August 12
Jeff says to not take it out on him
12:03-12:08pm
Jeff & Michele are chilling in the GR...Jordan comes in, sits down and Michele asks her if she had a good chat?...Jordan says yeah but she'll tell her about it later...Jordan lays down and says it's so cold outside...Jeff asks her if she was just outside?...Jordan says no, she was inside...
Jeff notices the tone in her voice, looks up at her and says "what are you getting crabby about?"
Jordan says she wasn't being crabby...Jeff says "yeah, you were...about your nails too...you're crabby because you had to go talk...don't take it out on me"...he looks at Jordan again for a few seconds until she half smiles...
Jeff sighs and says ohhh, f**k...they are quiet...Michele awkwardly asks should she leave?...Jordan says "no, I'm sorry I'm just thinking"...Jeff says he just isn't talking...Jeff says he & Michele were just talking...Jordan again says she was just thinking about what Michele said...Jeff says what?...Michele goes to close the door to talk game...
Jeff asks Jordan what she was thinking about? Jordan says just everything...trying to figure it out...Jeff says what? Michele says there is not much to figure out, it's the wizard power thing, she won't abandon them, she wants to fight for HOH, they are going to win HOH...the three of them start discussing the vote on Thursday...
SS room to BY talk - Part 1
1:45-2:12am
The feeds return with Jeff and Jordan laying in bed in the SS room...Jordan tells Jeff he can have her popular shirt (what they'll leave each other)...Jeff says he doesn't want anything...Jordan is surprised...Jeff says he'll worry about it later, they're not getting evicted...Jordan says it puts her in a bad mood thinking about it, it makes her cranky...Jordan says the cockiness about it (?)...Jeff says the swagger?...Jordan says yeah...
Jordan asks if it's bad she ate oatmeal, celery & ranch and apples & peanut butter after working out?...Jeff says no, it's a little excessive but not too bad LOL Jordan says she doesn't want her working out to go to waste...Jeff says that she shouldn't eat before she goes to bed...Jordan says she always gets hungry, she doesn't do it at home, just there...
Jeff knows, she just has to say no, the celery is not bad...Jordan says oatmeal?...Jeff says it's not bad, the apples have a lot of sugar though but it's not that bad but if she wants to lose weight, just don't eat it...Jordan says she worked out, doesn't that help?...Jeff says when you don't eat it, 80% of losing weight is your diet, not working out...Jordan asks about drinking Gatorade, is that bad?...Jeff says yeah, it has a lot of sugar, she should cut it with water...Jordan says "great" 🫤
Jeff says that none of it is bad but if she wants to lose weight she needs to eat less than 2000 calories a day...Jordan says she ate a BLT...Jeff asks regular or turkey bacon?...Jordan says regular...Jeff says if she really wants to lose weight, it should be turkey...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says grams of fat and a bunch of calories...Jordan says she'll switch then, she had tomato sandwich, a fruit plate with cottage cheese...Jeff stops her saying she's fine...Jordan says she'll be pissed if she goes upstairs and the scale says 140...Jeff doesn't know what else to say LOL
They are quiet then Jordan says she needs a haircut, it's aggravating her...Jeff is glad he got one, she did good :) Jordan says who would have known he would actually like his hair...Jeff says he didn't mind her doing it, because his hair is pretty crazy anyway, it's hard to f**k up, he just thought she'd like to f**k around and be like hee hee...Jordan asks why would she do that?...Jeff says because she likes to joke around and think it's funny...Jordan says she wouldn't do that on purpose...
Talk about changing the subject Jordan suddenly asks "would you ever adopt a kid from another country?" ...Jeff says "probably not"...Jordan asks "why?"...Jeff says he never thought about it, to be honest with her but he's planning on having his own kids, if he had a lot of money, maybe, he doesn't know, he doesn't know what doing that helps, there's a lot of kids in America that need to be adopted too...Jordan says right...Jeff says he didn't know what the purpose of that is...Jordan says she was just thinking of those questions tonight and you see those kids in those other countries with bloated bellies and they're starving...Jeff says it's sad...Jordan asks if you can adopt them or no? she heard the waiting list is long...Jeff says she could send them money if she wanted to, that's what the commercials are for...Jordan says if she had her own kids and she knew her and her husband were stable, she would adopt a baby, they're so cute but then again she wouldn't want them to feel like they don't look like their brothers and sisters...Jeff mmm, hmm's...
Jordan says Michele reminds her of her cousin, she walks around and doesn't just come out and ask her things...Jordan says she felt bad the last time family visited them, she only took 2 days off work, it was during Easter and she had a hangover and looked like crap, she didn't even eat her food, she feels so bad, looking back on it, she was rude and didn't spend any time with them at all, she was too busy going out and getting drunk, she took them for granted and realizes it now that she's separated from her family but at the same time she has nothing to talk to them about because they don't see them much and have nothing in common...Jeff says you have to make small talk...
Jeff sighs saying oh f**k...Jordan asks what?...Jeff says it's about going in that room...Jordan says "you don't want to?"...Jeff says no...Jordan says they talked a long time last night...Jeff says he talks to her more at night than during the day...Jordan asks why?...Jeff says they're always doing separate things and then when they are together other people come by (Michele😬)...Jeff says somebody's always fu**ing running up on us...Jordan says they were all bad this morning, nobody could get up...Jeff says he could if he slept in a good bed, he tosses and turns all night, he's sleeping with others that make noise (moaning) and he gets pissed and can't sleep.
Jeff whispers "how does she get night terrors every night? wtf?"...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says "doesn't she ever dream about like butterflies or something?"...Jordan says imagine if you had it?...Jeff says but what is it? is it something? or is it just her mind?...Jordan doesn't know, it has to be her mind...Jeff asks doesn't she dream happy?...Jordan says maybe it's all bad, she asks if Jeff dreams?...Jeff says no, he doesn't remember them...Jordan says she has dreams every night.
Jeff says they take naps every day at different schedules, that's why they don't talk, he comes in the room and she's gone, then he goes in the pool, then naps, then she naps...they talk about their naps earlier in the day...feeds cut out...more talk about what they did that day...feeds cut out...when they return Jeff and Jordan are whispering to each other about game ...virtually impossible to hear...they get a little nervous because Russell is rustling around...they whisper even more quietly if possible LOL Jeff wraps himself around Jordan to whisper :) ...after about 5 minutes of this Jeff suggest they go outside to talk and he'll have a smoke...Jordan agrees and the feeds cut out and when they return Jeff and Jordan are heading outside...
SS to BY talk - Part 2
2:12-2:56am
Jeff and Jordan head out to the BY to talk freely...Jordan waits outside while Jeff goes to the bathroom...Jeff comes out and Jordan says it's cold, she asks if Jeff is really going to smoke?...Jeff says yeah, he's been smoking too much...Jordan says yeah he has...Jordan says that Russell was fake sleeping in there and Jeff loud whispers LOL
They start talking some major game (boring!) ...they talk about trusting Michele or not and whether or not they would want to keep Russell...Jeff starts planting the seed to Jordan that they would want Russell on their side "just in case Jessie left"...they talk about Natalie giving Russell a sympathy vote and they dynamic between Jessie, Natalie & Chima...feeds go to control room...they are now discussing Russell and how desperate he is getting...
Jordan says her and Jeff have a better chance this upcoming HOH but if he wins HOH again she will shoot herself, she thinks if one of them wins HOH they will be good...they then discuss what would happen if Michele wins HOH...Jeff says it doesn't matter, down the line he's getting rid of Michele too...Jordan says they need her right now...Jeff says that Michele plays both sides and she is weary of talking to Jeff, Jeff is selling that he's on her side but he never really tells her anything.
Jordan says that she told Michele she should put up Jessie and Natalie...Jeff says that Michele is playing both sides and won't put Chima up to protect herself...Jordan says if an 18 yr old wins the money, she will flip...Jeff says yeah and she bitches the whole time she's here, nobody says anything to her because she's best friends with the king of the castle...Jeff says it's just a matter of time.
Jordan asks if they should try and save Russell? (Jeff avoids answering this because he knows Jessie is most likely gawn after tomorrow anyway )...Jordan says she thinks Michele would keep Russell but then again what if Natalie backed out?...Jeff says he's not saying nothing to nobody LOL Jeff says Russell is always on his ass, asking him to talk to Jessie...they go over the pros and cons of keeping Russell or not...Jeff says at one point "just trust me" (he almost slips here)...he clears his throat a couple of times and says just don't get yourself in trouble with the other side of the house.
They continue talking more game scenarios and numbers...Jordan says they have to win HOH's and POV's every single time...Jeff says he thinks Michele doesn't have a grip on the game, she's known as a liar, everyone knows she plays both sides and he doesn't trust her for a second but he needs her for now...Jordan asks if it would be beneficial for Jeff to keep Russell?...Jeff says yeah because he could count on him to win comps and get others out, if they saved him they'd be loyal to them and if he didn't win, they'd put Russell up...Jordan asks how they don't know they'd be put up?...Jeff says he'd have to take that chance.
More game scenarios and possibilities 🙄🥱 Jeff bitches again about Chima and says that Michele said she promised Chima she would protect her...Jeff says how about he promises Michele that he's going to throw her out of there, how about that? LOL Jordan thinks Russell wouldn't be loyal to them...Jeff says he would stab him right in the back then...they talk about Russell some more...
Jordan then says she told Chima that she told Russell she would give him a vote but she was lying to him, she was covering her tracks...Jeff says that's good, just that Jordan is taken care of because he's the target no matter what, make sure she covers herself and don't worry about him, he'll take care of himself.
They start putting out scenarios of who would put up who if they won HOH...Jeff wrongly says that Kevin is a floater/pawn and he's not getting anywhere 😐 Jeff then waters the plant by saying that if Jessie was gone the house would be theirs 😉Jeff looks at Jordan intently...Jeff says Jessie has been on easy street the whole time...Jordan says if Jessie makes it to final 2 she's not voting for him...Jeff slips a little again saying "he won't make it in the final 2"...
Jeff and Jordan both complain that Russell is getting on their nerves, they say he's following them around and trying to find any opportunity to talk even when they're sleeping...Jeff tells the story of Russell staring at him, he does it all the time, wtf?...Jordan says it's not a good idea to keep him...Jeff says for Jordan to vote with the house (all the while knowing he's not going anywhere lol)...Jeff throws out an idea of what they can tell Russell but Jordan thinks they shouldn't say anything...Jeff says he can't deal with him, he's like his shadow...Jordan says Russell keeps trying to talk to her, make her food and she just thinks ughhhh, she told him she was in a bad mood...Jeff giggles...Jeff says he thinks Russell really likes them...Jordan isn't so sure...Jeff says he knows he plays both sides, he thinks Russell doesn't know who he is, he catches him in lies.
Jeff says if Jessie is gone, in a perfect world, Russell would be with them...Jordan says she'd be pissed if Russell stayed and then turned on them...Jeff tells Jordan to tell Russell he has her vote to shut him up...they go over votes again...Jordan says that everything they tell Russell, he tells Lydia and she tells everything to the other side...Jeff says Lydia is another one he can't stand...Jordan says she doesn't think Jeff should say anything to Russell...Jeff just wants Jordan to cover herself with the other side...Jordan says she didn't realize it was all about the numbers in this house, things would have been so different if Braden had stayed instead of Chima.
They talk about how Russell says he was close to Casey, they can't understand how since Casey badmouthed Russell...they go over more scenarios...Jeff says he wants to get rid of Lydia so bad too...they say that Lydia doesn't even care to be there...Jeff says that if Jessie left Lydia would want to go right after him...Jeff says in some strange fu**ed up world, Natalie would want to go too if those two are gone, it sounds bizarre and weird, Natalie likes Jessie no matter what she says, Lydia loves him so hopefully if Jessie left they would want to go to the jury house...Jeff says you need luck and they've played the game with no luck in their favor, it's bound to turn...
Jordan asks if Jeff really believes that?...Jeff say yes...Jordan asks if Jeff sees himself in the final 2?...Jeff says yeah, he sees both of them in the final 2 :) Jordan says Jeff will make it further than her...Jeff doesn't think so, he's not joking, he thinks they can do it, he thinks they can promise others final 4 or 3 and then stab them in the back at the last minute...Jordan giggles...they talk about double evictions...
Cute moment alert...
Jeff says that's far down the line, he says "you don't see yourself getting far? I see you gettting far, I'm not joking"...Jordan says she does but gets discouraged...Jeff says "I really believe I can be in the final 2"...Jordan says that if she doesn't make it, she hopes Jeff does...Jeff says "but I think you could be there Jordan"...Jordan says "you got my vote"...Jeff laughs and smiles at Jordan 😊
Jeff says they have to win HOH...Jeff says "Michele is the biggest HOH dicksucker there is" 😂 They talk about house sides...Jordan asks if Jeff wants to go lay back down?...they decide to stay out a bit longer to talk game, they can talk other stuff inside...they talk about Michele again, saying even though she makes deal with others, ultimately she's with them...Jeff says Michele gets on his nerves so bad, the moaning drives him crazy and she giggles at everything he says...Jordan thinks Michele does like him though (ugh, that's not the half of it) ...Jeff agrees and says he plays nice with her.
More game talk about Jessie and Natalie (😵💫☠️kill me now) Jordan says it's them vs. JeJo...Jeff says yeah, Jordan needs to pull an HOH out of her ass and him too...they talk when the next endurance might be and then Jeff says "I wish we could just evict everybody" 😂
Jordan says it's good he's positive because she's negative but then again she thinks of her mom and knows she needs this money...Jeff says he knows they can do it :) They go over scenarios yet AGAIN! 😵💫😵💫 Jeff threatens to use the Lydia/Jessie handjob secret if he has to, he'll blow her right out of the water, f**k her, she fu**ed him week one, welcome to the party weirdo, he doesn't want to play that way but if he has to...they start talking about Chima...Jordan asks if Jeff thinks Chima could win this?...Jeff doesn't think so because he sees himself there and her not being there with him, Jeff sees no one else next to him but Jordan 😊
Jordan lectures Jeff about smoking
2:56am
The BY talk continues...
Jeff says now he can't sleep...Jordan says she wants to lay back down, she's sleepy...Jeff kind of wants another cigarette...Jordan says "nooo, quit"...Jeff says he knows...Jordan says Jeff is going to smoke his life away...Jeff says he smokes more in the house than outside...Jordan says when they first got there, Jeff said he didn't smoke but he does smoke and when he gets out of there it will be hard (for him to stop)...Jeff says no it won't because he used to smoke like that before and he stopped...Jordan says he's been doing it for a 3 month period though...Jeff says it's only 5 cigarettes a day...Jordan says that's a lot...Jeff says some people smoke 2 packs, that's a lot!...Jordan says 5 cigarettes is a lot, 1 is okay but he still needs to quit...Jeff says Jordan is right, he shouldn't justify it...Jeff says for them to go lay down...Jordan says don't worry, she lectures her sister all the time...Jeff says gets up and says well, he needs a lecture, he tells Jordan to go lay down again...Jordan says "geez you're like Mr. Move it tonight" LOL ...they go inside...
SS to BY to SS talk
3:02-3:25am
Jeff and Jordan come back inside after being outside...they both go to the bathroom...Jordan leaves first and Jeff joins her shortly after...they settle into bed...Jordan says they're going to get woken up in 6 hours...silence, some random chit chat and then Jeff asks Jordan to move over a smidge...Jordan says her and Michele were talking about cancer, stuff like that freaks her out...Jeff says he knows, to not worry about it...Jordan says she might fall asleep...Jeff whines nooo.
Jordan says Jeff has to talk then because she's sleepy...Jeff asks if she wants him to go to sleep?...Jordan says if he's going to talk then talk...Jeff asks what he should talk about?...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff asks what they're going to do tomorrow?...Jordan says lay out...Jeff says it's the same fu**ing shit...Jordan says she talks more at night then the day...Jeff says him too...Jordan says in the day she's quieter, she just likes to lay out and sit by herself, it's her thinking time...Jeff says he doesn't even bother her...Jordan says it's her thinking time, time to just get away...Jeff says they do the same shit every day...Jordan mmm, hmm's.
Jeff says he misses cooking, making meals...Jordan asks what he's cooking her when he's off slop?...Jeff says mmm, whatever she wants...Jordan says she'll make him some baked ziti when he's off slop, a little thing of it...Jeff says ok...Jordan says it's good but has no meat...Jeff says they can put meat in it...Jordan isn't sure it'll be good...Jeff says it will, a tomato sauce with meat...Jordan wants to put chicken in it, it'll be better...Jeff says he'll make some good pasta when he's done being off slop, he says omg, if he goes on slop next week, he'll be so pissed, he got the extra day so he won't even get to eat, he'll be fired up.
Jeff asks if Jordan cooks at home?...Jordan says no...Jeff asks how she learned to make baked ziti?...Jordan says watching her mom make it, she's never home when they have dinner, that's why she eats a lot of fast food, she's on the go...Jeff says it's so convenient...Jeff asks what Jordan's salon's name is?...Jordan says Planet 21...Jeff says yeah, that's right...Jordan says it's going to be so hard going back, getting in the groove of things having the whole summer off...Jeff knows...Jordan says to enjoy it while they can now...Jeff says he guesses, he knows there'll be a time when they wish they could be back in the house when they're all busy...Jeff says other people will say they would love to just lay around the pool all summer (like they did)...Jordan says it's fine but it's the stress that makes it more intense, if it was the real world it would be different, it's a lot of stress...Jeff agrees.
They both yawn and then Jeff turns to cuddle Jordan, he sniffs her...Jordan asks if she stinks...Jeff sniffs again and says no, it smells like his shirt...some rubbing goes on and Jordan turns to spoon with Jeff...Jordan as usual, when they get too close, makes some random comment about her hair...something goes on and they giggle...the covers rustle...Jeff says something about wishing he could see the faces she makes, how do they look?...Jordan says funny...more rustling and whispering...Jeff asks "what are the odds of you scratching my back?"...Jordan says fine...Jeff says "you will?"...he asks if she's not too tired?...Jordan says she is but she will...Jeff pinches her saying wowo...Jordan ow's and Jeff says thank you, then he'll go to sleep, deal?
Jordan starts scratching and says this is their ritual when Jeff's on slop...Jeff asks if she's doing it because he's on slop?...Jordan says no, she says her boobs are sore...Jeff realizes what she meant by ritual, that he comes in there and then goes to the HN room, he says he can't just go right in there...Jeff says he tosses and turns as it is, she knows, at least the last day he'll have it all to himself.
Jeff asks about the ghost story Jordan told?...Jordan says she told him already, she goes over the two stories she told Jeff, she says Jeff can look it up on the computer, it was all over the news...they quiet down...Jeff asks what the date is? the 11th or 12th?...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says it's weird they're only going home the end of next month...Jeff asks what does Jordan think happens after the final show? they do an interview and then go "see ya later", it's weird...Jordan says yeah because you live with these people especially the ones that make it further, it will be weirder...they talk about jury house a little...Jeff says he hopes to never find out about jury house 🙁
They talk about Dan a little...Jeff says he thinks about him everyday, what he told him was what he needed to hear...they talk about the day Dan came into the house to host the comp, how he gave a little pep talk to Jeff...Jeff says it was his worst day, he was ready to bust someone's jaw open and leave...Jordan says Jeff handled it well...Jeff felt bad he didn't shake his hand before he left...Jordan thought they would get a chance to say goodbye to him...Jeff says it was nice that Dan said something to him...Jordan says Dan was on the bottom too but he won a lot of HOH's, they talk about how many he won...Jeff says it's hard to win that many HOH's and not get voted out because you're always putting people up...Jordan says Dan was smart though...Jeff says he was...Jordan says that Jeff is smart too :) ...Jeff says that this house is different though, it's more about vengeance, people get too personal in there, he didn't see that in other seasons, other season had more fun.
Jordan turns back saying she is done (scratching), she faces away from Jeff...Jeff asks Jordan if she's going to bed?...Jordan says no...Jeff says he should...Jordan says ok...Jeff giggles...Jeff says "I can't" and exhales 😏😔..they are quiet and then Jeff sits up to put his clothes on, he puts his socks on saying his toe hurts...Jeff takes a sip of water and Jordan says Jeff carries that cup with him everywhere...Jeff leaves saying "good dreams Jordan"...Jordan says "alright goodnight" and Jeff leaves...
Jeff feels unwanted
2:51-2:59pm
Jordan finishes cleaning up in the kitchen and heads to the SS room where Jeff is laying down...she walks in and sits on the slide saying that there's a tarp outside...Jeff says maybe it means there's a guest coming?...Jordan says "you think?"...Jeff asks if it's open outside?...Jordan mmm, hmm's. Jeff opens his arms wide wanting a hug from Jordan...
LOL @ Russell sleeping in the corner bed...Jordan pauses, gets up and puts her head on Jeff's chest...Jeff says that's not a hug...Jordan patronizingly pats Jeff's arm...Jeff says "what's that?"...Jordan says "what? what's what?"...Jordan hugs Jeff's leg and says she saw Jeff's picture (?), she cleaned and swept the kitchen...Jeff won't let it go, he says "how come when I want a hug, you don't give me a hug"...Jordan makes an excuse, she says "I gave you a hug, I'm stinky though, I've been cleaning"...Jeff says to watch next time she hugs him, he'll stop her.
Jeff grabs Jordan's head with his leg and headlocks her and then mercilessly tickles her...Jordan goes crazy...Jeff lets go and Jordan pretends to punch him...Jordan looks over at Russell and feels weird talking while he's there, she mentions the tarp again, she says it's hot out there, she's staying inside, she asks Jeff what it might be?...they talk about what the competition might be...
Jordan starts taking her laundry out of her bag to put away...she's not happy about her shorts turning pink...Jordan asks Jeff if they look bad?...Jeff says who cares they have a little pink tint, she likes pink?...Jordan does but they're not supposed to be pink...they go back to talking about past competitions...Jordan says she's terrible at puzzles...Jeff says he gets them right away or just doesn't...
Jeff still won't let it go, he says "I can't believe you didn't hug me, it's like a slap in my face"...Jordan says she's smelly, she was sweeping, she feels dirty...Jeff says "I feel not wanted"...Jordan says "Jeff! quit"...Jeff says quit what? wait until she wants one, he's tired of this...Jordan says tired of what?...Jeff wants his shirt back (the one she's wearing)...Jordan says no, she wants it...Jeff says "it's over"...Jordan says it's not...Jeff says she's not having that shirt, she's outta her mind, he only brought 4 long sleeved shirts...Jordan says ok...Jeff says she also doesn't hug him when he wants, he doesn't feel the love ☹️
Jordan deflects by talking about Jessie and game...Jeff doesn't want to hear it, he tells Jordan to get Jessie's shirt...Jeff farts and says that's for her LOL
Jordan tries again...Jeff waves his hands in the air and says it doesn't matter...Jordan complains about her hoody looking dull, it's her mom's, she's not going to like it...Jordan says she had lots of pants to bring but they were VS...Jeff says "pink?" and then sarcastically says he hasn't heard that story before 😅
Jordan doesn't say anything...Jeff says yeah, that's right he's being a smart ass, he doesn't like her no more, she slapped him right in the face. Jordan says with what?...Jeff says he wanted a hug and she patted his leg...Jordan says she stinks, if it was him he'd do the same...Jeff says he hugged her yesterday all full of hair...Jordan says that was something they did together, she needs to go in the DR and talk about it...
Jeff says they didn't ask him about it in the DR, it's not important compared to everything else going on in there, it isn't the Jeff and Jordan show that sucks anyway (wrong! lol)...Jeff asks what time it is?...Jordan says 3, they'll probably go on lockdown in an hour...Jordan asks Jeff AGAIN what he thinks about the tarp?...they discuss and wonder what it could be.
Jeff gets pissed that Jordan had an attitude, not knowing what's going on...he says he's outta there, forget it...Jordan calls out Jeff!...Jeff says "you're on your own sister"...Jordan giggles saying Jeff! she follows him out of the room...Jeff holds the door shut when she tries to walk out, they make noise for Russell who wakes up...Jordan says sorry and walks out…
Jordan says to Jeff that they woke him up...Jeff says "go make a new friend!"...Jordan pinches Jeff's butt :) ...Jeff says Jordan needs friends in the jury house when they're outta there...Jordan turns and uhhh's...Jeff holds his arms open again for a hug...Jordan goes to hug him but Jeff says "did you look at the camera first? get outta here"...Jordan says she did not...Jeff says they're officially done for one week like slop 😛
Jeff pushes Jordan away...Jordan laughs and says "Jeff, stop! give me a hug"...she tries to hug him but Jeff says no...Jeff sprays Jordan with his cologne saying it's his jam...Jordan rubs Jeff's head saying it's his candy stash and she walks away...
As she walks away she says "I dusted in here, it was so gross"...Jeff who is putting on his shorts says "why didn't you fold my clothes?" LOL ...Jordan says "huh?"...
HOH pic time - cute JeJo
3:10-3:40pm
Jeff & Jordan goof around while taking pictures with Chima's HOH camera.
Super cute moments
@3:12 pm Jeff and Jordan flirt while trying to figure out how to pose "funny"...Jeff tries to create a suggestive pose with Jordan's head...
@3:15-16pm Jeff "bites" Jordan's neck/ear to tickle her
@3:17pm Jordan asks what they should do (to pose) and Jeff says they're making out and kisses her neck 😍
@3:18pm Jeff tickles her arm and tries once again to kiss her neck
@3:23pm Jeff pulls Jordan's ponytail
@3:26pm Jeff & Jordan playfight and then he pushes her on the sofa LOL
@3:30pm Jeff and Jordan are laying down in the HN room with the others...Jeff puts his hand on Jordan's leg when posing, Jordan pushes it away...Jeff says what?...the picture is taken then Jeff hugs Jordan...Jordan protests...Jeff says what?...Jordan locks her arm with his...Jeff points to Jordan saying no hugging tonight (Jeff is reminding her of his promise from less than an hour before lol)
@3:35pm Jeff and Jordan are now up in the HOH room, they goof around while the others are deciding more poses...Jeff hugs Jordan sweetly (I guess the no hugs tonight promise ended real quick!) and Jordan gives Jeff a patting hug back...Jeff starts patting Jordan on the shoulder saying that she was patronizing him and he flicks her in the face LOL
@3:39pm Jeff and Jordan are egged on by the others do to a fun pose, they make some suggestions...Jeff grabs Jordan's boob...
...and then Jordan grabs Jeff's junk 😃
They all crack up laughing and Jordan says omg, Jeff you're hard...Jeff says "I'm not hard"...Jordan says he feels hard...Jeff says "he's down" LOL they continue laughing and carrying on, they step away from the posing area and Jeff says to Jordan "wow, you were really grabbing the junk"
Pre halfway party chat - Let's make bad decisions
5:43-5:49pm
Feeds switch to Jeff and Jordan who are talking in the GR...Jordan says she kind of wants to change...Jeff asks "into what?"...Jordan doesn't know...Jeff says she looks nice 😊..Jordan says she always wears that dress...Jeff says it (the halfway party) is not going to be aired anyway...Jordan knows...Jeff says to save the dress she doesn't wear for another day...
Jordan says that Michele is wearing her dress, it looks good on her...Jeff asks "you gonna drink?"...Jordan says "I don't know...depends"...
Jeff says he doesn't think BB will give them a lot anyway, he doesn't care about the drinks, he just wants to eat...Jordan says when the music's playing he might want to drink...Jeff smiles saying for sure he's gonna drink, don't worry, he wouldn't pass it up...Jordan says that it used to take her a lot (to get drunk), now she has one drink and she gets tipsy, kind of tipsy...she can feel it in her blood 🤭
Jeff says "get all drunk and we'll make bad decisions later" Oh yeah! Jordan says "nooooo"...Jeff cracks up saying "what? I'm just kidding"...
Jordan says "no you weren't" (you got that right sista)...Jordan repeats he wasn't...Jeff says "what? I didn't know what I was doing, I was so drunk, what happened?"...Jordan says " yeah right..would you uhh..."...Jeff answers quickly " YES! "... 😅
Jordan lays down next to Jeff asking if he's ever done that?...Jeff says what?...Jordan says "made bad decisions?"...Jeff lies through his teeth saying "no"...Jordan says "shut up"...Jeff says "what?"...Jordan says "have you?"...Jeff says no and tsks...Jordan says he has, has he had a one night stand ever?...Jeff denies that too...Jordan says "yes you have! you're smiling"...
Jeff says he said no...Jordan says "you're smiling when you say no, you're lying, don't lie to me"...
Jordan is soooo pretty here 😍😍
Jeff says "don't lie to me"...Jordan says she hasn't...Jeff says she's a liar...Jordan says she's gotten drunk, maybe made some people think they were going to get it but then haha, gotta go!...Jeff says "you fu**ing...nevermind"...Jordan says "cocktease?"...Jeff says "yeah"...
Jordan asks Jeff if she looks like she's lost any weight? and even before Jordan can finish answering Jeff says "yes...4 pounds" :) ...Jordan says "you think so?"...Jeff says mmm, hmm...Jordan says "you're not lying to me?"...Jeff says "Jordan you look good, I told you that from the beginning"...Jeff smiles at her reaction to this...
...swoon! 🥰😍🥰
...and he says that Jordan doesn't take compliments very well, huh?...Jordan says no...Jeff says she asks him to compliment her, then when he does she blows it off, if someone gives you a compliment, take it, take it and run :) ...they then start talking game about Jessie and Russell, Jordan then gets called to the DR...Jordan says they'll talk (later)...Jeff says they can talk later under the sheets 😉 ...
Jeff gets massaged by Jordan
7:28pm
Feed return after the halfway party to JeJo hugging sideways...Jordan lets go and Jeff keeps his hand on Jordan's back briefly...Jeff is saying how full he is, their stomachs have shrunken...Jordan gives Jeff a mini shoulder/neck massage...
Jeff says he's so stuffed after 2 pieces of pizza and a salad...Jordan leaves, going to the bathroom...Jeff says he can always eat pizza, he could eat one more slice right now, pizza's so good...Jeff then sings "Pizza is so good!" and the feeds cut out...
After the halfway party GR chat
7:34-7:54pm
Feeds switch to the GR...Jeff and Jordan are stuffed and feel lazy after the halfway party...Jeff says he ate a lot for being full after the first plate...Jordan says her too...Jeff says it's perfect, he's got tomorrow and the next day and then hopefully he eats on Friday...Jeff exhales and says "yeah, I'm done"...Jordan giggles.
Jordan asks if she has makeup under here (her eyes)...Jeff looks at Jordan and says (mocking her lol) "does my hair look bad?"...Jordan says no and runs her hands through it...Jeff says no, that's what she says...Jordan says her breath smells good...Jeff says he just brushed his teeth...Jordan covers her mouth saying hers doesn't...Jeff ewws and Jordan laughs...Jeff says nah, it doesn't :) Jordan entwines her arm with Jeff's and says she always does that...Jeff says "yeah you do"...
Jeff says she likes it, whatever makes her feel better...Jeff who has been adjusting his "package" with Jordan watching says "this makes me feel better right now" 😂 they laugh...Jeff says "yammahamma"...Jordan giggles...Jeff says "I love pizza" 🍕...Jeff says if there's one thing to stuff yourself with it's pizza...Jordan says she's full from the cake...Jeff ate a little piece at the end too.
Jordan puffs out her belly and then Jeff does it while making a puffing sound...they giggle, Jordan says not to compare, she's only 30lbs lighter than him...Jeff says she's not, it's 40lbs...Jeff starts puffing again and then Jordan does the same...Jeff looks at her…
Jeff says "but you look good" 😍 ...Jordan extends hers to look like she's pregnant and says with a southern drawl, that she'd be on the front porch saying..."well Jeffrey, this is your 3rd baby" 😅 Jeff cracks up and says "yeah" 😉...Jordan pats Jeff's belly...Jeff says "uhh, don't get too rough"...Jordan says "fatten you up"...Jeff says he just did, that was a Pizza Hut buffet, it felt good...Jordan has been giggling...Jeff asks what she's giggling about? he knows she has something on her mind...Jordan says she's just thinking...Jeff wants her to tell him, he wants to giggle, go, what?...Jordan says nothing...FISH....
Feeds return again with JeJo talking about what they would buy each other if they win...Jeff says he'll buy Jordan an iPod regardless...Jordan asks what else?...Jeff says if he wins the big prize, he'll get her something nice...Jordan says ok, well a Louis Vuitton purse would be nice because she could never afford that...Jeff says ok...Jordan says "or a Gucci purse cuz it's the stuff I couldn't get in real life"...Jeff says alright...Jordan says a Dolce Gabbana, actually no...Jeff says "you don't need all that shit"...Jordan says it's stuff she can't get in real life, he'll have to take her ok...Jordan says he can pick her up, let her pick it out and then he'll just swipe it (credit card)...Jeff says "now you know what you're getting? nothing" LOL Jordan giggles.
Jordan says she's just kidding...Jeff says he said he'd get her something nice...Jordan says she's kidding, she doesn't want anything...Jeff says he will, he swears to God he will...Jordan asks why? because she's his only BFF?...Jeff says yeah, yeah for real...FISH...when they return Jordan is saying dang! this is real nice, she wants some diamond earrings then, she does need a new pair...Jeff says "don't get greedy"...Jordan giggles saying she's just thinking here, 500 thousand...
Michele comes in being nosey and ruins the party GRRR ...she says 500 thousand what? sheep, cows, pigs (wtf Michele?)...Jeff says slices of pizza hoping Jordan won't tell Michele what they were talking about (IMO) and Jordan spills immediately saying "he said he'd buy me something nice"...of course Michele takes the chance to make herself look good in Jeff's eyes (🙄) by asking what Jordan will buy him if she wins?...Jeff says yeah, they didn't get that far cuz Jordan's selfish (bad Jeff!)...Jordan says LA Lakers tickets because they're too hard to get...Jeff is puzzled 😅...Jordan says wasn't it LA Lakers tickets? or was it the Bears?...Jeff says whatever, it's season tickets...Jordan says ok, that's what she'll do, get him season's tickets to whatever game he wants...Jeff smiles saying "that's cool"...Jordan puts up her pinky and says "deal"...they pinky promise...Michele fake smiles, giggles & drinks from that damn cup and I want to punch............................the wall !!!!! GRR
Jeff says season's tickets for the Bears...FISH...they return with Jordan saying her dress does look good on Michele (honey UGHHHH stop blowing up her head )Jordan then announces she's gassy and she farts and laughs...they start singing and talking about Prince and FISH...now they're talking about Jeff's undies...Jordan pulls them up and Jeff says she's giving him a grundy...Jordan says she wishes people would have gotten up and danced (during the party)...Jeff can't believe they didn't play any Bob Marley, it's like a shot at him...Jordan grabs Jeff's arm and plays with it...Jeff asks again why didn't they play it?
Jeff holds out his arm to be scratched but Jordan doesn't...Jeff says he's reading into everything, he's paranoid...Jeff says there are subliminal messages in the songs to hate each other LOL...Michele rambles about herself & production... FISH...Jeff signals for scratching and Jordan does it for 2 seconds and then stops...they talk about the next comp, Jeff's not ready for another endurance...Jordan says she is...FISH...
Jeff says he's so comfy, satisfied? is that the word?...Michele says satiated...Jeff says he's never heard of that but he likes it, he'll use it, he's so satiated...Jordan says she needs to poot, she does...Jeff covers his nose not wanting to smell it...Jordan says it was a hot one, it's going to be smelly but she doesn't smell it though...Jeff says he doesn't want to smell it, come on...Jordan asks if he smelled her fart would he throw up?...Jeff doesn't want to know...Jordan asks if he's smelled them?...Jeff says one time he did, he caught a fu**ing punch in the mouth 🤨 (the obsession of JeJo with farts & poots is insane lol )
Jordan asks if it grossed him out?...Jeff says "it's a fart, it's not like it's cherry pie" 😛 Jeff says "mmm, Jordan's fart"...Jordan suddenly says "dirty panties!" and Jeff gives her a look 🤨...Jordan cracks up and Jeff says "and wtf is wrong with you?"...
Jordan says "man I'm bored"...Jeff says "we just had a party...this is the afterparty" LOL Michele says it's a lame afterparty...Jordan asks if they want to lay in their room?...Michele wants to...Jeff says he doesn't care, let's go, he wants to crack jokes...Jeff asks to be pulled off the bed...Jordan tries but needs Michele's help...they pull him off...Jeff starts nervous giggling that they would pull him right off...he gets up and they all leave...
M/R/J/J explicit talk in the SS room
8-8:47pm
Jeff & Jordan go lay down in the SS room. Michele & Russell are there as well. They have a long talk about various things...naturally the chatter turns to the human body, bodily functions, sex and generally goofy stuff. Jeff's face when Jordan asks if anyone has had butt sex is too priceless! 😃
Keeping Jeff company in the HN room
11:34-11:38pm
Feeds return, lights are off in the HN room, Jordan laying down with Jeff...Michele is right there in the room with them ...Jeff and Jordan touch hands...
Jordan wonders if she could sleep in the room with them...Michele says she could sleep in the middle (thanks Michele 🙄 )...Jordan wonders if she would be alllowed to bring her own blanket, she says she seriously would...Michele says she wants her to have a good sleep so she can be rested for tomorrow...Jordan says she could bring her own pillow...Jeff says BB won't let her sleep there, it's already jam packed with bozos...Jordan laughs...Michele aka Unfunny Franny says "who you calling a bozo?"...Jeff says "me and you"...Michele giggles...Jordan says that's so funny...Jeff wonders if he won HOH would he skip his extra day...Michele thinks so...Jeff thinks so too...Michele says HOH's are automatically Have's...Jordan says that should make Jeff strive to get it more...
Michele fake yawns ...Michele mumbles something to which Jordan says she knows...Jeff says they have to watch it, they can be heard in the other room...Jeff reaches for his socks and kisses Jordan's shoulder...Jordan giggles...Jeff says he wasn't making a sweet move...Michele says "whatevers, I like to watch so it's all good" <----GRRR, you're NOT funny Michele!...Michele says she's just kidding, that was creepy...Jeff puts on his socks...Jordan laughs at her not being funny LOL
Jordan says that it's funny that her and Jeff will be separated and she'll just want to be away from him but then when she's not around him, she thinks ahh, I want to aggravate Jeff...Jordan is holding onto Jeff's hand at this point...Jordan says it's a love/hate, isn't it?...(IMO Jeff never liked this description of "them" by Jordan, in NO way did Jeff hate Jordan )...Jeff half-heartedly says mmm, hmm...Jordan rubs Jeff's hand...
Jordan says she likes Michele's robe...Jeff wants to win HOH so he can win the robe...Jordan says "you would wear that"...Jeff says "f**k yeah, I'd wear it to breakfast and stuff"...Jordan asks "like Hugh Hefner?"...Jeff says yeah, why not, he won, he'd try to steal it, keep it...Jordan blows farts on Jeff's hands...Jordan asks if Jeff would have lots of pictures?...Jeff doesn't know...Michele says he would have a lot of kid pictures, friend and family pictures...Jeff is sure there are some but he's not sure which ones...Jordan says she wants to see her family so bad...Jeff rolls over to hug Jordan and says him too...Jordan says she's dying, it would help her a lot...Chima lets them know she's going to turn on the light...they do the "clap on, clap off" and the lights turn on at the perfect time :)
Keeping Jeff company in the HN room Part 2
11:38-11:55pm
The lights have been turned on by Chima...Jordan looks at Jeff and instead of just complimenting Jeff straight up asks Michele if she likes Jeff scruffy? This would change...
Michele says "beardwise?...oh you do have a little scruff"...Jeff says Michele can say she likes him better shaved...Michele says she likes Jeff any way he is, he's perfect ...Jordan aww's...Jeff says "oh, boy...this is the BS room"...Jordan rubs her foot on Jeff...Michele says she likes it when guys change it up...Jordan says "see"...Jeff says "maybe, I don't mind scruffy like a day or 2 or 3 but after that, I look like fu**ing Paul Bunyan"...Michele says she doesn't like it when they're gross...Jeff says he may keep it, maybe not, he'll see how he feels tomorrow, he's not completely opposed to it...Michele says he's not shaving until he wins HOH...Jeff says it will be huge...Michele says no...Jeff looks at Jordan and caresses her face…
Jordan uh uh's...Jeff says "uh uh what?"...(no wonder poor Jeff was confused! he was just being sweet 😟..) Jordan says this is like an insane asylum...Jeff asks if she forgot what it was like in the HN room?...Jordan says she did forget...Michele says it's the coolest room, she loves to hang out in it
Jordan asks what week they're on?...Michele says 6 weeks...Jordan can't believe it...Jeff says it's 7 weeks, they were there one week before they started...Jordan says "wow"...they figure out the weeks...Jordan says this is major, it's stressful...
Feeds return to the lights being off again...Jordan is scratching Jeff's back and they are talking about what the upcoming HOH might be...Jordan is ready if it's endurance...Jeff kind of doesn't want it to be endurance again, he'll win but he doesn't feel like it...Jordan asks the endurance comps in the past...Michele explains a few...FISH...when the feeds return Jordan is still scratching Jeff's back and inexplicably Michele is now poised watching them...creep show!! I mean, seriously!? ugh
Jordan stops scratching and Michele mumbles inaudibly...Jeff compares her back scratching to an endurance comp, she can't just drop when her hand gets tired, she would lose HOH...Jordan starts rubbing his head...Jeff mmm's saying he wants his back scratched but then says "scratch my head"....Jordan says to not smell her armpit...Jeff says he smelled it...Jordan asks if it stinks?...Jeff says it's funky and he's out...he rolls over but still puts his leg on Jordan LOL...feeds go to fish...
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