it...Jeff says especially if they win and Dom were to go home, she'd have nowhere to go...Jordan says she wouldn't have a choice but she doesn't trust her, neither does Jeff and that's what he told her, he wanted to get the people he wants to roll with before anything happens because it's easy to come to the other side once you don't have the numbers. Jeff asks "do we talk loud?"...Jordan says "why are people looking? she doesn't think they are...Jeff says he's a loud talker...Jordan says he whispers loud...palm trees... Vacation plans if they win 2:53 PM - 2:55 PM Feeds come back to Jeff and Jordan on the lounger...Jordan says "ok I'll pay for a couple of your friends"...Jeff says "no"...Jordan says "ok, like a cruise and we can do a package deal"...Jeff says "yeah"... Jordan says "and then you just go with all your guy friends and y'all can do whatever you want and then, you'll go for a week, I'll give you two weeks break so you can recuperate and then we'll go somewhere for a week cool"...Jeff says "it sounds yummy"...Jordan says "like where?"...Jeff says Turks & Caicos...Jordan says "oooh yeah we'll do that"...Jeff says "or Europe"...Jordan says she'd do Europe...Jeff says "me too, I love Europe"...Jordan says she wouldn't mind actually going to see the Eiffel Tower, where is he talking about?...Jeff says he likes to travel, taking the trains, she might not like that, she'd rather stay in one place in a hotel...Jordan says she'd do whatever...Jeff says they could go to France, the best is the south of France but it's really expensive...Jordan says "if I won, what does it matter?" she giggles... Jeff says they can go to St. Tropez...Jordan says they can go and splurge...Jeff says it's sick...Jordan says she's heard of that, what's there?...Jeff says it's on the beach, like the French Riviera...Jordan says "let's go there"...Jeff says it's awesome...Jeff starts talking to the others about his laundry and gets up to go check it out... Kitchen hug & butt grab 3:21 PM Jeff is cooking dinner and standing waiting...Jordan walks into the kitchen area, goes up to Jeff and gives him a big hug and squeeze... and grabs his butt for good measure :) Jeff feeds Jordan 3:24 PM Jeff is getting his plate of food ready...Jordan wanders into the kitchen...Jeff asks where she's going?...Jordan asks Jeff what he's eating?...he explains while Jordan just looks at his food...Jeff says "you want some?" and he feeds her a little bit to try… Jeff makes fun of Brendon’s toe 4:44 PM - 4:50 PM Jeff is up in the HOH with Dani & Brenchel...Jeff notices Brendon's ugly big toe and can't help but make fun of it...he says "eww how about that toe?"...Brendon says that Rachel loves it...Jeff says "why would you even say that?" LOL! Jeff points out it's all black...Brendon says it's from the sandals...Jeff says what's up with that ball over there, when you climb the mountain and slide down it...Brendon doesn't get it...Jeff says dude what are you talking about? your thumb on your toes...they laugh...Brendon admits his brother used to call him "thumb toes"...Jeff cracks up! and says it's bringing up sensitive memories...Rachel says oh wait, if they reproduce their children will have toes like that? :/ Jeff says "like Schmegal, he looks like a Hobbit" :D Brendon says he can hang from trees though...Dani says hopefully that's an HOH competition haha Jeff says "are you going to rub those dogs?"...Dani says she has been...Rachel says he makes her...Jeff says "omg, are you going to make me rub your feet? she reminds him" LOL Brendon says now Rachel's all embarrassed but was into it a minute ago...Jeff says "did you ever suck a toe?" (omg Jeff kills me!)...they all ewww...Jeff points at Rachel and says "liar, I call bullshit" Rachel swears no...Brendon syrupy sweetly asks Rachel "you would never suck my toe?"...Rachel shakes her head...Dani says don't you love him?...Jeff says if she did she would...Rachel says "does Jordan suck your toes?"...Jeff mmm, hmm's :/ Rachel says "no she doesn't"...Jeff says "see, so we love each other more than youuuu!" Brenchel says "oooohhhhh" LOL Dani says "competition"...Brenchel says let's prove it...Jeff says what would prove it, the big toe in the mouth would seal the deal, he would be willing to go for a middle toe...Dani feels like this might be a drinking game...Rachel says she'd have to be really drunk...they say "so one glass?" ;) Rachel says she'd have to soak it in alcohol...Brendon says he'd stomp grapes and then she could suck it...talk turns to turtles and then Jordan walks in...Rachel says "have you ever sucked Jeff's toes?"...Jordan says "nooo"...Jeff says they're trying to get those dogs in Rachel's mouth...Jordan is like ummm LOL Brenchel banter about who is going to suck who's toe first and then Jordan says Rachel should, he's your fiancee ;) Rachel says who's side is Jordan on?...they chant "suck toe, suck toe!"...Jordan says to kiss it...Rachel says no and finally they change the subject... JeJo story time in the HOH Part 1 4:50 PM - 4:55 PM JeJo, Brenchel and Dani continuing chatting in HOH room...the toe sucking convo has just died down...Jeff and Dani say they're sleepy...Jordan says she's not working out tonight, she's "tar'd"...Jeff is "tar'd" too...Jordan giggles... Jordan doesn't feel like it...Rachel says she's ready too...Jeff says he has his workout outfit, it's a shame the doors aren't open or he'd be on there...Rachel says "the elliptical?"...they joke around about the fact no one is going on the elliptical...Jordan says she keeps eating today...Jeff wonders what to make for dinner...Brendon asks Dani where she lives in Hunnington?...Dani doesn't want to say on the feeds for fear of stalkers...they joke around about that... Jordan brings up some game talk after asking if anyone can hear but Jeff tells her it's better to hold off, he asks her instead if anyone sucked her toes? :P Jordan says yes but then says she's just kidding but there was a guy in her middle school class that had an obsession with feet, he'd stare at girl's feet, not just hers and wanted to rub them, she thought he was a weirdo... Talk then turns to sticking toes up people's butts :/ LOL which leads to Jordan asking Brendon what kind of bachelor party he's having, where is he going...Jeff says "and can I come?"...Jordan asks again where he's going? Vegas?...Brendon says Thailand, you get more for your money there :/ Jeff says you get anything you want...Dani wants to go there, it's her #1 place she wants to go... Jordan has been rubbing Jeff's foot while Brenchel & Rachel chat...Jeff wants her to keep going whenever she pauses...Jordan asks Jeff why does she always have to rub him? why can't she get rubbed?...Jeff lies LOL saying "you get it"...Jordan says "when? tell me when?"...Jeff starts making an excuse...Jordan says she never gets anything... Talk goes back to the bachelor party...Rachel suggests Jeff planning it...Jordan says if Jeff goes all Brendon would be is drunk the whole time and he wouldn't remember anything...Brendon says it sounds good!...Dani says now she knows she's going :/ Jeff says it sounds like a terrible time...Jordan says that she would ask how last night went and Jeff would say "oh man, I DIED last night!", that's what Jeff always says...then he'll say he was "out drinking...me & Barry" and he'll go on about it... Jeff says "it always ends up the same, I'm on top of a chair singing something" 😜 Jordan explains the story...he was on top of a chair and fell off of it and cut his lip right there and he was at his house...Jeff says he was singing Jason Mraz and he was on top of this chair like a bozo and he fell off and hit this bar at his buddie's garage and it went vroom, he bit through his lip, he got a chipped tooth and he called Jordan "hi..." Jordan says she was in town, she was tired and didn't want to go, Jeff insisted she go but she didn't want to, he didn't want to leave her by herself but she insisted that she was tired and didn't care, she didn't want to go...Jeff says "so I kicked it up a notch" :P Jordan continues saying that Jeff went, she had gone with him a couple of days and she didn't want to sit there with a bunch of guys in a garage and umm, so, umm...Jeff giggles and says "so I fell and cut my lip, wtf? this isn't the constitution" LOL! Jordan says she's not done, so then Jeff gets back and she was like yuk, his lip was, there was a flap...Jeff says "I bit through it but I finished the song" yeah!...Jordan says he put alcohol on it...Brendon says another beer would have made it feel all better...Jeff agrees, he says that's how he rolls… JeJo story time in the HOH Part 2 4:55 PM - 5:03 PM JeJo, Brenchel & Dani continue chatting in the HOH room...Brendon makes reference to the movie Stepbrothers says that he and Jeff are brothers, they're going to lots of stupid things together...Jeff says late night pitch & putt, throw stuff of the bridge...they laugh...Brendon says "let's go cow tipping"... Jordan talks about a bachelorette party she went to, a guy picked up all 12 girls in a bus, took them to eat, they went to a bar called Fish in Charleston, they partied with a group of guys there for a bachelor party, they went to some other bars, the guy picked them all up, it was perfect, they all split the cost, it wasn't expensive, the guy was a DJ and he'd play good music, they were acting crazy, it was fun, it was a party bus... Brendon talks about a guy named Garrity that ran Reality Rally with them, he has a party bus called camopartybus.com down in San Diego...Jordan says it's fun to go on one...Rachel says she'd like to go on a cruise for her bachelorette party, they agree that would be cool...Jordan asks Jeff if when they went to see Tony's fight wasn't it a school bus they were on?...Jeff says yeah, they just rent those out...Jordan says a friend of Jeff's had a beer bong, she only did half of one LOL Rachel asks Jordan about her prom?...they talk about that for a bit...Jeff and Brendon start yawning LOL They talk about high school and drinking...Dani says she never drank in high school, she was focused on school...Rachel talks about prom again :/ Brendon tries to change the subject...they talk about it being 5pm...Rachel asks Jordan about a certain bar in Charlotte, meanwhile Jeff & Dani talk about taking a nap...Jeff asks Jordan "love ♥? you wanna take a nap?"...Jordan doesn't hear...Jeff and Dani want a nap party... Jordan asks Jeff if he doesn't remember that bar they're talking about? they went there for Dean's 40th birthday after Brooke's wedding...Jeff says "yeah! I love that place"...Jordan says it's where Brenchel went...Dani & Brendon leave...Rachel says that place is fun...Jeff says he liked it, it's cool...Jordan says it's better when it's packed...Rachel says people were taking pics of them with camera phones...Jeff says "not one person noticed us in there, it was awesome" ;) Jordan giggles...Jeff says that's normal, like every other day...Jeff says he doesn't understand why Brenchel get noticed way more than they do...Rachel says it's because she has red hair...Jordan laughs...Jeff says "nobody fu**in cares about us" 😟(not true!).... Rachel says people hate them...Jordan says "no, they don't"...Rachel says people think she'll yell at them...Jeff says "maybe we look like everyday Joes"...Jordan says she does...Rachel turns talk back to the bar, she wanted to buy the whole bottle of Patron and at first they said no but she talked to the manager and they did, her friends didn't think that was possible there LOL Jordan says it's a laid back place...Jeff liked it...Jordan says the closest bar to her house is Hickory Tavern, normally they go there...they talk about a place called Cans that closed...Jordan starts telling the story of going there and falling down the steps backwards, Jeff's heard the story ten times...palm trees...story over :/ Jordan talks about some bars that opened while she was on BB11...more bar and club talk around Charlotte...Brendon returns, by this time Jeff has dozed off...palm trees, when feeds return feeds have switched out.. Jealousy talk & Flirting 8:05 - 8:17 PM Jordan, Adam, Brendon & Shelley are at the BY couches talking...they are saying that Jordan is the nicest person, doesn't have a mean bone in her body...Jordan says she can be mean...Shelley doesn't believe it...Jordan says to ask Jeff...Shelley asks "do you guys fight ever?"...Jordan says yeah, all the time, it's about stupid stuff...Shelley asks if they get over it quick?...Jordan says she's stubborn...Brendon asks when was the last time she had to be mean to another girl? where she stepped it up?...Shelley asks if girls flirt with Jeff where she's about ready to knock them out?...Jordan umm's...Shelley says that's where she draws the line. Jordan says she doesn't think a girl has ever gone up to Jeff, she says one time there was somebody that was flirting but she doesn't ever say anything, she's like whatever...Shelley says she hates girls that are disrespectful...Brendon agrees...Jordan says if someone came up to them and sat next to him and tried she might not say anything but if she had drinks in her she would, she doesn't know what she would do because it's not like that situation has happened before, she would be pissed if Jeff was flirting back but he wouldn't do that. Jordan tells a story about going to this event/street party in Charlotte with her mom and Jeff, they went to the one that is for the older crowd, this guy comes up to them, her mom and her were sitting and talking on the same side of the booth, Jeff was on the other side watching the game intently so this guy just comes up to her mom and sits beside her waving his business card and she was thinking where did this guy just come from?...Jordan explains how her mom looks, she's really pretty and is 51 but gets hit on by younger men and she scolds her saying they're too young for her but she likes the attention...just as Jeff walks outside Jordan tells them that Jeff threw the guy's card and told him to get the f**k outta there, the guy told Jeff if he did it one more time he'd hit in the face, then he left. Brendon says "douchebag central?"...Jeff says douchebag central, the guy was like (putting his arm around her) "what's up sweetie"... Jordan and her mom were in a serious conversation, he was watching the Bulls losing and he was already pissed so when the guy did that he fired the card across the room and the guy said he would fu**ing kill him and Jeff says he was ready to backhand him, the guy even threatened to get his boys...Jordan says that Jeff calls her "Miss Jackie" and he apologized to her for doing that...Jeff says he was Bozo the clown. Jordan tries to get back to telling Jeff what they were originally talking about, girls flirting with Jeff...Jeff goes back to the bozo story LOL Jordan prompts Shelley to tell a story about jealousy, she tells one about something that happened at her wedding...they talk about that...Shelley says she's a jealous person, she knows her hubby is a butt guy and she knows he looks, she catches him all the time...Jeff and Brendon share their tactics at not being caught looking LOL Jeff says it's not always intentional, he tells Jordan "like you never check out a guy that walks in a bar"...Jordan says "of course I do"...Jeff says "whore" 😜 Shelley says it's worse when they're around their friends...Jordan says people text her at work and her friends ask how can she do the long distance, how does she know he's not doing anything, she says she gives him the benefit of the doubt, if he's going to do it, he's going to do it and she'll find out about it eventually...Jeff says "tell them what my weekends consist of"...Jordan says he's definitely not doing anything ;) Jordan says that one time he didn't call her, when Jeff was out in LA, she only talked to him at 4 her time and then he didn't call all night, only the next day and she was yelling at him on the phone and Jeff was rude about it but he had been drinking with the boys all night and was hungover but she was going 90 miles a minute, she got off the phone and she was pissed at him all day but that was the only time. Brendon says he doesn't like to go out anymore, just stay in and drink beers...Jeff mentions going to his buddy's restaurant and another bar nearby, he doesn't go downtown...Shelley say she hates girls that go after married men...Brendon says girls are scandalous :/ Jordan says when alcohol is involved it's worse...they continue talking about relationships and cheaters (and I'm done listening to it! it makes my head spin lol) When did Jordan fall for Jeff? 8:36 PM - 8:38 PM Rachel is on the elliptical...Brendon and Jordan are sitting on the couches...Brendon says "when did you know that you really fell for Jeff?"...Jordan umm's...pause...Rachel says "I knew I fell for Brendon 100% in the jury house...after the show when there were no cameras on us", she says that she fell in love with him in the house but 100% soulmate, forever love in the jury house. Jordan says "uhh, I think it was way after the show cuz I guess I had to feel and see if he was like the same uhh, after, I really don't know when cuz we're just like always together" (you are together all the time? hmm I call bs on this whole statement...) then Jordan says "I mean, we'd have to live together in the same state eventually just to figure out if we can work out, you know?"...Brendon says yeah...she continues saying "and then that way it would be better knowing cuz I mean the long distance thing we both know we can't keep doing that forever"...Brendon says it's just hard...Jordan says that after here, after this, they're going to figure it out...Rachel says "after this summer?"...Jordan says after BB, they have to. Rachel asks when Brendon fell for her 100%...Brendon says he's the same as Rachel, he fell in love in the house...Jordan says she really liked Jeff in the house but wasn't in love with him...Brendon says in the house you're so nervous to fall for somebody in case they are playing you...Jordan says she cared for Jeff and really liked him but she wasn't all like "I love you" in the house...Brendon says he was still scared, you have so many doubts about everything...Rachel says the jury house sealed it for them, they did romantic things and it was special...Jordan says they're all romantic people and all mushy mushy...Rachel loves it...Brendon says he's always been romantic… Jeff’s eviction drinking 9:19 PM - 9:21 PM Jordan is out in the BY with Shelley and Cassi, they're talking about drinking...Jordan tells the story of how when Jeff was evicted, BB gave them a whole bottle of wine, she drank the whole bottle, she was drunk...Cassi asks if she was sad?...Jordan says well yeah, he was like her buddy in there (huh? still 2 years later she can't admit that he was more to her than that? OY!) Jordan says she was laying in the DR talking just to talk, she was bored out of her mind, she fell fast asleep and had the worst headache the next day. Jeff comes out and Jordan tells him she told them she drank a whole bottle of wine when he was evicted...Jeff says so did he when he was evicted...Brendon says did you? they just gave him a glass...Jeff says it was from his HOH room, he got smashed, he was out there by himself fighting back tears (you weren't alone Jeff ;) )...Jordan says oh yeah, I remember that...Cassi asks if he was still in the house?...Jeff says yeah, he lost the competition and knew he was gone so he pounded it... Hey love… 9:21 PM Jeff and Jordan are chatting with the other HG's...Jordan decides to get up to get a hair clip...as she leaves Jeff hands Jordan a glass and asks "hey love bring this inside will you" I know my love 9:35 PM Jeff, Jordan and Adam are sitting outside talking about what they had for dinner...Adam asks Jordan how her dinner was?...Jordan says it was good, she fixed a salad...Adam asks if she didn't eat what Jeff made...Jeff says he knows what she wanted...Adam says he should have bet on her eating a pizza and a salad meaning she eats it all the time...Jeff says "I know my love" ♥ aww Cute slippers & cute Jordan 9:35 PM Jeff has just told Adam that he knows his love and he looks at her... Adam asks Jordan if she's playing the drinking game tonight...Jordan doesn't commit...Jeff says that Jordan, he can tell she's near her little friend coming to town...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says he can just tell, all day she's been kinda groggy...Jordan says she needs new slippers, she's had them since she was 18...Jeff says win HOH this week...Jordan says no, she wants slippers like these while Jeff whispers that he'll get them for her...Jeff says "they're cute"...Jeff then says "you look cute tonight"...Jordan says "I do? thanks"...Jeff says he likes it...Jordan says "my hair?"...Jeff says her outfit, it's nice to play someone a compliment...Adam knows… Jeff’s face mask 9:51 PM - 9:53 PM Jeff is outside chatting with Brendon, Cassi and Shelley...Lawon comes outside with his face mask on...Jeff tells the story of how Jordan left her face mask at his place after she visited him one time, it felt real good, it's one of those ones that peel off and Jordan called him one time, he had it on and she asked him what he was doing and he said "nothing" LOL They all laugh...Jeff says then the mask ran out and he couldn't go buy it so Jordan came into town so he told her to go buy bottles of that face stuff...more lol's...Jeff says he couldn't just go buy it, when he went to buy some cologne he almost bought some...Jeff says he thinks he really enjoys that type the most... Jeff’s big booty proposal 10:24 PM - 10:26 PM Jeff and Jordan are playing big booty along with the whole house...Jeff messes up so he is punished with having to do various things...first is kiss a HG on the memory wall, he kisses Brendon, then he booty shakes to the camera, then he hugs Adam, he licks a spoon near Jordan's face, gives Lawon a lap dance...Jeff says "that one's gonna be on the internet soon" LOL Then he has to propose to Jordan...hmm :/ Jeff gets down on one knee...Jordan wipes the sweat away from her hand and gives it to Jeff saying "omg people"...Jeff sweetly says "will you marry me?"... the crowd aww's...he kisses her hand :) everyone gets excited...Jordan never gives Jeff an answer ;) ...Jeff then chugs a glass of water very slowly and he says that he got choked up from the proposal LOL